1 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:22,040 Shh. 2 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:09,560 Ahh! 3 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:27,880 What made you think this was a good idea? 4 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:31,320 - *** even is mudlarking? - Oh, right. Yeah. 5 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:33,400 How about piss off then? Not now. 6 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:36,960 It was a good idea! 7 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:39,600 It was. It was a good idea. 8 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:43,760 I was gonna just spot the diamond in the mud 9 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:47,480 and then pull the ring out all, "Oh, babe, what's this?" 10 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:52,760 It's Kai. 11 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:54,400 Oh, shit. 12 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:56,600 - Yeah? - Shit. 13 00:01:57,080 --> 00:01:59,280 Just keep her there. Get her another coffee. 14 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:02,520 It's alright mate we all do stupid things. 15 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:04,720 Don't be too hard on yourself, yeah. 16 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:08,640 Was a five thousand quid ring, Ant. 17 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:11,640 All right, be very hard on yourself. 18 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:13,760 That's moronic just to leave that lying around. 19 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:15,000 What you doing? 20 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:19,280 I'm just a ***... I'm an idiot. I'm a ***... 21 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:20,040 - Come on. - I'm a waste. 22 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:21,720 Jesus ***... Look, come here. 23 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:23,160 *** course she *** deserves it. 24 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:24,880 Look at ya. You're beautiful. 25 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:27,040 She'd be lucky to have you. 26 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:30,800 I was gonna point to those million quid penthouses, yeah? 27 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,720 And tell her, "That's where we're going, babe! 28 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:37,680 That's where I'm taking you... in life. 29 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:40,920 Because you are a queen." 30 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:43,640 My queen. 31 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:46,360 You wanted to tell her you're taking her to Woolwich? 32 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:50,280 *** off, Ant. 33 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:53,280 Hey, *** look. 34 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:58,000 You just... just breathe a second, right? 35 00:02:58,480 --> 00:02:59,560 Think about it. 36 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:03,280 Close your eyes. Go to your little mind palace. 37 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:04,520 Come on. 38 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:09,080 Not this shit again. 39 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:19,840 - Yeah? - Yeah. 40 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:24,640 *** it. 41 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:47,880 I *** love you! 42 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:51,800 Easy! Yeah. Yeah, yeah, he's ready. 43 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:52,840 Get down here. 44 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:54,160 We love you. 45 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:57,320 Right, where are we doing your stag? 46 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:03,040 Hooray! Wakey, wakey! 47 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:06,440 'Arriba!' 48 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:08,680 Welcome to South A-***-merica, ***! 49 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:12,560 - Ant you're on holiday! - Woo! 50 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:21,520 Hi. Babe? 51 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:25,720 - Are you okay? - Not good. 52 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:28,720 I feel the madness starting already and I just... 53 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:31,320 just wanted to hear your voice. 54 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:35,080 Stu, I love you. Look after Kai and my dad. 55 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:36,360 Sam, I've got to go. 56 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:43,160 That was really horrible, I mean, that was. 57 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:45,440 Well, we all did it. You wouldn't understand. 58 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:46,560 Listen. 59 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:50,520 Whilst we're here, you're the best mans, right? 60 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:52,960 Mine. All mine. Just like old times. 61 00:04:53,280 --> 00:04:54,320 Agreed? 62 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:56,600 Oi. Taking ages. 63 00:04:56,840 --> 00:04:58,800 I'm stuck listening to Clem and you're gonna whine on about 64 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:00,360 your university days, Stu. 65 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:01,840 I need a *** brain bath after that. 66 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:03,920 Listen, it's like old times, right? 67 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:06,560 So I don't want any of this nicey, nicey. 68 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,800 - I just want worst behaviours. - Mate, wise up. 69 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:11,200 I'm a *** mister wife and *** kids now. 70 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:13,240 And Stu wouldn't be settling down, getting married 71 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:14,680 like a sad twat if that's what he wanted. 72 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:15,800 Yeah, alright, speak for yourself eh? 73 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:19,400 Listen, what happens in Mexico stays in Mexico. 74 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:21,560 Who's in Mexi- we're not in *** Mexico. 75 00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:23,520 Oh shut up you tart! Look, listen. 76 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:26,120 We are all here. Seven of us have flew in. 77 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:28,280 No, eight of us. Greg's coming later. 78 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:30,280 Greg? Who the *** is Greg? 79 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:32,080 He's... Good boy is Greg. 80 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:33,560 - You'll like him. - Who *** cares? 81 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:36,600 I want *** best friends, fun in the sun. 82 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:39,200 Fun, fun, fun, *** big soapy ***. 83 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:40,200 Simple *** fun. 84 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:42,600 And I don't care if it's not Mexico, okay? 85 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:45,200 What happens in not Mexico, stays in not Mexico. 86 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:46,680 Right. Boop. 87 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:48,640 Get out. *** get in there. 