1 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:33,080 Mommy and Daddy will be right next to you. 2 00:00:33,160 --> 00:00:34,480 The lights will go down. 3 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:37,440 There may be some organ music as the curtain opens. 4 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:38,680 Don't be scared. 5 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:40,680 It'll be dark in there, you said. 6 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:42,800 - I don't want to go in. - But it's fun. 7 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:44,480 All week, you've been so excited. 8 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:46,200 Your first ever movie. 9 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:48,760 - And the people are gigantic. - What people? 10 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:51,440 You said the people in the movie are gigantic. 11 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:53,080 Oh, because of the big screen they're on, 12 00:00:53,160 --> 00:00:55,120 but they're not real, uh, right? 13 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:57,840 - They're like dreams. - Dreams are scary. 14 00:00:58,240 --> 00:01:01,560 Some dreams are, but this is gonna be a nice dream. 15 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:05,120 About a circus and clowns and acrobats and, um... 16 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:06,480 You want to know how it works? 17 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:08,640 There's a big machine called a projector. 18 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:10,560 Inside, there's a big bright light, 19 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:11,920 and it projects photographs 20 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,160 - of-of clowns and acrobats. - And elephants. 21 00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:15,840 Uh, "projecting" means it sends them out. 22 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:16,520 Happy things. 23 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:18,880 Happy things like light from a huge flashlight. 24 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:21,800 But these photographs move past the light really fast. 25 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:23,400 24 photos in every second. 26 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:24,760 Now, in your brain, 27 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:27,920 each photograph stays for about a 15th of a second. 28 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,240 That's called persistence of vision. 29 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:32,040 The photographs move past 30 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:33,880 faster than your brain can let go of them, 31 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:35,880 and that's how the movie projector tricks us 32 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:39,080 into believing that motionless pictures are moving. 33 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:41,000 A motion picture. 34 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:43,920 Movies are dreams, doll, 35 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:45,640 that you never forget. 36 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:47,800 You just wait and see. When it's over, 37 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:50,800 you're gonna have the biggest, sloppiest smile on your face. 38 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:51,840 They're letting us in. 39 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,520 Wait till the engines pass. 40 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:25,760 Unlock the door. 41 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:29,240 Pass it down. 42 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:35,200 - What's that? - Second section. 43 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:40,240 Angel. She's on that train. 44 00:02:40,640 --> 00:02:42,080 - So what? We got the dough. - Let's get out of here. 45 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:44,520 Lights. I must turn the lights down the track. 46 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:46,240 You crazy lunkhead. Give me that wheel. 47 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:48,080 We are going to... Down the track! 48 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:53,120 The train! Stop the train! 49 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:54,800 Stop the train! 50 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:59,200 Stop! Can't you see the lights?! 51 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:00,520 Stop! 52 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:04,480 First section! Hold it! 53 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:07,640 Angel! Angel! 54 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:31,720 What was your favorite part? 55 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:38,120 Sammy, what do you want for Hanukkah? 56 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:41,080 I told you this wasn't a good idea, 57 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:44,160 what with all of his A-N-X-I-E-T-I-E-S. 58 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:46,640 Kids his age have big I-M-A-G-I-N-A-T-I-O-N-S. 59 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:49,400 No fair spelling out the long words. 60 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:55,520 The lights change how everything looks. 61 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:56,760 It's hard to find our house. 62 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:59,080 Ours is the dark house with no lights. 63 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:11,400 That's what I want for Hanukkah. 64 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:14,000 - What? - Christmas lights! 65 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:16,440 Sorry, dolly. 66 00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:18,480 Jews don't get Christmas lights. 67 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:21,040 Eight nights of candlelight. 68 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:24,120 Who could ask for anything more? 69 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:27,920 Who could ask for anything more? 70 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:31,320 Can I sleep with the oscilloscope? 71 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:47,400 Get going. We got to burn rubber. 72 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:49,040 - What's that? - Second section. 73 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:50,800 Angel. She's on that train. 74 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:52,960 The lights. I must turn the lights down the track. 75 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:54,240 Stop the train! 76 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:55,760 Stop the train! 77 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:57,440 -Angel! 78 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:02,760 Mommy! Mommy! 79 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:07,080 I know what I want for Hanukkah! 80 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,200 I know what I want for Hanukkah! 81 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:22,600 Hanukkah! 82 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:25,040 Thank you! 83 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:30,280 Sammy. 84 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:32,640 - Oh, my God. - Whoa. 85 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:34,160 I'm so excited. 86 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:45,080 Down by the station early in the morning 87 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:48,720 See the little pufferbellies all in a row 88 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:52,760 See the stationmaster pull the little handle 89 00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:54,680 Puff, puff, toot, toot 90 00:05:54,840 --> 00:05:56,520 Off they go* 91 00:05:56,840 --> 00:06:00,600 Down by the station early in the morning 92 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:04,480 See the shiny train cars all in a row* 93 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:08,400 Waiting to get hitched up and go on their adventure 94 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:10,320 Puff, puff, toot, toot 95 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:13,160 Off they go. 96 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:16,600 Okay, so the outside grounds, the middle conducts the power, 97 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:18,720 and these two metal wheels under the engine 98 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:20,200 complete the circuit. 99 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:23,480 So, new, Mr. Engineer? 100 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:25,800 RCA gave you a raise? 101 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:29,000 That is one expensive trolley car. 102 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:30,880 It's not a trolley car. It's a Lionel train. 103 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:32,840 No raises for the computer guys this year. 104 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:33,920 Next year, maybe. 105 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,240 Your moonlighting son is paying for it 106 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:37,120 by filling up my house with broken TVs. 107 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:38,960 Repair work, that's how. 108 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:43,160 Oy, careful he doesn't electrocute himself. 109 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:46,880 - Hold on. - You're okay. 110 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:49,920 You're not taking that fancy train to Florida without me. 111 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:51,200 Hey, look. 112 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:52,960 She's down on the floor. 113 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:55,440 Who's gonna help her up? 114 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:57,080 Who says I'm getting up? 115 00:06:57,560 --> 00:07:00,880 I'm going to Miami on the Sammy Limited. 116 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:02,560 Go ahead. 117 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:05,480 Ooh. 118 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:15,680 I precisely engineer toys. 119 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:17,960 You can play with them when you've learned to treat them with respect. 120 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:20,440 I do respect them. I love them. 121 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:22,280 I know you do, but you can't just love something. 122 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:24,400 You also have to take care of it, right? 123 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:31,480 Maybe we can play together with them this weekend. 124 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:42,440 But I need to see them crash. 125 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,800 I don't understand. Why does he need to see them crash? 126 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:55,760 It's late. 127 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:57,440 You don't want to shut your light? 128 00:08:57,520 --> 00:09:00,000 Mm. In a minute. I'm still wide-awake. 129 00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:03,920 You see these descending notes? 130 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:05,840 That's called a lament bass. 131 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:12,000 You should play it on the radio on that arts program. 132 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:14,000 - Oh. - They keep asking you to go back. 133 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:15,520 I don't have time for that. Mm. 134 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:17,480 Well, we can hire a sitter. 135 00:09:17,560 --> 00:09:18,960 Who can afford that? Forget it. 136 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:20,120 That was another life. 137 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:22,200 That was two kids ago. 138 00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:30,840 You know what I miss most about the piano? 139 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:36,000 Surrendering to the score. 140 00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:41,000 Knowing Bach is gonna tell you how... 141 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:43,640 First this note, then this chord, 142 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:47,880 then you open your hand, you stretch down an octave... 143 00:09:57,760 --> 00:10:01,080 Making a little world you can be safe and happy in. 144 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:09,880 Thank you. 145 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:21,520 That's why he needs to watch them crash. 146 00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:26,960 He's trying to get some kind of control over it. 147 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:35,440 Sammy? 148 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:39,600 We're going to use Daddy's camera to film it. 149 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,680 Only crash the train once, okay? 150 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:44,400 Then, after we get the film developed, 151 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:45,840 you can watch it crash over and over 152 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:47,560 till it's not so scary anymore. 153 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:50,400 And your real train won't ever get broken. 154 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:54,880 One more thing, dolly. 155 00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:57,440 Let's not tell your father. 156 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:01,520 It'll be our secret movie, just yours and mine. 157 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,440 - Okay? - Okay. 158 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:10,280 Sorry I'm late. I picked up Ms. Moynahan's Motorola. 159 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:11,800 There's no room left in the workshop. 160 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,720 - Where should I put it? - The living room, I guess? 161 00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:14,880 Okay. 162 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:18,760 Hey, uh, sorry I'm late. I picked up Mrs. Fabelman. 163 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:19,960 Where should I put her? 164 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,240 Ow! Ow, ow, ow. 165 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:26,240 - Did the mail come? - It's on the table. 166 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:30,040 Cossack. 167 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:50,840 - This is brisket? - My movie! 168 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:56,040 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. After supper. 169 00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:58,800 The amount of magnetism is increased by 170 00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:01,040 how magnetically permeable the core material is. 171 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,800 The tricky thing is how permeable we can make it. 172 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:05,720 Am I supposed to be following any of this? 173 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:08,320 You know what a magnetic field is, right? 174 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:10,440 Uh, yeah. Well, sure. I mean, it... 175 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,520 Sammy, do you know what a magnetic field is? 176 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:15,400 - Can I be excused? - Nope. 177 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:17,080 But I need to, just for a minute. 178 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:18,640 - What's so urgent? - Honey. 179 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:20,520 This tastes funny, Burt. 180 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:23,240 It tastes funny on a plastic fork. 181 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:25,600 - Ma. - Is she saving the silverware 182 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:28,440 for when the Eisenhowers drop by? 183 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:30,040 The problem is we're using vacuum tubes, 184 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:31,840 not transistors, and magnetic cores 185 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:34,600 - to try to access memory... - 35,000 magnetic cores. 186 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:37,440 Hey, Sam, you know on your father's camera when the film runs out? 187 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:39,040 When that happens, what do you do? 188 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:41,240 - Load more film. - The same with computers. 189 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:43,560 You have to load more tape, and that slows everything down... 190 00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:45,840 Mitz, the chopped liver was beyond belief. 191 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:48,960 Load it with data, and instead of changing tapes every ten seconds, 192 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:50,840 this new machine he's engineering... 193 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:53,240 - The BIZMAC! - The BIZMAC! 194 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:54,720 It can search for information 195 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:56,200 through all these tapes at once. 196 00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:57,760 You never need to change any of them. 197 00:12:57,840 --> 00:13:00,760 - It'll be ten times faster. - I love Burt's brain. 198 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,480 Especially when you're around to explain what's in it. 199 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:10,840 Mom, I have to go upstairs now. 200 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,280 Not until you've finished eating. 201 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:13,560 He cleaned his plate. 202 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:14,920 No, he didn't. 203 00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:17,600 Sammy. 204 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:19,240 Hey, Natalie, I think there's something under your plate. 205 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:20,560 - Sammy. - No, there isn't. 206 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:22,600 - Lift it up and check. - I saw it moving. 207 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:33,400 Licorice. 208 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:36,120 If there's anything I'm a sucker for, 209 00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:37,440 it's licorice. 210 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,520 Uncle Bennie, that was so disgusting! 