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I am a good mother.
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I am a good mother.
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THE BIRTHDAY GIFT
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18 HOURS EARLIER
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Some people
take a little longer to grow up.
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But eventually, you get there
and get your emotions under control.
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Learn to drive, man!
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I'm letting go of the stress.
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I'm embracing the calm.
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I am centered.
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I'm definitely not a bad mother.
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You've learned
that you don't need external validation
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to know that you are good enough.
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Because your children
need you as a role model
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to see how a balanced and loving adult
goes through life.
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You remember exactly how it felt
when your own parents messed up.
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- Ouch.
- Dude. Did you smoke pot again?
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Of course not.
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And now I have the chance to be better.
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- Tent's up.
- Thanks, Jenny.
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No need to whistle, Marleni.
We're not dachshunds.
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"Born to live."
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- Yes. Grandpa was in charge of the banner.
- And Grandpa stands by it.
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Right.
The kids will be here in five minutes.
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We still have to prepare a few things.
Let's stick to the plan.
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Games, presents, snake man,
piñata, cake, movie, bed.
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- Yes, Jenny?
- What's a snake man?
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Half man, half snake.
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No, it's a man who brings snakes
that the kids can touch.
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- Yes!
- Boring.
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He's all the rage.
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Mom, I don't want a party. Please.
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Sweetie, we've talked about this
so many times.
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Dr. Hardung says it's a good idea.
Your friends are coming.
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They're not my friends.
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And I feel sick.
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And that is a perfectly valid feeling.
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Your generation worries way too much
about feelings.
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We'd only worry
when you kids stopped breathing.
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Or started to bleed. A lot, I mean.
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They're here.
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Get to your posts!
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- Hello!
- Hello!
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Hello, Theo.
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- Nice to see you all.
- Hello.
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Hello, Simon.
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- Hi.
- Hey, bro. Congrats.
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- Didn't think you'd survive 8.
- Arthur, didn't think you'd come.
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Wouldn't miss it for the world,
Frischmann.
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Sick! That you squeezed that dwarf
out of your vagina nine years ago.
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In the garden there are chips and…
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Mom? When is Uncle Timo coming?
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INCOMING CALL
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Hey, Moonface!
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Theo keeps asking about you, Timo.
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I was stuck in traffic.
Idiots glued their dicks to the highway.
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Those are people who care
about the planet, Timo. Not idiots.
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Well, at least with two,
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the police weren't able
to scrape their foreskin off the road.
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Just hurry up, okay?
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Theo says you promised him
the best present ever?
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The best present is
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that your party is at my awesome crib,
not in your shoebox.
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You do have a present, right?
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Of course I have a present.
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How does Dad like the new house?
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He thinks it's absurd.
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That's all he said?
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He's scared of meeting
another of your crazy girlfriends--
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Marlene,
Sofia isn't "another" of my girlfriends.
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- Promise that you'll give her a chance.
- Yes. And you please behave too.
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If Theo finds some friends,
maybe the bullying will stop.
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No harm in a little bullying.
It builds character.
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Jeez. I'll remind you of that
when you have kids one day.
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Jerk.
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10 TIPS ON HOW TO SUPPORT
YOUR UNPOPULAR CHILD
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"You don't have to be popular
to be valuable."
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Found you, Ms. Frischmann.
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Karl, could you find me again
in 15 minutes?
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Were you watching porn?
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What?
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- No.
- My dad says he has to go to the bathroom.
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And then he watches porn.
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Okay.
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Are you sure this is a good hiding place?
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Has anyone found you yet?
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- No.
- There you go.
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Whoa.
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- What are you watching?
- Breaking Bad, season 4.
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- It's very good.
- Can I watch too?
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No.
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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I need something
that will make a 9-year-old so happy
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that he'll shit his pants.
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Sure.
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We have this. It's popular.
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COLOR OF FRIENDSHIP
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It teaches children about racism.
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Oh no. He's not supposed to learn.
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I mean, is there anything here
that kids just like?
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Yes…
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This. They all like this. It's great.
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"Being nice is my superpower. "
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Deadpool?
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He can repair his own body.
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Wolverine has these claws
made of adamantium.
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Those are superpowers.
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The… Here, the organic wooden owls.
They're handmade.
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Yes, you can tell.
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Don't you have anything here
for a regular human child?
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That box there, I know that one.
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I want that.
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No. That's decoration.
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I'll give you 300 euros.
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- You do know what's inside?
- Yes, that's why I want it.
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Hello.
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It's sad the kids won't make it past 50.
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Dude! Don't listen to what Mom says, Yani.
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I don't think it's that bad, Jen.
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It'll be a nuclear war or climate change.
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Or some disease
that people online think is made up.
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Red light!
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- Sorry, Simon. Your hand moved.
- Got me, Ms. Frischmann.
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You too, Arthur.
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You're as blind as a damn mole.
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Hey, should I talk to your parents?
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- Go see an eye doctor!
- God, they're little terrorists.
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I specifically asked Theo
not to invite him.
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But I insisted on inviting the choirboy.
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His mother is a PTA president.
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Meaning, she is the PTA.
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- You want to be on the PTA?
- I can help Theo that way.
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- Babe, how was it?
- So good.
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- Yeah?
- Yes.
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I think, in a previous life
I was definitely a Norwegian monk.
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Or at least a bald white man.
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Is that what your therapist said?
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Well, that's exciting.
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You should see him too.
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Babe, I love you,
but I'd rather eat my own hands.
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Yeah. That's exactly
what you could talk about in therapy.
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Oh, I love presents.
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- Yeah.
- The heavy ones are the best.
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And up!
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And up!
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Uncle Timo!
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- Happy birthday.
- Thank you.
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- How's the party?
- I just want it to be over.
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I know that feeling. But I have a present.
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I brought a whole lot of presents.
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- Thank you!
- You're welcome!
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My boy.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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It's so nice here.
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No problem, Moonface. Glad you like it.
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How do you like the house, Dad?
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It smells a bit like…
I can't think of the word…
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- Flowers?
- He means wood.
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A slaughterhouse.
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Dad, be nice.
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Dad, Marlene,
this is Sofia, my girlfriend.
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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I'm so happy to meet you all.
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- Thank you for coming.
- I love families.
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- That's him.
- Hi, happy birthday.
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- Thanks.
- Theo, and over there are Lucas and Jenny.
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They're school friends.
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- Hey.
- They're helping me.
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And our father, Hans.
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Yes.
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Hello.
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Don't you want to say hello, Dad?
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What's that on your ear?
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- Headphones.
- Underneath.
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Those are earrings.
You can see that, Timo.
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Huh? I didn't take him to the piercer.
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I took myself there. I'm a big boy.
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Well, I think it looks great.
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Yeah, well, it's not your dad who thinks
he's the new George Michael.
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Who's George Michael?
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A very talented homosexual
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who sang a beautiful song about Christmas.
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Okay. Can I open my presents now?
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I'd kill my mom for a ride like that.
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- I'd drown my whole family.
- Children!
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I'd cut my two grandmas open
and stuff them in a suitcase.
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All right.
All serial killers, inside please.
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Come on.
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Jeez…
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Hey.
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Can I take the baby
for a test drive later?
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Dad?
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Dad, are you coming?
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BEING NICE IS MY SUPERPOWER
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Here, for you.
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Thank you.
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Look, asshole.
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Look, asshole.
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Okay, this is from Uncle Timo.
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Mom!
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Shit!
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That's the PTA president.
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- Hello!
- Am I too early?
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Well, it's a sleepover.
Technically you're a whole day early.
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- Howdy.
- Hi.
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It's great though.
I think Simon's been missing you.
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- I have!
- Marlene.
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You just said "sleepover" by mistake.
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You meant it's over in an hour, right?
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No, it's a sleepover.
The kids are sleeping here.
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Would you like a coffee?
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I don't drink coffee. Irritable bowel.
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Mom.
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Sorry, sweetie.
Theo was about to open his last present.
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Whoa! Cool!
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Dude, that's fucking sick.
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Arthur, language.
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Mom, look what Uncle Timo gave me.
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Okay. Stop!
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Put the gun down.
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- It's a dummy.
- I feel sick just looking at it.
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Okay, let's all relax.
It's just for fun. Okay?
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Die, you stupid terrorists!
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Yes!
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Theo! Would you give me the gun
for a moment?
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What? Why?
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It's just that…
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Touch me, and I'll tell everyone
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about the wobbly dick in your sock drawer.
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Theo…
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It's not nice to tell lies.
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Taking away the gun that someone
just got as a gift isn't nice either.
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- Come on, give me the gun.
- No.
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- Yes.
- No!
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- Marlene, let go.
- Dad, stay out of this.
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If you don't let go now,
no phone for one month!
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What are you doing?
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Did you hurt yourself?
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All good. Nothing happened. Thank you.
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I'll do this. Don't worry.
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Timo, can you give me a hand
in the kitchen?
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Sure.
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I wanted to talk to you too.
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- Are you out of your mind?
- Me?
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Yes, you just…
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You just wrecked my bar.
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You promised not to ruin this.
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Then you roll in like a trashy rapper
and give Theo a gun.
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- Yeah.
- In front of everyone.
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Including the PTA president.
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Marlene, chill. It's just a toy.
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It's not just a toy. It's a toy gun.
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What will it be next year? Kiddy cocaine?
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Marlene.
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Whoever hears this is weird!
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Whoever hears this is weird.
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- It's my turn now.
- But…
00:13:31.208 --> 00:13:34.000 align:center
If my kid got such a present,
I'd call the police.
00:13:34.083 --> 00:13:35.875 align:center
I think Marlene handled it well.
00:13:35.958 --> 00:13:38.666 align:center
She needs to give the kid
more room to breathe.
00:13:40.541 --> 00:13:42.375 align:center
So, Mr. Frischmann…
00:13:43.041 --> 00:13:46.125 align:center
Timo told me you were in Peru.
00:13:50.125 --> 00:13:51.083 align:center
Yeah.
00:13:51.708 --> 00:13:54.291 align:center
When my wife died, I went into the jungle
00:13:54.375 --> 00:13:57.541 align:center
and took ayahuasca
with an Asháninka shaman.
00:13:59.416 --> 00:14:00.583 align:center
How was it?
00:14:01.875 --> 00:14:06.041 align:center
Well… I could see myself.
00:14:06.750 --> 00:14:10.958 align:center
How I was floating
in a huge, glowing womb.
00:14:11.041 --> 00:14:12.250 align:center
- Cool.
- Marlene.
00:14:12.333 --> 00:14:14.250 align:center
Not every weapon is bad per se.
00:14:14.333 --> 00:14:17.458 align:center
A weapon is first and foremost a tool.
00:14:17.958 --> 00:14:20.750 align:center
Like a wrench.
00:14:20.833 --> 00:14:24.541 align:center
Because so many people
are killed with wrenches.
00:14:30.416 --> 00:14:32.500 align:center
He was shot with an AR-15.
00:14:32.583 --> 00:14:35.250 align:center
Should the Navy Seals
have thrown a scented sachet?
00:14:35.333 --> 00:14:38.166 align:center
Theo will definitely use this
to hunt terrorists.
00:14:38.250 --> 00:14:40.916 align:center
You're right, he won't.
Because it's a toy!
00:14:41.000 --> 00:14:42.458 align:center
It's not just a toy!
00:14:46.416 --> 00:14:48.125 align:center
It stands for war and violence.
00:14:48.208 --> 00:14:50.416 align:center
And boys are into war and violence.
00:14:50.500 --> 00:14:54.583 align:center
They're talked into it by dumb uncles
who get their opinions from YouTube.
00:15:01.208 --> 00:15:04.791 align:center
I thought he could play
cowboys and Indians.
00:15:04.875 --> 00:15:06.083 align:center
Great idea.
00:15:06.166 --> 00:15:07.291 align:center
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
00:15:07.375 --> 00:15:09.875 align:center
My son can pretend
to be a violent colonizer.
00:15:09.958 --> 00:15:13.666 align:center
- And have an Indigenous sex slave.
- They all got along.
00:15:14.625 --> 00:15:15.750 align:center
Get real, Timo.
00:15:17.625 --> 00:15:20.583 align:center
And then, out of nowhere, I heard a voice.
00:15:20.666 --> 00:15:23.041 align:center
It sounded a bit like Jürgen Klinsmann.
00:15:23.708 --> 00:15:25.541 align:center
And? What did it say?
00:15:26.375 --> 00:15:28.416 align:center
That I'm free and have been forgiven.
00:15:28.500 --> 00:15:29.916 align:center
And that it's my duty
00:15:30.000 --> 00:15:35.166 align:center
to bear testimony to the universe
in its majestic truthfulness.
00:15:35.250 --> 00:15:36.250 align:center
Impressive.
00:15:38.625 --> 00:15:40.375 align:center
Sorry, what was your name again?
00:15:43.458 --> 00:15:44.666 align:center
Simon's mom.
00:15:47.666 --> 00:15:48.958 align:center
FIGHT BETWEEN SIBLINGS
00:15:49.041 --> 00:15:51.958 align:center
Why do you always put down
everything I like?
00:15:52.458 --> 00:15:55.291 align:center
Sorry that I'm not
into macho show-offs with guns.
00:15:55.375 --> 00:15:58.083 align:center
I'm not showing off.
I know how to handle weapons.
