1 00:00:00,800 --> 00:00:03,560 Come on monkey, mind your head. 2 00:00:04,760 --> 00:00:05,920 Oh you smell nice. 3 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:06,800 Thank you daddy. 4 00:00:06,880 --> 00:00:09,200 Oh wait, is this her coat? 5 00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:11,320 I can't see any gravy stains. 6 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:13,640 Let me see the coat. Turn around Turn around. 7 00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:15,400 I've never seen this coat before in my life. 8 00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:17,280 It's got lovely details, nice bow. 9 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:19,080 Why you doing that voice, you sound demented. 10 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:20,480 It's for the audition! 11 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:22,480 I'm inhabiting my character, Craig. 12 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:24,680 I am gonna get this part - I can feel it. 13 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:26,480 Gonna get my career back on track. 14 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:28,760 Oh my God.. Oh my God, get it off! 15 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:30,000 Schnell. Schnell. Schnell. 16 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:32,560 My God Craig, it's Gucci! 17 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:33,640 Gucci? 18 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:35,920 Whose kids she been playing with, Kanye West's? 19 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,960 I don't know, taken this, cos I'm hurrying at pick up. 20 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:41,240 That new teacher's like Minnie Mouse on Redbull. 21 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:43,720 'Hewow Grace' She's even got her saying 'ickle bick'. 22 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:45,680 Well Mum thinks she should be learning Mandarin. 23 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:47,320 Oh well yeah, no that will be useful 24 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:49,520 when she goes to Blue Dolphin caravan park. 25 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:51,720 Just be careful with it alright. Cos you know how we get things mucky. 26 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:53,000 We don't get things mucky! 27 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:55,560 Mate, the car is literally a skip on wheels. 28 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:58,160 I mean when did we last go to Wimpy? 29 00:00:58,240 --> 00:00:59,840 I do not know this Wimpy! 30 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,440 Is that too much? 31 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:13,120 Oh no... 32 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:15,840 - it's Missy Brown's mum. - Who's that? 33 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:17,240 Well you know, she the queen of Botox. 34 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:19,600 She wears like twenty pairs of false lashes for pick up? 35 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:21,920 Just to flip her head back to open her eyes? 36 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:25,120 She's the one who told you that she pierced her own ***...? 37 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:26,240 Oh her. 38 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:27,760 Hi Hiyah love! 39 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:29,480 You've taken Missy's coat. 40 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:31,520 Oh hmm, well yeah, 41 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:33,800 no I mean I picked it up by mistake 42 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,600 cause they're the same colour and material... 43 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:38,360 and quality. 44 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:40,080 Missy's coat's actually a luxury item 45 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:42,320 from an Uncle heavily involved with Formula One. 46 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:44,440 Can you drop it off tonight? 47 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:45,640 - Listen I... - We're on Kingswood, 48 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:47,440 the executive side of the estate. 49 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:48,920 Which is the executive side? 50 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,360 Not near Asda. 51 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:52,600 Listen, I'll bring it in tomorrow. 52 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:56,160 Can you at least keep it out of the way of... stuff please? 53 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:58,560 Bugger. Bugger. 54 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,200 Hiyah, Queenie love? 55 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:13,640 Hiyah, baby. 56 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:14,640 Hi, daddy! 57 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:16,560 Just checking it's your day with her tomorrow. 58 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:17,720 She's got an inset day. 59 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:19,040 No sweetheart, I'm working. 60 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:20,240 Oh heck. 61 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:21,800 I've got a big meeting. 62 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:23,280 I'll sort something. 63 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:26,240 Hi, love! 64 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:27,400 Now then. 65 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:29,680 You've done well there. 66 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,040 Have fun, lovebirds. 67 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:38,200 Get on well with your ex then, do yer? 68 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:40,560 Oh yeah, she's got a heart of gold. 69 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:44,360 Well my friends always say that about me, 70 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:46,960 it's actually embarrassing... 71 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:52,040 Your daughter's cute. 72 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:55,480 Jayelle yeah, she the angel of my life. 73 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:58,800 Some girlfriends couldn't handle that though, so I had to pull the plug. 74 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:00,600 - Oh well I love kids. - Yeah 75 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,120 I really love kids 76 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,480 Just need to find a sitter. 77 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:07,000 I could take Jayelle. 78 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:09,400 I'm off in to town if she likes shopping? 79 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:11,760 Aw Rana, she'll bloody love that, thank you! 80 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:14,160 Yeah. Alright. 