211 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:44,440 - No, no! - Natalie, he is not your uncle. 212 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:47,000 Also, he is not that funny. 213 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:48,960 Oh, "uncle" is a term of affection. 214 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:51,800 Natalie, he's not related. 215 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:57,240 He's only always here because he works for my son. 216 00:13:57,320 --> 00:14:00,400 He's only always here because he's my best friend. 217 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:02,840 And deep down inside you, Mrs. Fabelman, 218 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:04,960 admit it, I'm your friend, too. 219 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:09,120 Deep down inside of me is none of your business. 220 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,000 Sid Caesar's on tonight. Help me. 221 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,240 - Natalie, get that corner. - What? 222 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:17,720 Get the corner. Get the corner. 223 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:19,040 Can I help you take it out? 224 00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:39,840 Sammy. 225 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:21,960 I had to crash it a whole lot of times, 226 00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:24,720 - but the train never got hurt. - Golly. 227 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:29,160 I thought that was The Greatest Show on Earth. 228 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:33,440 Oh, more, more, more, more, more. 229 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:36,680 Head back. Open. 230 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:38,520 - Ah. - Candy corn in. 231 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:41,760 Say, "Ah." 232 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:42,920 Head back. 233 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:46,200 Ketchup. Okay. 234 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,560 Scream like it hurts. 235 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:49,760 Pull it! 236 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:05,480 Sammy! 237 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:09,080 Oh. 238 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:48,920 Take off the blindfolds. 239 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:01,040 Sammy? 240 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:04,720 Reggie, Natalie, come downstairs pronto. 241 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,960 Your father has an announcement. 242 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:12,080 General Electric wants to hire me 243 00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:14,200 because of what I did on BIZMAC. 244 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,800 They want to use my electronic library system to... 245 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:20,000 Well, I-I don't think they have any notion 246 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,040 of what I can do with it. 247 00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:23,160 And I'll make more money. 248 00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:25,480 Is Uncle Bennie coming, too? 249 00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:27,880 Well, D-Daddy and me haven't had a chance to think 250 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:29,600 - about Uncle Bennie, but... - Bennie, no. He lives here. 251 00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:33,880 Burt. 252 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:39,000 I'll miss your Uncle Bennie, too, 253 00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:41,880 but Phoenix is a real neat city. 254 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,160 It's on the rise. 255 00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,880 They've only just hired me. I've got no pull there yet. 256 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:49,160 I can't ask General Electric to hire somebody else on my say-so. 257 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:51,200 - That's not how it works. - Don't ask them. 258 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,040 Do it yourself. They're hiring you to manage. 259 00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:55,080 Managers hire. Hire Bennie. 260 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:58,000 - Uh, who's watching... Sammy! - He's got to make a name 261 00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,320 - for himself at RCA. - Come here. Come here. 262 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:01,520 That's what I did. He'll stay in New Jersey, 263 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,280 get out from under my shadow and then... 264 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,800 - He needs you, Burt. - There's a tornado outside! 265 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:07,080 Yeah, well, there's a bigger one in here. 266 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:09,400 Honestly, honestly, Burt, sometimes I want to shake you. 267 00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:13,320 You're-you're gonna leave him behind with just a-a shrug? 268 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:15,640 - Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! - "We'll see ya later." 269 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:18,760 And once we're gone, who will he have left in New Jersey? 270 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,640 You have an opportunity to help your best friend. 271 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:22,960 - Mommy, look! - Mommy! Mommy! - Honestly, wake up. 272 00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:26,040 - Mom! Mom! -What?! - Look! There's a tornado outside. 273 00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:27,840 - I'm scared. - Just go. 274 00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:31,840 Wow! Ah! 275 00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:36,680 Oh! 276 00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:43,400 You weren't kidding! 277 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:45,880 How close is it? 278 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:51,120 Why does the sky look orange? 279 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:53,960 Come on! 280 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:55,640 Come on. Let's go see. 281 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:00,440 - Get in, get in! - Get in! - Mitz? 282 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:02,440 Where are you going? 283 00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:06,560 Mitz, where are... 284 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:07,920 Hey! 285 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:10,640 Where are you going? 286 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,160 Mitz! 287 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:18,800 Mitzi! 288 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,920 Where is it? I can't see it anymore. 289 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:30,160 Up ahead somewhere. We'll find it. 290 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:32,560 Mom, it's there. It's there! 291 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:39,160 Is this s-safe? 292 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:41,560 Of course it's safe. I'm your mother. 293 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:46,040 Mom, stop! 294 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:11,840 Everything happens for a reason. 295 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:14,440 Everything happens for a reason. 296 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:17,680 Everything happens for a reason. 297 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:20,680 Say it with me. 298 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:23,320 Everything happens for a reason. 299 00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:26,320 Everything happens for a reason. 300 00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:29,680 Everything happens for a reason. 301 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:32,800 Everything happens for a reason. 302 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:37,280 Take me back to dream again 303 00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:41,120 By a campfire on the trail 304 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:44,520 By a campfire on the trail 305 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:48,320 When day is done 306 00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:51,680 I think there's something dead in the road. 307 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,800 Let me join my saddle pals 308 00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:59,440 By a campfire on the trail 309 00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:03,480 - When day is done... - Reggie, wave in the camera. 310 00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:06,880 Let me smell that chaparral 311 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,880 Let me join my saddle pals 312 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:14,240 By a campfire on the trail 313 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:17,920 When day is done 314 00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:22,000 I'll make my bed and rest 315 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:27,040 Beneath the western sky And tell the moon... 316 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,400 - Ooh, look. - There it is! 317 00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:31,800 - There it is. Wow. - Whoa! 318 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:34,960 Let me out. I want to take a shot of him pulling in. 319 00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:36,720 - No! - No, I have to pee now! 320 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:37,960 Me, too! Now! No! 321 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:41,080 He and I will always be 322 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:43,960 By a campfire on the trail... 323 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:46,440 No! I have to pee! 324 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:47,800 - Keep coming. - No! 325 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:52,520 Keep coming, Dad. You're doing great. 326 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:59,440 - And... - Stop. 327 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,320 Freeze. 328 00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:13,000 - Where's the lunch box? - Wow. 329 00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:14,240 Where's the lunch box?! Hurry! 330 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:16,000 Guys, look at the monster Sammy caught. 331 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:17,240 I got the babies. 332 00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:19,560 - Sal found babies. - Look at that. 333 00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:20,840 Sammy, Dean, come on. 334 00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:22,240 There's a huge nest right there. 335 00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:24,160 - Come on, guys. - A big one, Sammy. 336 00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:26,040 - Oh, God. - Oh! 337 00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:28,600 - It's a whole herd of 'em. - Scorpions come in nests. 338 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,160 No, actually, it's a bed of scorpions. 339 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:32,880 No, it's a nest. 340 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:34,640 The baby scorpions are called "scorplings." 341 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:35,600 They're twice as venomous. 342 00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:37,200 That's-that's why the lab pays more. 343 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:38,640 There's got to be like 50 of 'em. 344 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:40,040 Well, how much is the laboratory gonna pay for them? 345 00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:41,160 50 cents per baby. 346 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,440 - That's 25 bucks! - We're rich. 347 00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:45,320 Well, what are we gonna buy? 348 00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:49,840 12 dollars even. 349 00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:54,440 Well, it's the merit badge for photography, not movies. 350 00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:56,600 The manual says you got to tell a story with still pictures. 351 00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:58,200 Yeah, but all a movie is is still pictures. 352 00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:00,040 You just put a bunch of them together and they move. 353 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:01,960 Okay, but what kind of movie are we making? 354 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:06,040 Ooh. Sammy, look. It's Janet Benedict. 355 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:10,760 Hey, go on and talk to her. I dare you. 356 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:13,120 - He already talked to her. - No way. 357 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:14,320 Like hell. 358 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:16,560 - No way. He actually spoke to her? - He did. 359 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:17,880 He did. He walked right up to her. 360 00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:19,280 - And he... - You went up to Janet Benedict? 361 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:20,800 - What did you say to her? - Nothing. 362 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:22,320 Oh, come on. Tell them what happened, Sammy. 363 00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:23,480 Nothing happened. 364 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:25,600 Something happened. Come on. 365 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:28,040 Could be the same one. 366 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:31,760 "Overland." Say, I think it is the same one. 367 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:34,400 Well, I declare. 368 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:40,160 So, uh, 369 00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:43,080 Sammy kind of sidewinds his way in her direction. 370 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:45,920 And he's trying to, um... he-he's trying to work up 371 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,320 the nerve to say something slick and smooth like, 372 00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:50,400 - "Hey, Jan, baby." - No, I wasn't. 373 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:51,480 You're making this up. 374 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:54,160 But-but he sees that Janet's got something on her nose. 375 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:55,560 So now he's thinking, "Cool. 376 00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:56,920 Here's my excuse to go up and talk to her." 377 00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:01,080 So he goes and he says, "Hey, uh, sorry, Janet. 378 00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:03,120 It-it looks like you have a little smudge on your nose." 379 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,240 - Shut up, Hark. - But it wasn't a smudge. 380 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:06,640 It looked like a smudge. And it wasn't little. 381 00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:07,880 Hark, shut up! 382 00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:10,520 It was a booger! 383 00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:12,640 A big, fat, 384 00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,760 Janet Benedict booger. 385 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:18,400 It was huge. 386 00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:25,720 Hey, Sammy. 387 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:27,440 Stand and deliver. 388 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,440 What kind of movie are we gonna make? 389 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,520 Stand and deliver. 390 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:38,160 No, keep screaming. Keep screaming. 391 00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:43,520 I need more dust. Dad, can you grab the sandwich board? 392 00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:45,520 No, no. God, no, no more dust. No. 393 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:46,960 Reggie, stop coughing! 394 00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:48,800 - I'm coughing because there's dust. - Okay. 395 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:50,480 - More dust, fellas. - Natalie, say, "Please don't kill me." 396 00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:52,000 - All right. - Reggie, stop coughing. 397 00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:53,680 - You're being dramatic. - Mr. Fabelman, 398 00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:56,200 you're getting dirt inside my stagecoach. 399 00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:57,920 - Don't look into the camera. - Well, we'll clean it out. 400 00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,520 Guys, stop looking into the camera. 401 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:00,920 - I can't use any of this. - Dad! 402 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:53,160 Fake. 403 00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:56,760 Totally fake. 404 00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:48,120 You hear it? 405 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,880 She has got to cut those goddamn fingernails 406 00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:52,480 before she goes on live television. 407 00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:55,120 I have to perform this tomorrow. 408 00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:58,800 It's a difficult piece. It's a very big deal for me. 409 00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:01,160 All I asked was for you to keep your big traps shut 410 00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:03,120 and listen to my dress rehearsal. 411 00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:05,840 Sorry, Mitz. It's wonderful. 412 00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:08,320 You hear how the rising arpeggios lift up the sad notes? 413 00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:11,200 It's in F minor, but your mom makes it sound so alive. 414 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:13,280 She makes it sound like she's playing a typewriter. 415 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,240 Oh, no. 416 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:17,520 Not this again. 417 00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:24,160 Do you hear it? Am I clicking? 