WEBVTT 00:00.160 --> 00:02.960 Who is Don in the land dispute with? 00:03.040 --> 00:04.320 The Dungalaba Corporation. 00:04.400 --> 00:07.280 Al, we know your family was involved in a land dispute with Don Darrell. 00:07.360 --> 00:10.160 What it looks like is you dragging a very dead Don Darrell 00:10.240 --> 00:11.400 up the jetty towards the donga. 00:11.480 --> 00:13.360 He wasn't dead. He was shit-faced. 00:13.440 --> 00:14.680 He was alive when I left him. 00:14.760 --> 00:16.800 Isaac found it wedged in some mangroves. 00:16.880 --> 00:18.520 -So it's a dick-bum. -A dick and a bum. 00:18.600 --> 00:20.640 -Yeah, it's a dick bum. -Yeah, that's what it is. 00:20.720 --> 00:22.560 [Culkin] Redcliffe directing Sergeant Ferguson 00:22.640 --> 00:25.240 to conduct a premises search today, that wasn't great. 00:25.320 --> 00:26.320 Eddie did what? 00:26.400 --> 00:28.120 Frank's been up to his old tricks again, hasn't he? 00:28.200 --> 00:29.320 Doing what, Eddie? 00:29.400 --> 00:31.640 Poaching wild crocs, Collins, OK? 00:31.720 --> 00:32.760 We have our own case. 00:32.840 --> 00:34.800 Someone else went out to the donga after Al left. 00:34.880 --> 00:37.320 So I need you here, not fixating on your dad. 00:37.400 --> 00:39.160 I didn't poach any crocs! 00:39.240 --> 00:40.480 What is this, Frank? 00:40.560 --> 00:42.160 Did you chop Don Darrell? 00:43.320 --> 00:46.560 Found a police-issue handgun with two rounds missing 00:46.640 --> 00:48.840 and we're just hoping to identify the owner. 00:55.960 --> 00:59.200 [tense music plays] 01:07.560 --> 01:09.560 [Frank] This is a bloody dog act. 01:09.640 --> 01:12.440 But it wouldn't be your first dog act, would it, Edwina? 01:12.520 --> 01:15.240 -Probably won't be your last dog act, either! -Alright! Stop the car. 01:15.320 --> 01:16.760 I'm getting out. I'm going to get the taser. 01:16.840 --> 01:19.080 -Uh, no-- No! You will not be doing that, Eddie, no. -Yep. I am. 01:19.160 --> 01:21.160 I'm just going to fuckin' charge it up and then zap, zap, zap. 01:21.240 --> 01:22.640 -Yeah, go and get it out. -Come on! 01:22.720 --> 01:23.760 -[both shout] -Enough! 01:23.840 --> 01:26.440 -[♪ Gina G's "(Ooh-Ah) Just A Little Bit" plays loudly on radio] -Fuck's sake! 01:26.520 --> 01:28.560 [indistinct shouting and swearing] 01:28.640 --> 01:30.920 Alright, Frank, settle down! [turns off radio] 01:31.000 --> 01:33.200 Eddie, put your belt on. 01:35.120 --> 01:36.920 [buckle clicks] 01:37.000 --> 01:39.760 We will question Frank formally, 01:39.840 --> 01:41.360 in our kitchenette, 01:41.440 --> 01:43.280 with a recording device. 01:48.160 --> 01:49.160 Why'd you fuckin' do it? 01:49.240 --> 01:50.960 -Eddie. Eddie, no. -[Frank] I didn't do nothing! 01:51.040 --> 01:52.480 -It was a stitch-up! -Oh, come on! 01:52.560 --> 01:55.280 You've been talking about killing Don Darrell for 40 years. 01:55.360 --> 01:57.840 We found a chainsaw buried in your backyard 01:57.920 --> 01:59.400 like a dead budgie. 01:59.480 --> 02:02.520 Not to mention the fact that Leo found some of your crap in the river scrap. 02:02.600 --> 02:04.480 What was it, Collins? What was it? Hey? 02:04.560 --> 02:06.760 Um... We will talk about that later. 02:06.840 --> 02:09.600 We w-- Yeah, we will talk about it later. It was something big, wasn't it? 02:09.680 --> 02:12.440 You are up shit creek without a snorkel, mate. 02:12.520 --> 02:15.600 Those forensics are searching every nook and fanny at Don's donga. 02:15.680 --> 02:18.480 And if they so much as find a silver pube of yours, 02:18.560 --> 02:20.360 -you are going down. -Alright! 02:21.520 --> 02:22.640 You got me. 02:23.920 --> 02:24.920 I done it. 02:29.400 --> 02:31.280 I murdered Don Darrell. 02:37.760 --> 02:38.880 How'd you fuckin' do it? 02:38.960 --> 02:40.200 Eddie. Eddie, no. 02:40.280 --> 02:42.920 [Eddie] You've really stepped it up, shit-face. You're going down. 02:43.000 --> 02:46.320 A jury's going to have no trouble at all imagining the bunny hop you've made 02:46.400 --> 02:49.560 from fuckin' animal cruelty to full-blown fuckin' homicide. 02:49.640 --> 02:51.480 I'm going to cook you like a three-course dinner, mate. 02:51.560 --> 02:52.600 It's going to be soup, meat 02:52.680 --> 02:54.160 -and a fuckin' Viennetta! -[phone ringing] 02:54.240 --> 02:55.320 Collins, don't answer that. 02:55.400 --> 02:57.840 -40 years of this shit! Fuck my dick! -Of course I'm not going to answer it! 02:57.920 --> 02:59.400 -I'm just going to turn it off. -Rabbit! 02:59.480 --> 03:01.000 [brakes squeal] 03:03.440 --> 03:06.480 [Culkin] Uh, Detective Collins? 03:06.560 --> 03:08.040 Hi, Col. 03:08.120 --> 03:10.040 We've got a bit of a problem at HQ. 03:11.120 --> 03:13.600 [theme music plays] 03:32.600 --> 03:35.800 [man] Double-page spread in a national fuckin' paper. 03:35.880 --> 03:37.320 Full colour. 03:37.400 --> 03:39.600 The son, DJ Darrell, says, 03:39.680 --> 03:41.960 "The cops went after Jason Wade, 03:42.040 --> 03:45.480 ipso facto, they think he murdered my dad." 03:45.560 --> 03:47.080 So there it is, in black and fuckin' white. 03:47.160 --> 03:48.920 It's not black and white, it's a full-colour spread. 03:49.000 --> 03:52.440 We never discussed anything of the kind with DJ, sir. 03:52.520 --> 03:54.720 Commissioner, could we seek a legal retraction from the paper? 03:54.800 --> 03:56.800 He called Jason Wade a murderer, right? 03:56.880 --> 03:58.560 You can't unsuck that cock. 03:58.640 --> 04:00.120 What the fuck are you wearing? 04:00.200 --> 04:02.920 Oh, well, you said you were coming in at ten and I had running club, so-- 04:03.000 --> 04:05.000 Close your legs, mate. One of your nuts has popped out. 04:05.080 --> 04:06.520 No, no, no, that's a pocket, sir. 04:06.600 --> 04:09.200 -That's a very low-hanging pocket. -No, that's a nut. 04:09.280 --> 04:11.280 -It's not. -That's a nut there. -[low-pitched squeaking] 04:11.360 --> 04:12.720 Ah, here we go again. 04:12.800 --> 04:16.000 Every weekend, these eight-foot fuckin' she-mans 04:16.080 --> 04:18.520 from that gay club Knob across the alley 04:18.600 --> 04:19.880 hurl shit at us. 04:19.960 --> 04:21.840 Vomit, dingers filled with jizz. 04:21.920 --> 04:25.160 Oh, and Cher here, he thinks we should march with them at Pride. 04:25.240 --> 04:27.840 No, well, I asked my 20-year-old about that 04:27.920 --> 04:29.360 and she said no. 04:29.440 --> 04:30.680 It's unbelievable, 04:30.760 --> 04:34.160 'cause you bunch of fucks have been up at Barra Creek five fuckin' days 04:34.240 --> 04:37.280 and, by all reports, your investigation has changed direction 04:37.360 --> 04:39.800 more times than a bat with a fuckin' concussion. 04:39.880 --> 04:42.840 Oh, we would agree that it has been a bit of a bumpy start, sir, 04:42.920 --> 04:45.600 but we are currently piecing together a picture-- 04:45.680 --> 04:46.680 A picture?! 04:46.760 --> 04:49.920 This isn't a 1,000-piece puzzle of a fuckin' puppy in a hat. 04:50.000 --> 04:52.920 We haven't got time to let this drag out, 04:53.000 --> 04:55.480 particularly if Don Darrell's seagull family 04:55.560 --> 04:56.920 keeps squawking to the press! 04:57.000 --> 04:58.160 Well, actually, Commissioner, 04:58.240 --> 04:59.800 the detectives had a breakthrough overnight. 