WEBVTT 00:00:00.400 --> 00:00:02.480 align:center [Dulcie] So, the last time you saw Don was Sunday night. 00:00:02.560 --> 00:00:04.400 align:center What time did you all leave the pub? 00:00:05.320 --> 00:00:08.960 align:center I know you know what fucking went on on Sunday night. 00:00:09.040 --> 00:00:11.720 align:center I didn't see anything pertaining to Don Darrell, Edwina. 00:00:11.800 --> 00:00:13.520 align:center If you don't tell us why you were out at the donga, 00:00:13.600 --> 00:00:14.880 align:center then we're just going to have to guess. 00:00:14.960 --> 00:00:16.960 align:center I was out there 'cause I was looking for the money. 00:00:17.040 --> 00:00:20.040 align:center Why did you give Don Darrell $300,000? 00:00:20.120 --> 00:00:22.720 align:center It's to buy King, the biggest croc in the Territory. 00:00:22.800 --> 00:00:24.720 align:center It's that hovercunt drone! 00:00:24.800 --> 00:00:26.640 align:center -Eddie! Eddie, leave it! -Hey! Wait up! 00:00:26.720 --> 00:00:27.920 align:center No, it knows stuff. 00:00:28.000 --> 00:00:29.000 align:center [Miki] Hey-- 00:00:29.080 --> 00:00:30.480 align:center Oi! 00:00:30.560 --> 00:00:32.680 align:center I shot down the hovercunt! 00:00:32.760 --> 00:00:34.400 align:center I know where that is. 00:00:34.480 --> 00:00:35.800 align:center That's near Don's donga. 00:00:35.880 --> 00:00:37.280 align:center That's his bloody jetty. 00:00:37.360 --> 00:00:39.000 align:center G'day, g'day. 00:00:39.080 --> 00:00:43.080 align:center Jason, I also will need your whereabouts for last Sunday night. 00:00:43.160 --> 00:00:44.440 align:center Really great to meet you, Dulcie. 00:00:44.520 --> 00:00:46.440 align:center Hey, really special. OK. Take care. 00:00:50.680 --> 00:00:52.880 align:center [phone rings] 00:00:54.920 --> 00:00:56.920 align:center There was someone else out at Don's donga, 00:00:57.000 --> 00:00:58.840 align:center dragging Don's body up the jetty. 00:00:58.920 --> 00:01:00.520 align:center [Dulcie] Can you tell who it is? 00:01:00.600 --> 00:01:02.400 align:center [Eddie] Chomp, from Land of Crocs. 00:01:02.480 --> 00:01:03.880 align:center He's our killer. 00:01:03.960 --> 00:01:05.800 align:center Collins? Collins, you still there? 00:01:06.920 --> 00:01:09.720 align:center What the fuck? 00:01:09.800 --> 00:01:10.800 align:center Whoa! 00:01:10.880 --> 00:01:11.880 align:center [breathes heavily] 00:01:22.400 --> 00:01:25.760 align:center Back! Back! Get up out of there, you big scrote! 00:01:29.480 --> 00:01:31.520 align:center I wandered in here by accident once too. 00:01:31.600 --> 00:01:34.040 align:center Big Fella nearly took me arm. 00:01:34.120 --> 00:01:35.880 align:center The employee exit's on the right. 00:01:35.960 --> 00:01:38.080 align:center Don't worry, you'll get the hang of it. 00:01:38.160 --> 00:01:39.680 align:center I'm Roisin. 00:01:39.760 --> 00:01:41.800 align:center Is this your first shift? 00:01:41.880 --> 00:01:43.800 align:center Come on, the exit's this way. 00:01:43.880 --> 00:01:45.160 align:center Just watch that meat bucket. 00:01:45.240 --> 00:01:46.240 align:center [clanging] 00:01:48.120 --> 00:01:49.720 align:center [Dulcie mutters] 38 degrees at 1am. 00:01:49.800 --> 00:01:52.480 align:center 5m reptiles. Sadistic, invisible bugs. 00:01:52.560 --> 00:01:54.520 align:center There is just no need. 00:01:54.600 --> 00:01:56.520 align:center -[chimes tinkle] -Oh! Agh! 00:01:58.080 --> 00:02:00.720 align:center [exhales, sighs] 00:02:03.280 --> 00:02:04.400 align:center [grunts softly] 00:02:04.480 --> 00:02:06.320 align:center [whispers] Bumming door. 00:02:06.400 --> 00:02:08.880 align:center [sighs] Bum. Bum! 00:02:13.960 --> 00:02:15.440 align:center [Cath] Sorry, sexy. 00:02:15.520 --> 00:02:17.920 align:center I forgot to tell you I busted the door. 00:02:18.000 --> 00:02:20.080 align:center A cute kid called Mav's gonna fix it. 00:02:24.000 --> 00:02:25.960 align:center How was your day, love? 00:02:28.440 --> 00:02:29.960 align:center Good. 00:02:30.040 --> 00:02:32.720 align:center [theme song plays] 00:02:53.480 --> 00:02:55.040 align:center [Beef on radio] Well, Skid, it's a steamy one 00:02:55.120 --> 00:02:56.880 align:center up here in the Top End today. 00:02:56.960 --> 00:02:59.040 align:center And in backpacker news, Task Force Hammare-- 00:02:59.120 --> 00:03:01.200 align:center -[Skid] Hammare? -[Beef] It's Swedish for "hammer". 00:03:01.280 --> 00:03:03.280 align:center They have ping-ponged from Bing Bong, 00:03:03.360 --> 00:03:05.520 align:center still on the search for the Swedish backpackers 00:03:05.600 --> 00:03:09.200 align:center who were last sighted in a white four-wheel drive at Crossley's Crossing. 00:03:09.280 --> 00:03:12.200 align:center [Skid] And you'll be cross, folks, if you miss out on catching a big one 00:03:12.280 --> 00:03:14.480 align:center at Jason Wade's Big Barra Bashnanza 00:03:14.560 --> 00:03:16.960 align:center that kicks off in Dirks River today. 00:03:17.040 --> 00:03:19.640 align:center -[Mary] Are you sure we should do it here, Lynn? -[banging] 00:03:19.720 --> 00:03:21.840 align:center [Lynn] Yeah, this is the bush turkey's turf. 00:03:21.920 --> 00:03:23.280 align:center Everyone steers clear. 00:03:23.360 --> 00:03:24.960 align:center We'll set up inside. [grunts] 00:03:25.040 --> 00:03:26.600 align:center [banging continues] 00:03:26.680 --> 00:03:28.480 align:center What is that bloody banging? 00:03:28.560 --> 00:03:30.640 align:center [banging continues] 00:03:38.960 --> 00:03:40.320 align:center Eddie, let's get a hop along. 00:03:40.400 --> 00:03:41.840 align:center Come on. Uh-- 00:03:46.200 --> 00:03:47.360 align:center Eddie! 00:03:47.440 --> 00:03:50.040 align:center -[banging] -[Mary] I reckon it's coming from over here. 00:03:50.120 --> 00:03:52.920 align:center [banging continues] 00:03:53.000 --> 00:03:54.560 align:center It is coming from the cool room. 00:03:54.640 --> 00:03:56.040 align:center What is it? Is it a brushie stuck in-- 00:03:56.120 --> 00:03:57.560 align:center -[both shout] -[Mary] Bloody hell! 00:03:57.640 --> 00:04:00.160 align:center -Open up! Come on! -[Lynn] What are you doing in there? 00:04:00.240 --> 00:04:01.840 align:center [Eddie] I'm freezing my flaps off in here. 00:04:01.920 --> 00:04:04.200 align:center [Mary] Oh, my God, were you in the cool room all night? 00:04:04.280 --> 00:04:07.360 align:center -[Lynn] It's three degrees in there. -What you two are doing is sick. 00:04:07.440 --> 00:04:09.440 align:center Crocodiles are a protected species. 00:04:09.520 --> 00:04:11.160 align:center They've been around since the dinosaurs, OK? 00:04:11.240 --> 00:04:14.120 align:center They hung out with Triceratops, and you fucks are selling them as bar snacks. 00:04:14.200 --> 00:04:17.040 align:center -I'm very disappointed. -Oh! Dungalaba's my ancestors. 00:04:17.120 --> 00:04:19.320 align:center I'd sooner cook Roger, and he knows that, eh? 00:04:19.400 --> 00:04:21.880 align:center Yeah! Someone must have snuck 'em in there when bingo was on. 00:04:21.960 --> 00:04:24.080 align:center Oh, yeah, "someone"? Was it someone you? 00:04:24.160 --> 00:04:26.160 align:center -Or you? Was it you? -Oh, you proper mad! 00:04:26.240 --> 00:04:29.920 align:center We don't know who put them in there. The security cameras are shot out. 00:04:30.000 --> 00:04:31.520 align:center That little piss fuck. 00:04:32.480 --> 00:04:36.160 align:center Right, you two, leave those crocs where they are, on top of the alcopops, OK? 00:04:36.240 --> 00:04:38.200 align:center There's dodgy shit going on in there. 00:04:43.120 --> 00:04:46.640 align:center Oh, this tummy's rock hard. He's all blocked up, Abs. 00:04:46.720 --> 00:04:49.120 align:center His poos are lined up like Matchbox cars. 00:04:49.200 --> 00:04:50.760 align:center -[Dulcie] Hi, love. -Hi, sexy. 00:04:50.840 --> 00:04:52.280 align:center -You seen Eddie? -No. 00:04:52.360 --> 00:04:54.680 align:center -Abby, how'd you go with the toe? -Not good, ma'am. 00:04:54.760 --> 00:04:56.560 align:center His anus is clamped shut, Abs. 00:04:56.640 --> 00:04:59.160 align:center It's weird, it's like he's holding it in on purpose. 00:04:59.240 --> 00:05:01.040 align:center Come with me, I've got some apple cider vinegar. 00:05:01.120 --> 00:05:03.600 align:center -It'll make that dead toe rocket right out of him. -OK. 00:05:03.680 --> 00:05:05.640 align:center -Now, how's your sex life? -Um... 00:05:05.720 --> 00:05:07.920 align:center -Collins! -Hey, where have you been? 00:05:08.000 --> 00:05:09.840 align:center I got locked in the cool room all night. 00:05:09.920 --> 00:05:11.720 align:center -What? -My pubes have got hypothermia. 00:05:11.800 --> 00:05:14.080 align:center They fused together like instant noodles. Hear that? 00:05:14.160 --> 00:05:15.920 align:center -No, don't make the sound. -Can crack that. 00:05:16.000 --> 00:05:17.400 align:center Didn't you notice I was gone? 00:05:17.480 --> 00:05:20.440 align:center -I saw you sleeping in your nook, Eddie. -That was a pile of shorts! 00:05:20.520 --> 00:05:22.920 align:center Right, well the smell was exactly the same. 00:05:23.000 --> 00:05:25.640 align:center -What's that? Is that the body part? -Yep. Don's foot. 00:05:25.720 --> 00:05:26.800 align:center Not much good to us. 00:05:26.880 --> 00:05:29.080 align:center Me and that ranger with the Rainbow Paddle Pop eyes, Miki, 00:05:29.160 --> 00:05:30.360 align:center found it near Dickie's Knob. 00:05:30.440 --> 00:05:32.200 align:center -It's got no toe. Anyway, come on. -Right. Great. 00:05:32.280 --> 00:05:33.360 align:center Let's rattle our dicks. 00:05:33.440 --> 00:05:35.120 align:center -We've got a Chomp to catch. -[sighs] 00:05:35.200 --> 00:05:36.800 align:center How'd you get the drone footage? 00:05:36.880 --> 00:05:38.600 align:center -I shot it out of the sky. -What? 00:05:46.160 --> 00:05:48.120 align:center Um, so ma'am, that Don Darrell drawing 00:05:48.200 --> 00:05:50.240 align:center shows all of his body parts that have been found, right? 00:05:50.320 --> 00:05:51.160 align:center Right. 00:05:51.240 --> 00:05:53.000 align:center Eddie thinks the rest has been eaten by crocodiles, 00:05:53.080 --> 00:05:56.600 align:center but maybe you can use these parts to reinvestigate Don's cause of death? 00:05:56.680 --> 00:05:59.760 align:center Yes. If all you want to know is that he died from dying. 