WEBVTT 00:00:01.200 --> 00:00:04.080 align:center [man] We've recruited an interstate detective to lead the case. 00:00:04.160 --> 00:00:06.200 align:center Detective Eddie Redcliffe is my name. 00:00:06.280 --> 00:00:08.000 align:center I'm from Darwin. I'm running the show. 00:00:08.080 --> 00:00:12.600 align:center And I want to get this thing wrapped up in record-o time-o. 00:00:12.680 --> 00:00:14.400 align:center [Dulcie] Deadloch has a serial killer. 00:00:14.480 --> 00:00:16.520 align:center He has been living under my nose for five years. 00:00:16.600 --> 00:00:17.760 align:center I probably know him. 00:00:17.840 --> 00:00:21.000 align:center -You are not my partner. -I am. It is deeply unfortunate. 00:00:21.080 --> 00:00:25.240 align:center I don't have a best friend 'cause my best friend died. 00:00:25.320 --> 00:00:27.800 align:center I'm king-effing shit up in Darwin. 00:00:27.880 --> 00:00:29.440 align:center -They don't want me either. -Why not? 00:00:29.520 --> 00:00:31.680 align:center 'Cause I fuckin' killed my partner! 00:00:31.760 --> 00:00:33.880 align:center Bushy. He got eaten by a croc. 00:00:33.960 --> 00:00:36.360 align:center I was supposed to be with him when it happened, but I was pissing on. 00:00:36.440 --> 00:00:38.320 align:center It's just a job, Dulcie. 00:00:38.400 --> 00:00:40.640 align:center Right now my job's more important than us, Cath. 00:00:40.720 --> 00:00:43.200 align:center Started calling you Collins, by the way. It's just a little nickname. 00:00:43.280 --> 00:00:44.400 align:center OK. Alright. 00:00:44.480 --> 00:00:46.680 align:center Fuckin' hell, Collins! You fuckin' cracked it. 00:00:46.760 --> 00:00:47.640 align:center Oh. 00:00:47.720 --> 00:00:49.200 align:center You hate it here, sexy. 00:00:49.280 --> 00:00:51.000 align:center Let's leave Deadloch. 00:00:51.080 --> 00:00:53.560 align:center OK. OK. 00:00:53.640 --> 00:00:55.960 align:center Bushy wasn't chum. He wasn't eaten by a croc. 00:00:56.040 --> 00:00:57.760 align:center He was... 00:00:57.840 --> 00:00:59.080 align:center shot in the head. 00:00:59.160 --> 00:01:01.200 align:center I knew when he went missing, there was something sus about it. 00:01:01.280 --> 00:01:02.640 align:center That's why they sent me down here. 00:01:02.720 --> 00:01:05.520 align:center They... They just didn't want me sniffing around 'cause I was right! 00:01:05.600 --> 00:01:07.000 align:center [Eddie] G'day, Holly. 00:01:07.920 --> 00:01:10.160 align:center We're here to help solve Bushy's murder. 00:01:13.200 --> 00:01:17.640 align:center [eerie music plays] 00:01:24.320 --> 00:01:28.680 align:center [birds call] 00:01:35.200 --> 00:01:36.960 align:center [♪ Elton John sings "Crocodile Rock"] 00:01:37.040 --> 00:01:40.240 align:center ♪ I remember when rock was young ♪ 00:01:40.320 --> 00:01:42.880 align:center ♪ Me and Susie had so much fun... 00:01:42.960 --> 00:01:45.120 align:center [woman 1] Sorry! We went to the wrong croc tour. 00:01:45.200 --> 00:01:47.800 align:center [woman 2] Yep. So those missing Swedish backpackers did our boat tour, 00:01:47.880 --> 00:01:49.960 align:center then they left and they got Wolf Creeked, probably. 00:01:50.040 --> 00:01:52.480 align:center Here, we'll just wait for these latecomers. 00:01:52.560 --> 00:01:54.680 align:center Yeah. OK. 00:01:54.760 --> 00:01:56.360 align:center Right, Leon, do you want to take a seat? 00:01:56.440 --> 00:01:59.160 align:center -It's Leo, not Leon. -Yeah, sorry, babe. 00:01:59.240 --> 00:02:02.960 align:center Welcome to Don Darrell's Best Best Jumping Croc Tours. 00:02:03.040 --> 00:02:06.480 align:center I'm Amber, Don's daughter. My husband, Grent, is the skipper. 00:02:06.560 --> 00:02:09.400 align:center And my little brother with the pole is called Troy. Isn't that right, Troy? 00:02:09.480 --> 00:02:12.040 align:center -Yeah. -Yeah, alright. So, safety stuff. 00:02:12.120 --> 00:02:16.160 align:center Hands and feet inside the boat at all times. Any questions? 00:02:16.240 --> 00:02:18.440 align:center Yeah. Who were the traditional owners here? 00:02:18.520 --> 00:02:21.960 align:center Yeah, so my dad started Best Best back in the late '70s. 00:02:22.040 --> 00:02:25.560 align:center Which is way before fuckin' Jason Wade's fuckin' Land of Crocs. 00:02:25.640 --> 00:02:27.440 align:center -Way before, right? -Way before. 00:02:27.520 --> 00:02:30.240 align:center OK. Alright, babe! Let's go. 00:02:30.320 --> 00:02:31.880 align:center [engine whirring loudly] 00:02:33.800 --> 00:02:37.960 align:center [Amber] Now, a lot of people say if you're getting attacked by a croc, 00:02:38.040 --> 00:02:39.400 align:center you want to gouge out its eyes. 00:02:39.480 --> 00:02:41.600 align:center -But what are they being, Troy? -Naive. 00:02:41.680 --> 00:02:43.360 align:center That's right, they're being naive. 00:02:43.440 --> 00:02:45.600 align:center As my dad Don always says, 00:02:45.680 --> 00:02:48.400 align:center if you're getting attacked by a croc, you're not surviving, 00:02:48.480 --> 00:02:50.320 align:center you're dying. 00:02:50.400 --> 00:02:51.560 align:center OK. 00:02:51.640 --> 00:02:54.400 align:center Look over here, you'll see your first croc. 00:02:54.480 --> 00:02:55.880 align:center Old Scrubber. 00:02:55.960 --> 00:02:57.400 align:center Can you all see that? 00:02:57.480 --> 00:02:59.720 align:center -[gasping] -[woman] There it is. There it is! 00:02:59.800 --> 00:03:01.880 align:center Good. No refunds. [laughing] 00:03:01.960 --> 00:03:03.240 align:center Troy, pole. 00:03:07.480 --> 00:03:09.720 align:center -[Amber murmurs indistinctly] -[passengers murmur] 00:03:09.800 --> 00:03:12.800 align:center Let's see if she's going to give us a show here today. 00:03:12.880 --> 00:03:15.120 align:center [passengers exclaim] 00:03:16.560 --> 00:03:19.000 align:center [Amber] That's it, she's hungry. 00:03:19.080 --> 00:03:21.720 align:center -Alright. -[applause] 00:03:21.800 --> 00:03:25.440 align:center Now, you might be thinking, "Fuck me, that's a big croc!" 00:03:25.520 --> 00:03:27.720 align:center -But it's not. -Nup, it's not. 00:03:27.800 --> 00:03:29.800 align:center Old Scrubber here's only three metres. 00:03:29.880 --> 00:03:32.080 align:center 'Cause she's just a girl. 00:03:32.160 --> 00:03:34.760 align:center Our bull croc along here is Goliath. 00:03:34.840 --> 00:03:38.680 align:center 5.3m, teeth to tail. He's the boss. 00:03:38.760 --> 00:03:41.520 align:center And he'll take down any male who tries to take over his territory. 00:03:41.600 --> 00:03:45.080 align:center -[man, over loudspeaker] ...saltwater crocodile has the strongest bite force of any living animal... 00:03:45.160 --> 00:03:46.920 align:center Fuck are those Land of Croc cunts doing now? 00:03:47.000 --> 00:03:49.560 align:center Oi! You lot! You rack off! 00:03:49.640 --> 00:03:52.720 align:center The border is the big white rock! 00:03:52.800 --> 00:03:54.280 align:center [Amber] Bullshit it is, Spud! 00:03:54.360 --> 00:03:56.200 align:center Ram 'em, babe. Ram 'em! 00:03:56.280 --> 00:03:58.440 align:center [passengers exclaim] 00:04:00.960 --> 00:04:02.880 align:center [Amber] You look like a shaved dick! 00:04:02.960 --> 00:04:05.400 align:center [Troy] No! Amber! 00:04:05.480 --> 00:04:06.480 align:center What? 00:04:07.400 --> 00:04:09.080 align:center Holy shit! 00:04:09.160 --> 00:04:10.760 align:center Which bull is it? Is it Goliath? 00:04:10.840 --> 00:04:13.800 align:center Use your pole, Troy. Flip him! Fuckin' flip him! 00:04:13.880 --> 00:04:16.240 align:center Come on, give a big one! 00:04:16.320 --> 00:04:17.960 align:center It's not Goliath, thank fuck! 00:04:18.040 --> 00:04:19.280 align:center Wait, Troy... 00:04:20.560 --> 00:04:22.440 align:center What the fuck's that in its mouth? 00:04:22.520 --> 00:04:25.800 align:center [passenger screams] 00:04:27.040 --> 00:04:31.240 align:center [theme music plays] 00:04:48.000 --> 00:04:50.000 align:center -[whistle blows] -[cheering] 00:04:50.080 --> 00:04:55.320 align:center ♪ Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree ♪ 00:04:55.400 --> 00:04:59.000 align:center ♪ Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee ♪ 00:04:59.080 --> 00:05:00.280 align:center ♪ To the left, to the... 00:05:00.360 --> 00:05:02.040 align:center [screams] Here comes a big one! 00:05:03.640 --> 00:05:05.160 align:center Um, I think I might-- 00:05:05.240 --> 00:05:08.080 align:center [Eddie] Collins! Collins! 00:05:08.160 --> 00:05:10.560 align:center [Dulcie] No, Eddie, don't get in-- 00:05:10.640 --> 00:05:12.600 align:center -Collins! -I was gonna get out, Eddie! 00:05:12.680 --> 00:05:14.200 align:center Hey, that new, uh... 00:05:14.280 --> 00:05:17.080 align:center that new superintendent down at Police HQ, what's his name? 00:05:17.160 --> 00:05:19.560 align:center -Col Culkin. -Macaulay Culkin, yeah, yeah. 00:05:19.640 --> 00:05:22.040 align:center He just called, he said we could talk about Bushy today! 00:05:22.120 --> 00:05:24.840 align:center Come on! I'll break the surface tension. Follow the slipstream. 00:05:27.600 --> 00:05:30.440 align:center Alright, here's the plan, OK? We go into HQ, and we go, 00:05:30.520 --> 00:05:34.200 align:center "Oi, listen up, cunts, Bushy's death was sus as fuck, OK? 00:05:34.280 --> 00:05:36.520 align:center We reckon he was definitely investigating something, 00:05:36.600 --> 00:05:37.840 align:center and that's what got him killed." 00:05:37.920 --> 00:05:40.880 align:center And then we go, "You lot have obviously been too busy 00:05:40.960 --> 00:05:43.520 align:center sitting around, licking your own fuckin' dickholes 00:05:43.600 --> 00:05:44.840 align:center to see what's been happening here, 00:05:44.920 --> 00:05:47.520 align:center so you need to tootle-fuck and let us run the case. 00:05:47.600 --> 00:05:49.080 align:center Capisce? Or comprende?" 