WEBVTT 00:00:06.200 --> 00:00:07.640 align:center [Dulcie] It is very possible that 00:00:07.640 --> 00:00:09.960 align:center the murders of Trent Latham, Gavin Latham, 00:00:09.960 --> 00:00:13.120 align:center Rod Dixon and Sam O'Dwyer 00:00:13.120 --> 00:00:15.480 align:center are the actions of a female serial killer 00:00:15.480 --> 00:00:18.240 align:center who uses pentobarbital to sedate her victims 00:00:18.240 --> 00:00:21.400 align:center before she cuts out their tongues and strangles them. 00:00:22.400 --> 00:00:25.480 align:center Yesterday, they found Dad's body at Deadloch Lake. 00:00:25.480 --> 00:00:28.120 align:center Forensics found a pubic hair in Sam's mouth. 00:00:28.120 --> 00:00:29.760 align:center [Abby] I can't sit on this information. 00:00:29.760 --> 00:00:31.880 align:center I need to tell Vanessa something about something! 00:00:31.880 --> 00:00:33.000 align:center No you fucking don't! 00:00:33.000 --> 00:00:34.960 align:center - She's grieving! Leave her alone! - [shouts indistinctly] 00:00:34.960 --> 00:00:35.960 align:center Calm down, alright? 00:00:35.960 --> 00:00:37.280 align:center [Dulcie] It is a very short trip 00:00:37.280 --> 00:00:40.080 align:center from four victims to serial killer. 00:00:40.080 --> 00:00:42.000 align:center And once that gets out there, 00:00:42.000 --> 00:00:44.760 align:center the press will go bananas, not to mention the killer. 00:00:44.760 --> 00:00:47.640 align:center Detective, are these Deadloch murders the work of a serial killer? 00:00:47.640 --> 00:00:49.400 align:center - Ugh... - [screaming] 00:00:56.160 --> 00:00:59.320 align:center [Cath sings] ♪ Never was a cornflake girl ♪ 00:01:01.080 --> 00:01:03.800 align:center ♪ Thought it was a good solution ♪ 00:01:03.800 --> 00:01:07.680 align:center ♪ Hanging with the raisin girls ♪ 00:01:07.680 --> 00:01:10.360 align:center ♪ She's gone to the other side ♪ 00:01:10.360 --> 00:01:13.520 align:center ♪ Giving us the old heave ho ♪ 00:01:15.760 --> 00:01:18.160 align:center ♪ Things are getting kind of gross ♪ 00:01:18.160 --> 00:01:21.360 align:center ♪ And I go to sleepy time ♪ 00:01:22.440 --> 00:01:24.440 align:center ♪ This is not really, this is ♪ 00:01:24.440 --> 00:01:28.920 align:center ♪ This is not really happening ♪ 00:01:28.920 --> 00:01:32.720 align:center ♪ You bet your life it is ♪ 00:01:32.720 --> 00:01:36.960 align:center - ♪ You bet your life it is ♪ - [whines] 00:01:36.960 --> 00:01:39.720 align:center ♪ Oh, honey, you bet your life... 00:01:39.720 --> 00:01:41.360 align:center - [bang] - [Eddie] Ow, fuck! 00:01:41.360 --> 00:01:42.400 align:center [indistinct shouting] 00:01:42.400 --> 00:01:43.480 align:center Sorry! 00:01:43.480 --> 00:01:45.800 align:center - [Eddie] This was a shit idea. - This was your idea. 00:01:45.800 --> 00:01:48.600 align:center I said that a simple "no comment" to the press 00:01:48.600 --> 00:01:50.080 align:center would be absolutely fine, 00:01:50.080 --> 00:01:53.320 align:center and you're the one that wanted to behave like we're fleeing Poland. 00:01:53.320 --> 00:01:54.800 align:center Yeah, well, why are you listening to me? 00:01:54.800 --> 00:01:56.800 align:center I fucking took a nose-dive on a plastic slide last night. 00:01:56.800 --> 00:01:58.400 align:center - I'm probably concussed! Big Eyes! - Oh, stop! 00:01:58.400 --> 00:02:00.240 align:center - Rack off. You're fine. - Look at my pupils. Are they big? 00:02:00.240 --> 00:02:02.600 align:center - Don't engage, Abby. Stop. Stop. - They're pretty big. Sorry. 00:02:10.320 --> 00:02:11.320 align:center - Abby? - Mm? 00:02:11.320 --> 00:02:13.280 align:center You really should have told us that 00:02:13.280 --> 00:02:15.960 align:center you knew Sam O'Dwyer was a serial adulterer. 00:02:15.960 --> 00:02:17.320 align:center I know. I'm sorry, ma'am. 00:02:17.320 --> 00:02:21.320 align:center I cannot stress enough how relevant that information is to the case. 00:02:21.320 --> 00:02:23.280 align:center It opens up the suspect pool significantly. 00:02:23.280 --> 00:02:26.120 align:center I know I should have told you, ma'am, but I thought you already knew. 00:02:26.120 --> 00:02:27.840 align:center But then you didn't say anything about it, 00:02:27.840 --> 00:02:30.120 align:center so I was like, "Oh, my God, she doesn't know." 00:02:30.120 --> 00:02:33.040 align:center And then I thought that Vic and Skye probably don't know, either. 00:02:33.040 --> 00:02:35.440 align:center [Eddie] Collins, did Skye know about her Dad's affairs? 00:02:35.440 --> 00:02:36.960 align:center [Dulcie] No, of course not. 00:02:36.960 --> 00:02:38.440 align:center [Abby] Exactly. so I was like, 00:02:38.440 --> 00:02:40.800 align:center how do I tell them that Sam was just a pig sleaze? 00:02:40.800 --> 00:02:43.440 align:center Alright, well this job can be life or death, Abby, 00:02:43.440 --> 00:02:46.880 align:center and sometimes... you just have to do the hard thing 00:02:46.880 --> 00:02:49.120 align:center even if it means upsetting people that you care about. 00:02:49.120 --> 00:02:53.240 align:center Ow! Fuck, that went right up my arse shaft. 00:02:53.240 --> 00:02:55.360 align:center That's torn a fucking tear right up my arse, Cath! 00:02:55.360 --> 00:02:56.440 align:center OK, stop! 00:02:56.440 --> 00:02:59.440 align:center Can we just have a moment of quiet 00:02:59.440 --> 00:03:02.680 align:center without talking about your bottom for one minute? 00:03:02.680 --> 00:03:03.680 align:center Who's got tape? 00:03:07.360 --> 00:03:11.480 align:center Carrot Wank cancelled. That's a real shame, isn't it, Karen? 00:03:11.480 --> 00:03:13.080 align:center Yeah, OK. Bye. 00:03:17.280 --> 00:03:20.560 align:center Oh, no, not the Carrot Wank, Gez. That was gonna be good. 00:03:20.560 --> 00:03:23.240 align:center [indistinct chatter] 00:03:23.240 --> 00:03:25.040 align:center - Hey Mike. - Hey. 00:03:41.920 --> 00:03:43.960 align:center [screams] 00:03:59.920 --> 00:04:02.680 align:center Um, ma'ams? We're nearing the station. 00:04:02.680 --> 00:04:04.280 align:center [Eddie] Oh, yeah, how many people there? 00:04:04.280 --> 00:04:06.040 align:center There weren't many people at the presser last night. 00:04:06.040 --> 00:04:07.920 align:center What are we talking - two, three, max? 00:04:07.920 --> 00:04:10.320 align:center Actually, ma'ams, it's pretty busy. 00:04:10.320 --> 00:04:13.000 align:center Yeah, well they're probably not all there for the serial killer. 00:04:13.000 --> 00:04:14.000 align:center No probably not. 00:04:14.000 --> 00:04:16.960 align:center They're probably all just handing in one giant lost wallet. 00:04:20.080 --> 00:04:21.120 align:center [car door closes] 00:04:22.480 --> 00:04:24.120 align:center Sexy. Sexy! 00:04:24.120 --> 00:04:25.920 align:center I know there was a lot going on about that. 00:04:25.920 --> 00:04:27.240 align:center We can debrief about that later. 00:04:27.240 --> 00:04:29.720 align:center But just quickly, I just wanted to... name 00:04:29.720 --> 00:04:32.320 align:center that I am terrified of me or you or Fern 00:04:32.320 --> 00:04:33.680 align:center being murdered in the middle of the night 00:04:33.680 --> 00:04:35.240 align:center and our bodies not being discovered for a week. 00:04:35.240 --> 00:04:36.680 align:center I really can't talk about this right now. 00:04:36.680 --> 00:04:38.200 align:center And your mum being in charge of our funerals 00:04:38.200 --> 00:04:39.920 align:center - and what songs she'd choose. - [Dulcie] Right. 00:04:39.920 --> 00:04:42.040 align:center But I can manage my emotions. 00:04:42.040 --> 00:04:43.640 align:center - Alright, thanks, love... - I can steer our life. 00:04:43.640 --> 00:04:45.080 align:center But I just need you to find the madman 00:04:45.080 --> 00:04:46.640 align:center that's terrorising our town and our friends 00:04:46.640 --> 00:04:48.800 align:center and our whole way of life, OK? 00:04:48.800 --> 00:04:50.680 align:center - Yeah, I can do that. OK, thanks. - OK. Thank you. 00:04:50.680 --> 00:04:51.920 align:center - OK, thanks. - I love you. 00:04:51.920 --> 00:04:53.880 align:center Mm-hm. Alright, um... 00:04:53.880 --> 00:04:55.880 align:center After the dog parade, I'm gonna go to Bunnings. 00:04:55.880 --> 00:04:57.440 align:center I'm gonna buy a security camera 00:04:57.440 --> 00:04:59.640 align:center and a bunch of those motion detectors that look like owls. 00:04:59.640 --> 00:05:01.080 align:center - Sure, yep. - Come on, Collins. 00:05:01.080 --> 00:05:03.600 align:center Let's get out of here before that lot get onto us like maggots on a chop. 00:05:03.600 --> 00:05:04.600 align:center Yep. OK. 00:05:04.600 --> 00:05:05.920 align:center [indistinct] 00:05:05.920 --> 00:05:08.440 align:center - Ah... - [both whisper indistinctly] 00:05:08.440 --> 00:05:09.760 align:center Come on, hurry up! 00:05:18.480 --> 00:05:20.320 align:center - [whispers] Fuck! - [whispers] Sven! Sven! 00:05:20.320 --> 00:05:22.320 align:center Sven! Sven! Sven! 00:05:22.320 --> 00:05:23.880 align:center - [Dulcie] Come on. - [Megan] There they are! 00:05:23.880 --> 00:05:24.920 align:center [woman] Oh, finally! 00:05:24.920 --> 00:05:27.640 align:center Detectives, do you have any leads on the serial killer? 00:05:27.640 --> 00:05:29.360 align:center - No comment! - No comment, rat cunt! Fuck! 00:05:29.360 --> 00:05:32.760 align:center I was in the Hunt 'n' Gut the other day and a man tried to buy a tarp. 00:05:32.760 --> 00:05:34.600 align:center - You're coming with me. Come on. - Detectives! 00:05:34.600 --> 00:05:37.760 align:center Detectives, does the serial killer have any signature moves? 00:05:37.760 --> 00:05:39.240 align:center [all] No comment! 00:05:39.240 --> 00:05:41.200 align:center [Eddie] Ray Pies, he's fucking obsessed with me! 00:05:41.200 --> 00:05:43.240 align:center Six missed calls already this morning. 00:05:43.240 --> 00:05:45.000 align:center He wants my cooch. 00:05:45.000 --> 00:05:46.520 align:center And now he's calling me. 00:05:46.520 --> 00:05:48.080 align:center - Ray? - He wants your cooch? 00:05:55.960 --> 00:05:57.880 align:center Jesus Christ, Jimmy. 00:05:59.320 --> 00:06:00.640 align:center You're not wrong. 00:06:01.840 --> 00:06:04.880 align:center ♪ ♪ 00:06:21.080 --> 00:06:23.560 align:center - Excuse me, Claire. - Abby. Abby. 00:06:23.560 --> 00:06:25.120 align:center [crowd murmurs] 00:06:31.560 --> 00:06:34.280 align:center - Oh my gosh. - Yeah. 00:06:34.280 --> 00:06:35.800 align:center RIP, Toilets. 00:06:35.800 --> 00:06:39.640 align:center Well, the overt crucifixion imagery is significant. 00:06:39.640 --> 00:06:40.720 align:center Yep. 00:06:40.720 --> 00:06:42.080 align:center Jimmy was a perv, and so was Jesus. 00:06:42.080 --> 00:06:43.320 align:center - Don't, you can't... - Wasn't he? 00:06:43.320 --> 00:06:45.360 align:center I don't know. I haven't read the Bible, I don't know! I'm not... 00:06:45.360 --> 00:06:47.320 align:center - I didn't get raised religious. - Still, this feels... 00:06:47.320 --> 00:06:49.200 align:center I mean, it's a bunch of fucking Jesusy bullshit there. 00:06:49.200 --> 00:06:51.240 align:center - Well, no. No, not Jesus. - I don't know. 00:06:51.240 --> 00:06:53.840 align:center Specifically, Jesus was nailed to the cross, 00:06:53.840 --> 00:06:56.040 align:center but certainly Christian imagery. 00:06:59.160 --> 00:07:02.360 align:center Abby, is St. Drogo's the only church in town? 00:07:02.360 --> 00:07:03.640 align:center Yes, ma'am. 00:07:05.240 --> 00:07:08.040 align:center I think our killer is a good Christian lady. 00:07:08.040 --> 00:07:09.240 align:center She'll be close by. 00:07:09.240 --> 00:07:13.160 align:center She'll be watching this so we all need to keep an eye on that crowd. 00:07:13.160 --> 00:07:16.080 align:center OK, peeps, so there's definitely no vehicular access 00:07:16.080 --> 00:07:17.600 align:center to this section of the beach. 00:07:17.600 --> 00:07:19.600 align:center Yeah, no, she just lugged everything over the sand 00:07:19.600 --> 00:07:21.040 align:center with a Kmart beach trolley, probably. 00:07:21.040 --> 00:07:22.400 align:center [Sven] Right, because forensics said 00:07:22.400 --> 00:07:24.360 align:center there was no unaccounted footprints or trolley tracks. 00:07:24.360 --> 00:07:26.200 align:center [Eddie] Yeah, nah, I'm yanking your balls. 00:07:26.200 --> 00:07:28.240 align:center I'm tickling your manhole. 