00:05:59.840 --> 00:06:02.480 align:center -I really need Don's torso. -I know. 00:06:02.560 --> 00:06:05.600 align:center I was just deluding myself for fun. 00:06:05.680 --> 00:06:07.400 align:center -Oh! -Oh, sorry. 00:06:07.480 --> 00:06:08.840 align:center -[quiet whirring] -That's a vibrator. 00:06:08.920 --> 00:06:10.080 align:center Cath gave it to me. 00:06:10.160 --> 00:06:13.040 align:center She said it's time I stopped being afraid of my own vagina. 00:06:13.120 --> 00:06:17.320 align:center OK, so between the remains that Toby ate 00:06:17.400 --> 00:06:19.920 align:center and the drone footage that I haven't seen but I hear is wonderful, 00:06:20.000 --> 00:06:24.600 align:center we can establish Don's donga as our primary crime scene. 00:06:24.680 --> 00:06:26.320 align:center Yes, it looks like this scene's been cleaned. 00:06:26.400 --> 00:06:29.120 align:center And, judging by the water runoff, I think it was pressure hosed. 00:06:29.200 --> 00:06:32.080 align:center But my team and I are heading back down there to see what we can find. 00:06:32.160 --> 00:06:36.000 align:center Lauren and Oliver, and Toby, are just having a quick coffee first. 00:06:36.080 --> 00:06:37.200 align:center Together. 00:06:38.280 --> 00:06:39.800 align:center This murder wall's a real triumph, ma'am. 00:06:39.880 --> 00:06:41.760 align:center I know! I know. Leo did it. 00:06:41.840 --> 00:06:43.080 align:center -Leo? -Yeah. 00:06:43.160 --> 00:06:44.360 align:center They're our new you. 00:06:44.440 --> 00:06:46.200 align:center I'm their mentor, they're my mentos. 00:06:46.280 --> 00:06:47.520 align:center They'd be lost without me. 00:06:47.600 --> 00:06:49.240 align:center They're the wings beneath my wind. 00:06:49.320 --> 00:06:50.440 align:center -Hi. -[Dulcie and Eddie exclaim] 00:06:50.520 --> 00:06:52.560 align:center -Oh, my God! Leo! -Sorry, sorry. 00:06:52.640 --> 00:06:55.560 align:center I've been wearing bright colours to make my lurking less paranormal, 00:06:55.640 --> 00:06:57.720 align:center -but it's not working. -Yeah, no shit, mate. 00:06:57.800 --> 00:06:58.960 align:center Invest in a bell. 00:06:59.040 --> 00:07:00.680 align:center Leo, hi. I'm Abby. 00:07:00.760 --> 00:07:02.280 align:center I worked with the ma'ams back in Deadloch 00:07:02.360 --> 00:07:05.640 align:center where we started out as colleagues but then became best friends for life. 00:07:05.720 --> 00:07:06.760 align:center Nice to meet you. 00:07:06.840 --> 00:07:09.600 align:center OK, Big Eyes, come on, let's clear a spot for my mentos. 00:07:09.680 --> 00:07:12.840 align:center OK, new team is assembled. 00:07:12.920 --> 00:07:14.040 align:center Nobody fuck up. 00:07:14.120 --> 00:07:16.840 align:center Right, Backpack, how are you going with that drone footage of Chomp? 00:07:16.920 --> 00:07:18.880 align:center Collins is absolutely creaming to see that. 00:07:18.960 --> 00:07:20.680 align:center -I sent it to your email. -Email? 00:07:20.760 --> 00:07:22.960 align:center What?! She's never had an email! 00:07:23.040 --> 00:07:24.320 align:center I will get it up on mine. 00:07:24.400 --> 00:07:27.080 align:center OK, so our prime suspect is Chomp. What do we know about Chomp? 00:07:27.160 --> 00:07:29.760 align:center Age, priors, residential address, relationship to the victim. 00:07:29.840 --> 00:07:31.400 align:center What are you going on about, mate? 00:07:31.480 --> 00:07:32.800 align:center What do you mean? What are you-- 00:07:32.880 --> 00:07:35.280 align:center I mean Chomp is not a person. 00:07:35.360 --> 00:07:37.200 align:center Chomp is the Land of Crocs mascot. 00:07:37.280 --> 00:07:39.360 align:center -Oh, you never said that. -Yes, I did. 00:07:39.440 --> 00:07:42.040 align:center -I said the killer is inside of Chomp. -No, you didn't say that! 00:07:42.120 --> 00:07:43.960 align:center Ma'ams, please stop fighting. 00:07:44.040 --> 00:07:47.440 align:center Yeah, I do get it. I am across the concept of a costume. 00:07:48.880 --> 00:07:51.040 align:center OK! What the shit's got up you this morning? 00:07:51.120 --> 00:07:52.240 align:center -Nothing. -Not get enough sleep? 00:07:52.320 --> 00:07:54.400 align:center -Yes, I did. I slept very well. -Not enough sex? Too much sex? 00:07:54.480 --> 00:07:56.080 align:center Had a fight with Cath? Fucking grumpy-bum. 00:07:56.160 --> 00:08:00.240 align:center Right, so whoever is in Chomp's costume must be on Jason Wade's payroll. 00:08:00.320 --> 00:08:02.520 align:center Collins, how did you go out at the Land of Crocs yesterday? 00:08:02.600 --> 00:08:08.200 align:center Ah, yes. So Wade said that the 300k payment was to buy King. 00:08:08.280 --> 00:08:10.440 align:center Three of his four P.A.s 00:08:10.520 --> 00:08:13.560 align:center confirmed that Jason was out of town filming his TV show 00:08:13.640 --> 00:08:15.080 align:center the night that Don was murdered. 00:08:15.160 --> 00:08:17.200 align:center Is that a snakeskin? Is that the-- That's the skin of a snake? 00:08:17.280 --> 00:08:21.400 align:center Just because Jason's alibi is sewn up like a Christmas turkey's arsehole 00:08:21.480 --> 00:08:23.360 align:center doesn't mean that he's not behind it all. 00:08:23.440 --> 00:08:26.200 align:center But what would Jason gain by killing Don? 00:08:26.280 --> 00:08:27.880 align:center He has everything, bar the ability 00:08:27.960 --> 00:08:30.400 align:center to make eye contact with a woman he doesn't want to sleep with. 00:08:30.480 --> 00:08:33.360 align:center It's a classic territorial dispute, you know? 00:08:33.440 --> 00:08:35.680 align:center Old bull croc versus new bull croc. 00:08:35.760 --> 00:08:37.320 align:center Their businesses are side-by-side. 00:08:37.400 --> 00:08:39.960 align:center Jason probably wants to take over Don's part of the river. 00:08:40.040 --> 00:08:41.800 align:center Colonising is a very hard habit to break. 00:08:41.880 --> 00:08:44.400 align:center OK, so you think Jason killed Don to get his land 00:08:44.480 --> 00:08:48.680 align:center and he's delegated this task to high-density craft foam. 00:08:48.760 --> 00:08:52.040 align:center Yeah. There's no way puffy-pecs Jason is going to do the dirty work himself. 00:08:52.120 --> 00:08:54.400 align:center That's why we've got to find out who he had in that Chomp costume 00:08:54.480 --> 00:08:55.920 align:center on Sunday night. 00:08:56.000 --> 00:08:58.120 align:center -[clears throat] -Oh! Yes. My mentos. 00:08:58.200 --> 00:09:00.320 align:center What are the rules around me talking in this environment? 00:09:00.400 --> 00:09:03.040 align:center -You're not allowed. -The floor is yours. Go for it. 00:09:03.120 --> 00:09:05.360 align:center Flora, the singer from the pub, also works at Land of Crocs. 00:09:05.440 --> 00:09:08.440 align:center She says that staff rotate being Chomp due to OH&S. 00:09:08.520 --> 00:09:10.600 align:center Oh, yeah, that'll be because of that Mickey Mouse. 00:09:10.680 --> 00:09:12.200 align:center You know that story? So sad. 00:09:12.280 --> 00:09:15.040 align:center Just sitting there, people coming up, taking their photos with him, 00:09:15.120 --> 00:09:16.720 align:center turns out he was dead. 00:09:16.800 --> 00:09:18.400 align:center Stiffy Mouse. 00:09:18.480 --> 00:09:21.360 align:center Flora also says that staff who wear Chomp can't be claustrophobic, 00:09:21.440 --> 00:09:23.960 align:center they have to be free of pubic lice, and at least 5'9". 00:09:24.040 --> 00:09:25.760 align:center [Eddie] Why's that? Stage presence? 00:09:25.840 --> 00:09:28.160 align:center No, it's in order to see out of the mouth hole. 00:09:28.240 --> 00:09:30.160 align:center [Dulcie] OK, let's get a suspect list together, then. 00:09:30.240 --> 00:09:31.720 align:center So how many staff does Jason have? 00:09:31.800 --> 00:09:33.120 align:center Ooh, I can find that out, ma'am. 00:09:33.200 --> 00:09:35.400 align:center Nah, it's too boring, Big Eyes. Backpack can do that. 00:09:35.480 --> 00:09:36.960 align:center I need you to test this. 00:09:37.040 --> 00:09:38.360 align:center Spoiler alert, it's a foot. 00:09:38.440 --> 00:09:39.680 align:center Kept it cold for you. 00:09:39.760 --> 00:09:41.320 align:center I will put that up on the board. 00:09:41.400 --> 00:09:43.280 align:center OK, so, Leo, Land of Crocs staff. 00:09:43.360 --> 00:09:46.400 align:center Yep, so, all up, including the CEO that's Jason, 00:09:46.480 --> 00:09:48.280 align:center and the celebrant that is also Jason, 00:09:48.360 --> 00:09:50.760 align:center Land of Crocs has just over 60 employees. 00:09:50.840 --> 00:09:52.360 align:center [Dulcie] 60? That's super. 00:09:52.440 --> 00:09:55.360 align:center Investigating all 60 should be a breeze, 00:09:55.440 --> 00:09:57.160 align:center seeing we're four people working out of a storeroom 00:09:57.240 --> 00:09:58.840 align:center with a possible snake infestation. 00:09:58.920 --> 00:10:01.400 align:center Alright, well, let's just go round to the Land of Dicks and give them a razz. 00:10:01.480 --> 00:10:04.280 align:center -No razz. -[Leo] His main staff won't be there. They'll be at the Bashnanza. 00:10:04.360 --> 00:10:07.360 align:center It starts today, and Jason's doing a meet-and-greet with his Boys. 00:10:07.440 --> 00:10:08.480 align:center Who's his Boys? 00:10:08.560 --> 00:10:11.080 align:center They work with Jason and appear on his TV shows. 00:10:11.160 --> 00:10:12.680 align:center OK, we'll head to the Bashnanza, then. 00:10:12.760 --> 00:10:15.440 align:center Leo, find out what time they're on, and we'll question them about Sunday. 00:10:15.520 --> 00:10:17.840 align:center -Yeah, fuck, yeah, drop a quick line in. -No, no "yeah". 00:10:17.920 --> 00:10:21.080 align:center -Something's weird with this foot. -[Eddie] What is it? Soft nail issue? 00:10:21.160 --> 00:10:24.320 align:center The autopsy said that a knife was used to cut up the body post-mortem, 00:10:24.400 --> 00:10:26.040 align:center but I think that's wrong. 00:10:26.120 --> 00:10:28.920 align:center The severance line on the tibia is too clean to be a knife. 00:10:29.000 --> 00:10:30.520 align:center -Look. -No, thank you. 00:10:30.600 --> 00:10:31.920 align:center It's a precision cut. 00:10:32.000 --> 00:10:34.840 align:center I think the foot was removed by a motorised blade. 