[music playing]
Are you stumbling again?
Should I help?
[grunts]
[playful music playing]
What are you doing, Yug?
Why are you throwing a paperweight? Who are you hitting?
- There was a mosquito. - Mosquito?
- It's dead. - Bro, were you killing the mosquito with a paperweight?
What are you doing here?
[playful music playing]
What is all this?
Huh?
Options!
I mean...
When we talk to girls,
you punish us for it, but you don't give us options.
So, we have options for you
because you are the oldest.
This!
This is a bucket full of ice.
Will you bathe in it?
We also have chillies.
How about crushing some chillies?
Whatever you want.
[playful music playing]
Good choice, bro.
Better than crushing chillies,
it's better to bathe in ice-cold water.
Only I have the right to punish in this house.
If you try to act smart again,
I'll have you lying on ice and eat chillies.
Cold on the outside and hot on the inside.
Hmm?
But...
- Come on! - Let's go!
- Bucket! - Yes! We will take it.
[playful music playing]
Hello?
Hello, Uncle. Greetings!
Do you know what? In the whole of Delhi,
you are my favourite uncle.
- Whenever I need money, I... Hello? - [phone beeps]
Hello?
I know
that he hung up on purpose.
Everyone is hanging up.
He is no different.
Lord,
no one is helping me.
You help me.
[tense music playing]
I don't help, I perform miracles.
[pleasant music playing]
'When your boss ignores you'
'and no one gives you respect,'
'take this legendary advice,'
'free of charge!'
[pleasant music playing]
'If you want to reach someone's mind,'
'the way is always through the eyes.'
'And if you want someone to truly understand you,'
'you have to speak their language.'
'This is Mr. Majnu's guarantee.'
'And if they still don't get it, don't worry.'
'Just take a deep breath...'
And everything gets better.
That's my dialogue.
Who is this Mr. Majnu?
Whoever it is!
He is right about one thing.
If you want to get through to someone, start with their eyes.
And to make someone listen,
talk in their language.
[suspenseful music playing]
[playful music playing]
[music intensifies]
Am I imagining you again?
[whistles]
[grunts]
What...
Why did you pinch my nose?
I was checking if you are really here or if I am imagining you.
Are you all right?
Why are you here?
'It's time to apply Mr. Majnu's trick.'
'Look into his eyes and talk.'
You need to listen to me very clearly!
Why are you staring at me?
Because I can
and you can listen.
That's why you must listen to me.
You can't fire me.
- You were the one to quit. - Yes.
I quit because I was furious.
Did I give you my resignation? No!
Did you give me a termination letter? You did not!
I know my contract by heart. According to that,
if you want to fire me,
then you must give me a one-month notice.
Did you give me a notice? You did not.
If you didn't give me a notice
and I didn't respond to a notice I never got
and you didn't respond to my reply,
then I should be reinstated in my job.
Okay!
I will allow you to keep your job.
Will you stop staring?
Step back.
Stand back.
Move back.
[music playing]
- I have a condition. - I accept it!
I will do as you say. I will accept all the conditions.
I will manage everything.
I need my job back. Give that to me.
My condition is that you come to work and you will wear this.
Consider this your uniform.
It will help you stare.
Hmm?
Okay!
I can see everything clearly.
No worries.
On this note, let's shake hands.
Hmm!
I am standing here.
[song playing]
I am fine with this.
I will... I will wear these glasses all day. Just...
I need my salary in advance.
Rs. 15,000.
[tense music playing]
Why do you need the money?
I...
I need to pay school fees
and buy groceries.
'I will be out of here.'
'Kairi, the girl living in your house, will bail me out.'
'I know why you need Rs. 15,000.'
'To bail Kundan out.'
Okay!
- I will do that. You can leave now. - Thank you!
Thank you so much, Mr. Sinha.
Thank you!
[grunts]
[music playing]
You...
[suspenseful music playing]
It's fine.
[suspenseful music playing]
Yes, Yug?
Sukesh!
Things unfolded just as I had expected.
Kairi came to me to get her job back
- and ask for her salary in advance. - And then?
Did you give her the money?
She lied.
She said she wanted money for groceries and to pay fees.
I will pay the fees
and deliver the groceries.
But I will not give her money to bail Kundan.
'Yes! Okay!'
'This sacred plate is a gift'
'from the Sharma family to the Sinha family.'
We have come with a marriage proposal
for Yug, on behalf of Kairi Sharma.
[pleasant music playing]
We won't let this happen!
