1 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:24,840 Big night, last night, was it? 2 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:26,760 Yeah. Are you hanging? 3 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:29,480 Oh... Feel like you're staring into an abyss? 4 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:32,040 Oh God. 5 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:33,680 Hey, it's good though init. 6 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:35,000 It's so good. 7 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:36,720 Best Years of your life! 8 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:39,440 Mum, my bum's itchy! 9 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:03,400 Hey sis, does this look like a toadstool? 10 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:04,560 No. 11 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:07,200 I thought you'd given that up. 12 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:08,360 Stressed, Toni. 13 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:10,960 Ashley's new boyfriend looks like a car thief. 14 00:01:12,320 --> 00:01:14,080 - What flavour is this? - Meat pie. 15 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:16,760 The lads down Vape Culture do a 'tastes of Yorkshire' range. 16 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:19,560 Oh 'ere she is look. 17 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:21,000 The sunnies are on. It's a bad one. 18 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:22,360 Rana, was it a good night? 19 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:25,000 Celebrated a drugs bust in the Hilton rooftop bar. 20 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:26,280 With Hull FC. 21 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:29,480 Took one home. 22 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:31,120 God, I miss nights like that. 23 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:33,120 Like when literally anything could happen. 24 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:35,480 Copping off with some random bloke going home with him. 25 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:37,200 No one knowing where you are... 26 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:38,600 I'm down another pair of handcuffs... 27 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:39,840 I want that... 28 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:42,320 Think is Toni. You're not match fit for a night out. 29 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:43,480 Leave it to professionals. 30 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:44,760 I am bloody match fit! 31 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:46,560 You did a little clap in Morrison's cafe 32 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:47,960 when your tea cake came out. 33 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:49,200 Your days of ten blue Wickeds 34 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:51,240 and dancing on sticky tables are over, Toni. 35 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:53,440 I told you not to reproduce. 36 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:54,880 Let's go out then. Tonight! 37 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:55,680 No chance. 38 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:57,800 That footballer has invited me to his mansion. 39 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:01,240 Hey up! How's the toadstool hat coming on? 40 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:03,160 You've not even started it? 41 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:04,120 I've finished it! 42 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:06,120 Grace don't look. Mummy's gonna do much better than that. 43 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:07,800 Oh my God, no I bloody won't! 44 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:10,280 Let's leave mummy to do some thinking, on the naughty step. 45 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:11,680 You like it don't you Grace. 46 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:12,720 No. 47 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:15,680 Let's go, mummy's making that face again. 48 00:02:15,920 --> 00:02:16,920 ***! 49 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:20,760 It's becoming a dad does funny things to blokes. It's the hormones. 50 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:22,760 You can have it back when you're twenty one. 51 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:24,320 - See? - Good - I hate you! 52 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:25,360 Put it back! 53 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:26,840 - It's mine - You're my daughter. 54 00:02:26,920 --> 00:02:28,280 - You're living under my house. - The car thief's up there. 55 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:31,000 He's been in this house for three hours and he's not said a word. 56 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:33,080 Do not touch that door! 57 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:34,440 Not into the lad, then Dane? 58 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:35,440 - Rana... - Argh! 59 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:36,400 - Paula! - Don't... 60 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:37,560 He's on the edge. 61 00:02:37,640 --> 00:02:40,000 I caught him this morning, putting a bar of Dove in a sports sock. 62 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:42,120 Put that door down now! 63 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:46,360 Are you and silent Romeo staying for tea? 64 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:48,600 Yeah. Obviously! We're starving! 65 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:50,560 Right well go and wash your eyebrows off then. 66 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:56,080 Mam, my sock's broke! 67 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:58,880 Oh there you go. 68 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:06,680 God, your hangover smells ace. 69 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:08,480 Take me out Rana! 70 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:10,960 Okay fine! 71 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:13,680 If he's boring I'll text you and you can come save me. 72 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:14,880 Yes! Get in! 73 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:16,480 Ey if. I said if. 74 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:18,160 What shall I say, when I get there? What's the excuse? 