81 00:03:26,920 --> 00:03:28,720 What coin comes next? 82 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:30,520 Bring it here. 83 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:31,720 Did you wash my hoodie? 84 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:32,800 Just put washer on. 85 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,200 Can I have a lift to Luke's? 86 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:37,440 Er, yeah I can take you at seven. 87 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:38,800 I think it's a fifty p, love. 88 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:40,720 Mam, washing machine's on the blink again. 89 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:42,360 Jake, go get the toolbox. 90 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:44,520 Guys. Guys. 91 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:47,120 She shouldn't be wearing it but look... 92 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:48,760 Hello... 93 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:50,680 How nice does Grace look? 94 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:52,880 Oh look it's Gucci. 95 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:54,640 Grace my little Gucci girlie. 96 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:56,880 Do you want some? 97 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:58,920 Hey, hey, be careful! That's not mine. 98 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,680 And don't get it mucky with that Mousse. 99 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:02,840 Oh my God, can I Instagram it? I'll blur out her face? 100 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:03,680 Yeah. 101 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:07,840 Ash, just whack that lasagne in for me will yer. 102 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:09,560 Ash?! Whack that lasagne in. 103 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:10,440 Nails are wet. 104 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:13,480 Jake, while you're out there will you get oven chips from the freezer. 105 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:17,120 I'm sitting Ben-the-fit-fireman's kid tomorrow. 106 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:18,240 Whaddaya reckon? 107 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:20,120 You don't like children. 108 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:21,800 True. 109 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:23,200 No offence. 110 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:26,320 Well, good luck babysitting then! 111 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:27,840 I can deal with a little girl. 112 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:29,960 Oh he's the best sex I've ever had 113 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:32,040 and he slides down poles and puts out fires. 114 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:34,280 I mean you've gotta make an effort haven't yer. 115 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:38,360 Toni. I deal with hardened sociapaths day in and day out... 116 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:45,640 Nooooooo.. 117 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:47,240 Oh my God.. 118 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:48,880 Mum. 119 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:56,960 It's probably just your IBS Paula. 120 00:04:57,600 --> 00:04:58,720 'Zero, Oscar' come in, 121 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:00,840 any delays on the Clive Sullivan way? Over. 122 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:02,880 Aye up, Line of Duty. 123 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:03,840 What she say? 124 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:05,840 She's having a dig at you on her deathbed. 125 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:06,680 ***. 126 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:08,720 Oh it is nice though int it. 127 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:11,760 To all be out together you know like this? 128 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:13,680 Well I mean without the kids and that. 129 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:17,000 Oh yeah. Yeah, turn car round, 130 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:19,320 let's go line dancing instead. 131 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:20,640 Ahoo. 132 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:25,560 Is Dane here? 133 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:27,240 Right yeah, he's looking for a doctor. 134 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:29,280 Heal my wife! 135 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:31,280 Dane, I don't think that's a consultant? 136 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:32,680 No, I'm just a cleaner. 137 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:33,520 Oh. 138 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:37,160 Dane, breathe love, breathe. 139 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:39,920 Have you told my work I'm sick? 140 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,880 Yeah. Messaged everyone in your contacts, 141 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:43,480 but I've told them you don't owe them nothing. 142 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,320 Right. Listen up: 143 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:47,720 don't let Ash go to school looking like Drag Race. 144 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:50,440 Make sure that Jake eats something that isn't beige. 145 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:52,320 Don't be putting no fat down the sink. 146 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:54,440 And you know that chicken that's in the fridge 147 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:57,400 sniff it before you cook it, cos it's on the turn. 148 00:05:57,840 --> 00:06:01,160 Mrs Bansal. I think we might be dealing with a stomach ulcer. 149 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:02,880 Oh God, I knew it was your stomach. 150 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:04,120 Get off my head. 151 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:06,480 Oh God. 152 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:11,960 Hiyah! 153 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:14,000 Now you have fun, you two. 154 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:16,400 Look at yer. 155 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:17,720 Oh this means so much! 156 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:19,040 No problem 157 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:20,520 See yer 158 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:22,960 Shall we go then? 159 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:25,240 So, what do you see in my dad? 160 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:28,160 Things I can't discuss with eleven year old girls. 