WEBVTT 00:35.910 --> 00:37.912 [mysterious music playing] 00:44.586 --> 00:46.629 [birds chirping] 00:56.347 --> 00:58.558 [tense music playing] 00:58.641 --> 01:00.769 [in Portuguese] We've gone as far as we can go by road. 01:01.311 --> 01:02.854 We need a boat. 01:03.688 --> 01:06.399 Should only take a few days. 01:06.483 --> 01:08.985 No, no, no. We shouldn't be here. 01:09.069 --> 01:11.237 The jungle doesn't want us here. 01:11.321 --> 01:13.156 -[rustling] -There is… 01:20.830 --> 01:22.874 [footsteps approaching] 01:37.388 --> 01:38.640 [monkey shrieks] 01:43.478 --> 01:44.687 [both breathing heavily] 01:44.771 --> 01:46.397 We have to do this. 01:47.315 --> 01:49.734 What's waiting for us will change our lives. 01:51.528 --> 01:52.362 Eh? 01:52.445 --> 01:53.446 Fine. 01:54.322 --> 01:55.406 I'll go alone. 01:55.490 --> 01:56.324 Ana. 01:56.991 --> 01:57.826 Ana! 01:58.785 --> 01:59.994 Don't do this! 02:02.997 --> 02:05.083 [ominous music playing] 02:17.303 --> 02:18.471 It's her. 02:18.555 --> 02:19.889 [adventurous music playing] 02:24.519 --> 02:25.687 [speaking Portuguese] 02:29.107 --> 02:30.817 [shouts] Get to the boat! 02:39.033 --> 02:40.785 Come on! Let's go! 02:42.829 --> 02:43.997 [in English] Hey! Stop! 02:44.497 --> 02:45.373 [in Portuguese] Take my hand! 02:45.456 --> 02:46.875 [shouting in Portuguese] 02:46.958 --> 02:49.127 [screaming frantically] 02:54.674 --> 02:56.676 [muffled scream] 02:56.759 --> 02:59.262 [spirited, upbeat music playing] 03:01.180 --> 03:02.181 [music fades] 03:03.224 --> 03:04.893 [man in English] We start tight on a full moon. 03:05.894 --> 03:08.146 Milky. Almost yellow. 03:08.229 --> 03:09.314 [ominous music playing] 03:09.397 --> 03:10.773 And we crane down 03:11.649 --> 03:16.070 to reveal an idyllic, suburban street. 03:16.779 --> 03:20.241 We float past a series of white picket fences, 03:20.325 --> 03:22.410 until we settle on a sewer grate. 03:23.494 --> 03:24.871 Pow! Flies open! 03:25.538 --> 03:28.291 Something big and scaly slithers out, 03:28.374 --> 03:31.711 fast, hungry, definitely not human, 03:31.794 --> 03:33.755 as a pulsating score kicks in. 03:34.339 --> 03:36.257 [vocalizing] 03:38.593 --> 03:41.387 [suspenseful music playing] 03:43.264 --> 03:44.766 We're on the back of the beast 03:44.849 --> 03:48.227 as it slithers menacingly towards a little blue house. 03:48.311 --> 03:49.562 [hissing] 03:51.898 --> 03:53.107 [vocalizing] 03:53.191 --> 03:54.943 [suspenseful music builds] 04:01.741 --> 04:03.409 -Wait. I'm sorry. -[music stops] 04:03.493 --> 04:06.329 This is our wedding video you're talking about? 04:06.412 --> 04:08.706 Yes, though I actually don't think of them as videos. 04:08.790 --> 04:09.791 They're more like short films. 04:09.874 --> 04:14.587 Yeah, because I'm not sure this is quite what we had in mind. 04:14.671 --> 04:16.881 Okay. I know. It's a little different than normal but-- 04:16.965 --> 04:19.884 We really liked the one you did for Karen and Bart. 04:19.968 --> 04:21.344 Oh, when they walk by the river 04:21.427 --> 04:23.680 -and jump up and high-five. -That jump was dope. 04:23.763 --> 04:25.139 And I loved that song they used. 04:25.223 --> 04:29.185 ♪ I don't want to wait For our lives to be over ♪ 04:29.269 --> 04:33.147 ♪ I want to know right now How does it feel ♪ 04:33.231 --> 04:36.025 -[bride] You know it. Yeah. -Um, guys. Uh, here's the thing. 04:36.109 --> 04:39.112 I really like you guys. And you said you're horror fans, 04:39.195 --> 04:41.239 and I'm like, "I love horror so much." 04:41.322 --> 04:44.075 And I thought this could be special. You know what I mean? 04:44.158 --> 04:46.703 This is a film you're gonna watch for the rest of your lives. 04:46.786 --> 04:48.830 But this isn't a film, Doug. 04:48.913 --> 04:50.123 This is a wedding video, 04:50.206 --> 04:52.667 and we want one where they do a little jump. 04:52.750 --> 04:54.919 -[groom] Yeah. -[dad] Now, can you do that for us or not? 04:57.463 --> 05:01.259 [vocalizing] 05:02.010 --> 05:03.344 Okay. 05:03.428 --> 05:06.472 And do you mind if I'm doing warm-ups? It's… I-Is it okay? 05:06.556 --> 05:08.474 Oh, yeah. I've seen much crazier. 05:08.558 --> 05:09.726 Okay, good. 05:09.809 --> 05:12.103 Does it sound better to say my line, 05:12.186 --> 05:15.231 "His vision is blurry, which could suggest…" 05:15.315 --> 05:18.443 or, "His vision is blurry, which could suggest…" 05:18.526 --> 05:20.403 Or I could… You know what? I could even do, like, an accent. 05:20.486 --> 05:22.405 -I could do just… -I think you just should do it 05:22.488 --> 05:23.906 the way you auditioned it, honey. 05:23.990 --> 05:25.116 -Yeah. -Yeah. 05:25.199 --> 05:26.325 It's been a while since I booked anything, 05:26.409 --> 05:28.828 -Mm-hmm. -and I just want it to go well. 05:28.911 --> 05:30.246 -Yeah. -I just… 05:30.330 --> 05:31.748 It's hard out there. 05:32.373 --> 05:34.042 [groans] Sorry. 05:34.125 --> 05:35.918 Doctor number three, we're ready for you. 05:36.002 --> 05:38.838 -[makeup artist] Okay, knock 'em dead. -Okay, thanks. Thank you, Donna. 05:38.921 --> 05:41.466 Hey, by the way, if you ever need anything from Lowe's, 05:41.549 --> 05:43.426 Uh, I will hook you up with my employee discount, 05:43.509 --> 05:44.719 no questions asked. 05:45.219 --> 05:46.512 -Okay? -[chuckles] Okay. 05:46.596 --> 05:48.598 [serious music playing] 05:51.309 --> 05:53.936 Thanks. Ten more ccs of tramadol. 05:54.020 --> 05:55.730 Any idea what I'm looking at here? 05:55.813 --> 05:57.398 [in British accent] He said his vision was blurry, 05:57.482 --> 06:00.693 -so, you know, that could suggest-- -Optic neuritis. 06:01.486 --> 06:02.779 -Already ruled that out. -[bell ringing] 06:02.862 --> 06:04.363 -[director] Cut. -[assistant director] That's a cut! 06:04.447 --> 06:06.657 [director] Hey, buddy, not sure what that accent is. 06:06.741 --> 06:08.493 Just do it normally, okay? 06:08.993 --> 06:11.120 -We're gonna go again right away. -[assistant director] Set. 06:11.204 --> 06:15.917 [speaking slowly] He said his vision was blurry, which could suggest-- 06:16.000 --> 06:18.878 [director] Cut! Say the line faster. Okay? Faster this time. 06:18.961 --> 06:21.214 [rushed] He said his vision was blurry, which could suggest-- 06:21.297 --> 06:23.674 Cut! Jesus, I think we gotta fire this guy. 06:23.758 --> 06:25.468 Can we get somebody else in here? 06:26.135 --> 06:29.097 ["Have You Ever Seen the Rain? (John's version)" by John Fogerty playing] 06:39.232 --> 06:42.527 ♪ When it's over, so they say ♪ 06:43.027 --> 06:46.239 ♪ It'll rain a sunny day ♪ 06:46.322 --> 06:51.702 ♪ I know, shining down like water ♪ 06:55.998 --> 07:02.255 ♪ I wanna know Have you ever seen the rain? ♪ 07:04.048 --> 07:05.258 ♪ I wanna know ♪ 07:05.341 --> 07:06.300 [phone chimes] 07:06.384 --> 07:10.221 ♪ Have you ever seen the rain? ♪ 07:10.304 --> 07:14.183 [man] Griff, it's Doug. I just ran into your mom at the supermarket. 07:14.267 --> 07:16.102 She said you booked a big gig today. 07:16.853 --> 07:17.728 I'm proud of you, bud. 07:17.812 --> 07:20.064 Everyone in Buffalo misses you. 07:20.148 --> 07:22.608 I love you. Come visit, man! 07:23.734 --> 07:24.569 -[knocks] -[gasps] 07:24.652 --> 07:25.903 Jesus, Jerry. 07:25.987 --> 07:27.572 -[exhales heavily] -[Jerry] Doug, what is this thing about… 07:27.655 --> 07:29.574 there's some kind of sewer monster? 07:30.366 --> 07:31.450 Oh, boy. 07:32.952 --> 07:34.454 [sighs] Doug. 07:35.580 --> 07:39.584 Look, I get that this is not what you dreamed about when you were a kid. 07:40.126 --> 07:42.253 But dreams, they go. Huh? 07:42.336 --> 07:44.255 Now, I'll be retiring soon. 07:44.338 --> 07:47.884 And, Doug, it is only a matter of time before all this is yours. 07:48.426 --> 07:49.427 -Really? -Yeah. 07:49.510 --> 07:51.804 Look around. Take it all in. 07:52.889 --> 07:54.182 And imagine. 07:55.975 --> 07:58.936 If you do it right, it's a pretty sweet setup we got here. 07:59.020 --> 08:02.732 This is a B, and maybe even a B+ life we're talking about. 08:04.859 --> 08:05.693 Hmm. 08:05.776 --> 08:08.946 [Doug's wife] Are you sure you don't wanna do anything for your birthday? 08:09.447 --> 08:11.699 You used to make me celebrate your half-birthdays. 08:12.283 --> 08:14.744 -[Doug chuckles] -Let's go get a beer. 08:15.369 --> 08:17.038 Or something. 08:17.121 --> 08:17.955 [gasps] 08:18.039 --> 08:20.416 Maybe we just watch that new mountain climbing doc. 08:20.500 --> 08:23.461 About the lady that falls to her own death? 08:23.961 --> 08:25.046 Yeah. 08:25.630 --> 08:29.759 Fine, we can do the one about the free diver in the Maldives. 08:29.842 --> 08:32.428 Who drowns? Jesus Christ, Doug. 08:32.511 --> 08:34.722 I don't know. Let's just take a gummy and go to bed early. 08:34.805 --> 08:36.515 [all] Surprise! 08:36.599 --> 08:38.142 -[cheering] -[upbeat music playing] 08:38.226 --> 08:40.144 Oh, my God, Malie. No! 08:40.228 --> 08:42.980 Oh, yes. Yes, you love a good, big birthday party. 08:43.064 --> 08:44.649 Dad, should've seen your face. 08:44.732 --> 08:46.567 -You knew about this? -It was my idea. 08:46.651 --> 08:48.569 -Buddy, take my coat, please. Thank you. -Okay. 08:48.653 --> 08:49.946 Hey! How are you? 08:50.029 --> 08:52.949 -Yeah. Happy birthday! -Jesus, Kenny. My back! 08:53.032 --> 08:55.368 -I'm sorry. -No! That's not… 08:55.451 --> 08:57.828 The actual lotion. The actual basket. 08:57.912 --> 08:59.622 "It puts the lotion in the basket"? 08:59.705 --> 09:01.582 -eBay, buddy. -Dude, that is sick! 09:01.666 --> 09:03.626 Yeah, no, that is actually sick. 09:03.709 --> 09:04.835 Oh! 09:04.919 --> 09:08.339 -Happy birthday, Dougie. -Thanks for making the trek, Claire. 09:08.422 --> 09:10.883 You know I love Buffalo this time of year. 09:10.967 --> 09:13.511 The slush, the hypothermia. 09:13.594 --> 09:14.804 What's up? No Trent? 09:14.887 --> 09:15.721 No Trent. 09:16.222 --> 09:17.348 Ever again, in fact. 09:17.890 --> 09:20.059 -He started banging his dental hygienist. -Ugh. 09:20.142 --> 09:22.979 Anyway, tonight is all about you, baby. 09:23.062 --> 09:24.647 -It's about me. -It's about you. 09:25.147 --> 09:27.108 [gasps, then laughs] 09:27.817 --> 09:30.403 You came! Here you are. Oh, my God. 09:30.486 --> 09:31.487 Oh, it's been too long, pal. 09:31.571 --> 09:33.948 It's so good to see you. It has been way too long. 09:34.031 --> 09:35.032 Happy birthday. 09:35.116 --> 09:36.742 Thank you for coming out here. 09:36.826 --> 09:39.954 -Think I'm gonna miss this? Never. -Oh. We got a lot of catching up to do. 09:40.037 --> 09:45.710 Many years ago, a group of young, passionate artists had a vision. 09:45.793 --> 09:51.465 It was a vision that's not particularly original or even, uh, good 09:51.549 --> 09:53.509 -[guests chuckle] -but it was theirs. 09:53.593 --> 09:56.929 And so they made that vision a reality. 09:57.430 --> 09:59.557 And, without further ado, 09:59.640 --> 10:04.145 I present to you a completely unrestored print 10:04.770 --> 10:07.607 of 13 year old Doug McCallister's masterpiece… 10:08.941 --> 10:09.817 The Quatch. 10:09.900 --> 10:10.735 [gasping] 10:10.818 --> 10:12.862 What? I thought we lost all the copies of that! 10:12.945 --> 10:13.946 -No way. -Nope. 10:14.030 --> 10:16.824 I found it in my mom's garage. It was stuck in the player. 10:16.907 --> 10:19.243 Are we sure this is okay for the kids to watch? 10:19.327 --> 10:20.536 Who gives a shit? 10:20.620 --> 10:22.330 Mrs. Brown had us bleep the swears 10:22.413 --> 10:23.664 so we could show it at the school assembly. 10:23.748 --> 10:24.874 Yeah, which didn't make much sense 10:24.957 --> 10:27.543 because we were very clear about it being R-rated. 10:27.627 --> 10:30.171 -Happy birthday, pal. -[laughs] This isn't happening. 10:30.254 --> 10:32.089 [Griff] Oh, it's happening. Here we go. 10:32.173 --> 10:33.174 [laughs] 10:33.799 --> 10:34.884 -God. -Here, sit. 10:34.967 --> 10:37.094 Oh, I'm gonna kill you. [gasps] 10:37.178 --> 10:38.179 [guests laugh] 10:40.056 --> 10:42.224 -I haven't changed a bit. -[all laughing] 10:42.975 --> 10:44.518 Holy mother******! 10:44.602 --> 10:47.772 -Oh! Hot on the trail! -[young Griff] Look at the grass! 10:47.855 --> 10:50.274 -Look out for the quatch. -[guest] Here we go. 10:50.358 --> 10:53.861 Before you ******* strike me, I need to ******* ask you one ******* thing. 10:54.403 --> 10:56.530 You got some ******* bite left? Or you all ******* bark? 10:56.614 --> 10:57.782 [Doug] Boom! 10:57.865 --> 11:00.034 Damn, we'd been watching a lot of Scorsese. 11:00.534 --> 11:02.578 We didn't quite have the ear for it, did we? 11:02.661 --> 11:05.456 -I need to tell you something. -What is it? 11:05.539 --> 11:08.501 [young Claire] That I love you. I've always loved you. 11:08.584 --> 11:10.294 And I always ******* will. 11:10.378 --> 11:11.796 [young Griff] I ******* love you too. 11:11.879 --> 11:13.756 Now, kiss me, woman. 11:13.839 --> 11:14.882 [guests chuckle] 11:14.965 --> 11:17.968 So much charisma. Already, you had it. 11:18.052 --> 11:20.554 I still can't believe I let Doug talk me into doing that. 11:20.638 --> 11:22.348 What are you talking about? It was your idea. 11:23.933 --> 11:24.809 [guests chuckling] 11:24.892 --> 11:25.935 [Doug] Yeah! 11:26.560 --> 11:28.687 -It's coming for us. -[young Claire] We're trapped. 