418 00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:26,640 I concentrate on your playing, but... 419 00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:28,000 Bu... Oh, great. But what? 420 00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,760 - But people can hear it in Tucson. - Maybe I've gotten used to it. 421 00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:33,480 Maybe GE should make rubber tips for fingernails. 422 00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:34,920 All right, Mitzi Fabelman. 423 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:36,640 Time to face the music. 424 00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:37,920 Oh, boy. 425 00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:41,480 -You stay away from me with those things -It's Beethoven, damn it. 426 00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:42,720 - No, no, no! - It is not Morse code. 427 00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:44,280 - Come on. - No! Stop! Stop! Stop it! - He has a point, though, 428 00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:46,880 especially with the polydirectional ribbon microphones 429 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:48,560 they have on television stage... 430 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:51,920 Come on. You married her. 431 00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:54,760 - Dad, don't. - Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it! 432 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:56,960 I will scratch you. Don't think I won't! 433 00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:59,080 Do you think Arthur Rubinstein had fingernails? 434 00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:01,040 - Horowitz? Schnabel? - Do not think about it. 435 00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:02,800 - Kempff? - No, no, no. 436 00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:04,480 - Liberace. - No, no, no, no. 437 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:05,800 come on, Fabelman show her 438 00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:07,720 who's General Electric's product design manager. 439 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:11,120 I paid a buck 50 at the beauty parlor for these. 440 00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:12,440 Oh, no. 441 00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:16,960 One, two, three. 442 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:21,720 Get off of me, Delilah. 443 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:23,960 - Delilah? - Okay, the fun's over. 444 00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:25,480 I'll do the rest myself. 445 00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:32,640 Oh. 446 00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:35,160 Oh, great. 447 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,640 Just great. Well, that decides it. 448 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:39,720 I'm gonna play the program from memory tomorrow. 449 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:43,840 No sheet music, short nails, like a real performing artist. 450 00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:35,120 Did you drop your gun? 451 00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:43,600 Come on. 452 00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:48,680 That's me. 453 00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:54,200 Real scary, Sheriff. 454 00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:07,000 Whoa. Whoa. 455 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:20,680 Whoa. 456 00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:26,760 H-How'd you do that? 457 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,440 How'd you do that? 458 00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:33,400 Whoa! 459 00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:50,480 Whoa! 460 00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:03,120 Go, Sammy! 461 00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:10,000 It's kind of like what I do, isn't it, what a movie director does? 462 00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,000 - It is? - I figure out 463 00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:14,720 what my division needs to accomplish, 464 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:17,200 then I work out how my guys are gonna get it done. 465 00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:21,280 Yeah, it is. Yeah, sort of. 466 00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,440 How'd you make it look like the guns were really firing? 467 00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:27,120 I did it with pins. 468 00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:29,000 Pins. 469 00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:31,120 Yeah, I poked holes in the film with pins. 470 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:32,800 - Sammy. - Yeah. 471 00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:35,080 Thinking like an engineer. 472 00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:36,960 Watch the road, Dad. 473 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:39,400 Sammy, watch the road. 474 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,000 I can't edit without an editing machine. 475 00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:43,960 I have to be able to cut and splice, and I... 476 00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,680 Let's revisit it after the camping trip. 477 00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:48,800 It's three hours to the national forest. 478 00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:51,680 If you get your license, you can help with the driving. 479 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,080 Okay. 480 00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:57,120 "You are approaching a railroad crossing 481 00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,480 "with no warning devices and limited visibility. 482 00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:00,640 The speed limit is..." 483 00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:02,240 See, the thing is, though, about my new movie, 484 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:03,520 is that it's just... 485 00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:06,320 It's about World War II, your war. 486 00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:09,600 It's gonna be, like, out of this world. I'm shooting on a Bolex H8. 487 00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:11,680 Finally, I can use double run film. 488 00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:13,800 You know, that's six minutes without having to change the reel. 489 00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:15,520 How much did you spend to rent this camera? 490 00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:19,040 20 bucks. But I used my own money. 491 00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:21,920 - You don't have to... - And this movie editor gizmo costs? 492 00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:24,440 It's a Mansfield eight millimeter... 493 00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:26,240 - How much? - movie editor. 494 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,880 - 80 bucks. - Doggone it, Sammy! 495 00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:31,320 A hundred dollars for a hobby? 496 00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:32,720 It's not a hobby, Dad. 497 00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:35,520 If you spent half the time on algebra that you spend on 498 00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:36,560 - these movies, you could get... - Algebra? I hate algebra. 499 00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:37,680 Why are you... 500 00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:40,160 It's completely pointless. 501 00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:42,520 Not if you want to make something, it's not pointless. 502 00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:45,200 Gee, Sammy, when I was a boy, I always used to think, 503 00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:47,320 -"Somebody figured out how to make this' -Yeah. 504 00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:48,760 - This car... - Uh-huh. 505 00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:51,600 That rearview mirror, that directional signal. 506 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:53,080 I want to make movies, though. 507 00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:55,000 I mean something real. 508 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,000 Not imaginary. 509 00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:02,440 Something someone can actually use. 510 00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:05,960 Like a driver's license. 511 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:10,720 I'm gonna vomit, Sammy! I'm gonna vomit! 512 00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:13,280 Sammy, please pull over. She's gonna puke all over me. 513 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,880 Go slower. You are the worst driver. 514 00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:17,120 You're gonna break the car. 515 00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:20,120 We're on a back road going three miles per hour. 516 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:22,440 - Calm down. - You're doing great, doll. 517 00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:24,880 - You're doing very well. - Okay, watch out. Puddle up ahead. 518 00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:35,640 So we've got three that are strong and still green inside, 519 00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:36,680 so they don't burn. 520 00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:38,920 Bright green means that they're still alive 521 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,240 and that they carry moisture. 522 00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:43,640 And the reason that we use the shape of the triangle 523 00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:46,400 is that when these three points connect, 524 00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:49,320 if we find the center of gravitational force, 525 00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:51,560 it creates almost perfect balance. 526 00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:53,560 - Whew. Oh. - Because I'm Tutti, and you're Frutti. 527 00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:55,440 So who else are you gonna listen to? 528 00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:58,400 A wop bop b-luma, b-lop bam bom. 529 00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:00,000 - Okay. - The pyramids, right? 530 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:03,480 -I mean, the history behind this shape.. -Guys, come on! 531 00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:06,640 - Ah. Oh! - Is pretty in... 532 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,200 Is pretty incredible. 533 00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:10,040 Oh, hello! 534 00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:11,240 - Uh... - Hi! 535 00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:14,400 Wait. Let me try it... 536 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:17,120 - Let me try it like this. - Okay, one more time. 537 00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:18,840 - Yeah, after one more time. - Okay. 538 00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:21,760 - Ready? - Hey. - Girls, I'm gonna start the fire! 539 00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:24,920 - Three, two, one! - Okay. Really big, really big! 540 00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:27,040 Go! Whoa! 541 00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:31,160 - I thought it was gonna break. - Oh. It's-it's happening! 542 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:33,040 You almost broke it in half. 543 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:16,400 Kleenex-ica, Windex-ica She's sexy-ca, oh, boy 544 00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:20,040 Pneumonia, dyslexia, leukemia Oy, oy, oy, oy 545 00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:23,680 Ah, Leningrad, then Petrograd 546 00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:26,280 I'm sorry, Dad, I lied, I snatched the keys 547 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,320 And stole the car and took it for a ride 548 00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:31,280 You take it back You're giving me a... 549 00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:32,520 Heart attack! 550 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,200 We'll take a schvitz and have a... 551 00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:37,920 - Shmitz. - And eat some... 552 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,240 Schnitzelpitz. 553 00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:40,720 - And drink slivovitz. - And we'll lose our wits. 554 00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:42,200 - And we'll get the shits! - And have... 555 00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:43,880 Whoa! 556 00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:46,720 We live in Arizon-ia 557 00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:48,600 - Where nothing can be grown-ia - Wait. 558 00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,680 The land is dry and stony-a 559 00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:53,680 - And we can eat bologn-ia - Exactly! 560 00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:59,040 Hyen-ica, hyen-ica, hyen-ica, hiya 561 00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:01,840 Hyena, eat some pita, eat some pita 562 00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:04,840 Hyena, eat some pizza, eat some pita... 563 00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:06,240 They're gonna know that kind of FPU 564 00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:08,040 is not for industrial process control, 565 00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:09,680 and it will raise every red flag there is. 566 00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:11,480 - How many bits? - Float64. 567 00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:12,920 64 bits? 568 00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:14,280 Sixty... You are nuts. 569 00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:16,640 And time-sharing for 11 operators? 570 00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,200 They're gonna know this is a business machine we're building, and 571 00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:20,960 we're all gonna get fired. 572 00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:23,160 - No. - Yes! 573 00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:25,160 GE doesn't build business computers. 574 00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:26,560 We do heavy industry processing. 575 00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:28,040 You got that straight from the CEO. 576 00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:29,600 Ralph Cordiner is gonna skin you alive. 577 00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:32,760 Once Bank of America buys in, this will be profitable, 578 00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:35,080 and that's Mr. Cordiner's job, making money. 579 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:39,000 My job is getting Raytheon to deliver 10,000 germanium transistors 580 00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:40,520 that meet our tolerance standards. 581 00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:43,120 And your job is to get the cabling diagrams 582 00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:44,760 to Pitney Bowes so when the time comes, 583 00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:46,560 we have a sorter to hook up to the mainframe. 584 00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:48,000 Well, maybe Pitney Bowes will hire me 585 00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:49,800 after you get us both canned from GE. 586 00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:51,400 Isn't it worth getting canned 587 00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:53,200 for the chance to build a machine that can do all that? 588 00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:55,040 It's worth it to you, maybe! 589 00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:56,680 Sure as the Lord made little green apples, 590 00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:59,640 California, here you come. IBM is waiting. 591 00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:01,320 Are we moving to California? 592 00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:03,000 - You are, any day now. - No, no, no. - What? 593 00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:05,480 IBM's asking, and that's flattering, but... 594 00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:07,000 - Flattering? - Flattering! 595 00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:09,200 Every guy in computer would give his matzo balls 596 00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:10,400 to get an offer. 597 00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:13,400 You'll be in California building double-precision auxiliary units 598 00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:14,760 with an FP64. 599 00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:16,680 I'm gonna be left schvitzing in Arizona 600 00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:18,320 - making 40-watt light bulbs. - Hold your horses. 601 00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:21,320 - Congruence? Come on. - I told your mom it'll be up to her. 602 00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:24,560 I'm not uprooting us again unless she says yes. 603 00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:29,160 Why would Mamaleh ever leave all of this for California? 604 00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:32,080 We have the Grand Canyon. 605 00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:35,680 They have the San Andreas Fault. 606 00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:38,680 Mamaleh says... 607 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,960 I will never leave Arizona, 608 00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:43,680 and Arizona will never leave me. 609 00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:49,520 Kids, avert your eyes. 610 00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:11,000 - Hey, man. - Hmm? 611 00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:13,840 - Shouldn't you be filming this? - Not enough light. 612 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,760 GE, living better electrically! 