88 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:50,520 What am I doing? 89 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:58,040 Shh. My dad. 90 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:02,560 Oh, no. 91 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:05,080 Oh, come on, mate. This is a stag do, yeah, isn't it? 92 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:07,520 Yeah. And I have a wife at kids at home these days, mate. 93 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:09,160 We're not 16 anymore, are we, Kai? 94 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:10,600 Might be time to act like it. 95 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:15,080 Drugs Drugs Drugs Drugs! 96 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:17,320 Clem, Hugo, come on. Don't be shy. 97 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:23,200 You two never a couple then? 98 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:26,280 - No. Jesus Christ, no. - Sorry. 99 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:28,560 Did he say much to you about us lot? Did he? 100 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:31,160 All right, Kai. Let's have a look at your fourth nipple. 101 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:33,080 Uh, not really, to be honest. 102 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:36,680 Pipe down, will ya? 103 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:38,440 Police! Police! Open up! 104 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:39,600 - You'll get us all nicked. - Ello, mate. 105 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:40,720 You all right? 106 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:42,160 Where's Stu? Stu! 107 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:47,000 - Greg! - Come on. 108 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:48,640 Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! 109 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:51,200 Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! 110 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:53,640 Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! 111 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:55,760 Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! 112 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:58,000 Greg! Greg! Greg! 113 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:02,480 Timeless. Style and peace of mind. 114 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:04,200 Double stitched, though, isn't it? 115 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:05,640 Have yourself a look at that. 116 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:06,640 Have yourself a look at that. 117 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:09,040 - It's silk. Silk? - Yeah, lovely, isn't it? 118 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:11,680 Isn't it lovely? Isn't it *** lovely? 119 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:14,120 Hey, could I see that, por favor? 120 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,240 - Hey. - What do you do in London? 121 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:18,400 I work for like a tech start-up. 122 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:20,760 Like a tech finance start-up. 123 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:25,120 He wants to give children credit cards. 124 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:29,840 Could I call you Dad 125 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:33,680 because I just feel so lucky to marry into this... 126 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:35,440 this family, right? 127 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:37,840 The best family. Yeah. 128 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:39,000 Just you wait. 129 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:42,880 Wait and see what it'll be. 130 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:47,480 - Hey! - Hey! 131 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:50,640 Have a go at this. 132 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:52,320 - No? - I'm fine. 133 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:54,720 Andale, andale! 134 00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:58,840 Aye aye there he is! 135 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:03,480 I am coming up so *** hard! 136 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:17,240 We'd be through by now if we just used the first gates. 137 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:21,520 Okay. It was too bright. Too many screaming kids. 138 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:25,800 No regrets here, though. These will open soon enough. 139 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:32,200 I got Zoom calls to do, for work. With grownups. 140 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:35,920 I had to open my eyes with my fingers this morning. 141 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:37,880 Right. 142 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:38,960 - Ryan? - What? 143 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:41,080 Are you *** having a laugh, or... 144 00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:42,720 - What? - No, no, no, no. 145 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:44,320 - Why'd you bring it here? - Just *** relax. 146 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:46,480 It's on your *** nose! 147 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:49,440 Small quantities are fine, yeah? 148 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:51,000 They're not looking for small quantities. 149 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:53,400 Your *** nose. Are you carrying coke? 150 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:55,960 Have you've never seen "Banged Up Abroad"? 151 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:57,360 Yeah, exactly. 152 00:08:57,440 --> 00:08:59,200 People do it all the *** time, all right? 153 00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:01,880 Woah, woah -- watch this. 154 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:03,200 Watch this. 155 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:14,720 What's he... 156 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:17,200 Next, please. 157 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:55,520 Hey! 158 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:07,720 Gracias. 159 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:10,320 Stupid, lucky... 160 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:12,840 Why do I associate with the ***? 161 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:14,920 Hey! What a legend! 162 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:17,600 What a le... A legend, is it? 163 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:22,520 You're not kids doing dares in the park anymore. 164 00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:26,160 Stu, your mates are special cases, understand? 165 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:29,640 Cave people who live in a cave. Square wheels on their cars. 166 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:31,520 Went on *** airplanes. Just morons. 167 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:33,760 - No one likes you, Hugo. - Settle down, mates. 168 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:35,400 That one? Midnight Express over there, 169 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:36,560 trying to get us all arrested. 170 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:39,360 Ryan talks about you nonstop. 