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They're so beautiful, Tom.

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God.

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- Oh, no.
- What?

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Left out my poem.

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Oh, no.

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Unbelievable.

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I went over the layout with her
three times.

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But you know, these things happen.
So, don't… don't be too hard on her.

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Yeah, I guess you're right.

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Read it again.

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"New England's Best Kept Secret."

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Not for long.

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"Don't look for a Starbucks here."

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Skip ahead
to the part about Martha's Vineyard.

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"Widow's Bay
is the next Martha's Vineyard."

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That's all it says about that.

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- Yeah, I know.
- It's not really a "part."

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All right, just keep reading.

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Now, this…

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this…

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this is what
Widow's Bay should taste like.

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Really.

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Took a while to figure out how to use it.

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Well, it was worth it.

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It's just… nobody's ordering it.

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I put a lot into this, Tom.

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- I don't know--
- I know. I know.

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And you're gonna make
your money back and then some.

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The tourists are coming this weekend,
and then word will spread.

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Lot of opportunity coming your wa…

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Wyck, so long buddy.

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Bechir, what the hell's going on?

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Hey. Hey!

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That's my livelihood, you son of a bitch!

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I am not a son of a bitch!

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I just got this place ready,
and we're fully booked.

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All right, Wyck.

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Let's get you some coffee.

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No, you can't let people stay here.

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Not the inn.

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The inn is not right!

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Wyck! Wyck! Wyck, come on!

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- I got here first!
- Oh, my God.

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- No. No!
- Wyck.

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Be careful!

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You okay?

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All right, Wyck. Let's go sleep it off.

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No! No, no, no.

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The inn is haunted.

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And your mayor…

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your mayor is a fool.

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- Leave him alone, Loftis.
- Yeah, leave him alone.

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- He's harmless.
- …gonna get us all killed.

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Yeah, he doesn't care about us.
He's selfish.

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He's a selfish fool!

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No.

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All right.

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Okay, folks. You know what?

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I think we're gonna let him
cool down for a little while.

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How is he able to roll down the window?

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- 'Cause he's not in cuffs.
- He'd never set foot inside

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- by himself.
- Of course, I would.

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No, you can't trust him.

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He's only doing it for the money!

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Of course, I'm not doing it for the money!

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- I'm looking out for all of us.
- 'Cause he's not one of us.

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He's a coward!

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Fuck you, you dumb hick!

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- Oh. I'm a hick. You see what I mean?
- I… I didn't…

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- I obviously didn't…
- You all heard him say it!

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You heard him say what he said!

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- I…
- You heard him!

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I am not a hick!

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Where are we going? I don't wanna go!

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He just needs to sleep it off.

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Thank you, everyone.

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- Unbelievable.
- Just a circus.

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Hey, Ginny. Just picking up.

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Well, I heard you had quite a day.

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You heard?

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You know how hard it
was to get that article?

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I know, I know.

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Not an ounce of gratitude.

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And that fucking guy…

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Oh, you know Wyck
has not had the easiest go of it.

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So he just gets to do
whatever the hell he wants

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and people just love him?

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Well, you know
people around here fear change.

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And when the Lord gathers a herd,

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he calls a shepherd.

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Oh, so you're just phoning it in now.

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- Oh, right.
- Sure, I guess. James 4:6 though.

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Blah, blah, Bible, Bible, you know.

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Right.

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You wanna come by for a drink?

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- Picking up for Evan.
- Okay, next time.

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Next time.

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Oh, hey…

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You should probably
keep the doors locked at night.

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- Pardon?
- The bell.

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I mean, let's be honest, it probably
was Evan and I will talk to him.

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But we both know that won't do any good.

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- The bell… The church bell?
- Yeah.

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Woke up Rosemary and Patricia too.

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Tom, that's impossible.

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Oh, you haven't met my son.

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You okay?

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Yeah, I'm fine.

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Go home to your boy.

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Did Kathy bag this?

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No, I bagged it.

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Thank you.

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"Dumb hick."

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I didn't mean that.

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I really didn't.

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And I know you're…

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you're all loyal to Wyck,

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but that doesn't make him right.

