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…and the once uninhabited island,

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42 nautical miles from the coast
of colonial New England,

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came to be known as Widow's Bay.

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Now home to over 3,000 residents,

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a town comprised
of fishermen, families, and friends,

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all thanks to one man.

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Thank you for joining us
for Richard Warren's journey

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from humble tradesmen

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to the first Reeve Prime
and Lord Island Protector,

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an office the town
now colloquially refers to as "Mayor."

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And here's Richard the widower with his…
his adoring second wife, Sarah Warren.

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She's seen here
preparing the evening meal.

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We also have her journal.

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So, where are you all from?

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We've never had so many visitors.

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Come on out tonight

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And we'll lead the others
On a ride through paradise

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And if you feel all right
Then we can be lovers…

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There there's no cell reception
on the island.

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Thanks.

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Can I help?

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No, I have a map. Thanks.

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Yeah, I made it.

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Warning, it's not to scale.

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I'm sorry, I'm the mayor.

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My photo's on page four.

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Well, that's fun.

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Well then you should probably know
the map isn't the problem,

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it's your street signs.

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Unless this actually is "Dickhole Street"?

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It's not.

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Where are you headed?
Can I offer you a ride?

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All right. Just…

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don't murder me.

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We got in last night,
but we just went to bed.

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There was a time
we would have picked Vegas,

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but these days a bachelorette in a place
like this is a little more our speed.

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- You getting married?
- Me? No.

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No, just a bridesmaid.

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We're staying at the Inn.

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How was your stay?

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It's nice. It's quaint.

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- Great.
- Yeah.

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Man, if I lived here,

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I would go to the beach with a coffee
and a crossword every morning.

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Then you should go
to the opening tomorrow.

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I'm doing the inaugural swim.

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It's just one of the island traditions.

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The mayor swims in the ocean every year

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to show that it's safe from…

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the island's history of ocean…

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dangers.

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- Interesting.
- Yeah.

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We're also hosting
a Sunset Cocktails event after.

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I mean, if you and your friends
are looking for some nightlife.

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Tonight the girls were talking
about going to Barnabus Tavern.

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- It's supposed to be a dive bar.
- Yeah.

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Do you… do you go there?

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Yeah, sometimes.

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Well, maybe I'll see you there then.

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Yeah. Yeah. Maybe.

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Well, some of the cash businesses downtown

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are balking at the idea
of a city sales tax.

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They said… actually they said,

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"If you want this blood money,
you gotta come and get it yourself,"

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which felt threatening.

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So… I don't know, I'm at a loss.
What do you think, Tom?

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Yeah. Yeah.

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No, of course. Yeah, that's great.

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Hey, are we getting the word out
about the sunset cocktails?

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I just feel like no one knows about it.

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I have personally been spreading the word

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and Rosemary's been passing out flyers
all morning.

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Yeah, I think she's
just been smoking outside.

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You really need to stay on top of this,
'cause I spoke to a woman,

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hadn't heard about any of it.

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- What woman?
- Just a woman.

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- Where did you speak to her?
- In my car.

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I don't understand.

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Well, she was lost,

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so I offered her a ride 'cause
it seemed like the right thing to do.

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- Of course. Excuse me.
- That's fine.

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Anyway, let's just make sure
every accommodation has all the info.

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Restaurants too.
And… I also want to talk about music.

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What music we're going to play
when I walk from the platform

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to the ocean for the swim,
because I don't want that to be awkward.

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- Was she attractive?
- I didn't notice one way or the other.

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- How old was she?
- She was… She was age-appropriate.

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What an odd way to describe someone
who you're just giving a ride.

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Well, Patricia, as mayor,

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the safety of the residents of…

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and visitors to…
our seaside village is my top priority.

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So if a woman is stranded and
needs my help, yes, I'm going to offer it.

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Okay, so what is the age cutoff?

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Because you once saw me with a flat tire,

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- and you kept on driving.
- No, I didn't see you.

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Ruth doesn't even have a car.
She walks to work.

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Well, I thought she enjoyed the exercise.

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Hey, Ruth,

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may I offer you a ride tonight?

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- Oh, no. Thank you.
- Yeah.

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It's the mornings that are hard.

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Bases loaded for Detroit. Nobody out.

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While Boston's just trying
to minimize the damage.

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Detroit scored two in the first,
and now Boston's in another jam here.

