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<i>‪But gosh…</i>
<i>‪I think I just complicated all of that.</i>

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‪You're so jealous, Mandla.

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‪Who? Me? Jealous? But my children love me.

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‪We're gonna die in Durban.

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‪…<i>‪maybe even a Tshepo.</i>

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<i>‪Making ting is much easier</i>
<i>‪than doing this.</i>

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<i>‪I just had to be extra.</i>

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‪…my love.

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‪Friend! My friend!

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‪Goodness.

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‪…in my e-mails?

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‪Friend…

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‪Friend!

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‪There we go!

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‪Ladies!

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‪I'm telling you,
‪the thing about you, you rock my world!

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‪You get me?

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‪So nobody read my e-mails?

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‪Tell me.

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‪…who will be her friend?

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‪Why is Mama calling you?

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‪Don't worry about that.

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‪All right, look.

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‪She probably wants to complain
‪about something Dad did, you see?

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‪Don't worry about that.

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‪If you tell your parents…

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‪Girl! When Mama Penny
‪finds out you hid your engagement,

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‪it will hurt her. Gosh.

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‪Oh, God.

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‪Perfect and family don't mix, baby girl.

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‪Friend, that is why
‪we're planning things to the tee, because…

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‪Gosh.

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‪Goodness, baby!

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<i>‪…and almost got initiated.</i>

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<i>‪I call him Dad…</i>

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‪…<i>‪he's a liar who</i>
<i>‪cheated on my mom and broke up our family.</i>

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‪I'm far away, man.
‪I'm home in KwaZulu-Natal.

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‪Well, I'm here for my daughter.

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‪The one and only, the doctor.

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‪This child takes after me.

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‪She gets her love for medicine from me.

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<i>‪See? Liar.</i>

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‪Dr. Skhosana,
‪something has come up. We'll talk.

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‪Qhawelihle, my darling!

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‪My dear child!

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‪I'm so happy to see you!

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‪Dad, what are you…

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‪You're here?

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‪Absolutely! When I got the call
‪informing me to come here and support you

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‪and meet with this young man's family,

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‪I said anything for you, my love.

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‪You see when we sit down today,
‪with Vaccine's family of doctors…

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‪They're doctors, right?

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‪You'll be…

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‪Oh, the sales we'll make!

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‪Knock-knock!

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‪What's up uMhlanga?

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<i>‪Not "Penelopee".</i>

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<i>‪She'll tell you she's my mom, but I did</i>
<i>‪most of the mothering after Dad left.</i>

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‪Tell me I'm not crazy!

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‪-Why's she here? Who invited her?
‪-What the hell is he doing here?

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‪-Who invited… She'll ruin everything…
‪-What are you doing here?

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‪-How'd you afford this trip to uMhlanga?
‪-Making noise all day.

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‪My goodness!

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‪-You said your dad wouldn't be here?
‪-It's not me. Blame Varshen.

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‪-Look.
‪-Varshen, is it you?

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‪-Baby, this is a dignified event.
‪-Is it you?

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‪We don't want people
‪who behave like this. People like this.

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‪Do you even know what "dignified" means?

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‪You don't even know
‪what dignified things look like.

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‪For starters, look at your shirt.

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‪Keep quiet! Everyone keep quiet! Please!

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‪Let's just take some time to…

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‪Why is the Uber driver walking
‪in slow motion?

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‪Oh, no, baby girl.

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‪He's not an Uber driver.

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‪This is Eazi E.

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‪Yuck.

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‪What?

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‪See what I mean?

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‪See what I mean?

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‪I will throw this shoe at you!

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‪It's what you always do.

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‪You want to hi…

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‪-Goodness!
‪-You want to hit me with a shoe

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‪'cause I don't want you
‪to bring a personal trainer

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‪to family gatherings?

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‪He's not a personal trainer.

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‪You shut up!

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‪Do me a favor.

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‪Tell your yogurt instructor
‪to leave, please.

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‪You see? You're embarrassing us.
‪What will the Chettys say

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‪when you bring this thing here?
‪They'll hand him a Danone.

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‪I am laying ground rules for the dinner.

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‪No fighting!

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‪No promotion
‪of any medical drugs and equipment.

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‪Yes, if you don't want me
‪to kill your dad…

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‪Okay, listen.

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‪The Chettys are perfect.

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‪So I need you to make me look perfect.

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‪If you can't do that, leave.

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‪Oh, my goodness!

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‪Right, about that…

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‪Funny story, actually.

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‪No, look. So, apparently,
‪every Indian here in South Africa…

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‪Nice, Baby!

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<i>‪Welcome. Welcome.</i>

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‪My king.

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‪Hold on.

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‪Where's my lobola letter?

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‪-Dad.
‪-Yeah?

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‪My child…

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‪Who did she say she is?

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‪Yvette.

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‪Greetings, Yengwayo.

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‪We welcome the Nkomo family.

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‪Thank you, kind sir.

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‪Thank you to the Chetty family.

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‪Gentlemen!

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‪-He's truly a man.
‪-Yeah.

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‪He truly is.

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‪Goodness!

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‪It's about to go down!

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‪What a show!

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‪Yeah! Do you hear that?
‪Everything is doomed!

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‪Because you've ruined things
‪by bringing this one.

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‪Mandla, you are annoying
‪and you are jealous.

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‪Me? Jealousy? No, look…

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‪I'm here to support my kids.
‪My kids love me, more than you.

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‪Please, not the shoe, Mom! Not the shoe!

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‪Wait, no, Mom!

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‪You have no decorum!

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‪Let's go. Let's go.

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‪We're gonna die in Durban.

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<i>‪So, friend.</i>

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‪Are you the best daughter-in-law

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<i>‪I told you…</i>

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‪…the house burned down.

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‪Are you happy now?

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‪-You've started, right? You've started!
‪-The child is stressed.

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‪Friend…