1 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:04,760 Hank, what are you doin' there, bud? 2 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:07,160 Oh, Mark delegated the signs to me. 3 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:08,440 The hell Mark? 4 00:00:08,520 --> 00:00:11,680 I told you to add one sign that says "4th of July Baloney Sale." 5 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:13,840 Nobody cares about baloney, Dad. 6 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:15,000 I like baloney. 7 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:17,400 It's like eating slices from a giant hot dog. 8 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:18,480 Yeah, Hank gets it. 9 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:21,160 Our brand is quality, not gimmicks. 10 00:00:21,240 --> 00:00:23,440 I'm telling you Dad, you're leaving money on the table. 11 00:00:23,520 --> 00:00:25,520 Yeah, by paying you to dick around. 12 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:26,880 Did you prep the fixings? 13 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:28,240 Nah, I delegated it to Hank. 14 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:30,000 Hank, did you prep the fixings? 15 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:32,560 Uh. Not yet. Mark had me drive to Vineland 16 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:35,040 - to pick up the liquid nitrogen. - Liquid nitrogen? 17 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:36,600 What'd you do? 18 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:37,800 What the? 19 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:39,920 Yo, how phat is that? 20 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,440 Frickin' Derpin Dots machine! 21 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:44,640 How much did this monstrosity cost? 22 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:46,440 I'm telling you, man, in the future, 23 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:48,840 everybody's gonna be eating futuristic ice cream. 24 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:51,800 I'm gonna ask you one more time, how much did this cost? 25 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:53,400 $16,000. That's it. 26 00:00:53,480 --> 00:00:56,400 Sixteen thous--How-- Where did you ev-- 27 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:58,600 You better return that thing right now! 28 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:00,080 You know, Dad, it wouldn't hurt to at least say 29 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:01,520 you're proud of your son for setting up a liquid 30 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:03,440 nitrogen thermal chamber by himself 31 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:04,880 without even reading the instructions. 32 00:01:04,960 --> 00:01:05,840 What the hell-- 33 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:07,880 - Ah! - Dammit, Dad. 34 00:01:07,960 --> 00:01:09,120 I'm gonna kill you. 35 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:11,640 How the hell are we gonna pay for this? 36 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:13,360 Well, I just so happen to be in the process of 37 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:14,800 10x-ing our savings, so. 38 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:16,720 What does that mean? What did you do? 39 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:18,960 Yeah, let's just say I did a little... re-allocating. 40 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:21,040 I'm about to re-allocate your ass! 41 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:21,840 Dad, chill okay. 42 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:25,640 All I did was reinvest in a low risk, high yield soft asset speculation. 43 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:27,120 What does that mean, Marcus? 44 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:29,080 Check the store room. Thank me later. 45 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:35,800 Y-y-you liquidated our savings to buy stuffed animals? 46 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:37,520 Yo these aren't just stuffed animals, Dad. 47 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:40,400 These are Teenie Floofs, highly sought after collectibles. 48 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:41,880 Woah, woah, Dad, come on! 49 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:43,840 That was a limited edition Misty the Unicorn. 50 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:46,040 That alone cost $2700. 51 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:47,280 Twenty se-- 52 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:53,120 That's it. You're fired. 53 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:54,960 What? How are you gonna fire your own son? 54 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:57,440 Because all you do is cockamamie stunts. 55 00:01:57,640 --> 00:01:59,160 You don't do any real work. 56 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:01,000 You just delegate to your brother. 57 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:02,440 Pfft, yo that's ridiculous. 58 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:04,520 Now would ya call 9-1-1? 59 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:06,160 I think I'm having a heart attack. 60 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:07,400 I got you, Dad. 61 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:09,160 Hank, call 9-1-1. 62 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:42,920 Ugh. It's truly the end of summer 63 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,960 when the ol' water ice shoppe shuts down. 64 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:48,000 - You'll live. - Andrea, this place is a treasure. 65 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:50,080 It's one of the few perks of living in South Jersey. 66 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:52,480 I bet our Humantis robots could easily make this stuff. 67 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:54,080 How dare you? 68 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:55,720 Barry is a master craftsman. 69 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:57,560 It's like getting sushi made by Jiro 70 00:02:57,720 --> 00:02:59,960 or a macaron made by Pierre Desfontaines. 71 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:01,480 It's just sugar and water David. 72 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:03,720 Probably why half this town has diabetes. 73 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,360 - Hey, Mark. - 'Sup guys. 74 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:11,440 Ah, crap. Come on. Ugh. 75 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:13,360 Why does this stupid place have to close for the whole season? 