1 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:10,080 Not every day you have breakfast on a millionaire's yacht. 2 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:11,560 Good lad, that Justin. 3 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,800 He says we can stay as long as we like. 4 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:16,000 Shame we can't leave the marina though. 5 00:00:19,040 --> 00:00:21,760 Oh, incoming. 6 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:27,520 They have to cast me in this. 7 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:29,720 What's the part? Hamlet? 8 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:32,360 Rana, no, Ursula Sea Witch. 9 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:34,920 Ashley did my makeup. Did the legs myself. 10 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:36,240 Those are my thermal leggings? 11 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:37,120 Yeah. 12 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:39,120 Pity Paula's missing the fun. 13 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:41,480 Is she still drilling up your place, Dane? 14 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:44,120 Yeah, it's like a branch of Screwfix round ours. 15 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:45,800 Easy, love. 16 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:47,720 Remember, you're octopedal now. 17 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:48,800 I can do it. 18 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:51,120 -Shit! -Toni! 19 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:53,000 -I'm coming, Ton! -Craig! 20 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:54,560 Hold on! 21 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:08,200 Rawl plug me! 22 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:11,360 Lovely little apprentice you are. 23 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:13,400 Can I have Ashley's room, now she's moved out? 24 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:14,920 Nice try, love. 25 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,800 I tell you what, pass Mommy her drill 26 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:18,080 and I'll think about it. 27 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:27,680 Oh, babe, babe, babe, electric bill. 28 00:01:27,960 --> 00:01:28,840 But I'm all soggy. 29 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:30,880 Surely one soggy leg is all right, innit? 30 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:36,120 Toni, I heard you fell in the sea. 31 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:38,840 Briefly. 32 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:41,920 That's a bold choice of foundation. 33 00:01:42,320 --> 00:01:46,000 I'm afraid I won't be able to come tonight, Craig. 34 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:47,400 I have a dinner engagement. 35 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:49,720 Oh, Mom, bake-off night won't be the same 36 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:51,560 without you savaging the showstoppers. 37 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:53,080 You call that a sponge? 38 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:54,800 You're a joke, Sandra! 39 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:58,240 I'm sorry. Something came up. 40 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:00,920 Just dropping off the baby sling I got. 41 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:04,160 Someone in our family needs to prepare for our new arrival. 42 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:06,920 to steal a young mermaid's voice. 43 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,880 'Scuse me, Gloria, Got an audition to nail. 44 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:12,240 Break eight legs! 45 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:18,680 Thanks for hosting me while my kitchen's being done. 46 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:22,120 The shine off my new cupboards will blind a ***. 47 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:24,160 Right. I've got Dwayne Johnson's back catalogue 48 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:25,440 and a box of Castle Blush, 49 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:27,400 all lined up for us. Mind your head. 50 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:29,160 The Rock and rose. 51 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:31,600 Now that's what I call a girls night in. 52 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:33,680 Have you got everything you need? 'Cause I'm not on duty till later. 53 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:35,920 There are a few bits and bobs I could do with. 54 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,880 But don't you want to wait for Captain Justin to return? 55 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:40,560 Nah, saw him last night. 56 00:02:40,640 --> 00:02:42,600 He'll be zonked till tea time, sleeping it off. 57 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:45,320 That's my girl. Now let's hit up Boots! 58 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:55,680 It's a bit all right, innit? 59 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:57,200 Better than Grace's old tatty one. 60 00:02:57,560 --> 00:02:59,320 I know... Oh! 61 00:03:00,920 --> 00:03:02,920 Check it out. 62 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,280 I didn't get the part. 63 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:05,960 Oh, shit! Yeah, sorry. 64 00:03:06,040 --> 00:03:07,520 You're in your sadness onesie. 65 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:10,320 Yeah, my due date being on opening night is a problem? 66 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:11,520 It's discrimination, Craig. 67 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:13,240 Don't worry, babe. There'll be more auditions. 68 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:14,600 No, there won't. 69 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:16,080 Who wants to hire this? 70 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:17,720 Come on, don't be like that. 71 00:03:17,920 --> 00:03:19,520 Here, put your phone down. Let's talk about it. 72 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:21,040 Not while you're wearing that. 73 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:22,240 Hmm. 74 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:26,400 Sorry, I should've took the baby out first. 