171 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:41,600 Pretty sure he actually wants to *** you, Stu. 172 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:43,840 - Like full sex. - You don't even know us, mate. 173 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:45,680 - You're his fake mates from Uni. - Okay, Kai? 174 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:47,520 Kai- No offence little fella but, yes. 175 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:50,640 Yes, I do. You... You're an enchanted donkey. 176 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:53,040 Someone put a spell on you and now you can talk. 177 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:54,520 Me next then, is it, Hugo? 178 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:55,800 "Oh, I miss my family." 179 00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:57,120 Oi oi oi oi oi oi leave it out - 180 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:58,520 Please, boy. 181 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:01,560 Stu's Uni mates - liberty, eternity -- 182 00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:04,120 jizzing *** wanker. La vie en twat. 183 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:06,240 Shit time with shit people. 184 00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:08,760 Go back to the Shire with all the other Hobbits. 185 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,360 - Stu. - Clem, they're just... 186 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:11,680 Stu, what's up with Greg? 187 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:17,320 I'm fine. 188 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:20,880 I think I need to shit. I think I need to shit. 189 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:27,160 What the *** has he swallowed? 190 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:30,040 Cocaine? 191 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:31,880 A lot. A lot of it. 192 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:33,320 The balloon's planted in his stomach. 193 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:34,920 He's very lucky to be alive. 194 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:37,720 Sorry. Balloon? You did say balloon? 195 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:38,760 Yeah. 196 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:43,800 You know, balloon? 197 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,280 Yeah, I know what a bloody balloon is, mate. 198 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:47,560 - Stu? - What? 199 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:50,000 Why did Greg need a different layover flight 200 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:51,000 to the rest of us? 201 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,800 Facing the wall. Turn around. 202 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:56,680 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey! 203 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:10,400 Please. Please. 204 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:13,600 No, no, it's ok -- I'm a vet. 205 00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:15,040 Uh,medica. Medica. 206 00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:16,720 Doctora. 207 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:20,560 Clem. Clem. 208 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:22,680 Leave her alone. She's done nothing wrong. 209 00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:25,800 Am... Am I still getting married? 210 00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:27,840 Am I still getting married? 211 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,960 Come on, get in line. Quick. 212 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,880 Come on, get in line. Quick. 213 00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:40,640 I don't understand. There's women here too. 214 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:42,120 So, what have they done with Clem? 215 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:43,720 I just don't understand how this could be happening 216 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:45,120 without us even going in front of a judge. 217 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,040 Silencio! 218 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:47,320 Get in line. 219 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:48,600 And it was only Greg that was smuggling. 220 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:50,400 Come up, up. 221 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:52,480 You put your hands up to this whole *** mess. 222 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:53,640 Hear me? 223 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:55,960 Dicko, oi! 224 00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:58,400 The whole *** thing, do you understand? 225 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:01,920 *** idiot! 226 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,280 Stay in line. 227 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:04,880 Ry! He's just had an operation! 228 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:08,280 What are you thinking about? Open up his bloody stitches? 229 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,880 Silencio! Silencio! 230 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,840 Alright come on. 231 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:18,320 You're trying to get us all killed? 232 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:19,840 The *** are you doing? 233 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:27,800 Come on. 234 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:31,520 Come on. 235 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:46,000 Alright, keep going, keep going. 236 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:52,120 - Get on the *** pig truck! - Christ on a bike! 237 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:53,320 ***! 238 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:31,240 For God's sake. 239 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:16,200 *** me. 240 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:17,440 I thought it was gonna be like Alcatraz, 241 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:18,760 but this is *** worse. 242 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:20,720 Makes Guantanamo look bougie. 243 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:23,840 Get out! 244 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:29,720 Move it, move it. Get out! 245 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,600 Oh, ***. 246 00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:18,960 No, no! 247 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,160 Oh, bloody hell. 248 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:23,840 This poor *** hit in the skull. 249 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,600 Jesus. 250 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:30,360 We're ***. 251 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,480 Move it. You hear me? 252 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:46,560 Do you need any help? 253 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,480 Stu, what the *** you doing? 254 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:01,960 D'you see the state of him? 255 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:26,280 We're in a prison in a country 256 00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:27,800 famous for overcrowded prisons. 257 00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:29,200 Why is this bit empty? 