1 00:00:02,200 --> 00:00:03,480 Here, fishy-fishy. 2 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:05,200 No, no, Hank. Gotta hold it steady, okay? 3 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:06,320 Fish these days are smart. 4 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:08,200 They know when a worm is dancing too much. 5 00:00:08,280 --> 00:00:09,400 Oh, I think I got a bite, Mark! 6 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:10,320 Fish on! Fish on! 7 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:12,080 Okay, stay calm. Pull against the drag! 8 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:14,480 Pump and wind! 9 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:15,200 Got him. 10 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:17,040 Hell yeah, Hank! Nice job buddy. 11 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:18,960 Oh we're eating good tonight, Mark. 12 00:00:19,040 --> 00:00:19,880 Yooo, 13 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:20,760 Hoagies! 14 00:00:20,840 --> 00:00:21,440 Ugh, great. 15 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:23,760 The one thing that can ruin a nice fishing day. 16 00:00:23,840 --> 00:00:25,920 Steve frickin' DelVecchio. 17 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:27,000 What's up Steve? 18 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:28,440 Oh you know. We're just getting back 19 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:30,280 from a little fishing trip with the boys. 20 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:32,480 The tug is the drug, you know what I mean? 21 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:33,400 Oh yeah. 22 00:00:33,480 --> 00:00:34,320 Wait. 23 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:35,720 Is that an earthworm? 24 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:38,600 They're using earthworms for bait. 25 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:39,600 What? 26 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:40,680 Perfectly good bait. 27 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:42,920 Freshwater bait, Hoagies. C'mon. 28 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,360 Maybe try some squid strips. 29 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:46,400 Or maybe those little guys. 30 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:49,440 You wanna see a real fish? 31 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:51,000 - Nah I'm good. - Yeah. 32 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:52,640 Pfft! Those even edible? 33 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:53,640 Bluefin tuna? 34 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,280 Wagyu of the sea, my guy. 35 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:56,480 Yeah, it's no marlin but, 36 00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:57,680 yeah it's something, I guess. 37 00:00:57,760 --> 00:00:58,320 Oh yeah? 38 00:00:58,400 --> 00:00:59,320 You're catching marlin? 39 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:00,360 With worms? Pfft. 40 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:01,400 All the time. In fact, 41 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:03,120 I gotta get more walls in my house 42 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:04,200 just to mount them on. 43 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:05,080 Sure, Hoagies. 44 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:06,680 Enjoy your widdle fishies. 45 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:08,880 Maybe you can mount 'em on your dollhouse. 46 00:01:11,960 --> 00:01:12,800 Damnit. 47 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:14,320 Man, these fish are smart. 48 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:18,560 Well, I used to work at a hot dog factory. 49 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:20,520 Until them robots came along. 50 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:22,400 And now there is no job for me 51 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:24,440 But I get 3,000 bucks a month 52 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:28,800 Thanks to UBI 53 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:32,200 Now we're Universal Basic Guys. 54 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:34,120 It may not sound like much. 55 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:36,920 But we're still gonna try 56 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:42,320 We're just Universal Basic Guys 57 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:49,040 C'mon c'mon. 58 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:53,160 Yoo. 59 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:53,960 Damnit, Hank. 60 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:55,440 Woah! You can fish in the grass? 61 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:56,560 This is a game changer. 62 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:58,680 Nah, I'm just testing out this new rod. 63 00:01:58,760 --> 00:01:59,400 Check it out. 64 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:00,600 Woah. That's no joke. 65 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:01,840 Aw you know it. 66 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:04,080 The Deepmaster Pro Triton Elite. 67 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:05,600 Push-button casting, 68 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:06,720 advanced reel seat, 69 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:08,440 20,000 pound test. 70 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:10,840 And it's collapsable for portability. 71 00:02:10,920 --> 00:02:13,320 I bet we can catch some big perch with that bad boy. 72 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:14,320 Yo, forget perch. 73 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:15,840 We're putting a thousand pound marlin on that wall 74 00:02:15,920 --> 00:02:19,000 for DelVecchio to see every time he drives by. 75 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:20,480 Well don't you look nice. 76 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:22,040 Thanks, hun. Yeah I went with the 77 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:23,800 gold-stamped aluminum front plate. 78 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:25,160 Not you, ding-dong. 79 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:26,360 Hey, why aren't you dressed? 80 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:27,160 We're gonna be late. 81 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:27,760 For what? 82 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:29,760 Uh... the dinner plans you've known about 83 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:30,520 for a month. 84 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:31,680 Uh uh, raincheck, Tam. 85 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:32,480 We got good tides. 86 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:33,840 I'm going marlin fishing. 87 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:37,000 Mark, we got reserved tickets for this sunset dinner cruise! 88 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:39,120 Woah woah Tam. Did you say a dinner cruise? 89 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:40,200 Like on a boat? 90 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:41,240 No, on a bus. 91 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:42,200 Yeah, on a boat. 92 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:44,160 Oh hell yeah. I'm go... I'll be right back. 93 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:46,320 So did you invite that girl from Instagram? 