Did you send the cactus?
If you send a cactus as Mr. Majnu,
then as your well-wisher, I can't let anything wrong happen.
So, I sent
the symbol of love. A bouquet of roses.
[tense music playing]
[metal clanks]
[music playing]
Flowers?
For me?
Who asked you to use your brain? Huh?
And what did you write on that card?
I nearly used your words.
You can't write plain sentences for women.
So I let poetry do the speaking.
What are you saying? You ruined it.
Do one thing. You...
Send the photo of the card right now.
I sent it to you.
Oh my!
[music fades]
Yours, Majnu!
Yug Sinha!
Yug Sinha? My...
Why did you write my name?
You could've mentioned your dad's name, your name...
You messed it all up!
A bouquet of roses...
To which address did you send the bouquet?
I didn't have to.
I left it at Kairi Sharma's main gate.
[playful music playing]
Biscuit, I am going to meet Maeri!
[tense music playing]
[suspenseful music playing]
Listen, what have you done!
Did I do something wrong?
Dear Kairi. These roses
are nothing compared to you.
Your Majnu...
[pleasant vocalisation]
[footsteps approaching]
You meet thousands but rarely find someone who feels like your own.
It's fate that brings someone
who feels close even without ever meeting.
'Your Majnu Yug Sinha.'
Unfortunately, our paths may never cross in the real world,
but only in dreams.
Because I am leaving
the country for good.
[tense music playing]
Majnu is leaving the country.
He should meet me once before leaving.
[music swells]
How can he...
[music swells]
[music fades]
[paper rustling]
[pleasant music playing]
[song playing]
You...
- What are you doing? - You tell me!
What am I doing?
I was standing here. You came running.
It doesn't matter how I came here. Why are you here?
You get paid for looking after Maeri.
Right? And not to do personal work during working hours.
This is how I end...
- Mr. Sinha! - What distracts my employees.
- Mr. Sinha, what are you doing? - You won't waste time
if this card doesn't exist. Go and look after Maeri.
[music swells]
[music playing]
[music fades]
This auspicious plate
is from the Sharma family.
I've come here with the proposal
of Yug's alliance with my sister, Kairi.
Oh my! You are late.
Yug and Lata's alliance was fixed long ago.
This is not the time to joke, Maeri!
Don't you want
your son to get married
and become less grumpy?
That is what I want!
I want their life to be full of happiness.
I want them to laugh together
like they used to.
So say 'yes' to this alliance with a smile,
Yug's mom!
Okay!
It's a 'yes' for the alliance, ma'am!
But this is not an easy job, Maeri!
Why, Gujiya?
Where do I start? Because Kairi is still upset with him.
And until the hero apologises to the heroine,
we can't go ahead with this.
That is a serious problem.
Our hero
never apologises to anyone.
We will make him!
He will have to apologise!
- All the best! - All the best!
[door creaks open]
Caught you, you grumpy man!
- Now you're in my grasp! - Maeri!
Are you going to hit me with a hunter?
- Yes! You are in my grasp now. - Yes!
You have to do what I ask you to do.
Maeri, I am always willing to do whatever you want.
Just say it!
Apologise.
Sorry!
Not to me!
Then who?
- Who? - Who?
Kairi!
- Maeri, hold on! - Hmm!
Hey, you! Come out!
Maeri, first of all,
she is spoiling you. Stay away from her.
Secondly...
Maeri, I won't apologise.
- You... - Maeri!
You must apologise to Lata, Yug.
She is so sweet and kind.
- You falsely accused her of leaking the video. - Maeri!
- Maeri! - Yes?
Hold on!
Okay!
Shh!
You wore a mask to commit theft in your own home!
That secret is still making me uncomfortable.
If you want, I can tell everyone. No worries.
I can't hear you.
I can hear her, Maeri!
- Maeri! - Hmm?
He is ready to apologise.
[chuckles]
Shall we take him?
What are we waiting for?
[somber music playing]
Come on, Yug. Hurry up!
Lata!
Come on!
Let's go!
Here...
Stand here.
Apologise to Lata.
Lata, he will apologise.
[playful music playing]
Maeri!
Huh?
Let him go.
A sorry from someone who feels nothing
holds no meaning.
[music intensifies]
Just because there's no beauty left in your life,
it doesn't mean you have the right to ruin the joy in others.
I've never met someone as insensitive as you.
Lata! What... What happened?
What did you do with her?
- Maeri! - Hmm?
Pull his ears!
Ma... Ow!
- Ma... - Why do you bother Lata?
Maeri! Please! It hurts.
I did what I had to do.
- Is it important to bother Lata? - Ouch!
You.. You are a bad man, Yug! A bad man!
Lata!
[music playing]
Drama queen!
I came to apologise.
But she didn't listen.
Do you know skipping?
Do it!
Oh my! This love is difficult!
Because it is next to impossible
to make them fall in love.
[tense music playing]
How can Mr. Majnu leave like this?
