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‪-No, hold on! Just wait!
‪-You're irritating me.

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‪My love!

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‪No, we're leaving.
‪Clearly Durban doesn't want us here.

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‪Where's the signal here?

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‪Don't listen to her, you're welcome here.

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‪KwaZulu-Natal is your home.

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‪Hold on, Dad, you're from Soweto.

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‪Grandma lives in Soweto,
‪but she's from Mpumalanga.

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‪Hey! Your granddad is from here in KZN!

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‪Gosh! This is our homeland,
‪do you understand me? Idiot!

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‪Whatever, Mr. Melting Pot of Culture…

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‪The place of the Zulus and the Patels!

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‪I could also speak Indian if I wanted to.

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‪Listen here, Johnny Bravo.

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‪Do me a favor and go do
‪your stunts way over there, outside.

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‪Why don't you all go?

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‪My word, Mmabatho!

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‪Mom, you can stay.

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‪This one with an S-curl must leave.

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‪See what you've done now?

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‪Dad, they don't have meat in them.

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‪Batho-Batho,
‪I don't know why you're so mad

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‪when you're the one
‪who hid your engagement.

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‪You like hurting me.

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‪I'm hurting you, Mom?

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‪…I'm here with you,
‪discussing Nando's and "speaking Indian."

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‪And the Chettys, they're at home.

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‪…father, teacher, then God!

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‪What was that girl saying?

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‪Enough of this drama now, okay?

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‪Listen, my child,
‪I've managed to book flights for tomorrow.

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‪Why don't you come with me?

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‪You want me to run away?

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‪No, that's not what I'm saying.

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‪I mean, get away from this space.

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‪Huh? Get some air, put yourself first.

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‪Why do you talk to me like this? Hmm?

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‪What in the world did I do to you?

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‪My parent-teacher evening
‪turned into a marriage counseling session

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‪for you and Dad.

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‪I forged your signature on every
‪single letter Nelson's ever brought home

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‪because you and Dad
‪were too busy breaking up every week.

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‪Tonight, I needed you to be there for me.

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‪I needed it to be about me.

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‪Play nice with Dad and the Chettys.

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‪Tarina insulted me first.

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‪This one time.

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‪Go home, Mom. I'll take care of myself.

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‪As usual.

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‪WE'VE ARRIVED

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‪Piss off! Piss off!

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‪Dad, stop! It's too early
‪for what you're doing. Gosh.

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‪Hey. Gosh!

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‪You see, son, I named you after Madiba,
‪hence the name Nelson.

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‪I told myself you'd be my hero,
‪but now you're treating me like this,

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‪like I'm a squatter.

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‪…then Danone
‪wouldn't be sleeping next to Mom.

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‪They can do whatever they want.
‪I'm not here for them.

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‪I came for my daughter, Mmabatho,
‪and the dinner they invited us to.

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‪I've come to support her.

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‪We're living large, with an ocean view.

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‪One bedroom,
‪you and Mom could be chatting--

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‪You thought your mother and I would…

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‪Forget about it, my boy!

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‪Don't even think about it.
‪That will never happen!

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‪Wait, but…

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‪I don't miss your mother.

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‪I don't miss her.
‪She's a bossy, know-it-all.

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‪Have you heard her laugh?

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‪No, thanks!

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‪Yeah, well, she does have a nice laugh.

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‪A nice laugh, huh?

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‪No, no.

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‪Hey. I just told you I'm not here
‪for that. I'm here to support my child.

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‪My baby girl, Batho, has been really upset
‪since we got to Durban.

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‪It's like she's one of those
‪TV housewives.

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‪Maybe it's the humidity.

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‪…with Danone still loitering around here.

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‪Dad, look.
‪Something is off about that guy.

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‪Think about it.

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‪Dad.

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‪This is what we're going to do.

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‪I'll get Yogi Sip out of the house
‪and try to find out the real story.

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‪Then you and Mom can focus on
‪helping Mmabatho. Do you get me?

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‪-Yeah. Yeah.
‪-Yeah.

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‪Then Mmabatho will see
‪that I am the best parent.

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‪You're right, my son.

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‪You're smart like me.

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‪-Exactly.
‪-Yeah. Yeah.

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‪-There we go.
‪-There we go.

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‪See, now we're in full force!

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‪Yuck!

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‪Friend.

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‪But if Diwali is canceled,
‪then what are we doing all of this for?

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‪Friend, let's go drink.

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‪Let's go to KwaMax!

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‪Sir. My keys? Thank you.

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‪Friend, listen.

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‪What screams…

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‪I need to get new sweetmeats, new clothes…

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‪Hey, cricket for what? Don't bore me, man.

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‪Friend…

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‪-…too much work.
‪-Friend.

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‪-Have some.
‪-I don't need water.

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‪Take this. Give me that.

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‪As long as we're still going to KwaMax.

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‪Bloody rogues.

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‪What is he doing to my mom?

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‪My goodness.
‪What's going on with Durban weather?