00:07:28.240 --> 00:07:29.800 align:center She's got another boat on rotation. 00:07:29.800 --> 00:07:32.960 align:center She's used the tide to her advantage, like the others. 00:07:32.960 --> 00:07:35.360 align:center You'd have to be strong to get that crucifix up here, 00:07:35.360 --> 00:07:38.560 align:center even if you didn't have a fucking... dead Jesus on your back. 00:07:38.560 --> 00:07:41.040 align:center Any female bodybuilders in town? 00:07:41.040 --> 00:07:42.680 align:center - You know, wrestlers? - No. 00:07:42.680 --> 00:07:44.000 align:center Chunky, like, meaty fucking... 00:07:44.000 --> 00:07:46.600 align:center - No, there's a lot of yoga studios... - ...strong, underground cage fighting. 00:07:46.600 --> 00:07:47.840 align:center - ...and Tammy. 00:07:47.840 --> 00:07:50.520 align:center - Hola! Miss me? 00:07:50.520 --> 00:07:51.680 align:center [chuckles] 00:07:51.680 --> 00:07:54.280 align:center - Hey babe. - Hi. 00:07:54.280 --> 00:07:56.160 align:center Just got back from doing TEDxPerth. 00:07:56.160 --> 00:07:58.200 align:center Shame the O'Dwyers cremated Sam. 00:07:58.200 --> 00:07:59.520 align:center Could have taken him on the road. 00:07:59.520 --> 00:08:04.280 align:center Mate, if you ever publicly speak about this investigation again, 00:08:04.280 --> 00:08:06.560 align:center I'm gonna shove that bike seat so far up your arse 00:08:06.560 --> 00:08:08.560 align:center people will ride you like a penny farthing. 00:08:08.560 --> 00:08:11.320 align:center Ah, sorry, but this investigation isn't just about you two. 00:08:11.320 --> 00:08:13.720 align:center Yeah, mate. it's about the four fucking men that are dead. 00:08:13.720 --> 00:08:14.720 align:center Ah, five men. 00:08:14.720 --> 00:08:17.080 align:center The... The five fucking men that are dead. 00:08:17.080 --> 00:08:19.600 align:center James, how long's he been hanging like this? 00:08:20.600 --> 00:08:22.120 align:center Sorry, you done insulting me now? 00:08:22.120 --> 00:08:23.280 align:center - No. Fuckwad! - Probably not. 00:08:23.280 --> 00:08:25.320 align:center - No, are you done? You done? - I want to get one more in. Fuckwad. 00:08:25.320 --> 00:08:27.000 align:center Oh, but you want my valuable expertise now, do you? 00:08:27.000 --> 00:08:28.720 align:center - Can you... - Mm, yeah, no, interesting. 00:08:30.720 --> 00:08:33.680 align:center Well, he hasn't been here long. Maybe 2, 2.5 hours. 00:08:33.680 --> 00:08:35.040 align:center Same neck ligatures. 00:08:35.040 --> 00:08:37.520 align:center No sign of a struggle. 00:08:37.520 --> 00:08:39.760 align:center - Injection site for the pentobarbital. - [mouths] 00:08:39.760 --> 00:08:41.640 align:center And... 00:08:41.640 --> 00:08:43.480 align:center ...no tongue. 00:08:43.480 --> 00:08:45.760 align:center I think this murder is connected. 00:08:45.760 --> 00:08:48.120 align:center - No shit. - I am... I just... can't. 00:08:48.120 --> 00:08:49.520 align:center Alright, you lot. 00:08:49.520 --> 00:08:51.640 align:center I'm gonna need you to forensic the fuck out of this, alright? 00:08:51.640 --> 00:08:53.360 align:center There's gotta be some DNA in all this shit. 00:08:53.360 --> 00:08:54.880 align:center Actually, Detective, there's already 00:08:54.880 --> 00:08:57.160 align:center a bottleneck of evidence at the lab, OK? 00:08:57.160 --> 00:08:59.400 align:center And this mess is ridic. 00:08:59.400 --> 00:09:01.240 align:center So if you think you're going to get my men 00:09:01.240 --> 00:09:02.880 align:center to test every little splinter of wood, 00:09:02.880 --> 00:09:05.400 align:center well, you have to be prepared for a very long wait. 00:09:05.400 --> 00:09:07.720 align:center Well, I can help you bag and tag stuff, babe. 00:09:07.720 --> 00:09:10.880 align:center Babe, you have more important things to do than be their dogsbody, yeah? 00:09:10.880 --> 00:09:11.960 align:center I don't mind... 00:09:11.960 --> 00:09:13.520 align:center Our celebrant just cancelled, for God's sake. 00:09:13.520 --> 00:09:14.760 align:center Evidence is evidence, James. 00:09:14.760 --> 00:09:16.480 align:center - Yeah, well I know detectives... - Robyn cancelled? 00:09:16.480 --> 00:09:18.200 align:center ...who can get a conviction with a lot less evidence. 00:09:18.200 --> 00:09:19.880 align:center - Why did she cancel? - That's not a good thing, James. 00:09:19.880 --> 00:09:22.480 align:center I don't know. She said she wasn't feeling it, whatever that means. 00:09:22.480 --> 00:09:23.480 align:center So. 00:09:23.480 --> 00:09:25.320 align:center - James! - No. No. 00:09:25.320 --> 00:09:26.840 align:center I'm not taking this anymore. 00:09:26.840 --> 00:09:29.760 align:center Triage the evidence you have, and then email me. 00:09:29.760 --> 00:09:31.200 align:center Politely, yeah? 00:09:31.200 --> 00:09:33.160 align:center I am a leader in my field, Collins. 00:09:33.160 --> 00:09:35.080 align:center - I'm gonna... - I have a PhD. 00:09:35.080 --> 00:09:37.760 align:center - Whoop! Oh... No, no! - [tarp rustles] 00:09:37.760 --> 00:09:39.760 align:center [crowd gasps and screams] 00:09:39.760 --> 00:09:42.440 align:center That's Jimmy Cook! 00:09:42.440 --> 00:09:44.040 align:center - [screams] - [Eddie] Could you fuck off, please. 00:09:44.040 --> 00:09:46.400 align:center - Put it up! Put it back up. - This is not for your eyes. 00:09:46.400 --> 00:09:48.040 align:center [crowd shouts indistinctly] 00:09:48.040 --> 00:09:49.040 align:center [man] That's Jimmy! 00:09:52.040 --> 00:09:56.080 align:center ♪ ♪ 00:09:59.160 --> 00:10:02.280 align:center [indistinct chatter] 00:10:14.040 --> 00:10:16.760 align:center [indistinct] 00:10:20.280 --> 00:10:23.320 align:center You don't know what you're saying. You're not thinking clearly. 00:10:23.320 --> 00:10:26.120 align:center She should cancel the Feastival, shouldn't she, Dulcie? 00:10:26.120 --> 00:10:28.040 align:center Uh, absolutely. Aleyna. 00:10:28.040 --> 00:10:30.200 align:center You absolutely have to cancel the Feastival. 00:10:30.200 --> 00:10:31.440 align:center Five men are dead. 00:10:32.440 --> 00:10:33.440 align:center You're right. 00:10:34.480 --> 00:10:36.120 align:center I'll do a 24-hour snap suspension 00:10:36.120 --> 00:10:39.520 align:center but only once we've done the Dress Your Dog Like A Hero parade. 00:10:39.520 --> 00:10:42.760 align:center People need this, Dulcie. Don't make me cancel the dog parade. 00:10:42.760 --> 00:10:45.320 align:center I'm so proud of you, sweetpea. 00:10:45.320 --> 00:10:47.480 align:center - Aren't we, Dulce? - Yeah, we are. We are super-proud. 00:10:47.480 --> 00:10:49.520 align:center Now, can you run me through what happened? 00:10:49.520 --> 00:10:52.000 align:center Aleyna screamed, then we ran down to the rocks 00:10:52.000 --> 00:10:53.640 align:center and then... 00:10:53.640 --> 00:10:57.160 align:center I saw Jimmy hanging there like a bathrobe on a hook. 00:11:00.360 --> 00:11:01.520 align:center I, um 00:11:02.520 --> 00:11:05.240 align:center I really enjoyed last night, in Cath's ute. 00:11:05.240 --> 00:11:06.680 align:center What? 00:11:06.680 --> 00:11:07.680 align:center Oh, that. 00:11:08.720 --> 00:11:09.920 align:center Yeah. 00:11:09.920 --> 00:11:11.920 align:center Yeah, cool. We can, ah... 00:11:11.920 --> 00:11:13.280 align:center We can escalate that at some point. 00:11:13.280 --> 00:11:14.640 align:center I've got, ah... 00:11:14.640 --> 00:11:17.880 align:center tits, vag, et cetera. 00:11:17.880 --> 00:11:20.400 align:center You got a spot you go to, let me know. 00:11:20.400 --> 00:11:22.240 align:center - Spot? - Yeah. 00:11:22.240 --> 00:11:25.000 align:center Doesn't have to be horizontal, doesn't have to be a big place. 00:11:25.000 --> 00:11:26.800 align:center Portaloo, whatever. 00:11:26.800 --> 00:11:29.200 align:center You're a meaty, meaty lad. 00:11:29.200 --> 00:11:30.880 align:center Reckon we could go portrait mode. 00:11:30.880 --> 00:11:32.160 align:center How do you spell your last name again? 00:11:32.160 --> 00:11:33.840 align:center Is it P-I-E-S? Ray Pies? 00:11:33.840 --> 00:11:35.800 align:center Oh, Pies isn't my last name. 00:11:35.800 --> 00:11:38.160 align:center - Why is it in my phone like that? - I don't know. 00:11:38.160 --> 00:11:40.560 align:center Um... I think I'm gonna throw up. 00:11:40.560 --> 00:11:41.760 align:center Oh. 00:11:41.760 --> 00:11:44.280 align:center - OK, yep. That's the shock. - [coughs] 00:11:44.280 --> 00:11:47.240 align:center - Let it out. - [coughs] 00:11:50.080 --> 00:11:52.040 align:center Word of advice. 00:11:52.040 --> 00:11:55.000 align:center Press the memory of what happened today, like, down, you know? 00:11:55.000 --> 00:11:57.040 align:center Like, really far down. 00:11:57.040 --> 00:11:58.840 align:center Because the faster you do that, 00:11:58.840 --> 00:12:01.560 align:center the faster you'll get him out of the corner of your eye, you know? 00:12:01.560 --> 00:12:04.200 align:center watching you as you put your tampon in. 00:12:04.200 --> 00:12:05.960 align:center OK. 00:12:05.960 --> 00:12:07.440 align:center See you later for a fuck. 00:12:09.240 --> 00:12:10.360 align:center Right. 00:12:12.880 --> 00:12:15.800 align:center [Dulcie] So Mike was the last person to see Jimmy alive? 00:12:15.800 --> 00:12:19.880 align:center Ah, yes, he escorted Jimmy home to his residential meat locker at 11pm 00:12:19.880 --> 00:12:22.680 align:center when Jimmy was going inside to "relax" with a photo of Susan Sarandon. 00:12:22.680 --> 00:12:24.120 align:center Now, I think that's Mike's way of saying... 00:12:24.120 --> 00:12:25.280 align:center Ah, yes, Sven, I get that. Ta. 00:12:25.280 --> 00:12:26.800 align:center Abby, look, I know that you're really busy, 00:12:26.800 --> 00:12:28.840 align:center you just lost your celebrant, but if there's any way we can... 00:12:28.840 --> 00:12:30.760 align:center Um, ma'am, is it OK if we don't talk about that right now? 00:12:30.760 --> 00:12:32.880 align:center - Because I might cry. - Yep. No, absolutely, yep. 00:12:32.880 --> 00:12:34.760 align:center If you could get over to Jimmy's and locate his phone? 00:12:34.760 --> 00:12:36.000 align:center Mm-hm. Yes, ma'am. 00:12:36.000 --> 00:12:37.160 align:center And wear gloves! Wear gloves. 00:12:37.160 --> 00:12:38.280 align:center - Double glove. - Yes, ma'am. 00:12:38.280 --> 00:12:41.240 align:center Steve, it's safe to say there is a new kill room in operation. 00:12:41.240 --> 00:12:43.040 align:center Contact the Harbour Office, 00:12:43.040 --> 00:12:44.960 align:center see if they've spotted any unfamiliar vessels. 00:12:44.960 --> 00:12:46.320 align:center On it. 00:12:46.320 --> 00:12:48.600 align:center Are you? Are you, Steve? You're on it, are you? 00:12:49.920 --> 00:12:51.400 align:center OK. 00:12:51.400 --> 00:12:56.000 align:center Um, Sven, set up a public information booth, offsite. 00:12:56.000 --> 00:12:57.800 align:center See if we can funnel the public's hysteria 00:12:57.800 --> 00:12:59.680 align:center somewhere that isn't the front desk of my station. 00:12:59.680 --> 00:13:02.160 align:center OK, you thinking like a pop-up tent, or something a bit more structural? 00:13:02.160 --> 00:13:04.320 align:center You know, I empower you to make that choice yourself, Sven. 00:13:04.320 --> 00:13:05.800 align:center - Love it, love you. - [phone buzzes] 00:13:05.800 --> 00:13:07.640 align:center - It's Commissioner Hastings. - Bump him! 00:13:07.640 --> 00:13:10.160 align:center No, I'm not gonna bump the Tasmania Chief of Police. 00:13:10.160 --> 00:13:11.640 align:center Fucking suck job. 00:13:11.640 --> 00:13:12.920 align:center Commissioner Hastings. 00:13:12.920 --> 00:13:15.360 align:center What in the shit-stain arse of hell is going on down there? 00:13:15.360 --> 00:13:17.920 align:center - Ah, look, sir, I know it's bad... - Five bloody victims! 00:13:17.920 --> 00:13:20.320 align:center A press conference at which a member of the press announced 00:13:20.320 --> 00:13:21.760 align:center there was a serial killer, 00:13:21.760 --> 00:13:24.240 align:center the lead detective fainting on top of a slippery dip, 00:13:24.240 --> 00:13:27.680 align:center then this morning another body, strung up like fucking Mr Squiggle. 00:13:27.680 --> 00:13:31.200 align:center It's not bad, Connell. It's a code-black disaster. 00:13:31.200 --> 00:13:32.880 align:center The killer, sir, we are narrowing the profile... 