WEBVTT 01:06.185 --> 01:09.385 ‪-You know where your sister is? ‪-No, no, no. But it's really important. 01:09.465 --> 01:11.865 ‪-No, no, no! This is what's important. ‪-It's really important, Dad. 01:13.625 --> 01:15.305 ‪we need a drink. 01:21.545 --> 01:22.905 ‪-But, Dad, please. ‪-We have a crisis! 01:51.865 --> 01:53.585 ‪Excuse me? I beg your pardon? 01:53.665 --> 01:55.425 ‪You're the one ‪who's been begging me to help, 01:55.505 --> 01:56.665 ‪I was just trying to help. 02:01.625 --> 02:03.225 ‪Where have you been? You're late. 02:03.305 --> 02:05.265 ‪You failed. This child raised herself. 02:06.305 --> 02:07.745 ‪-Mandla. ‪-What? 02:15.105 --> 02:16.665 ‪You're becoming overly familiar… ‪Son, hold here! 02:16.745 --> 02:19.345 ‪-I got it, Dad. ‪-You've gotten overly familiar. 02:19.425 --> 02:20.545 ‪I'm a soldier, my boy. Come! 02:21.625 --> 02:23.785 ‪I'll beat you up, boy. ‪I'll beat you up, boy. 02:31.065 --> 02:32.545 ‪My gosh! 02:43.305 --> 02:46.145 ‪Mandla. Are you all right? 02:46.745 --> 02:47.985 ‪Do you still love me? 02:52.465 --> 02:54.665 ‪Mom. Where are you going now? 02:55.665 --> 02:56.745 ‪I'm coming. 02:58.265 --> 03:00.865 ‪Christmas and Diwali, same WhatsApp group. 03:38.345 --> 03:39.385 ‪Gosh! 04:58.825 --> 05:01.905 ‪Friends, why didn't anybody ‪tell me that Diwali is popping? 05:01.985 --> 05:03.505 ‪My word! I was not prepared. 05:03.585 --> 05:05.265 ‪It's a lot! 05:09.225 --> 05:10.265 ‪No, man! 05:58.465 --> 06:00.185 ‪Useless daughter-in-law anyways. 06:31.465 --> 06:34.105 ‪-Where's your mom? ‪-She's already left. 06:34.185 --> 06:35.185 ‪Good for her. 06:36.665 --> 06:37.865 ‪Because since we arrived-- 06:37.945 --> 06:39.825 ‪Mom paid Eazi E to be with her. 06:42.345 --> 06:43.345 ‪Dad, 06:44.105 --> 06:45.305 ‪he's an escort. 06:46.905 --> 06:48.585 ‪This entire time. 06:48.665 --> 06:50.265 ‪Nelson, are you sure about that? 06:50.345 --> 06:53.185 ‪Zama showed me his profile. ‪There's a lot going on there. 06:54.745 --> 06:56.105 ‪How can your mom do something like that? 06:56.185 --> 06:57.345 ‪Gosh, Dad! 07:02.905 --> 07:05.345 ‪Dad, this means ‪you still have a chance. 07:07.905 --> 07:11.465 ‪What we need to do is ‪get rid of this rent boy, Johnny Bravo. 07:15.625 --> 07:18.385 ‪So it's really your heart's ‪desire that I reconcile with your mom? 07:19.585 --> 07:20.945 ‪Dad! 07:33.265 --> 07:34.425 ‪My son! 07:43.705 --> 07:45.105 ‪Leave that to me. 08:28.385 --> 08:30.465 ‪Hey, you. You see, here… 10:30.865 --> 10:31.865 ‪Goodness! 11:20.745 --> 11:22.385 ‪Really, how many Indian guys ‪have you been with? 11:32.025 --> 11:33.025 ‪No, no! 12:28.225 --> 12:30.185 ‪Wow. What's wrong with you? 12:52.225 --> 12:54.705 ‪My word! 12:55.225 --> 12:56.225 ‪Here you go, Ma! 12:57.025 --> 12:58.185 ‪But can I just say 13:07.425 --> 13:08.425 ‪Hold it right there. 13:27.305 --> 13:28.625 ‪Please leave. 13:34.025 --> 13:37.505 ‪Thank goodness, my sister. ‪I was exhausted! 13:37.585 --> 13:40.865 ‪I've been trying, forcing matters. ‪I even ran out of facts about Diwali. 