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Does Barra Creek get many body parts
lodged inside dead reptiles?

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Blunt has made the wrong ID
on that arm, I can feel it.

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I think we've got a John Doe on our hands.

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That's not a croc bite.
That's been chopped off.

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Now we're looking for a missing person
and
a fuckin' killer!

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-We?
-Yes, yes, fuckin' yes.

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If I can identify the croc from the river,
then we find our killer.

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The Darrells' pet croc, King,
is still alive,

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so I've got one more place to check out.

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-What are you doing here?
-It's dead.

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Triple Pet!
The best croc in the Territory.

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He must have been who was dead
in the river.

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-[gunshot]
-Fuck! Get down, get down!

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No, he's not going to shoot us.
He's my fuckin' dad.

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[DJ] Is that your cock and balls
on my dad's face?

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Respect my dad!
He's the king of the river!

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-Dad!
-[all scream and sob]

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[eerie music plays]

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-[night birds call]
-[engine putters]

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[Eddie] Nah. We got more chance of
finding a shit with wings

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than more of Don Darrell's body tonight.

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Some croc's probably
tucked him away like a...

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drag queen's dick by now.

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Or I'd say he's been eaten already.

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What?

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What?

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Were you ever going to tell me
that your dad lives in Barra Creek?

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Ugh! Here we go.

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Well, you specifically said that
you have no family here, Eddie.

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Yeah, because I thought he was in jail.

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[Dulcie] Well, feel free to
tell me about your hometown

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while we are investigating a case
in
your
hometown

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so I don't make a complete git of myself.

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Well, you're doing a pretty good job
of that yourself by now.

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Oh, the glasses are for motion sickness!

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Mate, who cares
who kept what from who, OK?

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We're trying to solve
a high-profile murder here.

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Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying.

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So, tomorrow morning,
we hit the ground running,

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get his autopsy report
and we fingerprint his cage.

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What? Whose cage?

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Triple Pet, my crocodile!

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Eddie, we are investigating a homicide.

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This is a fuckin' homicide!

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"Hom" means "human".

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Right! Now I'd like to say

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a few words about Triple Pet,
my crocodile brother.

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-Please don't. Please, no.
-Triple Pet, you loved eating.

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Um, specifically pets.
Three of them, to be exact.

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And I know we had our challenges.

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I accidentally shot off
three of your scutes with a slug gun

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and you tried to eat me a lot.

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But you were my best mate.

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And I solemnly vow to find your killer
and avenge your death and so does Collins.

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-No, I don't.
-And now for your favourite song.

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-Oh Christ...
♪ Eddie, it is 4am...
-♪ Cracklin' Rose ♪

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♪ you're a store-bought woman ♪

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♪ You make me sing like a guitar hummin' ♪

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-[groans]
-♪ So hang on to me, girl ♪

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♪ Our song keeps playin' on ♪

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-♪ Play it now, play it now ♪
-Please stop moving your bottom!

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-♪ Play it now, my baby ♪♪
-It's jiggling the boat, Eddie!

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[theme song plays]

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-[birds sing]
-[gentle music plays]

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Now, that was a silly brawl last night.

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-[man speaks indistinctly]
-Hey-- Yeah.

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And Don's death is no excuse
for you to kick off again now.

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Let's get this road on the show,
shall we?

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Wait, wait, wait.
What's with this... get up?

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You look like a beachy mortician.
You need to get involved with this, mate!

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100% petroleum, moisture-wicking,

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hammerhead shark on the back.

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OK, yep. Wowee. Yep.

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Not as good as Bushy's shirt though.

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Oh, mate! If you'd have seen that one!

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Fuckin' bull croc on the front,
helicopter on the back,

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-double the action, you know?
-I don't.

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So, any word on Don's autopsy?

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Uh, no.
Apparently forensics are busy.

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But we'll head to Darwin
once the autopsy's confirmed.

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-OK, when do we meet our team?
-Uh, there is no team!

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All personnel have been diverted to
Taskforce Hammare for the backpacker case.

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-My loves!
-Hi.

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I bought us new drink bottles.

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I've taped the "What colour is your piss?"
dehydration guide on the side.

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-Oh, love. Thank you.
-Yeah, good on you, Cath.

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Eddie, I'm so glad you're here
reconnecting with your dad.

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-No, I'm not.
-Such a beautiful experience.

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-No, it's not.
-Thank you for letting us be part of it.

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-No, Cath, no.
-[horn beeps]

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-[Frank] Here! Move out of the way.
-What's the fuckin' old scrote up to now?

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Hold that. I'm going to talk to him
about Triple Pet.

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OK, my love, I'm going to a camping store

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to buy us a family piss bucket.

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-Oi!
-Oh. Why are you still here?

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I don't know. I thought we could reconnect

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over a nice cup of Moccona.

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I'm investigating
the Don Darrell homicide, dickhead.

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Oh, don't you fuckin' talk to me
about Don Darrell.

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He's fuckin' dead to me!

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I tell you what, if you had
one dram of fuckin' loyalty in you, girl,

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-he'd be fuckin' dead to you too.
-He is dead to me!

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He's fuckin' dead to everybody
'cause he's fuckin' dead.

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What did you do with Triple Pet?

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What? You got tits for ears?

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I told you last night. Somebody stole him.

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Oh, really? OK. Yeah?

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And that's how he wound up dead
in the river

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with Don Darrell's arm in his mouth,
is it?

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What are you on about, girl?
That's not Triple Pet.

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Look at those bumps
on the top of its head.

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That croc's got all its scutes.
Triple Pet's got half his missing.

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And we both know how that happened,
shit shot.

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-So where's Triple Pet, then?
-I don't bloody know.

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-[whirring]
-Oh, come on! Not this arsehole again!

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Get fucked, hovercunt!

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-Oi, you, hovercunt, piss off!
-Piss off, you fuckin' dog!

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-Frank.
-Fuck-- Eh?

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Frank, hi. Hello. I'm um... I'm Dulcie.

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I didn't get a chance to meet properly
when you were shooting at us.

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Yeah, I know about you.

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Have a look at the pair of you, hey?

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Shetland pony and a lesbian giraffe.

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It's like a fuckin' Disney film
come to life. [laughs]

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-Good luck with the case, Edwina.
-[beeping]

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You're off to a fuckin' flyer so far.

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[Pat] This building used to be
the old school.

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-Eddie would remember that, wouldn't you?
-[Eddie] Yep.

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Yeah, so anyway, here's the keys
to your vehicle, alright?

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That's on loan from
the boys at the Dirks River Station.

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So I'd give it a wipe down if I was you.

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-Ah.
-The kitchen, just over here.

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Bathroom's out the back.
The toilet is non-load bearing.

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So just hover over the top of it
like you're riding an invisible motorbike.

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That's it. Just make yourselves at home.

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-I'm retiring next week.
-Oh!

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So I'm doing the handover
with my replacement.

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So far it's been like
hand-rearing a baby duck.

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Senior Sergeant Heffernan.

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Oh, speak of the devil.

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Uh, Detectives, this is the incoming
Barra Creek sergeant Luke Ferguson.

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Hey, I know you!

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Used to work at HQ.

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Bushy put his dick in your yoghurt
that time, remember that?

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-[Eddie laughs]
-I do. I do remember that.

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Yeah! You still making that homebrew?

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Stuff that tastes like
a banana pissed itself.

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-It was tropical sour.
-Oh, yeah, it was potent.

