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Does Barra Creek get many body parts
lodged inside dead reptiles?

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Blunt has made the wrong ID
on that arm, I can feel it.

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I think we've got a John Doe on our hands.

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That's not a croc bite.
That's been chopped off.

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Now we're looking for a missing person
and
a fuckin' killer!

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-We?
-Yes, yes, fuckin' yes.

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If I can identify the croc from the river,
then we find our killer.

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The Darrells' pet croc, King,
is still alive,

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so I've got one more place to check out.

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-What are you doing here?
-It's dead.

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Triple Pet!
The best croc in the Territory.

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He must have been who was dead
in the river.

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-[gunshot]
-Fuck! Get down, get down!

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No, he's not going to shoot us.
He's my fuckin' dad.

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[DJ] Is that your cock and balls
on my dad's face?

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Respect my dad!
He's the king of the river!

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-Dad!
-[all scream and sob]

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[eerie music plays]

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-[night birds call]
-[engine putters]

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[Eddie] Nah. We got more chance of
finding a shit with wings

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than more of Don Darrell's body tonight.

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Some croc's probably
tucked him away like a...

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drag queen's dick by now.

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Or I'd say he's been eaten already.

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What?

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What?

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Were you ever going to tell me
that your dad lives in Barra Creek?

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Ugh! Here we go.

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Well, you specifically said that
you have no family here, Eddie.

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Yeah, because I thought he was in jail.

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[Dulcie] Well, feel free to
tell me about your hometown

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while we are investigating a case
in
your
hometown

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so I don't make a complete git of myself.

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Well, you're doing a pretty good job
of that yourself by now.

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Oh, the glasses are for motion sickness!

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Mate, who cares
who kept what from who, OK?

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We're trying to solve
a high-profile murder here.

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Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying.

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So, tomorrow morning,
we hit the ground running,

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get his autopsy report
and we fingerprint his cage.

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What? Whose cage?

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Triple Pet, my crocodile!

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Eddie, we are investigating a homicide.

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This is a fuckin' homicide!

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"Hom" means "human".

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Right! Now I'd like to say

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a few words about Triple Pet,
my crocodile brother.

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-Please don't. Please, no.
-Triple Pet, you loved eating.

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Um, specifically pets.
Three of them, to be exact.

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And I know we had our challenges.

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I accidentally shot off
three of your scutes with a slug gun

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and you tried to eat me a lot.

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But you were my best mate.

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And I solemnly vow to find your killer
and avenge your death and so does Collins.

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-No, I don't.
-And now for your favourite song.

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-Oh Christ...
♪ Eddie, it is 4am...
-♪ Cracklin' Rose ♪

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♪ you're a store-bought woman ♪

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♪ You make me sing like a guitar hummin' ♪

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-[groans]
-♪ So hang on to me, girl ♪

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♪ Our song keeps playin' on ♪

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-♪ Play it now, play it now ♪
-Please stop moving your bottom!

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-♪ Play it now, my baby ♪♪
-It's jiggling the boat, Eddie!

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[theme song plays]

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-[birds sing]
-[gentle music plays]

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Now, that was a silly brawl last night.

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-[man speaks indistinctly]
-Hey-- Yeah.

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And Don's death is no excuse
for you to kick off again now.

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Let's get this road on the show,
shall we?

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Wait, wait, wait.
What's with this... get up?

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You look like a beachy mortician.
You need to get involved with this, mate!

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100% petroleum, moisture-wicking,

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hammerhead shark on the back.

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OK, yep. Wowee. Yep.

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Not as good as Bushy's shirt though.

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Oh, mate! If you'd have seen that one!

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Fuckin' bull croc on the front,
helicopter on the back,

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-double the action, you know?
-I don't.

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So, any word on Don's autopsy?

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Uh, no.
Apparently forensics are busy.

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But we'll head to Darwin
once the autopsy's confirmed.

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-OK, when do we meet our team?
-Uh, there is no team!

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All personnel have been diverted to
Taskforce Hammare for the backpacker case.

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-My loves!
-Hi.

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I bought us new drink bottles.

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I've taped the "What colour is your piss?"
dehydration guide on the side.

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-Oh, love. Thank you.
-Yeah, good on you, Cath.

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Eddie, I'm so glad you're here
reconnecting with your dad.

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-No, I'm not.
-Such a beautiful experience.

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-No, it's not.
-Thank you for letting us be part of it.

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-No, Cath, no.
-[horn beeps]

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-[Frank] Here! Move out of the way.
-What's the fuckin' old scrote up to now?

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Hold that. I'm going to talk to him
about Triple Pet.

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OK, my love, I'm going to a camping store

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to buy us a family piss bucket.

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-Oi!
-Oh. Why are you still here?

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I don't know. I thought we could reconnect

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over a nice cup of Moccona.

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I'm investigating
the Don Darrell homicide, dickhead.

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Oh, don't you fuckin' talk to me
about Don Darrell.

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He's fuckin' dead to me!

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I tell you what, if you had
one dram of fuckin' loyalty in you, girl,

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-he'd be fuckin' dead to you too.
-He is dead to me!

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He's fuckin' dead to everybody
'cause he's fuckin' dead.

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What did you do with Triple Pet?

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What? You got tits for ears?

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I told you last night. Somebody stole him.

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Oh, really? OK. Yeah?

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And that's how he wound up dead
in the river

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with Don Darrell's arm in his mouth,
is it?

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What are you on about, girl?
That's not Triple Pet.

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Look at those bumps
on the top of its head.

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That croc's got all its scutes.
Triple Pet's got half his missing.

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And we both know how that happened,
shit shot.

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-So where's Triple Pet, then?
-I don't bloody know.

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-[whirring]
-Oh, come on! Not this arsehole again!

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Get fucked, hovercunt!

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-Oi, you, hovercunt, piss off!
-Piss off, you fuckin' dog!

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-Frank.
-Fuck-- Eh?

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Frank, hi. Hello. I'm um... I'm Dulcie.

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I didn't get a chance to meet properly
when you were shooting at us.

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Yeah, I know about you.

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Have a look at the pair of you, hey?

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Shetland pony and a lesbian giraffe.

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It's like a fuckin' Disney film
come to life. [laughs]

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-Good luck with the case, Edwina.
-[beeping]

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You're off to a fuckin' flyer so far.

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[Pat] This building used to be
the old school.

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-Eddie would remember that, wouldn't you?
-[Eddie] Yep.

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Yeah, so anyway, here's the keys
to your vehicle, alright?

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That's on loan from
the boys at the Dirks River Station.

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So I'd give it a wipe down if I was you.

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-Ah.
-The kitchen, just over here.

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Bathroom's out the back.
The toilet is non-load bearing.

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So just hover over the top of it
like you're riding an invisible motorbike.

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That's it. Just make yourselves at home.

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-I'm retiring next week.
-Oh!

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So I'm doing the handover
with my replacement.

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So far it's been like
hand-rearing a baby duck.

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Senior Sergeant Heffernan.

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Oh, speak of the devil.

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Uh, Detectives, this is the incoming
Barra Creek sergeant Luke Ferguson.

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Hey, I know you!

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Used to work at HQ.

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Bushy put his dick in your yoghurt
that time, remember that?

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-[Eddie laughs]
-I do. I do remember that.

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Yeah! You still making that homebrew?

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Stuff that tastes like
a banana pissed itself.

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-It was tropical sour.
-Oh, yeah, it was potent.

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Couldn't stop pissing brown, for a week!

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What's the deal with the moonboot,
Moonboot?

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I had a procedure done
on my plantar fasciitis.

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Uh, the Don Darrell autopsy report's
taking an awfully long time to print.

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Sorry, the autopsy's been done already?

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Yes, and it's taking
a very long time to print.

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[Pat] OK, well just bring it in to
the detectives when it's done, Luke.

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I can't do that, Senior Sergeant.

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You are supposed to be taking me through
the emergency SOPs

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all the way through to lunchtime.

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I'm only rostered on until 3pm.
It'll be overtime after that.

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Yeah, OK. OK. Yep.

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[softly] Jeez, if the weather
doesn't do me in, that boy will.

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Just hold tight.

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Right, you've gotta open the tray...
[continues indistinctly]

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[Dulcie] What kind of
backyard forensics office

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does an autopsy without
informing the detectives in charge?

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It's Territory forensics, mate.

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Pretty much just three blokes
and a Commodore 64.

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-You've just got to be firm with it.
-[Luke] Senior Sergeant!

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Yes! Coming, Luke!

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-No, it's--
-Down low, too slow.

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Weapon used in the post-mortem
disarticulation of D. Darrell

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is a weapon with a cutting edge
attached to a handle or hilt.

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-So... A knife.
-It's a knife. That's a knife, right.

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So... his head and arm
were removed after death.

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What else does it say?

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-That's just it, the knife bit.
-What?

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-That's not-- No, it's not.
-Yeah, it is.

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No, what about the time of death
or the cause of death?

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-Just the knife.
-Is there a tox report?

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"Cause of death unknown"!

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[Eddie] Yeah, they need the torso.
It's got all the vital organs,

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the heart, the lungs,
the bum and the boobs.

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Sure, but this isn't a forensics report.
This is a book blurb.

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Forget about it.
We'll figure this out some other way.

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Forensics is a crutch for you anyway.

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Come on, let's just go to the Darrells,

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shake their shorts,
see what turds fall out.

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-Come on, you can drive.
-Oh, can I?

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Oh, Eddie, in interviews we refer to
Don's death as a fishing accident.

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No mention
we're treating it as a murder.

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I know!
I'll be confidential as fuck, mate.

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I always am.

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-Hi.
-Fuck.

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Pat was going to give me a quote about
Don Darrell and then forgot about me.

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I heard everything you said.

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-[door opens]
-You're a fuckin' journo?

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Yes, I'm Leo Lee. I write
the NT Times daily Crocwatch column.

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Right, well, obviously, I'm a fan,
but if you print anything we just said,

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I'll do you
for perverting the course of justice, OK?

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-That's not the charge for that.
-Just keep your hole shut.

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OK, but I'm a trained journalist,
so you should let me investigate with you.

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I'm dangerously bored in my job.

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I've written the same weekly
croc attack article for months now

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and not one person's noticed.

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Leo, your help with the crime scene
photos was appreciated,

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but I am running
a professional investigation here,

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so thank you and no thank you
and goodbye, please and thank you.

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Oh.

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-Uh, there's a recycling bin over--
-Yes, yes, yeah, OK. Thank you. Ta.

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Oi! Reddy! That bike, that's not yours!

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Do I know you?

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-Yes. It's Miki.
-Hi, Aunty!

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Don't call her Aunty, bub,
she's not black.

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Yes, she is.

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Did you pretend to be black
to take my ten-year-old's bike?

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No! And I didn't take the bike.

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Yeah, she paid me $120
to hire it for three days, cash.

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Yeah, so we can pay
to get Uncle Al's boat fixed.

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Yeah, because I put dog biscuits
in the fuel tank.

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-Right, well...
-What?

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...return it in good condition
and pump up the tyres.

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-Come on, let's go.
-Wait, wait, wait! Miffy!

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You're a ranger, yeah?

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So my crocodile brother Triple Pet's
gone missing.

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-Have you seen him in the area?
-Listen, blue heelers,

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if you want my ancestral knowledge
and my professional expertise

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for your police investigation,

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then you can contact my boss, Keith.

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Keith can contact me
and I can tell Keith to fuck right off.