258 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:35,000 So, where's the prison walls then? 259 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:38,320 As in, where's the prison walls? 260 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:41,360 No idea. They look like they're going somewhere. 261 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:43,560 Jesus Christ. Am I going mad? 262 00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:45,720 Is he making a run for it? 263 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,440 ***! 264 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:11,320 Dad?...Did that just happen? 265 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:12,840 There... 266 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:14,120 over there. 267 00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:16,360 Looks important. Civilisation yeah. 268 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:18,280 Right. Let's get in there. 269 00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:20,640 I'll do the shouting. You do the translating. 270 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,040 John, where you going? He needs a doctor. 271 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,720 - I'm fine. - Yeah, Dad, what about...? 272 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:27,520 What he's trying to tell you, Kai, right, is *** him. 273 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,640 - And *** us. - Even as a little kid, 274 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:31,680 you always were a mouth. 275 00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:34,800 Put no more words in mine, ***! 276 00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:39,760 What I was gonna say is we go in there, me and Kai, 277 00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:42,160 find whoever's wearing the biggest bloody hat, 278 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:44,680 demand to see the British Consulate 279 00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:47,320 for the lot of us, understand? 280 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,960 Mean time, you lot stretch your legs, 281 00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:51,720 try finding a doctor for that one. 282 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:54,640 Come on. 283 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:56,440 We'll be as quick as we can. 284 00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:59,520 You're still a *** show, Ryan. 285 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:01,640 Right, we need to sort this out. 286 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:02,920 I'll tell you right now, 287 00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:07,280 I am not moving a muscle toward that ***... stain. 288 00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:08,560 I'm fine. 289 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:10,280 To be fair, mate, Greg wasn't the only one 290 00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:12,440 trying to shift drugs pass an international border, was he? 291 00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:14,160 *** off, you soppy twat. 292 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:17,360 That is completely bloody different, you know it is. 293 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,320 Right. 294 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:25,880 ***, mate. 295 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:28,520 - Ry! Ryan. - Hold tight, yeah. 296 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:29,920 We'll be back with help, all right? 297 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,560 I'm fine. 298 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:34,080 Hugo, you... you good, yeah? 299 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,200 Get in there. Go. 300 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:38,120 Ryan! 301 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:44,000 No dying. 302 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:45,480 Hey, hey. 303 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,240 You stupid ***. 304 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:49,680 I'm fine. 305 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:54,480 Ryan! Ryan. 306 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:58,080 - We're mates, yeah? - What you talking about? 307 00:20:58,160 --> 00:20:59,600 'Cause mates... mates don't do that. 308 00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:01,600 Mates don't palm mates off 309 00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:04,000 like they're some *** worm or something. 310 00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:05,480 Do they, though? It just wasn't... 311 00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:07,840 He's bleeding through his clothes, mate, and you want to do this now? 312 00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:10,480 We're supposed to have each other's backs, yeah? 313 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,000 Since school, since *** school I've had yours. 314 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:18,720 We was the Three Musketeers. You, me, and Kai, of course. 315 00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:21,040 Now you've been on walkabout with Sam and Uni 316 00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:24,880 and *** bumming it about with flipping Clem and ***... 317 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:27,480 What's his name back there? *** boss baby. 318 00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:29,520 - Hugo. - Hugo. Thank you. 319 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:32,760 But I just need to know that you still know what's important. 320 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:37,000 Uh, there might be a way out of here. 321 00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:39,800 Right? So, is it still me and you, Stu? 322 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:41,280 We're Friends. 323 00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:43,080 Oh, God, for... 324 00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:47,200 Of course I have your back, Ryan. 325 00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:49,480 All right? 326 00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:55,040 All for one and one for all. 327 00:21:57,840 --> 00:21:59,880 *** it. Let's go get him a *** doctor then. 328 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:06,440 Yep. 329 00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:12,480 Uh, no, no. 330 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:18,560 I'm trying mate. 331 00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:24,760 Just walk. 332 00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:27,600 There's gotta be a doctor in here somewhere. 333 00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:38,240 - What's going on here? - Why the *** you're asking me? 334 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:44,720 Don't look 'em in the eyes. 335 00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:54,080 This is insane. Insane. 336 00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:56,280 Is this even a *** prison? 337 00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:00,080 Rouge *** state maybe. 338 00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:03,760 Chickens. 339 00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:06,440 Lads, lads, lads. Enfermera, right? 340 00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:08,600 That must mean there's a doctor pointing this way. 341 00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:10,880 Come on, come on, come on. Let's go. 342 00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:33,960 Go on. Ask him. 343 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:36,800 Governor, please? 