94 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:47,120 Is she coming? 95 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:48,200 I think so. 96 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:49,240 But every time I ask, 97 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:51,520 she just sends me a link to her Amazon Wishlist. 98 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:53,120 Oh, heh, 99 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:54,080 I see. 100 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:55,400 Well either way, 101 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:56,480 it's gonna be fun. 102 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:58,440 There's karaoke and dancing 103 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:00,400 and David and Andrea are coming, too. 104 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:01,920 They're very excited. 105 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:04,280 Ugh, I can't believe you agreed to go on this 106 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:06,160 stupid cruise without asking me David. 107 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:07,440 I thought it would be fun! 108 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:08,720 Well you could not have picked a worse night. 109 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:10,960 We're piloting a new self-driving truck in Fresno. 110 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:12,200 I need to be on-call. 111 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:13,960 Maybe what you need is a romantic night 112 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:14,840 with your husband. 113 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,040 A little chardonnay, a little sunset, 114 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:18,000 a little dancing. 115 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:20,120 It's been a while since we've been intimate, you know. 116 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,600 Well, maybe it has something to do 117 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:22,840 with the fact that when we are, 118 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:24,480 it lasts six seconds. 119 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:26,000 Uh..That's because I "love" you. 120 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:27,040 And I'm "attracted" to you. 121 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:27,960 I mean come on, 122 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:29,560 you should be thrilled that I'm so virile. 123 00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:31,920 David. We've been together for fifteen years. 124 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:37,360 Ooh this is so fun. 125 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:38,600 Oh it's really fun. 126 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:39,920 Isn't this great Mark? 127 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,360 Oh yeah hon. Totally. 128 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:44,000 Ooh, I'm guessing that's where the karaoke's gonna be. 129 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:46,480 I think tonight I'm gonna sing "Rights to Your Heart." 130 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:47,680 Oh yeah. Totally. 131 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:50,000 I know, I know, I always sing that one 132 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:51,520 but I never sung it on a boat. 133 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:53,320 Yep. Totally. Totally. 134 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:55,920 Mark. 135 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,000 Mark! 136 00:03:57,560 --> 00:03:58,000 What's up? 137 00:03:58,080 --> 00:03:59,640 Did you hear anything I just said? 138 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:00,880 Yeah I heard everything you said. 139 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:02,520 Oh yeah? What was I talking about? 140 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:04,760 Ah, you were saying how... work is stressful. 141 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:05,920 Yeah nice try. 142 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,400 I was telling you what song I was gonna sing for karaoke. 143 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:09,720 Wait, karaoke? 144 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:12,200 Ughhhhh. 145 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:12,880 C'mon, Mark. 146 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:14,200 Try and keep an open mind. 147 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:15,400 I bet you'll have fun. 148 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:17,160 Oh you bet I'll be having fun... 149 00:04:21,280 --> 00:04:22,240 You look beautiful. 150 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:25,280 You know, I'm thinking maybe tonight's an oysters night? 151 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:27,280 You feeling oysters? 152 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:29,480 Ugh. It's work. 153 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:32,280 Ugh. Andrea, it's a multi-billion dollar company. 154 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:33,640 I'm sure they'll be okay. 155 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:34,680 I understand, David. 156 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:36,080 It's just that... gimme a sec. 157 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:37,320 Hey, what's up? 158 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:38,560 Okay, calm down. 159 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:39,800 It drove through a what? 160 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:40,760 A school? 161 00:04:40,840 --> 00:04:42,520 Dammit Jason, why are they beta testing 162 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:43,920 in a fricken' school zone? 163 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:46,000 I thought these engineers went to M.I.T. 164 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:47,840 Do they not teach common sense? 165 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:53,280 Hello. 166 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:54,520 Hi. 167 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:55,640 You here alone? 168 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:57,120 My date's just running late. 169 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:59,440 Uh, you know we're already out to sea right? 170 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:01,960 Yeah I figured she could still swim or something. 171 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:05,080 Well you're welcome to join me, 172 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:06,040 if you'd like. 173 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:07,680 Uh. Yeah. Okay. 174 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:10,640 I'm Nori. 175 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:11,720 I'm Hank. 176 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:13,000 And for you, sir? 177 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:15,200 Uh yeah let me get some squid strips. 178 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:17,200 Calamari. Okay. 179 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:18,680 No, no. Just squid. Raw. 180 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:19,360 Oh... 181 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:21,200 we're not actually serving sushi tonight. 