1 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:10,920 *** hell. 2 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:13,680 - What time is it? - It’s ten o’clock, 3 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:17,240 on a Sunday morning - 4 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:20,840 We’ve slept in! 5 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:28,920 GRACE! 6 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:45,120 You got up on your own, Grace! 7 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:47,160 You've opened her own curtains. 8 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:48,720 Oh my God. 9 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:53,040 - You’ve put your own socks on! - This is superb behaviour, kid. 10 00:00:57,240 --> 00:00:58,680 Oh my God. 11 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:00,240 Look at my skin, 12 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:04,640 look how plump it is, I'm glowing, 13 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:07,720 Craig, I’ve got no bags! 14 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:11,760 I need the world to see me like this. I look amazing. 15 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:14,600 Do it! Me and Grace are gonna build the fairy unicorn garden! 16 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:16,640 Have fun. 17 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:31,480 - NOW THEN!! - Why have you made us come 'ere? 18 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:32,880 So we could have brunch together! 19 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:34,840 - Then I’m going to go for a run. - Brunch? 20 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:36,080 A run?! 21 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,240 Yeah, I feel like I can do anything! I feel like 22 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:40,840 for the first time since... I was pregnant. I feel like me! 23 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,840 You weren’t you when you were pregnant, you were a weirdo. 24 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:44,360 You used to eat soap suds, remember. 25 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:47,080 Yeah. Scooping big handfuls from the sink into her gob. 26 00:01:47,320 --> 00:01:48,480 Oh yeah. I used to shovel them in 27 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:49,720 until they were coming out of my nose. 28 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:52,000 You were the most pregnant person that I've ever seen. 29 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:53,080 Anyway, anyway, 30 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:55,800 you know how it’s my birthday next Saturday. 31 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:58,200 - Yeah. - And you know how for my thirtieth I'd just had Grace 32 00:01:58,240 --> 00:01:59,920 and I felt like I was really fat and tired, 33 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:01,200 didn’t want anyone to make a fuss. 34 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:03,120 Yeah. You made everyone’s life a misery 35 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:04,760 just because we had a small do. 36 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:06,680 I want to have a party I never had. 37 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:09,680 I want to showcase the new me! 38 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:11,960 I know it sounds mad but 39 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:15,120 I feel like big things are on the horizon for Toni. 40 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:17,040 Oh shit, third person... 41 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:19,560 - She’s gonna focus on her career now. - Yes. 42 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:21,480 She's gonna do a drama course in Leeds. 43 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:23,840 - Is she? - She gonna reach for the stars. 44 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:27,960 But first, gonna reach for some cake. 45 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:34,040 Walton Street club. For the party I’ll book it. 46 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:36,440 Hey, if we all chip in we could get her a cheap run around. 47 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:37,920 Piss off, not buying her a car! 48 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,720 I’m thinking of us. Who’s gonna be taking her 49 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:41,240 to Leeds when she misses the train? 50 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:44,520 - Good point. - I’ll go to Seany's garage tomorrow. 51 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:45,680 Toni! 52 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:49,280 - Is he that one who does the- - Multiple orgasms, yeah.. 53 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,000 Bloody hell. Good luck on that run. 54 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:04,000 That’s nice. 55 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:13,040 You're right. It totally is ‘you’. 56 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:16,760 You're thinking 'Is this me?'. It is. 57 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:18,920 Oh I don't know if I could get away with it. 58 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:21,320 Oh what we gonna do with you eh? 59 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:24,080 I get a bit intimidated in shops like this. 60 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:25,960 I don't think I’ve got the length of bone... 61 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:27,320 I aren’t having this. 62 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:31,040 You are a material girl in a material world, 63 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:32,320 do you know who said that? 64 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:35,480 - Madonna... - Pauline Prescott. 65 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:39,680 Do you have any comfy jeans? 66 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,920 You wear comfy jeans after an operation. 67 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:45,160 You wear these jeans 68 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:47,600 when you're living your best life. 69 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:50,240 I won’t get those over my knees! 70 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:52,800 I know, that's why I'm here. 71 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:54,240 Oh Jesus. 72 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:56,960 - Do you think we should stop for air? - No way, 73 00:03:57,240 --> 00:03:58,800 do you think that's what Cheryl Tweedy said when 74 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:00,200 she climbed Kilimanjaro? 