00:13:32.880 --> 00:13:34.800 align:center Then there's the conversation I had with James. 00:13:34.800 --> 00:13:37.800 align:center The poor bloke is snowed under with your requests. 00:13:37.800 --> 00:13:40.160 align:center Sorry, has James contacted you directly? 00:13:40.160 --> 00:13:42.000 align:center - I play golf with his Dad. - [whispers] Fucking wanker! 00:13:42.000 --> 00:13:45.160 align:center You two and your investigation are embarrassing me. 00:13:45.160 --> 00:13:47.200 align:center Pull your bloody mooncups out 00:13:47.200 --> 00:13:49.960 align:center and bring me a viable suspect in the next 12 hours 00:13:49.960 --> 00:13:52.720 align:center or I'm ripping you both off the case and sending some blokes down there. 00:13:52.720 --> 00:13:53.960 align:center - Do you hear me? - Ah, yes sir. 00:13:53.960 --> 00:13:55.920 align:center Ah, Commissioner Hastings, this might be the wrong time... 00:13:55.920 --> 00:13:57.240 align:center 'Ken oath it's not the time! 00:13:57.240 --> 00:13:59.640 align:center Yeah, but, look, the media are camped up our fucking bum holes 00:13:59.640 --> 00:14:00.920 align:center like anal nomads, mate. 00:14:00.920 --> 00:14:02.680 align:center I fucking feel 'em right up there! 00:14:02.680 --> 00:14:04.200 align:center - Fine. - What? 00:14:04.200 --> 00:14:06.400 align:center I'll put a suppression order on the press, I'll get you warrants. 00:14:06.400 --> 00:14:09.080 align:center I'll get you a gift-wrapped fucking sampler of court orders. 00:14:09.080 --> 00:14:12.040 align:center Just bring me a fucking suspect or you're done! 00:14:12.040 --> 00:14:13.520 align:center [ship horn blares] 00:14:14.680 --> 00:14:16.000 align:center I've got to go. 00:14:16.000 --> 00:14:17.880 align:center We're getting the ferry to MONA. 00:14:17.880 --> 00:14:20.200 align:center I gotta get there before the cloaca does a shit. 00:14:20.200 --> 00:14:21.880 align:center Too-rah. 00:14:21.880 --> 00:14:23.000 align:center Oh, fuck. 00:14:23.000 --> 00:14:27.600 align:center Yeah, good, good. That's so good, to feel the heat from all sides. 00:14:27.600 --> 00:14:31.040 align:center That way you get cooked alive faster. Let's get to St Drogo's. 00:14:36.640 --> 00:14:38.880 align:center [bells toll] 00:14:38.880 --> 00:14:41.640 align:center [man] Well, I never thought I'd be shocked by this town 00:14:41.640 --> 00:14:44.200 align:center given the decades I've heard of their confessions. 00:14:44.200 --> 00:14:47.120 align:center But a serial killer, doing something like that? 00:14:47.120 --> 00:14:49.400 align:center I mean, that's a bit much, isn't it? 00:14:49.400 --> 00:14:51.440 align:center I... I'd say so, yes. 00:14:51.440 --> 00:14:53.240 align:center As you can see... Father, 00:14:53.240 --> 00:14:56.440 align:center I've got her to add the snail trail for extra realism... 00:14:56.440 --> 00:14:59.640 align:center Ah, the snail trail has nothing to do with the case, Father. 00:14:59.640 --> 00:15:01.960 align:center To-may-to, po-tah-to. 00:15:01.960 --> 00:15:04.920 align:center You know Ed Gien? He used to skin his victims. 00:15:06.560 --> 00:15:08.880 align:center - Did he? - Oh, yes, yeah. 00:15:08.880 --> 00:15:11.280 align:center He made a belt out of nipples once. 00:15:11.280 --> 00:15:12.920 align:center Ah, OK, good to know. 00:15:12.920 --> 00:15:15.840 align:center Oh, well, yes. No, you were right about that pose. 00:15:15.840 --> 00:15:19.280 align:center You see, that does not suggest Jesus on the crucifix. 00:15:19.280 --> 00:15:21.680 align:center Whereas... this 00:15:21.680 --> 00:15:23.320 align:center There we are. 00:15:23.320 --> 00:15:25.600 align:center That's Luke 26:39. 00:15:25.600 --> 00:15:27.520 align:center Gestas and Dismas. Of course. 00:15:27.520 --> 00:15:30.560 align:center So at the crucifixion, Jesus was crucified alongside two men. 00:15:30.560 --> 00:15:32.560 align:center They were both hung with ropes. 00:15:32.560 --> 00:15:34.280 align:center Dismas repented for his sins, 00:15:34.280 --> 00:15:37.880 align:center but Gestas, the impenitent thief, died a sinner 00:15:37.880 --> 00:15:39.920 align:center and wasn't welcomed into the Kingdom of Heaven. 00:15:43.840 --> 00:15:45.480 align:center - Wow. - Yeah. 00:15:45.480 --> 00:15:46.920 align:center Wow. 00:15:46.920 --> 00:15:48.480 align:center Wow, that was... 00:15:48.480 --> 00:15:50.280 align:center That was a real peep behind the curtain wasn't it? 00:15:50.280 --> 00:15:51.320 align:center No, that's not... 00:15:51.320 --> 00:15:53.000 align:center - That explains a lot, actually. - Sorry, Father. 00:15:53.000 --> 00:15:54.920 align:center Father, um... 00:15:54.920 --> 00:15:59.120 align:center are any of these women regulars at St Drogo's? 00:15:59.120 --> 00:16:01.680 align:center Oh, that's Vanessa. Vanessa and Dolph Latham. 00:16:01.680 --> 00:16:03.040 align:center Yeah, they were regulars. 00:16:03.040 --> 00:16:05.200 align:center And Trent would come occasionally. 00:16:05.200 --> 00:16:07.720 align:center But that was usually when he was selling Pro-Bro to pensioners. 00:16:07.720 --> 00:16:09.520 align:center Vanessa was at the crime scene this morning. 00:16:09.520 --> 00:16:10.600 align:center Yeah. 00:16:10.600 --> 00:16:13.120 align:center Oh, and the O'Dwyers. Oh, they were regular parishioners. 00:16:13.120 --> 00:16:15.360 align:center - The O'Dwyers? Really? - Yeah. 00:16:15.360 --> 00:16:17.880 align:center I've never heard Vic or Skye talk about religion. 00:16:17.880 --> 00:16:19.880 align:center They normally just argue about 00:16:19.880 --> 00:16:22.440 align:center how Skye's pretty face is ruined by her boy hair. 00:16:22.440 --> 00:16:26.480 align:center Oh, no, the O'Dwyers, they were here every week when Skye was a teenager. 00:16:26.480 --> 00:16:29.320 align:center - Right. - And then she went away, of course. 00:16:29.320 --> 00:16:31.200 align:center Yes, and we all know what happened to Sam. 00:16:34.760 --> 00:16:35.840 align:center He died. 00:16:35.840 --> 00:16:37.600 align:center - He did. Yeah. - Yeah, that's it. 00:16:37.600 --> 00:16:38.680 align:center [both] Yeah. 00:16:38.680 --> 00:16:39.800 align:center OK, thank you Father. 00:16:39.800 --> 00:16:41.200 align:center You know, I should... I should tell you, 00:16:41.200 --> 00:16:44.320 align:center I'm actually tinkering with a screenplay 00:16:44.320 --> 00:16:47.440 align:center about a priest who gets to solve some sexy murders. 00:16:47.440 --> 00:16:48.840 align:center I'd love to pick your brain. 00:16:48.840 --> 00:16:51.800 align:center Ah, yeah, that... that sounds really good. 00:16:51.800 --> 00:16:54.680 align:center Father, could we bother you for a list of your regular parishioners? 00:16:54.680 --> 00:16:57.360 align:center - Oh, of course. I'll fax them over. - OK. 00:16:57.360 --> 00:16:58.360 align:center With my screenplay. 00:16:58.360 --> 00:17:01.840 align:center - Mmm. - Wonderful. That that sounds ideal. 00:17:01.840 --> 00:17:04.840 align:center Alright, you have a good old Jesusy day, sir. 00:17:04.840 --> 00:17:08.360 align:center God... Father... date... Jesus. 00:17:12.640 --> 00:17:13.680 align:center [stammers] 00:17:15.000 --> 00:17:16.440 align:center I don't know what to fucking say. 00:17:16.440 --> 00:17:19.320 align:center I think there's a very strict religious upbringing at play here. 00:17:19.320 --> 00:17:21.720 align:center Residual guilt, shame, repression. 00:17:21.720 --> 00:17:23.680 align:center It can all be a trigger for rage. 00:17:23.680 --> 00:17:26.480 align:center Are we talking about you or the killer, here? 00:17:26.480 --> 00:17:29.560 align:center What? The fucking damage is baked on, mate. Not like me. 00:17:29.560 --> 00:17:32.040 align:center I didn't grow up religious. Nothing much wrong with me. 00:17:32.040 --> 00:17:33.400 align:center [burps loudly] 00:17:33.400 --> 00:17:34.480 align:center - [Megan] Detectives! - Oh, God! 00:17:34.480 --> 00:17:35.880 align:center Oh, fucking hell! 00:17:35.880 --> 00:17:38.200 align:center That rat cunt Megan's got predator eyes. 00:17:38.200 --> 00:17:40.000 align:center She's like a fucking mantis shrimp. 00:17:40.000 --> 00:17:42.000 align:center - Is Father Terrence under suspicion? - [chiming] 00:17:42.000 --> 00:17:43.760 align:center Unlock the fucking... Hey! 00:17:43.760 --> 00:17:45.560 align:center [chiming] 00:17:46.640 --> 00:17:48.000 align:center What the hell? 00:17:48.000 --> 00:17:51.560 align:center Oh-ho! How's that for timing, hey? 00:17:51.560 --> 00:17:53.800 align:center Looks like our favourite resident rat cunt 00:17:53.800 --> 00:17:56.080 align:center just got hit with a media suppression order. 00:17:56.080 --> 00:17:58.000 align:center Tough titties, fuckos! 00:17:58.000 --> 00:17:59.880 align:center Shame you can't report on any murder cases 00:17:59.880 --> 00:18:03.880 align:center that might be getting into this car in front of your very fucking eyes. 00:18:07.320 --> 00:18:09.080 align:center [Dulcie] Abby, how'd you go? 00:18:09.080 --> 00:18:12.280 align:center I found Jimmy's phone and I managed to unlock it. 00:18:12.280 --> 00:18:15.320 align:center His password was "phone" without the "e", "phon". 00:18:15.320 --> 00:18:17.800 align:center He called Vanessa, like, 30 times last night, 00:18:17.800 --> 00:18:20.560 align:center and the last call was at 12:23am. 00:18:20.560 --> 00:18:22.400 align:center Jimmy's place is very bare. 00:18:22.400 --> 00:18:27.960 align:center There's just a lot of photos of boats and heaps of pictures of Vanessa Latham. 00:18:27.960 --> 00:18:29.920 align:center Let's get over there. 00:18:29.920 --> 00:18:32.040 align:center Constable, we'll head to the Lathams' now. 00:18:32.040 --> 00:18:35.320 align:center [Sven] One at a time! One... Just one at a time, please! 00:18:35.320 --> 00:18:38.160 align:center Please, if you have information about the murders 00:18:38.160 --> 00:18:41.480 align:center I can take your statement in the privacy of the Oyster Cloister. 00:18:41.480 --> 00:18:42.960 align:center Or, if you prefer, you can just write a note, 00:18:42.960 --> 00:18:46.160 align:center and put it in the anonymous tip-off koala. 00:18:46.160 --> 00:18:47.560 align:center - OK? Those are the rules. - Sven, Sven! 00:18:47.560 --> 00:18:50.240 align:center My neighbour's pouring a concrete slab in his backyard, 00:18:50.240 --> 00:18:52.160 align:center and my wife says she doesn't love me anymore. 00:18:52.160 --> 00:18:55.080 align:center - OK. - [crowd] Sven! Sven! 00:18:55.080 --> 00:18:57.200 align:center - Um... [crowd calls out indistinctly] 00:18:57.200 --> 00:19:00.760 align:center What's going on around here? You doing a bit of a Marie Konda? 00:19:00.760 --> 00:19:02.800 align:center Phil's kicking us out because we can't pay rent. 00:19:02.800 --> 00:19:04.320 align:center Dolph, that's none of their business. 00:19:04.320 --> 00:19:06.920 align:center Mum, can I throw these photo scraps? 00:19:06.920 --> 00:19:08.280 align:center There's no space in Sharelle's caravan. 00:19:08.280 --> 00:19:09.800 align:center No, keep them. 00:19:09.800 --> 00:19:12.720 align:center They're all we have left since someone stole our photo board. 00:19:14.960 --> 00:19:17.680 align:center Ah, Vanessa, we've located Jimmy Cook's phone, 00:19:17.680 --> 00:19:19.680 align:center and it showed that he called you last night. 00:19:19.680 --> 00:19:21.920 align:center - No, he didn't. - Yes he did, roughly 30 times. 00:19:21.920 --> 00:19:23.760 align:center His phone records prove it. 00:19:23.760 --> 00:19:26.920 align:center And then a few hours later, he turns out dead on the beach, 00:19:26.920 --> 00:19:29.400 align:center the same beach that you visited this morning. 00:19:31.320 --> 00:19:33.640 align:center Vanessa, we know that Sharelle was around here last night, 00:19:33.640 --> 00:19:35.920 align:center telling Jimmy to stay away from you. 00:19:35.920 --> 00:19:37.440 align:center Was he giving you trouble? 00:19:37.440 --> 00:19:39.720 align:center I suggest you tell us what's going on, Mrs Statham. 00:19:39.720 --> 00:19:42.080 align:center We've got you linked to Trent, Gavin and Jimmy 00:19:42.080 --> 00:19:43.760 align:center and if we find out you hooked up with Rod and Sam, 00:19:43.760 --> 00:19:46.280 align:center - then it is beef curtains for you... - Oh, my God! 00:19:47.400 --> 00:19:49.480 align:center You lot don't understand heterosexuals, do you? 00:19:49.480 --> 00:19:50.680 align:center Well, she doesn't. 00:19:50.680 --> 00:19:53.320 align:center Jimmy was harassing me because he was in love with me. 00:19:53.320 --> 00:19:56.240 align:center Men have always been obsessed with me because of my looks. 