11:28.771 --> 11:30.940 [young Kenny] What the hell are we gonna do? 11:31.023 --> 11:32.483 -[Claire] No! -[Doug] Yes. 11:33.025 --> 11:35.486 Oh, my God. We're all gonna die! 11:35.569 --> 11:38.114 [dramatic music playing on TV] 11:39.448 --> 11:41.075 This is where it gets real. 11:41.158 --> 11:43.869 Not on my watch, mister. 11:43.953 --> 11:45.371 -[gunshot] -[explosion] 11:45.454 --> 11:47.164 -Boom! -Yeah! 11:47.248 --> 11:49.041 -Yeah! -Yeah! 11:49.125 --> 11:50.418 [guest] Amazing! 11:51.752 --> 11:53.129 [guest] So good! 11:54.588 --> 11:56.048 Whoo! 11:58.467 --> 12:01.387 That's probably the best birthday gift I've ever received. 12:01.470 --> 12:03.806 -I didn't even know it existed. -Well, I'm giving it to you. 12:03.889 --> 12:05.850 Plus the TV 'cause you can't get it out. 12:06.892 --> 12:08.060 -Yay! -Yes! 12:11.814 --> 12:15.109 -It was right after, you know… -Right after senior year of college. 12:15.192 --> 12:18.487 Yes, that's when Anaconda came out. Remember? We saw it like 30 times. 12:18.571 --> 12:20.448 Put it right there alongside the classics. 12:20.531 --> 12:22.408 Totally. How about that cast? Come on. 12:22.491 --> 12:25.995 -JLo, Ice Cube, Owen Wilson, Stoltz. -Oh, for sure. 12:26.078 --> 12:27.288 I mean, it's a murderers' row. 12:27.371 --> 12:32.126 Plus, that snake was like a metaphor for our lives at that moment. 12:34.295 --> 12:36.505 Like, how life is coming at you, you know, 12:36.589 --> 12:39.467 hunting you and forcing you, like, 12:39.550 --> 12:40.718 off your… 12:41.594 --> 12:43.804 like your parents' health insurance and stuff. 12:46.891 --> 12:48.601 -I don't know… -[Doug] No, that's true. 12:48.684 --> 12:50.019 -Yeah, that's… -It was like that. 12:50.102 --> 12:51.270 -[Claire] That's right, Kenny. -Whatever. 12:51.353 --> 12:53.856 How about that, uh, accent by Jon Voight? 12:53.939 --> 12:55.441 -[laughter] -How about that? That was a choice. 12:55.524 --> 12:58.486 [imitating Jon Voight] "They wrap around you until you get the privilege 12:58.569 --> 13:00.571 -of hearing your bones break -Bones break… 13:00.654 --> 13:06.494 [all] …before the power of embrace causes your veins to explode!" 13:07.161 --> 13:08.162 Sorry. 13:10.789 --> 13:12.166 I have the rights to Anaconda. 13:14.710 --> 13:15.586 What? 13:16.086 --> 13:17.838 I have the rights to Anaconda. 13:19.340 --> 13:25.429 Yeah. Apparently, the movie was based on a novel by some dead Japanese guy. 13:25.513 --> 13:28.807 And my agent introduced me to his widow. 13:29.350 --> 13:34.480 Unbelievably, she was such a fan of the four episodes that I did on SWAT 13:34.563 --> 13:36.690 -Who isn't? -that she gave me the rights. 13:36.774 --> 13:39.777 [chuckles] Dude. So, what are you gonna do with them? 13:39.860 --> 13:41.487 Uh, well, not me. 13:42.821 --> 13:43.989 Us. 13:45.199 --> 13:48.077 We're gonna reboot the thing. Indie-style. 13:48.160 --> 13:51.413 Three weeks, run-and-gun in the Amazon. 13:51.497 --> 13:52.498 Skeletal crew. 13:52.581 --> 13:55.668 Claire, you and I can star. Kenny, you shoot it. Doug, you direct. 13:55.751 --> 13:58.295 Huh? Come on. What do you say? 13:58.379 --> 14:00.714 I mean, it's a wonderful idea in theory, but… 14:00.798 --> 14:04.051 I'm in! I can get time off from work. 14:04.134 --> 14:05.761 Yes, you can, Kenny. Sweet! 14:05.844 --> 14:09.431 Kenny, what are you talking about? You're in? He's not… No. He's not in. 14:09.515 --> 14:12.851 He says one thing and you're in already. You're going to the Amazon. 14:12.935 --> 14:15.479 -He's not in. -What do you say, Claire? 14:15.563 --> 14:17.106 -I… I just… -Come on. 14:17.189 --> 14:18.983 I don't know if I'm in the right headspace 14:19.066 --> 14:20.234 -Of course you are. -with the divorce. 14:20.317 --> 14:22.152 Of course you're not in the right headspace. 14:22.236 --> 14:24.196 That's the best headspace. Are you kidding me? 14:24.280 --> 14:27.533 Come on, it's like Eat Pray Love and… shit. 14:27.616 --> 14:28.617 Come on. 14:29.410 --> 14:31.370 You know what? I'm in. 14:31.453 --> 14:33.872 -What? Really? -Yes! Sweet. 14:33.956 --> 14:36.292 Yeah. I mean, my life is totally shit anyway so… 14:36.375 --> 14:38.210 -God, I'm so happy to hear that. -Hmm. 14:38.294 --> 14:40.880 I mean, not that your life is shit, but that you're in. 14:40.963 --> 14:43.048 Besides, as soon as Doug says yes, 14:43.132 --> 14:44.925 we'll probably need you to finance this whole thing. 14:45.009 --> 14:46.427 -What? -[mouthing] Thank you. 14:46.510 --> 14:47.553 Doug? 14:48.512 --> 14:50.973 [gentle music playing] 14:51.807 --> 14:53.851 Griff, I'm sorry. 14:54.476 --> 14:58.230 I got responsibilities. I got Malie, Charlie, my job. 14:58.314 --> 15:00.900 I know. Making wedding videos. 15:00.983 --> 15:02.401 Films. Right. 15:03.027 --> 15:04.653 It's a good life, you know? 15:05.237 --> 15:07.031 It's a B, B+ life. 15:08.198 --> 15:09.700 B, B+ life? 15:11.243 --> 15:12.411 It's a good life. 15:14.079 --> 15:15.456 Do you remember when we were kids 15:15.539 --> 15:17.124 and we would stay up till four in the morning, 15:17.207 --> 15:19.793 hanging out in your mom's basement watching horror movies? 15:20.502 --> 15:22.171 Scaring the shit out of ourselves. 15:22.254 --> 15:24.423 Texas Chainsaw on, like, repeat. 15:24.506 --> 15:27.009 Now we have the chance to make one ourselves. 15:27.843 --> 15:30.679 Dude, it's what we dreamed about ever since we were little kids. 15:32.473 --> 15:33.641 I hear ya. 15:34.642 --> 15:36.852 But we're not kids anymore, Griff. 15:37.478 --> 15:38.812 I'm sorry. 15:41.106 --> 15:42.816 Yeah. I know. All right. 15:43.817 --> 15:44.860 I just… 15:45.778 --> 15:46.904 I get it. I do. 15:47.863 --> 15:49.031 I get it. 15:54.578 --> 15:56.872 Still watching The Quatch. 16:00.084 --> 16:01.251 [chuckling] 16:02.419 --> 16:04.505 Charlie, why don't you go check on those cookies? 16:04.588 --> 16:07.716 [sighs] Okay, but I'm pausing it, so… 16:08.300 --> 16:09.301 don't touch it. 16:10.386 --> 16:12.471 Gonna need some ice-cold milch with that. 16:12.554 --> 16:13.806 [Charlie] You got it. 16:15.015 --> 16:16.517 -What are you doing? -What? 16:16.600 --> 16:17.935 Just go make the movie. 16:18.018 --> 16:19.311 Malie. 16:19.395 --> 16:21.939 Come on. Every time you watch this thing, you light up. 16:22.022 --> 16:25.109 Like I haven't seen you light up in a long time. 16:25.192 --> 16:28.612 So what? I'm supposed to chase some Hollywood fantasy I had as a kid? 16:28.696 --> 16:30.906 Waste a bunch of money and time, and for what? 16:30.990 --> 16:33.158 In the end, what's it gonna change? 16:35.786 --> 16:36.787 Okay. 16:38.372 --> 16:39.206 Okay. 16:39.707 --> 16:40.708 Okay. 16:43.127 --> 16:45.671 [upbeat music playing on video] 16:47.423 --> 16:50.467 -[bride and groom chuckling] -[bride] We hope you come to celebrate… 16:50.551 --> 16:51.510 [groom] As we become… 16:51.593 --> 16:52.970 [both] The Hansons! 16:54.555 --> 16:56.432 Holy shit. 16:57.850 --> 16:59.393 ["I Don't Want to Wait" by Paula Cole playing] 16:59.476 --> 17:00.519 [sighs] 17:00.602 --> 17:05.733 ♪ I don't want to wait For our lives to be over ♪ 17:05.816 --> 17:08.235 ♪ I want to know right now ♪ 17:08.318 --> 17:10.487 -♪ What will it be? ♪ -[Doug] ♪ …What will it be? ♪ 17:11.739 --> 17:16.368 ♪ I don't want to wait For our lives to be over ♪ 17:16.452 --> 17:18.787 [yells] What am I singing? 17:18.871 --> 17:19.913 [knocking] 17:20.914 --> 17:21.915 [Griff] Hey, dude. 17:22.916 --> 17:24.001 [panting] 17:24.084 --> 17:25.377 I don't want to wait, man. 17:27.421 --> 17:30.632 Our lives could be, like… over. 17:31.133 --> 17:32.551 What… what are you talking about? 17:32.634 --> 17:36.138 The Anaconda thing. You were serious, right? 17:37.139 --> 17:38.182 Yes, very. 17:38.265 --> 17:39.683 Then let's do it. 17:40.684 --> 17:42.686 Let's reboot Anaconda. 17:43.395 --> 17:45.397 Yes! Yes. 17:45.481 --> 17:48.484 ["Baby Got Back" (Kris Malinin X Mophonics Remix) playing] 17:56.366 --> 17:58.494 ♪ My anaconda don't ♪ 18:03.832 --> 18:05.834 ♪ My anaconda don't ♪ 18:06.752 --> 18:09.922 All right, budget-wise, soup to nuts, what does it cost to get this thing made? 18:10.005 --> 18:13.801 I figure we need three weeks of shooting. Some VFX, some SFX, 18:13.884 --> 18:17.096 a riverboat, a riverboat captain, travel to and from a jungle, 18:17.179 --> 18:20.849 and a gigantic real snake, preferably a rental. 18:20.933 --> 18:22.434 -Rental, copy. -[Doug] All in, 18:22.518 --> 18:24.436 two, two-and-a-half million dollars. 18:24.520 --> 18:26.146 [whistles] That sounds right. 18:26.230 --> 18:30.526 We've approved a loan for you for up to… 18:30.609 --> 18:32.402 $9,400. 18:32.486 --> 18:33.737 Yes! 18:33.821 --> 18:36.532 I've revised the budget down to… 18:36.615 --> 18:37.950 $43,000 all in. 18:38.033 --> 18:39.326 That sounds more right. 18:39.409 --> 18:41.328 [Doug] Now, the film does have to be scary, right? 18:41.411 --> 18:45.207 Terrifying. But it can't just be about a giant snake killing people. 18:45.290 --> 18:46.542 -Exactly. -You know? 18:46.625 --> 18:48.669 It has to be about something, right? 18:48.752 --> 18:49.753 Right. 18:50.629 --> 18:51.588 I mean… 18:52.381 --> 18:53.423 -Themes. -Themes. 18:54.133 --> 18:55.175 Come on. 18:55.259 --> 18:56.969 -Like grief. -What about revenge? 18:57.052 --> 18:59.638 In terms of themes, that's like one of the top ones. 18:59.721 --> 19:01.598 -Oh, my God. I got a good one. -Hit me. 19:01.682 --> 19:03.517 Intergenerational trauma. 19:03.600 --> 19:05.686 [scoffs] I love intergenerational trauma. 19:05.769 --> 19:07.396 Who doesn't love intergenerational trauma? 19:07.479 --> 19:09.690 -It's the best. -We're onto something here. 19:11.233 --> 19:12.609 [music ends] 19:13.861 --> 19:15.863 [breathes deeply] 19:17.823 --> 19:19.241 This is a masterpiece. 19:19.783 --> 19:21.493 You're a goddamn genius. I love it. 19:21.577 --> 19:22.995 -Don't change a word. -Not a word. 19:23.078 --> 19:25.372 Dude, you killed it. It's scary, emotional, funny when it needs to be. 19:25.455 --> 19:27.833 -Romantic. -Dude, thank you. 19:27.916 --> 19:29.084 Hey, Doug… 19:29.877 --> 19:30.711 [exhales] 19:30.794 --> 19:34.131 I know that we had our little dustup, but… 19:35.841 --> 19:37.593 I need to shoot this film, man. 19:37.676 --> 19:38.802 [Griff] Dustup? 19:39.428 --> 19:42.848 Yeah. He fired me from the wedding video stuff 19:42.931 --> 19:45.517 'cause I got a little wasted. 19:45.601 --> 19:47.019 He knocked over the wedding cake. 19:48.061 --> 19:50.898 -But I'm dealing with it. -Like, getting sober? 19:50.981 --> 19:51.982 Yes. 19:52.065 --> 19:54.401 Well, I mean, Buffalo sober. 19:54.484 --> 19:55.402 Buffalo sober? 19:55.485 --> 19:56.820 Just beer and wine. 19:58.113 --> 19:59.740 And then some of the lighter liquors. 19:59.823 --> 20:01.742 But definitely not all of 'em. 20:03.202 --> 20:04.119 I'm proud of you. 20:05.495 --> 20:06.705 Doug? 20:06.788 --> 20:07.956 [inhales deeply] 20:08.832 --> 20:11.585 If I'm being honest, I enabled you a little bit. 20:11.668 --> 20:14.129 Of course you get a second chance. Let's do this. 20:15.047 --> 20:16.048 -Nice! -Thank you, man. 20:16.131 --> 20:17.257 [horn honking] 20:17.341 --> 20:18.717 [Malie] Car's here. 20:18.800 --> 20:22.387 And you have the mefloquine, right? You only take that once a week. 20:22.471 --> 20:25.182 -Hey, Dad. I almost forgot. -Hmm? 20:25.265 --> 20:29.227 -Talk to me. -But I got you this. 20:29.311 --> 20:30.729 What? 20:30.812 --> 20:32.064 I know. Pretty sick. 20:32.689 --> 20:35.525 "World's greatest Doug." 20:35.609 --> 20:38.195 -I thought it should say, "Dad." -Whatever, man, it's funny. 20:38.278 --> 20:40.447 -I love it. It's much better. -[Charlie chuckles] 20:42.366 --> 20:44.785 [upbeat music playing] 20:57.381 --> 20:59.174 [monkey chattering] 21:02.636 --> 21:05.055 [people chattering indistinctly in Portuguese] 21:11.603 --> 21:12.604 [sighs] 21:15.857 --> 21:17.859 [intriguing music playing] 21:17.943 --> 21:19.695 -[Doug] So it begins. -Yeah! 21:20.237 --> 21:21.446 -[Doug] Oh, yeah. -All right. 21:21.530 --> 21:22.739 -[Claire] Whoo! -Made it. 21:22.823 --> 21:25.909 -[Griff] Whoa. We're here. -[Doug] That's what I'm talkin' about! 21:25.993 --> 21:27.202 Brasília! 21:27.285 --> 21:28.120 [Kenny] Oh. 21:28.203 --> 21:30.789 So, hey, I was reading about anacondas on the plane. 21:30.872 --> 21:33.709 Basically, they wait in the water for days, 21:33.792 --> 21:36.837 stalking their prey, never moving, just waiting, 21:36.920 --> 21:38.088 and then when a prey comes… 21:38.171 --> 21:39.965 [imitates snake constricting] snatch and grab. 21:40.048 --> 21:42.759 Thousand pounds of pressure. Think you're gonna get away? You're not. 21:42.843 --> 21:45.679 Crushing you. Oxygen leaving your lungs. 21:45.762 --> 21:47.306 [imitates suffocating] 21:47.389 --> 21:48.890 Oh, God, it's terrible. 21:48.974 --> 21:51.560 -So, like in the movie Anaconda. -Yeah, exactly. 21:51.643 --> 21:53.854 -So it's real? -[passerby] Yeah, it's all real. 21:55.814 --> 21:57.607 Very real. 21:57.691 --> 21:58.984 [tense music playing] 21:59.067 --> 22:01.737 There's this story about this woman… 22:02.362 --> 22:03.363 God bless her. 22:04.031 --> 22:06.533 The snake wraps around her so tight… 22:08.577 --> 22:10.203 the eyeballs just… 22:10.704 --> 22:11.747 [imitates explosion] 22:11.830 --> 22:13.707 -No. -No way. 22:13.790 --> 22:15.751 Yeah, it was my grandmother, Sylvana. 