04:59.880 --> 05:03.880 They found a chainsaw at the property of a person of interest in an area-- 05:03.960 --> 05:07.200 Oh, good! Because Blunt's team has made a breakthrough too. 05:07.280 --> 05:09.360 -Really? Have they? -Yeah. 05:09.440 --> 05:12.840 Two backpacks were found at River Creek by a hunter and his pig dogs. 05:12.920 --> 05:15.920 So if you don't finish piecing together your pictures, 05:16.000 --> 05:18.000 I'm going to hand your case over to Blunt 05:18.080 --> 05:20.640 so fast that your heads will spin off your necks 05:20.720 --> 05:23.400 like a fuckin' Greek discus, do you understand? 05:23.480 --> 05:25.640 -Fuckin' spin your head off like a fuckin'... -We do understand. 05:25.720 --> 05:28.760 -[Eddie continues muttering] -We absolutely understand! Yes, sir. 05:28.840 --> 05:31.600 Put some fuckin' pants on, Culkin, before I involve HR. 05:31.680 --> 05:33.080 Yes, sir. [clears throat] 05:34.160 --> 05:36.400 -Well, wasn't he delightful. -[phone dings] 05:36.480 --> 05:38.240 -Proud to serve with him. -Fucking Cotton. 05:38.320 --> 05:40.680 -Taking our case and giving it to Blunt. -Uh, it's Cath. 05:40.760 --> 05:42.680 She needs us to pick something up from the Kucka Truck... 05:42.760 --> 05:45.040 -a Kucka Trucka for Ladies' Day Night. -What the fuck is that? 05:45.120 --> 05:46.840 -[phone dings] -And Pat's also messaged. 05:46.920 --> 05:48.640 Roger claims Frank's detainment 05:48.720 --> 05:51.760 contravenes his right to "Ipsum lorem". 05:51.840 --> 05:54.360 OK. Yep, alright. Roger's not a real lawyer. 05:54.440 --> 05:55.840 Eddie. 05:55.920 --> 05:56.960 Eddie! 05:57.040 --> 05:59.920 [Eddie] I'm cutting through next to Knob, chasing the fans. 06:00.000 --> 06:02.280 OK, Pat also wants to know how long do you think we'll be holding Frank 06:02.360 --> 06:05.160 because he wants a continental breakfast from the pub and it costs $38. 06:05.240 --> 06:07.320 Text "bread and gruel the cunt". 06:07.400 --> 06:10.760 Oh, I am going to text the C-word to Pat, Eddie, yep. 06:10.840 --> 06:12.920 OK, so we can't hold Frank forever. 06:13.000 --> 06:14.320 Well, we're not going to let him go. 06:14.400 --> 06:16.160 He confessed and there was evidence in his yard. 06:16.240 --> 06:17.840 OK. Well, the chainsaw needs to be analysed 06:17.920 --> 06:19.280 and his confession was informal. 06:19.360 --> 06:22.200 -To charge him, we need to build a case. -We have a motive. 06:22.280 --> 06:24.920 Frank found King, OK? And that rat bastard Don took the credit. 06:25.000 --> 06:28.280 So, for 40 years, Frank's been farting hot air about killing Don 06:28.360 --> 06:29.920 -and now he's finally done it. -OK, OK, OK. 06:30.000 --> 06:31.120 So, ipso facto, Frank did it. 06:31.200 --> 06:33.880 But we need a motive that is reasonable, not croc-based. 06:33.960 --> 06:36.400 -Hey, croc-based motives are reasonable. -Next, we need to ascertain 06:36.480 --> 06:38.160 how Frank could have done this. 06:45.760 --> 06:48.920 [Eddie] OK, Big Eyes will autopsy the dick-bum and test the chainsaw. 06:49.000 --> 06:50.800 Backpack can look into its origins. 06:50.880 --> 06:52.640 We're like an investigative turducken. 06:52.720 --> 06:54.640 [Dulcie] Well, Leo said they can't work with us today. 06:54.720 --> 06:56.520 [Eddie] What? My mentos? Why not? 06:57.840 --> 07:00.920 So, DJ, what are some of your fondest memories of your dad? 07:01.000 --> 07:02.960 I'll tell you my fondest memory, Leon, right? 07:03.040 --> 07:05.040 -Jason-fuckin'-Wade's reign of the river... -[Amber] DJ! 07:05.120 --> 07:07.200 -...is over! -I wasn't recording. -[Amber] DJ! 07:07.280 --> 07:09.960 Rabbit said the cops were questioning someone else from Land of Crocs! 07:10.040 --> 07:12.760 -Who? Who was it? -[Amber] I don't know who it was! 07:12.840 --> 07:15.200 My dad saw lights in the sky once. 07:16.160 --> 07:18.600 They hovered there and... 07:18.680 --> 07:19.920 just flew away. 07:20.000 --> 07:21.560 [Amber and DJ continue talking indistinctly] 07:21.640 --> 07:24.040 Two days later, King ate his leg. 07:24.120 --> 07:27.240 Thanks, Troy, that's great colour. 07:27.320 --> 07:29.480 [engine idling] 07:31.160 --> 07:33.480 [sighs] God help us. 07:33.560 --> 07:36.800 Pat, is Reddy and that other copper in there? 07:36.880 --> 07:39.000 Nah, sorry, Mik, I don't know where they are. 07:39.080 --> 07:41.040 Why was my brother questioned by them yesterday? 07:41.120 --> 07:43.520 Hey, do you want to come inside? I just made a cuppa. 07:43.600 --> 07:45.480 No, no, no, I'll stick to the perimeters, thanks, 07:45.560 --> 07:47.040 like at Chernobyl. 07:47.120 --> 07:48.640 Listen, why wasn't Legal Aid notified? 07:48.720 --> 07:51.240 Oh, I popped my head in. That was nothing serious, Mik. 07:51.320 --> 07:53.160 They were just chatting to Al about, you know, 07:53.240 --> 07:56.480 why he was at the donga with Don on the night he was murdered. 07:57.520 --> 07:58.920 -Right. -Yeah, it was all good. 07:59.000 --> 08:00.520 Al let them know he was out on the river 08:00.600 --> 08:02.520 on the big king tide cultural business, of course, 08:02.600 --> 08:04.240 and they sent him on his way. 08:04.320 --> 08:06.440 [kid] Mav, kick it to me! 08:06.520 --> 08:08.440 Hey, I met young Mav yesterday. 08:08.520 --> 08:10.640 He wasn't too keen on me giving him a lift home. 08:10.720 --> 08:12.440 Yeah, well, Mav doesn't know you, Pat. 08:12.520 --> 08:14.040 The cops put his dad in jail. 08:14.120 --> 08:16.400 Mmm. I see he's had a few run-ins with the law, too. 08:16.480 --> 08:18.480 Well, I guess that might colour things for him. 08:18.560 --> 08:20.680 You tell those two, next time they want to chat to my brother, 08:20.760 --> 08:21.800 they need an advocate present. 08:21.880 --> 08:23.760 Oh, no, no, they won't be questioning him anymore. 08:23.840 --> 08:25.640 They're holding someone else now. 08:25.720 --> 08:27.160 Who? Not more mob? 08:27.240 --> 08:29.920 Oh, I'm not at liberty to say, love. 08:30.000 --> 08:32.480 -[Frank] Pat! I need to make a lunch order. -Oh... 08:32.560 --> 08:34.840 Alright, Frank, just keep it down, mate. 08:34.920 --> 08:36.360 [Frank] I want a chicken parma, 08:36.440 --> 08:39.360 and a laksa cheesecake for my hypoglycaemia. 08:39.440 --> 08:41.840 OK, let's get you lot to Uncle Roger's, eh? 08:41.920 --> 08:44.160 No playing kick-to-kick with his artwork this time, please. 08:44.240 --> 08:46.640 [Cherry] How do we know what's his art and what's his rubbish? 08:47.640 --> 08:50.880 Alright, you swampy fucks, this is a lock-in 08:50.960 --> 08:54.440 until you lot start talking about Sunday night. 08:54.520 --> 08:57.640 You're up first, Florals. Come on, snitch it up. 08:57.720 --> 09:00.320 How did she take the news about Bushy's gun being found? 09:00.400 --> 09:01.480 Oh, I haven't told her yet. 09:01.560 --> 09:03.280 -Hey! Clear off, grey gonads. -[Cath] What? Dulce! 09:03.360 --> 09:05.240 Oh, well, no, I was going to tell her last night, 09:05.320 --> 09:06.760 but then her dad got arrested. 09:06.840 --> 09:10.160 And now City HQ has put this absurd time pressure on us, 09:10.240 --> 09:12.760 like it is cake-pop week on a baking show. 09:12.840 --> 09:15.320 Did you see this old scrote, this bloke here? 09:15.400 --> 09:17.120 Oh! Yeah. 09:17.200 --> 09:18.640 He was here on Sunday night. 09:18.720 --> 09:21.040 He left at 11.15, after my set. 09:21.120 --> 09:24.480 I remember him, 'cause he got mad at me 'cause I didn't know "Cacklin' Rosie". 09:24.560 --> 09:27.160 -What? -I think it's a song about a witch, maybe. 09:27.240 --> 09:29.000 Like... a jolly witch? 09:29.080 --> 09:30.960 -What did you say? -"Cacklin' Rosie"? 