'They call Delhi the city of the big-hearted.'
'But what is this 'heart' anyway?
'Just a fluttering, water-chestnut-shaped organ'
'that has been fooling people forever and still hasn't stopped.'
[screaming]
'17 years ago!'
Whoa!
If it hurts so much, then just let it be, Yug.
Sweetheart, the only thing that sets them apart is a yes or a no.
Hey!
Do you love me, Lata?
Yes.
Then hold my hand and I'll take everything life throws at me. Huh?
Hit me with that tattoo, sir.
[pleasant music playing]
[grunts]
Love alone won't cut it.
Ow...
Oh no!
[yelps]
'That foolish boy drowned in love'
'is part of my past.'
'And I don't look back.'
'What's gone is dead.'
'Just like love, trust, and faith.'
'Lata!'
[pleasant music playing]
You do know that under Section 85 of the new Indian law
for women's protection,
misuse of the law is a criminal offence, don't you?
Do you know why I became a lawyer?
So that such innocent men are protected from innocent...
Sorry! Not exactly 'innocent'.
They are protected from women like you.
[ominous music playing]
The next meeting will now be in court.
No court will ever sentence me.
I am a mother.
Who will look after my child?
A man is not capable enough.
Only a woman can give children a home and values.
It is best if the child doesn't have your values.
Whoever said that only women hold the copyright on good values?
I raised my three brothers. And...
I did a good job.
Do you know why?
Because those three, like me, keep their distance from women.
I'm sharing wisdom, take it as advice.
Life is stress-free without a woman.
- A living woman. - Yes!
That too in our house.
Who are you?
What do you want? Who do you want?
I am a yoga instructor.
Is this Mr. Khanna's house?
- No! - Yes!
Which Khanna are you looking for? Everyone is here.
Rajesh Khanna, Akshay Khanna, Vinod Khanna? Everyone is here.
- I... - I am Shaurya.
They are my younger brothers.
- Hi! - Hi!
Shlok Sinha... I mean Khanna.
[chuckles]
- Samay Khanna. - Hello!
Please come in. Welcome to the Khanna house.
[music playing]
Sapna!
[thud]
- Huh! Yug! - Yug!
[intense music playing]
Hey! Yug!
The moment Yug spots a girl, things are going to get messy.
Listen, please hide wherever you can.
But why? Why are you scared?
Please understand.
- It's a matter of life and death. Please hide. - Please!
- Welcome, Yug. - Yug.
[music playing]
Why are all three of you glued to each other?
You don't need a reason to stand.
I agree.
Save your courtroom antics for the court.
[suspenseful music playing]
Why do you ask so many questions?
What are you guys doing?
Synchronised walking. Just like synchronized swimming.
Similarly, this is synchronised walking.
We've been practising since this morning.
This is what we achieved. Is it okay?
Amazing!
All three of you are doing something nice together for the first time.
Do it. I will record it.
- Thank you! - Come on! Go to our right.
Yes!
Now, go to your left.
Yes.
- Good job. - Thank you!
Samay, go to your left.
Both of you go to your right.
[tense music playing]
Now that's a perfect shot.
What is this girl doing in this house?
Don't you know the rules of this house?
- Yes, we know. - Then?
Yo... She is a yoga instructor.
We were learning yoga. Believe us.
You always say that exercise is a must
and we should be fit. We were doing just that.
Okay!
I will make you all do exercise now.
Which exercise, bro?
[whimpering]
I didn't even talk to girls.
Why are you punishing me?
This is called advanced learning.
- [water splashing] - [whimpering]
Yug, rubbing your nails so much, then it could cause a spark.
I am rubbing my nails because of all of you.
You've all stressed me out,
my hair will start to fall. I don't wish to go bald.
Make us lift the dumbbell or gas cylinder,
but not this mug.
- Pick up the mug. - Please, Yug.
Do it or I will lift the bucket.
[shivering]
[whimpering]
Wait! Enough! Stop!
This is the interval. Hmm?
Do you see that board there?
'No ladies allowed.'
The paint has come off.
Give it a good coat of paint and hang it outside.
- Yes! We will do it. - Okay, Yug.
- Okay! - Continue.
[water splashing]
- Ensure there's enough water. - Yes, Yug.
[water splashing]
The reason and remedy for Yug's loneliness is a girl.
I'm telling you, the hatred he feels for women
can be changed by a woman.
Quit chasing pointless dreams.
There is no girl who can change your brother.
[music playing]
This is small.
- Give me one size bigger. - Yes!
Check this out.
Ma'am, are you going to wear it or put something in it?
'Kairi!'
It's my bucket.
Why do you care what I do with it?
But since you've asked, let me tell you.
The bucket is multi-purpose.
If you keep it straight, you can stuff it.
If you keep it upside down, you can cover something with it.
You can hide things in it.
You're understanding some really advanced stuff.
This is perfect. How much?
Just Rs. 600.
Rs. 600? Here you go.
Hold on!
Who will deduct the money for exchanging the old bucket I gave?
Sorry, I forgot.
Deduct Rs. 200 and give me Rs. 400.
Everyone's quick to take but slow to give.
- It happens. - Rs. 350.
You have to pay Rs. 50.
What? It's done.
Kairi,
your landlord is headed to your house.
He looks furious.
Uncle Batra is headed to my house? I am doomed.
[music playing]
Surprise, Uncle Batra!
How are you? Out of the blue?
Listen, Kairi. Cut the flattery. I want to inspect the house.
Yes, please check. It's your house.
You are welcome whenever you want to check.
Ah...
[doorbell ringing]
What is this? Why are you ringing the bell?
Who is inside?