75 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:27,760 That is not a baby, Craig. 76 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:30,520 That is a chicken. The baby is not here yet! 77 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:33,280 I'm sorry, I just got a bit excited. 78 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:34,920 Well, I was going places before this. 79 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,600 I had my acting classes in Leeds, 80 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:38,360 like, the big time! 81 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:42,480 I refuse for the next four months thinking about babies. 82 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:47,560 Now, if you don't mind, I've got some mindless scrolling to do. 83 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:53,840 Oh, my God, Craig, your mom! 84 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:54,680 What? Is she okay? 85 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:56,800 She's changed her status to "in a relationship." 86 00:03:57,560 --> 00:03:58,960 He's called John Fox. 87 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:00,360 No wonder she's canceled bake-off night. 88 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:01,760 She's out with some fancy man. 89 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:04,360 Oh, my God, he's only 45. 90 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:05,960 He's 45? 91 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:07,920 This is an absolute gift. 92 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:11,240 I am genuinely feeling love towards your mom right now. 93 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:15,040 I need to get out of my sadness onesie into my triumph onesie. 94 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:23,000 Forty-five... 95 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:27,720 Mom, how much stuff do you need? You're only staying a week. 96 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:29,320 It's not for me. It's for the menopause. 97 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:30,800 She's high-maintenance. 98 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:33,000 For the hot flushes. 99 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:34,720 It's like being microwaved. 100 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:36,200 Proper mafting. 101 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:38,640 These are lifesavers. 102 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:40,440 Surely the whole point of the menopause 103 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:41,600 is you don't need those anymore. 104 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:42,760 Dual purpose, isn't it? 105 00:04:42,840 --> 00:04:45,720 Pop a couple in your bra to soak up night sweats. 106 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:47,520 "Night sweats"? 107 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:49,200 I get them something terrible. 108 00:04:49,280 --> 00:04:52,560 Just the other week, I soaked clean through my Silentnight. 109 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:54,480 That sounds awful, Mam. 110 00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:57,000 Well, can I do anything to help? 111 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:59,520 Unless you can turn me into a middle-aged man, 112 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:01,760 then all I'd have to worry about is my crypto 113 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:04,720 and how my pension plan's performing, and my moobs. 114 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:06,640 Ah, lube... 115 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:10,440 Oh, Mam, I don't mean to boast, but I don't actually need those. 116 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:12,200 Stock it while you can, princess. 117 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:15,200 In our family, Lady Menopause can turn up early. 118 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:18,480 She can? 119 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:24,400 Paula. Paula! 120 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:26,080 Toni, Toni... 121 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:27,080 -Yeah. -You can't be here. 122 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,520 -All this is toxic! -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 123 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:30,680 -Get out! -Come on, Paula, I ain't seen you in weeks. 124 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,160 No one has. 125 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:34,160 What, you having an affair with your power tools? 126 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:35,160 Listen. Hey, hey, hey. 127 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:36,960 Listen. Listen, listen. Have you got any Prosecco? 128 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:39,000 I can watch you drink, 'cause I have got gossip 129 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:41,360 that will restore your faith in humanity. 130 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:43,360 Listen, now, come on. Come on! 131 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:45,600 Seriously, you're gonna... You're gonna wanna hear this. 132 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:49,160 What? 133 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:53,040 Gloria, 45-year-old boyfriend. 134 00:05:57,280 --> 00:05:58,440 And? 135 00:05:58,840 --> 00:06:01,120 What? Did you hear me? ***! 136 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:03,040 Gloria, new fella. 137 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:04,920 Forty-fi... Forty-five? 138 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,160 Okay, Toni, get out. 139 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:07,720 -Oh, my God! -I've got work to do. 140 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,760 Do... Do not... Do not shut the door 141 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:11,880 on the greatest thing that's ever happened! 142 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:13,080 Forty-five! 143 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:25,040 Hey up, Mom, only me. 144 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:27,160 Give us a call back when you get this, please. 145 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:29,640 John Fox's facebook profile has got no picture. 146 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:31,960 It's suspicious. 