182 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:22,520 Okay then how about uh... 183 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:23,640 you got sardines? 184 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:25,280 We do have sardines. 185 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:27,160 Okay great. Yeah let me get a bunch of those. 186 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:28,520 In a bucket, please. 187 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:30,240 My husband, the comedian. 188 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:31,400 Anything else for you, sir? 189 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:33,360 Yeah, the branzino, please. 190 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:34,320 Lovely choice. 191 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:35,680 How would you like that prepared? 192 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:37,800 Can I get that alive and in a cooler? 193 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:38,480 Um, 194 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:40,480 I'll have to check with the chef. 195 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:41,880 The hell are you ordering? 196 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:42,920 Seafood. 197 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:44,240 What? I mean, we're on a boat. 198 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:45,360 Sardines? 199 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:46,600 Raw branzino? 200 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,200 What are you, a fricken seal? 201 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:50,160 No it's the, uh, it's just the, uh, 202 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:51,200 Scaleo diet. 203 00:05:51,280 --> 00:05:52,560 Raw, whole fish. 204 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:54,120 Optimizes the nutrients, okay? 205 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:55,600 The eskimos have been doing that for like 206 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:56,680 four thousand years. 207 00:05:56,760 --> 00:05:58,760 It's a classic eskimo tradition, okay? 208 00:05:58,840 --> 00:06:00,680 That's why they live to be 190 years old. 209 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:01,920 Oh my god, Is that... 210 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,280 Quick pic, quick pic, quick pic! 211 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:04,200 It is. 212 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:05,200 Guess who's here, Mark? 213 00:06:05,280 --> 00:06:06,160 Who? Woah, woah, woah. 214 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:07,200 Fricken Leanne. 215 00:06:07,280 --> 00:06:07,920 Oh crap! 216 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:08,880 I know, right? 217 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:10,000 Look at her. What is she, 218 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:11,840 like, some fake influencer now? 219 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:13,800 It's like, is she even enjoying herself? 220 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:14,760 Oh by the way, 221 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:16,720 will you take a video of me singing later? 222 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,360 Yeah, yeah... sure. Yeah. 223 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:19,480 What are you doing? 224 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:21,080 Oh I'm just uh... 225 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:23,360 looking out... the... ugh... window here. 226 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:24,200 Beautiful view... 227 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:26,720 wow look at that sunset... oh. 228 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:27,800 Unbelievable Tam, it's unbelievable. 229 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:29,080 Mic check one-two. 230 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:30,440 Check it, check it, one-two. 231 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:32,120 Can y'all hear me? 232 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:33,920 Wooo!!! Yeah, I can hear ya! 233 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,160 What's up, boat fam! 234 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:38,000 It's your boy, DJ Swaggy Bangerz 235 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:39,280 Just want to let y'all know, 236 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:42,720 the sign up sheet for karaoke is open for bizness! 237 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:44,080 Bowbowbowwwww. 238 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:45,440 Oooh. I'm gonna go sign up. 239 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:46,880 Okay... ugh... yeah have fun. 240 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:48,280 Sounds good. Do your thing. 241 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:50,200 Tell them it's an infrastructure issue! 242 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:51,680 The street signs were misleading. 243 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:53,840 "Slow Children" can mean a lot of things... 244 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:54,720 What the... 245 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:56,800 Oh, you've gotta be fricken kidding me. 246 00:06:58,200 --> 00:06:59,760 Okay, let's see here. 247 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:01,280 Ooh, there it is. 248 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:02,360 Hello. 249 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:03,320 Here ya go! 250 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:04,400 Thank you, amiga. 251 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:05,480 It's my go-to. 252 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:06,720 Yeah... it's... 253 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:08,320 definitely a popular one. 254 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:13,440 Mark, you sure you don't want to sing? 255 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:14,960 Mark? 256 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:15,960 Wow mama. 257 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:16,920 You're a big boy. 258 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,040 A very big boy. 259 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:18,680 Okay! 260 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:19,920 Are you kidding me? 261 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:20,840 You're fishing! 262 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:22,280 Tam I got something really huge here. 263 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:23,680 Yeah, well you can fish tomorrow. 264 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:24,960 Karaoke's about to start. 265 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:27,160 Come on, you know I hate karaoke, okay? 266 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:28,440 I mean, who wants to listen to a bunch of 267 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:30,160 random people's terrible singing? 268 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:31,240 You know I wish you could at least 269 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:33,240 pretend to enjoy something I enjoy. 