22:15.834 --> 22:16.877 Shit. 22:16.960 --> 22:20.213 Horrible grandmother. But still sad. 22:20.297 --> 22:21.506 [Kenny] Huh. 22:21.590 --> 22:22.716 I'm sorry, who are you? 22:23.425 --> 22:26.428 Oh, I'm sorry. Carlos Santiago. Yeah, you can call me Santiago. 22:26.511 --> 22:28.513 -Hey! It's Kenny. -[Santiago] Yeah, hey. 22:28.597 --> 22:31.141 -Kenny from the phone. Hey. -Kenny. Kenny, hey. 22:31.224 --> 22:33.310 -Hi. -Yeah, this is our snake handler. 22:33.393 --> 22:34.311 [Claire, Doug] Oh! 22:34.394 --> 22:36.480 -[Claire] Thank God. -He's supposed to be the best. 22:36.563 --> 22:38.315 No. "Supposed to be"? We have a joker here. 22:38.398 --> 22:40.984 No. I am the best. Yes. 22:41.068 --> 22:42.069 -Oh. That's good. -Yeah. 22:42.152 --> 22:44.237 So, welcome to Brazil. 22:45.363 --> 22:46.698 Let's meet the snake. 22:46.782 --> 22:48.784 [people chattering indistinctly] 22:48.867 --> 22:50.786 [tense music playing] 22:59.169 --> 23:01.546 [in Portuguese] Go around, we'll find her. 23:06.009 --> 23:08.386 [patrons speaking Portuguese] 23:19.231 --> 23:20.190 [music ends] 23:20.273 --> 23:23.110 [in English] When I found him, he was dying of starvation. 23:23.944 --> 23:28.240 His food supply destroyed by gold miners who put mercury in the river. 23:28.323 --> 23:31.159 -[Griff] Gold miners? -Gold mining poisons our land. 23:31.952 --> 23:34.329 Their greed almost killed my snake. 23:34.913 --> 23:36.414 -[Claire] Oh. -[Santiago] But I fed him, 23:36.498 --> 23:39.126 I nursed him back to life, 23:39.209 --> 23:42.712 and in many ways, he did the same for me. 23:42.796 --> 23:45.465 Ah, yes. A tale as old as time. 23:45.549 --> 23:47.384 Saved by a snake. [chuckles] 23:49.803 --> 23:51.138 What's your name? 23:51.221 --> 23:52.222 What's… Uh, Griff. 23:52.305 --> 23:54.474 Okay, Griff. He's not only a snake. 23:55.183 --> 23:57.310 He's my tiny giant, my friend. 23:58.270 --> 24:02.023 One of the most important creatures of the herpetological world. 24:02.649 --> 24:04.234 No, of course… I… Sure. 24:04.317 --> 24:07.070 I didn't… I wasn't trying to… I… Yes. 24:07.154 --> 24:10.240 Okay. Let me introduce you. 24:12.159 --> 24:13.660 [trunk opens] 24:13.743 --> 24:14.995 Heitor. 24:15.078 --> 24:17.873 -[Claire] Heitor? -Oh, my goodness. 24:17.956 --> 24:19.541 Hey, cutie. 24:19.624 --> 24:22.335 -Oh, no. Not cutie. -Oh, my… 24:22.419 --> 24:23.503 -[Doug] Oh… -[all exclaim] 24:23.587 --> 24:26.339 Oh, hell, yes! This thing is nuts! 24:26.423 --> 24:29.885 There are rumors of 'condas even bigger. 24:29.968 --> 24:32.470 Maybe four or five times this size. 24:33.930 --> 24:35.265 Go ahead, Kenny from the phone. 24:35.348 --> 24:38.643 Um, is it true that they regurgitate their prey? 24:38.727 --> 24:40.353 Um, sometimes. 24:40.437 --> 24:42.314 I mean, if you're lucky, 24:42.397 --> 24:45.400 you'd die right away because of [groans] suffocation. 24:46.026 --> 24:50.030 But only the unlucky ones survive. 24:50.113 --> 24:51.281 Unlucky? 24:52.991 --> 24:57.370 Yeah, because then you might actually be conscious 24:57.454 --> 25:01.208 when the snake comes back to finish you off. 25:01.875 --> 25:03.293 -[Doug] Gotcha. -[Claire] Ooh. 25:03.793 --> 25:04.753 Better to die. 25:05.587 --> 25:07.589 [tense music playing] 25:14.012 --> 25:16.681 -[Kenny] Look at that boat! -[Doug] This is money in the bank, baby. 25:23.438 --> 25:24.856 [keys jingle] 25:31.238 --> 25:33.073 -[music stops] -[patrons chattering] 25:34.115 --> 25:35.909 [tense music continues] 25:36.743 --> 25:38.203 [thuds] 25:42.457 --> 25:44.376 Hey. Let me ask you a question. 25:44.459 --> 25:46.753 -Um, our snake guy… -Mmm? 25:47.254 --> 25:49.923 Does he seem kind of batshit crazy? 25:50.006 --> 25:52.467 I mean, he's best friends with a snake. 25:52.550 --> 25:53.927 Of course he's a little quirky. 25:54.010 --> 25:55.011 -Yeah. -But I like him. 25:55.095 --> 25:55.929 -Really? -Yeah. 25:56.012 --> 25:57.013 But then again, 25:57.097 --> 25:59.140 I used up all my vacation days 25:59.224 --> 26:02.435 to come make a self-financed snake movie with you three, so… 26:02.519 --> 26:04.646 -Yeah, your judgment is really off. -My judgment is off. 26:04.729 --> 26:05.772 -Always has been. -Exactly. 26:05.855 --> 26:07.816 Anybody talk to the captain? It's time to shoot. 26:07.899 --> 26:09.985 I'll, uh, reach out again, boss. 26:10.068 --> 26:10.902 -[Doug exclaims] -[chuckles] 26:10.986 --> 26:13.071 Hi, guys. My name is Ana. 26:13.154 --> 26:14.948 I believe you spoke to my father on the phone? 26:15.573 --> 26:17.117 Bruno? That's your dad? 26:17.867 --> 26:19.077 Yeah, he sends his apologies, 26:19.160 --> 26:21.329 -but he's at the hospital. -Oh. 26:21.413 --> 26:22.706 Oh, I'm sorry. 26:22.789 --> 26:24.749 Unfortunately, you'll have to make other accommodations, 26:24.833 --> 26:27.794 'cause I need to take this boat upriver for a routine service. 26:27.877 --> 26:29.379 But I can assure you a full refund. 26:29.462 --> 26:30.422 No, wait. Wait. 26:30.505 --> 26:32.424 -Everything else is booked. -[Griff] Yeah. 26:32.507 --> 26:34.301 And… and we're gonna shoot a movie. 26:34.384 --> 26:36.011 It's a reboot of Anaconda. 26:36.094 --> 26:38.013 Technically, it's more of a reimagining, but-- 26:38.096 --> 26:39.973 It's actually more of a spiritual sequel. 26:40.056 --> 26:41.141 Good for you. 26:41.224 --> 26:43.184 -There's gotta be a way, right? -We can crew the boat. 26:43.268 --> 26:44.352 There's nothing I can do… 26:44.436 --> 26:47.731 We have dreamed of making this film together our entire lives. 26:47.814 --> 26:50.191 Please. I am begging you. 26:50.275 --> 26:52.235 -Please. -Help us find another way. 26:52.319 --> 26:54.029 -Let's do this, but fast. -[Doug] Okay. 26:54.112 --> 26:55.488 -[Claire] Yes! Let's go! -Thank you! 26:57.240 --> 26:59.617 [sweeping, adventurous music playing] 27:04.080 --> 27:06.333 [clanking, whirring] 27:16.426 --> 27:17.719 [Griff] Whoo! 27:17.802 --> 27:19.679 -Oh! -[Griff] Wow! 27:19.763 --> 27:20.764 Yes! 27:20.847 --> 27:22.766 This is so beautiful. 27:22.849 --> 27:24.768 This is amazing. It's amazing. 27:26.811 --> 27:28.938 -Looks exactly… Ooh, look! -[Doug laughs] 27:30.648 --> 27:31.941 -Kenny? -[Kenny] Yeah, bud? 27:32.025 --> 27:34.027 -How did you find this boat? -Cocktail, anyone? 27:34.110 --> 27:35.987 -[Griff] Nice! -[Doug] Ah! 27:36.071 --> 27:37.238 [Kenny] It's a computer. 27:39.407 --> 27:40.533 Yes! 27:43.745 --> 27:45.789 [in Portuguese] I want a list of all the boats 27:45.872 --> 27:47.957 that left the marina in the last three hours. 27:49.042 --> 27:50.126 Now! 27:50.960 --> 27:52.337 [drawer opens] 27:55.673 --> 27:57.050 [guitar playing] 27:57.550 --> 27:58.968 -[all laughing] -[glass clinking] 27:59.052 --> 28:00.178 -[Griff] Uh-oh. -[Claire] Oh. 28:00.261 --> 28:02.389 [Doug in English] One more thing, you guys, before we go to bed. 28:02.472 --> 28:04.015 We got a big day tomorrow. 28:04.516 --> 28:08.311 If you remember, we had a tradition on all our films. 28:08.395 --> 28:10.188 The night before we started shooting, 28:10.271 --> 28:12.607 -we'd say a prayer to the movie gods, -[Griff] Mm-hmm. 28:13.108 --> 28:16.027 asking them to basically not screw us over, 28:16.111 --> 28:19.322 and for the first time ever, may they listen. 28:19.406 --> 28:20.949 -Come on, to the movie gods. -Yes. 28:21.032 --> 28:22.075 [glasses clinking] 28:22.158 --> 28:23.159 [Doug chuckles] 28:23.243 --> 28:24.494 [all chattering indistinctly] 28:24.577 --> 28:26.579 [epic music playing] 28:36.923 --> 28:38.383 [Kenny] All right. We're rolling. 28:38.466 --> 28:41.261 Anaconda, scene 15, take one. Slap it. 28:41.344 --> 28:42.804 Bella! 28:44.013 --> 28:47.100 -What the hell are you still doing here? -I've come to take you home. 28:47.183 --> 28:50.103 It's time you stopped chasing this mythical snake. 28:50.895 --> 28:53.148 And what if I'm not prone to giving up? 28:53.231 --> 28:54.899 I didn't see you filming there. 28:55.483 --> 28:56.818 What are we doing? EPK? 28:56.901 --> 28:58.903 Background, DVD, bonus stuff. 28:58.987 --> 29:02.741 The Anaconda is a story of an intrepid biologist played by Claire, 29:02.824 --> 29:08.371 who hires an unhinged snake tracker played by Griff, 29:08.455 --> 29:11.166 to hunt down and kill a giant, mythical 'conda 29:11.249 --> 29:12.459 that ate her entire family. 29:12.542 --> 29:15.420 Come and get me, you goddamn snake! 29:15.503 --> 29:17.714 And on a deeper level, it's about chasing your dreams. 29:17.797 --> 29:23.178 And camera set, push-ups good, and action! 29:23.261 --> 29:24.596 What's it like shooting with Doug again? 29:24.679 --> 29:26.181 He and I are best friends. 29:26.264 --> 29:27.599 Worked together our whole lives. 29:27.682 --> 29:29.517 I went out to LA, and he was gonna come out. 29:29.601 --> 29:32.270 We were gonna be a partnership, and he didn't do it. 29:32.353 --> 29:34.439 Griff and I planned to work together in LA, 29:34.522 --> 29:36.608 but, uh, you know, life intervened. 29:36.691 --> 29:38.568 But it doesn't matter, 'cause now we're together 29:38.651 --> 29:41.404 and now we're back, we're making this, and it's as it should be. 29:41.488 --> 29:43.198 I am the insects. 29:43.281 --> 29:44.157 [Claire shrieks] 29:44.240 --> 29:46.910 The anaconda moves slow and steady. 29:46.993 --> 29:48.077 Sometimes it goes fast. 29:48.161 --> 29:50.663 Snake POV, RD. Take one. 29:51.414 --> 29:53.249 No. No, it's not working. 29:53.333 --> 29:55.919 Snake POV, the right way. Take two. 29:56.711 --> 29:59.464 Sometimes he goes from above in the trees, 29:59.547 --> 30:01.591 sometimes from below in the water. 30:01.674 --> 30:05.803 The toothpick, it unlocked a couple of aspects of this character for me. 30:05.887 --> 30:07.013 There's something there. 30:09.808 --> 30:10.642 Ah! 30:10.725 --> 30:13.102 Why would I be nervous about doing a love story with Griff? 30:13.186 --> 30:14.312 You guys used to date. 30:14.896 --> 30:16.231 That was a long time ago. 30:16.314 --> 30:17.482 A little bit of chaos 30:17.565 --> 30:19.192 is part of the ingredients. 30:19.943 --> 30:21.069 [grunts, groans] 30:21.152 --> 30:23.071 [epic music continues] 30:25.740 --> 30:27.909 -[shrieks] -[Doug] Maybe look at each other. 30:27.992 --> 30:29.994 This might be the last time you look at each other. 30:30.078 --> 30:32.038 You'd think you'd be a little nicer to the guy 30:32.121 --> 30:33.915 who's out here to save your life. 30:33.998 --> 30:35.208 You're an *******. 30:35.833 --> 30:36.834 [laughs] 30:37.460 --> 30:38.461 Yeah. 30:39.295 --> 30:41.089 And a PhD. 30:44.467 --> 30:45.885 And cut. 30:45.969 --> 30:48.847 -Great stuff, guys. We got it. -Whoo-hoo! 30:48.930 --> 30:51.766 Should we go one more time? You wanna try it again? 30:51.850 --> 30:53.434 No. I'm good if you're good. 30:53.518 --> 30:54.811 Let's go one more time. 30:58.189 --> 31:00.149 [animals chirping in distance] 31:00.233 --> 31:02.235 [gentle music playing] 31:02.819 --> 31:06.698 -The chemistry between you two is… -Yeah? 31:06.781 --> 31:08.992 -Like we were right back in high school. -[chuckles] 31:09.075 --> 31:10.535 When you looked up at her… 31:10.618 --> 31:11.703 Well, that's 'cause of your note. 31:12.203 --> 31:13.955 About taking the beat right before you did it? 31:14.038 --> 31:15.874 Yeah, yeah. It made the scene. 31:16.499 --> 31:17.709 I tell you… [sighs] 31:18.209 --> 31:20.587 I-I never felt like this on SWAT. 31:20.670 --> 31:22.880 I mean, granted I was only in a couple of episodes, 31:22.964 --> 31:24.924 but it was never collaborative. It was never fun. 31:25.008 --> 31:26.092 Not… [scoffs] 31:26.175 --> 31:27.468 Not like this. This, uh… 31:28.052 --> 31:30.346 -This is-- -Like we were back on Quatch? 31:32.223 --> 31:33.891 Yeah. [chuckles] 31:34.767 --> 31:35.768 Yeah. 31:42.108 --> 31:43.776 [Doug] Do you guys have chupacabra? 31:44.527 --> 31:46.863 [Claire] Ooh. That looks so good. 31:47.697 --> 31:48.740 Mm-mmm. 31:48.823 --> 31:50.950 Hey, so, one script thing. 31:51.451 --> 31:53.911 I was thinking, at the midway point, 31:53.995 --> 31:57.832 instead of, uh, talking the bad guy out of it, 31:57.916 --> 31:58.958 what if… 31:59.459 --> 32:00.918 Claire's character… 32:02.378 --> 32:03.504 headbutts him? 32:04.005 --> 32:05.673 Sorry. Headbutts him? 32:06.382 --> 32:07.425 Headbutts him. 32:07.508 --> 32:09.510 Or, or… 32:10.803 --> 32:11.804 we both do. 32:11.888 --> 32:13.306 -Double headbutt. -[Claire scoffs] 32:13.389 --> 32:15.558 -Come on. It's kinda revolutionary. -Double headbutt. 32:15.642 --> 32:17.060 That is super revolutionary. 32:17.143 --> 32:19.103 Why is that super revolutionary? 32:19.187 --> 32:21.272 Well, i-it's never been done. 32:21.356 --> 32:24.776 Jesus Christ. This is a beautiful scene with real stakes, Doug. 32:24.859 --> 32:26.194 Feel free to weigh in here. 32:26.277 --> 32:27.654 Nah, I hear you. I do. 32:27.737 --> 32:30.281 And, as always, I trust your instincts on this. 32:32.200 --> 32:34.369 But a double headbutt is pretty revolutionary. 32:34.452 --> 32:37.538 Right? It is… It's very revolutionary. Yes. 32:37.622 --> 32:39.290 -There's no denying it. -[Kenny] None! 32:39.374 --> 32:42.377 Oh, come on, Claire. Is the problem that you don't know how to headbutt? 