00:15:58.166 --> 00:16:00.416 align:center
Timo, you've never held one in your life.
00:16:00.500 --> 00:16:02.000 align:center
Yeah, I have.
00:16:02.083 --> 00:16:05.750 align:center
You're not a cowboy.
You can handle Excel, and that's it.
00:16:06.250 --> 00:16:08.416 align:center
Why are you so afraid
00:16:08.500 --> 00:16:11.875 align:center
of Theo having
a strong male role model in his life?
00:16:11.958 --> 00:16:14.500 align:center
Why must a strong role model be male?
00:16:20.041 --> 00:16:21.041 align:center
Wait.
00:16:32.875 --> 00:16:36.333 align:center
That's exactly what kids his age are into.
00:16:36.416 --> 00:16:38.000 align:center
Hamsters with glasses.
00:16:40.750 --> 00:16:42.333 align:center
It was supposed to be a Minion.
00:16:47.083 --> 00:16:49.833 align:center
Yes, it's a Minion. I can tell from here.
00:16:49.916 --> 00:16:53.250 align:center
Here it's a hamster and there a Minion.
I can tell.
00:16:53.333 --> 00:16:55.375 align:center
A Minion who's been through a lot.
00:16:55.458 --> 00:16:56.875 align:center
- Poor guy.
- You're stupid.
00:16:58.375 --> 00:16:59.291 align:center
Truce?
00:17:00.333 --> 00:17:01.333 align:center
Truce.
00:17:04.166 --> 00:17:05.541 align:center
Rock, paper, scissors.
00:17:07.291 --> 00:17:10.333 align:center
- Man, you always do it so hard.
- Wait.
00:17:11.791 --> 00:17:13.458 align:center
I have to show you something.
00:17:17.916 --> 00:17:18.833 align:center
Mom's ring?
00:17:18.916 --> 00:17:23.750 align:center
Yes. That's why I don't want
a whole lot of dwarves here tonight.
00:17:24.250 --> 00:17:26.000 align:center
Just send them home.
00:17:27.541 --> 00:17:29.208 align:center
- We had a deal.
- Nope.
00:17:29.291 --> 00:17:31.125 align:center
- Yes.
- No.
00:17:31.208 --> 00:17:32.458 align:center
- Yes.
- No.
00:17:32.541 --> 00:17:33.541 align:center
- Yes.
- No.
00:17:33.625 --> 00:17:34.458 align:center
- Yes!
- Marlene!
00:17:34.541 --> 00:17:35.500 align:center
Timo!
00:17:36.416 --> 00:17:38.416 align:center
Go to a hotel then. I'll pay.
00:17:38.500 --> 00:17:40.291 align:center
- With Dad and six children?
- Yes.
00:17:40.375 --> 00:17:42.125 align:center
Yeah? And what do I say?
00:17:42.208 --> 00:17:45.000 align:center
"Hi, we're human traffickers.
Do you have a room?"
00:17:45.083 --> 00:17:47.166 align:center
I have to propose to her today.
00:17:47.250 --> 00:17:50.291 align:center
Sofia flies to Chile in the morning,
for three months.
00:17:51.000 --> 00:17:51.958 align:center
Please.
00:17:54.000 --> 00:17:55.000 align:center
Shit.
00:17:55.083 --> 00:17:56.583 align:center
- The snake man.
- What?
00:18:02.666 --> 00:18:03.916 align:center
Just hang it up.
00:18:04.000 --> 00:18:07.750 align:center
Mom, I don't want a snake man.
I just want my weapon back.
00:18:07.833 --> 00:18:10.541 align:center
- But you love snakes.
- No. Pandas.
00:18:10.625 --> 00:18:13.250 align:center
Sweetie, you did
a whole project on snakes.
00:18:13.333 --> 00:18:15.458 align:center
Pandas were already taken.
00:18:15.541 --> 00:18:17.458 align:center
But there is no panda man, okay?
00:18:17.541 --> 00:18:20.041 align:center
And there might be ten pandas
left in the world
00:18:20.125 --> 00:18:21.666 align:center
who'll likely bite your face.
00:18:21.750 --> 00:18:23.708 align:center
So please join the others, okay?
00:18:28.500 --> 00:18:30.375 align:center
I love organizing.
00:18:31.666 --> 00:18:32.916 align:center
I can't see anything!
00:18:36.666 --> 00:18:39.458 align:center
I think if I were in the PTA, I would…
00:18:39.541 --> 00:18:42.791 align:center
Marlene, sorry. We can't talk
about the election here, okay?
00:18:42.875 --> 00:18:44.333 align:center
Yes. Sure.
00:18:45.500 --> 00:18:49.125 align:center
- I just think I could achieve a lot…
- Yes. Fine, Marlene.
00:18:49.208 --> 00:18:50.333 align:center
…for the kids.
00:18:57.666 --> 00:18:58.916 align:center
Oh my God!
00:19:02.208 --> 00:19:03.208 align:center
Theo?
00:19:04.458 --> 00:19:06.625 align:center
Wait! You can't film the kids.
00:19:06.708 --> 00:19:09.166 align:center
Not without the parents' consent.
00:19:09.250 --> 00:19:11.791 align:center
Oh. But this is my son's birthday party.
00:19:12.375 --> 00:19:16.166 align:center
Still, it's only legal if you blur
the faces of the other kids.
00:19:16.250 --> 00:19:19.541 align:center
- Ah.
- Simon. Honey.
00:19:20.708 --> 00:19:21.791 align:center
Cover your face.
00:19:22.291 --> 00:19:23.583 align:center
I can't see anything.
00:19:23.666 --> 00:19:25.541 align:center
All other kids.
00:19:26.666 --> 00:19:27.750 align:center
All other kids!
00:19:29.333 --> 00:19:30.333 align:center
Do this.
00:19:33.875 --> 00:19:35.833 align:center
There you go. Go ahead.
00:19:38.125 --> 00:19:40.083 align:center
Simon, get away from that screen.
00:19:42.375 --> 00:19:44.291 align:center
- Can I try now?
- Sure, come on.
00:19:51.625 --> 00:19:53.583 align:center
He was abandoned in the jungle.
00:19:53.666 --> 00:19:55.916 align:center
He was raised by snakes.
00:19:56.000 --> 00:19:59.541 align:center
And now he is the Snake Man.
00:20:01.708 --> 00:20:05.000 align:center
Ladies and gentlemen, it's true.
I was raised by snakes.
00:20:05.083 --> 00:20:07.666 align:center
That's why I move like a snake.
00:20:08.291 --> 00:20:10.583 align:center
And I think like a snake.
00:20:13.416 --> 00:20:15.750 align:center
They're fake! The teeth are fake!
00:20:15.833 --> 00:20:18.750 align:center
- Yes, they are.
- Yeah.
00:20:26.666 --> 00:20:27.625 align:center
Right.
00:20:28.125 --> 00:20:30.166 align:center
Whose birthday is it today?
00:20:36.750 --> 00:20:37.916 align:center
What are you saying?
00:20:39.833 --> 00:20:41.416 align:center
Sure, I'll ask.
00:20:42.125 --> 00:20:45.500 align:center
My little friend here would like to know
what presents you got.
00:20:46.708 --> 00:20:47.708 align:center
A weapon.
00:20:48.333 --> 00:20:49.208 align:center
Not bad.
00:20:49.291 --> 00:20:52.083 align:center
But he can't have it
because his mom is a fucking bitch.
00:20:52.166 --> 00:20:53.291 align:center
At least he has a mom.
00:20:53.375 --> 00:20:55.833 align:center
I do too,
but she's on a houseboat in Venice.
00:20:55.916 --> 00:20:57.041 align:center
- Liar!
- Dickhead!
00:20:57.125 --> 00:20:59.125 align:center
Hey, knock it off.
00:20:59.208 --> 00:21:00.250 align:center
Right.
00:21:00.791 --> 00:21:02.666 align:center
Who'd like to touch the snake?
00:21:04.458 --> 00:21:05.958 align:center
What about the birthday boy?
00:21:13.750 --> 00:21:15.333 align:center
Come on, sweetie, be brave.
00:21:25.541 --> 00:21:26.958 align:center
Want to put it on?
00:21:28.958 --> 00:21:30.166 align:center
You can do it.
00:21:31.833 --> 00:21:34.291 align:center
- Yes, look over to Mom.
- I want to. Man.
00:21:34.375 --> 00:21:35.416 align:center
Man!
00:21:35.500 --> 00:21:37.125 align:center
- I want too.
- Is it poisonous?
00:21:37.208 --> 00:21:39.166 align:center
Hello? Hi!
00:21:39.666 --> 00:21:42.083 align:center
- How are you?
- …please take it off.
00:21:42.166 --> 00:21:44.166 align:center
- Yes.
- Your camera is still on.
00:21:45.791 --> 00:21:47.166 align:center
Bye.
00:21:49.958 --> 00:21:50.875 align:center
And?
00:21:52.291 --> 00:21:53.750 align:center
What do you think of her?
00:21:53.833 --> 00:21:56.458 align:center
Yeah… Different from what I thought.
00:21:57.041 --> 00:21:58.916 align:center
She's fucking awesome.
00:21:59.000 --> 00:22:01.208 align:center
Still, are you sure you want to propose?
00:22:02.083 --> 00:22:06.416 align:center
Marlene, last year work sucked so much
that I wanted to pack it all in.
00:22:06.500 --> 00:22:08.041 align:center
Jesus, Timo.
00:22:08.125 --> 00:22:12.583 align:center
And then one day, I'm on the train,
and this woman sits in front of me.
00:22:12.666 --> 00:22:15.166 align:center
Just like that. Grinning at me.
00:22:15.250 --> 00:22:17.625 align:center
That woman just saved my ass.
00:22:19.333 --> 00:22:20.333 align:center
Okay.
00:22:21.458 --> 00:22:23.583 align:center
If you're really sure about the proposal,
00:22:23.666 --> 00:22:25.708 align:center
help me make the party go smoothly
00:22:26.708 --> 00:22:28.333 align:center
until Simon's mom is gone.
00:22:28.875 --> 00:22:31.250 align:center
I'll have the kids in bed by nine. Deal?
00:22:32.166 --> 00:22:33.166 align:center
Deal.
00:22:33.750 --> 00:22:37.000 align:center
Although I never said
that sleepover nonsense was okay.
00:22:37.500 --> 00:22:40.333 align:center
- Hey, are you crazy?
- Uncle Timo!
00:22:40.416 --> 00:22:43.291 align:center
Grandpa! It peed on me!
00:22:44.416 --> 00:22:45.625 align:center
It's all right.
00:22:46.125 --> 00:22:47.958 align:center
- All good.
- Oh dear.
00:22:48.833 --> 00:22:50.000 align:center
All good, sweetie.
00:22:50.083 --> 00:22:51.416 align:center
- What's up?
- I'll clean it.
00:22:51.500 --> 00:22:53.625 align:center
Tell the snake man to leave. Please.
00:22:54.208 --> 00:22:56.208 align:center
He's leaving soon, okay? I promise.
00:22:57.000 --> 00:22:58.250 align:center
Where's the bathroom?
00:22:58.333 --> 00:23:00.625 align:center
Through the living room,
left at the entrance.
00:23:00.708 --> 00:23:03.250 align:center
- I'll come.
- Go to your friends. Be right there.
00:23:03.333 --> 00:23:08.000 align:center
- Is there somewhere I can change Yani?
- Sure. The first floor has two bathrooms.
00:23:08.083 --> 00:23:12.791 align:center
And there's a very large bathroom
on the third floor, by the sauna.
00:23:12.875 --> 00:23:14.166 align:center
- Four bathrooms?
- Yeah.
00:23:14.250 --> 00:23:15.875 align:center
But only one ass.
00:23:16.666 --> 00:23:19.416 align:center
Can you keep an eye on the kids?
We'll get the piñata.
00:23:20.125 --> 00:23:21.208 align:center
Sure.
00:23:21.291 --> 00:23:23.583 align:center
So, now, that's enough.
00:23:23.666 --> 00:23:27.708 align:center
It's time for the snake man
to have a nice little puff.
00:23:27.791 --> 00:23:31.916 align:center
Hey, how about the two of us
take the 911 for a spin?
00:23:33.041 --> 00:23:34.166 align:center
I'll join you.
00:23:52.333 --> 00:23:54.625 align:center
Goodness, what happened in here?
00:23:54.708 --> 00:23:56.583 align:center
Why hasn't he had it cleared out?
00:23:56.666 --> 00:23:59.250 align:center
Stop beating him up all the time.
00:23:59.333 --> 00:24:01.583 align:center
He just wants you to be proud of him.
00:24:04.250 --> 00:24:05.875 align:center
I know exactly what he wants.
00:24:05.958 --> 00:24:08.458 align:center
What do you do
that you can afford such a place?
00:24:08.541 --> 00:24:10.791 align:center
I'm an FX trader at Deutsche Bank.
00:24:12.083 --> 00:24:14.291 align:center
That's, like, currency trading.
00:24:15.708 --> 00:24:18.166 align:center
Wait, can you hook me up with a job there?
00:24:25.166 --> 00:24:26.291 align:center
Not really.
00:24:26.375 --> 00:24:28.791 align:center
- He wants to propose to her.
- To whom?
00:24:29.625 --> 00:24:31.375 align:center
Sofia, Dad.