00:05:49.160 --> 00:05:50.160 align:center -Uh-huh. -Mmm. 00:05:50.240 --> 00:05:52.680 align:center Let's give those lazy cunts a razz! 00:05:52.760 --> 00:05:53.680 align:center -Hey! -Ow! 00:05:53.760 --> 00:05:56.200 align:center -Fuck's sake, Collins, that's... liquid gold! -That was not... 00:05:56.280 --> 00:05:58.200 align:center I didn't think that you were doing what you ended up doing! 00:05:58.280 --> 00:06:00.520 align:center -I didn't know you were gonna dance! -[Eddie speaks indistinctly] 00:06:00.600 --> 00:06:02.320 align:center [Dulcie] Can you tell me if my ponytail is straight? 00:06:02.400 --> 00:06:04.960 align:center -[Eddie] Straight as it can get for a lesbian. -[Dulcie] Oh, don't do that. 00:06:05.040 --> 00:06:09.080 align:center Look, there's no easy way to say this, but Detective Bushman committed suicide. 00:06:10.080 --> 00:06:11.920 align:center The bullet they found in his skull matched ballistics, 00:06:12.000 --> 00:06:15.480 align:center which confirmed that it was discharged from his own service weapon. 00:06:15.560 --> 00:06:17.840 align:center I am... I'm terribly sorry. 00:06:17.920 --> 00:06:21.360 align:center Nah. Nah. 00:06:21.440 --> 00:06:24.680 align:center Someone got the... wrong end of the dick with that one. [laughs] 00:06:24.760 --> 00:06:27.480 align:center Ah, well, the brief from Bushy's psychologist 00:06:27.560 --> 00:06:31.040 align:center also said that he was struggling with depression, 00:06:31.120 --> 00:06:36.160 align:center uh, hypertension, complex PTSD, suicidal ideation. 00:06:36.240 --> 00:06:38.720 align:center Yeah, but that's just cop stuff. 00:06:38.800 --> 00:06:41.680 align:center Everyone talks about blowing their brains out after a few beers. 00:06:41.760 --> 00:06:44.280 align:center That's just a regular Friday night, isn't it? 00:06:45.520 --> 00:06:47.960 align:center Ah, there was also a note. 00:06:48.680 --> 00:06:51.880 align:center Yeah, his wife, Holly, found it when she was packing up the home. 00:06:51.960 --> 00:06:54.920 align:center Um, you were mentioned, Detective Redcliffe. Uh... 00:06:56.840 --> 00:06:59.440 align:center Look, I know how rough this is. 00:06:59.520 --> 00:07:03.040 align:center I went through the same thing with my police partner 10 years ago, 00:07:03.120 --> 00:07:04.400 align:center and I did not cope. 00:07:04.480 --> 00:07:07.640 align:center You know, I started drinking. I got heavily into capoeira. 00:07:07.720 --> 00:07:11.120 align:center You know what, that's probably just a note from some other time, I think. 00:07:11.200 --> 00:07:12.280 align:center There was another time? 00:07:12.360 --> 00:07:16.240 align:center Well, no, he's dated it and initialled it, so it's quite thorough, really. 00:07:16.320 --> 00:07:20.480 align:center You know what, I'm just going to take this and, um, and give it a read. Ta, Colby. 00:07:20.560 --> 00:07:22.680 align:center -Alright, would you like some comfort? -No, I'm fine, I'm fine! 00:07:22.760 --> 00:07:25.560 align:center -I can come with you and-- -I'm fine. I can read now, so... 00:07:25.640 --> 00:07:29.040 align:center Oh, dear. Look, we can offer the detective counselling or leave, 00:07:29.120 --> 00:07:32.280 align:center a support dog... a therapy puppet! 00:07:32.360 --> 00:07:34.200 align:center Well, HR's really pushing the puppets at the moment, 00:07:34.280 --> 00:07:37.040 align:center it's just probably less training, that's all. 00:07:37.120 --> 00:07:39.200 align:center [woman, over loudspeaker] Well, folks, the dry season's over 00:07:39.280 --> 00:07:40.600 align:center and the rains are coming, 00:07:40.680 --> 00:07:43.800 align:center so that means it's time for our Build Up sale. 00:07:43.880 --> 00:07:48.040 align:center We've got tankinis, monokinis, cut-outs, faux-kinis... 00:07:48.120 --> 00:07:51.200 align:center [melancholy music plays] 00:07:56.000 --> 00:07:57.000 align:center [Eddie sighs] 00:07:57.080 --> 00:07:58.680 align:center [ticking, hissing] 00:08:08.000 --> 00:08:11.280 align:center [Culkin] So, um, so you and your husband-- 00:08:11.360 --> 00:08:12.520 align:center Uh, my wife. 00:08:12.600 --> 00:08:15.200 align:center Oh! Right? Yeah. No, well, that's good too. 00:08:15.280 --> 00:08:17.760 align:center Better, actually. You know, I voted yes. 00:08:17.840 --> 00:08:21.160 align:center So, now the Bushman case has been, uh, resolved, 00:08:21.240 --> 00:08:22.720 align:center will you be heading back to Tassie? 00:08:22.800 --> 00:08:26.880 align:center Ah, no plans to go back, no. 00:08:26.960 --> 00:08:29.960 align:center No, I was considering a lateral transfer. 00:08:31.280 --> 00:08:35.000 align:center I could pivot to the missing Swedish backpackers case. 00:08:35.080 --> 00:08:37.160 align:center Oh, um... 00:08:37.240 --> 00:08:40.560 align:center Yeah, well, Detective Blunt's leading Taskforce Hammare. 00:08:40.640 --> 00:08:41.760 align:center OK, alright. 00:08:41.840 --> 00:08:44.440 align:center Well, I've tried suggesting people for his team before 00:08:44.520 --> 00:08:46.600 align:center and I think Blunt's commitment to diversity 00:08:46.680 --> 00:08:49.320 align:center only stretches as far as a bloke who wears contact lenses. 00:08:49.400 --> 00:08:51.920 align:center -Right, right. -Yeah, so, uh... 00:08:52.000 --> 00:08:53.920 align:center backpacker team's a shut shop, unfortunately. 00:08:54.000 --> 00:08:55.520 align:center Uh-huh. 00:08:55.600 --> 00:08:57.480 align:center Still, Darwin's worth the trip, isn't it? 00:08:57.560 --> 00:08:59.600 align:center You know, incredible beaches. 00:08:59.680 --> 00:09:01.200 align:center Well, not for the swimming, obviously, 00:09:01.280 --> 00:09:05.400 align:center with the crocs and the jellyfish and the undetonated World War II bombs. 00:09:05.480 --> 00:09:08.120 align:center Yeah, but there's waterfalls, they're spectacular. 00:09:26.560 --> 00:09:28.760 align:center -[Cath] Bushy took his own life? -[Dulcie] Yes, he did. 00:09:28.840 --> 00:09:30.280 align:center Oh, that's awful. How's Eddie? 00:09:30.360 --> 00:09:31.560 align:center [thud] 00:09:31.640 --> 00:09:32.920 align:center Got any king pythons? 00:09:33.000 --> 00:09:34.520 align:center Only in jumbo packets. 00:09:34.600 --> 00:09:35.800 align:center Fuck! 00:09:35.880 --> 00:09:37.920 align:center Does she have any family here? 00:09:38.000 --> 00:09:39.640 align:center -Like a support network? -No. 00:09:39.720 --> 00:09:41.200 align:center Uh, we saw Holly 00:09:41.280 --> 00:09:43.720 align:center and she handed Eddie that box of Bushy stuff 00:09:43.800 --> 00:09:46.640 align:center and said she never wanted to hear from anyone in Territory Police ever again. 00:09:46.720 --> 00:09:48.600 align:center Oh. Well, I'm glad Eddie's been offered counselling. 00:09:48.680 --> 00:09:51.880 align:center She needs a therapist. Maybe someone who specialises in ADHD in young boys. 00:09:51.960 --> 00:09:54.880 align:center Did you want to enter the competition for Jason Wade's Big Barra Bashnanza? 00:09:54.960 --> 00:09:56.680 align:center The Golden Barra's 200k this year. 00:09:56.760 --> 00:09:57.920 align:center No. 00:10:00.200 --> 00:10:03.000 align:center Or you can sign up for the Bashnanza raffle and win a jet ski. 00:10:03.080 --> 00:10:06.400 align:center It's got a swim platform and a cover and stuff and whatever. 00:10:06.480 --> 00:10:09.400 align:center Alright, hand it over. Fuck. 00:10:09.480 --> 00:10:11.280 align:center OK, so what's the plan now? 00:10:11.360 --> 00:10:13.600 align:center -We have noodles and... -No, no, the plan-plan, 00:10:13.680 --> 00:10:14.880 align:center besides going to a waterfall. 00:10:14.960 --> 00:10:17.280 align:center Oh, um, I hear ASIO's hiring... 00:10:17.360 --> 00:10:19.560 align:center No, not work, sexy. Life! 00:10:19.640 --> 00:10:21.880 align:center [gasps] Let's drive around Australia. 00:10:21.960 --> 00:10:24.800 align:center Fern is with her grandma's in Sydney and I've left all my book clubs. 00:10:24.880 --> 00:10:26.600 align:center Come on, we're rich, unemployed lesbians. 00:10:26.680 --> 00:10:28.320 align:center It's either a road trip or we run for parliament 00:10:28.400 --> 00:10:29.640 align:center and I could get into surfing 00:10:29.720 --> 00:10:31.360 align:center and you could get into... 00:10:31.440 --> 00:10:33.080 align:center something weather-y. 00:10:33.160 --> 00:10:36.040 align:center Oh, you could be like a storm chaser like Helen Hunt. 00:10:36.120 --> 00:10:38.520 align:center You love the weather! And I could get some of those rubber boots 00:10:38.600 --> 00:10:40.200 align:center so you don't get electrocuted. 00:10:40.280 --> 00:10:42.720 align:center Cath, I'm... feeling... 00:10:42.800 --> 00:10:44.600 align:center -with my feelings that-- -Yeah. 00:10:44.680 --> 00:10:47.120 align:center Yeah, OK. Yeah, I need to... The rubber boots can wait... 00:10:47.200 --> 00:10:48.360 align:center -Yes. OK. -...can't they? Yeah. 00:10:48.440 --> 00:10:50.200 align:center 'Cause we need to focus on what's important right now 00:10:50.280 --> 00:10:52.040 align:center and that is Eddie, isn't it? 00:10:52.120 --> 00:10:55.120 align:center -Yes. -She needs our love and our support 00:10:55.200 --> 00:10:56.640 align:center and a float at a waterfall 00:10:56.720 --> 00:10:58.440 align:center that's only a little bit croccy. 00:10:59.320 --> 00:11:01.160 align:center What's "a little bit croccy"? 00:11:01.240 --> 00:11:03.320 align:center Yeah, so I signed us up to win a jet ski. 00:11:03.400 --> 00:11:04.600 align:center -OK. -Yeah. 00:11:04.680 --> 00:11:06.800 align:center We've just got to beat a bloke called Lloyd Reynolds 00:11:06.880 --> 00:11:09.640 align:center who entered 48 times in a row. [chuckles] 00:11:09.720 --> 00:11:13.200 align:center -Uh, Eddie... -Yeah, look, I owe you twos a sorry. 