75 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:01,800 No she carried on. 76 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:03,120 It’s like vacuum-packing a settee. 77 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:04,440 There's nothing on you! 78 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:09,840 Right let’s have a look at yer. 79 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:21,320 I'VE GOT A BUM! 80 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:26,840 I've never had a bum before. 81 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:31,560 I feel a bit emotional. 82 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:34,640 Thank you, 83 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:37,640 thank you! 84 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:40,120 That'll be seventy pounds then please. 85 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:41,880 Cash or card? 86 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:47,960 - Just popping out, mam! - Come here a second. 87 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:51,480 Oh God... 88 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:53,440 Your Luke DJs dunt he? 89 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:56,080 - Yeah. - I need him for Toni’s party. 90 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:58,480 And I want proper party tunes though. 91 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:01,360 Nothing that requires gold teeth and a *** drop. 92 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:05,040 - What the bloody hell is THAT?! - It's from Luke. 93 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:07,240 It’s not an engagement ring - don’t lose your rag. 94 00:05:07,280 --> 00:05:08,960 But it is to show people that I belong to him. 95 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:13,360 Excuse me. You don’t belong to anyone, ever! 96 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:15,280 Unless you’ve got a joint mortgage and then. 97 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:18,040 It's past the three month mark, now mam, it’s proper. 98 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:19,720 I really love him. 99 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:22,160 Yeah. Let’s give it another three months. Yeah. 100 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:24,080 Urgh, look at your leg hair! 101 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:26,600 I thought you were gonna try that place that I told you about in town. 102 00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:28,360 I walked in, and I walked back out. 103 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:30,480 I'm not showing my seventies bush in there, 104 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:32,560 they're all still doing their GSCEs. 105 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:34,680 Anyway I’ve got Elaine coming over tomorrow. 106 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:37,360 She’s doing me a look for Toni's party. 107 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:40,360 Maybe I could watch her. 108 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:44,240 You've got delicate colouring, mam, and it needs a light touch. 109 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:47,000 What you after? 110 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:49,280 Nowt... 111 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:51,640 Just thought we could chill. 112 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:54,640 Oh... 113 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:56,520 Yeah that’ll be well dope. 114 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:59,640 Promise me, you'll never say dope again! 115 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:01,680 Mam. 116 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:03,720 Hey you 117 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:07,880 Am feeling well dope. 118 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:16,200 Aye aye. 119 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:26,480 Rana. How you doing? 120 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:27,600 Yeah, I am good. 121 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:31,120 So listen. I need a cheap run around. 122 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:32,560 Something compact, 123 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:35,120 good looking and goes like a rocket when you handle her right. 124 00:06:36,840 --> 00:06:39,040 I reckon I can rustle something up. 125 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:42,080 - When do you need it by? - This Saturday, for Toni's birthday. 126 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:43,440 No problem. 127 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:49,480 So, when are you and me gonna get naked? 128 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:51,200 I’m celibate now, Rana. 129 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:55,240 Do you even know what that word means? 130 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:57,960 I just had this moment of clarity in the midst of a threesome 131 00:06:58,040 --> 00:06:59,520 with two lasses from Hessle. 132 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:02,680 I thought I'm done with sex, there’s got to be more to life than this. 133 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:06,520 There is. Twenty minutes with me. 134 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:08,880 I'm a changed man. I've found 135 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:12,080 inner peace. I'm done with sex. 136 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:20,880 I'm gonna kill those lasses from Hessle. 137 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:23,840 What you want from me, Rana, 138 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:26,880 you can find within yourself. 139 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:31,800 Trust me, I really can't. 140 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:33,160 What you doing tomorrow night? 141 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:36,600 I want to take you to a place you've never been. 142 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:42,800 Right go on then sausage. Put that on me enigmatic starlet pile. 143 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:47,480 Eww. Yeah this one’s going on the haggard wench pile. 144 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:51,400 You ready for your birthday? I've got a little surprise prepared. 145 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:53,640 Look at it! LOOK AT it. 146 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:56,360 Who knows where I could end up with a arse like this? 147 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:58,760 Emmerdale? A grandma in Hollyoaks? 148 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:01,800 Wow, hey what're these about? 