What? A woman.
Hey! Wait!
Stop!
- You are a woman. - Thank you for telling me. So what?
I had told him to put up the board in Hindi, but he didn't listen.
'Do you have English?'
What nonsense!
- I want to meet Advocate Yug Sinha. Where is he? - Here.
This way. Come here.
Come!
Read what's written here.
'Ladies allowed!' So?
[crow cawing]
Who erased the 'No'?
Who got rid of the 'No' that was before 'Ladies Allowed'?
You did.
While putting up this board, I never imagined that a woman
would take matters into her own hands and let herself in.
You are too stubborn.
What is so special about the men of this house?
Have you lost your mind? Are you out of your mind?
I am here to meet Yug Sinha!
- Yug Sinha! - Hey!
- Wait! Listen! - Yug Sinha!
- Stop, woman. Stop... - Yug...
Don't enter or...
Or will you hit me with a bottle gourd?
Don't underestimate bottle gourd. It can hit you hard.
The crows ate the peas.
Peas? Shoo! Crow!
Go away!
Where is the crow?
Where is it? Hey!
Woman! Hey!
No! Step back.
Why don't you get it?
If Yug sees a woman in his house,
all hell will break loose.
A storm of anger will sweep through.
There will be a storm but fuelled by my rage.
And you'll be the first to fall.
Yug Sinha has sent a notice to evict my siblings.
Mine! Go and tell him
that I am Kairi Sharma. I will not move from here until I meet him.
Yug Sinha must fall!
Yug Sinha, show yourself.
Yug Sinha must fall!
Yug Sinha, show yourself.
Yug Sinha must fall!
Yug Sinha, show yourself.
'Yug Sinha must fall!'
'Down with Yug Sinha.'
'If this furious mob is let in'
'they will deliver justice right here, right now.'
'Got it?'
'So speak up. What did you do with Lata?
You killed her, didn't you?
Speak, Yug Sinha! Speak up!
[tense music playing]
'Yug Sinha must fall!'
'Down with Yug Sinha.'
- Yug! - Who is screaming?
She is a troublemaker called Kairi Sharma.
She erased the 'No' from 'No Ladies Allowed' and walked right in.
Like witches who slip into temples after snuffing out the sacred lamp.
Is she the one who lied to her landlord
and hid three children in the house?
- I don't know about that. - Tell her I'll see her in court.
She is too stubborn, Yug.
She said she will not move until she meets you.
She seems a little unhinged.
She's going all out with the slogans.
'Down with Yug Sinha!'
Yug!
When you rub your nails in anger,
it makes me nervous. She is a woman after all.
Please don't raise your hand on her.
Don't use any weapon, please! She is a woman.
- Take this. - I don't raise my hand on a woman
or touch her.
'Down with Yug Sinha.'
'Show yourself, Yug Sinha!'
What kind of black magic is it?
This black magic won't just make her disappear,
she won't even dare to return.
'Down with Yug Sinha.'
'Show yourself, Yug Sinha!'
'Down with Yug Sinha.'
Gabru!
Woman!
[whistles]
[dog barking]
[upbeat music playing]
[chuckles] She left.
The stubborn one ran away, Yug.
[music playing]
[whistling]
[music playing]
[suspenseful music playing]
Hey!
Hey, does this belong to that mean girl?
My brothers are allowing girls in the house
and you came here with a brooch.
What's going on?
[dog barking]
Just like this,
you have to bark at women and make them run,
but don't bite them.
Because we...
Hmm!
We do not engage with women.
[sighs]
It's fine, Kairi. Take the Goddess's name
and everything will be fine.
You've taken an oath of not giving up.
Don't give up.
'Take an oath on the Goddess and promise me'
'that when I leave,'
'you will look after your siblings'
'like a mother.'
'Always remember one thing.'
When every road in life seems to shut,
just remember
your mother and goddess.
The paths will open on their own.
If words won't open the doors, force will.
Yug Sinha, you let a dog or a tiger after me,
this is about my siblings.
I am coming!
Hey, you squirrel. Hit the brakes.
Who called me a squirrel?
[music intensifies]
I did.
Do you want more? You cockroach! Cow dung!
Hey! Talk with respect.
Rat thief.
I will! But for now...
- Hey! - Imarti, control!
Listen, you two!
You spilled mud on us.
The dry cleaning will cost us
Rs. 947, but you can round it off and pay Rs. 1,000.
[laughing]
All three of you can buy new clothes for Rs. 1,000.
You look like a street shopper.
You might buy clothes for Rs. 1,000, but not us.
Shaurya!
Control! We are going out for important work.
We can't fight. Let me... Let me deal with them.
Yes! Do one thing.
Keep Rs. 1,000 and get your clothes dry cleaned. Come on!
Our anger is not for sale.
Hey!
Oh my!
[whimpering]
My motorbike's headlight.
- My motorbike... - Shaurya! Control, Shaurya!
Control, bro. Control.
Keep Rs. 1,001.
Install a new headlight.
- Shaurya! - Hey!
Control, Shaurya.
We don't have practice talking to women, let alone fighting them.
Have a seat. Come on!
All of you are lucky.
- We don't have time. Next time, we won't spare you. - Get lost!
Next time you won't be lucky! Get lost!
How do I barge into his house?
[music playing]
Before catching the main villain,
I'll have to capture his commander.