344 00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:40,600 Here's the story we spin 345 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,840 to whatever it is lives behind the door, 346 00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:47,600 and I will demand they're both innocent of all charges, 347 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,200 caught up among some scum. 348 00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:53,960 No, I wouldn't even be here if Stu wasn't marrying that Sam. 349 00:23:58,320 --> 00:23:59,600 We want to see the governor. 350 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:17,120 You all right? 351 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:18,720 Well, they're my friends, Dad. 352 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:24,560 Come through, come through. 353 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:56,080 Take a seat please, gentlemen. 354 00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:07,080 Rapido! 355 00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:11,120 Why'd you have to be such a *** idiot and do this to us? 356 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:12,200 ***. 357 00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:13,440 I'm okay. 358 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:15,960 It's just a small cut. 359 00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:17,760 Wonder what they'll want. 360 00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:20,240 You can handle them. 361 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,240 You work with kids, right? 362 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:24,000 I work for a company trying to infect children 363 00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:25,680 with a taste for high interest credit, Greg. 364 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,640 I never said I was Patch Adams. 365 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,880 Uh, Doctor. 366 00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:35,520 Doctor. Si? 367 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,440 Por favor. 368 00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:44,120 You need money. I sell money. 369 00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:46,600 Dad borrow from his boss, Branco. 370 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:48,560 He's crazy. Talk to me. 371 00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:51,960 I work for Selma. She is reasonable. 372 00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:57,960 Uh, he needs a doctor. 373 00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:00,480 You should get him to a doctor. 374 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:05,080 Si! Por favor. That's what I'm *** saying. 375 00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:07,280 Everything here costs money. 376 00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:10,360 You have no money. Borrow Selma's money. 377 00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:11,640 *** kids. 378 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:15,000 Selma's deals are shit. Borrow from Branco. 379 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,960 What the *** is a Branco? 380 00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:19,840 - Branco is the boss. - Right, how much? 381 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,840 35 percent a week. 382 00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:27,080 Get a job here, pay me back, 383 00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:29,160 or Branco takes the value out of you. 384 00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:32,280 Out of me? Out of me? What does that even mean? 385 00:26:32,360 --> 00:26:33,760 Por favor, amigo. 386 00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:35,560 Si, Si. Por favor. 387 00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:37,320 No, you give me the phone first. Thank you... 388 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:39,720 Por favor. 389 00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:45,240 Greg, what are you doing? We're not accepting this. 390 00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:46,680 You're dying anyway. 391 00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:50,600 It's too expensive. *** Lehman Brothers. 392 00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:51,800 Comprende? 393 00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:59,520 It's too late. I've sorted it. 394 00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:01,720 This message is for Selma. 395 00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:06,760 Great. 396 00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:09,280 Hello! 397 00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:11,880 Por favor! Por favor! 398 00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:13,040 It's an emergency, man! 399 00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:15,080 Stu, they're *** staring. 400 00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:17,440 Stu, we've tried, right? 401 00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:19,320 - What? - You're making a scene. 402 00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,120 Oh, shit. 403 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:24,960 Uh, you... you... you a doctor? 404 00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:26,560 El... 405 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:28,040 Me-Medical. 406 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,320 Yes? What do you want? 407 00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:38,880 Mi... amigo? Mi amigo es muy...arghhh. 408 00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:43,120 Your friend? Are they sick? Do you have dollars? 409 00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:45,800 Buggered if I know. Sorry. 410 00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:48,160 I can mainly order lager, mate. 411 00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:50,040 Nice one. 412 00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:51,640 Uh, who's going to say yes? 413 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,080 Si, senor. Si. 414 00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:02,760 No, no, no, senor, mi... mi amigo... 415 00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:05,680 Yes! Your friend, I know! Come in! 416 00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:07,080 Just get inside. 417 00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:09,880 You seem to think you're being held here 418 00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,120 as criminals, is that correct? 419 00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:16,960 Well, I mean, we are in a prison. 420 00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:19,560 You certainly are. 421 00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:22,240 A prison in which you're being held on remand 422 00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:23,720 until such time as your case 423 00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:26,360 goes before a state judge for decision. 424 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:28,320 So, how long will that be then? 425 00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:30,840 Five or six years is a good guess 426 00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:33,280 to face trial, there... thereabouts. 427 00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:38,840 Courts in this country are sadly rather backed up. 428 00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:41,920 We're British citizens, you daft prick. 