Stop playing! We don't have time.
I know better than to ask to help you.
But is now a good time to talk about something else?
I'm listening. Talk.
What's going on with you?
I know you aren't listening.
Let's talk later when we have time.
I have to finish all this before my father wakes up...
...go in to steam the tablecloths for tonight.
I'm going to paint over that...
- ...water stain in the ceiling. - Already did.
Also, I just talked to Byron about tonight.
The men's choir have a fun surprise for Dad.
Noodles. Help me to cook the noodles.
Oh...
So we'll talk later, after our appointment?
Like this afternoon?
- 5 minutes. - What?
Check the pot in 5 minutes.
My father hates overcooked noodles.
Oh. Okay...
Which paint did you use?
The white paint.
We have two different white paints...
...one for the Laundromat and one for the apartment.
- It has to match or else... - Alright, alright.
Evelyn, calm down.
- Please. - Evelyn, calm down.
I know you want everything to be perfect for your father's party...
...but he's going to see you've nurtured a happy family and a successful business.
He'll be proud of you.
You're crazy. You know that's not what my father is going to see.
But it's what you and I see, right?
Evelyn. My girl!
He's awake.
Joy is here? Go set the table. He must be hungry.
I'll get the door.
We talk later.
Hey... hey.
Thank you for doing this.
You look really pretty right now.
Oh, you like this hot Mormon look?
I'm just telling you now, in case my mom says something dumb like you're...
...fat or whatever.
I thought you said when she says shit like that it means she cares.
Hi, Evelyn.
- Mrs. Wang! - Hey Mom.
I only cook enough food for three people. Now I have to cook more.
It's Joy. She brought Becky.
Remember?
We told Ms. Deirdre Joy would come to avoid any more miscommunications...
...so Becky is going to help watch Gong Gong.
Hi.
Hi honey.
Hi, Mr. Wang!
Hi Becky. Thank you for coming.
- Please call me Waymond. - Sit.
You know he doesn't have to stay.
Who's he?
- Becky. - Becky's a "she".
You know me. I always mix up "he", "she".
In Chinese, just one word, so easy.
And the way you two are dressed, I'm sure...
...I'm not the only one calling "him", "he" I mean "her", "him".
Anyways, my English is fine. And we have Google.
So, you don't have to come and be a translator.
You stay here, and she can go.
Look I honestly think it's weird, okay. But Becky wants to help.
Right Becky?
I always learn something when I hang out with the elderly.
Old people are very wise.
It's okay, we'll take Gong Gong to the meeting.
You and Becky stay here and decorate.
Does your dad even know that we're being audited?
Where is he? When can I meet him?
Customers. Eat fast.
- Mom. - What?
Mom, just wait.
- "Wait. Wait." No time to wait today. - Just please...
Joy, any other time, I beg you to come and eat...
...or call me or anything. But today very busy.
Mom, this is literally what it's always like.
Wrong white paint.
I know you haven't always liked Becky.
- Okay, but... - I like Becky. - She is very nice.
You are very lucky...
Your mother is open to you dating a girl.
And she is a white girl.
She's half Mexican.
No shoes in washer. Broken you pay.
But Gong Gong, his heart cannot take it. Especially after such a long flight.
You want him to come all of the way from China to die like that.
He's not going to die.
That's not what I said when I said I wanted to cook...
Wow, what a big nose.
- How can I help you. - Just hold on. I can't hear you...
- ...just hold on. - Okay.
- How can I help you. - Yeah, I'm here to pick up some shirts.
- I called like three times. - Okay give me your ticket.
- Um hum, yeah. - I find for you.
- No. I have the ticket. - Babe...
She's just asking for it because that's like the...
- ...way that it works. - ...My time okay.
They don't read minds.
- Don't fuck with me. - Then hang up.
Thank you.
We've been together for three years...
...don't you think Gong Gong would want to know.
Let him enjoy his party tonight.
Yeah, you think Becky is going to get through the whole party without...
- ...introducing herself to Gong Gong? - Evelyyyyyn!
- Have you met Becky? - Guess whose $20 got eaten...
...by the machine again.
Waymond! Customers need you.
Alright coming.
Evelyn...
...you know my wife used to wear that exact same perfume. God rest her soul.
Are you coming to the party tonight?
Yeah, I got my ticket right here.
Did you move our customer's clothes?
042 is missing!
Sorry! It was too crowded here. So I moved some upstairs.
I think the clothes are happier there.
See? They're happier here.
I told you to take down all of the google eyes.
No more google eye!
Mom, could we please talk about Becky?
Your father. After all of this time
I still don't know what his brain is thinking.
Can Becky come tonight or not.
Stop changing the subject.
- I'm not. - You know, it is like our auditor.
She is a terrible person.
She keeps targeting the Chinese in the community.
You know two years of meetings, she puts a lien on our laundromat...
...and you know what your father does?
He brings her cookies.
Every day I fight I fight I fight for all of us.
Every day is a battle here.
Your father he doesn't care about the way things are...
I try to make our lives easier and more simple.
But your father...
...sometimes I wonder how he would have survived without me.
...you should have told me earlier that's really impressive.
Evelyn you have to see Rick dance. Look he knows all of the moves.
- Becky... want to kill myself. - Did you know Rick is in community theater?
He wants to be an actor just like you did.
Maybe you can audition too.
Put your hand in my hand.
Yes...
And we'll spin through eternity.
And away we go.
Life can be so delicious delicious.
I love this.
Rick you're so terrific.
Give this to the customer with the big nose.
I just... I just don't know how to be any fucking clearer.
It's like she can choose: Either you come to the party with me...
...and Gong Gong is eternally ashamed, until he forgets it all and then he dies.
Or you don't come with me and then he still dies.
What?
What are you saying?
That was a joke.
That's not a very funny joke, honey.
- Hey, guys... - This is only $10.
I thought you people were very good with math.
- Well next time I give you back interest. - Evelyn...
- Mom! Mom!! - You will need it.
- Mom!! Mom!!! - Actors are very poor.
What!?!
Father!
How did you get down here?
Where is breakfast? Quickly, food.
Waymond! Waymond!
Don't you know that I am hungry.
Father, you remember Joy.
Gong Gong, hello.
How is your airplane?
Your Chinese is getting worse every time we talk.
Yes.
Gong Gong. This is Becky.
Becky is my...
Shit, how do you say it?
She is my...
Good friend. Becky is a very good friend.