00:11:13.280 --> 00:11:15.960 align:center You know, for making you put your life on hold 00:11:16.040 --> 00:11:17.720 align:center and for dragging you all the way up here. 00:11:17.800 --> 00:11:19.000 align:center -No, no, no. -It's fine. 00:11:19.080 --> 00:11:21.280 align:center Collins, I'm sorry that Bushy's investigation was a bust 00:11:21.360 --> 00:11:23.480 align:center and now you're up here in Darwin for no good reason 00:11:23.560 --> 00:11:25.600 align:center and, you know, you look like shit all the time 00:11:25.680 --> 00:11:26.800 align:center because of the humidity. 00:11:26.880 --> 00:11:30.320 align:center -Oh, no, the hives are clearing up. -Her hair curl routine just needs tweaking. 00:11:31.200 --> 00:11:33.120 align:center Anyway, I'm going to piss off. 00:11:33.200 --> 00:11:35.120 align:center Let you get back to your gay marriage. 00:11:35.200 --> 00:11:36.960 align:center -What? You're going? -Yeah, yeah. 00:11:37.040 --> 00:11:39.520 align:center Got plenty of stuff to get onto. Got this bag of snakes. 00:11:39.600 --> 00:11:41.600 align:center About to win a jet ski, so that'll keep me busy. 00:11:41.680 --> 00:11:45.080 align:center Anyway, point is, this is the end. The end of the friendship. 00:11:45.160 --> 00:11:48.280 align:center Oi, Allira, which way's the desert? 00:11:50.160 --> 00:11:51.520 align:center Righto. 00:11:51.600 --> 00:11:53.320 align:center Too-ra. 00:11:53.400 --> 00:11:55.040 align:center -[Cath] Eddie, wait! -Nah, you're right. 00:11:55.120 --> 00:11:56.600 align:center -Dulcie, do something! -[phone buzzing] 00:11:56.680 --> 00:11:58.880 align:center [Eddie] I'll get my sports bras from the sleepy nook in the camper. 00:11:58.960 --> 00:12:00.240 align:center Uh, Detective Dulcie Collins. 00:12:00.320 --> 00:12:02.720 align:center -[Eddie] Cath, you got the keys? -[Cath] No, Dulcie's got them. 00:12:02.800 --> 00:12:03.920 align:center Oh, Superintendent Culkin. 00:12:04.000 --> 00:12:05.920 align:center [Cath] Eddie, just wait! We can talk about this. 00:12:06.000 --> 00:12:08.680 align:center We're at a petrol station in... 00:12:08.760 --> 00:12:10.120 align:center -[Cath] Dicks River. -Dicks River. 00:12:10.200 --> 00:12:11.320 align:center [Cath] Oh, no, no! Dirks River. 00:12:11.400 --> 00:12:13.440 align:center Uh, Dirk, no, Dirks River. There's no dicks. 00:12:13.520 --> 00:12:15.840 align:center There's... It's not... Uh... 00:12:15.920 --> 00:12:18.120 align:center How can I help you? How can we help? 00:12:19.640 --> 00:12:22.280 align:center [eerie music] 00:12:25.280 --> 00:12:28.920 align:center [indistinct chatter] 00:12:31.840 --> 00:12:33.920 align:center [indistinct] 00:12:34.000 --> 00:12:36.040 align:center [woman] Yeah, we're from Melbourne. We're just... 00:12:40.160 --> 00:12:41.360 align:center Right. 00:12:42.520 --> 00:12:46.320 align:center Does Barra Creek get many body parts lodged inside dead reptiles? 00:12:46.400 --> 00:12:49.200 align:center -How am I supposed to fuckin' know? -Do you think it's male or female? 00:12:49.280 --> 00:12:50.720 align:center I don't know how this croc identified. 00:12:50.800 --> 00:12:53.400 align:center Oh, don't be smart! I meant the arm. 00:12:53.480 --> 00:12:54.800 align:center I know what you meant. 00:12:54.880 --> 00:12:56.120 align:center Just don't want to get dragged into 00:12:56.200 --> 00:12:58.200 align:center your fuckin' who, what, when, where, who bullshit. 00:12:58.280 --> 00:12:59.840 align:center I put the police tape up. 00:12:59.920 --> 00:13:02.600 align:center I stopped a grey nomad from taking a picture of the arm on her iPad. 00:13:02.680 --> 00:13:04.240 align:center I've done plenty. OK? 00:13:04.320 --> 00:13:05.480 align:center Come on, let's go! 00:13:05.560 --> 00:13:07.880 align:center Look, if we run fast enough, we can catch up with Cath at the waterfall. 00:13:07.960 --> 00:13:10.720 align:center No, Superintendent Culkin asked us to assist the local senior sergeant 00:13:10.800 --> 00:13:12.520 align:center until homicide get here. Don't make that face. 00:13:12.600 --> 00:13:14.080 align:center Well, he is not my boss. 00:13:14.160 --> 00:13:15.760 align:center And neither are you. So, stiff clitties. 00:13:15.840 --> 00:13:18.600 align:center -Stiff clitties? Oh, lovely. -[Amber] Nup. Pussy's crack with this! 00:13:18.680 --> 00:13:20.600 align:center -I want a word with you lot. -Oh, hey. 00:13:20.680 --> 00:13:22.320 align:center Uh, I gotta go piss. 00:13:22.400 --> 00:13:23.720 align:center No! You just went. 00:13:23.800 --> 00:13:26.320 align:center I've got a UTI, OK? It's like fire ants in my urethra. 00:13:26.400 --> 00:13:27.680 align:center Oi, listen. 00:13:27.760 --> 00:13:30.200 align:center -You cops need to fuck off. -[Dulcie] Behind the tape, ma'am and sir. 00:13:30.280 --> 00:13:32.640 align:center We got a tour coming through here in 45, and I'm not cancelling. 00:13:32.720 --> 00:13:34.520 align:center I've already had to refund that mouth from Melbourne 00:13:34.600 --> 00:13:35.800 align:center 'cause Leon vommed on her shoes. 00:13:35.880 --> 00:13:37.840 align:center -$55. -Well, no, no. 00:13:37.920 --> 00:13:40.520 align:center We will not leave, ma'am, because this is a crime scene. 00:13:40.600 --> 00:13:43.600 align:center This is not a crime scene. This is my private property. 00:13:43.680 --> 00:13:45.800 align:center How dare you? 00:13:45.880 --> 00:13:47.960 align:center What the fuck are you doing here? 00:13:48.040 --> 00:13:50.000 align:center I'm not here. I'm not me. So... 00:13:50.080 --> 00:13:51.400 align:center You think I wouldn't recognise you, 00:13:51.480 --> 00:13:53.680 align:center coming in here behind those bloodshit polarised lenses? 00:13:53.760 --> 00:13:55.480 align:center -Hey, they're ombre! -Sorry, what is happening? 00:13:55.560 --> 00:13:57.160 align:center You need to fuck off! She's barred from here. 00:13:57.240 --> 00:13:59.000 align:center OK? My dad barred her from here. 00:13:59.080 --> 00:14:01.000 align:center -Pat, Pat! She's barred from here. -[Eddie] Yeah, yeah. 00:14:01.080 --> 00:14:02.200 align:center [Pat] Eddie. 00:14:02.280 --> 00:14:03.400 align:center -Fuck. -[Amber] It's not on, Pat! 00:14:03.480 --> 00:14:05.680 align:center -Get her out. -I didn't recognise you! Welcome home. 00:14:05.760 --> 00:14:09.160 align:center What do you mean "welcome home"? "Home" as in home, home? 00:14:09.240 --> 00:14:10.840 align:center -You're from Barra Creek? -No, no, no. 00:14:10.920 --> 00:14:13.480 align:center Remember the last time I saw you? You probably don't. 00:14:13.560 --> 00:14:15.520 align:center -Rolling drunk, she was. -OK, yeah. 00:14:15.600 --> 00:14:17.200 align:center [Pat] Out on the highway with some dog. 00:14:17.280 --> 00:14:18.760 align:center Having a fight with a tree. 00:14:18.840 --> 00:14:21.080 align:center -How long you home for? -I'm not home, OK? 00:14:21.160 --> 00:14:22.320 align:center I hate this fuckin' town. 00:14:22.400 --> 00:14:25.160 align:center I hope it slides into the river next time it fuckin' rains. 00:14:25.240 --> 00:14:26.680 align:center Well, piss off, then, before Dad comes back 00:14:26.760 --> 00:14:28.640 align:center -and you become the fuckin' crime scene. -[sirens wail] 00:14:28.720 --> 00:14:31.120 align:center Oh, great! Look, the jizz squad has arrived. That's perfect timing. 00:14:31.200 --> 00:14:33.360 align:center Pat, It's been lovely. Good luck with your life. 00:14:33.440 --> 00:14:35.200 align:center Have a great one. And, uh, Amber, 00:14:35.280 --> 00:14:37.640 align:center -you can suck a fuck. -[Amber] You fuckin' shit! 00:14:37.720 --> 00:14:40.400 align:center -[Eddie] Collins, meet you in the car park. I'm calling Cath. -[Pat] Who's this? 00:14:40.480 --> 00:14:42.600 align:center It's not the Dirks River boys. 00:14:42.680 --> 00:14:44.320 align:center [Dulcie] That's Detective Blunt. 00:14:44.400 --> 00:14:46.720 align:center He's on the backpacker case. 00:14:46.800 --> 00:14:48.400 align:center What's he doing here? 00:14:48.480 --> 00:14:51.520 align:center [man 1] Alright. Clear the scene. We've got it from here. 00:14:51.600 --> 00:14:53.600 align:center [men chatter indistinctly] 00:14:56.080 --> 00:14:57.360 align:center [man 2] Rangers have arrived. 00:14:57.440 --> 00:14:59.880 align:center [Blunt] Get them to cut the crock open. There'll be more inside. 00:15:02.880 --> 00:15:04.680 align:center What size are these tiny girl gloves, Steve? 00:15:04.760 --> 00:15:07.120 align:center -[Steve] Small to medium. -Fuckin' small to medium. Fuck! 00:15:07.200 --> 00:15:09.120 align:center Steve, you got that photo? 00:15:09.200 --> 00:15:10.200 align:center Alright. 00:15:11.880 --> 00:15:13.160 align:center Yep, I called it. 00:15:13.240 --> 00:15:15.760 align:center The arm's got the same tattoo, see? Both lavender. 00:15:15.840 --> 00:15:18.320 align:center That's her flower tattoo. It's Ebba. It's Ebba's arm. 00:15:18.400 --> 00:15:20.120 align:center Swedish girls got eaten. They got eaten by crocs. 00:15:20.200 --> 00:15:21.200 align:center [man] 100%, 100%. 00:15:21.280 --> 00:15:23.520 align:center Put that on ice. Send it to the fiancé. 00:15:23.600 --> 00:15:25.520 align:center -Where's my phone? I'm calling the senator. -Detective? 00:15:25.600 --> 00:15:27.800 align:center -[Blunt] Hello, mate. Yes, as suspected. -[Dulcie] Detective. 00:15:27.880 --> 00:15:29.560 align:center -[Blunt] Yeah. Shit news. -Sorry, can I... 00:15:29.640 --> 00:15:32.080 align:center -Detective? -I'll tell you what, if you call for that croc cull, Senator, 00:15:32.160 --> 00:15:34.240 align:center I'm going to back you 200%, mate. Yeah, you have my... 00:15:34.320 --> 00:15:35.760 align:center Hang on, Russ, sorry. 00:15:35.840 --> 00:15:37.600 align:center -Got a tourist here. -Oh. 00:15:37.680 --> 00:15:40.640 align:center -This is a crime scene. -Yes, I know. I'm Detective Collins. 