75 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:19,920 I don't know. Say someone died. 76 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,520 You're the professional actress aren't yer. 77 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:24,400 Her most recent gig was that advert for the garden centre. 78 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:25,120 She was a slug. 79 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:26,800 So? Kate Winslet's was Ronald McDonald. 80 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:28,240 She wasn't thirty four though was she. 81 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:30,840 Oh God, I'm so excited about tonight! 82 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:33,320 I'm even looking forward to feeling like shit tomorrow. 83 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:34,680 The good kind of illness! 84 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:37,520 *** hell. 85 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:45,480 *** hell. 86 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:48,320 God. That's a... startling effect. 87 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:49,720 It's contouring! 88 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:51,280 You look like chiselled wood. 89 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:52,920 Could be that Pinocchio... 90 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,320 It's what everyone does now Craig. 91 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,400 If only you'd put that much effort into the toadstool hat. 92 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:59,240 God, I will do that tomorrow! 93 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:01,640 Tomorrow you'll be puking your guts up, 94 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:03,240 muttering about the abyss. 95 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:06,160 Sod off. Two Lucozades, I'll be right as rain. 96 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:07,360 I'm hard me. 97 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:09,440 Don't forget your taking Grace to Mini Stars, tomorrow? 98 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:10,560 I've got my first band rehearsal - 99 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:13,360 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm aware of your band rehearsal! Craig. 100 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:14,480 Well I'm nervous aren't I. 101 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:16,120 I not performed in front of anyone since Grace were born. 102 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:18,560 Yeah and I've not had a night out! So get off my case. 103 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:20,960 Okay. Just sometimes when you go out 104 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:24,240 your alter ego appears and we get 'Shitfaced Susan'. 105 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:27,280 Oh yeah. I like Shitfaced Susan! 106 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:28,560 She's ace! 107 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:29,600 She's a knob head. 108 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:47,960 Hi 109 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:49,560 Are those gnomes yours? 110 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:51,160 Yeah. 111 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:52,960 Do you live with your mam? 112 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:54,800 Yeah. 113 00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:57,480 Oh 114 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:00,400 you're not with Hull City are yer? 115 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:02,440 No I am! I'm the mascot. Remember? 116 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:04,400 Must've been well pissed. 117 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:06,320 Leon's girlfriend is here! 118 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:08,280 - Listen Rana. - Oh 119 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:10,920 We've just found out my grandad passed away.. 120 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:11,760 Err - 121 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:12,920 Oh! 122 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,440 Didn't I say she was like a Disney Princess, Mum? 123 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:17,600 They've been looking forward to meeting yer. 124 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:19,520 Oh hiyah 125 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:25,800 Hush little baby don't say a word, 126 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:29,560 papa gonna buy you a mocking - 127 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:31,040 Herd? 128 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:31,720 Herd 129 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:32,920 Word 130 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:37,800 And if that mocking herd don't sing - 131 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:57,280 Mad night out! 132 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:59,000 Get in!! 133 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:00,400 I'm going out! 134 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:02,000 Are you getting changed? 135 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:03,200 I've got no time. 136 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:05,360 Anyway, cool girls club in anything now, don't they. 137 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:06,320 It's kooky, 138 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:08,960 Okay, I just worry about you going out alone, looking like that. 139 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:11,520 Er, well I won't be alone. I'll be with Rana. 140 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:13,200 She's in her element at night. Like a werewolf. 141 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:34,120 He loved a full English, did Da. 142 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:35,520 I'll get it... 143 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:38,840 Right I might erm, make a move... 144 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:45,720 Oh my days. 145 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:48,480 - Connor. - Auntie Irene. 146 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:55,760 We will get through this. 147 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:57,720 We'll get through this. 148 00:06:58,280 --> 00:06:59,800 We will... 149 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:03,080 We will get through this. 150 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:07,160 Sorry for your loss. 151 00:07:07,240 --> 00:07:08,560 - I'm Connor. - I'm Rana. 152 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:11,840 Connor, are you going to help with the buffet, on Sunday? 