00:10:13.880 --> 00:10:15.360 align:center
Here you go.

00:10:15.440 --> 00:10:17.320 align:center
Your sunnies.

00:10:17.400 --> 00:10:18.920 align:center
Alright, come on, you lot.

00:10:19.000 --> 00:10:21.880 align:center
Auntie Mary said you can collect some cans
at the pub while I'm at work today.

00:10:21.960 --> 00:10:23.240 align:center
Love the school holidays.

00:10:23.320 --> 00:10:24.600 align:center
-Come on, Mav!
-OK, thanks.

00:10:24.680 --> 00:10:27.680 align:center
-How many cans do we need to collect
to make $300?
-[Eddie] That ranger's a bit of a punish.

00:10:27.760 --> 00:10:28.920 align:center
[boy replies indistinctly]

00:10:29.000 --> 00:10:31.720 align:center
Freaky eyes.
Too many fuckin' colours, if you ask me.

00:10:31.800 --> 00:10:34.200 align:center
Looks like a poisonous frog.

00:10:34.280 --> 00:10:37.520 align:center
Put the-- We don't need the bike, Eddie!
We have the car. We have an adult car now.

00:10:37.600 --> 00:10:39.080 align:center
I've still got five hours left
on the rental.

00:10:39.160 --> 00:10:40.720 align:center
-[Dulcie] Let's just go.
-[Eddie] No worries.

00:10:40.800 --> 00:10:41.960 align:center
I'm going to be your human map.

00:10:42.040 --> 00:10:44.880 align:center
-[♪ Dave Dobbyn's "Slice Of Heaven"
plays loudly]
-[both exclaim]

00:10:44.960 --> 00:10:46.360 align:center
-[indistinct]
-I don't know where...

00:10:46.440 --> 00:10:48.200 align:center
-Turn it off!
-I don't know which one it is!

00:10:48.280 --> 00:10:49.640 align:center
-OK!
-The fuckin' button there.

00:10:49.720 --> 00:10:50.920 align:center
[music ends]

00:10:51.000 --> 00:10:52.240 align:center
Fucking...

00:10:55.640 --> 00:10:58.600 align:center
[Eddie] Alright, so when we get there,
I'll take the lead with the Darrells.

00:10:58.680 --> 00:11:00.080 align:center
[Dulcie] Really? You think that's wise?

00:11:00.160 --> 00:11:02.200 align:center
Amber all but kneecapped you last night.

00:11:02.280 --> 00:11:04.480 align:center
At least I'm local, mate.
You stink of rich.

00:11:04.560 --> 00:11:06.800 align:center
One look at you
and then they'll know you played the oboe

00:11:06.880 --> 00:11:08.720 align:center
and you're terrified of arse-play.

00:11:10.280 --> 00:11:12.880 align:center
It was the clarinet, actually.

00:11:12.960 --> 00:11:14.800 align:center
-[ringing]
-Oh, it's the superintendent.

00:11:14.880 --> 00:11:16.920 align:center
Leave it. We're almost there.

00:11:17.000 --> 00:11:19.320 align:center
-Superintendent.
-[Culkin]
Detective.

00:11:19.400 --> 00:11:21.280 align:center
I'm just out for a laksa,
thought I'd give you a call,

00:11:21.360 --> 00:11:22.600 align:center
see how you got on this morning.

00:11:22.680 --> 00:11:24.720 align:center
[Dulcie]
Well, we've just arrived
at the Darrells' now, sir.

00:11:24.800 --> 00:11:26.640 align:center
So hopefully we can question
all of the family members,

00:11:26.720 --> 00:11:28.920 align:center
get them to piece together
a picture of Don's final hours.

00:11:29.000 --> 00:11:32.240 align:center
[coughs] OK. And, uh,
how's Detective Redcliffe getting on?

00:11:36.280 --> 00:11:40.480 align:center
Really... Really great, actually,
but she'd like a therapy puppet.

00:11:40.560 --> 00:11:42.360 align:center
-Would she? Really? A puppet?
-[whispers] Fuck you!

00:11:42.440 --> 00:11:43.920 align:center
OK. To each their own.

00:11:44.000 --> 00:11:46.720 align:center
I'll let HR know. [chuckles]
They'll be rapt.

00:11:46.800 --> 00:11:48.320 align:center
I'm doing too many things here.

00:11:48.400 --> 00:11:51.640 align:center
Oh, actually, sir, we could use
your assistance with forensics.

00:11:51.720 --> 00:11:54.280 align:center
Don Darrell's autopsy report
was all of eight words.

00:11:54.360 --> 00:11:56.400 align:center
They didn't give us a cause of death.

00:11:56.480 --> 00:11:59.040 align:center
Now, we appreciate that
they need more body parts,

00:11:59.120 --> 00:12:00.960 align:center
but we expected a bit more information.

00:12:01.040 --> 00:12:03.480 align:center
Yeah, well, that sounds about right,
Detective.

00:12:03.560 --> 00:12:05.040 align:center
Um, look, I'll make some calls,

00:12:05.120 --> 00:12:07.640 align:center
see if I can't unblock a few of
those evidence pipelines for you.

00:12:07.720 --> 00:12:12.160 align:center
Thank you, sir, and we'll do some
old-fashioned pavement pounding till then.

00:12:12.240 --> 00:12:14.160 align:center
-[chuckles awkwardly]
-Alright, I'll leave you to it.

00:12:14.240 --> 00:12:17.680 align:center
-OK, bye for now.
-[beeping]

00:12:17.760 --> 00:12:20.680 align:center
Hey, no jokes when we go in there.

00:12:20.760 --> 00:12:23.320 align:center
They don't work for you, it's like...

00:12:23.400 --> 00:12:25.040 align:center
G-string on an otter.

00:12:25.120 --> 00:12:27.160 align:center
[car door opens and closes]

00:12:27.240 --> 00:12:33.560 align:center
[Eddie] Yeah, so, um, straight up the bat,
we offer our condoles and, um...

00:12:33.640 --> 00:12:36.760 align:center
I just want to say...
how sorry we both are.

00:12:36.840 --> 00:12:39.040 align:center
Don was, uh...

00:12:39.120 --> 00:12:43.120 align:center
a legend, a... river king.

00:12:43.200 --> 00:12:44.800 align:center
A...

00:12:44.880 --> 00:12:46.920 align:center
sultan of... swing.

00:12:47.000 --> 00:12:48.440 align:center
[Amber] Shove it up your clack!

00:12:48.520 --> 00:12:50.320 align:center
Dad would be rolling in his grave
to know you were here.

00:12:50.400 --> 00:12:52.000 align:center
Yeah, well, he's not in a grave,
is he, so--

00:12:52.080 --> 00:12:54.400 align:center
My C-section's healed, shithead.
I will go you!

00:12:54.480 --> 00:12:56.880 align:center
-Oh, Amber, stop your rot!
-It's a statement of fact, OK?

00:12:56.960 --> 00:12:59.680 align:center
Fine, he's mainly in the river.
Fuck, fine. You go.

00:12:59.760 --> 00:13:04.360 align:center
Um, uh, uh, Miss, uh, Ms Darrell,
Mrs Darrell,

00:13:04.440 --> 00:13:08.520 align:center
we just want to ask a few questions
about Don's last movements.

00:13:08.600 --> 00:13:11.240 align:center
How would we know his last movements?
We didn't follow him to the shitter!

00:13:11.320 --> 00:13:14.000 align:center
No, sorry, I meant what he was doing
before he died.

00:13:14.080 --> 00:13:16.880 align:center
Well, say that, then, Scrabble.
You think you're better than me?

00:13:16.960 --> 00:13:18.080 align:center
No. I never-- I don't--

00:13:18.160 --> 00:13:20.520 align:center
And I'm a missus, not a miss!
I'm married, to Grent.

00:13:20.600 --> 00:13:22.760 align:center
-That's my husband there.
-That's-- Oh.

00:13:22.840 --> 00:13:25.920 align:center
Oh, that's... Congratulations.

00:13:26.000 --> 00:13:28.800 align:center
Um, so when was the last time
you saw Don?

00:13:28.880 --> 00:13:31.160 align:center
-Why? What's it to you?
-How fuckin' dare you?

00:13:31.240 --> 00:13:33.160 align:center
I-- I am just trying to do my job.

00:13:35.160 --> 00:13:37.600 align:center
The last time we saw Dad was...

00:13:37.680 --> 00:13:39.600 align:center
[sobs] It was Sunday night.

00:13:39.680 --> 00:13:42.920 align:center
Sunday night.
The whole family had tea at the pub.

00:13:43.000 --> 00:13:45.360 align:center
-You happy?
-So youse didn't see him on Monday, then?

00:13:45.440 --> 00:13:47.840 align:center
-If we'd seen him then,
we would have fuckin' said.
-[phone ringing]

00:13:47.920 --> 00:13:49.880 align:center
Tegan, can you get the phone?

00:13:49.960 --> 00:13:52.000 align:center
So the last time you saw Don
was Sunday night? OK--

00:13:52.080 --> 00:13:53.520 align:center
Oh, no, no, no. She can't.

00:13:53.600 --> 00:13:56.520 align:center
-That little one can't.
-I'm sorry, we are conducting
a police interview. You can't--

00:13:56.600 --> 00:13:59.320 align:center
Hey, she's my best friend.
Tegan was my maid of honour.

00:13:59.400 --> 00:14:00.800 align:center
OK?

00:14:00.880 --> 00:14:02.600 align:center
[Tegan] It's the funeral home, Ambs.

00:14:02.680 --> 00:14:06.440 align:center
OK, well, you tell them, Teegs, that
we're not paying for a full-size coffin.

00:14:06.520 --> 00:14:08.680 align:center
We only got the head and the arm,
so we'll just do a dog one.

00:14:08.760 --> 00:14:11.560 align:center
For shit-sakes, Amber!
Stop going on about bloody money.

00:14:11.640 --> 00:14:13.800 align:center
Well, someone's got to, Mum.
DJ won't, will he?

00:14:13.880 --> 00:14:15.680 align:center
He just bought a fuckin' duck boat.

00:14:15.760 --> 00:14:16.920 align:center
Tell them, Teegs.

00:14:17.000 --> 00:14:19.400 align:center
Hey, DJJ, you've got my bracelet.

00:14:19.480 --> 00:14:21.760 align:center
Boys don't play with bracelets.
That's gay.

00:14:21.840 --> 00:14:26.360 align:center
OK, so, the meal at the pub on Sunday.
Was everyone in good spirits?

00:14:26.440 --> 00:14:27.920 align:center
-What's it to you?
-Yes.

00:14:28.000 --> 00:14:30.920 align:center
Do people who aren't in good spirits do
three rounds of croc-sucking cowboys?

00:14:31.000 --> 00:14:33.320 align:center
-It was a lovely night.
-It was a lovely night. How dare you?

00:14:33.400 --> 00:14:35.000 align:center
Oh. OK.

00:14:37.440 --> 00:14:38.640 align:center
Who are they from, Troy?

00:14:41.800 --> 00:14:45.400 align:center
"Dear Colleen, Amber, DJ and Trey--"

00:14:45.480 --> 00:14:48.440 align:center
Troy! That's you. Troy.

00:14:48.520 --> 00:14:52.800 align:center
"Sorry for your loss.
Deepest symphonies, Jason Wade."

00:14:52.880 --> 00:14:56.640 align:center
-Oh!
-That dick-rat! The bloody nerve.