09:31.040 --> 09:32.120 No, shame job! 09:32.200 --> 09:34.800 Neil Diamond! How the fuck do you not know that song? 09:34.880 --> 09:37.240 ♪ Play it now, play it now 09:37.320 --> 09:39.840 ♪ Play it now, my baby 09:39.920 --> 09:41.640 ♪ Cracklin'... "Cracklin' Rosie". 09:41.720 --> 09:42.840 Know your history. 09:42.920 --> 09:45.600 Hey, Lynn, where are you going? Hey, I've got questions for you. 09:45.680 --> 09:47.640 Did my old man have his scooter here Sunday night? 09:47.720 --> 09:50.800 Oh, poor love. It's unhealthy to keep all that inside. 09:50.880 --> 09:52.440 Remember when we lost Angela Lansbury? 09:52.520 --> 09:54.600 That dog that we had for three weeks? 09:54.680 --> 09:56.720 Yeah, her death was so sudden and I didn't process it properly 09:56.800 --> 09:58.520 and it gave me those haemorrhoids. 09:58.600 --> 10:00.960 Fissures like the Mariana Trench. 10:01.040 --> 10:04.320 It's really important to feel your feelings and do the healing, 10:04.400 --> 10:05.600 before your arse gets involved. 10:05.680 --> 10:08.840 OK, I'm going to hose out those port-a-loos for Lynn and Mary's party. 10:08.920 --> 10:10.240 I love you, sexy. 10:10.320 --> 10:12.760 Mwah! Good luck telling Eddie about Bushy's gun. 10:12.840 --> 10:15.880 -[indistinct chatter] -[sighs] 10:17.520 --> 10:19.080 -[Dulcie] Eddie! -Here. 10:20.360 --> 10:25.440 OK, Flora the Explorer said Frank left here on this scooter at 11.15. 10:25.520 --> 10:28.120 The drone showed Al and Don on the jetty at 11.30, 10:28.200 --> 10:31.320 so Frank must have arrived at the donga after Al left. 10:31.400 --> 10:33.720 Right, and Lynn thinks it was fully charged. 10:33.800 --> 10:36.760 Ah, yeah, because he bums her power every time he comes to town. 10:36.840 --> 10:38.760 -Ooh! -[phone dings] 10:38.840 --> 10:40.600 -It's Abby. -Is that a tracking device? 10:40.680 --> 10:44.240 Hang on, she's saying there's no sign of the chainsaw at forensics. 10:44.320 --> 10:46.640 -She doesn't think it's there. -What? 10:46.720 --> 10:49.760 -You told Luke to travel it to forensics, yes? -Yes, I did. 10:49.840 --> 10:52.280 I mean... in my head... 10:52.360 --> 10:53.640 but maybe not with my mouth. 10:53.720 --> 10:54.760 OK. OK. 10:54.840 --> 10:58.360 -So where is the chainsaw now, Eddie? -No, I had it! OK? I fuckin' had it. 10:58.440 --> 11:02.000 I wrapped it up, and then I put it... [stammers] 11:02.080 --> 11:03.280 I don't fuckin' know, OK? 11:03.360 --> 11:04.680 -Frank was calling me a snitch. -Right. 11:04.760 --> 11:07.360 He came at me with a creaky little that and so I went, "Ah-choo," like that, 11:07.440 --> 11:09.560 and then fuckin' Moonboot got a red ant bite, 11:09.640 --> 11:11.680 so Frank pulled his dick out and pissed on the sting. 11:11.760 --> 11:13.840 -There was a lot going on, OK? -OK, so... 11:13.920 --> 11:16.520 the chainsaw is still at Frank's? 11:16.600 --> 11:18.360 I don't know! Maybe. Yeah, probably. 11:18.440 --> 11:20.920 OK, well, it is our only actual evidence, 11:21.000 --> 11:23.920 so we should probably get out there and get that. 11:24.000 --> 11:26.840 OK, well, then we'll get Leo to take this out to the donga, 11:26.920 --> 11:29.920 and they can time out the journey, see if the battery can make 6 Ks. 11:30.000 --> 11:32.360 -[sighs] -Wait, Leo's not working with us today. 11:32.440 --> 11:33.640 Fuck! 11:33.720 --> 11:35.680 OK, well, then you can ride this out when we get back, then. 11:35.760 --> 11:36.880 -No! No! -Yeah! 11:36.960 --> 11:39.400 I'll never fit on that. I'll look like a Soviet circus bear. 11:39.480 --> 11:41.280 [Luke] Detectives, the suspect has a message for you. 11:41.360 --> 11:43.480 No, no. Do not do it, Moonboot. 11:43.560 --> 11:46.840 Do not tell me that he has changed his confession or some shit. 11:46.920 --> 11:48.760 The suspect has changed his lunch order. 11:48.840 --> 11:51.160 He now wants a dozen oysters Kilpatrick 11:51.240 --> 11:54.560 and something called a steak cake, cooked well-done. 11:54.640 --> 11:56.040 [Eddie sighs] 11:57.920 --> 12:00.680 Luke, what are you doing now? 12:11.520 --> 12:14.040 [Abby] I need to get the chainsaw from Barra Creek, Diane! 12:14.120 --> 12:16.880 -[woman] Well, you've been put on desk duty. -[Abby] Yes, I know I have, but why? 12:16.960 --> 12:19.680 You have been removed from your team due to a personality clash. 12:19.760 --> 12:22.160 Hang on, Lauren and Oliver complained about me? 12:22.240 --> 12:23.520 But they don't even know my name. 12:23.600 --> 12:25.840 Well, Toby also showed signs of discomfort with you, 12:25.920 --> 12:27.840 as evidenced by his severe constipation. 12:27.920 --> 12:29.280 [sighs] 12:34.040 --> 12:37.640 Can I at least have access to lab three so I can autopsy Don Darrell's pelvis? 12:37.720 --> 12:40.400 -I don't have a swipe card-- -Dan Donnell is not a priority for us, miss. 12:40.480 --> 12:43.160 Until the task force needs you, you can unpack the dishwasher 12:43.240 --> 12:45.920 and consolidate the communal Vegemite jars in the kitchen. 12:46.000 --> 12:47.000 -But-- -Thank you. 12:47.080 --> 12:48.720 A tox report needs to be done on him, Diane, 12:48.800 --> 12:50.680 and the chainsaw needs to be tested too, 12:50.760 --> 12:53.680 because that was the thing that was used to disarticulate him! 12:57.200 --> 12:59.560 -[phone ringing] -I bagged the chainsaw up, 12:59.640 --> 13:01.280 and where the fuck did I put it? 13:01.360 --> 13:03.240 [Dulcie] Hi, Luke. How'd you go with the scooter? 13:03.320 --> 13:05.760 [Eddie] Maybe it was where I was drinking-- Hey! 13:05.840 --> 13:07.800 -My coke! -[Dulcie] OK. 13:07.880 --> 13:09.680 -Uh-huh. -[Eddie] Oh! Here it is. 13:09.760 --> 13:11.160 Collins, I've found it. 13:11.240 --> 13:13.320 It's over here in front of Triple Pet's cage. 13:13.400 --> 13:15.440 [Dulcie] What a shock. Yes, we'll come get you. 13:15.520 --> 13:17.040 What the fuck? 13:20.040 --> 13:23.080 Fuckin' Frank. Shit-stirrer. 13:23.160 --> 13:24.880 [Dulcie] Yes, see you soon. Bye. 13:27.680 --> 13:29.000 Eddie. 13:29.080 --> 13:31.200 Eddie, have you got the chainsaw? 13:31.280 --> 13:32.600 Yeah, it's just here. 13:32.680 --> 13:34.400 Hey, we should grab some of Frank's bric-a-brac-a 13:34.480 --> 13:35.640 while we're out here as well. 13:35.720 --> 13:37.320 Might help us with the cause of death. 13:37.400 --> 13:41.080 He's got loads of weapons out here - a shotgun, meat hook, samurai sword. 13:42.360 --> 13:44.560 He could have stashed that on his scooter when he went to the pub. 13:44.640 --> 13:45.880 Moonboot done yet? 13:45.960 --> 13:47.600 We should get him to collect up this shit 13:47.680 --> 13:50.040 and do the fuck-boring drive back to Darwin. What? 13:50.120 --> 13:54.200 Luke didn't make it to the donga. The battery died three Ks out of town. 13:54.280 --> 13:58.360 So, unless Frank walked the rest of the way, 13:58.440 --> 14:01.320 he didn't follow Don from the pub to the donga. 14:02.280 --> 14:04.000 -Yeah. -Yeah. 14:04.080 --> 14:07.040 Frank didn't follow Don from the pub to the donga. 14:07.120 --> 14:08.120 Exactly. 14:08.200 --> 14:10.760 He has the muscle mass of a pipe cleaner, Eddie. 14:10.840 --> 14:12.280 There's no way he could manage any of this. 14:12.360 --> 14:15.200 I think we should reconsider the validity of his confession. 14:15.280 --> 14:17.280 He scooted here, to his joint 14:17.360 --> 14:20.080 and then, then, he went to the Donga. 14:20.160 --> 14:22.720 What? How? Eddie, via a slingshot? No. 14:22.800 --> 14:27.400 As the crow flies, because the crow avoids all roads, bridges and security cameras. 