270 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:34,560 Yeah, well maybe you could pretend 271 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:36,360 to be impressed by the fact that your husband 272 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:37,960 has a giant monster fish on the line. 273 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:39,560 Whatever. 274 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:41,520 I can have fun with or without you. 275 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:42,320 What's that!? 276 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:43,640 I'll see you in a bit hon, okay! 277 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:44,720 Ow! 278 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:47,440 "Woah, oh." 279 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:50,320 "Do I need the rights to your heart?" 280 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:51,400 Oh no way. 281 00:07:51,480 --> 00:07:52,640 That's my song! 282 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:55,320 Hey, I wrote my name down for that song! 283 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:56,600 She stole my spot! 284 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:57,280 It happens. 285 00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:57,840 No! 286 00:07:57,920 --> 00:07:59,440 "to your soul? Or is the..." 287 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:00,360 'Scuse me? 288 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:01,280 Tammy? 289 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:02,520 What the hell are you doing? 290 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:03,880 I'm singing my song. 291 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:05,760 Cause you stole it, you song thief. 292 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:07,280 What are you talking about? 293 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:09,360 No I didn't. This is my song. 294 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:10,000 Yeah right. 295 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:11,000 You stole it like you 296 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:12,160 stole my boyfriend. 297 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:12,680 Yup. 298 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:13,960 That's right, folks. 299 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:14,560 Wait, 300 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:16,760 are you seriously still mad 301 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:18,240 that I skated with John Mason 302 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:19,920 at the sixth grade skating party? 303 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:20,960 That's pathetic. 304 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:21,880 I'm pathetic? 305 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:25,160 At least I'm not some middle aged wanna-be influencer. 306 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:27,400 Are you that desperate for attention, Leanne? 307 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:28,480 - Grow up. - Wow. 308 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:29,400 That's not... 309 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:30,600 that's not why I... 310 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:31,720 I just... 311 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:34,200 Uh... Okay let's hear it for Leen. 312 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:35,480 Leann, Leanne... 313 00:08:35,560 --> 00:08:37,480 Let's hear it for Leanne everybody. 314 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:40,080 Next up is "Tammy Hoagies" 315 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:42,000 with "Rights To Your Heart"... 316 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:43,200 again. 317 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:47,520 Uh, why don'y you just skip this one, 318 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:48,760 Swaggy Bangerz. 319 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:51,680 Might want to loosen that drag. 320 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:53,120 Okay, buddy. I don't need you 321 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:54,880 fish-splainin' to me, okay? I'm fine. 322 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:56,480 Oh that ain't no fish... 323 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:59,200 That thar' is a whale. 324 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:04,880 YOOO. 325 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:08,880 No I would say my dad... 326 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:11,520 he's sweet but he's just like, strict. 327 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:12,960 He just only wants me to date, 328 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:16,160 like, guys who are like him I guess... 329 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:17,440 if that makes sense? 330 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:18,360 Yeah totally. 331 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:19,200 What about you? 332 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:20,440 Are you close with your dad? 333 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:21,800 Not really anymore. 334 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:23,080 Oh. Why not? 335 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:24,160 Oh he's dead. 336 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:27,520 Oh my god sorry, 337 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:28,880 I should not have laughed. 338 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:30,400 I thought you were making a joke. 339 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:31,160 Oh it's okay. 340 00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:32,760 I like making you laugh. 341 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:35,240 Hank, 342 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:37,000 there's something you should know about me. 343 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:38,920 Oh are you like a Mets fan or something? 344 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:39,680 Uh, no. 345 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:41,240 I, um... 346 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:43,280 Yeah. 347 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:45,160 Oh wow, you're in a wheelchair. 348 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:46,480 Well, that's cool. 349 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:49,480 Wheels and chairs are actually two of my favorite things. 350 00:09:49,560 --> 00:09:51,200 So it's not a deal breaker? 351 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:51,920 Nah, 352 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,280 they're just legs, right? 353 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,120 So we got a whale situation, okay. No big deal. 354 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:57,680 Agh, no big deal. 355 00:09:57,760 --> 00:09:58,880 Here ya go, Chief. 356 00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:01,200 Oh the expert wants me to stab a whale? 357 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:01,920 Pfft. Brilliant. 358 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,520 No. To cut the line. Ya Silly-billy. 359 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:05,760 No fricken' chance. 