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[Dulcie] So, the last time you saw Don
was Sunday night.

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What time did you all leave the pub?

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I know you know what fucking went on
on Sunday night.

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I didn't see anything
pertaining to Don Darrell, Edwina.

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If you don't tell us
why you were out at the donga,

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then we're just going to have to guess.

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I was out there
'cause I was looking for the money.

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Why did you give Don Darrell $300,000?

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It's to buy King, the biggest croc
in the Territory.

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It's that hovercunt drone!

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-Eddie! Eddie, leave it!
-Hey! Wait up!

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No, it knows stuff.

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[Miki] Hey--

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Oi!

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I shot down the hovercunt!

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I know where that is.

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That's near Don's donga.

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That's his bloody jetty.

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G'day, g'day.

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Jason, I also will need your whereabouts
for last Sunday night.

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Really great to meet you, Dulcie.

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Hey, really special. OK. Take care.

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[phone rings]

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There was someone else
out at Don's donga,

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dragging Don's body up the jetty.

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[Dulcie]
Can you tell who it is?

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[Eddie]
Chomp, from Land of Crocs.

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He's our killer.

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Collins? Collins, you still there?

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What the fuck?

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Whoa!

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[breathes heavily]

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Back! Back!
Get up out of there, you big scrote!

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I wandered in here by accident once too.

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Big Fella nearly took me arm.

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The employee exit's on the right.

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Don't worry, you'll get the hang of it.

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I'm Roisin.

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Is this your first shift?

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Come on, the exit's this way.

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Just watch that meat bucket.

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[clanging]

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[Dulcie mutters] 38 degrees at 1am.

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5m reptiles. Sadistic, invisible bugs.

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There is just no need.

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-[chimes tinkle]
-Oh! Agh!

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[exhales, sighs]

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[grunts softly]

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[whispers] Bumming door.

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[sighs] Bum. Bum!

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[Cath] Sorry, sexy.

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I forgot to tell you I busted the door.

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A cute kid called Mav's gonna fix it.

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How was your day, love?

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Good.

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[theme song plays]

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[Beef on radio]
Well, Skid,
it's a steamy one

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up here in the Top End today.

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And in backpacker news,
Task Force Hammare--

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-[Skid]
Hammare?
-[Beef]
It's Swedish for "hammer".

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They have ping-ponged from Bing Bong,

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still on the search
for the Swedish backpackers

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who were last sighted in a white
four-wheel drive at Crossley's Crossing.

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[Skid]
And you'll be cross, folks,
if you miss out on catching a big one

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at Jason Wade's Big Barra Bashnanza

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that kicks off in Dirks River today.

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-[Mary] Are you sure
we should do it here, Lynn?
-[banging]

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[Lynn] Yeah, this is
the bush turkey's turf.

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Everyone steers clear.

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We'll set up inside. [grunts]

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[banging continues]

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What is that bloody banging?

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[banging continues]

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Eddie, let's get a hop along.

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Come on. Uh--

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Eddie!

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-[banging]
-[Mary] I reckon
it's coming from over here.

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[banging continues]

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It
is
coming from the cool room.

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What is it? Is it a brushie stuck in--

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-[both shout]
-[Mary] Bloody hell!

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-Open up! Come on!
-[Lynn] What are you doing in there?

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[Eddie] I'm freezing my flaps off in here.

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[Mary] Oh, my God, were you
in the cool room all night?

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-[Lynn] It's three degrees in there.
-What you two are doing is sick.

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Crocodiles are a protected species.

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They've been around
since the dinosaurs, OK?

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They hung out with Triceratops, and
you fucks are selling them as bar snacks.

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-I'm very disappointed.
-Oh!
Dungalaba's
my ancestors.

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I'd sooner cook Roger,
and he knows that, eh?

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Yeah! Someone must have
snuck 'em in there when bingo was on.

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Oh, yeah, "someone"?
Was it someone you?

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-Or you? Was it you?
-Oh, you proper mad!

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We don't know who put them in there.
The security cameras are shot out.

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That little piss fuck.

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Right, you two, leave those crocs where
they are, on top of the alcopops, OK?

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There's dodgy shit going on in there.

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Oh, this tummy's rock hard.
He's all blocked up, Abs.

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His poos are lined up like Matchbox cars.

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-[Dulcie] Hi, love.
-Hi, sexy.

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-You seen Eddie?
-No.

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-Abby, how'd you go with the toe?
-Not good, ma'am.

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His anus is clamped shut, Abs.

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It's weird, it's like
he's holding it in on purpose.

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Come with me,
I've got some apple cider vinegar.

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-It'll make that dead toe
rocket right out of him.
-OK.

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-Now, how's your sex life?
-Um...

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-Collins!
-Hey, where have you been?

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I got locked in the cool room all night.

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-What?
-My pubes have got hypothermia.

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They fused together like instant noodles.
Hear that?

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-No, don't make the sound.
-Can crack that.

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Didn't you notice I was gone?

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-I saw you sleeping in your nook, Eddie.
-That was a pile of shorts!

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Right, well the smell
was exactly the same.

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-What's that? Is that the body part?
-Yep. Don's foot.

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Not much good to us.

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Me and that ranger
with the Rainbow Paddle Pop eyes, Miki,

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found it near Dickie's Knob.

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-It's got no toe. Anyway, come on.
-Right. Great.

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Let's rattle our dicks.

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-We've got a Chomp to catch.
-[sighs]

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How'd you get the drone footage?

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-I shot it out of the sky.
-What?

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Um, so ma'am, that Don Darrell drawing

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shows all of his body parts
that have been found, right?

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Right.

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Eddie thinks the rest
has been eaten by crocodiles,

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but maybe you can use these parts
to reinvestigate Don's cause of death?

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Yes. If all you want to know
is that he died from dying.

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-I really need Don's torso.
-I know.

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I was just deluding myself for fun.

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-Oh!
-Oh, sorry.

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-[quiet whirring]
-That's a vibrator.

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Cath gave it to me.

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She said it's time I stopped being afraid
of my own vagina.

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OK, so between the remains that Toby ate

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and the drone footage that I haven't seen
but I hear is wonderful,

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we can establish Don's donga
as our primary crime scene.

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Yes, it looks like this scene's
been cleaned.

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And, judging by the water runoff,
I think it was pressure hosed.

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But my team and I are heading
back down there to see what we can find.

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Lauren and Oliver, and Toby,
are just having a quick coffee first.

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Together.

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This murder wall's a real triumph, ma'am.

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I know! I know. Leo did it.

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-Leo?
-Yeah.

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They're our new you.

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I'm their mentor, they're my mentos.

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They'd be lost without me.

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They're the wings beneath my wind.

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-Hi.
-[Dulcie and Eddie exclaim]

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-Oh, my God! Leo!
-Sorry, sorry.

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I've been wearing bright colours to
make my lurking less paranormal,

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-but it's not working.
-Yeah, no shit, mate.

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Invest in a bell.

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Leo, hi. I'm Abby.

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I worked with the ma'ams back in Deadloch

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where we started out as colleagues
but then became best friends for life.

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Nice to meet you.

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OK, Big Eyes, come on,
let's clear a spot for my mentos.