[dog barking sound]
You made me run a lot.
Yes!
Now, you eat this toffee.
[dog barking sound]
Toffee.
[dog barking]
What will you do now, Kairi?
How do I make Yug come out?
Hmm!
[door creaks open]
So, the jailer nurse returns.
You can't tie this rope on my leg.
Tie it around your neck.
I am here to apologise, ma'am.
I made these laddus.
Please accept them as a token of my apology.
I don't want to have these laddus.
I don't want you in this house either. Leave!
How will you recover without a nurse?
Lata is the only one who can help me get better.
I don't need a nurse for my recovery.
I need Lata.
[uptempo music playing]
'These are holy offerings.'
All your wishes will come true if you eat them.
I promise you that.
Eat these laddus. Lata will be back.
Will eating these laddus bring my Lata back?
Yes!
You go! Leave!
Yes, please eat.
Lata will be back if I eat these laddus.
[uptempo music playing]
Sushma, I've taken revenge on that old woman for both of us.
I gave her the laddus we made yesterday.
Yes! With all those sleeping pills she's taken,
she'll go to sleep and not wake up until next Diwali.
Who was she?
Which old woman was she talking about?
[vocalisation]
'Is Lata truly going to return?'
[somber music playing]
[song playing]
Aunt, don't eat these laddus.
[clangs]
I ate the laddu.
Lata is back.
Aunt, I heard someone say
that these laddus are laced with sleeping pills.
Did you eat it?
- Aunt, did you... - I wanted Lata back.
Don't say a word.
I will do anything you want me to do.
I...
I will recover once you are back.
- Will you do what I ask you to do? - Yes.
- Spit out the laddu. - Huh?
Get that laddu out of your mouth.
Show it to me. Open your mouth.
Sit down.
Just water.
Water!
Don't drink it.
Gargle.
- Okay? - Yes.
Open your mouth!
[music playing]
[kisses]
Glass!
Yes.
- I will make a move now. - Wait!
Wait, don't go anywhere.
You don't have to be scared.
Fear only damages those with fading memories.
Have faith.
Everything will be fine.
Stay put!
And don't go anywhere.
Don't leave.
[somber music playing]
[beeping sound]
Excuse me!
Our hearts are pounding,
signalling that we'll find a match for our brother right here.
- Please look for a perfect sister-in-law. - Yes!
Yes! You've come to the right place.
Our matchmaking system
is blessed by Lord Brahma.
I have an idea.
Fill all the good qualities of your brother
and your sister-in-law will appear.
Isn't that great?
- Give us two minutes. - I will go and meet the client
while you fill out this form.
Our sister has so many qualities
that we will need more papers.
Shall we start filling it?
Very peaceful man.
Always smiling.
Very shy.
Talks less.
Never back answers.
Shaurya, they need genuine answers. You are lying.
If you keep writing such wrong things,
how will we find the right brother-in-law?
Hmm!
You make sense.
Should we write the truth?
Yes! Let's write the truth.
The system isn't going to catch fire.
Dictator.
We have more rules for our home than there are in the Constitution.
Rules are meant to be broken.
It is my hobby to break the rules.
The most punctual man in the world.
Time is an illusion.
I've never
arrived anywhere on time.
Woman hater.
Women are an eyesore to me.
- Huh? - Yes!
We have to write the truth.
Tell me.
I don't like people
for whom women are an eyesore.
Yes!
- Good! - Hmm!
[music playing]
[cheering]
We found our brother-in-law.
Guys, congratulations! Congratulations!
Hey, there's a match.
- There has been a match. - Look, they also found a match.
They found a match too.
- You? - You?
You, house shrew!
No one has ever called me a house shrew.
Did your sister have to find their sister?
I will set your system on fire. What have you done?
If she is so abusive,
- one can only imagine how abusive her sister might be. - Hey!
An insult to our sister is an insult to us.
Imarti, attack!
No, Imarti!
Hey! How dare you!
- Throw water. - Come on!
[uptempo music playing]
Maeri!
Tarazu!
- Maeri! - Yug!
Don't worry.
All the sprinklers are on. The fire will go off.
- Where's, Maeri? Where is she? - Yug!
Maeri!
'Yug! Yug, come outside.'
'Lata... Lata is here.'
'Yug!'
'Lata is here.'
[tense music playing]
[pleasant music playing]
[tense music playing]
Hold on, Yug! Wait!
Don't worry. Please wait.
[thundering sound]
[suspenseful music playing]
[thundering sound]
Hi!
Yug Sinha! Mr. Yug Sinha!
Hi! Hi, I am Kairi Sharma.
I know this is a bit of an odd way to meet,
but what was I supposed to do if someone
came to meet you normally and you unleashed your dog?
Don't worry. There is no fire.
I lit a candle to activate your fire alarm.
I needed you to leave your home.
Think about it.
At least you came out of your house
for five minutes because you thought there was a fire.
You look so worried and scared.
And you want to evict my siblings and me from our house.
That is wrong.
[tense music playing]
Ah... Hold on!
Here!
I apologise for my behaviour.
But I wanted to make you realise
that it's wrong to make someone homeless
and take the roof from over their heads.
Keep this as a token of my apology.
And please withdraw the notice you sent.
[pleasant music playing]
[song playing]
Whoa!
No!
[tense music playing]
[music fades]