32:42.460 --> 32:44.754 Why would I not know how to headbutt? 32:44.837 --> 32:47.048 [Griff] We're not born with these skills. We learn them along the way. 32:47.131 --> 32:50.468 Let me show you. Tight core, breathe in, hold that breath. 32:50.551 --> 32:51.844 -[Claire] Yeah? -Hi-yah! 32:51.928 --> 32:53.346 -[Griff] And you can vocalize. -Wow. 32:54.097 --> 32:58.643 Another kind of headbutt is more unleashed, just full-on… 32:58.726 --> 33:00.144 [exclaims] Whoo! 33:00.228 --> 33:01.813 He got the arms in there. That's good. 33:01.896 --> 33:03.439 Send that shit into the goal. 33:03.523 --> 33:05.650 Or you put some Brazilian sauce on that. 33:05.733 --> 33:06.985 You know? 33:07.068 --> 33:08.820 -And you go, boom! Toma! -[Doug] Oh! 33:08.903 --> 33:10.196 -[Santiago] Toma! -Toma? 33:10.279 --> 33:11.406 Hey, I love it. 33:11.489 --> 33:12.699 Yeah, that's right. 33:12.782 --> 33:14.951 -Brazilian spice. -Yeah! 33:15.034 --> 33:17.995 If I was gonna headbutt, I would go for the bridge of the nose. 33:18.079 --> 33:20.206 -Yes. -Just crack it. Hi-yah! 33:20.289 --> 33:22.959 -Jesus! -Yes! That's it. 33:24.669 --> 33:27.463 -[Kenny] Jeez. Yeah, that's great. -And you go, "Toma! Toma!" 33:27.547 --> 33:28.381 [exclaims] 33:28.464 --> 33:31.384 -[exclaiming] -I think it's a different… Toma! 33:31.467 --> 33:33.177 -[Santiago] Toma! -[Kenny] Yeah, toma! 33:33.261 --> 33:34.721 [all chattering excitedly] 33:34.804 --> 33:35.805 [Griff] Goddamn! 33:36.597 --> 33:37.598 [creaking] 33:37.682 --> 33:39.684 [ominous music playing] 33:55.491 --> 33:56.492 [Doug snoring] 34:18.389 --> 34:19.390 [gasps] 34:21.142 --> 34:22.268 [breathing heavily] 34:22.351 --> 34:23.186 [gasps] 34:23.269 --> 34:25.313 -[hisses] -[shrieks] 34:27.065 --> 34:30.151 I'm sorry, but how could this happen, huh? 34:30.234 --> 34:32.028 Kenny, I thought you said this guy was a pro. 34:32.111 --> 34:32.945 That's what he said, 34:33.029 --> 34:35.531 but he hasn't provided us with a certificate. 34:35.615 --> 34:37.784 You fixed the crate, right? It's taken care of? 34:37.867 --> 34:41.537 My thing. My job. Under control. All good. 34:42.413 --> 34:46.584 My Heitor, he's a beautiful, intelligent, smart, sexy creature. 34:47.502 --> 34:49.670 He does exactly what I command. 34:50.463 --> 34:53.549 And I would never let anything happen 34:53.633 --> 34:58.304 to you or the crazy one, or her, or her, or this "actor" here. 34:58.387 --> 35:00.765 -What the… -So have a good night. 35:02.642 --> 35:07.772 May the sounds of the forest be the music of your dreams. 35:10.483 --> 35:11.651 Jesus… 35:12.151 --> 35:13.611 Man, he's a poet. 35:15.113 --> 35:17.115 [mysterious, rhythmic music playing] 35:27.542 --> 35:29.919 Okay. Actors, on your marks. 35:30.711 --> 35:32.213 Santiago, is Heitor ready? 35:32.296 --> 35:33.965 Yes, Heitor is always ready. 35:34.048 --> 35:36.509 Heitor is ready, and action! 35:36.592 --> 35:38.594 [suspenseful music playing] 35:41.222 --> 35:42.515 -[whimpers] Cut, please. -[music stops] 35:43.766 --> 35:46.894 -Um, cut? All right, cut. Yeah. -Yeah, I jus… Sorry. I need a little… 35:46.978 --> 35:48.354 Kenny, do you mind if I… 35:48.437 --> 35:50.648 Santiago, take five. Heitor, five. 35:51.440 --> 35:53.317 -Hey. Wow, that thing, it's really… -Hey. 35:53.401 --> 35:56.362 It's huge when you see it up close and personal like that. 35:56.445 --> 35:57.655 Majestic creature. 35:57.738 --> 35:59.740 But I just was wondering… 35:59.824 --> 36:04.495 I throw myself in front of the snake to kind of protect Claire's character, 36:04.579 --> 36:05.746 -right? -Correct. 36:05.830 --> 36:09.667 Is there any value in not doing that? 36:10.168 --> 36:11.377 What? No. 36:11.460 --> 36:14.380 -No, no, he sacrifices himself for her. -Yeah. Of course. 36:14.463 --> 36:16.799 -It caps his arc. It's so important. -Right. Right. 36:16.883 --> 36:20.011 -And also, dude, it's totally safe. -Yeah. 36:20.094 --> 36:22.847 -Santiago has Heitor under control. -Okay. 36:22.930 --> 36:26.017 -You've got nothing to worry about. -Yeah… Yeah. 36:26.100 --> 36:28.060 -We're good. You're good. -Yeah. Okay. 36:28.144 --> 36:29.854 -Okay. -All right, let's do this. 36:29.937 --> 36:31.314 All right, take it from the top. 36:33.065 --> 36:34.108 Back to one. 36:35.276 --> 36:38.362 Santiago, Heitor? Action! 36:39.488 --> 36:40.489 Go! 36:41.490 --> 36:44.410 I'm not leaving! Not without you, Derek. 36:44.493 --> 36:47.538 This thing's got me. The world's depending on you. 36:47.622 --> 36:49.582 I'm depending on you. 36:49.665 --> 36:52.293 Goddamn it! I love you, Derek van Hoyle! 36:52.376 --> 36:55.212 It's just… I can't… [groans] 36:55.296 --> 36:58.382 -Put your face right up next to the snake. -I don't like this. 36:58.466 --> 37:00.718 -I don't want to do it anymore. -Get a tiny bit closer. 37:00.801 --> 37:02.553 Get closer. He's friendly. 37:02.637 --> 37:05.389 -I think you got it, dude! -No, I don't quite have it! 37:05.473 --> 37:07.934 -Doug, you got the shot! You got the shot! -Hold it! Just a couple more beats. 37:08.017 --> 37:10.269 This is gold! Just give me one more second! 37:10.353 --> 37:12.480 One inch closer to your face! 37:12.563 --> 37:14.899 -Get it right up in there! -[hissing] 37:14.982 --> 37:17.151 -You're a hero! No! -[exclaims] 37:17.234 --> 37:18.945 -[splashing] -No! 37:21.739 --> 37:24.533 [somber music playing] 37:24.617 --> 37:28.246 [inaudible] 37:38.547 --> 37:41.884 [slowed down] Oh, shit. 37:46.138 --> 37:48.808 I know you think this is strange. 37:50.601 --> 37:54.355 A grown man getting emotional over some dead snake. 37:54.438 --> 37:55.481 [whimpers] Jesus. 37:56.065 --> 37:57.275 But I loved him, 37:58.234 --> 38:01.112 and he loved me back, whatever way he could. 38:02.071 --> 38:04.407 [groaning] 38:04.490 --> 38:06.909 God. No! 38:06.993 --> 38:08.202 [Kenny crying] 38:08.286 --> 38:09.912 Why is Kenny crying? 38:10.663 --> 38:12.373 [kissing] 38:12.456 --> 38:13.541 [Griff] Ugh! 38:13.624 --> 38:16.335 Hey. I don't want you here. Not for this! 38:16.419 --> 38:17.545 He tried to murder me. 38:18.087 --> 38:19.088 -Griff? -What? 38:19.171 --> 38:21.841 -Let the man grieve. -You murdered my friend. 38:21.924 --> 38:23.217 Just get out of my face. 38:23.301 --> 38:26.262 -What… Where am I supposed to go? -Griff! Go! Just move! 38:26.345 --> 38:27.346 Fine! 38:35.396 --> 38:37.356 [dramatic music playing] 38:44.947 --> 38:47.241 [fire roars] 38:48.617 --> 38:53.706 ♪ Go in peace, my friend ♪ 38:56.083 --> 39:01.505 ♪ May the divine snakes welcome you ♪ 39:01.589 --> 39:05.092 ♪ My dear friend ♪ 39:05.801 --> 39:09.305 -[Claire] ♪ Snakedy snake ♪ -♪ Snakedy snake, yeah ♪ 39:09.388 --> 39:12.850 [all] ♪ Snakedy snake ♪ 39:12.933 --> 39:16.729 ♪ May the divine snakes ♪ 39:16.812 --> 39:21.233 ♪ Welcome you, welcome you… ♪ 39:22.068 --> 39:23.527 [in Portuguese] What do you see? 39:24.695 --> 39:27.656 They're doing some sort of weird snake funeral. 39:28.449 --> 39:30.493 Snake funeral? 39:31.285 --> 39:33.788 -[loud thump] -[water sloshing] 39:37.750 --> 39:39.794 [faint singing] 39:53.766 --> 39:54.725 [radio static crackles] 39:54.809 --> 39:58.020 Sorry, I thought I heard something. 39:59.730 --> 40:02.274 [breathing heavily] 40:15.955 --> 40:17.665 [singing continues] 40:17.748 --> 40:19.667 -[sharp, loud hiss] -[screams] 40:19.750 --> 40:20.793 [man] Timo? 40:22.837 --> 40:23.921 Timo! 40:26.340 --> 40:33.222 ♪ Although we've come To the end of the road ♪ 40:33.305 --> 40:37.768 ♪ Still, I can't let go ♪ 40:37.852 --> 40:40.771 -[in English] No. Not you. No. Just-- -I know, I'm sorry… I don't mean-- 40:40.855 --> 40:43.274 -I'm not trying to disturb you. -Just leave me alone. 40:43.357 --> 40:44.817 I'm sorry for your loss. 40:44.900 --> 40:47.736 I know you don't believe me, but it's true. I really am. 40:47.820 --> 40:52.032 A friend of mine died once too, and it hurts. 40:53.909 --> 40:54.952 Was it a snake? 40:55.744 --> 40:56.829 Was it a snake? 40:58.330 --> 40:59.540 No. 40:59.623 --> 41:03.461 It was just a… human person. 41:03.544 --> 41:04.753 Oh. 41:04.837 --> 41:06.213 Yeah, still sad, right? 41:07.673 --> 41:10.801 Totally. Anyway, I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 41:11.886 --> 41:12.887 Beer? 41:13.762 --> 41:17.683 Well, I have my pills here, but, yeah. Let's mix it up. 41:17.766 --> 41:22.354 A few commercials, TV. Did a few episodes of SWAT. 41:22.855 --> 41:24.398 -Oh! SWAT? -Yeah. 41:24.482 --> 41:25.482 I like that one. 41:25.566 --> 41:29.904 I swear, I even had the last line-- Thanks. 41:29.987 --> 41:31.322 The last-- Thanks. 41:31.405 --> 41:33.782 -Last line of season three. -So, what happened? 41:33.866 --> 41:36.869 Well, the producers decided that they didn't really need that character, 41:36.952 --> 41:38.454 so they got rid of me. 41:39.580 --> 41:43.000 I mean, it's only been going about eight or nine more seasons. 41:44.460 --> 41:45.461 They don't deserve you. 41:45.544 --> 41:47.630 -[scoffs] -Yeah, you're a star. 41:50.007 --> 41:52.509 -Thank you. -Yeah. You've been in movies? 41:53.093 --> 41:56.013 -I'm in an industrial… -You know what movie I like? 41:56.096 --> 41:58.599 -What? -The Legend of Bagger Vance. 41:58.682 --> 41:59.767 [exhales] 41:59.850 --> 42:02.895 -You should do a movie like that. -Man, I wish. 42:02.978 --> 42:03.938 Yeah. 42:05.564 --> 42:08.067 -I like you. -I like you too. 42:08.150 --> 42:09.360 -You know what? -What? 42:09.443 --> 42:12.529 I'll get a new snake for your movie now. 42:12.613 --> 42:13.781 -Really? -Yes. 42:13.864 --> 42:15.866 Oh, my God. Thank you so much. 42:15.950 --> 42:17.993 Yeah. You come with me, of course. 42:19.495 --> 42:20.329 What? 42:22.831 --> 42:25.459 [Griff] Should we be in here? Maybe we should head back. 42:30.130 --> 42:32.258 -[water sloshes] -What was that? 42:32.883 --> 42:33.968 What was that? 42:34.051 --> 42:35.553 [shushing] 42:36.595 --> 42:37.471 Listen. 42:38.514 --> 42:39.723 There are snakes around here. 42:40.224 --> 42:41.350 I can feel it. 42:42.643 --> 42:43.769 [Griff] What does it feel like? 42:44.687 --> 42:47.648 I don't know. It's just very snaky. 42:47.731 --> 42:49.608 What's… It's snaky? 42:52.027 --> 42:53.195 Ah. 42:54.530 --> 42:56.532 [eerie music playing] 42:57.157 --> 43:00.452 They hear from vibrations on the ground. 43:02.580 --> 43:04.373 Every step we take, 43:05.499 --> 43:07.751 drawing them closer. 43:09.253 --> 43:11.630 And when the jungle goes quiet… 43:15.092 --> 43:17.052 that's when you know they're close. 43:24.893 --> 43:25.894 [Santiago] Yeah. 43:29.523 --> 43:32.526 [eerie music continues] 43:34.320 --> 43:36.947 Hey, maybe we should go back to the boat, huh? 43:37.031 --> 43:39.325 Think it'd be a good idea to go back to the boat. Let's go back to the boat. 43:41.243 --> 43:42.453 [whispering] Santiago. 43:43.245 --> 43:44.288 Santiago. 43:45.664 --> 43:46.790 [shouting] Santiago! 43:46.874 --> 43:48.959 [eerie music builds] 43:49.043 --> 43:50.336 [animal squawking] 43:50.961 --> 43:52.046 Nope. 43:52.129 --> 43:54.715 -[gasping, panting] -[eerie music rises] 43:55.549 --> 43:56.550 [music fades] 44:04.975 --> 44:06.977 [menacing music playing] 44:11.273 --> 44:13.275 [flare crackles] 44:15.027 --> 44:16.487 Where are you? 44:18.238 --> 44:22.117 -[screaming] -[menacing music intensifies] 44:28.957 --> 44:29.958 [music fades] 44:34.171 --> 44:36.924 Hey. Have you seen Santiago? I don't think he's come back. 44:37.007 --> 44:41.011 -Back? From what? -We went out to go get a new snake. We-- 44:41.095 --> 44:43.597 You went to find a snake in the middle of the night? 44:43.681 --> 44:46.100 Yeah, we need one for the movie. It was dark. We got separated. 44:46.183 --> 44:47.101 It was crazy out there. 44:47.184 --> 44:48.602 -Griff, Griff, Griff, Griff. -What? 44:48.685 --> 44:51.772 You went out in the middle of the night to find a juicy snake in the jungle? 44:51.855 --> 44:53.482 You know what that's called? 44:54.525 --> 44:55.526 Producing. 44:56.402 --> 44:59.029 -Really? -I guarantee he will be back 44:59.113 --> 45:03.575 with a giant snake, and you and I are making movies. 45:03.659 --> 45:06.453 You're right. Santiago's a pro. He'll be fine. 45:06.537 --> 45:08.372 If he's not back soon, we'll go look for him. 45:08.914 --> 45:11.959 [Portuguese music playing over stereo] 45:16.171 --> 45:17.548 [music stops] 45:31.645 --> 45:34.356 Thank you very much, Santiago. 45:37.860 --> 45:40.154 Guys, it's been over an hour. I have to go find him. 45:40.821 --> 45:41.822 Well, you're not going alone. 45:41.905 --> 45:44.241 Yeah, we're definitely coming with you. It's safer that way. 45:44.324 --> 45:46.410 [Kenny chuckles] Have you guys tried this thing? 45:47.286 --> 45:52.583 It's like a warm bowl of soup but… [laughs] but in chair form. 45:53.333 --> 45:54.668 [Kenny] Yeah, man. Chairs. 45:55.627 --> 45:57.171 They, like, hold you, man. 45:58.172 --> 46:00.257 They literally have arms, right? 46:02.009 --> 46:03.719 [chuckles] Oh, wow. 46:04.344 --> 46:06.138 Like when your parents are gone… 46:09.349 --> 46:11.101 we still have chairs, you know? 46:13.020 --> 46:14.938 The hell are you talking about? 46:15.439 --> 46:17.149 Let's go find Santiago. 46:17.232 --> 46:19.109 Let's get a snake for our snake movie. 