429 00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:45,240 Whatever shit shape your banana republic's laid up in 430 00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:48,240 is hardly any of his or my *** doing, is it? 431 00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,600 I take no issue with alerting the British Embassy 432 00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:55,560 to the facts of your presence... 433 00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:59,080 for all the good I imagine it will do. 434 00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:00,760 Eight westerners with an objection 435 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:03,800 to being caught with lots of drugs in an airport. 436 00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:05,600 Ssss. Ay. 437 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:09,160 Look, forget the others. Bin 'em. 438 00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:10,880 What can you can do for me and my son here? 439 00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:12,480 We are wrongly wrapped up in all of this, 440 00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:13,880 and I can swear to that. 441 00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:16,320 You'll find, gentlemen, 442 00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:19,320 that El Porco Negro operates best 443 00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:23,440 according to an ecosystem all of its own. 444 00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:24,800 The black pig? 445 00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:27,360 It's wisest to go with the flow. 446 00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:35,520 Hello? Hello? 447 00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:38,400 Hello! 448 00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:51,320 Methadone, Codeine, Morphine. 449 00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:53,120 Ho, ho, ho. 450 00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:54,600 No, senor, no. 451 00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:57,720 Um,mi amigo is, uh... 452 00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:01,880 No mi amigo, no mi amigo, mi amigo! 453 00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:05,360 He-He-He has... 454 00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:08,520 ***... Oh... 455 00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:12,000 Boom! 456 00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:15,760 - Yeah. - Yeah. 457 00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:17,680 All right, yeah. Close enough. 458 00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:19,040 Is he bleeding out? 459 00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:22,680 Yeah, senor... So can we andale, por favor. 460 00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:23,520 Mi amigo is... 461 00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:28,800 Ohhhhhh! My friend, my friend, my friend. I'm busy. 462 00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:30,440 What does that mean? 463 00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:31,680 Busy! 464 00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:35,640 Understand? 465 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:37,280 What's happening? 466 00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:39,000 What the ***? 467 00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:39,960 What is that? 468 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:41,720 - Off! - Alright, alright -- 469 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:43,680 - *** off! - Just do it. Do it. 470 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:46,000 Come here. You remember me. 471 00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:47,880 - This is your friend? - No, no, no! 472 00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:49,400 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 473 00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:52,720 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - No mi amigo. 474 00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:55,000 No, no, no, no, no! He's not my... 475 00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:57,480 He's not my mate. 476 00:30:58,880 --> 00:30:59,960 Jesus! 477 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:01,360 Oh, ***! 478 00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:02,960 Jesus Christ, Ant! 479 00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:06,680 Oh, my God. 480 00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:08,160 Hey. Hey, guys! 481 00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:13,720 I want you to know, if I could, I would be clapping right now. 482 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:15,640 You saved my life, okay? 483 00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:17,440 You really are the white men 484 00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:18,920 I've been waiting for my whole life. 485 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,840 What are you talking... Who... Who are you? 486 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:22,440 Forget about that. 487 00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:24,840 so - how about getting me untied first, okay? 488 00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:26,680 - I can help you. - Why has he got you 489 00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:28,080 - in a bath there with ice? - Yeah. Why? 490 00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:30,480 It's a treatment for my skin, you know. 491 00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:32,960 And I wanted to lose some weight. 492 00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,920 So he could harvest my organs! 493 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,000 My liver. My kidneys. 494 00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:40,800 Last week's fried fish I had for lunch. 495 00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:42,240 Whatever the hell else 496 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:47,360 this loco puto could pull out of me alive to sell on... 497 00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:48,560 Come on. Help me, please. 498 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:54,320 Stu -- we need to *** go now. 499 00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:55,880 Hey! Guys! 500 00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:57,600 Quick...we need to get out of here... 501 00:31:57,680 --> 00:31:58,680 You *** go over there. 502 00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:00,720 ***! 503 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:05,800 There are instruments there to cut. Something and a knife. 504 00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:08,440 Uh, okay. This should work. 505 00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:11,960 Where'd you learn your English? Like, it's really good. 506 00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:13,280 Oh! 507 00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:14,640 Oh, gracias! 508 00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:17,440 Tell you later. Ahh! 509 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:20,560 Once I've coaxed my balls back out of my stomach. 