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Couldn't stop pissing brown, for a week!

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What's the deal with the moonboot,
Moonboot?

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I had a procedure done
on my plantar fasciitis.

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Uh, the Don Darrell autopsy report's
taking an awfully long time to print.

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Sorry, the autopsy's been done already?

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Yes, and it's taking
a very long time to print.

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[Pat] OK, well just bring it in to
the detectives when it's done, Luke.

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I can't do that, Senior Sergeant.

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You are supposed to be taking me through
the emergency SOPs

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all the way through to lunchtime.

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I'm only rostered on until 3pm.
It'll be overtime after that.

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Yeah, OK. OK. Yep.

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[softly] Jeez, if the weather
doesn't do me in, that boy will.

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Just hold tight.

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Right, you've gotta open the tray...
[continues indistinctly]

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[Dulcie] What kind of
backyard forensics office

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does an autopsy without
informing the detectives in charge?

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It's Territory forensics, mate.

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Pretty much just three blokes
and a Commodore 64.

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-You've just got to be firm with it.
-[Luke] Senior Sergeant!

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Yes! Coming, Luke!

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-No, it's--
-Down low, too slow.

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Weapon used in the post-mortem
disarticulation of D. Darrell

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is a weapon with a cutting edge
attached to a handle or hilt.

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-So... A knife.
-It's a knife. That's a knife, right.

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So... his head and arm
were removed after death.

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What else does it say?

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-That's just it, the knife bit.
-What?

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-That's not-- No, it's not.
-Yeah, it is.

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No, what about the time of death
or the cause of death?

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-Just the knife.
-Is there a tox report?

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"Cause of death unknown"!

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[Eddie] Yeah, they need the torso.
It's got all the vital organs,

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the heart, the lungs,
the bum and the boobs.

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Sure, but this isn't a forensics report.
This is a book blurb.

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Forget about it.
We'll figure this out some other way.

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Forensics is a crutch for you anyway.

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Come on, let's just go to the Darrells,

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shake their shorts,
see what turds fall out.

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-Come on, you can drive.
-Oh, can I?

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Oh, Eddie, in interviews we refer to
Don's death as a fishing accident.

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No mention
we're treating it as a murder.

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I know!
I'll be confidential as fuck, mate.

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I always am.

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-Hi.
-Fuck.

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Pat was going to give me a quote about
Don Darrell and then forgot about me.

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I heard everything you said.

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-[door opens]
-You're a fuckin' journo?

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Yes, I'm Leo Lee. I write
the NT Times daily Crocwatch column.

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Right, well, obviously, I'm a fan,
but if you print anything we just said,

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I'll do you
for perverting the course of justice, OK?

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-That's not the charge for that.
-Just keep your hole shut.

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OK, but I'm a trained journalist,
so you should let me investigate with you.

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I'm dangerously bored in my job.

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I've written the same weekly
croc attack article for months now

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and not one person's noticed.

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Leo, your help with the crime scene
photos was appreciated,

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but I am running
a professional investigation here,

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so thank you and no thank you
and goodbye, please and thank you.

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Oh.

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-Uh, there's a recycling bin over--
-Yes, yes, yeah, OK. Thank you. Ta.

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Oi! Reddy! That bike, that's not yours!

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Do I know you?

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-Yes. It's Miki.
-Hi, Aunty!

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Don't call her Aunty, bub,
she's not black.

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Yes, she is.

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Did you pretend to be black
to take my ten-year-old's bike?

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No! And I didn't take the bike.

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Yeah, she paid me $120
to hire it for three days, cash.

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Yeah, so we can pay
to get Uncle Al's boat fixed.

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Yeah, because I put dog biscuits
in the fuel tank.

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-Right, well...
-What?

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...return it in good condition
and pump up the tyres.

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-Come on, let's go.
-Wait, wait, wait! Miffy!

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You're a ranger, yeah?

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So my crocodile brother Triple Pet's
gone missing.

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-Have you seen him in the area?
-Listen, blue heelers,

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if you want my ancestral knowledge
and my professional expertise

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for your police investigation,

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then you can contact my boss, Keith.

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Keith can contact me
and I can tell Keith to fuck right off.

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Here you go.

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Your sunnies.

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Alright, come on, you lot.

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Auntie Mary said you can collect some cans
at the pub while I'm at work today.

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Love the school holidays.

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-Come on, Mav!
-OK, thanks.

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-How many cans do we need to collect
to make $300?
-[Eddie] That ranger's a bit of a punish.

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[boy replies indistinctly]

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Freaky eyes.
Too many fuckin' colours, if you ask me.

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Looks like a poisonous frog.

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Put the-- We don't need the bike, Eddie!
We have the car. We have an adult car now.

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I've still got five hours left
on the rental.

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-[Dulcie] Let's just go.
-[Eddie] No worries.

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I'm going to be your human map.

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-[♪ Dave Dobbyn's "Slice Of Heaven"
plays loudly]
-[both exclaim]

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-[indistinct]
-I don't know where...

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-Turn it off!
-I don't know which one it is!

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-OK!
-The fuckin' button there.

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[music ends]

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Fucking...

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[Eddie] Alright, so when we get there,
I'll take the lead with the Darrells.

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[Dulcie] Really? You think that's wise?

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Amber all but kneecapped you last night.

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At least I'm local, mate.
You stink of rich.

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One look at you
and then they'll know you played the oboe

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and you're terrified of arse-play.

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It was the clarinet, actually.

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-[ringing]
-Oh, it's the superintendent.

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Leave it. We're almost there.

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-Superintendent.
-[Culkin]
Detective.

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I'm just out for a laksa,
thought I'd give you a call,

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see how you got on this morning.

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[Dulcie]
Well, we've just arrived
at the Darrells' now, sir.

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So hopefully we can question
all of the family members,

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get them to piece together
a picture of Don's final hours.

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[coughs] OK. And, uh,
how's Detective Redcliffe getting on?

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Really... Really great, actually,
but she'd like a therapy puppet.

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-Would she? Really? A puppet?
-[whispers] Fuck you!

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OK. To each their own.

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I'll let HR know. [chuckles]
They'll be rapt.

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I'm doing too many things here.

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Oh, actually, sir, we could use
your assistance with forensics.

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Don Darrell's autopsy report
was all of eight words.

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They didn't give us a cause of death.

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Now, we appreciate that
they need more body parts,

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but we expected a bit more information.

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Yeah, well, that sounds about right,
Detective.

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Um, look, I'll make some calls,

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see if I can't unblock a few of
those evidence pipelines for you.

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Thank you, sir, and we'll do some
old-fashioned pavement pounding till then.

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-[chuckles awkwardly]
-Alright, I'll leave you to it.

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-OK, bye for now.
-[beeping]

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Hey, no jokes when we go in there.

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They don't work for you, it's like...

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G-string on an otter.

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[car door opens and closes]

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[Eddie] Yeah, so, um, straight up the bat,
we offer our condoles and, um...

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I just want to say...
how sorry we both are.

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Don was, uh...

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a legend, a... river king.

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A...

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sultan of... swing.

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[Amber] Shove it up your clack!

12:48.520 --> 12:50.320
Dad would be rolling in his grave
to know you were here.

12:50.400 --> 12:52.000
Yeah, well, he's not in a grave,
is he, so--

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My C-section's healed, shithead.
I will go you!

