I'm sure someone screamed from in there.
Bunty, what are you doing here? - I fell, ma'am.
Then who screamed? - I got hurt so I screamed.
You scared us for no reason. Let's go, Mom. This is nonsense!
How did you scream? - I was in a hurry to give you the key.
I tripped near your gate and screamed.
Don't scream at this hour, understand?
If you feel like it the next time, scream in your head.
Give me the key.
Why do you wear such tight jeans? Hurry up!
He told me to scream in my head. He just screamed.
Is this funny, Dad? Why are you calling me?
When did I call? Look, my hands are free.
Then did your phone call on mine on its own?
What rubbish, dear! My phone..
Where's my phone?
Then who screamed? - I got hurt so I screamed.
He's doing it. He's joking with me.
What are you saying, dear? Look, my hands are here.
Then who's calling me? - I don't know.
Nanhe..
Sir, you don't know where your phone is?
Answer the call. - Yes, lift it. - Hello.
Hello? - My daughter is very smart.
She got rid of the ones upstairs, Nanhe's family.
Of course. I didn't want those unlucky people to be present
at my wedding functions. - You're right.
They must have taken the flight to Goa by now. - Yes, of course.
Don't talk about them. Mom, tell me quickly.
How should I react when the boy comes to meet me?
I'll tell you what, take the boy on the terrace.
Rubbish! Come on, Dad.
Is there no other place to go to other than the terrace?
You want me to build a tower for you, dear?
Dear, considering the amount of money you have
you can build a couple of historic towers.
I've already married a historic tower
that has deprived me of all hopes.
Do you understand? - I've understood, dear. - Totally.
Well, she wanted to send you to Goa so she could marry.
Ms. Connaught Place. - But when these unlucky people
can't tolerate our happiness
how can they be happy?
Come on, let's go back.
Just wait and watch how I ruin their function.
I will go back, sir, but the question is that Nanhe..
I'm sorry. Who called from sir's phone?
What did you say? - Nothing. - Are you making fun of me?
No, Mom, actually, I was telling dad to build
a historic building like the Taj Mahal.
You know, the entry fee for the Taj Mahal is Rs. 1000.
He'll make a lot of money.
So I should first build the Taj Mahal and then get you married?
No way. By the time you finish building the Taj Mahal
our daughter will grow really old.
Oh, cutie! - Come here.
Come here.
You got so angry as if someone has deprived you of all hopes.
Stop it. You sound like a motor engine.
Go get 'Dal'. - Yes.
Hey! Push me, dear! Hey!
This is great. Come, dear.
Give me.
Hey! I'm done for.
Oh, God! Come, my son!
Come on! Well done. No..
Be careful.
The enemies shouldn't know
that we've ruined their plans.
Now we'll go in quietly and hide as if we aren't here.
My son is golden. - Dad.
Jija dear, someone help me jump that side. Somebody flip me.
Why don't you pull her? - What nonsense! I can't pull her.
Shut up. Don't talk nonsense, Nanhe.
What happened? - Don't ruin the plan.
Gullu, you jump on the other side.
Mom will get on top of you and come here. Come on.
What is it that you want? - Be quiet.
You want me to die a bachelor?
You won't let any desire of mine fulfil.
Stop your drama. Nanhe. - Yes, dear?
Dad, pull mom, please. - It's okay.
Dear, you go. I'm weak.
Dad, your body doesn't seem weak at all.
You seem quite healthy and strong.
I think he has only flesh, no bones. - Shut up!
I'll punch you and.. - Be quiet. Quiet.
Stop fighting with each other and help me jump.
Mom, your son will help you. Come.
My golden child. My son!
Mr. Chaudhary, there are a lot of girls and boys.
Sir, my job is to get people married.
But you won't be able to get anyone married again.
CP, dear, when did you come?
I told you
to end my wedding drama or you'd repent.
But I cancelled the alliance, dear.
A boy is coming to my house to see me.
I want to know who brought this alliance!
Dear, I swear on all the alliances that I've fixed.
I didn't fix this alliance.
How long are we going to remain like that? - Talk softly.
How long are we going to remain like that? What's next?
Gullu, we'll now do
what they must have never imagined.
What are we going to do? I'm scared of violence.
We are not dacoits. Stop your nonsense.
What's to be done? What to do?
This girl.. What's her name? TP.. - CP.
What did CP do what that family came for my alliance?
She killed the niece. - No, she did that later.
First, they ran away when they saw his face.
You've been insulting me. Am I that bad-looking, Mom?
Not at all. - I'll slap you. Don't say anything to my son.
My son is golden. - My golden boy.