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OK, new team is assembled.

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Nobody fuck up.

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Right, Backpack, how are you going
with that drone footage of Chomp?

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Collins is absolutely creaming
to see that.

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-I sent it to your email.
-Email?

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What?! She's never had an email!

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I will get it up on mine.

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OK, so our prime suspect is Chomp.
What do we know about Chomp?

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Age, priors, residential address,
relationship to the victim.

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What are you going on about, mate?

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What do you mean? What are you--

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I mean Chomp is not a person.

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Chomp is the Land of Crocs mascot.

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-Oh, you never said that.
-Yes, I did.

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-I said the killer is inside of Chomp.
-No, you didn't say that!

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Ma'ams, please stop fighting.

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Yeah, I do get it.
I am across the concept of a costume.

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OK! What the shit's
got up you this morning?

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-Nothing.
-Not get enough sleep?

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-Yes, I did. I slept very well.
-Not enough sex? Too much sex?

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Had a fight with Cath?
Fucking grumpy-bum.

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Right, so whoever is in Chomp's costume
must be on Jason Wade's payroll.

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Collins, how did you go
out at the Land of Crocs yesterday?

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Ah, yes. So Wade said that
the 300k payment was to buy King.

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Three of his four P.A.s

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confirmed that Jason was out of town
filming his TV show

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the night that Don was murdered.

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Is that a snakeskin?
Is that the-- That's the skin of a snake?

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Just because Jason's alibi is sewn up
like a Christmas turkey's arsehole

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doesn't mean that he's not behind it all.

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But what would Jason gain by killing Don?

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He has everything, bar the ability

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to make eye contact with
a woman he doesn't want to sleep with.

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It's a classic territorial dispute,
you know?

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Old bull croc versus new bull croc.

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Their businesses are side-by-side.

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Jason probably wants to take over
Don's part of the river.

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Colonising is a very hard habit to break.

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OK, so you think Jason killed Don
to get his land

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and he's delegated this task
to high-density craft foam.

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Yeah. There's no way puffy-pecs Jason
is going to do the dirty work himself.

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That's why we've got to find out
who he had in that Chomp costume

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on Sunday night.

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-[clears throat]
-Oh! Yes. My mentos.

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What are the rules around me talking
in this environment?

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-You're not allowed.
-The floor is yours. Go for it.

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Flora, the singer from the pub,
also works at Land of Crocs.

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She says that staff rotate being Chomp
due to OH&S.

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Oh, yeah, that'll be because of
that Mickey Mouse.

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You know that story? So sad.

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Just sitting there, people coming up,
taking their photos with him,

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turns out he was dead.

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Stiffy Mouse.

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Flora also says that staff who wear Chomp
can't be claustrophobic,

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they have to be free of pubic lice,
and at least 5'9".

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[Eddie] Why's that? Stage presence?

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No, it's in order to
see out of the mouth hole.

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[Dulcie] OK, let's get
a suspect list together, then.

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So how many staff does Jason have?

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Ooh, I can find that out, ma'am.

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Nah, it's too boring, Big Eyes.
Backpack can do that.

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I need you to test this.

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Spoiler alert, it's a foot.

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Kept it cold for you.

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I will put that up on the board.

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OK, so, Leo, Land of Crocs staff.

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Yep, so, all up,
including the CEO that's Jason,

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and the celebrant that is also Jason,

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Land of Crocs has just over 60 employees.

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[Dulcie] 60? That's super.

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Investigating all 60 should be a breeze,

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seeing we're four people
working out of a storeroom

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with a possible snake infestation.

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Alright, well, let's just go round to
the Land of Dicks and give them a razz.

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-No razz.
-[Leo] His main staff won't be there.
They'll be at the Bashnanza.

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It starts today, and Jason's
doing a meet-and-greet with his Boys.

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Who's his Boys?

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They work with Jason
and appear on his TV shows.

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OK, we'll head to the Bashnanza, then.

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Leo, find out what time they're on,
and we'll question them about Sunday.

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-Yeah, fuck, yeah, drop a quick line in.
-No, no "yeah".

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-Something's weird with this foot.
-[Eddie] What is it? Soft nail issue?

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The autopsy said that a knife was used
to cut up the body post-mortem,

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but I think that's wrong.

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The severance line on the tibia
is too clean to be a knife.

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-Look.
-No, thank you.

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It's a precision cut.

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I think the foot was removed by
a motorised blade.

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[knock at door]

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A forensics van pulled up
and parked in my spot

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before I could park in my spot,

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and I'd like my spot back
because it's my spot,

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not their spot. OK?

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[Dulcie] OK, so we need to
interview Jason's Boys

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and locate this motor-blade weapon.

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[Abby] Yeah, but, ma'am, I really
need to get something off my chest.

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-[Dulcie] OK, right now?
-[Abby] Yes.

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I'm so sorry I quit the police force
to pursue my dreams.

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-It's fine.
-I mean, now you're stuck with...
[mouths]

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-It's really fine.
-And I'm in a hell of my own creation.

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It's really fine, Abby.

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Please don't forget me, ma'am.

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OK, but they are driving off without you.

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Oh! Wait!

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-Moonboot.
-[Abby] Guys!

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-[Dulcie] Eddie, we've got to go.
-Yep.

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-I need you to do a job for me.
-Oh, no, I can't.

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Senior Sergeant Heffernan has asked me to
supervise in the removal and return

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of a Barra Creek local
by the name of, um...

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...uh, Triple Pet, and Mr Pet needs me.

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OK. Look, I need you to search
this address

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from mouth hole to crack hole, OK?

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Is this for the Don Darrell case?

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Yeah, 100%.

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-Do you have a warrant?
-Yeah, yeah.

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I'm emailing it from my email right now.
Ping! There you go.

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-[Dulcie] Eddie, come on.
-I'm coming.

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-[Leo] Yep. So Jason's Boys
aren't appearing until 2pm.
-[Dulcie] Right.

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Flora's going to help me
cut the list down.

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She's been at Land of Crocs
for three months,

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and her loyalty's really waning.
She's offered to cut me a key.

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-Oh, that won't be necessary.
-Oh, yeah! You should
take her up on that.

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OK, so while we wait for the Boys
to appear at the Bashnanza,

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let's search for our weapon.

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Mate, the killer would have just
piffed it in the river.

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-OK, so we get some divers out there.
-[both] No.

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-You can't get divers.
-Why not? Are they at a conference?

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-Uh, no, because it's a river, Collins.
-Huh?

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-It's teeming with crocodiles.
-Oh, right. Yes.

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-Yeah, you can't swim in there.
-So what do you do?

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Well, we used to
have a community swimming pool.

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That's what the diving board is there.

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-You should have seen me jump off that.
-No! How do you search the river, Eddie?

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-You don't.
-You use a big magnet.

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A big magnet.

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What is this, "Looney Tunes"?

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OK, great! Great.

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Where do we find ourselves a big magnet?

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-No, you don't.
-Um, right here in Barra Creek.

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I know a local with one.

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Go on, gaffer him up good there, Rabbit.

12:43.600 --> 12:45.720
-It's alright, Triple Pet.
-That sedative will do fuck all.