12:54.480 --> 12:56.880
-Oh, Amber, stop your rot!
-It's a statement of fact, OK?

12:56.960 --> 12:59.680
Fine, he's mainly in the river.
Fuck, fine. You go.

12:59.760 --> 13:04.360
Um, uh, uh, Miss, uh, Ms Darrell,
Mrs Darrell,

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we just want to ask a few questions
about Don's last movements.

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How would we know his last movements?
We didn't follow him to the shitter!

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No, sorry, I meant what he was doing
before he died.

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Well, say that, then, Scrabble.
You think you're better than me?

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No. I never-- I don't--

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And I'm a missus, not a miss!
I'm married, to Grent.

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-That's my husband there.
-That's-- Oh.

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Oh, that's... Congratulations.

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Um, so when was the last time
you saw Don?

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-Why? What's it to you?
-How fuckin' dare you?

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I-- I am just trying to do my job.

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The last time we saw Dad was...

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[sobs] It was Sunday night.

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Sunday night.
The whole family had tea at the pub.

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-You happy?
-So youse didn't see him on Monday, then?

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-If we'd seen him then,
we would have fuckin' said.
-[phone ringing]

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Tegan, can you get the phone?

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So the last time you saw Don
was Sunday night? OK--

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Oh, no, no, no. She can't.

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-That little one can't.
-I'm sorry, we are conducting
a police interview. You can't--

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Hey, she's my best friend.
Tegan was my maid of honour.

13:59.400 --> 14:00.800
OK?

14:00.880 --> 14:02.600
[Tegan] It's the funeral home, Ambs.

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OK, well, you tell them, Teegs, that
we're not paying for a full-size coffin.

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We only got the head and the arm,
so we'll just do a dog one.

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For shit-sakes, Amber!
Stop going on about bloody money.

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Well, someone's got to, Mum.
DJ won't, will he?

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He just bought a fuckin' duck boat.

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Tell them, Teegs.

14:17.000 --> 14:19.400
Hey, DJJ, you've got my bracelet.

14:19.480 --> 14:21.760
Boys don't play with bracelets.
That's gay.

14:21.840 --> 14:26.360
OK, so, the meal at the pub on Sunday.
Was everyone in good spirits?

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-What's it to you?
-Yes.

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Do people who aren't in good spirits do
three rounds of croc-sucking cowboys?

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-It was a lovely night.
-It was a lovely night. How dare you?

14:33.400 --> 14:35.000
Oh. OK.

14:37.440 --> 14:38.640
Who are they from, Troy?

14:41.800 --> 14:45.400
"Dear Colleen, Amber, DJ and Trey--"

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Troy! That's you. Troy.

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"Sorry for your loss.
Deepest symphonies, Jason Wade."

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-Oh!
-That dick-rat! The bloody nerve.

14:56.720 --> 15:00.720
Troy, you take those birds of paradise
out the back,

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and you burn them in the incinerator.

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So what happened after dinner?

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Dad got eaten by a fuckin' crocodile.

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-The girl knows that, Amber!
-No, sorry.

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Actually, I meant
what time did you all leave the pub?

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[Amber sighs] It's none of your business,

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but Dad stayed at the pub,
and then we all left about ten.

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We dropped DJ and Troy back here,
and then Mum come back to ours,

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'cause all our kids had both-ends gastro.

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-Oh.
-We were just swapping out buckets
till 5am.

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-Fuckin' awful.
-Yeah, something ripped through them.
-[clang]

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[Mrs Darrell]
It's probably that woman's nuggets.

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And where did Don go after the pub?

15:33.280 --> 15:36.000
-Probably headed home.
-OK. And did he make it home?

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Did Troy or your other son BJ see him?

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DJ. Don Junior.

15:41.200 --> 15:43.520
-How dare you?
-Don J-- DJ. Sorry. My bad.

15:43.600 --> 15:45.720
Yeah, you're not listening to
a word we're saying.

15:45.800 --> 15:48.320
No-one saw him after the pub.
We already said that.

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Right, we're done here.

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I've lost my dad, DJJ's lost his pop.

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Mum's lost the love of her life.

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-We've had a gutful!
-Yeah, we still need to talk to DJ.

15:56.600 --> 15:59.400
DJ's not here. He's taken it hard.

15:59.480 --> 16:01.200
He was Don's favourite.

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[Eddie] Well, tell him we want a word.
Come on, Collins, let's go.

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Oh! Um...

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Actually, I do just have
one more question.

16:08.120 --> 16:09.520
-No, you don't.
-Yes, I do.

16:09.600 --> 16:13.040
By the time that Don's remains
were found on Tuesday,

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you hadn't seen him for two days.

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Where did you think he was?

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Fishing.

16:18.720 --> 16:20.720
Right, and what makes you think that
he was fishing?

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'Cause on Sunday night
he told us he was going fishing.

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And you weren't worried about him?

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No. We're not like you city people.

16:28.840 --> 16:31.200
We can go weeks
without talking to each other.

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It's called being a family.

16:34.200 --> 16:36.600
Right, well, that feels like
it's hit a natural conclusion.

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Uh... Great.

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We will... be in-- Yes.

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Troy! Fire!

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-[Amber] Fuck!
-[Mrs Darrell] Bloody hell!
-Shit!

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Get up, you lazy cunt, there's a fire!

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-Fuckin' Darrells.
-Get the hose! Where's the hose?

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-[Troy] I don't know
where the fuckin' hose is.
-Fuck!

16:53.640 --> 16:56.480
[Eddie] OK, we question the locals
about Sunday night.

16:56.560 --> 16:59.200
You just sit in the corner
and try not to dog it up again, Scrabble.

16:59.280 --> 17:00.360
[Dulcie] Ugh.

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[Eddie] Come on, you three, cut the shit.

17:04.280 --> 17:07.480
I know you know
what fuckin' went on on Sunday night.

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Your arses have been planted here
since 1983.

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What about you, Rabbit?
Did you see Don Darrell on Sunday night?

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Bert, did you see Don? Huh?

17:16.960 --> 17:18.480
Rog, what about you?

17:18.560 --> 17:21.360
I didn't see anything
pertaining to Don Darrell, Edwina.

17:21.440 --> 17:23.360
I'll tell you
what I did see recently, though.

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-Lights in the sky over the DRR.
-No.

17:26.000 --> 17:29.040
-Extraterrestrial activity
is increasing exponentially.
-[Eddie] No, no, no!

17:29.120 --> 17:30.440
No cooker shit, Rog, OK?

17:30.520 --> 17:33.080
Answer my questions
or I'll sign you up for a government ID.

17:33.160 --> 17:35.080
-Hey! Hot one today, boys.
-[men respond indistinctly]

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-Nup. Don't start that. Don't start!
-[men continue indistinctly]

17:38.120 --> 17:39.480
[Eddie] Don't start that. Fuck my hole.

17:39.560 --> 17:42.120
[Mary] OK, you boys
keep collecting cans...

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[Rog] Your government says the DRR
is decommissioned military land.

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-They're doing something out there,
with my taxes.
-[Dulcie] Lynn?

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-You don't pay taxes, Rog.
-And this is why.

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-That's my man. Fuck the colony, babe.
-Uh-huh.

17:52.600 --> 17:54.560
Oh, this is beautiful.

17:54.640 --> 17:56.600
Because my muse is beautiful.

17:58.000 --> 18:00.960
Those aliens are probably behind all this.
They've probably got Triple Pet too.