46:19.193 --> 46:21.236 Yeah, Santiago! Let's go! 46:21.320 --> 46:22.571 [animals chittering] 46:22.654 --> 46:24.531 [tense music playing] 46:28.785 --> 46:32.080 [whispering] Hey, what direction are we headed in? 46:32.623 --> 46:33.790 Um… 46:34.500 --> 46:35.709 Like, that way. 46:36.251 --> 46:38.795 Wait. Kenny, are you high right now? 46:38.879 --> 46:40.923 Yeah, but I'm good. I already peaked. 46:41.006 --> 46:42.299 Jesus Christ, Kenny. 46:42.382 --> 46:43.884 We're completely lost. 46:46.470 --> 46:48.805 Wait. You guys, this way. 46:49.389 --> 46:51.183 It looks like an old camper van. 46:52.684 --> 46:54.686 [tense music continues] 47:06.031 --> 47:07.032 [sighs] 47:07.658 --> 47:08.534 [walkie-talkie bleeps] 47:08.617 --> 47:10.202 [in Portuguese] Ana is not on the boat. 47:10.285 --> 47:12.037 I need you to search the area. 47:13.121 --> 47:15.666 The men are scared to go deeper into the jungle. 47:16.416 --> 47:18.460 [man] I don't care, we have to find her. 47:23.632 --> 47:24.633 [Griff in English] What is that? 47:24.716 --> 47:27.344 [Kenny chuckles] Oh, maybe Santiago's sleeping in there. 47:27.844 --> 47:28.679 [Doug] Hola. 47:28.762 --> 47:29.930 [animals chittering] 47:31.223 --> 47:32.266 [Doug] Whoa. 47:33.308 --> 47:36.270 Looks totally abandoned. Anybody home? 47:37.187 --> 47:38.188 [Claire sighs] 47:42.317 --> 47:43.860 Maybe some food and water. 47:43.944 --> 47:45.404 Yeah. We could stay here. 47:45.487 --> 47:46.613 At least tonight. 47:51.910 --> 47:55.122 Oh, man, there's gotta be snacks in here. 47:56.373 --> 47:57.457 [rustling nearby] 47:57.958 --> 47:58.959 [shushes] 48:02.671 --> 48:04.715 [rustling] 48:04.798 --> 48:06.800 [suspenseful music playing] 48:10.512 --> 48:12.055 [Ana breathes shakily] 48:18.228 --> 48:20.230 [all breathing shakily] 48:23.442 --> 48:25.235 -[all scream] -Oh, my God. 48:25.319 --> 48:26.361 -[Kenny] Oh, God. -Santiago! 48:26.445 --> 48:27.613 [Claire] Oh, God. 48:27.696 --> 48:29.323 -[Doug gasps] -[Kenny] Dang! 48:30.324 --> 48:31.908 That's where that guy went! 48:31.992 --> 48:33.827 Oh, my God. What is out there? 48:33.910 --> 48:35.829 [suspenseful music continues] 48:35.912 --> 48:36.913 [growling] 48:43.420 --> 48:45.047 [Claire breathes shakily] 48:45.130 --> 48:47.132 -[Ana] We gotta go now! -Okay. Go, go, go. 48:47.215 --> 48:48.717 -Let's get out of here. -Let's go, let's go. 48:48.800 --> 48:50.886 -We can't let it crush the van. -Crush the van? 48:50.969 --> 48:52.554 -It's not working. -[engine sputtering] 48:52.638 --> 48:53.722 -It's not-- -What? Damn it! 48:53.805 --> 48:55.474 -It's a camper van, probably! -Oh, God! 48:55.557 --> 48:57.684 It's got a split… a split-charge battery. 48:57.768 --> 49:00.145 The relay probably popped off. It's underneath the hood. 49:00.228 --> 49:01.563 Kenny, can you fix it? 49:01.647 --> 49:03.940 Usually I could fix it, yes, but I'm having-- 49:04.024 --> 49:07.152 I'm still having some visual problems because of the… [chuckles] 49:07.235 --> 49:08.654 You did it to me again. 49:08.737 --> 49:13.367 You did it on the wedding video and now you're wasted off your ass again. 49:13.450 --> 49:14.868 I'm really sorry, boss. 49:14.951 --> 49:18.664 [groans] Buffalo sober. You're Buffalo sober. 49:18.747 --> 49:19.748 Do you have any more? 49:19.831 --> 49:21.917 Griff, please can you fix it? 49:22.000 --> 49:23.919 I think I'm better suited to be our wheel man. 49:24.002 --> 49:26.046 What are you talking about? I've always been a better driver than you. 49:26.129 --> 49:27.130 No, you've been a safer driver. 49:27.214 --> 49:29.299 I passed the driver's test on my first try. 49:29.383 --> 49:30.717 You took three times. 49:30.801 --> 49:32.219 Yeah, but that was 'cause of yield. 49:32.302 --> 49:34.012 I didn't know. Now I know what that is. 49:34.096 --> 49:36.306 Oh, my God. We're gonna die. 49:36.390 --> 49:37.641 [breathes heavily] 49:38.475 --> 49:39.518 Sorry. 49:41.311 --> 49:42.312 I'll just fix it. 49:42.396 --> 49:44.398 [suspenseful music playing] 49:57.703 --> 49:59.663 [breathes shakily] 50:08.463 --> 50:09.464 [hood clicks open] 50:10.632 --> 50:11.758 [hood creaking] 50:18.223 --> 50:19.224 [creaks] 50:20.934 --> 50:22.394 [breathes shakily] 50:33.405 --> 50:35.115 [suspenseful music continues] 50:50.297 --> 50:51.590 [hood thuds, clatters] 50:52.758 --> 50:53.759 [Claire breathes shakily] 50:54.342 --> 50:56.261 -[engine starts] -[growling] 50:57.971 --> 50:58.805 [screams] 50:58.889 --> 51:00.098 -Doug! -Go, go, go! 51:01.224 --> 51:02.809 Let me get up. Hey, wait! Stop! Stop! 51:03.310 --> 51:05.645 Griff, where are you going? Don't leave without me! 51:05.729 --> 51:06.730 [grunts] 51:07.606 --> 51:08.732 [deep, menacing growl] 51:08.815 --> 51:09.941 Oh, shit! 51:11.067 --> 51:12.736 [groans, cries] 51:12.819 --> 51:15.697 You saw it, right? What was that? They're not supposed to get that big. 51:15.781 --> 51:19.034 Oh, God. It was like a dinosaur. [screams] 51:19.117 --> 51:20.869 [intense music playing] 51:20.952 --> 51:22.120 [engines revving] 51:22.913 --> 51:23.914 Hey! 51:26.708 --> 51:28.627 Hey, maybe we can ask these guys for help. 51:28.710 --> 51:29.544 -Hey! -Hey! 51:29.628 --> 51:31.838 -We have to stop. -Do not stop the car. 51:31.922 --> 51:33.256 Ana, what is going on? 51:33.340 --> 51:36.218 They're illegal gold miners who patrol the jungles around here. 51:36.301 --> 51:37.677 These guys are dangerous. 51:37.761 --> 51:40.597 They'll kill anyone who crosses into their territory. 51:40.680 --> 51:43.600 -Oh, shit. They're trying to kill us. -[Griff] F***! 51:43.683 --> 51:45.227 [Doug] Why are they shooting at us? 51:45.310 --> 51:46.978 -[gunshot] -[Griff exclaims] 51:47.062 --> 51:48.688 [Claire] Griff, can't you drive any faster? 51:50.398 --> 51:51.566 Whoa! 51:51.650 --> 51:53.360 Whoa, whoa. Ana, what are you doing? 51:53.443 --> 51:54.277 [Ana grunts] 51:54.361 --> 51:55.403 Whoa! 51:55.487 --> 51:56.780 [Ana grunting] 51:57.405 --> 51:59.908 -[Doug] Kenny, are you getting this? -[Kenny] Yes! 52:01.243 --> 52:02.577 Keep rolling! 52:04.538 --> 52:05.622 [Ana groans] 52:05.705 --> 52:07.874 Griff, faster. 52:09.334 --> 52:10.252 [exclaims] 52:11.169 --> 52:12.504 Only one left. 52:12.587 --> 52:14.256 [groaning] 52:15.131 --> 52:16.299 [tires squeal] 52:18.051 --> 52:19.261 [door slides open] 52:19.344 --> 52:21.346 [suspenseful music playing] 52:27.811 --> 52:29.521 [breathing heavily] 52:36.194 --> 52:38.154 -Where is she? -[gasps] Oh, my God. 52:38.238 --> 52:39.239 Where is she? 52:39.322 --> 52:40.323 [music ends] 52:42.367 --> 52:44.202 Who? Who do… who do you mean? 52:44.286 --> 52:45.745 I know there's someone else here. 52:45.829 --> 52:49.124 -So, where is she? -[Ana exclaims] 52:53.420 --> 52:54.379 Let's go, come on. 52:55.005 --> 52:56.089 We gotta go. Fast. 52:56.172 --> 52:58.091 [Claire breathing heavily] 52:58.174 --> 53:00.093 Look, I can get you guys out of here. 53:00.176 --> 53:02.304 All we need to do is keep heading north. 53:02.804 --> 53:06.016 There's a small airport about a day and a half from here. 53:06.099 --> 53:07.183 You can get us home? 53:07.684 --> 53:09.519 -[Ana] Yes. -Get us home. 53:09.603 --> 53:10.896 I think we gotta call it. 53:11.479 --> 53:14.232 Man, we've got such good stuff, and we're so close. 53:14.733 --> 53:17.777 Really? We're going home? 53:17.861 --> 53:18.862 [Doug] Buddy, I know. 53:18.945 --> 53:20.947 I don't wanna go home empty-handed either. 53:21.615 --> 53:23.742 But we came out here to make Anaconda, 53:24.743 --> 53:25.952 and now we're in it. 53:26.453 --> 53:27.495 [mumbles] 53:27.996 --> 53:29.414 [tapping on table] 53:29.497 --> 53:30.540 Yeah. 53:34.336 --> 53:35.462 I'm sorry. 53:41.217 --> 53:42.302 [sighs] 53:49.434 --> 53:50.518 [exhales deeply] 53:50.602 --> 53:52.604 [epic music playing] 54:12.707 --> 54:13.875 [exhales deeply] 54:14.542 --> 54:17.796 Guys, emergency meeting. 54:17.879 --> 54:19.839 Cast and crew only. Kenny, sit down. 54:19.923 --> 54:21.675 -[Kenny] What is that? -New pages. 54:21.758 --> 54:23.468 We have some time before the next port 54:23.551 --> 54:27.847 and I had an idea last night that I think is just too damn good not to shoot. 54:27.931 --> 54:30.642 Doug, everybody's pretty burnt, man. 54:30.725 --> 54:32.894 Just hear me out. I'm begging you please, Kenny. 54:32.978 --> 54:34.980 -All right. Sorry, boss. -[Doug] Thank you. 54:35.063 --> 54:37.941 What if you two, on your way to find the anaconda, 54:38.024 --> 54:41.069 ran into a total badass on an incredible quest? 54:41.152 --> 54:43.321 Oh. That's interesting. 54:43.405 --> 54:46.825 Let me guess, to expose illegal gold miners? 54:46.908 --> 54:49.869 -Bingo. Exactly. -Raises the stakes. 54:49.953 --> 54:51.955 And while they're hunting down this mythical snake, 54:52.038 --> 54:53.957 they actually end up fighting the real villain. 54:54.624 --> 54:55.625 An even bigger snake. 54:55.709 --> 54:58.128 -Man. -Oh, yeah. Yes. 54:58.211 --> 54:59.421 Man. 54:59.504 --> 55:00.922 I like this. 55:01.464 --> 55:02.298 This is good. 55:02.382 --> 55:05.593 And if we add this element, it does make the movie much bigger. 55:06.136 --> 55:08.722 Like, now, it's about something. 55:10.849 --> 55:11.725 Themes. 55:12.392 --> 55:14.310 Themes. [chuckles] 55:15.270 --> 55:16.312 Uh… 55:19.774 --> 55:20.859 Uh-huh. 55:20.942 --> 55:22.152 Yeah. 55:22.235 --> 55:24.029 Okay, guy… You know what, guys? 55:24.112 --> 55:26.656 I-I-I didn't wanna say anything before, but… 55:28.867 --> 55:30.535 this thing might be an Awards play. 55:31.327 --> 55:32.328 [Claire gasps] 55:32.412 --> 55:35.290 I mean, the Academy loves social horror. 55:35.373 --> 55:36.458 -Right? -[Griff] Yeah. 55:37.876 --> 55:41.296 Dude, you could be the white Jordan Peele. 55:41.796 --> 55:44.132 [sighs] I was thinking the same thing. 55:47.594 --> 55:49.304 We've been through so much, you guys. 55:50.055 --> 55:51.514 Let's finish this movie. 55:53.933 --> 55:55.268 I'm in. 55:55.351 --> 55:56.519 -Let's do it. -[Griff] Yeah. 55:56.603 --> 56:01.983 Oh. Who are you gonna get to play this new, awesome character? 56:04.319 --> 56:05.612 [exclaims in Portuguese] 56:05.695 --> 56:07.280 [Kenny] Ow! [groaning] 56:08.073 --> 56:09.157 [speaking Portuguese] 56:09.240 --> 56:11.201 And cut. Yes! 56:11.284 --> 56:12.744 -[Ana] Was it good? -That's what I'm talking about. 56:12.827 --> 56:13.661 -Nice. -[Kenny] Yeah. 56:13.745 --> 56:16.039 -You sure you've never acted before? -I swear. 56:16.122 --> 56:17.832 Some of the best acting I've ever seen. 56:18.541 --> 56:21.002 -You're a natural. You're incredible. -[Ana] Thank you. 56:21.086 --> 56:22.712 Take five. Next up, we got 72. 56:23.630 --> 56:27.008 -Guys, you see what I'm saying? -Yeah. 56:27.092 --> 56:28.676 -She's incredible, right? -Yeah. 56:28.760 --> 56:30.845 Hey… a-a question, though. 56:30.929 --> 56:35.141 If… if she saves us, it doesn't really give my character anything to do. 56:35.225 --> 56:36.267 Yeah. 56:36.351 --> 56:40.396 This was supposed to be the moment where my character starts falling for Derek, 56:40.480 --> 56:44.400 so he needs to do something heroic, you know? Unselfish. 56:44.484 --> 56:47.028 I don't know, you guys, this just feels like her moment, 56:47.112 --> 56:49.155 she actually did it in real life. 56:49.739 --> 56:52.283 But good news, I'm gonna shoot all the rest on her 56:52.367 --> 56:53.701 so you guys have the day off. 56:54.828 --> 56:55.995 See you later. 56:57.122 --> 56:58.623 Take the day off. 56:59.999 --> 57:01.167 Huh. 57:01.251 --> 57:03.211 [gentle music playing] 57:07.048 --> 57:10.677 [Claire] This is our movie, Griff, and he's just cutting us out. 57:10.760 --> 57:12.595 [Griff] Yep. Welcome to show business, baby. 57:12.679 --> 57:15.890 You're not in it unless you're getting screwed over by your friends. 57:15.974 --> 57:16.975 [chuckles] 57:17.475 --> 57:18.560 Yeah. 57:20.562 --> 57:24.107 You ever wake up and wonder what the hell have I done with my life? 57:24.691 --> 57:27.485 -[chuckling] Oh, yeah. Like, every day. -Mmm. 57:27.569 --> 57:30.071 Hey, at least you had the guts to go after what you wanted. 57:30.155 --> 57:32.031 -No. -You think I wanted to go to law school? 57:32.532 --> 57:34.325 What have I got to show for it though, huh? 57:34.409 --> 57:35.285 You know what I have? 57:35.785 --> 57:39.372 I have a terrible apartment and a 74 year old roommate. 57:41.040 --> 57:44.377 [sighs] Sometimes I go to Trader Joe's just to feel air conditioning. 57:46.045 --> 57:47.297 You at least have a career. 57:49.048 --> 57:50.800 I mean, what do I have to show for it? 57:52.260 --> 57:55.138 I've got no family. No career. 57:56.181 --> 57:57.807 Never done anything that matters. 57:58.516 --> 57:59.559 No nothing. 58:00.268 --> 58:01.269 [sighs] 58:01.978 --> 58:03.188 It's never too late. 58:11.488 --> 58:12.405 [knocking on door] 58:12.489 --> 58:14.073 [Doug] Griff, I know you're in there. 58:14.157 --> 58:15.408 Let's make a movie. 58:16.784 --> 58:17.994 [Griff groans] 58:18.786 --> 58:19.871 Ugh. 58:19.954 --> 58:20.955 Hola, amigo. 58:21.039 --> 58:23.875 Jesus. Come on, get dressed. We've got a packed day. 58:23.958 --> 58:25.543 What are you talking about? I am dressed. 58:25.627 --> 58:27.587 I'm dressed really… very nicely. 58:27.670 --> 58:29.547 All right. Can you just take a cold shower? 