149 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:04,440 They are for the charity shop. This is the new me 150 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:06,400 if it doesn't make me feel incredible it has to go. 151 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:08,000 Last time you did that, you ended up buying it 152 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,280 all back coz they'd ironed it. 153 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:11,560 Craig I just want to walk in to my birthday party and 154 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:14,480 and everyone see that I’ve arrived, but also, 155 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:17,520 ‘I’ve arrived’. 156 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:21,280 Are these Grace’s baby things? You can't throw these out! 157 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:23,480 Yeah. Yeah. I’ve kept the cute stuff. That’s just from the dark days. 158 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:24,720 What dark days? 159 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:26,600 Craig, 160 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:28,960 do you not remember the last four years? 161 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:30,880 We were like The Walking Dead! Never again. 162 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:32,280 Right yeah. Never again. 163 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:35,320 That's you chuck. 164 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:39,520 Voiler! 165 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:43,320 - Do you want to look? - Yeah go on then. 166 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:45,880 Ariane Grande. 167 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:47,960 Just like you wanted. 168 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:50,720 Oh yeah. 169 00:08:52,040 --> 00:08:55,080 Yeah, God I'm the spitting image of her. 170 00:08:56,960 --> 00:08:57,960 Hold on a sec. 171 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:03,440 Oh magician’s pulled out 172 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:05,800 he’s got double time at the fish factory! 173 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:10,560 What’m I gunna do? Our Toni’s expecting Circus de friggin Soleil. 174 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:13,440 Party's Saturday, right? 175 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:18,280 - I'll do my clairvoyancy. - Yeah that'd be ace. 176 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:21,360 Has the burning stopped? 177 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:23,320 Cos you don't want those peas to defrost. 178 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:24,920 Oh no. 179 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:27,560 Here are Ash - Whack them in freezer, 180 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,320 we'll have 'em for our tea tonight. 181 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:41,560 Thank you all for coming today. 182 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:46,040 I invite you all to close your eyes and connect with yourself. 183 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:49,520 Welcome to Mind Over Matter Celibacy Meditation. 184 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:53,320 Trust me. It's better than sex. 185 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:54,920 Have you forgotten what sex is? 186 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:57,320 Just open your mind, Rana. 187 00:09:58,080 --> 00:10:00,400 Give it a try. For me. 188 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:11,200 Fill your lungs. 189 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:16,560 Access your inner enlightened self. 190 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:34,320 Open your eyes. 191 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:39,360 Where's everyone gone. 192 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:42,040 You've ben sat there for an hour. They've gone home. 193 00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:43,280 An hour. 194 00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:45,680 How do you feel? 195 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:49,920 Free. 196 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:53,000 Amazing. 197 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:57,600 It's so calm. 198 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:01,280 Oh my God 199 00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:04,280 I don't want to shag you. 200 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:14,800 Oh. Oh God. 201 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,720 Oh it's like putting a sleeping bag back in its sack. 202 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:19,600 You’re packing it on aren’t you? 203 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:20,720 Aw yeah, you’re skin and bone. 204 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:22,520 I was gunna say you look nice an all. 205 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:24,320 Mam looks lovely, dunt she Auntie Toni? 206 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:27,680 Ashley’s done my make up, I think it's took years off me. 207 00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:29,720 Yeah. Not the hard years though, they could do with going. 208 00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:30,880 Cheeky cow. 209 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:34,720 Oh. You alright? 210 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:36,640 I've had an experience. 211 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:39,040 I have seen the upside of celibacy... 212 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,520 Is that’s my Chloe bag... 213 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:44,080 Sorry Auntie Rana, I borrowed it the other day. 214 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:46,680 Oh please let me take it to the party. 215 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:49,440 I’ve only got ones you can fit a microwave in. 216 00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:52,840 Course. I don’t really need it. 217 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:55,960 Don’t really need anything. What do we need, really? 218 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:57,120 You been sniffing glue? 219 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:59,040 I been to a place I've never been before. 220 00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:00,320 Have a drink! 221 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:03,440 Oh Ashley you've just pushed on my bladder. 222 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:04,880 I’ve just done a little wee. 223 00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:06,960 That's your body letting go of what you don't need anymore. 