18:01.040 --> 18:03.440
-No!
-Hi, boys. Hot one today.

18:03.520 --> 18:06.160
-Shut up, Joy. Stay out of it, Joy.
-[men respond indistinctly]

18:06.240 --> 18:07.600
Fuck's sake!

18:07.680 --> 18:10.720
[Lynn] Yeah, the Darrells were here
on Sunday night for Don's 70th.

18:10.800 --> 18:12.280
The kids ate five dozen nuggets.

18:12.360 --> 18:15.200
[Dulcie] Uh, Don's 70th?
Why didn't they mention that?

18:15.280 --> 18:17.320
Oh, don't take it personally, Dulcie.

18:17.400 --> 18:19.720
The Darrells probably
just didn't tell you about Don's party

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because it's none of your business.

18:21.800 --> 18:23.880
Here we are.

18:23.960 --> 18:24.960
Oh!

18:25.040 --> 18:27.360
-Mary?
-[Mary] Yeah?

18:27.440 --> 18:30.560
-I thought you cleaned up in here.
-No, remember, you were cleaning.

18:30.640 --> 18:32.200
I was digging.

18:32.280 --> 18:34.920
Oh. Don didn't even finish his Steak Cake.

18:35.000 --> 18:36.240
[Lynn sighs] I'll get the Kärcher

18:36.320 --> 18:38.040
and pressure-hose the lot of it
out the roller door.

18:38.120 --> 18:40.200
Uh, just leave the mess for now,
thank you, please.

18:40.280 --> 18:41.920
OK, but we've got to clean it soon.

18:42.000 --> 18:44.360
Pat's having her retirement do in here
next week.

18:57.240 --> 18:59.280
Mary, did the Darrells have a fight?

19:01.640 --> 19:05.280
1982, Tyndall Base, 42.7 degrees,

19:05.360 --> 19:06.840
-still not as--
-[Roger] But this is hotter!

19:06.920 --> 19:09.840
OK, OK!
OK, let's get back to Don Darrell

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or I will kill you all.

19:12.280 --> 19:15.520
We were at the Darrells yesterday.
We fed King.

19:15.600 --> 19:17.920
-OK. That's it, line up.
You're all going to die.
-Look at our photos.

19:18.000 --> 19:19.280
Line up, I'm going to shoot you all.

19:19.360 --> 19:20.520
-Hi.
-Agh!

19:20.600 --> 19:22.600
-[Joy] Ron chucked a chook.
-Jesus.

19:22.680 --> 19:23.960
Do you slide in on wheels?

19:24.040 --> 19:25.840
No, I've been here this whole time, again.

19:25.920 --> 19:27.520
If you want to know
what happened that evening,

19:27.600 --> 19:29.680
the drone was filming around the pub
on Sunday night.

19:29.760 --> 19:32.720
I know because I stay in a caravan
out back that barely has a roof.

19:32.800 --> 19:36.000
If you got your hands on the drone,
it might have filmed Don leaving.

19:36.080 --> 19:37.320
Who owns the drone?

19:37.400 --> 19:38.920
I'm not sure, maybe Satan.

19:39.000 --> 19:41.040
[Rog] The croc in this cage isn't King.

19:41.120 --> 19:42.840
-What?
-This is not King.

19:42.920 --> 19:44.720
This croc is missing its scutes.

19:50.640 --> 19:53.240
Those shithouse rats!

20:08.160 --> 20:09.920
[Eddie] Collins, where are you?

20:10.000 --> 20:11.400
In here.

20:11.480 --> 20:13.440
I know what happened to Triple Pet.

20:16.040 --> 20:17.960
Troy did the penis on the billboard.

20:18.800 --> 20:22.120
-[siren wails]
-[loud rock music]

20:22.200 --> 20:26.160
-[horn blares]
-Oi! Hey!

20:26.240 --> 20:27.680
-Pull over!
-Fuck!

20:27.760 --> 20:29.400
-[Dulcie] Disembark the boat!
-[siren wails]

20:29.480 --> 20:31.000
-Gun it, Collins! Go!
-[indistinct]

20:34.040 --> 20:36.200
[Dulcie] Go, go.

20:36.280 --> 20:37.720
-[Eddie] Hey!
-DJ, they're coming.

20:37.800 --> 20:41.360
I know what you two have been up to.
You get down, you croc-napping fuckers.

20:41.440 --> 20:42.760
Do not make me chase you!

20:42.840 --> 20:45.880
That croc in King's cage,
that's Triple Pet, isn't it?

20:45.960 --> 20:48.640
So that means it was King in the river
with your dad's arm in it.

20:48.720 --> 20:50.360
-Troy, split up!
-OK!

20:50.440 --> 20:52.160
-[Eddie] Get off!
-No, don't follow me!

20:52.240 --> 20:56.120
Troy, do not jump.
There is no give in that gravel!

20:56.200 --> 20:57.320
[Eddie] None, mate!

20:57.400 --> 20:59.480
-[Troy] Agh!
-[Eddie] I told you that'd hurt.

21:00.840 --> 21:03.040
[Dulcie] We need to question you formally.

21:03.120 --> 21:05.400
-Get out of there.
-[Troy squealing]

21:05.480 --> 21:07.320
-[Troy shouts indistinctly]
-[Eddie] Come on, scrap!

21:07.400 --> 21:09.200
-You think you can take me, scrap?
-[small engine revs]

21:09.280 --> 21:12.360
-You wanna take me on?
-Troy! I've got the pee wee!
-[Dulcie] Oh, my God.

21:12.440 --> 21:15.760
-Dismount the tiny bike!
-[Eddie] Off!

21:15.840 --> 21:17.040
-[engine stops]
-Fuck.

21:17.120 --> 21:18.400
Get off, Troy!

21:18.480 --> 21:19.920
[bike fails to start]

21:20.000 --> 21:21.640
Fuckin' no!

21:21.720 --> 21:25.520
I didn't do nothing! [sobs]

21:25.600 --> 21:27.840
I didn't do nothing.

21:40.800 --> 21:43.000
[Dulcie] I found this at the pub today.

21:44.600 --> 21:49.680
Troy, did you graffiti the same
penis and testes onto your father's face?

21:49.760 --> 21:53.040
What? On the billboard?
No, it was those Land of Crocs wankers.

21:53.120 --> 21:54.560
Yeah, it was me.

21:54.640 --> 21:56.880
Wh-- You dick and balled dad's face?

21:56.960 --> 21:59.120
-[Eddie] Eh! DJ! DJ!
-Did you?

21:59.200 --> 22:02.360
Dad said my birthday drawing
made him look like a poof, DJ.

22:02.440 --> 22:03.600
-Enough!
-Stop it!

22:03.680 --> 22:05.080
I was angry at him.

22:05.160 --> 22:08.240
Troy, mate, come on. Look at me.

22:08.320 --> 22:09.960
-Dads can be tough, yeah?
-Mm.

22:10.040 --> 22:11.560
-We know that.
-Mm.

22:11.640 --> 22:15.160
You know, weight of expectation.
It's a lot.

22:15.240 --> 22:18.040
Collins, her dad, he was shit.

22:18.120 --> 22:20.200
He was an actor. He was in
Brigadoon.

22:20.280 --> 22:23.480
N-- Uh, no, he was a brigadier
in the Defence Force.

22:23.560 --> 22:27.280
The point is, she understands
why you'd want your dad dead.