76 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:15,560 It's ridiculous. Hey, yo! Yo! 77 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:18,040 - Yo! Please! - Gary, just look at him. 78 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:19,760 - No. - Oh, come on, 79 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:22,720 poor guy just wants one last little ole' water ice for the season. 80 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:24,000 What's the big deal? 81 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:25,520 Barry! What the heck! 82 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:26,720 What can I do you for? 83 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:28,800 Thanks so much, dude. Really appreciate it. 84 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:30,880 Uh... Let me get a... five gallon tub 85 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:33,160 - of the chocolate peanut butter cup. - Um... 86 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:35,440 No. It's a slippery slope. 87 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:37,320 It's just one tub, Gary. 88 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:38,680 Gotta agree with Barry on this one. 89 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:39,680 Uh, excuse me? 90 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:42,320 Why do you need a five gallon tub so bad anyway? 91 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:43,520 I gotta stock up for the winter. 92 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:46,200 You know, since you guys are closed for frickin' six months. 93 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:47,400 I don't know what you guys are thinking, 94 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:48,920 you know you're leaving money on the table. 95 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,360 No it's not about the money. I know my brother. 96 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:53,440 Well I know business. And what I see right here is 97 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:55,600 the next frickin' Wolfgang Puck, but of water ice. 98 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:57,040 You gotta let this dude spread his wings. 99 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:58,120 You hear that, Gary? 100 00:03:58,320 --> 00:03:59,880 Somebody sees my potential. 101 00:03:59,960 --> 00:04:01,360 I'm doing this for you! 102 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:03,960 You're a delicate little butterfly that needs to be protected. 103 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:05,400 Don't you patronize me. 104 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:07,080 Maybe I want to spread my wings! 105 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:10,120 Maybe I want to make this man a tub of water ice! 106 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:11,880 Yeah now that's what I'm talking about! 107 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:15,200 Oh, you'd better not. We just cleaned those machines. 108 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:17,680 Oh, no. I broke one of Gary's precious rules. 109 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:20,040 If you turn that thing on, I am done. 110 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:22,280 You can go "spread your wings" with this ding-dong. 111 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:23,720 Woah, there. I got news for you. 112 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:26,200 This "ding-dong" could make more money over the winter 113 00:04:26,280 --> 00:04:27,520 than you could make all summer. 114 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,000 Okay, yeah. My butt. 115 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:30,240 Listen, Barry, you really want to be 116 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:32,680 on your deathbed thinking, what would my life look like 117 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:34,920 if I'd said "Yes" to making that tub? 118 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,240 C'mon Bar. Don't be stupid. 119 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:41,160 Oh, yeah. Let's go! 120 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:42,760 Not only did I get the tub, 121 00:04:42,840 --> 00:04:45,160 the place is now gonna be open all year round. 122 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:46,960 Woah! How'd you manage that? 123 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:49,360 Oh, I'll tell you how I managed that. 124 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:50,600 You bought a hat? 125 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:53,600 No, Tam. I'm their new business manager, baby! 126 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:55,240 Oh. Wow. 127 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:56,600 You sure you're, uh... 128 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:58,680 qualified to run a business like that? 129 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:00,640 Pfft, absolutely. I got tons of experience 130 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:02,000 in the family restaurant business. 131 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:03,920 Yeah... and how'd that turn out? 132 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:05,160 You gotta think of the perks, Tam. 133 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:07,080 Not only do we get unlimited water ice, 134 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,080 but if you have any feedback or ideas, 135 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:09,960 I'm all ears. 136 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:11,480 You know, I've always thought 137 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:13,840 the chocolate chip ratio was a little off... 138 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:15,560 If only you knew the manager... 139 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:18,880 So obviously, 140 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:21,520 you're gonna handle product development and production, 141 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:25,480 while I focus on ideation, long term strategy and promotions. 142 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:27,720 You're the engine. I'm the GPS. 143 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:29,640 Now what about inventory and accounting 144 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:31,280 and all the other stuff that Gary did? 145 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:33,240 Yeah so that now falls under your vertical. 146 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:35,280 Well he also kept the kitchen organized 147 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:36,480 and cleaned the bathroom. 148 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:38,880 Maybe you could help with some of that? 149 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:40,160 Totally hear you, Bar. 150 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:42,160 I can absolutely help with that. 151 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:45,080 Okay, Hank. So you've got the most important job 152 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:46,120 in the whole place. 