00:24:31.458 --> 00:24:33.541 align:center
That's why you gave him Mom's ring.
00:24:33.625 --> 00:24:34.750 align:center
Yeah, right.
00:24:35.500 --> 00:24:36.416 align:center
Here.
00:24:36.916 --> 00:24:38.833 align:center
Why are piñatas always llamas?
00:24:39.416 --> 00:24:42.833 align:center
I mean, what did they do
to deserve being beaten up?
00:24:42.916 --> 00:24:44.291 align:center
No idea, Dad.
00:24:44.791 --> 00:24:48.208 align:center
I once went on a trip with llamas
in the Andes. They're friendly.
00:24:49.041 --> 00:24:50.875 align:center
Leave me alone! Go away!
00:24:52.791 --> 00:24:54.166 align:center
No! Leave me alone!
00:24:55.250 --> 00:24:56.583 align:center
Get it out!
00:24:56.666 --> 00:24:59.125 align:center
Get it out! It's crawling toward my dick!
00:25:00.125 --> 00:25:02.083 align:center
- It's biting my dick!
- Hey! Champ!
00:25:02.875 --> 00:25:04.125 align:center
Champ, are you okay?
00:25:04.208 --> 00:25:05.291 align:center
No!
00:25:07.041 --> 00:25:08.583 align:center
Don't you want to catch it?
00:25:08.666 --> 00:25:11.791 align:center
Nah, I'll buy a new one.
This one's halfway to Hamburg.
00:25:11.875 --> 00:25:15.041 align:center
- It's not venomous, right?
- No, those are green.
00:25:15.541 --> 00:25:16.958 align:center
What about cobras?
00:25:17.541 --> 00:25:20.416 align:center
- What about them?
- They aren't green either.
00:25:20.916 --> 00:25:22.125 align:center
They're not?
00:25:22.208 --> 00:25:24.416 align:center
You were supposed to watch them, Timo!
00:25:24.916 --> 00:25:26.291 align:center
I'll go pack up.
00:25:27.083 --> 00:25:28.458 align:center
Did it bite you?
00:25:28.541 --> 00:25:30.041 align:center
- No.
- Come.
00:25:30.750 --> 00:25:32.208 align:center
I can do this on my own.
00:25:32.875 --> 00:25:34.916 align:center
- Who did this?
- No one.
00:25:35.625 --> 00:25:38.041 align:center
You didn't put it in there yourself.
00:25:40.583 --> 00:25:43.625 align:center
- Who did it?
- Don't worry. I'll handle it.
00:25:47.416 --> 00:25:48.791 align:center
Hey, did someone…
00:25:49.416 --> 00:25:51.125 align:center
Have you been smoking pot?
00:25:51.208 --> 00:25:52.541 align:center
- What?
- Timo.
00:25:52.625 --> 00:25:54.666 align:center
Huh, me? Nah.
00:25:54.750 --> 00:25:57.208 align:center
No. It's him.
00:25:57.291 --> 00:25:59.166 align:center
He was smoking pot!
00:26:01.083 --> 00:26:02.875 align:center
You stink.
00:26:09.750 --> 00:26:13.458 align:center
We have to report this snake man
to the police and put an end to this.
00:26:13.541 --> 00:26:16.833 align:center
- Yeah, that's a good idea.
- Accidents happen at every party.
00:26:16.916 --> 00:26:18.833 align:center
If I were on the PTA…
00:26:18.916 --> 00:26:24.875 align:center
Marlene, once again.
We can't talk about the vote here. Okay?
00:26:24.958 --> 00:26:27.208 align:center
- Simon, honey, move back 30 feet.
- Marlene.
00:26:27.291 --> 00:26:30.291 align:center
These toy weapons are really bad, right?
00:26:30.375 --> 00:26:34.166 align:center
But beating a donkey
until its guts fly out is totally okay.
00:26:34.250 --> 00:26:36.041 align:center
Timo, you know this is different.
00:26:36.125 --> 00:26:38.625 align:center
And a piñata bat is not a weapon of war.
00:26:39.458 --> 00:26:41.458 align:center
Toy weapons aren't either.
00:26:44.083 --> 00:26:45.208 align:center
God, here he comes.
00:26:45.291 --> 00:26:47.750 align:center
How about a knife to slit the beast open?
00:26:47.833 --> 00:26:49.625 align:center
No knives on the piñata.
00:26:49.708 --> 00:26:51.916 align:center
Okay, Frischmann. Relax.
00:26:52.000 --> 00:26:55.416 align:center
- He's going to bash someone's head in.
- Relax.
00:26:56.833 --> 00:27:00.791 align:center
Right. All the kids who aren't up,
please move back five steps.
00:27:01.291 --> 00:27:07.541 align:center
One. Two. Three. Four.
00:27:08.250 --> 00:27:09.250 align:center
And five.
00:27:13.666 --> 00:27:15.208 align:center
Frischmann. For you.
00:27:32.625 --> 00:27:34.625 align:center
It was an accident, Mom Simon.
00:27:34.708 --> 00:27:36.791 align:center
Accident? Are you kidding me?
00:27:36.875 --> 00:27:38.208 align:center
- Do I look stupid?
- Yes.
00:27:40.791 --> 00:27:43.541 align:center
Don't worry.
It's worse if they don't scream.
00:27:43.625 --> 00:27:46.291 align:center
- He needs to go to a hospital.
- He's better already.
00:27:46.375 --> 00:27:49.041 align:center
Shouldn't we prop something up? His head?
00:27:49.125 --> 00:27:50.583 align:center
Why the head, baby?
00:27:50.666 --> 00:27:53.500 align:center
Or the feet.
Something should be propped up.
00:27:56.750 --> 00:27:57.958 align:center
Are you okay?
00:27:59.625 --> 00:28:03.208 align:center
I think you deserve
a really big slice of birthday cake now.
00:28:13.875 --> 00:28:18.166 align:center
Happy birthday to you
00:28:18.250 --> 00:28:21.791 align:center
Happy birthday to you
00:28:21.875 --> 00:28:26.791 align:center
Happy birthday, dear Theo
00:28:26.875 --> 00:28:30.416 align:center
Happy birthday to you
00:28:34.875 --> 00:28:37.250 align:center
- Come on, blow them out.
- And make a wish.
00:28:38.458 --> 00:28:40.625 align:center
- Yes!
- Yes!
00:28:40.708 --> 00:28:42.750 align:center
Bang, bang, bang, bang!
00:28:43.250 --> 00:28:44.416 align:center
Come with me.
00:28:45.958 --> 00:28:47.125 align:center
Let go!
00:28:48.375 --> 00:28:50.291 align:center
Sweetie. What did I tell you?
00:28:50.375 --> 00:28:52.041 align:center
To play with my Legos.
00:28:52.125 --> 00:28:55.500 align:center
Exactly. By that I meant
you should build a house or… a sheep.
00:28:55.583 --> 00:28:57.500 align:center
Why would I build a sheep?
00:28:57.583 --> 00:28:59.416 align:center
Why a gun?
00:29:00.000 --> 00:29:01.375 align:center
Because they're cool.
00:29:01.458 --> 00:29:04.750 align:center
What, sweetie, is cool about a device
that kills people?
00:29:05.333 --> 00:29:06.375 align:center
I don't know.
00:29:06.458 --> 00:29:08.375 align:center
Maybe because it makes heads explode.
00:29:08.458 --> 00:29:11.250 align:center
Marlene, leave the boy alone.
It's his birthday.
00:29:11.333 --> 00:29:14.250 align:center
- Not now, Dad.
- Boys like things that go bang.
00:29:16.625 --> 00:29:18.458 align:center
This sexism is the problem.
00:29:18.541 --> 00:29:21.541 align:center
That's why Timo could do kickboxing
and I had to do ballet.
00:29:21.625 --> 00:29:22.791 align:center
You loved ballet.
00:29:22.875 --> 00:29:24.208 align:center
Why do you think that?
00:29:24.291 --> 00:29:27.958 align:center
- You had all the ballet stuff.
- Because you bought it for me!
00:29:28.041 --> 00:29:30.208 align:center
I liked math,
but Timo joined the math club.
00:29:30.291 --> 00:29:33.083 align:center
Despite having
absolutely zero talent for math.
00:29:33.166 --> 00:29:35.000 align:center
Nonsense. He was good with numbers.
00:29:35.083 --> 00:29:36.875 align:center
His high school average was a C-!
00:29:36.958 --> 00:29:40.208 align:center
Firstly, everyone can hear you.
The tent is like toilet paper.
00:29:40.291 --> 00:29:42.625 align:center
Secondly, fuck you.
Ms. Lorenz ruined my grade.
00:29:42.708 --> 00:29:45.041 align:center
- I have worked hard.
- And I haven't?
00:29:45.125 --> 00:29:48.208 align:center
- It's not about you. It's about me!
- Look who's talking!
00:29:48.291 --> 00:29:50.958 align:center
That's the problem.
You only talk about yourself.
00:29:51.041 --> 00:29:52.875 align:center
What is this? You're just different.
00:29:52.958 --> 00:29:55.458 align:center
No, we were treated differently!
00:29:55.541 --> 00:29:58.625 align:center
- By a nutcase with a ring in his ear!
- Two.
00:29:59.208 --> 00:30:02.833 align:center
I'm taking Simon home.
This verbal violence is not good for him.
00:30:02.916 --> 00:30:05.291 align:center
It's fine. We were just talking!
00:30:10.583 --> 00:30:12.500 align:center
We're going back to the tent now.
00:30:12.583 --> 00:30:16.916 align:center
You blow out your candles
and make friends with the others, okay?
00:30:17.000 --> 00:30:19.333 align:center
- I hate them!
- You don't. Give me the gun.
00:30:19.416 --> 00:30:21.541 align:center
No, it's mine. I built it.
00:30:21.625 --> 00:30:24.041 align:center
Sweetie, I really don't have the patience.
00:30:24.708 --> 00:30:25.791 align:center
No!
00:30:31.250 --> 00:30:32.250 align:center
Theo.
00:30:32.958 --> 00:30:34.333 align:center
I hate beavers!
00:30:37.000 --> 00:30:40.708 align:center
- Enough. If anything, it's a hamster.
- I hate them even more!
00:30:42.416 --> 00:30:44.000 align:center
- Give me your phone.
- No!
00:30:44.083 --> 00:30:47.333 align:center
- I warned you.
- Okay. There!
00:30:49.875 --> 00:30:51.708 align:center
- I'll go.
- Respect.
00:30:52.333 --> 00:30:54.333 align:center
And that on his birthday.
00:30:55.000 --> 00:30:58.916 align:center
Hey. One more line like that
and I'll smack you. Understood?
00:30:59.000 --> 00:31:00.666 align:center
Timo, you can't threaten a child.
00:31:00.750 --> 00:31:02.708 align:center
It's the only language they understand.
00:31:02.791 --> 00:31:04.666 align:center
Threatening a child is a crime.
00:31:04.750 --> 00:31:06.291 align:center
He screwed up!
00:31:06.375 --> 00:31:09.625 align:center
They don't get what they're saying.
Their brains aren't developed.
00:31:09.708 --> 00:31:11.666 align:center
Your brain isn't developed, Frischmann.
00:31:11.750 --> 00:31:14.708 align:center
Tell me, who taught you
to be such an asshole, huh?
00:31:15.208 --> 00:31:17.416 align:center
- I think your mama.
- Don't talk about my mom.
00:31:17.500 --> 00:31:20.041 align:center
Why? Is her head as bloated as yours?
00:31:22.750 --> 00:31:24.833 align:center
- Timo!
- Are you crazy?
00:31:24.916 --> 00:31:27.041 align:center
- You can't…
- He talked about my mother!
00:31:27.125 --> 00:31:29.166 align:center
- My Levi's!
- Said she had a bloated head…
00:31:29.250 --> 00:31:31.166 align:center
- I'll call the cops!
- He insulted her!
00:31:31.250 --> 00:31:32.958 align:center
Enough!
00:31:37.458 --> 00:31:38.458 align:center
Sorry.
00:31:39.000 --> 00:31:42.041 align:center
I didn't mean to yell. That's enough.
00:31:42.125 --> 00:31:44.958 align:center
Marlene. You can't do this alone.
00:31:45.041 --> 00:31:46.416 align:center
I'll stay the night.
00:31:47.625 --> 00:31:50.916 align:center
- Never ever.
- Take a break. I'll take the kids inside.
00:31:53.416 --> 00:31:58.708 align:center
- Food and sleeping bags are by the TV.
- Kids, let's go! Come on. Simon, honey.
00:32:00.166 --> 00:32:01.916 align:center
Come on. Out.
00:32:05.833 --> 00:32:06.833 align:center
Babe.
00:32:21.083 --> 00:32:22.083 align:center
Theo?
00:32:38.541 --> 00:32:40.625 align:center
LACK OF IMPULSE CONTROL
00:32:40.708 --> 00:32:42.333 align:center
You're the love of my life.
00:32:43.375 --> 00:32:45.916 align:center
And that's why I want to ask you…
00:32:49.333 --> 00:32:50.583 align:center
Will you marry me?
00:32:55.541 --> 00:32:57.291 align:center
Look, asshole!
00:33:28.791 --> 00:33:29.791 align:center
Theo?
00:33:31.875 --> 00:33:32.875 align:center
Theo!