22:27.360 --> 22:29.000
-No. No.
-[Eddie] Yeah. No.

22:29.080 --> 22:33.120
You had a fight with your dad at the pub
because of your gay dick art.

22:33.200 --> 22:37.120
No, the fight was because Dad fed Grent
crab and then his throat closed over.

22:37.200 --> 22:39.920
-Yeah, Dad says allergies are for poofs.
-Yeah, OK, whatever.

22:40.000 --> 22:41.840
And then after that, you killed your dad,

22:41.920 --> 22:44.360
you fed his arm to King,
your prehistoric garbage disposal.

22:44.440 --> 22:46.600
-That's not what happened!
-Yeah. And then King died

22:46.680 --> 22:49.360
because he choked on that arm,
so you chucked him in the river.

22:49.440 --> 22:52.080
No, King was already--
He was already in the river.

22:52.160 --> 22:55.440
-What?
-Sorry, King was already in the river?

22:55.520 --> 22:57.600
Yeah, King got out Saturday night.
The gate was open.

22:57.680 --> 22:59.160
That's why we nicked Triple Pet.

22:59.240 --> 23:00.840
We thought Frank was still in jail!

23:00.920 --> 23:02.920
[Troy] DJ, is it our fault
that Dad's dead?

23:03.000 --> 23:04.480
Yeah, Troy. [sobs]

23:04.560 --> 23:06.600
King got out, and, right, and then...

23:06.680 --> 23:08.600
and then King ate Dad
when Dad fell in the river.

23:08.680 --> 23:10.280
Man, it's fuckin' circle of life shit!

23:10.360 --> 23:13.280
[Troy] King murdered Dad
because we left the gate open!

23:13.360 --> 23:14.520
[sobs]

23:14.600 --> 23:17.840
[Eddie] Collins, these two fuckspanners
don't know how Don died.

23:17.920 --> 23:19.160
-Agreed.
-Yeah.

23:19.240 --> 23:22.160
-Mate! Shut up!
-Troy! DJ!

23:22.240 --> 23:24.160
-What the-- What?!
-Hey!

23:24.240 --> 23:26.720
Where did you two go after the pub
on Sunday night?

23:26.800 --> 23:28.240
Home. Went home.

23:28.320 --> 23:30.400
-Home. He was on his thing.
-Twitch.

23:30.480 --> 23:33.520
Troy-- Troy was on his Twitch,
and I went out with Rabbit,

23:33.600 --> 23:34.840
setting off some fireworks.

23:34.920 --> 23:36.600
Look, I've got the videos on me socials
to prove it.

23:36.680 --> 23:38.680
-Look, look, 15 blowjobs all in a row.
-[fireworks crackle]

23:38.760 --> 23:40.760
Oh, no, thank you.
No fellatio. No, no!

23:40.840 --> 23:42.320
No, they're a type of firework.

23:42.400 --> 23:43.880
-[Eddie] What?
-[fireworks continue]

23:43.960 --> 23:45.000
-Like this.
-OK. Right.

23:45.080 --> 23:47.680
Wait, hang on! What?
They're our confiscated fireworks, Troy!

23:47.760 --> 23:49.480
-Grab 'em!
-No! Concentrate, please!
-Leave them!

23:49.560 --> 23:51.440
Did you see your dad at all?

23:51.520 --> 23:54.120
He was due back at your place
after the pub, yes?

23:54.200 --> 23:56.920
-No.
-No, Dad went to his place.

23:57.000 --> 23:58.960
-He's at-- What? I'm not following. No?
-His place?

23:59.040 --> 24:02.080
-He was going to his place.
-Yes, but isn't his place your place?

24:02.160 --> 24:03.800
-No.
-It's our place.

24:03.880 --> 24:05.440
Well, where the fuck is his place, then?

24:05.520 --> 24:08.040
-Dad's donga.
-Dad went to Dad's donga!

24:11.040 --> 24:13.760
[man on radio]
You're on
Top End Hot Hits with Beefy and the Skid,

24:13.840 --> 24:15.800
where the Mango Madness
is setting in, Skiddy.

24:15.880 --> 24:17.400
[Skid]
That's right, Beef.
And, big news,

24:17.480 --> 24:20.640
Toby the cadaver dog has joined
the missing backpackers search,

24:20.720 --> 24:24.000
just in time for
Jason Wade's Big Barra Bashnanza,

24:24.080 --> 24:25.960
which kicks off tomorrow in Dirks River.

24:26.040 --> 24:28.240
[Beef]
Maybe Toby will have time
to dip a rod in, Skid.

24:28.320 --> 24:31.120
[Skid]
Maybe. Maybe.
[laughs]

24:34.000 --> 24:37.520
-[eerie music]
-[insects chirrup]

24:46.000 --> 24:47.240
-[Dulcie] No!
-[Eddie] Come on.

24:47.320 --> 24:49.000
-[Dulcie] No!
-[Eddie] Why the fuck not?

24:49.080 --> 24:52.680
Superintendent confirmed forensics
is en route and the dongle is--

24:52.760 --> 24:55.440
Dong-a! It's a portable building. Soft G.

24:55.520 --> 24:57.120
Roll the end of the G. Dong-a.

24:57.200 --> 24:58.800
However you pronounce it,

24:58.880 --> 25:01.840
it is a suspected crime scene,
so we wait for them.

25:01.920 --> 25:03.800
No, we make our own destiny. I'm going in.

25:03.880 --> 25:06.120
-No, like f...un you are!
-Ugh!

25:06.200 --> 25:08.120
We don't have gloves,
we don't have booties,

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and it's all potential evidence
in there. No.

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OK, well, I'm going to get Leo
to bring us booties.

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-Leo?
-Yeah.

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The journo. Told me about the drone.

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Why would Leo bring us booties?

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They were in the shower block
when I was doing my bedtime bog-log,

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-so I asked them to help us with this.
-No, no, no, they won't.

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A journalist
is not joining this investigation.

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God, Eddie, you should have
checked with me first.

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No, fire them.
Pay them out if you have to.

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I'm not paying them,
that's the good thing.

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They just want first dibs on the story
so they can turn it into a podcast.

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Eh-- What?

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Collins, we need more hands, OK?

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Between the two of us
we've got four hands,

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but none of them
know how to turn on a computer.

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Leo can handle that for us.

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Plus! They've got this vibe
where they barely exist,

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like people don't even notice
when they're being interviewed by them.

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They think it's the wind.

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Hey, hey! No, Eddie, don't open that.
I said we were waiting.

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Oh. I forgot.

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Ah.

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Considering the Darrells' place
looked like the BFG's junk drawer,

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Don kept a remarkably clean dongler.

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-[Eddie] Ugh. Donga! It's donga.
-[Dulcie] That's what I said.

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Wait.

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Is it-- Is it just me,
or is this place on a lean?

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No, you're right, it is on a lean.

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-I'm gonna dip a toe in.
-No, don't!

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-Just a toe. Just a fuckin' pointer toe.
-No!

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-There is no such th--
-Oh, fuckin' finally, cunts!

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-Eddie!
-Where have you jizz biscuits been?

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-Language!
-Got a hard on for your swabs.

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Despite the ants, this is a workplace.

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-I've got a semi,
I've got a semi for your swabs.
-Thank you. Hello. Thank you.

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We didn't go in.

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-Hi, ma'ams!
-Ah!

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[Eddie] G'day, Big Eyes!