00:14:56.720 --> 00:15:00.720 align:center
Troy, you take those birds of paradise
out the back,

00:15:00.800 --> 00:15:03.600 align:center
and you burn them in the incinerator.

00:15:03.680 --> 00:15:05.280 align:center
So what happened after dinner?

00:15:05.360 --> 00:15:06.760 align:center
Dad got eaten by a fuckin' crocodile.

00:15:06.840 --> 00:15:08.600 align:center
-The girl knows that, Amber!
-No, sorry.

00:15:08.680 --> 00:15:11.520 align:center
Actually, I meant
what time did you all leave the pub?

00:15:14.440 --> 00:15:16.360 align:center
[Amber sighs] It's none of your business,

00:15:16.440 --> 00:15:19.960 align:center
but Dad stayed at the pub,
and then we all left about ten.

00:15:20.040 --> 00:15:22.760 align:center
We dropped DJ and Troy back here,
and then Mum come back to ours,

00:15:22.840 --> 00:15:25.080 align:center
'cause all our kids had both-ends gastro.

00:15:25.160 --> 00:15:27.240 align:center
-Oh.
-We were just swapping out buckets
till 5am.

00:15:27.320 --> 00:15:29.560 align:center
-Fuckin' awful.
-Yeah, something ripped through them.
-[clang]

00:15:29.640 --> 00:15:31.360 align:center
[Mrs Darrell]
It's probably that woman's nuggets.

00:15:31.440 --> 00:15:33.200 align:center
And where did Don go after the pub?

00:15:33.280 --> 00:15:36.000 align:center
-Probably headed home.
-OK. And did he make it home?

00:15:36.080 --> 00:15:39.280 align:center
Did Troy or your other son BJ see him?

00:15:39.360 --> 00:15:41.120 align:center
DJ. Don Junior.

00:15:41.200 --> 00:15:43.520 align:center
-How dare you?
-Don J-- DJ. Sorry. My bad.

00:15:43.600 --> 00:15:45.720 align:center
Yeah, you're not listening to
a word we're saying.

00:15:45.800 --> 00:15:48.320 align:center
No-one saw him after the pub.
We already said that.

00:15:48.400 --> 00:15:49.720 align:center
Right, we're done here.

00:15:49.800 --> 00:15:52.040 align:center
I've lost my dad, DJJ's lost his pop.

00:15:52.120 --> 00:15:53.560 align:center
Mum's lost the love of her life.

00:15:53.640 --> 00:15:56.520 align:center
-We've had a gutful!
-Yeah, we still need to talk to DJ.

00:15:56.600 --> 00:15:59.400 align:center
DJ's not here. He's taken it hard.

00:15:59.480 --> 00:16:01.200 align:center
He was Don's favourite.

00:16:01.280 --> 00:16:04.600 align:center
[Eddie] Well, tell him we want a word.
Come on, Collins, let's go.

00:16:04.680 --> 00:16:06.200 align:center
Oh! Um...

00:16:06.280 --> 00:16:08.040 align:center
Actually, I do just have
one more question.

00:16:08.120 --> 00:16:09.520 align:center
-No, you don't.
-Yes, I do.

00:16:09.600 --> 00:16:13.040 align:center
By the time that Don's remains
were found on Tuesday,

00:16:13.120 --> 00:16:15.920 align:center
you hadn't seen him for two days.

00:16:16.000 --> 00:16:17.480 align:center
Where did you think he was?

00:16:17.560 --> 00:16:18.640 align:center
Fishing.

00:16:18.720 --> 00:16:20.720 align:center
Right, and what makes you think that
he was fishing?

00:16:20.800 --> 00:16:23.960 align:center
'Cause on Sunday night
he told us he was going fishing.

00:16:24.040 --> 00:16:25.600 align:center
And you weren't worried about him?

00:16:25.680 --> 00:16:27.720 align:center
No. We're not like you city people.

00:16:28.840 --> 00:16:31.200 align:center
We can go weeks
without talking to each other.

00:16:31.280 --> 00:16:32.880 align:center
It's called being a family.

00:16:34.200 --> 00:16:36.600 align:center
Right, well, that feels like
it's hit a natural conclusion.

00:16:36.680 --> 00:16:37.920 align:center
Uh... Great.

00:16:38.000 --> 00:16:41.240 align:center
We will... be in-- Yes.

00:16:41.320 --> 00:16:43.240 align:center
Troy! Fire!

00:16:43.320 --> 00:16:45.440 align:center
-[Amber] Fuck!
-[Mrs Darrell] Bloody hell!
-Shit!

00:16:45.520 --> 00:16:47.360 align:center
Get up, you lazy cunt, there's a fire!

00:16:47.440 --> 00:16:49.680 align:center
-Fuckin' Darrells.
-Get the hose! Where's the hose?

00:16:49.760 --> 00:16:51.840 align:center
-[Troy] I don't know
where the fuckin' hose is.
-Fuck!

00:16:53.640 --> 00:16:56.480 align:center
[Eddie] OK, we question the locals
about Sunday night.

00:16:56.560 --> 00:16:59.200 align:center
You just sit in the corner
and try not to dog it up again, Scrabble.

00:16:59.280 --> 00:17:00.360 align:center
[Dulcie] Ugh.

00:17:02.160 --> 00:17:04.200 align:center
[Eddie] Come on, you three, cut the shit.

00:17:04.280 --> 00:17:07.480 align:center
I know you know
what fuckin' went on on Sunday night.

00:17:07.560 --> 00:17:10.000 align:center
Your arses have been planted here
since 1983.

00:17:10.080 --> 00:17:14.040 align:center
What about you, Rabbit?
Did you see Don Darrell on Sunday night?

00:17:14.120 --> 00:17:16.880 align:center
Bert, did you see Don? Huh?

00:17:16.960 --> 00:17:18.480 align:center
Rog, what about you?

00:17:18.560 --> 00:17:21.360 align:center
I didn't see anything
pertaining to Don Darrell, Edwina.

00:17:21.440 --> 00:17:23.360 align:center
I'll tell you
what I did see recently, though.

00:17:23.440 --> 00:17:25.920 align:center
-Lights in the sky over the DRR.
-No.

00:17:26.000 --> 00:17:29.040 align:center
-Extraterrestrial activity
is increasing exponentially.
-[Eddie] No, no, no!

00:17:29.120 --> 00:17:30.440 align:center
No cooker shit, Rog, OK?

00:17:30.520 --> 00:17:33.080 align:center
Answer my questions
or I'll sign you up for a government ID.

00:17:33.160 --> 00:17:35.080 align:center
-Hey! Hot one today, boys.
-[men respond indistinctly]

00:17:35.160 --> 00:17:38.040 align:center
-Nup. Don't start that. Don't start!
-[men continue indistinctly]

00:17:38.120 --> 00:17:39.480 align:center
[Eddie] Don't start that. Fuck my hole.

00:17:39.560 --> 00:17:42.120 align:center
[Mary] OK, you boys
keep collecting cans...

00:17:42.200 --> 00:17:45.040 align:center
[Rog] Your government says the DRR
is decommissioned military land.

00:17:45.120 --> 00:17:47.680 align:center
-They're doing something out there,
with my taxes.
-[Dulcie] Lynn?

00:17:47.760 --> 00:17:49.920 align:center
-You don't pay taxes, Rog.
-And this is why.

00:17:50.000 --> 00:17:52.520 align:center
-That's my man. Fuck the colony, babe.
-Uh-huh.

00:17:52.600 --> 00:17:54.560 align:center
Oh, this is beautiful.

00:17:54.640 --> 00:17:56.600 align:center
Because my muse is beautiful.

00:17:58.000 --> 00:18:00.960 align:center
Those aliens are probably behind all this.
They've probably got Triple Pet too.

00:18:01.040 --> 00:18:03.440 align:center
-No!
-Hi, boys. Hot one today.

00:18:03.520 --> 00:18:06.160 align:center
-Shut up, Joy. Stay out of it, Joy.
-[men respond indistinctly]

00:18:06.240 --> 00:18:07.600 align:center
Fuck's sake!

00:18:07.680 --> 00:18:10.720 align:center
[Lynn] Yeah, the Darrells were here
on Sunday night for Don's 70th.

00:18:10.800 --> 00:18:12.280 align:center
The kids ate five dozen nuggets.

00:18:12.360 --> 00:18:15.200 align:center
[Dulcie] Uh, Don's 70th?
Why didn't they mention that?

00:18:15.280 --> 00:18:17.320 align:center
Oh, don't take it personally, Dulcie.

00:18:17.400 --> 00:18:19.720 align:center
The Darrells probably
just didn't tell you about Don's party

00:18:19.800 --> 00:18:21.720 align:center
because it's none of your business.

00:18:21.800 --> 00:18:23.880 align:center
Here we are.

00:18:23.960 --> 00:18:24.960 align:center
Oh!

00:18:25.040 --> 00:18:27.360 align:center
-Mary?
-[Mary] Yeah?

00:18:27.440 --> 00:18:30.560 align:center
-I thought you cleaned up in here.
-No, remember, you were cleaning.

00:18:30.640 --> 00:18:32.200 align:center
I was digging.

00:18:32.280 --> 00:18:34.920 align:center
Oh. Don didn't even finish his Steak Cake.

00:18:35.000 --> 00:18:36.240 align:center
[Lynn sighs] I'll get the Kärcher

00:18:36.320 --> 00:18:38.040 align:center
and pressure-hose the lot of it
out the roller door.

00:18:38.120 --> 00:18:40.200 align:center
Uh, just leave the mess for now,
thank you, please.

00:18:40.280 --> 00:18:41.920 align:center
OK, but we've got to clean it soon.

00:18:42.000 --> 00:18:44.360 align:center
Pat's having her retirement do in here
next week.

00:18:57.240 --> 00:18:59.280 align:center
Mary, did the Darrells have a fight?

00:19:01.640 --> 00:19:05.280 align:center
1982, Tyndall Base, 42.7 degrees,

00:19:05.360 --> 00:19:06.840 align:center
-still not as--
-[Roger] But this is hotter!

00:19:06.920 --> 00:19:09.840 align:center
OK, OK!
OK, let's get back to Don Darrell

00:19:09.920 --> 00:19:12.200 align:center
or I will kill you all.

00:19:12.280 --> 00:19:15.520 align:center
We were at the Darrells yesterday.
We fed King.

00:19:15.600 --> 00:19:17.920 align:center
-OK. That's it, line up.
You're all going to die.
-Look at our photos.

00:19:18.000 --> 00:19:19.280 align:center
Line up, I'm going to shoot you all.

00:19:19.360 --> 00:19:20.520 align:center
-Hi.
-Agh!

00:19:20.600 --> 00:19:22.600 align:center
-[Joy] Ron chucked a chook.
-Jesus.

00:19:22.680 --> 00:19:23.960 align:center
Do you slide in on wheels?

00:19:24.040 --> 00:19:25.840 align:center
No, I've been here this whole time, again.

00:19:25.920 --> 00:19:27.520 align:center
If you want to know
what happened that evening,

00:19:27.600 --> 00:19:29.680 align:center
the drone was filming around the pub
on Sunday night.

00:19:29.760 --> 00:19:32.720 align:center
I know because I stay in a caravan
out back that barely has a roof.

00:19:32.800 --> 00:19:36.000 align:center
If you got your hands on the drone,
it might have filmed Don leaving.

00:19:36.080 --> 00:19:37.320 align:center
Who owns the drone?