161 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:29,680 Not his personality, then? 162 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:32,160 Of course his personality! 163 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:34,800 Whoops! Sorry, 164 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:37,120 force of habit. 165 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:39,960 Have fun. 166 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:41,600 Yeah. 167 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:43,360 Belt on babes. 168 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:50,920 Ooh smells expensive! 169 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:53,240 Only the best for your girl, eh? 170 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:55,120 Why don't you take this back where you bought it? 171 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:56,080 They'll sort you out. 172 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:57,880 Oh no, no, no. I've got no time today. 173 00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:59,520 I've got an important audition so. 174 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:00,760 Ooh are you an actress? 175 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:02,440 Yeah. 176 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:03,880 What you been in that I've seen? 177 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:06,440 Did you listen to any radio plays 178 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:08,320 in the early two thousand and tens? 179 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:09,560 No telly? 180 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:13,240 No telly. 181 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:14,680 Shame. 182 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:16,200 Yeah, let's bring it back to the coat? 183 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:19,160 I'm sorry. I can't help you. There's no insurance for designer. 184 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:21,000 Nice chatting, though. 185 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:23,360 Great. 186 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:26,000 Mummy's in BIG trouble 187 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:31,880 Oh you're a ickle- bic early! 188 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:33,760 We're not technically open yet! 189 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:35,800 - Missy's mam's not here is she? - No. 190 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:38,680 Missy's mummy is not a lickle hurly bird who catches the worm, 191 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:40,400 is she Grace. 192 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:42,040 Oooooh... 193 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:44,480 Here's she is now, 194 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:46,760 she must have heard you! 195 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:49,960 Morning... 196 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:53,440 Love? 197 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:55,240 Love? 198 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:56,320 Paula love? 199 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:57,640 Paula 200 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:06,480 Woah! 201 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:12,240 My God. 202 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:15,480 They've kept this a secret! 203 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:17,840 No, they've kept this 'private'. 204 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:19,560 You've hit the jackpot, love. 205 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:21,880 You're overspill from St Elizabeth's. 206 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:25,360 So soft. 207 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:27,440 So clean. 208 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:30,360 Is that a menu? 209 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:31,640 Smoothies on the front. 210 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:33,440 Physio treatments on the back. 211 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:34,440 No... 212 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:36,360 Good morning, sleeping beauty. 213 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:38,800 Hello, I need to call my husband! 214 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:41,520 He did call for help with the morning routine. 215 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:43,080 But I said you needed rest. 216 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:45,800 No he'll be given Jake fizzy pop for breakfast. 217 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:49,040 Now Paula. You need to focus on you. 218 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:50,600 What level of discomfort are you in? 219 00:08:50,680 --> 00:08:53,440 Erm, well my guts are tender 220 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:55,520 but it wouldn't stop me doing a big shop. 221 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:58,240 Now Paula, I won't allow "tender guts". 222 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:00,240 How about some pain relief? 223 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:02,000 I'll barely feel a paracetamol. 224 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:04,200 We can do a bit better than paracetamol. 225 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:08,080 How about a sense of absolute wellbeing? 226 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:10,360 Jack me up, sister. 227 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:13,720 Hiya. Hi. 228 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:15,840 It's Toni Callan here about the audition. 229 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:17,480 I was wondering if you could see me later? 230 00:09:17,560 --> 00:09:20,120 Cos erm, the thing is... 231 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:22,400 My sister collapsed this morning... 232 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:24,800 Yeah. 233 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:27,760 Yeah. Thanks. 234 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:30,320 Thanks so much. Thank you! Bye! 235 00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:34,200 Pre-school Group Chat! What you all ganging up on me for?! 236 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:35,880 Toni! Toni oh.. 237 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:37,400 Oh it's good to see you Toni. 238 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:39,600 Me and Ben's kid were just grabbing a coffee.. 239 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,720 This, this is my mate, Toni. 240 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:44,120 Any news on Paula? 241 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:45,560 It's her bloody stomach. 