[pleasant music playing]
'Sorry, Mr. Majnu.'
'I called you suddenly out of excitement.'
'You have no idea'
'you've unknowingly helped me.'
'I just want to meet you and thank you personally.'
'Today at noon, at Cafe Love and Light!'
'Who... Who could she be?'
[tense music playing]
[sighs]
The more I try to forget Lata,
someone shows up to remind me of her.
[pleasant music playing]
You know!
I always prayed to the Goddess
for someone I could go to for advice.
But I never imagined
that I would find that friend
in this old cassette.
This world
really needs men who understand women.
Here we have Mr. Grumpy Sinha,
who doesn't understand women at all.
And then there's you, Mr. Majnu.
Everything you say is just perfect.
Okay! I am done talking to the tape.
I will do the rest of the talking with Mr. Majnu
face-to-face.
[pleasant music playing]
Hmm!
Where are you off to,
all dressed up?
I am not dressed up. I wear this often.
Hmm?
I can see eyeliner,
and the pink kurti.
They belong to you, right?
You don't wear them every day.
It's for a special occasion.
Who are you going to meet?
Calm that TV-fuelled brain of yours,
tiny grandma! Be quiet!
I have work.
[playful music playing]
Hello, Cafe Love and Light?
Book a table for two today for 12 pm.
Kairi Sharma. Yes!
Thank you!
[music fades]
My sweetheart! My queen!
You look extra lovely after your soap bath.
[kisses]
I love you!
[groans]
You?
[music playing]
Anya! What are you doing here?
Despite having a girlfriend like me...
[grunts]
You are saying 'I love you' to your motorcycle.
Why are you here? In our house!
If Yug sees you...
[thud]
What?
I turn heads,
not knock people out.
Shaurya! Shaurya!
Shaurya!
[coughing]
Get up!
Anya! Anya! Anya, please leave.
Leave now. If Yug sees you,
then he will ruin our love story.
- What... - Go!
OMG, Shaurya! Are you 'FR'?
'FR'?
Baby, this is not the right time to use abbreviations.
What does 'FR' mean? Tell me!
For real, Shaurya!
- You've been avoiding my calls. - Sorry!
I was anxious.
Look at this!
[camera shutter clicks]
Look at this!
There are so many wrinkles in my face because of you.
I still came to meet you.
But you are asking me to leave.
You should be so thankful, Shaurya.
Are you 'FR'?
Baby, yes! I am 'FR'.
But if Yug sees us even by mistake,
then he will 'RMA'. Go!
Oh my! Shaurya, did you just say...
I am so impressed. Tell me,
what is 'RMA'?
Baby, he will rip me apart!
Please go now! Please leave.
Oh God, Shaurya! Enough!
Baby, speak softly!
Hey! Where are you going? The gate is over there.
The lion is inside.
He might be a lion at his house.
Baby, but this is his house.
You might be scared of your brother, but I am not afraid of anyone.
I am going to tell him clearly and explain in detail.
You love me, I love you,
we are dating and my brother will handle the rest.
Baby, you just burst out.
We will tell him. We will.
We will take our time.
He will be in shock if we tell him now.
When will we tell him? I am already 22.
Baby, we will tell him.
Why are you worried? Listen!
- I have a plan. - Hmm?
I have a plan in place.
I suspect that Yug has a crush on Kairi.
- She is Maeri's caretaker. - Hmm?
So, the plan is to ignite that flame.
Once he falls in love with her,
then we have a chance too.
Okay! Caretaker? Kairi?
Strange! Bad choice.
Anyway, I can't wait so long, babe.
Tell your brother about us soon
and my brother will manage the rest.
By the way, you don't want to be
on my blocklist, do you?
Baby, you know I love you, right?
I really do.
But then... Tick-tock!
Baby!
This way! Please!
Block? No, baby! Don't block me.
I want to be in your heart and not your blocklist.
Yug!
[music playing]
Yug!
[music playing]
Tell me!
Yug, I wanted to tell you something.
What?
Yug, I was saying...
Will you speak tomorrow? I have to go.
- What? - I was saying, your shirt...
- This shirt suits you. - Okay!
It suits you.
[pleasant music playing]
Listen!
Yes, Yug?
Where is Cafe Love And Light?
It...
Near JP market.
Okay, run!
Anya! Anya, I went to talk to Yug, but...
I... No! Listen...
But...
Anya! Anya, believe me. I am not lying.
Please understand.
Anya, I am not a coward.
Don't call me a rabbit in anger.
Anya! Listen to me! Anya, listen!
Listen! Anya... Anya!
Oh my! What should I do?
How do I tell my brother, who hates women,
that his brother loves a woman?
[playful music playing]
Hey! What?
[playful music playing]
- Hello, partner! - Yes?
Kairi was in a good mood today.
She was dressed up
and she went to Cafe Love And Light.
What?
Yug also got ready to go to Cafe Love And Light!
All this sneaking around
means the fire's already lit, partner!
Hold on!
But Yug didn't seem happy. He was restless.
Being restless is the first step
towards falling in love, partner!
How do you know so much?
How old are you?
Hmm!