613 00:38:44,720 --> 00:38:45,680 Mom? 614 00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:48,840 Mom, everyone can see through your dress. Um... 615 00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:54,440 Reggie, get out of the way. 616 00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:58,120 Dad, can you please stop this? 617 00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:00,400 - Come. Sit. - No. 618 00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:05,800 Bennie, don't look! 619 00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:08,720 Oh! You're all nuts! 620 00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:08,760 My mama's such a good mama. 621 00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:17,760 I love you so much. 622 00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:25,600 I'm right here. 623 00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:29,800 I'm right here with you. 624 00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:31,960 I'm holding your hand. 625 00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:33,880 Can you feel that, Mama? 626 00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:35,640 I just gave you a squeeze. 627 00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:38,840 I love you, Mama. 628 00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:44,320 Ma. 629 00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:47,400 Mommy? 630 00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:52,000 She opened her eyes. 631 00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:53,680 Nurse. 632 00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:56,680 Mommy, I'm here. Here. I'm right here. 633 00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:58,200 I'm right here, Mama. 634 00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:01,480 Mommy, look at me. 635 00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:03,320 Mommy, can you hear? 636 00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:08,080 Oh. 637 00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:10,520 Oh, oh... 638 00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:43,440 It's a Mansfield eight millimeter movie editor. 639 00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:44,920 That's what you wanted, right? 640 00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:51,800 Oh, my God. 641 00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,440 Uh, now I need a favor in return. 642 00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:11,960 Okay. Okay, okay, okay. Here's the favor. 643 00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:13,280 Yeah. 644 00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:21,720 I want you to make a camping trip movie. 645 00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:24,760 Uh, you can learn how the editing machine works while you do this. 646 00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:26,280 It'll make your mom feel better. 647 00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:27,520 Yeah. 648 00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:32,680 That last night when she danced in the headlights, that'd be great. 649 00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:35,600 Get to it tomorrow, okay? 650 00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:41,960 Um, tomorrow's when we start shooting. 651 00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:47,440 Escape to Nowhere. We're shooting all weekend, Dad. 652 00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:48,760 - I can't. - Shoot it next weekend. 653 00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:55,440 We've got like 40 guys coming to be in the movie. 654 00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:58,000 I'll-I'll w-work on all the camping trip stuff on Monday. 655 00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:00,640 I'm asking you to do this now for your mom. She's... 656 00:43:00,720 --> 00:43:03,200 Yeah, and I said that I will, just not tomorrow, please. 657 00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:05,680 Don't be selfish. She just lost her mother. 658 00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:08,320 That's more important than your hobby. 659 00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:09,880 Dad, can you stop calling it a hobby? 660 00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:12,200 It'll cheer her up, watching this. 661 00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:14,440 - It's something we can do to... - Her mom just died. 662 00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:16,520 How is that gonna cheer her up? 663 00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:18,440 Because you made it for her. 664 00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:32,120 Uh, something's not right. 665 00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:37,200 I don't know what else to do. 666 00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:41,960 Can you help me? 667 00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:03,960 - Hello. - Mitzi. 668 00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:06,160 Mitzi. 669 00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:11,280 Mama? 670 00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:13,200 Somebody's coming. 671 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:15,160 Mama? 672 00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:20,960 M-Mama. What... 673 00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:24,040 - Mama. Mam... - You mustn't let him in. 674 00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:27,640 - You mustn't let him in. - Mama, I-I can't hear you. 675 00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:30,000 I am scared. 676 00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:32,400 You mustn't let him in the house. 677 00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:36,120 - Mama, please. I... - Do not let him in. 678 00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:38,840 - Do not let him in the house. - What? No, I can't... 679 00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:41,280 - Wh-Who's coming? - Don't open the door. 680 00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:42,640 Mama. 681 00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:48,400 Mommy, don't go. Don't go yet. 682 00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:54,080 You're having a bad dream. 683 00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:15,040 This is a lot of food, Mom. 684 00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:18,080 Well, I'm upset. 685 00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:21,560 Oh, my God. That crazy dream. 686 00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:23,320 I can't get it out of my head. 687 00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:27,480 Uh, last night, I dreamed I got a call from my mama. 688 00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:29,560 And she wanted to warn me. 689 00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:32,440 - That's silly. Grandma died. - About what? 690 00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:35,880 Well, something's coming. She wants me to batten down the hatches. 691 00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:38,040 We're never going to be able to eat all of this. 692 00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:44,640 Who is that? 693 00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:57,840 It's Uncle Boris. 694 00:45:58,160 --> 00:45:59,920 - Hmm? - Uncle who? 695 00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:02,880 Mom? 696 00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:07,120 That's who she meant! 697 00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:12,640 My... That's my-my mama's brother! 698 00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:22,000 Oh, he scared the crap out of her when they were kids! 699 00:46:31,240 --> 00:46:32,880 Don't let him in! 700 00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:38,600 You were in the circus? 701 00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:40,720 Mama said you were the lion tamer. 702 00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:43,800 No, not at first. At first, it was, "Podgorny, 703 00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:45,920 pound in the tent pegs. 704 00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:48,240 Podgorny, muck out the pachyderms." 705 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:52,320 And then, one night, the big cat act, 706 00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:55,040 he comes down with the flu bug, so it was, uh, 707 00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:57,440 "Boris Podgorny, in with the lions." 708 00:46:57,920 --> 00:46:59,160 He's lying, right? 709 00:46:59,240 --> 00:47:02,120 - No, he's telling you a story. - Know what it's like, huh? 710 00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:04,520 Pain in the ass, sisters. 711 00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:07,640 - That's rude. - He said "ass"! 712 00:47:07,720 --> 00:47:09,240 - I know. - But... 713 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,600 when did you start working in the movies? 714 00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:13,520 1927. 715 00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:15,200 1927... that was The Jazz Singer. 716 00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:16,560 That's the year that talkies started. 717 00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:18,080 Yeah, sure, talkies. But me, no. 718 00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:20,720 I started with, um, Uncle Tom's Cabin. 719 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:22,000 Not a talkie. 720 00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:24,680 It was Harry Pollard. 721 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:26,680 He acted for Selig Polyscope. 722 00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:29,600 He, uh, married Maggie what's-her-name. 723 00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:31,480 - Mm-hmm. - He directed Uncle Tom. 724 00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:32,840 Lift up your plate. 725 00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:36,600 So, Pollard needed help with the bloodhounds. 726 00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:39,920 So, my pal Fleischaker was a big name in dog acts. 727 00:47:40,240 --> 00:47:41,200 Poodles, mainly. 728 00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:44,880 But, "Sure," Fleischaker says to Pollard. 729 00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:47,720 "Yeah. Bloodhounds, poodles, what's the difference?" 730 00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:49,520 - Ooh. - So, he went. 731 00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:54,680 But, uh, by this time, uh, Fleischaker, 732 00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:56,640 he had it up to here with the Jew-haters. 733 00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:59,160 There was a lot of that kind in the circuses. 734 00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:02,520 Not many Jews, lots of Jew-haters. 735 00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:04,640 - Right. - But the movies... 736 00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:06,640 Oy vavoy! 737 00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:08,520 Fleischaker writes to me, "Boris," he writes. 738 00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:09,960 "Boris," he writes, 739 00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:13,240 "Hollywood is heimish, heimishe. 740 00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:16,800 I'm in a minyan with Douglas Fairbanks and Ricardo Cortez." 741 00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:17,960 - Whoa. - "Come to Hollywood." 742 00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:19,400 So, I went. 743 00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:23,880 Your wife, she don't like doing the dishes? 744 00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:26,520 Uh, piano hands. 745 00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:29,440 Ah, fershteyn. 746 00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:33,720 So, you like the movies, huh, Mr. Pitselshas? 747 00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:37,840 Okay, so the sergeant, he comes over the hill here, 748 00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:41,320 and I'm gonna go below him, so we see him and the sky. 749 00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:43,040 And so we don't see what he sees, 750 00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:44,560 but we do see that he's really... 751 00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:46,680 Okay, so he's, like, almost losing his mind, right? 752 00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:49,080 Cause what he is seeing is totally terrible. 753 00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:51,800 And then, I'm gonna turn the camera so that we see it. 754 00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:54,040 It's just in another notebook. Hang on. 755 00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:56,160 If that's the movie, uh... 756 00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:59,040 you could show me instead of describing me to death. 757 00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:01,120 No, that's just our stupid camping trip. 758 00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:02,200 My dad's... 759 00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:04,720 He wants me to put this camping film together 760 00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:05,920 so it'll cheer up Mom. 761 00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:08,240 Because her heart is broken. 762 00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:11,080 Because her mama iz toyt. 763 00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:14,560 But you, Mr. Director, you don't want to do this, 764 00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:16,000 what your daddy tells you, because 765 00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:18,200 you want to make your war picture, huh? 766 00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:20,440 Yeah, yeah. 767 00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:22,520 Believe me, Sammy boy, I get it. 768 00:49:22,720 --> 00:49:23,920 Family, art. 769 00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:26,640 It'll tear you in two. 770 00:49:30,240 --> 00:49:31,280 You hear that? 771 00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:35,120 Oh, yeah. My mom's practicing. She's always... 772 00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:36,600 Sha. You talk too much. Listen. 773 00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:45,520 When she was a kid, already she played like that. 774 00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:50,240 She should have been a concert piano player. 775 00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:53,320 Little Rubinstein, she was. 776 00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:56,720 She could have played... 777 00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:59,040 You name it, she could have played there. 778 00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:01,640 And she... 779 00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:06,800 Once, I visited her and Tina and Menashe in Cincinnati, 780 00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:10,520 and she says to me she wants to be a great piano artist. 781 00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:12,680 But she didn't do it. 782 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,440 Yeah, she's really good. You know, she played on TV. 783 00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:16,960 TV? Feh! 784 00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:19,960 She could have played at Musikverein in Vienna. 785 00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:23,640 You see, what she got in her heart 786 00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:26,640 is what you got, what I got. Art. 787 00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:31,320 Like me. Like you, I think. 788 00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:34,400 We're junkies, and art is our drug. 789 00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:36,520 Family, we love. 790 00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:39,480 But art, we're meshuga for art. 791 00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:42,840 You think I wanted to leave my sisters, my mama and my papa, 792 00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:45,480 and go stick my stupid head in the mouth of lions? 793 00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:49,080 Put-Putting your head in-in a lion's mouth is art? 794 00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:56,160 No. Sticking your head in the mouths of lions was balls. 795 00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:00,720 Making sure the lion don't eat my head, that is art. 796 00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:05,960 You see, Tini, she didn't say to Mitzi, 797 00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:07,760 "Go do what you gotta." 798 00:51:08,240 --> 00:51:11,680 I mean, she was a good person, my sister, but she was scared. 799 00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:15,000 Scared for your mother. She should have safety in the family. 800 00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:17,520 - Uh... - So Mitzi, she gave it all up. 801 00:51:17,720 --> 00:51:19,320 Ow! Wh... 802 00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:22,480 I want you should remember how that hurt. 803 00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:24,440 Because when they say all this, 804 00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:26,440 when they say, "What you do? 805 00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:28,400 "Oh, that's cute. It's a hobby. 806 00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:30,400 It's like stamps or butterfly collecting," 807 00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:32,440 you feel your face, how it feels now. 808 00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:33,600 Yeah, you almost pulled it off. 809 00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:35,080 So you remember your Uncle Boris 810 00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:36,240 and what he's telling you. 811 00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:38,800 Because you're going to join the circus, I can tell. 812 00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:40,520 You can't hardly wait. 813 00:51:40,720 --> 00:51:42,160 You want to be in the big top. 814 00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:44,400 You'll shovel elephant shit until they say, 815 00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:46,960 "Okay, Sammy, now ride the goddamn elephant." 816 00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:48,880 Oh, you love those people, huh? 817 00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:51,520 Your sisters, your mama, your papa. Except... 818 00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:54,240 Except this. 819 00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:56,840 This, I think you love a little more. 820 00:51:57,400 --> 00:51:58,760 - No, I don't. - Yeah. 821 00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:02,400 Oh, hey. Run all you want, boychick, 822 00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:04,720 but you know I ain't whistling Dixie here. 823 00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:08,040 You'll make your movies, and you will do your art. 824 00:52:08,720 --> 00:52:10,440 And you'll remember how it hurt. 825 00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:13,280 So you know what I'm saying? 