00:19:56.240 --> 00:19:57.800 align:center Jimmy was just calling me 00:19:57.800 --> 00:20:01.280 align:center because he was trying to help me with my financial situation. 00:20:01.280 --> 00:20:03.000 align:center How? Jimmy was skint. 00:20:03.000 --> 00:20:05.920 align:center Was he planning on selling his fapped-on tracksuits on eBay? 00:20:05.920 --> 00:20:07.520 align:center I don't know, because I didn't want his help. 00:20:07.520 --> 00:20:09.720 align:center I didn't even answer his calls, did I? 00:20:09.720 --> 00:20:11.720 align:center As if I was going to move in with him. 00:20:11.720 --> 00:20:13.400 align:center I'm a grieving wreck! 00:20:13.400 --> 00:20:15.240 align:center Where were you last night 00:20:15.240 --> 00:20:17.800 align:center between the hours of 12:23am and 5am, Mrs Statham, 00:20:17.800 --> 00:20:19.080 align:center if indeed that is your name. 00:20:19.080 --> 00:20:20.320 align:center - I was here... - That's not her name. 00:20:20.320 --> 00:20:22.880 align:center ...packing up our home. Wasn't I, Dolphy? 00:20:22.880 --> 00:20:25.480 align:center Yeah, she sorted everything into colour groups all night. 00:20:25.480 --> 00:20:27.000 align:center Put this with the reds. 00:20:27.000 --> 00:20:28.040 align:center Ugh! 00:20:29.520 --> 00:20:31.440 align:center So you didn't see Jimmy at all? 00:20:31.440 --> 00:20:34.040 align:center No, I was here. Are you not listening to me? 00:20:34.040 --> 00:20:36.880 align:center And don't throw that out. You put that banana back in the bowl. 00:20:36.880 --> 00:20:39.440 align:center That was Trent's favourite. His favourite banana. 00:20:41.760 --> 00:20:44.240 align:center Is it possible to be too fucking crackers 00:20:44.240 --> 00:20:45.400 align:center to be a serial killer? 00:20:45.400 --> 00:20:46.960 align:center 'Cause that's what that is in there. 00:20:46.960 --> 00:20:48.880 align:center [Abby] Detectives! It's me. 00:20:48.880 --> 00:20:52.200 align:center I'm in my incognito hatchback, so I don't attract media attention! 00:20:52.200 --> 00:20:53.800 align:center - Maybe keep the level down. - Yeah, sorry. 00:20:53.800 --> 00:20:56.920 align:center I've got Father Terrence's list of parishioners here. 00:20:56.920 --> 00:20:59.320 align:center He faxed it through with four copies of his screenplay, 00:20:59.320 --> 00:21:01.080 align:center one for each of us. 00:21:01.080 --> 00:21:03.560 align:center It's called "Inspector Father". 00:21:03.560 --> 00:21:04.880 align:center Great. Well, let's get a wriggle on. 00:21:04.880 --> 00:21:06.560 align:center We've got about five minutes to get another suspect 00:21:06.560 --> 00:21:07.800 align:center before Hastings boots us. 00:21:07.800 --> 00:21:09.040 align:center - What? - [Eddie] Come on. 00:21:09.040 --> 00:21:10.520 align:center I'll get in the back, Collins, 00:21:10.520 --> 00:21:12.320 align:center so you've got room for your endless fucking legs. 00:21:12.320 --> 00:21:14.560 align:center Ah... Ah, you go. 00:21:14.560 --> 00:21:15.920 align:center There's something I want to do first. 00:21:15.920 --> 00:21:17.920 align:center Alright. Yeah, OK, yeah. Fuck. 00:21:17.920 --> 00:21:20.320 align:center Sweet. Go for a stroll, mate, yeah. 00:21:20.320 --> 00:21:21.800 align:center Go get your bumhole candled. 00:21:21.800 --> 00:21:24.480 align:center - Oh, please. - I'll fucking solve the crime. 00:21:24.480 --> 00:21:26.400 align:center Fucking hell. [sighs] 00:21:26.400 --> 00:21:28.080 align:center Who's on this priest list, then? 00:21:28.080 --> 00:21:30.160 align:center Here you go, ma'am. 00:21:30.160 --> 00:21:32.520 align:center What's this, "Marcel"? 00:21:32.520 --> 00:21:34.560 align:center "Michelangelo"? What is that? 00:21:34.560 --> 00:21:36.440 align:center This priest's handwriting's terrible. 00:21:36.440 --> 00:21:37.880 align:center It's like fucking Wingdings. 00:21:37.880 --> 00:21:40.800 align:center I think that says Michelle, ma'am. She's the beautician. 00:21:42.160 --> 00:21:44.080 align:center Ma'am, am I going to get fired, too? 00:21:44.080 --> 00:21:46.160 align:center Oh, yeah. You'll be the first one to go. 00:21:46.160 --> 00:21:48.280 align:center - Really? - Yeah, brace yourself for impact. 00:21:48.280 --> 00:21:51.280 align:center No, I didn't hear anything at the Lathams' last night. 00:21:51.280 --> 00:21:53.760 align:center We all passed out after that serial killer presser. 00:21:53.760 --> 00:21:56.240 align:center Oh, thanks for the heads-up about that, by the way. 00:21:56.240 --> 00:21:58.320 align:center Sorry I couldn't say anything, Skye, but it's protocol. 00:21:58.320 --> 00:22:00.080 align:center I'm just saying it would have been good to know 00:22:00.080 --> 00:22:03.120 align:center before I forked out 4K on Iberico ham. 00:22:03.120 --> 00:22:04.680 align:center Also 'cause of your Dad, I suppose. 00:22:04.680 --> 00:22:06.600 align:center Oh, let's just focus on the ham, Dulce. 00:22:06.600 --> 00:22:08.360 align:center One trauma at a time. Fuck! 00:22:08.360 --> 00:22:09.560 align:center - Mum. - Hey, Tom. 00:22:09.560 --> 00:22:11.360 align:center Can I have $30 for the sign-up fee? 00:22:11.360 --> 00:22:14.560 align:center Mate, you're not joining the footy team. 00:22:14.560 --> 00:22:17.800 align:center You'll end up roaming the streets with those footy micro-thugs. 00:22:17.800 --> 00:22:20.400 align:center And there's a killer on the loose, isn't there, Dulce? 00:22:20.400 --> 00:22:21.440 align:center There is, yep. 00:22:21.440 --> 00:22:23.880 align:center My tap school in London was above a mafia restaurant! 00:22:23.880 --> 00:22:25.440 align:center But you and whoever you were boning at the time 00:22:25.440 --> 00:22:27.200 align:center still made me go every Saturday. 00:22:27.200 --> 00:22:28.200 align:center Fuck, Mum! 00:22:28.200 --> 00:22:30.480 align:center Fucking excuse me? Watch your fucking language! 00:22:30.480 --> 00:22:31.720 align:center - [bottles clink] - Oof! 00:22:31.720 --> 00:22:33.760 align:center I just wanted to hang out with my fucking mates. 00:22:33.760 --> 00:22:36.440 align:center They're not your mates! 00:22:36.440 --> 00:22:38.320 align:center And their moustaches look like fucking mouse pubes. 00:22:38.320 --> 00:22:39.640 align:center You look like a pube! 00:22:39.640 --> 00:22:40.880 align:center - Pfft. - Wowee. 00:22:40.880 --> 00:22:43.560 align:center How the fuck am I the mother of a teenage boy? 00:22:43.560 --> 00:22:45.960 align:center - Me! - Yeah, my godson has a potty mouth. 00:22:45.960 --> 00:22:48.160 align:center Skye, I just checked our account... 00:22:48.160 --> 00:22:50.280 align:center Oh, hello. Hi, Dulcie. How are you? 00:22:50.280 --> 00:22:54.160 align:center Ah, well, three men have died in a week, so I could be better. 00:22:54.160 --> 00:22:56.800 align:center I was actually just checking whether you or Skye 00:22:56.800 --> 00:23:00.200 align:center heard any disturbance coming from the Lathams' last night. 00:23:00.200 --> 00:23:02.200 align:center - No. - No? 00:23:02.200 --> 00:23:03.840 align:center And you were both home? 00:23:05.960 --> 00:23:07.320 align:center Yep. 00:23:07.320 --> 00:23:08.800 align:center We went to bed at 10pm. 00:23:11.240 --> 00:23:13.360 align:center OK, I'm gonna go check on Mum, 00:23:13.360 --> 00:23:16.400 align:center because, ah, she found a dead body today. 00:23:16.400 --> 00:23:18.680 align:center Your mum, not my mum. My mum doesn't talk to me. 00:23:18.680 --> 00:23:20.600 align:center She is a ho-mo-phobe. 00:23:20.600 --> 00:23:23.600 align:center OK. Um, nice to... see you. 00:23:23.600 --> 00:23:25.920 align:center Sorry, IVF hormones. 00:23:27.480 --> 00:23:31.200 align:center Ah, I actually saw Vic up at St Drogo's. 00:23:31.200 --> 00:23:32.680 align:center - You want a hand with that? - No. 00:23:32.680 --> 00:23:34.600 align:center I didn't know that your family were Catholic. 00:23:34.600 --> 00:23:36.680 align:center - Oh, well, Dad was. - Uh-huh. 00:23:36.680 --> 00:23:39.000 align:center And Mum's a bit lapsed. 00:23:39.000 --> 00:23:41.080 align:center Father Terrence said that you stopped going to the parish. 00:23:41.080 --> 00:23:42.080 align:center What happened? 00:23:42.080 --> 00:23:43.600 align:center Same as you, Dulce. 00:23:43.600 --> 00:23:45.200 align:center I got too fucking gay for it. 00:23:45.200 --> 00:23:47.040 align:center - You still hate oysters? - Mm. 00:23:47.040 --> 00:23:49.120 align:center I got 300 that I can't return. 00:23:49.120 --> 00:23:53.440 align:center No, very much not... my thing, thank you. 00:23:53.440 --> 00:23:55.040 align:center [exhales] Shame. 00:23:55.040 --> 00:23:57.040 align:center Alright. OK, I'll let you get back to it. 00:23:58.360 --> 00:23:59.480 align:center Yeah, your loss. 00:23:59.480 --> 00:24:01.280 align:center - Say hi to Vic for me. - Yeah. 00:24:24.920 --> 00:24:26.520 align:center Oh, my God. 00:24:26.520 --> 00:24:29.000 align:center [Tammy] That little music theatre dickshit. 00:24:29.000 --> 00:24:30.560 align:center Why's Tom hanging out with them? 00:24:30.560 --> 00:24:32.960 align:center What do they have that we don't? 00:24:32.960 --> 00:24:35.680 align:center Dads. Diagnosed ADHD. 00:24:35.680 --> 00:24:38.360 align:center - In your case, a girlfriend. - Yeah, fuck off! 00:24:38.360 --> 00:24:40.560 align:center Well, we fucking liked him from the beginning. 00:24:40.560 --> 00:24:42.400 align:center Just you wait until he's quoting "Cats" at them. 00:24:42.400 --> 00:24:44.520 align:center He'll come running back with his tail between his legs. 00:24:46.480 --> 00:24:50.520 align:center - How's that mask feeling, hon? - It feels like lights. 00:24:50.520 --> 00:24:53.240 align:center Good. It's meant to feel like that. 00:24:53.240 --> 00:24:58.560 align:center So, Michelle, are you one of these God-bothering Jesus lickers 00:24:58.560 --> 00:25:00.680 align:center who hits up St Drogo's on a regular, or... 00:25:00.680 --> 00:25:02.440 align:center Oh, I'm at St Drogo's quite a bit, 00:25:02.440 --> 00:25:05.440 align:center but I wouldn't say I'm religious, or a parishioner. 00:25:05.440 --> 00:25:08.080 align:center I'm more just woo, you know? 00:25:08.080 --> 00:25:10.680 align:center I take Nola there three times a week. 00:25:10.680 --> 00:25:12.480 align:center Obviously, I don't go on Thursdays... 00:25:18.400 --> 00:25:21.400 align:center OK, Steve, so no unusual boat activity? 00:25:23.000 --> 00:25:25.600 align:center Ah, right, well, start looking up the coast. 00:25:26.960 --> 00:25:29.080 align:center Ah, no, Steve, it does not have to be a sloop. 00:25:29.080 --> 00:25:33.520 align:center Just any boat that is big enough to carry a massive crucifix and a body. 00:25:35.240 --> 00:25:38.080 align:center Do you girls know who's doing all this serial killing? 00:25:38.080 --> 00:25:39.840 align:center Could be anyone, hey? 00:25:39.840 --> 00:25:41.080 align:center I was saying this to Mikey last night, 00:25:41.080 --> 00:25:44.280 align:center you can never tell what's going on behind closed doors, can you? 00:25:44.280 --> 00:25:45.600 align:center Like, are they watching Love Island, 00:25:45.600 --> 00:25:47.560 align:center or have they got a severed head in the freezer? 00:25:47.560 --> 00:25:49.600 align:center - Oh, like Jeffrey Dahmer. - Exactly! 00:25:49.600 --> 00:25:52.200 align:center So who's this Nola you've been taking up to church, then? 00:25:52.200 --> 00:25:54.320 align:center Oh, she's the mum of my best friend Mikey. 00:25:54.320 --> 00:25:57.800 align:center The Nugents were like a second family to me. 00:25:57.800 --> 00:25:59.200 align:center My house was a bit crappy 00:25:59.200 --> 00:26:00.560 align:center because Dad was the Senior Sergeant, 00:26:00.560 --> 00:26:02.880 align:center and that messes you up more than meth, doesn't it? 00:26:02.880 --> 00:26:04.880 align:center Anyway, Nola's 87 now, 00:26:04.880 --> 00:26:07.920 align:center and I take her to church when Mikey can't. 00:26:07.920 --> 00:26:10.280 align:center I don't think she takes much of it in. 00:26:10.280 --> 00:26:12.520 align:center But she's always very happy to be there, 00:26:12.520 --> 00:26:14.800 align:center even after Jimmy got his thingy out in front of her. 00:26:15.840 --> 00:26:17.000 align:center Jimmy did whatty? 