WEBVTT 00:00:19.272 --> 00:00:23.313 align:center [train chugs] 00:00:25.147 --> 00:00:27.355 align:center [flushing] 00:00:28.813 --> 00:00:30.355 align:center Hey lovebirds. 00:00:32.025 --> 00:00:33.608 align:center Where? 00:00:35.695 --> 00:00:37.445 align:center Where are you coming from early morning? 00:00:37.820 --> 00:00:39.737 align:center Did you go for exercise? 00:00:40.778 --> 00:00:41.945 align:center No, mother. 00:00:42.403 --> 00:00:45.487 align:center The blanket and mattress were stinking. 00:00:45.778 --> 00:00:47.820 align:center I thought I will keep it for sun-drying. 00:00:48.445 --> 00:00:49.987 align:center For sun-drying. 00:00:51.320 --> 00:00:52.987 align:center It's still not sunny. 00:00:54.820 --> 00:00:56.195 align:center It's still not sunny. 00:00:56.362 --> 00:00:57.777 align:center So I brought it back. 00:00:57.778 --> 00:00:58.611 align:center Yes. 00:00:58.612 --> 00:01:00.987 align:center It's quite dewy on the terrace. 00:01:01.112 --> 00:01:04.403 align:center I thought if I keep the mattress there, it will get spoiled. 00:01:05.570 --> 00:01:07.153 align:center - Come on. Let's go. It's morning. - Yes. 00:01:07.154 --> 00:01:08.528 align:center I don't have time. 00:01:13.695 --> 00:01:16.612 align:center Will you eat potato veggie for lunch? 00:01:17.487 --> 00:01:18.987 align:center Cook eggplant. 00:01:19.403 --> 00:01:21.695 align:center Mother, we had prepared eggplant yesterday. 00:01:21.945 --> 00:01:24.069 align:center So I thought potato veggie will be better. 00:01:24.070 --> 00:01:26.278 align:center Yes. You are right. We had eggplant yesterday. Okay. 00:01:27.278 --> 00:01:29.320 align:center Cook eggplant. 00:01:37.362 --> 00:01:38.945 align:center Let's have eggplant-potato veggie. 00:01:39.305 --> 00:01:40.492 align:center It tastes delicious. 00:01:40.945 --> 00:01:41.945 align:center Is that okay? 00:01:42.612 --> 00:01:45.560 align:center I will take a bath quickly. It's getting late. Come on. 00:01:49.987 --> 00:01:51.487 align:center Cook eggplant. 00:01:54.987 --> 00:01:59.695 align:center All of you can guess who that person is. 00:02:00.226 --> 00:02:01.737 align:center No? 00:02:01.903 --> 00:02:06.152 align:center The most beautiful. The smartest. 00:02:06.153 --> 00:02:09.903 align:center The most talented. Who is she? 00:02:10.903 --> 00:02:14.777 align:center Kitty Sinha. 00:02:14.778 --> 00:02:17.236 align:center Kitty. Kitty. Kitty. 00:02:17.237 --> 00:02:19.445 align:center What's going on, Kitty? 00:02:20.695 --> 00:02:22.047 align:center [laughter] 00:02:22.237 --> 00:02:27.362 align:center When I saw you, I felt something. 00:02:28.987 --> 00:02:34.237 align:center I ceased to see the world. 00:02:35.445 --> 00:02:38.278 align:center It's you and only you. 00:02:38.778 --> 00:02:41.695 align:center In my eyes, words and breaths. 00:02:42.112 --> 00:02:45.319 align:center In my slumber, dreams and nights. 00:02:45.320 --> 00:02:48.445 align:center It's you and only you. 00:02:49.153 --> 00:02:54.528 align:center When I saw you, I felt something. 00:02:56.237 --> 00:02:57.652 align:center That was amazing. 00:02:57.653 --> 00:03:00.278 align:center What a choice of a song. 00:03:00.820 --> 00:03:08.487 align:center Next performer of the annual function is Afroz Hamza. 00:03:08.708 --> 00:03:09.987 align:center I am reciting it. 00:03:12.487 --> 00:03:14.653 align:center I am Khadi Kurta. 