Mom...
Be a party to go to. You know what actually. I'm actually not doing that.
- This is my one light weekend... - Big nose!
...and it's like at this point I do not...
Where is breakfast?
It was nice to meet you.
Hi.
Here is five-star cleaning.
- Also... - Oh my God she is literally...
...there is a Chinese New Year party tonight. - Going in front of my car. - Ah-ha.
- Open to all the customers in the community. - Thank you.
- Please come and enjoy... - This is fine.
- ...the good food. - Okay.
- And nice music. Okay. - Alright.
I get you an invite, moment...
- ...moment please, please... - Can you hear this right now?
Joy wait! Please...
I have something to say to you.
What?
You...
You have to try and eat healthier.
You are getting fat.
Evelyn...
What are you doing?
Evelyn...
What are you thinking about?
Quickly! We're going to be late!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Okay!
Where are we?
This is... um...
Our business is so busy that we are applying for a new business license...
...so we can expand.
Hmph. Another laundromat.
People always have dirty clothes, Father.
It's nice to feel needed.
I was thinking... Maybe after this is all done, we can go on a trip...
If I have to think of one more thing today my head will explode.
What are you doing?
You may be in grave danger.
There is no time to explain.
Hold this.
Why are you doing this?
Pay attention:
When we leave this elevator...
...you can either turn left towards your scheduled audit appointment...
...or you can turn right and go into the janitor's closet.
Don't be stupid.
Why would I go into the janitor's...
Not now.
Ay-oh...
...why you download all these apps on my phone.
Breathe in, you can feel slight pressure on your head.
You're crazy.
I'm sorry. It's a girl.
Don't run so fast.
Please, come with me.
Hey that's pretty good.
Can't you see how wonderful it will be?
We can make our own way.
Okay?
If you abandon this family for that silly boy, then we will abandon you.
You are not my daughter anymore.
So big!
You don't look very happy.
I am happy.
All of these machines belong to us.
Father, it's me again...
...just wondering when you'll call back.
Really?
Hey baby Joy!
You come back here.
Shut up!
You don't talk to your mother like this.
I'll talk to her how I fucking want!
Mrs. Wang? We're calling about your Father...
The moment you are situated in your meeting, follow these instructions...
...but remember: no one can know.
Don't even talk to me about this because I won't remember.
- But I... - Shhhh.
Mental scan complete.
Talk to you soon.
Wow. What a fast elevator!
Hello.
Mrs. Wang...
Mrs. Wang, are you with us?
Yes...
Of course. I am here.
- Just thinking. - Oh okay. Well...
I was just hoping...
...that you could explain this.
This is a receipt.
My receipt.
What are we talking about?
God, always day dreaming...
I... Look...
I was just hoping you could enlighten me...
...as to how, as a laundromat owner...
...a karaoke machine, could constitute a business expense?
I am a singer.
- Of course, you are. - It's true...
...she has a beautiful voice.
Evelyn sing a song for her.
No, no please.
That will not be necessary. But...
I will need a separate Schedule C for each of these "businesses"...
...because based on what you're trying to deduct you're also a novelist...
- ...and a chef. - Last time you told me that...
Please.
A teacher...
...and a singing coach, and a watsu technician. I'm sorry what...
What is watsu?
It's a water massage.
What's a water massage?
That's like for back pain. You go get a water massage.
But you go.
What's happening?
Oh boy, like I'm talking to my ex-husband.
Like I said to you before coming ling of your...
- It's you messing with my head. - Shhhh...
- What's with... Don't shhhh me. - You got to relax your body.
Don't worry am I...
Calm down please.
Calm down.
Relax your body in the other universe. Please.
- These deductions at your place of business. - Go into auto-pilot.
You can't then deduct it if it's an off...
Good. Good.
They don't know you and I are in this universe yet...
...so hopefully I'll have some time to explain: I am not your husband.
At least not the one you know.
I am another version of him from another life path, another universe.
I'm here because we need your help.
Very busy today. No time to help you.
Shhhh.
There is a great evil that has taken root in my world...
...and has begun spreading its chaos throughout the many verses.
I have spent years searching for the one who might be able to match...
...to this great evil with an even greater good...
...and bring back balance.
All those years of searching have brought me here.
- To this universe. - Mrs. Wang...
- To you. - Hello...
- I know it's a lot to take in right now... - Mrs. Wang?
- Got to do it. - Mrs. Wang...
Hello?
Look I'm sure you have a lot on your mind...
...but I cannot imagine anything mattering more...
...than the conversation we are now having concerning your tax liability.
Need I remind you that there is already a lien on your property?
Repossession is well within our rights.
I know.
I am paying attention.
Do you see these?
You don't get one of these...
...unless you've seen a lot of bullshit. Excuse my French.
Now you may only see a pile of boring forms and numbers...
...but I see a story.
With nothing but a stack of receipts, I can trace the ups and downs of your lives.
And it does not look good.
It does not look good.
But...
Sorry, my wife confuses her hobbies for businesses.
An honest mistake.
Oh... okay.
Well with all of these...
..."honest mistakes," I mean, even if we don't charge you with...
...fraud, we'll most certainly have to fine you for gross negligence.
You're always trying to confuse us with these big words.
I thought you were going to bring your daughter to help you translate.
I am going to bring my...
- Let me. - Sorry, she was going to come... - Evelyn...
- Evelyn! - Are you paying attention? - Oh really?
She's busy. She's too busy to help her parents? - I cannot talk now.
- I see what she... - Unless, you can help my taxes.
What is "gross necklaces"?
I know you have a lot of things on your mind...
...but nothing could possibly matter more than this conversation we are having...
...right now concerning the fate of every single world of our infinite multiverse.
Where's the respect for elders?
My dear Evelyn...
...I know you.
With every passing moment...
...you fear you might have missed your chance to make something of your life.
I'm here to tell you every rejection...
...every disappointment has led you here.
To this moment.
Don't let anything distract you from it.
Do you think this is funny?
Answer the woman. English subtitle from Chinese dialogue.
So, what will it be?
I'm thinking.
Our time here is up.
- They're going to kill us. - What?!
Do you think you can give us more time so we can redo all this?
Do not worry, this is just a burner universe...
...we are using for communication.
You will know when it is time to fight.
You want to... redo. You're going to re-submit?
I will be in contact soon.
Shhhh, Shhhh, Shhhh, I think my other husband is messing up the audit.