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Top of the Detroit order
coming up in the fourth.

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They needed at least six innings…

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Hello.

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Hey.

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- Am I catching you at a bad time?
- No.

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Where you going?

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Meeting colleagues. At the Barnabus.

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- Colleagues? Colleagues?
- Yeah.

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Okay. Well, I'll… I'm going to be home.

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- Right, 'cause you're grounded.
- Yeah, of course.

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Did you change Dickens Street
to Dickhole Street?

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Somebody did that?

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That's horrible.

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Have a good time with your colleagues.

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Somehow it seems

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It was all another dream

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Soon…

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Excuse me, ma'am?

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Miss?

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Do you need a ride?

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Miss?

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Hello?

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Fuck, fuck.

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Fuck.

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Did you write that down?

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Look, she's probably a homeless woman
who got a free ride on the ferry,

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but you should call the mental hospitals
on the mainland, you know, just in case.

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And set up a perimeter around the island.

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Island has a perimeter.

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It's called the ocean.

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Okay. I don't know
where your patience is this morning,

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but did you write down she was fast?

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Yes.

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I… Listen, I have…

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You sure this wasn't
an animal that did this to you?

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No. Why?
Does it look like an animal wound?

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Not to me.

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Then why would you… Oh, my… I can
still swim in the ocean with this, right?

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Of course you can't.

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Isn't salt water good for wounds?

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Remind me, where did you get your MD?

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I'm not doing this with you again.

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I have the swim today.
I have to go in the ocean.

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You did your residency with Dr. MacArthur,

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- right?
- Stop! Stop it! Stop it.

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I'm sorry. It's just everything's planned,
people will be waiting.

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I mean, who wouldn't show up
for Sunset Cocktails?

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It's free drinks and a sunset.

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- Tom.
- What?

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What happened to your arm?

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I got scratched by an elderly woman.

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Was she in her 40s?

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You know what?
I was trying to do something nice. I…

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I saw a woman walking alone late at night…

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And I offered her a ride,

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she scratched me,
now it won't stop bleeding.

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Tom, you just missed a visitor. Mersa.

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Marissa? She was here? What did she say?

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She asked if you were here. I said no.

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Did she leave a number?

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No. But… But she said…

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- Ruth.
- She said…

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- She said…
- Yeah.

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"Maybe she'd see you at…

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swim…"
There's one more word, just a minute.

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Today.

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Thanks.

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"I officially open the ocean."
"I officially open the ocean."

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Sounds like the Sea Hag.

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The what?

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Your scratch.

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Old fishermen's lore, you heard of it?

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No, because I can't keep track of
the amount of bullshit this island spews.

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No, please don't settle in.

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Rosemary, whatever weird tale you're about
to tell me, I don't wanna know.

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Story goes,

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the Hag targets lonely sailors
and follows them home at night.

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She scratches you and she gets some
of your skin under her fingernails

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so she can track you down
like a bloodhound.

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She's a trickster.

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Waits until she's got you alone,
got you weak.

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No, you can't have my water.

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I don't need to hear the rest of this.
I don't have the time.

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Can't do anything right today.

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What's wrong?

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Apparently, there's no way
to get electricity to the beach.

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Why am I just hearing about this now?

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Wha… You know, this was Patrici…
Where is she?

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Well, I think she's pretty caught up
in her cocktail hour,

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but I radioed Garrett
to have him hook us up

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to the marina electrical via converter,
and he's on the way.

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How fucking long is that gonna take?

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No rush, Garrett. Take your time.

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He's riding a bicycle?

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Jesus Christ.

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He stopped.

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Oh, no, no, no. Don't…

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Oh… Oh, no.

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Oh, for fuck's sake.

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Don't bring the bike back!

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Okay.

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- It's working?
- Yeah.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thanks…

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Hello, everyone.

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Hello.

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It's not working.

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It is my… It is my honor…
It's not working.

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I can hear it.

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Hello, everyone!

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As mayor, it is my honor
to keep this tradition alive.

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I would like to welcome
all our new friends joining us this year.

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So here's to a safe
and spectacular summer.

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I officially open the ocean!

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Tonight's the night
We're gonna make it happen

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Here we go.

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Tonight we'll put
All other things aside

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Give in this time and show me…

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We're goin' for those pleasures
In the night

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Oh, God!