13:40.945 --> 13:42.025 ‪What a struggle! 13:46.625 --> 13:48.385 ‪That's all I had. 13:50.505 --> 13:53.705 ‪-Now. ‪-Yeah, sure. No problem. I'll leave. 13:53.785 --> 13:56.265 ‪But I want you to know ‪you won't get a refund 13:56.345 --> 13:58.625 ‪because you paid ‪for the whole weekend. So… 13:58.705 --> 14:00.065 ‪Just leave, Eazi! 14:06.585 --> 14:07.745 ‪See you at the strip club! 16:20.425 --> 16:22.545 ‪Mmabatho, my love. 20:19.065 --> 20:20.345 ‪Just like glue. 21:29.785 --> 21:30.825 ‪Hey! 21:35.185 --> 21:36.505 ‪So, P. Tell me. 21:36.585 --> 21:38.785 ‪What's going on ‪between you and that kid, Eazi? 21:38.865 --> 21:41.105 ‪Nothing. I told you, didn't I? 21:42.385 --> 21:44.545 ‪You can talk to me. 21:45.305 --> 21:49.825 ‪I'm here for you. Good old Bhubesi. ‪We can end this. 21:49.905 --> 21:50.905 ‪Let's leave it. 21:52.265 --> 21:53.265 ‪What are you doing? 21:55.385 --> 21:57.905 ‪Listen. I'm sorry 21:57.985 --> 22:01.905 ‪for what I said in front of everyone, ‪that you're not a good mother. 22:01.985 --> 22:03.145 ‪But you said it, Mandla. 22:05.785 --> 22:08.625 ‪Because you're the main character. ‪You're always the Van Damme. 22:10.545 --> 22:13.145 ‪And I'm just an extra in your lives. 22:13.225 --> 22:14.385 ‪No, it's not like that, babe. 22:17.065 --> 22:18.065 ‪No, leave this meat. 22:18.145 --> 22:20.745 ‪-Yeah, but we're supposed to work to… ‪-Mandla, just let go of the meat! 22:29.105 --> 22:30.785 ‪Look, I'll fix this mess. 22:57.345 --> 22:59.305 ‪Yes. Be right there! 24:47.225 --> 24:49.185 ‪-Hello? ‪-Hey! 24:52.705 --> 24:55.585 ‪You almost startled me. ‪I'm looking for my niece, Zama. 24:55.665 --> 24:58.225 ‪-Is she here? ‪-Yeah. She's here. 24:58.305 --> 25:00.385 ‪Are you the fireworks guy? 25:02.865 --> 25:04.305 ‪You live here, right? 25:04.385 --> 25:07.265 ‪Listen, bro. Would you be able ‪to hook me up with a lot of meat? 25:08.545 --> 25:13.065 ‪Let's see… You're fresh from Joburg. 25:13.145 --> 25:16.505 ‪Meat is costly. And I'll need a deposit. 25:17.465 --> 25:18.545 ‪Money is not an issue. 25:18.625 --> 25:20.945 ‪I just want meat in bulk. Today. 25:21.025 --> 25:23.145 ‪The deposit will be 5,500. 25:23.225 --> 25:24.905 ‪-Five-point-- ‪-Five-point-five, my guy! 25:24.985 --> 25:26.505 ‪Okay, okay, fine! 25:28.985 --> 25:32.105 ‪-Looks like I only have 1,500. ‪-1,500 is just fine. 25:32.985 --> 25:34.665 ‪I'll be back with your meat. 25:35.585 --> 25:36.625 ‪Don't worry. 25:36.705 --> 25:38.665 ‪Let me know if you need… 25:43.025 --> 25:46.025 ‪No, it's all right. Come through, my guy! 25:51.305 --> 25:52.305 ‪with the police commissioners. 25:53.625 --> 25:55.625 ‪We'll be back. 26:00.185 --> 26:03.065 ‪Hey, man. Helmet, please. 26:05.905 --> 26:07.865 ‪Thanks, big guy! 26:16.905 --> 26:20.265 ‪Looks like I'm buying meat from a hitman. 26:21.985 --> 26:26.985 ‪Hey, Penny. I just got a great deal, ‪township-style. 26:27.065 --> 26:30.625 ‪It will be here today. Who's the hero? 26:33.185 --> 26:36.865 ‪I can't read any of this. ‪I have no clue what's written here. 26:38.145 --> 26:41.745 ‪"Dhan-dhania jezeera…" ‪This is all Greek to me. 26:47.145 --> 26:49.905 ‪Sorry. I know my jokes are lame. 26:49.985 --> 26:52.105 ‪But dhania is coriander. 