00:33:40.625 --> 00:33:41.541 align:center
Thank you.
00:33:43.666 --> 00:33:46.833 align:center
Marlene, I saw Theo throw away his phone.
00:33:46.916 --> 00:33:49.125 align:center
So you really gave him one?
00:33:49.208 --> 00:33:50.250 align:center
Yes.
00:33:50.333 --> 00:33:52.166 align:center
I know it's not ideal.
00:33:52.250 --> 00:33:54.458 align:center
But he uses it
to stay in touch with his dad.
00:33:54.541 --> 00:33:56.708 align:center
Also to listen to music…
00:33:56.791 --> 00:33:59.500 align:center
And you have no concerns
about what he might watch?
00:33:59.583 --> 00:34:01.541 align:center
She means porn, Frischmann.
00:34:01.625 --> 00:34:03.333 align:center
Yes. Thank you, Arthur.
00:34:03.833 --> 00:34:05.916 align:center
- I trust my son.
- And porn is normal.
00:34:06.000 --> 00:34:07.791 align:center
Porn is not normal at all.
00:34:07.875 --> 00:34:09.958 align:center
Maybe not the kind you watch.
00:34:10.041 --> 00:34:11.500 align:center
I can't find Theo.
00:34:12.083 --> 00:34:15.125 align:center
I searched the garden
and the whole house. He's nowhere.
00:34:15.666 --> 00:34:16.875 align:center
Shit, I have his phone.
00:34:16.958 --> 00:34:19.125 align:center
Right. I'm calling the police.
00:34:19.208 --> 00:34:23.208 align:center
No, it's fine. He always hides
when things get too much for him.
00:34:26.083 --> 00:34:27.083 align:center
Theo!
00:34:27.791 --> 00:34:30.625 align:center
- Theo?
- Theo!
00:34:33.458 --> 00:34:36.625 align:center
Typical man. Freak out,
react with violence and run away.
00:34:36.708 --> 00:34:38.916 align:center
Dude, Jenny. Chill. He's 9 years old.
00:34:39.000 --> 00:34:40.791 align:center
- Theo!
- Theo?
00:34:43.125 --> 00:34:46.625 align:center
Imagine, in a few years,
we'll be throwing parties for Yani.
00:34:46.708 --> 00:34:49.083 align:center
- Don't even start, Lucas.
- Start what?
00:34:49.166 --> 00:34:51.208 align:center
Pretending that all is cute and harmless
00:34:51.291 --> 00:34:54.583 align:center
and bringing a resource-hungry child
into a burning world is fine.
00:34:54.666 --> 00:34:56.583 align:center
But Yani is already here.
00:34:56.666 --> 00:34:59.666 align:center
Yeah, that's not my fault.
I told you to pull out.
00:35:00.458 --> 00:35:02.416 align:center
- Dude.
- Theo!
00:35:07.166 --> 00:35:08.166 align:center
Theo?
00:35:12.666 --> 00:35:15.791 align:center
Theo, champ, everything's okay! Come out!
00:35:17.916 --> 00:35:20.666 align:center
What you did to the boy
was really not okay, Timo.
00:35:20.750 --> 00:35:23.958 align:center
Babe, I know that. I overreacted. Okay?
00:35:24.500 --> 00:35:26.666 align:center
Would you knock our own kids over too?
00:35:26.750 --> 00:35:28.666 align:center
No, of course not.
00:35:31.625 --> 00:35:33.875 align:center
All this is from the previous owner?
00:35:35.791 --> 00:35:37.000 align:center
Tell me…
00:35:37.083 --> 00:35:41.083 align:center
- You were really in a math club?
- No. I just said that to annoy Marlene.
00:35:41.166 --> 00:35:42.250 align:center
Why?
00:35:42.333 --> 00:35:47.208 align:center
Because I was mad. She got to go dancing
and I had to go bowling with the old man.
00:35:49.458 --> 00:35:51.000 align:center
You wanted to dance?
00:35:51.500 --> 00:35:52.541 align:center
Yes.
00:35:53.833 --> 00:35:56.250 align:center
Yeah, it sounded like more fun.
00:35:56.333 --> 00:35:59.625 align:center
Marlene and I always made up
these silly dances for Mom
00:35:59.708 --> 00:36:01.958 align:center
when she first got sick.
00:36:02.041 --> 00:36:05.250 align:center
But your dad wouldn't have
forbidden you to dance, would he?
00:36:05.333 --> 00:36:07.250 align:center
He would have sawed off my feet.
00:36:07.333 --> 00:36:11.625 align:center
He caught us once doing a choreography
to "Butterfly" by Crazy Town.
00:36:14.958 --> 00:36:17.333 align:center
You know it? Yeah, he totally freaked out.
00:36:18.125 --> 00:36:20.166 align:center
Man, but he seems so nice.
00:36:22.875 --> 00:36:24.250 align:center
You're so sweet, babe.
00:36:29.375 --> 00:36:34.458 align:center
When those pissers… the kids are in bed,
I have a surprise for you.
00:36:35.791 --> 00:36:37.458 align:center
But I'm still mad at you.
00:36:37.541 --> 00:36:38.791 align:center
You are?
00:36:43.708 --> 00:36:45.791 align:center
Whoa, look at that.
00:36:55.916 --> 00:36:58.208 align:center
- Do you think it works?
- I'll check it.
00:36:58.875 --> 00:37:01.541 align:center
Then Marlene can see
who's just talking shit here.
00:37:02.333 --> 00:37:03.333 align:center
Theo?
00:37:03.833 --> 00:37:07.708 align:center
I hate saunas. I've never understood
how one can relax in there.
00:37:07.791 --> 00:37:11.583 align:center
And my legs always look so short
when I'm naked.
00:37:11.666 --> 00:37:12.625 align:center
Theo?
00:37:12.708 --> 00:37:15.083 align:center
Marlene. I had an idea.
00:37:15.750 --> 00:37:18.833 align:center
If these kids
are really making Theo's life so hard…
00:37:18.916 --> 00:37:20.625 align:center
- Yeah?
- We wait until they sleep,
00:37:20.708 --> 00:37:23.208 align:center
I then climb through the window
wearing a balaclava
00:37:23.291 --> 00:37:25.041 align:center
and pretend it's a robbery?
00:37:25.125 --> 00:37:26.833 align:center
- No, Dad.
- Let me finish.
00:37:26.916 --> 00:37:29.791 align:center
Then I'll take them to the garden,
give each a shovel
00:37:29.875 --> 00:37:32.625 align:center
and tell them to dig a hole
and kneel in front of it,
00:37:32.708 --> 00:37:34.208 align:center
hands behind their heads.
00:37:34.750 --> 00:37:38.541 align:center
They'll panic.
One or two might piss themselves.
00:37:38.625 --> 00:37:41.583 align:center
And then Theo jumps out of the bushes,
00:37:41.666 --> 00:37:45.041 align:center
overpowers me, saves the other kids,
and becomes a hero.
00:37:46.083 --> 00:37:47.541 align:center
Let's look again outside.
00:37:48.166 --> 00:37:49.375 align:center
I think it's genius.
00:38:02.166 --> 00:38:04.208 align:center
It's okay. I've got it under control.
00:38:04.291 --> 00:38:06.583 align:center
Shouldn't we look for Theo first?
00:38:06.666 --> 00:38:10.000 align:center
Once my champ hears this thing banging,
he'll come running.
00:38:26.208 --> 00:38:28.791 align:center
- What happened?
- A snake bit her.
00:38:28.875 --> 00:38:29.833 align:center
- What?
- Where?
00:38:29.916 --> 00:38:30.916 align:center
Here.
00:38:36.666 --> 00:38:37.833 align:center
- Ow!
- Hey!
00:38:37.916 --> 00:38:40.500 align:center
You have to suck the venom out,
or there's no point.
00:38:40.583 --> 00:38:41.791 align:center
It was venomous?
00:38:41.875 --> 00:38:43.666 align:center
No idea. We need to find it,
00:38:43.750 --> 00:38:46.458 align:center
so the hospital knows
which antidote she needs.
00:38:50.166 --> 00:38:52.666 align:center
Don't you have to spit the venom out, Dad?
00:38:55.041 --> 00:38:56.166 align:center
What is it?
00:38:56.250 --> 00:38:59.250 align:center
What? Not everyone has to get bitten.
00:38:59.791 --> 00:39:02.000 align:center
- Let's find it.
- What's the snake look like?
00:39:02.083 --> 00:39:04.333 align:center
- Good idea.
- Don't know, I think it was red.
00:39:04.416 --> 00:39:06.041 align:center
Like a snake. Long and thin.
00:39:06.125 --> 00:39:07.458 align:center
Long and thin.
00:39:07.541 --> 00:39:09.166 align:center
I took a picture of it.
00:39:10.250 --> 00:39:12.500 align:center
- But it was pretty dark.
- Let me see.
00:39:16.958 --> 00:39:19.166 align:center
I see it!
00:39:23.041 --> 00:39:25.000 align:center
I got it!
00:39:25.583 --> 00:39:27.125 align:center
- What now?
- It's venomous.
00:39:27.208 --> 00:39:28.875 align:center
Do you want Theo getting bitten?
00:39:29.375 --> 00:39:31.000 align:center
Squash it!
00:39:31.083 --> 00:39:32.291 align:center
Don't hurt it!
00:39:33.666 --> 00:39:34.666 align:center
Okay.
00:39:35.500 --> 00:39:37.000 align:center
Do it!
00:39:37.083 --> 00:39:41.291 align:center
Get lost! Fuck off! Go!
00:39:41.375 --> 00:39:43.791 align:center
You stupid reptile!
00:39:45.666 --> 00:39:47.708 align:center
I think it got the message.
00:39:48.208 --> 00:39:50.458 align:center
Ladies and gentlemen!
00:39:51.000 --> 00:39:53.583 align:center
My sister, the pacifist.
00:39:54.458 --> 00:39:55.458 align:center
Nice.
00:39:56.166 --> 00:39:57.166 align:center
Real nice.
00:40:03.791 --> 00:40:04.875 align:center
It's gone.
00:40:07.500 --> 00:40:11.125 align:center
It has a round head and round pupils.
That means it's not venomous.
00:40:13.208 --> 00:40:16.708 align:center
Awesome, babe. Babe, how do you know that?
00:40:16.791 --> 00:40:19.666 align:center
Did you just try to kill an animal?
00:40:19.750 --> 00:40:23.166 align:center
Best we call the parents
and have all the kids picked up.
00:40:23.250 --> 00:40:25.625 align:center
Have them picked up. That's a great idea.
00:40:26.208 --> 00:40:27.041 align:center
No!
00:40:28.875 --> 00:40:31.333 align:center
Theo? Sweetie!
00:40:32.291 --> 00:40:34.958 align:center
If they leave now,
it'll be even more embarrassing.
00:40:35.041 --> 00:40:37.666 align:center
- How long were you up there?
- I want them to stay.
00:40:37.750 --> 00:40:41.541 align:center
We can lie in our sleeping bags
and listen to scary stories.
00:40:41.625 --> 00:40:44.958 align:center
Okay. Let's go upstairs
and I'll tell you scary stories.
00:40:45.041 --> 00:40:46.041 align:center
No.
00:40:46.583 --> 00:40:48.375 align:center
Not you. You're not good at it.
00:40:48.958 --> 00:40:50.541 align:center
I want Grandpa to tell them.
00:40:55.125 --> 00:41:00.041 align:center
And when the fully armed police unit
stormed the house,
00:41:00.666 --> 00:41:03.791 align:center
they found a corner sofa
00:41:03.875 --> 00:41:07.458 align:center
made entirely of human skin.
00:41:08.958 --> 00:41:13.166 align:center
And stuck to the backrest
was a festering tongue.
00:41:13.958 --> 00:41:14.875 align:center
Dad.
00:41:14.958 --> 00:41:17.666 align:center
That's enough. Or the kids won't sleep.
00:41:17.750 --> 00:41:19.291 align:center
All good, Marlene.
00:41:19.375 --> 00:41:22.500 align:center
I did an online course.
"Storytelling for children."
00:41:23.125 --> 00:41:24.208 align:center
I'll take over.
00:41:25.916 --> 00:41:26.916 align:center
Okay.
00:41:28.916 --> 00:41:30.750 align:center
Once upon a time there was a boy.
00:41:31.375 --> 00:41:34.291 align:center
He had red hair and was 13 years old.
00:41:34.375 --> 00:41:37.125 align:center
This boy thought
he was particularly smart.
00:41:37.208 --> 00:41:40.666 align:center
He frequently used rude words
00:41:41.666 --> 00:41:44.208 align:center
and didn't wear a helmet
when riding his bike.
00:41:44.291 --> 00:41:48.291 align:center
One day, when the boy
was on his way to his local fish market,
00:41:48.375 --> 00:41:50.375 align:center
he came across a stick.
00:41:50.458 --> 00:41:53.375 align:center
This stick was about 12 inches long
00:41:53.458 --> 00:41:55.250 align:center
and two inches thick…
00:41:59.125 --> 00:42:02.166 align:center
I hope Theo has made friends
with the other kids.
00:42:02.250 --> 00:42:04.208 align:center
He'll be fine, Marlene.
00:42:04.750 --> 00:42:07.083 align:center
You don't have to always hover around him.