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[indistinct chatter]

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OK. We've got to get him home first.

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But then it'll be 50% to me,
cash, right?

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50% to Rog, because it's his boat.

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But it's my big magnet.

12:58.360 --> 13:00.000
Right, and your big magnet,
that works, yes?

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Oh, yeah, it's how we found
all my Christmas presents growing up.

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-Fuck up, Edwina.
-You fuck up.

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What eight-year-old wants
a fucking car part covered in fish shit?

13:08.320 --> 13:11.280
It was a catalytic converter.
They're worth coin.

13:11.360 --> 13:13.960
Can you not antagonise your dad?
We need him today.

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OK, we've altered our offer.
It's now $300 an hour.

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Fuck, no! Look, he's taking the piss.

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-OK, we won't do it, then. No worries.
-Yeah! No worries!

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-I'll get my own fucking big magnet.
-Shush, thank you. Shush. Shush it!

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-We can all get a big magnet.
-Thank you. Yes. Yes.

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$300 every single hour is a great deal.

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Thank you. We appreciate your help, Frank,
don't we, Edwina?

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I've got my fucking eye on you too,
you rat-dog croc thieves!

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Alright. No-one gets paid
till dick hat delivers.

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Hey, Rog, listen to this one.

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No trust, right? Even in her old man.

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Because
you are my old man.

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I've had front-row seats to your bullshit
for four decades.

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I know what you're capable of.

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Going to the car.

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See you, Triple Pet.

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[man grunting] Come on, push him down.

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-OK, well, we will need to start
out at Don's Donga.
-[growling]

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Oh, fuck my big, long dick!

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Who took the sack off his head?

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That keeps him calm, for fuck's sake!

14:04.120 --> 14:07.240
Ah... Oh, Eddie, we've got to
get to the Bashnanza.

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[Cath] The butterfly farm
was actually great.

14:11.720 --> 14:14.880
I had no idea how many butterfly
eat corpses.

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Yeah, it's definitely worth it.

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Anyway, that's it. That's it
for my plans for the day

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and for the rest of the trip, actually.

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I mean, I'm going to get into
my book from the pub book swap,

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"Breathless Falls". Have you read it?

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I think my mums have it
on their bookshelf.

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I grew up with two mums, in Sydney.
They were '78ers.

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My first car was a pride flag that was
decorated like the island of Lesbos.

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So, yeah, you know,
fair to say Barra Creek's

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the straightest context
I've been in for a while.

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Aside from that one Ed Sheeran concert
that I went to, which was awful.

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It was so sad.

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I love that there's another
queer person in town, Leo!

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We just get each other, don't we?

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Sorry, Leo, sorry.

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Was I gone for long?
Because I went to get a water

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and then totally forgot about you
and had a nap.

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Wait, what are we doing again?
Oh, Land of Crocs employees.

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-OK.
-That's right.

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I'm going to leave you guys to it.

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Let me know if you need anything,
like head massages or legal advice.

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I'm a vet too.

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If you've got a Brahmin cow
that needs antibiotics, I'll be over here.

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I'm going to be relaxing.
I'm on holiday after all.

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[Flora] OK, so those two flew home
last month.

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I don't know
where
that guy went.

15:25.640 --> 15:27.560
-[Cath] Hm. Ebba borrowed this too.
-[phone ringing]

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[Flora] That chick's 100%
capable of murder, but she's only 4'11".

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-[Cath] Lynn, I'm going to get the phone!
-[Flora] He's still here, unfortunately.

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And Roisin fucked that guy.

15:35.560 --> 15:38.760
Now he lives in a Reiki tent
on an avocado farm or something.

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Barra Creek Pub, this is Cath.

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[rock music plays]

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[Beef, over P.A.]
Well, it's a mammoth
opening to the Big Barra Bashnanza,

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where one lucky fish-o could
catch the Golden Barra, worth $200,000.

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[Skid]
200k?
That's a lucrative bloody fish, Beefy!

15:56.960 --> 15:57.960
But remember, fellas,

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with over 4,000 barramundi released
into the river for the Bashnanza,

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every one of you has a shot
at winning a daily prize

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if you catch a big one.

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[Beef]
And now on the Guts Hub stage,

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he's hot off the chopper,

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it's the star of "Jason Wade's Adventures
Down Under, Adventures From Down Under"

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it's Jason Wade!

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[cheering]

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Welcome to the Big Barra Bashnanza!

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[cheering]

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This is gammin.

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How would he like it if we told him
he couldn't go fishing?

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-Boss!
-[barking]

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Come on, we're going!

16:35.840 --> 16:39.680
Oh, OK, good. Leo's eliminated a
bunch of the Land of Croc staff

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who could have been inside
the Chomp suit on Sunday night.

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Sanitation's out, so is the aquarist.

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A lot of the Crockettes
have been deported to the UK,

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so that mostly just leaves the Boys
and a few others.

16:50.360 --> 16:54.640
Uh, Leo has sent the Boys'
photos and bio.

16:54.720 --> 16:57.080
Oh. Uh, no.

16:57.160 --> 17:00.720
No, I think they've accidentally
just sent the same man 15 times.

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[Jason]
Let's give it up for the Boys!

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[Eddie] Uh, no, Collins. They haven't.

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We got Ben! We got Sam!

17:08.640 --> 17:10.640
We got Ned!

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Micko and my boy Ben!

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[cheering]

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Come on!

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Jesus Christ.

17:24.440 --> 17:26.280
[man, over P.A.]
And, fellas,
don't forget to head over

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to the Shimano Fishing Reel Marquee

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for the meet-and-greet with the Boys.

17:30.320 --> 17:33.760
-[Eddie] This line can suck my titties.
-[Dulcie] Agreed.

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[man] Join the reserves?

17:35.320 --> 17:37.080
No. No, thank you. No.

17:40.080 --> 17:41.600
-[sighs]
-So...

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How do you flirt with girls?

17:45.600 --> 17:49.200
Do you all just weather-chat or are
there other topics that work as well?

17:49.280 --> 17:50.400
What?

17:50.480 --> 17:52.200
Well, you know,
like at the camp, you and Cath,

17:52.280 --> 17:53.480
you froth on about the weather

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and then, immediately,
you're fiddling each other's bits.

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-Oh, God.
-So I was just wondering,

17:57.480 --> 18:00.440
do all lezzies get juiced up
about weather?

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-No, not-- Stop.
-And what in particular--

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-Rain. 'Cause it's wet.
-We're not talking about this.

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-Mist? Soft, wet.
-We're not talking about this, Eddie.

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Oh, hey! A croc Boy's on the move.

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-You stay here. We'll conquer and divide.
-No, Eddie.

18:10.280 --> 18:13.080
Please don't leave me here
with all of the, uh...

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Ed--

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[woman] Next, please! Next, please!
Keep it--

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-No, I just... [sighs]
-G'day, g'day.

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-Name?
-Detective Dulcie Collins.

18:34.080 --> 18:35.560
-We met yesterday.
-Yeah, good stuff.

18:35.640 --> 18:36.920
You gripping a rod today?

18:37.000 --> 18:39.240
Uh, no. I am here in regards to...