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-[Mary] I'm struggling with these, Lynn.
-[Lynn] Just use a hook grip, Mar.

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-Hi, Lynn!
-Oh, hi, Cath.

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-Hi, Mary.
-Oh, hi, Cath, yeah.

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You look busy.

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[Lynn] Yeah, always got something to do.

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[Mary] I don't think
it'll all dissolve, Lynn.

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-[Lynn] Shh!
-[dog barking]

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Oh, hello!

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Where did you come from? Good boy!

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-Aw!
-I've got a new fishing shirt.

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And a loose tooth as well.

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Loose tooth? Wow. Is this your dog?

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Boss isn't Cherry's dog, miss.
No, that's Mav's dog, eh?

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Found him on the highway, eh.
Oi, cool car, miss.

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Mav loves cars. He stole one once.

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Shut up, Cherry.

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Oh, I stole Simon Creen's car once.

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It was a uni grassroots guerrilla thing
to protest fee deregulation. [laughs]

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It didn't work.

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Can I get a Hurricane drink from LOCAOA?

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Uh, yeah. Sure, you can.

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Aunty! She's taking us to Land of Crocs
to see Uncle Al.

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Oh, good on you, Cath. I was
running out of cans for them to collect.

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[Mav] Cool, I'm in the front.

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-Come on, boss.
-Thanks, Miss.

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Oh, sick! It's got touchscreen!

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Yeah, sure.

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This'll be fun.

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Where are we going, again?

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Kate put me up for this uni placement

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because Darwin Forensics
hasn't hired anyone new

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-since the Azaria Chamberlain case.
-[Eddie] Ah.

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That's Lauren and Oliver,
the other interns.

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They're either siblings or they're dating.
I can't actually tell which.

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Anyway, I'm paired with
Toby the cadaver dog

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because, according to
the office manager, Diane,

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we're in the same pay bracket.

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Yeah, well, I'd get him
away from the water, Big Eyes.

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He's in the lunch position there.

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The lunch position, ma'am?

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Oh, shivers! Um...

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Toby, come on!

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-Toby, here, boy.
-[barking]

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Toby, come on.

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[barking]

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[Lauren] Toby, good boy!

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-Isn't he so cute?
-[Eddie] Mm.

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Yeah. We're all supposed to be
on the backpacker case,

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but our boss, the Prof,
sent us here for the day.

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But I don't mind
because I'm back with my work mums.

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-So, Abby, I was wond--
-Oh, yeah!

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Oh, no, sorry. I wasn't going to do that.

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-Why-- What's happening here?
-Oh, you--

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-Oh, you didn't want to-- OK, cool.
-No, that's good.

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-OK, um, how is this investigation going?
-[loud buzzing]

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Hey, did you hear that?
That's not a spacecraft.

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I assure you, I did not think it was.

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It's that hovercunt drone!

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-Oh, Eddie-- Eddie, leave it!
-Hey! Wait up!

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No, it knows stuff.

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Oi! I want to talk about
Sunday night in the pub!

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So is this a potential crime scene, ma'am?

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That's what we're trying to figure out.

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Don was headed here on Sunday night,

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so we're just looking for anything
to indicate what might have happened.

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Did Don make it out here?
You know, was he alone?

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Oh, wait, ma'am.
You've just stepped in some Toby poo.

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-No. No!
-I'll go get you a bag.

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Yep, great.

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Hey, hey!
Get back here, you airborne fuck!

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I just want to talk!

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-Hang on.
-Here, ma'am. You can lean on me.

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Ah, thanks. Right. Right.

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Ooh.

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Is anyone missing a bracelet with...

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straight-pride symbols on it?

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And an iced coffee?

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That your bracelet?

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No.

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Right, well, we did find it this morning
at your dad's dongra.

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-His what?
-At the... your dad's--

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-Donga. Your dad's donga.
-Yeah.

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OK. Fuck's sake!

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Were you out there last night?

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No! I wasn't.

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I've got five kids under five,
and Grent's never changed a nappy.

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So that could be anyone's.

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Sure, but we did see you with it yesterday

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when you told Don Junior Junior
he couldn't play with it.

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Well, so what that I was at
the donga last night? What's it to you?

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What's it to us?

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What it-- What it to us is

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is that we think your dad was murdered
out there.

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-[Dulcie whispers] Eddie, no!
-Just-- Fuck!

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-Uh...
-[Amber] What?

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Yeah, yeah. What?

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You fully said Dad was eaten by a croc.

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No, we fully didn't.

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It was you that said that.

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Amber, we know about your dad's 70th,

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how he force-fed your husband Grent
mud crabs,

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and that resulted in a fight
where those crabs were weaponised.

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Why didn't you tell us about
the crab fight, Amber?

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Why did you say it was a lovely night?
Clearly, it wasn't.

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'Cause it's none of your fuckin' business
that Dad is a cunt!

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Ah.

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That Dad
was
a cunt!

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Amber, if you don't tell us
why you were out at the donga,

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then we're just going to have to guess.

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And we think you went out there
to cover up a bit of a dad-murder.

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Tell them the truth, Ambs.

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Yeah, listen to your mate, Amber.

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Fuck off.

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[Amber] Alright, fine.

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I was out there
'cause I was looking for the money.

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I didn't find it
because someone else has been out there.

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I can tell 'cause the donga's
been winched off its blocks.

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And aside from that,
I couldn't have killed him

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'cause I was at the hospital
all Sunday night with Grent

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'cause his throat closed over,
didn't it?

31:36.960 --> 31:39.280
Shut up. Wait, what money?

31:39.360 --> 31:42.160
-The money he wants back!
-The money who wants back?

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Him! Fuckin' him! Jason Wade!

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That Land of Crocs fuck paid Dad 300 grand
and now he wants it back!

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Can I go? I've got meat in the car.

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[Leo] So Jason Wade grew up in Adelaide
and attended an elite boys college

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that was burned down by its own old boys
when it went co-ed.

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He has no priors, just a caution
for driving 170km

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in a 160 school zone.

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-Are you OK?
-[Dulcie] No, I'm not.

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I'm police, Leo, and all of this
is official police business.

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-Uh-huh?
-I know.

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So if you publish anything about this case

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before a suspect
is convicted of this crime,

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then not only would justice
not be served for the victim,

32:23.840 --> 32:28.840
but the law will come down on you
with the force of a hypernova.

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Do you understand?

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-I do.
-Good.

32:31.320 --> 32:33.800
But also, if you don't solve this case,
I'm just going to bin the whole thing

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because nobody wants to hear about losers.

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Where was I?

32:37.280 --> 32:39.040
Anybody want a chip?

32:39.120 --> 32:42.480
Yeah, tastes like BO. Good BO.

32:42.560 --> 32:45.680
Jason is the star and creator of
Jason Wade's Adventures Down Under

32:45.760 --> 32:46.920
and the Marine spin-off,

32:47.000 --> 32:49.920
Jason Wade's Adventures Down Under
Goes More Down Under.

32:50.000 --> 32:51.240
Eight years ago, he opened

32:51.320 --> 32:54.120
Jason Wade's Land of Crocs
and Other Animals Wildlife Park

32:54.200 --> 32:55.480
near Dirks River.

32:58.600 --> 32:59.920
Oh, no. I'm done.

33:00.000 --> 33:01.480
[Dulcie] Oh, OK. Alright, great.

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Well, we'll head to Land of Crocs now.

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$350, we got this car yesterday,
is this normal?