Maybe we could look at all the receipts again and...
Evelyn.
Trust no one.
No! No! No! No! No! No! NO!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
- Everything okay. - Is everything okay?
Oh, dear lord.
Is everything okay?
Okay. Everything okay.
I think I forget something at home.
Sit down.
I think I'm going to regret this...
You can go.
What?
What did you say to her?
- You... You will have... - Let me talk to her. Translate for me.
You will have until I leave the office tonight...
...to bring everything in.
6pm.
Last chance.
- Oh, tomorrow is better. - Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. 6pm.
- Thank you so much. - 6, yeah.
Thank you for the cookies.
They look delicious.
Last chance.
Have a nice day.
Last chance.
Oh, no.
Evelyn! Evelyn!
Evelyn wait. It's not what it looks like.
Evelyn...
I know why you are acting so strange.
What are you talking about?
So, you know about this?
Of course. This came from me.
It was you. Like, you was in the elevator.
Yeah...
I was in the elevator.
Come back next week.
- What are you two bickering about? - Okay..
I'm not ready to fight.
Maybe we don't have a choice.
What?
Little girl. Always running away. Never finishing what you started.
Father, you are wrong about me.
Switch shoes to... What!
Someone call security!
What are you doing?!!
- You told me to do it! - Are you crazy?
You said I would know when it is the time to fight! She was coming after us.
Oh, you have no idea lady.
Oh... assaulting an IRS agent.
You have no idea!
I was talking about us.
"Dissolution of marriage"?
What?
Yes, I'm on the tenth floor.
No...
No, it wasn't...
Who gave you those papers?
Nobody gave them to me!
Your brother...
Your brother gets a divorce...
...now you think divorce is okay.
I don't think it's okay!
We made a sacred promise.
Evelyn, I know. I just wish you and I...
I told you to stay low and out of sight.
Oh, now you're here?
Stop confusing me coming and going.
- Stop it. Stop it. Stop... - Relax. I'll get you out of this.
Stop coming here.
Okay folks. Everyone remain calm.
Oh thank... Thank God it's that one right there. The Chinese lady!
- No! It's all his fault! - Right there she assaulted me.
Okay, I need you two to get on the ground with your hands behind your heads.
Okay, okay, okay.
What happened?
She is a good girl.
Sir, please comply.
Okay, whatever you are thinking about doing don't do it.
Sir...?
It's okay.
Okay, sir. That's enough.
Holy shit.
Hey.
Oh, no Craig!
Fuck.
On your feet!
Who...?
What is happening?
Are we getting divorced?
I'm not the Waymond who wants to divorce you...
...I'm the Waymond who is saving your life.
Now, you can either come with me and live up to your ultimate potential...
...or lie here and live with the consequences.
I want to lie here.
Hey, hey, hey, no, no... put me down... no, no.
Citizens of the 4,655th Theta verse.
You are about to be graced by the presence of our sovereign leader...
...Jobu Tupaki.
Now let me assure you of one thing. Just like the rest of you miserable lives...
...this is nothing more than a statistical inevitability.
Duck.
- Duck. - Jobu Tupaki has seen all and knows all.
She knows what makes you tick.
What fragile branches your self-worth rests.
This one.
Hang on.
Don't die yet alright, Buddy!
Shhh. Shhh. Shhh.
It's not her.
Police are looking for all information. This is a developing story.
- What we do know... - They might be close.
What we do have unconfirmed photos of the suspects.
An unidentified man went berserk at the regional office...
...for the Internal Revenue Service in Simi Valley this morning.
- Police aren't releasing any information, - Is that where your parents are?
...this is a developing story.
- But we do have unconfirmed photos... - Are you okay?
...of the suspects.
- If you recognize them. - Hey!
Are you okay?
Help identify them.
Joy?
If you recognize these two police are seeking help identifying the assailants.
My husband won't even kill a spider. How can you be the same person?
You underestimate how the smallest decisions can compound into significant...
...differences over a lifetime.
Every tiny decision creates another branching universe, another...
...were you not paying attention before?
Of course. You're just very bad at explaining.
Don't push me.
Oh my god. We have to go back.
We forgot my father!
Don't worry, we're monitoring him. He's safe.
I don't know, are you sure?
Yes.
There is a route out there.
Hey look come on!
Look, this is your universe one bubble floating in the cosmic foam of existence.
Every surrounding bubble has slight variations.
But the further away you get from your universe, the bigger the differences.
This is where I am from..
The Alpha verse.
The first universe to make contact with the others.
You can call me Alpha Waymond.
In this world you were a brilliant woman.
In your search to prove the existence of other universes...
...you discovered a way to temporarily link your consciousness to another...
...version of yourself...
...accessing all of their memories, their skills, even their emotions.
Like you with the fanny pack.
Exactly.
It's called Verse Jumping.
Verse Jumping.
I need you to learn how to do it right now.
Right now?
It may be our only chance of getting out of here alive.
Two guards coming this way.
On my signal, try to blend in.
Why don't you get your Evelyn to do this?
My Evelyn is dead.
Go! Oh my god...
Oh my god, what is going on? Help us! Help us! There it is there!
How did I die?
I've seen you die a thousand ways. In a thousand worlds.
In every single one you were murdered.
What!? Why would anyone want to kill me?
She's omniversal being with unimaginable power.
An agent of pure chaos, with no real motives or desires.
Jobu Tupaki.
You're just making up sounds.
We need another exit.
So, let her destroy the other bubbles. You said there are so many of them.
Maybe it's okay if we lose some, but just leave me out of it.
It's not so simple.
She's been building something.
We thought it was some sort of black hole.
But it appears to consume more than just light and matter.
We don't know exactly what it is.
We don't know what it's for.
But we can all feel it.
You've been feeling it too, haven't you?
Something is off.
Your clothes never wear as well the next day...
...your hair never falls in quite the same way...
...even your coffee tastes wrong.
Our institutions are crumbling nobody trusts their neighbor anymore...
...and you stay up at night wondering to yourself...
How can we get back?
This is the Alphaverse's mission:
To take us back to how it's supposed to be.
But that begins with finding the one...
...who can stand up to Jobu's perverse shroud of chaos.
And you think it's me?
Why else would we risk everything to get you out of here?
Oh, there you are.
Oh, Miss. Deirdre...
...I'm sorry I punched you but...
Look I think I finally understand why...
What is she doing?