147 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:34,520 Come on, let's not make any judgments till we've met him, eh? 148 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:35,560 Oh, come on, Craig. 149 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:38,600 What's a 45-year-old with his whole life ahead of him see in your mom? 150 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:40,760 Babe, it's nice that she's finally met someone, 151 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:42,760 especially after being on her own for so long. 152 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,080 -So what if he's a bit younger? -Craig... 153 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:47,520 Please let me have this. 154 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:50,400 Your mom's toy boy is all I've got right now. 155 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:51,840 Okay, fine. 156 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:54,120 I'll go over in the morning and get to the bottom of it. 157 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:56,800 Probably what John Fox is doing to your mom as we speak. 158 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:57,880 Toni... 159 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:13,160 Bloody hell! 160 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:17,320 No, DIY at night, Paula. 161 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:19,600 I'm not lying in bed feeling sorry for myself 162 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:21,000 when I could be lugging my rafters. 163 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:23,280 Just sitting with your feelings might be a good thing, you know? 164 00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:25,080 I mean, that book about miscarriages said... 165 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:26,320 I know what it said. 166 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:27,840 But I chose to re-grout the bathroom 167 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:29,720 with my feelings about Ashley's miscarriage, 168 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:31,240 and now I'm converting the loft. 169 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:32,800 But Ash's doing great now, though, 170 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:34,000 with her course and flat. 171 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:35,840 -It's not about Ashley. -No? 172 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:39,320 Dan, love, I just need to power tool through my pain right now. 173 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:41,760 Here y'are, love. You stick them on. 174 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:45,160 You sleep on my side of the bed so you don't breathe in fiberglass. 175 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:51,400 Hiya. 176 00:07:51,480 --> 00:07:52,800 Hi, can you help me with something? 177 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:54,080 Hi. Can I help you? 178 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:56,160 -Mate? Hello? -Sorry. 179 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:58,600 He can't see you, I'm afraid. 180 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:00,640 -Because you're menopausal. -What? 181 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:03,000 If you'd like to come with me, I can get you kitted out. 182 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:06,080 Oh! 183 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:08,600 Our standard menopause outfit. 184 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:11,160 Got the elastic waistband, for your bloated days. 185 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:12,800 One hundred percent cotton for your hot flushes 186 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:15,640 and a higher collar to cover that turkey neck. 187 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:17,920 "Turkey neck"? 188 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:30,360 Oh. 189 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:48,960 Get back or I'll pepper spray... 190 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:51,440 Oh, get round! 191 00:08:56,520 --> 00:08:57,840 Let me join you for a nap. 192 00:08:57,920 --> 00:09:00,360 Here, have this. 193 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:01,760 Wanna swap lives for a bit? 194 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:03,440 I thought you and Mom were having a great time. 195 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:05,920 We were. Till she gave me the lowdown on the menopause. 196 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,320 -Aw. -There's this one thing 197 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:09,320 that I can't stop thinking about, Dane. It's horrific. 198 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:11,720 -Please don't... -Vaginal atrophy, Dane. 199 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:14,680 -Vaginal atrophy. -Ugh. 200 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:18,360 Oh, of all the cop cars in Hull, I had to get into this one. 201 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:20,840 I had to pay Justin an emergency visit in the marina last night. 202 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:22,440 *** knackered now. 203 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:24,320 Well, I've gotta use it before I lose it, though, right? 204 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:27,080 Attention all units. Possible B&E, Thurlow Street. 205 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:28,440 Oh, sorry. I'd better get that. 206 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:30,040 Thank you. 207 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:32,280 Uh... 208 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:34,000 Wha... 209 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:39,840 Mom, are you there? 210 00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:41,480 Paula? Paula, pick up! 211 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:43,120 We're on the trail of the East Riding Romeo. 212 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:44,320 East Riding Romeo? 213 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:45,440 Yeah, he's gotta have a nickname, Craig. 214 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:46,960 Haven't you watched any true crime? 