242 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:47,320 Anyway how are you two getting on? 243 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:48,240 Are you having fun? 244 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:51,880 We're just thinking of what to do with our really, really long day. 245 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:53,200 Yeah. 246 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:55,200 Help me. 247 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:57,880 Oh sorry, I've got to find somewhere in Hull that sells Gucci. 248 00:09:57,960 --> 00:09:59,560 Well there's that boutique in Beverley -that does it. 249 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:01,520 Do you want a lift? 250 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:03,680 Road trip to Beverley? Yeah. 251 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:05,240 Road trip? 252 00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:06,880 This int Thelma and Louise you know Rana. 253 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:08,920 I'm gunna get my head kicked in by a terrifying mother 254 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,160 if I don't get this coat cleaned 255 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:11,920 and back on a hook before pick-up. 256 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:19,800 These drugs, they're magic. 257 00:10:20,560 --> 00:10:22,320 And how's our Mrs Bansal doing? 258 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:25,480 Like the last seventeen years never happened to me. 259 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:26,840 Glad to hear it. 260 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:28,680 Your test results, are all clear. 261 00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:30,880 Most likely a flare up of your IBS. 262 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,520 Have you been stressed lately? 263 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:35,760 Hmm.. Have I been feeling stressed lately! 264 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:41,680 Kath, 265 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:44,240 that's a good one that is. 266 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:48,520 - Well, you can go home now. - Home? 267 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,360 Yeah hiyah, Paula! 268 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:57,120 Listen! I need you to do something for me. 269 00:10:57,200 --> 00:11:00,240 What? I'm up to my eyes in bloody Gucci gate, can't it wait. 270 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:03,280 Shut up, right Toni, I need chalk. 271 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:05,400 You know like what you write on a chalk board with... 272 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:06,920 Yeah, I know what chalk is. 273 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,400 Yeah, promise me! 274 00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:10,240 It's life or death here. 275 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:11,720 What? 276 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:12,720 Has she hung up? 277 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:13,920 Wait. 278 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:17,280 She's not answering! She's not answering! 279 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:19,160 Right, belts on ***! I'm doing a U-ey! 280 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:26,960 - Right, got the chalk? - Yeah. 281 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:28,280 Good luck. 282 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:31,080 Can we do a phone audition? 283 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:32,680 Because, yeah, something's come up 284 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:34,720 but I'm really made for this part. 285 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,280 Yeah I'm, I'm really good at accents. 286 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:38,000 Shall I do it for you now? 287 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:40,080 I... Sorry the.... 288 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:46,480 Argh!! 289 00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:47,720 This best be urgent. 290 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:50,160 Cos I just missed out on a career defining role for you. 291 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:52,080 And one of the mums from school thinks I'm a coat-thief! 292 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:54,080 They trying to discharge me, Toni. 293 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:55,600 And I've only just starting to relax! 294 00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:56,520 Oh for ***... 295 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:57,800 This is what the chalk is for. 296 00:11:57,880 --> 00:11:59,640 Paula Adams PE twagging special. 297 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:02,840 Yeah, two sticks of this and boom, instant fever! 298 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:03,800 And I can stay! 299 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:05,280 Can't you just relax at home? 300 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:06,400 Have you been to my home?! 301 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:07,320 Yeah, it's great. 302 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:09,200 - That's because I do everything! - Then stop! 303 00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:11,120 I can't just stop, Toni. 304 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:14,320 I'm the thin red line between a functioning household 305 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,680 and abject bloody chaos! 306 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:18,360 If I go down, we all go down! 307 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:21,640 Listen I just let Craig do everything, look how relaxed I am. 308 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:24,640 Shit! Shit! 309 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:26,440 One of the mum's in the group chat saw me 310 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,640 walking past Oncology! 311 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:30,720 Now they all think I've got cancer. 312 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:32,560 Takes the edge off being a thief. 313 00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:33,680 Right, I've gotta go! 314 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:35,800 Get this bloody coat sorted. 315 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:37,720 Oh you beauty. 316 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:41,240 So I spy, with my little eye, 317 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:43,840 something beginning with... 318 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:47,400 O. 319 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:50,200 Old slag. 320 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:52,280 Ohhh. 321 00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:55,680 Oh my... Right! 322 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:58,960 You are really pushing my buttons. 