Verse jumping. Run!
Come on.
Go! Go! Go!
She jumped somewhere:
Brute force. The sumo wrestler?
- Body builder? - Doesn't matter.
Counter with someone agile.
On your perimeter we've got a break dancer, mime a gymnast. - Give me gymnast!
- Go! - Calculating route.
Okay, Paper cuts. Four of them. One between each finger.
Paper cuts only happen when you aren't trying. It's impossible.
Probability of 1 in 8 thousand. It's the strongest jumping pad we have.
What are you doing??!
Come on.
There we go, one.
There's two.
Three. Alright come on, come on, come on, stick with me.
Come on.
Four there it is. Okay come on jump.
Is that... pro wrestling?
She's going for a backbreaker!
- She's gotta run. - No.
She can jump. Somewhere she can fight.
She's not ready.
A jump like that would fry most people.
She's not most people.
Damn, what a weak body.
- Hello? - Evelyn! Can you hear me?
You're going to have to verse jump.
Verse Jump.
Hello.
Concentrate on a universe in which you studied martial arts.
Okay, I'm locking in.
Calculations complete.
Profess your love.
You're gonna have to profess your love to Deirdre.
- No way. - It's your jumping pad.
It's like eating the chapstick or switching shoes.
You developed an algorithm that calculates which statistically improbable...
...action will place you in a universe on the edge of your local cluster...
...which then sling shots you to the desired universe.
...doesn't make any sense!
Exactly.
The less sense it makes, the better.
The Stochastic Path Algorithm is fueled by random actions.
Tell her you love her.
And mean it!
Are there any other jumping pads?
The next best paths are break your own arm or take a nap.
You're not sleepy, are you?
I love you.
Jumping pad failure.
Evelyn wait!
No!
No.
She's in a local divergent universe.
No. No. No.
She's gone home...
...to finish the taxes.
I'm not trying to hurt you.
Byron, from church said he and his wife were miserable...
...until they discussed divorce and talking it out actually helped.
This doesn't make any sense.
Think about it.
Unless it's an emergency, whenever I try to talk to you...
...you always get pulled away.
Waymond!
I'm sorry, Evelyn.
- Huh? - I need to go.
- What? - I need to find the right Evelyn.
And this one it's not the one.
No! No. Wait, let me try again!
Alpha Waymond.
Evelyn!
What's going on?
Help me push this.
Ah! What's happened to my hand?
This is so heavy!
Go, go, go, go!
Evelyn! Your face.
You just left me.
Do you mean the divorce?
I wanted to start off the new year on a new foot.
But...
Maybe you're right.
Maybe we would have been better off.
If we had never gotten married.
I never said that.
You didn't have to.
It's the way you look at me.
Waymond.
Miss. Deirdre?
- I love you! - What?
Get out of the way!
I love you!
I love...
Please, come with me.
Can't you see how wonderful it would be?
We can make our own way.
Okay?
Evelyn!
Kung Fu is not just about combat.
Even this cookie can be Kung Fu.
Cut, cut, cut, cut.
Though we are far from our humble beginnings...
I am proud of you.
Oh, I'm so happy to be here today.
- Evelyn! - Evelyn!
Evelyn!
Why did you... How?
Are you crying?
I saw my life... without you. I wish you could have seen it.
It was beautiful.
I should have listened to my father and not gone with you all of those years ago.
Waymond.
We better keep moving.
Now you've definitely got Jobu's attention. Come on.
Stay calm.
Your brain is under an incredible amount of stress.
No... let me finish talking with my husband.
He needs to know how good my life could have been.
- Evelyn... Evelyn! - Evelyn!
Ow...
Are you with me?!
I thought I was disconnected.
Why was I still there?
Your mind, it's like a clay pot holding water.
Every jump opens another crack causing things to leak through.
With training, you will learn to reseal these cracks.
Eat. You need energy.
Cream cheese...
In my universe, the cattle were killed off.
One of the many things we've lost in our war against Jobu.
Oh my God.
What if...
What if I want to go back?
What if I want to go back to the other universe.
Shut it down.
Shut it down you hear me!
- Come back! - Okay! Okay! Okay!
I'm back!
Listen...
You're only using the other worlds to acquire special skills. Do you understand?
If you fall for their temptations you invite contradiction. Chaos.
The clay pot could shatter and you could die, or far worse.
What can be worse than death?
We should keep moving until reinforcements come.
No, no, no.
Enough of your clay pots, cream cheese, no cows.
Explain it all to me now.
You're right.
In the Alpha verse, we began training many young minds to verse jump.
But there was one who was far and above the most gifted.
Our little explorer...
You saw her potential, so you pushed her beyond her limit.
Warning unstable.
Though the overloaded mind usually dies, instead her mind was fractured.
Warning unstable. Mind fracturing.
Now her mind experiences every world.
Every possibility.
At the same exact time.
Commanding the infinite knowledge and power of the multiverse.
Now, she's seen too much.
Lost any sense of morality any belief in objective truth.
What does she want?
No one knows.
All we know is she's looking for you.
Hey, you said I was the wrong one.
What you did back there. It changed my mind.
You were incredible.
Waymond...
- What are you... - What...
I'm sorry. You go.
This is silly.
I saw your face on a billboard and...
I wondered if you remembered me.
Of course.
But shouldn't you be in America...
And very poor. How...?
I guess I got lucky.
No time for distractions.
Evelyn! Come back!
Evelyn! Jump to another combat universe.
- Huh? - Try peeing yourself...
- Pee! - It's always a good jumping pad...
Come on wake up! Wake up!
What did you do to me?
- Did you staple something to my forehead? - No!
- I didn't do anything. - There's movement on the elevator.
- You did yourself. - Did you call for back up?
- I did not do it to myself! - You call?
It has blood on it.
We've detained the assailants. No back up was requested.
You guys are wasting a trip up. Copy?
Oh no! She found us.
I said, do you copy?
Clear them.
Joy?
Why do you look so stupid?
Ma'am...
...you and your pig can't be here.
Is it that I can't be here...
- ...or that I'm not allowed to be here? - Hey!
You show them some respect!
Okay...
- Hands where I can see them. - See I can...
...physically be here.
But what you meant to say is you're not allowing me to be here.
Hands behind your back, come on.
Please, no! Waymond!
You're going to make me walk through you?
Yeah, cute. I can't let you do that either.
Yeah, again with the "can't"!