153 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:13,520 It's like I always say, 154 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:17,240 M&S for celebrations, homemade for death. 155 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:19,040 Anything you want, Auntie Irene. 156 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:22,400 Rana are you leaving? 157 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:28,040 No, no, no erm, 158 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:30,160 Leon, Leon needs me... 159 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:32,280 - There there shshsh... - I'll get it Aunty Irene... 160 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:34,680 Rana. 161 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,440 Uncle Mo is dead - 162 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:45,760 Right that's it come on. 163 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:47,400 What did I put it too emotional? 164 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:49,000 - Thought it was good. - Yeah. 165 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:50,400 I am so sorry T. 166 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:51,440 Got to go back inside. 167 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:52,640 - Catch you later babes okay. - Okay.. 168 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:54,360 How long you gonna be? I can wait outside. 169 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:56,000 Don't ever let me see you dressed like that again. 170 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:56,800 Rana? 171 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:58,200 He's so fit. 172 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:00,880 So fit! 173 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:02,480 Rana? 174 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:25,640 Take me out, Paula. Please. 175 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:27,600 No. You coming in? 176 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:30,320 I warn you, it's gone EastEnders in here. 177 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:31,440 Don't you dare. 178 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:32,680 He's absolutely gorgeous... 179 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:34,240 Thank God I've got my little helper. 180 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:36,360 - I'll tell social services! - Come back here... 181 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:38,160 She wants to stay round that dipstick's house. 182 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:40,280 Call 'em! Give 'em a laugh! 183 00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:42,280 I know what young lads are like, Ash. 184 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:44,840 The passion I felt for your mam was animal. 185 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:45,880 - Still is. - You're past it. 186 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:46,960 I mean you can't blame her 187 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:48,480 for wanting a bit of excitement in her life. 188 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:50,520 See? Auntie Toni agrees with me! 189 00:08:50,920 --> 00:08:52,000 Thanks for sticking up for me. 190 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:53,480 Right, I've had enough of this. 191 00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:55,920 Dane, you're not to lay a finger on him - 192 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,440 Unless he puts a foot wrong. And then, you can batter him. 193 00:08:58,520 --> 00:08:59,280 I'll get my sock. 194 00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:02,080 And you can stay round his house until nine pm. 195 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:03,200 Woah! Hang on! 196 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:06,200 After she's had the safe sex talk. 197 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:08,280 We had that talk in school already. 198 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:10,520 Yeah but that want by us though, was it. 199 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:12,560 This is the talk 200 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:15,840 that stops you wanting to have sex in the first place. 201 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:17,080 Right, Ton? 202 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:18,040 Ah, yes. 203 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:20,640 That, that, that talk. 204 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:21,920 Oh I see. 205 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:23,560 That talk. 206 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:26,240 Ash love, 207 00:09:26,680 --> 00:09:28,640 if you need to sit quietly when it's over. 208 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:30,440 Come join us in the garden. 209 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:35,040 Do you know what childbirth does to the human body, Ashley? 210 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:36,400 It wrecks it. 211 00:09:36,560 --> 00:09:38,640 Honestly Ash. 212 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:42,160 It's like a round of applause when I get out of bed of a morning. 213 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:44,440 Tell her about your ruined bum hole. 214 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:45,360 Mam! 215 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:49,120 Listen I got piles when I was pregnant 216 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:50,640 and they never went away. 217 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:52,240 Show her the photo. 218 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:54,280 What? 219 00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:56,080 Show her the photo. 220 00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:58,560 Er eee. 221 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:03,360 My boys. 222 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:06,360 Howard, 223 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:08,280 Jason, 224 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:10,560 Gary 225 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:14,680 and woo little Mark he's a ***. 