00:19:37.400 --> 00:19:38.920 align:center
I'm not sure, maybe Satan.

00:19:39.000 --> 00:19:41.040 align:center
[Rog] The croc in this cage isn't King.

00:19:41.120 --> 00:19:42.840 align:center
-What?
-This is not King.

00:19:42.920 --> 00:19:44.720 align:center
This croc is missing its scutes.

00:19:50.640 --> 00:19:53.240 align:center
Those shithouse rats!

00:20:08.160 --> 00:20:09.920 align:center
[Eddie] Collins, where are you?

00:20:10.000 --> 00:20:11.400 align:center
In here.

00:20:11.480 --> 00:20:13.440 align:center
I know what happened to Triple Pet.

00:20:16.040 --> 00:20:17.960 align:center
Troy did the penis on the billboard.

00:20:18.800 --> 00:20:22.120 align:center
-[siren wails]
-[loud rock music]

00:20:22.200 --> 00:20:26.160 align:center
-[horn blares]
-Oi! Hey!

00:20:26.240 --> 00:20:27.680 align:center
-Pull over!
-Fuck!

00:20:27.760 --> 00:20:29.400 align:center
-[Dulcie] Disembark the boat!
-[siren wails]

00:20:29.480 --> 00:20:31.000 align:center
-Gun it, Collins! Go!
-[indistinct]

00:20:34.040 --> 00:20:36.200 align:center
[Dulcie] Go, go.

00:20:36.280 --> 00:20:37.720 align:center
-[Eddie] Hey!
-DJ, they're coming.

00:20:37.800 --> 00:20:41.360 align:center
I know what you two have been up to.
You get down, you croc-napping fuckers.

00:20:41.440 --> 00:20:42.760 align:center
Do not make me chase you!

00:20:42.840 --> 00:20:45.880 align:center
That croc in King's cage,
that's Triple Pet, isn't it?

00:20:45.960 --> 00:20:48.640 align:center
So that means it was King in the river
with your dad's arm in it.

00:20:48.720 --> 00:20:50.360 align:center
-Troy, split up!
-OK!

00:20:50.440 --> 00:20:52.160 align:center
-[Eddie] Get off!
-No, don't follow me!

00:20:52.240 --> 00:20:56.120 align:center
Troy, do not jump.
There is no give in that gravel!

00:20:56.200 --> 00:20:57.320 align:center
[Eddie] None, mate!

00:20:57.400 --> 00:20:59.480 align:center
-[Troy] Agh!
-[Eddie] I told you that'd hurt.

00:21:00.840 --> 00:21:03.040 align:center
[Dulcie] We need to question you formally.

00:21:03.120 --> 00:21:05.400 align:center
-Get out of there.
-[Troy squealing]

00:21:05.480 --> 00:21:07.320 align:center
-[Troy shouts indistinctly]
-[Eddie] Come on, scrap!

00:21:07.400 --> 00:21:09.200 align:center
-You think you can take me, scrap?
-[small engine revs]

00:21:09.280 --> 00:21:12.360 align:center
-You wanna take me on?
-Troy! I've got the pee wee!
-[Dulcie] Oh, my God.

00:21:12.440 --> 00:21:15.760 align:center
-Dismount the tiny bike!
-[Eddie] Off!

00:21:15.840 --> 00:21:17.040 align:center
-[engine stops]
-Fuck.

00:21:17.120 --> 00:21:18.400 align:center
Get off, Troy!

00:21:18.480 --> 00:21:19.920 align:center
[bike fails to start]

00:21:20.000 --> 00:21:21.640 align:center
Fuckin' no!

00:21:21.720 --> 00:21:25.520 align:center
I didn't do nothing! [sobs]

00:21:25.600 --> 00:21:27.840 align:center
I didn't do nothing.

00:21:40.800 --> 00:21:43.000 align:center
[Dulcie] I found this at the pub today.

00:21:44.600 --> 00:21:49.680 align:center
Troy, did you graffiti the same
penis and testes onto your father's face?

00:21:49.760 --> 00:21:53.040 align:center
What? On the billboard?
No, it was those Land of Crocs wankers.

00:21:53.120 --> 00:21:54.560 align:center
Yeah, it was me.

00:21:54.640 --> 00:21:56.880 align:center
Wh-- You dick and balled dad's face?

00:21:56.960 --> 00:21:59.120 align:center
-[Eddie] Eh! DJ! DJ!
-Did you?

00:21:59.200 --> 00:22:02.360 align:center
Dad said my birthday drawing
made him look like a poof, DJ.

00:22:02.440 --> 00:22:03.600 align:center
-Enough!
-Stop it!

00:22:03.680 --> 00:22:05.080 align:center
I was angry at him.

00:22:05.160 --> 00:22:08.240 align:center
Troy, mate, come on. Look at me.

00:22:08.320 --> 00:22:09.960 align:center
-Dads can be tough, yeah?
-Mm.

00:22:10.040 --> 00:22:11.560 align:center
-We know that.
-Mm.

00:22:11.640 --> 00:22:15.160 align:center
You know, weight of expectation.
It's a lot.

00:22:15.240 --> 00:22:18.040 align:center
Collins, her dad, he was shit.

00:22:18.120 --> 00:22:20.200 align:center
He was an actor. He was in
Brigadoon.

00:22:20.280 --> 00:22:23.480 align:center
N-- Uh, no, he was a brigadier
in the Defence Force.

00:22:23.560 --> 00:22:27.280 align:center
The point is, she understands
why you'd want your dad dead.

00:22:27.360 --> 00:22:29.000 align:center
-No. No.
-[Eddie] Yeah. No.

00:22:29.080 --> 00:22:33.120 align:center
You had a fight with your dad at the pub
because of your gay dick art.

00:22:33.200 --> 00:22:37.120 align:center
No, the fight was because Dad fed Grent
crab and then his throat closed over.

00:22:37.200 --> 00:22:39.920 align:center
-Yeah, Dad says allergies are for poofs.
-Yeah, OK, whatever.

00:22:40.000 --> 00:22:41.840 align:center
And then after that, you killed your dad,

00:22:41.920 --> 00:22:44.360 align:center
you fed his arm to King,
your prehistoric garbage disposal.

00:22:44.440 --> 00:22:46.600 align:center
-That's not what happened!
-Yeah. And then King died

00:22:46.680 --> 00:22:49.360 align:center
because he choked on that arm,
so you chucked him in the river.

00:22:49.440 --> 00:22:52.080 align:center
No, King was already--
He was already in the river.

00:22:52.160 --> 00:22:55.440 align:center
-What?
-Sorry, King was already in the river?

00:22:55.520 --> 00:22:57.600 align:center
Yeah, King got out Saturday night.
The gate was open.

00:22:57.680 --> 00:22:59.160 align:center
That's why we nicked Triple Pet.

00:22:59.240 --> 00:23:00.840 align:center
We thought Frank was still in jail!

00:23:00.920 --> 00:23:02.920 align:center
[Troy] DJ, is it our fault
that Dad's dead?

00:23:03.000 --> 00:23:04.480 align:center
Yeah, Troy. [sobs]

00:23:04.560 --> 00:23:06.600 align:center
King got out, and, right, and then...

00:23:06.680 --> 00:23:08.600 align:center
and then King ate Dad
when Dad fell in the river.

00:23:08.680 --> 00:23:10.280 align:center
Man, it's fuckin' circle of life shit!

00:23:10.360 --> 00:23:13.280 align:center
[Troy] King murdered Dad
because we left the gate open!

00:23:13.360 --> 00:23:14.520 align:center
[sobs]

00:23:14.600 --> 00:23:17.840 align:center
[Eddie] Collins, these two fuckspanners
don't know how Don died.

00:23:17.920 --> 00:23:19.160 align:center
-Agreed.
-Yeah.

00:23:19.240 --> 00:23:22.160 align:center
-Mate! Shut up!
-Troy! DJ!

00:23:22.240 --> 00:23:24.160 align:center
-What the-- What?!
-Hey!

00:23:24.240 --> 00:23:26.720 align:center
Where did you two go after the pub
on Sunday night?

00:23:26.800 --> 00:23:28.240 align:center
Home. Went home.

00:23:28.320 --> 00:23:30.400 align:center
-Home. He was on his thing.
-Twitch.

00:23:30.480 --> 00:23:33.520 align:center
Troy-- Troy was on his Twitch,
and I went out with Rabbit,

00:23:33.600 --> 00:23:34.840 align:center
setting off some fireworks.

00:23:34.920 --> 00:23:36.600 align:center
Look, I've got the videos on me socials
to prove it.

00:23:36.680 --> 00:23:38.680 align:center
-Look, look, 15 blowjobs all in a row.
-[fireworks crackle]

00:23:38.760 --> 00:23:40.760 align:center
Oh, no, thank you.
No fellatio. No, no!

00:23:40.840 --> 00:23:42.320 align:center
No, they're a type of firework.

00:23:42.400 --> 00:23:43.880 align:center
-[Eddie] What?
-[fireworks continue]

00:23:43.960 --> 00:23:45.000 align:center
-Like this.
-OK. Right.

00:23:45.080 --> 00:23:47.680 align:center
Wait, hang on! What?
They're our confiscated fireworks, Troy!

00:23:47.760 --> 00:23:49.480 align:center
-Grab 'em!
-No! Concentrate, please!
-Leave them!

00:23:49.560 --> 00:23:51.440 align:center
Did you see your dad at all?

00:23:51.520 --> 00:23:54.120 align:center
He was due back at your place
after the pub, yes?

00:23:54.200 --> 00:23:56.920 align:center
-No.
-No, Dad went to his place.

00:23:57.000 --> 00:23:58.960 align:center
-He's at-- What? I'm not following. No?
-His place?

00:23:59.040 --> 00:24:02.080 align:center
-He was going to his place.
-Yes, but isn't his place your place?

00:24:02.160 --> 00:24:03.800 align:center
-No.
-It's our place.

00:24:03.880 --> 00:24:05.440 align:center
Well, where the fuck is his place, then?

00:24:05.520 --> 00:24:08.040 align:center
-Dad's donga.
-Dad went to Dad's donga!

00:24:11.040 --> 00:24:13.760 align:center
[man on radio]
You're on
Top End Hot Hits with Beefy and the Skid,

00:24:13.840 --> 00:24:15.800 align:center
where the Mango Madness
is setting in, Skiddy.

00:24:15.880 --> 00:24:17.400 align:center
[Skid]
That's right, Beef.
And, big news,

00:24:17.480 --> 00:24:20.640 align:center
Toby the cadaver dog has joined
the missing backpackers search,

00:24:20.720 --> 00:24:24.000 align:center
just in time for
Jason Wade's Big Barra Bashnanza,

00:24:24.080 --> 00:24:25.960 align:center
which kicks off tomorrow in Dirks River.

00:24:26.040 --> 00:24:28.240 align:center
[Beef]
Maybe Toby will have time
to dip a rod in, Skid.

00:24:28.320 --> 00:24:31.120 align:center
[Skid]
Maybe. Maybe.
[laughs]

00:24:34.000 --> 00:24:37.520 align:center
-[eerie music]
-[insects chirrup]

00:24:46.000 --> 00:24:47.240 align:center
-[Dulcie] No!
-[Eddie] Come on.

00:24:47.320 --> 00:24:49.000 align:center
-[Dulcie] No!
-[Eddie] Why the fuck not?