00:26:17.000 --> 00:26:20.200 align:center He wanked in front of her, at church. 00:26:20.200 --> 00:26:23.120 align:center She was asleep at the time, so I don't think she noticed. 00:26:23.120 --> 00:26:25.560 align:center Mikey was furious when I told him. 00:26:25.560 --> 00:26:28.960 align:center - I bet he was! - Yeah! No, he wanted to kill him. 00:26:28.960 --> 00:26:34.360 align:center But, to his credit, he channelled it into some quiet journaling. 00:26:34.360 --> 00:26:37.760 align:center Mikey's done a lot of work on emotional regulation. 00:26:39.080 --> 00:26:40.600 align:center Who the fuck's Mikey? 00:26:40.600 --> 00:26:42.680 align:center - Mike Nuggets. - It's Nugent. 00:26:42.680 --> 00:26:45.880 align:center That's right. His mum, Nola, is St Drogo's number-one parishioner. 00:26:45.880 --> 00:26:49.360 align:center And Jimmy Cook fiddled with his diddle in front of her. 00:26:49.360 --> 00:26:50.360 align:center OK. 00:26:50.360 --> 00:26:52.440 align:center No, that's more than OK, it's a fucking lead. 00:26:52.440 --> 00:26:54.960 align:center - What do we know about him? - He's former Deadloch Police. 00:26:54.960 --> 00:26:56.440 align:center He... He's fucking what? 00:26:56.440 --> 00:26:58.280 align:center He left the force five years ago. 00:26:58.280 --> 00:27:01.160 align:center Oh, what's the Venn diagram of fucking police and serial killers? 00:27:01.160 --> 00:27:02.680 align:center Surely it's a full fucking circle! 00:27:02.680 --> 00:27:04.600 align:center Ooh, the Golden State Killer was a cop! 00:27:04.600 --> 00:27:06.920 align:center Ha! Queensland's own, Collins. 00:27:06.920 --> 00:27:08.360 align:center And, ma'am, remember Mike called you 00:27:08.360 --> 00:27:11.200 align:center about Detective Redcliffe getting intoxicated at the pub? 00:27:11.200 --> 00:27:13.280 align:center I think he's trying to insert himself into the narrative. 00:27:13.280 --> 00:27:15.760 align:center - Was he working Rod Dixon's crime scene? - Yes, but... 00:27:15.760 --> 00:27:17.640 align:center Was it him that said that Dixon was eaten by a seal? 00:27:17.640 --> 00:27:19.760 align:center - I don't know, I... - Well what else do we know? 00:27:19.760 --> 00:27:21.880 align:center We know that he was the last person to see Jimmy alive. 00:27:21.880 --> 00:27:23.080 align:center Mm-hm. Mm-hm. 00:27:23.080 --> 00:27:25.920 align:center He also works at the football club. 00:27:25.920 --> 00:27:27.280 align:center Doing what? 00:27:28.720 --> 00:27:31.760 align:center - He's the caretaker. - Oh, Christ on a fucking corn thin! 00:27:31.760 --> 00:27:33.480 align:center Next thing you'll be saying he's a fucking bachelor 00:27:33.480 --> 00:27:34.840 align:center who lives at home with his mum! 00:27:34.840 --> 00:27:37.160 align:center He is a bachelor that lives at home with his mum. 00:27:39.800 --> 00:27:42.880 align:center When were you lot gonna fucking tell me about this? 00:27:42.880 --> 00:27:45.520 align:center Come on, Collins. This is a suspect with a motive. 00:27:45.520 --> 00:27:47.320 align:center We cannot afford to luxuriate in this 00:27:47.320 --> 00:27:49.240 align:center like it's a fucking Sunday morning wank! 00:27:49.240 --> 00:27:51.160 align:center I know that Mike is looking incredibly viable, 00:27:51.160 --> 00:27:53.400 align:center but our profile is for a woman. 00:27:53.400 --> 00:27:56.760 align:center Well, fuck our profile, OK? Let's go get Nuggets. 00:27:56.760 --> 00:27:58.480 align:center Unless you have another suspect. 00:27:58.480 --> 00:27:59.960 align:center Do ya? 00:27:59.960 --> 00:28:02.920 align:center Hiya! I got a delivery for you. 00:28:02.920 --> 00:28:05.640 align:center Sorry, excuse me. Who are you? Are you Forensics? 00:28:05.640 --> 00:28:08.720 align:center Oh... [laughs] No, darl, we're Airtaskers. 00:28:08.720 --> 00:28:09.840 align:center - [mouths] - Airbus? 00:28:09.840 --> 00:28:11.280 align:center - My son Nick. Say hi, Nick. - Hi. 00:28:11.280 --> 00:28:14.000 align:center This big cross is for a Detective Sergeant Dulcie Collins. 00:28:14.000 --> 00:28:15.080 align:center Is that you? 00:28:15.080 --> 00:28:16.600 align:center - Ah, yes. But... - Why did you order a cross? 00:28:16.600 --> 00:28:17.680 align:center I didn't order that cross! 00:28:17.680 --> 00:28:19.560 align:center Jimboybikebike booked us to deliver it to you. 00:28:19.560 --> 00:28:21.840 align:center Apparently he couldn't fit it into his own place. 00:28:21.840 --> 00:28:24.200 align:center Jimboybikebike, that's James's profile name, ma'am. 00:28:24.200 --> 00:28:25.960 align:center - Oh, my God. - Oh, fucking shitwank. 00:28:25.960 --> 00:28:28.560 align:center Put it down like that. That's lovely. That's nice. 00:28:28.560 --> 00:28:31.000 align:center No, that's not it. That is not nice, Nick. No thanks. 00:28:31.000 --> 00:28:34.000 align:center OK, come on, Collins. Hastings wants a suspect. 00:28:34.000 --> 00:28:36.120 align:center Let's go. Let's go get Nuggets, now! 00:28:36.120 --> 00:28:37.960 align:center Oh, chicken nuggets are so processed. 00:28:37.960 --> 00:28:39.520 align:center If you're hungry, I've got pistachios. 00:28:39.520 --> 00:28:42.200 align:center There was a whole stall on the side on the road of the Settler Highway. 00:28:42.200 --> 00:28:43.920 align:center Ah, no. No, thank you. No nuts. 00:28:43.920 --> 00:28:45.440 align:center - No? - Detective! 00:28:45.440 --> 00:28:46.840 align:center - Detective! 00:28:46.840 --> 00:28:48.920 align:center - Jeez it's busy around here, isn't it? 00:28:48.920 --> 00:28:51.320 align:center Yes, because there's a murder investigation going on. 00:28:51.320 --> 00:28:54.400 align:center - Oh... - So I'm just gonna move this. 00:28:54.400 --> 00:28:55.960 align:center [sniffs] 00:28:55.960 --> 00:28:57.720 align:center Do you guys smell that? 00:28:57.720 --> 00:29:00.320 align:center The wood smells like garlic, but chemical. 00:29:00.320 --> 00:29:03.880 align:center [sniffs] No. Maybe you're pregnant. 00:29:03.880 --> 00:29:05.640 align:center You know, when I was pregnant with Nick, 00:29:05.640 --> 00:29:07.560 align:center I could smell everything, like a bear. 00:29:07.560 --> 00:29:09.520 align:center - No! - No, I could. 00:29:09.520 --> 00:29:13.960 align:center OK, I've marked that job off as completed. We're done. 00:29:13.960 --> 00:29:16.640 align:center OK, well, congrats on the baby, darl. 00:29:16.640 --> 00:29:20.240 align:center - And be careful of the rotten ones. - The rotten ones? 00:29:20.240 --> 00:29:22.960 align:center Pistachios. The rotten ones contain arsenic. 00:29:42.520 --> 00:29:44.720 align:center Poisoning is the purview of female killers. 00:29:44.720 --> 00:29:48.680 align:center I think it's really unwise to dump our profile and pursue a man. 00:29:48.680 --> 00:29:52.040 align:center Mate, men didn't use moisturiser or know their kids' names 00:29:52.040 --> 00:29:53.440 align:center when that profile was written. 00:29:53.440 --> 00:29:54.880 align:center You need to update your thinking. 00:29:54.880 --> 00:29:56.480 align:center It's like Sven always says, 00:29:56.480 --> 00:29:59.120 align:center "Everyone deserves to be liberated from the gender binary." 00:29:59.120 --> 00:30:01.720 align:center I don't think Sven was talking specifically about serial killers 00:30:01.720 --> 00:30:03.040 align:center at that point, Detective. 00:30:03.040 --> 00:30:04.240 align:center [Hunter] Oi, lezzos! 00:30:05.720 --> 00:30:08.000 align:center Just fuck off, Tammy. This is our ground. 00:30:08.000 --> 00:30:11.240 align:center Is it? Is it really your ground, you First Fleet dog? 00:30:11.240 --> 00:30:12.400 align:center No-one fucking wants to see you 00:30:12.400 --> 00:30:15.160 align:center getting your box out kicking a fucking footy, Tammy. Give up! 00:30:15.160 --> 00:30:16.200 align:center - [grunts] - [groans] 00:30:16.200 --> 00:30:17.480 align:center [boy] Oh, shit! 00:30:17.480 --> 00:30:19.200 align:center You fucking hit me with the fucking ball! 00:30:19.200 --> 00:30:20.720 align:center Yeah, mate, it's called hitting a target. 00:30:20.720 --> 00:30:23.400 align:center Maybe if you could do that, the recruiter would come see you too. 00:30:23.400 --> 00:30:27.240 align:center Mike is connected to all the men, working in this shit dude factory. 00:30:27.240 --> 00:30:29.160 align:center Probably knows more about the victims' sins than anyone. 00:30:29.160 --> 00:30:31.240 align:center [Tammy] ...dropped from that team because he was fucking shit. 00:30:31.240 --> 00:30:33.960 align:center - [Hunter] He fucking tore his ACL, or some shit, bitch! - What's going on over there? 00:30:33.960 --> 00:30:36.000 align:center [all argue indistinctly] 00:30:36.000 --> 00:30:38.400 align:center Oh, yeah, I'm ready. I'm fucking ready. 00:30:38.400 --> 00:30:39.880 align:center Hey! Cut it out! 00:30:39.880 --> 00:30:41.760 align:center Hey, Mike! Mike! 00:30:41.760 --> 00:30:43.400 align:center Cut it out, you two! 00:30:43.400 --> 00:30:44.800 align:center You leave those girls alone, alright? 00:30:44.800 --> 00:30:46.520 align:center [Dulcie] Hey, Mike, step away from the teenagers! 00:30:46.520 --> 00:30:49.040 align:center - Where are you gonna do? - [Dulcie] Teenagers, you step away from each other 00:30:49.040 --> 00:30:52.200 align:center and you go somewhere and you... you do some homework, please. 00:30:52.200 --> 00:30:54.000 align:center It's winter holidays, Miss. 00:30:54.000 --> 00:30:55.560 align:center Yes, it is, Miranda. 00:30:55.560 --> 00:30:58.000 align:center And regardless, the library's open, so... 00:30:58.000 --> 00:31:00.120 align:center - Go have a wank, kids. Go! - So teenagers, disperse! 00:31:00.120 --> 00:31:01.800 align:center - Thank you. - Fucking homo! 00:31:01.800 --> 00:31:03.240 align:center - You watch your mouth. - [Tammy] Fuck you! 00:31:03.240 --> 00:31:04.480 align:center [Dulcie] You mind your manners, son. 00:31:04.480 --> 00:31:06.560 align:center - [Hunter] Let's go, C-Dog. - [Callum] Can you not call me that? 00:31:06.560 --> 00:31:08.120 align:center [boy] Don't worry about her. 00:31:08.120 --> 00:31:09.200 align:center Well that was a bonus 00:31:09.200 --> 00:31:12.600 align:center "unhinged meltdown by a psychopath" freebie, hey. 00:31:12.600 --> 00:31:16.320 align:center John George Haigh dissolved the bodies of his victims in acid baths. 00:31:16.320 --> 00:31:18.760 align:center - Good God. - Fucking hell, Adele. 00:31:19.880 --> 00:31:21.320 align:center Sven. 00:31:21.320 --> 00:31:23.320 align:center Sorry, you are stuck where? 00:31:23.320 --> 00:31:25.800 align:center I came in to wee an hour ago, at least. 00:31:25.800 --> 00:31:28.320 align:center Lucky I had Father Terrence's screenplay with me. 00:31:28.320 --> 00:31:30.800 align:center It's borderline pornographic. 00:31:30.800 --> 00:31:34.960 align:center - [Eddie] Nuh, I'm gonna have to ram it. - [Dulcie] Yep, yep. [sighs] 00:31:34.960 --> 00:31:37.000 align:center Oh! 00:31:37.000 --> 00:31:38.720 align:center You don't close that toilet door, mate. 00:31:38.720 --> 00:31:40.920 align:center If you were a regular at The Doorbell, you'd know that. 00:31:40.920 --> 00:31:42.200 align:center Yeah, I'm not a regular, Ted, 00:31:42.200 --> 00:31:45.160 align:center because every time I step in this place I feel like I'm gonna get hate-crimed. 00:31:45.160 --> 00:31:48.360 align:center That's your stuff, mate. My brother Pete's gay. 00:31:48.360 --> 00:31:50.840 align:center - Oh, are you Pete Hopkin's brother? - [ramming continues] 00:31:50.840 --> 00:31:53.800 align:center - Yeah. - Oh, my God! Send him my love. 00:31:53.800 --> 00:31:55.240 align:center Yeah, nah, I will, eh. 00:31:55.240 --> 00:31:58.280 align:center OK, alright, thank you Ted. Off you pop, thanks. 00:31:58.280 --> 00:32:01.720 align:center Unless, of course, you want to help in any way. 00:32:01.720 --> 00:32:03.360 align:center Yeah. Nah. 00:32:03.360 --> 00:32:04.440 align:center Great. Super-duper. 00:32:04.440 --> 00:32:06.000 align:center I'm gonna have to get my legs involved. 