224 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:10,080 No age, that is, and your buggered pelvic floor. 225 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:11,800 Just dab it with a J-cloth. 226 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:14,560 I just pissed on the most expensive piece of clothing I own! 227 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:30,520 Oh no... 228 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:57,360 I don't understand. How did you not know you were up the duff Toni? 229 00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:58,520 Did you miss a period? 230 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:00,560 No, they come, they go. I can’t keep up with 'em! 231 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:02,040 Like the ebb and flow of the tide. 232 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:04,000 Yeah, something like that. 233 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:05,880 God I can't believe this is happening. 234 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:07,480 What you gonna do Tone? 235 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:10,440 I'm gonna enjoy my birthday party! 236 00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:12,320 Yeah you are. Come here. 237 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:13,880 What am I gonna tell Craig? 238 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,840 The truth will set you free Toni. 239 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:22,920 Life begins at thirty five! 240 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:25,920 - Get this down ya! - Happy birthday Toni. 241 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:27,520 Happy birthday. 242 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:31,240 Hiyah darling. Hi baby. Hello. 243 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:33,120 Wow. Babe. You look well fit! 244 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:34,640 - Craig... - Ready for your surprise? 245 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:35,920 - Craig... - Yeah, don’t be upset! 246 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:37,520 It's fine, I've been rehearsing and everything. 247 00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:39,000 You're REALLY gonna love it! 248 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:42,880 Toni, big up the birthday girl! 249 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:45,160 You’re looking gorgeous tonight. 250 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:46,760 Get on that dance floor. 251 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:48,400 Christ, it speaks! 252 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:51,080 Come on everyone, join in, don’t be shy! 253 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,080 Oh my God! 254 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:23,160 What you doing? 255 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:26,360 Your sister's having a baby. 256 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:29,360 I'm gonna be an uncle! 257 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,040 Paula’s just told me! 258 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:39,040 That's bloody amazing news! I'm so proud of you. 259 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:40,520 Oh thanks bro! 260 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:42,400 Anything you need, I'm here. 261 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:45,200 Ta. But I don't need anything. 262 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:47,600 It's all inside me. 263 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:49,800 Hey. 264 00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:51,560 You should try it. 265 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:53,320 I'll put you in touch with Seany - 266 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,200 he'll sort you right out. 267 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,080 Wow. 268 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:03,800 There she is. 269 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:07,040 Oh what am I gunna... Oh she's gonna love this.. 270 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:10,640 - Oh yeah. - How you doing? 271 00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:11,920 Good yeah. 272 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:15,000 You seemed pretty blown away by the meditation the other day. 273 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:16,920 I was! 274 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:18,920 I saw who I really am. 275 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:22,000 And I've seen who I really am. 276 00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:25,560 I've been thinking about all our AMAZING times together. 277 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:28,800 I’m meant to be at it with you. 278 00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:32,280 Not chanting, eating lentils, and 279 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:35,640 wasting my best shagging years. 280 00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:47,760 You up for it? 281 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:55,200 What you want in me, you can find in yourself. 282 00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:58,400 And what I want's in there. 283 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:01,080 Can’t we just do it in the back of the car, for old times sake? 284 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:03,000 - I'll leave you to it. - Rana... 285 00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:12,960 Come on girls she's here. 286 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:17,000 She can't really tell things about people, can she? 287 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:19,400 Course not. Her only skill is getting in close 288 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:21,320 proximity to a running buffet. 289 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:52,240 I've made contact. 290 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:55,840 Got a woman here: 291 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:59,800 small, perm... 292 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:03,440 She’s smoking B&H. 293 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:07,520 Flicking it into her hand like an ash tray... 294 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:09,240 - Mam! - Mam! 295 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:11,200 She's saying 296 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:16,560 someone here is with child. 297 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:23,920 Does that mean anything to anyone? 