Hey, you fool!
We are not enjoying this.
We are here because of Gujiya.
We want no part of relatives who behave like mongooses.
We want nothing to do with a family that insults us.
Listen, all of you fit that description perfectly.
But the point is that we are both on the same page,
so why are we fighting?
Say 'pencil'.
- Say it! - Pencil!
The wedding is cancelled.
In the sitcom Mohabbat Aag Hai,
the world believed
they could suppress love.
But
love is fire.
Once it spreads,
no one will be able to stop it.
We will stop it!
All four of us will stop that.
We will throw water on the fire.
'Shaurya, Yug needs to be in a relationship.'
'Otherwise, I can never start a life with Rani.'
And both of us will stand there with an umbrella.
You can throw water.
Now this fire will definitely ignite
and spread.
All right then! The game begins.
Let's see who wins.
[music playing]
'Hmm! Now, no one can stop this love story.'
'This is the first time that I had alcohol.'
'I have committed sin.'
'I hate you!'
'I hate you too.'
'In fact, I hate women. I hate all of them.'
'They are so sly and clever.'
'They always have an agenda behind anything they do.'
'I have a personal vendetta against women.'
'If it were up to me, I would throw every single one of them in jail.'
[ominous music playing]
Hmm!
Amazing!
Good job.
[ominous music playing]
Well done.
[ominous music playing]
'You can hold on to your hatred for women.'
- Both of them defeated me as a team. - 'You gave me a challenge.'
'I fulfilled it. I ate chillies.'
- I must take revenge. - 'I want my job back.'
Once again...
Once again,
I will destroy you, Yug Sinha!
Let's dance!
Let's dance! Wow!
Amazing, Mr. Majnu!
It was fun.
Your trick
of looking into the eyes and talking
was really...
It worked.
Magic!
Thank you! Thank you so much!
You have no idea how much it means to me.
I got my job back.
I will also get paid.
I want to meet you
and thank you personally.
Where do I find you?
[upbeat music playing]
You never know, I might
find an address on these cassettes.
Who knows!
[pleasant music playing]
'Kairi!'
[pleasant music playing]
If I truly set my mind to it, I won't just talk,'
'I can craft verses too.'
[music playing]
'If my life is a car, then you're the traffic signal.'
[music playing]
'You can't even recall a ten-digit phone number.'
'I am telling you for the last time.'
'Note it down or record it.'
[music intensifies]
[phone ringing]
[door creaks]
[phone ringing]
Who is calling on Lata's phone?
[phone ringing]
'Hello! Hello, Mr. Majnu.'
[tense music playing]
You might not know me,
I...
I don't know you either.
Your words have helped me a lot.
Your suggestions and your tricks
work like magic.
If you don't mind, I want to meet you
and thank you personally.
[tense music playing]
Hello?
Hello, Mr. Majnu!
Hello, can you hear me?
[thud]
[tense music playing]
Who... Who was this
who called on Lata's phone and Mr...
How does she know about Mr. Majnu?
He hung up!
It's evident.
Kairi, you are a fool!
He must've been nervous.
If you call someone
and keep repeating their name,
anyone is bound to get scared.
Oh my!
What should I do?
I'll drop a message.
Yes!
[phone beeps]
[music intensifies]
'Sorry, Mr. Majnu!'
'I called you suddenly out of excitement.'
'You have no idea'
'you've unknowingly helped me.'
'I just want to meet you and thank you personally.'
Today at 12 pm, at Caf* Love and Light!
Other than Lata,
no one has ever called me Mr. Majnu.
Who is this who has Lata's number?
She is addressing me as Mr. Majnu.
[dramatic music playing]
[music intensifies]
'Is there anything you can do besides sweet-talking, Mr. Majnu?'
'Yug Sinha should learn something from you, Mr. Majnu.'
[giggles]
'Is there anything you can do besides sweet-talking, Mr. Majnu?'
'Yug Sinha should learn something from you, Mr. Majnu.'
'You look stunned.'
'Tell me! How do I look?'
[overlapping chatter]
'How do I look?'
[tense music playing]
[music intensifies]
Lata!
You revived Mr. Majnu!
And you killed him!
Who is this girl who wants to revive Mr. Majnu?
[tense music playing]
I have to meet her
to find out.
Okay!
[phone beeps]
Yes!
Yes! He agreed!
If he sounds this lovely in a recording,
meeting him in person is going to be a real treat!
[music intensifies]
[music fades]