00:32:06.000 --> 00:32:07.760 align:center - OK. - As a battering ram. Hoist me up. 00:32:07.760 --> 00:32:09.880 align:center - What? What? What? - On the count of three, run towards the door! 00:32:09.880 --> 00:32:11.520 align:center - OK, right! - Ready, stand back, Sven! 00:32:11.520 --> 00:32:13.400 align:center Oh, God! You saved me! 00:32:13.400 --> 00:32:15.760 align:center - Oh, wow, that kicked back, that did. - Did it? 00:32:15.760 --> 00:32:17.080 align:center What'd I get, your mons pubis? 00:32:17.080 --> 00:32:18.520 align:center - Ah... - Your cooch? 00:32:18.520 --> 00:32:20.480 align:center - No, I'm OK. I'm alright. - You alright? You need a massage? 00:32:20.480 --> 00:32:23.080 align:center There's a character in here called Samantha, right? She runs the local inn. 00:32:23.080 --> 00:32:25.760 align:center And like she keeps confessing to all the naughty stuff she's done. 00:32:25.760 --> 00:32:27.920 align:center And then she tries to fellate the Father Inspector. 00:32:27.920 --> 00:32:29.760 align:center Honestly, I just can't put it down. 00:32:29.760 --> 00:32:31.840 align:center Jesus Christ, Collins. Get a load of this. 00:32:31.840 --> 00:32:34.960 align:center It's like Gavin and Trent Latham's teenage diary in here. 00:32:36.560 --> 00:32:37.920 align:center "Nugent." 00:32:39.560 --> 00:32:41.080 align:center That's Nuggets. 00:32:41.080 --> 00:32:42.480 align:center "Sucks cock." 00:32:42.480 --> 00:32:45.760 align:center "Mike Nugent is a gay homo!!" 00:32:45.760 --> 00:32:47.920 align:center "Mike is a cock muncher." 00:32:47.920 --> 00:32:50.000 align:center Did you know he was one of yours? 00:32:50.000 --> 00:32:52.920 align:center What were you saying about repression? Triggers rage, yeah? 00:32:52.920 --> 00:32:55.240 align:center - "Mike Nugent is an arse-puncher." - Well... 00:32:55.240 --> 00:32:56.720 align:center - OK well... - "Mike is a fag." 00:32:56.720 --> 00:32:58.200 align:center - Yes, yes, I hear you. - All slurs. 00:32:58.200 --> 00:33:01.640 align:center But toilet graffiti isn't exactly expert testimony. 00:33:01.640 --> 00:33:05.000 align:center And, I mean, even if it's true, to get very, very dark, 00:33:05.000 --> 00:33:07.240 align:center the queer community don't murder, we get murdered. 00:33:07.240 --> 00:33:10.360 align:center Yeah, and who lets that happen? The cops. 00:33:10.360 --> 00:33:13.360 align:center - Sven, you're a cop. - Yeah, I know. 00:33:13.360 --> 00:33:16.800 align:center Never make big life decisions when you are going through a break up. 00:33:16.800 --> 00:33:18.000 align:center Hot tip. 00:33:18.000 --> 00:33:20.240 align:center If we are considering Mike as a suspect, 00:33:20.240 --> 00:33:22.400 align:center why didn't his DNA match the blood from the Loch Nessie? 00:33:22.400 --> 00:33:24.840 align:center Didn't we test every man in town? 00:33:24.840 --> 00:33:26.800 align:center Yeah, well, fucking dick-chin at forensics 00:33:26.800 --> 00:33:28.080 align:center probably fucked it up, didn't he? 00:33:28.080 --> 00:33:30.080 align:center Oh, Mike didn't get DNA tested. 00:33:32.040 --> 00:33:33.640 align:center He had to take Nola to the hospital. 00:33:33.640 --> 00:33:34.760 align:center I was gonna follow it up with him, 00:33:34.760 --> 00:33:38.880 align:center but then you said that the suspect was a lady, and so I... didn't. 00:33:38.880 --> 00:33:41.320 align:center - Good, good, good, good. Great. - Fuck. 00:33:41.320 --> 00:33:42.880 align:center Sorry. 00:33:46.680 --> 00:33:48.440 align:center That's a good-looking boat. 00:33:52.120 --> 00:33:54.920 align:center - Oi, Collins, what are you looking at? - Nothing, nothing. 00:33:54.920 --> 00:33:56.320 align:center Ah, Hastings, yeah, it's Redcliffe. 00:33:56.320 --> 00:33:58.200 align:center Yeah, we've got a red-hot suspect here, mate. 00:33:58.200 --> 00:34:00.600 align:center Yeah, we're gonna need a warrant to search his property, stat. 00:34:03.600 --> 00:34:05.280 align:center [chuckles] 00:34:25.640 --> 00:34:28.200 align:center Yes! I got my period! 00:34:28.200 --> 00:34:31.160 align:center As I told the detectives, I am at capacity, yeah? 00:34:31.160 --> 00:34:34.320 align:center And I certainly don't have time to do additional tests for you. 00:34:34.320 --> 00:34:35.840 align:center The wood smells like garlic. 00:34:35.840 --> 00:34:37.160 align:center It's probably just a souvlaki. 00:34:37.160 --> 00:34:38.640 align:center I don't think it's a souvlaki, James, 00:34:38.640 --> 00:34:40.080 align:center - I think it's arsine. - Well, it is. 00:34:40.080 --> 00:34:42.560 align:center Please, all I'm asking you to do are a few quick chem tests 00:34:42.560 --> 00:34:43.920 align:center so I can confirm this. 00:34:43.920 --> 00:34:45.800 align:center Please, they're really quick and simple. 00:34:45.800 --> 00:34:47.800 align:center Oh, yes, I'm aware that they're simple, Abby. 00:34:47.800 --> 00:34:50.640 align:center Look, I know that you decided to quit forensic science 00:34:50.640 --> 00:34:52.160 align:center after what, one semester? 00:34:52.160 --> 00:34:55.880 align:center I quit so our relationship didn't jeopardise your teaching position. 00:34:55.880 --> 00:34:57.000 align:center Babe, come on. 00:34:57.000 --> 00:34:59.840 align:center That final exam was a hot mess. [laughs] 00:34:59.840 --> 00:35:01.920 align:center I know it was because I marked it. 00:35:01.920 --> 00:35:05.680 align:center Point is, I know you don’t really get what it is that I do here 00:35:05.680 --> 00:35:07.800 align:center but, trust me, your little chem tests are high school stuff. 00:35:07.800 --> 00:35:09.280 align:center High school stuff? 00:35:09.280 --> 00:35:12.640 align:center Oh hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Don't worry, I'm not insulted. 00:35:12.640 --> 00:35:15.640 align:center This just isn't your world babe, alright? 00:35:15.640 --> 00:35:17.040 align:center Let's crack open the Riesling 00:35:17.040 --> 00:35:19.120 align:center and get this barefoot date night started. 00:35:19.120 --> 00:35:20.600 align:center Now, your charity spending. 00:35:20.600 --> 00:35:23.160 align:center You've got two sponsor kids. Can we get rid of one? 00:35:23.160 --> 00:35:25.840 align:center I have to go back to work. The detectives need me. 00:35:27.760 --> 00:35:30.320 align:center Fine. Wow, fine. 00:35:30.320 --> 00:35:33.800 align:center - I'll just fertilise our financial future alone, then! - [door shuts] 00:35:33.800 --> 00:35:35.760 align:center [Tammy] I can't believe Tom's ditched us. 00:35:35.760 --> 00:35:38.880 align:center I made him an honorary member of the Pademelons. 00:35:38.880 --> 00:35:40.680 align:center [Miranda] You said he could hold your water bottle. 00:35:40.680 --> 00:35:43.440 align:center Yeah, pretty fucking prestigious, if you ask me. 00:35:45.200 --> 00:35:47.000 align:center What do you think? 00:35:47.000 --> 00:35:50.560 align:center - Oh, fuck! - What? 00:35:50.560 --> 00:35:52.800 align:center Yeah, shit-brown's a good colour on you, sis. 00:35:52.800 --> 00:35:53.880 align:center Oh, fuck off. 00:35:53.880 --> 00:35:56.200 align:center Tammy, I just found your sports drink graveyard 00:35:56.200 --> 00:35:58.640 align:center behind Aunty Joy's knitting basket, look. 00:35:59.680 --> 00:36:01.640 align:center [clears throat] 00:36:01.640 --> 00:36:04.160 align:center - Oh, wow. - What do you think, Aunty? 00:36:04.160 --> 00:36:05.960 align:center It's very brown. 00:36:05.960 --> 00:36:08.160 align:center Look at how much this cost! 00:36:08.160 --> 00:36:11.640 align:center You could buy uniforms for a whole footy team with that! 00:36:11.640 --> 00:36:14.120 align:center I should ask Margaret to sponsor the Pademelons, eh! 00:36:14.120 --> 00:36:16.200 align:center - [laugh] - What? What are you laughing at? 00:36:16.200 --> 00:36:18.440 align:center Remember when we had that sit-down with Margaret and her brother, 00:36:18.440 --> 00:36:20.040 align:center asking to gain access to the island? 00:36:20.040 --> 00:36:21.520 align:center - What? What island? - Island? What island? 00:36:21.520 --> 00:36:24.080 align:center - I don't know anything about an island. - Do you know anything about an island? 00:36:24.080 --> 00:36:25.320 align:center Mm, smartarses. 00:36:25.320 --> 00:36:27.960 align:center Yeah, so, Aunty Joy and I wanted to go collect ochre, 00:36:27.960 --> 00:36:29.360 align:center and they were all like... 00:36:29.360 --> 00:36:31.640 align:center [mimics Margaret] "Yes darling. Of course you can, darling. 00:36:31.640 --> 00:36:34.360 align:center "It's a darling idea, darling." 00:36:34.360 --> 00:36:36.160 align:center And then a week later, they pulled the pin. 00:36:36.160 --> 00:36:38.320 align:center Well, if you used that voice, it's no wonder, Mum. 00:36:38.320 --> 00:36:42.080 align:center No, they pulled the pin because that brother, William, 00:36:42.080 --> 00:36:44.040 align:center got cold feet and then took off overseas. 00:36:44.040 --> 00:36:45.640 align:center But couldn't Margaret just grant access? 00:36:45.640 --> 00:36:47.160 align:center She said her hands were tied, apparently, 00:36:47.160 --> 00:36:49.440 align:center without her brother's permission. 00:36:49.440 --> 00:36:50.960 align:center Point is, 00:36:50.960 --> 00:36:53.280 align:center if there's nothing in it for that family, they won't help, 00:36:53.280 --> 00:36:55.360 align:center - because they're a bunch of snakes. - [both] Snakes. 00:36:55.360 --> 00:36:56.800 align:center [Tammy] Yeah, but this is different. 00:36:56.800 --> 00:36:59.600 align:center Like, no offence, Mum, but I'm heaps more charming than you. 00:36:59.600 --> 00:37:00.800 align:center [stifles laugh] 00:37:08.560 --> 00:37:10.920 align:center [Eddie] Has Hastings sent the warrant yet? 00:37:10.920 --> 00:37:13.320 align:center Can you... Why are you... Can you not be so close? 00:37:13.320 --> 00:37:16.080 align:center - Just give me a bit of space, please! - Fine, fine. 00:37:17.480 --> 00:37:19.920 align:center I feel sick about this. 00:37:19.920 --> 00:37:21.400 align:center Mike's a nice person. 00:37:21.400 --> 00:37:23.880 align:center I don't care if he's your bloody best mate, mate, OK? 00:37:23.880 --> 00:37:26.360 align:center He strung Jimmy up on that cross like a fucking salami. 00:37:26.360 --> 00:37:29.080 align:center - [phone buzzes] - Answer it. Is it Hastings? 00:37:29.080 --> 00:37:30.800 align:center Cath, love, you OK? 00:37:30.800 --> 00:37:32.600 align:center No, I'm freaking out. 00:37:32.600 --> 00:37:34.800 align:center There's eight plastic owls staring at me from the balcony 00:37:34.800 --> 00:37:36.640 align:center and I can't stop thinking about Jimmy. 00:37:38.120 --> 00:37:40.760 align:center I just saw him two days ago, when he was masturbating in front of me... 00:37:40.760 --> 00:37:44.080 align:center Oh, love, I'm really... I'm sorry I'm not there with you. 00:37:44.080 --> 00:37:46.800 align:center OK, I'm going to go see Skye and Nadiyah. 00:37:46.800 --> 00:37:48.600 align:center I'm gonna eat 300 oysters. 00:37:48.600 --> 00:37:50.600 align:center Do you want some? Ask Eddie. 00:37:50.600 --> 00:37:52.600 align:center - No... - Ah, no fucking way, Cath. 00:37:52.600 --> 00:37:54.400 align:center They are the cum of the sea, mate. 00:37:54.400 --> 00:37:56.320 align:center Hey, Eddie, I bought you an owl. 00:37:56.320 --> 00:37:58.360 align:center Now sexy, I spoke to Elaine and Rachel. 00:37:58.360 --> 00:38:01.040 align:center Told them that the wheels are in motion to make an offer on the hobby farm. 00:38:01.040 --> 00:38:02.520 align:center Ah, ah, no. Cath, can we... 00:38:02.520 --> 00:38:03.760 align:center - [phone dings] - Shit! Hastings! 00:38:03.760 --> 00:38:05.080 align:center Can we... OK, alright. 00:38:05.080 --> 00:38:06.520 align:center - Can we just... - The warrant's in! 00:38:06.520 --> 00:38:09.400 align:center ...put everything on pause until I'm properly back on board? 00:38:09.400 --> 00:38:11.760 align:center Dulce, it's next to Mount Mountain National Park. 00:38:11.760 --> 00:38:13.200 align:center There's a glow-worm trail. 00:38:13.200 --> 00:38:17.000 align:center OK, well, I... I mean, yes, there are glow-worms there but I... 00:38:17.000 --> 00:38:18.520 align:center I think we should act now. 00:38:18.520 --> 00:38:20.160 align:center If there's one silver lining about these murders, 00:38:20.160 --> 00:38:21.960 align:center it's the drop in property prices. 00:38:21.960 --> 00:38:26.360 align:center OK, yep. Yep. Cath, I do have to go. Can, um... 00:38:26.360 --> 00:38:27.840 align:center Can I... 00:38:27.840 --> 00:38:29.440 align:center Yes, I will pass that along. 