360 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:06,520 Oh yeah? 361 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:09,040 Yer gonna reel in a humpback with a fishing rod? 362 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:11,320 Yeah well this ain't just any fishing rod, pal. 363 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:13,760 This is the Deepmaster Pro Triton El... 364 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:14,560 Yeah, yeah. 365 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:16,040 Does it have a harpoon? 366 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:17,520 A harpoon? Pfft! 367 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:19,080 I don't need fancy gadgets, pal. 368 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,600 I'm doing this the old-fashioned way. 369 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:22,880 Now you listen here, greenhorn. 370 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:25,960 We're not talkin' about catching red gills or billyquafers, 371 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:27,520 that thar' is a whale. 372 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,160 Whalin' ain't' some game. 373 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:32,080 Whalin' is a battle with the devil's greatest monster, 374 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:34,240 knowin' full well you're gonna end up stuffed 375 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:38,200 inside Davy Jones locker or even worse... 376 00:10:38,360 --> 00:10:40,440 Old, and alone and forgotten, 377 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:43,480 skippering a tacky karaoke cruise ship 378 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:45,680 and praying for the day it founders. 379 00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:47,160 Yeah gotta be honest I don't know what any of 380 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:48,640 that pirate nonsense means. 381 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:50,440 It means you should call it a day, 382 00:10:50,520 --> 00:10:52,480 and head inside with that pretty wife of yours. 383 00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:54,200 Order yourself an Aperol spritz 384 00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:57,120 and enjoy some drunk lawyer butcherin' Bon Jovi. 385 00:10:57,760 --> 00:10:58,840 Let me tell you something pal, 386 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:00,120 I'm gonna catch this thing 387 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:02,760 and when Steve DelVecchio sees it mounted on my wall 388 00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:05,040 he's gonna poop his fricken pants. 389 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:07,560 Well, you must really hate this fella. 390 00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:10,360 Almost as much as I hate Karaoke. 391 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:15,840 Alright then. 392 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:17,080 Tighten that willy belt. 393 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:18,400 Loosen your shoulders. 394 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:20,240 Jam your left foot under that bar 395 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:21,560 and bend your damn knees. 396 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:22,720 Remember, 397 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:25,120 you're not trying to fight this blubber-head, 398 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:26,680 you're dancing with her. 399 00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:34,240 "The road we traveled on was in the stars above." 400 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:36,360 Mmmm, hello. 401 00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:38,240 Just need to borrow your phone for one sec. 402 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:39,040 Oh come... 403 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:40,240 Really, Andrea? 404 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:41,000 No. 405 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:42,160 Work can wait. 406 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:42,920 David. 407 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,000 I want one dance. 408 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:44,960 But I really... 409 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:46,240 Uh uh. No "buts." 410 00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:47,800 Enough with the PR B.S. 411 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:50,280 Your spin isn't gonna unflatten those kids. 412 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:51,080 Sorry. 413 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:52,480 So we might as well have fun tonight. 414 00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:53,280 Ooh David... 415 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:55,040 I kind of like this side of you. 416 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:55,800 Yeah? 417 00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:56,960 Yeah. 418 00:11:57,040 --> 00:12:00,800 "Hold me closer," 419 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:03,360 - "baby don't let go. - Come on. Let's dance, baby. 420 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:04,440 Come on! 421 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:06,360 No, not like that. 422 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:08,120 You want her waltzing, not twerking. 423 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:09,440 Yo enough with shanty puns, 424 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:10,280 Davy Crockett. 425 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:11,680 We've been doin' this for seven minutes already, 426 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:12,640 I haven't made a dent. 427 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:14,720 I wouldn't do that if I was you. 428 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:18,880 Oh! Oh! 429 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:20,600 David, did you really just... 430 00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:21,320 What? No! 431 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:22,920 Ow! Ow! Oh my god. 432 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,000 Ohh god. 433 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:26,160 Oh god. Oh my god. 434 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:27,200 - Ow, ow, ow. - David? 435 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:28,360 Everything okay in there? 436 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:30,400 No, no it's not good, Andrea. 437 00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:31,600 I think uh... 438 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:33,200 I think I broke it. 439 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:34,200 Wait, what? 440 00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:35,360 How is that even possible? 441 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:36,600 Well, uh... 442 00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:37,760 Did you already have a... 443 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:38,840 Yes. 444 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:39,960 Wow, okay. 445 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:41,400 We hadn't even started dancing! 446 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:43,200 Well there was a lot of steamy subtext! 