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We have a new chapter now,
and there is nothing wrong with that inn.

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A lot of bad things have gone down there.

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Yes, that's true.

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But it doesn't make it haunted.

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I would never put anyone in danger.

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Then why don't you stay there?

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Are you gonna pay for my room, Al?

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- We'll all chip in.
- Yeah.

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Great. I look forward to it.

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Tonight.

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Guys, I have my son at home.

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Nice excuse.

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Okay, I'll do it.

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If that's what it takes,
I will stay there tonight.

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You have to stay in the Captain's Suite.

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The what?

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Lost his mind.

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Got his family with an axe.

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Of course we then named a suite after him.

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- Anything else?
- "The Ungrateful Hortence Fitzgerald."

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Was she the lady who fell out of a window?

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Ugly woman who fled her wedding.

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Backed through a window
and fell to her death.

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If you say "ugly Hortence" three times,
you will see her ungrateful reflection.

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You know, I'm gonna ask that
we start questioning these narratives.

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There's misogyny in the air.
More than a whiff.

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- You're not writing these down.
- Oh, sorry.

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- Oh, New Years Eve, 1962, disaster.
- Yeah.

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John Reynold's head in the dumbwaiter.

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That clown killer of '51.

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Oh, yeah.
This was a guy who killed clowns?

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No, it was a murderer
who dressed as a clown!

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Oh, sorry.

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He should spend time in that crawl space.

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Yeah.

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Thank you, Rosemary.

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All the way to the back too.
Not halfway, pussy.

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Not a problem. Anything else?

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He's not gonna spend
the whole night there.

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Kurt could lock him in.

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Okay, I'll do it.

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But when I do, all this talk stops, right?

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You let it go.

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You let tourists stay there in peace.

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Agreed?

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Yeah, I guess. Yeah. Sure.

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All right. Thank you.

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Don't do it.

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Excellent.
Bob's at 9 to 7 in the bottom of the 7.

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Boston hoping to keep the deficit to 2.

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Listen, I…
I have to stay at the inn tonight

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to make sure everything is
in order for the tourists.

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Wait, tour… tourists are actually coming?

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Yes. So…

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you're gonna spend the night at Ruth's.

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No.

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Fuck no.

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No. Come on. She's so old. Please.

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Please. I don't wanna go.

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Sorry.

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Actually, it's fine.

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- Wait, wait. What did you just concoct?
- Huh?

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- What? I'm gonna go pack.
- No,

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this will not be an excuse
for you to go out…

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- Don't eat my sandwich!
- …at all hou…

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I'm gonna be calling there
and checking in throughout the night!

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This place freaks me out.

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Okay, good luck!

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I took down some of
the more provocative ones, like you asked.

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This isn't provocative?

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What's that?

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They want you to film it.

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They say it's the only way
they'll know for sure.

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Okay.

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Well, give me the keys
to the Captain's Suite.

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There's a honor bar in the parlor.

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You sign your name
on the form and say what you drank.

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- Got it.
- There's a security camera

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so I'll know
if you don't log what you took.

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That's not really an honor system.

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Marie gave it a quick turnover today.

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There's no AC, but she did put
a fan on the desk for climate control.

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There's two chairs, your choice.

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Some local sundries
and linens and soaps in the bathroom.

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You don't bring the bags in
for the guests?

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Shit.

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I'll be reachable at home if you need me.

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Wait, you don't stay here?

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What if a guest needs something?

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Then they can reach me at home.

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Night.

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Night.

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Well,

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I don't understand
why we can't just leave end of July.

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Thanks.

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Well, we'll be outta here by Labor Day.

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Loftis asks for too much.

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Listen. I know, I know.

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Get some sleep.

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Love you.

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Moving somewhere?

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Soon as I can.

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Smart.

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Welcome to Widow's Bay.

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There's so much to see here.

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Come with me, I'll show you around.

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What?

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Fill out the form.

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Ugly Hortence.

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Ugly Hortence.

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Ugly Hortence.

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One, two, three, four, five.

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Come the fuck on!