Hold on. - Hold on. Tell me.
I have a fantastic idea. - Wow!
Out with it. Tell us.
Bunty! Bunty!
What is it, sir? - Listen to me. Come here.
Listen, the boy's family is coming.
Go in and make sure the food is arranged.
And put a nice cloth on the table. Understand?
You should put some clothes on you first.
Bunty. - Yes.
Hi. Can you bring me an espresso?
Why don't you express it first? You want espresso all the time.
I've become a servant for your sake.
Do some work. It won't harm you.
I'm doing this only for your love.
Hey, Bunty. Stop chatting with Titli.
Go and check the food arrangements.
Titli, dear, is CP ready? - Yes, sir, she's almost ready.
Really? Okay, that's good.
The boy's family is here. Saifi!
What's her name? Saifu! Oh, no. Saif!
What kind of a name she is!
Whenever I try calling out to her
I end up taking Taimur's father's name.
What is it? Why are you screaming?
I was getting her ready. - The boy's family is here.
CP, come quickly! The boy is here.
Where is he? Where is the boy? - CP, hold on.
Will you go before the boy empty-handed?
Should she hold a knife then?
Don't talk about sharp objects at this time.
Yes, Mom. The boy that came to see me the last time..
Uncle Zoravar was here. He passed out on seeing him.
And when he gained consciousness
we learnt that uncle had once looted a bus
and his parents and he were in the bus at that time.
This is how your family is. Dacoits.
But I love you.
Excuse me.
Mom, he's here.
He's a prince.
Mom, you'd tell me stories of princes when I was a child.
He looks like a prince, just like that.
Oh, my God! Mom!
I accept this alliance without any doubts.
I like him.
Ma'am, I'm their driver. Sir is outside.
This is nonsense!
I've told you not to be so desperate.
Driver, is your master here? - Yes, he's here.
He sent me in to ask if he can come in.
They've come to meet us. Go and call them.
Tell them to come in. - Okay. - Hold on.
Wait for two minutes. The moment is inauspicious.
Hold on. I'll tell you what. Bring them in after two minutes.
Go slowly.
Slower. Very good.
Wow! Come quickly. We need to make arrangements.
Now listen to me..
Titli!
His driver is so handsome. Imagine how handsome he must be!
I just can't wait to see him. - CP, excited!
He may be the most handsome boy in the world.
I won't let you two marry, girl.
Well, Mr. Jaldiram, I thought you must be elderly.
But you're still growing.
Forget about me, sir. You've grown hair even on your helmet.
Introduce me. - Oh, yes. Meet my wife.
What is your name? - Well, Accountant Premchand said
what's in the name?
Shakespeare said that. - Exactly.
Someone said, what's in the name?
Well, you can call her whatever you want.
Okay, then I'll call her King George the second.
My name is Sophia.
CP, blush.
There you are. The way she is looking at him
I feel alike she's celebrated honeymoon with him
in her imagination. - Be quiet.
CP, dear.
CP. Hey, CP!
She's my daughter. - I see. - It's me.
I thought she was your mother.
He's my son, Chandra Prakash.
Sir, you can call me CP.
CP, dear. Go and show the fields to Chandra Prakash.
Sir, do you have a farm here?
I'm a farmer's son. Whenever my axe loses its sharpness
I go on the terrace and plough the field.
In this way, I satisfy the farmer in me.
That's great.
Shall we? - Yes.
CP, shy.
This is our small farmhouse.
Nice.
zDo you plough the field?
No, we have labourers.
They do their job and leave. - I see.
You didn't tell me your name.
What's your name?
I told you downstairs. Chandra Prakash.
You can call me CP.
What's your name?
You can call me CP too.
But what's the full form of CP? - Connaught Place.
What did you say your name was? - I haven't told you my name.
So, tell me now.
My name is Banwari Laal Bansal.
This is my wife, Agni Bansal.
I see. Then you might burn easy.
Do you own this house? - Yes.
We own the entire house.
How many square feet is it? - Around 9000 square feet.
How big are the rooms? - They are quite big.
They're so big that you could use them as wrestling arena.
How big is the hall?
The way you've been inquiring about my house
you seem to be more interested in the house than my daughter.
Excuse me, sir. Where's the bathroom?
Hold on.. - Hey..
What are you going to do outside the bathroom?
No, just like that.. - Hold on. Just tell him the way.
He'll go. He's not a child.
Where are you going? Stay here.
If he gets inside the haunted room
our hopes will be shattered.
Where do I have to go? - Just tell him.
Okay, go straight
take a left and enter the second door. Okay?
Okay, sir.