447 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:44,400 It's fine, okay? 448 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:46,160 Just go handle your work crisis. 449 00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:47,240 Work can wait. 450 00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:50,200 My husband's crises always come early. 451 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:51,360 I mean, first. 452 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:54,120 You're, like, so chill. 453 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:55,320 Are you like one of those guys 454 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,040 who seems all innocent and simple 455 00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:58,920 but is actually, like, really deep? 456 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:00,440 No. 457 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:02,440 You're such a liar. 458 00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:05,920 Hank, There's something else I need to tell you. 459 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:08,320 I... I haven't been fully transparent. 460 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:09,120 Oh yeah? 461 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:10,640 You can turn invisible? 462 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,040 I'm... 463 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:13,160 a mermaid. 464 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:15,040 I'm half fish. 465 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:15,920 Oh, wow... 466 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:17,080 which half? 467 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:20,520 Woah. You're a paralyzed mermaid? 468 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,480 No, no no no. I'm not paralyzed. 469 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:25,120 I just use the chair to get around on land. 470 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:27,560 I hope this isn't a dealbreaker. 471 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,480 No way. I think that's awesome. 472 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:31,800 Hey, you! 473 00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:33,080 You have to turn this boat around. 474 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:35,520 My husband is having a medical emergency. 475 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:36,280 Sorry. 476 00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:37,360 No can do. 477 00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:38,200 What do you mean? 478 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:39,400 You're the captain aren't you? 479 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:40,560 Not anymore. 480 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:41,720 I'm sorry? 481 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:42,800 My dear, 482 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:45,560 I'm afraid we're on a Nantucket sleigh ride! 483 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:47,760 Uhh, what does that mean? 484 00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:51,920 It means we're being dragged out to sea by a whale. 485 00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:54,840 You've got to be kidding me. 486 00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:58,920 Mark, you need to cut this line. 487 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,120 This whale of yours is towing us out to sea. 488 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:02,480 Sorry. No can do, Andrea. 489 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:04,800 I'm deep in a battle of wills between man 490 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:06,800 and the devil's biggest beast thing... 491 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,080 anyway I just need five more minutes, okay? 492 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:08,920 It's getting tired. 493 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,520 And then what are you gonna do with a whale, 494 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:11,000 Mark? 495 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:12,040 I'm gonna have it mounted, 496 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:12,800 that's what. 497 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:14,040 Pretty sure that's illegal. 498 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,960 Oh yeah? Tell that to the Museum of Natural History. 499 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:18,320 Oh god. 500 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:19,760 It's turning purple. 501 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:20,720 Oh come on. 502 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:21,880 You'll be fine. 503 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:22,840 How do you know? 504 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:25,440 Because the same thing happened to me once 505 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:27,360 and I lived to tell the tale. 506 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:28,440 Wait it did? 507 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:29,400 And like, is everything 508 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:30,720 still working down there, or? 509 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:31,800 Oh yeah. 510 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:32,840 Better than ever! 511 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:33,600 Hah. 512 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:35,400 Now I've got permanent wood 513 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:38,080 and I last forever. 514 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:39,360 Oh god. 515 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:41,120 Would you like to hear the twisted tale of 516 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:43,360 how this old sailor lost his dong? 517 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:44,760 Uh, no thanks. 518 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:47,400 Hey, 519 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:48,480 Leanne. 520 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:49,560 What do you want? 521 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,120 I just want to say I'm sorry. 522 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:52,440 I thought you stole my song, 523 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:53,400 and I was wrong. 524 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:54,560 I shouldn't've said all that. 525 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:55,640 Yeah, well, 526 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:56,720 you're not wrong. 527 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:59,520 I pretend to live this crazy influencer life, 528 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,320 always having fun but 529 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:02,240 the truth is, 530 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:03,720 I spend most of my time alone, 531 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:04,680 on my phone. 532 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:06,480 My husband was supposed to be here with me tonight, 533 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:08,560 but he had to work and bailed last minute, 534 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:09,200 again. 