215 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:50,080 I think Paula's avoiding me. 216 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:51,280 Have you asked her about it? 217 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:53,680 You don't just ask Paula about her feelings, 218 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:55,360 especially not when she's got power tools. 219 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:57,280 Well, she's not in. So that's that. 220 00:09:58,160 --> 00:09:59,760 Wait. Toni, what are you doing? 221 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:01,880 Toni! Toni? 222 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:05,040 What? We're dealing with a deranged criminal here. 223 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:06,200 Yeah, you. 224 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:07,360 Fine. 225 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:09,200 I'll go through her bins. 226 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:11,960 Many a cold case has been solved through a bin rummage. 227 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:17,760 -Ew. -Oh, my God. 228 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:19,760 I don't know what's more disturbing, 229 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:23,360 Gloria buying kinky underwear or spending tenp on a carrier bag? 230 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:25,200 Oh, now I am worried. 231 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:27,240 Mom never goes anywhere without her bag full off. 232 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:28,280 Mom? 233 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:32,200 What if the East Riding Romeo's sex trafficked her to Leeds? 234 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:33,640 She could have been pimped out. 235 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,640 I think you might be getting a bit carried away, mate. 236 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:37,440 Do you remember when you thought the milkman was spying on you? 237 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:40,040 No, this is bigger than I thought. We need to get Rana on the case. Stat. 238 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:41,680 Rana's already on the case. 239 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:43,200 Oh, great. 240 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:46,840 Get on the ground and spread 'em. 241 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,160 Why you wearing a scarf? 242 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:51,680 I ask the questions. 243 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:59,640 The "East Riding Romeo" sex trafficked Craig's mom to Leeds? 244 00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:02,160 Yeah. And the Ann Summers bag, there's a smoking gun. 245 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:03,560 Slam dunk. 246 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:04,680 Let's bust this perp. 247 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:06,080 Put out an APB. 248 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:07,400 Never mind. I'll do it. 249 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:10,320 -All units... -Get your grubby mitts off my radio. 250 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,320 I've had no sleep and there's a lot on my mind, 251 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:13,720 so don't push me, Toni Callaghan. 252 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:17,320 Did you notice the plant on the window? 253 00:11:17,680 --> 00:11:18,280 No. 254 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:20,720 The East Riding Romeo didn't leave Gloria's pride and joy 255 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:22,360 in six inches of water before he left. 256 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:24,360 So, she clearly left of her own free will. 257 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:26,080 So, you're officially wasting my time. 258 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:28,400 Which makes a change from when you unofficially waste it. 259 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,520 Look, whatever weird couple thing you're doing 260 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:32,440 to spice things up, it's over. 261 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:35,440 Leave the detecting to the professionals, okay? 262 00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:37,600 Sorry, Rana. It won't happen again. 263 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:40,600 Yeah, we're sorry, Rana. It won't happen again. 264 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:41,680 Good. 265 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:54,800 Toni, what have I said? You can't be here. 266 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:55,960 There's fiberglass here. 267 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:58,120 There's all sorts of toxic stuff, so just go. 268 00:11:58,200 --> 00:11:59,920 I thought you might say something like that. 269 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:04,280 You're avoiding me. 270 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:05,880 No, I'm not avoiding you. 271 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:07,680 Just very busy. 272 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:11,120 Well, I'm not leaving till you tell me what's up. 273 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:16,600 I can't handle that you get to have a baby and Ashley doesn't. 274 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:18,480 It's not rational, 275 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:22,080 and I'm far too young to be a nan, but that's how I feel. 276 00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:24,120 So I can't see you right now. 277 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:28,600 Oh, Paula. 278 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:32,960 No, I mean, I get it. That totally makes sense. 279 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:35,680 -Do you want this baby? -Don't take the piss, Toni. 280 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:38,000 I'm serious. I'm gonna need so much babysitting, Paula. 281 00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:40,040 It might be easier just to sign it over to you. 282 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:42,320 That's not how grief works. 283 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:45,320 Thing is, I think I'm gonna resent it for ruining my career. 284 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:47,680 Mate, Grace already ruined your career. 