226 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:15,840 Little Mark. 227 00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:17,160 Do you wanna see 'em Ash? 228 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:20,400 Fine! I'll never have sex. Okay? 229 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:23,520 Cheers, Tone. 230 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:25,320 Right, will you come out with me now? 231 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:26,560 Will I ***! 232 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:42,280 You didn't use your bucket. Well done you! 233 00:10:42,680 --> 00:10:43,480 Night was a write off. 234 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:45,880 Rana copped off with a bereaved grandson. 235 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:46,680 Morning Grace... 236 00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:49,040 Well mini Stars'll cheer you up. Those mums are a right laugh! 237 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:51,360 Oh yeah. Those mums are wild! 238 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:52,280 Yeah, I'd take her myself, 239 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:54,160 but Smoke On The Water won't cover itself. 240 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:56,680 It's alright. You go and have your fun. 241 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:57,680 Love you both. 242 00:10:57,760 --> 00:10:58,960 Bye. 243 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:02,880 Where's my fun Grace? 244 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:04,480 Where's it gone? 245 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:11,400 Hey. Hey. Hey. Look Grace, it's your Aunty Rara... 246 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:15,440 - Facny seeing you here... - Now then. 247 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:18,120 I'm off to the wake, tomorrow. 248 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:20,440 I'm gonna offer Connor a shoulder to cry on. 249 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:21,960 And some other body parts. 250 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:24,080 Is there nowhere you can't pull? 251 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:26,720 The only way to get over a death is to get under the living Toni. 252 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:28,840 Anyway what are you two doing? 253 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:31,000 Well it's called "drama" 254 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:31,720 "Drama" 255 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,800 But no way is Kenneth Branagh lying on the floor 256 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:36,080 of a school hall pretending to be a mushroom, on a weekend. 257 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:37,200 Sack it off, then. 258 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:40,200 Oh I wish I could, But I can't. 259 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:42,040 Not even for family day at The Silver Cod? 260 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:44,040 Right I'm off. 261 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:45,680 See yer. 262 00:11:45,760 --> 00:11:47,720 - Wish me luck at the wake... - Yep. 263 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:50,280 Hey Grace, let's give mini stars a miss.. 264 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:17,760 Are you thirsty, Grace? 265 00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:22,120 Do you do cocktails? 266 00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:23,360 Lager shandy? 267 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:27,120 Oh can I get an orange juice as well. 268 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:30,400 'We all hate Leeds Scum. We all hate Leeds Scum' 269 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:32,200 We all hate Leeds Scum' 270 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:33,640 Dirty Leeds, look. 271 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:35,680 We're City till we die, aren't we kid? 272 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:38,440 'We all hate Leeds Scum. We all hate Leeds Scum' 273 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:41,400 'We all hate Leeds Scum. We all hate Leeds Scum' 274 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:47,840 'Oooohhhh... 275 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:51,080 You shit ***... Aahh... 276 00:12:57,200 --> 00:13:00,040 Hey... voila Toadstool! 277 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:02,720 Nice. How was Mini Stars? 278 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:05,160 Yeah. Yeah. Really good! 279 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:06,680 You know those mums Craig. 280 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,160 They're mental! 281 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:10,520 Grace is a professional toadstool now. 282 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:12,720 How was band practice? 283 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:14,080 Oh ah yes, sound. 284 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,760 Put together a serviceable Edge of Seventeen. 285 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:17,960 "Say, ooh!" 286 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:20,520 Check us out. Taking care of business. 287 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:22,440 Well mum's excited about tomorrows performance. 288 00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:24,000 What? What do you mean Gloria's coming?! 289 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:25,920 Course she is. She wouldn't miss it for the world. 290 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:30,560 Gloria's coming. 291 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:39,040 Paula. 292 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:41,440 Does this toadstool hat looks like shit...? 293 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:45,040 Let it go Toni, at the end of the day, it's a mushroom. 294 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:48,680 Ashley, cover that up, 295 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:50,280 you'll trigger your Dad. 296 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:51,440 Yes, Mam. 297 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:55,560 Are you okay with that?! 298 00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:57,080 Since we last spoke, 299 00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:59,400 important information has come to light. 300 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:01,320 Why are you talking like you're in court? 301 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:03,680 There from Luke's dad. 302 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:07,240 He part-owns Aunt Bessie's Yorkshire puddings. 