00:42:07.166 --> 00:42:10.916 align:center
- Did you see how they treated him?
- He'll find his way.
00:42:11.000 --> 00:42:12.708 align:center
- I did too.
- Yeah.
00:42:13.333 --> 00:42:17.250 align:center
You took drugs in the jungle.
And now the universe has a plan for you?
00:42:17.333 --> 00:42:18.916 align:center
It does. Even for you.
00:42:19.000 --> 00:42:22.708 align:center
And ayahuasca is not a drug.
It's the path to deeper truth.
00:42:22.791 --> 00:42:25.125 align:center
- Yes.
- That reminds me…
00:42:28.833 --> 00:42:31.458 align:center
As you know, since your mother's passing,
00:42:31.541 --> 00:42:34.958 align:center
I've been on something
like a self-discovery journey.
00:42:35.041 --> 00:42:41.125 align:center
To finally put the past behind me,
I am now officially taking the name
00:42:41.208 --> 00:42:44.708 align:center
given to me by the Asháninka people.
00:42:45.791 --> 00:42:48.916 align:center
That's… I mean,
you aren't serious, are you?
00:42:49.000 --> 00:42:54.125 align:center
I would like you to address me
by my new name from now on.
00:42:54.208 --> 00:42:56.166 align:center
Dad, that's stupid.
00:42:56.250 --> 00:42:58.625 align:center
- I'd like to hear it.
- Right, yeah.
00:42:59.208 --> 00:43:01.166 align:center
Me too. What's your name?
00:43:01.708 --> 00:43:04.166 align:center
My new name is…
00:43:04.250 --> 00:43:05.583 align:center
Baranga.
00:43:11.666 --> 00:43:15.000 align:center
- Sounds beautiful.
- That's called cultural appropriation.
00:43:15.083 --> 00:43:17.583 align:center
- Exactly.
- It's not. It was a gift.
00:43:17.666 --> 00:43:19.666 align:center
It means "the gentle one."
00:43:20.625 --> 00:43:24.000 align:center
Nah. Well.
I certainly won't call you Baranga.
00:43:24.083 --> 00:43:27.833 align:center
- You're not gentle. Never were.
- The Asháninka people disagree.
00:43:27.916 --> 00:43:32.333 align:center
Yeah? Did you tell them you slapped me
because I sang Shakira?
00:43:32.416 --> 00:43:34.916 align:center
I'm not saying that I was perfect, Timo.
00:43:35.875 --> 00:43:38.250 align:center
- But I've changed.
- I see.
00:43:38.333 --> 00:43:41.041 align:center
But our childhood has stayed the same.
00:43:41.125 --> 00:43:44.083 align:center
So, sorry for not jumping
on the Baranga bandwagon.
00:43:46.125 --> 00:43:48.791 align:center
Yeah, right. Of course, he's leaving.
00:43:48.875 --> 00:43:51.083 align:center
As usual, Hans Frischmann, bye.
00:43:51.166 --> 00:43:55.333 align:center
Go enjoy a show that the rest of humanity
finished watching 20 years ago.
00:43:55.416 --> 00:43:58.833 align:center
Maybe start something new,
like Lost or something.
00:44:00.458 --> 00:44:02.625 align:center
- That was mean.
- Yes…
00:44:02.708 --> 00:44:06.000 align:center
Me? He was mean, yeah. Babe, hey.
00:44:06.791 --> 00:44:08.958 align:center
Babe, stay please.
00:44:09.041 --> 00:44:11.583 align:center
Leave me be, Timo. You're making me sad.
00:44:33.666 --> 00:44:35.708 align:center
Everything okay, Mr. Frischm… uh…
00:44:36.208 --> 00:44:37.375 align:center
Mr. Baranga?
00:44:38.875 --> 00:44:41.291 align:center
Yes, everything's fine. Thanks, Carmen.
00:44:41.375 --> 00:44:42.375 align:center
Sofia.
00:44:47.333 --> 00:44:50.291 align:center
I know he blames me for his problems.
00:44:51.583 --> 00:44:54.083 align:center
But a wise person once said,
00:44:54.166 --> 00:44:58.833 align:center
you shouldn't let the past
have power over the present.
00:44:58.916 --> 00:45:00.083 align:center
That's beautiful.
00:45:00.916 --> 00:45:02.083 align:center
Who said that?
00:45:03.625 --> 00:45:05.708 align:center
A short red-haired man.
00:45:06.916 --> 00:45:08.916 align:center
I can't think of his name right now.
00:45:10.250 --> 00:45:11.833 align:center
Ed Sheeran, maybe?
00:45:12.625 --> 00:45:13.625 align:center
Maybe.
00:45:18.125 --> 00:45:20.500 align:center
You shouldn't be mad at Timo though.
00:45:20.583 --> 00:45:24.166 align:center
When he's overwhelmed, he doesn't know
what to do with his feelings.
00:45:25.583 --> 00:45:28.750 align:center
You're not like his other girlfriends.
You're nice.
00:45:29.500 --> 00:45:31.541 align:center
You don't really fit with each other.
00:45:46.583 --> 00:45:47.958 align:center
Hey, bad uncle!
00:45:48.041 --> 00:45:50.375 align:center
How 'bout you let me
take your car for a spin?
00:45:50.458 --> 00:45:52.750 align:center
- And then we're good.
- Shut your mouth.
00:45:52.833 --> 00:45:55.541 align:center
I'll tell my dad that you attacked me.
00:46:00.916 --> 00:46:05.291 align:center
If you want your children to be happy,
don't do what our father did.
00:46:06.708 --> 00:46:09.083 align:center
Let your children do whatever they want.
00:46:09.166 --> 00:46:10.958 align:center
Whatever the fuck it is.
00:46:11.041 --> 00:46:11.958 align:center
That's right.
00:46:12.625 --> 00:46:14.750 align:center
Children have to find themselves.
00:46:14.833 --> 00:46:17.291 align:center
That's why we're raising Yani
gender-neutral.
00:46:17.375 --> 00:46:19.333 align:center
No pronouns, no girl-boy stuff.
00:46:19.416 --> 00:46:22.958 align:center
Oh God, that's not what I meant at all.
00:46:23.041 --> 00:46:27.583 align:center
- That's how people do it today, Timo.
- Yeah, if they're stupid, Marlene.
00:46:27.666 --> 00:46:31.000 align:center
Whoa. I think it's time
we take Yani to bed.
00:46:31.083 --> 00:46:33.791 align:center
Sorry, Jenny. My brother is such an ass.
00:46:33.875 --> 00:46:36.083 align:center
Yo. I noticed that too.
00:46:36.166 --> 00:46:39.333 align:center
All children are asleep.
Did I miss anything?
00:46:39.416 --> 00:46:42.208 align:center
No. All good.
00:46:43.375 --> 00:46:45.416 align:center
But if you have a moment…
00:46:46.625 --> 00:46:49.708 align:center
I know we can't discuss the PTA.
I just wanted to say--
00:46:49.791 --> 00:46:53.375 align:center
They were talking about genderless babies.
That's what you missed.
00:46:53.458 --> 00:46:55.291 align:center
Not genderless. Gender-neutral.
00:46:55.375 --> 00:46:56.833 align:center
But children have a sex.
00:46:56.916 --> 00:46:58.833 align:center
No, that's just what they're told.
00:46:58.916 --> 00:47:01.958 align:center
Why treat those with penises
and vulvas differently?
00:47:02.041 --> 00:47:06.250 align:center
Because they are different.
Or not? What do you say, Marlene?
00:47:13.916 --> 00:47:16.750 align:center
It's a complex topic.
00:47:16.833 --> 00:47:17.791 align:center
It's not.
00:47:17.875 --> 00:47:21.208 align:center
Studies show that male babies
look longer at machines,
00:47:21.291 --> 00:47:23.333 align:center
while female babies look at faces.
00:47:23.416 --> 00:47:27.875 align:center
Right. And all these studies
were done by men.
00:47:27.958 --> 00:47:31.041 align:center
Yes, quite likely.
Because men are better at science.
00:47:31.125 --> 00:47:33.125 align:center
Wow, bold claim.
00:47:33.208 --> 00:47:35.333 align:center
If you don't like it, build something new.
00:47:35.416 --> 00:47:39.416 align:center
They don't want to build anything new.
Because the world is "so fucked up."
00:47:39.500 --> 00:47:42.750 align:center
You know what?
I'm not listening to this shit anymore.
00:47:42.833 --> 00:47:43.958 align:center
Jenny.
00:47:44.041 --> 00:47:47.166 align:center
Jenny! Well, I'll take care of it.
00:47:49.583 --> 00:47:52.083 align:center
Sorry, this one really wasn't my fault.
00:47:59.791 --> 00:48:03.458 align:center
You know, Baranga,
I think I know how Theo feels.
00:48:04.041 --> 00:48:08.750 align:center
At boarding school, I used to imagine
that the stars were my friends.
00:48:08.833 --> 00:48:12.791 align:center
I told them that I wished
I had a big, wonderful family
00:48:12.875 --> 00:48:15.583 align:center
where they performed plays for each other.
00:48:15.666 --> 00:48:17.750 align:center
Like in Little Women.
00:48:18.375 --> 00:48:19.791 align:center
What did they say?
00:48:20.583 --> 00:48:21.583 align:center
Who?
00:48:22.125 --> 00:48:23.333 align:center
The stars.
00:48:24.083 --> 00:48:27.583 align:center
They didn't say anything, Baranga.
They're stars.
00:48:29.500 --> 00:48:30.500 align:center
Of course.
00:48:35.625 --> 00:48:38.250 align:center
Is there someone on Timo's car?
00:48:43.583 --> 00:48:45.125 align:center
Am I seeing this right?
00:48:45.208 --> 00:48:46.625 align:center
What is he doing?
00:48:47.875 --> 00:48:49.875 align:center
Arthur. What are you doing?
00:48:52.416 --> 00:48:54.875 align:center
Hey, are you trying
to take a shit on my car?
00:48:54.958 --> 00:48:56.875 align:center
Um, no.
00:48:57.750 --> 00:49:00.375 align:center
- I was just watching birds.
- In the dark?
00:49:00.458 --> 00:49:02.208 align:center
Sure. Owls are nocturnal.
00:49:03.916 --> 00:49:05.041 align:center
Right now…
00:49:05.666 --> 00:49:07.083 align:center
Get down, please.
00:49:07.166 --> 00:49:08.791 align:center
No, you'll just hurt me.
00:49:08.875 --> 00:49:10.625 align:center
I will if you shit on my car!
00:49:10.708 --> 00:49:12.083 align:center
You ruined my Levi's!
00:49:12.166 --> 00:49:13.541 align:center
That's enough.
00:49:14.208 --> 00:49:15.083 align:center
Timo!
00:49:15.875 --> 00:49:16.958 align:center
Timo!
00:49:21.375 --> 00:49:24.416 align:center
Now, listen.
I just ruined my son's birthday
00:49:24.500 --> 00:49:25.958 align:center
and probably his puberty!
00:49:26.041 --> 00:49:28.833 align:center
And I don't want to worry
about a mouthy little shit
00:49:28.916 --> 00:49:32.041 align:center
who has the self-confidence
of a coked-up stockbroker.
00:49:32.125 --> 00:49:33.458 align:center
We'll call your father.
00:49:33.541 --> 00:49:37.166 align:center
He'll pay for the damage
to this mega-embarrassing car.
00:49:37.250 --> 00:49:38.458 align:center
Got that?
00:49:39.375 --> 00:49:41.125 align:center
Did you get that?
00:49:48.958 --> 00:49:50.000 align:center
I'm sorry.
00:49:51.041 --> 00:49:54.666 align:center
Please, not my dad, Frischmann.
I'll do anything. Really.
00:49:55.250 --> 00:49:57.083 align:center
All right. Let's go.
00:50:06.333 --> 00:50:09.708 align:center
- Sorry you had to see that, Frischmann.
- It's okay.
00:50:09.791 --> 00:50:12.416 align:center
I was mad that you told Theo
not to invite me.
00:50:12.500 --> 00:50:14.416 align:center
He told you that?
00:50:16.041 --> 00:50:18.291 align:center
Theo is pretty much my best friend.
00:50:18.375 --> 00:50:21.041 align:center
I'd take a bullet for him. In the balls.
00:50:21.666 --> 00:50:24.083 align:center
Let's hope it doesn't come to that.
00:50:25.000 --> 00:50:26.250 align:center
Thank you, Arthur.
00:50:27.125 --> 00:50:30.833 align:center
It's important that Theo has friends
and people who won't bully him.
00:50:31.625 --> 00:50:33.125 align:center
Bully? Why bully?
00:50:33.625 --> 00:50:35.333 align:center
Theo is being bullied, Arthur.
00:50:35.416 --> 00:50:38.750 align:center
- Today someone put a snake in his pants.
- That was just for fun.
00:50:39.791 --> 00:50:41.291 align:center
Didn't look fun to me.
00:50:41.375 --> 00:50:44.875 align:center
At Karl's party,
we cracked eggs on Simon's head,
00:50:44.958 --> 00:50:47.958 align:center
sprinkled breadcrumbs on top,
and called him a Schnitzelhead.
00:50:51.125 --> 00:50:54.000 align:center
My mom always said, boys will be boys.
00:50:56.916 --> 00:51:00.916 align:center
What actually
happened to your mom, Arthur?