510 00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:23,920 Mate, he's getting up! He's getting up! 511 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,040 What do I do? What the *** do I do? 512 00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:29,720 Hey, hey! Forget him. He's the shittiest guy. 513 00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:31,360 Don't even feel a bit bad about him. 514 00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:33,160 Come on! 515 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:36,440 Help me. Help me. 516 00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:38,360 Help me. Quickly. Come on. 517 00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:40,720 You ok, yeah? 518 00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:47,800 - Don't shoot! Don't shoot! - Stay away. Hey! 519 00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:50,320 - Stay away, yeah? - No, no, no, no. Amigo! 520 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:51,640 Amigo! 521 00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:57,320 Where is he going? 522 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:08,560 What... What... What's going on? 523 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,240 Gracias. Gracias. 524 00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:14,240 Go, go, go! 525 00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:20,160 We gotta go. We gotta go. We gotta go. 526 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:22,680 You guys look mental. Just calm down. 527 00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:24,480 Look, things are looking up, right? 528 00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:26,120 The prison's obviously sent 529 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:28,520 these suave-looking articles to get Brits into. 530 00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:29,920 John, we need to get out of here now. 531 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,920 I don't know if you've noticed, but we're in a bloody prison. 532 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,720 Are the embassy coming? Are they coming to get us? 533 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:38,160 Do our families know? Does Ruby know yet? 534 00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:40,560 Look... Look, I don't know. 535 00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:41,480 What does that mean? 536 00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:43,800 It means... It means what it means. What can I say? 537 00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:46,480 - What does it mean? Tell me! - It means I don't know! 538 00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:48,560 I don't know, I don't have the bloody answers, all right? 539 00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:50,080 ***. 540 00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,280 We're *** kids, man. ***. 541 00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:08,720 This can't be happening. This can't be real. 542 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:20,000 Over here. 543 00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:22,240 - Say hello Kai. - Hola! 544 00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:25,880 Help yourselves to a seat. 545 00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:39,840 Um, look, I don't know what this is, 546 00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:42,600 but maybe sit the *** down. 547 00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:45,800 We're not safe. Here, not safe. 548 00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:47,440 That doctor we went to find. 549 00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:49,840 There's a mini *** city the other side of that arch... 550 00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:56,520 From London with love, yes? 551 00:34:57,720 --> 00:35:00,960 Hurricane. Warm beer. 552 00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:03,480 Park life. 553 00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:05,440 Oi, oi. 554 00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,280 So, if you had to put a number on it, 555 00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:17,040 how rich would you say your sick friend actually is? 556 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:21,240 Uh, sorry. You mean... You mean Greg? 557 00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:25,120 So, just before passing out, 558 00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:27,440 I'm told that Greg, let it be known, 559 00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:31,680 that his family owns a massive bakery in the UK 560 00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:33,120 called Greg's. 561 00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:39,000 And that's why he's called Greg. 562 00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:44,160 Any truth to that? 563 00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:47,760 Well, I couldn't say for sure. 564 00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:50,920 He's kind of a private sort of guy. 565 00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:54,800 Why are you in here? Which crime? 566 00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:58,160 Greg... 567 00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:01,320 Uh, Greg... 568 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:05,400 tried smuggling cocaine 569 00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:09,480 to, uh, England in his, uh, stomach. 570 00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:15,120 Oh. 571 00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:16,800 A mule. 572 00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:18,400 Greg's a mule. 573 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:23,000 Your friend Greg is not a millionaire. 574 00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:25,480 Hmm. 575 00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:30,960 It is an expensive thing to purchase emergency surgery 576 00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:33,080 when you are outside prison, 577 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:36,240 but it is an incredibly expensive thing 578 00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:38,600 to purchase while in prison. 579 00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:41,120 Everybody with me so far? 580 00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:44,400 So... 581 00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:47,120 Either Greg is what he says he is. 582 00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:54,000 A secret millionaire who for some yet unknown reason 583 00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:57,200 is transporting petty quantities of drugs 584 00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:00,160 across continents in his own stomach 585 00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:04,000 or I have a bunch of Brits 586 00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:07,120 who owe me, say, 587 00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:09,520 $200,000. 588 00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:13,440 Uh... 589 00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:17,520 $200,000? 590 00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:24,240 With all due respect, love, that's, um... 591 00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:29,160 I mean, that's crazy. 592 00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:31,040 That's crazy. 593 00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:35,960 There's nothing crazy about it, love. 594 00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:40,600 It is your new situation. You owe me a lot of money, 595 00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:44,320 and if you don't pay up, I start chopping you up 596 00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:48,080 and mailing you back to your family in little pieces. 