285 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:49,560 Yeah, she probably did, didn't she? 286 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:51,160 You got nothing more to lose. 287 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:52,760 I think you're gonna be fine. 288 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:55,720 Do you wanna be my wingman and crack the case of the East Riding Romeo? 289 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:56,880 Nah, you're all right. 290 00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:59,680 I'm three Rawl plugs away from shelving perfection. 291 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,680 You'll be sorry when I'm on the news. 292 00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:03,200 I'm sure I will. 293 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:12,600 Oh, Toni! Toni, help! 294 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,280 Ugh! 295 00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:15,720 Ouch! 296 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,160 Ashley? 297 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:25,080 Hello. 298 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:27,320 Look at you. 299 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,720 -Aw, you're doing so well. -Hi, Auntie Toni. 300 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:31,640 What are you up to? 301 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:35,000 Well, I've been investigating Gloria's new boyfriend. 302 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:36,600 I'm pretty sure he's a love fraud. 303 00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:38,080 East Riding Romeo. 304 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:39,640 -Like on Netflix. -Yeah. 305 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:41,320 I've been ringing around restaurants to find out 306 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:42,920 where Gloria's dinner date is. 307 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:44,640 Now I'm gonna spring my trap. 308 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:46,840 Does Mom know? She's mad for a bit of true crime. 309 00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:49,000 Can't go to sleep without having a murder podcast on. 310 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:50,200 I know. I've told her. 311 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:53,080 But she's a bit busy, you know, with her DIY. 312 00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:55,000 Give her a ring, won't ya? 313 00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:57,240 I was gonna ring her later, actually. 314 00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:58,560 Ask her how me grill works. 315 00:13:58,640 --> 00:13:59,720 Great. 316 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:02,600 Right. Can you work some magic on me with your beauty skills? 317 00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:05,080 'Cause I need a disguise for my ambush. 318 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,160 She came back to rest. 319 00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:18,960 But ends up absolutely livid. 320 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:23,360 - Look at her. - Yeah. 321 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:25,520 Just a silly sophomore. 322 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:35,080 Sorry, mate. 323 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:36,840 Back in you go. 324 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:44,400 Emergency! Get down here! 325 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:46,600 I repeat, get down here! 326 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:56,760 -Hi, are you ready to order? -Um... 327 00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:58,840 Ooh... 328 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:01,560 Uh... I... 329 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,240 I'll just have another tap water, actually. 330 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,320 That was delicious, thank you. 331 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:13,240 Gets me every time, 332 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:15,120 Furious 7. 333 00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:18,440 Oh... 334 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:20,480 Oh, shit. Did it end? 335 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:23,000 Not like you to sleep through a Rockathon. 336 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:25,320 To be honest, Mom, this whole 337 00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:28,040 menopause thing's keeping me up at night. 338 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:30,480 I don't want to be invisible. 339 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:32,000 Who are you calling invisible? 340 00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:34,600 -I keep me hand in. -No, not you. I meant me. 341 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:37,040 I'm a very visible person. 342 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:39,640 Love, you've taken down crime lords. 343 00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:41,600 Bonky ovaries are nothing. 344 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:42,960 And you'll never be invisible. 345 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:44,440 You've got my genes. 346 00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:47,000 I'll be with you every step of the way. 347 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:47,960 Promise. 348 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:50,160 Same here. Whatever you need. 349 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:52,800 Herbs, lotions, 350 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:55,000 confiscated Class A's from the nick. 351 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:56,680 You say the word. 352 00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:58,600 Touch me. 353 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,240 -Would you like coffee? -Yeah. 354 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:11,200 Toni, what are you doing? 355 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:12,800 Why are you wearing a wig? 356 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:14,640 I'm fine, and it suits me. 357 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:16,320 Look, I've tracked them down. 358 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:19,520 Oh, my God. 359 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,960 You can't just come in here and spy on my mom. 360 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:22,960 Craig! 