Hey, you!
Quiz contest, come here.
Come.
Yes, sir. - Quiz master, now answer this.
How many ice-creams did I have until now?
Will I get diabetes?
She hasn't come yet.
Who isn't coming?
She is not taking it. This is impossible.
Who is not taking it? What is she not taking?
'Now keep asking. I won't tell you.'
You are so curious to know everything.
Oh! You want me to be curious about this.
Where is she from?
Is she from U.P?
Is she from M.P?
So, she is an NRI.
She calls me for a meeting.
But never shows up.
Who calls you for a meeting?
Why doesn't she show up?
Keep the change. I will take it later.
Why should I keep the change? Hello!
So I was fighting this case
with serpents since all these days?
You were just fighting the case.
I am living under the same roof with them since years.
Brother Chakku, please get us rid of them soon.
Sister..
It's not so easy to get rid of these serpents.
You can mess with the serpents of forest and run away.
You might get away.
But it's difficult to win
against these imposters.
You know..
Even eating is a difficult task for you.
Do you see that?
He is talking nonsense.
He is talking as if I am having free food here.
What else have you done?
I was the one who got you this degree.
Is it?
You didn't get me that for free.
I helped you get married to my sister..
What are you saying?
Was that a conspiracy?
Little did I know that I would have to bear
the brunt of this mistake.
I have invited troubles for myself by doing that.
You always look for a reason to insult me.
Forget about me.
Think of how we can get rid of these serpents.
We can get rid of them.
Do this.
Get the snake charming instrument from the market.
We will play it every day and strengthen our bond with them.
Trust me.
Do you see that? Just look at that.
He wants me to secure a degree in handling serpents.
Brother Chakku, give us a good solution.
Sure.
For now, we must be strong.
Why do you worry, Sister?
My name is Chakral.
I can deal with anyone.
Everything will be fine. Do not worry.
No, priest. I have already done that.
What am I supposed to do now?
I have a solution. It's a weird
but it will be very beneficial for you.
Your son will get rid of his problem.
I am tense now.
What am I supposed to do?
Give a strong kiss to a lawyer.
Whom am I supposed to kiss?
A lawyer..
But why? - Because, as per your birth chart
only a lawyer can take away your problem from you.
So, kiss a lawyer
and transfer this burden on him.
I want to ask you this again.
Should I kiss a male lawyer or a female lawyer?
You should kiss a male lawyer..
If I find a female lawyer
can I kiss her?
You can. But on your own risk.
How is it a risk?
I mean, if you kiss a female lawyer
your son will definitely get rid of his problem.
But then your wife will become
a trouble for you.
Priest, I know a lawyer.
I will kiss him. - Yes.
But when are you doing this
the person you are kissing should not know
why you have kissed him.
What are you saying? If I don't' tell him
why I am kissing him, he might take it a bad way.
Let him do that.
What is this, priest?
I will be disgraced in the whole Delhi.
They will say that I've this new passion to kiss lawyers.
Don't you love your son then?
I do love my son. But..
Then do what I told you. Good day.
Okay, priest.
Nanu, you are taking so long. Didn't you make the tea yet?
Oh! Hold on. I am preparing it.
What happened? All okay?
The priest had called up.
He is asking for huge fees, isn't he?
No. But he has a new solution.
What is it? - It's weird.
He is asking me to kiss a lawyer to get rid of our problem.
Then do it. He isn't asking you to kiss Madam Victoria.
Is it?
Then call your lawyer, Gyanchand.
He has gone out across the border.
Is it?
Where will I find a lawyer who can bear my kiss?
You are lying.
I wish I was lying. But it's true.
Is Jija a serpent? - Yes.
And you saw it yourself?
I am already tense. Understand this simple thing.
He is a snake's kid. He is a serpent.
But I never got such a feeling.
I grew up playing with him. I never got that feeling
then how can you?
Tell me something.
Did this ever happened that you both had gone out
and he went on to find a rat?
Yes. A rat spoiled his jeans once.
He became so revengeful
that he wanted to crush the rat in the middle of the road
but ended getting his own feet crushed.
He was on bed for six months.
Did you ever see him trying to eat a rat?
No.
Or did he try to eat a toad?
No. Of course, not. - Okay.
Did you see him making that hissing sound?
Shut up!
I saw him sleeping on bed
in his serpent form.
It was..
Hold on. - What are you doing?
I am getting more information about the serpents.
Fetch this information as well.
'How to protect yourself from a serpent, snake's kid?'
That's more important. Hold on. I will do it.
'Make sure you never eat food already bitten by the serpent.'
Oh, I am gone!
We would share food a lot in childhood. I am gone.
Relax, dear. It happened a long time ago.
I think you would've already taken a rebirth by now.
Actually..
Thank God!
I think he was a baby snake back then.
So he had less amount of venom.
But he isn't a baby snake anymore.
Stay away from him at least now.
Because, what do I do without you?
'The more distance you maintain from him'
'the longer will be your life.'
'Even if you go close to him'
'you will end up losing your life.'
Who is it? - I don't know.
May I come in, CP?
CP?
May I?
Oh! Brother Chakku, take some more 'Pakoras'.
You aren't eating anything.
He already had three plates of it.
But you are still saying that he isn't eating anything.
He is someone who eats 30 plates of it.
Sister, in that case, you can get some more.
The flour has got over.
Listen. Get a kilo of flour.