597 00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:57,080 Guys, I take it from here. 598 00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:01,480 Um, would you be happy 599 00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:04,040 if we took a bridging loan 600 00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:07,560 from an individual called, um, I think, 601 00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:09,600 uh, Branco? 602 00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:13,840 Happy? 603 00:38:17,720 --> 00:38:19,320 Branco is my brother. 604 00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:23,200 We are two parts of the same body in many ways. 605 00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:26,440 But the fact is you don't borrow money 606 00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:28,400 from the *** to pay back the brain. 607 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:33,600 Cheer up, muchachos. 608 00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:37,600 Maybe sneaky Greg is a millionaire after all, 609 00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:43,040 or you little piggies better come up with a plan. 610 00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:53,880 Stu, does Greg have that money? 611 00:38:54,720 --> 00:38:56,000 Stu? 612 00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:57,760 Stu? 613 00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:00,800 A fax. From the British embassy. 614 00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:04,960 - Gracias. - Muchas gracias. 615 00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:06,760 Fantastico. 616 00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:08,600 Uh, he say it's from the embassy. 617 00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:14,560 Uh, right. Um... 618 00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:18,520 They are aware... 619 00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:21,600 of our situation. 620 00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:23,400 Okay. 621 00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:25,120 They're aware of our situation. 622 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:26,360 Is that supposed to be *** it? 623 00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:28,640 - What's the rest of it say? - It always says, um... 624 00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:30,440 It says... 625 00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:37,720 - we're facing a hundred years. - Wha... 626 00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,800 No way. No way. 627 00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:45,040 What? 628 00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:46,200 Bollocks. 629 00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:49,360 And then it's just signed. It's signed "Bernerd." 630 00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:52,440 - It's just signed Bernerd. - Who the *** is Bernerd? 631 00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:54,040 Sorry. Uh, how do you even get 632 00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:56,440 a 100-year worth of coke in one stomach? 633 00:39:56,680 --> 00:40:00,080 They've got nothing on us, so they're having to make shit up. 634 00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:03,320 You know, I think this is good news. 635 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:04,600 This is good news, boys. 636 00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:06,680 In what possible sense could this be good news, Dad? 637 00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:08,280 Because if they're making shit up, 638 00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:10,000 then they must know we should have never been arrested 639 00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:11,240 in the first place. 640 00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:15,120 The embassy have arranged a cell for all of you. 641 00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:17,880 He says the embassy have arranged a cell for us. 642 00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:22,080 Thank you, Bernerd! 643 00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:24,360 The embassy, they're looking after us. 644 00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:26,640 End's in sight. It is. 645 00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:27,760 Maybe he's right. 646 00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:31,120 100 years, that is ridiculous. Like, too ridiculous. 647 00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:32,480 It's a *** stitch-up. 648 00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:33,680 There you go. 649 00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:36,680 Three lines on the shirt, not out yet. 650 00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:40,240 Um, donde vamos? 651 00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:41,760 Follow me. 652 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,680 What did I tell you, boys? 653 00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:51,920 I wonder if breakfast is included. 654 00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:54,360 Can you take it down a notch, please? 655 00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:58,280 *** it. Do you think this means we get a phone call now, too? 656 00:40:58,360 --> 00:40:59,800 It's gonna be all right. 657 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,760 Shit. 658 00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:07,640 Shit. 659 00:41:07,720 --> 00:41:09,200 That's not gonna be us, mate. 660 00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:11,960 It's nothing. 661 00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:37,360 There's the *** ice bath. 662 00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:45,680 We've, uh... We've found Clem. 663 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,080 Clem, where the hell did you... 664 00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:50,000 Do you know who I am? 665 00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:54,120 I'm a man who you owe pair of working kidneys. 666 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,480 According this poor ***. 667 00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:00,920 Which one did it? Who hit you? 668 00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:14,200 Uh... 669 00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:17,080 Sorry about the chair. 670 00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:26,520 Right. 671 00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:28,760 So, there is two fresh kidneys, 672 00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:31,760 and I think I should have another one for my trouble. 673 00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:33,360 So, 674 00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:37,400 who's getting in the *** bath? 675 00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:42,320 I think it might be more than Greg in on it. 676 00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:45,640 Greg definitely had help. 677 00:42:45,720 --> 00:42:48,960 - I was defending my friends. - We think he is a liar. 678 00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:51,920 - Stu's sitting there for what? - Something not right there. 679 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:56,200 The way things used to be done around here had more balls. 680 00:42:57,800 --> 00:42:59,320 So, how do we get out of here, huh? 681 00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:01,760 Are you *** in? 682 00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:03,840 It's my rules, understand? 683 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:08,560 Does anyone got the first idea what the *** is going on here?