153 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:49,160 - President? - No. You clean the bathrooms. 154 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:51,000 Oh. Let me tell you, the first thing people 155 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:53,280 judge a restaurant by is how clean their bathrooms are. 156 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:54,440 You could be the frickin' French Laundry 157 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:57,000 but if you got skid marks on the toilet, forget it. 158 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:59,240 Woah. That's a serious responsibility. 159 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:02,720 Sure is, pal. Can we entrust you to be the guardian of the throne? 160 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:03,880 It would be my honor. 161 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:06,040 Also, Hank, bathroom's for customers only. 162 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:07,840 We've had some problems with the homeless people 163 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:10,120 - camping out in there, so. - Got it. 164 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:15,760 - Hello. - Hey, would it be cool if I use the bathroom? 165 00:06:15,840 --> 00:06:18,520 Oh, uh, the bathrooms are for customers only. 166 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:19,880 Are you gonna buy water ice? 167 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:21,160 Uh... yeah. 168 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:24,040 Oh. Okay then. 169 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:27,400 So I'm thinking we could convert the store closet 170 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:29,760 into an upscale speakeasy offering, like, 171 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:32,360 high-end custom water-ice cocktails. What do you think of that? 172 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:35,400 Uhh... I should really get started on today's batches. 173 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:37,360 Bar, you gotta make time for blue-skying. 174 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:38,840 If you're always focused on today, 175 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:41,360 you're never cooking up tomorrow's big idea. 176 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:43,000 Hmm. Oh, you know what, 177 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:45,560 I have always flirted with the idea of doing 178 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:48,720 a seasonal pumpkin flavor, of course Gary always said no. 179 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:51,640 Hmm, pumpkin spice. I love it, Bar. 180 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:53,680 Or no... just pumpkin. 181 00:06:53,760 --> 00:06:56,120 - No spices. - Ah, whatever. Go make it happen! 182 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:57,160 Go create, baby! 183 00:06:57,240 --> 00:06:59,680 Oh, boy. Okay. Well, this is exciting! 184 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:04,200 Yo, yo. Got some good news. 185 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:05,960 You know James "Jelly" Martin? 186 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:08,560 The influencer guy who does those dessert reviews? 187 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:11,200 Bingo. He's gonna be doing a review of your new flavor. 188 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:13,120 - How 'bout that? - Well, that's amazing! 189 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:14,520 Yep. He's gonna pop by on Friday. 190 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,400 Woah! Well, that's in two days! 191 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:17,520 I won't be ready by then. 192 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:19,360 I... I just started experimenting. 193 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:21,200 Barry, did you ever hear the story about how Gordon Ramsay 194 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:22,720 became the best chef in the world? 195 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:25,360 I mean, I don't know if he's the best chef in the world, but-- 196 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:27,520 He outworks all the other guys. 197 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:29,320 It's all about the grindset. 198 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:31,040 If you wanna take things to the next level, 199 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:32,680 you gotta put in the hours, dude. 200 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:34,360 You're right. I got this. 201 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:36,200 Yo, there we go. That's the spirit. 202 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:38,240 Okay I'm heading out. Have a good one! 203 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:43,640 Occupied. 204 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:45,920 Oh, we're actually closed now. 205 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,680 Okay, well, I'll just let myself out when I'm done. 206 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:49,960 Well it's just, you know, 207 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:52,320 if you don't buy water ice, you can't use the bathroom so. 208 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:54,920 Okay, well, I bought water ice. 209 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:58,160 Oh, you got a receipt that I could just take a look at real quick? 210 00:07:58,240 --> 00:08:00,720 No. I bought it a long time ago. 211 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:02,760 - Oh. - Yeah, once you're a customer, 212 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:05,680 you're a customer forever. Everyone knows that. 213 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:07,120 Oh. Okay. 214 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:46,920 Yo, today's the big day. How we feeling, bud? 215 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:48,360 I did it. 216 00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:51,640 Oh, baby. Yo, I gotta hit this. 217 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:54,800 Not bad. Not bad. 218 00:08:54,880 --> 00:08:57,800 Could maybe use a little more spice, but nice work, Bar. 219 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:03,120 Oh, my god. Is Jelly-- 220 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:05,640 - What time is Jelly coming? - Oh, he left about two hours ago. 221 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:07,360 Wait, what? Why didn't you wake me? 222 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:08,520 You were taking a power nap. 223 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:10,080 Sleep is crucial to the creative process, 224 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:13,040 - I didn't want to disturb you. - But I--Did he-- 225 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:15,280 Oh, boy. He just posted a review. Check it out. 226 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:18,160 Hey! I'm here at Glantontown's famous Barry's Water Ice 227 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:21,160 with the shop's creative visionary, Mark Hoagies. 