00:15:40.720 --> 00:15:42.480 align:center Superintendent Culkin called me in to assist. 00:15:42.560 --> 00:15:45.040 align:center That pinko greenie? 'Course he fuckin' did. 00:15:45.120 --> 00:15:48.280 align:center Senator, sorry. Can I call you back, mate? Thank you. 00:15:48.360 --> 00:15:51.280 align:center So you think that that arm belongs to one of the Swedish backpackers? 00:15:51.360 --> 00:15:53.240 align:center No, don't think. I know. 00:15:53.320 --> 00:15:55.200 align:center Right. Yes, right. 00:15:55.280 --> 00:15:58.080 align:center Well, I worked as a detective for 15 years, 00:15:58.160 --> 00:16:00.440 align:center and I just completed five years in Tasmania, 00:16:00.520 --> 00:16:03.160 align:center so if an extra pair of hands is needed 00:16:03.240 --> 00:16:05.480 align:center to figure out the victim's last movements, I can absolutely-- 00:16:05.560 --> 00:16:07.680 align:center -Hang on, did you say Tasmania? -Yes, yes. 00:16:07.760 --> 00:16:09.320 align:center -What's your name again? -Dulcie Collins. 00:16:09.400 --> 00:16:11.760 align:center -F... You're that Deadlake bird. -Ah... 00:16:11.840 --> 00:16:13.640 align:center You know you're the talk of the group chat. 00:16:13.720 --> 00:16:15.600 align:center How you fucked up an investigation so royally 00:16:15.680 --> 00:16:17.440 align:center you got three innocent men killed? 00:16:19.000 --> 00:16:21.320 align:center One of them was a serial killer, actually. 00:16:21.400 --> 00:16:23.680 align:center Yeah, well, look, thanks for the offer, but I don't need any help. 00:16:23.760 --> 00:16:27.440 align:center You know, particularly from Nancy Drew's fuckin' stretched-out attic twin. 00:16:27.520 --> 00:16:30.360 align:center Have a good one. OK, boys, we've got to do this presser. 00:16:30.440 --> 00:16:31.920 align:center What do you reckon, aviators on or off? 00:16:32.000 --> 00:16:33.240 align:center -[man 1] On. -[man 2] 100%. 00:16:33.320 --> 00:16:35.080 align:center [Blunt] Yeah, I reckoned on. I reckoned on. 00:16:35.160 --> 00:16:36.360 align:center [man 2] Yeah, 100%. 00:16:36.440 --> 00:16:39.400 align:center [men all repeat agreement] 00:16:39.480 --> 00:16:42.600 align:center [hums tune] 00:16:42.680 --> 00:16:44.160 align:center [man] So, which croc was it, then, Mik? 00:16:44.240 --> 00:16:46.560 align:center I don't know which one it is, Isaac, it's too busted up. 00:16:46.640 --> 00:16:48.640 align:center Is it a bull from another part of the river? 00:16:48.720 --> 00:16:52.000 align:center Like Whopper from Dirks River? Or Cyclops or Dunker? 00:16:52.080 --> 00:16:54.400 align:center [Mik] Working in that nightclub busted your ear bones, cuz. 00:16:54.480 --> 00:16:57.400 align:center I already said I don't know. Whoever he is, he's fuckin' massive. 00:16:57.480 --> 00:17:00.320 align:center -[Isaac] Maybe it was Megamouth? -[Mik] Oh, my God, shut up! 00:17:00.400 --> 00:17:03.960 align:center [horn beeps, music plays loudly] 00:17:04.040 --> 00:17:05.640 align:center Cath! Finally! 00:17:09.680 --> 00:17:11.560 align:center -Eddie. -Ugh. 00:17:11.640 --> 00:17:15.480 align:center If this is about me not telling you I was from here... Fuck me! 00:17:15.560 --> 00:17:18.200 align:center Not even three hours in this rat hole, it's already taken its toll. 00:17:18.280 --> 00:17:20.640 align:center What happened to you, Collins? Look like the bones of Rasputin. 00:17:20.720 --> 00:17:22.080 align:center -Nothing happened. -Drink water. 00:17:22.160 --> 00:17:25.080 align:center Sorry I'm late! I got caught talking to lesbians. 00:17:25.160 --> 00:17:28.120 align:center There were so many of them, and they were all so beautiful. 00:17:28.200 --> 00:17:29.360 align:center Waterfalls, I mean. 00:17:29.440 --> 00:17:32.720 align:center There were only two confirmed lesbians, and they were both very sunburnt. 00:17:32.800 --> 00:17:34.720 align:center OK. Alright, Cath, let's get out of here. 00:17:34.800 --> 00:17:37.600 align:center There's a seat at the Darwin Ski Club with my arse's name on it. 00:17:37.680 --> 00:17:39.280 align:center [Cath] Oh, no, no, we can't drive anywhere. 00:17:39.360 --> 00:17:42.400 align:center The camper van company said we're not allowed to drive on the highway after dark 00:17:42.480 --> 00:17:44.000 align:center 'cause of the buffaloes. 00:17:44.080 --> 00:17:47.920 align:center But I've booked us into the Barra Creek Caravan Park for the night. 00:17:48.000 --> 00:17:49.680 align:center Fuck! 00:17:49.760 --> 00:17:51.640 align:center What? Have you stayed there before? 00:17:51.720 --> 00:17:53.360 align:center Are the toilets bad? 00:18:10.760 --> 00:18:13.040 align:center [drone whirs loudly] 00:18:14.560 --> 00:18:16.240 align:center [reporter] But first, a sad update 00:18:16.320 --> 00:18:18.080 align:center in the search for the missing Swedish backpackers, 00:18:18.160 --> 00:18:22.320 align:center with lead detective Michael Blunt addressing media earlier this evening. 00:18:22.400 --> 00:18:24.360 align:center We believe that Swedish backpacker Ebba Ehrling 00:18:24.440 --> 00:18:26.160 align:center was the victim of a croc attack. 00:18:26.240 --> 00:18:28.360 align:center We also believe that it's only a matter of time 00:18:28.440 --> 00:18:31.640 align:center before we recover the remains of one Astrid Ahlberg. 00:18:31.720 --> 00:18:34.920 align:center It's pretty clear that Ebba went into the water at Crossley's Crossing 00:18:35.000 --> 00:18:37.280 align:center at some time, probably having a skinny dip. 00:18:37.360 --> 00:18:39.640 align:center Yeah, and she's been taken by a bull croc. 00:18:39.720 --> 00:18:41.480 align:center And then that bull croc has choked on her arm 00:18:41.560 --> 00:18:43.920 align:center and floated upstream to Barra Creek, where it was discovered. 00:18:44.000 --> 00:18:46.600 align:center [man] We need to start culling the bastards. 00:18:46.680 --> 00:18:48.240 align:center The Swedes? 00:18:48.320 --> 00:18:51.560 align:center No, not the bloody Swedes, Rabbit! The bloody crocs. 00:18:51.640 --> 00:18:54.720 align:center They've taken over. They'll be walking on land next. 00:18:54.800 --> 00:18:56.800 align:center OK, my love! 00:18:56.880 --> 00:18:57.920 align:center Is Eddie joining us? 00:18:58.000 --> 00:19:00.600 align:center I got us the emu and kangaroo sausages. They're the house special. 00:19:00.680 --> 00:19:03.560 align:center OK, so the pub has new owners, Lynn and Mary. 00:19:03.640 --> 00:19:05.560 align:center Both straight for now, but life's long, isn't it? 00:19:05.640 --> 00:19:07.200 align:center Mm-hm, it is. 00:19:07.280 --> 00:19:08.440 align:center Is that Eddie? 00:19:08.520 --> 00:19:11.200 align:center Oh, my God, look at her! Look at her little topknot, Dulce! 00:19:11.280 --> 00:19:12.920 align:center Aw! 00:19:13.000 --> 00:19:14.400 align:center I know she doesn't have any family in town. 00:19:14.480 --> 00:19:16.840 align:center Is there anyone she wants to catch up with while we're here? 00:19:16.920 --> 00:19:19.880 align:center We could throw a barbecue. We just need a barbecue. 00:19:19.960 --> 00:19:21.600 align:center Actually, I'm going to buy us a barbecue. 00:19:21.680 --> 00:19:24.560 align:center -Is that the backpackers? -Yeah, Lynn said they worked here. 00:19:24.640 --> 00:19:27.800 align:center [eerie music plays] 00:19:27.880 --> 00:19:29.760 align:center I wonder where Eddie's got to. 00:19:35.520 --> 00:19:38.920 align:center [car approaches, "Slice Of Heaven" plays] 00:19:47.480 --> 00:19:48.760 align:center [woman] G'day, everyone. 00:19:48.840 --> 00:19:52.400 align:center So Mary and I have decided that bingo will go ahead tonight, 00:19:52.480 --> 00:19:55.760 align:center but now it'll be in Astrid and Ebba's honour, which is nice. 00:19:55.840 --> 00:19:57.360 align:center [man] No-one likes your effing bingo. 00:19:57.440 --> 00:20:00.360 align:center Oi! Take a bingo sheet out of respect for the dead bird, 00:20:00.440 --> 00:20:03.080 align:center or Lynn won't be driving you to dialysis next week. 00:20:03.160 --> 00:20:04.600 align:center What are you drawing? 00:20:05.680 --> 00:20:07.400 align:center Oh, nothing. That's a... 00:20:07.480 --> 00:20:09.080 align:center That's a train. 00:20:09.160 --> 00:20:10.840 align:center [Dulcie clears throat] 00:20:10.920 --> 00:20:14.360 align:center If that's a train, you need an MRI. It looks like an arm. 00:20:14.440 --> 00:20:16.520 align:center Dulce, what's going on? I promise I won't freak out. 00:20:16.600 --> 00:20:18.080 align:center I'm doing so much work on myself at the moment 00:20:18.160 --> 00:20:20.640 align:center I've basically evolved into a cosmic head. 00:20:21.600 --> 00:20:23.400 align:center Oh, look, Cath, 00:20:23.480 --> 00:20:26.240 align:center Blunt made an ID on the arm today 00:20:26.320 --> 00:20:28.400 align:center without any forensics input. 00:20:28.480 --> 00:20:30.880 align:center Just based on a tattoo on an arm 00:20:30.960 --> 00:20:33.760 align:center that had been used as a reptile's chew toy. 00:20:33.840 --> 00:20:36.920 align:center -Do you think it's Ebba's tattoo? -Uh, I don't know. I don't know. 00:20:37.000 --> 00:20:39.760 align:center But it's frustrating I don't have access to the crime scene photos 00:20:39.840 --> 00:20:41.520 align:center 'cause I'm not working the case. 00:20:41.600 --> 00:20:44.840 align:center You see, Blunt said that the backpackers were last seen at Crossley's Crossing, 00:20:44.920 --> 00:20:46.720 align:center but look at that mural over there! 00:20:46.800 --> 00:20:48.920 align:center How did the arm travel to Barra Creek? 00:20:49.000 --> 00:20:50.640 align:center We're 50km upstream. 00:20:50.720 --> 00:20:52.360 align:center [Mary] Last call for bingo! 00:20:52.440 --> 00:20:55.000 align:center Cath, what if the arm doesn't belong to Ebba? 00:20:55.080 --> 00:20:58.120 align:center What if Blunt's got this ID wrong? 