14:27.480 --> 14:29.760 Come on, Collins. We need to be like the crow! 14:29.840 --> 14:31.840 No, Eddie, we do not need to be like the crow. 14:31.920 --> 14:33.880 -[Eddie] Ca-caw, ca-caw! -We need to be like the police... 14:33.960 --> 14:37.880 -[Eddie, imitating crow] Come on, Collins! Ca-caw! -...and take the chainsaw to forensics! 14:37.960 --> 14:41.920 Evidence protocols are not a serving suggestion! 14:44.000 --> 14:46.560 Yeah, so this party is Lynn and Mary's first big event. 14:46.640 --> 14:48.440 I'm practising croc-sucking cowboys. 14:48.520 --> 14:51.560 It's butterscotch snaps and a layer of Irish cream for the jizz. 14:51.640 --> 14:52.640 I think. 14:52.720 --> 14:54.760 Yeah, no, I'm looking forward to my retirement party. 14:54.840 --> 14:56.200 Oh, yeah, great. 14:56.280 --> 14:58.040 Booked a private dining room. 14:58.120 --> 15:00.720 -I've pre-ordered a whole lot of prawns. -Oh, good. 15:00.800 --> 15:02.600 I mean, after 40 years of service, 15:02.680 --> 15:05.080 I expect there'll be a pretty good turnout. 15:05.160 --> 15:07.800 I started in the force when I was 20. 15:07.880 --> 15:10.280 Yeah, just after I got married. 15:10.360 --> 15:13.960 But my husband, he didn't understand, this job is a calling. 15:14.040 --> 15:16.240 So we divorced. 15:16.320 --> 15:18.880 Then he died, apparently. 15:18.960 --> 15:23.080 Right. Now I need to pick up Frank's steak cake, which... 15:29.040 --> 15:31.760 [Dulcie] When you said we'd cross the river in your childhood boat, 15:31.840 --> 15:36.360 wasn't expecting one that you'd built out of plastic barrels and zip ties 15:36.440 --> 15:38.600 -in the '90s, Eddie. -Shut up. I'm thinking. 15:38.680 --> 15:40.920 OK, this is definitely Frank's tinny. 15:41.000 --> 15:42.880 I can tell by the portside piss stain. 15:42.960 --> 15:46.280 So what's happened is he rowed it over here to the donga side of the river. 15:46.360 --> 15:48.280 Then that old grog bog has dragged it up here. 15:48.360 --> 15:50.880 [groans] Eddie, this just shows Frank's been over here. 15:50.960 --> 15:53.480 -Hang on. Hang on. -It doesn't prove he was here on Sunday night. 15:53.560 --> 15:56.800 The boat could get up this high if it was a big fuck-off tide. 15:56.880 --> 15:59.240 And according to Al and his king tide cultural business, 15:59.320 --> 16:01.120 it was a king tide on Sunday. 16:01.200 --> 16:04.560 So, I'm right. Frank's fuckin' bush-bashed it... 16:04.640 --> 16:07.760 -Thank you, thank you. -...all the way to Don's. 16:07.840 --> 16:10.240 Wait... Eddie! Eddie, what are we doing? 16:10.320 --> 16:12.200 Our water bottles are still in the car. 16:12.280 --> 16:13.960 [Eddie] Come on, Collins, move your boobs. 16:14.040 --> 16:16.680 The donga's just on the other side of the DRR. 16:28.120 --> 16:30.360 Hm. She did? 16:32.200 --> 16:34.240 OK, sis, I'll drive you to Perth. 16:34.320 --> 16:36.200 I'm rich now, I've got a phone. 16:36.280 --> 16:37.480 Alright, bye. 16:37.560 --> 16:39.320 Cherry, did you find a phone? 16:39.400 --> 16:40.960 Yeah, in here! It's a flip phone. 16:41.040 --> 16:43.920 I wonder whose car this is. You reckon we could sell it? 16:44.000 --> 16:45.800 Got to get it running first, brus. 16:45.880 --> 16:48.000 You reckon it's here 'cause aliens picked it up 16:48.080 --> 16:50.120 but it was too heavy so they dropped it again? 16:50.200 --> 16:51.800 Not aliens. 16:51.880 --> 16:54.240 Well, if it wasn't aliens, how'd it get here then? 16:54.320 --> 16:57.880 Yeah! Uncle Roger says there's been biggest mob lights at night. 16:57.960 --> 17:00.160 Aliens beaming things up to their spaceship. 17:00.240 --> 17:02.120 He says it's a government conspiracy. 17:02.200 --> 17:04.400 As if. Right, chuck us the head, Clay. 17:06.760 --> 17:08.320 And, Cherry, it's definitely not yours. 17:08.400 --> 17:11.360 Nah, Pat gave it to us when she cleaned out lost property. 17:15.960 --> 17:18.480 OK, perfect. we have no reception. 17:18.560 --> 17:21.240 [grunts] Come on! 17:21.320 --> 17:24.160 You're a lesbian on a bushwalk. Just be guided by your Gay. 17:24.240 --> 17:27.920 Oh, well, you know, Eddie, if I'd known that we were going on this enterprise, 17:28.000 --> 17:31.280 my "Gay" would have guided me to a snake-centric first aid kit 17:31.360 --> 17:32.800 and my camel bladder. 17:32.880 --> 17:34.760 Alright, alright, yes, yes! 17:34.840 --> 17:37.200 We should have brought Cath's drink bottles. 17:37.280 --> 17:38.640 My piss back there's like pumpkin soup. 17:38.720 --> 17:41.600 But it's all good. We're in the DRR. 17:41.680 --> 17:44.400 I know this place like the moles on my fuckin' tits. 17:44.480 --> 17:46.480 Plus, if any grey men try anything, 17:46.560 --> 17:49.560 I've got the reflexes of a liger and a police-issued gun. 17:49.640 --> 17:51.280 Pew, pew! 17:51.360 --> 17:55.080 Look, uh, Eddie, speaking of police-issued guns-- 17:55.160 --> 17:57.200 -Fuck my dick. -What? 17:57.280 --> 17:59.560 Fruity Juice. 17:59.640 --> 18:02.680 I knew it. Frank walked this track. 18:04.320 --> 18:06.320 It's his signature chewy. 18:06.400 --> 18:10.080 Frank has sat here, smoking a fag and chewing on his pineapple cud. 18:10.160 --> 18:12.080 And look! There's another wrapper. 18:13.920 --> 18:15.960 -Uh, right. -Frank must have been nervous. 18:16.040 --> 18:18.200 He was chewing like a cow at a rave. 18:18.280 --> 18:19.960 Sorry, how do you know it's Frank's? 18:20.040 --> 18:23.520 'Cause no-one else eats that! Tastes like toucan piss. 18:23.600 --> 18:25.520 Come on, Collins, come on. 18:26.920 --> 18:29.400 Come on! The donga's just up here. 18:31.240 --> 18:34.280 Hey, wait, Eddie, tho-- I mean, those tropical chewing gum wrappers could be anyone's. 18:34.360 --> 18:36.440 It doesn't mean it's connected to Frank, or Don's murder. 18:36.520 --> 18:38.680 So can we just forget about the donga and-- 18:38.760 --> 18:40.880 [Eddie] Nup. Shut your ring. OK. 18:40.960 --> 18:44.280 Fruity Juice has a short flavour window, 18:44.360 --> 18:47.400 so if Frank started a bit back there on that log, 18:47.480 --> 18:49.800 then he'd be looking to get rid of it somewhere... 18:49.880 --> 18:52.600 -Eddie! -...somewhere, like right... 18:54.680 --> 18:56.000 ...here. 18:56.960 --> 18:58.840 I fuckin' told you Frank was here. 18:59.920 --> 19:02.440 Bag it. Gift wrap it. 19:02.520 --> 19:03.680 We got him. 19:03.760 --> 19:06.640 Let's get back to town and charge that rat fucker. 19:13.960 --> 19:16.640 [Cherry sings with karaoke mic] ♪ In the rivers and the sea there are crocs unseen 19:16.720 --> 19:18.520 -♪ And now there is biggest mob... -[Miki] Hey, Cherry? 19:18.600 --> 19:20.280 Can you stop playing with that mic, please, bub? 19:20.360 --> 19:21.520 No! Why? 19:21.600 --> 19:23.600 [Miki] 'Cause it's giving me a real bad headache in my ears. 19:23.680 --> 19:25.840 Hey, Uncle Roger said you mob played outside all day 19:25.920 --> 19:27.800 -and he didn't hear a peep from you. -[all] Yep. 19:27.880 --> 19:30.600 So proud, tell you what! Hey, what'd youse get up to? 19:30.680 --> 19:31.840 -We found-- -A cool tree. 19:31.920 --> 19:33.520 Yep, we played that all day. 19:33.600 --> 19:35.640 [Miki] You played a cool tree all day? 19:35.720 --> 19:37.200 OK. 19:37.280 --> 19:40.160 -Hey, what's that? -[Cherry] Is it the buffalo? Is it Bob? 19:40.240 --> 19:41.680 Ugh. I wish. 19:41.760 --> 19:43.000 Shove over, you two. 19:43.080 --> 19:44.600 [Cherry] No! Clay meat-farted! 19:44.680 --> 19:46.960 [Clay] I didn't meat-fart! That was Boss! 19:51.880 --> 19:55.160 [Dulcie] Eddie! It's getting dark, and I don't recognise anything! 