228 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:22,720 So we've been working 'round-the-clock 229 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:25,160 on the shop's first new flavor in decades, 230 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:26,600 Pumpkin Spice! 231 00:09:26,680 --> 00:09:28,800 - Well, it's not pumpkin spice. - Shh! Just watch. 232 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:31,520 Mmm. Not bad. Not bad at all. 233 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:33,960 I'm going 8.7. 234 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:36,040 MAN:8.7. 235 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:38,560 Wow. That's a really high rating for him! 236 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:40,400 I know right! Okay, watch. 237 00:09:40,560 --> 00:09:41,480 Thanks, Jelly. 238 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:43,280 Just want to tell everyone to come on down 239 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:46,080 to Barry's Water Ice in Glantontown this Sunday 240 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:48,520 for Free Pumpkin Spice Water Ice Day! 241 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:49,720 Free water ice day? 242 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:52,040 This guy has like a million followers Mark! 243 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:53,760 I know! It's great, right? 244 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:58,880 Oh, no. Oh, boy. 245 00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:01,760 Mark, you advertised free water ice to millions of people. 246 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,400 You need to run these kind of promotions by me! 247 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:06,560 Barry, we either grow or we die. 248 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:08,600 Don't you want to show Gary that he was holding you back? 249 00:10:08,680 --> 00:10:09,600 There is just no way 250 00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:11,600 I can make that much water ice by Sunday! 251 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:13,560 I make every batch by hand! 252 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:16,560 Well, then it sounds like what you need is more hands... 253 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:20,200 Barry, I want you to meet our new VP team! 254 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:22,720 First up, I want to introduce you to David Jinglebells. 255 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:25,480 You might know me as the guy who always tips. 256 00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:27,840 David here will be our new Executive Sous Chef, 257 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:29,760 supporting you with whatever you need in the kitchen. 258 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:31,200 I'm merely a sponge 259 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:33,520 ready to soak in your culinary genius. 260 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:35,400 Oh... uh... thank you. 261 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:38,280 And this is Tammy, our new VP of product. 262 00:10:38,360 --> 00:10:40,120 I thought I was in charge of product. 263 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:42,560 100%. She's just here to support your vision, bud. 264 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:45,600 As a lifelong water ice consumer, Tammy has a refined palate 265 00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:48,680 and can provide valuable insights from a consumer perspective. 266 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:50,640 Isn't she your wife? 267 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:52,520 Like I said, she has great taste. 268 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:54,560 And this here is Darren, 269 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:57,560 our new Associate VP of Customer Relations. 270 00:10:57,640 --> 00:10:58,920 Darren here not only brings a bit of 271 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,920 much-needed diversity to the shop, 272 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:04,000 but his youthful exuberance can help us tap into a younger demo. 273 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:07,240 You gave a VP title to a 15-year-old? 274 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:09,120 - He's 16 actually. - Fourteen. 275 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:13,200 Well, listen, as long as you have passion for water ice, you'll be fine. 276 00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:14,400 I don't. 277 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:17,920 Uh. So my boss said that you aren't a customer forever, 278 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,720 and that if you're not gonna buy water ice, 279 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:21,120 you gotta leave. I'm sorry. 280 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:25,000 He said that, eh? News to me. Well, okay. 281 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:28,000 Ah... I guess I'll have to buy some more water ice. 282 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:29,720 Can I borrow $4? 283 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:32,040 - Uh... - I'm good for it, I swear. 284 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:33,640 Okay, sure. 285 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:35,120 Here you go. 286 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:37,280 Thanks. 287 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:40,240 Okay, here, can you bring me a small water ice? 288 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:41,560 You got it. 289 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:45,200 Chef, is there a ritual for hand washing? 290 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:46,960 I just wash them when they're dirty. 291 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,200 Ah, brilliant. 292 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:49,160 I was thinking 293 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:51,360 a peppermint eggnog flavor could be fun. 294 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:53,120 Okay, before we get into new flavors, 295 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:55,120 I need help with the basic flavors. 296 00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:58,200 First up, chocolate peanut butter cup. 297 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:00,040 Okay. Cup of cocoa powder, 298 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,760 four heaping scoops of peanut butter-- 299 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:03,440 You should probably use an electric mixer. 