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-[both] Yeah.
-Detectives!

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Hold up.

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G'day, Moonboot.

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-You don't answer your phone.
-Yeah, 'cause it might be a bill.

33:16.800 --> 33:18.040
Well, it wasn't a bill, it was me.

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I was calling because a local man
by the name of Mr Rabbit

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reported a body part in the river.

33:25.040 --> 33:27.720
It's in the water off Dickie's Knob.

33:27.800 --> 33:28.840
OK, great.

33:28.920 --> 33:31.720
Well, I know a ranger that would love to
take you on a boat to collect that, Luke.

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No, no, no, see my shift ends
in ten minutes.

33:40.520 --> 33:43.760
Oh, no, don't look at me.
I didn't bring my goggles.

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I'm off to Land of Crocs.

33:47.200 --> 33:50.440
[whirring]

33:50.520 --> 33:53.680
Get out, you mongrel bastard winch!

33:53.760 --> 33:54.920
Get out!

33:55.000 --> 33:58.440
[recording]
Did you know
Child Protection Services now has an app?

33:58.520 --> 34:01.200
Just key in your 26-digit client PIN
for access--

34:01.280 --> 34:02.680
[woman]
You're speaking with Ellen.

34:02.760 --> 34:04.400
Oh, oh, oh! Hi! Hello!

34:04.480 --> 34:06.520
Hi! Hello! Oh, hi, Ellen.
Ellen, is it?

34:06.600 --> 34:08.280
-Yes.
-Yes. Ellen, hi.

34:08.360 --> 34:10.920
I'm Michaela Morris and I've recently
become the kinship carer

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-for my nephew Maverick.
-One moment please.

34:12.600 --> 34:14.440
No, don't put me on hold. Ellen.

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Connecting you with Kinship Services now.

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-Ellen?
-Thank you.

34:17.240 --> 34:19.240
-[music plays over phone]
-Fuck! At least fuckin' lube me up

34:19.320 --> 34:21.560
before you fuck me like this, Ellen!

34:21.640 --> 34:22.760
[shouts]

34:23.640 --> 34:25.160
[brakes squeal]

34:27.720 --> 34:29.120
Are you right?

34:29.200 --> 34:32.280
[announcement]
It's another big day
at Land of Crocs and Other Animals

34:32.360 --> 34:36.040
with our feeding of Chomp kicking off soon
in the croc arena.

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At 3pm we have the batfish feeding
and don't forget to book in for...

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Hi. I need to speak with Jason Wade.

34:42.800 --> 34:44.000
The office isn't answering.

34:44.080 --> 34:46.040
Yeah, sorry.
It's mad during school holidays.

34:46.120 --> 34:47.960
One adult, that's $75 please.

34:48.040 --> 34:49.240
I'm police.

34:49.320 --> 34:51.640
Unless you're a family of four,
it's $75 please.

34:53.920 --> 34:55.560
Right. Right, yep.

34:57.560 --> 34:58.880
No, I don't need that, I'm just...

34:58.960 --> 35:00.720
-Here's your showbag.
-...just gonna try and find--

35:00.800 --> 35:02.320
-And here's that.
-Yeah, I just need to know--

35:02.400 --> 35:05.960
-And don't forget your ticket.
-Great. Thanks.
-Here you go, have a nice day. Next.

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-Could you direct me towards
back of house?
-Just a minute.

35:09.240 --> 35:11.000
Thank you so much.
Stand on the black X there, please.

35:11.080 --> 35:13.160
Oh, I just need to be directed towards
back of house.

35:13.240 --> 35:18.080
OK, Big Fella is to your left,
so look up at him super scared.

35:18.160 --> 35:19.600
Who's up there? Oh.

35:19.680 --> 35:23.600
[announcement]
At 3pm Kate and Kate
are going into the Tube of Doom.

35:23.680 --> 35:28.720
And then, at 4pm, folks, we have
the Sooty Grunter feeding with me, Roisin.

35:28.800 --> 35:31.760
OK? But starting now
in the CrocaSphere...

35:31.840 --> 35:33.360
-Just go through, please.
-Right. OK.

35:33.440 --> 35:36.000
...it's croc feeding time with Big Fella!

35:36.080 --> 35:39.080
[man, on P.A.]
Thanks, Roisin.
Take a seat, folks.

35:39.160 --> 35:42.160
Welcome, welcome. G'day everyone.

35:42.240 --> 35:47.280
My name is Al, and I'm the Land of Crocs
and Other Animals Indigenous Ambassador.

35:47.360 --> 35:48.800
[applause]

35:48.880 --> 35:50.520
Can you just
take your seat, please, ma'am?

35:50.600 --> 35:54.640
-Can you just take your seat, please?
-And this has been in my people's country
since time immemorial.

35:54.720 --> 35:57.640
[sparse atmospheric
Indigenous music plays]

36:04.520 --> 36:10.320
-Sit down.
-[Al] Today, I welcome everyone
in the CrocaSphere to my country.

36:10.400 --> 36:11.640
Cath?

36:11.720 --> 36:13.760
-Sit down!
-[Al] My people have lived in harmony...

36:13.840 --> 36:15.880
-Just sit down.
-...with this ancient land...
-I am!

36:15.960 --> 36:17.920
-...for over 100,000 years...
-Oh, my God!

36:18.000 --> 36:22.080
...caring for country, respecting country
and all its creatures.

36:22.160 --> 36:23.320
Why does Uncle have that yidaki?

36:23.400 --> 36:25.040
He doesn't even know how to play.

36:25.120 --> 36:26.840
Like
dungalaba.

36:26.920 --> 36:29.960
[trills]

36:30.040 --> 36:33.600
Dungalaba
is Language for my totem,
the saltwater crocodile.

36:33.680 --> 36:34.840
[applause]

36:34.920 --> 36:38.360
And now, a special surprise for you all,

36:38.440 --> 36:42.960
the Top End's favourite son, Jason Wade!

36:43.040 --> 36:46.520
[cheering and applause]

36:46.600 --> 36:48.760
[Jason] Thanks, Al.
Everybody, give it up for him.

36:48.840 --> 36:50.160
I'll tell you what folks,

36:50.240 --> 36:53.680
no-one knows these rivers and these crocs
better than our mate Al.

36:53.760 --> 36:55.760
We've all learnt so much from him.

36:55.840 --> 36:58.160
[cheering and applause]

36:59.320 --> 37:01.360
-G'day, g'day.
-[crowd] G'day, g'day.

37:01.440 --> 37:03.040
-G'day, g'day.
-[crowd, louder] G'day, g'day.

37:03.120 --> 37:05.000
-G'day, g'day.
-[crowd] G'day, g'day.

37:05.080 --> 37:06.600
My name is Jason Wade.

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I might host a couple of TV shows...

37:08.800 --> 37:11.520
-[cheering]
-Few fans in the house! Love it.

37:11.600 --> 37:15.240
But seriously, we all know
who the real star of today is.

37:15.320 --> 37:19.400
Ladies and gents,
give it up for Big Fella!

37:19.480 --> 37:22.560
Let's get him out here
and give him a feed!

37:31.520 --> 37:34.320
[Eddie] Yeah, so Moonboot
said that Rabbit said

37:34.400 --> 37:36.080
that the body part was up around this way.

37:36.160 --> 37:41.680
So we've just got to go up that um,
trib... trib... tribitur...tree, uh,

37:41.760 --> 37:42.960
by Dickie's Knob.