58:29.631 --> 58:30.965 We gotta film, like, now. 58:31.049 --> 58:32.967 Here's an idea. You know what you should call the movie? 58:33.468 --> 58:35.595 Ana-conda. Get it? 58:36.095 --> 58:37.972 Ana-conda, 'cause of Ana. 58:38.056 --> 58:39.974 Can you just get in costume? 58:40.058 --> 58:42.185 Man, you know what? You wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for me. 58:42.894 --> 58:44.771 Without me, you'd still be stuck in Buffalo 58:44.854 --> 58:47.148 shooting your bullshit wedding videos. 58:47.232 --> 58:49.025 [breathes heavily] Films. 58:49.108 --> 58:50.944 Yeah, you can tell yourself that. 58:51.027 --> 58:53.821 My God, you know what? I… I… I vouched for you too. 58:53.905 --> 58:56.115 Even the rights holders, they're like, "Who is this guy?" 58:56.199 --> 58:57.784 I said, "Trust me. He's good." 58:57.867 --> 58:59.661 [boat approaching] 58:59.744 --> 59:00.703 What is that? 59:04.624 --> 59:06.125 [announcer] Attention, all crew. 59:06.209 --> 59:09.504 Let's get prepped for scene 85, location Bravo. 59:09.587 --> 59:10.964 Five minutes. 59:11.047 --> 59:12.382 [Claire] Are they making a movie? 59:12.465 --> 59:14.133 [announcer] Five minutes to arrival. 59:14.217 --> 59:17.428 Excuse me, are you guys shooting a movie? 59:17.512 --> 59:19.597 We're doing a reboot of Anaconda. 59:20.431 --> 59:21.391 [Doug] Come again? 59:21.975 --> 59:23.434 [crew member] A reboot of Anaconda. 59:23.518 --> 59:24.727 Anaconda? 59:25.228 --> 59:27.397 -Like, Ice Cube Anaconda? -Yeah. 59:27.480 --> 59:29.107 Sony is rebooting it. 59:29.649 --> 59:32.068 I know. No new ideas. 59:32.777 --> 59:34.779 [tense music playing] 59:46.082 --> 59:47.417 That's weird. 59:49.627 --> 59:51.004 So, let me get this straight. 59:51.629 --> 59:54.132 You don't have the rights to Anaconda? 59:55.383 --> 59:56.384 No, well, I… 59:57.594 --> 59:58.886 Not legally. 59:59.596 --> 01:00:02.598 And you've never owned the rights to Anaconda? 01:00:05.476 --> 01:00:07.061 I mean, who owns Anaconda? 01:00:07.145 --> 01:00:09.939 Sony. Sony owns Anaconda. 01:00:10.023 --> 01:00:11.065 Yeah, no, no, I know. I know. 01:00:11.149 --> 01:00:14.193 I mean, like, you know, like, in the larger sense. 01:00:14.277 --> 01:00:16.654 Why would you tell us that you had the rights 01:00:16.738 --> 01:00:19.240 to the goddamn Anaconda franchise 01:00:19.324 --> 01:00:24.120 when you very much don't have the rights to the goddamn Anaconda franchise? 01:00:24.203 --> 01:00:26.873 Do we… r-really even need the rights? 01:00:26.956 --> 01:00:28.499 Really? I mean, like, who gives a shit? 01:00:30.501 --> 01:00:32.128 -About IP? -Yeah. 01:00:32.211 --> 01:00:34.380 Literally everyone. [chuckles] 01:00:34.464 --> 01:00:37.175 That's what big movies are! That's why we're here! 01:00:37.258 --> 01:00:40.094 -You think that's why we're here? -Yes, that's why we're here! 01:00:40.178 --> 01:00:41.554 We almost died! 01:00:41.638 --> 01:00:45.516 We're out in the middle of the goddamn jungle for a lie! 01:00:45.600 --> 01:00:47.143 I had to lie! 01:00:48.019 --> 01:00:50.104 I had to lie to you! You wouldn't have come otherwise! 01:00:50.188 --> 01:00:52.023 You wouldn't… None of you would have-- 01:00:52.106 --> 01:00:54.776 -[groans] Bullshit! -[Griff] Not bullshit. 01:00:54.859 --> 01:00:57.111 It's why you never came to LA with me in the first place, 01:00:57.195 --> 01:01:00.156 even though we had a whole plan to work together. 01:01:00.239 --> 01:01:03.201 Your whole life, you've just… it's been dictated by fear. 01:01:05.119 --> 01:01:06.120 Griff, 01:01:07.747 --> 01:01:08.706 you're fired. 01:01:09.499 --> 01:01:11.167 -What? -[Doug] You're fired. 01:01:14.212 --> 01:01:15.296 No. No, I'm not. 01:01:15.380 --> 01:01:17.090 You can't fire me. You know why? 01:01:17.840 --> 01:01:19.634 Because I quit already. 01:01:20.593 --> 01:01:21.427 Last night. 01:01:24.931 --> 01:01:26.349 I just didn't tell anybody yet. 01:01:27.475 --> 01:01:28.476 So… 01:01:31.020 --> 01:01:33.606 Too bad for you, I guess, because I already quit. 01:01:33.690 --> 01:01:35.692 [tense music continues] 01:01:48.538 --> 01:01:49.997 Griff, wait! 01:01:50.915 --> 01:01:52.667 Where are you even gonna go? 01:01:52.750 --> 01:01:54.168 To find the Anaconda boat. 01:01:54.252 --> 01:01:55.586 Maybe they can help me get home. 01:01:55.670 --> 01:01:57.922 Just think about this. It's not safe. 01:01:58.005 --> 01:01:59.382 That's a tiny boat. 01:01:59.465 --> 01:02:01.300 There's a giant snake out there. 01:02:04.137 --> 01:02:05.638 Please don't do this. 01:02:08.641 --> 01:02:09.809 Griff. 01:02:14.564 --> 01:02:16.566 [epic music playing] 01:02:37.170 --> 01:02:38.963 [music fades] 01:02:52.477 --> 01:02:53.519 JLo? 01:02:54.103 --> 01:02:55.146 Ice Cube? 01:02:56.814 --> 01:02:59.776 Jon Voight? Are you in this one? 01:02:59.859 --> 01:03:00.902 [woman screaming] Help me! 01:03:00.985 --> 01:03:02.278 Help me, man! Help me! 01:03:02.361 --> 01:03:03.613 -Hey! -Help me! 01:03:03.696 --> 01:03:05.823 -It's okay. It's okay. -Help! Help me! 01:03:05.907 --> 01:03:07.492 -Calm down. I'll come get you. -Oh, my… 01:03:07.575 --> 01:03:08.868 It's okay. You're safe. 01:03:09.368 --> 01:03:10.620 -You're safe. -Oh, thank God. 01:03:11.370 --> 01:03:13.790 -[shrieks] -Oh, shit! Oh, God! 01:03:15.166 --> 01:03:16.626 -[yelps] -[engine revving] 01:03:19.212 --> 01:03:20.213 Oh, God! 01:03:21.881 --> 01:03:25.009 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 01:03:27.678 --> 01:03:29.096 -[Claire] Doug! -Mm-hmm? 01:03:29.180 --> 01:03:31.307 Doug, what's going on? Why have we stopped? 01:03:31.390 --> 01:03:35.269 Well, Ana found a great place to shoot the next scene. 01:03:35.353 --> 01:03:36.562 -To shoot? -The next scene? What? 01:03:36.646 --> 01:03:39.315 Look. Look, okay, I know. Losing Griff was hard, 01:03:39.398 --> 01:03:41.817 but between the four of us, we can finish this film. 01:03:41.901 --> 01:03:43.194 I'm not going home empty-handed. 01:03:43.277 --> 01:03:44.904 Come on, man. Without Griff… 01:03:45.488 --> 01:03:47.114 That's not part of the plan. 01:03:47.198 --> 01:03:50.034 Well, plans change and that's part of filmmaking too. 01:03:50.117 --> 01:03:52.119 No, no, Doug, we have to go back for him. 01:03:52.203 --> 01:03:53.538 -He's not safe out there. -Yeah. 01:03:53.621 --> 01:03:55.289 Ana. We need to turn the boat around. 01:03:55.373 --> 01:03:57.124 We are not turning the boat around. 01:03:57.208 --> 01:03:58.960 Yeah, we're not turning the boat around. 01:03:59.043 --> 01:04:02.255 -Everyone off the boat now. -What's going on? 01:04:02.338 --> 01:04:03.965 [tense music playing] 01:04:04.048 --> 01:04:06.133 Ana, what are you doing? 01:04:06.217 --> 01:04:07.885 This definitely isn't the plan. 01:04:07.969 --> 01:04:09.846 Well, plans change, Doug. 01:04:09.929 --> 01:04:11.430 Isn't that filmmaking? 01:04:11.514 --> 01:04:12.348 [gun cocks] 01:04:12.431 --> 01:04:14.517 And every good film needs a bit of a twist. 01:04:15.268 --> 01:04:18.020 Everyone off the boat now! 01:04:20.565 --> 01:04:22.567 [upbeat tense music playing] 01:04:44.964 --> 01:04:46.966 [upbeat tense music continues] 01:05:01.022 --> 01:05:02.106 Oh… 01:05:10.281 --> 01:05:11.407 [Ana] To the dock. 01:05:32.595 --> 01:05:33.679 [music fades] 01:05:33.763 --> 01:05:35.306 [Kenny strains, grunts] 01:05:37.933 --> 01:05:40.144 You're gonna carry these for me back to the boat. Let's go. 01:05:40.227 --> 01:05:41.270 And then what? 01:05:42.438 --> 01:05:43.522 And then you're gonna shoot us? 01:05:43.606 --> 01:05:44.649 Now! 01:05:46.150 --> 01:05:47.234 I'm not going anywhere 01:05:47.318 --> 01:05:49.528 until you tell me what's inside these bags. 01:05:49.612 --> 01:05:51.948 You wanna look at it? Look at it. 01:05:54.492 --> 01:05:55.701 Huh. 01:05:59.664 --> 01:06:01.957 [Claire] Wait. Is… Is that… 01:06:03.626 --> 01:06:05.461 -Gold? -So you're the miner? 01:06:05.544 --> 01:06:07.338 You did all of this for money? 01:06:07.421 --> 01:06:08.506 Very quick, Claire. 01:06:09.966 --> 01:06:11.008 -[Doug exclaims] -No! 01:06:12.385 --> 01:06:14.428 I'm not gonna be part of your sick quest for-- 01:06:14.512 --> 01:06:15.680 [Kenny] Ooh! Holy shit. 01:06:15.763 --> 01:06:17.848 [in Portuguese] Drop it. Drop the gun. 01:06:18.349 --> 01:06:19.767 The gun. 01:06:21.394 --> 01:06:23.646 -Now! -Calm down. 01:06:27.566 --> 01:06:29.026 [in English] And you, don't move! 01:06:30.486 --> 01:06:31.570 [panting] 01:06:33.406 --> 01:06:34.573 I'm with the government. 01:06:34.657 --> 01:06:36.617 We track illegal gold miners. 01:06:36.701 --> 01:06:39.412 And Ana here runs one of the biggest rings in Brazil. 01:06:39.912 --> 01:06:42.415 [Ana speaking Portuguese] This gold can change your life. 01:06:42.498 --> 01:06:44.375 You think I care about gold? 01:06:44.458 --> 01:06:45.668 Don't trust anything she says. 01:06:45.751 --> 01:06:47.795 She's a liar. She's a damn liar. 01:06:47.878 --> 01:06:49.505 We're filmmakers from Buffalo. 01:06:49.588 --> 01:06:52.008 We're working on a spiritual sequel to Anaconda 01:06:52.091 --> 01:06:54.719 and I don't know if she mentioned that, but it's not just a reboot, 01:06:54.802 --> 01:06:56.595 and I kicked out my friend who had the lead, 01:06:56.679 --> 01:06:58.889 and I gave her a juicy-ass role, 01:06:58.973 --> 01:07:00.141 -and this is how she treats-- -[Kenny] Really juicy! 01:07:00.224 --> 01:07:02.852 Shut up! I don't know what you're talking about, man. 01:07:02.935 --> 01:07:04.895 Off-topic. Go, arrest her. 01:07:04.979 --> 01:07:06.022 Oh, thank God. 01:07:07.106 --> 01:07:08.065 [speaking Portuguese] 01:07:15.031 --> 01:07:17.241 [suspenseful music playing] 01:07:18.033 --> 01:07:19.285 -[gunshot] -[groans] 01:07:19.368 --> 01:07:20.453 -[gasps] -[in English] Oh, my God! 01:07:22.747 --> 01:07:24.290 Who shot me? 01:07:25.750 --> 01:07:27.168 That'd be me *******. 01:07:27.251 --> 01:07:29.962 Griff, no. He was a good guy. 01:07:30.046 --> 01:07:31.922 -I'm a good guy. -He's a cop. 01:07:32.006 --> 01:07:33.007 Look, I don't… What? 01:07:35.009 --> 01:07:36.051 I'm a good guy. 01:07:36.135 --> 01:07:38.679 Drop it. On your knees now, the four of you, facing the water. 01:07:40.514 --> 01:07:41.974 -[Kenny] Wait. I-- -Now. 01:07:42.558 --> 01:07:45.352 [snake growling] 01:07:45.436 --> 01:07:46.437 [man strains] 01:07:51.358 --> 01:07:52.651 [grunts] 01:07:56.197 --> 01:07:58.908 No, no, Ana. Don't… don't do this. 01:07:58.991 --> 01:08:00.701 [Ana] You too, Claire. On your knees, now. 01:08:00.785 --> 01:08:02.453 You don't have to be this person. 01:08:03.704 --> 01:08:06.999 I have children at home. They're ten and 13. 01:08:07.500 --> 01:08:08.501 Please. 01:08:09.001 --> 01:08:10.252 Please. 01:08:10.336 --> 01:08:12.213 Think about what you're doing to my kids. 01:08:12.296 --> 01:08:14.340 Just shut your mouth. Turn around now. 01:08:15.674 --> 01:08:16.884 [whimpers] 01:08:19.011 --> 01:08:20.095 [growling] 01:08:22.223 --> 01:08:23.390 On your knees. 01:08:24.183 --> 01:08:25.351 Now! 01:08:25.434 --> 01:08:26.852 [both grunting] 01:08:27.478 --> 01:08:29.355 -Toma! -[Doug] Toma! 01:08:29.438 --> 01:08:31.190 -Eat that shit! -[Griff] Nice! 01:08:31.273 --> 01:08:32.108 [groans] 01:08:32.191 --> 01:08:34.860 For the record, that's how you headbutt, bitch! 01:08:35.361 --> 01:08:37.112 [Ana breathes heavily] 01:08:39.532 --> 01:08:40.491 You won't do it. 01:08:40.991 --> 01:08:42.743 You don't have the balls. I know you, Claire. 01:08:42.827 --> 01:08:43.869 You don't know me. 01:08:44.370 --> 01:08:45.538 I don't even have kids. 01:08:46.580 --> 01:08:47.414 [Claire yelps] 01:08:48.124 --> 01:08:48.999 [muffled grunts] 01:08:49.875 --> 01:08:51.919 -[gasping, grunting] -[intense music playing] 01:08:53.170 --> 01:08:54.255 Jesus Christ! 01:08:54.338 --> 01:08:55.339 [Claire, Doug gasp] 01:08:57.967 --> 01:08:59.135 [muffled grunting] 01:09:00.261 --> 01:09:03.597 -[Doug pants] What a snake! -No. No, wait. Wait. 01:09:03.681 --> 01:09:05.182 I think the boat is back that way! 01:09:05.266 --> 01:09:07.309 Yeah, but so is the snake. We can't go that way! 01:09:07.393 --> 01:09:09.812 We gotta take this trail and get to the high ground. 01:09:09.895 --> 01:09:11.313 -[Doug] Wait. What's that? -[Claire, Kenny] What? 01:09:12.148 --> 01:09:13.566 -[Griff] What? -[screams] 01:09:13.649 --> 01:09:14.650 -[all scream] -Oh, shit! 01:09:15.317 --> 01:09:16.569 -[whimpering] -[Claire] Oh, my God. 01:09:16.652 --> 01:09:18.863 -Did it bite you? -Yeah, you know what, I think it bit me. 01:09:18.946 --> 01:09:20.698 -I think it got me. -Dougie, I know it hurts, 01:09:20.781 --> 01:09:23.784 but we gotta get out of here now because the snake is out there! 01:09:23.868 --> 01:09:26.829 I'm sorry, I can't move. My leg is freaking out. 01:09:26.912 --> 01:09:28.581 [cries] What are we gonna do? 01:09:29.206 --> 01:09:30.666 We're gonna have to piss on you, man. 01:09:31.333 --> 01:09:32.668 -Huh? -On the bite. 01:09:33.169 --> 01:09:34.003 It's the only way. 01:09:34.086 --> 01:09:35.588 I thought that was just jellyfish. 01:09:35.671 --> 01:09:38.257 No, no, no, no. It's all animals. 01:09:38.340 --> 01:09:39.800 -Are you sure? -Positive. 01:09:39.884 --> 01:09:41.927 Someone's gotta piss. I need one of your pisses. 