535 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:09,960 Oof. 536 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:11,480 Well, if it makes you feel any better, 537 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:13,840 my husband's currently out on the deck fishing. 538 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:14,920 Seriously? 539 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,800 If my husband was out fishing tonight, 540 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:17,960 I'd freakin' kill him! 541 00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:19,760 Well, you're welcome to throw Mark in the ocean 542 00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:21,800 if it'll help you blow off some steam. 543 00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:25,120 I'm gonna order two beers. 544 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:26,280 You want two, too? 545 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,040 And maybe a tequila shot? 546 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:30,200 My girl. Let's go! 547 00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:31,360 Hehe! 548 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:33,560 Wait what do you call these little tridents again? 549 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:34,680 Oh I always forget. 550 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:36,120 I just call them thingamabobs. 551 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:37,040 Me too! 552 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:38,240 That's so funny! 553 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:39,120 Sorry to interrupt... 554 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:40,640 Some bad news from the kitchen. 555 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:42,120 We're down to the kids menu. 556 00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:43,800 Grilled cheese, chicken nuggets, 557 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:44,720 and hot dogs. 558 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:45,400 Ew. 559 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:46,840 One thing I just don't understand 560 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:48,320 about land people... 561 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:49,400 hot dogs. 562 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:50,720 Gross. 563 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:54,240 And that's how I learned that "blowhole" 564 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,960 was not meant to be taken literally... 565 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,760 Okay, sure, I mean the media loves whales, 566 00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:00,440 but nobody stops thinking of krill. 567 00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:01,600 I mean, whales eat like 568 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:03,040 five tons of those things a day. 569 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:04,600 So if you're a krill, I mean, you know, 570 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:06,920 whales are basically floating holocausts. 571 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:07,880 Mark. Shut up. 572 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:09,080 I'm calling the Coast Guard. 573 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:10,040 Ah, geez, alright. 574 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:11,720 Time to bring you in, baby, let's go. 575 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:16,800 Come on you stupid whale! 576 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:18,760 Yeah! 577 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:20,000 Got her! 578 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,280 She's tired out! 579 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:22,680 Oh no, 580 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:24,000 she ain't tired. 581 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:25,080 She's angry. 582 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:27,440 And she's coming straight for us. 583 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:32,160 "Do I need the rights to your heart?" 584 00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:38,960 Yo yo. 585 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:41,720 It's your boy DJ Swaggy Bangerz. 586 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,120 Just got word that we got a little 587 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:45,040 Titanic situation happening 588 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:46,400 but it's all gravy baby... 589 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:47,600 just remain calm, 590 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:49,640 grab some of that sweet life vest drip 591 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:51,640 and make your way to the lifeboats. 592 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:52,840 Peace. 593 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:54,120 Mark Hoagies, 594 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:56,200 you better stop fishing and put this on. 595 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:56,880 Tammy, 596 00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:58,320 I'm real close here, okay. 597 00:16:58,400 --> 00:16:59,800 Just five more minutes babe. 598 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:02,120 You are five minutes away from being dead. 599 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:03,000 Let go! 600 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:04,480 Well look who it is, 601 00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:05,800 Mark Hoagies! 602 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:06,920 I should've figured. 603 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,080 Ugh DelVecchio. 604 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:09,160 The hell are you doing here? 605 00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:10,880 We heard the distress call on the way back 606 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:13,280 from our very successful fishing trip. 607 00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:14,120 Little did I know, 608 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,440 we'd get the added bonus of watching a moron 609 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:18,240 try and fish off a sinking ship. 610 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:20,000 This is classic. 611 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,600 Oh yeah? Well when you see the size 612 00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:22,680 of the hog I'm reeling in, 613 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:24,360 you're gonna need a diaper change pal. 614 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:25,320 Enough, Mark. 615 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:26,200 Let it go! 616 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:27,440 Just a sec, Tam. 617 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:29,040 Woah. 618 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:29,840 Hoagies, 619 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:30,840 are you stupid? 620 00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:32,040 That's a fricken' whale. 621 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:33,640 You can't be bringing that thing in! 622 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,000 - Oh you wanna bet? - Mark! 623 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:36,160 Are you insane? 