00:24:49.080 --> 00:24:52.680 align:center
Superintendent confirmed forensics
is en route and the dongle is--

00:24:52.760 --> 00:24:55.440 align:center
Dong-a! It's a portable building. Soft G.

00:24:55.520 --> 00:24:57.120 align:center
Roll the end of the G. Dong-a.

00:24:57.200 --> 00:24:58.800 align:center
However you pronounce it,

00:24:58.880 --> 00:25:01.840 align:center
it is a suspected crime scene,
so we wait for them.

00:25:01.920 --> 00:25:03.800 align:center
No, we make our own destiny. I'm going in.

00:25:03.880 --> 00:25:06.120 align:center
-No, like f...un you are!
-Ugh!

00:25:06.200 --> 00:25:08.120 align:center
We don't have gloves,
we don't have booties,

00:25:08.200 --> 00:25:10.680 align:center
and it's all potential evidence
in there. No.

00:25:10.760 --> 00:25:13.280 align:center
OK, well, I'm going to get Leo
to bring us booties.

00:25:13.360 --> 00:25:14.880 align:center
-Leo?
-Yeah.

00:25:14.960 --> 00:25:16.320 align:center
The journo. Told me about the drone.

00:25:16.400 --> 00:25:18.000 align:center
Why would Leo bring us booties?

00:25:18.080 --> 00:25:20.240 align:center
They were in the shower block
when I was doing my bedtime bog-log,

00:25:20.320 --> 00:25:22.640 align:center
-so I asked them to help us with this.
-No, no, no, they won't.

00:25:22.720 --> 00:25:25.640 align:center
A journalist
is not joining this investigation.

00:25:25.720 --> 00:25:28.080 align:center
God, Eddie, you should have
checked with me first.

00:25:28.160 --> 00:25:29.600 align:center
No, fire them.
Pay them out if you have to.

00:25:29.680 --> 00:25:31.240 align:center
I'm not paying them,
that's the good thing.

00:25:31.320 --> 00:25:34.520 align:center
They just want first dibs on the story
so they can turn it into a podcast.

00:25:34.600 --> 00:25:36.320 align:center
Eh-- What?

00:25:36.400 --> 00:25:38.360 align:center
Collins, we need more hands, OK?

00:25:38.440 --> 00:25:39.840 align:center
Between the two of us
we've got four hands,

00:25:39.920 --> 00:25:41.600 align:center
but none of them
know how to turn on a computer.

00:25:41.680 --> 00:25:42.920 align:center
Leo can handle that for us.

00:25:43.000 --> 00:25:45.640 align:center
Plus! They've got this vibe
where they barely exist,

00:25:45.720 --> 00:25:48.680 align:center
like people don't even notice
when they're being interviewed by them.

00:25:48.760 --> 00:25:50.280 align:center
They think it's the wind.

00:25:51.680 --> 00:25:54.920 align:center
Hey, hey! No, Eddie, don't open that.
I said we were waiting.

00:25:55.000 --> 00:25:56.720 align:center
Oh. I forgot.

00:25:58.880 --> 00:26:00.280 align:center
Ah.

00:26:00.360 --> 00:26:04.960 align:center
Considering the Darrells' place
looked like the BFG's junk drawer,

00:26:05.040 --> 00:26:07.720 align:center
Don kept a remarkably clean dongler.

00:26:07.800 --> 00:26:10.720 align:center
-[Eddie] Ugh. Donga! It's donga.
-[Dulcie] That's what I said.

00:26:12.440 --> 00:26:13.440 align:center
Wait.

00:26:14.560 --> 00:26:17.160 align:center
Is it-- Is it just me,
or is this place on a lean?

00:26:19.040 --> 00:26:21.160 align:center
No, you're right, it is on a lean.

00:26:21.240 --> 00:26:22.800 align:center
-I'm gonna dip a toe in.
-No, don't!

00:26:22.880 --> 00:26:25.000 align:center
-Just a toe. Just a fuckin' pointer toe.
-No!

00:26:25.080 --> 00:26:27.600 align:center
-There is no such th--
-Oh, fuckin' finally, cunts!

00:26:27.680 --> 00:26:29.320 align:center
-Eddie!
-Where have you jizz biscuits been?

00:26:29.400 --> 00:26:31.320 align:center
-Language!
-Got a hard on for your swabs.

00:26:31.400 --> 00:26:33.280 align:center
Despite the ants, this is a workplace.

00:26:33.360 --> 00:26:36.840 align:center
-I've got a semi,
I've got a semi for your swabs.
-Thank you. Hello. Thank you.

00:26:36.920 --> 00:26:38.400 align:center
We didn't go in.

00:26:41.320 --> 00:26:43.800 align:center
-Hi, ma'ams!
-Ah!

00:26:43.880 --> 00:26:45.520 align:center
[Eddie] G'day, Big Eyes!

00:26:50.040 --> 00:26:52.920 align:center
-[Mary] I'm struggling with these, Lynn.
-[Lynn] Just use a hook grip, Mar.

00:26:53.000 --> 00:26:54.760 align:center
-Hi, Lynn!
-Oh, hi, Cath.

00:26:54.840 --> 00:26:56.720 align:center
-Hi, Mary.
-Oh, hi, Cath, yeah.

00:26:56.800 --> 00:26:57.880 align:center
You look busy.

00:26:57.960 --> 00:26:59.800 align:center
[Lynn] Yeah, always got something to do.

00:26:59.880 --> 00:27:01.440 align:center
[Mary] I don't think
it'll all dissolve, Lynn.

00:27:01.520 --> 00:27:03.280 align:center
-[Lynn] Shh!
-[dog barking]

00:27:03.360 --> 00:27:04.720 align:center
Oh, hello!

00:27:04.800 --> 00:27:07.680 align:center
Where did you come from? Good boy!

00:27:07.760 --> 00:27:10.000 align:center
-Aw!
-I've got a new fishing shirt.

00:27:10.080 --> 00:27:11.840 align:center
And a loose tooth as well.

00:27:11.920 --> 00:27:15.080 align:center
Loose tooth? Wow. Is this your dog?

00:27:15.160 --> 00:27:18.280 align:center
Boss isn't Cherry's dog, miss.
No, that's Mav's dog, eh?

00:27:18.360 --> 00:27:20.200 align:center
Found him on the highway, eh.
Oi, cool car, miss.

00:27:20.280 --> 00:27:22.240 align:center
Mav loves cars. He stole one once.

00:27:22.320 --> 00:27:23.320 align:center
Shut up, Cherry.

00:27:23.400 --> 00:27:25.880 align:center
Oh, I stole Simon Creen's car once.

00:27:25.960 --> 00:27:30.480 align:center
It was a uni grassroots guerrilla thing
to protest fee deregulation. [laughs]

00:27:30.560 --> 00:27:32.200 align:center
It didn't work.

00:27:32.280 --> 00:27:34.120 align:center
Can I get a Hurricane drink from LOCAOA?

00:27:34.200 --> 00:27:37.080 align:center
Uh, yeah. Sure, you can.

00:27:37.160 --> 00:27:41.000 align:center
Aunty! She's taking us to Land of Crocs
to see Uncle Al.

00:27:41.080 --> 00:27:44.720 align:center
Oh, good on you, Cath. I was
running out of cans for them to collect.

00:27:44.800 --> 00:27:45.840 align:center
[Mav] Cool, I'm in the front.

00:27:45.920 --> 00:27:47.320 align:center
-Come on, boss.
-Thanks, Miss.

00:27:47.400 --> 00:27:48.640 align:center
Oh, sick! It's got touchscreen!

00:27:48.720 --> 00:27:50.920 align:center
Yeah, sure.

00:27:51.000 --> 00:27:53.200 align:center
This'll be fun.

00:27:53.280 --> 00:27:55.520 align:center
Where are we going, again?

00:27:55.600 --> 00:27:57.360 align:center
Kate put me up for this uni placement

00:27:57.440 --> 00:27:59.720 align:center
because Darwin Forensics
hasn't hired anyone new

00:27:59.800 --> 00:28:02.360 align:center
-since the Azaria Chamberlain case.
-[Eddie] Ah.

00:28:02.440 --> 00:28:05.120 align:center
That's Lauren and Oliver,
the other interns.

00:28:05.200 --> 00:28:08.720 align:center
They're either siblings or they're dating.
I can't actually tell which.

00:28:08.800 --> 00:28:10.880 align:center
Anyway, I'm paired with
Toby the cadaver dog

00:28:10.960 --> 00:28:12.960 align:center
because, according to
the office manager, Diane,

00:28:13.040 --> 00:28:14.120 align:center
we're in the same pay bracket.

00:28:14.200 --> 00:28:16.520 align:center
Yeah, well, I'd get him
away from the water, Big Eyes.

00:28:16.600 --> 00:28:17.880 align:center
He's in the lunch position there.

00:28:17.960 --> 00:28:19.440 align:center
The lunch position, ma'am?

00:28:20.600 --> 00:28:23.280 align:center
Oh, shivers! Um...

00:28:23.360 --> 00:28:25.200 align:center
Toby, come on!

00:28:25.280 --> 00:28:26.800 align:center
-Toby, here, boy.
-[barking]

00:28:26.880 --> 00:28:28.520 align:center
Toby, come on.

00:28:28.600 --> 00:28:29.920 align:center
[barking]

00:28:30.000 --> 00:28:32.000 align:center
[Lauren] Toby, good boy!

00:28:33.520 --> 00:28:35.800 align:center
-Isn't he so cute?
-[Eddie] Mm.

00:28:35.880 --> 00:28:38.320 align:center
Yeah. We're all supposed to be
on the backpacker case,

00:28:38.400 --> 00:28:41.040 align:center
but our boss, the Prof,
sent us here for the day.

00:28:41.120 --> 00:28:43.440 align:center
But I don't mind
because I'm back with my work mums.

00:28:43.520 --> 00:28:45.320 align:center
-So, Abby, I was wond--
-Oh, yeah!

00:28:45.400 --> 00:28:46.840 align:center
Oh, no, sorry. I wasn't going to do that.

00:28:46.920 --> 00:28:48.480 align:center
-Why-- What's happening here?
-Oh, you--

00:28:48.560 --> 00:28:51.440 align:center
-Oh, you didn't want to-- OK, cool.
-No, that's good.

00:28:51.520 --> 00:28:55.520 align:center
-OK, um, how is this investigation going?
-[loud buzzing]

00:28:55.600 --> 00:28:58.480 align:center
Hey, did you hear that?
That's not a spacecraft.

00:28:58.560 --> 00:29:00.600 align:center
I assure you, I did not think it was.

00:29:00.680 --> 00:29:02.640 align:center
It's that hovercunt drone!

00:29:02.720 --> 00:29:04.720 align:center
-Oh, Eddie-- Eddie, leave it!
-Hey! Wait up!

00:29:04.800 --> 00:29:06.360 align:center
No, it knows stuff.

00:29:06.440 --> 00:29:09.200 align:center
Oi! I want to talk about
Sunday night in the pub!

00:29:09.280 --> 00:29:11.800 align:center
So is this a potential crime scene, ma'am?

00:29:11.880 --> 00:29:13.480 align:center
That's what we're trying to figure out.

00:29:13.560 --> 00:29:15.720 align:center
Don was headed here on Sunday night,

00:29:15.800 --> 00:29:20.040 align:center
so we're just looking for anything
to indicate what might have happened.

00:29:20.120 --> 00:29:22.160 align:center
Did Don make it out here?
You know, was he alone?