You shouldn't ask girls about their age.
You can say that
watching television added around 25 years to my age.
'If she is telling the truth, then'
'Anya and I have a chance.'
- Listen, we shouldn't let go of this chance, mice! - What?
Ah... Gujiya!
What are you doing? Tell me!
Hmm! Yes! I have an idea.
Before they reach the cafe,
we have to get to Cafe Love And Light!
Why? I'll tell you!
Because we'll set a romantic mood there.
Even the air will be filled with love
and flowing all around.
Wow!
- Follow me! Come on! - What are you?
Hmm!
Things between Yug and Ms. Mango are spiralling.
We have to control the situation, fool!
Today's not a date. It's going to be an event.
Follow me!
[claps]
Wow, Gujiya! Impressive!
Brilliant!
You've set a romantic mood.
Looks like all that TV watching finally paid off.
There are hearts,
roses and romantic music. There's everything!
Now, no one can stop
Kairi and sir from falling in love.
Yes, partner!
There's a rat here in the presence of customers.
- A rat! - I have proof that there's a rat here.
Your rat ate half my croissant.
Yes! Close the cafe or we will involve the police.
- Yes, we will. - Please!
Please, listen!
We will close the cafe for a while and clean it. Okay?
Please don't make noise.
Please go outside for a while.
We will clean the cafe. Sorry!
[playful music playing]
What are you doing? Huh?
Are you misusing Sundari just to win?
Sundari is like a sister to you.
Both of you are my favourite.
But currently, you have teamed up with our enemy.
So, get ready to lose. Get it?
Hey! What are you doing?
Look at this, Uncle.
They were carrying a hamster in their bag
to blackmail you.
All of you leave!
Okay, we will leave for sure.
But we will ruin this decoration.
- Move! - Hey!
[hamster squeaks]
[balloons burst]
Hey! Call the police!
They will all go to jail!
[engine whirring]
[vocalisation]
[pleasant music playing]
Hi, Mr. Majnu!
I am at the cafe.
I am holding a yellow balloon
so that you can recognise me.
[vocalisation]
[engine whirring]
'Hi, Mr. Majnu! I am at the cafe.'
'I am holding a yellow balloon'
'so that you can recognise me.'
[pleasant music playing]
'She is the one who knows Lata'
'and Majnu too.'
[song playing]
[music playing]
[pleasant music playing]
[music swells]
[music intensifies]
Hello, ma'am! What would you like to order?
[music intensifies]
I am waiting for someone. I will let you know soon.
[music intensifies]
Okay! Thank you, ma'am.
[music intensifies]
How does Kairi know about Majnu?
Where did she get Lata's number from?
Why does she want to meet?
What kind of game is she playing?
Where is Mr. Majnu?
Patience, Kairi. He will be here.
The candles are melting.
[music playing]
[clearing throat]
[phone ringing]
Kairi will answer all the questions!
Hello, Mr. Majnu!
Where are you? I am waiting for you.
How do you know me?
It's a coincidence.
Actually, I found some tapes.
You were talking to a girl in those tapes
with whom you share
poems, philosophies and how to live life.
'No, listen to Mr. Majnu! Life is round!'
'Sometimes as sweet as a laddu'
'and sometimes as dangerous as a bomb. Boom!'
[thud]
[chuckles]
I don't help. I do wonders.
[tense music playing]
Honestly, I'm truly impressed by what you said.
You have no idea,
but what you said has helped me a lot.
By the way, I happened to find your number in those tapes.
I was lucky!
When will you reach the cafe?
[music intensifies]
Hello?
He hung up!
There might be a network issue.
[phone ringing]
He disconnected the call.
[phone ringing]
'The number you have called is switched off!'
The phone... It's switched off!
[music intensifies]
[thud]
This... You are responsible for all this.
I asked you to burn those tapes or throw them away, but you didn't!
You had to keep those tapes.
Even if you kept them, why did you bring those tapes home?
Yug, I had no idea that she would listen to them.
Anyway, she has no idea that you are Majnu.
She just wants to thank Majnu.
Kairi can't find out about my past.
Do you get it? She is Kundan's daughter.
I can't trust Kairi!
What if she tells my brothers about my past?
Then what?
[phone beeps]
Look! Kairi is texting
Mr... Mr. Majnu!
She wants to meet him.
This is Lata's phone. I...
- What happened? - Lata's phone is switched off.
[tense music playing]
'In fact, I hate women. I hate all of them.'
'They are so sly and clever.'
'They always have an agenda behind anything they do.'
'I have a personal vendetta against women.'
'If it were up to me, I would throw every single one of them in jail.'
This... Who recorded this?
'Yug Sinha's shameful statement.'
Yug, what was this and when did this happen?
I... I was drunk.
Kairi was with me. I don't recall when this happened.
Who recorded it and shared the footage?
[phone ringing]
- Hello? - 'Advocate Yug Sinha!'
'This is Senior Advocate Brijesh Shrivastav'
'from the Bar Council of India.'
'The Chair of the Bar Council wishes to meet you'
'concerning your disgraceful remarks.'
'Report immediately!'
Yes, sir!
[tense music playing]
[music fades]