00:10:34.920 --> 00:10:36.520 align:center [knock at door] 00:10:37.920 --> 00:10:40.040 align:center A forensics van pulled up and parked in my spot 00:10:40.120 --> 00:10:41.560 align:center before I could park in my spot, 00:10:41.640 --> 00:10:43.560 align:center and I'd like my spot back because it's my spot, 00:10:43.640 --> 00:10:45.840 align:center not their spot. OK? 00:10:50.760 --> 00:10:52.400 align:center [Dulcie] OK, so we need to interview Jason's Boys 00:10:52.480 --> 00:10:54.240 align:center and locate this motor-blade weapon. 00:10:54.320 --> 00:10:56.600 align:center [Abby] Yeah, but, ma'am, I really need to get something off my chest. 00:10:56.680 --> 00:10:57.960 align:center -[Dulcie] OK, right now? -[Abby] Yes. 00:10:58.040 --> 00:11:01.120 align:center I'm so sorry I quit the police force to pursue my dreams. 00:11:01.200 --> 00:11:03.360 align:center -It's fine. -I mean, now you're stuck with... [mouths] 00:11:03.440 --> 00:11:06.160 align:center -It's really fine. -And I'm in a hell of my own creation. 00:11:06.240 --> 00:11:07.760 align:center It's really fine, Abby. 00:11:07.840 --> 00:11:09.240 align:center Please don't forget me, ma'am. 00:11:09.320 --> 00:11:11.400 align:center OK, but they are driving off without you. 00:11:11.480 --> 00:11:13.160 align:center Oh! Wait! 00:11:13.240 --> 00:11:15.440 align:center -Moonboot. -[Abby] Guys! 00:11:15.520 --> 00:11:16.960 align:center -[Dulcie] Eddie, we've got to go. -Yep. 00:11:17.040 --> 00:11:19.000 align:center -I need you to do a job for me. -Oh, no, I can't. 00:11:19.080 --> 00:11:22.120 align:center Senior Sergeant Heffernan has asked me to supervise in the removal and return 00:11:22.200 --> 00:11:25.560 align:center of a Barra Creek local by the name of, um... 00:11:25.640 --> 00:11:28.560 align:center ...uh, Triple Pet, and Mr Pet needs me. 00:11:28.640 --> 00:11:33.480 align:center OK. Look, I need you to search this address 00:11:33.560 --> 00:11:36.360 align:center from mouth hole to crack hole, OK? 00:11:36.440 --> 00:11:38.520 align:center Is this for the Don Darrell case? 00:11:38.600 --> 00:11:39.760 align:center Yeah, 100%. 00:11:39.840 --> 00:11:41.240 align:center -Do you have a warrant? -Yeah, yeah. 00:11:41.320 --> 00:11:44.120 align:center I'm emailing it from my email right now. Ping! There you go. 00:11:44.200 --> 00:11:46.000 align:center -[Dulcie] Eddie, come on. -I'm coming. 00:11:46.080 --> 00:11:48.680 align:center -[Leo] Yep. So Jason's Boys aren't appearing until 2pm. -[Dulcie] Right. 00:11:48.760 --> 00:11:50.360 align:center Flora's going to help me cut the list down. 00:11:50.440 --> 00:11:51.920 align:center She's been at Land of Crocs for three months, 00:11:52.000 --> 00:11:54.320 align:center and her loyalty's really waning. She's offered to cut me a key. 00:11:54.400 --> 00:11:57.040 align:center -Oh, that won't be necessary. -Oh, yeah! You should take her up on that. 00:11:57.120 --> 00:11:59.960 align:center OK, so while we wait for the Boys to appear at the Bashnanza, 00:12:00.040 --> 00:12:01.600 align:center let's search for our weapon. 00:12:01.680 --> 00:12:04.400 align:center Mate, the killer would have just piffed it in the river. 00:12:04.480 --> 00:12:07.160 align:center -OK, so we get some divers out there. -[both] No. 00:12:07.240 --> 00:12:09.720 align:center -You can't get divers. -Why not? Are they at a conference? 00:12:09.800 --> 00:12:12.960 align:center -Uh, no, because it's a river, Collins. -Huh? 00:12:13.040 --> 00:12:15.160 align:center -It's teeming with crocodiles. -Oh, right. Yes. 00:12:15.240 --> 00:12:17.680 align:center -Yeah, you can't swim in there. -So what do you do? 00:12:17.760 --> 00:12:19.640 align:center Well, we used to have a community swimming pool. 00:12:19.720 --> 00:12:21.040 align:center That's what the diving board is there. 00:12:21.120 --> 00:12:23.720 align:center -You should have seen me jump off that. -No! How do you search the river, Eddie? 00:12:23.800 --> 00:12:25.360 align:center -You don't. -You use a big magnet. 00:12:26.600 --> 00:12:28.280 align:center A big magnet. 00:12:28.360 --> 00:12:30.760 align:center What is this, "Looney Tunes"? 00:12:30.840 --> 00:12:32.440 align:center OK, great! Great. 00:12:32.520 --> 00:12:35.040 align:center Where do we find ourselves a big magnet? 00:12:35.120 --> 00:12:38.400 align:center -No, you don't. -Um, right here in Barra Creek. 00:12:38.480 --> 00:12:39.880 align:center I know a local with one. 00:12:41.200 --> 00:12:43.520 align:center Go on, gaffer him up good there, Rabbit. 00:12:43.600 --> 00:12:45.720 align:center -It's alright, Triple Pet. -That sedative will do fuck all. 00:12:45.800 --> 00:12:47.520 align:center [indistinct chatter] 00:12:47.600 --> 00:12:50.280 align:center OK. We've got to get him home first. 00:12:50.360 --> 00:12:54.000 align:center But then it'll be 50% to me, cash, right? 00:12:54.080 --> 00:12:56.800 align:center 50% to Rog, because it's his boat. 00:12:56.880 --> 00:12:58.280 align:center But it's my big magnet. 00:12:58.360 --> 00:13:00.000 align:center Right, and your big magnet, that works, yes? 00:13:00.080 --> 00:13:02.840 align:center Oh, yeah, it's how we found all my Christmas presents growing up. 00:13:02.920 --> 00:13:04.840 align:center -Fuck up, Edwina. -You fuck up. 00:13:04.920 --> 00:13:08.240 align:center What eight-year-old wants a fucking car part covered in fish shit? 00:13:08.320 --> 00:13:11.280 align:center It was a catalytic converter. They're worth coin. 00:13:11.360 --> 00:13:13.960 align:center Can you not antagonise your dad? We need him today. 00:13:14.040 --> 00:13:17.040 align:center OK, we've altered our offer. It's now $300 an hour. 00:13:17.120 --> 00:13:18.680 align:center Fuck, no! Look, he's taking the piss. 00:13:18.760 --> 00:13:21.440 align:center -OK, we won't do it, then. No worries. -Yeah! No worries! 00:13:21.520 --> 00:13:24.360 align:center -I'll get my own fucking big magnet. -Shush, thank you. Shush. Shush it! 00:13:24.440 --> 00:13:26.440 align:center -We can all get a big magnet. -Thank you. Yes. Yes. 00:13:26.520 --> 00:13:28.800 align:center $300 every single hour is a great deal. 00:13:28.880 --> 00:13:30.920 align:center Thank you. We appreciate your help, Frank, don't we, Edwina? 00:13:31.000 --> 00:13:34.120 align:center I've got my fucking eye on you too, you rat-dog croc thieves! 00:13:34.200 --> 00:13:37.200 align:center Alright. No-one gets paid till dick hat delivers. 00:13:37.280 --> 00:13:38.760 align:center Hey, Rog, listen to this one. 00:13:38.840 --> 00:13:40.920 align:center No trust, right? Even in her old man. 00:13:41.000 --> 00:13:43.080 align:center Because you are my old man. 00:13:43.160 --> 00:13:46.520 align:center I've had front-row seats to your bullshit for four decades. 00:13:46.600 --> 00:13:48.480 align:center I know what you're capable of. 00:13:48.560 --> 00:13:50.240 align:center Going to the car. 00:13:50.320 --> 00:13:51.400 align:center See you, Triple Pet. 00:13:51.480 --> 00:13:53.400 align:center [man grunting] Come on, push him down. 00:13:53.480 --> 00:13:56.520 align:center -OK, well, we will need to start out at Don's Donga. -[growling] 00:13:56.600 --> 00:13:59.080 align:center Oh, fuck my big, long dick! 00:14:00.360 --> 00:14:02.200 align:center Who took the sack off his head? 00:14:02.280 --> 00:14:04.040 align:center That keeps him calm, for fuck's sake! 00:14:04.120 --> 00:14:07.240 align:center Ah... Oh, Eddie, we've got to get to the Bashnanza. 00:14:10.000 --> 00:14:11.640 align:center [Cath] The butterfly farm was actually great. 00:14:11.720 --> 00:14:14.880 align:center I had no idea how many butterfly eat corpses. 00:14:14.960 --> 00:14:16.920 align:center Yeah, it's definitely worth it. 00:14:17.000 --> 00:14:20.920 align:center Anyway, that's it. That's it for my plans for the day 00:14:21.000 --> 00:14:23.720 align:center and for the rest of the trip, actually. 00:14:23.800 --> 00:14:27.480 align:center I mean, I'm going to get into my book from the pub book swap, 00:14:27.560 --> 00:14:29.280 align:center "Breathless Falls". Have you read it? 00:14:29.360 --> 00:14:31.320 align:center I think my mums have it on their bookshelf. 00:14:31.400 --> 00:14:34.080 align:center I grew up with two mums, in Sydney. They were '78ers. 00:14:34.160 --> 00:14:38.080 align:center My first car was a pride flag that was decorated like the island of Lesbos. 00:14:38.160 --> 00:14:40.200 align:center So, yeah, you know, fair to say Barra Creek's 00:14:40.280 --> 00:14:42.880 align:center the straightest context I've been in for a while. 00:14:42.960 --> 00:14:46.120 align:center Aside from that one Ed Sheeran concert that I went to, which was awful. 00:14:46.200 --> 00:14:47.760 align:center It was so sad. 00:14:48.880 --> 00:14:52.520 align:center I love that there's another queer person in town, Leo! 00:14:52.600 --> 00:14:53.880 align:center We just get each other, don't we? 00:14:53.960 --> 00:14:56.600 align:center Sorry, Leo, sorry. 00:14:56.680 --> 00:14:58.760 align:center Was I gone for long? Because I went to get a water 00:14:58.840 --> 00:15:01.040 align:center and then totally forgot about you and had a nap. 00:15:01.120 --> 00:15:04.040 align:center Wait, what are we doing again? Oh, Land of Crocs employees. 00:15:04.120 --> 00:15:05.280 align:center -OK. -That's right. 00:15:05.360 --> 00:15:07.200 align:center I'm going to leave you guys to it. 00:15:07.280 --> 00:15:12.320 align:center Let me know if you need anything, like head massages or legal advice. 00:15:12.400 --> 00:15:13.480 align:center I'm a vet too. 00:15:13.560 --> 00:15:16.480 align:center If you've got a Brahmin cow that needs antibiotics, I'll be over here. 00:15:16.560 --> 00:15:19.840 align:center I'm going to be relaxing. I'm on holiday after all. 00:15:21.080 --> 00:15:23.960 align:center [Flora] OK, so those two flew home last month. 00:15:24.040 --> 00:15:25.560 align:center I don't know where that guy went. 00:15:25.640 --> 00:15:27.560 align:center -[Cath] Hm. Ebba borrowed this too. -[phone ringing] 00:15:27.640 --> 00:15:31.400 align:center [Flora] That chick's 100% capable of murder, but she's only 4'11". 00:15:31.480 --> 00:15:34.280 align:center -[Cath] Lynn, I'm going to get the phone! -[Flora] He's still here, unfortunately. 00:15:34.360 --> 00:15:35.480 align:center And Roisin fucked that guy. 00:15:35.560 --> 00:15:38.760 align:center Now he lives in a Reiki tent on an avocado farm or something. 00:15:39.760 --> 00:15:42.080 align:center Barra Creek Pub, this is Cath. 00:15:42.160 --> 00:15:44.560 align:center [rock music plays] 00:15:44.640 --> 00:15:47.880 align:center [Beef, over P.A.] Well, it's a mammoth opening to the Big Barra Bashnanza, 00:15:47.960 --> 00:15:53.760 align:center where one lucky fish-o could catch the Golden Barra, worth $200,000. 