00:29:22.240 --> 00:29:24.680 align:center
Oh, wait, ma'am.
You've just stepped in some Toby poo.

00:29:24.760 --> 00:29:26.960 align:center
-No. No!
-I'll go get you a bag.

00:29:27.040 --> 00:29:28.280 align:center
Yep, great.

00:29:28.360 --> 00:29:30.440 align:center
Hey, hey!
Get back here, you airborne fuck!

00:29:30.520 --> 00:29:31.560 align:center
I just want to talk!

00:29:31.640 --> 00:29:34.120 align:center
-Hang on.
-Here, ma'am. You can lean on me.

00:29:34.200 --> 00:29:35.360 align:center
Ah, thanks. Right. Right.

00:29:35.440 --> 00:29:36.720 align:center
Ooh.

00:29:38.520 --> 00:29:41.280 align:center
Is anyone missing a bracelet with...

00:29:41.360 --> 00:29:43.400 align:center
straight-pride symbols on it?

00:29:43.480 --> 00:29:45.440 align:center
And an iced coffee?

00:29:56.280 --> 00:29:58.560 align:center
That your bracelet?

00:29:58.640 --> 00:29:59.600 align:center
No.

00:29:59.680 --> 00:30:02.760 align:center
Right, well, we did find it this morning
at your dad's dongra.

00:30:02.840 --> 00:30:04.800 align:center
-His what?
-At the... your dad's--

00:30:04.880 --> 00:30:06.760 align:center
-Donga. Your dad's donga.
-Yeah.

00:30:06.840 --> 00:30:09.320 align:center
OK. Fuck's sake!

00:30:09.400 --> 00:30:10.920 align:center
Were you out there last night?

00:30:11.000 --> 00:30:12.040 align:center
No! I wasn't.

00:30:12.120 --> 00:30:14.400 align:center
I've got five kids under five,
and Grent's never changed a nappy.

00:30:14.480 --> 00:30:15.640 align:center
So that could be anyone's.

00:30:15.720 --> 00:30:18.400 align:center
Sure, but we did see you with it yesterday

00:30:18.480 --> 00:30:21.160 align:center
when you told Don Junior Junior
he couldn't play with it.

00:30:23.880 --> 00:30:26.480 align:center
Well, so what that I was at
the donga last night? What's it to you?

00:30:26.560 --> 00:30:27.960 align:center
What's it to us?

00:30:28.040 --> 00:30:29.600 align:center
What it-- What it to us is

00:30:29.680 --> 00:30:31.440 align:center
is that we think your dad was murdered
out there.

00:30:31.520 --> 00:30:34.640 align:center
-[Dulcie whispers] Eddie, no!
-Just-- Fuck!

00:30:34.720 --> 00:30:36.240 align:center
-Uh...
-[Amber] What?

00:30:36.320 --> 00:30:38.240 align:center
Yeah, yeah. What?

00:30:38.320 --> 00:30:40.200 align:center
You fully said Dad was eaten by a croc.

00:30:40.280 --> 00:30:41.920 align:center
No, we fully didn't.

00:30:42.000 --> 00:30:43.720 align:center
It was you that said that.

00:30:43.800 --> 00:30:46.640 align:center
Amber, we know about your dad's 70th,

00:30:46.720 --> 00:30:49.520 align:center
how he force-fed your husband Grent
mud crabs,

00:30:49.600 --> 00:30:53.240 align:center
and that resulted in a fight
where those crabs were weaponised.

00:30:53.320 --> 00:30:55.880 align:center
Why didn't you tell us about
the crab fight, Amber?

00:30:55.960 --> 00:30:58.960 align:center
Why did you say it was a lovely night?
Clearly, it wasn't.

00:30:59.040 --> 00:31:01.320 align:center
'Cause it's none of your fuckin' business
that Dad is a cunt!

00:31:01.400 --> 00:31:03.000 align:center
Ah.

00:31:04.000 --> 00:31:06.000 align:center
That Dad
was
a cunt!

00:31:06.080 --> 00:31:09.800 align:center
Amber, if you don't tell us
why you were out at the donga,

00:31:09.880 --> 00:31:11.760 align:center
then we're just going to have to guess.

00:31:11.840 --> 00:31:15.880 align:center
And we think you went out there
to cover up a bit of a dad-murder.

00:31:17.640 --> 00:31:19.200 align:center
Tell them the truth, Ambs.

00:31:19.280 --> 00:31:20.840 align:center
Yeah, listen to your mate, Amber.

00:31:20.920 --> 00:31:22.280 align:center
Fuck off.

00:31:22.360 --> 00:31:24.400 align:center
[Amber] Alright, fine.

00:31:25.320 --> 00:31:27.120 align:center
I was out there
'cause I was looking for the money.

00:31:27.200 --> 00:31:29.120 align:center
I didn't find it
because someone else has been out there.

00:31:29.200 --> 00:31:31.680 align:center
I can tell 'cause the donga's
been winched off its blocks.

00:31:31.760 --> 00:31:33.480 align:center
And aside from that,
I couldn't have killed him

00:31:33.560 --> 00:31:35.400 align:center
'cause I was at the hospital
all Sunday night with Grent

00:31:35.480 --> 00:31:36.880 align:center
'cause his throat closed over,
didn't it?

00:31:36.960 --> 00:31:39.280 align:center
Shut up. Wait, what money?

00:31:39.360 --> 00:31:42.160 align:center
-The money he wants back!
-The money who wants back?

00:31:42.240 --> 00:31:45.240 align:center
Him! Fuckin' him! Jason Wade!

00:31:45.320 --> 00:31:50.080 align:center
That Land of Crocs fuck paid Dad 300 grand
and now he wants it back!

00:31:50.160 --> 00:31:53.000 align:center
Can I go? I've got meat in the car.

00:31:55.280 --> 00:31:57.960 align:center
[Leo] So Jason Wade grew up in Adelaide
and attended an elite boys college

00:31:58.040 --> 00:32:01.000 align:center
that was burned down by its own old boys
when it went co-ed.

00:32:01.080 --> 00:32:04.960 align:center
He has no priors, just a caution
for driving 170km

00:32:05.040 --> 00:32:06.920 align:center
in a 160 school zone.

00:32:07.000 --> 00:32:09.000 align:center
-Are you OK?
-[Dulcie] No, I'm not.

00:32:09.080 --> 00:32:13.160 align:center
I'm police, Leo, and all of this
is official police business.

00:32:13.240 --> 00:32:14.320 align:center
-Uh-huh?
-I know.

00:32:14.400 --> 00:32:17.280 align:center
So if you publish anything about this case

00:32:17.360 --> 00:32:19.680 align:center
before a suspect
is convicted of this crime,

00:32:19.760 --> 00:32:23.760 align:center
then not only would justice
not be served for the victim,

00:32:23.840 --> 00:32:28.840 align:center
but the law will come down on you
with the force of a hypernova.

00:32:28.920 --> 00:32:30.160 align:center
Do you understand?

00:32:30.240 --> 00:32:31.240 align:center
-I do.
-Good.

00:32:31.320 --> 00:32:33.800 align:center
But also, if you don't solve this case,
I'm just going to bin the whole thing

00:32:33.880 --> 00:32:35.960 align:center
because nobody wants to hear about losers.

00:32:36.040 --> 00:32:37.200 align:center
Where was I?

00:32:37.280 --> 00:32:39.040 align:center
Anybody want a chip?

00:32:39.120 --> 00:32:42.480 align:center
Yeah, tastes like BO. Good BO.

00:32:42.560 --> 00:32:45.680 align:center
Jason is the star and creator of
Jason Wade's Adventures Down Under

00:32:45.760 --> 00:32:46.920 align:center
and the Marine spin-off,

00:32:47.000 --> 00:32:49.920 align:center
Jason Wade's Adventures Down Under
Goes More Down Under.

00:32:50.000 --> 00:32:51.240 align:center
Eight years ago, he opened

00:32:51.320 --> 00:32:54.120 align:center
Jason Wade's Land of Crocs
and Other Animals Wildlife Park

00:32:54.200 --> 00:32:55.480 align:center
near Dirks River.

00:32:58.600 --> 00:32:59.920 align:center
Oh, no. I'm done.

00:33:00.000 --> 00:33:01.480 align:center
[Dulcie] Oh, OK. Alright, great.

00:33:01.560 --> 00:33:04.080 align:center
Well, we'll head to Land of Crocs now.

00:33:05.240 --> 00:33:08.960 align:center
$350, we got this car yesterday,
is this normal?

00:33:09.040 --> 00:33:10.560 align:center
-[both] Yeah.
-Detectives!

00:33:11.640 --> 00:33:12.640 align:center
Hold up.

00:33:12.720 --> 00:33:14.120 align:center
G'day, Moonboot.

00:33:14.200 --> 00:33:16.720 align:center
-You don't answer your phone.
-Yeah, 'cause it might be a bill.

00:33:16.800 --> 00:33:18.040 align:center
Well, it wasn't a bill, it was me.

00:33:18.120 --> 00:33:21.680 align:center
I was calling because a local man
by the name of Mr Rabbit

00:33:21.760 --> 00:33:23.760 align:center
reported a body part in the river.

00:33:25.040 --> 00:33:27.720 align:center
It's in the water off Dickie's Knob.

00:33:27.800 --> 00:33:28.840 align:center
OK, great.

00:33:28.920 --> 00:33:31.720 align:center
Well, I know a ranger that would love to
take you on a boat to collect that, Luke.

00:33:31.800 --> 00:33:35.560 align:center
No, no, no, see my shift ends
in ten minutes.

00:33:40.520 --> 00:33:43.760 align:center
Oh, no, don't look at me.
I didn't bring my goggles.

00:33:43.840 --> 00:33:45.520 align:center
I'm off to Land of Crocs.

00:33:47.200 --> 00:33:50.440 align:center
[whirring]

00:33:50.520 --> 00:33:53.680 align:center
Get out, you mongrel bastard winch!

00:33:53.760 --> 00:33:54.920 align:center
Get out!

00:33:55.000 --> 00:33:58.440 align:center
[recording]
Did you know
Child Protection Services now has an app?

00:33:58.520 --> 00:34:01.200 align:center
Just key in your 26-digit client PIN
for access--

00:34:01.280 --> 00:34:02.680 align:center
[woman]
You're speaking with Ellen.

00:34:02.760 --> 00:34:04.400 align:center
Oh, oh, oh! Hi! Hello!

00:34:04.480 --> 00:34:06.520 align:center
Hi! Hello! Oh, hi, Ellen.
Ellen, is it?

00:34:06.600 --> 00:34:08.280 align:center
-Yes.
-Yes. Ellen, hi.

00:34:08.360 --> 00:34:10.920 align:center
I'm Michaela Morris and I've recently
become the kinship carer

00:34:11.000 --> 00:34:12.520 align:center
-for my nephew Maverick.
-One moment please.

00:34:12.600 --> 00:34:14.440 align:center
No, don't put me on hold. Ellen.

00:34:14.520 --> 00:34:16.000 align:center
Connecting you with Kinship Services now.

00:34:16.080 --> 00:34:17.160 align:center
-Ellen?
-Thank you.

00:34:17.240 --> 00:34:19.240 align:center
-[music plays over phone]
-Fuck! At least fuckin' lube me up

00:34:19.320 --> 00:34:21.560 align:center
before you fuck me like this, Ellen!

00:34:21.640 --> 00:34:22.760 align:center
[shouts]

00:34:23.640 --> 00:34:25.160 align:center
[brakes squeal]

00:34:27.720 --> 00:34:29.120 align:center
Are you right?