See I don't think you understand the meaning of that word.
See, I can walk through you.
- Officer down. - No no! Don't shoot.
- Hands on your head. - Don't! Don't!
Like this?
Waymond. Wake up!
Daddy!
Oh no!
Oh... shit.
No.
- Oh no! - Don't worry... Evelyn...
- My daughter! - It's...
Organic.
Oh my God.
You...
You're Juju Toobootie.
The "Great Evil" that Waymond was talking about is in my Joy?
Don't engage.
She can't be reasoned with.
Oh...
It's you.
You're the reason my daughter doesn't call anymore.
Why she dropped out of college and gets tattoos.
Oh.
You are why she thinks she is gay.
Hah! I'm so sorry.
You're still hung up on the fact that I like girls in this world?
The universe...
...is so much bigger than you realize...
Gotcha!
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
Stop!
Don't make me fight you.
I am really really good.
I don't believe you.
Okay...
Nice you peed yourself.
No, Evelyn, you're not locked in!
Oh...
Where did she jump?!
She's off the damn map.
- Flap your hands... - My hands.
She appears to be in a universe where everyone has...
...hot dogs instead of fingers.
I mean, it just doesn't matter how many times I see it I'm so moved.
- Well would you stop. - An evolutionary branch...
...in the anatomy of the human race?
A jump like that would've fried most people.
Like I said...
...she's not most people.
Don't... Why are you treating me like this one minute you're so warm...
...then one minute your cold and awful.
This is crazy!
You're starting to get it.
Where you gonna go?
Of all the Evelyns that I've seen...
...you're definitely one of the more interesting ones.
What do you want from me?
Here...
Let me help you open up your mind. Huh?
Open up.
It's okay.
Take a peek.
Oh shit.
What is that?
I got bored one day, and I put everything on a bagel.
Everything.
All of my hopes and dreams. My old report cards.
Every breed of dog. Every last personal ad on craigslist.
Sesame.
Poppy seed.
Salt.
And it collapsed in on itself.
Cause you see when you really put everything on a bagel it becomes this.
Come on run Evelyn.
The truth.
What is the truth?
Nothing matters.
No Joy.
You don't believe that.
Feels nice, doesn't it?
If nothing matters then all the pain and guilt...
...you feel for making nothing of your life...
...it goes away.
Sucked...
Into...
A bagel.
Father.
I am not your father.
At least not the one you know.
I am Alpha Gong Gong.
Not you too.
Sir, what are you doing here?
We need to go. Just follow me.
Sir, I have this under control.
Again, you deliberately disobey me, and cause another mind to be compromised.
And now you know what we must do.
No. Please.
She's unlike anything we've seen.
She could finally stop Jobu Tupaki.
You mean the monster that is inside my daughter?
Why didn't you tell me about it earlier?
What else are you Alpha people not telling me?!
Did you see her dance that man to death?!
There is no way...
I am the Evelyn you are looking for.
No, I see it so clearly.
See what?
I'm no good at anything.
Exactly.
I've seen thousands of Evelyns, but never a Evelyn like you.
You have so many goals you never finished.
Dreams you never followed.
You are living your worst you.
I can't be the worst what about the hot dog one?
No. Can't you see?
Every failure here, branched off into a success for another Evelyn in another life.
Most people only have a few significant alternate life paths so close to them.
But you, here you're capable of anything because you're so bad at everything.
What good is all that power when her mind is already...
...succumbing to that chaos. Huh?
Hello?
Hello Mom? Dad?
- No! - What's going on?
Do not answer her.
It's one of her tricks.
Sir. Our readings indicate it's not Jobu Tupaki.
But if she is not here...
Oh shit!
Do not engage!
Run! Run!
Watch these two here while I deal with Jobu.
I'm not risking the safety of the Alpha verse for this.
- Get us as far away from Joy as you can. - Why?
- I'll be back. I promise. - No, no wait. Why don't you...
- Huh? - Hello?
- Joy? Joy is here. - No, no... - That's not...
- No, no that's not Joy. - Hellooooo?
Joy.
- Joy, I'm coming. - Let me in.
Okay, be patient.
This is heavy.
- Joy why are you here? - I have no fucking clue!
- Hey, gentle language! - Just what is going on?
I'm sure there is a very good explanation for all of this...
- What are you doing? - What the fuck, mom!
Our daughter's mind has been taken over by Jobu Tobacky. Possessed.
Alpha you and Alpha Gong Gong want me to fight her, - Oh...
But... she's too powerful.
What are you talking about!?
Are we all having a stroke?
You don't remember anything because your bodies were under the control...
...of other universes.
You are like puppets.
You know puppets. You can do things you normally cannot do.
It's like that movie...
...you, you... that movie...
- Okay what are you talking about? - A movie?
Raccaccoonie!
- What? - Huh?
Raccaccoonie. You know the one with the chef...
...and he makes bad food. Phooey.
And then this raccoon sits on his head.
Who controls him, and then he cooks good food.
Do you mean Ratatouille?
- Ratatouille! I like that movie. - No.
No, no, no, no, no. Raccaccoonie!
- With the raccoon. - Okay...
- Everybody stop making up sounds. - Raccoon?
So, there's a raccoon Joy, and there's a raccoon me?
And they are controlling us...?
Yeah, from the other universes.
That's very funny Evelyn.
Okay, it sounds a little bit ridiculous but... it's true.
I swear to God you were macho man.
I like that!
Hey honey don't worry, daddy will get you out of this.
Oh right.
Quickly...
...while she is distracted.
- No. - It's only protocol.
It gives her one less universe to access.
God...
- Can you... - Oh, it's Becky.
- Hi Becky. - Hold on. - How do you expect to defeat...
...her in every universe, if you can't even kill her in one?
Hey babe.
She's your granddaughter.
- I'm wearing a golf outfit. - How do you think I feel.
But this is a sacrifice that is necessary to win the war...
- Okay, there we go. - You might try using that.
You must do it.
- Go. - And your dad is alright?
Thank God, I'm sorry. I should just go. Glad I spoke to you.
- Go. - Yeah, my mom taped me to a chair.
Because of raccoons.
Okay, be patient. Daddy is trying to...
Yeah, it's a long story... It's been a day.
Well at some point I came out in a hall...
Mom?
What are you...
What are you doing?
Hey! I almost had it.
Oh c'mon!
You are already under her spell.
- Holy shit! Holy shit he has a gun! - Everyone stay calm!