00:38:29.440 --> 00:38:30.960 align:center - Cath loves you. - Yeah, got it. Let's go. 00:38:30.960 --> 00:38:32.040 align:center Alright, bye. Bye. 00:38:32.040 --> 00:38:34.800 align:center - God, I can open my own door, Detective! - I didn't expect you to talk so much. 00:38:34.800 --> 00:38:36.360 align:center - I can answer a phone. - Come on, guys, let's go. 00:38:37.640 --> 00:38:39.160 align:center - Please. - [sighs] 00:38:41.440 --> 00:38:42.600 align:center [knocking] 00:38:42.600 --> 00:38:45.200 align:center [Eddie] Open up! We have a warrant to search the premises. 00:38:45.200 --> 00:38:46.440 align:center Right, we're coming in. 00:38:47.440 --> 00:38:48.680 align:center [♪ choir sings "White Rabbit"] 00:38:48.680 --> 00:38:50.200 align:center ♪ Call Alice ♪ 00:38:52.320 --> 00:38:56.320 align:center ♪ When she was just small ♪ 00:38:58.920 --> 00:39:02.000 align:center ♪ When the men on the chessboard ♪ 00:39:02.000 --> 00:39:06.480 align:center ♪Get up and tell you where to go ♪ 00:39:06.480 --> 00:39:10.880 align:center ♪ And you've just had some kind of mushroom ♪ 00:39:10.880 --> 00:39:15.400 align:center ♪ And your mind is moving low ♪ 00:39:15.400 --> 00:39:19.160 align:center ♪ Go ask Alice ♪ 00:39:19.160 --> 00:39:24.600 align:center ♪ I think she'll know ♪ 00:39:24.600 --> 00:39:28.920 align:center ♪ When logic and proportion ♪ 00:39:28.920 --> 00:39:33.160 align:center ♪ Have fallen sloppy dead ♪ 00:39:33.160 --> 00:39:37.600 align:center ♪ And the White Knight is talking backwards ♪ 00:39:37.600 --> 00:39:42.160 align:center ♪ And the Red Queen's off with her head ♪ 00:39:42.160 --> 00:39:45.520 align:center ♪ Remember ♪ 00:39:45.520 --> 00:39:50.840 align:center ♪ What the dormouse said... 00:39:50.840 --> 00:39:52.040 align:center [Eddie] Collins. 00:40:01.640 --> 00:40:06.360 align:center Where were you, the night your Under-16s footy coach Sam O'Dwyer 00:40:06.360 --> 00:40:08.040 align:center was killed? 00:40:08.040 --> 00:40:09.800 align:center June 10th, 2017. 00:40:09.800 --> 00:40:13.640 align:center Ah... I don't know. I'm sorry. 00:40:13.640 --> 00:40:15.640 align:center Why don't you know? 00:40:15.640 --> 00:40:17.600 align:center Because it was five years ago. 00:40:17.600 --> 00:40:19.440 align:center Do you know what you were doing five years ago? 00:40:19.440 --> 00:40:21.200 align:center Well, given it was a Saturday night, 00:40:21.200 --> 00:40:23.760 align:center I'm 90% sure I was getting railed up against a Land Cruiser 00:40:23.760 --> 00:40:25.800 align:center in the Humpty Doo pub carpark. 00:40:25.800 --> 00:40:27.200 align:center But this is about you, mate. 00:40:28.440 --> 00:40:29.880 align:center Ah, OK. 00:40:29.880 --> 00:40:32.600 align:center If it was a Saturday, I was probably working. 00:40:32.600 --> 00:40:33.960 align:center Doing highway patrol. 00:40:33.960 --> 00:40:35.440 align:center I always worked Saturdays, 00:40:35.440 --> 00:40:37.360 align:center because Sergeant Buckley was usually inebriated. 00:40:37.360 --> 00:40:39.160 align:center Sven, can you verify that? 00:40:39.160 --> 00:40:40.440 align:center Oh, yeah, that's true. 00:40:40.440 --> 00:40:43.160 align:center I'm still finding empty whisky bottles hidden around the office. 00:40:43.160 --> 00:40:45.320 align:center Th... The alibi, Sven. Verify the alibi. 00:40:45.320 --> 00:40:47.880 align:center Oh, OK, yep. Yep. I'll just... 00:40:49.360 --> 00:40:52.680 align:center How well did you know the victims, Mr Nuggets? 00:40:52.680 --> 00:40:54.200 align:center I grew up with them. 00:40:55.480 --> 00:40:58.200 align:center You know, I don't think I've fully processed that they've all gone. 00:40:59.280 --> 00:41:02.000 align:center They were such super-ripper blokes. 00:41:02.000 --> 00:41:03.160 align:center Mike... 00:41:04.560 --> 00:41:05.960 align:center Are you making sandwiches, mate? 00:41:05.960 --> 00:41:08.120 align:center Because you are adding a lot of mayo 00:41:08.120 --> 00:41:10.520 align:center to your relationships with those blokes. 00:41:10.520 --> 00:41:11.760 align:center No, no, I'm not. 00:41:11.760 --> 00:41:14.760 align:center The way you reacted to those teenage boys this morning... 00:41:14.760 --> 00:41:17.960 align:center Maybe they reminded you of how Gavin and Trent used to bully you. 00:41:17.960 --> 00:41:19.200 align:center They didn't bully me. 00:41:19.200 --> 00:41:21.600 align:center Well there's a wall of graffiti in the Doorbell bog 00:41:21.600 --> 00:41:23.080 align:center that suggests otherwise. 00:41:23.080 --> 00:41:24.920 align:center Mike, is there anything that you need to tell us? 00:41:24.920 --> 00:41:26.200 align:center No. 00:41:26.200 --> 00:41:29.400 align:center Mate, we've been to your house. 00:41:29.400 --> 00:41:31.840 align:center We know what you're hiding in your cupboard. 00:41:47.160 --> 00:41:48.160 align:center OK. 00:41:51.960 --> 00:41:53.920 align:center This is who I am 00:41:53.920 --> 00:41:56.320 align:center and doing it makes me happy. 00:41:56.320 --> 00:41:58.280 align:center [Eddie] Yeah, I'm sure it does. 00:41:58.280 --> 00:42:00.840 align:center - I know people don't approve. - Yeah, no, they don't get it, do they? 00:42:00.840 --> 00:42:02.320 align:center But I'm not hurting anyone. 00:42:02.320 --> 00:42:03.680 align:center Oh, well, I mean, you are. 00:42:03.680 --> 00:42:06.160 align:center I know what society thinks about men that wear dresses, 00:42:06.160 --> 00:42:08.000 align:center but it doesn't make me a murderer. 00:42:09.200 --> 00:42:10.800 align:center - What? - Sorry? 00:42:10.800 --> 00:42:13.120 align:center My dresses, at my house? 00:42:13.120 --> 00:42:15.920 align:center That's why I'm here, isn't it? Because you think I'm some sort of pervert? 00:42:15.920 --> 00:42:16.960 align:center - [Dulcie] No! - Oh, my God! 00:42:16.960 --> 00:42:19.160 align:center - Is that what this is about, Detectives? - [Eddie] Ah, no, that's... 00:42:19.160 --> 00:42:20.920 align:center You are "Silence Of The Lambs"-ing Mike! 00:42:20.920 --> 00:42:22.520 align:center - Dulcie! - No! No, we are not! 00:42:22.520 --> 00:42:24.880 align:center [Sven] Gender non-conformity does not equal deviancy. 00:42:24.880 --> 00:42:27.960 align:center - That film was a hate crime. - Harry Styles wears dresses. 00:42:27.960 --> 00:42:29.320 align:center - Harry Styles. - OK. 00:42:29.320 --> 00:42:30.880 align:center - Who the fuck is Harry Styles? 00:42:30.880 --> 00:42:32.440 align:center - Oh, my God. - What the heck is going on? 00:42:32.440 --> 00:42:34.200 align:center - No, no, no... - No, Michelle, you cannot be in here. 00:42:34.200 --> 00:42:35.280 align:center They told me you were here. 00:42:35.280 --> 00:42:37.480 align:center They think I'm the serial killer, Mish! This is bullshit! 00:42:37.480 --> 00:42:39.400 align:center - Is this because of his dresses? - [both] No! 00:42:39.400 --> 00:42:43.320 align:center Because anyone can wear dresses! It doesn't make him a perve. 00:42:43.320 --> 00:42:45.400 align:center - Harry Styles wears dresses. - That's what I said. 00:42:45.400 --> 00:42:46.640 align:center - There has been... - Harry Styles. 00:42:46.640 --> 00:42:48.440 align:center - Who the fuck is Harry Styles? - I will tell you later. 00:42:48.440 --> 00:42:51.440 align:center Those footy blokes caught him once, in flipping 1998 00:42:51.440 --> 00:42:52.680 align:center wearing my formal dress, 00:42:52.680 --> 00:42:54.360 align:center and since then, they made Mike's life hell, 00:42:54.360 --> 00:42:56.400 align:center because they thought he was gay, and a girl. 00:42:56.400 --> 00:42:58.640 align:center - How tedious! - I know, right? 00:42:58.640 --> 00:43:00.160 align:center - Who cares if he was? - Who cares! 00:43:00.160 --> 00:43:02.160 align:center And what kind of sad grump doesn't want to wear sequins? 00:43:02.160 --> 00:43:03.680 align:center Actually, what happened to that dress, Mish? 00:43:03.680 --> 00:43:05.560 align:center - My tits got too big for it. - Oh, my goodness. 00:43:05.560 --> 00:43:08.560 align:center My best friend has hid himself for years because of those bullies. 00:43:08.560 --> 00:43:11.600 align:center Alright, he has lost a lifetime of joy to it, 00:43:11.600 --> 00:43:15.280 align:center and now he is not going to shrink and be less magnificent than he is 00:43:15.280 --> 00:43:16.680 align:center because of your closed minds. 00:43:16.680 --> 00:43:18.160 align:center [Eddie] Listen, listen! OK. 00:43:18.160 --> 00:43:20.320 align:center Look, I don't give a shit if he wears dresses, alright? 00:43:20.320 --> 00:43:22.280 align:center As long as I don't have to fucking wear them. 00:43:22.280 --> 00:43:24.640 align:center - [Michelle] Good. - I don't want to see that. 00:43:24.640 --> 00:43:26.120 align:center - Good. - Good. 00:43:26.120 --> 00:43:28.440 align:center - Good. Great. - Good. 00:43:28.440 --> 00:43:31.800 align:center 'Cause the first time I saw Mikey in a dress, he was so beautiful. 00:43:31.800 --> 00:43:35.000 align:center He still is. He's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. 00:43:35.000 --> 00:43:37.920 align:center Same, Mish. You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. 00:43:39.480 --> 00:43:41.120 align:center Same! 00:43:41.120 --> 00:43:43.800 align:center I love you, Mikey. I have since we were kids. 00:43:43.800 --> 00:43:45.480 align:center I just thought you saw me like a sister. 00:43:45.480 --> 00:43:47.560 align:center - Same, except a brother. - OK, what's happening? This is... 00:43:47.560 --> 00:43:51.080 align:center Mish, I want to spend the rest of my life with you. 00:43:51.080 --> 00:43:55.000 align:center - Yeah, OK. Same! - Same. 00:43:55.000 --> 00:43:56.840 align:center - No, no. - OK. Alright. 00:43:56.840 --> 00:43:58.040 align:center This is... No, that doesn't... 00:43:58.040 --> 00:44:00.680 align:center - OK. Hello! - No, this is not... 00:44:00.680 --> 00:44:02.080 align:center - Oi! Hello! Stop! - Mike! Mike! 00:44:02.080 --> 00:44:04.560 align:center - Mike! Hey! - Mike! Mike! Stop! 00:44:04.560 --> 00:44:06.960 align:center This does not change the fact 00:44:06.960 --> 00:44:10.800 align:center that you had a controlled substance sitting next to your toothpaste. 00:44:10.800 --> 00:44:13.320 align:center - Yes, pentofarti... - Pentobarbital. 00:44:13.320 --> 00:44:15.480 align:center - ...b... bar... barbital. - Barbital. 00:44:15.480 --> 00:44:17.440 align:center That's Mum assisted dying kit, OK? 00:44:17.440 --> 00:44:19.200 align:center She bought that, like, 10 years ago off the internet 00:44:19.200 --> 00:44:21.120 align:center when she was first diagnosed. It's nothing. 00:44:21.120 --> 00:44:23.560 align:center - Come on, mate. - No! [stammers] It is, it's true. 00:44:23.560 --> 00:44:26.440 align:center Check the expiry date. It's never been used. 00:44:26.440 --> 00:44:27.920 align:center Mum's still alive, isn't she? 00:44:29.040 --> 00:44:30.240 align:center Wait, isn't she? 00:44:30.240 --> 00:44:31.600 align:center Yeah, she's with Claire. She's fine. 00:44:31.600 --> 00:44:33.280 align:center [relieved laughter] 00:44:33.280 --> 00:44:36.400 align:center - Oh, my God, Mish. - Oh, Mikey! 00:44:36.400 --> 00:44:38.680 align:center [kissing] 00:44:42.120 --> 00:44:44.160 align:center You're 24. You're not gonna get detention. 00:44:45.440 --> 00:44:47.440 align:center OK, thank you, Sharelle. 00:44:47.440 --> 00:44:49.720 align:center - I really appreciate you helping me. - Fuck me dead. 00:44:49.720 --> 00:44:51.680 align:center I'm helping the nerd, not the cop. 00:44:53.520 --> 00:44:57.360 align:center [Sven] Ah, Mike's alibi for the night that Sam died checks out, FYI. 00:44:57.360 --> 00:44:59.120 align:center Here's a list of everyone he pulled over. 00:44:59.120 --> 00:45:01.080 align:center 37 DUI's, 12 speeding fines, 00:45:01.080 --> 00:45:04.440 align:center and one person driving with a dead wallaby stuck to the windshield. 00:45:04.440 --> 00:45:05.480 align:center Random. 00:45:05.480 --> 00:45:08.120 align:center Total of 51 people who can verify Mike's whereabouts. 00:45:08.120 --> 00:45:11.840 align:center - Mike is not our killer. - Fuck! Fuck! 00:45:11.840 --> 00:45:13.440 align:center Fuck. 00:45:13.440 --> 00:45:16.040 align:center How long have we got to get another suspect for Hastings? 