Oh! I left my phone in the room.
Brother-in-law, go, get the flour.
For how long will you enjoy from others' money?
Learn to spend your money too.
We have been taught that we should always eat
from others' money.
Is it? Why do you think so?
Brother-in-law, do not bother me.
Go, get the flour.
To heck with you. Get lost.
Brother-in-law
do this for the sake of my sister.
If you don't listen to me, I will tell her everything.
Your sister and you are the same.
Are you different from your siblings?
Don't you dare speak about my sister?
I will slap you. - Go, get the flour.
If you speak ill about my sister
I would surely talk ill about yours.
My name is Chakral.
Nobody can win an argument with me.
You are right.
What happened?
Why do you both look shocked?
As if you are looking at a serpent.
You are right.
Nothing.
Why have you come here?
Well..
You can't sit on the bed like that.
Oh! I am sorry.
Why have you come here?
Are you asking me why I am here?
Did I come here at the wrong time and disturb you both?
What do you mean?
I mean, boys and girls of your age these days
drink and even gamble in secret.
Hey! We are decent girls. We don't do all that.
Please.
Do decent girls promise but never show up
for an ice-cream date?
When did I promise you?
Ask your manager.
I don't know anything.
Don't do this, CP. It hurts.
I take your jokes seriously.
Do not take it seriously. I am sorry.
I can't let you go so easily.
Then?
I have brought ice-crem from the famous shop.
Let's share it.
Come on.
It's the bed of a young girl.
Okay.
The bed of a young girl.
H-How are you?
I am fine. What about you?
I am not fine.
What happened?
What's so wrong?
It's in your hands.
Had things been in my control
you wouldn't have bene here by now.
Trust me.
I consider you like my brother-in-law.
But what's the use? Your sister went to Jaldi.
Oh, God! What will happen to my brother now?
The serpent who is next to him will decide that.
Lord of serpents, I will present offertory of Rs. 5 to You.
But please don't let him bite my brother.
I will get some water for you.
Sit there.
So tell me.
How is your sister?
She is fine.
Do you know what?
I was the one who got your sister's proposal first.
But Jaldi won her.
He got married to Sophia.
You are right. Even I don't like Jaldiram.
He is a very cheap man.
Do you see that?
Trust me. I consider you my brother-in-law.
Do you consider Jaldi to be your wife's brother?
Come on, have this ice-cream.
No.
Bubli, you have it, at least.
My name is Titli.
Titi, have some ice-cream. - No.
Have it. - No!
You are screaming as if it's a glass of poison.
Yes.
Yes?
No.
Have it.
No.
No. I am allergic to it.
Do you have allergy from ice-cream?
You were having so much ice-cream at Ghissu's place.
I have developed allergy from today.
At least, you should have it, Buttariya.
Don't call me that. It's only Bunty who gets to call me that.
Bunty..
You just call me Titli.
You just give me the list of your names
I should refer you with.
Titli.
Titli, you have it.
Why are you crying?
People tend to cry when they see their death close to them.
Yes.
Death?
Whose death?
Forget it. You just forgive us.
I won't go without making you have this ice-cream.
Keep it there. I will have it later.
No. I will make sure you have it fresh.
No. I have itchy throat.
I will get some 'Pakoras' for you..
No. Listen to me.
Listen. Where are you going?
Where are you going?
I am going to get 'Pakoras' for you.
My horse.
Your cheeks are like 'Pakoras'.
Let me bite them.
I beg of you.
Do not do anything as such with me.
I consider you my brother-in-law.
Get up.
Now, I am going to do something
which will give you some pain. Okay?
But don't be scared. Stay there..
What happened to him?
I just kissed him.
He has now spread on the floor like a 'Dosa'.
Oh, God! He is acting
as if I molested him.
It's good that Sophia isn't around.
Or else, she would've thought bad about my character.
It's the right time, Nanhe. Let's leave.
Bye..
Oh! He bit my brother.
He was so young.
Your brother is someone even the death was scared of.
He couldn't do anything in his life.
As if you have achieved a lot in life.
Why are you after me?
Let's take him.
I will make some ginger tea for you.
I will get sick if I have hot tea soon after having this.
I will take you to the doctor.
Why are you after me?
Please have it..
Oh, wow!
You can buy 100 such ice-creams from the doctor's fees.
Why are you forcing them to have that ice-cream?
Oh, wow!
I have told you so many times
that snatching ice-cream from others is bad manners.
'Are you thinking the same?'
'Hashtag, me too.'
'That means, even Gullu is a serpent. - Same, pal..'
See, pal.
Do not be disappointed. I am sorry.
I will get another ice-cream of strawberry flavour for you.
No.
I will get it.
He wants to kill me.
I am not even married yet.
Stop saying that.
'I will never let you'
'get married.'
Oh! Nanhe bit my brother.
That's what your brother deserves.
He blamed me for luring you
and marrying you.
That's the truth.
Or else, you wouldn't have got me.
I wish I had never done that.
I wouldn't have been here with you.
Mr. Jaldiram, I will tell you what the real trouble is.
What is going on? What happened?
I think it's Mr. Jaldi who cheated Mr. Nanhe.
Oh!
Where did you read that?
I got a news article from the 1990's.
It had this headline, 'Jaldiram cheats Jamwal Jindal's'
'breaks his alliance with a beautiful girl'
'and marries the girl himself.' - What?
Dad, is that true?