00:15:53.840 --> 00:15:56.880 align:center [Skid] 200k? That's a lucrative bloody fish, Beefy! 00:15:56.960 --> 00:15:57.960 align:center But remember, fellas, 00:15:58.040 --> 00:16:01.560 align:center with over 4,000 barramundi released into the river for the Bashnanza, 00:16:01.640 --> 00:16:04.160 align:center every one of you has a shot at winning a daily prize 00:16:04.240 --> 00:16:05.960 align:center if you catch a big one. 00:16:06.040 --> 00:16:08.040 align:center [Beef] And now on the Guts Hub stage, 00:16:08.120 --> 00:16:09.760 align:center he's hot off the chopper, 00:16:09.840 --> 00:16:14.160 align:center it's the star of "Jason Wade's Adventures Down Under, Adventures From Down Under" 00:16:14.240 --> 00:16:16.640 align:center it's Jason Wade! 00:16:16.720 --> 00:16:19.040 align:center [cheering] 00:16:19.120 --> 00:16:23.000 align:center Welcome to the Big Barra Bashnanza! 00:16:23.080 --> 00:16:26.000 align:center [cheering] 00:16:26.080 --> 00:16:27.520 align:center This is gammin. 00:16:27.600 --> 00:16:30.520 align:center How would he like it if we told him he couldn't go fishing? 00:16:30.600 --> 00:16:32.600 align:center -Boss! -[barking] 00:16:33.560 --> 00:16:35.760 align:center Come on, we're going! 00:16:35.840 --> 00:16:39.680 align:center Oh, OK, good. Leo's eliminated a bunch of the Land of Croc staff 00:16:39.760 --> 00:16:41.920 align:center who could have been inside the Chomp suit on Sunday night. 00:16:42.000 --> 00:16:43.880 align:center Sanitation's out, so is the aquarist. 00:16:43.960 --> 00:16:47.160 align:center A lot of the Crockettes have been deported to the UK, 00:16:47.240 --> 00:16:50.280 align:center so that mostly just leaves the Boys and a few others. 00:16:50.360 --> 00:16:54.640 align:center Uh, Leo has sent the Boys' photos and bio. 00:16:54.720 --> 00:16:57.080 align:center Oh. Uh, no. 00:16:57.160 --> 00:17:00.720 align:center No, I think they've accidentally just sent the same man 15 times. 00:17:00.800 --> 00:17:02.320 align:center [Jason] Let's give it up for the Boys! 00:17:02.400 --> 00:17:05.400 align:center [Eddie] Uh, no, Collins. They haven't. 00:17:05.480 --> 00:17:08.560 align:center We got Ben! We got Sam! 00:17:08.640 --> 00:17:10.640 align:center We got Ned! 00:17:10.720 --> 00:17:12.920 align:center Micko and my boy Ben! 00:17:13.000 --> 00:17:15.000 align:center [cheering] 00:17:15.080 --> 00:17:16.840 align:center Come on! 00:17:18.240 --> 00:17:21.200 align:center Jesus Christ. 00:17:24.440 --> 00:17:26.280 align:center [man, over P.A.] And, fellas, don't forget to head over 00:17:26.360 --> 00:17:28.000 align:center to the Shimano Fishing Reel Marquee 00:17:28.080 --> 00:17:30.240 align:center for the meet-and-greet with the Boys. 00:17:30.320 --> 00:17:33.760 align:center -[Eddie] This line can suck my titties. -[Dulcie] Agreed. 00:17:33.840 --> 00:17:35.240 align:center [man] Join the reserves? 00:17:35.320 --> 00:17:37.080 align:center No. No, thank you. No. 00:17:40.080 --> 00:17:41.600 align:center -[sighs] -So... 00:17:43.000 --> 00:17:45.520 align:center How do you flirt with girls? 00:17:45.600 --> 00:17:49.200 align:center Do you all just weather-chat or are there other topics that work as well? 00:17:49.280 --> 00:17:50.400 align:center What? 00:17:50.480 --> 00:17:52.200 align:center Well, you know, like at the camp, you and Cath, 00:17:52.280 --> 00:17:53.480 align:center you froth on about the weather 00:17:53.560 --> 00:17:55.600 align:center and then, immediately, you're fiddling each other's bits. 00:17:55.680 --> 00:17:57.400 align:center -Oh, God. -So I was just wondering, 00:17:57.480 --> 00:18:00.440 align:center do all lezzies get juiced up about weather? 00:18:00.520 --> 00:18:01.960 align:center -No, not-- Stop. -And what in particular-- 00:18:02.040 --> 00:18:03.920 align:center -Rain. 'Cause it's wet. -We're not talking about this. 00:18:04.000 --> 00:18:05.880 align:center -Mist? Soft, wet. -We're not talking about this, Eddie. 00:18:05.960 --> 00:18:08.000 align:center Oh, hey! A croc Boy's on the move. 00:18:08.080 --> 00:18:10.200 align:center -You stay here. We'll conquer and divide. -No, Eddie. 00:18:10.280 --> 00:18:13.080 align:center Please don't leave me here with all of the, uh... 00:18:20.160 --> 00:18:21.160 align:center Ed-- 00:18:25.040 --> 00:18:28.160 align:center [woman] Next, please! Next, please! Keep it-- 00:18:28.240 --> 00:18:30.240 align:center -No, I just... [sighs] -G'day, g'day. 00:18:31.520 --> 00:18:34.000 align:center -Name? -Detective Dulcie Collins. 00:18:34.080 --> 00:18:35.560 align:center -We met yesterday. -Yeah, good stuff. 00:18:35.640 --> 00:18:36.920 align:center You gripping a rod today? 00:18:37.000 --> 00:18:39.240 align:center Uh, no. I am here in regards to... 00:18:39.320 --> 00:18:41.680 align:center -Sensational. There's your photo. -...the ongoing investigation-- 00:18:41.760 --> 00:18:43.480 align:center Very special to meet you. Who's next? 00:18:45.560 --> 00:18:46.520 align:center Yeah! 00:18:48.960 --> 00:18:52.360 align:center [Abby] Thanks for dropping me off, guys. Really appreciate it. 00:18:52.440 --> 00:18:54.120 align:center Just leave me alone at a crime scene 00:18:54.200 --> 00:18:56.800 align:center where a man's been chopped up and a violent murderer is on the loose. 00:18:56.880 --> 00:18:59.280 align:center Cool! Yeah, I'll just sit here on a platter for them 00:18:59.360 --> 00:19:01.560 align:center till you're ready to pick me up. 00:19:03.840 --> 00:19:04.840 align:center What is that? 00:19:11.440 --> 00:19:13.680 align:center [Frank] Oi! Be careful! 00:19:13.760 --> 00:19:16.080 align:center You're in the lunch position there. 00:19:16.160 --> 00:19:18.600 align:center Oh! Oh! 00:19:18.680 --> 00:19:21.600 align:center [clanging] 00:19:25.360 --> 00:19:28.160 align:center Detective Dulcie Collins. I want to ask you a few questions 00:19:28.240 --> 00:19:30.960 align:center in relation to an ongoing investigation. 00:19:31.040 --> 00:19:32.480 align:center Absolutely. 100%, Ducky. 00:19:32.560 --> 00:19:36.200 align:center Uh, Dulcie. Where were you six nights ago, on Sunday the 9th of October? 00:19:36.280 --> 00:19:38.560 align:center I was out in Goomadeer River in West Arnhem Land, Ducky, 00:19:38.640 --> 00:19:41.440 align:center filming "Adventures Down Under, Adventures From Down Under". 00:19:41.520 --> 00:19:43.600 align:center -And can anyone verify that? -Yeah, absolutely. 100%. 00:19:43.680 --> 00:19:45.600 align:center -All the Boys were there. -Right. Who? 00:19:45.680 --> 00:19:48.600 align:center Hunter was there. Darcy was there. Josh was there. 00:19:48.680 --> 00:19:51.120 align:center -Tom, Ned, Mick was there. -[man] Yo! 00:19:51.200 --> 00:19:53.720 align:center Hey, Mick, I'm just answering questions for Dicky here. You're all good. 00:19:53.800 --> 00:19:56.800 align:center -Dulcie. Dulcie's questions. -Uh, who else was there... 00:19:56.880 --> 00:19:58.880 align:center Ben, Rory, Seb, Jed. 00:19:58.960 --> 00:20:00.120 align:center And you're... you're Jed? 00:20:00.200 --> 00:20:01.280 align:center Nah, mate. I'm Ned. 00:20:01.360 --> 00:20:03.560 align:center Right. Sorry. Yes. Sorry. 00:20:03.640 --> 00:20:05.640 align:center So did Jason take all of you Boys, 00:20:05.720 --> 00:20:09.760 align:center you know, Mick, Sam, Ned, the Bens, etc, filming on Sunday? 00:20:09.840 --> 00:20:12.000 align:center Yeah, yeah, Dick. Yeah, all the Boys were out there Sunday night. 00:20:12.080 --> 00:20:15.160 align:center There he is! Ah! I'll stick my finger up your arse! 00:20:15.240 --> 00:20:18.200 align:center Detective, um I need you at the river real quick. 00:20:18.280 --> 00:20:19.640 align:center [man] It's going up there! 00:20:19.720 --> 00:20:21.080 align:center [Eddie] So you and all your croc blocks 00:20:21.160 --> 00:20:23.120 align:center were all shooting Jason's TV show on Sunday night, 00:20:23.200 --> 00:20:27.240 align:center -hooked together, cock-to-bum like a barrel full of fucking fuck monkeys? -[phone ringing] 00:20:27.320 --> 00:20:30.200 align:center Yeah, that's right. 100%. Hey, good to talk to you, legend. Keep it real. 00:20:30.280 --> 00:20:31.640 align:center W-- 00:20:31.720 --> 00:20:33.160 align:center Fuck. Fuck me. 00:20:33.240 --> 00:20:35.320 align:center [phone ringing] 00:20:35.400 --> 00:20:38.080 align:center Hey, Allira, got any Cokes? 00:20:38.160 --> 00:20:40.040 align:center We haven't restocked them yet. They're out the back. 00:20:40.120 --> 00:20:42.080 align:center [phone continues ringing] 00:20:43.520 --> 00:20:45.640 align:center [groans] I'll get you one. 00:20:45.720 --> 00:20:47.480 align:center Thank you. 00:20:47.560 --> 00:20:49.000 align:center [ding] 00:20:49.080 --> 00:20:50.520 align:center Fuck off, Moonboot! 00:20:50.600 --> 00:20:52.440 align:center Ah. Collins. What's happening? 00:20:52.520 --> 00:20:54.920 align:center What did you want? A Fanta? 00:20:55.000 --> 00:20:56.800 align:center I wasn't listening. 00:20:56.880 --> 00:21:00.120 align:center [kid] Who wants to feed batfish as a competition prize? 00:21:00.200 --> 00:21:03.080 align:center -We want money. -Yeah! We've got stuff to pay for. 00:21:03.160 --> 00:21:04.960 align:center A pool, the broken boat. 00:21:05.040 --> 00:21:07.600 align:center And also, batfish again? 00:21:07.680 --> 00:21:09.720 align:center Hey, you better stop that before Aunty hears. 00:21:09.800 --> 00:21:11.160 align:center You know she loves her batfish. 00:21:11.240 --> 00:21:13.280 align:center -Hey, you lot. -[kids] Hello, Pat. 00:21:13.360 --> 00:21:16.440 align:center What are you doing here? I thought you'd be out there, reeling in a big one. 00:21:16.520 --> 00:21:18.560 align:center They wouldn't let us enter the Golden Barra, 00:21:18.640 --> 00:21:22.320 align:center even though Mav said he was 18 and I said I was 25. 00:21:22.400 --> 00:21:24.560 align:center Well, that's because you know all the good fishing spots, 00:21:24.640 --> 00:21:26.680 align:center and they're afraid you're going to win all the money. 00:21:26.760 --> 00:21:28.560 align:center -That's right. -[Pat laughs] 00:21:28.640 --> 00:21:30.720 align:center Hey, mate, I don't think we've met. 00:21:30.800 --> 00:21:33.600 align:center This is our cousin Mav. He's living with us now. 00:21:33.680 --> 00:21:36.920 align:center He's fructose intolerant, so we can't get mangoes anymore. 