00:20:58.200 --> 00:21:00.040 align:center Those missing women could still be out there, 00:21:00.120 --> 00:21:04.480 align:center and that's to say nothing of the actual person whose arm was found today. 00:21:04.560 --> 00:21:08.480 align:center What about them? The way this is being investigated is just not right. 00:21:08.560 --> 00:21:10.440 align:center Do you remember what I said in our marriage vows? 00:21:10.520 --> 00:21:13.800 align:center Yes, I do remember, because all four of our parents were there. 00:21:13.880 --> 00:21:16.960 align:center I said your sense of justice is my favourite thing about you, 00:21:17.040 --> 00:21:18.360 align:center aside from your perfect clit. 00:21:18.440 --> 00:21:20.640 align:center Yeah, and then a month later, my dad died. 00:21:20.720 --> 00:21:25.200 align:center Yeah, look, if you think there's something wrong here, you need to go for it. 00:21:25.280 --> 00:21:28.120 align:center We'll just keep checking in. OK? 00:21:28.200 --> 00:21:30.840 align:center [Mary] Ah, before I get on the bingo balls, 00:21:30.920 --> 00:21:35.240 align:center we'll have a minute's silence for Astrid and Ebba. 00:21:35.320 --> 00:21:37.840 align:center I'll use a timer on my phone. 00:21:37.920 --> 00:21:40.640 align:center OK, and... go. 00:21:46.480 --> 00:21:50.400 align:center [phone dings] 00:21:50.480 --> 00:21:52.040 align:center Oh, uh... 00:21:52.120 --> 00:21:53.800 align:center Sorry, my bad there. 00:22:18.840 --> 00:22:20.880 align:center [footsteps approach] 00:22:20.960 --> 00:22:23.040 align:center [Dulcie, breathlessly] Eddie! 00:22:24.360 --> 00:22:27.240 align:center Collins? What are you doing? 00:22:27.320 --> 00:22:28.800 align:center I'm running to you. 00:22:28.880 --> 00:22:31.320 align:center Why are you so fuckin' slow? 00:22:31.400 --> 00:22:34.240 align:center Oh, Christ. I'm overheating. 00:22:34.320 --> 00:22:36.800 align:center I am like a computer on a lap. 00:22:38.200 --> 00:22:42.000 align:center How does anyone move up here? The air is thicker than Clag! 00:22:42.080 --> 00:22:46.800 align:center [sighs] Listen, Blunt has made the wrong ID on that arm. 00:22:46.880 --> 00:22:48.800 align:center -I can feel it. -No, no. 00:22:48.880 --> 00:22:51.680 align:center What you're feeling is a very, very bad case of tit thrush. 00:22:51.760 --> 00:22:54.000 align:center No, that... OK, well, that was not Cath's story to tell. 00:22:54.080 --> 00:22:55.080 align:center I saw the cream. 00:22:55.160 --> 00:22:57.120 align:center No, well, the fungal infection under my breasts 00:22:57.200 --> 00:22:59.080 align:center is totally irrelevant right now. Look. 00:22:59.160 --> 00:23:01.080 align:center Look, the tattoos don't match. 00:23:01.160 --> 00:23:05.560 align:center Ebba's tattoo is lavender and violet, and the victim's tattoo is... 00:23:05.640 --> 00:23:08.640 align:center I mean, I don't know exactly what that is, but I think there's legs involved. 00:23:08.720 --> 00:23:12.200 align:center But the point is, the arm from the river isn't Ebba's. 00:23:12.280 --> 00:23:13.800 align:center I think we've got a John Doe on our hands. 00:23:13.880 --> 00:23:15.800 align:center No. I don't have anything on my hands. 00:23:15.880 --> 00:23:17.920 align:center Yeah? Some rando wants to go for a swim 00:23:18.000 --> 00:23:20.520 align:center in a river filled with reptilian death puppies, not my problem. 00:23:20.600 --> 00:23:22.080 align:center OK, right. Well, I am sending you the photo. 00:23:22.160 --> 00:23:23.600 align:center -No! Don't send me-- -No, I'm sending it. 00:23:23.680 --> 00:23:25.520 align:center I am sending you the photo. 00:23:25.600 --> 00:23:27.000 align:center And there. It's sent. 00:23:28.800 --> 00:23:30.080 align:center Was that your phone? 00:23:31.320 --> 00:23:33.080 align:center Oh, well, that was very silly, Eddie. 00:23:33.160 --> 00:23:35.520 align:center That was just a silly, silly thing to do. 00:23:35.600 --> 00:23:37.280 align:center -How are you going to make calls now? -I don't care. 00:23:37.360 --> 00:23:38.560 align:center I'm not going to make a fuckin' call. 00:23:38.640 --> 00:23:40.440 align:center I won't make a call ever again in my whole fuckin' life. 00:23:40.520 --> 00:23:42.280 align:center Just... Come on. 00:23:42.360 --> 00:23:44.720 align:center [sighs] Right. 00:23:46.440 --> 00:23:48.000 align:center I understand not... 00:23:50.400 --> 00:23:55.600 align:center Look, I understand not wanting to spend time in your hometown. 00:23:55.680 --> 00:23:58.680 align:center I grew up in Canberra, and I didn't have many friends either, 00:23:58.760 --> 00:24:00.280 align:center -mostly 'cause of... -No, I had many friends. 00:24:00.360 --> 00:24:03.680 align:center ...mostly 'cause of our 8pm curfew, and we prayed a lot. 00:24:03.760 --> 00:24:05.120 align:center But... 00:24:05.200 --> 00:24:06.960 align:center we can't walk away from this. 00:24:08.200 --> 00:24:11.200 align:center Watch me. I'll make it fuckin' jaunty for you. 00:24:11.280 --> 00:24:13.440 align:center [sings] ♪ Agadoo-doo-doo... 00:24:13.520 --> 00:24:14.640 align:center Eddie! 00:24:14.720 --> 00:24:16.760 align:center ♪ Do ya see me walk away? 00:24:16.840 --> 00:24:19.040 align:center -♪ Agadoo-doo-doo... -This community deserves answers! 00:24:19.120 --> 00:24:22.800 align:center Mate! There is no community in Barra Creek, OK? 00:24:22.880 --> 00:24:26.280 align:center A full arm showed up, but did anybody report a missing person? 00:24:26.360 --> 00:24:30.720 align:center Nup. No-one in this town gives a shit about anything or anyone. 00:24:30.800 --> 00:24:34.040 align:center OK, fine. That's fine, Eddie. You go back to Darwin. 00:24:34.120 --> 00:24:36.520 align:center -You drink your coke. -Hoon around on my new jet ski. 00:24:36.600 --> 00:24:40.200 align:center Oh, yeah, hoon around on your new jet ski that you will absolutely not win. 00:24:40.280 --> 00:24:41.880 align:center But I am staying here 00:24:41.960 --> 00:24:45.680 align:center because I owe it to this John Doe to at least try and ID them. 00:24:45.760 --> 00:24:48.640 align:center Besides, what else am I going to do? Huh? I'm going to go to Alice Springs? 00:24:48.720 --> 00:24:51.480 align:center It is a lesbian social worker vortex! 00:24:51.560 --> 00:24:53.840 align:center It will suck Cath in and never let her go. 00:24:53.920 --> 00:24:55.560 align:center [horn blares] 00:24:58.080 --> 00:24:59.680 align:center Your ears stuffed with big fat balls? 00:24:59.760 --> 00:25:01.480 align:center I told you to fuck off. 00:25:01.560 --> 00:25:04.840 align:center I'm going home tomorrow, Amber, OK? So you can fuckin' fuck off. 00:25:04.920 --> 00:25:08.920 align:center From Dad's Best Best billboard right down to the Drowsy Driver Roadside Trivia sign, 00:25:09.000 --> 00:25:10.680 align:center this is my family's. 00:25:10.760 --> 00:25:12.200 align:center Barra Creek is Darrell country, 00:25:12.280 --> 00:25:14.040 align:center and you're not welcome after what you did. 00:25:14.120 --> 00:25:16.000 align:center Ugh. I didn't fuckin' do anything. 00:25:16.080 --> 00:25:18.480 align:center -You put a croc in Dad's ute! -Oh, come on! 00:25:18.560 --> 00:25:21.280 align:center It was a one-meter freshie, OK? That was croc justice. 00:25:21.360 --> 00:25:23.240 align:center And it wasn't even big enough to bite his hand. 00:25:23.320 --> 00:25:25.080 align:center And you know what? He deserved it after what he did. 00:25:25.160 --> 00:25:26.320 align:center What did he do? 00:25:26.400 --> 00:25:27.960 align:center -None of your business. -Don't worry about it. 00:25:28.040 --> 00:25:29.120 align:center You tried to kill him. 00:25:29.200 --> 00:25:32.560 align:center Don fuckin' bulldozed a roadside memorial to my mum 00:25:32.640 --> 00:25:35.480 align:center so he could widen his driveway by 70 centimetres! 00:25:35.560 --> 00:25:39.120 align:center Yeah, so he could get the truck in to get the new shed in to put the boat in. 00:25:39.200 --> 00:25:41.400 align:center You're rat dogs. You bunch of you, fuckin' rat dogs. 00:25:41.480 --> 00:25:45.880 align:center At 7:35am, I'm doing the daycare drop-off at Kroccy Kidz with a Z. 00:25:45.960 --> 00:25:48.600 align:center When I come back through here for the iced coffees, 00:25:48.680 --> 00:25:50.160 align:center I better not see you, yeah? 00:25:50.240 --> 00:25:51.760 align:center My family run this town. 00:25:51.840 --> 00:25:53.440 align:center What town? 00:25:53.520 --> 00:25:56.440 align:center It's just a fuckin' pub, a police station, and a fuckin' bin. 00:25:56.520 --> 00:25:59.600 align:center Yeah, well, the joke's on you, shithead, 'cause we've got two bins now! 00:25:59.680 --> 00:26:01.640 align:center Oh, OK, cool. Guess what else you've got two of? 00:26:01.720 --> 00:26:03.840 align:center This one and this one. Fuckin' sit on that. 00:26:03.920 --> 00:26:06.640 align:center -Piss off! -Yeah, tell Don to sit on it, too! 00:26:06.720 --> 00:26:09.520 align:center Sit on a big one, you giant piece of shit people-mover! 00:26:09.600 --> 00:26:11.720 align:center Fuckin'... shit car. 00:26:18.520 --> 00:26:21.120 align:center Sorry about your mum's memorial. 00:26:21.200 --> 00:26:24.160 align:center Why? You didn't drive over it with a Komatsu. 00:26:24.240 --> 00:26:25.240 align:center Here. 00:26:27.040 --> 00:26:30.080 align:center Is that why you didn't tell me Barra Creek was your hometown, 00:26:30.160 --> 00:26:32.120 align:center because of your mum and... 00:26:32.200 --> 00:26:34.760 align:center putting a crocodile in that gentleman's car? 00:26:34.840 --> 00:26:38.320 align:center Yeah, because this town is full of shit cunts like the Darrells 00:26:38.400 --> 00:26:40.960 align:center who just do whatever the fuck they want. 00:26:41.040 --> 00:26:44.280 align:center Sometimes I think the only form of justice they understand is croc justice. 