00:51:02.625 --> 00:51:03.833 align:center
Stepped on a landmine.
00:51:04.791 --> 00:51:05.875 align:center
Be serious.
00:51:08.000 --> 00:51:09.000 align:center
Cancer.
00:51:09.583 --> 00:51:11.375 align:center
Boobs. And to yours?
00:51:13.416 --> 00:51:14.416 align:center
Same.
00:51:15.500 --> 00:51:16.500 align:center
Six years ago.
00:51:19.208 --> 00:51:21.000 align:center
It sucks, huh, Frischmann?
00:51:22.166 --> 00:51:23.708 align:center
It really sucks.
00:51:26.250 --> 00:51:29.416 align:center
Babe, the little jerk shits on my car,
and you're mad at me?
00:51:29.500 --> 00:51:31.208 align:center
He's a child, Timo.
00:51:31.291 --> 00:51:34.500 align:center
Why are children not accountable
for anything anymore?
00:51:34.583 --> 00:51:38.416 align:center
When I was his age,
I gave up my allowance for three months
00:51:38.500 --> 00:51:40.916 align:center
to pay for a ketchup stain on the sofa.
00:51:41.000 --> 00:51:42.583 align:center
Well, exactly.
00:51:42.666 --> 00:51:46.125 align:center
Don't you want
the next generation to be happier?
00:51:46.208 --> 00:51:47.833 align:center
You're a human being, Timo.
00:51:47.916 --> 00:51:52.541 align:center
- With so many feelings inside you.
- Yes.
00:51:52.625 --> 00:51:54.083 align:center
But you resort to anger.
00:51:54.166 --> 00:51:56.916 align:center
You were taught
it's all you're allowed to feel.
00:51:57.000 --> 00:51:59.541 align:center
Studies show
unhappiness in men manifests as anger.
00:51:59.625 --> 00:52:01.708 align:center
Just go home!
00:52:04.250 --> 00:52:06.333 align:center
Has anyone seen my charger?
00:52:06.416 --> 00:52:08.375 align:center
Guys, everything's fine.
00:52:08.458 --> 00:52:12.166 align:center
He's a really sweet boy.
I think he even cares about Theo.
00:52:13.208 --> 00:52:14.208 align:center
What's wrong?
00:52:16.541 --> 00:52:19.125 align:center
Dad, it's time to call it a night.
00:52:22.083 --> 00:52:23.083 align:center
And Simon's mom.
00:52:25.166 --> 00:52:26.166 align:center
You can fuck off.
00:52:27.000 --> 00:52:28.000 align:center
Excuse me?
00:52:28.083 --> 00:52:30.250 align:center
I don't need to be on the PTA anymore.
00:52:30.333 --> 00:52:31.750 align:center
My son isn't being bullied.
00:52:31.833 --> 00:52:33.791 align:center
I don't care how you spend your money.
00:52:33.875 --> 00:52:37.666 align:center
So I'm going upstairs now
to take photos of the sleeping kids,
00:52:37.750 --> 00:52:40.791 align:center
and then I'll give them knives
to play with.
00:52:40.875 --> 00:52:44.041 align:center
And I'll tell them
gender is just a social construct.
00:52:44.125 --> 00:52:45.208 align:center
That's outrageous.
00:52:46.041 --> 00:52:47.166 align:center
What's outrageous
00:52:48.166 --> 00:52:53.416 align:center
is that you made me feel so insecure today
that I ruined my son's only 9th birthday.
00:52:57.166 --> 00:52:59.583 align:center
Jenny is too upset to breastfeed.
00:52:59.666 --> 00:53:03.541 align:center
I want you to apologize and tell her
that we aren't harming our child.
00:53:04.041 --> 00:53:05.041 align:center
Forget it.
00:53:05.625 --> 00:53:07.083 align:center
You're a shallow cynic.
00:53:09.625 --> 00:53:11.041 align:center
Oh my God.
00:53:11.833 --> 00:53:13.375 align:center
You're a moron.
00:53:31.166 --> 00:53:32.083 align:center
Man, Timo.
00:53:32.666 --> 00:53:37.208 align:center
Sorry, babe, but I don't understand
why these people are still in my house.
00:53:37.291 --> 00:53:39.625 align:center
They should have left long ago.
00:53:40.166 --> 00:53:42.250 align:center
It should be just you and me here.
00:53:42.333 --> 00:53:44.625 align:center
You told me you loved kids and families.
00:53:44.708 --> 00:53:46.750 align:center
But you've been horrible to them.
00:53:46.833 --> 00:53:48.916 align:center
- Yes, because…
- Yes. I'm going upstairs.
00:53:49.000 --> 00:53:50.791 align:center
I need a breather.
00:53:52.541 --> 00:53:53.541 align:center
Babe…
00:53:58.583 --> 00:53:59.583 align:center
Hey, Theo.
00:54:00.500 --> 00:54:01.500 align:center
Wake up.
00:54:03.333 --> 00:54:05.541 align:center
Is it still my birthday?
00:54:05.625 --> 00:54:07.291 align:center
For about ten more minutes.
00:54:10.541 --> 00:54:12.916 align:center
Did you lie to your mom?
About the bullying.
00:54:15.041 --> 00:54:15.958 align:center
I get it.
00:54:17.208 --> 00:54:20.750 align:center
I once told my dad I was gay.
Just to see what would happen.
00:54:21.833 --> 00:54:24.333 align:center
- And?
- He pretended he didn't hear me.
00:54:26.958 --> 00:54:30.166 align:center
Hey, come on!
Your birthday isn't over yet.
00:54:30.250 --> 00:54:33.125 align:center
Forget all the assholes.
We'll have a real party now.
00:55:14.125 --> 00:55:15.375 align:center
It's me!
00:55:15.958 --> 00:55:17.166 align:center
Sorry, Timo.
00:55:17.750 --> 00:55:21.500 align:center
I just want to be alone for a bit
and listen to my sad music.
00:55:22.083 --> 00:55:24.000 align:center
Babe, can we please talk?
00:55:39.708 --> 00:55:43.041 align:center
Jam in your shoe
00:55:43.125 --> 00:55:49.625 align:center
Apricot in your pants
And a bratwurst too
00:55:52.791 --> 00:55:54.833 align:center
- Here, take it.
- Thank you.
00:55:59.125 --> 00:56:01.208 align:center
- Let's find your gun.
- Yeah.
00:56:16.416 --> 00:56:18.458 align:center
That won't help.
00:56:19.666 --> 00:56:20.791 align:center
Are you parenting us?
00:56:20.875 --> 00:56:24.500 align:center
I'm just saying,
alcohol is a pretty dirty drug.
00:56:24.583 --> 00:56:26.875 align:center
Dad. Just let it be.
00:56:27.375 --> 00:56:29.875 align:center
I won't propose to Sofia today,
00:56:29.958 --> 00:56:32.750 align:center
and Marlene no longer
wants on that fucking PTA.
00:56:32.833 --> 00:56:34.750 align:center
We can get drunk. Cheers.
00:56:34.833 --> 00:56:37.875 align:center
That's it? You just give up?
00:56:38.541 --> 00:56:40.500 align:center
Two hours ago she saved your life.
00:56:41.083 --> 00:56:42.333 align:center
You've given up too.
00:56:42.416 --> 00:56:45.833 align:center
I have not.
I've done everything I could to help Theo.
00:56:45.916 --> 00:56:48.750 align:center
Thank you. Yes, except giving him
what he really wants.
00:56:51.333 --> 00:56:54.333 align:center
- You don't raise a child on your own.
- I knew you'd say that.
00:56:54.416 --> 00:56:58.333 align:center
Kids, please. Theo isn't being bullied.
That's a good thing.
00:56:58.416 --> 00:56:59.375 align:center
It is.
00:56:59.458 --> 00:57:03.666 align:center
And if you'd like something to relax,
I have something else.
00:57:04.833 --> 00:57:07.791 align:center
- You can't be serious.
- You brought drugs to a kids' party?
00:57:07.875 --> 00:57:11.250 align:center
"Drugs." It's not crack.
00:57:11.333 --> 00:57:13.250 align:center
You young people are so uptight.
00:57:13.333 --> 00:57:14.666 align:center
What then? Weed?
00:57:16.916 --> 00:57:18.541 align:center
Magic mushrooms.
00:57:19.166 --> 00:57:22.541 align:center
Dad, that's chocolate in a bag.
00:57:22.625 --> 00:57:26.833 align:center
The mushrooms are in the chocolate.
That's how they do it today.
00:57:28.041 --> 00:57:29.041 align:center
Delicious.
00:57:51.750 --> 00:57:53.250 align:center
Holy shit!
00:57:57.916 --> 00:57:59.041 align:center
Go!
00:58:28.583 --> 00:58:29.500 align:center
Dude.
00:58:36.708 --> 00:58:37.708 align:center
Theo!
00:58:40.625 --> 00:58:42.250 align:center
Is that a real gun?
00:58:56.291 --> 00:58:58.833 align:center
See, Dad?
A pool is useful after all. Right?
00:59:00.458 --> 00:59:04.541 align:center
Have you ever considered that I
don't need your wealth rubbed in my face?
00:59:04.625 --> 00:59:07.166 align:center
- Huh?
- You're a show-off, Timo.
00:59:07.250 --> 00:59:10.875 align:center
Your car, your clothes,
this totally unnecessary second home.
00:59:10.958 --> 00:59:14.958 align:center
When I was your age, I took
responsibility for my own family.
00:59:15.041 --> 00:59:16.958 align:center
And my father was proud of me.
00:59:17.625 --> 00:59:18.750 align:center
Look at your sister.
00:59:19.500 --> 00:59:22.750 align:center
She's raising the boy all by herself,
organizes this party,
00:59:22.833 --> 00:59:24.958 align:center
and bakes a bunny cake too.
00:59:25.041 --> 00:59:26.166 align:center
You're proud of me?
00:59:26.250 --> 00:59:28.625 align:center
Sure. Especially compared to him.
00:59:31.250 --> 00:59:32.666 align:center
Dad has dementia.
00:59:35.083 --> 00:59:37.041 align:center
- What?
- Yeah.
00:59:37.541 --> 00:59:39.083 align:center
No way. He's drunk.
00:59:39.666 --> 00:59:42.333 align:center
Six months ago,
he put his key in his neighbor's car.
00:59:42.416 --> 00:59:45.166 align:center
- So what? It looked like mine.
- In his underwear.
00:59:45.250 --> 00:59:46.791 align:center
They're hot pants.
00:59:46.875 --> 00:59:49.250 align:center
Dr. Hübner ran tests.
00:59:49.333 --> 00:59:52.041 align:center
He's already showing
all the early symptoms.
00:59:52.583 --> 00:59:55.041 align:center
He made me swear not to tell you.
00:59:55.583 --> 00:59:56.541 align:center
Why?
00:59:56.625 --> 00:59:58.541 align:center
I knew you'd overreact.
00:59:58.625 --> 01:00:00.958 align:center
I'm not a doddering old man.
I can help myself.
01:00:01.041 --> 01:00:04.291 align:center
Yeah, getting your ear pierced,
at your age,
01:00:04.375 --> 01:00:08.333 align:center
and buying a bag full of chocolate drugs
is not helping yourself.
01:00:08.416 --> 01:00:10.416 align:center
My God. I'm so sorry, Dad.
01:00:10.500 --> 01:00:12.500 align:center
I don't need pity!
01:00:12.583 --> 01:00:14.958 align:center
You're my children, not my caregivers!
01:00:16.083 --> 01:00:18.333 align:center
Dad…
01:00:18.416 --> 01:00:20.083 align:center
- There are stairs!
- Fuck!
01:00:20.166 --> 01:00:22.958 align:center
We can do this, okay? We'll find ways--
01:00:23.041 --> 01:00:24.791 align:center
Just shut up, Marlene!
01:00:24.875 --> 01:00:27.666 align:center
- You were proud of me just now!
- Not anymore.
01:00:30.208 --> 01:00:32.333 align:center
Neither of you get what journey I'm on.
01:00:32.416 --> 01:00:37.958 align:center
What I get is that on your shitty journey,
you won't apologize to either of us.
01:00:38.041 --> 01:00:40.166 align:center
Anything else? He has everything.
01:00:40.250 --> 01:00:44.208 align:center
I should apologize for saying no
to an ice cream 30 years ago?
01:00:44.291 --> 01:00:46.000 align:center
No, Dad, don't play this down.
01:00:46.083 --> 01:00:51.250 align:center
Come on. You guys have no idea
what a bad childhood really looks like.
01:00:51.333 --> 01:00:53.916 align:center
Do you know why I bought this house?
01:00:54.000 --> 01:00:55.500 align:center
For you, Dad.
01:00:55.583 --> 01:00:59.875 align:center
So you could move in with Sofia and me
and we keep an eye on you!
01:00:59.958 --> 01:01:02.125 align:center
I don't need anyone to coddle me.
01:01:02.208 --> 01:01:04.458 align:center
Fine, move into a nursing home!
01:01:05.625 --> 01:01:06.541 align:center
Stop it.
01:01:09.291 --> 01:01:10.833 align:center
Stop it already!
01:01:11.708 --> 01:01:13.208 align:center
What the heck!
01:01:15.083 --> 01:01:18.083 align:center
I feel like it's undressing me
with its eyes.