- I think it's time for a family discussion! - It's okay.
It's okay, it's okay.
I won't let you kill her.
Don't you see what is happening to your mind?
In my universe. You pushed your own daughter too hard until you broke her.
You...
You created Jobu Tupaki.
- When did he get so good in English? - Dad, please don't shoot.
Now I must stop you.
Otherwise, it's only a matter of time before you become just like her.
Just like her.
What the fuck are you doing?
Evelyn, I don't think now is a good time to dance!
Bapa, I know you don't agree with me but this is something I have to do.
- What the... - That sounds weird.
No, no, no...
Wait! You don't know where you'll jump.
Enough!
Warning. Unstable.
Unstable.
Please...
I cannot lose another loved one to the darkness.
Don't worry... you won't.
Hey, clean up in there, alright.
Where did she jump?
Sorry, Bapa.
Okay, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon.
- C'mon, that way! - Oh my god...
- Oh no! - C'mon, c'mon!
Warning mind fracturing.
Send every Jumper with a counterpart in the area.
Now!
Once again, the Alpha verse finds it's self as the last line of defense...
...against total chaos.
Be brave, this Evelyn is as stubborn as the others. She has given us no choice.
We must kill her before she becomes another Jobu Tupaki.
- Joy. - What...?
Joy... Joy...
I know you have these feelings.
Feelings that make you so sad.
That make you just want to give up.
It's not your fault.
Not your fault.
I know.
It's her.
Juju Chewbacca.
She has your soul in the palm of her hand.
What are you talking about?
The only way I can defeat her to save you is to become like her.
I'm still a little bit lost.
Evelyn, your daughter is beyond saving. And soon you will be too.
Your time is up.
Find your jumping pads.
Ave Maria...
Sweetheart, I don't know what you're doing, but...
I think you're pushing things too far.
Or not far enough.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
Evelyn...
Eww... oh my God.
What are you doing?
Be careful. Don't' run so fast.
Holy.
Shit-Is he dead?
See, not dead. Go!
- Definitely not... - Hurry up please. Go quick!
C'mon guys.
Dad... go!
Oh my God.
Does my baby want to go for a walk?
Oh Johnny!
Orange soda?
- Huh? - What is she doing?
I think when she does something weird it helps her fight. It gives her power.
Sorry Baby.
- Well ask her for another one. - Quite incompetent.
No Johnny!
You bitch.
Go!
Evelyn, If you don't step up, I'm giving some of your shifts to Chad.
Yeah!
Oh, Good one.
I got a picture.
Go!
No...
- Stop... - Huh? What happened?
- You stop! - I think they lost their...
- Stop it! - Powers.
Sir.
I am gonna need another jumping pad.
Received information. Over.
I think she need to do something weird again.
What's he doing?
Oh my God. He's trying to stick it in his butt.
No!
- No, no, no. - Ah... no.
Evelyn do jumping jacks!
That's not weird at all.
Slap him!
No, no, no.
- Mom, just blow on his nose! - What?
It'll make him involuntarily scream and do weird noises.
Trust her Evelyn. It's really weird.
Wow, mom is really good.
Sorry...
Reaching mental capacity.
Holy shit!
Ow...
I'm sorry Evelyn.
- Mind fracturing. - We'll die together.
Kung Fu is not just about combat.
Even this pinky can be Kung Fu.
Pinky.
See her.
Ready.
Evelyn.
Evelyn!
It's going to be so hard to explain any of this to you.
No need to explain...
...I have been watching you.
You're back.
Did you see how good I am?
I'm gonna do that...
...I am going to defeat that Jobu Tupaki.
Hey, you got her name right.
Evelyn, what you're doing is crazy.
Reckless.
Your stupid plan to somehow save your daughter has managed to piss off...
...everyone in the multiverse.
But it just might work.
What?
I only wish I could be there to see you finish this. - What do you mean, don't...
- ...see me finish. - I'm grateful...
I'm grateful that chance was kind enough...
...to let us have these last few moments together.
Alpha Waymond?
Alpha... Alpha Waymond?
What happened?
Was I Raccoon Waymond again?
Raccoon Waymond is dead.
Wow! So impressive!
Is that raccoon Joy?
Am I getting it?
So cute. English subtitle from Chinese dialogue.
I can stop you Jobu.
Now that I am reaching my full potential.
Aw you still can't see what's happening.
No, I can see clearly. More clearly than ever before.
Oh my God... Evelyn.
Oh my God.
Damn it.
So close.
Evelyn.
Please help her.
I'll see you again soon.
Somewhere out there in all that noise.
Don't leave! Help her please.
Help! Help!
Interesting ending, but very sad.
Where is she?
- Where's our daughter. - What daughter?
Daughter?
Evelyn, are you okay?
We're family here here a family.
- Culinarily. - Culinarily.
- Oh... Raccaccoonie... - We'll have no bad and the blue
I don't know what I'd do without you.
Raccaccoonie.
- We're a family culinarily. - Yeah, we make a pretty good team.
Oh, no!
You... You can't tell anyone!
She's seen too much.
- You know what that means. - Get her!
- I'm begging you.
- Get her! Get her! Get her! - No.
- No. Please. - No I won't. No. No.
Just go! Just go!
What do you want?
I want you.
No!
Stop that.
- Oh! - Stay back.
- This is wrong. - What? It's not wrong.
Bye... I'm late.
Be careful! Sit here.
My clay pot is leaking...
I can think of whatever nonsense I want and somewhere...
...and somewhere out there, it exists. It's real. - Are you okay?
You okay?
I caught you staring off into space again.
I did it.
Huh?
Really?
Good job!
You can drop off the paperwork before the party starts.
Don't forget these cookies. Ms. Deirdre really likes it.
I'm heading downstairs.
Not yet. Not yet.
Don't spoil the surprise.
I need you guys to help me.
C'mon.
Hi Mrs. Wang.
Hey mom. So. About this morning...
- Enough with your tricks. - What?
- I know you're in there. - Whoa.
- Get out of my daughter. - Mom are you already drunk?
- Hey Becky. - Uh hmm.
Can you go help my dad with the party?
Now?
- Yeah. - Go Becky.
Go. Go.
Thank's babe.
You see it all, don't you?
You can see how everything...
...is just a random rearrangement of particles, in a vibrating superposition.
I have no idea what you are talking about.
But I can do this.
Huh?
But you see how everything we do.