00:26:44.360 --> 00:26:46.720 align:center Oh, well, we can do away with the courts, then. 00:26:46.800 --> 00:26:48.640 align:center Hang on, shut up. Where'd you get these? 00:26:48.720 --> 00:26:50.920 align:center Ah, um, a journo sent them to me. 00:26:51.000 --> 00:26:52.440 align:center They were on the boat. 00:26:52.520 --> 00:26:54.920 align:center They're the one that vomited on the passenger's sandals. 00:26:55.000 --> 00:26:58.520 align:center They be-beeped it to my phone. There was a be-beeping sound. 00:26:58.600 --> 00:27:00.240 align:center That's not a croc bite. 00:27:00.320 --> 00:27:02.560 align:center -What? -Crocs' teeth don't cut like that. 00:27:02.640 --> 00:27:06.080 align:center They just thrash you around till you're in chunks 00:27:06.160 --> 00:27:08.120 align:center so they can swallow you. 00:27:08.200 --> 00:27:09.840 align:center That's been chopped off. 00:27:15.200 --> 00:27:16.520 align:center Fuck! 00:27:16.600 --> 00:27:18.600 align:center It's a fuckin' homicide. 00:27:19.920 --> 00:27:22.080 align:center Oh, that's fuckin' great, isn't it? 00:27:22.160 --> 00:27:25.400 align:center Now we're looking for a missing person and a fuckin' killer. 00:27:25.480 --> 00:27:27.440 align:center -Fuck. -We? 00:27:32.400 --> 00:27:33.400 align:center Yeah. 00:27:34.680 --> 00:27:37.200 align:center Yeah, fuck this town. Fuck... Fuck the lot of them. 00:27:37.280 --> 00:27:39.240 align:center I'm like herpes. I can leave when I fuckin' want. 00:27:39.320 --> 00:27:41.000 align:center So that's... That's a yes? 00:27:41.080 --> 00:27:43.320 align:center -Yes, yes, fucking yes. -Yes? You are going to say yes? 00:27:43.400 --> 00:27:45.120 align:center -Yes! Yes! -Hey! Ow. 00:27:45.200 --> 00:27:48.120 align:center Great. I'll call the superintendent first thing in the morning, 00:27:48.200 --> 00:27:50.080 align:center and we'll get the proper permissions. 00:27:50.160 --> 00:27:51.160 align:center Suck job. 00:27:51.240 --> 00:27:53.120 align:center Well, that's just standard procedure, Eddie. 00:27:53.200 --> 00:27:55.440 align:center -You're such a cop. -You're a cop too. 00:27:55.520 --> 00:27:57.080 align:center Yeah, but I'm, like, a cool cop. 00:27:57.160 --> 00:28:00.160 align:center [Dulcie] So you're still sleeping in the camper with us tonight? 00:28:00.240 --> 00:28:02.760 align:center [Eddie] Yeah, 'course! Sleeping in my nook. 00:28:02.840 --> 00:28:04.880 align:center That's where my bag of undies is. 00:28:04.960 --> 00:28:07.640 align:center [tense music plays] 00:28:17.000 --> 00:28:19.120 align:center [bats chitter] 00:28:26.160 --> 00:28:28.280 align:center -Guess what I had for dinner? -[dog barking] 00:28:28.360 --> 00:28:29.960 align:center I don't know. Falafel? 00:28:30.040 --> 00:28:31.680 align:center No, Aunty Mary gave us ice-cream 00:28:31.760 --> 00:28:34.040 align:center because Mum was cutting up a dead crocodile! 00:28:34.120 --> 00:28:35.600 align:center -[kid] Hello. Boss! -What? 00:28:35.680 --> 00:28:38.400 align:center -Did you say a dead crocodile? -Yeah, a big one. 00:28:38.480 --> 00:28:41.000 align:center What's your mum do for a job? She a butcher? 00:28:41.080 --> 00:28:42.320 align:center She's a ranger. 00:28:42.400 --> 00:28:46.400 align:center -She got me this fishing shirt. -Oh! That is a very good shirt. 00:28:46.480 --> 00:28:49.000 align:center What's that? That drawing on the billboard? 00:28:49.080 --> 00:28:51.000 align:center Um, that's... that's a rocket 00:28:51.080 --> 00:28:54.880 align:center that is taking off into the sky. 00:28:54.960 --> 00:28:57.840 align:center Did your mum say if she found anything else in that croc? 00:28:57.920 --> 00:28:58.920 align:center Yeah! 00:29:00.200 --> 00:29:02.200 align:center Well, what was it? 00:29:02.280 --> 00:29:03.640 align:center Hey, kid! 00:29:03.720 --> 00:29:06.080 align:center What was inside the crocodile? 00:29:09.640 --> 00:29:12.080 align:center [reads German] 00:29:12.160 --> 00:29:14.040 align:center [Eddie] Collins! 00:29:14.120 --> 00:29:15.960 align:center -Collins! -Oh, good, you can help me. 00:29:16.040 --> 00:29:18.280 align:center Cath's left the instructions for how to disconnect the sewer hose, 00:29:18.360 --> 00:29:19.920 align:center but they're in German and I-- 00:29:20.000 --> 00:29:21.400 align:center Ow! 00:29:21.480 --> 00:29:23.000 align:center Where did you get that? 00:29:23.080 --> 00:29:25.960 align:center This? It's my steed. It's a rental. Cost me a bomb. 00:29:26.040 --> 00:29:30.000 align:center OK, well, um, I spoke to the superintendent. 00:29:30.080 --> 00:29:31.360 align:center Forensics called this morning 00:29:31.440 --> 00:29:33.640 align:center and they confirmed that the arm belongs to a male. 00:29:33.720 --> 00:29:35.280 align:center I still think the tattoo is of legs, 00:29:35.360 --> 00:29:38.160 align:center maybe bird's legs, because they bend backwards. 00:29:38.240 --> 00:29:40.000 align:center Blunt is off on a new lead. 00:29:40.080 --> 00:29:44.360 align:center Apparently Astrid and Ebba interacted with a man at the Dirks River service station 00:29:44.440 --> 00:29:46.320 align:center and they're trying to locate him now. 00:29:46.400 --> 00:29:48.280 align:center So we have been given the green light to investigate. 00:29:48.360 --> 00:29:51.040 align:center Good, 'cause I reckon the murderer fed the John Doe to their pet croc. 00:29:51.120 --> 00:29:52.760 align:center So we just need to disconnect this thing 00:29:52.840 --> 00:29:56.880 align:center and, if it doesn't spray effluent everywhere, we can go. 00:29:56.960 --> 00:29:58.320 align:center Sorry, did you say a "pet croc"? 00:29:58.400 --> 00:29:59.360 align:center -Yeah. -[man] Morning! 00:29:59.440 --> 00:30:01.240 align:center -[both] Morning! -Bit hot up here. 00:30:01.320 --> 00:30:03.960 align:center -Is it? -Yeah, steamier than a Bangkok laundromat. 00:30:04.040 --> 00:30:05.680 align:center [all laugh] 00:30:05.760 --> 00:30:07.120 align:center [Eddie] Yeah, good on ya. 00:30:07.200 --> 00:30:08.320 align:center [man laughs] 00:30:08.400 --> 00:30:11.480 align:center Yeah, the croc from yesterday had no more body parts in it. 00:30:11.560 --> 00:30:14.480 align:center Its guts were just filled with chickens. 100% chickens! 00:30:14.560 --> 00:30:17.760 align:center The point is, with a diet like that, the dead croc is probably someone's pet. 00:30:17.840 --> 00:30:21.000 align:center What? Who would keep a crocodile as a pet? 00:30:21.080 --> 00:30:22.360 align:center Heaps of people up here do! 00:30:22.440 --> 00:30:23.680 align:center I know two in Barra Creek. 00:30:23.760 --> 00:30:25.440 align:center To what end? What do you do with a pet crocodile? 00:30:25.520 --> 00:30:26.960 align:center -You teach it to heel. -[woman] Morning! 00:30:27.040 --> 00:30:28.880 align:center -[both] Morning! -Gosh, it's hot. 00:30:28.960 --> 00:30:31.600 align:center -That's correct. Yeah. -Oh, yeah, I could steam a dumpling in my cooch. 00:30:31.680 --> 00:30:36.520 align:center I reckon that the killer has fed the arm of the John Doe to their pet croc, 00:30:36.600 --> 00:30:39.080 align:center but then the croc has choked on it and carked it. 00:30:39.160 --> 00:30:40.800 align:center And so the killer's just dumped him in the river. 00:30:40.880 --> 00:30:43.960 align:center So, I'm going to check on the two pet crocs, see if one is missing. 00:30:44.040 --> 00:30:48.800 align:center If I can identify the croc from the river, then we find our killer. 00:30:48.880 --> 00:30:50.200 align:center [imitates motorbike engine revving] 00:30:50.280 --> 00:30:52.480 align:center What? No, that is not our priority, Eddie! 00:30:52.560 --> 00:30:55.280 align:center Forget about the croc. We need to ID our victim and... 00:30:55.360 --> 00:30:59.320 align:center And what about the sewer pump? Eddie, that is a two-person job! 00:30:59.400 --> 00:31:01.080 align:center -Morning. -Yes, it's hot. 00:31:01.160 --> 00:31:02.320 align:center Sorry, Lynn. Sorry. 00:31:02.400 --> 00:31:04.200 align:center I saved that Coat of Arms for you. 00:31:04.280 --> 00:31:06.840 align:center -Sorry, my what? -Your house special from last night. 00:31:06.920 --> 00:31:08.240 align:center -The one you didn't eat. -Oh. 00:31:08.320 --> 00:31:11.160 align:center We named it the Coat of Arms 'cause of the roo and the emu sausages. 00:31:32.560 --> 00:31:33.720 align:center [door bangs] 00:31:34.800 --> 00:31:36.160 align:center Oh. 00:31:36.240 --> 00:31:38.560 align:center Sorry. I haven't... 00:31:38.640 --> 00:31:42.600 align:center Hey, sorry, someone's still in here and that's accidentally locked! 00:31:42.680 --> 00:31:43.720 align:center [rattling door] Hello? 00:31:43.800 --> 00:31:45.040 align:center OK. 00:31:48.640 --> 00:31:50.120 align:center Oh, my God. 00:32:01.560 --> 00:32:02.760 align:center [mouths] 00:32:08.840 --> 00:32:10.040 align:center [softly] Hey. 00:32:20.560 --> 00:32:22.360 align:center [man] Alright! How youse all going? 00:32:22.440 --> 00:32:25.120 align:center Welcome to the 11am crocodile feeding experience. 00:32:25.200 --> 00:32:31.240 align:center As youse know from me socials, I am DJ Darrell, #CrocGod. 00:32:31.320 --> 00:32:33.200 align:center And our pet King who's in that pool behind me 00:32:33.280 --> 00:32:35.280 align:center was caught by my dad Don. 00:32:35.360 --> 00:32:37.720 align:center He's the largest croc ever recorded in Australia, 00:32:37.800 --> 00:32:40.440 align:center so suck shit Land of Crocs, size does matter! 00:32:40.520 --> 00:32:41.520 align:center [laughs] 00:32:41.600 --> 00:32:43.360 align:center [chuckles] Yeah. 00:32:43.440 --> 00:32:45.960 align:center Alright, let's give him some food. 00:32:46.040 --> 00:32:47.600 align:center Yeah! Clap your hands, that's it. 00:32:47.680 --> 00:32:49.680 align:center Bring out the beast! 