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-Sensational. There's your photo.
-...the ongoing investigation--

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Very special to meet you. Who's next?

18:45.560 --> 18:46.520
Yeah!

18:48.960 --> 18:52.360
[Abby] Thanks for dropping me off, guys.
Really appreciate it.

18:52.440 --> 18:54.120
Just leave me alone at a crime scene

18:54.200 --> 18:56.800
where a man's been chopped up
and a violent murderer is on the loose.

18:56.880 --> 18:59.280
Cool! Yeah, I'll just sit here
on a platter for them

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till you're ready to pick me up.

19:03.840 --> 19:04.840
What is that?

19:11.440 --> 19:13.680
[Frank] Oi! Be careful!

19:13.760 --> 19:16.080
You're in the lunch position there.

19:16.160 --> 19:18.600
Oh! Oh!

19:18.680 --> 19:21.600
[clanging]

19:25.360 --> 19:28.160
Detective Dulcie Collins.
I want to ask you a few questions

19:28.240 --> 19:30.960
in relation to an ongoing investigation.

19:31.040 --> 19:32.480
Absolutely. 100%, Ducky.

19:32.560 --> 19:36.200
Uh, Dulcie. Where were you six nights ago,
on Sunday the 9th of October?

19:36.280 --> 19:38.560
I was out in Goomadeer River
in West Arnhem Land, Ducky,

19:38.640 --> 19:41.440
filming "Adventures Down Under,
Adventures From Down Under".

19:41.520 --> 19:43.600
-And can anyone verify that?
-Yeah, absolutely. 100%.

19:43.680 --> 19:45.600
-All the Boys were there.
-Right. Who?

19:45.680 --> 19:48.600
Hunter was there. Darcy was there.
Josh was there.

19:48.680 --> 19:51.120
-Tom, Ned, Mick was there.
-[man] Yo!

19:51.200 --> 19:53.720
Hey, Mick, I'm just answering questions
for Dicky here. You're all good.

19:53.800 --> 19:56.800
-Dulcie. Dulcie's questions.
-Uh, who else was there...

19:56.880 --> 19:58.880
Ben, Rory, Seb, Jed.

19:58.960 --> 20:00.120
And you're... you're Jed?

20:00.200 --> 20:01.280
Nah, mate. I'm Ned.

20:01.360 --> 20:03.560
Right. Sorry. Yes. Sorry.

20:03.640 --> 20:05.640
So did Jason take all of you Boys,

20:05.720 --> 20:09.760
you know, Mick, Sam, Ned, the Bens, etc,
filming on Sunday?

20:09.840 --> 20:12.000
Yeah, yeah, Dick. Yeah, all the Boys
were out there Sunday night.

20:12.080 --> 20:15.160
There he is! Ah!
I'll stick my finger up your arse!

20:15.240 --> 20:18.200
Detective, um I need you
at the river real quick.

20:18.280 --> 20:19.640
[man] It's going up there!

20:19.720 --> 20:21.080
[Eddie] So you and all your croc blocks

20:21.160 --> 20:23.120
were all shooting Jason's TV show
on Sunday night,

20:23.200 --> 20:27.240
-hooked together, cock-to-bum like
a barrel full of fucking fuck monkeys?
-[phone ringing]

20:27.320 --> 20:30.200
Yeah, that's right. 100%. Hey, good
to talk to you, legend. Keep it real.

20:30.280 --> 20:31.640
W--

20:31.720 --> 20:33.160
Fuck. Fuck me.

20:33.240 --> 20:35.320
[phone ringing]

20:35.400 --> 20:38.080
Hey, Allira, got any Cokes?

20:38.160 --> 20:40.040
We haven't restocked them yet.
They're out the back.

20:40.120 --> 20:42.080
[phone continues ringing]

20:43.520 --> 20:45.640
[groans] I'll get you one.

20:45.720 --> 20:47.480
Thank you.

20:47.560 --> 20:49.000
[ding]

20:49.080 --> 20:50.520
Fuck off, Moonboot!

20:50.600 --> 20:52.440
Ah. Collins. What's happening?

20:52.520 --> 20:54.920
What did you want? A Fanta?

20:55.000 --> 20:56.800
I wasn't listening.

20:56.880 --> 21:00.120
[kid] Who wants to feed batfish
as a competition prize?

21:00.200 --> 21:03.080
-We want money.
-Yeah! We've got stuff to pay for.

21:03.160 --> 21:04.960
A pool, the broken boat.

21:05.040 --> 21:07.600
And also, batfish again?

21:07.680 --> 21:09.720
Hey, you better stop that
before Aunty hears.

21:09.800 --> 21:11.160
You know she loves her batfish.

21:11.240 --> 21:13.280
-Hey, you lot.
-[kids] Hello, Pat.

21:13.360 --> 21:16.440
What are you doing here? I thought you'd
be out there, reeling in a big one.

21:16.520 --> 21:18.560
They wouldn't let us
enter the Golden Barra,

21:18.640 --> 21:22.320
even though Mav said he was 18
and I said I was 25.

21:22.400 --> 21:24.560
Well, that's because you know
all the good fishing spots,

21:24.640 --> 21:26.680
and they're afraid
you're going to win all the money.

21:26.760 --> 21:28.560
-That's right.
-[Pat laughs]

21:28.640 --> 21:30.720
Hey, mate, I don't think we've met.

21:30.800 --> 21:33.600
This is our cousin Mav.
He's living with us now.

21:33.680 --> 21:36.920
He's fructose intolerant,
so we can't get mangoes anymore.

21:37.000 --> 21:38.480
Ah, Mav.

21:38.560 --> 21:40.160
You're Miki's uncle's boy, right?

21:40.240 --> 21:42.840
You've stayed with her before. I knew it!

21:42.920 --> 21:45.880
I never forget a pair of cheeks
I want to squeeze.

21:45.960 --> 21:46.960
[laughs]

21:47.040 --> 21:49.640
Come on. Boss is sick. Let's go.

21:49.720 --> 21:51.440
[Cherry] What's wrong with him?
He looks OK.

21:51.520 --> 21:53.760
Nup. He's got dog pox.

21:53.840 --> 21:56.480
Alright, well, you guys
want to lift back to Barra?

21:56.560 --> 21:57.800
-[Cherry] Can we, Mav?
-No.

21:57.880 --> 21:59.240
See you, Pat.

21:59.320 --> 22:00.800
I don't want to walk. It's too hot!

22:00.880 --> 22:03.520
Stop blowing up my phone, Collins.
I'm on my way now.

22:04.840 --> 22:07.120
Oi! Allira!

22:07.200 --> 22:09.560
What the fuck are you doing?
Where's my fucking coke?

22:09.640 --> 22:11.000
I'm on a break.

22:19.360 --> 22:20.600
[Miki] Just stand back!

22:20.680 --> 22:22.040
[man] Oi! Someone caught a big one!

22:22.120 --> 22:24.200
No, no, no-one caught a big one, OK?

22:24.280 --> 22:25.560
OK, please, get back.

22:25.640 --> 22:28.520
You're getting dangerously close
to marbled frog hibernation burrows.