300 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:04,400 It'd be a lot easier. 301 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:07,520 No no no. The key to the textural balance is mixing by hand. 302 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:08,400 Ah, I love it! 303 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,520 Like the old vignerons of Burgundy. 304 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:14,000 Oh, and what is the intention behind choosing a wooden spoon 305 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:15,600 over say, a metal spoon? 306 00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:17,720 To add notes of oak to the flavor profile? 307 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:20,400 Uh... the metal spoon's in the dishwasher. 308 00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:22,160 - Ah. - Alright, you know what? 309 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:23,800 You're gonna go prep the strawberries. 310 00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:26,880 Thank you, chef. This is a great honor. 311 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:30,200 Hmm...Yo, what's better, the Tropical Mango 312 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:32,160 or the Hammonton Blueberry? 313 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:34,560 Ah... I don't know. I don't really like water ice. 314 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:37,000 - Excuse me, for just one second... - HR! HR! 315 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:38,880 Can you just act like you like water ice? 316 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:39,760 Come on, man. 317 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:41,880 Oh, you want me to just lie to the customers? 318 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:44,440 - That's messed up. - One small mango, please. 319 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:47,360 Hank. You don't have to pay for water ice. You work here, bud. 320 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:48,840 Oh, it's not for me. It's for Vern. 321 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:50,640 - Vern? - The guy in the bathroom. 322 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:53,600 Hey! You got my water ice? 323 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:56,120 So I was told you gotta pay for it with your own money. 324 00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:57,560 Okay listen, Hank. 325 00:12:57,720 --> 00:12:59,720 I want to buy water ice, I really do. 326 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:02,160 But I've hit, kind of, a rough patch in life. 327 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,920 And you know, I'm working my way back though. 328 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,760 In fact, I've been applying for jobs. 329 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:08,200 And I promise you, the minute I'm back on my feet, 330 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:09,680 I'm gonna buy water ice. 331 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:10,760 Please? 332 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:12,200 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, Vern. 333 00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:14,640 - Is there anything I can do to help? - Actually, yeah. 334 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:16,680 I just need a few things from the kitchen. 335 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:17,760 No problem. 336 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,520 Oh, yeah, completely agree. 337 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,400 Healthcare, Web3, I mean, those are growth spaces 338 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:22,760 that we're definitely exploring. 339 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:23,720 Oh, hey, Bar, 340 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:25,840 I want you to meet Lil Jawn Dice here. 341 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:27,920 He's a local influencer and hip-hop artist. 342 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,120 Little Jaundice? 343 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:30,440 Nah. Jawn Dice. 344 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:32,520 Mr. Dice here is actually interested in a collab, 345 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:34,840 an exclusive sizzurp flavor drop 346 00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:37,160 for anyone who owns a Ganja Skunk NFT. 347 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:38,360 Uh... What? 348 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:40,520 Hey, Barry? Where's the maple syrup? 349 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:41,960 Wait, maple syrup? 350 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:43,680 Never mind! I found it. 351 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:45,640 Excuse me, for just one second. 352 00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:47,240 Oh, yeah, that's the good stuff. 353 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:49,040 Um, excuse me. What's all this? 354 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,880 Experimenting with a new flavor, maple bacon. 355 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:54,760 No. We do not do tacky fad flavors. 356 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:56,920 We use simple, fresh ingredients! 357 00:13:57,640 --> 00:14:00,400 And we mix everything by hand. 358 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,360 What the hell is this? 359 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,440 Oh. Those are all the rejects. 360 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:06,920 Hold up. That's all you did in an hour? 361 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,280 Well, I know you have such high standards. 362 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:11,160 Oh, my god, alright. 363 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:12,880 You got this Barry. Just do it yourself. 364 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:15,040 Oh, also, I need you to pick up my medicine 365 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:17,480 from my, uh... the pharmacist. 366 00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:19,120 - Uh, yeah, okay. - What in the hell? 367 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:20,240 He's right behind the Burrito Bell 368 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:22,040 on Harrison street, you can't miss him. 369 00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:24,880 Oh, my god! 370 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:26,080 Oh, hey, Barry. 371 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:28,200 Mark, we need to-- 372 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:29,680 What the hell are you doing? 