00:21:37.000 --> 00:21:38.480 align:center Ah, Mav. 00:21:38.560 --> 00:21:40.160 align:center You're Miki's uncle's boy, right? 00:21:40.240 --> 00:21:42.840 align:center You've stayed with her before. I knew it! 00:21:42.920 --> 00:21:45.880 align:center I never forget a pair of cheeks I want to squeeze. 00:21:45.960 --> 00:21:46.960 align:center [laughs] 00:21:47.040 --> 00:21:49.640 align:center Come on. Boss is sick. Let's go. 00:21:49.720 --> 00:21:51.440 align:center [Cherry] What's wrong with him? He looks OK. 00:21:51.520 --> 00:21:53.760 align:center Nup. He's got dog pox. 00:21:53.840 --> 00:21:56.480 align:center Alright, well, you guys want to lift back to Barra? 00:21:56.560 --> 00:21:57.800 align:center -[Cherry] Can we, Mav? -No. 00:21:57.880 --> 00:21:59.240 align:center See you, Pat. 00:21:59.320 --> 00:22:00.800 align:center I don't want to walk. It's too hot! 00:22:00.880 --> 00:22:03.520 align:center Stop blowing up my phone, Collins. I'm on my way now. 00:22:04.840 --> 00:22:07.120 align:center Oi! Allira! 00:22:07.200 --> 00:22:09.560 align:center What the fuck are you doing? Where's my fucking coke? 00:22:09.640 --> 00:22:11.000 align:center I'm on a break. 00:22:19.360 --> 00:22:20.600 align:center [Miki] Just stand back! 00:22:20.680 --> 00:22:22.040 align:center [man] Oi! Someone caught a big one! 00:22:22.120 --> 00:22:24.200 align:center No, no, no-one caught a big one, OK? 00:22:24.280 --> 00:22:25.560 align:center OK, please, get back. 00:22:25.640 --> 00:22:28.520 align:center You're getting dangerously close to marbled frog hibernation burrows. 00:22:28.600 --> 00:22:30.360 align:center [Eddie] Oi! Hey! 00:22:30.440 --> 00:22:32.000 align:center You heard the lady. 00:22:32.080 --> 00:22:34.800 align:center Move the fuck away from her special fucking frogs. Jeez! 00:22:34.880 --> 00:22:37.000 align:center But come back tomorrow, thank you. 00:22:37.080 --> 00:22:39.360 align:center And there's lots of info here about caring for Country 00:22:39.440 --> 00:22:42.280 align:center and other stuff that you don't give a shit about. 00:22:42.360 --> 00:22:44.080 align:center Why are you always yelling? Huh? 00:22:44.160 --> 00:22:45.680 align:center That's the most foot traffic we've had. 00:22:45.760 --> 00:22:48.520 align:center -Oh, you-- You shout too. -No, that's you doing that. 00:22:48.600 --> 00:22:51.240 align:center I'm soft as fuck, normally. Foghorn. 00:22:51.320 --> 00:22:54.120 align:center [Eddie] Righto, Collins, I'm back. I'm Cokeless. What have you got for me? 00:22:54.200 --> 00:22:55.360 align:center Oh! 00:22:55.440 --> 00:22:57.280 align:center Oh, holy shit. 00:22:57.360 --> 00:22:59.000 align:center -Oh, fuck me. -Yes. 00:22:59.080 --> 00:23:01.520 align:center Yes, welcome to this. 00:23:01.600 --> 00:23:05.960 align:center Miki's colleague Isaac was out on his big dinghy boat 00:23:06.040 --> 00:23:08.240 align:center and found it wedged in some mangroves. 00:23:08.320 --> 00:23:09.720 align:center Yeah, did he say where? 00:23:09.800 --> 00:23:13.280 align:center Nah, he dumped it here, said he was too traumatised to work, 00:23:13.360 --> 00:23:16.040 align:center browsed for sunglasses on his phone for ten minutes, 00:23:16.120 --> 00:23:17.760 align:center then he went to his other job at Knob Nightclub, 00:23:17.840 --> 00:23:19.760 align:center so he's clearly torn up. 00:23:19.840 --> 00:23:21.120 align:center OK. 00:23:21.200 --> 00:23:23.920 align:center So, what have we got here, Collins? 00:23:24.000 --> 00:23:29.400 align:center It's an anterior and posterior lower torso pelvic region 00:23:29.480 --> 00:23:33.680 align:center encompassing the genitalia and anus there. 00:23:33.760 --> 00:23:35.560 align:center -So it's a dick-bum? -So it's... a dick and a bum. 00:23:35.640 --> 00:23:37.760 align:center Yeah, it's a dick-bum. Yeah, that's what it is. It's a dick-bum. 00:23:37.840 --> 00:23:40.000 align:center -[Miki laughing] Yes. It's a dick-bum. -It's-- 00:23:40.080 --> 00:23:41.760 align:center [both giggling] 00:23:44.080 --> 00:23:45.840 align:center I'm going to go get a Coke. 00:23:45.920 --> 00:23:47.840 align:center -Yeah. -Bit thirsty. 00:23:51.120 --> 00:23:53.000 align:center What? Nothing. Fuck off. 00:23:53.080 --> 00:23:55.240 align:center Yep. Alright, I'm going to call forensics, 00:23:55.320 --> 00:23:57.200 align:center but it does fit Don's profile. 00:23:57.280 --> 00:23:58.720 align:center The right testicle's missing. 00:23:58.800 --> 00:24:00.520 align:center OK, well, I'll just confirm with my dick stick. 00:24:00.600 --> 00:24:02.640 align:center No, don't confirm with a-- Don't confirm with a stick! 00:24:02.720 --> 00:24:04.520 align:center -Don't use a stick, Eddie. -As I suspected, 00:24:04.600 --> 00:24:06.440 align:center -no right tentacle. Testicle, testicle. -Yes. 00:24:06.520 --> 00:24:08.840 align:center Yes, I just told you that, so that's-- 00:24:08.920 --> 00:24:10.920 align:center -[line ringing] -Don't! Don't! Yucky! Don't! 00:24:11.000 --> 00:24:12.360 align:center Yuck, Eddie! 00:24:12.440 --> 00:24:13.880 align:center -[Abby] Hi, ma'am. -Abby. 00:24:13.960 --> 00:24:17.680 align:center I'm glad you called, so I can officially log with someone that I'm alive, for now. 00:24:17.760 --> 00:24:19.720 align:center We need you out here at the Bashnanza. 00:24:19.800 --> 00:24:22.360 align:center Don's pelvis has turned up. I know it's not the full torso, 00:24:22.440 --> 00:24:24.000 align:center but it would still be good for you to have a look. 00:24:24.080 --> 00:24:26.800 align:center OK, but I'm going to be a while. I'm getting a lift with some fishermen 00:24:26.880 --> 00:24:28.280 align:center who won't tell me their names. 00:24:28.360 --> 00:24:29.520 align:center One's giving me nothing, 00:24:29.600 --> 00:24:31.640 align:center and the other says he's Mr Surname Redacted. 00:24:31.720 --> 00:24:34.960 align:center Oh, also, I found oil residue in the water near Don's jetty. 00:24:35.040 --> 00:24:36.720 align:center It's where Chomp's boat was moored. 00:24:36.800 --> 00:24:39.240 align:center According to the fishermen, if there's oil in the water, 00:24:39.320 --> 00:24:40.880 align:center it means the boat's leaking fuel, 00:24:40.960 --> 00:24:42.720 align:center and if the boat's leaking fuel, that means... 00:24:42.800 --> 00:24:44.640 align:center -[both] The engine's fucked. -Yeah, it's fucked. 00:24:44.720 --> 00:24:45.720 align:center Right, OK. 00:24:45.800 --> 00:24:48.200 align:center So we're looking for a Land of Crocs employee 00:24:48.280 --> 00:24:50.760 align:center -who owns a boat with a faulty engine. -Yes, ma'am. -[phone ringing] 00:24:50.840 --> 00:24:52.800 align:center Maybe I can trace the journey of the tinny 00:24:52.880 --> 00:24:55.160 align:center via the fuel trail? 00:24:55.240 --> 00:24:57.040 align:center Oh, the fishermen are nodding, ma'am. 00:24:57.120 --> 00:24:59.080 align:center -[Abby] It's Leo, my mentos. -Bye, ma'am. 00:24:59.160 --> 00:25:01.920 align:center -Backpack, what you got for me? -[Leo] Yes, hello to you. 00:25:02.000 --> 00:25:03.560 align:center There's three Land of Crocs staff 00:25:03.640 --> 00:25:05.600 align:center who Flora and I can't account for on Sunday night. 00:25:05.680 --> 00:25:07.360 align:center One of them used to work for Don Darrell. 00:25:07.440 --> 00:25:09.600 align:center -Who? -His name is Steven Houlihan. 00:25:09.680 --> 00:25:11.600 align:center Goes by the name of Spud. 00:25:11.680 --> 00:25:13.800 align:center He's a local. Do you know him? 00:25:15.560 --> 00:25:17.040 align:center Hello? 00:25:27.680 --> 00:25:29.160 align:center Oi, what do youse want to do this afternoon? 00:25:29.240 --> 00:25:31.320 align:center [Cherry] I want to go for a swim. I'm hot! 00:25:31.400 --> 00:25:34.480 align:center Where? They put road over the pool to make it a road. 00:25:34.560 --> 00:25:37.080 align:center [Cherry] We can play Waffle House Meow. Mum downloaded it for me. 00:25:37.160 --> 00:25:40.400 align:center It's an iPad game where you own a waffle shop run by cats. 00:25:40.480 --> 00:25:42.880 align:center And there's a secret shopper who's a bunny rabbit. And-- 00:25:42.960 --> 00:25:46.240 align:center -Oi, let's cut through here. -Wait! It's illegal to go in the DRR! 00:25:46.320 --> 00:25:49.120 align:center There's aliens in there. They suck your brains out your nose. 00:25:49.200 --> 00:25:51.200 align:center Come on! It'll be way faster. 00:25:53.160 --> 00:25:54.720 align:center What if there's Min-Min? 00:25:54.800 --> 00:25:57.120 align:center -Come on, Cherry! -Hurry up, Cherry! 00:25:57.200 --> 00:25:59.800 align:center [barking] 00:26:01.760 --> 00:26:05.160 align:center Mav, we're going to cop an earful if Mum knows we've come here. 00:26:07.560 --> 00:26:09.080 align:center [barking] 00:26:09.160 --> 00:26:11.920 align:center -Oh, deadly. -What? What? 00:26:12.000 --> 00:26:13.640 align:center Cool! 00:26:20.080 --> 00:26:22.880 align:center -[Dulcie] So, Mr Houlihan, we are trying to ascert-- -[Eddie] Oi, chicken-dicken, 00:26:22.960 --> 00:26:24.720 align:center where were you on Sunday night? 00:26:24.800 --> 00:26:27.600 align:center Don't say you were filming Jason's TV show 'cause we know you weren't. 00:26:27.680 --> 00:26:30.000 align:center How do you know? You been spying on me again. 00:26:30.080 --> 00:26:31.760 align:center You're obsessed. Stalker. 00:26:31.840 --> 00:26:33.320 align:center Coming back for more. 00:26:33.400 --> 00:26:35.120 align:center -Oh, Mr Houlihan! -[Eddie] Cut it out! 00:26:35.200 --> 00:26:38.480 align:center I gave you one gob job in 1995, OK? Get over it. 00:26:38.560 --> 00:26:40.800 align:center It wasn't even good. I spewed on your dick afterwards. 00:26:40.880 --> 00:26:43.040 align:center OK, we know that you weren't filming on Sunday night 00:26:43.120 --> 00:26:45.640 align:center because there is a list of people who were filming on Sunday 00:26:45.720 --> 00:26:48.480 align:center and that list does not include your name. 00:26:48.560 --> 00:26:51.640 align:center Your real name. Or your potato nickname. 00:26:51.720 --> 00:26:53.240 align:center What do you do for Jason Wade? 00:26:54.480 --> 00:26:56.360 align:center -Mr Houlihan! -[Eddie] I know what he does. 00:26:56.440 --> 00:26:58.160 align:center He bumps off Don Darrells, 00:26:58.240 --> 00:27:01.640 align:center chops them up into little pieces like an octopus on a teppanyaki grill 00:27:01.720 --> 00:27:04.600 align:center so Jason Wade can take over Best Best's stretch of river 00:27:04.680 --> 00:27:06.400 align:center and expand their universe of cocks. 