22:28.600 --> 22:30.360
[Eddie] Oi! Hey!

22:30.440 --> 22:32.000
You heard the lady.

22:32.080 --> 22:34.800
Move the fuck away
from her special fucking frogs. Jeez!

22:34.880 --> 22:37.000
But come back tomorrow, thank you.

22:37.080 --> 22:39.360
And there's lots of info here
about caring for Country

22:39.440 --> 22:42.280
and other stuff
that you don't give a shit about.

22:42.360 --> 22:44.080
Why are you always yelling? Huh?

22:44.160 --> 22:45.680
That's the most foot traffic we've had.

22:45.760 --> 22:48.520
-Oh, you-- You shout too.
-No, that's you doing that.

22:48.600 --> 22:51.240
I'm soft as fuck, normally. Foghorn.

22:51.320 --> 22:54.120
[Eddie] Righto, Collins, I'm back.
I'm Cokeless. What have you got for me?

22:54.200 --> 22:55.360
Oh!

22:55.440 --> 22:57.280
Oh, holy shit.

22:57.360 --> 22:59.000
-Oh, fuck me.
-Yes.

22:59.080 --> 23:01.520
Yes, welcome to this.

23:01.600 --> 23:05.960
Miki's colleague Isaac
was out on his big dinghy boat

23:06.040 --> 23:08.240
and found it wedged in some mangroves.

23:08.320 --> 23:09.720
Yeah, did he say where?

23:09.800 --> 23:13.280
Nah, he dumped it here,
said he was too traumatised to work,

23:13.360 --> 23:16.040
browsed for sunglasses
on his phone for ten minutes,

23:16.120 --> 23:17.760
then he went to his other job
at Knob Nightclub,

23:17.840 --> 23:19.760
so he's clearly torn up.

23:19.840 --> 23:21.120
OK.

23:21.200 --> 23:23.920
So, what have we got here, Collins?

23:24.000 --> 23:29.400
It's an anterior and posterior
lower torso pelvic region

23:29.480 --> 23:33.680
encompassing the genitalia and anus there.

23:33.760 --> 23:35.560
-So it's a dick-bum?
-So it's... a dick and a bum.

23:35.640 --> 23:37.760
Yeah, it's a dick-bum.
Yeah, that's what it is. It's a dick-bum.

23:37.840 --> 23:40.000
-[Miki laughing] Yes. It's a dick-bum.
-It's--

23:40.080 --> 23:41.760
[both giggling]

23:44.080 --> 23:45.840
I'm going to go get a Coke.

23:45.920 --> 23:47.840
-Yeah.
-Bit thirsty.

23:51.120 --> 23:53.000
What? Nothing. Fuck off.

23:53.080 --> 23:55.240
Yep. Alright, I'm going to call forensics,

23:55.320 --> 23:57.200
but it does fit Don's profile.

23:57.280 --> 23:58.720
The right testicle's missing.

23:58.800 --> 24:00.520
OK, well, I'll just confirm
with my dick stick.

24:00.600 --> 24:02.640
No, don't confirm with a--
Don't confirm with a stick!

24:02.720 --> 24:04.520
-Don't use a stick, Eddie.
-As I suspected,

24:04.600 --> 24:06.440
-no right tentacle. Testicle, testicle.
-Yes.

24:06.520 --> 24:08.840
Yes, I just told you that, so that's--

24:08.920 --> 24:10.920
-[line ringing]
-Don't! Don't! Yucky! Don't!

24:11.000 --> 24:12.360
Yuck, Eddie!

24:12.440 --> 24:13.880
-[Abby]
Hi, ma'am.
-Abby.

24:13.960 --> 24:17.680
I'm glad you called, so I can officially
log with someone that I'm alive, for now.

24:17.760 --> 24:19.720
We need you out here at the Bashnanza.

24:19.800 --> 24:22.360
Don's pelvis has turned up.
I know it's not the full torso,

24:22.440 --> 24:24.000
but it would still be good
for you to have a look.

24:24.080 --> 24:26.800
OK, but I'm going to be a while.
I'm getting a lift with some fishermen

24:26.880 --> 24:28.280
who won't tell me their names.

24:28.360 --> 24:29.520
One's giving me nothing,

24:29.600 --> 24:31.640
and the other says
he's Mr Surname Redacted.

24:31.720 --> 24:34.960
Oh, also, I found oil residue
in the water near Don's jetty.

24:35.040 --> 24:36.720
It's where Chomp's boat was moored.

24:36.800 --> 24:39.240
According to the fishermen,
if there's oil in the water,

24:39.320 --> 24:40.880
it means the boat's leaking fuel,

24:40.960 --> 24:42.720
and if the boat's leaking fuel,
that means...

24:42.800 --> 24:44.640
-[both] The engine's fucked.
-Yeah, it's fucked.

24:44.720 --> 24:45.720
Right, OK.

24:45.800 --> 24:48.200
So we're looking for
a Land of Crocs employee

24:48.280 --> 24:50.760
-who owns a boat with a faulty engine.
-Yes, ma'am.
-[phone ringing]

24:50.840 --> 24:52.800
Maybe I can trace the journey of the tinny

24:52.880 --> 24:55.160
via the fuel trail?

24:55.240 --> 24:57.040
Oh, the fishermen are nodding, ma'am.

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-[Abby] It's Leo, my mentos.
-Bye, ma'am.

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-Backpack, what you got for me?
-[Leo]
Yes, hello to you.

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There's three Land of Crocs staff

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who Flora and I can't account for
on Sunday night.

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One of them used to work for Don Darrell.

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-Who?
-His name is Steven Houlihan.

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Goes by the name of Spud.

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He's a local. Do you know him?

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Hello?

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Oi, what do youse want to do
this afternoon?

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[Cherry] I want to go for a swim. I'm hot!

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Where? They put road over the pool
to make it a road.

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[Cherry] We can play Waffle House Meow.
Mum downloaded it for me.

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It's an iPad game where
you own a waffle shop run by cats.

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And there's a secret shopper
who's a bunny rabbit. And--

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-Oi, let's cut through here.
-Wait! It's illegal to go in the DRR!

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There's aliens in there.
They suck your brains out your nose.

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Come on! It'll be way faster.

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What if there's Min-Min?

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-Come on, Cherry!
-Hurry up, Cherry!

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[barking]

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Mav, we're going to cop an earful
if Mum knows we've come here.

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[barking]

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-Oh, deadly.
-What? What?

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Cool!

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-[Dulcie] So, Mr Houlihan,
we are trying to ascert--
-[Eddie] Oi, chicken-dicken,

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where were you on Sunday night?

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Don't say you were filming Jason's TV show
'cause we know you weren't.

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How do you know?
You been spying on me again.

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You're obsessed. Stalker.

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Coming back for more.

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-Oh, Mr Houlihan!
-[Eddie] Cut it out!

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I gave you one gob job in 1995, OK?
Get over it.

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It wasn't even good.
I spewed on your dick afterwards.

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OK, we know that you weren't
filming on Sunday night

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because there is a list of people
who were filming on Sunday

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and that list does not include your name.

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Your real name.
Or your potato nickname.

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What do you do for Jason Wade?