361 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:25,000 Mom. 362 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:27,280 Oh, what a coincidence. 363 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:30,760 -John Fox. -Craig. 364 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:34,560 My son Craig, and his, uh, Toni. 365 00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:37,040 Abso-blooming-lutely delightful to meet you both. 366 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:38,760 -I've heard so much about you. -Ah, yeah. 367 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:40,320 Well, you... You should join us. 368 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,200 -No, we can't... -I'd love to, yeah. 369 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:46,800 Where have you been then, Gloria? 370 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,960 Touring the stately homes of the East Riding. 371 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:52,200 Ranked by gluten-free options and cleanliness of bathrooms. 372 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:54,240 Only English Heritage, mind. 373 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:56,760 The National Trust's been hijacked by anarchists. 374 00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,120 Did you get our messages, Mom? 375 00:16:58,200 --> 00:16:59,760 'Cause I got a bit worried, that was all. 376 00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:02,000 I'm fine, Craigy. 377 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:04,680 John's quite the chivalrous gentleman. 378 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:07,160 I pledge fealty to thee, my lady. 379 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:09,640 No need to fight over me, boys. 380 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:13,560 Now, how did you two meet then, Gloria? 381 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,840 Slide into your DMs, did he? 382 00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:18,800 Uh, John was litter picking. 383 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:21,280 Proud member of the Willerby Womblers right here. 384 00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:24,360 I stopped to point out a mini Magnum wrapper 385 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:25,640 caught in a rhododendron. 386 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:28,400 And the rest, as they say, was that. 387 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,800 Litter picking is just one of John's hobbies. 388 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:32,640 He's quite the Renaissance man. 389 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,480 I like to try my hand at carpentry. 390 00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:35,760 He's a whizz on the lathe. 391 00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:36,880 Oh. 392 00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:42,880 A little something for you. 393 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:45,480 A gift for Gloria's special soldier. 394 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:46,400 Oh... 395 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:48,800 Hmm. 396 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:50,160 Thanks, mate. 397 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:53,000 I'm sorry for worrying you. 398 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:55,240 I should have told you I was on a jaunt with John. 399 00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:57,240 I just didn't want to cause any fuss. 400 00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:59,760 This was supposed to be a quiet dinner for two. 401 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:01,600 Right. 402 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:03,880 Who am I fighting? 403 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:06,720 Gosh, he's even fitter on this one. 404 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:08,040 When is he not? 405 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:10,640 Toni. 406 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:12,280 She wants to do a citizen's arrest. 407 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:13,280 Better get down there. 408 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:14,680 Need any backup? 409 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:15,960 As the Rock would say, 410 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:17,760 "Woman, I'm the cavalry." 411 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:19,160 Yeah, go on then. 412 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:21,440 Just finish my lady petrol first. 413 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,240 So you're the East Riding Romeo. 414 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:28,080 Well, not been called that before. 415 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:29,280 What was your name again? 416 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:31,040 John Barnaby Fox. 417 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,600 At your service. 418 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:38,320 Ah, is this your blog about the historic brickwork of Hull? 419 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:40,080 Guilty as charged. 420 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,160 He's not the East Riding Romeo, Toni. 421 00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:43,840 The only one being defrauded here is me. 422 00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:45,680 Do not let him fool you. 423 00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:47,760 He's a sheep in wolf's clothing. 424 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:50,120 I have got a really strong feeling in my gut, Paula. 425 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:51,560 I think that's your heartburn, mate. 426 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:53,000 Sorry about this, John. 427 00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:55,880 Toni has an overactive imagination. 428 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,280 Yeah, babe, let's go, eh? 429 00:18:57,360 --> 00:18:59,320 I mean, we've caused enough drama for one night. 