373 00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:31,560 - Ice bath. - Why? 374 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:33,760 Helps me quickly recover after a hard day of 375 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,200 thinking about innovating, you know. 376 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:37,320 Listen, Mark, there is no frickin' way 377 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:39,640 I'm gonna have enough water ice ready for Sunday! 378 00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:42,040 Well, let's not make perfect the enemy of good here, Bar. 379 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:44,920 Mark, do you understand that I pride myself 380 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,920 on making the best water ice in South Jersey? 381 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:49,920 You have got to call off this event. 382 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,280 Okay, you're clearly stressed and overworked here. 383 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:53,960 Why don't you take a mental health day? 384 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:56,360 Go to the Spa. Reset and recharge. 385 00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:58,480 So you'll call off the free water ice day? 386 00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:00,160 Don't worry. I'll handle it. 387 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:01,440 Thank you. 388 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:05,000 Hey, Vern. Got the succulents you asked for. 389 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:08,000 Oh, no. 390 00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:10,000 He didn't buy water ice. 391 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:20,760 What? The hell! 392 00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:21,920 Thank you very much. 393 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,960 Yo! There he is. Looking rejuvenated. 394 00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:27,320 Hey! You said you called off this stunt! 395 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:29,840 No. I said I'd handle it. And it's handled! 396 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,560 - Boom. - Yuck. Tastes like a cheap scented candle. 397 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,800 Honestly I'd rather just pay for good water ice. 398 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:38,360 This is garbage. Who made this? 399 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,840 Hey there, Barry! You feeling refreshed? 400 00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:42,760 Oh, my! 401 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:45,160 Oh! 402 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:47,000 Oh, god! 403 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:52,560 Yo, Hank, can you call 9-1-1? 404 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:57,280 Ugh, it was my strawberries. I could see it in his eyes. 405 00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:59,600 One of the ones I prepped was lopsided, I saw it. 406 00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:02,040 Yeah, probably, but don't beat yourself up about it. 407 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,360 Well, he's not dead. 408 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:04,480 Oh, thank God. 409 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:06,760 He had a severe stress-related heart attack. 410 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:09,360 Oh, just like Dad! That's a weird coincidence. 411 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:12,120 Oh, god. That's it. It's over. 412 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:14,320 The water ice shoppe is done. 413 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:15,680 No, it's not. 414 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:18,440 I came here to take this business to the next level 415 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:20,960 and that, by darn it, is what I'm gonna do. 416 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:23,360 Without Barry, this business is nothing. 417 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:24,880 So we got a sub-par product? 418 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,560 There's lots of successful business 419 00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:29,000 that I can't name for legal reasons have sub-par products. 420 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:30,840 It isn't always about quality. 421 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,080 Sometimes, it's about gimmicks. 422 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:39,200 So uh... 423 00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:40,800 ...what flavors do you have for dogs? 424 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:42,240 All of our normal flavors. 425 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:43,800 We just serve them in a bowl. 426 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:45,800 - Even the chocolate? - Uh, yeah. 427 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,520 I thought dogs can't have chocolate. 428 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:48,800 Then don't get chocolate. 429 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:50,800 Did you enjoy your water ice bath sir? 430 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:53,080 Do you feel rejuvenated? I feel sticky. 431 00:16:58,400 --> 00:16:59,640 I want to play a game. 432 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:01,360 In order to escape this room, 433 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:03,680 you must finish the entire tub of water ice. 434 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:08,760 My tummy hurts. 435 00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:11,280 Congratulations! You completed the escape room! 436 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:12,920 So that's gonna be $80 for the water ice. 437 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,640 You're lucky I didn't call the police. 438 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:18,040 I'm not sure this business model is working. 439 00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:22,280 Vern? 440 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:23,400 Hey, Hank. 441 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:25,840 Wow, you look, uh... not homeless. 442 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:28,400 Well, thanks to you providing me with a safe home, 443 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:31,440 reliable meals, and my mood stabilizer medication, 444 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:33,120 I was able to get back on my feet. 445 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:36,960 Now I'm the Regional Associate Buyer for Weggler's Grocery. 