26:59.985 --> 27:02.305 ‪When did you start learning ‪about Indian spices? 27:02.385 --> 27:05.665 ‪When I started living alone ‪I realized that the only way to survive 27:05.745 --> 27:08.785 ‪is to learn to cook for myself. 27:50.345 --> 27:53.225 ‪We have dumplings here, ‪phuthu pap, bean pap, 27:54.305 --> 27:56.105 ‪my famous traditional beer. 27:56.185 --> 27:58.025 ‪So, it's about to go down! 28:05.425 --> 28:07.985 ‪-Nelson, what's going on? ‪-Check this out! 28:09.585 --> 28:12.745 ‪Delivery for Mandla Nkomo. 28:12.825 --> 28:14.505 ‪Hey, man. I didn't order a cow. 28:14.585 --> 28:17.185 ‪Well, you said you wanted meat. ‪Here's meat. 28:17.265 --> 28:20.225 ‪Listen, man. ‪I never said I wanted a live cow. 28:20.305 --> 28:25.065 ‪But, Dad! You're in the motherland, right. ‪Surely you can slaughter a cow. 28:25.145 --> 28:29.785 ‪Yeah, sure. And if you can't, I'm here. ‪I can help, but it will cost you R1,500. 28:32.305 --> 28:35.985 ‪It's the same in Zulu culture. ‪Our slaughtering is sacred. 28:46.425 --> 28:51.145 ‪Hold up! Calm down. ‪So there'll be no meat here? 28:51.865 --> 28:55.305 ‪Well, then. I'm out. ‪My guy, can I have my money? 28:55.385 --> 28:58.625 ‪-Just go, I'll send you an e-wallet. ‪-Sure! 29:04.265 --> 29:09.945 ‪What are we going to do with a whole cow? ‪In uMhlanga Rocks? 31:14.785 --> 31:16.625 ‪Batho, let's go, my child. Come. 31:16.705 --> 31:18.705 ‪Mandla, go. 33:08.865 --> 33:10.185 ‪Well… 33:10.265 --> 33:13.905 ‪We really embarrassed ourselves ‪in front of the Chettys, didn't we? 33:13.985 --> 33:17.065 ‪No. We did what we usually do. 33:17.145 --> 33:18.785 ‪Drawing unnecessary attention ‪to ourselves. 33:18.865 --> 33:21.545 ‪My child, we will do better. 33:32.905 --> 33:34.985 ‪This is all my fault. 33:35.065 --> 33:40.465 ‪I had this dumb idea of what ‪a perfect family should look like. 33:43.065 --> 33:44.505 ‪But truth is, 33:46.545 --> 33:50.145 ‪I kept wishing that you guys ‪would show up for me as parents, 33:50.225 --> 33:53.385 ‪but I didn't pay attention to the fact ‪that you have this whole time. 33:53.465 --> 33:55.545 ‪This whole weekend, you have. 33:57.105 --> 33:58.745 ‪I'm sorry, guys. 34:03.825 --> 34:07.225 ‪Mmabatho Qhawelihle Nkomo. ‪Your dad loves you, okay? 34:21.585 --> 34:24.385 ‪-Was that a cow I heard? ‪-No, there's no cow. 34:24.465 --> 34:26.255 ‪You know, the cow story… 34:26.344 --> 34:28.234 ‪Not here, these are the suburbs. 36:44.945 --> 36:48.785 ‪Excuse me, Yvette. ‪Please pass me the beetroot. 37:01.225 --> 37:03.065 ‪She's a vet, she's not Yvette. 38:16.385 --> 38:18.825 ‪Come, Nelson. 38:59.865 --> 39:01.945 ‪I can't believe you did this. 39:02.025 --> 39:03.865 ‪You already know, the game's the game. 39:03.945 --> 39:05.665 ‪This is Operation Loveback. 39:07.505 --> 39:09.145 ‪If you ever try to play me again 39:12.145 --> 39:14.225 ‪I'll strap you to one of those rockets.