00:27:06.480 --> 00:27:08.240 align:center Nah, you're talking out your ring! 00:27:08.320 --> 00:27:09.960 align:center Come on, it's the only job he can get. 00:27:10.040 --> 00:27:12.080 align:center Look at that face. No-one's going to put it on a telly, are they? 00:27:12.160 --> 00:27:14.480 align:center -Looks like dropped carbonara. -Oh, fuck you! 00:27:14.560 --> 00:27:15.880 align:center -Fuck you. -Alright. OK. 00:27:15.960 --> 00:27:17.840 align:center -Suck my dick! -No, you suck my dick. 00:27:17.920 --> 00:27:18.800 align:center Enough! 00:27:18.880 --> 00:27:22.200 align:center Thank you for your precious time, Mr Houlihan. 00:27:22.280 --> 00:27:24.640 align:center -Eddie, we're done here. -What? No, we're not done. 00:27:24.720 --> 00:27:26.240 align:center -Bum. -Collins, we're not-- 00:27:26.320 --> 00:27:27.840 align:center Bum. Bum, bum! 00:27:27.920 --> 00:27:29.240 align:center Oi! 00:27:29.320 --> 00:27:30.480 align:center Collins, why are we done? 00:27:30.560 --> 00:27:31.880 align:center It's not Spud. 00:27:36.040 --> 00:27:39.280 align:center Like Leo said, our suspect in the Chomp costume 00:27:39.360 --> 00:27:42.400 align:center would have to be at least 5'9" to see out the mouth bit. 00:27:42.480 --> 00:27:45.480 align:center -How tall are you? -Six foot. 00:27:45.560 --> 00:27:48.120 align:center Our suspect would have to come up to at least here 00:27:48.200 --> 00:27:50.400 align:center and you and Spud were eye-to-eye 00:27:50.480 --> 00:27:51.880 align:center and only came up to here. 00:27:51.960 --> 00:27:53.480 align:center Tit height. 00:27:53.560 --> 00:27:55.680 align:center Spud's not our Chomp. 00:27:55.760 --> 00:27:56.880 align:center Fuck! 00:27:56.960 --> 00:27:58.160 align:center [loud clanging] 00:27:58.240 --> 00:28:00.520 align:center [Frank] Big magnet delivery! 00:28:00.600 --> 00:28:03.840 align:center You fucking beauty! 00:28:03.920 --> 00:28:07.240 align:center Oi! You could've put it out the fucking back! 00:28:07.320 --> 00:28:09.640 align:center I was told to drop it at the police station. 00:28:09.720 --> 00:28:11.640 align:center What's that say? Fucking police station. 00:28:11.720 --> 00:28:13.160 align:center Yeah, but look, it looks like shit. 00:28:13.240 --> 00:28:15.400 align:center Have a look through it, might get a Christmas present. 00:28:15.480 --> 00:28:17.640 align:center You better not have taken anything out of there. 00:28:17.720 --> 00:28:19.000 align:center What's that supposed to mean? 00:28:19.080 --> 00:28:21.160 align:center You know what I mean. 00:28:21.240 --> 00:28:22.800 align:center -Hi, ma'ams! -[Dulcie] Abby! 00:28:22.880 --> 00:28:24.840 align:center -I'm still alive. -[Eddie] Scaddle off, rat. 00:28:24.920 --> 00:28:26.560 align:center -[Frank] Righto. -We paid you for that shit. 00:28:26.640 --> 00:28:28.440 align:center See you met Eddie's dad. 00:28:28.520 --> 00:28:29.880 align:center -What? -Yeah. 00:28:29.960 --> 00:28:32.320 align:center So, that's a pair. 00:28:32.400 --> 00:28:35.000 align:center -Oh, that makes so much sense, ma'am. -Yeah. 00:28:36.520 --> 00:28:39.720 align:center Uh, Pat, can you get Luke to go through this? 00:28:39.800 --> 00:28:41.960 align:center Look, I'm not exactly sure where Luke is, 00:28:42.040 --> 00:28:44.400 align:center but to be honest, I'm not upset about it. 00:28:44.480 --> 00:28:46.680 align:center Don't stress! No, I can help. 00:28:46.760 --> 00:28:48.240 align:center What am I looking for in here? 00:28:48.320 --> 00:28:49.920 align:center -A weapon. -Motor-blade type weapon. 00:28:50.000 --> 00:28:51.680 align:center No probs. 00:28:51.760 --> 00:28:54.520 align:center Ow! Oh it's-- I've got a slipped disc. 00:28:54.600 --> 00:28:56.160 align:center -I can help you, ma'am. I can-- -[horn beeping] 00:28:56.240 --> 00:28:58.280 align:center -Oh. -Hey, Ally! 00:28:58.360 --> 00:28:59.640 align:center Are you done at the donga? 00:28:59.720 --> 00:29:01.680 align:center Yes, Lauren. I was done at the donga hours ago. 00:29:01.760 --> 00:29:04.920 align:center OK, well we've got the pelvis and we're going back to the city. 00:29:05.000 --> 00:29:07.480 align:center -Do you need a lift? -Of course I need a lift, Lauren! 00:29:07.560 --> 00:29:09.400 align:center I don't have a fucking car. 00:29:11.600 --> 00:29:15.160 align:center OK, I'll look at the body parts when I get access to the lab, 00:29:15.240 --> 00:29:17.000 align:center and then I'll see if Toby's shat out the toe 00:29:17.080 --> 00:29:19.120 align:center and then I'll go into debt renting my own car 00:29:19.200 --> 00:29:20.720 align:center so I can come back here tomorrow. 00:29:20.800 --> 00:29:22.640 align:center -OK? -OK, great... Abby, 00:29:22.720 --> 00:29:24.800 align:center but they are driving off without you again. 00:29:24.880 --> 00:29:26.600 align:center Oh, fuck me dead! 00:29:26.680 --> 00:29:30.360 align:center Wait! Oh! Wait! 00:29:30.440 --> 00:29:31.680 align:center Wait! Wait! 00:29:31.760 --> 00:29:32.840 align:center -Hi. -[both] Oh! 00:29:32.920 --> 00:29:35.280 align:center -Fucking funnel web in my... -Good lord, Leo. 00:29:35.360 --> 00:29:37.320 align:center -...arsehole, tunnelling its way to my brain. -Sorry. I-- 00:29:37.400 --> 00:29:39.120 align:center I did loud stomping. 00:29:39.200 --> 00:29:42.160 align:center Turns out you were wrong before, about that land grab motive. 00:29:42.240 --> 00:29:43.840 align:center Ow, that slipped disc! 00:29:43.920 --> 00:29:45.320 align:center -Pinches in the bum! -[ding] 00:29:45.400 --> 00:29:46.600 align:center -Want me to help, Pat? -I'm fine. 00:29:46.680 --> 00:29:48.400 align:center [Leo] Is it sorting? 'Cause I like sorting. 00:29:48.480 --> 00:29:50.080 align:center -[Pat] Sure. -Text from Miki. 00:29:50.160 --> 00:29:52.880 align:center Oh, did you? Oh. How'd she get your number? 00:29:52.960 --> 00:29:55.520 align:center Did you... you gave it to her? Did you give her your number? 00:29:55.600 --> 00:29:56.840 align:center What? No, shut your hole. 00:29:56.920 --> 00:30:01.440 align:center No. She just texted to say that Isaac found the dick-bum in Stonker's territory. 00:30:03.280 --> 00:30:05.960 align:center Mate, that's 30 Ks upstream. 00:30:09.200 --> 00:30:12.760 align:center -Where the fuck is it?! -I know as much as you, Eddie. 00:30:12.840 --> 00:30:14.120 align:center [Leo] Remember how Eddie said that 00:30:14.200 --> 00:30:16.680 align:center a possible motive for Jason Wade was wanting Don's land? 00:30:16.760 --> 00:30:18.600 align:center Collins, did you take my very special map? 00:30:18.680 --> 00:30:21.840 align:center No, no, I didn't take your special soggy foot map. 00:30:21.920 --> 00:30:24.240 align:center So, Leo, Spud was a dead end, 00:30:24.320 --> 00:30:27.280 align:center but you said that there were three staff left on the list. 00:30:27.360 --> 00:30:29.680 align:center -Yes, but this is better. -Nup! I'm going to check the other bin. 00:30:29.760 --> 00:30:32.680 align:center I started looking into land titles, which led me to Crown land, 00:30:32.760 --> 00:30:35.600 align:center which is a wild concept that I will podcast about, if this goes to shit. 00:30:35.680 --> 00:30:37.960 align:center Hey, can I just get the highlights reel on that one, Leo? 00:30:38.040 --> 00:30:40.800 align:center Don and Jason's properties don't neighbour each other. 00:30:40.880 --> 00:30:44.000 align:center -There is another piece of land betwixt them. -Mm-hm? Yep. 00:30:44.080 --> 00:30:46.360 align:center It's called the DRR, Dirk's River Reserve. 00:30:46.440 --> 00:30:49.160 align:center It used to be military land, but reverted to Crown land in 2003. 00:30:49.240 --> 00:30:51.800 align:center OK, so-- Oh, my God. Is this-- 00:30:51.880 --> 00:30:53.680 align:center This is bigger! This one's bigger, Eddie. 00:30:53.760 --> 00:30:56.560 align:center [Eddie] Pat, have you seen my map? It's got a really fun maze on it. 00:30:56.640 --> 00:31:00.360 align:center Five years ago, a native title claim was submitted for the DRR. 00:31:00.440 --> 00:31:03.400 align:center Soon after, Don lodged a challenge because he wanted that land. 00:31:03.480 --> 00:31:04.640 align:center -Right. -Yeah. 00:31:04.720 --> 00:31:07.720 align:center Which means that Don is in a land dispute, just not with Jason Wade. 00:31:07.800 --> 00:31:09.440 align:center -Uh-huh. -So, Eddie, you were kind of right. 00:31:09.520 --> 00:31:10.920 align:center Stop talking. 00:31:11.000 --> 00:31:13.400 align:center I'm putting a pin in you. Right. Come and have a look at this. 00:31:13.480 --> 00:31:16.000 align:center I've been thinking about where the body parts were found. 00:31:16.080 --> 00:31:17.920 align:center -Have a squizz at this. -OK. 00:31:18.000 --> 00:31:20.640 align:center Here is where the arm was found. That's Goliath's territory. 00:31:20.720 --> 00:31:23.560 align:center -OK. -The head was here in Titan's patch. 00:31:23.640 --> 00:31:26.400 align:center The foot was more downstream where Monster is. 00:31:26.480 --> 00:31:27.680 align:center But the dick-bum, 00:31:27.760 --> 00:31:30.480 align:center the dick-bum, that was found all the way up here 00:31:30.560 --> 00:31:32.360 align:center in Stonker's Territory. 00:31:32.440 --> 00:31:34.160 align:center Our killer's chopped up old mate, 00:31:34.240 --> 00:31:35.760 align:center then they've taken their busted boat, 00:31:35.840 --> 00:31:37.720 align:center and it's going from croc hole to croc hole, 00:31:37.800 --> 00:31:40.280 align:center feeding Don to the bulls. 00:31:40.360 --> 00:31:44.840 align:center Whoever killed Don, they know this river and they know these crocs. 00:31:48.520 --> 00:31:52.720 align:center Leo, uh, who is Don in the land dispute with? 00:31:52.800 --> 00:31:54.720 align:center The Dungalaba Corporation. 00:31:57.840 --> 00:32:00.920 align:center [Cath] Yeah, so, Rabbit, I wasn't really happy only doing the tourist thing. 00:32:01.000 --> 00:32:03.400 align:center And then Lynn offered me this job and I was like, "Yes!" 00:32:03.480 --> 00:32:05.240 align:center because it's important to be part of the community 00:32:05.320 --> 00:32:06.960 align:center and to contribute to it, isn't it, Rabbit? 