37:43.040 --> 37:45.480
So I reckon
we just head downstream, Miffy.

37:45.560 --> 37:48.280
It's Miki!
Do you seriously not remember me?

37:48.360 --> 37:50.720
Miki Morris! We went to school together.

37:50.800 --> 37:54.200
Oh, come on! It was you, me, my cousins,

37:54.280 --> 37:56.840
a bunch of white dogs
talking racist shit about us

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even though they only shared one fuckin'
face between them like it was a bong.

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Come on!

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You coat hangered me in Home Ec.

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Yeah, because I'd invite you out for darts
at the creepy-face tree

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and you'd dog me every time.

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Yeah. Cool.

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So, what's been happening?
You still at school?

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I'm 44.

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No shit! Me too.

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Hey, I reckon we need to go to
where the crocodile in the sunnies is.

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You do realise
that's an activity map for kids?

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-Hard-- Hard left, I reckon, Miffy.
-[beep]

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[beeping continues]

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-Is that your sonar or work's?
-Work's.

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-[Eddie] That's a bull shark.
-[Miki] I know.

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Bull shark give birth to live young,
like you.

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You gave birth to your live young.

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Is that-- Is that how it happened?

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What's that one? Is that a swordfish?

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Swordfish cut their prey in half
with their nose.

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It's not a swordfish, alright?

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I know what a swordfish is
and that's not a swordfish!

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Worse than my kids.

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Is it a torso?

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Oh, bugger. It's just a foot.

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That's not going to help us,
unless Don died of tinea.

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Ugh! Where's its big toe?

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-[buzzing]
-[Eddie] What's that sound?

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The hovercunt! Yes!

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Oi!

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Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo!

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Shit shot, my arse.

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[Dulcie] I'm investigating
Don Darrell's death.

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OK, and you've spoken to Amber Darrell.

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I have. And your name came up.

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You think there's something going on
with me and Amber?

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-Uh, no, that is not what I thought.
-[laughs]

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-Dulcie, come on.
-"Detective" is fine.

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How do I put this politely?

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My wife, Althea,

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is a former runner-up Miss Australia.

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She's won Fashion on the Field,
she's beautiful.

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Here, have a look at her cover of Maxim.
Pre-kids, of course.

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It's really not necessary
for me to see your wife's photos.

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But you get it, though, right?

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If I have an affair, it won't be
with someone like Amber Darrell.

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She doesn't even
register as a woman to me.

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Well, that is not why your name came up.

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She told us about the $300,000.

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Oh, that. [laughs]

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Oh, you had be worried there
for a second, Dulcie.

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-Detective.
-[sighs]

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Why did you give Don Darrell $300,000?

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It's to buy King.

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The biggest crock in the Territory.

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I've been trying to buy him for years.

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I knew the Darrells were struggling,
so I made Don an offer he couldn't refuse.

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I paid him the cash Friday.

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Gonna need that back, obviously,
now that he's dead.

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-Don?
-No, King.

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I can wait till after the funeral.

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You know?
I don't need the cash, obviously.

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[chuckles] Make more than that each week
off Hurricane drinks.

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Yeah, that makes sense.
They are $35 a pop.

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Can't believe you thought I was
having an affair with Amber Darrell!

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-[mimics retching]
-Not what I thought, so--

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Anyway, missus and I
have an event to get to.

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We're Pearl Ambassadors,
so let me walk you out.

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Oh, I--

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I'll see if I can remember
where the staff exit is.

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Not on the ground much anymore,
just, uh, flat-chat, filming my show.

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Editing season 12 right now.

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Yeah, and then we're gonna do a series

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where I drive a fast car
over a salt lake...

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-Oh, that's alright, I'll get that.
-...back and forth, me and big Russ,

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Russell Crowe. [laughs]

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[dramatic music plays]

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Hey, Leo!

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I shot down the hovercunt.

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So I need you to see if
there's any footage on the drone

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of Don leaving the pub.

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So, yeah, I action you to action that.

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Come on, quick dicks, Leo.

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Mm-hm?

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-[Leo] Ugh!
-[Eddie] That's a foot.
Don't worry about that.

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Eddie! I met the most amazing dog today.

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Awesome. Yeah, great.

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Look!

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-[squeals] His name's Boss!
-Yeah.

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I'm a bit too busy to talk about dogs
right now, Cath.

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Hey, um, Leo, can we hurry this up?

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I need to get this foot to forensics
before it gets soupy.

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[Leo] There is footage
saved on this drone.

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[Eddie] Is there anything
from Sunday night?

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-[Oliver] I'm going outside, Lozzie.
-[Lauren] OK.

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[Oliver] Oh, bloody hell. That was
a monumental waste of time.

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There is absolutely nothing here
to suggest this is a crime scene.

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[Abby] Yeah, because someone's
hosed the site down, Oliver.

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I mean, look, there's water runoff,

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even though it hasn't rained here
since last April.

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Of course it's rained here since then,
Ally, that's ridiculous.

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-No, it's the tropics.
-Grab Toby, yeah? We're leaving.

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Lozzie, let's get out of here.

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-[Lauren] OK, Ollie.
-Toby, where are you?

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[attempts to whistle] Toby?

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Toby?

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[blows, spits]

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-[attempts to whistle]
-[splash]

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Frig! Frig! Frig! The lunch position!

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Toby?

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-Toby?
-[barking]

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Toby, is that you?

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[barking]

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Oliver, Toby found a toe!

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It is the crime scene!

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[whining]

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No, Toby, that's evidence! Toby, no!

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[sighs]

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[Eddie] Yeah, this is good, Leo,
but there's no one around.

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The joint's dead.
Looks like a model railway.

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-Just go around the corner.
-[Leo] I can't turn the camera around,
I'm not controlling it.

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[Eddie] No, I've seen people do it.

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[Leo] No, you've seen
Google Street View.

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[ding]

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Oh, that's just me.
That's 76 photos of Boss.

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[Eddie] Cool.
No, no, don't, don't go away!

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I haven't seen Don leave the pub.
Where are you going now?

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Wait. I know where that is.

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That's near Don's donga.

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That's his bloody jetty.

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G'day, g'day.

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Who do we have here, then?

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[Jason] So I'm doing K2, then Denali,
then Everest with Nat Geo.

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And then I'm back here for a six-parter
where we barbecue fish on the beach.

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Sounds fun. Jason, I also will need
your whereabouts for last Sunday night.

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-My P.A.s know my diary,
so just give them a call.
-Great. Who are they?

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This is the exit. Do you need a selfie
with me to show the girls back home?

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-Ah, no, I think the girls are fine.
-Great, great. Awesome, awesome.

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Really great to meet you, Dulcie.

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Really special. OK. Take care.

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And your P.A.'s contacts,
I'll just get the numbers of the...

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Mm.

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Thank you. That was-- Yeah.

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[sighs]

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[phone rings]

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Eddie?

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Collins, there was someone else
out at Don's donga.

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They got picked up on the drone
on Sunday night.

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They're dragging Don's body up the jetty.

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[Dulcie]
What? Can you tell who it is?

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-It's Chomp.
-Sorry, it's who?

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-God!
-Chomp, from Land of Crocs.

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He's our killer! Collins?

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Collins, are you still there?

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What the fuck?

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Whoa!

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Hey!

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[grunts]

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[breathes heavily]

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[theme music plays]

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[music ends]
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