323 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,360 Oh it's lucky for you that I can see you're 324 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:03,840 just a kid clearly having a hard time. 325 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:05,560 So why don't we say we start again, eh, 326 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,640 without the shitty attitude? 327 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,720 Oh I'm sorry. 328 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:17,120 I don't know what I was thinking, love. 329 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:19,080 Please don't take my dad away! 330 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:22,280 Oh my God I couldn't. 331 00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:23,760 I wouldn't. 332 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:26,960 Oh Jayelle, I'm not like the others. 333 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:29,560 I only wanna see him two nights a week. 334 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:33,720 Why don't we do something to cheer ourselves up, eh? 335 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:36,840 Hey. Whatever you fancy. 336 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:39,920 Maybe... some... shopping. 337 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:42,200 Shopping. Yeah. 338 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:43,880 Yeah you got it! My... My treat. 339 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:46,840 Alright... Alright... 340 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:49,840 Oh God. Toni thank God. 341 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:51,240 - How is she? - What? 342 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:54,080 Oh Paula. Never mind her, she's a piss taker. 343 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:55,280 Right let's get the engine running. 344 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:56,800 I need to be in Beverley like yesterday! 345 00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:58,040 Buckle up buttercup. 346 00:13:58,120 --> 00:13:59,440 Go! Go! Go! 347 00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:04,200 Come on Paula. You can do this. 348 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:06,320 Get it up yer. 349 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:18,040 What? 350 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:19,920 No. No. no. 351 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,240 Please, can I come in? 352 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:23,520 Five minutes. Five minutes. 353 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:25,520 Two minutes. Look, it's just a coat... 354 00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:28,520 Yeah, five minutes. I won't be long. 355 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,160 I just need to see you about this coat. 356 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:32,440 Don't go. Don't go. Can I please... 357 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:34,320 For the love of God. Please. 358 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:35,640 I honestly will be five... 359 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:37,040 Okay! 360 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:45,480 This is nice, isn't it? 361 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:47,640 - Yeah. - Yeah. 362 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:49,920 Can I buy you a present. 363 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,040 With my own money. To say thank you. 364 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:53,720 Oh you don't have to do that. 365 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,800 Please? I'll be really quick. 366 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:57,320 Aw, 367 00:14:57,920 --> 00:14:59,640 yeah go on then, babes. 368 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:07,360 Oh Christ, not from there, kid... 369 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:12,720 I don't understand why you've relapsed! 370 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,440 Frankly I'm baffled! 371 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:16,520 Shall I just plug myself back in? 372 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,920 I'm so sorry, Mrs Molloy. 373 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,360 We just lost your bed. 374 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,720 You'll have to go back to Hull General. 375 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,080 Okay. Let's go. 376 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:31,600 Come on. 377 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,040 Five kids... 378 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:37,560 She looked terrible. The poor cow. 379 00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:41,400 I deserve a bloody medal for this! 380 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:48,000 Rana? 381 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,520 I took her shopping and she's done a runner 382 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,160 Get your arse here now Toni! 383 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,080 Okay. I... I'll be back! 384 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:56,680 I'll be back! I'll be back! 385 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:04,520 *** sake where is she? 386 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,720 Short. Short. Cheap jeans. 387 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:07,960 Rana? 388 00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:09,280 Oh thank God. 389 00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:10,840 I let her go off on her own and she hasn't come back! 390 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:12,080 Well what d'you do that for? 391 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:13,200 We bonded! 392 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:14,560 You can't bond with a pre-teen! 393 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:15,920 Do you remember what we were like at eleven? 394 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,120 Yeah fifty percent in love with Peter Andre. 395 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:21,040 And fifty percent pure evil! 396 00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:22,560 Shit! I just got played! 397 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:24,080 Kids, man. They're little buggers. 398 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:25,080 Let's go. 399 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:28,400 Hiyah, erm, we've lost a child. 400 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:29,960 Can you put a call out on the tannoy please! 401 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:31,800 What's the child's name? 402 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:33,960 Oh. 403 00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:35,560 Oh. 404 00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:37,760 Oh. I don't know? 405 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:39,320 - Do you know what, sod this. - What you doing? 