826 00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:17,560 Art will give you crowns in heaven and laurels on earth. 827 00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:19,080 But... 828 00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:23,160 it'll tear your heart out and leave you lonely. 829 00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:25,760 You'll be a shanda for your loved ones. 830 00:52:26,240 --> 00:52:28,960 An exile in the desert. A gypsy. 831 00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:32,240 Art is no game. 832 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:34,680 Art is dangerous as a lion's mouth. 833 00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:36,040 It'll bite your head off. 834 00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:39,960 Look at me. 835 00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:43,400 Look at me. 836 00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:47,320 Is it a wonder that Tini, she wanted nothing to do with me? 837 00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:50,280 With me, with... 838 00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:53,680 Oh, Tini. 839 00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:56,560 Oh, Tini! Oh, Tini. 840 00:52:57,520 --> 00:52:58,480 I... 841 00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:04,560 Stop, stop! Stop it! 842 00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:07,520 What, you never saw nobody grieving before? 843 00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:14,480 Let's go to sleep, bubbala. 844 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,400 Uh, you can sleep in the bed. I have my sleeping bag. 845 00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:27,720 I'm sitting shiva for my sister. I sleep on the floor. 846 00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:29,680 Y-You want to sleep on the floor, too? 847 00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:33,600 She was your grandma. Tear your clothes. Sleep on the floor. 848 00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:37,160 Good night. 849 00:53:51,240 --> 00:53:52,760 - Say "bye-bye." - Bye-bye. - Bye-bye. 850 00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:41,120 I don't know what Mama was so worried about. 851 00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:43,960 It was a nice visit. 852 01:00:41,880 --> 01:00:43,040 Yuck. 853 01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:53,200 Whoa! 854 01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:54,680 Oh! 855 01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:03,080 Aw. 856 01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:09,720 This is the life. 857 01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:22,760 Only you can prevent forest fires. 858 01:02:03,280 --> 01:02:05,280 Mm. Oh. 859 01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:11,840 It's so beautiful, what you made, dolly. 860 01:02:13,440 --> 01:02:14,760 You really see me. 861 01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:24,760 Hey, man. How about that, huh? 862 01:02:24,960 --> 01:02:27,520 Hey, Sammy, that was real neat. 863 01:02:31,760 --> 01:02:33,480 Die, Amerikaner! 864 01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:37,000 Move! Move! Fall backwards! 865 01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:43,000 Whoa! 866 01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:45,760 Attacke! 867 01:02:48,160 --> 01:02:49,560 Ah! Cover! 868 01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:58,040 Krauts, they're everywhere! 869 01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:01,600 There's too many of them! 870 01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:25,880 Turn. 871 01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:28,120 Cut! Great. 872 01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:30,240 Now, um... 873 01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:33,000 Okay, come here. Come here. 874 01:03:33,080 --> 01:03:35,760 Um, you're standing here a minute, 875 01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:39,120 - looking down at what just happened. - A whole minute? 876 01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:42,000 I'll give you a signal when I want you to start to move, okay? 877 01:03:42,080 --> 01:03:44,160 - So you're just... - Like, you mean I should count to 60? 878 01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:46,720 - What? No. No, no, no, no. - Like, one Mississippi... 879 01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:48,560 Don't-don't count to 60. You just got to... 880 01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:52,760 S-S-So... So you're all like-like-like, 881 01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:54,240 "Oh, my God." 882 01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:57,600 Like, "All my men, they're all... 883 01:03:58,760 --> 01:04:00,520 they're all dead. All my men, they're-they're..." 884 01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:02,400 So you want me to, like, act and stuff. 885 01:04:03,720 --> 01:04:05,200 Well... yeah. 886 01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:07,920 - Like I'm-I'm sort of sad or something? - Right. 887 01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:09,200 - Um, that's the whole point. - 'Cause my whole platoon... 888 01:04:09,280 --> 01:04:10,520 R-Right, right. Your platoon. 889 01:04:10,600 --> 01:04:13,160 Your... Your men! 890 01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:15,520 They've been wiped out. 891 01:04:15,880 --> 01:04:18,760 These guys, they're your family. 892 01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:24,000 Your family's being, like, murdered, 893 01:04:24,320 --> 01:04:26,120 and it's your fault. 894 01:04:27,120 --> 01:04:28,840 You did this to them, and you... 895 01:04:28,920 --> 01:04:29,960 I-I thought it was the Nazis that... 896 01:04:30,040 --> 01:04:31,760 Okay, yeah, but it was you who gave the order 897 01:04:31,840 --> 01:04:33,520 to go down into the Valley of Death. 898 01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:35,000 - Okay? You decided. - Mm-hmm. 899 01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:36,560 Nobody else. You could've... 900 01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:37,840 Mm-hmm. 901 01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:41,120 You could've protected them. Okay? 902 01:04:41,440 --> 01:04:44,720 'Cause they trusted you, and they loved you. 903 01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:45,880 Mm-hmm. 904 01:04:46,080 --> 01:04:50,840 Now you're just looking at this... 905 01:04:53,560 --> 01:04:57,040 at this thing that you've done, 906 01:04:57,400 --> 01:04:58,600 and... 907 01:04:59,440 --> 01:05:01,240 you can't save them anymore. 908 01:05:01,840 --> 01:05:03,200 Because they're all dead. 909 01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:07,320 - Wow, that's, uh... - Yeah. 910 01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:10,400 Real gung ho. 911 01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:14,400 Okay. Okay. 912 01:05:14,760 --> 01:05:16,000 - You good? - Lock and load. 913 01:05:16,080 --> 01:05:17,520 Yeah. Yeah. Lock and load. All right. 914 01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:18,560 Good. 915 01:06:15,880 --> 01:06:17,000 Uh, Sammy? 916 01:06:17,880 --> 01:06:19,280 How far are you gonna let him walk? 917 01:06:22,240 --> 01:06:23,440 Cut! 918 01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:30,640 Hey, that's a cut, Angelo! 919 01:06:30,720 --> 01:06:32,280 - Angelo! - Angelo! 920 01:06:32,400 --> 01:06:33,840 Come back! Come back! 921 01:06:33,920 --> 01:06:36,600 - He said, "Cut!" - Angelo, hey! - Angelo! 922 01:08:46,920 --> 01:08:48,160 Bravo! 923 01:08:49,440 --> 01:08:50,600 Bravo! 924 01:08:59,080 --> 01:09:00,440 Sammy! 925 01:09:04,760 --> 01:09:06,000 Oh, dolly! 926 01:09:07,640 --> 01:09:09,920 You're not a civilian anymore. 927 01:09:11,040 --> 01:09:14,320 That movie, my God. It was... 928 01:09:16,520 --> 01:09:17,920 Hi, Mrs. Fabelman. 929 01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:26,880 Mr. DeMille. 930 01:09:27,200 --> 01:09:28,280 Come here. 931 01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:32,280 - Hey, there he is. - Congratulations, young man. 932 01:09:32,400 --> 01:09:33,760 - Congratulations. - Hey. Hey, hey. 933 01:09:33,840 --> 01:09:35,680 I guess you based it on your dad's war stories, huh? 934 01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:37,800 Sort of. You know, but he doesn't like 935 01:09:37,920 --> 01:09:39,400 - to talk about it, so... - No, I understand. 936 01:09:39,480 --> 01:09:40,440 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. 937 01:09:40,680 --> 01:09:42,160 Dad, Mom's getting a ride with Bennie. 938 01:09:42,240 --> 01:09:43,320 She'll see us at home. 939 01:09:43,920 --> 01:09:46,280 - Hey, that last scene with the... - Why do you like blood so much? 940 01:09:46,400 --> 01:09:49,080 And are you ever gonna make a movie with parts for girls again? 941 01:09:49,160 --> 01:09:50,760 - Yeah. - Make a career... 942 01:09:50,840 --> 01:09:52,680 - What? - With girls, you know, like, 943 01:09:52,760 --> 01:09:55,000 because all the men stare off into the distance all the time, 944 01:09:55,080 --> 01:09:56,720 maybe a girl could save the day. 945 01:09:58,480 --> 01:10:01,240 Okay, what are the five steps to save a drowning person? 946 01:10:01,680 --> 01:10:04,280 All right, one is you swim behind the person so they don't grab you. 947 01:10:04,480 --> 01:10:06,720 Two, you throw your arm across his chest. 948 01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:08,440 - Or her chest. - Three. 949 01:10:08,520 --> 01:10:10,480 Not Sammy. He's too scared of girls' boobies. 950 01:10:10,560 --> 01:10:12,880 Three, you swim on your back with the victim on your chest, 951 01:10:12,960 --> 01:10:14,560 using your free arm to paddle yourself. 952 01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:17,440 And speaking of boobies, if you ever get any, we'll have a party. 953 01:10:17,720 --> 01:10:18,720 - Um... - And at the party, 954 01:10:18,800 --> 01:10:19,960 we'll give her the booby prize. 955 01:10:20,040 --> 01:10:22,240 Ha-ha. What's four? 956 01:10:22,320 --> 01:10:23,680 Um... 957 01:10:27,120 --> 01:10:29,280 - Crap. - Bring the victim to land, dummy. 958 01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:30,760 - Mm. - Then five? 959 01:10:32,520 --> 01:10:33,960 Call the undertaker. 960 01:10:38,080 --> 01:10:39,640 This is serious business. 961 01:10:40,160 --> 01:10:42,200 I got to know all of this to get the lifesaving merit badge. 962 01:10:42,280 --> 01:10:44,960 More kids die in swimming accidents 963 01:10:45,040 --> 01:10:46,120 than in any other kind of accident. 964 01:10:46,200 --> 01:10:49,000 - Sorry. I'm sorry. - Not everything is a big joke. 965 01:10:49,080 --> 01:10:51,240 Okay, okay. So what's step number five? 966 01:10:51,320 --> 01:10:52,640 It's just... You laugh at everything, 967 01:10:53,200 --> 01:10:54,520 even when nothing's funny. 968 01:10:54,600 --> 01:10:56,280 You always have to be the center of attention. 969 01:10:56,400 --> 01:11:00,760 Eat. And don't talk with your mouth full. 970 01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:03,200 I'm not eating this crud before a swimming test. 971 01:11:03,520 --> 01:11:05,560 You can get cramps in the water if you eat before, 972 01:11:05,640 --> 01:11:07,320 and you can drown from getting cramps! 973 01:11:07,440 --> 01:11:08,680 Stop shouting at her! 974 01:11:08,840 --> 01:11:11,200 Sammy Fabelman, goddamn it! 975 01:11:11,280 --> 01:11:14,480 For weeks now, it has been nothing but disrespect from you! 976 01:11:14,560 --> 01:11:15,840 Disrespect?! 977 01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:18,000 Why are you being such a little shit to me?! 978 01:11:18,080 --> 01:11:19,800 Damn it to hell, I am your mother! 979 01:11:19,960 --> 01:11:21,400 I wish you weren't! 980 01:11:46,040 --> 01:11:47,840 Oh. Let me see. 981 01:11:49,400 --> 01:11:50,440 Oh, my God. 982 01:11:50,960 --> 01:11:52,400 Oh, what have I done? 983 01:11:58,560 --> 01:11:59,680 Talk to me. 984 01:12:00,840 --> 01:12:02,520 Oh, Sammy, please talk to me. 985 01:12:02,600 --> 01:12:04,320 Tell me what's happening. 986 01:12:04,720 --> 01:12:08,080 Do you have any idea how much I love you? 987 01:12:17,960 --> 01:12:19,120 Don't go. 988 01:15:02,160 --> 01:15:03,240 Mom. 989 01:15:04,480 --> 01:15:05,560 Mom. 990 01:15:08,280 --> 01:15:09,600 I won't tell. 991 01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:13,520 I won't tell. I won't. 992 01:15:16,440 --> 01:15:17,640 I won't tell. 993 01:15:18,160 --> 01:15:19,200 I won't. 994 01:15:40,480 --> 01:15:41,560 Sure about this? 995 01:15:43,600 --> 01:15:44,600 Mm-hmm. 996 01:15:47,600 --> 01:15:49,440 There you go. Bought and paid for. 997 01:15:49,680 --> 01:15:51,880 Oh. Just a second. It's in the back. 998 01:15:56,080 --> 01:15:58,320 Stocking up on Kodak before the big move? 999 01:15:58,880 --> 01:15:59,960 - N-No, I'm... - Smart. 1000 01:16:00,040 --> 01:16:01,960 Film's cheaper here than in California. 1001 01:16:02,160 --> 01:16:04,200 I bet everything's more expensive there. 1002 01:16:05,080 --> 01:16:06,560 You're losing your steadiest customer. 1003 01:16:06,640 --> 01:16:10,680 Him and his whole family, they're moving west. 1004 01:16:11,160 --> 01:16:12,680 He just sold me his camera. 1005 01:16:13,240 --> 01:16:15,440 Oh, yeah? How come? 1006 01:16:15,840 --> 01:16:17,000 Says he's finished. 1007 01:16:17,080 --> 01:16:18,600 Sorry about the wait, Mr. Loewy. 1008 01:16:19,280 --> 01:16:20,440 We had to order it special. 1009 01:16:21,240 --> 01:16:22,520 You bought a camera? 1010 01:16:26,240 --> 01:16:28,000 It's for you! 1011 01:16:28,520 --> 01:16:30,600 I know how much you loved using it for your war picture, 1012 01:16:30,680 --> 01:16:32,280 so I figured you ought to have one of your own. 1013 01:16:32,600 --> 01:16:36,600 It's, um, a "bon voyage," "see you later, alligator," 1014 01:16:37,120 --> 01:16:39,840 "I believe in you" present from your uncle Bennie. 1015 01:16:51,240 --> 01:16:52,520 Because it's from me? 1016 01:16:55,320 --> 01:16:57,200 This move? Huh? 1017 01:16:58,440 --> 01:17:00,480 This is your dad's glory-hallelujah moment. 1018 01:17:00,560 --> 01:17:03,000 And, oy vavoy, Sammy, does that guy ever deserve it. 1019 01:17:04,240 --> 01:17:06,000 All the way back when, back at RCA, 1020 01:17:06,080 --> 01:17:07,520 he knew what computing was gonna be about 1021 01:17:07,600 --> 01:17:10,440 before practically anybody else knew it. 1022 01:17:11,520 --> 01:17:12,640 And IBM? 1023 01:17:14,240 --> 01:17:15,240 That's where guys like Burt 1024 01:17:15,320 --> 01:17:17,480 are figuring out how to use what he's made to... 1025 01:17:18,880 --> 01:17:20,600 They're gonna change the whole goddamn world, 1026 01:17:20,680 --> 01:17:22,160 so this was the right decision. 1027 01:17:26,520 --> 01:17:28,000 For all sorts of reasons. 1028 01:17:31,760 --> 01:17:34,000 Yeah, so I'm happy for you. 1029 01:17:34,800 --> 01:17:35,840 You know I am. 1030 01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:38,280 But I'm gonna miss you. 1031 01:17:39,880 --> 01:17:41,480 All of you, a lot. 1032 01:17:49,240 --> 01:17:51,320 You think whatever bad things you want about me, kiddo, 1033 01:17:51,440 --> 01:17:53,920 but you stop making movies, it'll break your mother's heart. 1034 01:17:55,480 --> 01:17:57,000 You will break her heart, I mean it. 1035 01:17:59,440 --> 01:18:02,320 She doesn't deserve that, not from anybody, least of all from you. 1036 01:18:16,800 --> 01:18:18,520 I'll give you 35 bucks for it. 1037 01:18:20,080 --> 01:18:21,400 You drive a hard bargain, kid. 1038 01:18:39,520 --> 01:18:41,240 I'm still done making movies, though. 1039 01:18:42,480 --> 01:18:44,600 Everybody makes movies in California. 1040 01:18:54,280 --> 01:18:56,480 - Hey! - Keep the change. 1041 01:18:56,840 --> 01:18:59,760 I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still 1042 01:18:59,920 --> 01:19:02,920 Da doo ron ron ron, da doo ron ron 1043 01:19:03,120 --> 01:19:06,000 Somebody told me that his name was Bill 1044 01:19:06,280 --> 01:19:08,880 Da doo ron ron ron, da doo ron ron... 1045 01:19:10,560 --> 01:19:12,200 When will the new house be finished? 1046 01:19:12,640 --> 01:19:14,040 A few months, in the spring. 1047 01:19:15,240 --> 01:19:16,480 Can I have my own room? 1048 01:19:17,080 --> 01:19:19,040 Everybody gets their own room. 1049 01:19:19,840 --> 01:19:21,400 - Yay! - Yes! 1050 01:19:28,200 --> 01:19:30,560 I just remembered, last night, I had a funny dream. 1051 01:19:30,920 --> 01:19:32,040 What was it? 1052 01:19:32,880 --> 01:19:34,800 I-I can't believe I dreamed this. 1053 01:19:34,880 --> 01:19:37,560 Uh, uh, uh, Bennie and me were having an argument, 1054 01:19:37,640 --> 01:19:40,520 and I hauled off and socked him right in the nose. 1055 01:19:42,040 --> 01:19:44,760 Yes, my oh my 1056 01:19:45,280 --> 01:19:47,680 And when he walked me home 1057 01:19:48,080 --> 01:19:50,040 Da doo ron ron ron, da... 1058 01:19:55,320 --> 01:19:56,240 What's wrong? 1059 01:19:56,600 --> 01:19:58,960 - Is Mommy carsick? - Let's just give her a little time. 1060 01:20:23,200 --> 01:20:24,800 Bennie and me, we never... 1061 01:20:26,120 --> 01:20:27,240 we never... 1062 01:20:31,480 --> 01:20:34,160 I would never let it get as far as I imagine you think. 1063 01:20:34,560 --> 01:20:36,560 Oh, I never imagined any of that. 1064 01:20:37,480 --> 01:20:39,000 You think Dad knows? 1065 01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:41,640 I don't... I don't mean... 1066 01:20:42,120 --> 01:20:44,240 I don't mean, "Did you tell him?" I know you didn't. 1067 01:20:44,960 --> 01:20:46,000 But... 1068 01:20:51,680 --> 01:20:53,720 But you think he has an inkling? 1069 01:20:57,960 --> 01:21:00,080 I've almost told him so many times. 1070 01:21:00,520 --> 01:21:03,520 I'll say, "Burt, there's something I've got to tell you." 1071 01:21:04,800 --> 01:21:06,680 Then he looks at me like he can't conceive 1072 01:21:06,760 --> 01:21:08,160 that anything could be wrong between us, 1073 01:21:08,240 --> 01:21:10,520 so instead, I say, "Burt, we got ants." 1074 01:21:13,280 --> 01:21:14,640 Or, "Burt, could you climb on the roof 1075 01:21:14,720 --> 01:21:16,880 and turn the antenna so I can watch channel 5?" 1076 01:21:16,960 --> 01:21:18,320 Which, of course, he does. 1077 01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:26,080 I can't fight with your father. 1078 01:21:28,960 --> 01:21:31,040 He kills with such kindness. 1079 01:21:33,160 --> 01:21:35,480 I'm mean to him, he buys me a dress. 1080 01:21:36,440 --> 01:21:37,440 From Saks. 1081 01:21:41,240 --> 01:21:42,920 Mom, when I showed you what I filmed, 1082 01:21:43,000 --> 01:21:44,600 I never meant for any of this to happen. 1083 01:21:44,680 --> 01:21:46,160 Oh... mmm. 1084 01:21:49,720 --> 01:21:51,720 Guilt is a wasted emotion. 1085 01:21:53,160 --> 01:21:54,160 Hmm. 1086 01:21:58,960 --> 01:22:00,480 What's gonna happen now? 1087 01:22:04,280 --> 01:22:05,960 I'm gonna be your mom. 1088 01:22:06,280 --> 01:22:08,560 I'm gonna be the girls' mom. 1089 01:22:09,920 --> 01:22:13,920 Despite my countless faults, I'm not ruining everything for everyone. 1090 01:22:14,000 --> 01:22:15,640 I'm gonna not be selfish. 1091 01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:22,640 Burt Fabelman is the kindest, smartest, wisest, 1092 01:22:23,440 --> 01:22:24,880 most patient, most decent, 1093 01:22:24,960 --> 01:22:28,520 most understanding man there is, and I'm gonna stay married to him. 1094 01:22:52,920 --> 01:22:54,320 It's only a rental. 1095 01:22:55,000 --> 01:22:57,880 The new house will be ready faster than you can say "Jack Robinson." 1096 01:22:58,440 --> 01:22:59,680 Jack Robinson. 