01:01:18.750 --> 01:01:21.541 align:center
Come on, shoot. We'll go viral.
01:01:26.541 --> 01:01:28.375 align:center
Huh? It's broken.
01:01:29.375 --> 01:01:30.500 align:center
Give it to me.
01:01:36.166 --> 01:01:37.208 align:center
Arthur.
01:01:38.000 --> 01:01:42.333 align:center
Relax. I'm sure there's a YouTube video
on how to fix this thing.
01:01:44.208 --> 01:01:47.625 align:center
You have one hour left to live,
you perverted owl.
01:01:55.250 --> 01:01:57.250 align:center
For fuck's sake!
01:02:13.000 --> 01:02:15.708 align:center
Babe, can I come in?
01:02:23.916 --> 01:02:25.875 align:center
Babe, just for a second.
01:02:46.208 --> 01:02:49.208 align:center
Can I at least have some clothes?
I'm soaked.
01:03:18.583 --> 01:03:21.625 align:center
…for forward and backward movement.
It's pretty difficult.
01:03:21.708 --> 01:03:25.166 align:center
Just do this. You're not shooting outside,
the gun goes in the closet.
01:03:25.250 --> 01:03:26.583 align:center
You pull it all the way?
01:03:53.291 --> 01:03:54.958 align:center
What happened to you?
01:03:55.666 --> 01:03:58.000 align:center
Gender is just a construct, I thought.
01:04:12.916 --> 01:04:15.041 align:center
I can't believe you didn't tell me.
01:04:15.666 --> 01:04:16.750 align:center
About Dad.
01:04:18.458 --> 01:04:21.416 align:center
Marlene, I didn't want you
to have more stress.
01:04:22.458 --> 01:04:24.541 align:center
You had so much on your plate.
01:04:24.625 --> 01:04:28.625 align:center
Your job, your breakup, Theo…
01:04:28.708 --> 01:04:30.166 align:center
Everything.
01:04:40.791 --> 01:04:42.708 align:center
You wanted to propose to her here?
01:04:44.125 --> 01:04:46.125 align:center
Before I fucked everything up.
01:04:46.208 --> 01:04:47.250 align:center
It's romantic.
01:04:49.500 --> 01:04:50.916 align:center
Right?
01:04:51.000 --> 01:04:54.916 align:center
Marlene, she is the only person
01:04:55.000 --> 01:04:58.041 align:center
who doesn't make me feel
like the world is a pile of shit.
01:04:58.125 --> 01:05:00.541 align:center
You met her. She loves life.
01:05:01.541 --> 01:05:05.125 align:center
Last week, she insisted
we sleep on the roof. And why?
01:05:05.208 --> 01:05:06.791 align:center
To see some comet.
01:05:07.458 --> 01:05:10.791 align:center
And the week before that… My God.
01:05:12.291 --> 01:05:14.708 align:center
We went to a jousting tournament.
01:05:14.791 --> 01:05:16.541 align:center
A jousting tournament.
01:05:22.083 --> 01:05:23.083 align:center
God.
01:05:23.166 --> 01:05:25.791 align:center
Why don't you just wait until she's back?
01:05:28.500 --> 01:05:34.166 align:center
When you got married
in that run-down village dive,
01:05:34.250 --> 01:05:37.375 align:center
Mom and Dad were so proud.
01:05:43.166 --> 01:05:47.291 align:center
I'm just scared that if I wait any longer,
01:05:49.250 --> 01:05:50.833 align:center
that Dad won't…
01:05:51.833 --> 01:05:54.458 align:center
That he won't experience
my wedding properly.
01:06:34.416 --> 01:06:36.041 align:center
I'll always be there.
01:06:38.375 --> 01:06:39.875 align:center
I know, Moonface.
01:06:40.666 --> 01:06:41.666 align:center
I know.
01:06:48.708 --> 01:06:50.541 align:center
Are you finishing that on your own?
01:06:50.625 --> 01:06:51.750 align:center
- Yes.
- Hey.
01:06:51.833 --> 01:06:53.041 align:center
- That was my plan.
- Give!
01:06:53.125 --> 01:06:55.000 align:center
I wanted to finish it on my own.
01:07:05.250 --> 01:07:07.125 align:center
Remember when Dad caught us dancing?
01:07:07.208 --> 01:07:10.125 align:center
Yes, of course I remember that.
01:07:10.208 --> 01:07:11.541 align:center
Butterfly dance?
01:07:18.291 --> 01:07:19.458 align:center
So stupid.
01:07:21.875 --> 01:07:24.416 align:center
He freaked out
when you did stuff like that.
01:07:24.500 --> 01:07:28.416 align:center
Sometimes I think, maybe it's good.
Maybe it's our shitty childhood
01:07:28.500 --> 01:07:31.458 align:center
that made you so determined
to do everything for Theo.
01:07:32.833 --> 01:07:35.375 align:center
Except if he wants a gun. Sure.
01:07:38.125 --> 01:07:39.333 align:center
- Shit.
- What?
01:07:39.416 --> 01:07:40.625 align:center
I forgot.
01:07:41.583 --> 01:07:46.083 align:center
I can prove to you
that I really can handle guns.
01:07:46.166 --> 01:07:47.500 align:center
Don't say, "Oh."
01:07:48.083 --> 01:07:49.666 align:center
Kids are like dairy cows.
01:07:49.750 --> 01:07:51.291 align:center
- They fall into the pit.
- No.
01:07:54.166 --> 01:07:55.666 align:center
Everything all right, Baranga?
01:07:56.791 --> 01:07:57.791 align:center
Yeah.
01:07:59.416 --> 01:08:00.750 align:center
I'm fine.
01:08:02.583 --> 01:08:05.458 align:center
Thank you, Simon's mom.
01:08:07.791 --> 01:08:09.750 align:center
It's nice you're still here.
01:08:09.833 --> 01:08:14.625 align:center
Well, I can't wake Simon up
in his deep sleep phase. He'll puke.
01:08:15.833 --> 01:08:16.833 align:center
Yeah.
01:08:18.541 --> 01:08:20.375 align:center
My kids have their quirks too.
01:08:21.041 --> 01:08:25.208 align:center
They sometimes say very hurtful things
when they're emotional.
01:08:26.375 --> 01:08:28.083 align:center
They got that from their mother.
01:08:33.750 --> 01:08:34.750 align:center
Want a piece?
01:08:35.416 --> 01:08:36.875 align:center
I love chocolate.
01:08:38.208 --> 01:08:42.541 align:center
This one's possibly a magical flavor.
01:08:42.625 --> 01:08:44.333 align:center
It's not that good.
01:08:44.916 --> 01:08:49.166 align:center
I mean, there could be
some magical mushrooms in there.
01:09:01.875 --> 01:09:04.500 align:center
Now, look at this, Moonface.
01:09:09.250 --> 01:09:10.125 align:center
At what?
01:09:16.791 --> 01:09:17.666 align:center
Fuck.
01:09:20.875 --> 01:09:25.791 align:center
We… the two of us…
We should check on the kids.
01:09:31.541 --> 01:09:33.166 align:center
What the fuck, Timo?
01:09:33.250 --> 01:09:36.333 align:center
I didn't know they'd find it.
I put it in the box.
01:09:36.416 --> 01:09:40.541 align:center
Right. Because in the history of mankind,
no one has ever looked in a box.
01:09:44.250 --> 01:09:46.166 align:center
It's loaded.
01:09:46.833 --> 01:09:48.291 align:center
You're kidding me.
01:09:49.958 --> 01:09:50.958 align:center
Peace?
01:09:51.833 --> 01:09:55.291 align:center
- Having the party here was a mistake.
- If you hadn't taken the toy,
01:09:55.375 --> 01:09:57.791 align:center
- he wouldn't have looked…
- Right, it's my fault.
01:09:57.875 --> 01:10:02.083 align:center
Well… the thing is, I only gave him
the harmless replica of the danger.
01:10:02.166 --> 01:10:05.583 align:center
You took it away. The danger got real.
That's the moral of the story.
01:10:05.666 --> 01:10:07.875 align:center
- You don't know what moral means!
- I do!
01:10:07.958 --> 01:10:08.833 align:center
No, you don't!
01:10:08.916 --> 01:10:10.791 align:center
- You're the only one here--
- You are--
01:10:10.875 --> 01:10:11.791 align:center
Shut up!
01:10:12.500 --> 01:10:13.833 align:center
What's going on?
01:10:14.541 --> 01:10:15.541 align:center
Sweetie…
01:10:17.291 --> 01:10:20.166 align:center
What you're holding is not a toy.
01:10:20.708 --> 01:10:22.208 align:center
I know what it is.
01:10:22.291 --> 01:10:24.916 align:center
- Finally some action.
- Shut up, Karl.
01:10:26.416 --> 01:10:28.666 align:center
- It's very dangerous.
- I know.
01:10:28.750 --> 01:10:32.166 align:center
But you only listen to me
when you think I'm in danger.
01:10:33.458 --> 01:10:35.625 align:center
Is that why you said
you were being bullied?
01:10:39.041 --> 01:10:40.125 align:center
Oh, sweetie.
01:10:40.208 --> 01:10:43.000 align:center
Mom? I want Grandpa.
01:10:43.666 --> 01:10:44.666 align:center
Okay.
01:10:45.458 --> 01:10:48.958 align:center
- Give us the gun first--
- No! Grandpa first, then the gun!
01:10:49.041 --> 01:10:52.375 align:center
Okay, I'll get Grandpa. I'll get him.
01:10:52.458 --> 01:10:54.333 align:center
I'll just do it, okay?
01:10:55.000 --> 01:10:57.208 align:center
Okay. Nothing's happened.
01:10:59.791 --> 01:11:02.708 align:center
- Babe! Where are you going?
- To the airport.
01:11:02.791 --> 01:11:04.958 align:center
What? Give… give me five minutes.
01:11:05.041 --> 01:11:06.833 align:center
Sorry. We'll talk when I'm back.
01:11:06.916 --> 01:11:08.791 align:center
Babe, just two minutes. Please.
01:11:08.875 --> 01:11:11.333 align:center
I was so excited to meet your family.
01:11:11.416 --> 01:11:14.458 align:center
- Yes.
- But this, it really wasn't nice.
01:11:14.541 --> 01:11:15.458 align:center
Yes.
01:11:15.958 --> 01:11:17.791 align:center
- Farewell, Timo.
- Sofia!
01:11:19.500 --> 01:11:20.833 align:center
Sofia.
01:11:24.416 --> 01:11:25.416 align:center
Shit.
01:11:32.916 --> 01:11:34.666 align:center
What's going on here?
01:11:34.750 --> 01:11:36.166 align:center
Son, over here.
01:11:39.583 --> 01:11:41.458 align:center
- Dad!
- I don't want to scare you.
01:11:41.541 --> 01:11:44.708 align:center
But it's possible that we're all dead.
01:11:44.791 --> 01:11:45.958 align:center
Hey.
01:11:46.041 --> 01:11:48.000 align:center
Sorry, Marlene's brother.
01:11:48.583 --> 01:11:50.958 align:center
Can you tell me if I'm invisible?
01:11:52.458 --> 01:11:54.000 align:center
You're not invisible.
01:11:54.500 --> 01:11:57.291 align:center
You're all just high.
01:11:57.375 --> 01:11:59.750 align:center
But I mean under the clothes too.
01:12:02.166 --> 01:12:04.875 align:center
Your lips are like two mini salamis.
01:12:05.375 --> 01:12:08.333 align:center
- If you were a woman…
- Are you seeing this?
01:12:08.416 --> 01:12:10.333 align:center
I'm looking right into the universe.
01:12:11.916 --> 01:12:15.000 align:center
No matter where you look,
it's always into the universe.
01:12:15.083 --> 01:12:16.333 align:center
There's nothing else.
01:12:16.416 --> 01:12:18.125 align:center
Holy shit, you're right.
01:12:20.166 --> 01:12:22.458 align:center
Dad! You need to come with me.
01:12:22.541 --> 01:12:25.541 align:center
I don't have legs anymore, Timo.
It's obvious.
01:12:31.541 --> 01:12:32.541 align:center
Timo.
01:12:33.666 --> 01:12:34.666 align:center
Yes, Dad.
01:12:34.750 --> 01:12:37.708 align:center
It's nice to be carried by you.
01:12:41.833 --> 01:12:45.000 align:center
And here's Grandpa.
01:12:45.083 --> 01:12:46.083 align:center
Huh?
01:12:49.333 --> 01:12:50.666 align:center
Dad?
01:12:52.041 --> 01:12:53.416 align:center
Marlene.
01:12:54.208 --> 01:12:55.375 align:center
Marlene!
01:12:55.458 --> 01:12:56.916 align:center
What's with Grandpa?
01:12:57.916 --> 01:12:59.291 align:center
Grandpa has…
01:12:59.916 --> 01:13:00.875 align:center
Timo!
01:13:00.958 --> 01:13:04.166 align:center
- …eaten a lot of chocolate.
- Why do you look so weird?
01:13:04.250 --> 01:13:06.250 align:center
- That's all.
- God, it was real?
01:13:06.333 --> 01:13:11.208 align:center
Grandpa. Can you tell Mom
not to make me have a party next year?
01:13:11.291 --> 01:13:12.916 align:center
I'd rather go fishing with you.