01:09:42.011 --> 01:09:44.054 I'd love to be able to help out, but I'm just… 01:09:44.138 --> 01:09:47.266 I am drained, tapped, bone-dry. 01:09:47.808 --> 01:09:48.934 Claire, you wanna take care of this? 01:09:49.018 --> 01:09:50.436 I'm wearing a onesie. 01:09:50.519 --> 01:09:52.980 Kenny, we don't have time to argue about this. You're up. 01:09:53.063 --> 01:09:54.732 You know this isn't possible. 01:09:55.399 --> 01:09:56.442 Why not? 01:09:56.525 --> 01:09:57.776 Because he's… 01:09:58.819 --> 01:09:59.820 Pee shy. 01:09:59.904 --> 01:10:02.031 -Pee shy? -[Kenny] I have urinary stage fright. 01:10:02.114 --> 01:10:04.950 I haven't been able to pee in public in 35 years. 01:10:05.034 --> 01:10:06.619 My life sucks! 01:10:06.702 --> 01:10:07.703 You can do this. 01:10:08.245 --> 01:10:09.288 You have to do this. 01:10:09.914 --> 01:10:10.873 Whiz on me. 01:10:11.373 --> 01:10:13.042 -[Griff] You got it, buddy. -Okay. 01:10:13.125 --> 01:10:15.961 -[Griff] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. -Yeah. 01:10:16.045 --> 01:10:17.213 -You can do it. -You can do it. 01:10:17.296 --> 01:10:19.715 -Let it flow. -Let it flow. Yeah. 01:10:19.798 --> 01:10:21.634 Just piss on me. Come on. Whiz on me. 01:10:22.134 --> 01:10:23.844 Whiz on me. Do it. Whiz on me. 01:10:24.428 --> 01:10:26.555 You… you don't think I want to? 01:10:27.681 --> 01:10:29.767 I would love to piss all over you, man. 01:10:30.476 --> 01:10:32.019 But it's not in the cards! 01:10:32.102 --> 01:10:34.313 -Whiz on me. Now. -I can't. I'm trying. 01:10:34.396 --> 01:10:37.024 -You can do it! Whiz on me! -I'm trying my hardest! 01:10:37.107 --> 01:10:39.235 Do it, Ken! Do it, Ken. Do it. Do it. 01:10:39.318 --> 01:10:40.861 That is an order! Whiz on me now! 01:10:40.945 --> 01:10:43.197 Okay! Okay. 01:10:43.280 --> 01:10:45.282 [Griff] You got it, buddy. You do it. 01:10:45.991 --> 01:10:47.785 -There's one more problem. -What? 01:10:48.494 --> 01:10:49.912 I haven't told you about this. 01:10:50.496 --> 01:10:52.122 I can only pee sitting down. 01:10:52.206 --> 01:10:53.666 Jesus Christ! 01:10:53.749 --> 01:10:55.251 I need a chair. 01:10:57.461 --> 01:10:59.129 Come on, come on, come on. 01:10:59.880 --> 01:11:01.298 Come on, buddy. 01:11:01.382 --> 01:11:02.967 Come on, Kenny. Come on, come on. 01:11:03.050 --> 01:11:04.218 Just do it. Do it! 01:11:04.301 --> 01:11:05.844 -Come on, buddy. -[Kenny] Do it. 01:11:05.928 --> 01:11:07.054 Come on, buddy. 01:11:07.137 --> 01:11:08.639 [suspenseful music playing] 01:11:13.102 --> 01:11:13.936 [urine trickling] 01:11:14.019 --> 01:11:16.313 -Yeah! -Yeah! 01:11:16.397 --> 01:11:18.857 -Yes! Yes! Yes! -[Griff] Nice! 01:11:18.941 --> 01:11:22.027 -Yes! Yeah! -[Doug] Yeah! Yeah! 01:11:22.111 --> 01:11:23.487 [inaudible dialogue] 01:11:23.570 --> 01:11:25.155 [triumphant music playing] 01:11:32.121 --> 01:11:35.833 Yeah! 01:11:45.509 --> 01:11:47.511 [animals chittering] 01:11:52.599 --> 01:11:53.809 [Doug breathing heavily] 01:11:53.892 --> 01:11:55.769 [Doug whispering] Griff, I'm sorry about 01:11:55.853 --> 01:11:58.063 what I said before on the boat. 01:11:58.772 --> 01:11:59.898 The truth is, 01:12:01.233 --> 01:12:04.069 I've been jealous of you for a long, long time. 01:12:04.653 --> 01:12:05.487 Jealous? 01:12:05.571 --> 01:12:07.781 For having the balls to do what I couldn't. 01:12:07.865 --> 01:12:09.241 For going after what you wanted. 01:12:09.325 --> 01:12:11.452 Going to LA and putting yourself on the-- 01:12:12.995 --> 01:12:13.912 [muffled grunting] 01:12:13.996 --> 01:12:15.372 Oh, my God! 01:12:15.456 --> 01:12:17.041 -[Kenny] Oh, shit! -Doug! 01:12:17.124 --> 01:12:18.375 [Kenny] Oh, my God! 01:12:19.209 --> 01:12:20.127 [Claire gasping] 01:12:20.210 --> 01:12:22.087 We have… we have to go after him! 01:12:22.171 --> 01:12:24.882 -[Kenny] We gotta get out of here. -We do not have a choice. Come on. 01:12:28.510 --> 01:12:29.511 [music fades] 01:12:34.099 --> 01:12:35.351 [Claire panting] 01:12:35.934 --> 01:12:36.935 Griff. 01:12:38.562 --> 01:12:40.314 Oh, Griff. 01:12:41.023 --> 01:12:42.900 [breathing heavily] Oh. 01:12:43.442 --> 01:12:44.526 What did I do? 01:12:45.694 --> 01:12:48.489 I tricked him into coming here, and now he's dead. 01:12:48.572 --> 01:12:52.076 No. No. We all chose to be here. 01:12:52.159 --> 01:12:53.369 I wish it was me. 01:12:54.286 --> 01:12:55.412 It should be me. 01:12:55.496 --> 01:12:57.998 This is not your fault, and we have to keep going. 01:12:58.082 --> 01:13:02.211 Hey, guys, I think I found out which way we should go. 01:13:04.004 --> 01:13:06.006 [suspenseful music playing] 01:13:16.558 --> 01:13:17.559 Hey. 01:13:18.602 --> 01:13:19.937 [panting] 01:13:20.521 --> 01:13:23.023 It's a… it's a big open field. 01:13:23.107 --> 01:13:25.401 We gotta get across it to get to the boat. 01:13:25.484 --> 01:13:26.860 But we can't just run across. 01:13:26.944 --> 01:13:28.153 It's too exposed. 01:13:28.821 --> 01:13:30.322 The snake could come from anywhere. 01:13:31.698 --> 01:13:33.659 Maybe we can create a distraction. 01:13:34.785 --> 01:13:37.996 Yeah, yeah, maybe, but, I mean, how do we do that? 01:13:38.080 --> 01:13:39.373 [breathes heavily] 01:13:39.456 --> 01:13:41.333 -I mean, it's gonna be… What? -[shushes] 01:13:42.793 --> 01:13:43.961 [leaves rustling] 01:13:50.134 --> 01:13:51.635 [growling] 01:13:55.514 --> 01:13:56.849 It's here. 01:14:03.272 --> 01:14:05.315 [ominous music playing] 01:14:22.332 --> 01:14:23.333 [gasps] 01:14:24.668 --> 01:14:25.669 [flies buzzing] 01:14:25.752 --> 01:14:26.795 What? 01:14:27.671 --> 01:14:28.672 What? 01:14:28.755 --> 01:14:31.967 Oh, my God. Doug. Doug, no. 01:14:33.093 --> 01:14:34.803 Oh, Dougie. Dougie. 01:14:35.304 --> 01:14:37.097 -Come on, man. -[Claire] Is he… 01:14:38.098 --> 01:14:40.309 -Oh, Jesus Christ. -[shushes] 01:14:41.560 --> 01:14:42.728 [Claire crying] 01:14:44.980 --> 01:14:46.648 Wait. Wait. 01:14:50.235 --> 01:14:52.821 Maybe Doug is the distraction. 01:14:54.531 --> 01:14:55.991 [sobs] How? 01:14:56.074 --> 01:14:58.160 I know this is horrible, okay? 01:14:58.243 --> 01:15:01.496 But if we can drag Doug out into the field, 01:15:01.580 --> 01:15:02.956 prop him up 01:15:03.665 --> 01:15:06.460 and attach the boar to his back 01:15:06.960 --> 01:15:09.296 wouldn't we make it really hard 01:15:09.379 --> 01:15:10.881 for the snake to swallow him? 01:15:11.673 --> 01:15:13.634 It'll occupy the snake long enough 01:15:13.717 --> 01:15:15.510 for us to get across the field 01:15:15.594 --> 01:15:16.762 and get back to the boat. 01:15:17.679 --> 01:15:19.681 Mmm, it's a really smart idea. 01:15:20.849 --> 01:15:22.768 [Kenny straining] 01:15:24.728 --> 01:15:26.021 Oh, guys, this is horrible. 01:15:26.104 --> 01:15:28.607 If it meant saving all of us, I'm sure Doug would've wanted this. 01:15:28.690 --> 01:15:31.443 -I'm not sure he would've wanted this. -Wait. 01:15:31.527 --> 01:15:32.361 We gotta go, guys. 01:15:32.444 --> 01:15:34.154 [Claire] What are you gonna do? What are you doing? 01:15:34.238 --> 01:15:36.031 [hesitates, sighs] 01:15:36.114 --> 01:15:38.158 Snakes, they love squirrel meat. 01:15:38.242 --> 01:15:39.243 [Claire groans] 01:15:40.827 --> 01:15:41.954 [Kenny grunting] 01:15:43.121 --> 01:15:44.164 [kisses] 01:15:49.294 --> 01:15:51.463 [suspenseful music playing] 01:15:53.423 --> 01:15:54.841 [all panting] 01:15:55.425 --> 01:15:57.553 Wait, the snake is right behind him. 01:16:00.514 --> 01:16:02.516 [ethereal music playing] 01:16:02.599 --> 01:16:04.601 [growling] 01:16:08.939 --> 01:16:09.940 Oh. 01:16:13.235 --> 01:16:14.778 I can't… I… 01:16:22.661 --> 01:16:23.495 [grunts] 01:16:23.579 --> 01:16:24.788 Oh, shit! 01:16:24.871 --> 01:16:26.123 [muffled grunting] 01:16:28.959 --> 01:16:30.627 -He's alive! He's alive! -He's alive! 01:16:31.128 --> 01:16:33.005 -I thought you checked his pulse! -I did! 01:16:33.088 --> 01:16:35.132 [Griff] Well, you did a shitty job! 01:16:35.215 --> 01:16:36.633 **** *** ****? 01:16:37.384 --> 01:16:39.845 -[Kenny] Doug! Watch out! Run! -[Griff] Doug! Run! 01:16:39.928 --> 01:16:41.638 Come on, Doug, run! 01:16:41.722 --> 01:16:44.141 -[Kenny] Hey! -[Griff] Run! Faster! 01:16:44.808 --> 01:16:46.935 -Hey. -Doug! Run! 01:16:47.019 --> 01:16:48.353 -Doug! -What? 01:16:48.437 --> 01:16:50.397 -He's right behind you! -What? 01:16:50.480 --> 01:16:52.941 -[Griff] Run, Doug! -[Kenny] Doug! 01:16:53.025 --> 01:16:54.026 [anaconda growling] 01:16:54.109 --> 01:16:55.235 Oh, shit! 01:16:55.319 --> 01:16:56.737 Shit, shit. 01:16:57.362 --> 01:16:59.906 Shit. Shit, shit, shit. Shit. 01:17:00.699 --> 01:17:01.867 Oh, shit. 01:17:01.950 --> 01:17:02.951 -Run! -Run! 01:17:03.035 --> 01:17:04.953 -Run, Doug! Run! -Run! 01:17:05.037 --> 01:17:06.371 What the hell is on my back? 01:17:06.455 --> 01:17:08.332 It's a long story! Just run! 01:17:08.415 --> 01:17:09.583 [epic music playing] 01:17:09.666 --> 01:17:10.542 [whimpers] 01:17:12.878 --> 01:17:14.171 [exclaiming] 01:17:15.922 --> 01:17:17.049 Shit! 01:17:18.258 --> 01:17:19.301 [yelling] 01:17:19.801 --> 01:17:20.969 [grunts, exclaims] 01:17:21.470 --> 01:17:24.222 [exclaims] God, help me! Ah! Jesus! 01:17:24.306 --> 01:17:26.099 -[Doug exclaiming] -[boar squealing] 01:17:26.725 --> 01:17:28.769 Damn it. This thing's alive! 01:17:28.852 --> 01:17:30.604 -This thing's alive! -[squeals] 01:17:30.687 --> 01:17:32.189 [exclaims] It's trying to bite me! 01:17:32.272 --> 01:17:33.940 It's trying to bite me! 01:17:34.024 --> 01:17:35.567 [Griff] Doug! Run! 01:17:36.068 --> 01:17:37.944 -[screaming] -[squealing] 01:17:42.366 --> 01:17:44.618 Holy shit! Get back to the boat! 01:17:44.701 --> 01:17:47.412 Get back to the boat! Go! 01:17:47.496 --> 01:17:50.874 -Boat! Go! Go! Go! -[Griff] It was right behind me! 01:17:54.211 --> 01:17:55.087 [Claire exclaims] 01:17:55.170 --> 01:17:57.089 -Okay. All right. All right. -Okay. 01:17:57.172 --> 01:17:58.840 I think we're okay. I think we're okay. 01:17:58.924 --> 01:17:59.925 [Doug] Oh, God. 01:18:00.008 --> 01:18:01.927 All right. All right. We… Oh. 01:18:02.427 --> 01:18:03.887 What the hell! 01:18:03.970 --> 01:18:05.472 I thought I was dead. 01:18:05.972 --> 01:18:06.807 [chuckles] 01:18:06.890 --> 01:18:08.892 -How you doing, Dougie? -[Doug panting] 01:18:08.975 --> 01:18:11.228 -I'm okay now. -Good. I thought we lost you, man. 01:18:11.311 --> 01:18:12.479 Can I say something? 01:18:13.688 --> 01:18:14.773 I'm… I'm sorry. 01:18:15.399 --> 01:18:17.901 I think I got so caught up in wanting to play a hero, 01:18:17.984 --> 01:18:20.987 that I lost sight of what it is that's really important to me. 01:18:21.071 --> 01:18:22.948 And that's just making stuff with you guys again. 01:18:24.282 --> 01:18:26.034 Griff, I feel the exact same way. 01:18:26.118 --> 01:18:27.160 I love you guys. 01:18:27.661 --> 01:18:29.079 I just have one question. 01:18:31.540 --> 01:18:34.626 Whose idea was it to put that dead squirrel in my mouth? 01:18:36.628 --> 01:18:38.922 It was like a group decision. It wasn't-- 01:18:39.005 --> 01:18:40.966 -Really? -Yeah, it wasn't like one person. 01:18:42.134 --> 01:18:44.177 Snakes love squirrel meat. 01:18:44.261 --> 01:18:47.055 -I knew it was your idea! -Guys, come on. We gotta keep moving. 01:18:47.139 --> 01:18:49.558 All right, well, I made a choice and I'm sticking with it. 01:19:09.578 --> 01:19:11.371 Holy shit. 01:19:12.622 --> 01:19:14.207 It's the Anaconda set. 01:19:14.791 --> 01:19:16.585 [Claire] What happened? It's destroyed. 01:19:17.085 --> 01:19:19.254 [static on walkie-talkie] 01:19:25.260 --> 01:19:26.136 Hello? 01:19:27.888 --> 01:19:30.056 Is anyone there? Hello? 01:19:30.140 --> 01:19:31.767 [distorted dialogue on walkie-talkie] 01:19:32.851 --> 01:19:33.977 Can you help us? 01:19:34.936 --> 01:19:35.771 [crackling] 01:19:36.855 --> 01:19:38.648 What? I… 01:19:41.318 --> 01:19:43.904 -[distorted dialogue on walkie-talkie] -What… uh… 01:19:43.987 --> 01:19:45.697 What? Again, sorry? 01:19:47.782 --> 01:19:49.159 [person] Behind you! 01:19:50.744 --> 01:19:53.038 ["Back in Black" by AC/DC playing] 01:19:54.873 --> 01:19:56.124 [groans] 01:20:00.712 --> 01:20:03.048 ♪ Back in black I hit the sack ♪ 01:20:03.131 --> 01:20:05.717 ♪ I've been too long I'm glad to be back ♪ 01:20:05.800 --> 01:20:07.552 ♪ Yes, I'm let loose ♪ 01:20:07.636 --> 01:20:08.929 ♪ From the noose ♪ 01:20:09.012 --> 01:20:12.057 ♪ That's kept me hanging about ♪ 01:20:13.225 --> 01:20:16.061 Holy shit. Ice Cube? 01:20:16.144 --> 01:20:18.730 Who'd you think it was, Jon Voight? 01:20:18.813 --> 01:20:19.773 Let's go. 01:20:20.690 --> 01:20:23.401 ♪ Yes, I'm back in black ♪ 01:20:24.820 --> 01:20:25.821 [music fades] 01:20:25.904 --> 01:20:27.447 Let's go, let's go, let's go. Now. 01:20:27.531 --> 01:20:29.616 In here. Get in here, tube socks. 01:20:29.699 --> 01:20:31.701 [tense music playing] 01:20:36.373 --> 01:20:37.374 [sighs] 01:20:43.505 --> 01:20:44.631 [whispers] We're good. 01:20:45.340 --> 01:20:47.008 Hey, are you okay? 01:20:47.092 --> 01:20:50.470 Yeah, I'm all right. The snake tore up the set. 01:20:50.554 --> 01:20:53.390 Everybody scattered. Lamp hit me, I'm down. 01:20:53.473 --> 01:20:56.101 I get up, nobody there. 01:20:56.184 --> 01:20:59.145 -What about JLo? -Yeah, and Eric Stoltz? 01:20:59.229 --> 01:21:01.106 Jenny from the block, so she gonna be okay, 01:21:01.189 --> 01:21:03.775 but Eric ain't from the block. 