624 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:38,080 Let go of that rod, now! 625 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:38,880 Come on, Tammy! 626 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:39,640 We gotta go. 627 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:41,520 It's clear what his priorities are. 628 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:45,600 Are you fricken kidding me, Steven? 629 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:46,520 Leanne? 630 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:47,480 What are you doing here? 631 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:49,760 I'm on the karaoke dinner cruise, Steven. 632 00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:51,480 You know, the one you bailed on 633 00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:52,720 'cause you said you were working! 634 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:53,600 I, uh... 635 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:54,600 Well the thing is... Well... 636 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:56,160 You lying scumbag! 637 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:57,240 I can't believe this. 638 00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:58,800 You know what Steven? I'm done. 639 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:00,240 This is the last straw. 640 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:01,200 Babe, listen. 641 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:02,000 These tides. 642 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,000 You should've seen them. 643 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:03,600 Look! 644 00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:04,440 I got a marlin! 645 00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:05,080 Great. 646 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:06,760 Enjoy your last day on the boat 647 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:08,480 before I take it in the divorce. 648 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:08,960 Wait. 649 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:10,480 Are you being serious right now? 650 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:12,280 Do I look like I'm kidding? 651 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,480 You know what Steve, 652 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:23,160 I'm gonna toss this one back. 653 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:24,680 'Cause I already got a keeper. 654 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,160 Ah Tam. I'm sorry. 655 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:31,440 Maybe I don't got a fancy fishing boat 656 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:34,280 or some big trophy fish hanging on the garage wall. 657 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,120 But I got something way better: 658 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,680 a trophy wife. 659 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:38,880 And you know what, 660 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:40,720 the only whale I need... 661 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:42,040 is you. 662 00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:45,080 Ah. Just get in the fricken lifeboat. 663 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:46,640 See you around, Steve! 664 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:48,560 Hopefully she'll let you keep the marlin! 665 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:50,240 Mark, can you please hurry 666 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:51,920 before I lose my... 667 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,080 Oh thank god. 668 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:55,680 Crisis averted. 669 00:18:58,040 --> 00:18:58,760 Captain you coming? 670 00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:00,240 Not today Swaggy. 671 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:03,240 I've got a long overdue date with Davy Jones. 672 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:03,960 Okay, 673 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:06,040 but you know we got plenty of life rafts. 674 00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:06,760 Nah. 675 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:09,200 All my friends died at sea long ago. 676 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,440 And it's high time for me to join them. 677 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:13,840 Take me Poseidon! 678 00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:15,720 Weeeeeeee!!! 679 00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:20,040 You know sometimes, Hank, 680 00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:21,760 you gotta know when to let 'em go. 681 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:23,840 But there's always more fish in the sea. 682 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:24,560 Yeah. 683 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:25,440 So, Hank... 684 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:27,840 where's the cute girl I saw you talking to earlier? 685 00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:30,160 We had some irreconcilable differences. 686 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:40,800 I don't understand. 687 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:42,720 Everything was going so well. 688 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,480 And then he just got all weird. 689 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:46,280 Enough with these land boys. 690 00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:47,640 Your place is here... 691 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,160 under the ocean! 692 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:50,440 You're right. 693 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:51,920 This is where I'm needed. 694 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:05,760 What the... 695 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:06,440 no, 696 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:07,320 no! 697 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:10,560 Damn you, Poseidon! 698 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:13,960 Alright, Mr. Jinglebells. Let's see here. 699 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:15,920 Got some good news and some bad news. 700 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:17,680 The good news is it's gonna heal fine 701 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:18,800 and still be functional. 702 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:20,520 If you'd gotten here a few minutes later, 703 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:21,960 might have been a different story. 704 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:23,600 Oh, thank god. 705 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:24,760 So what's the bad news? 706 00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:25,360 Well... 707 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:27,480 I'm afraid there was some nerve damage. 708 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:28,440 Nerve damage? 709 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:29,600 Yes. Unfortunately, 710 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:31,000 you're gonna lose some sensitivity, 711 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:33,880 so you know it might take you a little longer to... 712 00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:35,240 Finish.