19:56.160 --> 19:57.720 I told you, I know my shit. 20:01.200 --> 20:03.600 -Eddie, we didn't pass that before. -Yeah, we did. 20:03.680 --> 20:06.200 It was probably hiding behind a fat pandanus. 20:06.280 --> 20:09.360 You know, I may be dangerously low on electrolytes, 20:09.440 --> 20:13.560 but I reckon I would have remembered a four-wheel drive in our path. 20:15.040 --> 20:18.040 That's clearly been stolen. I'm going to write down that VIN number. 20:18.120 --> 20:20.200 It's just "VIN-just leave it". 20:20.280 --> 20:21.840 -It's due diligence. -No! Come on! 20:21.920 --> 20:24.160 We've got to get you home before a mozzie bites your mutt. 20:24.240 --> 20:26.920 -Boat's just down there. -It's not just there, Eddie. 20:27.000 --> 20:30.440 Just there is just more bugs, because we are lost! 20:30.520 --> 20:32.680 No! I have a perfect sense of direction 20:32.760 --> 20:35.240 because of the mercury bird magnet in my brain. 20:35.320 --> 20:38.800 Eddie, you don't have a mercury bird magnet in your brain. 20:38.880 --> 20:41.800 -How do you know? -Because you are not a bloody bird! 20:41.880 --> 20:44.200 You're just pissed I got the result. 20:44.280 --> 20:45.880 Oh, my God! 20:45.960 --> 20:47.120 -You know what? -What? 20:47.200 --> 20:48.560 I knew we should have turned back 20:48.640 --> 20:51.440 -and not pursued your half-cocked plan... -Excuse me, not half a cock! 20:51.520 --> 20:53.840 -...against my better judgment, I followed you. -A full cock. 20:53.920 --> 20:57.040 And now I am dehydrated, 20:57.120 --> 21:00.600 there are bugs just nibbling at me like I am a corn cob, 21:00.680 --> 21:02.080 and we are lost! 21:02.160 --> 21:03.600 I got the evidence we needed, didn't I? 21:03.680 --> 21:05.920 Well, that doesn't matter if we die getting it, Eddie. 21:06.000 --> 21:09.360 Why did you follow me if I am such a half-a-cock, then, hey? 21:09.440 --> 21:10.760 Why? What's wrong with you? 21:10.840 --> 21:13.480 Well, I've just-- I've been a little bit preoccupied all day, Eddie, 21:13.560 --> 21:17.000 because Bushy's service gun was found in the river yesterday. 21:20.400 --> 21:25.600 And, OK, yes, I was waiting to tell you at a more appropriate time, but... 21:25.680 --> 21:28.120 -you've actually been a nightmare, all day, Eddie. -Yeah, yeah, gotcha. 21:28.200 --> 21:29.200 -All day. -Ta for the update. 21:29.280 --> 21:30.400 OK, you're welcome. 21:33.280 --> 21:36.560 Also, sorry, I didn't know that Bushy's body was found around here. 21:36.640 --> 21:38.080 It wasn't. 21:38.160 --> 21:40.000 It was found 200 Ks away, 21:40.080 --> 21:42.080 wrapped up in a net like a dead-man Quality Street. 21:42.160 --> 21:43.920 But his gun was here. It was... 21:44.000 --> 21:46.360 -So was Bushy in Barra Creek when he died or-- -Why does-- 21:46.440 --> 21:48.680 Mate, why does it matter where he was? 21:48.760 --> 21:52.320 Whether he was here or fuckin' straddling a satellite up in space, OK, 21:52.400 --> 21:55.160 he still topped himself, so just fuckin' leave it. 21:55.240 --> 21:57.280 [horn toots] 21:57.360 --> 21:58.640 Oh, good! You're not dead. 21:58.720 --> 22:01.160 -That makes it easier. -[Dulcie] Miki! 22:19.480 --> 22:21.760 Again, Luke, we're very sorry we-- 22:21.840 --> 22:24.240 I will be taking tomorrow for personal leave. 22:29.280 --> 22:30.960 Did you get a load of the, uh... 22:31.040 --> 22:33.880 weather today? It's pretty... 22:35.560 --> 22:38.080 ...pretty cool. 22:38.160 --> 22:39.840 Had them, um... 22:39.920 --> 22:42.200 mammary-tis clouds. 22:42.280 --> 22:43.960 You know, the ones that look like boobs? 22:44.040 --> 22:46.280 -[sighs, turns on radio] -[♪ Barkaa's "Blak Matriarchy" plays] 22:46.360 --> 22:48.640 ♪ I ain't here to start trouble, I'm just here to state facts 22:48.720 --> 22:50.480 ♪ You can't paint me how you wanna paint cracks 22:50.560 --> 22:52.720 ♪ And I'm tied to my mob, got my mob on my back... 22:58.000 --> 23:00.600 [Beef, on radio] Well, Skid, it's day three of the Bashnanza 23:00.680 --> 23:04.240 and the $200,000 Golden Barra is still out there. 23:04.320 --> 23:07.480 [Skid] That's right, Beefy, but today is all about the girls, 23:07.560 --> 23:09.880 -because it's Ladies Day! -[Beef] It certainly is. 23:09.960 --> 23:13.520 And, Skiddy, apparently there's a Ladies Day Night event 23:13.600 --> 23:14.840 at the Barra Creek Pub! 23:14.920 --> 23:17.160 -[Skid] Oh, when's that? Today? -[Beef] No, that's tonight. 23:17.240 --> 23:18.640 [Skid] Oh, yeah, I'm going to avoid that. 23:18.720 --> 23:20.200 [Beef] Yeah, we'll be staying off the roads. 23:20.280 --> 23:21.720 [both laugh] 23:21.800 --> 23:24.880 [man, on radio] Top End Tyres are offering tyre replacement and wheel alignments... 23:24.960 --> 23:27.720 I can't believe you were lost yesterday, sexy, and I didn't even know. 23:27.800 --> 23:30.400 Oh, no, I wouldn't say we were lost, per se, love. 23:30.480 --> 23:32.200 I would have combusted if I knew. 23:32.280 --> 23:34.640 Lucky I had my new book, you know, from the pub book swap. 23:34.720 --> 23:36.000 It's called Breathless Falls. 23:36.080 --> 23:38.200 Turns out it's lezzie-porn and I ended up wanking all night. 23:38.280 --> 23:40.560 -I'm red-raw, Dulce! -[Dulcie] Oh, that's no good. 23:40.640 --> 23:42.800 It was written in 1945. It's about these two war widows 23:42.880 --> 23:44.240 who meet in a Territory cattle station 23:44.320 --> 23:46.160 and they went to a waterfall called Breathless Falls 23:46.240 --> 23:48.560 and they came across this old hut and they just started fucking. 23:48.640 --> 23:50.760 -Oh, wow. -In the hut. It's a fuck-hut, Dulce. 23:50.840 --> 23:53.480 It's incredible! I'm in a constant state of cumming. 23:53.560 --> 23:55.000 I'm in a cum-loop, Dulce! 23:55.080 --> 23:56.920 -Right. -Anyway, I'm done. 23:57.000 --> 23:58.440 -OK. -Have you washed your bits? 23:58.520 --> 23:59.880 Uh, yeah. I'll just-- 23:59.960 --> 24:01.920 Oh, fuckity! I forgot our towels. 24:02.000 --> 24:04.120 Uh, just-- Can you just, um, wait? 24:04.200 --> 24:06.080 Hi, Joy. Is that a spare towel? 24:06.160 --> 24:08.480 -[laughs nervously] Hi, Cath. Hi, Dulcie. -Hi, Joy. 24:08.560 --> 24:11.800 -Yes, it is. -Thank you. Nice to see you. 24:11.880 --> 24:13.920 -Do you want my towel, Cath? -Oh, no, no. 24:14.000 --> 24:15.640 I'll just drip dry. 24:15.720 --> 24:17.560 [radio continues playing] 24:17.640 --> 24:19.560 [Beef, on radio] And breaking in backpacker news, 24:19.640 --> 24:22.320 the task force have located some of the girls' belongings 24:22.400 --> 24:23.920 at River Creek Mine. 24:24.000 --> 24:26.240 But their four-wheel drive, a white Land Cruiser, 24:26.320 --> 24:27.640 has vanished without a trace. 24:27.720 --> 24:29.040 [Skid] White Land Cruiser, great car. 24:29.120 --> 24:31.920 [Culkin, on recording] You've called Superintendent Col Culkin. Leave a message. 24:32.000 --> 24:35.400 Col, it's Dulcie. I think I've found the backpackers' vehicle, so call me back. 24:35.480 --> 24:36.720 -Hey. -Hey, Leo, have you seen Eddie? 24:36.800 --> 24:39.040 Uh, no. I wanted to talk to you about my interview with the Darrells. 24:39.120 --> 24:41.800 -That's fine. There's no need to apologise. -Oh, no, I'm not apologising. 24:41.880 --> 24:42.920 -Abby. -[Abby] Oh, hi, ma'am. 24:43.000 --> 24:45.760 I can't autopsy the pelvis because Diane won't let me into the lab 24:45.840 --> 24:47.360 because she's a human sphincter, 24:47.440 --> 24:50.520 but, have you seen the WhatsApp I created for you, me and ma'am? 24:50.600 --> 24:51.720 [Dulcie] Uh, no, I haven't. 24:51.800 --> 24:53.400 Oh. No worries. 