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‪-You know where your sister is?
‪-No, no, no. But it's really important.

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‪-No, no, no! This is what's important.
‪-It's really important, Dad.

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‪we need a drink.

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‪-But, Dad, please.
‪-We have a crisis!

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‪Excuse me? I beg your pardon?

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‪You're the one
‪who's been begging me to help,

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‪I was just trying to help.

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‪Where have you been? You're late.

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‪You failed. This child raised herself.

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‪-Mandla.
‪-What?

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‪You're becoming overly familiar…
‪Son, hold here!

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‪-I got it, Dad.
‪-You've gotten overly familiar.

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‪I'm a soldier, my boy. Come!

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‪I'll beat you up, boy.
‪I'll beat you up, boy.

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‪My gosh!

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‪Mandla. Are you all right?

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‪Do you still love me?

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‪Mom. Where are you going now?

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‪I'm coming.

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‪Christmas and Diwali, same WhatsApp group.

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<i>‪Gosh!</i>

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‪Friends, why didn't anybody
‪tell me that Diwali is popping?

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‪My word! I was not prepared.

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‪It's a lot!

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‪No, man!

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‪Useless daughter-in-law anyways.

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‪-Where's your mom?
‪-She's already left.

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‪Good for her.

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‪Because since we arrived--

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‪Mom paid Eazi E to be with her.

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‪Dad,

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‪he's an escort.

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‪This entire time.

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‪Nelson, are you sure about that?

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‪Zama showed me his profile.
‪There's a lot going on there.

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‪How can your mom do something like that?

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‪Gosh, Dad!

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‪Dad, this means
‪you still have a chance.

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‪What we need to do is
‪get rid of this rent boy, Johnny Bravo.

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‪So it's really your heart's
‪desire that I reconcile with your mom?

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‪Dad!

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‪My son!

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‪Leave that to me.

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‪Hey, you. You see, here…

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‪Goodness!

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‪Really, how many Indian guys
‪have you been with?

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‪No, no!

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<i>‪Wow. What's wrong with you?</i>

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‪My word!

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‪Here you go, Ma!

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‪But can I just say

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‪Hold it right there.

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‪Please leave.

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‪Thank goodness, my sister.
‪I was exhausted!

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‪I've been trying, forcing matters.
‪I even ran out of facts about Diwali.

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‪What a struggle!

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‪That's all I had.

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‪-Now.
‪-Yeah, sure. No problem. I'll leave.

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‪But I want you to know
‪you won't get a refund

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‪because you paid
‪for the whole weekend. So…

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‪Just leave, Eazi!

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‪See you at the strip club!

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‪Mmabatho, my love.

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‪Just like glue.

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‪Hey!

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‪So, P. Tell me.

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‪What's going on
‪between you and that kid, Eazi?

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‪Nothing. I told you, didn't I?

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‪You can talk to me.

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‪I'm here for you. Good old Bhubesi.
‪We can end this.

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‪Let's leave it.

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‪What are you doing?

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‪Listen. I'm sorry

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‪for what I said in front of everyone,
‪that you're not a good mother.

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‪But you said it, Mandla.

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‪Because you're the main character.
‪You're always the Van Damme.

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‪And I'm just an extra in your lives.

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‪No, it's not like that, babe.

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‪No, leave this meat.

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‪-Yeah, but we're supposed to work to…
‪-Mandla, just let go of the meat!

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‪Look, I'll fix this mess.

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‪Yes. Be right there!

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‪-Hello?
‪-Hey!

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‪You almost startled me.
‪I'm looking for my niece, Zama.

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‪-Is she here?
‪-Yeah. She's here.

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‪Are you the fireworks guy?

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‪You live here, right?

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‪Listen, bro. Would you be able
‪to hook me up with a lot of meat?

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‪Let's see… You're fresh from Joburg.

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‪Meat is costly. And I'll need a deposit.

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‪Money is not an issue.

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‪I just want meat in bulk. Today.

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‪The deposit will be 5,500.

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‪-Five-point--
‪-Five-point-five, my guy!

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‪Okay, okay, fine!

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‪-Looks like I only have 1,500.
‪-1,500 is just fine.

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‪I'll be back with your meat.

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‪Don't worry.

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‪Let me know if you need…

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‪No, it's all right. Come through, my guy!

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‪with the police commissioners.

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‪We'll be back.

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‪Hey, man. Helmet, please.

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‪Thanks, big guy!

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‪Looks like I'm buying meat from a hitman.

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‪Hey, Penny. I just got a great deal,
‪township-style.

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‪It will be here today. Who's the hero?

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‪I can't read any of this.
‪I have no clue what's written here.

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‪"Dhan-dhania jezeera…"
‪This is all Greek to me.

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‪Sorry. I know my jokes are lame.

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‪But dhania is coriander.

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‪When did you start learning
‪about Indian spices?

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‪When I started living alone
‪I realized that the only way to survive

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‪is to learn to cook for myself.

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‪We have dumplings here,
‪phuthu pap, bean pap,

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‪my famous traditional beer.

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‪So, it's about to go down!

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‪-Nelson, what's going on?
‪-Check this out!

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‪Delivery for Mandla Nkomo.

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‪Hey, man. I didn't order a cow.

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‪Well, you said you wanted meat.
‪Here's meat.

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‪Listen, man.
‪I never said I wanted a live cow.

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‪But, Dad! You're in the motherland, right.
‪Surely you can slaughter a cow.

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‪Yeah, sure. And if you can't, I'm here.
‪I can help, but it will cost you R1,500.

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‪It's the same in Zulu culture.
‪Our slaughtering is sacred.

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‪Hold up! Calm down.
‪So there'll be no meat here?

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‪Well, then. I'm out.
‪My guy, can I have my money?

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‪-Just go, I'll send you an e-wallet.
‪-Sure!

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‪What are we going to do with a whole cow?
‪In uMhlanga Rocks?

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‪Batho, let's go, my child. Come.

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‪Mandla, go.

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‪Well…

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‪We really embarrassed ourselves
‪in front of the Chettys, didn't we?

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‪No. We did what we usually do.

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‪Drawing unnecessary attention
‪to ourselves.

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‪My child, we will do better.

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‪This is all my fault.

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‪I had this dumb idea of what
‪a perfect family should look like.

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‪But truth is,

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‪I kept wishing that you guys
‪would show up for me as parents,

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‪but I didn't pay attention to the fact
‪that you have this whole time.

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‪This whole weekend, you have.

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‪I'm sorry, guys.

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‪Mmabatho Qhawelihle Nkomo.
‪Your dad loves you, okay?

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‪-Was that a cow I heard?
‪-No, there's no cow.

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‪You know, the cow story…

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‪Not here, these are the suburbs.

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‪Excuse me, Yvette.
‪Please pass me the beetroot.

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‪She's a vet, she's not Yvette.

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‪Come, Nelson.

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‪I can't believe you did this.

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‪You already know, the game's the game.

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‪This is Operation Loveback.

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‪If you ever try to play me again

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‪I'll strap you to one of those rockets.