1097 01:23:02,480 --> 01:23:04,080 And we're still here. 1098 01:23:06,240 --> 01:23:08,200 Just tell me if you're going to mope for the rest of your life 1099 01:23:08,280 --> 01:23:09,880 or if it's something you plan to outgrow. 1100 01:23:09,960 --> 01:23:11,080 Bug off. 1101 01:23:11,280 --> 01:23:13,040 You're, like, going for the misery merit badge, 1102 01:23:13,120 --> 01:23:15,120 you and Mom with your long faces. 1103 01:23:15,200 --> 01:23:16,960 She can't even get out of bed to make breakfast and... 1104 01:23:17,040 --> 01:23:18,080 Okay, new rule, guys. 1105 01:23:18,160 --> 01:23:20,280 Um, when we walk to school in the morning, 1106 01:23:20,400 --> 01:23:22,560 let's just leave all the Fabelman mishegoss 1107 01:23:22,640 --> 01:23:24,680 behind us in the Fabelmans' moldy old rental house. 1108 01:23:24,760 --> 01:23:27,160 So, for eight hours a day, let's be normal kids 1109 01:23:27,240 --> 01:23:29,320 in an ordinary, normal school, okay? 1110 01:23:29,760 --> 01:23:31,720 Some glue on your hand or something. 1111 01:23:33,600 --> 01:23:35,000 - Too easy. - That's what I'm telling you. 1112 01:23:35,080 --> 01:23:40,200 It's like we got parachuted into the land of the giant sequoia people. 1113 01:23:41,160 --> 01:23:42,160 All right. 1114 01:23:43,320 --> 01:23:44,840 Excuse me. Excuse me. 1115 01:23:48,320 --> 01:23:50,200 Up over! Nice dig. 1116 01:23:50,280 --> 01:23:51,440 Atta Johnson. 1117 01:23:51,520 --> 01:23:52,800 - I got it. I got it. - Get it up. Get it up. 1118 01:23:53,880 --> 01:23:55,480 - Oh! - Set, set, set, set. 1119 01:23:56,200 --> 01:23:57,320 - Hit it. - Take it. 1120 01:23:57,560 --> 01:23:58,560 I got it. 1121 01:23:59,760 --> 01:24:00,800 Way to get up! 1122 01:24:02,320 --> 01:24:03,480 Nice. 1123 01:24:05,520 --> 01:24:07,520 Nice. Attababy, Logan. 1124 01:24:10,320 --> 01:24:11,680 Do it again. Go again. 1125 01:24:11,760 --> 01:24:13,000 Come on, boys. 1126 01:24:14,720 --> 01:24:15,880 Good work, guys. 1127 01:24:16,080 --> 01:24:18,080 Keep the intensity. Keep moving. 1128 01:24:20,080 --> 01:24:22,720 Rotate. Nice, Jake. Good job, Chris. 1129 01:24:24,960 --> 01:24:26,760 Fabelman, it won't hurt you. 1130 01:24:27,080 --> 01:24:29,000 It's a volleyball, not a cannonball. 1131 01:24:29,880 --> 01:24:31,680 - Okay. Let's go. Serve. - Go! 1132 01:24:32,320 --> 01:24:33,480 Attababy! 1133 01:24:33,720 --> 01:24:35,040 That's good reactions. 1134 01:24:36,080 --> 01:24:39,480 - Let's move. Let's... - Oh, my God, I am so sorry. 1135 01:24:39,560 --> 01:24:42,880 -I didn't... Oh, my... -I'm gonna murder you, you piece of shit 1136 01:24:43,800 --> 01:24:44,960 Hey, Chad. 1137 01:24:46,880 --> 01:24:47,840 Cool it. 1138 01:24:49,480 --> 01:24:50,880 I am... I did not mean to do that. 1139 01:24:50,960 --> 01:24:52,840 - Are you okay? I'm... - That really hurt, asshole. 1140 01:24:52,920 --> 01:24:54,280 Watch your mouth, Logan. 1141 01:25:00,680 --> 01:25:02,000 Go fetch the ball. 1142 01:25:03,600 --> 01:25:04,720 Sure, yeah. 1143 01:25:06,440 --> 01:25:07,600 - Let's go. - Mm-hmm. 1144 01:25:11,600 --> 01:25:12,880 Hey, new kid. 1145 01:25:13,520 --> 01:25:14,520 What's your name? 1146 01:25:17,400 --> 01:25:18,400 Sam. 1147 01:25:19,440 --> 01:25:21,200 Sam what? 1148 01:25:24,800 --> 01:25:25,800 Fabelman. 1149 01:25:29,080 --> 01:25:30,040 Told you he's a kike. 1150 01:25:31,080 --> 01:25:32,480 He doesn't like Jews. 1151 01:25:33,280 --> 01:25:34,800 Nobody likes Jews. 1152 01:25:35,720 --> 01:25:37,600 Except other Jews, right? 1153 01:25:39,560 --> 01:25:41,840 So, Bagelman... 1154 01:25:42,000 --> 01:25:43,080 No, that's not my name. 1155 01:25:43,680 --> 01:25:44,960 - Don't call me that. - So... 1156 01:25:45,280 --> 01:25:47,640 you gave my best friend a concussion, Bagelman. 1157 01:25:47,720 --> 01:25:49,080 - No, I didn't. Leave me alone. - Hey. 1158 01:25:50,400 --> 01:25:51,480 Don't argue with me. 1159 01:25:52,320 --> 01:25:53,880 A serious concussion. 1160 01:25:56,000 --> 01:25:57,600 So, how do we make you pay? 1161 01:25:59,400 --> 01:26:00,400 How about this? We... 1162 01:26:00,480 --> 01:26:01,960 You're drinking from the fountain. 1163 01:26:02,400 --> 01:26:04,880 You never hear me come up from behind you, and bam! 1164 01:26:05,840 --> 01:26:08,280 I shatter your front teeth all over the spigot. 1165 01:26:11,600 --> 01:26:12,680 Hey, look at me. 1166 01:26:15,280 --> 01:26:17,760 He's demented, like, medically. 1167 01:26:19,320 --> 01:26:20,640 So watch out for yourself. 1168 01:26:45,280 --> 01:26:46,480 Close the door! 1169 01:26:52,680 --> 01:26:55,200 - Mom got a monkey. - Why'd you get a monkey? 1170 01:26:55,280 --> 01:26:56,960 'Cause I needed to laugh. 1171 01:27:00,880 --> 01:27:01,920 Oh, help me with this. 1172 01:27:02,000 --> 01:27:03,720 The directions don't make any sense. 1173 01:27:04,560 --> 01:27:06,680 Careful. Careful. Get down! 1174 01:27:08,520 --> 01:27:09,640 I'll get a banana. 1175 01:27:11,040 --> 01:27:12,880 Save the curtains. They're rented. 1176 01:27:20,960 --> 01:27:22,000 Oh. 1177 01:27:23,880 --> 01:27:26,320 Uh, hello. Who are you? 1178 01:27:26,840 --> 01:27:28,120 He's mine. 1179 01:27:28,840 --> 01:27:30,160 What are we gonna call him? 1180 01:27:31,560 --> 01:27:33,720 Bennie. His name's Bennie. 1181 01:27:41,160 --> 01:27:43,480 I don't want to see a psychiatrist, Burt. 1182 01:27:43,560 --> 01:27:45,720 You're scaring the kids. You're sleeping all day. 1183 01:27:45,880 --> 01:27:48,640 I miss the desert. I miss dry heat. 1184 01:27:48,720 --> 01:27:50,680 You haven't even unwrapped the piano. 1185 01:27:51,080 --> 01:27:54,000 You aren't cooking or shopping or unpacking. 1186 01:27:54,600 --> 01:27:57,600 Psychiatrists help you know why you're feeling something. 1187 01:27:58,000 --> 01:27:59,760 They can't help you feel something different. 1188 01:27:59,920 --> 01:28:01,440 You're behaving like when your mother died, 1189 01:28:01,520 --> 01:28:04,560 like you're in mourning, but nobody's died. 1190 01:28:07,120 --> 01:28:08,160 Okay. 1191 01:28:09,600 --> 01:28:11,880 So I'll call the monkey some other name. 1192 01:28:25,880 --> 01:28:27,760 IBM's out of his league, Mitz. 1193 01:28:30,040 --> 01:28:31,600 Bennie was... He... 1194 01:28:32,880 --> 01:28:35,520 is my best friend. 1195 01:28:36,640 --> 01:28:38,080 But they don't need him. 1196 01:28:38,640 --> 01:28:40,320 This is what I know. 1197 01:28:42,560 --> 01:28:44,200 I don't need him, either. 1198 01:28:46,920 --> 01:28:48,720 Bennie wasn't your friend. 1199 01:28:50,120 --> 01:28:52,200 But you knew he was mine. 1200 01:28:55,720 --> 01:28:57,000 What does that mean? 1201 01:29:36,120 --> 01:29:38,440 Logan, I'm really, really missing you. 1202 01:29:43,240 --> 01:29:44,800 Hey! Who's there? 1203 01:29:45,880 --> 01:29:47,000 Who's there? 1204 01:29:58,960 --> 01:30:00,560 Bagelman, yo. 1205 01:30:13,040 --> 01:30:14,760 I left you a little snack in your locker. 1206 01:30:14,880 --> 01:30:15,960 Did you like it? 1207 01:30:17,480 --> 01:30:19,880 - Guess he wasn't hungry. - Uh, he said... he said it was... 1208 01:30:20,560 --> 01:30:22,600 - What'd you call it, Chad? - Kosher. 1209 01:30:22,680 --> 01:30:24,320 - Kosher. - Knock it off, moron! 1210 01:30:25,360 --> 01:30:27,000 We talked about this. 1211 01:30:28,040 --> 01:30:29,120 All right. 1212 01:30:29,640 --> 01:30:31,320 Come on. We'll be late for practice. 1213 01:30:34,520 --> 01:30:36,320 So, what is this? Are you Jewish? 1214 01:30:40,520 --> 01:30:41,520 Well... 1215 01:30:41,600 --> 01:30:44,480 Holy crap. He's got the hots so bad, he can't even talk to her. 1216 01:30:45,120 --> 01:30:46,640 No, I don't. 1217 01:30:47,800 --> 01:30:49,240 Apologize to her. 1218 01:30:49,920 --> 01:30:51,240 For what? 1219 01:30:52,160 --> 01:30:54,640 For making goo-goo eyes at her, for drooling at her. 1220 01:30:55,000 --> 01:30:56,680 I wasn't drooling at her. 1221 01:30:57,720 --> 01:31:00,000 Then apologize to her for killing Christ. 1222 01:31:00,720 --> 01:31:02,560 Why are you encouraging him? 1223 01:31:04,320 --> 01:31:05,280 Go on. 1224 01:31:05,560 --> 01:31:08,400 Apologize to her for killing our Lord. 1225 01:31:10,200 --> 01:31:12,240 Ugh. Don't go. 1226 01:31:12,960 --> 01:31:14,360 - Come watch me run. - No, thanks. 1227 01:31:14,440 --> 01:31:15,720 - I'm not in the mood now. - Oh, please. 1228 01:31:15,800 --> 01:31:17,920 - I run better when you are there. - Apologize to her, 1229 01:31:18,000 --> 01:31:19,040 you Christ-killing! 1230 01:31:19,120 --> 01:31:20,280 I'm going home. 1231 01:31:23,200 --> 01:31:24,720 Go on and say sorry. 1232 01:31:25,040 --> 01:31:26,800 You're getting me in trouble with my girl. 1233 01:31:27,800 --> 01:31:30,440 You know, obviously, since I'm not 2,000 years old 1234 01:31:30,520 --> 01:31:32,920 and have never been to Rome, I'm not apologizing. 1235 01:31:33,840 --> 01:31:36,560 But hey, you know, maybe, uh, your boyfriend should 1236 01:31:36,640 --> 01:31:38,640 apologize to you for making out in the stairwell 1237 01:31:38,760 --> 01:31:40,440 half an hour ago with some redhead. 1238 01:31:41,840 --> 01:31:43,920 He-he's lying. He's... I-I didn't do that. 1239 01:31:44,000 --> 01:31:46,080 -I swear. -You told me you were finished with her. 1240 01:31:48,840 --> 01:31:51,000 Logan, you lied to me! 1241 01:31:53,800 --> 01:31:54,880 Claudia. 1242 01:31:58,400 --> 01:32:00,400 Whoa... 1243 01:32:04,680 --> 01:32:07,240 You made a mistake. Listen to me. 1244 01:32:07,320 --> 01:32:08,560 You made a mistake. You're gonna fix it. 1245 01:32:08,640 --> 01:32:10,960 - Bash his head in! - Shut up, Chad, goddamn it! 1246 01:32:11,240 --> 01:32:13,520 Tomorrow, you're gonna find her first thing, 1247 01:32:13,600 --> 01:32:14,760 and you're gonna tell her you were lying. 1248 01:32:14,840 --> 01:32:16,080 Say-say you were, um, scared. 1249 01:32:16,160 --> 01:32:17,960 Say-say whatever you got to say, but you tell her 1250 01:32:18,040 --> 01:32:20,280 it wasn't true and you did not see me doing that. 1251 01:32:21,080 --> 01:32:24,560 Or I swear, I will hurt you worse than you've ever been hurt. 1252 01:32:26,960 --> 01:32:28,080 You get me? 1253 01:32:28,360 --> 01:32:30,760 Nod to show you dig what I'm saying. 1254 01:32:43,880 --> 01:32:45,280 He won't tell me who did this. 1255 01:32:45,640 --> 01:32:46,960 Ask him who did this. 1256 01:32:48,600 --> 01:32:50,440 Tell your father who did this, and he will drive 1257 01:32:50,520 --> 01:32:52,040 to that little shit's house, and he will beat 1258 01:32:52,120 --> 01:32:53,840 - the living crap out of him. - Is your nose broken? 1259 01:32:54,000 --> 01:32:55,760 No, of course it's not broken. You think I'd be sitting here 1260 01:32:55,840 --> 01:32:56,920 - if his nose was broken? - Who hit you? 1261 01:32:57,480 --> 01:32:58,760 What do you care who it was? 1262 01:32:58,840 --> 01:33:00,280 It's not like you'll do anything about it. 1263 01:33:00,440 --> 01:33:02,040 Tell me what happened first. 1264 01:33:02,360 --> 01:33:04,240 What happened is I hate it here, 1265 01:33:04,320 --> 01:33:07,120 and what happened is you brought us here because... 1266 01:33:07,200 --> 01:33:09,360 Because I got a better job, so we moved. 1267 01:33:09,520 --> 01:33:11,760 You don't even care where you are. 1268 01:33:12,840 --> 01:33:14,880 You get to go to work, and that could be in Iceland. 1269 01:33:14,960 --> 01:33:17,280 You're working with your goddamn machines, 1270 01:33:17,480 --> 01:33:20,480 so you get to be happy while the rest of us are mis... 1271 01:33:20,560 --> 01:33:21,480 - Just, come on. - Don't. 1272 01:33:21,560 --> 01:33:23,040 Well, but you-you're bleeding on the carpet. 1273 01:33:23,120 --> 01:33:24,120 It's a rental house. 1274 01:33:24,200 --> 01:33:26,480 Do you even notice how much we hate it here, 1275 01:33:27,000 --> 01:33:29,800 where we're practically the only Jewish people for miles 1276 01:33:29,960 --> 01:33:31,360 and everything is awful? 1277 01:33:32,640 --> 01:33:35,480 Do you even care that this is your fault... 1278 01:33:36,400 --> 01:33:37,560 Everything that's happening now... 1279 01:33:37,640 --> 01:33:39,120 Just because you ran away from home 1280 01:33:39,240 --> 01:33:40,760 and took all of us with you?! 1281 01:33:41,200 --> 01:33:43,480 I came here so I could work ten times harder 1282 01:33:43,640 --> 01:33:45,080 with ten times the responsibility, 1283 01:33:45,160 --> 01:33:47,040 which seems to have escaped everybody, 1284 01:33:47,120 --> 01:33:48,320 -s-so I could build us a nice home and.. -Could everyone settle? 1285 01:33:48,400 --> 01:33:49,800 - I want to say something. - No, no. You didn't come here... 1286 01:33:49,880 --> 01:33:52,320 to build houses. You didn't come here to work. You ran away. 1287 01:33:52,400 --> 01:33:54,280 I think you have something to say to me, Sammy! 1288 01:33:54,440 --> 01:33:55,280 And if I'm right about that, 1289 01:33:55,360 --> 01:33:57,320 then get it off your chest and say it to my face! 1290 01:33:57,400 --> 01:33:59,120 I started therapy. 1291 01:35:34,360 --> 01:35:35,640 Anyways, 1292 01:35:37,080 --> 01:35:38,440 what I really wanted to say is that, 1293 01:35:38,520 --> 01:35:40,240 about yesterday, what I told you was... 1294 01:35:40,520 --> 01:35:42,000 it wasn't true, and I lied, 1295 01:35:42,480 --> 01:35:44,360 and I'm sorry. 1296 01:35:45,240 --> 01:35:46,600 But why? 1297 01:35:46,880 --> 01:35:48,680 - What did I ever do to you? - Oh, no, no. 1298 01:35:48,800 --> 01:35:50,800 - It wasn't about you. - Because that, like, really, 1299 01:35:50,880 --> 01:35:52,920 - really wasn't cool, you know? - I didn't mean to hurt you. 1300 01:35:53,000 --> 01:35:54,560 Because I really love Logan. 1301 01:35:54,960 --> 01:35:57,680 Yeah, she cried herself to sleep thinking he cheated on her. 1302 01:35:57,920 --> 01:36:00,240 You ought to be more considerate of other people's feelings. 1303 01:36:00,480 --> 01:36:02,240 Okay, but Logan told me to say I killed Christ. 1304 01:36:02,320 --> 01:36:04,360 - That wasn't Logan. - What? - That was Chad. 1305 01:36:04,440 --> 01:36:05,600 - Why would he do that? - Logan laughed. 1306 01:36:05,680 --> 01:36:07,200 He thought it was hilarious. 1307 01:36:08,600 --> 01:36:10,000 He's Jewish. 1308 01:36:10,920 --> 01:36:12,400 You don't say. 1309 01:36:13,920 --> 01:36:16,040 Yeah, I mean, since the day I was circumcised. 1310 01:36:23,800 --> 01:36:25,520 So, how'd you know she was a redhead? 1311 01:36:26,560 --> 01:36:28,480 - Oh, my God. - Hmm? 1312 01:36:28,560 --> 01:36:30,960 He was making out with Renee Reynolds? 1313 01:36:33,840 --> 01:36:35,600 - If you were lying... - Mm-hmm? 1314 01:36:35,680 --> 01:36:37,200 How'd you know her hair color? 1315 01:36:40,520 --> 01:36:41,640 Uh... 1316 01:36:48,400 --> 01:36:49,760 Does it hurt? 1317 01:36:50,800 --> 01:36:52,280 So, you don't believe in Jesus? 1318 01:36:55,240 --> 01:36:57,000 I can't imagine my life without him. 1319 01:36:57,840 --> 01:37:00,520 Well, we've managed for like 5,000 years, 1320 01:37:00,600 --> 01:37:02,280 so I guess it's possible. 1321 01:37:02,880 --> 01:37:04,280 Maybe we could... 1322 01:37:05,600 --> 01:37:08,360 I don't know, get together and pray on it. 1323 01:37:11,080 --> 01:37:12,480 What, like, you and me? 1324 01:37:13,240 --> 01:37:15,080 We can ask him to come into your heart 1325 01:37:15,280 --> 01:37:19,040 and, you know, see what happens. 1326 01:37:21,480 --> 01:37:23,400 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure. I mean... 1327 01:37:23,960 --> 01:37:26,200 What? Like, that would be, like, when? Like, today? 1328 01:37:31,200 --> 01:37:33,360 It's a lot, huh? 1329 01:37:34,320 --> 01:37:37,080 It's sort of a shrine almost. 1330 01:37:38,320 --> 01:37:39,560 A shrine to guys. 1331 01:37:40,480 --> 01:37:41,800 L-Lots of guys. 1332 01:37:42,040 --> 01:37:43,320 They're sexy. 1333 01:37:44,640 --> 01:37:45,840 I guess. 1334 01:37:57,960 --> 01:37:59,120 Let's pray. 1335 01:38:06,200 --> 01:38:07,360 Close your eyes. 1336 01:38:10,640 --> 01:38:12,640 Lord, I'm here with my friend Sammy... 1337 01:38:12,720 --> 01:38:13,920 Sam. 1338 01:38:14,200 --> 01:38:15,800 I'm here with my good friend Sam, 1339 01:38:16,560 --> 01:38:19,760 who's Jewish, and he's a nice boy. 1340 01:38:20,640 --> 01:38:24,400 Lord Jesus, he's good and brave, 1341 01:38:25,160 --> 01:38:29,080 and he's funny, Lord, and... 1342 01:38:29,360 --> 01:38:31,480 and I like him. 1343 01:38:36,280 --> 01:38:37,480 Relax. 1344 01:38:42,800 --> 01:38:43,760 Ask. 1345 01:38:45,080 --> 01:38:46,800 Ask him to come into you. 1346 01:38:47,160 --> 01:38:48,560 Ask him to enter you. 1347 01:38:52,440 --> 01:38:53,520 Um... 1348 01:38:54,400 --> 01:38:55,960 hi there, Jesus. 1349 01:38:56,480 --> 01:38:59,040 It's me, Sam Fabelman. 1350 01:39:01,000 --> 01:39:02,680 If you're real, 1351 01:39:02,960 --> 01:39:05,680 show me a sign or something, and... 1352 01:39:05,760 --> 01:39:09,040 No, wait. You can't... You can't ask Jesus to do tricks to impress you. 1353 01:39:09,480 --> 01:39:10,840 You have to be humble. 1354 01:39:11,080 --> 01:39:13,440 You have to beg him to. I'll do it. 1355 01:39:14,400 --> 01:39:17,200 I'm gonna beg the Holy Spirit to come into me. 1356 01:39:17,760 --> 01:39:20,640 I'm gonna draw the Spirit in with my breath. 1357 01:39:22,440 --> 01:39:24,680 Spirit, come into me! 1358 01:39:25,080 --> 01:39:29,120 Please, Holy Spirit! I'm begging you, sweet Holy Father, 1359 01:39:29,200 --> 01:39:30,880 for the sake of my friend Sammy. 1360 01:39:30,960 --> 01:39:32,120 Sam. 1361 01:39:32,200 --> 01:39:33,840 Come into us, Jesus! 1362 01:39:34,040 --> 01:39:35,920 Hear our prayer! 1363 01:39:36,840 --> 01:39:39,000 Open your mouth. Open your mouth 1364 01:39:39,360 --> 01:39:41,680 and take the spirit of Christ into you. 1365 01:40:09,000 --> 01:40:10,720 Monica, Sammy, I made snacks. 1366 01:40:10,800 --> 01:40:12,120 We're coming! 1367 01:40:13,200 --> 01:40:14,800 - Oh... - Tomorrow after school, 1368 01:40:15,000 --> 01:40:16,480 want to meet out back behind the bleachers? 1369 01:40:16,560 --> 01:40:18,000 - Yeah. - Cool. 1370 01:40:18,400 --> 01:40:19,760 We can pray some more. 1371 01:40:30,520 --> 01:40:32,800 When I was a girl and I felt sad, 1372 01:40:33,480 --> 01:40:35,760 I'd go to the zoo and I'd watch the monkeys. 1373 01:40:36,160 --> 01:40:39,160 - They made you laugh? - Yeah, yeah, the monkeyshines. 1374 01:40:40,160 --> 01:40:42,880 Oh, but there was more to it than that. It was... 1375 01:40:44,240 --> 01:40:45,880 They understand what we've done to them, 1376 01:40:45,960 --> 01:40:48,360 with the cages and the people pointing. 1377 01:40:48,800 --> 01:40:52,240 We share that with them, the truth of how cruel people are. 1378 01:40:52,360 --> 01:40:53,800 But if you watch them for long enough, 1379 01:40:53,880 --> 01:40:56,720 you can tell they know stuff we can't begin to imagine. 1380 01:40:56,800 --> 01:40:58,440 Important stuff. 1381 01:40:58,920 --> 01:41:00,720 And they're not gonna let us in on it 1382 01:41:01,000 --> 01:41:02,680 'cause it belongs to them. 1383 01:41:03,080 --> 01:41:06,440 It's their own monkey business. Theirs. It's not ours. It's... 1384 01:41:08,680 --> 01:41:10,240 Oh, I don't know. 1385 01:41:10,960 --> 01:41:12,520 Self-possession. 1386 01:41:12,720 --> 01:41:13,800 Right. 1387 01:41:15,680 --> 01:41:17,520 They belong to themselves. 1388 01:41:17,920 --> 01:41:19,760 If it belongs to itself, 1389 01:41:20,640 --> 01:41:22,720 let it go back to where it came from. 1390 01:41:23,080 --> 01:41:24,840 Anyway, that's how come I got a monkey. 1391 01:41:25,120 --> 01:41:26,280 And a therapist. 1392 01:41:26,960 --> 01:41:28,720 He throws his poop. 1393 01:41:29,400 --> 01:41:31,720 - The therapist? - No, the monkey. 1394 01:41:31,960 --> 01:41:34,080 - That's why I'm staying in a hotel. - You don't have to. 1395 01:41:34,160 --> 01:41:35,640 We have plenty of room. 1396 01:41:35,840 --> 01:41:39,720 My rabbi in New Jersey says a monkey in the house isn't kosher. 1397 01:41:39,880 --> 01:41:41,200 That's why we're not going to eat him. 1398 01:41:41,280 --> 01:41:43,280 Did you schedule him for his polio vaccine? 