01:13:14.458 --> 01:13:16.458 align:center
Sure, my boy. We'll go fishing.
01:13:16.541 --> 01:13:21.500 align:center
Yes. But first I have to tell you
something important.
01:13:22.083 --> 01:13:28.125 align:center
I think we are living
in the afterlife of another life.
01:13:30.208 --> 01:13:31.625 align:center
All will be fine, my boy.
01:13:31.708 --> 01:13:34.625 align:center
- Now first put the gun down very slowly.
- Yes.
01:13:34.708 --> 01:13:38.000 align:center
Don't worry.
I've watched this on Breaking Bad.
01:13:39.583 --> 01:13:42.875 align:center
And now… kick it over to me.
01:13:43.416 --> 01:13:44.833 align:center
- No!
- No!
01:13:51.625 --> 01:13:53.500 align:center
- I'm here, Dad.
- I hit Grandpa.
01:13:53.583 --> 01:13:55.833 align:center
- Can you hear me?
- It's all right. Look at me.
01:13:55.916 --> 01:13:58.083 align:center
- Grandpa will be okay.
- I'm so sorry.
01:13:58.166 --> 01:14:00.166 align:center
- It's all my fault.
- You know who I am?
01:14:00.250 --> 01:14:02.541 align:center
I didn't listen
and forced you to this party.
01:14:02.625 --> 01:14:05.625 align:center
- Do you know who you are?
- I'm sorry I saw you as a problem.
01:14:05.708 --> 01:14:07.916 align:center
Oh God! Marlene, we need an ambulance!
01:14:08.875 --> 01:14:11.791 align:center
Are you crazy? Our father is bleeding!
01:14:11.875 --> 01:14:14.791 align:center
- Mom, ambulance!
- Call an ambulance!
01:14:23.666 --> 01:14:24.875 align:center
I'm dying.
01:14:26.708 --> 01:14:28.333 align:center
I'm really dying.
01:14:30.375 --> 01:14:31.875 align:center
But wait a minute.
01:14:32.791 --> 01:14:35.250 align:center
- I was dead already.
- Dad?
01:14:35.333 --> 01:14:39.541 align:center
You! Call Chenguang and tell her
that I can't make it to salsa tomorrow.
01:14:39.625 --> 01:14:41.041 align:center
You dance?
01:14:41.125 --> 01:14:42.458 align:center
Who is Chenguang?
01:14:42.541 --> 01:14:45.791 align:center
And someone has to tell me
how Breaking Bad ends.
01:14:45.875 --> 01:14:47.583 align:center
You. You know that.
01:14:47.666 --> 01:14:52.375 align:center
Saul goes to jail. Walt dies.
But you need to calm down.
01:14:52.458 --> 01:14:54.000 align:center
Walt dies.
01:14:54.083 --> 01:14:56.833 align:center
- Breathe deeply.
- Just like me.
01:14:59.750 --> 01:15:01.666 align:center
I was a bad father.
01:15:02.291 --> 01:15:06.166 align:center
I should never have stopped you
from dancing. I have to make it right.
01:15:07.083 --> 01:15:08.166 align:center
I…
01:15:10.000 --> 01:15:12.208 align:center
I have to see you dance.
01:15:12.750 --> 01:15:14.833 align:center
You're joking. He's joking.
01:15:14.916 --> 01:15:16.250 align:center
Dance for me.
01:15:16.333 --> 01:15:17.750 align:center
Most definitely not.
01:15:20.375 --> 01:15:22.500 align:center
Now! Dance for me.
01:15:23.083 --> 01:15:24.750 align:center
Okay.
01:15:26.416 --> 01:15:28.333 align:center
- Marlene?
- Timo.
01:15:31.500 --> 01:15:32.958 align:center
- Marlene.
- Timo.
01:16:10.958 --> 01:16:12.625 align:center
These are my children!
01:16:12.708 --> 01:16:16.541 align:center
These are my beautiful, crazy children.
01:16:19.291 --> 01:16:20.625 align:center
They're all gone!
01:16:27.291 --> 01:16:28.375 align:center
Fuck.
01:16:32.833 --> 01:16:35.750 align:center
You really think
one can't tell he's asleep?
01:16:35.833 --> 01:16:39.000 align:center
Relax, he looks like
an ordinary guy driving a car.
01:16:41.791 --> 01:16:43.375 align:center
Hi, buddy.
01:16:43.875 --> 01:16:45.083 align:center
I feel sick.
01:16:45.166 --> 01:16:47.958 align:center
Don't worry, you'll see Grandpa
before he dies.
01:16:48.041 --> 01:16:51.416 align:center
Do you think it was such a good idea
to bring the baby?
01:16:52.041 --> 01:16:54.875 align:center
- I think it wants a breast.
- Don't we all?
01:17:00.875 --> 01:17:03.666 align:center
- Theo, dude, this is the best party ever.
- Yeah!
01:17:19.458 --> 01:17:22.416 align:center
Hey, Dad. How are you?
01:17:23.416 --> 01:17:28.541 align:center
Well, Lost is really good.
Incredible storytelling.
01:17:29.083 --> 01:17:30.375 align:center
Lost?
01:17:30.458 --> 01:17:32.500 align:center
I know the ending of Breaking Bad.
01:17:32.583 --> 01:17:34.958 align:center
The idiot in the ambulance spoiled it.
01:17:35.041 --> 01:17:36.625 align:center
Kids.
01:17:36.708 --> 01:17:38.500 align:center
I owe you an apology.
01:17:38.583 --> 01:17:42.416 align:center
When I saw you
squirming around in that ambulance,
01:17:42.500 --> 01:17:45.833 align:center
I realized how much we messed you up,
Mom and I.
01:17:45.916 --> 01:17:48.958 align:center
But, Timo, the fact
that you want to take care of me now
01:17:49.041 --> 01:17:53.541 align:center
shows that you've turned out
as a pretty decent guy after all.
01:17:55.000 --> 01:17:56.541 align:center
Thank you for the offer.
01:17:56.625 --> 01:17:57.958 align:center
It's really sweet.
01:17:58.625 --> 01:18:01.958 align:center
But I'm not ready
to throw in the towel yet.
01:18:02.041 --> 01:18:04.541 align:center
I didn't mean it like that.
01:18:04.625 --> 01:18:08.291 align:center
Yeah, I know.
I might take you up on it one day.
01:18:08.375 --> 01:18:10.291 align:center
But I haven't been to Indonesia yet.
01:18:10.375 --> 01:18:12.708 align:center
And I haven't licked a Colorado toad
01:18:12.791 --> 01:18:16.833 align:center
or done anything
that one could call group sex.
01:18:18.125 --> 01:18:20.625 align:center
- Although…
- Dad!
01:18:20.708 --> 01:18:23.041 align:center
Anyway, I have a much better idea.
01:18:23.875 --> 01:18:26.458 align:center
Let Marli and Theo move in with you.
01:18:26.541 --> 01:18:29.583 align:center
The house is big enough,
and the boy needs space.
01:18:30.958 --> 01:18:32.875 align:center
I'll think about it.
01:18:34.125 --> 01:18:35.625 align:center
- Me too.
- Good.
01:18:37.291 --> 01:18:38.166 align:center
Grandpa!
01:18:38.250 --> 01:18:40.083 align:center
How did you get here so fast, hm?
01:18:41.041 --> 01:18:43.833 align:center
I drove us in the 911, Frischmann.
01:18:43.916 --> 01:18:45.666 align:center
It's a real rocket.
01:18:45.750 --> 01:18:47.333 align:center
Does it still hurt?
01:18:47.416 --> 01:18:50.541 align:center
- Hm, no.
- Did you need to have surgery?
01:18:51.833 --> 01:18:54.958 align:center
I'm so sorry I shot you, Grandpa.
01:18:55.041 --> 01:18:57.250 align:center
Oh, they're just mosquito bites.
01:18:57.833 --> 01:19:00.500 align:center
It's a flesh wound, my boy.
These things happen.
01:19:00.583 --> 01:19:01.958 align:center
Not really.
01:19:03.208 --> 01:19:04.958 align:center
- Simon!
- Mom?
01:19:06.125 --> 01:19:07.375 align:center
Yani!
01:19:07.458 --> 01:19:09.791 align:center
You're safe.
01:19:09.875 --> 01:19:11.833 align:center
Yes, look at you.
01:19:14.958 --> 01:19:16.000 align:center
Marlene.
01:19:17.083 --> 01:19:20.041 align:center
There's something
I've always wanted to ask you.
01:19:22.833 --> 01:19:24.541 align:center
Be my girlfriend?
01:19:25.041 --> 01:19:30.166 align:center
Hey, everyone out.
This is a hospital, not a bar. Out!
01:19:30.708 --> 01:19:31.875 align:center
Pronto!
01:19:40.166 --> 01:19:41.166 align:center
Sweetie?
01:19:42.291 --> 01:19:43.625 align:center
I'm sorry.
01:19:44.333 --> 01:19:45.708 align:center
We'll go home now,
01:19:46.416 --> 01:19:48.125 align:center
and you'll get your gun back.
01:19:48.208 --> 01:19:49.958 align:center
I don't think I want it anymore.
01:20:01.833 --> 01:20:03.750 align:center
FLIGHT TRACKER
01:20:07.000 --> 01:20:08.000 align:center
Timo!
01:20:10.916 --> 01:20:11.916 align:center
Why are you here?
01:20:12.000 --> 01:20:14.916 align:center
I saw on Arthur's Insta
that your dad got shot. Is he dead?
01:20:15.500 --> 01:20:18.250 align:center
- No, he's fine.
- Thank God.
01:20:19.875 --> 01:20:22.708 align:center
I'm so sorry about all of this.
01:20:22.791 --> 01:20:24.833 align:center
You knocked over a child, Timo.
01:20:24.916 --> 01:20:26.083 align:center
I know.
01:20:27.000 --> 01:20:29.875 align:center
But look at Baranga.
01:20:30.958 --> 01:20:35.041 align:center
If madness is in my blood,
then so is the ability to change.
01:20:35.958 --> 01:20:37.625 align:center
I'll start therapy.
01:20:38.791 --> 01:20:39.791 align:center
Really?
01:20:46.041 --> 01:20:48.166 align:center
But first I have to ask you something.
01:20:48.250 --> 01:20:49.250 align:center
Okay.
01:20:50.916 --> 01:20:53.958 align:center
Sofia Hortensia Moravia
01:20:54.041 --> 01:20:56.875 align:center
Cadenza Volato.
01:20:58.000 --> 01:21:02.541 align:center
You are the most adventurous,
most curious,
01:21:02.625 --> 01:21:05.541 align:center
most inspiring person I've ever met.
01:21:06.208 --> 01:21:09.000 align:center
You make my life make sense.
01:21:09.083 --> 01:21:11.583 align:center
You make me want to be a better person.
01:21:14.125 --> 01:21:15.791 align:center
- No, not you.
- Oh. Okay.
01:21:20.000 --> 01:21:21.375 align:center
Will you marry me?
01:21:21.458 --> 01:21:24.000 align:center
- Yes! Oh my God, yes!
- Yes?
01:21:28.625 --> 01:21:30.083 align:center
- I love you.
- I love you.
01:21:30.166 --> 01:21:31.166 align:center
Yes?
01:21:49.875 --> 01:21:52.666 align:center
THREE MONTHS LATER
01:21:52.750 --> 01:21:55.000 align:center
One of the biggest lessons of parenthood
01:21:55.083 --> 01:21:58.666 align:center
is that things never go according to plan.
01:21:58.750 --> 01:22:01.500 align:center
And one of life's most important lessons
01:22:01.583 --> 01:22:05.125 align:center
is that this is exactly how the most
beautiful things come about.
01:22:05.875 --> 01:22:09.958 align:center
Because sometimes,
the place you never expected to arrive at
01:22:10.041 --> 01:22:13.166 align:center
is exactly where you should be.
01:22:13.958 --> 01:22:15.041 align:center
At least for now.
01:22:15.125 --> 01:22:17.958 align:center
- Shit, damn it. Theo!
- Coming!
01:22:18.791 --> 01:22:20.166 align:center
We'll miss the plane.
01:22:20.250 --> 01:22:22.125 align:center
Don't annoy the boy, Marlene.
01:22:22.208 --> 01:22:25.041 align:center
He's very sensitive. And trigger-happy.
01:22:25.125 --> 01:22:26.208 align:center
Hang up.
01:22:27.000 --> 01:22:29.083 align:center
Sofia and her parents want to see you.
01:22:29.166 --> 01:22:30.291 align:center
See you tomorrow!
01:22:30.875 --> 01:22:33.083 align:center
Don't forget, we'll go diving.
01:22:38.000 --> 01:22:39.000 align:center
Shit.
01:22:40.250 --> 01:22:44.166 align:center
- No, forget it.
- Your wedding present is in there.
01:22:44.250 --> 01:22:45.250 align:center
Is it big?
01:22:45.833 --> 01:22:48.750 align:center
Huge. Even bigger than your head.
01:22:48.833 --> 01:22:50.750 align:center
My head is proportional to my height.
01:22:50.833 --> 01:22:55.208 align:center
- And my face doesn't look like a moon.
- The moon's beautiful. It's a compliment.
01:22:55.291 --> 01:22:58.083 align:center
- It's not a compliment.
- Shut up.
01:26:37.750 --> 01:26:42.750 align:center
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