446 00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:39,680 - Woah, that's awesome! So does that mean... - Yes, Hank. 447 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:42,160 I'm finally ready to buy that water ice. 448 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:44,960 And a lot of it. I want to put Barry's Water Ice 449 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:47,240 in freezers across South Jersey. 450 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:48,280 Oh, wow! 451 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:49,960 - Awesome! - No! 452 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:52,360 - Barry? - I'm Gary. 453 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:55,200 Well, Gary, I'd like to make you and your brother 454 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:56,760 the next Ben & Jerry. 455 00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:59,600 No. We are done. We're selling this place. 456 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:02,160 Gary, an order like this could save the business. 457 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,880 Even with Barry we couldn't fulfill an order this big, 458 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,520 let alone guarantee quality. 459 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,600 Gary, just say "Yes" and we'll figure it out. 460 00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:10,720 No. It's not humanly possible. 461 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:13,120 You can't just delegate your way out of this. 462 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:16,000 Hmm. Not humanly possible... 463 00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:19,000 I think I know how to save this business. 464 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:20,560 Not another cheap gimmick. 465 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:22,360 Listen, maybe my gimmicks are what 466 00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:23,520 gave my dad a heart attack, 467 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,640 destroyed his business, gave Barry a heart attack 468 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:27,440 and are currently destroying this business, 469 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:28,760 but now I realize... 470 00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:30,320 I was just doing the wrong gimmicks!! 471 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,440 Yo, this is the one, I promise. 472 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,040 Oh, god. What are you doing here? 473 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:39,600 I brought you a little something... 474 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:40,880 Ta-da! 475 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:42,560 Erm... What is this? 476 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:45,200 Give it a try, Bar. I think you might be surprised. 477 00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:47,720 Woah. 478 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:50,880 This is actually pretty darn good. But how did you-- 479 00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:56,040 Oh, my god. 480 00:18:58,480 --> 00:18:59,320 Yo, Bar! 481 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,440 Meet the BarryBots. 482 00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:04,000 I tried to stop them. 483 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:05,480 I told them it's not the same. 484 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:06,760 Yeah. Actually it's better. 485 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:08,960 They work around the clock, at double speed, 486 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:11,680 so we can stay open all year round, no problem. 487 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:13,920 And they make all kinds of crazy flavors... 488 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,720 at Barry quality of course. 489 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:18,280 Yes, but it lacks his je ne sais quoi! 490 00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:19,960 That Barry magic. 491 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:22,920 I don't understand. But how did they learn to-- 492 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,640 We trained them on samples from Mark and Tammy's tub, 493 00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:26,640 security camera footage 494 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:29,800 and my husband's extensive and weirdly detailed notes. 495 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,520 Oh, god, I just feel so violated. 496 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:34,080 I can't believe you said yes to this. 497 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:36,880 Well, now we can relax, we can live stress- free 498 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:39,680 while the Barrybots bring joy to countless generations. 499 00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:43,800 Oh, totally. Until they turn on us and make us human water ice. 500 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:45,160 Yeah, but until then, 501 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:47,360 we're gonna be making a crap ton of money. 502 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,480 Well... we are. 503 00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:51,360 Yeah. You're all fired. 504 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:57,320 Yo, Hank, you wanna grill up these dogs, watch the Phillies? 505 00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:58,400 Actually, Mark. 506 00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:00,040 I got something I wanna show you... 507 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,400 I've been saving up my UBI money and thanks to you, 508 00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:05,800 I finally realized what I want to spend it on. 509 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:07,480 Oh, my god, Hank, you didn't! 510 00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:08,920 You got the Rocky statue? 511 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,040 Ta- da! 512 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:11,400 Holy crap. 513 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:13,600 Hello. What can I get you? 514 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,120 Baloney sandwich? 515 00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:17,360 Aw, you know it, Dad-robot. 516 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:18,520 Marcus? 517 00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:20,320 Dad? 518 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:22,400 What is that? 519 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,400 A crossbow? 520 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:26,880 Why do you have the jaws of life? 521 00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:28,840 Is that a cannon? 522 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:32,160 Mark, you moron! 523 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:36,480 Dammit, Hank.