Who will be inside? No one.
I was giving you a demo. Look!
[doorbell ringing]
Look, it rings so nicely.
I've maintained your house really well.
Yes, you've maintained it well.
You don't want to pay the rent.
[door opens]
Uncle Batra!
I've been told that there are others who live with you.
What? Why are you believing forwarded messages?
This is your house. Look around, there is no one here.
I will inspect for sure.
What was that? Is there a ghost in the house?
Ghost? What are you saying?
Do you believe in ghosts even in this day and age?
But why is it moving?
Wind! Your home is well-ventilated.
I must say, a lot of fresh air comes into your house.
Why do you have four toothbrushes?
They are all mine.
Look at this. This one's for the morning,
that one's for the afternoon, evening and night.
There is a reason why I have white teeth.
Okay!
This skirt!
Whose skirt is this?
It's mine, uncle.
Of course! Who else will it belong to?
It's my skirt.
Do you wear such a short skirt?
Wow, Uncle Batra! Well said!
No one will question a man if he wears a loincloth.
- I mean... - No!
But if a girl wears a short skirt,
then there is a scene over her skirt.
Please leave! Leave!
That is not what I meant.
This is what you meant.
The feminist in me is hurt because of what you said.
I want to cry over it alone.
Please leave! Let me cry.
You misunderstood me.
Oh God!
I can't even cry in peace.
I am leaving. Stop crying.
[sobbing]
Uncle! Your shoulder...
[whimpering]
Help!
I think... I think the rat is inside my t-shirt.
Call someone! Call the fire brigade!
Please take it out.
I'll call someone. But you will keep your calm.
- Swear on your mom! - I swear on my mom!
- Sure? Gujiya, Imarti, Biscuit, help! - Take this out!
[yelps]
Help!
Help me!
It's here!
How dare you!
Who are they?
Sir, relax. You promised me that you will stay calm.
Yes, I made a promise, but I didn't mean it,
just like you lied.
I already made it clear
that I want to rent this room to a single student.
But all four of you are living here.
They are my siblings.
I had to lie to you. What else could I do?
Wow! Amazing!
You are studying to be a lawyer
and you are already lying.
I am sure you have a bright future ahead of you.
But for now, you will have to leave my house.
- Understood? - Excuse me!
I will bash you up if you yell at her.
- Quiet! - You stay silent!
You won't give in so easily.
Kairi, I have a lawyer's notice for you.
Hold it!
You must vacate this house within 24 hours.
You have to
Otherwise, I will call the police and have you all thrown out.
And this rat too.
Come on! This is not a rat.
She is our dear Sundari.
How many times do I have to tell you?
Sorry, Kairi.
You will have to vacate the house because of us once again.
Come on, Gujiya! What do you mean?
You all give my life meaning.
What is a house anyway? Just four walls and a roof.
We'll find another one soon.
We are there to support each other.
And what did I say?
What do we do in such a situation?
- We take a deep breath... - Take a deep breath.
And everything is first class. [all]
Very good.
Now, come on. None of you have to worry about this.
I will handle all this. Okay?
Go and get to work. Come on!
[music intensifies]
Who is this useless lawyer filing cases against kids?
Advocate Yug Sinha.
50% discount on cases against women?
Unbelievable!
He's a weird, shady kind of guy.
What's behind his animosity towards women?
I must go to show him his place.
Does he not have women in his house?
If no one else, I am sure he has a mom.
[pleasant music playing]
[singing]
Maeri, are you all right?
Ah... I was thirsty, so
my leg slipped when I came to drink water.
My leg is tied to the rope.
[somber music playing]
Come and have a seat.
Slowly!
This...
- Who tied this rope? - I need water.
The nurse ties it.
Whenever she goes out, she ties the rope to my leg.
Okay! I...
I will talk to her. You have this.
I will fire that nurse today.
How dare she tie you to a rope!
It doesn't hurt.
Don't worry. Believe me, it doesn't hurt.
[clicks tongue]
Hold on, Maeri.
- Wait! - Hey, what are you doing?
[pleasant music playing]
By the way, which song were you singing?
I was singing the song sung by Jayavanti.
When Jayavanti sings in a film,
she looks so beautiful!
She has dark, dense and black hair. Just like me...
Like me.
I have grey hair now.
I am 39, but I look like I am 59.
[somber vocalisation]
[upbeat music playing]
Oh!
I look better than Jayavanti.
Oh my! Yug, you are a magician.
Look at me! I look so beautiful.
My hair looks better.
And...
You look really beautiful!
Will you listen to me?
I will do anything you say.
[tense music playing]
No!
I won't have this medicine.
I feel sleepy after eating this.
If I fall asleep, who will stop Lata if she comes here?
She will leave.
Maeri!
Lata won't return. Please have your medicine. Here!
You don't want Lata to return.
You've learned to live alone.
I haven't.
I can't live without Lata.
I won't have my medicines.
You have it!
Lata will be back.
She will be back.
She will return for me.
Lata will be back.
'You are an animal!'
'You are an animal! Animal!'
'You ruined a woman's life. You are an evil man.'
'You deserve to be behind bars.'
'We'll make you pay!'
'We won't spare you!'
[indistinct chatter]
'Are you sure you want to get rid of it?
'So you remember how painful it was last time?'
'It will pain even more this time.'
'It won't.'
'I was in love back then.'
'Now, I am furious.'
'Do it.'
[tense music playing]
[music intensifies]
'The heart pounds only to provoke,'
'to deceive, and to stir the fire within.'
'I made the mistake of listening to it once.'
'Mistake'
'I am determined not to repeat it.'
[intense music playing]
[music intensifies]