303 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:08,480 - You are fu?!! - No! 304 00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:09,640 No wait can I have one. 305 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:11,560 No. So we've give Ash her door back 306 00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:13,000 and we've let her stay the night. 307 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:15,160 Obviously I do want it kept quiet, 308 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:17,000 you know now that there's money in the family. 309 00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:18,800 What you gonna do with these two. 310 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:21,400 Get of you. These, I'm gonna defrost 311 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:23,520 and then I'm gonna put Greek yoghurt in. 312 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:25,200 It's like yogurt but it's thicker. 313 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:26,920 Why are you so impressed? 314 00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:28,160 They make Yorkshire puddings. 315 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:30,840 Dane, they do sweet potato mash too! 316 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:34,120 You're alright chuck. 317 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:35,880 Come on, let's go... 318 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:37,480 Mind the step. There we go. 319 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:43,280 I had an idea for how to cheer everyone up. 320 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:45,400 Shall I do it? 321 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:46,840 Yeah, great, fill your boots. 322 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:51,440 Jesus Christ you people put it away. 323 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:02,560 Can I just say, you are fine! 324 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:03,920 It's an affliction. 325 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:06,920 What does that mean? 326 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,480 Oh shh, 327 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:12,280 you don't need to know big words sweetheart. 328 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:14,960 Have you ever shot a man? 329 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,440 Yeah but it's frowned upon. 330 00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:18,160 But I've had to restrain a few. 331 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:19,680 Physically. 332 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:26,040 Ladies and Gentlemen. 333 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:27,520 Boys and girls 334 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:31,080 the performance of Mini Stars is about to begin. 335 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:33,320 Thanks for coming enjoy the show. 336 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,520 Hiyah love, thanks for all your help at rehearsals. 337 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:38,760 Toni! I haven't seen you since - 338 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:40,800 Yesterday! When I was here! 339 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,200 The vets found another lump on Raffles. 340 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:47,320 Insists it's treatable then quotes me over a thousand. 341 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,760 I said "I'm not leaving till that dog's in a body bag". 342 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:52,120 I'm so sorry mum, you look amazing, thanks for coming. 343 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:53,360 Thank you love. 344 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,560 Lovely to see you. 345 00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:58,040 I'm so, so sorry Gloria! 346 00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:00,200 That's really awful. 347 00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:01,360 It's a lot of money 348 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:05,120 I've been reading Google reviews of Mini Stars on the way over. 349 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:06,760 Yeah good, good. 350 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:09,680 Apparently some of the children are quite feral. 351 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:11,480 - Oh dear. - Dear 352 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:13,320 - Well not our Grace. - Not Grace. 353 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:18,560 She looks dehydrated. 354 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:20,320 Is she hungover? 355 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:31,760 Today I'll brew, tomorrow bake - 356 00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:38,800 Rumplestiltskin is my name! 357 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:53,080 Oooohhhhhh... You shit ***... Aahh... 358 00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:07,280 Go on then. Show me an arm hold. 359 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:13,720 Then I pat you down. 360 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,160 Make sure you haven't got any secret weapons. 361 00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:19,360 Rarr! 362 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:21,200 What the.. 363 00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:27,240 I am gonna puke. 364 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:40,080 I'll bring a flan round in the week. 365 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,400 Thanks, Mum. 366 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,400 You really messed up this time Tony. 367 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:54,160 We can't show our faces at Mini Stars again. 368 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,880 That's no loss. That woman who runs it is a sociopath. 369 00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:59,640 Grace loved it there, Toni! 370 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:05,160 Oh she did! Didn't she. 371 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,800 Oh God, I'm a monster. 372 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,960 I shouldn't have taken her to the pub. 373 00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:12,440 Craig. 374 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,200 This will never happen again. 