24:53.480 --> 24:55.440 Have the task force found anything at the mine site? 24:55.520 --> 24:58.440 Um, no. So far they've only found a bunch of feral pig bones, 24:58.520 --> 25:01.040 which are about as connected to the backpackers as they sound. 25:01.120 --> 25:04.880 OK. How about Astrid and Ebba's vehicle? Any sign of that? 25:04.960 --> 25:07.120 No, that's still missing too. 25:07.200 --> 25:10.640 In fact, the only thing the task force has found at the River Creek Mine site 25:10.720 --> 25:12.360 are those random old backpacks. 25:12.440 --> 25:14.240 And I've seen photos of them. 25:14.320 --> 25:17.920 They have more southern cross flags on them than an anti-vaxxer's bumper bar. 25:18.000 --> 25:19.280 So unless Astrid and Ebba 25:19.360 --> 25:22.240 immediately became Australian racists on their holiday, 25:22.320 --> 25:24.480 -then that stuff-- -That doesn't belong to them. 25:24.560 --> 25:26.600 -They're still out there. -I agree, ma'am. 25:26.680 --> 25:28.400 -Whatever happened to them... -[Luke] Detective. 25:28.480 --> 25:30.120 ...they didn't drive to River Creek to picnic... 25:30.200 --> 25:34.200 I went to go and collect the suspect's breakfast this morning. 25:34.280 --> 25:37.160 But Detective Redcliffe already picked up the suspect's breakfast 25:37.240 --> 25:39.280 -on her way to interview him... -[Abby continues over phone] 25:39.360 --> 25:41.840 which made my trip completely and utterly redundant. 25:41.920 --> 25:44.840 Sorry. Eddie is interrogating Frank without me? 25:44.920 --> 25:47.200 Yes, but she didn't pay for it. I did. 25:47.280 --> 25:51.960 So I'd like to be reimbursed a full $37.50, please. 25:52.040 --> 25:54.280 ...Diane says that it's not my job to have ideas, 25:54.360 --> 25:56.520 it's my job to put rinse-aid in the dishwasher. 25:56.600 --> 25:57.880 Stuff her. Luke? 25:57.960 --> 25:59.880 Yeah. Exactly, ma'am. Stuff her! 25:59.960 --> 26:03.920 You tell Detective Redcliffe that while she is interviewing a suspect without me, 26:04.000 --> 26:06.480 I'm off to the DRR on another lead. 26:06.560 --> 26:07.960 And I'll be back in half an hour. 26:08.040 --> 26:09.920 -Abby, I've got to go. -OK, check the group chat. 26:10.000 --> 26:12.200 Where should your phone be, miss? 26:13.120 --> 26:15.640 Oh, well... 26:15.720 --> 26:18.640 My phone should be in my locker, Diane. 26:18.720 --> 26:20.640 -Mm-hm. -But you know what? 26:20.720 --> 26:23.080 Lab equipment should be sterilised in the autoclave, 26:23.160 --> 26:25.080 not stacked in the dishwasher by you 26:25.160 --> 26:27.200 and put on a 30-minute eco-cycle. 26:27.280 --> 26:30.160 I mean, corrosive beakers covered in fuck-knows-what 26:30.240 --> 26:33.360 next to people's food containers and reusable straws! 26:33.440 --> 26:34.800 For shame, Diane. 26:34.880 --> 26:37.480 Now, imagine what the prof would think of you 26:37.560 --> 26:39.320 if he heard this from me. 26:39.400 --> 26:41.360 What do you want, Abigail? 26:41.440 --> 26:44.400 I think you know what I want, Diane. 26:45.520 --> 26:46.680 [beeping] 26:54.560 --> 26:56.040 [exhales] 26:56.120 --> 26:57.400 [whispers] Yes! 26:58.800 --> 27:00.880 [Eddie] How'd you sleep last night, Frank? 27:00.960 --> 27:04.480 What's the thread count of the sheets in here? Zero? Huh? 27:04.560 --> 27:06.120 Where's my Rice Bubbles? 27:06.200 --> 27:08.520 No idea. These are my Rice Bubbles. 27:08.600 --> 27:10.880 Ah! Delicious. 27:13.040 --> 27:15.080 Went back to your place, 27:15.160 --> 27:18.200 found your little Brothers Grimm trail of Fruity Juice wrappers 27:18.280 --> 27:19.680 all the way to Don's donga. 27:19.760 --> 27:21.880 You got anything to say about that? 27:21.960 --> 27:24.000 Nah? Doesn't matter. 27:24.080 --> 27:25.840 Because I've fuckin' got you, mate. 27:25.920 --> 27:27.280 I've got you. 27:27.360 --> 27:29.680 You loaded up Don with croc-sucking cowboys. 27:29.760 --> 27:32.040 Then you row, row, rowed your boat over the river. 27:32.120 --> 27:34.320 You bush-bashed it to Don's place, bumped him off, 27:34.400 --> 27:36.200 hacked him up, dumped his body, 27:36.280 --> 27:38.160 and then you row, row, rowed... 27:38.240 --> 27:39.240 your bo... 27:44.560 --> 27:47.000 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 27:47.080 --> 27:48.080 Collins! 27:51.560 --> 27:52.560 Collins! 27:54.320 --> 27:56.680 What's this? Why are you speed-walking with me? 27:56.760 --> 27:58.840 I need to talk to you about my Darrell family interview. 27:58.920 --> 28:02.040 Ah, yeah, well, you really side-fucked us with that, Leo, but apology accepted. 28:02.120 --> 28:03.320 I'm not apologising. 28:03.400 --> 28:05.360 DJ Darrell said that Don had me saved to his favourites-- 28:05.440 --> 28:06.840 Collins, are you in here? 28:06.920 --> 28:09.560 Frank's tinny is still on the donga side of the river! 28:09.640 --> 28:11.560 Someone gave Frank a lift home 28:11.640 --> 28:14.040 Do you hear me? Someone else was at the donga. 28:14.120 --> 28:16.040 Frank had an accomplice. That's why he's not talking. 28:16.760 --> 28:18.840 -Someone else is involved! -[woman screams] 28:18.920 --> 28:21.640 Ah. Sorry, Joy. Ignore that. That was just a funny joke. 28:21.720 --> 28:23.280 Um, yes, well-- 28:23.360 --> 28:26.160 Backpack, can I just give you a bit of advice, they-to-they? 28:26.240 --> 28:28.200 Ah, I haven't been listening to a word you've been saying. 28:28.280 --> 28:29.480 I know. 28:29.560 --> 28:31.560 -They? -Yeah. Probably. 28:31.640 --> 28:33.160 Why not? 28:33.240 --> 28:35.160 Anyway, what were you saying? 28:35.240 --> 28:38.440 The public use my work message bank to report crocodile-based tip-offs. 28:38.520 --> 28:40.320 I went through the messages in my first week on the job 28:40.400 --> 28:43.240 and then I've never listened to them again because I... don't want to. 28:43.320 --> 28:45.240 -I respect that, Leo. -Thanks. 28:45.320 --> 28:47.400 But last night I found this message from Don. 28:47.480 --> 28:50.160 He left this two days before he was murdered. 28:50.240 --> 28:51.840 [on recording] Leon, it's Don Darrell. 28:51.920 --> 28:54.400 I've just come into some very interesting information 28:54.480 --> 28:56.280 about what's been going on around here. 28:56.360 --> 28:59.280 It's about the lights in the sky. Let's just say, I know-- 28:59.360 --> 29:01.600 [engine roaring on recording] 29:01.680 --> 29:03.760 -Is that the duckboat? -That's the duckboat, yeah. 29:03.840 --> 29:05.480 [engine continues on recording] 29:05.560 --> 29:07.440 [Don] People behind this will try and kill me 29:07.520 --> 29:09.280 to keep the truth from getting out. 29:09.360 --> 29:11.600 The NUA aren't happy. They've booted me out. 29:11.680 --> 29:14.480 But I won't shut up, Leon. I'm a truth-teller. 29:14.560 --> 29:15.880 -Meet me Monday. -[engine revs louder] 29:15.960 --> 29:18.400 DJ, turn that fuckin' duckboat off! 29:18.480 --> 29:19.480 [recording ends] 29:19.560 --> 29:21.920 Obviously, I didn't meet with Don on the Monday, because he was dead. 29:22.000 --> 29:25.200 Well, who wanted to kill him? Who's this, um, this group he's talking about? 29:25.280 --> 29:27.080 The NUA. They're local conspiracy theorists 29:27.160 --> 29:28.520 who trade in the cooker classics, 29:28.600 --> 29:30.920 aliens, 5G, World Economic Forum, 29:31.000 --> 29:34.240 the Great Fire of London being started by a rat spontaneously combusting. 