01:21:03.858 --> 01:21:05.527 -[Kenny] Jesus. -Damn it. 01:21:06.111 --> 01:21:10.448 I don't know how we're gonna do it, but we have to kill it before it kills us. 01:21:10.532 --> 01:21:12.158 I'm with that, I'm with that. 01:21:12.242 --> 01:21:14.411 Hey, how were they gonna do it in your script? 01:21:15.829 --> 01:21:19.249 I don't know. The writer never finished the third act. 01:21:19.332 --> 01:21:22.878 What? You guys started shooting before you knew the end? 01:21:22.961 --> 01:21:24.838 Welcome to Hollywood, buttercup. 01:21:25.380 --> 01:21:28.633 That's what they do. They just make it up as they go along. 01:21:28.717 --> 01:21:31.761 What was the general gist? Do you have any idea? Was anything-- 01:21:31.845 --> 01:21:35.515 All I know is they were setting up pyrotechnics all through here. 01:21:35.599 --> 01:21:36.933 Is it still up? 01:21:37.017 --> 01:21:39.519 It's hooked up, but I don't know how to work pyro. 01:21:39.603 --> 01:21:43.440 Kenny, you know how to ignite pyro, right? 01:21:43.982 --> 01:21:45.609 -Not a problem, boss. -[Ice Cube] Hey, hey. 01:21:45.692 --> 01:21:49.112 I don't know what y'all talking about. I gotta go save JLo and Stoltz. 01:21:49.195 --> 01:21:50.238 -Okay. -Really? 01:21:50.322 --> 01:21:52.073 -You go. -You're going after them? 01:21:52.157 --> 01:21:55.827 They the homies, okay? I can't leave 'em out here with the ops. 01:21:55.911 --> 01:21:59.289 I got to go and represent. They my castmates. 01:21:59.873 --> 01:22:02.292 Actors code. Respect. 01:22:02.375 --> 01:22:03.418 Yeah, yeah. 01:22:04.544 --> 01:22:06.046 -Can we get a… -Do you mind? 01:22:06.129 --> 01:22:08.965 -We're such fans of everything you do. -Come on, please. 01:22:11.384 --> 01:22:14.471 Man, y'all groupied out. Y'all groupied out. What? Let's go. 01:22:14.554 --> 01:22:17.349 -Yes! -Okay. Everybody get in here. Grin. Okay. 01:22:17.933 --> 01:22:19.726 [camera shutter clicks] 01:22:19.809 --> 01:22:22.228 -Don't post that. -No, no, no. 01:22:22.312 --> 01:22:24.314 Can we get one more for safety? 01:22:24.397 --> 01:22:25.815 I don't think my face was totally in there. 01:22:25.899 --> 01:22:27.776 -No, it's fine. -It's fine, it's fine. 01:22:27.859 --> 01:22:30.236 -You're gonna need that. -Oh. You sure? 01:22:30.320 --> 01:22:31.529 Of course. 01:22:32.072 --> 01:22:33.740 I got another one. 01:22:34.783 --> 01:22:37.410 All right. Keep it gangster. 01:22:43.375 --> 01:22:44.626 Legend. 01:22:45.168 --> 01:22:46.461 You thinking what I'm thinking? 01:22:46.544 --> 01:22:47.545 Oh, yeah. 01:22:49.339 --> 01:22:51.716 -It could work, right? -Hundred percent. 01:22:53.635 --> 01:22:55.512 What are you… what are you thinking? 01:22:55.595 --> 01:22:58.723 Just so I'm… Just to make sure that it's exactly what I'm thinking. 01:22:58.807 --> 01:23:01.685 Which I'm sure it is, totally. I mean… I'm super sure. 01:23:02.978 --> 01:23:04.354 I'm thinking about killing that snake. 01:23:04.437 --> 01:23:06.815 Now see, that's it, that's what… I was thinking that too. 01:23:06.898 --> 01:23:08.775 [suspenseful music playing] 01:23:08.858 --> 01:23:10.026 [Doug] Okay, here's the plan. 01:23:10.944 --> 01:23:13.113 Griff, you get the detonator from Kenny. 01:23:14.114 --> 01:23:16.032 Claire, you fire up the generators. 01:23:16.533 --> 01:23:17.534 [grunts] 01:23:18.118 --> 01:23:20.120 Kenny, you set up the cameras. 01:23:23.790 --> 01:23:25.583 I'll get the golf cart. 01:23:25.667 --> 01:23:28.128 We'll lure the snake into the pyro field 01:23:28.211 --> 01:23:30.505 and end this thing once and for all. 01:23:32.507 --> 01:23:34.759 You ready for our big Hollywood ending? 01:23:41.683 --> 01:23:42.767 -You ready? -Yeah. 01:23:42.851 --> 01:23:46.271 Kenny said as soon as we get to the pyro field, we can detonate these one by one. 01:23:46.354 --> 01:23:49.649 -Gonna blow this bitch sky-high. -Sky-freaking-high. 01:23:49.733 --> 01:23:50.984 [rustling] 01:23:55.905 --> 01:23:57.782 [shouts] Come get us, *******! 01:24:04.205 --> 01:24:05.040 Where is he? 01:24:06.583 --> 01:24:08.084 ["Kickstart My Heart" by Mötley Crüe playing] 01:24:08.168 --> 01:24:09.753 Oh, shit! 01:24:13.465 --> 01:24:16.426 -Oh, shit. Oh, shit! -Oh, shit! 01:24:17.177 --> 01:24:19.804 -Doesn't this go faster? -Well, take off the governor. 01:24:19.888 --> 01:24:21.890 Underneath there. See if you can rip it off. 01:24:21.973 --> 01:24:24.142 -Governor? -The governor! It slows it down. 01:24:24.225 --> 01:24:27.437 -The hell you talking about, governor? -I'm talking about golf cart technology! 01:24:33.693 --> 01:24:35.987 -Where'd it go? -I don't see it. I don't know where it is. 01:24:36.071 --> 01:24:37.238 Keep your head on a swivel. 01:24:38.156 --> 01:24:39.199 I don't see it anywhere. 01:24:39.282 --> 01:24:40.950 -Whoa! -Whoa! 01:24:41.034 --> 01:24:42.035 [Griff] Oh, my God! 01:24:44.079 --> 01:24:45.038 Oh, shit. 01:24:45.121 --> 01:24:46.706 We lost the signal. 01:24:46.790 --> 01:24:48.500 If we don't get this thing online in time… 01:24:48.583 --> 01:24:49.626 Then we're all dead. 01:24:49.709 --> 01:24:50.960 -Let's go. -Let's go. 01:24:53.880 --> 01:24:55.256 Dude, you're actually a really good driver. 01:24:55.340 --> 01:24:57.092 Thank you. 01:24:57.175 --> 01:24:58.384 [both scream] 01:24:59.552 --> 01:25:00.804 [Griff] Oh, my God! 01:25:05.475 --> 01:25:07.977 Why is there no power? Why is there no power? 01:25:08.061 --> 01:25:10.396 Pyro field dead ahead. It's now or never. 01:25:10.480 --> 01:25:11.481 [Griff] Armed and ready. 01:25:11.564 --> 01:25:13.024 -No! -All right, look. 01:25:13.108 --> 01:25:14.984 -Look for something like this. -Like this, okay. 01:25:15.068 --> 01:25:16.069 Almost there! 01:25:20.198 --> 01:25:22.867 It's getting closer! It's getting closer! Oh, God! 01:25:22.951 --> 01:25:24.119 Go faster! 01:25:27.163 --> 01:25:27.997 Found it! 01:25:28.081 --> 01:25:29.749 -Can I hit it now? -Hold. Hold. 01:25:33.753 --> 01:25:34.963 Now! Hit it now! 01:25:35.046 --> 01:25:38.091 Die, you giant snake bitch! 01:25:39.134 --> 01:25:40.426 [music ends] 01:25:40.510 --> 01:25:41.594 -What the… -What? 01:25:41.678 --> 01:25:44.013 -It's not working! It's not working! -[Doug screams] 01:25:44.097 --> 01:25:46.391 -Hit all of them. -I am! I'm hitting every one of 'em! 01:25:46.474 --> 01:25:48.518 And now we die! Now we die! 01:25:48.601 --> 01:25:49.686 Why didn't it happen? 01:25:49.769 --> 01:25:51.980 -Why isn't it… Oh, wait. -I don't know. 01:25:52.605 --> 01:25:53.565 [whirring] 01:25:53.648 --> 01:25:55.650 -I forgot to turn it on. -[sighs] 01:25:56.401 --> 01:25:58.444 -[growls] -[explosion] 01:25:58.528 --> 01:25:59.654 Yes! 01:25:59.737 --> 01:26:01.281 Yes! 01:26:01.364 --> 01:26:02.615 Whoo-hoo! 01:26:02.699 --> 01:26:05.076 -Yes! Yes. Yes. -Yes! Yes! 01:26:05.160 --> 01:26:06.578 Yeah! 01:26:06.661 --> 01:26:08.496 [triumphant music playing] 01:26:11.040 --> 01:26:13.042 [explosions continue] 01:26:21.342 --> 01:26:22.218 Yeah! 01:26:23.553 --> 01:26:24.929 Did we kill it? 01:26:26.347 --> 01:26:28.641 -No! -Ah! Why? 01:26:30.643 --> 01:26:33.313 -Come on. The cart's stuck. -Oh, shit. 01:26:33.396 --> 01:26:34.981 -Go! -Go, go, go. 01:26:36.274 --> 01:26:37.525 [all panting] 01:26:39.569 --> 01:26:41.487 -It's a dead end. -Oh, my God. 01:26:44.324 --> 01:26:45.742 [anaconda rattling] 01:26:46.659 --> 01:26:47.619 Oh, shit. 01:26:55.460 --> 01:26:56.836 We're all gonna die. 01:27:13.019 --> 01:27:14.145 [roars] 01:27:24.155 --> 01:27:26.366 [dramatic music playing] 01:27:37.919 --> 01:27:40.004 Not on my watch, mister. 01:27:50.598 --> 01:27:51.766 [Claire] Ah! 01:27:52.475 --> 01:27:53.434 [all grunting] 01:27:53.518 --> 01:27:55.061 -Oh, man. -Gross. 01:27:55.603 --> 01:27:57.063 [grunting] 01:28:02.819 --> 01:28:03.820 [roaring] 01:28:05.738 --> 01:28:06.781 [Claire] Griff, no! 01:28:07.448 --> 01:28:09.867 -[screaming] -[dramatic music playing] 01:28:22.463 --> 01:28:24.424 And that's a wrap on snake. 01:28:25.341 --> 01:28:26.467 [grunts] 01:28:28.177 --> 01:28:30.888 ["I Don't Want to Wait" by Paula Cole playing] 01:28:36.978 --> 01:28:38.354 [both grunt] 01:28:38.438 --> 01:28:42.108 [both chuckling] 01:28:51.159 --> 01:28:56.456 ♪ I don't want to wait For our lives to be over ♪ 01:28:56.539 --> 01:29:00.710 ♪ I want to know right now What will it be ♪ 01:29:02.128 --> 01:29:07.383 ♪ I don't want to wait For our lives to be over… ♪ 01:29:08.426 --> 01:29:10.595 [audience applauding, cheering] 01:29:14.015 --> 01:29:16.059 -[Griff] Thank you very much. -[Doug] Thank you. 01:29:18.227 --> 01:29:21.773 ♪ I want to know right now What will it be? ♪ 01:29:21.856 --> 01:29:25.526 A long time ago, a group of artists had a vision 01:29:26.402 --> 01:29:30.239 to one day live their dream of making a major motion picture. 01:29:30.323 --> 01:29:36.204 And last year, against all odds, I'm proud to say that dream was realized. 01:29:38.915 --> 01:29:40.208 [chuckles] 01:29:40.291 --> 01:29:41.876 As my friend Kenny likes to say, 01:29:41.959 --> 01:29:46.005 the snake is a metaphor for the monsters that come for all of us 01:29:46.089 --> 01:29:47.840 if our dreams remain unrealized. 01:29:47.924 --> 01:29:51.135 And to be clear, there's also a non-metaphor snake. 01:29:51.219 --> 01:29:52.512 [screams] 01:29:52.595 --> 01:29:53.638 -[audience gasps] -Oh, my God! 01:29:53.721 --> 01:29:58.392 Quick shoutout to Claire Simons and Kenny Trent! 01:29:59.268 --> 01:30:01.521 -[Kenny] Better luck next time! -[Ana shouts in Portuguese] 01:30:01.604 --> 01:30:02.522 [groans] 01:30:05.024 --> 01:30:06.901 While we may not have the rights… 01:30:06.984 --> 01:30:08.569 We don't have… We definitely don't have the rights. 01:30:08.653 --> 01:30:11.781 This is our completely unauthorized… 01:30:12.573 --> 01:30:18.788 possibly illegal reboot of the Sony classic film… 01:30:20.665 --> 01:30:24.460 -Ladies and gentlemen, The Anaconda! -The Anaconda! 01:30:32.885 --> 01:30:35.179 ["Baby Got Back" (Kris Malinin X Mophonics Remix) playing] 01:31:27.106 --> 01:31:28.733 -[music stops] -[doorbell rings] 01:31:29.483 --> 01:31:30.902 [Doug] Ho! 01:31:34.447 --> 01:31:35.531 Oh! 01:31:42.538 --> 01:31:43.915 Are you Doug McCallister? 01:31:44.540 --> 01:31:45.499 [Doug] Uh-huh. 01:31:46.083 --> 01:31:48.502 You directed the unauthorized version of Anaconda 01:31:48.586 --> 01:31:50.087 even though you didn't have the rights? 01:31:51.297 --> 01:31:52.256 Yeah. 01:31:52.757 --> 01:31:54.050 [JLo] I saw your little movie. 01:31:56.469 --> 01:31:59.430 [chuckles] And I loved it. I loved it. 01:31:59.931 --> 01:32:00.806 That's why I'm here. 01:32:00.890 --> 01:32:04.018 I'm here because we're doing another Anaconda, 01:32:04.685 --> 01:32:06.395 and I want you to direct it. 01:32:07.647 --> 01:32:08.773 Are you in? 01:32:11.943 --> 01:32:12.777 [body thuds] 01:32:12.860 --> 01:32:15.404 ["Baby Got Back" (Kris Malinin X Mophonics Remix) resumes] 01:32:15.905 --> 01:32:18.199 ♪ My anaconda don't ♪ 01:32:19.825 --> 01:32:21.244 ♪ My anaconda don't ♪ 01:32:21.327 --> 01:32:24.372 ♪ I've seen 'em dancin' To hell with romancin' ♪ 01:32:24.455 --> 01:32:27.875 ♪ She sweat, wet Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette ♪ 01:32:27.959 --> 01:32:29.252 -♪ So, fellas ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪ 01:32:29.335 --> 01:32:31.212 -♪ Fellas ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪ 01:32:31.295 --> 01:32:33.923 ♪ Hell yeah Tell 'em to shake it, shake it ♪ 01:32:34.006 --> 01:32:36.342 ♪ Shake that healthy butt baby got back ♪ 01:32:42.098 --> 01:32:43.849 ♪ Baby got back ♪ 01:32:43.933 --> 01:32:45.685 ♪ My anaconda don't ♪ 01:32:45.768 --> 01:32:50.648 ♪ My anaconda don't want none Unless you've got buns, hun ♪ 01:32:56.988 --> 01:32:59.657 ♪ I like big butts, and I cannot lie ♪ 01:32:59.740 --> 01:33:01.492 ♪ You other brothers can't deny ♪ 01:33:01.575 --> 01:33:03.703 ♪ That when a girl walks in With an itty bitty waist ♪ 01:33:03.786 --> 01:33:06.122 ♪ And a round thing in your face You get sprung ♪ 01:33:06.205 --> 01:33:09.125 ♪ Wanna pull up tough 'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed ♪ 01:33:09.208 --> 01:33:10.835 ♪ Deep in the jeans she's wearin' ♪ 01:33:10.918 --> 01:33:12.336 ♪ I'm hooked and I can't stop starin' ♪ 01:33:12.420 --> 01:33:15.131 ♪ Oh, baby, I wanna get with ya ♪ 01:33:15.214 --> 01:33:17.300 ♪ And take your picture ♪ 01:33:18.050 --> 01:33:19.135 ♪ Oh, my God ♪ 01:33:19.218 --> 01:33:20.970 ♪ My anaconda don't ♪ 01:33:22.847 --> 01:33:25.016 ♪ My anaconda don't ♪ 01:33:26.600 --> 01:33:27.935 ♪ My anaconda don't ♪ 01:33:28.019 --> 01:33:30.104 ♪ I want 'em real thick and juicy ♪ 01:33:30.187 --> 01:33:32.064 ♪ So find that juicy double ♪ 01:33:32.148 --> 01:33:33.232 ♪ Mix-a-Lot's in trouble ♪ 01:33:33.316 --> 01:33:35.109 ♪ Beggin' for a piece of that bubble ♪ 01:33:35.192 --> 01:33:38.571 ♪ I'm tired of magazines sayin' Flat butts are the thing ♪ 01:33:38.654 --> 01:33:40.656 ♪ Take the average Black man And ask him that ♪ 01:33:40.740 --> 01:33:41.949 ♪ She gotta pack much back ♪ 01:33:42.033 --> 01:33:43.117 ♪ Baby got back ♪ 01:33:47.163 --> 01:33:48.039 [music ends] 01:33:48.122 --> 01:33:49.373 [insects chirping] 01:33:54.795 --> 01:33:55.880 Guys? 01:34:00.051 --> 01:34:00.968 Griff? 01:34:08.684 --> 01:34:09.643 [chuckles] 01:34:10.186 --> 01:34:12.396 [shouts] I'm alive!