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‪Well, this is a sign from the heavens.
‪They're happy that I am home.

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‪Do you want to talk about it?

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‪Mandla, you have ruined Mmabatho.

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‪You've ruined her
‪and now she treats us all badly.

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‪She's convinced we don't care about her.

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‪And studies show that
‪that's common when a parent cheats.

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‪There we go again.

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‪The worst part is,
‪she doesn't rate me as a mother.

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‪No.

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‪These children are just ungrateful.

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‪They don't appreciate
‪the good things we do for them.

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‪Just… Okay,
‪did we ever do that growing up?

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‪A daughter coming home
‪with an engagement ring

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‪before the elders even get together
‪to discuss the marriage.

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‪Already there's a ring? No way!

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‪Yeah, you're right, Mandla.

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‪-Right?
‪-Yes, you are.

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‪Yeah, of course I am.

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‪I'm right.

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‪I think we should go to the Chettys,

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‪sit down with them as elders
‪and face them head on,

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‪so that they can see
‪that we won't back down.

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‪And Mmabatho will also see
‪that we support her.

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‪Where are you going?

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‪What do you mean?
‪I'm going to buy clothes.

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‪You're going to buy clothes?

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‪Penelope, you said
‪that we should do the adult thing

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‪and speak to the Chettys as elders.

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‪We are going to have to look the part.

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‪We have to look a certain way, not…

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‪Let's go! Let's go.

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‪-Let's go.
‪-I'm coming.

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‪Friend, are you sure Varshen
‪and his family shop here?

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‪This is the best place
‪to get authentic sweetmeats.

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‪We are not backing down.

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‪Uncle, No chili, thanks.

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‪…jalebi.

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‪You're forcing things now…

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‪Uncle, please.

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‪You know I don't agree with men but here…

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‪Friend, you haven't met
‪KZN Varshen yet, okay?

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‪He's so focused on his family drama
‪that he's lost sight of us.

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‪Friend, did you find the hair?
‪Wait for me.

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‪Mandla, you're forcing this whole thing.

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‪This is too over the top.

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‪No, they need to know
‪that we are true Zulus.

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‪I'm not Zulu at all.

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‪You're even worse.

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‪You're barely even Zulu,
‪you're from Soweto.

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‪My Lord, you see why I don't like her?

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‪No, no, no, no. Leave her.
‪The Lord sends His strongest soldiers

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‪to fight His toughest battles.
‪We're doing this for our daughter.

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‪No one is as strong as I am.

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‪Well…

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‪Dad? I can't talk right now.

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‪Batho-Batho, we have a small problem.

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‪Please come to the Chetty house.

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‪Well, your mother and I
‪came to smooth things over, you see.

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‪Uh, it hasn't been too terrible, my baby.

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‪Your mom and Tarina are not
‪getting along, but no one's dead yet.

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‪Everything is fine.

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‪Come here,
‪you'll see that everything is fine.

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‪Friend, call Varshen.

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‪Dad, get back in there.

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‪Sir.

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‪Great Elephant.

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‪You called her?

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‪-Gosh.
‪-Friend, relax.

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‪You like to be dramatic. Relax.

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‪Take some deep breaths. Relax, baby girl.

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‪Friend…

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‪So, please relax.

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‪Catch this.

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‪…like a good daughter-in-law.

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‪Damn it! Friend!

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‪Damn it. Friend!

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‪Mom, Dad. What are you doing here?

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‪It's no use speaking Zulu.

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‪Hold it right there.

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‪Dad, do you know any other cricket player…

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<i>‪My goodness!</i>
<i>‪How many catsuits did she bring?</i>

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‪Hello, Batho-Batho.

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‪-The boundary?
‪-What is a boundary?

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‪…go stand way over there.

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‪Yeah, all the way back there.

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‪-Defense.
‪-Back there? Okay.

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‪He knows that you know nothing
‪about cricket.

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‪-Zama, friend.
‪-What?

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‪Listen,
‪since you're so good at wrecking homes,

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‪don't you want to do me a favor
‪and seduce Eazi E so my mom can dump him?

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‪…I'm proud of Aunt Penny.
‪She deserves this.

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‪Let me show you.

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‪Look here. He's an escort,
‪stripper, love practitioner…

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‪My mom is dating stripper?

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‪-Yes. Yes. Get it, Penny.
‪-He must be scamming her.

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‪We don't know.

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‪-Do you understand?
‪-Yeah.

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‪Do we really have to just stand here?

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‪Do you know what I think?
‪I think the one holding the…

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‪-The stick?
‪-Yes, that one.

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‪When he comes this side,
‪we tackle him.

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‪-Yes, hit him like this.
‪-Yeah.

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‪-Dad.
‪-What is it?

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‪I have to tell you something.

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‪Hey, hey, hey.
‪Can't you see we have a medical crisis?

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‪This man needs my gel pack.

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‪-No, Dad, I--
‪-Stop being annoying.

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‪-Wait, Mandla.
‪-What? I want to help him.

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‪Put on a shirt.