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Not a chance.

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Hello.

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Hi. Hi, Ruth. It's Tom.

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Just checking in on Evan.

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Oh, hi, Tom.

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I'll go find him.

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Great. Thank you.

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Evan?

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Evan?

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Evan, your daddy's on the phone.

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Evan, it's your daddy.

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Oh. I didn't know I left this pie on.

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Oh, my gosh. Oh. Didn't do much damage.

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Okay.

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Eight, seven, six, five,

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four, three, two, one.

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Happy New Year!

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Hello?

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Hello?

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Hello?

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I mean, I'm s… Who are you?

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What are you… What are you doing here?

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What are you doing here?

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The innkeeper didn't tell me
anyone else would be here.

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Does he usually
announce guests to each other?

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Oh, my God.

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I'm William.

00:22:03.448 --> 00:22:04.740 align:center
I'm Tom.

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You all right?
You seem like you could use a drink.

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- There's an honor bar downstairs.
- No, thank you.

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I mean, thanks, but…

00:22:16.545 --> 00:22:17.546 align:center
Good night.

00:22:49.369 --> 00:22:50.704 align:center
Come with me.

00:22:52.414 --> 00:22:53.415 align:center
Fuck!

00:22:55.334 --> 00:22:56.752 align:center
You okay, neighbor?

00:22:58.879 --> 00:23:00.547 align:center
The camera is for what?

00:23:03.467 --> 00:23:05.802 align:center
You know what?
I c… I can't even get into it.

00:23:10.807 --> 00:23:12.892 align:center
You know, I've been to Widow's Bay before.

00:23:12.893 --> 00:23:15.312 align:center
For fuck's sake, it was nice
to order a cappuccino for once.

00:23:16.897 --> 00:23:18.272 align:center
Yes.

00:23:18.273 --> 00:23:19.440 align:center
Tha… Thank you.

00:23:19.441 --> 00:23:20.691 align:center
God.

00:23:20.692 --> 00:23:22.528 align:center
Feels good to hear someone say that.

00:23:24.488 --> 00:23:26.572 align:center
So… So what brings you here this time?

00:23:26.573 --> 00:23:28.783 align:center
Oh, I work
for a structural engineering firm.

00:23:28.784 --> 00:23:31.494 align:center
- City hired us to inspect the dock.
- Right.

00:23:31.495 --> 00:23:33.454 align:center
Yeah. For the expansion.

00:23:33.455 --> 00:23:36.291 align:center
Yeah. Looks like you're expecting
a lot more ferries out here, huh?

00:23:36.792 --> 00:23:37.876 align:center
It's the hope.

00:23:38.377 --> 00:23:40.211 align:center
Well, that's a lot on your shoulders.

00:23:40.212 --> 00:23:42.130 align:center
I'm sure your constituents are excited.

00:23:44.174 --> 00:23:45.175 align:center
No?

00:23:46.552 --> 00:23:47.761 align:center
They don't make it easy.

00:23:48.720 --> 00:23:51.055 align:center
Well, they must appreciate you some.

00:23:51.056 --> 00:23:52.474 align:center
They voted you in as mayor.

00:23:55.102 --> 00:23:56.895 align:center
I ran uncontested.

00:23:59.022 --> 00:24:00.274 align:center
That's embarrassing, Tom.

00:24:05.320 --> 00:24:07.197 align:center
All right. Testing my luck.

00:24:09.491 --> 00:24:12.410 align:center
- Oh! No. No.
- Okay. Here we go.

00:24:12.411 --> 00:24:15.122 align:center
"Uh-oh. Daddy's younger boss
yelled at him today."

00:24:16.206 --> 00:24:17.291 align:center
- What?
- What?

00:24:18.208 --> 00:24:19.959 align:center
Now I gotta go back three spaces.

00:24:19.960 --> 00:24:23.255 align:center
- All right. You're up. There you go.
- Okay.

00:24:23.922 --> 00:24:26.175 align:center
"Roll… Roll to see
if the neighbor is home."

00:24:27.384 --> 00:24:28.385 align:center
Come on, neighbor.