I just asked him to meet me once.
Hello, Shalu!
Can you please meet me at the main road now?
Thank you!
What's wrong?
Why are you worried?
- Maeri... - Hmm?
I want to meet someone who is not meeting me.
It's fine. Let's look for that person together. Let's go.
Maeri, listen!
You always say
that your prayers have extra power.
Hmm!
So, please pray for me.
I just hope to meet the person
I want to meet. Please!
Hmm!
[pleasant music playing]
Thank you!
[pleasant music playing]
Anya!
What is this?
Have a seat!
This is my final plan.
Congratulations, babe!
You and I, let's just run away and get married.
#runawaybridegroom!
Anya, get down.
Come on!
What...
Why? Why are we doing that?
Oh my! We will be standing
while getting married, but after we elope.
To be honest,
I doubt you will tell your brother, Shaurya.
So, we have no other option but to elope.
Cancel this option.
- I can't elope to get married. - What?
Why?
If I am willing to leave my family,
then what's bothering you?
Anya!
Oh my!
Baby, listen!
I love you!
But I love Yug too.
I can't upset him.
You can upset me?
Shaurya, you know I love you too.
But... But I hate Yug.
I despise him!
He has no love in his life
and he wants to ruin others' lives too.
Listen, Shaurya! You have to decide.
- Me or Yug? - That's enough!
[tense music playing]
I love you.
But I can't betray Yug for you.
You have no idea
how much he means to us or what he's done for us.
[tense music playing]
This is our final meeting.
- Shaurya, are you 'FR'? - Yes, I am.
I am 'FR'!
For real!
Anya, if you can't respect my brother,
then our relationship will never work.
[tense music playing]
Is this a nightmare?
[tense music playing]
Shaurya...
He broke up with me.
Me!
You will regret it, Shaurya.
You are going to regret this!
[engine whirring]
Get off!
Get off now!
Who is this Majnu?
Where is he from? How does he look? You know nothing
and you made me take a tour of Delhi.
How will you look for him
when you haven't seen him?
[sobbing]
Ka...
Kairi!
Why are you crying? What happened?
Aren't you getting a bit too caught up in this whole Majnu mess?
I don't know, Shalu.
I just wanted to meet him to thank him.
Maybe because
no one has ever
sent roses to me.
Forget about writing poetry,
no one ever wrote 'good morning' for me.
Before this,
I've never sat alone,
lost in someone's thoughts
and smiling like a fool.
Hmm! I get it!
What illness are these symptoms of?
You have feelings for Majnu, right?
Hmm!
Yes!
I don't know much about all this.
But I do know
that the path that leads straight to the heart
is made of words and thoughts.
His solutions, his poetry,
every little thing he says has touched my heart.
I've never met him.
But it feels like
I've known him for a long time.
All my life, I've been burdened with responsibilities.
I never even thought
I was capable of feeling
so much.
But these emotions,
every one of them, belong to Mr. Majnu alone.
[pleasant vocalisation]
Kairi!
This is what I am trying to explain.
One-sided love is risky.
One-sided love is the safest!
No one can take it from you
and no one can reject it.
It's mine!
[vocalisation]
But, Juliet,
Majnu is leaving India for good.
How will you meet him?
[phone ringing]
Hello?
Yes, ma'am. I will be there soon.
Yes, I am on the way. I am coming.
Kairi, the customer called.
- I have to... - You go!
I have faith in the Goddess.
If She created Mr. Majnu for me,
then She will definitely bring us together.
See you!
Goddess, you made me talk to Mr. Majnu,
so please help us meet once.
Please give me a signal, Goddess! Please!
[music intensifies]
'Hi, Mr. Majnu!'
'I am at the cafe.'
'I am holding a yellow balloon'
'so that you can recognise me.'
I got a signal.
[laughing]
Hey!
You...
Mr. Majnu's magic is definitely spreading.
In reality, you can't woo anyone.
And the one in the cassette is the one winning her over.
[laughing]
You are all grown up, but look at your language.
What is with the words you are using?
Nonsense!
I don't know what Kairi likes
about that fool Majnu!
Who is Majnu? It's me.
No!
No, Yug!
That is your misunderstanding.
He's way up there and you're way down here.
Huh!
Listen! Mr. Majnu is like a sweet treat on festivals
and you're just bitter medicine.
There is a huge difference. Huge...
Majnu
is dead!
If Kairi tries to revive him,
I will put him back in the grave.
[tense music playing]
[music intensifies]
Goddess!
You've brought me back to the same cafe
where Mr. Majnu and I were supposed to meet for the first time.
If that table where we were supposed to sit
is not occupied,
I'll take it as a sign that I'm going to meet him.
Please give me the signal.
[music swells]
Yug, Majnu was the fun side of your life.
You will be full of life if that part of you comes back.
Maybe this is a sign from the Almighty.
Let him come back.
This is not a sign from the Almighty.
This is Kairi's foolishness.
That is all!
[song playing]