406 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:42,000 I might not be good with kids but I'm bloody brilliant with fugitives. 407 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,960 Shut this shopping centre, down now! 408 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:45,160 Code twelve. 409 00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:52,920 You know she's got pig tails in and like loads of scrunchies. 410 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,480 Excuse me sir. Have you seen a young girl ten/eleven. 411 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:57,440 Oh my God where is she? 412 00:16:57,880 --> 00:16:59,320 Rana! She's phoned her Dad... 413 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:01,280 they're outside! Let's go... 414 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,200 You left Jayelle on her own? 415 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:05,760 She manipulated me... 416 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:07,800 and her name is really hard to remember. 417 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:09,440 Rana, she's eleven! 418 00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:12,040 Thing is, Ben, I just don't do babysitting. 419 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:14,040 I just made an exception for - 420 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:18,520 But I've learnt my lesson. 421 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:20,480 So, this is the end of the road. 422 00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:22,240 Okay. Probably for the best. 423 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:24,960 Jayelle? 424 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:27,040 Stay on the straight and narrow, 425 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:29,520 coz if you don't, I'll be waiting. 426 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,560 And I will hunt you down... 427 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:41,080 I just gave up the best shag I've had in months. 428 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:43,400 Christ, I'm noble. 429 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:45,520 Aren't I, Toni? 430 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:48,200 Toni?! 431 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:53,880 Never leave us again! Promise me! 432 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:55,680 I did an Insta post about you being ill. 433 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:56,960 Thanks for the content, mam. 434 00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:58,560 - Are you better? - I will be. 435 00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:00,640 But I'm making some changes when we get home. 436 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:01,520 Whatever you need. 437 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,640 Not about what I need. It's about what we need. 438 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:05,880 I'm not doing every bleeding thing anymore. 439 00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:08,160 If my guts explode we're all buggered! 440 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:09,760 You're learning to put a wash on. 441 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:11,560 Your Dad can help you get that off your hand. 442 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:14,040 And you're all being introduced to the cupboard under the stairs. 443 00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:15,880 It's a wonderland of cleaning products. 444 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:16,880 Yes my queen. 445 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:17,880 Yes, mam. 446 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:19,560 There is just one thing before we get home. 447 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,960 Tell me you cleared that water out from the washer. 448 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:23,600 It's this. 449 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:24,800 We made it! 450 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:27,000 Gluten free. For your IBS. 451 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:30,200 Sorry about your bowels. 452 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:32,640 It's lovely that. 453 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:35,400 Ta. 454 00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:41,600 Have a great day. Bye. 455 00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:44,880 Hi. 456 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,880 Erm, I bought this from yourselves, 457 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,040 I took it to the dry cleaners but they wouldn't touch it, 458 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:53,520 because between you and me they're A bit common... 459 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:56,040 So, I brought it back 460 00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:59,480 for your fabulous same-day cleaning service. 461 00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:01,360 Do you have the receipt? 462 00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:04,040 No. 463 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:11,000 Hmm... 464 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:14,320 And you say you bought this here? 465 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:16,680 Yes. yeah. 466 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:18,840 Excuse me a second... 467 00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:20,440 One moment please... 468 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:30,240 This is a message for Toni. 469 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,120 The role has been filled, I'm afraid. 470 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:35,800 Oh good. That's good news. 471 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,680 That's good. 472 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:47,240 This isn't one of ours... 473 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:52,440 Okay fine! Listen right. 474 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:53,800 It is this mum, 475 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:55,160 it's this mum, 476 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:57,680 from my kid's pre-school, and she's a bloody nightmare. 477 00:19:57,760 --> 00:19:59,000 It's her coat. 478 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:00,040 And if I give it back to her like this 479 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:01,120 she'll spread it around that I'm mucky. 480 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:04,200 So can you please tell me where I can get it cleaned. 481 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:05,440 Oh you can't. 482 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:07,360 It's a fake. 483 00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:08,920 You what? 484 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:09,960 A fake. 485 00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:14,000 Is it? 486 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:20,360 And I can't let you leave here with it. 487 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:22,160 Sorry! 