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Hey. Come on.

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Hey. It's all right, buddy.

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Zenith. Cool.

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Are you gonna tell me
what the fuck you're doing in my house?

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I just thought I'd check in.

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Check in. Wellness check?

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Okay.

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Why don't you just tell me what finally
made you able to ring my doorbell?

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Have you ever heard of a hag?

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Specifically one that scratches you
and then tracks you down?

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Every sailor knows the story of the hag.

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Lads say farewell to Ensign Trag

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He went to shore and met the Hag

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With just one gash betrothed they be

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She followed him on land and sea

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For if you let her pierce your skin

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Betwixt her thighs, your final sin

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I don't understand. How do you die?

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She crawls into your bed
and sits on your face.

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I can't believe I let you
into my head again.

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- Goddamn it.
- Wait, Tom. Tom!

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When did she get you?

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Doesn't matter.

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Find a chest,
lock yourself in it from the inside.

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- A chest?
- Yeah. Her scratch paralyzes you.

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You'll get tired.

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By tonight,
you won't be able to lift a finger.

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Now, you stay in there for 72 hours.

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Till the wound heals,
then she can't track you no more.

00:20:35.152 --> 00:20:38.113 align:center
Otherwise, she'll hunt you down.

00:21:08.727 --> 00:21:10.686 align:center
Hello, Gil. PJ.

00:21:10.687 --> 00:21:11.688 align:center
- What's up.
- Hey.

00:21:12.189 --> 00:21:14.566 align:center
Hey, they're going to Shawn's house
to stay over.

00:21:15.359 --> 00:21:17.653 align:center
You're grounded. You're not
even supposed to have friends here.

00:21:18.153 --> 00:21:19.154 align:center
Oh, yeah.

00:21:19.738 --> 00:21:21.030 align:center
Yeah.

00:21:21.031 --> 00:21:24.116 align:center
By the way, some lady named Marissa called

00:21:24.117 --> 00:21:27.412 align:center
and said that she's going
to the Driftwood now if you're free.

00:21:29.748 --> 00:21:31.291 align:center
Who's the lucky lady, Mr. Loftis?

00:21:32.251 --> 00:21:33.459 align:center
She's a friend, PJ.

00:21:33.460 --> 00:21:35.587 align:center
Hey. I could…

00:21:36.463 --> 00:21:40.049 align:center
I could go to Shawn's house
to just play a game

00:21:40.050 --> 00:21:42.427 align:center
with some friends or something,
if you're out of the house.

00:21:43.971 --> 00:21:46.347 align:center
And you won't be going out
until all hours?

00:21:46.348 --> 00:21:50.059 align:center
This is a sleepover party?

00:21:50.060 --> 00:21:53.272 align:center
Yes, it's a sleepover party. Yes.

00:21:55.023 --> 00:21:56.024 align:center
Okay.

00:21:57.276 --> 00:21:59.068 align:center
Okay, but please don't do that thing

00:21:59.069 --> 00:22:00.778 align:center
where you tell me
you're staying at Shawn's

00:22:00.779 --> 00:22:03.281 align:center
and then tell Shawn's parents you're
staying here. Just stay at Shawn's,

00:22:03.282 --> 00:22:04.575 align:center
all right? I'm trusting you.

00:22:05.075 --> 00:22:06.242 align:center
Yes, of course.

00:22:06.243 --> 00:22:07.703 align:center
We're honest with each other.

00:22:08.704 --> 00:22:09.705 align:center
Right?

00:22:15.544 --> 00:22:17.587 align:center
Dude, your dad's gonna get his dick wet.

00:22:17.588 --> 00:22:18.589 align:center
What?

00:23:06.637 --> 00:23:09.264 align:center
I'm so sorry
that our food is taking so long.

00:23:09.765 --> 00:23:11.724 align:center
Oh, my God. You hate this woman.

00:23:11.725 --> 00:23:13.977 align:center
No, no, I don't. I swear, I don't.

00:23:15.145 --> 00:23:17.355 align:center
But if I'd known Kathy
was working the Driftwood tonight,

00:23:17.356 --> 00:23:18.982 align:center
I would have just canceled.

00:23:19.608 --> 00:23:20.609 align:center
Really?

00:23:21.193 --> 00:23:23.695 align:center
- Not even a relocation.
- No, call it right off.