00:32:49.760 --> 00:32:52.600 align:center Hey, hey! Alright. There we go! 00:32:52.680 --> 00:32:54.360 align:center Go on, clap louder. 00:32:54.440 --> 00:32:56.520 align:center King only comes when you clap. 00:32:56.600 --> 00:33:00.040 align:center -Oh, here he is, King of the river. -[audience member] Oh, there it is! 00:33:00.120 --> 00:33:01.320 align:center Fuck. 00:33:01.400 --> 00:33:03.640 align:center -[DJ] So who here wants to chuck a chook? -[man] I do! 00:33:05.960 --> 00:33:08.160 align:center Bum. Where are your names? 00:33:09.560 --> 00:33:11.320 align:center [sighs] 00:33:11.400 --> 00:33:14.200 align:center -[door opens] -Alright, you done yet? 00:33:14.280 --> 00:33:16.400 align:center Sorry, you knew that I was in here? 00:33:16.480 --> 00:33:19.680 align:center I'm shutting up. Gotta get to the doc's. I've got piss in my blood. 00:33:19.760 --> 00:33:22.120 align:center -Alright. -Wait, just one second. 00:33:22.200 --> 00:33:23.960 align:center Sorry, do you know any of these men? 00:33:24.040 --> 00:33:26.160 align:center Yeah, of course I bloody know them. Out. 00:33:26.240 --> 00:33:28.720 align:center Um, could you tell me their names or where I might find them? 00:33:28.800 --> 00:33:30.960 align:center Christ. 00:33:31.040 --> 00:33:32.720 align:center There's Barry, he's in a nursing home. 00:33:32.800 --> 00:33:34.560 align:center That Don bastard's still around. 00:33:34.640 --> 00:33:37.280 align:center Trevor Stutchberry died a couple of years ago. 00:33:37.360 --> 00:33:38.800 align:center Frank McCallister's in jail. 00:33:38.880 --> 00:33:41.080 align:center And that one is dead, probably. 00:33:41.160 --> 00:33:43.320 align:center -Probably? -Well, he went missing, didn't he? 00:33:43.400 --> 00:33:45.520 align:center Do you remember his name? 00:33:45.600 --> 00:33:47.960 align:center I don't bloody know. He was in the papers, wasn't he? 00:33:48.040 --> 00:33:50.520 align:center -Was he? Why? -Because he went bloody missing. 00:33:50.600 --> 00:33:52.760 align:center Right, I've had enough of your questions! Out. 00:33:52.840 --> 00:33:54.080 align:center Um... 00:33:54.160 --> 00:33:56.640 align:center -Out. -No, I don't have my shoes, please. 00:33:56.720 --> 00:33:57.720 align:center Thank you. 00:34:02.080 --> 00:34:03.720 align:center [Dulcie] He went missing. 00:34:05.240 --> 00:34:07.160 align:center -Lloyd. -Sorry? 00:34:07.240 --> 00:34:08.560 align:center The bloke in the photo. 00:34:08.640 --> 00:34:10.160 align:center Lloyd Reynolds was his name. 00:34:10.240 --> 00:34:11.920 align:center Christ, keep up, girl. 00:34:22.120 --> 00:34:23.280 align:center [Eddie, over phone] Collins? 00:34:23.360 --> 00:34:25.120 align:center Eddie, I think I know who the arm belongs to... 00:34:25.200 --> 00:34:26.120 align:center What? 00:34:26.200 --> 00:34:27.400 align:center [Dulcie] It's Lloyd Reynolds. 00:34:27.480 --> 00:34:30.920 align:center The jet-ski guy from the petrol station. I'm headed there now to try to ID him. 00:34:31.000 --> 00:34:32.880 align:center Fuck off, you hovercunt! 00:34:32.960 --> 00:34:35.360 align:center -And then I'll come and get you! -Yeah, cool. I'm not listening. 00:34:35.440 --> 00:34:37.680 align:center Hey, the Darrells' pet croc King is still alive, 00:34:37.760 --> 00:34:39.440 align:center so I've got one more place to check out. 00:34:39.520 --> 00:34:41.600 align:center -[beeping] -Collins? Collins? 00:34:42.920 --> 00:34:45.240 align:center -Fuck off! -[drone whirs loudly] 00:34:45.320 --> 00:34:47.360 align:center [indistinct] 00:34:47.440 --> 00:34:50.080 align:center [Allira] Yeah, it's a promotion. I have to mention the promotion 00:34:50.160 --> 00:34:53.240 align:center and two packs of Fruity Juice for $2 is a good deal. 00:34:53.320 --> 00:34:56.880 align:center -So are you sure you don't want it? -So sure. I'm really sure. 00:34:56.960 --> 00:34:59.880 align:center Well, I can't give you the sign-up sheet because the competition is closed. 00:34:59.960 --> 00:35:01.960 align:center Yeah, I don't want to enter the competition. 00:35:02.040 --> 00:35:05.440 align:center I just want to confirm the identity of one of the entrants. 00:35:05.520 --> 00:35:07.160 align:center I think he might be a missing person. 00:35:07.240 --> 00:35:10.200 align:center [sighs and groans] 00:35:10.280 --> 00:35:12.440 align:center Oh, my God. 00:35:13.720 --> 00:35:14.960 align:center Ah! 00:35:15.040 --> 00:35:16.800 align:center Thank you, Allira. Thank you. 00:35:17.960 --> 00:35:21.000 align:center [Allira] Are you sure you don't want two packs of Fruity Juice for $2? 00:35:21.080 --> 00:35:24.000 align:center I'm so sure. This man here, Lloyd Reynolds, 00:35:24.080 --> 00:35:25.760 align:center is there any chance that you remember him? 00:35:25.840 --> 00:35:28.800 align:center Yeah, I remember him 'cause the bank told me to cut up his credit card. 00:35:28.880 --> 00:35:31.120 align:center Right, and this is his phone number here, is it? 00:35:31.200 --> 00:35:33.080 align:center Yeah, 48 times in a row. 00:35:33.160 --> 00:35:35.720 align:center OK, OK, and that was Lloyd on the end there, yes? 00:35:35.800 --> 00:35:36.880 align:center No. 00:35:36.960 --> 00:35:38.880 align:center [Mary, on recording] You've reached the Barra Creek Pub, 00:35:38.960 --> 00:35:41.720 align:center home of the famous Steak Cake. For bookings, press 1... 00:35:41.800 --> 00:35:45.520 align:center Is this about the Swedish backpackers, Elsa and Aspirin or whatever? 00:35:45.600 --> 00:35:47.400 align:center 'Cause I already told those detectives this morning 00:35:47.480 --> 00:35:48.840 align:center about them and that Lloyd bloke. 00:35:48.920 --> 00:35:52.040 align:center Wait, Lloyd Reynolds is the man the backpackers were seen with? 00:35:52.120 --> 00:35:53.360 align:center Yes. 00:35:53.440 --> 00:35:55.120 align:center They paid for their noodles 00:35:55.200 --> 00:35:57.080 align:center and his mobility scooter 00:35:57.160 --> 00:36:00.040 align:center and two packs of Fruity Juice for $2. 00:36:00.120 --> 00:36:03.400 align:center -Are you sure you don't want that? -I don't want it. I don't want it. 00:36:03.480 --> 00:36:04.560 align:center -[sighs] -OK. 00:36:04.640 --> 00:36:07.080 align:center Think they felt sorry for him 'cause he was old 00:36:07.160 --> 00:36:08.320 align:center and I cut up his credit card. 00:36:08.400 --> 00:36:10.160 align:center Right, and did they leave with him? 00:36:10.240 --> 00:36:11.880 align:center No, they went in different directions. 00:36:11.960 --> 00:36:14.080 align:center He went to Barra Creek and they went off to Crossley's Crossing. 00:36:14.160 --> 00:36:16.280 align:center Right, thank you so much. 00:36:16.360 --> 00:36:18.520 align:center Hang on a sec. That's Lloyd there. 00:36:22.120 --> 00:36:24.360 align:center [Dulcie] No, but that's... 00:36:24.440 --> 00:36:26.920 align:center [man] Frank McCallister. 00:36:27.000 --> 00:36:29.920 align:center Priors include crop poaching, drink-driving, 00:36:30.000 --> 00:36:32.840 align:center identity fraud and petty theft. 00:36:34.000 --> 00:36:35.720 align:center That him there? 00:36:35.800 --> 00:36:38.280 align:center Yes. Yep. 00:36:40.520 --> 00:36:42.200 align:center He's in prison. 00:36:42.280 --> 00:36:46.960 align:center How is Frank McCallister committing identity fraud at a servo in Dirks River 00:36:47.040 --> 00:36:48.200 align:center if he's in prison? 00:36:51.800 --> 00:36:54.160 align:center Could he have been released early? 00:36:55.320 --> 00:36:56.760 align:center [sighs] 00:37:01.200 --> 00:37:02.360 align:center He was released four days ago. 00:37:02.440 --> 00:37:04.800 align:center Right. OK, great. Can I grab an address, please? Thank you. 00:37:04.880 --> 00:37:06.280 align:center You see the chat? 00:37:06.360 --> 00:37:10.040 align:center -Fucking funny. I'll get done for that. -[laughs] Yeah. 00:37:10.120 --> 00:37:12.040 align:center -See you later. -[door closes] 00:37:13.520 --> 00:37:15.200 align:center The address. 00:37:19.880 --> 00:37:21.520 align:center [brakes squeal] 00:37:21.600 --> 00:37:24.480 align:center [eerie music plays] 00:37:40.160 --> 00:37:41.520 align:center [exhales] 00:37:44.000 --> 00:37:46.200 align:center [Sat Nav] Continue straight along Dickie's Knob Road 00:37:46.280 --> 00:37:47.600 align:center for one and a half kilometres 00:37:47.680 --> 00:37:49.440 align:center and your destination will be on the right. 00:37:49.520 --> 00:37:51.360 align:center [beeping] 00:37:51.440 --> 00:37:53.480 align:center [beeping speed increases] 00:37:53.560 --> 00:37:54.680 align:center [turns off engine] 00:37:57.720 --> 00:37:59.840 align:center [tense music plays] 00:38:01.720 --> 00:38:02.800 align:center Lovely. 00:38:05.360 --> 00:38:06.800 align:center [exhales] 00:38:30.080 --> 00:38:33.720 align:center [woman] Thank you. That song was called Red Flag. It was about my ex. 00:38:33.800 --> 00:38:37.360 align:center And this next one's called Dead Love. It's about my ex. 00:38:37.440 --> 00:38:38.440 align:center [man] No! 00:38:38.520 --> 00:38:40.160 align:center [Amber] Who the fuck graffitied our billboard? 00:38:40.240 --> 00:38:42.240 align:center -Where's Spud? Where is he? -[musician strums guitar] 00:38:42.320 --> 00:38:43.960 align:center Amber, we don't want any trouble. 00:38:44.040 --> 00:38:46.200 align:center The pool table's still spongy from the water damage 00:38:46.280 --> 00:38:47.760 align:center last time you guys went at it. 00:38:47.840 --> 00:38:49.640 align:center Oi! Spud! 00:38:49.720 --> 00:38:52.080 align:center -Did you do that? -Oi, fuckstick! 00:38:52.160 --> 00:38:54.720 align:center Is that your cock and balls on my dad's face? 00:38:54.800 --> 00:38:56.080 align:center -Nup. -[stops playing] 00:38:56.160 --> 00:38:58.840 align:center Don't know nothing about no cock and balls. 