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-Mr Houlihan!
-[Eddie] I know what he does.

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He bumps off Don Darrells,

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chops them up into little pieces
like an octopus on a teppanyaki grill

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so Jason Wade can take over
Best Best's stretch of river

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and expand their universe of cocks.

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Nah, you're talking out your ring!

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Come on, it's the only job he can get.

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Look at that face. No-one's going to
put it on a telly, are they?

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-Looks like dropped carbonara.
-Oh, fuck you!

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-Fuck you.
-Alright. OK.

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-Suck my dick!
-No, you suck my dick.

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Enough!

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Thank you for your precious time,
Mr Houlihan.

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-Eddie, we're done here.
-What? No, we're not done.

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-Bum.
-Collins, we're not--

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Bum. Bum, bum!

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Oi!

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Collins, why are we done?

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It's not Spud.

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Like Leo said, our suspect
in the Chomp costume

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would have to be at least 5'9"
to see out the mouth bit.

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-How tall are you?
-Six foot.

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Our suspect would have to
come up to at least here

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and you and Spud were eye-to-eye

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and only came up to here.

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Tit height.

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Spud's not our Chomp.

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Fuck!

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[loud clanging]

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[Frank] Big magnet delivery!

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You fucking beauty!

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Oi! You could've put it
out the fucking back!

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I was told to drop it
at the police station.

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What's that say?
Fucking police station.

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Yeah, but look, it looks like shit.

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Have a look through it,
might get a Christmas present.

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You better not have
taken anything out of there.

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What's that supposed to mean?

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You know what I mean.

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-Hi, ma'ams!
-[Dulcie] Abby!

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-I'm still alive.
-[Eddie] Scaddle off, rat.

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-[Frank] Righto.
-We paid you for that shit.

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See you met Eddie's dad.

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-What?
-Yeah.

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So, that's a pair.

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-Oh, that makes so much sense, ma'am.
-Yeah.

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Uh, Pat, can you get Luke
to go through this?

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Look, I'm not exactly sure where Luke is,

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but to be honest, I'm not upset about it.

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Don't stress! No, I can help.

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What am I looking for in here?

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-A weapon.
-Motor-blade type weapon.

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No probs.

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Ow! Oh it's-- I've got a slipped disc.

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-I can help you, ma'am. I can--
-[horn beeping]

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-Oh.
-Hey, Ally!

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Are you done at the donga?

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Yes, Lauren. I was done at the donga
hours ago.

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OK, well we've got the pelvis
and we're going back to the city.

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-Do you need a lift?
-Of course I need a lift, Lauren!

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I don't have a fucking car.

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OK, I'll look at the body parts
when I get access to the lab,

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and then I'll see
if Toby's shat out the toe

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and then I'll go into debt
renting my own car

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so I can come back here tomorrow.

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-OK?
-OK, great... Abby,

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but they are driving off
without you again.

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Oh, fuck me dead!

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Wait! Oh! Wait!

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Wait! Wait!

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-Hi.
-[both] Oh!

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-Fucking funnel web in my...
-Good lord, Leo.

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-...arsehole, tunnelling its way
to my brain.
-Sorry. I--

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I did loud stomping.

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Turns out you were wrong before,
about that land grab motive.

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Ow, that slipped disc!

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-Pinches in the bum!
-[ding]

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-Want me to help, Pat?
-I'm fine.

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[Leo] Is it sorting?
'Cause I like sorting.

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-[Pat] Sure.
-Text from Miki.

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Oh, did you?
Oh. How'd she get your number?

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Did you... you gave it to her?
Did you give her your number?

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What? No, shut your hole.

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No. She just texted to say that Isaac
found the dick-bum in Stonker's territory.

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Mate, that's 30 Ks upstream.

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-Where the fuck is it?!
-I know as much as you, Eddie.

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[Leo] Remember how Eddie said that

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a possible motive for Jason Wade
was wanting Don's land?

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Collins, did you take my very special map?

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No, no, I didn't take
your special soggy foot map.

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So, Leo, Spud was a dead end,

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but you said that there were three staff
left on the list.

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-Yes, but this is better.
-Nup! I'm going to check the other bin.

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I started looking into land titles,
which led me to Crown land,

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which is a wild concept that I will
podcast about, if this goes to shit.

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Hey, can I just get the highlights reel
on that one, Leo?

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Don and Jason's properties
don't neighbour each other.

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-There is another piece of land
betwixt them.
-Mm-hm? Yep.

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It's called the DRR, Dirk's River Reserve.

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It used to be military land,
but reverted to Crown land in 2003.

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OK, so-- Oh, my God. Is this--

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This is bigger! This one's bigger, Eddie.

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[Eddie] Pat, have you seen my map?
It's got a really fun maze on it.

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Five years ago, a native title claim
was submitted for the DRR.

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Soon after, Don lodged a challenge
because he wanted that land.

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-Right.
-Yeah.

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Which means that Don
is
in a land dispute,
just not with Jason Wade.

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-Uh-huh.
-So, Eddie, you were kind of right.

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Stop talking.

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I'm putting a pin in you.
Right. Come and have a look at this.

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I've been thinking about
where the body parts were found.

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-Have a squizz at this.
-OK.

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Here is where the arm was found.
That's Goliath's territory.

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-OK.
-The head was here in Titan's patch.

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The foot was more downstream
where Monster is.

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But the dick-bum,

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the dick-bum, that was found
all the way up here

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in Stonker's Territory.

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Our killer's chopped up old mate,

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then they've taken their busted boat,

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and it's going
from croc hole to croc hole,

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feeding Don to the bulls.

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Whoever killed Don, they know this river
and they know these crocs.

31:48.520 --> 31:52.720
Leo, uh, who is Don
in the land dispute with?

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The Dungalaba Corporation.

31:57.840 --> 32:00.920
[Cath] Yeah, so, Rabbit, I wasn't really
happy
only
doing the tourist thing.

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And then Lynn offered me this job
and I was like, "Yes!"

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because it's important to
be part of the community

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and to contribute to it, isn't it, Rabbit?

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-[man clears throat]
-Hello, I'm Cath. What can I get you?

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-Yeah. Yeah, OK, yeah.
-[door opens]

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Oh, here they are. Table for 36?

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No, 35.
We lost one to the fucking cops.

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Al, do you have any alternative coverings?

32:31.200 --> 32:34.680
A shirt? A poncho of some sort?

32:34.760 --> 32:36.760
I only have the Chomp costume,
and it's too hot.

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It'll give me swamp nuts.

32:38.000 --> 32:41.360
-Right. Right, well, that's best avoided.
-Yeah.

32:41.440 --> 32:45.520
Hey, how long will this take?
I'm on a date with Roisin right now.

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We'll see. Al, when was the last time
you saw Don Darrell?

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Mmm, I don't know.
A couple of weeks ago, maybe?

32:51.400 --> 32:52.960
[Pat] Sorry, guys.
Sorry. Sorry to interrupt.

32:53.040 --> 32:56.640
I've just got to get in here
and heat my heat pack up for my back.

32:57.640 --> 33:01.320
Leo's helping
with the weapon search now, so--

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I'm just getting zings down the leg.