00:23:24.780 --> 00:23:26.364 align:center
I'm not a monster.

00:23:26.365 --> 00:23:27.698 align:center
No, I'm not,

00:23:27.699 --> 00:23:29.826 align:center
but I've been watching her
read her paperback all night.

00:23:30.577 --> 00:23:31.703 align:center
Well, she deserves it.

00:23:34.665 --> 00:23:36.166 align:center
Thank you, Kathy.

00:23:39.586 --> 00:23:40.754 align:center
She's my best friend.

00:23:45.342 --> 00:23:47.970 align:center
You absolutely did not order that.

00:23:49.304 --> 00:23:50.972 align:center
Yeah, I ordered a sundae.

00:23:50.973 --> 00:23:52.224 align:center
I know you did.

00:23:53.016 --> 00:23:54.476 align:center
Wow.

00:25:07.049 --> 00:25:09.050 align:center
So, do you go out on a lot of dates?

00:25:09.051 --> 00:25:10.427 align:center
As, you know,

00:25:11.261 --> 00:25:12.679 align:center
the mayor.

00:25:13.472 --> 00:25:16.015 align:center
Well, not since Kathy and I split.

00:25:16.016 --> 00:25:17.809 align:center
It's not a large dating pool.

00:25:19.061 --> 00:25:20.687 align:center
But you were married, right?

00:25:23.440 --> 00:25:24.441 align:center
Yes.

00:25:25.901 --> 00:25:27.611 align:center
How long ago did you separate?

00:25:29.488 --> 00:25:32.448 align:center
We didn't separate.

00:25:32.449 --> 00:25:33.742 align:center
She passed away.

00:25:35.577 --> 00:25:36.787 align:center
I'm so sorry.

00:25:37.371 --> 00:25:38.372 align:center
Long time ago.

00:25:42.000 --> 00:25:43.627 align:center
Complications from childbirth.

00:25:45.379 --> 00:25:46.879 align:center
Hey, squad.

00:25:46.880 --> 00:25:49.465 align:center
- How do you feel about dessert?
- Could you just give us a minute?

00:25:49.466 --> 00:25:50.551 align:center
Sure.

00:25:51.552 --> 00:25:53.762 align:center
- I'm sorry.
- Oh, no, it's fine. It's fine.

00:25:54.638 --> 00:25:56.722 align:center
I mean, it's just been the two
of us for the most part,

00:25:56.723 --> 00:25:59.268 align:center
and we've gotten by fine.

00:26:00.644 --> 00:26:03.772 align:center
I can't imagine what that must have
been like, all on your own.

00:26:04.731 --> 00:26:07.025 align:center
To just lose someone like that.

00:26:08.527 --> 00:26:09.528 align:center
That's awful.

00:26:15.951 --> 00:26:17.619 align:center
Oh, my God.

00:26:18.120 --> 00:26:20.038 align:center
- What?
- I have sunset cocktails.

00:26:21.248 --> 00:26:22.332 align:center
Do you have to go?

00:26:23.125 --> 00:26:26.295 align:center
Well, I think my colleague, Patricia,
would bring a gun to work if I didn't.

00:26:27.588 --> 00:26:28.589 align:center
I'm sorry.

00:26:30.174 --> 00:26:31.175 align:center
It's okay.

00:26:32.509 --> 00:26:33.719 align:center
Did you wanna come?

00:26:37.639 --> 00:26:39.433 align:center
Is there somewhere else we could go?

00:26:41.435 --> 00:26:43.979 align:center
It's just this is nice.
I'd love to keep talking.

00:26:47.024 --> 00:26:49.109 align:center
Maybe we could go to your house?

00:26:58.368 --> 00:27:01.079 align:center
I'm sorry, is that weird? I'm sorry.

00:27:02.247 --> 00:27:03.331 align:center
I'm sorry.

00:27:03.332 --> 00:27:06.210 align:center
I swear, I don't usually invite myself
over to a man's house.

00:27:06.710 --> 00:27:08.420 align:center
No, no, of course. It's just…

00:27:10.756 --> 00:27:11.965 align:center
Tonight's not the best.

00:27:12.466 --> 00:27:14.218 align:center
Yeah. No, I get it.

00:27:27.022 --> 00:27:28.439 align:center
Wait a second.