00:39:04.560 --> 00:39:08.280 align:center Always said your old man was a massive cocksucker, though. 00:39:08.360 --> 00:39:09.880 align:center My dad is not gay! 00:39:09.960 --> 00:39:12.520 align:center -No-one in our family is gay! -[DJ] Respect my dad! 00:39:12.600 --> 00:39:14.160 align:center He's the king of the river! 00:39:16.320 --> 00:39:19.800 align:center [eerie music plays] 00:39:19.880 --> 00:39:21.280 align:center Hello? 00:39:23.240 --> 00:39:25.040 align:center Mr McCallister? 00:39:27.360 --> 00:39:28.800 align:center Is anybody there? 00:39:39.400 --> 00:39:40.440 align:center Hello? 00:39:43.000 --> 00:39:44.800 align:center -[banging] -Oh! 00:39:44.880 --> 00:39:46.160 align:center [exhales] 00:39:51.240 --> 00:39:52.440 align:center Hello? 00:39:58.000 --> 00:39:59.560 align:center [banging] 00:40:10.200 --> 00:40:13.320 align:center Oh, Christ, Eddie! Oh, God. 00:40:13.400 --> 00:40:16.080 align:center My heart is bloody Michael Flatley right now! 00:40:16.160 --> 00:40:17.400 align:center What are you doing here? 00:40:17.480 --> 00:40:19.640 align:center [sniffles] He's dead. 00:40:19.720 --> 00:40:21.560 align:center Yeah. 00:40:21.640 --> 00:40:23.560 align:center Yeah, I think he is, too. 00:40:23.640 --> 00:40:25.400 align:center I loved that cheeky fucker. 00:40:26.920 --> 00:40:29.880 align:center Oh, no. God, Eddie, I didn't... 00:40:29.960 --> 00:40:32.440 align:center Oh. I didn't realise you knew him. 00:40:32.520 --> 00:40:33.840 align:center We grew up together. 00:40:33.920 --> 00:40:36.760 align:center He was a bloody good listener. 00:40:40.040 --> 00:40:42.040 align:center We used to have baths together. 00:40:43.840 --> 00:40:46.000 align:center He had the most beautiful... 00:40:47.280 --> 00:40:48.840 align:center ...piss-yellow eyes. 00:40:48.920 --> 00:40:51.280 align:center I mean, I fed him a chook every morning. 00:40:51.360 --> 00:40:52.600 align:center [sniffles] 00:40:52.680 --> 00:40:55.440 align:center Sorry, who are you talking about? 00:40:55.520 --> 00:40:57.040 align:center Triple Pet! 00:40:57.120 --> 00:41:00.320 align:center The best croc in the Territory. He's not in his cage. 00:41:00.400 --> 00:41:02.240 align:center He must have been who was dead in the river. 00:41:02.320 --> 00:41:03.800 align:center -Right. -What... 00:41:03.880 --> 00:41:05.160 align:center Who were you talking about? 00:41:05.240 --> 00:41:08.000 align:center Oh, the man who lived here, Frank McCallister. 00:41:08.080 --> 00:41:10.960 align:center I think his arm was in the Triple Pet. 00:41:13.080 --> 00:41:15.520 align:center No. No, that's not possible. 00:41:15.600 --> 00:41:17.600 align:center Well, he was released from prison a few days ago. 00:41:17.680 --> 00:41:20.760 align:center I think someone might have killed him when he arrived back here. 00:41:25.160 --> 00:41:26.240 align:center Eddie, you OK? 00:41:26.320 --> 00:41:27.920 align:center [gunshot] 00:41:28.000 --> 00:41:30.720 align:center -Christ, what... -Fuck! Get down, get down! 00:41:30.800 --> 00:41:34.560 align:center [man] Get off my fucking property, you fucking thief! 00:41:34.640 --> 00:41:36.320 align:center Fuck my ring, don't shoot! 00:41:36.400 --> 00:41:38.400 align:center [man] No! I bloody will! 00:41:38.480 --> 00:41:40.480 align:center -Oh, fuck up, mate! -Eddie, stay down! 00:41:40.560 --> 00:41:42.800 align:center No, no, he's not going to shoot us. 00:41:44.320 --> 00:41:45.800 align:center He's my fucking dad! 00:41:51.080 --> 00:41:53.360 align:center Your dad is Frank McCallister? 00:41:53.440 --> 00:41:55.920 align:center Yeah, well, that's one of his fucking names. 00:41:56.000 --> 00:41:57.680 align:center And he's not dead. 00:41:57.760 --> 00:41:59.040 align:center Yeah, he's fucking dead to me! 00:41:59.120 --> 00:42:01.520 align:center You're fucking dead to me, Edwina! 00:42:02.600 --> 00:42:03.680 align:center [men grunt] 00:42:03.760 --> 00:42:06.160 align:center Break it up, fellas. DJ! 00:42:06.240 --> 00:42:07.720 align:center Leave him. Leave him! 00:42:07.800 --> 00:42:09.560 align:center [Amber] Get that dick and balls off my dad's face! 00:42:09.640 --> 00:42:11.200 align:center [man] Get back, you croc fucker! 00:42:11.280 --> 00:42:13.440 align:center [Amber] Come through, DJ! He's going on the ship jetty! 00:42:13.520 --> 00:42:16.160 align:center [Pat] I need back-up at the jetty. The Darrells are kicking off again. 00:42:16.240 --> 00:42:18.640 align:center No, hose, Lynn! It's not helpful! 00:42:18.720 --> 00:42:21.400 align:center -Just tell me, and don't piss up my back... -[Dulcie] Enough, Eddie! 00:42:21.480 --> 00:42:23.760 align:center ...did you feed one of your mates to Triple Pet 00:42:23.840 --> 00:42:25.240 align:center and dump him in the river? 00:42:25.320 --> 00:42:27.600 align:center -No! I didn't dump Triple Pet in the river. -Stop. OK. 00:42:27.680 --> 00:42:30.280 align:center -Somebody stole him, didn't they? -Oh, that's fuckin' convenient, isn't it? 00:42:30.360 --> 00:42:33.320 align:center -Stop! OK! -You shut your hole! -You shut your hole! 00:42:33.400 --> 00:42:35.400 align:center That croc's the son I never had! 00:42:35.480 --> 00:42:37.760 align:center That was my brother! My fucking croc brother! 00:42:37.840 --> 00:42:40.120 align:center Shush both of your holes! 00:42:40.200 --> 00:42:42.920 align:center Frank, if you're not dead... 00:42:43.000 --> 00:42:45.320 align:center ...then whose arm was in the crocodile? 00:42:45.400 --> 00:42:46.640 align:center Who else has your tattoo? 00:42:46.720 --> 00:42:48.960 align:center [man shouts] Frank! I've been listening to my scanner! 00:42:49.040 --> 00:42:50.640 align:center Mate, the fucking pigs are here! 00:42:50.720 --> 00:42:52.520 align:center -Yeah, I can see that, can't I? -[siren wails] 00:42:52.600 --> 00:42:54.280 align:center No, not Eddie! 00:42:54.360 --> 00:42:55.680 align:center Them! 00:42:55.760 --> 00:42:56.640 align:center What the fuck? 00:42:56.720 --> 00:42:58.440 align:center -What the fuck's going on, Collins? -I have no idea. 00:42:58.520 --> 00:43:01.480 align:center [officer, on megaphone] Frank McCallister, you are wanted in relation to the abduction 00:43:01.560 --> 00:43:02.800 align:center of Ebba Ehrling and Astrid Ahlberg. 00:43:02.880 --> 00:43:05.040 align:center We know you took them from the Dirks River petrol station, Frank. 00:43:05.120 --> 00:43:06.560 align:center -What the fuck? -[Dulcie] No! 00:43:06.640 --> 00:43:08.720 align:center Detective, the cases aren't connected. 00:43:08.800 --> 00:43:12.560 align:center The backpackers paid for his shopping and they went in separate directions. 00:43:12.640 --> 00:43:15.160 align:center I knew you came back to stitch me up again! 00:43:15.240 --> 00:43:17.120 align:center -I didn't fucking stitch you up! -[on megaphone] Frank! 00:43:17.200 --> 00:43:21.560 align:center Put your weapon down and put your hands up where we can see them, now! 00:43:21.640 --> 00:43:24.240 align:center -Frank! -[man] Come on, Frank! Run! 00:43:24.320 --> 00:43:25.880 align:center -Fuck off! -No, no, don't! Don't! 00:43:25.960 --> 00:43:28.640 align:center -[Eddie] Don't you go down to that jetty! -[men shout indistinctly] 00:43:28.720 --> 00:43:31.200 align:center All teams with me! Go around this way. We'll cut him off. 00:43:31.280 --> 00:43:32.440 align:center Eddie! 00:43:33.680 --> 00:43:36.720 align:center Frank, you need to answer my questions! What happened to Triple Pet? 00:43:36.800 --> 00:43:38.560 align:center Stop! Access denied, Eddie! 00:43:38.640 --> 00:43:40.840 align:center -No, I'm getting on! -[all shout indistinctly] 00:43:40.920 --> 00:43:43.520 align:center You can't come on! Piggies sink the boat! 00:43:43.600 --> 00:43:46.240 align:center Just get off! Get off, now! Off! 00:43:46.320 --> 00:43:47.880 align:center -Get on board, for fuck's sake. -Get on! Get on. 00:43:47.960 --> 00:43:50.080 align:center [officer, on megaphone] McCallister, we have you surrounded. 00:43:50.160 --> 00:43:51.840 align:center Now's your chance to surrender. 00:43:51.920 --> 00:43:53.320 align:center [Eddie] Come on, Collins! 00:43:53.400 --> 00:43:55.440 align:center [Dulcie] OK, fine, but I will vomit. 00:43:55.520 --> 00:43:58.320 align:center Oh, God, there was a splash in the water. Eddie, there's a big splash! 00:43:58.400 --> 00:44:00.560 align:center It's probably a fucking bull shark. Let me see. 00:44:00.640 --> 00:44:02.800 align:center There's bull sharks too?! 00:44:02.880 --> 00:44:04.520 align:center [Frank] Fuckin' fang it, Rog! Jesus Christ! 00:44:04.600 --> 00:44:05.960 align:center [Amber] He's getting away in his boat! 00:44:06.040 --> 00:44:07.640 align:center Get off the jetty! 00:44:07.720 --> 00:44:09.240 align:center [DJ] Everyone, get on a boat! 00:44:09.320 --> 00:44:11.080 align:center Nobody get on a boat! 00:44:11.160 --> 00:44:12.960 align:center I told you my dad told you to fuck off! 00:44:13.040 --> 00:44:15.640 align:center -Yeah, well, your dad can suck my dick. -[shouting continues] 00:44:15.720 --> 00:44:16.720 align:center [Dulcie] Eddie! 00:44:16.800 --> 00:44:19.080 align:center Can everyone just shush it? 00:44:19.160 --> 00:44:21.360 align:center There's something definitely in the water here! 00:44:21.440 --> 00:44:22.960 align:center [Amber] The fuck is that? 00:44:25.200 --> 00:44:27.160 align:center Shut the fuck up! 00:44:29.080 --> 00:44:31.200 align:center Troy! Pole! 00:44:31.280 --> 00:44:33.360 align:center Fucking flip it! 00:44:33.440 --> 00:44:34.480 align:center Flip it! 00:44:38.360 --> 00:44:39.600 align:center -Dad! -Dad! 00:44:39.680 --> 00:44:41.800 align:center [screaming] 00:44:41.880 --> 00:44:44.520 align:center [Amber, DJ and Troy scream and sob] 00:44:50.760 --> 00:44:53.600 align:center [theme music plays] 00:46:13.720 --> 00:46:16.760 align:center [music ends] plays]