375 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:16,960 Honestly. I am killing that part of me! 376 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:19,880 Shit faced Susan must die! 377 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:30,120 She's gone. 378 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,000 No she is gone now. 379 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:34,000 I'm fun free. I'm now fun free. 380 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,840 I'm gonna shop at Next and wear furry slippers, like Paula. 381 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:38,240 I promise. 382 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:41,320 Let's go home and do something 383 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:45,360 mundane but wholesome. 384 00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:53,880 Toni. 385 00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:56,080 Toni. You need to come and get me. 386 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,840 Yeah. I'll be there. I'll be there. I'll be there. 387 00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:01,160 Craig? 388 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:02,200 What now?! 389 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:07,160 Five minutes. 390 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:11,440 Rana? 391 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:14,600 Rana? 392 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:20,400 God's punishing me for being sexy. 393 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:21,440 Yeah. I'm on a tight deadline here. 394 00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:22,600 Stick your fingers down your throat! 395 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:24,000 Three more heaves and then I'm done! 396 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:24,680 What? 397 00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:26,880 Three more heaves and then I'm done. 398 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:27,960 Right, I'll wait outside. 399 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:30,640 Hey! 400 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:33,680 Thank you. 401 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:42,720 Oh! 402 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,680 In my nieces school uniform. 403 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:57,480 But right I was stood there. 404 00:19:58,120 --> 00:20:00,400 I was stood there and I got this massive hangover, 405 00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:02,400 got an angry goose 406 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,400 under one arm, 407 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:06,880 and a crowd of really confused mourners. 408 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:08,040 I just said I said 409 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:10,520 "It's what Nana would have wanted". 410 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:15,320 It wasn't even my Nana's funeral. 411 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:19,240 Shit. Shit 412 00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:20,400 Craig! 413 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:21,840 Craig! Craig! 414 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:23,480 Oh my God! I lost track of time! 415 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,320 - I'm so sorry. - It's fine. We don't have to go now. 416 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:28,080 It's been ages since I've seen you look like that. 417 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,120 No, what do you mean? Like what? 418 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:32,120 Oh you know how *** cool you are. 419 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,560 You always used to look like that. 420 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:36,840 What happened? 421 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:40,480 We just got busy didn't we. With that. 422 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,960 Well let's make sure we go out more often, yeah?! 423 00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:45,600 Okay. 424 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:49,360 Daddy where's my hat? 425 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:50,760 It's here baby. 426 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:54,200 Noe then... 427 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,600 Oh it's just green of foam now. 428 00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:57,880 No chunks. 429 00:20:58,360 --> 00:20:59,400 Shall we bounce? 430 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:01,040 Think we might stay for a bit, actually. 431 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:02,880 Are we? 432 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:04,840 Someone get me a drink! 433 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:06,640 Yes! 434 00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:47,480 Oh tell me again how great your night 435 00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:49,960 was so I can feel all warm inside 436 00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:52,320 from having sat on my arse all night. 437 00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:56,520 Hey, is Dane on board the Luke train now? 438 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,920 Oh yeah one hundred percent. 439 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,120 He just accepts that I know best. 440 00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:02,720 Piece of piss. 441 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:08,800 Oh hiya, love. 442 00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:11,960 Thanks for, y'know, trying to get me Mam to be chill about Luke. 443 00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:14,000 Oh God, no worries, I know you're sensible. 444 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:17,040 You've got all this to come with Grace... Night. 445 00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:19,520 Oh Ashley, 446 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:23,400 you know if you do need to erm,- 447 00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:24,720 Go on the pill, 448 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,480 you know I can sort that out for you. 449 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:28,080 That's okay - 450 00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:28,840 Oh good. 451 00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:30,480 Good, that's what I've been saying to your mam. 452 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:31,800 She just needs to trust you more. 453 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:33,640 He comes in his hand instead.