1399 01:41:43,480 --> 01:41:44,720 - They can get polio? - Pass the peas. 1400 01:41:44,800 --> 01:41:46,520 Well, they're susceptible to pretty much everything 1401 01:41:46,600 --> 01:41:48,000 - humans are, so yes. - He hates going to the vet. 1402 01:41:48,480 --> 01:41:50,040 You see, Monica, in this family, 1403 01:41:50,400 --> 01:41:52,440 it's the scientists versus the artists. 1404 01:41:52,600 --> 01:41:53,640 Sammy's on my team. 1405 01:41:53,720 --> 01:41:55,760 Takes after me, except he's got real talent. 1406 01:41:55,920 --> 01:41:58,240 -Mom. -And he's completely terrible at science 1407 01:41:58,480 --> 01:42:00,000 Mm. And algebra. 1408 01:42:00,480 --> 01:42:01,400 And sports. 1409 01:42:01,480 --> 01:42:03,880 - Will you please stop? - He showed me his camera. 1410 01:42:04,400 --> 01:42:05,520 Is he good at kissing? 1411 01:42:05,680 --> 01:42:07,560 - I'll tell you later. - Shut up! 1412 01:42:07,960 --> 01:42:09,520 He sleeps with a camera under his pillow. 1413 01:42:09,600 --> 01:42:10,960 - No, I don't. - But he refuses to actually.. 1414 01:42:11,040 --> 01:42:12,080 shoot anything. 1415 01:42:12,280 --> 01:42:13,760 He should shoot Ditch Day. 1416 01:42:13,920 --> 01:42:15,600 - Mm. Mm-mm. - They still don't have a photographer. 1417 01:42:15,680 --> 01:42:18,040 - You could volunteer. - What's Ditch Day? - Something seniors 1418 01:42:18,120 --> 01:42:20,080 - It doesn't matter. I'm not going. - get to do at the end of the year. 1419 01:42:20,160 --> 01:42:22,080 They let us pretend like we're ditching school, 1420 01:42:22,160 --> 01:42:23,960 and we all take buses to Santa Cruz Main Beach. 1421 01:42:24,040 --> 01:42:26,200 You have to go! Everyone goes. 1422 01:42:26,600 --> 01:42:28,240 My dad will lend you his camera. 1423 01:42:28,480 --> 01:42:31,000 It's super fancy. Costs like a thousand dollars. 1424 01:42:31,080 --> 01:42:33,880 It's called, like, a... an "Air" something. I forget. 1425 01:42:34,080 --> 01:42:35,760 - Wait, not an Arriflex. - Right. 1426 01:42:35,840 --> 01:42:38,640 Your dad owns a 16 millimeter Arriflex? 1427 01:42:40,120 --> 01:42:43,120 Wow. Wow, okay. So, 16 millimeter on stock... 1428 01:42:43,280 --> 01:42:45,440 it's the teacher who shoots the Ditch Day movie, and it's a big joke. 1429 01:42:45,600 --> 01:42:47,400 At ten bucks a roll, for a whole day, that would be, 1430 01:42:47,480 --> 01:42:49,720 - I owe you a graduation check. - like, insanely expensive. - My dad... 1431 01:42:49,800 --> 01:42:51,200 - will get the school to pay for it - And I need to rent... 1432 01:42:51,280 --> 01:42:52,760 a 16 millimeter editing machine, and I have no idea 1433 01:42:52,840 --> 01:42:53,960 how much that costs, so it's not gonna work. 1434 01:42:54,040 --> 01:42:54,960 My dad will rent one for you. 1435 01:42:55,040 --> 01:42:57,680 Uh, we can rent it, whatever it costs, right? 1436 01:42:59,240 --> 01:43:00,400 Burt. 1437 01:43:02,480 --> 01:43:04,040 Uh, what's wrong with your Bolex? 1438 01:43:04,640 --> 01:43:06,200 You could afford to be a little encouraging. 1439 01:43:06,280 --> 01:43:07,360 About what? 1440 01:43:08,440 --> 01:43:09,760 About him making movies again. 1441 01:43:09,840 --> 01:43:11,400 Well, I didn't say that. I'm just talking... 1442 01:43:11,480 --> 01:43:13,720 - Maybe he's moved on. - On from what? 1443 01:43:13,880 --> 01:43:16,040 He hasn't picked up his camera once since we got here. 1444 01:43:16,120 --> 01:43:17,440 He'll be going to college this September. 1445 01:43:17,520 --> 01:43:19,440 Maybe his feelings about it have changed. 1446 01:43:19,520 --> 01:43:22,040 He's growing up. I'm enthusiastic about that. 1447 01:43:22,120 --> 01:43:23,560 Filming is what he loves. 1448 01:43:23,640 --> 01:43:25,400 - I don't think him... - Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm sorry. 1449 01:43:25,480 --> 01:43:27,360 Guys, can we please just stop talking about me? 1450 01:43:27,440 --> 01:43:28,680 I'd think that you, more than anyone, 1451 01:43:28,760 --> 01:43:30,000 should have some understanding of what a... 1452 01:43:30,080 --> 01:43:31,200 Let's go to your place or something. 1453 01:43:31,280 --> 01:43:33,000 - Maybe your dad can show me the camera. - A vocation, 1454 01:43:33,120 --> 01:43:34,640 - a-a calling is. - All right. All right. 1455 01:43:34,720 --> 01:43:36,080 We'll rent him the equipment. 1456 01:43:36,160 --> 01:43:37,160 He hates the beach. 1457 01:43:37,240 --> 01:43:38,960 That's why he doesn't want to go to Ditch Day. 1458 01:43:39,040 --> 01:43:40,520 But it's not your calling. 1459 01:43:40,640 --> 01:43:43,040 Is that why you can't, uh, respect it? 1460 01:43:43,520 --> 01:43:45,280 I have respect for everything he works hard doing. 1461 01:43:45,400 --> 01:43:47,080 He's afraid. He's scared if he does, 1462 01:43:47,160 --> 01:43:48,360 those guys will beat him up again. 1463 01:43:48,440 --> 01:43:50,560 What? No, I'm not. I never said that I was scared of them. 1464 01:43:50,640 --> 01:43:51,880 - You don't, though. - You got beat up? 1465 01:43:51,960 --> 01:43:54,280 You always dismiss what he does, what anyone does, 1466 01:43:54,480 --> 01:43:58,000 that's playful or imaginative as a pastime or a hobby. 1467 01:43:58,080 --> 01:43:59,480 You already won, Mitz. 1468 01:44:00,640 --> 01:44:02,080 I surrendered. I'm not taking the bait. 1469 01:44:02,160 --> 01:44:03,480 - Can you guys please just cut it out? - Oh, who's baiting who? 1470 01:44:03,560 --> 01:44:05,720 - You're embarrassing me. - I said I'd take him for his polio shot 1471 01:44:05,800 --> 01:44:06,880 the first five times 1472 01:44:06,960 --> 01:44:09,480 Well, you say you will, but I guess you don't mean it, 1473 01:44:09,560 --> 01:44:11,240 so I ask again and again and again. 1474 01:44:11,360 --> 01:44:13,680 He's scared of shots. He's scared of the doctor. 1475 01:44:15,960 --> 01:44:18,520 I am taking the goddamn monkey to the vet, okay? 1476 01:44:19,400 --> 01:44:21,920 Probably needs a tranquilizer with all this yelling. 1477 01:44:22,000 --> 01:44:23,840 Can you ask your dad about borrowing the camera? 1478 01:44:24,880 --> 01:44:26,040 He'll say yes. 1479 01:44:26,280 --> 01:44:27,360 Thank you. 1480 01:44:28,000 --> 01:44:29,360 I'm filming Ditch Day. 1481 01:44:30,720 --> 01:44:31,800 I think it's a great idea. 1482 01:44:34,720 --> 01:44:36,080 Goodbye, cruel world 1483 01:44:38,760 --> 01:44:40,200 Goodbye, cruel world 1484 01:44:40,280 --> 01:44:42,800 Oh, goodbye, cruel world 1485 01:44:42,880 --> 01:44:44,800 I'm off to join the circus 1486 01:44:45,680 --> 01:44:48,880 Gonna be a brokenhearted clown 1487 01:44:49,240 --> 01:44:52,760 Paint my face with a good-for-nothin' smile 1488 01:44:52,840 --> 01:44:55,360 'Cause a mean, fickle woman 1489 01:44:55,920 --> 01:44:58,160 Turned my whole world upside down 1490 01:44:58,480 --> 01:45:00,760 - Nice! - Goodbye, cruel world 1491 01:45:01,360 --> 01:45:03,240 Farewell to love 1492 01:45:03,400 --> 01:45:05,400 I'm off to join the circus 1493 01:45:06,080 --> 01:45:07,440 - Go, go, go, go, go! - Gotta find 1494 01:45:07,520 --> 01:45:09,560 A way to hide my tears 1495 01:45:09,800 --> 01:45:13,240 Then I'll have them rollin' in the aisle 1496 01:45:13,360 --> 01:45:15,840 And I'll forget that woman 1497 01:45:16,400 --> 01:45:18,920 If it takes a hundred years 1498 01:45:19,800 --> 01:45:21,280 Goodbye, cruel world 1499 01:45:21,400 --> 01:45:25,640 Whoa-oh-oh, step right up and take a look at a fool 1500 01:45:26,160 --> 01:45:29,960 He has got a heart as stubborn as a mule 1501 01:45:30,040 --> 01:45:33,760 Come on, everybody, he is good for a laugh 1502 01:45:34,080 --> 01:45:37,800 And no one could tell his heart is broken in half 1503 01:45:37,880 --> 01:45:39,760 Well, the joke's on me 1504 01:45:40,200 --> 01:45:42,200 I'm off to join the circus 1505 01:45:42,840 --> 01:45:46,360 Oh, Mr. Barnum, save a place for me 1506 01:45:46,640 --> 01:45:50,280 Shoot me out of a cannon, I don't care 1507 01:45:50,800 --> 01:45:54,120 Let the people point at me and stare 1508 01:45:54,200 --> 01:45:56,400 I'll tell the world that woman 1509 01:45:56,680 --> 01:45:58,360 Wherever she may be 1510 01:45:58,680 --> 01:46:00,600 That mean, fickle woman 1511 01:46:00,680 --> 01:46:03,400 Made a cryin' clown out of me 1512 01:46:04,920 --> 01:46:06,720 Goodbye, cruel world 1513 01:46:09,000 --> 01:46:10,760 Goodbye, cruel world 1514 01:46:13,120 --> 01:46:14,040 Goodbye, cruel world. 1515 01:47:40,600 --> 01:47:41,680 Don't be scared. 1516 01:47:48,400 --> 01:47:50,920 Your mom misses Phoenix too much. 1517 01:47:52,440 --> 01:47:54,280 - Tell them the truth. - And I can't leave. 1518 01:47:55,160 --> 01:47:56,720 This is where my work is. 1519 01:47:57,480 --> 01:47:59,240 - I have to... - That's crazy. 1520 01:47:59,880 --> 01:48:02,640 You... you can't ruin everything 1521 01:48:02,720 --> 01:48:07,200 because you miss one place and you're stuck someplace else. 1522 01:48:07,880 --> 01:48:09,560 I miss Bennie too much. 1523 01:48:10,120 --> 01:48:11,120 So? 1524 01:48:11,680 --> 01:48:12,840 We all miss him. 1525 01:48:13,920 --> 01:48:15,840 This is a different kind of missing. 1526 01:48:16,800 --> 01:48:18,160 Because what? 1527 01:48:19,200 --> 01:48:20,520 You love Bennie? 1528 01:48:20,840 --> 01:48:23,160 - Don't you love Daddy? - Sure she does. 1529 01:48:23,240 --> 01:48:25,600 - Of course I love Dad. - And I love Mom. 1530 01:48:25,760 --> 01:48:27,680 Then why is this all of a sudden happening?! 1531 01:48:27,920 --> 01:48:29,160 Stay together. 1532 01:48:29,520 --> 01:48:32,600 You love each other, and you love us, 1533 01:48:32,880 --> 01:48:34,080 and we don't want this. 1534 01:48:34,160 --> 01:48:36,040 We don't want to have to move back and forth 1535 01:48:36,120 --> 01:48:38,720 and not live with both of you. We can't. 1536 01:48:39,080 --> 01:48:41,280 - Dad, we can't. - You're always so mean to him! 1537 01:48:41,400 --> 01:48:43,200 That's why you're getting divorced! 1538 01:48:43,480 --> 01:48:44,720 It's because of you! 1539 01:48:44,800 --> 01:48:45,960 Don't blame your mom. 1540 01:48:46,040 --> 01:48:49,520 - This wasn't her idea. It was mine. - Don't-don't say that. 1541 01:48:49,600 --> 01:48:51,040 No, it wasn't. 1542 01:48:51,240 --> 01:48:54,040 She just said it was because of Bennie, so stop lying! 1543 01:48:54,200 --> 01:48:55,640 Both of you, stop lying! 1544 01:48:55,840 --> 01:48:57,520 I'm giving your mom a chance 1545 01:48:58,240 --> 01:49:03,160 to go back to, uh, Phoenix to live... 1546 01:49:14,280 --> 01:49:16,640 A pretty woman makes her husband look small 1547 01:49:16,720 --> 01:49:19,040 And very often causes his downfall 1548 01:49:19,120 --> 01:49:21,760 As soon as he marries her, then she starts 1549 01:49:22,200 --> 01:49:24,280 To do the things that will break his heart 1550 01:49:24,400 --> 01:49:26,760 But if you make an ugly woman your wife... 1551 01:49:30,040 --> 01:49:31,560 I don't understand how you can go back to 1552 01:49:31,640 --> 01:49:33,200 your beach blanket movie after that. 1553 01:49:34,440 --> 01:49:35,440 We're different, I guess. 1554 01:49:52,280 --> 01:49:53,760 Is she gonna marry Bennie? 1555 01:49:55,360 --> 01:49:56,680 If she wants to, she will. 1556 01:49:59,120 --> 01:50:01,200 God, she's the most selfish person in the world. 1557 01:50:01,280 --> 01:50:03,800 It must've been hard for her, married to a... 1558 01:50:04,880 --> 01:50:06,160 a genius. 1559 01:50:06,800 --> 01:50:08,160 Dad worships Mom. 1560 01:50:08,760 --> 01:50:09,760 Okay. 1561 01:50:11,280 --> 01:50:12,720 But maybe it's hard 1562 01:50:14,000 --> 01:50:17,000 being worshipped by someone you know you'll never be as good as 1563 01:50:17,080 --> 01:50:19,600 or ever do anything as good as. She... 1564 01:50:21,680 --> 01:50:23,400 She laughs at Bennie's jokes... 1565 01:50:26,080 --> 01:50:28,240 but Dad's always been her best audience. 1566 01:50:29,080 --> 01:50:30,040 Come on. 1567 01:50:31,040 --> 01:50:32,120 She'll be fine. 1568 01:50:32,840 --> 01:50:35,200 She'll tell herself everything happens for a reason. 1569 01:50:36,160 --> 01:50:38,080 She'll make excuses like she always does. 1570 01:50:38,160 --> 01:50:40,160 You're way more selfish than her. 1571 01:50:41,200 --> 01:50:43,040 That's why you're angry at her. 1572 01:50:43,960 --> 01:50:45,640 It's because she's scared, 1573 01:50:46,480 --> 01:50:47,800 just like you, Sammy. 1574 01:50:50,200 --> 01:50:53,360 Out of everyone in this out-of-control, 1575 01:50:54,000 --> 01:50:56,120 falling-apart family, 1576 01:50:57,480 --> 01:51:00,560 the one who's most like Mitzi is you. 1577 01:51:03,560 --> 01:51:04,560 Wait. 1578 01:51:07,080 --> 01:51:08,560 Look, before I show this to the whole school, 1579 01:51:08,640 --> 01:51:09,960 could you please watch it with me? 1580 01:51:24,760 --> 01:51:27,400 He's a soft-spoken guy 1581 01:51:27,720 --> 01:51:29,600 Do-lang, do-lang, do-lang 1582 01:51:29,680 --> 01:51:31,720 Also seems kinda shy 1583 01:51:31,880 --> 01:51:33,240 Do-lang, do-lang, do-lang 1584 01:51:33,360 --> 01:51:34,880 Makes me wonder if I 1585 01:51:35,200 --> 01:51:36,400 Do-lang, do-lang, do-lang 1586 01:51:36,480 --> 01:51:38,360 Should even give him a try 1587 01:51:38,560 --> 01:51:39,600 Do-lang, do-lang, do-lang 1588 01:51:39,680 --> 01:51:41,640 But then I know he can't shy 1589 01:51:41,800 --> 01:51:44,760 He can't shy away forever 1590 01:51:45,520 --> 01:51:48,120 And I'm gonna make him mine 1591 01:51:48,640 --> 01:51:51,360 If it takes me forever... 1592 01:51:58,400 --> 01:51:59,440 Hold your breath! 1593 01:52:07,640 --> 01:52:08,600 Here. 1594 01:52:09,560 --> 01:52:11,280 Oh, wow. 1595 01:52:22,680 --> 01:52:24,720 Did you find Jesus? 1596 01:52:26,640 --> 01:52:27,920 In a jewelry store. 1597 01:52:39,920 --> 01:52:42,800 If you see me walking down the street 1598 01:52:43,360 --> 01:52:47,640 And I start to cry each time we meet 1599 01:52:48,520 --> 01:52:50,880 Walk on by 1600 01:52:53,440 --> 01:52:55,800 Walk on by 1601 01:52:57,120 --> 01:53:01,200 Make believe that you don't see the tears... 1602 01:53:01,280 --> 01:53:03,640 Hey, man, look who's here. Hey! Let's get this party started! 1603 01:53:04,240 --> 01:53:05,960 Let the festivities begin. 1604 01:53:06,040 --> 01:53:07,720 'Cause each time I see you.. 1605 01:53:08,000 --> 01:53:09,600 So, in September, when I move to L.A., 1606 01:53:09,680 --> 01:53:11,440 I'm gonna try and get work in a movie studio. 1607 01:53:12,400 --> 01:53:13,960 Thought you were going to college. 1608 01:53:15,400 --> 01:53:16,520 Could you... 1609 01:53:18,600 --> 01:53:20,120 Would you ever consider coming with me? 1610 01:53:21,200 --> 01:53:22,840 I'm going to Texas A&M. 1611 01:53:22,920 --> 01:53:25,840 - You know that. - Yes, I do. 1612 01:53:26,440 --> 01:53:28,600 But I thought... 1613 01:53:30,880 --> 01:53:33,280 maybe you should change your mind, because... 1614 01:53:37,440 --> 01:53:38,920 Because what? 1615 01:53:41,120 --> 01:53:43,040 - Because I love you. - Ow! 1616 01:53:43,120 --> 01:53:44,240 - Sammy! - Oh, sorry! 1617 01:53:44,360 --> 01:53:45,680 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 1618 01:53:47,360 --> 01:53:50,000 That's not possible. 1619 01:53:51,040 --> 01:53:53,520 What? N-No, it is. Monica, I love you. 1620 01:53:54,960 --> 01:53:57,680 - That's impossible. Sammy... - Sam. 1621 01:53:59,520 --> 01:54:01,400 We only started dating like... 1622 01:54:02,160 --> 01:54:03,960 Walk on by... 1623 01:54:04,400 --> 01:54:06,280 Everything was so normal before. 1624 01:54:06,400 --> 01:54:08,920 - Why are you acting so... - No, because nothing's normal now. 1625 01:54:09,280 --> 01:54:10,680 They're getting a divorce. 1626 01:54:13,280 --> 01:54:14,800 What are you talking about? 1627 01:54:15,280 --> 01:54:17,000 My mom and dad, they're splitting up. 1628 01:54:18,000 --> 01:54:21,240 The tears and the sadness you gave me... 1629 01:54:21,360 --> 01:54:23,680 Jesus Christ! This is prom! 1630 01:54:23,960 --> 01:54:26,520 You can't just blurt something out like that at prom! 1631 01:54:27,440 --> 01:54:28,520 Wait. 1632 01:54:28,600 --> 01:54:30,760 Don't Stop... 1633 01:54:30,960 --> 01:54:34,040 Monica! Look, that's-that's got nothing to do with us, okay? 1634 01:54:34,120 --> 01:54:35,840 - I'm not... - That's not why I said that I love you. 1635 01:54:35,920 --> 01:54:38,000 - I don't know why I... - I'm not gonna change my whole life 1636 01:54:38,480 --> 01:54:39,680 and move to Hollywood 1637 01:54:39,760 --> 01:54:43,080 because your parents are having marital difficulties. 1638 01:54:53,480 --> 01:54:55,680 Walk on by 1639 01:54:58,400 --> 01:54:59,120 Walk on by 1640 01:54:59,200 --> 01:55:01,360 You can get a refund. I hardly wore it at all. 1641 01:55:02,200 --> 01:55:05,360 Foolish pride, that's all that I have... 1642 01:55:05,440 --> 01:55:06,840 Are you breaking up with me? 1643 01:55:08,080 --> 01:55:11,600 Not at prom, but of course, eventually. 1644 01:55:15,280 --> 01:55:16,600 I'm gonna pray on it. 1645 01:55:17,280 --> 01:55:20,800 And I'm gonna pray really, really hard for you 1646 01:55:21,400 --> 01:55:24,160 because you're such a fun boy to kiss, but... 1647 01:55:24,800 --> 01:55:26,840 Thank you. Thank you. 1648 01:55:26,920 --> 01:55:29,360 Wonderful. Wonderful. 1649 01:55:29,680 --> 01:55:32,680 Let's thank our band for that great music. 1650 01:55:33,800 --> 01:55:36,600 Sometimes we just can't fix things, Sam... 1651 01:55:37,920 --> 01:55:41,240 and all we can do is suffer. 1652 01:55:43,240 --> 01:55:46,200 Now we're gonna take a little break from the dancing 1653 01:55:46,680 --> 01:55:50,200 for a very special moment for the class of 1964. 1654 01:55:51,440 --> 01:55:55,040 Um, Mr. Samuel Fabelman, where are you? 1655 01:55:56,120 --> 01:55:57,200 Where is he? 1656 01:55:57,720 --> 01:55:58,880 Okay. 1657 01:55:59,600 --> 01:56:02,560 - Bagelman! - Bagelman! 1658 01:56:02,640 --> 01:56:05,040 - Bagelman! - Okay, everybody. Face this way. 1659 01:56:05,120 --> 01:56:08,120 Grab a chair. Let's all get close to the screen. 1660 01:56:09,400 --> 01:56:11,960 Right up front. Very good. 1661 01:56:14,200 --> 01:56:17,240 Mr. Fabelman, this is your big moment. 1662 01:56:18,560 --> 01:56:22,040 We're ready to watch your Technicolor masterpiece, 1663 01:56:23,400 --> 01:56:26,200 "Ditch Day 1964." 1664 01:56:31,240 --> 01:56:36,120 And as they say way down south in Hollywoodland, "lights..." 1665 01:56:36,840 --> 01:56:40,280 Uh, "lights, camera, action!" 