Huh?
Gets washed away in a sea of every other possibility.
You're everywhere.
You're like me.
That's right.
I'm the one you're looking for.
I'm the one who's going to defeat you.
Okay.
Hit me.
Punch my face.
Oh...
Oh... ow... ow!
- Oh stop. - Wow.
Hi dad.
Evelyn. What are you still doing here?
We're just practicing karaoke for tonight.
I thought you were going to drop off our paperwork.
- Don't worry about that. - It's our last chance!
- I will take care of it. - She'll take care of it dad.
Go.
- Honey you okay? - Go.
Yeah, I just fell on the couch.
Go.
Okay.
Oh. Ow...
So sweet.
Okay...
- Hey, hey, buddy? - If you don't want to fight me?
- Then why... - Why what?
What's all this for?
Why was I looking for you?
Yeah.
Sit down.
Sit down, grab a snack, make yourself comfortable, eh.
- Oh hey, you okay? - Okay.
We can speed this up.
Sit on the crack.
Sit on the crack of the couch, okay.
Get comfortable.
Here you go."Bagel...".
Just... No.
Please I don't care about the bagel. I don't care about the Alpha verse.
I only care about my Joy.
Give me back my daughter and I'll leave you alone forever.
Sorry, no can do.
Why not?
I am your daughter.
Your daughter is me.
Every version of Joy is Jobu Tupaki. You can't separate us.
No.
I have felt everything your daughter has felt.
And I know the joy...
...and the pain of having you as my mother.
Then you know I would do... only do the right thing for her.
For you.
"Right" is a tiny box invented by people who are afraid.
And I know what it feels like to be trapped inside that box.
Good friend. Becky is a very good friend.
Mom...
No it's not like that.
It's Gong Gong.
He is from a different generation.
You don't have to hide behind him anymore.
You should feel relieved.
The bagel will show you the true nature of things.
You'll be free from that box. Just like me.
No... No I'm not like you. You are young, and your mind is always changing.
I still know who I am.
You have no idea what you've done.
You're stuck like this forever.
No. I am going to go back with my Joy, to my family, and live my life.
A happy life.
Okay.
Good luck with that.
Thank you so much for coming.
Thank you. Thank your father.
All this time...
...I wasn't looking for you so I could kill you.
I was just looking for someone who could see what I see.
Feel what I feel.
Before, you were asking about "our daughter".
It's crazy.
But it really got me thinking...
What if...
...you had come with me all of those years ago.
And that someone...
...is you.
Evelyn!
You're alive.
Impossible.
- Hello? - Mrs. Wang, where are you?
I mean to not even show up for your appointment.
Shut up.
What did you just say?
I said shut up.
You don't matter.
Whatever I did, I'm sorry.
Nothing matters.
Mrs. Wang!
You are gonna be in serious trouble.
Do you understand?
How you can disrespect...
You want to know what would have happened? "What if?"
We'd wake up everyday.
In a tiny apartment...
Over a failing laundromat.
Think it through.
If you don't mean it...
Please don't give me any false hope.
Happy New Year.
Another year pretending we know what we're doing but really...
...we're just going around in circles.
Doing laundry and taxes, and laundry and taxes.
- No more running. - Excuse me where are the owners?
Oh there you are. Mr. and Mrs. Wang...
...you have left me no option...
...but to authorize the seizure of your personal and your business assets.
- You have to vacate... - Wait Evelyn...
Tell her you already dropped off the paperwork.
You dropped it off, right?
It's just so good you know...
What are you doing? No! No!
My God Chad, I told you she couldn't be trusted.
Evelyn, please calm down.
Within 48 hrs or...
What are you doing?
Everything.
What're you doing?
Not a single moment will go by without every...
...other universe screaming, for your attention.
Never fully there.
- Just a lifetime of fractured moments. - Raccaccoonie!
Contradictions, and confusion.
- Get off me. - Chad don't forget about me.
Here are the papers.
- Oh... Oh officer. - Stay behind me.
With only a few specks of time where anything actually makes any sense.
I've always hated this place.
Evelyn!
Raccaccoonie!
Get off me. Get off!
Evelyn why?
Oh, good you're here too.
Joy?
Where are we?
One of the universes where the conditions weren't right for life to form.
Most of them are like this, actually.
It's nice.
Yeah. You can just sit here, and everything feels really... far away.
Joy?
I'm sorry about ruining everything,
Shhhh.
You don't have to worry about that here.
Just be a rock.
I just feel so stupid-
God! Please. We're all stupid.
Small stupid little humans. It's like our whole deal.
For most of our history we knew the earth was the center of the universe.
We killed and tortured people for saying otherwise.
That is, until we discovered that the Earth is actually revolving around the Sun,
which is just one sun out of a trillion suns.
And now look at us, trying to deal with the fact that all of that exists inside of
one universe out of who knows how many.
Every new discovery, is just a reminder-
We're all small and stupid.
And who knows what great new discovery is coming next...
to make us feel like even smaller pieces of shit.
Language.
Seriously?
I'm joking. That was a joke.
ha ha ha
A big FUCKING joke!
ha ha ha ha ha
Fuck.
What's wrong?
I've been trapped like this for so long...
Experiencing everything...
I was hoping you would see something I didn't...
That you would convince me there was another way.
What are you talking about?
Do you know why I actually built the bagel?
It wasn't to destroy everything.
It was to destroy myself.
I wanted to see if I went in could I finally escape.
Like actually die.
At least this way...
...I don't have to do it alone.
Your numbers were this is out of my league...
Judge Brenner signed...
- She's just having a nice little affair. - Excuse me... Excuse me...
Mr. Wang every person I know is going through a hard time.
- It's a hard time. - Actually, it's true...
Evelyn.
Come back.
Relationship I don't ask for proof...
My silly husband.
Probably making things worse.
Ignore it.
Okay, you can let her go.
You, let her go.
It's okay.
Yes.
Thank you.
Everything is going to be okay.
She's going to give us another week for one last meeting.
How?
- That's impossible. - It's just a statistical inevitability.
It's nothing special.
I don't know...
...I just talked to her.
You think I'm weak, don't you?
All of those years ago when we first fell in love...
...your father would say I was too sweet for my own good.
Maybe he was right.
Please!
Can we... Can we just stop fighting!
You tell me that it's a cruel world...
...and we're all just running around in circles.
I know that.
I've been on this earth just as many days as you.