298 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,360 Yes! Yeah! 299 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:27,520 *** hell, you've all been busy. 300 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:29,560 - Did you tell Paula? - No, course not! 301 00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:33,600 Rana, I found your scan picture, it's all right, we're all here for you. 302 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:36,280 What scan picture!? I'm not bloody pregnant! 303 00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:38,280 - Toni is! - You are? 304 00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:39,480 Yeah. 305 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:42,720 - I've just found out. - Your pregnant? 306 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:45,400 Yeah. 307 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:49,280 Hold on. No! The scan picture has the surname Bansal on it. 308 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,760 And you and me are the only Bansals - 309 00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:54,240 - What?! - And me. 310 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:02,400 You're having a baby? 311 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,040 Why didn't you tell me?! 312 00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:07,240 I wanted to. 313 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:11,200 Hold on. You're both having a baby. 314 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:13,240 Oh my God, it’s like Jeremy Kyle in here. 315 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:15,040 I think I'm gonna be sick. 316 00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:17,480 What you playing at, you're only seventeen, Ash! 317 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:19,360 - Is Luke the dad? - Yeah. 318 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:21,400 Oh my God. 319 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:25,120 Can we have the Birthday girl to the dancefloor please! 320 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:26,600 I've got a little surprise for her. 321 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:28,920 It's a *** great huge one over here. 322 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:30,960 Do Bat Out Of Hell! 323 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:33,440 Toni. 324 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:35,880 I'm so proud of you. 325 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,080 I know I don't always know how to tell you that. So... 326 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:39,640 I've wrote it all down in a song. 327 00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:42,720 It's called Shooting Star. 328 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:45,200 - Two, three, f- - Craig, I'm pregnant. 329 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:48,280 You what? 330 00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:50,720 We're having another baby. 331 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:59,160 Mad scenes here! Toni's up the duff! 332 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:02,000 Yeah, and so's my baby girl! 333 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:07,040 Luke! 334 00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:11,560 LUKE! I AM GONNA RIP YOUR HEAD OFF!!! 335 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:18,960 How do you feel about it? 336 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:20,400 Honestly? 337 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,200 I couldn't be happier. 338 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,160 I've always wanted another one. 339 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:28,640 Aw, Craig. 340 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:30,760 Luke! 341 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,680 - How do you feel about it? - I'm *** gutted. 342 00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:35,840 I am gonna... You little... 343 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:38,040 I’ll never fit in to these jeans again. 344 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:39,840 Come here... 345 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:43,040 Shouldn't one of us try and calm him down? 346 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:44,440 - Where are yer?! - Nah. 347 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:47,880 Once he tweeks he's gonna be a grandad he'll be over the moon. 348 00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:52,480 Mam? 349 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,760 Me and Luke have got it all planned out. 350 00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:56,880 Khaleesi won't want for nothing. 351 00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:58,680 Khaleesi! 352 00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:00,800 Jesus wept! 353 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:04,920 I’m not babysitting for you! You got yourself into this mess. 354 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,040 Are you all right P? 355 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:10,480 Don't talk to me. 356 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:15,600 What about you, Tone? 357 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:17,080 Oh yeah I'm fine. Just 358 00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:21,720 watching my Oscar dreams go down the plughole. 359 00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:24,040 Right, come on. 360 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:27,360 We need to make the most of it before the bairns come along. 361 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:33,080 You and I are doing some shots, Paula. And, Toni, 362 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:37,080 - you can watch us doing shots. - Yeah great. 363 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:41,640 Shots. What happened to being enlightened? Come on Paula... 364 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:42,720 I am! 365 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:45,120 I saw my true self and you know what: 366 00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:48,640 I am *** brilliant just as I am. 367 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:52,480 No change required. 368 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:57,680 Wow. That, I mean that is, that's pretty beautiful Rana. 369 00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:58,960 It is, int it? 370 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:01,960 Come on, let's get to the bar! 371 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:05,600 Paula, 372 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:07,720 what you doing in there, making your will? 373 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:09,280 Just gimme a sec yeah. 374 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,160 I'll be out, I'll be out in a minute. 375 00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:13,320 Okay. 376 00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:27,080 Hello peanut.