00:24:29.595 --> 00:24:31.053 align:center
Yes!

00:24:31.054 --> 00:24:32.471 align:center
Saved by the neighbor.

00:24:32.472 --> 00:24:34.098 align:center
One. Two. Three. Four.

00:24:34.099 --> 00:24:35.183 align:center
Thanks, man.

00:24:35.184 --> 00:24:36.977 align:center
Here we go.

00:24:37.853 --> 00:24:39.270 align:center
"Daddy had a bad day.

00:24:39.271 --> 00:24:41.690 align:center
- Go back six spaces."
- Oh, man. I'm in the basement.

00:24:43.108 --> 00:24:44.610 align:center
I'm getting crushed.

00:24:48.697 --> 00:24:50.573 align:center
Yeah, he was a local.

00:24:50.574 --> 00:24:52.576 align:center
My mom was from the mainland.

00:24:53.410 --> 00:24:55.453 align:center
They met when she was on a schooner tour.

00:24:55.454 --> 00:24:56.537 align:center
Uh-huh.

00:24:56.538 --> 00:24:59.040 align:center
But she certainly
couldn't make it work with him.

00:24:59.041 --> 00:25:02.752 align:center
So, I grew up in,
I grew up in Massachusetts.

00:25:02.753 --> 00:25:04.755 align:center
But I spent my summers here.

00:25:07.049 --> 00:25:09.050 align:center
I used to dread those summers.

00:25:09.051 --> 00:25:10.551 align:center
- Really?
- Yeah.

00:25:10.552 --> 00:25:11.929 align:center
How bad was he?

00:25:14.598 --> 00:25:15.599 align:center
I mean…

00:25:17.309 --> 00:25:18.726 align:center
not the worst guy in the world.

00:25:18.727 --> 00:25:22.480 align:center
Just a lot of…
walking on egg shells, you know?

00:25:22.481 --> 00:25:23.649 align:center
Oh, I do.

00:25:24.733 --> 00:25:26.860 align:center
Didn't talk much once I got older.

00:25:27.569 --> 00:25:29.029 align:center
Moved back when he got sick.

00:25:29.988 --> 00:25:30.989 align:center
Met my wife.

00:25:31.990 --> 00:25:33.200 align:center
Rest is history.

00:25:34.243 --> 00:25:36.118 align:center
Guy's lucky you came back at all.

00:25:36.119 --> 00:25:37.120 align:center
Yeah.

00:25:42.668 --> 00:25:45.753 align:center
You know, just a lot of the times he would
come home after a couple of drinks,

00:25:45.754 --> 00:25:47.005 align:center
spewing these…

00:25:49.466 --> 00:25:52.677 align:center
just these horror stories
about the island.

00:25:52.678 --> 00:25:54.012 align:center
I mean shit I was…

00:25:54.513 --> 00:25:56.014 align:center
I was way too young to hear.

00:25:59.268 --> 00:26:00.978 align:center
The guy never should've had a kid.

00:26:05.190 --> 00:26:07.192 align:center
He called me soft when I was six.

00:26:13.866 --> 00:26:18.120 align:center
I always said, you know, the only thing
this island's cursed with is alcoholism.

00:26:21.874 --> 00:26:23.125 align:center
You gotta be careful.

00:26:24.877 --> 00:26:27.296 align:center
They'll drag you down with them
if you let 'em.

00:26:29.089 --> 00:26:33.552 align:center
Fuckin' useless ass-backwards,
small brained, townie hicks.

00:26:34.720 --> 00:26:39.474 align:center
Let 'em all rot in hell
and watch 'em all fucking burn.

00:26:47.357 --> 00:26:48.692 align:center
I may have had too much to drink.

00:26:54.281 --> 00:26:57.326 align:center
Listen. I know two things to be true.

00:26:57.826 --> 00:26:59.745 align:center
One, you're a great mayor.

00:27:00.370 --> 00:27:01.455 align:center
No, no, no. Uh-uh.

00:27:03.332 --> 00:27:04.707 align:center
I know these things.