33:03.800 --> 33:05.880
-Would you say...
-[microwave whirs]

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Would you say that you and Don Darrell
are friendly?

33:11.920 --> 33:14.720
Nah, Don was always yelling at someone
or something.

33:14.800 --> 33:17.080
Doesn't surprise me someone killed him.

33:17.160 --> 33:18.880
He was a p--

33:18.960 --> 33:21.880
Wait. Why are you asking me?

33:21.960 --> 33:23.200
[microwave beeps]

33:23.280 --> 33:26.960
Oh, smells like Luke's microwave tuna.

33:27.040 --> 33:29.440
I tell you that,
he's not socialized right.

33:29.520 --> 33:33.400
What adult sucks yogurt from a pouch?

33:33.480 --> 33:36.160
I mean, you know?
Very
weird.

33:36.240 --> 33:38.120
Anyway, I'll get out of your hair.

33:38.200 --> 33:40.880
You're looking good, Al. Eh?

33:40.960 --> 33:44.080
Al, we know your family was involved in
a land dispute with Don Darrell,

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for ages, yeah?

33:45.640 --> 33:48.280
Says here it's been in court
for five years.

33:48.360 --> 33:50.120
Five years. That is a long time.

33:50.200 --> 33:52.680
We've been waiting longer than that
to get our land back.

33:52.760 --> 33:55.040
-Mm.
-Fair enough, yeah.

33:55.120 --> 33:59.200
So, Al, where were you
last Sunday night at 11.30pm?

33:59.280 --> 34:01.280
-I was at... home.
-Really?

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'Cause this photo here
was taken from a drone

34:03.760 --> 34:06.440
that was filming out at Don's donga
at that time.

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This is Don, and we think that the person
in the Chomp costume is you.

34:10.560 --> 34:12.000
That could be anyone.

34:12.080 --> 34:15.080
Well, no, the person here
has a boat that's leaking fuel.

34:15.160 --> 34:16.640
And we know that your boat is busted

34:16.720 --> 34:20.520
because your niece, Cherry, said
she put dog biscuits in the fuel tank.

34:20.600 --> 34:23.520
You're also one of
only two Land of Croc staff

34:23.600 --> 34:25.360
that are tall enough
for the Chomp costume.

34:25.440 --> 34:28.200
That's right, there was you and a...

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"Roy-sin."

34:29.480 --> 34:31.240
-Roisin.
-Right. "Sheen", "sheen".

34:31.320 --> 34:32.640
It's the last... last name.

34:32.720 --> 34:35.440
So, was it you or Mr Sheen?

34:35.520 --> 34:37.960
-Look, it's not what it looks like.
-[Eddie] Really?

34:38.040 --> 34:40.480
'Cause what it looks like is you
dragging a very dead Don Darrell

34:40.560 --> 34:42.120
up the jetty towards the donga.

34:42.200 --> 34:44.200
No, no, no, no, no, no. He wasn't dead.

34:44.280 --> 34:45.720
OK, I was out on the river,

34:45.800 --> 34:48.200
and then I saw him struggling
to get out of his boat

34:48.280 --> 34:50.760
because he was shit-faced, OK?
Full horrors.

34:50.840 --> 34:52.120
So I helped him inside.

34:52.200 --> 34:53.800
So you didn't kill him? Cut him up?

34:53.880 --> 34:56.360
Feed him to the bull crocs
like some kind of demon river Santa?

34:56.440 --> 34:58.480
[Al] No! He was alive when I left him.

34:58.560 --> 34:59.720
Why were you on the river then?

34:59.800 --> 35:03.000
I was out there for special
king tide cultural business.

35:03.080 --> 35:05.080
Oh, OK. Yeah. In your Chomp costume.

35:05.160 --> 35:07.880
Yeah, I was stuck in it and there
was no-one left at work to help me.

35:07.960 --> 35:10.240
Well, yesterday at the CrocaSphere,

35:10.320 --> 35:14.440
Jason Wade said, "No-one knows this river
and its crocs like Al."

35:14.520 --> 35:16.840
Exactly. If I was a murderer,
which I'm not,

35:16.920 --> 35:19.880
I'd never dump a body in a river
where 4,000 fish have been released

35:19.960 --> 35:21.320
for the Bashnanza!

35:21.400 --> 35:24.520
Crocs won't eat some old dead fella
when there's fresh barra to eat.

35:24.600 --> 35:26.920
They're as smart as a chicken,
but they have standards.

35:27.000 --> 35:29.160
I'm right, aren't I?

35:29.240 --> 35:32.000
None of Don's body parts
were even eaten, eh?

35:32.080 --> 35:34.080
And, yeah, my boat's busted-up
and it's leaking,

35:34.160 --> 35:36.480
but any fuel trail will lead
from Don's jetty

35:36.560 --> 35:38.960
back to where I tie up
near the creepy tree with a face.

35:39.040 --> 35:41.200
'Cause after I got that racist prick
into the donga,

35:41.280 --> 35:44.000
-I went home and I watched TV.
-[phone ringing]

35:44.080 --> 35:47.400
I am sorry, I have to take this.

35:47.480 --> 35:49.480
What did you watch on the telly, then?

35:49.560 --> 35:52.080
Cool Runnings.
About the Jamaican bobsled team.

35:52.160 --> 35:53.440
Can anyone verify that?

35:53.520 --> 35:55.320
-The plot?
-Yes.

35:55.400 --> 35:56.720
Superintendent.

35:56.800 --> 35:59.240
Don't look away, Deb.
You don't want to miss it.

36:00.320 --> 36:02.600
Sorry, Detective,
I'm just down here at Mindil Beach

36:02.680 --> 36:04.240
watching the sunset with the in-laws.

36:04.320 --> 36:06.440
-Have you been?
-No, no, I haven't.

36:06.520 --> 36:07.720
Oh, you've got to go.

36:07.800 --> 36:09.800
Look, I'm not religious,
but this is my church.

36:09.880 --> 36:12.600
I mean, it's spectacular.
It's-- [chuckles]

36:12.680 --> 36:15.800
Anyway, Jason Wade's been in touch.

36:15.880 --> 36:17.920
He's ropeable about his staff
being questioned

36:18.000 --> 36:19.320
while they were on the job today.

36:19.400 --> 36:22.960
Ah, yeah, I did not think
that he recognised me.

36:23.040 --> 36:24.440
Well, his Boys must have reported back.

36:24.520 --> 36:26.320
He's called all the higher-ups too.

36:26.400 --> 36:28.520
So do you have something on Jason?

36:28.600 --> 36:31.040
Because if you do,
I'll absolutely back you.

36:31.120 --> 36:33.600
No. No, we don't.

36:33.680 --> 36:37.000
We were following a line of inquiry
that involved him,

36:37.080 --> 36:42.280
but recent developments suggest that
neither Jason nor his staff

36:42.360 --> 36:44.160
had anything to do with Don's homicide.

36:44.240 --> 36:45.160
Oh, OK.

36:45.240 --> 36:47.480
I'll report back to HQ
and put out some fires

36:47.560 --> 36:49.320
because currently
Wade's clamped onto you

36:49.400 --> 36:51.520
and he doesn't want to let go
until you've got no career left.