1666 01:56:49,520 --> 01:56:52,200 If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life 1667 01:56:52,280 --> 01:56:54,600 Never make a pretty woman your wife 1668 01:56:54,680 --> 01:56:57,240 So for my personal point of view 1669 01:56:57,480 --> 01:56:59,760 Get an ugly girl to marry you 1670 01:56:59,840 --> 01:57:02,480 If you wanna be happy For the rest of your life 1671 01:57:02,560 --> 01:57:05,040 Never make a pretty woman your wife 1672 01:57:05,120 --> 01:57:07,480 So for my personal point of view 1673 01:57:07,760 --> 01:57:10,080 Get an ugly girl to marry you 1674 01:57:10,280 --> 01:57:12,920 A pretty woman makes her husband look small 1675 01:57:13,000 --> 01:57:15,400 And very often causes his downfall 1676 01:57:15,480 --> 01:57:18,040 As soon as he marries her, then she starts 1677 01:57:18,440 --> 01:57:20,560 To do the things That will break his heart 1678 01:57:20,640 --> 01:57:23,080 But if you make an ugly woman your wife 1679 01:57:23,160 --> 01:57:25,680 You'll be happy for the rest of your life 1680 01:57:25,840 --> 01:57:28,160 An ugly woman cooks meals on time 1681 01:57:28,240 --> 01:57:30,640 She'll always give you peace of mind 1682 01:57:30,720 --> 01:57:33,280 If you wanna be happy For the rest of your life 1683 01:57:33,400 --> 01:57:35,800 Never make a pretty woman your wife 1684 01:57:35,880 --> 01:57:38,360 So for my personal point of view 1685 01:57:38,440 --> 01:57:40,760 Get an ugly girl to marry you 1686 01:57:45,840 --> 01:57:47,520 I'll take an ugly one anytime 1687 01:57:51,200 --> 01:57:53,880 Don't let your friends say you have no taste 1688 01:57:53,960 --> 01:57:56,280 Go ahead and marry anyway 1689 01:57:56,400 --> 01:57:58,920 Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match 1690 01:57:59,200 --> 01:58:01,360 Take it from me, she's a better catch 1691 01:58:01,440 --> 01:58:03,760 If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life 1692 01:58:03,920 --> 01:58:06,520 Never make a pretty woman your wife 1693 01:58:06,600 --> 01:58:08,920 So for my personal point of view 1694 01:58:09,080 --> 01:58:11,640 Get an ugly girl to marry you 1695 01:58:12,000 --> 01:58:13,760 - Say, man - Hey, baby 1696 01:58:14,000 --> 01:58:15,600 I saw your wife the other day... 1697 01:58:17,120 --> 01:58:18,960 Oh, no! 1698 01:58:25,000 --> 01:58:26,920 Oh, no! 1699 01:58:30,280 --> 01:58:33,440 - Oh, no! - Every limbo boy and girl 1700 01:58:33,520 --> 01:58:35,560 All around the limbo world 1701 01:58:36,120 --> 01:58:38,360 Gonna do the limbo rock 1702 01:58:38,840 --> 01:58:40,840 All around the limbo clock 1703 01:58:41,480 --> 01:58:44,080 Jack be limbo, Jack be quick 1704 01:58:44,280 --> 01:58:46,520 Jack go under limbo stick 1705 01:58:46,920 --> 01:58:49,080 All around the limbo clock 1706 01:58:49,600 --> 01:58:51,720 Hey, let's do the limbo rock 1707 01:58:54,440 --> 01:58:55,880 Limbo lower now 1708 01:58:57,080 --> 01:58:58,840 Limbo lower now 1709 01:58:59,800 --> 01:59:01,760 How low can you go? 1710 01:59:02,920 --> 01:59:05,440 - First you spread - Aw. - Your limbo feet 1711 01:59:05,600 --> 01:59:07,560 Then you move to limbo beat 1712 01:59:08,200 --> 01:59:10,240 Limbo ankle, limbo knee 1713 01:59:10,920 --> 01:59:12,840 Bend back like a limbo tree 1714 01:59:13,560 --> 01:59:15,720 Jack be limbo, Jack be quick 1715 01:59:16,200 --> 01:59:18,240 Jack go under limbo stick 1716 01:59:18,880 --> 01:59:21,040 All around the limbo clock 1717 01:59:21,520 --> 01:59:23,640 Hey, let's do the limbo rock 1718 01:59:24,200 --> 01:59:27,440 La, la, la, la-la, la-la 1719 02:00:14,520 --> 02:00:16,760 Whoo! Let's go! Come on! 1720 02:00:18,440 --> 02:00:20,560 No, no, no, no, no. 1721 02:00:23,080 --> 02:00:25,920 Logan, you were so incredible up there. 1722 02:00:26,200 --> 02:00:28,040 It was amazing. 1723 02:01:00,920 --> 02:01:02,040 Why'd you do that? 1724 02:01:06,360 --> 02:01:09,200 - What? - Why'd you make me look like that? 1725 02:01:12,160 --> 02:01:14,200 - In the film? - Yes, in the film! 1726 02:01:14,400 --> 02:01:16,000 Oh, shit! Shit. 1727 02:01:18,240 --> 02:01:19,560 What's the matter with you? 1728 02:01:19,800 --> 02:01:21,640 I've been a... a total asshole to you. 1729 02:01:21,720 --> 02:01:23,760 - I broke your nose, and then... - You didn't break my nose. -Then you go 1730 02:01:23,840 --> 02:01:25,160 - and make me look like-like that. - You almost... 1731 02:01:25,240 --> 02:01:26,440 - You didn't break it. - What's wrong with you? 1732 02:01:26,760 --> 02:01:29,800 Logan, all I did was hold the camera, and it saw what it saw. 1733 02:01:29,880 --> 02:01:32,720 Oh, bullshit! Fabelman, you made me look like... 1734 02:01:33,040 --> 02:01:35,040 like this golden kind of thing. 1735 02:01:35,400 --> 02:01:37,400 - Yeah? - And Claudia, she just kissed me. 1736 02:01:37,480 --> 02:01:38,600 - Mazel tov. - In front of the whole school. 1737 02:01:38,680 --> 02:01:40,160 - Okay, great. - I treat her shittier than I treat you, 1738 02:01:40,240 --> 02:01:41,840 - and now she wants to... - You're welcome, man. Jesus... 1739 02:01:41,920 --> 02:01:43,800 No, no. Don't... Don't go. Don't go. 1740 02:01:44,920 --> 02:01:46,400 I want to know why you did that. 1741 02:01:48,400 --> 02:01:50,000 I don't know. I ought to have my head examined. 1742 02:01:50,360 --> 02:01:52,920 Am I supposed to feel bad now about all that shit we did to you? 1743 02:01:53,000 --> 02:01:55,280 - Do you feel bad about all that shit? - That's none of your goddamn business! 1744 02:01:55,520 --> 02:01:56,680 -'Cause you should feel bad about... - Oh, right! 1745 02:01:56,760 --> 02:01:58,200 That's why you did it. You want me to feel like crap about... 1746 02:01:58,280 --> 02:02:01,400 I wanted you to be nice to me for five minutes! 1747 02:02:02,360 --> 02:02:04,280 Or I did it to make my movie better. 1748 02:02:04,520 --> 02:02:05,600 I don't know why. 1749 02:02:05,720 --> 02:02:09,680 You are the biggest jerk I've ever met in my entire life. 1750 02:02:09,760 --> 02:02:12,640 I have a monkey at home that's smarter than you! 1751 02:02:13,040 --> 02:02:16,360 You dumb, anti-Semitic asshole! 1752 02:02:17,480 --> 02:02:19,120 I made you look like you could fly. 1753 02:02:20,720 --> 02:02:21,880 But I can't fly. 1754 02:02:22,360 --> 02:02:24,760 I can outrun any guy in Santa Clara County, 1755 02:02:24,920 --> 02:02:26,240 and I worked real hard to do that. 1756 02:02:26,360 --> 02:02:28,800 But you... you make me feel like I'm some kind of failure 1757 02:02:29,080 --> 02:02:30,960 or a phony or... or like I'm supposed to be 1758 02:02:31,040 --> 02:02:33,880 some guy I'm never gonna be, not even in my dreams. 1759 02:02:34,240 --> 02:02:35,600 You took that guy, whoever he is, 1760 02:02:35,680 --> 02:02:37,680 wherever you got him from, and you put him up there 1761 02:02:37,760 --> 02:02:39,400 on that screen and told everyone... 1762 02:02:39,720 --> 02:02:42,160 everyone that that's me. And that's not me. That's... 1763 02:02:42,480 --> 02:02:43,440 It's... 1764 02:02:45,480 --> 02:02:47,520 Goddamn it. Goddamn it. 1765 02:02:51,960 --> 02:02:54,440 Jesus, it wasn't supposed to make you upset. 1766 02:02:54,520 --> 02:02:55,960 I didn't mean to freak you out. I didn't mean... 1767 02:02:56,040 --> 02:02:58,400 Who cares what you meant? 1768 02:03:00,560 --> 02:03:01,920 Fabelman! 1769 02:03:03,720 --> 02:03:04,560 Oh, shit. 1770 02:03:04,640 --> 02:03:06,480 You liar! You backstabbing liar! 1771 02:03:06,560 --> 02:03:07,560 I'm gonna beat your... 1772 02:03:20,240 --> 02:03:21,960 You totally bought it, his whole snow job. 1773 02:03:22,040 --> 02:03:23,960 You ate it up. You moron. 1774 02:03:24,160 --> 02:03:26,920 Logan, you are so conceited and dumb. 1775 02:03:52,840 --> 02:03:54,560 Is something about to happen? 1776 02:03:56,200 --> 02:03:58,040 You like living dangerously, Fabelman. 1777 02:03:58,120 --> 02:03:59,520 No, I don't. I really, really don't. 1778 02:03:59,600 --> 02:04:00,880 Yes, you do. 1779 02:04:01,520 --> 02:04:04,280 But you tell anybody about me getting, um... 1780 02:04:05,280 --> 02:04:08,520 upset, that would be a mistake. 1781 02:04:11,160 --> 02:04:12,160 Our secret. 1782 02:04:12,760 --> 02:04:13,720 Okay? 1783 02:04:14,560 --> 02:04:15,520 Definitely. 1784 02:04:19,880 --> 02:04:21,600 Unless I make a movie about it. 1785 02:04:23,480 --> 02:04:25,240 Which I'm never ever gonna do. 1786 02:04:51,560 --> 02:04:52,840 You never... 1787 02:04:54,600 --> 02:04:55,680 What's it like? 1788 02:04:58,240 --> 02:05:00,840 It kind of shows you how out of control everything is 1789 02:05:01,760 --> 02:05:05,440 and how y-you're not in charge of anything. 1790 02:05:08,640 --> 02:05:10,360 A-And how it doesn't matter. 1791 02:05:10,920 --> 02:05:12,360 I better not. 1792 02:05:13,680 --> 02:05:15,760 In my head, everything's already out of control. 1793 02:05:18,680 --> 02:05:20,040 You're full of shit. 1794 02:05:21,080 --> 02:05:23,400 I got to split. Claudia's waiting for me. 1795 02:05:29,200 --> 02:05:31,360 Life's nothing like the movies, Fabelman. 1796 02:05:32,840 --> 02:05:35,120 Maybe not. But hey, in the end... 1797 02:05:36,720 --> 02:05:38,080 you got the girl. 1798 02:06:01,800 --> 02:06:04,000 Must have been some night. 1799 02:06:07,840 --> 02:06:09,560 Did Monica like the corsage? 1800 02:06:09,880 --> 02:06:11,920 - Yeah. - Well, I told you she would. 1801 02:06:20,880 --> 02:06:22,600 That time when I hit you... 1802 02:06:23,840 --> 02:06:25,280 In-in Phoenix, when I... 1803 02:06:26,000 --> 02:06:28,000 Oh, God. You remember. 1804 02:06:30,520 --> 02:06:31,720 Not really. 1805 02:06:32,760 --> 02:06:35,600 Oh, for the love of God, it's not like I spent my whole life hitting you. 1806 02:06:36,760 --> 02:06:39,080 Once. I hit you once. 1807 02:06:39,720 --> 02:06:40,880 It should've been memorable. 1808 02:06:41,160 --> 02:06:42,240 Before the swimming test. 1809 02:06:42,440 --> 02:06:44,160 Yes, before the swimming test! 1810 02:06:44,240 --> 02:06:45,800 Yes. Well, I-I... 1811 02:06:46,280 --> 02:06:49,680 I s-slapped you on your back... 1812 02:06:51,800 --> 02:06:53,840 as hard as I could. I screwed up your tryouts, 1813 02:06:53,920 --> 02:06:55,360 and you-you couldn't get your merit badge, 1814 02:06:55,440 --> 02:06:56,720 and then you couldn't make Eagle Scout. 1815 02:06:56,800 --> 02:06:58,080 - Ma, I made Eagle Scout. - And I... 1816 02:06:58,160 --> 02:06:59,880 - It wasn't a big deal. - Well, I left a goddamn mark... 1817 02:06:59,960 --> 02:07:02,640 on your skin in the sh-shape of my hand. 1818 02:07:03,000 --> 02:07:05,200 And I need you to say you forgive me for doing that. 1819 02:07:06,200 --> 02:07:08,680 - Well, okay. I forgive you. - Because... Because... 1820 02:07:10,360 --> 02:07:12,000 - Because you're my kid. - Mom, I forgive you. 1821 02:07:12,080 --> 02:07:14,920 And-and-and my kids mean more to me than... 1822 02:07:15,000 --> 02:07:16,440 - Mom, I forgive you. - Anything else on the Earth. 1823 02:07:16,520 --> 02:07:18,040 - I forgive you. - Because... 1824 02:07:18,120 --> 02:07:20,080 Please, please. Because how am I ever gonna forgive myself? 1825 02:07:20,160 --> 02:07:21,840 - I can't. - Mom, I-I-I... 1826 02:07:22,720 --> 02:07:23,920 I forgive you. 1827 02:07:24,280 --> 02:07:25,560 The eggs are burning. 1828 02:07:26,160 --> 02:07:27,760 Oh, God. 1829 02:07:33,920 --> 02:07:35,440 I'm doing this thing. 1830 02:07:37,160 --> 02:07:39,840 And I-I don't know if it's the right thing, 1831 02:07:39,920 --> 02:07:42,120 but it's a life-and-death thing for me. 1832 02:07:42,200 --> 02:07:44,720 And I'm sorry, but everybody else 1833 02:07:44,800 --> 02:07:46,800 is gonna have to hang on for dear life. 1834 02:07:46,880 --> 02:07:48,040 And somehow, 1835 02:07:49,040 --> 02:07:51,840 we will survive this, all of us. 1836 02:07:53,160 --> 02:07:55,800 Even your father, who I adore with all my heart. 1837 02:07:55,920 --> 02:07:59,000 He deserves so much better than what I'm doing, but... 1838 02:08:02,920 --> 02:08:04,560 but Bennie needs me, dolly. 1839 02:08:05,800 --> 02:08:06,800 And I need him. 1840 02:08:08,040 --> 02:08:09,280 So much so that without him, 1841 02:08:09,400 --> 02:08:11,240 I'm turning into someone I don't know 1842 02:08:11,360 --> 02:08:13,280 and none of you will know me anymore. 1843 02:08:14,640 --> 02:08:16,160 I'll just be that hateful person 1844 02:08:16,240 --> 02:08:18,280 who did that terrible thing to your back. 1845 02:08:18,400 --> 02:08:21,880 And yes, this is the most selfish thing I have ever done, 1846 02:08:22,640 --> 02:08:25,960 but I've got to do this now because, Sammy... 1847 02:08:27,520 --> 02:08:29,400 you do what your heart says you have to, 1848 02:08:30,880 --> 02:08:32,800 'cause you don't owe anyone your life. 1849 02:08:34,760 --> 02:08:35,960 Not even me. 1850 02:08:42,960 --> 02:08:46,760 Oh... Are they ruined? I-I-I can make some more. 1851 02:08:47,800 --> 02:08:48,920 Oh, no, no, no. 1852 02:08:49,520 --> 02:08:50,640 I like 'em burnt. 1853 02:08:55,280 --> 02:08:56,800 So, Monica dumped me. 1854 02:08:57,440 --> 02:08:58,440 She did? 1855 02:08:59,360 --> 02:09:01,360 Yeah, after I told her about the divorce. 1856 02:09:02,840 --> 02:09:03,840 Huh? 1857 02:09:05,480 --> 02:09:07,720 Probably shouldn't have asked her to marry me. 1858 02:09:08,080 --> 02:09:09,840 - You did not. - Oh, but... 1859 02:09:10,120 --> 02:09:11,920 Oh. You did? 1860 02:09:13,800 --> 02:09:16,760 - In so many words. - Poor girl. 1861 02:09:38,440 --> 02:09:39,480 Dad? 1862 02:09:43,600 --> 02:09:44,920 Hey, Dad, I'm home. 1863 02:09:57,520 --> 02:09:58,600 Sammy? 1864 02:10:05,040 --> 02:10:06,560 I think I'm having a heart attack. 1865 02:10:13,640 --> 02:10:14,640 Come here. 1866 02:10:23,440 --> 02:10:25,520 It's a panic attack. Your mother gets them. 1867 02:10:25,720 --> 02:10:27,960 - What did you do when she'd get them? - I made her tea. Okay. 1868 02:10:35,360 --> 02:10:37,000 Plus, you're exhausted. 1869 02:10:38,200 --> 02:10:39,520 You don't sleep. 1870 02:10:40,000 --> 02:10:42,280 I hear you walking around all night 1871 02:10:42,480 --> 02:10:45,400 or typing those letters, and the three hours' drive to the college 1872 02:10:45,480 --> 02:10:46,880 - every day and back, it's... - Oh, no, no, no. 1873 02:10:46,960 --> 02:10:48,160 I can't go back to that dorm. 1874 02:10:48,240 --> 02:10:49,920 Maybe your roommate settled down. 1875 02:10:50,520 --> 02:10:52,640 He voted for Goldwater. I can't go back. 1876 02:10:53,400 --> 02:10:54,400 Dad... 1877 02:10:58,000 --> 02:10:58,960 I don't know... 1878 02:11:00,360 --> 02:11:01,480 what to do anymore. 1879 02:11:03,280 --> 02:11:04,680 I don't want to disappoint you, 1880 02:11:05,360 --> 02:11:06,960 and I promised that I'd stick it out, 1881 02:11:08,800 --> 02:11:11,200 but two years is like forever, and I hate school. 1882 02:11:12,480 --> 02:11:13,480 Like, a lot. 1883 02:11:13,720 --> 02:11:18,120 And I want to get work on a movie or a TV show, 1884 02:11:18,440 --> 02:11:19,880 so I send out all those letters, 1885 02:11:20,040 --> 02:11:21,440 but nobody ever writes back. 1886 02:11:21,640 --> 02:11:24,600 And my life is just going by so fast, 1887 02:11:24,760 --> 02:11:26,360 but it's not getting anywhere. 1888 02:11:29,400 --> 02:11:31,520 Concentrate on sipping. It'll calm you down. 1889 02:11:37,440 --> 02:11:39,000 Here. Uh... 1890 02:11:42,760 --> 02:11:44,600 You can go through the mail while I get the soup hot. 1891 02:12:07,440 --> 02:12:08,560 It's from Mom. 1892 02:12:10,640 --> 02:12:14,080 It's just a bunch of goofy photos from some kind of block party. 1893 02:13:00,600 --> 02:13:01,600 Dad? 1894 02:13:04,200 --> 02:13:05,240 Dad, what's... 1895 02:13:16,000 --> 02:13:17,520 Oh, Dad, I didn't mean to... 1896 02:13:17,840 --> 02:13:19,760 If you hate school so much, don't go. 1897 02:13:21,440 --> 02:13:22,480 But... 1898 02:13:23,280 --> 02:13:24,840 - Dad, we need... - I don't know. I would like you to... 1899 02:13:24,920 --> 02:13:26,760 because this film thing... I don't know. 1900 02:13:27,080 --> 02:13:30,360 Maybe I should have put my foot down about it years ago, but... 1901 02:13:34,000 --> 02:13:37,080 I know you're gonna work like the dickens 1902 02:13:37,160 --> 02:13:41,080 on whatever you wind up doing because you're a chip off the old block. 1903 02:13:47,000 --> 02:13:49,440 We're never not going to know each other, Sammy. 1904 02:13:53,560 --> 02:13:54,800 How do you know that? 1905 02:13:56,400 --> 02:13:58,880 - You and Mom don't anymore. - Yes, we do. 1906 02:14:00,880 --> 02:14:02,040 We always will. 1907 02:14:03,920 --> 02:14:05,880 I know it because... 1908 02:14:08,520 --> 02:14:10,640 we've gone too far in our story 1909 02:14:11,440 --> 02:14:13,160 to actually say "the end." 1910 02:14:23,480 --> 02:14:25,240 Uh, you missed something in the mail. 1911 02:14:52,560 --> 02:14:53,560 Good news? 1912 02:14:57,440 --> 02:14:59,240 They've ordered 32 half hours, 1913 02:14:59,600 --> 02:15:02,880 Fridays at 8:30 p.m. on CBS, starting September 17th. 1914 02:15:03,160 --> 02:15:04,600 We already have six shows in the can. 1915 02:15:04,760 --> 02:15:06,560 It's like Stalag 17 or The Great Escape, 1916 02:15:07,120 --> 02:15:08,360 - except it's funnier. - Mm. 1917 02:15:08,640 --> 02:15:09,640 And it's for television. 1918 02:15:10,360 --> 02:15:11,760 - And it's funny. - Yeah. 1919 02:15:11,880 --> 02:15:13,080 Or at least I pray to God that it's funny. 1920 02:15:13,400 --> 02:15:15,520 Hogan's Heroes... That's the title. What do you think? 1921 02:15:16,760 --> 02:15:18,720 - Pretty catchy, right? - Catchy. Yeah. 1922 02:15:19,040 --> 02:15:20,280 And if all goes well, 1923 02:15:20,680 --> 02:15:24,400 I might be able to offer you something next season. 1924 02:15:26,560 --> 02:15:28,480 Maybe assisting an assistant to an assistant. 1925 02:15:34,000 --> 02:15:35,720 You don't want to be in TV anyway. 1926 02:15:35,920 --> 02:15:38,560 Um, your letter said as much. 1927 02:15:39,440 --> 02:15:41,560 By the way, I love this letter. 1928 02:15:41,880 --> 02:15:42,840 - Oh. - I used to write... 1929 02:15:42,920 --> 02:15:44,560 whole bunch of these letters when I was your age. 1930 02:15:45,360 --> 02:15:47,040 You want to make movies. Am I right? 1931 02:15:47,400 --> 02:15:49,280 Well, yeah. Yes, I do. 1932 02:15:49,400 --> 02:15:51,680 But look, I'm just happy to start anywhere, 1933 02:15:51,760 --> 02:15:53,080 and-and that doesn't... 1934 02:15:54,040 --> 02:15:55,000 You know who you need to meet? 1935 02:15:55,360 --> 02:15:57,240 I mean, not for a job, 'cause he doesn't do that. 1936 02:15:58,800 --> 02:16:01,480 How would you like to meet the greatest film director who ever lived? 1937 02:16:02,960 --> 02:16:04,000 And he's right across the hall. 1938 02:16:07,400 --> 02:16:08,360 Come on. 1939 02:16:14,120 --> 02:16:15,160 Wait here a minute. 1940 02:16:25,240 --> 02:16:27,440 Um, this is Nona. 1941 02:16:27,520 --> 02:16:28,760 Nona's gonna look after you. 1942 02:16:28,840 --> 02:16:30,480 Um, he's not here. He's... 1943 02:16:30,680 --> 02:16:31,840 - He's at lunch. - Right. 1944 02:16:32,000 --> 02:16:33,720 - You want to wait? - Yeah, he'll wait. 1945 02:16:33,800 --> 02:16:34,920 Sit. 1946 02:16:36,680 --> 02:16:37,680 Good luck. 1947 02:16:44,000 --> 02:16:45,160 Could be hours. 1948 02:18:14,240 --> 02:18:16,280 All right, kid, you got five minutes. 1949 02:18:17,360 --> 02:18:19,520 Probably one. Stand up. 1950 02:18:23,000 --> 02:18:24,720 Hey. L-Lose the tie. 1951 02:18:24,800 --> 02:18:26,520 You'll stand a better chance. 1952 02:19:36,800 --> 02:19:39,080 They tell me you want to be a picture maker. 1953 02:19:40,760 --> 02:19:43,880 - Um, yes, sir, I do. - Why? 1954 02:19:44,880 --> 02:19:47,720 This business, it'll rip you apart. 1955 02:19:47,920 --> 02:19:49,840 W-Well... 1956 02:19:51,920 --> 02:19:54,520 - Mr. Ford, I... - So, what do you know about art, kid? 1957 02:19:57,480 --> 02:20:00,480 - I-I love your movies so much. - No. Art. 1958 02:20:01,240 --> 02:20:02,880 See that painting over there? 1959 02:20:05,480 --> 02:20:07,120 Uh, yeah. I mean yes. 1960 02:20:07,520 --> 02:20:10,000 - Yes, I do see it. - Walk over to it. 1961 02:20:16,880 --> 02:20:19,200 Well, what's in it? Describe it. 1962 02:20:19,440 --> 02:20:20,960 Oh, okay. Um... 1963 02:20:21,480 --> 02:20:23,600 So, there are two guys, 1964 02:20:23,880 --> 02:20:25,680 and they're on horseback, 1965 02:20:26,000 --> 02:20:27,640 and they're looking for something. 1966 02:20:27,720 --> 02:20:31,000 - So maybe they're scouting... - No. No. 1967 02:20:31,200 --> 02:20:32,680 Where's the horizon? 1968 02:20:33,000 --> 02:20:34,400 The-the horizon? 1969 02:20:35,240 --> 02:20:37,640 - Where is it? - Yeah, it's at the bottom. 1970 02:20:37,920 --> 02:20:39,040 That's right. 1971 02:20:39,480 --> 02:20:41,000 Walk over to this painting. 1972 02:20:48,280 --> 02:20:49,280 Well? 1973 02:20:51,160 --> 02:20:52,920 Right, okay. So, there are five cowboys. 1974 02:20:53,080 --> 02:20:55,160 - You know, they could be Indian... - No, no, no, no, no! 1975 02:20:55,480 --> 02:20:57,440 Where's the goddamn horizon? 1976 02:20:57,520 --> 02:20:58,960 Um, it's-it's there. 1977 02:20:59,040 --> 02:21:00,360 - Where? - At the top of the painting. 1978 02:21:00,440 --> 02:21:01,800 All right, get over here. 1979 02:21:04,720 --> 02:21:06,400 Now, remember this. 1980 02:21:07,080 --> 02:21:09,040 When the horizon's at the bottom, 1981 02:21:09,240 --> 02:21:10,600 it's interesting. 1982 02:21:11,400 --> 02:21:13,280 When the horizon's at the top, 1983 02:21:13,680 --> 02:21:15,000 it's interesting. 1984 02:21:15,840 --> 02:21:17,640 When the horizon's in the middle, 1985 02:21:17,760 --> 02:21:19,560 it's boring as shit. 1986 02:21:20,840 --> 02:21:23,400 Now, good luck to you. 1987 02:21:24,520 --> 02:21:26,720 And get the fuck out of my office! 1988 02:21:27,080 --> 02:21:28,200 Okay. 1989 02:21:33,200 --> 02:21:34,400 Thank you. 1990 02:21:35,240 --> 02:21:36,560 My pleasure.