430 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,920 I'm what you call a nice cold can of whoop-ass! 431 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:03,400 Hobbs & Shaw. 432 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:04,640 Cracking film. 433 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:05,720 Nima? 434 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:07,640 John? 435 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:08,840 You know him? 436 00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:11,120 We stepped out for a spell in '22. 437 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:12,720 Well, it was actually Nima that 438 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:15,160 taught me the pleasures of a woman in her prime. 439 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:17,600 That's not all he learnt from me, either. 440 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:19,080 See. Not invisible. 441 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:20,440 Mom, you dark horse. 442 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:23,040 Toni thinks he's the East Riding Romeo. 443 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:26,040 Oh, Ton, he's no love fraudster. 444 00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:27,880 He's got skills all right. 445 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:29,520 They might be criminal, 446 00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:31,360 but it's not what you think. 447 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:33,000 I aim to please. 448 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,520 Gloria, did you hear that? 449 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:36,800 Nima, huh? 450 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:39,560 John's a community ***. 451 00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:43,320 Oh, Toni, I'm not naive. 452 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:47,480 Of course, Hull's answer to George Clooney has a sexual history. 453 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:49,800 Well, now that's all been resolved. 454 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:52,640 Shall we go, eh? 455 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:54,480 Yeah. 456 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:57,360 Sorry, Mom. Toni's got a lot on her mind at the minute. 457 00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:59,320 Shall we head back to mine, John? 458 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:00,880 I think it's time for pudding. 459 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:01,960 Yes, my queen. 460 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:04,600 I'm so glad you finally did something 461 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:06,200 about your hair, Toni. 462 00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:08,800 Bye, Mom. 463 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:14,400 "Pudding"? 464 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:19,320 Thanks for leaving your DIY for me. 465 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:21,200 It was necessity rather than choice. 466 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:22,760 Went through a water pipe. 467 00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:25,360 Gaffered it over while I wait for the Yorkshire water. 468 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:27,680 Nice chicken, that. I'm taking that for my trouble. 469 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:30,480 -Er... -Oh, please... Just... 470 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:33,080 Oh, you can't see that. It's gone. It's gone. 471 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:34,840 Oh, no, give it here. It's fine. 472 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,000 Come on, gorgeous. 473 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:38,880 Right, love. Come on. Get your coat on, it's cold outside. 474 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:41,000 Thing about family, Craig is... 475 00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:44,280 Well, as tonight proved they're there when I need them. 476 00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:46,360 They did think you were in mortal danger, but I take your point. 477 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:48,360 No, but it takes a village to raise a child 478 00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:50,360 and you, Paula, Rana, Nima... 479 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:52,960 Dane, you are my village. 480 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:54,840 When this one comes, you'll be there for me. 481 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,080 -Night. -Of course we will. 482 00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:58,640 And having a second kid won't be that hard. 483 00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:00,080 Nah, twice the fun. 484 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:01,600 Dream on! 485 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:06,480 -Shall we go to bed? -Oh, yeah. 486 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:07,760 Keep the wig on. 487 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,080 Actually, we need to get going on those perianal massages. 488 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:13,000 Do you wanna get the baby oil? 489 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:15,320 I just need you to loosen me up for the big push. 490 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,440 I'll get my knickers off. 491 00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:19,240 Mmm-hmm. 492 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:45,440 Why are you wearing a shirt? It's Sunday? 493 00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:47,760 Well, it's a special occasion. 494 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:50,680 -Is it? -Yeah. Erm... 495 00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:53,760 Yesterday was the 12th anniversary 496 00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:55,240 of the night I went for a drink 497 00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:57,120 and got served a pint of line cleaner 498 00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,120 by a very lackluster barmaid 499 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,480 who I've been madly in love with ever since. 500 00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:10,280 Oh, bloody LEGO. 501 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:17,840 Toni Veronica Elspeth Callaghan, 502 00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:23,640 will you marry me?