00:45:16.040 --> 00:45:18.360 align:center - Oh, about two hours. - Fuck! 00:45:18.360 --> 00:45:19.960 align:center Oh, and Steve called. 00:45:19.960 --> 00:45:22.280 align:center He said he couldn't find Sam O'Dwyer's sloop. 00:45:22.280 --> 00:45:24.680 align:center - I told him it didn't need to be a... - Of course he couldn't find the sloop. 00:45:24.680 --> 00:45:26.600 align:center It's in fucking bits in the fucking Forensic lock-up. 00:45:26.600 --> 00:45:27.640 align:center - Fuck. - [phone buzzes] 00:45:27.640 --> 00:45:28.880 align:center Just passing on a message. 00:45:30.680 --> 00:45:33.280 align:center Ah, Sven, what is all this stuff on my desk? 00:45:33.280 --> 00:45:35.240 align:center Oh, that was just sitting at the info booth 00:45:35.240 --> 00:45:37.120 align:center when I got back from my loo odyssey. 00:45:40.520 --> 00:45:41.520 align:center Hi, Cath. 00:45:41.520 --> 00:45:44.320 align:center [shakily] Sexy, you have to help me. Come quick! 00:45:49.920 --> 00:45:52.320 align:center - You still getting married? - Yes. 00:45:54.120 --> 00:45:55.960 align:center I've choosed my choices, Sharelle, 00:45:55.960 --> 00:45:59.320 align:center and now I'm going through with the choices I've choosed. 00:45:59.320 --> 00:46:00.680 align:center Cool. 00:46:00.680 --> 00:46:02.040 align:center Smart move, sis. 00:46:03.360 --> 00:46:06.520 align:center OK, you literally had a child with Gavin Latham, 00:46:06.520 --> 00:46:09.400 align:center who once got stuck in a rabbit hutch during a break-and-enter. 00:46:09.400 --> 00:46:11.160 align:center Fuck up, cop. Go build your bomb. 00:46:11.160 --> 00:46:12.840 align:center Go vacuum a rec room. 00:46:29.840 --> 00:46:32.920 align:center [groaning] 00:46:32.920 --> 00:46:35.320 align:center Just drive a little bit more carefully. 00:46:36.960 --> 00:46:38.680 align:center - Put your belt on, Cath. - No. 00:46:38.680 --> 00:46:40.200 align:center Cath, put your belt on. 00:46:40.200 --> 00:46:42.640 align:center Stop yelling at me! 00:46:43.920 --> 00:46:47.640 align:center This serial killer stuff is happening to me too, Dulcie. 00:46:49.800 --> 00:46:52.040 align:center Skye just fed me so many oysters. 00:46:52.040 --> 00:46:54.480 align:center - Yeah, yeah, I can smell that. - They're banked up in me like cars. 00:46:54.480 --> 00:46:56.840 align:center - Ugh... - No. No, no, no! 00:46:56.840 --> 00:46:58.400 align:center Not in here, Cath. 00:46:58.400 --> 00:47:00.760 align:center Just wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 00:47:01.760 --> 00:47:04.360 align:center [groans] 00:47:04.360 --> 00:47:07.280 align:center [retches] 00:47:07.280 --> 00:47:10.200 align:center Ugh... [tearfully] Sorry, sexy! 00:47:10.200 --> 00:47:12.280 align:center Two hours until Hastings replaces us 00:47:12.280 --> 00:47:13.960 align:center with a couple of dick swingers, 00:47:13.960 --> 00:47:16.600 align:center and she's out picking up some fucking hours 00:47:16.600 --> 00:47:18.760 align:center as Deadloch's only Uber driver. 00:47:18.760 --> 00:47:20.160 align:center Sveg, why is this still out? 00:47:20.160 --> 00:47:22.080 align:center We're giving it back to Vanessa. 00:47:27.520 --> 00:47:29.800 align:center Where's Nugget's list? 00:47:29.800 --> 00:47:31.320 align:center - What list? - The, um... 00:47:31.320 --> 00:47:33.520 align:center The traffic cop list. Nugget... Nugget's list. 00:47:33.520 --> 00:47:35.120 align:center You threw it on the ground. 00:47:44.120 --> 00:47:45.960 align:center Sveg, where did Nuggets go? 00:47:45.960 --> 00:47:48.400 align:center Ah, he and Michelle went out for celebratory surf 'n' turf. 00:47:48.400 --> 00:47:49.640 align:center Shit! 00:47:49.640 --> 00:47:52.120 align:center Inspector Father plays the saxophone! 00:47:53.360 --> 00:47:54.800 align:center That's a shame. 00:47:55.800 --> 00:47:56.920 align:center Detective! 00:47:56.920 --> 00:47:58.960 align:center Oh, fuck. Not now, Ray Pies. I'm working. 00:47:58.960 --> 00:48:00.320 align:center We can fuck later, OK? Later. 00:48:00.320 --> 00:48:02.640 align:center Although, obviously, that shit you're suggesting there, that's off. 00:48:02.640 --> 00:48:04.040 align:center Oh, no, I'm not... Wait! 00:48:04.040 --> 00:48:07.560 align:center Eddie, Detective, this is Lou, my donkey. I'm just walking her. 00:48:07.560 --> 00:48:09.160 align:center She's 32. She's really old. 00:48:09.160 --> 00:48:10.440 align:center For a donkey, not for a human... 00:48:10.440 --> 00:48:12.320 align:center Look, stop talking, OK? I'm busy. 00:48:12.320 --> 00:48:14.120 align:center I'll be around later on, if you're around. 00:48:14.120 --> 00:48:17.240 align:center Just leave your fucking horse-themed pet at home. 00:48:17.240 --> 00:48:19.000 align:center OK, cool. Is that like a date? 00:48:20.040 --> 00:48:21.040 align:center What? 00:48:22.400 --> 00:48:23.400 align:center A date? 00:48:25.040 --> 00:48:26.560 align:center I don't have a date box, OK? 00:48:26.560 --> 00:48:28.000 align:center I have a fuck box. 00:48:28.000 --> 00:48:31.200 align:center And, currently, for a limited time only, you're in it, so... 00:48:31.200 --> 00:48:33.080 align:center I don't want to be in your fuck box. 00:48:33.080 --> 00:48:37.680 align:center Well, no, I do, but I also want to be in your other box 00:48:37.680 --> 00:48:41.440 align:center that includes dates, chats, things, if that suits you. 00:48:41.440 --> 00:48:42.720 align:center I'm going. 00:48:42.720 --> 00:48:46.480 align:center Dates with chats? Fucking rotten shit! 00:48:46.480 --> 00:48:49.720 align:center - OK, Lou, let's go. - Where's the fucking Doorbell? 00:48:49.720 --> 00:48:53.080 align:center You know that thing that you did the other night? 00:48:53.080 --> 00:48:55.280 align:center The finger thing. We have to do the finger thing... 00:48:55.280 --> 00:48:56.960 align:center OK, alright. 00:48:56.960 --> 00:48:59.600 align:center Oh, Jesus! What is that? Is that... 00:48:59.600 --> 00:49:01.280 align:center Surprise! 00:49:01.280 --> 00:49:03.720 align:center Meet our new baby. 00:49:03.720 --> 00:49:05.920 align:center Elaine and Rachel gave her to us. 00:49:05.920 --> 00:49:08.280 align:center No, Cath, no, we didn't agree to a new dog. 00:49:08.280 --> 00:49:12.160 align:center She has anxiety and overactive anal glands. 00:49:12.160 --> 00:49:14.080 align:center Oh, well, that's... that's a bonus, isn't it? 00:49:14.080 --> 00:49:16.600 align:center Oh, isn't she adorable? 00:49:16.600 --> 00:49:19.040 align:center Cath, go to bed. I have to get back to work. 00:49:19.040 --> 00:49:23.560 align:center Stop being so mean to me. I have had a terrible day. 00:49:23.560 --> 00:49:25.800 align:center You were rude to me in the car. 00:49:25.800 --> 00:49:28.240 align:center Fern ate her waistcoat. 00:49:28.240 --> 00:49:30.600 align:center And there's a killer on the loose. 00:49:30.600 --> 00:49:32.760 align:center Hello? 00:49:32.760 --> 00:49:36.440 align:center Skye was in a mood tonight. She and Nadiyah are fighting. 00:49:36.440 --> 00:49:38.680 align:center They're sleeping in separate rooms, 00:49:38.680 --> 00:49:43.720 align:center and Skye went and spent all of their IVF money, $12,000, 00:49:43.720 --> 00:49:46.240 align:center on something that she won't even say. 00:49:46.240 --> 00:49:50.200 align:center She didn't even mention Nadiyah in that tribune article. 00:49:51.640 --> 00:49:53.080 align:center They're gonna break up. 00:49:57.920 --> 00:50:02.040 align:center Come and cuddle me, sexy, I'm sad! 00:50:02.040 --> 00:50:03.560 align:center I'm scared! 00:50:13.560 --> 00:50:15.320 align:center Hey, hey, where's your Mr Nuggets? 00:50:15.320 --> 00:50:16.440 align:center - Loo. - OK. 00:50:18.400 --> 00:50:19.520 align:center Nuggets? 00:50:21.440 --> 00:50:23.560 align:center Nuggets! Fuck. 00:50:23.560 --> 00:50:24.720 align:center Shit! 00:50:24.720 --> 00:50:26.440 align:center Who is this, who you gave a ticket to? 00:50:26.440 --> 00:50:28.320 align:center - Uh, what? - Number 27 on the list. 00:50:28.320 --> 00:50:31.160 align:center The initials. What do they stand for? Who is it? 00:50:31.160 --> 00:50:33.240 align:center Uh... [mumbles] 00:50:35.240 --> 00:50:37.440 align:center Oh, fuck my arse! 00:50:37.440 --> 00:50:39.040 align:center Ah, fuck! 00:50:39.040 --> 00:50:40.280 align:center I know who it is. 00:50:41.480 --> 00:50:44.520 align:center Dulce. Dulce, you have to read this. It's a masterpiece. 00:50:44.520 --> 00:50:46.360 align:center Sven, who dropped this off? 00:50:46.360 --> 00:50:47.680 align:center [Sven] The bag of chains? 00:50:47.680 --> 00:50:50.440 align:center I told you, it just appeared when I was imprisoned in the toilet. 00:50:50.440 --> 00:50:53.840 align:center Uh, did they leave a note, or any details at all? 00:50:53.840 --> 00:50:57.040 align:center No, they didn't. Ooh, look out. 00:50:57.040 --> 00:50:59.240 align:center Samantha O'Fryer's having another affair. 00:51:06.480 --> 00:51:10.080 align:center Fucking bullshit! Fucking arse-fucking fuck! 00:51:12.120 --> 00:51:14.960 align:center I knew it! I knew it wasn't a souvlaki. 00:51:14.960 --> 00:51:17.680 align:center Oh, no. Sharelle! 00:51:17.680 --> 00:51:18.760 align:center [thud] 00:51:25.400 --> 00:51:27.880 align:center - You ready? - Do you have my money? 00:51:27.880 --> 00:51:28.880 align:center Of course. 00:51:31.640 --> 00:51:33.680 align:center Then you friggin bet I am, Megan. 00:51:35.680 --> 00:51:37.560 align:center OK, in this scene she tells the priest 00:51:37.560 --> 00:51:40.280 align:center that she was sprung by her husband and her teenage son, right? 00:51:40.280 --> 00:51:41.840 align:center The sixteen-year-old, Sly, 00:51:41.840 --> 00:51:43.760 align:center walked in on Samantha banging some random dude. 00:51:43.760 --> 00:51:48.240 align:center Their names are Samantha, Rick and Sly O'Fryer? 00:51:48.240 --> 00:51:49.760 align:center Yep. 00:51:49.760 --> 00:51:53.160 align:center [Sven] Samantha O'Fryer... 00:51:53.160 --> 00:51:54.400 align:center Sam O'Dwyer. 00:51:54.400 --> 00:51:56.240 align:center Oh, my God. 00:51:56.240 --> 00:51:58.480 align:center She knew about the infidelities. 00:51:58.480 --> 00:52:01.520 align:center The women of the town hate the men, don't they? 00:52:01.520 --> 00:52:03.680 align:center And she hates them the most. 00:52:03.680 --> 00:52:05.080 align:center She always has. 00:52:05.080 --> 00:52:08.320 align:center She hated Trent, she hated Gavin 00:52:08.320 --> 00:52:12.080 align:center she hated Rod, and she hated Sam the most of all. 00:52:12.080 --> 00:52:14.280 align:center She's a man-hater. 00:52:14.280 --> 00:52:16.520 align:center Sorry, babe, who hated all these men? 00:52:19.080 --> 00:52:21.920 align:center You clocked that graffiti on the Doorbell bog, didn't you? 00:52:21.920 --> 00:52:25.800 align:center Those fuckholes weren't just bullying Mike, were they? 00:52:25.800 --> 00:52:27.600 align:center How long have you been sitting on this? 00:52:27.600 --> 00:52:28.840 align:center I... I... 00:52:28.840 --> 00:52:31.840 align:center Look, I didn't think that I was right, and you were onto Mike, so... 00:52:31.840 --> 00:52:34.960 align:center Oh, oh, you didn't think you were right or you didn't want to be right? 00:52:34.960 --> 00:52:36.960 align:center You said yourself, sometimes doing the hard thing 00:52:36.960 --> 00:52:38.920 align:center means upsetting the people you care about. 00:52:38.920 --> 00:52:41.720 align:center Yes, but not everything adds up, so... 00:52:41.720 --> 00:52:43.880 align:center Number 27 on the list. 00:52:43.880 --> 00:52:46.280 align:center The night Sam died. 00:52:46.280 --> 00:52:48.480 align:center Mike gave her a speeding ticket. 00:52:55.120 --> 00:52:56.600 align:center [sighs] 00:52:56.600 --> 00:52:59.840 align:center Skye friggin O'Dwyer. 00:53:00.840 --> 00:53:03.280 align:center [Eddie] She was in Deadloch the night her Dad was murdered. 00:53:04.800 --> 00:53:06.120 align:center She lied. 00:53:10.080 --> 00:53:11.440 align:center Bum. 00:53:11.440 --> 00:53:12.480 align:center Yeah. 00:53:13.560 --> 00:53:14.560 align:center Big bum. 00:53:15.960 --> 00:53:17.960 align:center [♪ choir sings "White Rabbit"] 00:53:23.080 --> 00:53:27.280 align:center ♪ And if you go chasing rabbits ♪ 00:53:27.280 --> 00:53:31.240 align:center ♪ And you know you're going to fall ♪♪ 00:53:32.480 --> 00:53:35.200 align:center ♪ ♪ you know you're going to fall ♪♪