00:32:07.040 --> 00:32:10.480 align:center -[man clears throat] -Hello, I'm Cath. What can I get you? 00:32:12.160 --> 00:32:14.480 align:center -Yeah. Yeah, OK, yeah. -[door opens] 00:32:14.560 --> 00:32:16.800 align:center Oh, here they are. Table for 36? 00:32:16.880 --> 00:32:20.160 align:center No, 35. We lost one to the fucking cops. 00:32:28.080 --> 00:32:31.120 align:center Al, do you have any alternative coverings? 00:32:31.200 --> 00:32:34.680 align:center A shirt? A poncho of some sort? 00:32:34.760 --> 00:32:36.760 align:center I only have the Chomp costume, and it's too hot. 00:32:36.840 --> 00:32:37.920 align:center It'll give me swamp nuts. 00:32:38.000 --> 00:32:41.360 align:center -Right. Right, well, that's best avoided. -Yeah. 00:32:41.440 --> 00:32:45.520 align:center Hey, how long will this take? I'm on a date with Roisin right now. 00:32:45.600 --> 00:32:49.120 align:center We'll see. Al, when was the last time you saw Don Darrell? 00:32:49.200 --> 00:32:51.320 align:center Mmm, I don't know. A couple of weeks ago, maybe? 00:32:51.400 --> 00:32:52.960 align:center [Pat] Sorry, guys. Sorry. Sorry to interrupt. 00:32:53.040 --> 00:32:56.640 align:center I've just got to get in here and heat my heat pack up for my back. 00:32:57.640 --> 00:33:01.320 align:center Leo's helping with the weapon search now, so-- 00:33:01.400 --> 00:33:03.720 align:center I'm just getting zings down the leg. 00:33:03.800 --> 00:33:05.880 align:center -Would you say... -[microwave whirs] 00:33:07.640 --> 00:33:11.840 align:center Would you say that you and Don Darrell are friendly? 00:33:11.920 --> 00:33:14.720 align:center Nah, Don was always yelling at someone or something. 00:33:14.800 --> 00:33:17.080 align:center Doesn't surprise me someone killed him. 00:33:17.160 --> 00:33:18.880 align:center He was a p-- 00:33:18.960 --> 00:33:21.880 align:center Wait. Why are you asking me? 00:33:21.960 --> 00:33:23.200 align:center [microwave beeps] 00:33:23.280 --> 00:33:26.960 align:center Oh, smells like Luke's microwave tuna. 00:33:27.040 --> 00:33:29.440 align:center I tell you that, he's not socialized right. 00:33:29.520 --> 00:33:33.400 align:center What adult sucks yogurt from a pouch? 00:33:33.480 --> 00:33:36.160 align:center I mean, you know? Very weird. 00:33:36.240 --> 00:33:38.120 align:center Anyway, I'll get out of your hair. 00:33:38.200 --> 00:33:40.880 align:center You're looking good, Al. Eh? 00:33:40.960 --> 00:33:44.080 align:center Al, we know your family was involved in a land dispute with Don Darrell, 00:33:44.160 --> 00:33:45.560 align:center for ages, yeah? 00:33:45.640 --> 00:33:48.280 align:center Says here it's been in court for five years. 00:33:48.360 --> 00:33:50.120 align:center Five years. That is a long time. 00:33:50.200 --> 00:33:52.680 align:center We've been waiting longer than that to get our land back. 00:33:52.760 --> 00:33:55.040 align:center -Mm. -Fair enough, yeah. 00:33:55.120 --> 00:33:59.200 align:center So, Al, where were you last Sunday night at 11.30pm? 00:33:59.280 --> 00:34:01.280 align:center -I was at... home. -Really? 00:34:01.360 --> 00:34:03.680 align:center 'Cause this photo here was taken from a drone 00:34:03.760 --> 00:34:06.440 align:center that was filming out at Don's donga at that time. 00:34:06.520 --> 00:34:10.480 align:center This is Don, and we think that the person in the Chomp costume is you. 00:34:10.560 --> 00:34:12.000 align:center That could be anyone. 00:34:12.080 --> 00:34:15.080 align:center Well, no, the person here has a boat that's leaking fuel. 00:34:15.160 --> 00:34:16.640 align:center And we know that your boat is busted 00:34:16.720 --> 00:34:20.520 align:center because your niece, Cherry, said she put dog biscuits in the fuel tank. 00:34:20.600 --> 00:34:23.520 align:center You're also one of only two Land of Croc staff 00:34:23.600 --> 00:34:25.360 align:center that are tall enough for the Chomp costume. 00:34:25.440 --> 00:34:28.200 align:center That's right, there was you and a... 00:34:28.280 --> 00:34:29.400 align:center "Roy-sin." 00:34:29.480 --> 00:34:31.240 align:center -Roisin. -Right. "Sheen", "sheen". 00:34:31.320 --> 00:34:32.640 align:center It's the last... last name. 00:34:32.720 --> 00:34:35.440 align:center So, was it you or Mr Sheen? 00:34:35.520 --> 00:34:37.960 align:center -Look, it's not what it looks like. -[Eddie] Really? 00:34:38.040 --> 00:34:40.480 align:center 'Cause what it looks like is you dragging a very dead Don Darrell 00:34:40.560 --> 00:34:42.120 align:center up the jetty towards the donga. 00:34:42.200 --> 00:34:44.200 align:center No, no, no, no, no, no. He wasn't dead. 00:34:44.280 --> 00:34:45.720 align:center OK, I was out on the river, 00:34:45.800 --> 00:34:48.200 align:center and then I saw him struggling to get out of his boat 00:34:48.280 --> 00:34:50.760 align:center because he was shit-faced, OK? Full horrors. 00:34:50.840 --> 00:34:52.120 align:center So I helped him inside. 00:34:52.200 --> 00:34:53.800 align:center So you didn't kill him? Cut him up? 00:34:53.880 --> 00:34:56.360 align:center Feed him to the bull crocs like some kind of demon river Santa? 00:34:56.440 --> 00:34:58.480 align:center [Al] No! He was alive when I left him. 00:34:58.560 --> 00:34:59.720 align:center Why were you on the river then? 00:34:59.800 --> 00:35:03.000 align:center I was out there for special king tide cultural business. 00:35:03.080 --> 00:35:05.080 align:center Oh, OK. Yeah. In your Chomp costume. 00:35:05.160 --> 00:35:07.880 align:center Yeah, I was stuck in it and there was no-one left at work to help me. 00:35:07.960 --> 00:35:10.240 align:center Well, yesterday at the CrocaSphere, 00:35:10.320 --> 00:35:14.440 align:center Jason Wade said, "No-one knows this river and its crocs like Al." 00:35:14.520 --> 00:35:16.840 align:center Exactly. If I was a murderer, which I'm not, 00:35:16.920 --> 00:35:19.880 align:center I'd never dump a body in a river where 4,000 fish have been released 00:35:19.960 --> 00:35:21.320 align:center for the Bashnanza! 00:35:21.400 --> 00:35:24.520 align:center Crocs won't eat some old dead fella when there's fresh barra to eat. 00:35:24.600 --> 00:35:26.920 align:center They're as smart as a chicken, but they have standards. 00:35:27.000 --> 00:35:29.160 align:center I'm right, aren't I? 00:35:29.240 --> 00:35:32.000 align:center None of Don's body parts were even eaten, eh? 00:35:32.080 --> 00:35:34.080 align:center And, yeah, my boat's busted-up and it's leaking, 00:35:34.160 --> 00:35:36.480 align:center but any fuel trail will lead from Don's jetty 00:35:36.560 --> 00:35:38.960 align:center back to where I tie up near the creepy tree with a face. 00:35:39.040 --> 00:35:41.200 align:center 'Cause after I got that racist prick into the donga, 00:35:41.280 --> 00:35:44.000 align:center -I went home and I watched TV. -[phone ringing] 00:35:44.080 --> 00:35:47.400 align:center I am sorry, I have to take this. 00:35:47.480 --> 00:35:49.480 align:center What did you watch on the telly, then? 00:35:49.560 --> 00:35:52.080 align:center Cool Runnings. About the Jamaican bobsled team. 00:35:52.160 --> 00:35:53.440 align:center Can anyone verify that? 00:35:53.520 --> 00:35:55.320 align:center -The plot? -Yes. 00:35:55.400 --> 00:35:56.720 align:center Superintendent. 00:35:56.800 --> 00:35:59.240 align:center Don't look away, Deb. You don't want to miss it. 00:36:00.320 --> 00:36:02.600 align:center Sorry, Detective, I'm just down here at Mindil Beach 00:36:02.680 --> 00:36:04.240 align:center watching the sunset with the in-laws. 00:36:04.320 --> 00:36:06.440 align:center -Have you been? -No, no, I haven't. 00:36:06.520 --> 00:36:07.720 align:center Oh, you've got to go. 00:36:07.800 --> 00:36:09.800 align:center Look, I'm not religious, but this is my church. 00:36:09.880 --> 00:36:12.600 align:center I mean, it's spectacular. It's-- [chuckles] 00:36:12.680 --> 00:36:15.800 align:center Anyway, Jason Wade's been in touch. 00:36:15.880 --> 00:36:17.920 align:center He's ropeable about his staff being questioned 00:36:18.000 --> 00:36:19.320 align:center while they were on the job today. 00:36:19.400 --> 00:36:22.960 align:center Ah, yeah, I did not think that he recognised me. 00:36:23.040 --> 00:36:24.440 align:center Well, his Boys must have reported back. 00:36:24.520 --> 00:36:26.320 align:center He's called all the higher-ups too. 00:36:26.400 --> 00:36:28.520 align:center So do you have something on Jason? 00:36:28.600 --> 00:36:31.040 align:center Because if you do, I'll absolutely back you. 00:36:31.120 --> 00:36:33.600 align:center No. No, we don't. 00:36:33.680 --> 00:36:37.000 align:center We were following a line of inquiry that involved him, 00:36:37.080 --> 00:36:42.280 align:center but recent developments suggest that neither Jason nor his staff 00:36:42.360 --> 00:36:44.160 align:center had anything to do with Don's homicide. 00:36:44.240 --> 00:36:45.160 align:center Oh, OK. 00:36:45.240 --> 00:36:47.480 align:center I'll report back to HQ and put out some fires 00:36:47.560 --> 00:36:49.320 align:center because currently Wade's clamped onto you 00:36:49.400 --> 00:36:51.520 align:center and he doesn't want to let go until you've got no career left. 00:36:51.600 --> 00:36:54.320 align:center Oh! Well, that's super-duper news. 00:36:54.400 --> 00:36:56.760 align:center Yeah, look, Detective, I know we've only just met 00:36:56.840 --> 00:36:58.680 align:center and I'm not across what happened in Tassie, 00:36:58.760 --> 00:37:01.360 align:center but I do need to be kept in the loop with all of this. 00:37:01.440 --> 00:37:04.440 align:center Communication is kindness, as my daughter Alice says, 00:37:04.520 --> 00:37:06.400 align:center right before she sledges my footwear. 00:37:06.480 --> 00:37:08.240 align:center Yes, of course, Superintendent. 00:37:08.320 --> 00:37:13.640 align:center And, look, Deadloch wasn't the best reflection of my professional standards. 00:37:13.720 --> 00:37:14.920 align:center Mistakes were made. 00:37:15.000 --> 00:37:16.680 align:center Yeah, well, I know you're diligent. 00:37:16.760 --> 00:37:19.240 align:center I've seen your handwriting. I thought it was type. 00:37:19.320 --> 00:37:24.200 align:center But, from all reports, Detective Redcliffe doesn't share your respect for protocol. 00:37:24.280 --> 00:37:26.600 align:center Look, Bernie, we're nearly there. Keep an eye on it. 00:37:26.680 --> 00:37:28.600 align:center Like, obviously, there's a chain of command. 