00:34:29.200 --> 00:34:32.280 align:center
[announcement]
It's another big day
at Land of Crocs and Other Animals

00:34:32.360 --> 00:34:36.040 align:center
with our feeding of Chomp kicking off soon
in the croc arena.

00:34:36.120 --> 00:34:39.960 align:center
At 3pm we have the batfish feeding
and don't forget to book in for...

00:34:40.040 --> 00:34:42.720 align:center
Hi. I need to speak with Jason Wade.

00:34:42.800 --> 00:34:44.000 align:center
The office isn't answering.

00:34:44.080 --> 00:34:46.040 align:center
Yeah, sorry.
It's mad during school holidays.

00:34:46.120 --> 00:34:47.960 align:center
One adult, that's $75 please.

00:34:48.040 --> 00:34:49.240 align:center
I'm police.

00:34:49.320 --> 00:34:51.640 align:center
Unless you're a family of four,
it's $75 please.

00:34:53.920 --> 00:34:55.560 align:center
Right. Right, yep.

00:34:57.560 --> 00:34:58.880 align:center
No, I don't need that, I'm just...

00:34:58.960 --> 00:35:00.720 align:center
-Here's your showbag.
-...just gonna try and find--

00:35:00.800 --> 00:35:02.320 align:center
-And here's that.
-Yeah, I just need to know--

00:35:02.400 --> 00:35:05.960 align:center
-And don't forget your ticket.
-Great. Thanks.
-Here you go, have a nice day. Next.

00:35:06.040 --> 00:35:09.160 align:center
-Could you direct me towards
back of house?
-Just a minute.

00:35:09.240 --> 00:35:11.000 align:center
Thank you so much.
Stand on the black X there, please.

00:35:11.080 --> 00:35:13.160 align:center
Oh, I just need to be directed towards
back of house.

00:35:13.240 --> 00:35:18.080 align:center
OK, Big Fella is to your left,
so look up at him super scared.

00:35:18.160 --> 00:35:19.600 align:center
Who's up there? Oh.

00:35:19.680 --> 00:35:23.600 align:center
[announcement]
At 3pm Kate and Kate
are going into the Tube of Doom.

00:35:23.680 --> 00:35:28.720 align:center
And then, at 4pm, folks, we have
the Sooty Grunter feeding with me, Roisin.

00:35:28.800 --> 00:35:31.760 align:center
OK? But starting now
in the CrocaSphere...

00:35:31.840 --> 00:35:33.360 align:center
-Just go through, please.
-Right. OK.

00:35:33.440 --> 00:35:36.000 align:center
...it's croc feeding time with Big Fella!

00:35:36.080 --> 00:35:39.080 align:center
[man, on P.A.]
Thanks, Roisin.
Take a seat, folks.

00:35:39.160 --> 00:35:42.160 align:center
Welcome, welcome. G'day everyone.

00:35:42.240 --> 00:35:47.280 align:center
My name is Al, and I'm the Land of Crocs
and Other Animals Indigenous Ambassador.

00:35:47.360 --> 00:35:48.800 align:center
[applause]

00:35:48.880 --> 00:35:50.520 align:center
Can you just
take your seat, please, ma'am?

00:35:50.600 --> 00:35:54.640 align:center
-Can you just take your seat, please?
-And this has been in my people's country
since time immemorial.

00:35:54.720 --> 00:35:57.640 align:center
[sparse atmospheric
Indigenous music plays]

00:36:04.520 --> 00:36:10.320 align:center
-Sit down.
-[Al] Today, I welcome everyone
in the CrocaSphere to my country.

00:36:10.400 --> 00:36:11.640 align:center
Cath?

00:36:11.720 --> 00:36:13.760 align:center
-Sit down!
-[Al] My people have lived in harmony...

00:36:13.840 --> 00:36:15.880 align:center
-Just sit down.
-...with this ancient land...
-I am!

00:36:15.960 --> 00:36:17.920 align:center
-...for over 100,000 years...
-Oh, my God!

00:36:18.000 --> 00:36:22.080 align:center
...caring for country, respecting country
and all its creatures.

00:36:22.160 --> 00:36:23.320 align:center
Why does Uncle have that yidaki?

00:36:23.400 --> 00:36:25.040 align:center
He doesn't even know how to play.

00:36:25.120 --> 00:36:26.840 align:center
Like
dungalaba.

00:36:26.920 --> 00:36:29.960 align:center
[trills]

00:36:30.040 --> 00:36:33.600 align:center
Dungalaba
is Language for my totem,
the saltwater crocodile.

00:36:33.680 --> 00:36:34.840 align:center
[applause]

00:36:34.920 --> 00:36:38.360 align:center
And now, a special surprise for you all,

00:36:38.440 --> 00:36:42.960 align:center
the Top End's favourite son, Jason Wade!

00:36:43.040 --> 00:36:46.520 align:center
[cheering and applause]

00:36:46.600 --> 00:36:48.760 align:center
[Jason] Thanks, Al.
Everybody, give it up for him.

00:36:48.840 --> 00:36:50.160 align:center
I'll tell you what folks,

00:36:50.240 --> 00:36:53.680 align:center
no-one knows these rivers and these crocs
better than our mate Al.

00:36:53.760 --> 00:36:55.760 align:center
We've all learnt so much from him.

00:36:55.840 --> 00:36:58.160 align:center
[cheering and applause]

00:36:59.320 --> 00:37:01.360 align:center
-G'day, g'day.
-[crowd] G'day, g'day.

00:37:01.440 --> 00:37:03.040 align:center
-G'day, g'day.
-[crowd, louder] G'day, g'day.

00:37:03.120 --> 00:37:05.000 align:center
-G'day, g'day.
-[crowd] G'day, g'day.

00:37:05.080 --> 00:37:06.600 align:center
My name is Jason Wade.

00:37:06.680 --> 00:37:08.720 align:center
I might host a couple of TV shows...

00:37:08.800 --> 00:37:11.520 align:center
-[cheering]
-Few fans in the house! Love it.

00:37:11.600 --> 00:37:15.240 align:center
But seriously, we all know
who the real star of today is.

00:37:15.320 --> 00:37:19.400 align:center
Ladies and gents,
give it up for Big Fella!

00:37:19.480 --> 00:37:22.560 align:center
Let's get him out here
and give him a feed!

00:37:31.520 --> 00:37:34.320 align:center
[Eddie] Yeah, so Moonboot
said that Rabbit said

00:37:34.400 --> 00:37:36.080 align:center
that the body part was up around this way.

00:37:36.160 --> 00:37:41.680 align:center
So we've just got to go up that um,
trib... trib... tribitur...tree, uh,

00:37:41.760 --> 00:37:42.960 align:center
by Dickie's Knob.

00:37:43.040 --> 00:37:45.480 align:center
So I reckon
we just head downstream, Miffy.

00:37:45.560 --> 00:37:48.280 align:center
It's Miki!
Do you seriously not remember me?

00:37:48.360 --> 00:37:50.720 align:center
Miki Morris! We went to school together.

00:37:50.800 --> 00:37:54.200 align:center
Oh, come on! It was you, me, my cousins,

00:37:54.280 --> 00:37:56.840 align:center
a bunch of white dogs
talking racist shit about us

00:37:56.920 --> 00:37:59.480 align:center
even though they only shared one fuckin'
face between them like it was a bong.

00:37:59.560 --> 00:38:00.560 align:center
Come on!

00:38:00.640 --> 00:38:02.040 align:center
You coat hangered me in Home Ec.

00:38:02.120 --> 00:38:05.280 align:center
Yeah, because I'd invite you out for darts
at the creepy-face tree

00:38:05.360 --> 00:38:07.040 align:center
and you'd dog me every time.

00:38:07.120 --> 00:38:08.200 align:center
Yeah. Cool.

00:38:08.280 --> 00:38:10.920 align:center
So, what's been happening?
You still at school?

00:38:11.000 --> 00:38:12.480 align:center
I'm 44.

00:38:12.560 --> 00:38:13.800 align:center
No shit! Me too.

00:38:13.880 --> 00:38:17.080 align:center
Hey, I reckon we need to go to
where the crocodile in the sunnies is.

00:38:18.080 --> 00:38:20.760 align:center
You do realise
that's an activity map for kids?

00:38:22.040 --> 00:38:24.120 align:center
-Hard-- Hard left, I reckon, Miffy.
-[beep]

00:38:24.200 --> 00:38:26.480 align:center
[beeping continues]

00:38:28.600 --> 00:38:30.880 align:center
-Is that your sonar or work's?
-Work's.

00:38:32.160 --> 00:38:33.960 align:center
-[Eddie] That's a bull shark.
-[Miki] I know.

00:38:34.040 --> 00:38:37.760 align:center
Bull shark give birth to live young,
like you.

00:38:37.840 --> 00:38:40.920 align:center
You gave birth to your live young.

00:38:41.000 --> 00:38:44.200 align:center
Is that-- Is that how it happened?

00:38:44.280 --> 00:38:46.160 align:center
What's that one? Is that a swordfish?

00:38:46.240 --> 00:38:48.920 align:center
Swordfish cut their prey in half
with their nose.

00:38:49.000 --> 00:38:50.640 align:center
It's not a swordfish, alright?

00:38:50.720 --> 00:38:53.160 align:center
I know what a swordfish is
and that's not a swordfish!

00:38:53.240 --> 00:38:55.120 align:center
Worse than my kids.

00:38:55.200 --> 00:38:56.640 align:center
Is it a torso?

00:38:58.840 --> 00:39:01.040 align:center
Oh, bugger. It's just a foot.

00:39:01.120 --> 00:39:03.200 align:center
That's not going to help us,
unless Don died of tinea.

00:39:03.280 --> 00:39:05.720 align:center
Ugh! Where's its big toe?

00:39:05.800 --> 00:39:08.520 align:center
-[buzzing]
-[Eddie] What's that sound?

00:39:08.600 --> 00:39:10.880 align:center
The hovercunt! Yes!

00:39:13.040 --> 00:39:14.080 align:center
Oi!

00:39:15.360 --> 00:39:16.920 align:center
Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo!

00:39:17.000 --> 00:39:18.840 align:center
Shit shot, my arse.

00:39:22.080 --> 00:39:24.440 align:center
[Dulcie] I'm investigating
Don Darrell's death.

00:39:24.520 --> 00:39:26.520 align:center
OK, and you've spoken to Amber Darrell.

00:39:26.600 --> 00:39:28.840 align:center
I have. And your name came up.

00:39:28.920 --> 00:39:30.760 align:center
You think there's something going on
with me and Amber?

00:39:30.840 --> 00:39:32.920 align:center
-Uh, no, that is not what I thought.
-[laughs]

00:39:33.000 --> 00:39:35.160 align:center
-Dulcie, come on.
-"Detective" is fine.

00:39:35.240 --> 00:39:37.120 align:center
How do I put this politely?

00:39:37.200 --> 00:39:39.720 align:center
My wife, Althea,

00:39:39.800 --> 00:39:41.920 align:center
is a former runner-up Miss Australia.

00:39:42.000 --> 00:39:44.080 align:center
She's won Fashion on the Field,
she's beautiful.

00:39:44.160 --> 00:39:47.000 align:center
Here, have a look at her cover of Maxim.
Pre-kids, of course.

00:39:47.080 --> 00:39:49.880 align:center
It's really not necessary
for me to see your wife's photos.