00:27:28.440 --> 00:27:30.233 align:center
You've never been to Boston?

00:27:30.234 --> 00:27:31.317 align:center
- That's insane.
- No, no, no.

00:27:31.318 --> 00:27:34.362 align:center
I mean, I have, but yeah,
these guys have never left the island.

00:27:34.363 --> 00:27:38.074 align:center
What? You've never even left the island?

00:27:38.075 --> 00:27:39.535 align:center
No way.

00:27:41.203 --> 00:27:42.829 align:center
You guys do this shit in Boston?

00:27:55.926 --> 00:27:58.136 align:center
Yes, we do that in Boston.

00:28:04.101 --> 00:28:05.269 align:center
Reverend Bryce?

00:28:12.067 --> 00:28:13.652 align:center
There is evil here.

00:28:50.898 --> 00:28:52.273 align:center
Well, Tom.

00:28:52.274 --> 00:28:55.194 align:center
I don't know where you are,
but I am at the event…

00:28:57.029 --> 00:28:58.488 align:center
that you said you would be at!

00:29:03.202 --> 00:29:04.828 align:center
Loftis, pick up.

00:29:06.038 --> 00:29:09.041 align:center
If she's not inside yet,
she's gonna find a way.

00:29:10.834 --> 00:29:12.628 align:center
You won't be able to fight her off…

00:29:57.256 --> 00:29:58.340 align:center
Hello?

00:29:59.216 --> 00:30:00.467 align:center
Hi, it's me.

00:30:02.177 --> 00:30:04.304 align:center
We took a shot and they dropped me off.

00:30:05.597 --> 00:30:07.224 align:center
How did you know where I live?

00:30:09.268 --> 00:30:11.395 align:center
Someone from your office told me.

00:30:13.772 --> 00:30:16.900 align:center
I haven't seen any of your friends and…

00:30:17.943 --> 00:30:22.698 align:center
and no one in town has mentioned
anything about a bachelorette party.

00:30:25.617 --> 00:30:29.288 align:center
I mean, you can meet them tomorrow
if you want.

00:30:32.332 --> 00:30:33.834 align:center
Aren't you going to let me in?

00:30:34.626 --> 00:30:36.128 align:center
Why are you asking like that?

00:30:39.089 --> 00:30:40.174 align:center
Like what?

00:30:41.091 --> 00:30:43.510 align:center
Okay, I think I am getting
mixed signals here.

00:30:44.178 --> 00:30:45.345 align:center
Can we just talk?

00:30:45.929 --> 00:30:47.055 align:center
No.

00:30:48.390 --> 00:30:50.893 align:center
No, I know what you are.

00:31:17.628 --> 00:31:20.881 align:center
- Well, that was humiliating.
- Why? What happened?

00:31:42.528 --> 00:31:43.529 align:center
Shit.

00:32:18.939 --> 00:32:20.190 align:center
Why are you so groggy?

00:32:23.235 --> 00:32:24.236 align:center
I don't know.

00:32:32.119 --> 00:32:33.787 align:center
I thought you went to work.

00:32:36.999 --> 00:32:38.000 align:center
Not yet.

00:32:43.839 --> 00:32:45.006 align:center
Thank you.

00:32:45.007 --> 00:32:46.008 align:center
You're welcome.

00:33:39.937 --> 00:33:41.522 align:center
Come on. Come on. Come on.

00:34:49.047 --> 00:34:50.465 align:center
Hey.

00:35:19.494 --> 00:35:21.079 align:center
Why is this happening?

00:35:24.124 --> 00:35:25.209 align:center
I don't know.

00:35:25.792 --> 00:35:27.878 align:center
You just survive.

00:35:36.094 --> 00:35:37.304 align:center
Come on.

00:35:39.640 --> 00:35:42.017 align:center
Tom. It's Bryce.

00:35:43.727 --> 00:35:44.728 align:center
I heard it.

00:35:45.604 --> 00:35:48.524 align:center
I'm so sorry. God forgive me.

00:35:57.407 --> 00:36:00.493 align:center
Rescue station one.
This is Sheriff Clemmons.

00:36:00.494 --> 00:36:02.037 align:center
All available fire and rescue.

00:36:02.955 --> 00:36:04.413 align:center
Patricia's cocktails.

00:36:04.414 --> 00:36:06.250 align:center
I don't know what the fuck is going on!