00:37:28.680 --> 00:37:33.160 align:center Now, Redcliffe directing Sergeant Ferguson to conduct a premises search today, 00:37:33.240 --> 00:37:34.440 align:center that wasn't great. 00:37:34.520 --> 00:37:36.520 align:center I mean, the fact that he found something's irrelevant. 00:37:36.600 --> 00:37:39.640 align:center -Here we go! -Sorry, Eddie did what? 00:37:43.400 --> 00:37:46.680 align:center Do you know how unprofessional and foolish you made me look 00:37:46.760 --> 00:37:48.280 align:center in front of the Superintendent? 00:37:48.360 --> 00:37:51.040 align:center -You should have told me, Eddie. -Look, I'm telling you now, OK? 00:37:51.120 --> 00:37:52.240 align:center I got Luke to do a property search. 00:37:52.320 --> 00:37:53.840 align:center -There you go. -For what purpose? 00:37:53.920 --> 00:37:55.880 align:center Fuckin' Frank's been up to his old tricks again, hasn't he? 00:37:55.960 --> 00:37:57.480 align:center I wouldn't know, Eddie! 00:37:57.560 --> 00:38:01.000 align:center Same shit he was up to six months ago when me and Bushie put him away. 00:38:01.080 --> 00:38:03.720 align:center I'm sorry, what? You put your dad away? 00:38:03.800 --> 00:38:05.640 align:center What, was he involved in a homicide? 00:38:05.720 --> 00:38:08.400 align:center No-- Yes! Yes, it was a fucking homicide to me, OK? 00:38:08.480 --> 00:38:11.200 align:center And when I saw my roommates in that cool room last night, I knew, 00:38:11.280 --> 00:38:12.680 align:center I knew he was doing it again. 00:38:12.760 --> 00:38:14.080 align:center Doing what, Eddie? 00:38:14.160 --> 00:38:16.400 align:center Poaching wild crocs, Collins, OK? 00:38:16.480 --> 00:38:17.960 align:center Selling their bits on the black market 00:38:18.040 --> 00:38:20.680 align:center to make fucking erection powders and little morbid wind chimes and shit. 00:38:20.760 --> 00:38:22.160 align:center But don't take my word for it. Come look. 00:38:22.240 --> 00:38:26.280 align:center No! Frank poaching crocs might be illegal, but it is not relevant to Don Darrell. 00:38:26.360 --> 00:38:28.120 align:center So I've been working our actual case, Eddie, 00:38:28.200 --> 00:38:30.600 align:center but you, you've been having covert conversations, 00:38:30.680 --> 00:38:33.320 align:center you've been unlawfully discharging weapons, 00:38:33.400 --> 00:38:35.360 align:center requesting searches behind my back! 00:38:35.440 --> 00:38:37.800 align:center You know, I knew when I saw him out here the other day, I fucking knew! 00:38:37.880 --> 00:38:39.840 align:center I should've twigged then. I should've fucking twigged. 00:38:39.920 --> 00:38:43.520 align:center When those pub witches let me out and I saw his scooter, I should've booked him. 00:38:43.600 --> 00:38:48.840 align:center Behold, Frank's craven fuckin' black-market crocodile empire. 00:38:48.920 --> 00:38:51.400 align:center Yeah, it's a shock, isn't it? 00:38:51.480 --> 00:38:52.800 align:center Fo-- 00:38:52.880 --> 00:38:54.240 align:center Wait. 00:38:55.600 --> 00:38:57.160 align:center Nah, there was fucking crocs in here! 00:38:57.240 --> 00:38:59.000 align:center He's poaching again! They were here! 00:38:59.080 --> 00:39:01.240 align:center -Look! Look at all this! -Look at all out treasure! 00:39:01.320 --> 00:39:03.160 align:center -Whoa! Let's go! -Oh! 00:39:03.240 --> 00:39:04.800 align:center Guys, I found a microphone. 00:39:04.880 --> 00:39:06.040 align:center -Oi, can I have this? -[Leo] Yes. 00:39:06.120 --> 00:39:08.520 align:center -What's this, can I have this too? -[Leo] Yeah. Yeah, go ahead. 00:39:08.600 --> 00:39:09.680 align:center We're rich! 00:39:09.760 --> 00:39:11.280 align:center -Come on, let's go, guys. -Come on, you mob! 00:39:11.360 --> 00:39:14.400 align:center -Hey, this microphone still works. -Give that to me. 00:39:14.480 --> 00:39:15.840 align:center I've got to make a new song for... 00:39:15.920 --> 00:39:18.160 align:center [kids continue to chatter indistinctly] 00:39:23.240 --> 00:39:26.440 align:center I swear! I swear, there were four crocs in here, stacked up. 00:39:26.520 --> 00:39:27.680 align:center One of them had no head. 00:39:27.760 --> 00:39:30.840 align:center -It was a fridge full of wild salties. -Oh, wow. None? No head, huh? 00:39:30.920 --> 00:39:32.920 align:center -He's moved them. -Oh, when, Eddie? 00:39:33.000 --> 00:39:37.000 align:center -Oh, that fucking cunt has moved them. -He's been on our river search all day, Eddie. 00:39:37.080 --> 00:39:39.360 align:center -He's used that magnet! -We do not have time for this. 00:39:39.440 --> 00:39:42.040 align:center He's probably put him in his shed. 00:39:42.120 --> 00:39:45.680 align:center Hey, you two! I got a new job! And my tits out. 00:39:45.760 --> 00:39:47.040 align:center I'm Lynn's bar wench. 00:39:47.120 --> 00:39:48.280 align:center Cath, have you seen my old man? 00:39:48.360 --> 00:39:50.400 align:center Bar stool second from the end, puts 20 bucks down for a round. 00:39:50.480 --> 00:39:53.680 align:center Oh, my God, that's your dad? No, no, he just took a call and left. 00:39:53.760 --> 00:39:56.000 align:center Fuck! Someone's tipped him off about Moonboot. 00:39:56.080 --> 00:39:57.560 align:center -OK, we have to get to his place... -No! 00:39:57.640 --> 00:39:59.920 align:center -...before he starts-- -No! We have our own case! 00:40:00.000 --> 00:40:02.320 align:center And clearly someone else went out to the donga after Al left, 00:40:02.400 --> 00:40:04.600 align:center so I need you here, not fixating on your dad. 00:40:04.680 --> 00:40:07.720 align:center No, I am not letting him touch one more of those magical creatures, OK? 00:40:07.800 --> 00:40:09.520 align:center It's like defiling a merman! 00:40:09.600 --> 00:40:12.600 align:center -I found something in the river junk. -Oh! Jesus... 00:40:12.680 --> 00:40:14.000 align:center I left it on your desk. 00:40:14.080 --> 00:40:15.800 align:center Please tell me it's our motor-blade weapon. 00:40:15.880 --> 00:40:17.920 align:center -No, it's not. -See, Collins, it's nothing. -Oh, of course. 00:40:18.000 --> 00:40:19.240 align:center We're at imp's arse. 00:40:19.320 --> 00:40:22.080 align:center -Imp's arse? -Come on, you're driving to Frank's. Collins, check the river junk. 00:40:22.160 --> 00:40:24.160 align:center It's "impasse", Eddie, it's "impasse". 00:40:24.240 --> 00:40:26.280 align:center And leave your dad alone! 00:40:26.360 --> 00:40:28.960 align:center [♪ Dave Dobbyn's "Slice Of Heaven Plays"] 00:40:29.040 --> 00:40:30.280 align:center [Leo] Bang it, Leo! come on. 00:40:30.360 --> 00:40:32.600 align:center If you see a buffalo, just smash through it. They don't belong here. 00:40:32.680 --> 00:40:33.880 align:center I'm not smashing through a buffalo. 00:40:33.960 --> 00:40:36.280 align:center [Eddie] Mentos, I'm your mentor. I'm mentoring you to go faster. 00:40:36.360 --> 00:40:38.800 align:center -Well, I'm driving the speed limit. -[Eddie] Fuck the speed limit! 00:40:38.880 --> 00:40:40.000 align:center This is a croc emergency! 00:40:40.080 --> 00:40:42.960 align:center -[Leo] I'm not fucking the speed limit. -Go up his driveway. 00:40:44.720 --> 00:40:47.520 align:center Alright, bang it up here, Leo. Hey, there he is! 00:40:47.600 --> 00:40:49.400 align:center Handbrake! Tokyo Drift it! 00:40:49.480 --> 00:40:50.800 align:center [Leo] I don't know what drifting is. 00:40:50.880 --> 00:40:53.280 align:center [Eddie] Oh, nah, I'll run. Stop the car. I'm gonna run. 00:40:53.360 --> 00:40:55.120 align:center You're slower than a turtle doing a shit. 00:40:55.200 --> 00:40:57.720 align:center [Luke] Mr McAllister, dismount. Dismount the scooter! 00:40:57.800 --> 00:41:00.520 align:center -[Eddie] Frank! Frank, don't talk to him. -[Frank] You've got no right to be here! 00:41:00.600 --> 00:41:02.320 align:center This is private property. Where's your warrant? 00:41:02.400 --> 00:41:04.640 align:center Oh, there. There's your fucking warrant. 00:41:04.720 --> 00:41:06.320 align:center What do you got for me, Moonboot? 00:41:06.400 --> 00:41:08.960 align:center Um, it's just over here. 00:41:09.040 --> 00:41:12.360 align:center Why can't you just do something normal for a living like everybody else's dad? 00:41:12.440 --> 00:41:15.800 align:center Be a baker, or a butcher, or a fucking regional manager. 00:41:15.880 --> 00:41:17.160 align:center What are you on about, girl? 00:41:17.240 --> 00:41:19.520 align:center I saw the crocs in the cool room! 00:41:19.600 --> 00:41:21.480 align:center You're up to your poaching shit again. 00:41:21.560 --> 00:41:23.280 align:center I didn't poach any crocs! 00:41:23.360 --> 00:41:26.000 align:center -It was a stitch-up! -Oh, bullshit! 00:41:26.080 --> 00:41:28.480 align:center Alright, what do you got for me, Moonboot? 00:41:28.560 --> 00:41:30.080 align:center What's he hiding out here, huh? 00:41:30.160 --> 00:41:31.520 align:center What did you find? 00:41:35.600 --> 00:41:37.680 align:center What the fuck is that? 00:41:39.520 --> 00:41:43.320 align:center [tense music plays] 00:42:04.120 --> 00:42:06.000 align:center Shit half-arsed job. 00:42:06.080 --> 00:42:10.320 align:center [grunts] Can't even... dig a proper... fucking hole. 00:42:10.400 --> 00:42:11.840 align:center What do you got buried in here, hey? 00:42:11.920 --> 00:42:14.320 align:center Croc heads? Croc tails? 00:42:14.400 --> 00:42:16.400 align:center Croc dicks, croc nuts, hey? 00:42:16.480 --> 00:42:18.080 align:center What are you trying to hide? 00:42:18.160 --> 00:42:19.840 align:center Here we fucking go. I've struck croc bone here. 00:42:19.920 --> 00:42:21.120 align:center What's this? Hang on. 00:42:21.200 --> 00:42:22.480 align:center What is that? 00:42:24.200 --> 00:42:27.440 align:center This is Detective Dulcie Collins at Barra Creek Police Station. 00:42:27.520 --> 00:42:30.600 align:center We've found a police-issue handgun with two rounds missing. 00:42:30.680 --> 00:42:33.080 align:center We're just hoping to identify the owner. 00:42:33.160 --> 00:42:36.880 align:center Uh, serial number V86463, November. 00:42:40.800 --> 00:42:42.520 align:center Mm-hm. 00:42:51.280 --> 00:42:53.400 align:center What is this, Frank? 00:42:53.480 --> 00:42:55.920 align:center Did you chop and chuck Don Darrell? 00:42:56.000 --> 00:42:57.200 align:center Did ya? 00:43:07.560 --> 00:43:08.960 align:center Thanks. 00:43:19.400 --> 00:43:22.520 align:center [theme music plays] 00:44:44.840 --> 00:44:46.800 align:center [music ends] plays]