00:27:04.708 --> 00:27:05.709 align:center
And two,

00:27:06.919 --> 00:27:09.295 align:center
there's no such thing as ghosts.
All right?

00:27:09.296 --> 00:27:11.130 align:center
There's no… what was it?

00:27:11.131 --> 00:27:12.299 align:center
"Harriet Fitzgerald"?

00:27:12.883 --> 00:27:14.468 align:center
- Hortence.
- Well, okay.

00:27:15.052 --> 00:27:17.637 align:center
No Hortence is going to appear
in your window.

00:27:17.638 --> 00:27:19.222 align:center
You know, the killer sea captain,

00:27:19.223 --> 00:27:20.890 align:center
the New Year's party,

00:27:20.891 --> 00:27:22.559 align:center
the "murder clown," I mean…

00:27:23.936 --> 00:27:27.731 align:center
Maybe all those things were real
at one point, but they're not anymore.

00:27:28.315 --> 00:27:29.316 align:center
So…

00:27:30.317 --> 00:27:32.069 align:center
All right. To bed.

00:27:33.237 --> 00:27:34.446 align:center
I say,

00:27:35.447 --> 00:27:38.450 align:center
you finish off their little checklist
and show 'em who's in charge.

00:27:39.368 --> 00:27:40.369 align:center
Cheers.

00:27:41.411 --> 00:27:42.579 align:center
Cheers.

00:27:45.749 --> 00:27:47.376 align:center
Well, probably best.

00:27:48.168 --> 00:27:49.837 align:center
Okay. All right.

00:27:50.504 --> 00:27:51.629 align:center
Have a good one.

00:27:51.630 --> 00:27:52.798 align:center
- Night.
- Night.

00:27:59.346 --> 00:28:00.347 align:center
I'm good.

00:29:33.649 --> 00:29:36.151 align:center
I am in the crawl space.

00:29:43.909 --> 00:29:44.910 align:center
Hello?

00:29:50.707 --> 00:29:51.959 align:center
William?

00:29:56.004 --> 00:29:57.089 align:center
William?

00:30:03.011 --> 00:30:04.012 align:center
Howdy, neighbor.

00:30:05.347 --> 00:30:07.808 align:center
Wha… Why didn't you answer me?

00:30:14.565 --> 00:30:15.982 align:center
Need some help in there?

00:30:15.983 --> 00:30:18.110 align:center
What? No! No.

00:30:18.861 --> 00:30:20.653 align:center
No, don't… don't… don't come in.

00:30:20.654 --> 00:30:21.779 align:center
Don't… I'm coming out!

00:30:21.780 --> 00:30:23.407 align:center
Don't come in! Don't come…

00:30:27.953 --> 00:30:29.329 align:center
Oh, no!

00:30:42.009 --> 00:30:43.176 align:center
I locked the door myself.

00:30:43.177 --> 00:30:45.511 align:center
Whoever it was
would've had to have had a key, Tom.

00:30:45.512 --> 00:30:46.513 align:center
What…

00:30:47.264 --> 00:30:48.265 align:center
He's…

00:30:49.016 --> 00:30:51.017 align:center
Oh, did you see something? You…

00:30:51.018 --> 00:30:52.977 align:center
Oh, you didn't see anyone
in the crawl space, huh?

00:30:52.978 --> 00:30:54.729 align:center
Well, does my demeanor suggest

00:30:54.730 --> 00:30:56.899 align:center
that I just engaged with someone
inside a crawl space?

00:30:58.066 --> 00:30:59.067 align:center
Hold on.

00:31:11.079 --> 00:31:14.750 align:center
I don't understand. Now look…
maybe I was… I was…

00:31:15.250 --> 00:31:16.334 align:center
sleepwalking?

00:31:16.335 --> 00:31:17.336 align:center
I know. Oh, my…

00:31:17.836 --> 00:31:19.712 align:center
He said his name was William.

00:31:19.713 --> 00:31:20.797 align:center
Willy.

00:31:21.548 --> 00:31:22.966 align:center
The clown.

00:31:23.675 --> 00:31:24.885 align:center
That's who you got, huh?