I know you are all fighting because you are scared and confused.
I'm confused too.
All day...
...I don't know what the heck is going on.
But somehow this feels like it's all my fault.
When I choose to see the good side of things...
...I'm not being naive.
It is strategic and necessary.
It's how I've learned to survive through everything.
I don't know.
The only thing I do know is that we have to be kind.
Please be kind.
Especially, when we don't know what's going on.
I know you see yourself as a fighter.
Well, I see myself as one too.
This is how I fight.
Hey Evelyn!
Bagel.
Evelyn...
You can still turn around and avoid all this.
Please...
Be kind.
It's too late, Waymond.
Don't say that.
Did you see that?
- Check this... - Found it.
What song is this?
Thanks. Thank you for coming.
That's very funny.
- Yeah, that's it? - Yeah!
So, even though you have broken my heart yet again...
...I wanted to say...
In another life...
...I would have really liked just doing laundry, and taxes with you.
I'm sorry too...
Oh!
So cute.
Come on, Evelyn.
Come on.
Oh.
I get it.
Feeling a good thing.
Y'got your hopes up.
So, I'm here to save you some time.
Eventually...
...that all just goes away.
Come on.
I don't care if you come with me.
Enjoy your life.
Evelyn! Evelyn, please no more.
I don't want to hurt you.
Joy come back with me.
Joy!
What did my silly husband say to you?
He told me about your situation.
I remembered when my husband served me papers.
I drove his Kia Forte through my neighbors' kitchen.
You know what I say?
It's called unlovable bitches like us...
...make the world go round.
Don't stop playing.
Play something for me.
That's not true.
- You are not unlovable. - You are not unlovable.
What are you talking about?
There is always something to love.
Even in a stupid, stupid universe where we have hot dogs for fingers...
...we'd get very good with our feet!
Evelyn.
- See? - Yeah, okay.
I feel nothing!
I... I feel...
I feel...
Don't let her stop Jobu.
Open fire!
So stupid.
Stop that!
You aren't supposed to move here. You're just a rock.
There are no rules!
I'm gonna get you!
Don't come near me.
Evelyn...
What are you doing?
I'm learning to fight like you.
You know Evelyn, my wife used to wear that exact same perfume.
God rest her soul.
These are direct indications that there's some impingement of the nervous system.
With a little bit of help he could be seeing things nice and straight.
You might feel a little sore, but everything is looking pretty good.
Thank you.
Clean up in there, all right.
You took everything away from me.
I'm sorry.
Raccaccoonie taught me so much.
I didn't even know how to boil an egg.
And he taught me how to spin it on a spatula.
I'm useless alone.
We are all useless alone.
It's a good thing you're not alone.
Let's go rescue your silly raccoon.
We're gonna do it.
Get out of the way.
Father, what are you doing?
Do not call me father!
You are not my daughter.
Waymond!
Give it up.
He who loves the most regrets the most.
Let's not live in a fantasy.
See?
It's only a matter of time...
- ...before everything balances itself out. - C'mon, c'mon, c'mon!
I can't. I'm sorry Raccaccoonie! I'm sorry.
Evelyn, let her go.
I can't father.
I am no longer willing to do to my daughter what you did to me.
How did you let me go?
How on earth did you do it so easily?
It's okay if you can't be proud of me.
Because I finally am.
You may see in her all of your greatest fears squeezed into one person.
I spent most of her childhood praying she would not end up like me.
But she turned out to be stubborn.
Aimless.
A mess... just like her mother.
But now I see it's okay that she's a mess.
Because just like me...
...the universe gave her someone kind, patient...
...and forgiving to make up for all she lacks.
Father.
This is Becky.
She is Joy's girlfriend.
Girlfriend.
Well maybe you win in this universe. But in another time...
I... beat... you...
Or we tie.
Or we just hang around.
Okay Joy, listen...
Because it's all just a pointless swirling bucket of bullshit.
That bagel is where we finally find peace Evelyn.
Stop calling me Evelyn!
I...
AM.
YOUR.
MOTHER!
Seriously can you please just stop!!
Mom...
...just stop.
Good for you. You're figuring your shit out.
And that's great. I'm really, really... happy for you.
But I'm...
I'm tired.
I don't want to hurt anymore and for some reason when I'm with you it just...
It just hurts the both of us.
So, let's just go our separate ways... okay.
Just let me go.
Okay.
Wait.
You are getting fat.
And you never call me even though we have a family plan.
- What? - And it's free.
You only visit when you need something, and you got a tattoo, and I don't care...
...if it's supposed to represent our family, you know I hate tattoos.
And of all the places I could be why would I want to be here with you?
Yes, you are right.
It doesn't make sense.
- Evelyn... - Stop. That's enough.
Let her finish.
Maybe it's like you said...
...maybe there is something out there...
...some new discovery that'll make us feel like even smaller pieces of shit.
Something that explains why...
...you still went looking for me through all of this noise.
And why no matter what I still want to be here with you.
I will always always...
...want to be here with you.
So... what?
You're just going to ignore everything else?
You could be anything, anywhere.
Why not go somewhere where your...
...where your daughter is more than just this.
Here, all we'll get are a few...
...specks of time where any of this actually makes any sense.
Then I will cherish these few specks of time.
You push the button.
Yeah, there you go.
Feel like I'm 14.
Yeah...
You're a crazy woman.
Takes one to know one.
I'm sorry Raccaccoonie. I'm sorry...
- What are you doing? - Grab my hair.
Girlfriend.
What did he say?
Please give us a chance.
We're a faaaaaaaamily.
This is so awkward.
This is awkward, right?
Do you still want to do your party?
We can do whatever we want.
Nothing matters.
Okay, we're definitely late now guys.
Do you have to bring all these?
Uh hmm.
That needs to go in the bag too.
Taxes suck.
Thank you for the ride Becky.
- Hey, it's good. - Uh hmm. - You got this, okay.
- I'll call you after. - Becky...
...you need to grow your hair.
Wow.
I'll call you later.
Hurry, hurry.
I gotta pee. Hold on.
Okay.
- Hurry. - I need to go too.
Give me your bag.
Okay.
Yes.
I am happy to say I do think things are better.
This is... This is an improvement, and I'm glad that you listened.
But we have a problem.
Because you listened, but you didn't listen.
And that has to do with the Schedule C. You see you did...
Evelyn! Did you hear me?
Sorry.
What did you say?