00:39:49.960 --> 00:39:51.520 align:center
But you get it, though, right?

00:39:51.600 --> 00:39:54.920 align:center
If I have an affair, it won't be
with someone like Amber Darrell.

00:39:55.000 --> 00:39:56.840 align:center
She doesn't even
register as a woman to me.

00:39:56.920 --> 00:39:59.640 align:center
Well, that is not why your name came up.

00:39:59.720 --> 00:40:01.720 align:center
She told us about the $300,000.

00:40:03.080 --> 00:40:04.800 align:center
Oh, that. [laughs]

00:40:04.880 --> 00:40:06.920 align:center
Oh, you had be worried there
for a second, Dulcie.

00:40:07.000 --> 00:40:09.200 align:center
-Detective.
-[sighs]

00:40:09.280 --> 00:40:12.520 align:center
Why did you give Don Darrell $300,000?

00:40:12.600 --> 00:40:14.600 align:center
It's to buy King.

00:40:14.680 --> 00:40:16.560 align:center
The biggest crock in the Territory.

00:40:16.640 --> 00:40:17.920 align:center
I've been trying to buy him for years.

00:40:18.000 --> 00:40:22.480 align:center
I knew the Darrells were struggling,
so I made Don an offer he couldn't refuse.

00:40:22.560 --> 00:40:24.360 align:center
I paid him the cash Friday.

00:40:24.440 --> 00:40:26.600 align:center
Gonna need that back, obviously,
now that he's dead.

00:40:26.680 --> 00:40:28.600 align:center
-Don?
-No, King.

00:40:28.680 --> 00:40:30.040 align:center
I can wait till after the funeral.

00:40:30.120 --> 00:40:31.880 align:center
You know?
I don't need the cash, obviously.

00:40:31.960 --> 00:40:34.360 align:center
[chuckles] Make more than that each week
off Hurricane drinks.

00:40:34.440 --> 00:40:37.120 align:center
Yeah, that makes sense.
They are $35 a pop.

00:40:37.200 --> 00:40:40.640 align:center
Can't believe you thought I was
having an affair with Amber Darrell!

00:40:40.720 --> 00:40:44.080 align:center
-[mimics retching]
-Not what I thought, so--

00:40:44.160 --> 00:40:46.800 align:center
Anyway, missus and I
have an event to get to.

00:40:46.880 --> 00:40:49.360 align:center
We're Pearl Ambassadors,
so let me walk you out.

00:40:49.440 --> 00:40:50.440 align:center
Oh, I--

00:40:50.520 --> 00:40:52.280 align:center
I'll see if I can remember
where the staff exit is.

00:40:52.360 --> 00:40:56.320 align:center
Not on the ground much anymore,
just, uh, flat-chat, filming my show.

00:40:56.400 --> 00:40:57.840 align:center
Editing season 12 right now.

00:40:57.920 --> 00:40:59.320 align:center
Yeah, and then we're gonna do a series

00:40:59.400 --> 00:41:00.800 align:center
where I drive a fast car
over a salt lake...

00:41:00.880 --> 00:41:03.280 align:center
-Oh, that's alright, I'll get that.
-...back and forth, me and big Russ,

00:41:03.360 --> 00:41:04.640 align:center
Russell Crowe. [laughs]

00:41:07.560 --> 00:41:10.000 align:center
[dramatic music plays]

00:41:19.320 --> 00:41:21.360 align:center
Hey, Leo!

00:41:21.440 --> 00:41:23.000 align:center
I shot down the hovercunt.

00:41:23.080 --> 00:41:25.480 align:center
So I need you to see if
there's any footage on the drone

00:41:25.560 --> 00:41:27.000 align:center
of Don leaving the pub.

00:41:27.080 --> 00:41:29.360 align:center
So, yeah, I action you to action that.

00:41:29.440 --> 00:41:31.000 align:center
Come on, quick dicks, Leo.

00:41:31.080 --> 00:41:32.480 align:center
Mm-hm?

00:41:32.560 --> 00:41:35.040 align:center
-[Leo] Ugh!
-[Eddie] That's a foot.
Don't worry about that.

00:41:35.120 --> 00:41:39.200 align:center
Eddie! I met the most amazing dog today.

00:41:39.280 --> 00:41:40.880 align:center
Awesome. Yeah, great.

00:41:40.960 --> 00:41:42.600 align:center
Look!

00:41:42.680 --> 00:41:45.240 align:center
-[squeals] His name's Boss!
-Yeah.

00:41:45.320 --> 00:41:47.400 align:center
I'm a bit too busy to talk about dogs
right now, Cath.

00:41:47.480 --> 00:41:48.960 align:center
Hey, um, Leo, can we hurry this up?

00:41:49.040 --> 00:41:51.280 align:center
I need to get this foot to forensics
before it gets soupy.

00:41:51.360 --> 00:41:54.080 align:center
[Leo] There is footage
saved on this drone.

00:41:54.160 --> 00:41:56.080 align:center
[Eddie] Is there anything
from Sunday night?

00:42:00.800 --> 00:42:03.200 align:center
-[Oliver] I'm going outside, Lozzie.
-[Lauren] OK.

00:42:03.280 --> 00:42:06.040 align:center
[Oliver] Oh, bloody hell. That was
a monumental waste of time.

00:42:06.120 --> 00:42:08.480 align:center
There is absolutely nothing here
to suggest this is a crime scene.

00:42:08.560 --> 00:42:11.320 align:center
[Abby] Yeah, because someone's
hosed the site down, Oliver.

00:42:11.400 --> 00:42:12.960 align:center
I mean, look, there's water runoff,

00:42:13.040 --> 00:42:14.840 align:center
even though it hasn't rained here
since last April.

00:42:14.920 --> 00:42:17.080 align:center
Of course it's rained here since then,
Ally, that's ridiculous.

00:42:17.160 --> 00:42:19.640 align:center
-No, it's the tropics.
-Grab Toby, yeah? We're leaving.

00:42:19.720 --> 00:42:21.480 align:center
Lozzie, let's get out of here.

00:42:21.560 --> 00:42:24.120 align:center
-[Lauren] OK, Ollie.
-Toby, where are you?

00:42:24.200 --> 00:42:26.400 align:center
[attempts to whistle] Toby?

00:42:26.480 --> 00:42:27.960 align:center
Toby?

00:42:28.040 --> 00:42:29.480 align:center
[blows, spits]

00:42:29.560 --> 00:42:31.800 align:center
-[attempts to whistle]
-[splash]

00:42:31.880 --> 00:42:34.840 align:center
Frig! Frig! Frig! The lunch position!

00:42:36.120 --> 00:42:37.480 align:center
Toby?

00:42:39.520 --> 00:42:41.640 align:center
-Toby?
-[barking]

00:42:41.720 --> 00:42:44.200 align:center
Toby, is that you?

00:42:44.280 --> 00:42:46.840 align:center
[barking]

00:42:46.920 --> 00:42:48.920 align:center
Oliver, Toby found a toe!

00:42:49.000 --> 00:42:50.520 align:center
It is the crime scene!

00:42:50.600 --> 00:42:52.360 align:center
[whining]

00:42:52.440 --> 00:42:56.680 align:center
No, Toby, that's evidence! Toby, no!

00:42:56.760 --> 00:42:58.160 align:center
[sighs]

00:42:59.160 --> 00:43:01.320 align:center
[Eddie] Yeah, this is good, Leo,
but there's no one around.

00:43:01.400 --> 00:43:03.400 align:center
The joint's dead.
Looks like a model railway.

00:43:03.480 --> 00:43:06.480 align:center
-Just go around the corner.
-[Leo] I can't turn the camera around,
I'm not controlling it.

00:43:06.560 --> 00:43:07.760 align:center
[Eddie] No, I've seen people do it.

00:43:07.840 --> 00:43:09.520 align:center
[Leo] No, you've seen
Google Street View.

00:43:09.600 --> 00:43:10.680 align:center
[ding]

00:43:10.760 --> 00:43:13.600 align:center
Oh, that's just me.
That's 76 photos of Boss.

00:43:13.680 --> 00:43:16.000 align:center
[Eddie] Cool.
No, no, don't, don't go away!

00:43:16.080 --> 00:43:19.320 align:center
I haven't seen Don leave the pub.
Where are you going now?

00:43:19.400 --> 00:43:22.880 align:center
Wait. I know where that is.

00:43:22.960 --> 00:43:24.680 align:center
That's near Don's donga.

00:43:26.080 --> 00:43:27.960 align:center
That's his bloody jetty.

00:43:29.600 --> 00:43:31.080 align:center
G'day, g'day.

00:43:32.240 --> 00:43:34.000 align:center
Who do we have here, then?

00:43:34.080 --> 00:43:38.400 align:center
[Jason] So I'm doing K2, then Denali,
then Everest with Nat Geo.

00:43:38.480 --> 00:43:41.840 align:center
And then I'm back here for a six-parter
where we barbecue fish on the beach.

00:43:41.920 --> 00:43:46.320 align:center
Sounds fun. Jason, I also will need
your whereabouts for last Sunday night.

00:43:46.400 --> 00:43:48.840 align:center
-My P.A.s know my diary,
so just give them a call.
-Great. Who are they?

00:43:48.920 --> 00:43:51.400 align:center
This is the exit. Do you need a selfie
with me to show the girls back home?

00:43:51.480 --> 00:43:54.920 align:center
-Ah, no, I think the girls are fine.
-Great, great. Awesome, awesome.

00:43:55.000 --> 00:43:56.600 align:center
Really great to meet you, Dulcie.

00:43:56.680 --> 00:43:58.240 align:center
Really special. OK. Take care.

00:43:58.320 --> 00:44:01.840 align:center
And your P.A.'s contacts,
I'll just get the numbers of the...

00:44:01.920 --> 00:44:03.200 align:center
Mm.

00:44:03.280 --> 00:44:05.680 align:center
Thank you. That was-- Yeah.

00:44:09.120 --> 00:44:10.360 align:center
[sighs]

00:44:13.120 --> 00:44:15.560 align:center
[phone rings]

00:44:16.680 --> 00:44:18.120 align:center
Eddie?

00:44:18.200 --> 00:44:20.680 align:center
Collins, there was someone else
out at Don's donga.

00:44:20.760 --> 00:44:22.760 align:center
They got picked up on the drone
on Sunday night.

00:44:22.840 --> 00:44:24.960 align:center
They're dragging Don's body up the jetty.

00:44:25.040 --> 00:44:27.040 align:center
[Dulcie]
What? Can you tell who it is?

00:44:27.120 --> 00:44:29.320 align:center
-It's Chomp.
-Sorry, it's who?

00:44:29.400 --> 00:44:32.240 align:center
-God!
-Chomp, from Land of Crocs.

00:44:32.320 --> 00:44:34.840 align:center
He's our killer! Collins?

00:44:34.920 --> 00:44:36.040 align:center
Collins, are you still there?

00:44:38.680 --> 00:44:41.200 align:center
What the fuck?

00:44:42.800 --> 00:44:44.320 align:center
Whoa!

00:44:44.400 --> 00:44:45.560 align:center
Hey!

00:44:45.640 --> 00:44:46.800 align:center
[grunts]

00:44:55.000 --> 00:44:58.040 align:center
[breathes heavily]

00:45:03.040 --> 00:45:05.960 align:center
[theme music plays]

00:46:27.760 --> 00:46:29.800 align:center
[music ends]
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