00:31:25.511 --> 00:31:26.678 align:center
You saw something.

00:31:27.846 --> 00:31:32.059 align:center
You saw something and
you're still gonna let folks stay here.

00:31:32.809 --> 00:31:34.685 align:center
- Don't you start with this shit, Wyck.
- No.

00:31:34.686 --> 00:31:36.938 align:center
- Don't you raise your voice at me.
- Shit. Every cent I have

00:31:36.939 --> 00:31:39.148 align:center
- I put into this inn!
- I'm telling you this place is a trap!

00:31:39.149 --> 00:31:40.525 align:center
It's not!

00:31:40.526 --> 00:31:42.235 align:center
It's perfectly fine.

00:31:42.236 --> 00:31:44.404 align:center
Then you go in the Captain's Suite.

00:31:46.615 --> 00:31:47.616 align:center
Kurt, just…

00:31:49.493 --> 00:31:53.330 align:center
just go into the room and show him
there's nothing to be afraid of.

00:31:55.916 --> 00:31:58.085 align:center
There. See?

00:31:59.169 --> 00:32:00.170 align:center
Inside.

00:32:00.796 --> 00:32:03.924 align:center
- What?
- Go inside and close the door.

00:32:05.217 --> 00:32:07.261 align:center
We're gonna… we're gonna count to ten.

00:32:13.642 --> 00:32:15.393 align:center
One, two, three, four, five,

00:32:15.394 --> 00:32:17.312 align:center
six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

00:32:18.689 --> 00:32:20.565 align:center
What the fuck?
I thought we said ten seconds?

00:32:20.566 --> 00:32:21.732 align:center
Well, that was ten.

00:32:21.733 --> 00:32:23.485 align:center
How long do you think you were in there?

00:32:25.988 --> 00:32:28.823 align:center
- Ten seconds.
- Then why don't you go back in for 30?

00:32:28.824 --> 00:32:30.616 align:center
Can I at least have some food first?

00:32:30.617 --> 00:32:32.619 align:center
The fuck you need food for 30 seconds for?

00:32:38.709 --> 00:32:42.545 align:center
Loftis, you know there's
something wrong with this island.

00:32:42.546 --> 00:32:45.382 align:center
You've seen it with your own two eyes now.

00:32:46.133 --> 00:32:47.176 align:center
Come on, son.

00:32:48.135 --> 00:32:49.844 align:center
You're right here with me.

00:32:49.845 --> 00:32:51.096 align:center
Seeing what I'm seeing.

00:32:53.390 --> 00:32:54.933 align:center
You can call it off right now.

00:32:58.937 --> 00:33:00.062 align:center
No, I can't.

00:33:00.063 --> 00:33:01.148 align:center
We can.

00:33:02.191 --> 00:33:05.526 align:center
It's not right to bring anyone here,
you know it.

00:33:05.527 --> 00:33:06.944 align:center
Island's awake now.

00:33:06.945 --> 00:33:08.405 align:center
It's dangerous.

00:33:08.989 --> 00:33:09.990 align:center
All right.

00:33:16.246 --> 00:33:17.247 align:center
All set?

00:33:36.308 --> 00:33:38.268 align:center
What the hell is this?

00:33:44.316 --> 00:33:45.734 align:center
This black mold?

00:33:50.447 --> 00:33:51.573 align:center
Mold.

00:33:54.034 --> 00:33:56.536 align:center
Well, that's it, you must
have hallucinated from exposure.

00:33:56.537 --> 00:33:57.538 align:center
No.

00:33:58.080 --> 00:33:59.414 align:center
No.

00:34:00.624 --> 00:34:04.794 align:center
You think you could
get affected that quickly? No.

00:34:04.795 --> 00:34:08.089 align:center
That can be remediated in 72 hours, Tom.

00:34:08.090 --> 00:34:11.009 align:center
And I will still seal up
this suite for good measure.

00:34:16.473 --> 00:34:17.641 align:center
Loftis.

00:34:49.840 --> 00:34:50.841 align:center
How'd it go?

00:34:51.592 --> 00:34:52.592 align:center
Fine.