36:51.600 --> 36:54.320
Oh! Well, that's super-duper news.

36:54.400 --> 36:56.760
Yeah, look, Detective,
I know we've only just met

36:56.840 --> 36:58.680
and I'm not across
what happened in Tassie,

36:58.760 --> 37:01.360
but I do need to be kept
in the loop with all of this.

37:01.440 --> 37:04.440
Communication is kindness,
as my daughter Alice says,

37:04.520 --> 37:06.400
right before she sledges my footwear.

37:06.480 --> 37:08.240
Yes, of course, Superintendent.

37:08.320 --> 37:13.640
And, look, Deadloch wasn't the best
reflection of my professional standards.

37:13.720 --> 37:14.920
Mistakes were made.

37:15.000 --> 37:16.680
Yeah, well, I know
you're
diligent.

37:16.760 --> 37:19.240
I've seen your handwriting.
I thought it was type.

37:19.320 --> 37:24.200
But, from all reports, Detective Redcliffe
doesn't share your respect for protocol.

37:24.280 --> 37:26.600
Look, Bernie, we're nearly there.
Keep an eye on it.

37:26.680 --> 37:28.600
Like, obviously,
there's a chain of command.

37:28.680 --> 37:33.160
Now, Redcliffe directing Sergeant Ferguson
to conduct a premises search today,

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that wasn't great.

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I mean, the fact that
he found something's irrelevant.

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-Here we go!
-Sorry, Eddie did what?

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Do you know how unprofessional and foolish
you made me look

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in front of the Superintendent?

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-You should have told me, Eddie.
-Look, I'm telling you now, OK?

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I got Luke to do a property search.

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-There you go.
-For what purpose?

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Fuckin' Frank's been up to his old tricks
again, hasn't he?

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I wouldn't know, Eddie!

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Same shit he was up to six months ago
when me and Bushie put him away.

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I'm sorry, what?
You
put your dad away?

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What, was he involved in a homicide?

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No-- Yes! Yes, it was a fucking homicide
to me, OK?

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And when I saw my roommates
in that cool room last night, I knew,

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I knew he was doing it again.

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Doing what, Eddie?

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Poaching wild crocs, Collins, OK?

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Selling their bits on the black market

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to make fucking erection powders
and little morbid wind chimes and shit.

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But don't take my word for it. Come look.

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No! Frank poaching crocs might be illegal,
but it is not relevant to Don Darrell.

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So I've been working
our actual case, Eddie,

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but you, you've been having
covert conversations,

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you've been unlawfully
discharging weapons,

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requesting searches behind my back!

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You know, I knew when I saw him
out here the other day, I fucking knew!

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I should've twigged then.
I should've fucking twigged.

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When those pub witches let me out and
I saw his scooter, I should've booked him.

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Behold, Frank's craven fuckin'
black-market crocodile empire.

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Yeah, it's a shock, isn't it?

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Fo--

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Wait.

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Nah, there was fucking crocs in here!

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He's poaching again! They were here!

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-Look! Look at all this!
-Look at all out treasure!

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-Whoa! Let's go!
-Oh!

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Guys, I found a microphone.

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-Oi, can I have this?
-[Leo] Yes.

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-What's this, can I have this too?
-[Leo] Yeah. Yeah, go ahead.

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We're rich!

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-Come on, let's go, guys.
-Come on, you mob!

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-Hey, this microphone still works.
-Give that to me.

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I've got to make a new song for...

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[kids continue to chatter indistinctly]

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I swear! I swear, there were four crocs
in here, stacked up.

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One of them had no head.

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-It was a fridge full of wild salties.
-Oh, wow. None? No head, huh?

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-He's moved them.
-Oh, when, Eddie?

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-Oh, that fucking cunt has moved them.
-He's been on our river search
all day, Eddie.

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-He's used that magnet!
-We do not have time for this.

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He's probably put him in his shed.

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Hey, you two! I got a new job!
And my tits out.

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I'm Lynn's bar wench.

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Cath, have you seen my old man?

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Bar stool second from the end,
puts 20 bucks down for a round.

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Oh, my God, that's your dad?
No, no, he just took a call and left.

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Fuck! Someone's tipped him off
about Moonboot.

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-OK, we have to get to his place...
-No!

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-...before he starts--
-No! We have our own case!

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And clearly someone else
went out to the donga after Al left,

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so I need you here,
not fixating on your dad.

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No, I am not letting him touch
one more of those magical creatures, OK?

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It's like defiling a merman!

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-I found something in the river junk.
-Oh! Jesus...

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I left it on your desk.

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Please tell me it's
our motor-blade weapon.

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-No, it's not.
-See, Collins, it's nothing.
-Oh, of course.

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We're at imp's arse.

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-Imp's arse?
-Come on, you're driving to Frank's.
Collins, check the river junk.

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It's "impasse", Eddie, it's "impasse".

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And leave your dad alone!

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[♪ Dave Dobbyn's "Slice Of Heaven Plays"]

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[Leo] Bang it, Leo! come on.

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If you see a buffalo, just smash
through it. They don't belong here.

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I'm not smashing through a buffalo.

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[Eddie] Mentos, I'm your mentor.
I'm mentoring you to go faster.

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-Well, I'm driving the speed limit.
-[Eddie] Fuck the speed limit!

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This is a croc emergency!

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-[Leo] I'm not fucking the speed limit.
-Go up his driveway.

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Alright, bang it up here, Leo.
Hey, there he is!

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Handbrake! Tokyo Drift it!

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[Leo] I don't know what drifting is.

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[Eddie] Oh, nah, I'll run. Stop the car.
I'm gonna run.

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You're slower than a turtle doing a shit.

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[Luke] Mr McAllister, dismount.
Dismount the scooter!

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-[Eddie] Frank! Frank, don't talk to him.
-[Frank] You've got no right to be here!

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This is private property.
Where's your warrant?

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Oh, there. There's your fucking warrant.

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What do you got for me, Moonboot?

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Um, it's just over here.

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Why can't you just do something normal
for a living like everybody else's dad?

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Be a baker, or a butcher,
or a fucking regional manager.

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What are you on about, girl?

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I saw the crocs in the cool room!

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You're up to your poaching shit again.

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I didn't poach any crocs!

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-It was a stitch-up!
-Oh, bullshit!

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Alright, what do you got for me, Moonboot?

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What's he hiding out here, huh?

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What did you find?

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What the fuck is that?

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[tense music plays]

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Shit half-arsed job.

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[grunts] Can't even...
dig a proper... fucking hole.

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What do you got buried in here, hey?

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Croc heads? Croc tails?

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Croc dicks, croc nuts, hey?

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What are you trying to hide?

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Here we fucking go.
I've struck croc bone here.

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What's this? Hang on.

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What is that?

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This is Detective Dulcie Collins
at Barra Creek Police Station.

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We've found a police-issue handgun
with two rounds missing.

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We're just hoping to identify the owner.

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Uh, serial number V86463, November.

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Mm-hm.

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What is this, Frank?

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Did you chop and chuck Don Darrell?

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Did ya?

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Thanks.

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[theme music plays]

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[music ends]
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