29:34.320 --> 29:37.400 Their current president is a Mr "Surname-Redacted". 29:37.480 --> 29:39.000 Fucking Roger! 29:39.080 --> 29:41.480 Frank's fucking garbage brother! 30:07.320 --> 30:08.720 [turns off engine] 30:15.440 --> 30:17.080 [exhales] 31:15.280 --> 31:16.920 [Roger] Phone in the box, please, Edwina. 31:17.000 --> 31:19.000 [Eddie] Right, fine. 31:19.080 --> 31:20.080 Done. 31:21.280 --> 31:25.520 Can come out. 5G electro-smog can't get you now, Rog. 31:25.600 --> 31:28.040 Now, Edwina, as a citizen 31:28.120 --> 31:30.440 of the sovereign state of Magpie Goose Landing, 31:30.520 --> 31:32.400 -I do not acknowledge your authority. -Ugh! 31:32.480 --> 31:35.960 Was Don Darrell a member of the NUA UFO club? 31:36.040 --> 31:38.800 And I do not consent to answering your questions. 31:38.880 --> 31:41.080 OK, no wucks. No fuckin' wucks, mate. 31:41.160 --> 31:43.040 Just trying to get you involved. 31:43.120 --> 31:45.680 I already know that Don was a member of the NUA. 31:45.760 --> 31:47.960 What was the information you didn't want to get out, hey? 31:48.040 --> 31:51.320 Did Don find out that you and Frank were up to something? 31:51.400 --> 31:53.320 Huh? Hang on. 31:53.400 --> 31:57.760 Does Frank know that you buddied-up to Don while he was in the clink? 31:59.360 --> 32:00.360 He doesn't? 32:00.440 --> 32:02.480 He had intel about the pyramids in Antarctica. 32:02.560 --> 32:04.960 -That's the only reason I approved it. -Wow-wee! 32:05.040 --> 32:07.200 His best friend, cheating on him with his worst enemy! 32:07.280 --> 32:10.440 Oh, this is like some bloody cooker Bermuda love triangle. 32:10.520 --> 32:13.800 Don't you tell Frank. This could end very badly for me, Edwina. 32:13.880 --> 32:16.840 It's my boat, but it's his big magnet. 32:16.920 --> 32:20.040 OK. I won't tell him, if you answer my questions, Rog. 32:20.120 --> 32:22.320 I'll lob you a softball to start. 32:23.280 --> 32:26.080 What the fuck were you up to on Sunday night? 32:28.480 --> 32:30.600 [Cath] Lynn, Mary, I just spoke to some fishos. 32:30.680 --> 32:32.040 They all misunderstood the flyer. 32:32.120 --> 32:34.880 They thought it meant Ladies Day-Night, like the cricket. 32:34.960 --> 32:36.640 So the whole comp's on their way now. 32:36.720 --> 32:40.320 -It's Ladies Day Night. -It's a night event for Ladies' Day. 32:40.400 --> 32:42.320 [Mary] The DJ doesn't get here till eight! 32:42.400 --> 32:44.320 Well, that's it, Mary. It's over, then. 32:44.400 --> 32:46.160 I guess I'll reunite with my ex-husband. 32:46.240 --> 32:48.320 Maybe he'll stop thinking it's gay to wash his bumhole. 32:48.400 --> 32:49.600 Oi, where are you going? 32:49.680 --> 32:52.480 I'm a lesbian with two lesbian mothers. I know what women want. 32:52.560 --> 32:53.840 Thanks, Flora. That's enough. 32:53.920 --> 32:55.800 [woman 1] Danni, where'd you get that croc? 32:55.880 --> 32:58.080 -What's this bullshit? -[woman 2] It was dead in the river! 32:58.160 --> 32:59.800 [plays Shania Twain's "Man! I Feel Like A Woman"] 32:59.880 --> 33:01.240 Fuckin' love this song! 33:01.320 --> 33:02.480 ♪ Let's go, girls... 33:02.560 --> 33:04.800 [indistinct shouting] 33:04.880 --> 33:06.480 Miki, 33:06.560 --> 33:08.920 -better get down here. -[women cheer] 33:10.960 --> 33:12.760 [Roger] I wasn't even with Frank on Sunday night. 33:12.840 --> 33:14.240 Me and Mary came straight home. 33:14.320 --> 33:18.080 This is our doorbell cam, time-stamped at 21:47. 33:18.160 --> 33:19.960 So? You're just up the road. 33:20.040 --> 33:21.920 You went home, changed your shorts, 33:22.000 --> 33:23.600 met up with Frank at the donga, 33:23.680 --> 33:25.520 and you, uh, did a little night murder. 33:25.600 --> 33:27.960 No, I didn't go out again. Just watch. 33:28.040 --> 33:30.840 These cameras go 24/7, 354. 33:30.920 --> 33:34.160 You'll see the footage of the perimeter, Mary's mini horse doing its bedtime wee. 33:34.240 --> 33:36.520 But on the doorbell camera here, you won't see me 33:36.600 --> 33:39.120 'cause I'm tucked up in bed wearing my bloody CPAP. 33:39.200 --> 33:40.840 -What's that? -CPAP? 33:40.920 --> 33:43.400 That's personal, Edwina. Redacted. Redact the CPAP. 33:43.480 --> 33:45.480 No, not the fuckin' CPAP! Uh... 33:45.560 --> 33:48.440 Just play the tape. There's a car driving towards the donga. 33:52.440 --> 33:54.320 Who the fuck is that? 33:55.520 --> 33:58.440 Wait a minute. I know that logo. 34:03.520 --> 34:06.560 [mutters and swears indistinctly] 34:22.960 --> 34:24.680 Caustic ulcerations. 34:34.000 --> 34:35.080 200 mils? 34:39.280 --> 34:42.360 [Abby] Yeah, I'm sorry, Diane, but I had to leave work early. 34:42.440 --> 34:45.720 I've got my period. It's a big one. 34:45.800 --> 34:49.640 Hi, Angelo. It's Leo Lee. I'm... police. 34:49.720 --> 34:53.600 I'm making inquiries into a chainsaw that you recently sold on Marketplace, 34:53.680 --> 34:57.800 so call me back and I will answer the phone, I guess. 34:57.880 --> 34:59.200 This is a private event. 34:59.280 --> 35:01.320 It's just me. I can't be out there anymore. 35:02.320 --> 35:04.720 A fisho just vomited into her sleeve. 35:05.680 --> 35:07.840 [Leo] No! Why did I give you my number? 35:08.880 --> 35:11.960 [on video] Wade! I know you killed my dad! 35:12.040 --> 35:13.640 I know you killed him! 35:13.720 --> 35:16.120 Look at this, Wade! Croc-block! 35:17.640 --> 35:19.280 [grunts softly] 35:22.240 --> 35:25.200 [Amber] My one night off and I've got to come and help Pat sort you out! 35:25.280 --> 35:26.880 [DJ] No, it was legendary! 35:26.960 --> 35:29.920 People love me! I'm like a modern-day Ned Kelly. 35:30.000 --> 35:32.160 [Amber] You've got to forget Jason Wade, DJ! 35:32.240 --> 35:33.840 [DJ] No, I'm going to destroy him! 35:33.920 --> 35:35.720 -Wait, where are you going? -Back to the party! 35:35.800 --> 35:37.280 -Get your own way home! -No! 35:37.360 --> 35:38.840 [Amber] Shona! You seen Tegan? 35:38.920 --> 35:41.720 [women sing along to riff of "Man! I Feel Like A Woman"] 35:41.800 --> 35:43.280 ♪ Let's go, girls... 35:45.920 --> 35:48.760 Excuse-- Excuse me. 'Scuse me. 'Scuse-- 35:48.840 --> 35:51.360 -Tegan, move your boobs. -[laughs] 35:51.440 --> 35:53.760 Oi, Aunty! Where's the salty? 35:53.840 --> 35:55.120 Over there. 35:55.200 --> 35:57.000 -They just came in with it. -Shit. 35:57.080 --> 35:58.160 -Do the cops know? -Nup. 35:58.240 --> 36:00.960 -So you'd better get her out of here. -Yeah, I'm on it. 36:01.040 --> 36:04.080 Be careful! And if there's trouble, my Crocs are steel-capped. 36:04.160 --> 36:06.600 [Miki] Thanks! Excuse me. I need that croc. 36:06.680 --> 36:07.880 -[woman] Fuck off! -Oi! 36:07.960 --> 36:10.080 You, come here! Bring it back here! 36:10.160 --> 36:11.320 [indistinct] 36:17.400 --> 36:19.840 -[Miki] Fuckin' come back! -[indistinct shouting] 36:19.920 --> 36:23.080 [laughs] Let a few of these off for Dad's birthday tonight, 36:23.160 --> 36:24.240 bit of a celebration. 36:24.320 --> 36:26.720 -[Miki] Give her here! Hand her over! -Alright, alright! Relax. Relax. 36:28.120 --> 36:29.360 [Eddie] Miki! 36:29.440 --> 36:32.120 Nup. I've still got the shits with you. 36:32.200 --> 36:34.480 Looking at my little brother sly-ways, accusing him of murder. 36:34.560 --> 36:36.720 You were at the donga the night Don was murdered. 