488 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:24,560 That's fine, cos why would I want it. It's a fake. 489 00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:26,600 And I've been running round all day. 490 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:30,520 Okay. No. No. No. 491 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,280 That's fine. Er. Throw it in the bin. 492 00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:33,600 Do whatever you want with it. Listen. 493 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,040 You have a good day won't you. 494 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:36,040 And erm... 495 00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:37,200 Bye. 496 00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:41,120 Bye. Bye now. 497 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:45,000 Oh. 498 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:47,520 Right I'm just gonna come clean to Leanne. 499 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:48,560 Good luck. 500 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:50,040 Oh come on 501 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:52,760 - Auntie Toni. - Hiyah Ash 502 00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:56,520 I felt awful about the coat and not helping out. 503 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,760 So look what I've got! 504 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:01,240 My mate's dad does knock off stuff. 505 00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:03,400 What is it? Aww. 506 00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:06,920 Ashley, you absolute beauty! 507 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,760 Come on Ash. Get in... 508 00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:16,080 Oh someone's on time today... 509 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,000 Thank you. 510 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:19,400 Grace. Grace. 511 00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:20,800 What? 512 00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:22,360 Oi. You! 513 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,080 Problem? 514 00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:27,120 You've nicked my Missy's Gucci coat and replaced it with a fake! 515 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,960 No I took it by mistake! 516 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:30,200 Any way don't give me that Leanne, 517 00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:32,400 yours was a fake in the first place. 518 00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:34,560 Excuse me, I don't believe in fake stuff. 519 00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:36,960 Okay, well I went round the whole of East Riding of Yorkshire today 520 00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:38,640 to get your fake coat cleaned - 521 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:39,440 Cleaned?! 522 00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:41,120 I knew you couldn't be trusted to not get muck on it! 523 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,520 Listen! Listen Leanne, 524 00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:45,280 I come from a very long line of very clean people, 525 00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:46,880 - I'll have you know... - Mummies, 526 00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:49,320 Amber wamber thinks somebody is a bit cwoss... 527 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:51,800 There's an ickle bick of shouting over here, 528 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000 can we pwease use our inside voices? 529 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:56,600 - Amber. That voice makes me want to punch you! - Honest to Christ! 530 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,000 Well someone hasn't filled the Kindness Bucket today. 531 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:08,960 Sorry Amber. 532 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:12,880 Sorry Amber. 533 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,080 Sorry Grace. 534 00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:21,080 So where'd you get it? 535 00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:24,120 My niece got it off some bloke called Riz. 536 00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:24,880 Same. 537 00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:26,280 He's good, Riz. 538 00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:28,440 Knock off, but high end knock off. 539 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:31,680 Yeah. Well only the best for our girls! 540 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:33,520 Word to the wise. 541 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,800 Don't touch his Louboutin's. 542 00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:38,640 Mate of mine got lead poisoning off the red sole. 543 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:41,080 Good tip. 544 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:46,520 Why are you walking like that? 545 00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:48,080 Tight shoes. 546 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:49,560 Working on a bunion. 547 00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:51,560 My ticket back to that hospital. 548 00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:56,480 - Hiyah. - Oh hiyah. 549 00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:58,920 Hey! - Hey! 550 00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:01,320 someone dropped out - I got the job! 551 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:02,760 As what, a right state? 552 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:04,480 I know that costume. 553 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,600 You're peddling cheese outside ASDA! 554 00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:11,280 I'm a Pleasy Cheesey Brand Ambassador, actually. 555 00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:13,040 Is this your Carrie Bradshaw? 556 00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:13,920 Yeah. 557 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:16,080 It's a decent roll int it Grace. 558 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:18,240 I've built her a rich backstory and everything. 559 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:20,840 I live high up in the Bavarian mountains, 560 00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:22,920 no family and I don't know who this child is. 561 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:25,640 No friends just the cows that I milk, daily! 562 00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:28,680 I'm an orphan, but don't shed a tear for me it's wasted.. 563 00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:30,040 Do you get free squeezy cheese? 564 00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:32,160 Yeah...