36:36.800 --> 36:38.720 I knew something was fucking off about you. 36:38.800 --> 36:40.880 When I saw those Fruity Juice wrappers in your cup holder, 36:40.960 --> 36:42.600 I thought, "Oh, yuck, that's a bit of a turn-off." 36:42.680 --> 36:45.360 But now I know you had my geriatric rat dad in your car. 36:45.440 --> 36:47.440 You've fuckin' cracked! I didn't-- Turn-off? 36:47.520 --> 36:48.760 A little bit. 36:48.840 --> 36:52.880 -Well, I wasn't even out at Don's donga. -Hey! You having a good night? 36:52.960 --> 36:55.680 You drove past Roger and Mary's doorbell cam! 36:55.760 --> 36:57.440 No, I didn't! 36:57.520 --> 36:58.560 Fuck! 36:58.640 --> 37:00.760 Fine! Get out here! 37:00.840 --> 37:05.680 Listen, I was out there because Don snuck the donga over the boundary into the DRR, 37:05.760 --> 37:08.120 so I tried to drag it back with my winch. 37:08.200 --> 37:10.080 I only managed to pull it off its blocks, though, 37:10.160 --> 37:11.840 because Frank was inside, knackered. 37:11.920 --> 37:13.880 What happened then, eh? Did you give Frank a hand? 37:13.960 --> 37:15.160 Yeah? Killing Don. 37:15.240 --> 37:17.640 Get that Dungalaba land dispute wrapped up quick-smart. 37:17.720 --> 37:19.440 Oh, you're accusing me now? 37:19.520 --> 37:21.520 -Yeah. -Are you fuckin' serious? 37:21.600 --> 37:24.080 Don was still here at the pub when we were at the donga. 37:24.160 --> 37:25.760 Ask Mary, she was on lookout. 37:25.840 --> 37:27.640 Oh, bullshit, Miki! OK? 37:27.720 --> 37:30.360 We have footage of Don at the donga at 11:30pm. 37:30.440 --> 37:34.560 Flowers told me that Frank left the pub after her set at 11:15pm. 37:34.640 --> 37:37.720 No, I was driving Frank home by 11:15. 37:37.800 --> 37:39.840 Flowers! Sunday night. 37:39.920 --> 37:42.880 Your set finished at 11:15pm, Frank left the pub after that, yeah? 37:42.960 --> 37:46.000 Uh, yeah. I forgot that Lynn cut my set short 'cause I was crying too much, 37:46.080 --> 37:48.360 so I actually finished at nine. 37:48.440 --> 37:49.520 See? 37:49.600 --> 37:52.000 Frank and I were long gone when Don arrived. 37:52.080 --> 37:54.920 Frank wasn't at the donga to kill Don, Eddie. 37:55.000 --> 37:57.360 He was dropping a dead croc off at Don's cot. 37:57.440 --> 37:59.400 He was doing croc justice. 37:59.480 --> 38:02.640 Just think it through, you dumb copper dog fuckhead. 38:02.720 --> 38:05.600 Why didn't that useless fucker tell me the truth about all this shit, then? 38:05.680 --> 38:06.800 Why do you think? 38:06.880 --> 38:08.400 'Cause I was out there doing something dodgy. 38:08.480 --> 38:12.160 So maybe your geriatric "rat dad" was trying to protect me from you lot, 38:12.240 --> 38:15.280 because I've got three kids, and they'll get taken away from me 38:15.360 --> 38:20.240 if I get caught putting one nubby pinky toe wrong! 38:20.320 --> 38:23.480 Fuckin' hell. No, actually, you know what? Fuck this. 38:23.560 --> 38:25.360 A blackfella didn't kill Don Darrell. 38:25.440 --> 38:28.400 Because if blackfellas were bumping off every land-stealing whitefella, 38:28.480 --> 38:30.360 80% of this town would be dead. 38:30.440 --> 38:34.000 Of all the settler blow-ins, I cannot believe that didn't occur to you. 38:34.080 --> 38:35.840 -Fuck. -["Man! I Feel Like A Woman" starts playing] 38:35.920 --> 38:40.120 [Lynn] Tegan, no! That's why we have the extra toilets! 38:40.200 --> 38:43.160 [women cheering] 38:43.240 --> 38:44.560 Miki! 38:44.640 --> 38:46.400 [engine starts] 38:48.120 --> 38:50.280 Wait! Miki! Wait! 38:50.360 --> 38:53.400 You and Frank didn't do it, so we're good, yeah? Miki! 38:55.160 --> 38:56.760 [softly] Oh, fuck! 38:58.240 --> 38:59.880 Ugh! 38:59.960 --> 39:03.000 [Abby] Ma'am, I hired a car from Rent-A-Shitbox. 39:03.080 --> 39:05.840 I did 150 Ks all the way from Darwin. 39:05.920 --> 39:07.680 I think my engine's fallen out. 39:07.760 --> 39:11.160 I got access to the dick-bum, and I ran a tox report on Don Darrell. 39:11.240 --> 39:12.800 He wasn't drunk. 39:12.880 --> 39:15.120 There was no alcohol present in his system at all. 39:18.240 --> 39:20.280 -Ma'am? -What? 39:20.360 --> 39:22.880 Don Darrell was incapacitated the night he died 39:22.960 --> 39:24.760 because he was poisoned. 39:27.680 --> 39:29.800 [Pat] Detective, this bullet's from a police-issue weapon. 39:29.880 --> 39:31.160 [Dulcie] Yeah, it is. 39:31.240 --> 39:33.320 HQ's checking the serial number now. 39:33.400 --> 39:36.040 I knew the backpackers were driving a white Land Cruiser, 39:36.120 --> 39:38.800 so this was just due diligence to make sure it's not theirs. 39:38.880 --> 39:40.760 But then it was burnt out last night, so-- 39:40.840 --> 39:43.840 Yeah, I can barely read this VIN because it's so fire-damaged. 39:43.920 --> 39:46.640 I don't think that's a seven. I'm going to try a one. 39:46.720 --> 39:48.920 [Dulcie] Why did I listen to Eddie? The evidence is gone now 39:49.000 --> 39:52.360 because I left it a whole bumming day! 39:52.440 --> 39:54.320 [Pat] Don't stress. We'll figure it out. 39:54.400 --> 39:56.000 Oh! Here we go. 39:56.080 --> 39:57.880 -[sighs] -Hang on. 39:57.960 --> 39:59.520 That's not the backpackers' car. 40:00.960 --> 40:02.960 Oh, no, no, that can't be right. 40:03.040 --> 40:05.160 Who's the vehicle registered to? 40:05.240 --> 40:07.280 [Pat] How did it get to the DRR? 40:07.360 --> 40:08.640 The last time I saw that vehicle 40:08.720 --> 40:11.520 was the night I pulled the silly bugger over for drink-driving. 40:12.800 --> 40:14.600 We left the car on the side of the road. 40:18.400 --> 40:20.960 [phone ringing] 40:21.040 --> 40:22.960 Ma'am, Don had colonic ulcerations 40:23.040 --> 40:25.080 from eating red meat laced with glyphosate. 40:25.160 --> 40:26.760 It's the organophosphorus compound 40:26.840 --> 40:28.480 that's present in weed killer. 40:28.560 --> 40:30.520 I think someone put it in Don's steak cake. 40:30.600 --> 40:31.800 -Found something. -Agh! 40:31.880 --> 40:33.440 Fuck my arsehole. 40:33.520 --> 40:35.480 This is on DJ's socials. 40:35.560 --> 40:38.400 [DJ, on video] How youse going? DJ Darrell, Croc God here. I just want to introduce... 40:38.480 --> 40:40.760 [Culkin, over phone] Yeah, Dulcie, we've run the serial number 40:40.840 --> 40:41.880 on that bullet. 40:41.960 --> 40:44.280 It was fired from Detective Bushman's gun. 40:44.360 --> 40:46.200 It matches the round from his skull. 40:46.280 --> 40:49.400 But, Detective, it was the second bullet fired. 40:49.480 --> 40:53.360 So... it was fired after Bushy was shot. 40:53.440 --> 40:56.720 Yeah, he couldn't have fired that shot himself. 40:56.800 --> 40:59.320 Someone else was involved. 40:59.400 --> 41:02.480 Dulce, where did you find that bullet? 41:02.560 --> 41:04.200 [DJ, on video] Mate, this is the duckboat. 41:04.280 --> 41:06.080 I'm telling you, this thing's fuckin' incredible... 41:06.160 --> 41:08.280 [Eddie] Yeah, yeah, DJ's got an amphibious car. 41:08.360 --> 41:09.720 It's very cool. I've always wanted one. 41:09.800 --> 41:12.600 Stop talking. Look who Don's talking to in the background. 41:13.640 --> 41:15.560 Who is that? 41:15.640 --> 41:16.880 [Abby] Oh, my God! 41:16.960 --> 41:18.400 It's the Swedish backpackers! 41:18.480 --> 41:19.920 [explosions] 41:22.480 --> 41:24.280 [DJ] He's blown up my shed! 41:24.360 --> 41:27.480 My blowjobs! Fucking Wade! This isn't over! 41:27.560 --> 41:30.080 [Culkin] Detective, Bushy didn't commit suicide. 41:30.160 --> 41:32.200 We're looking at a homicide here. 41:32.280 --> 41:35.200 Where did you find that bullet? 41:35.280 --> 41:37.360 In a Land Cruiser... 41:39.320 --> 41:41.080 ...registered to Eddie. 41:52.280 --> 41:55.280 [theme music plays] 43:18.000 --> 43:19.800 [music ends] plays]