00:03:15.278 --> 00:03:16.819 align:center You are Pashmina shawl. 00:03:16.820 --> 00:03:18.528 align:center Superb, Hamza. 00:03:19.028 --> 00:03:20.862 align:center I am a small Langar. 00:03:21.737 --> 00:03:23.152 align:center You are a wedding feast. 00:03:23.153 --> 00:03:24.069 align:center Amazing. 00:03:24.070 --> 00:03:25.695 align:center [whistling] 00:03:25.945 --> 00:03:27.528 align:center I am a moonless night. 00:03:28.570 --> 00:03:30.445 align:center You are glittery Diwali. 00:03:31.820 --> 00:03:33.778 align:center I am sour lemonade. 00:03:34.528 --> 00:03:35.997 align:center You are royal sweetmeats. 00:03:36.153 --> 00:03:37.069 align:center [laughter] 00:03:37.070 --> 00:03:38.736 align:center I am a college joker. 00:03:38.737 --> 00:03:40.069 align:center Superb. 00:03:40.070 --> 00:03:41.236 align:center [laughter] 00:03:41.237 --> 00:03:42.941 align:center You are the university star. 00:03:42.942 --> 00:03:44.945 align:center Is he in love? 00:03:47.987 --> 00:03:53.653 align:center You are my first and last true love. 00:03:53.987 --> 00:03:56.403 align:center It's not for me. It's for somebody else. 00:03:57.362 --> 00:04:01.028 align:center This poem is for someone special. 00:04:03.445 --> 00:04:04.448 align:center Kitty. 00:04:04.903 --> 00:04:06.528 align:center [whooping] 00:04:24.112 --> 00:04:25.778 align:center Stop it. 00:04:31.232 --> 00:04:32.611 align:center He is hell-bent after me. 00:04:32.612 --> 00:04:34.569 align:center He disgraced me in front of everybody. 00:04:34.570 --> 00:04:36.306 align:center What happened, Kitty? 00:04:37.945 --> 00:04:38.903 align:center Why are you crying? 00:04:38.904 --> 00:04:40.445 align:center What is your status? 00:04:41.616 --> 00:04:42.987 align:center You are a scoundrel. 00:04:44.403 --> 00:04:45.819 align:center You better leave. 00:04:45.820 --> 00:04:47.016 align:center Or else you will be thrashed very badly. 00:04:47.017 --> 00:04:49.195 align:center - Kitty, I... - Come on. Get lost. 00:04:50.987 --> 00:04:52.152 align:center Just talk to me once. 00:04:52.153 --> 00:04:53.736 align:center Get lost. 00:04:53.737 --> 00:04:55.736 align:center Kitty. 00:04:55.737 --> 00:04:57.362 align:center Talk to me. 00:05:03.987 --> 00:05:05.071 align:center Kitty. 00:05:18.695 --> 00:05:19.945 align:center Kitty. 00:05:52.278 --> 00:05:53.653 align:center [train's whistle blows] 00:05:56.570 --> 00:05:57.736 align:center Everybody stand straight. 00:05:57.737 --> 00:05:58.987 align:center Back straight. 00:05:59.445 --> 00:06:00.612 align:center Check your uniform. 00:06:01.737 --> 00:06:05.028 align:center Mr. Tripathi, tell me something about Sultan sir. 00:06:06.278 --> 00:06:07.778 align:center He is a senior officer. 00:06:07.987 --> 00:06:09.653 align:center Yes. I can see that. 00:06:12.612 --> 00:06:13.987 align:center Is he very strict? 00:06:14.903 --> 00:06:16.570 align:center He looks docile. 00:06:17.070 --> 00:06:19.379 align:center But he has sent many people to the hospital. 00:06:22.028 --> 00:06:23.195 align:center He is here. 00:06:24.320 --> 00:06:25.952 align:center Come on. Everybody stand straight. 00:06:33.237 --> 00:06:33.986 align:center Hey. 00:06:33.987 --> 00:06:35.569 align:center What is he doing? 00:06:35.570 --> 00:06:36.402 align:center It's not him. 00:06:36.403 --> 00:06:37.319 align:center Sorry, sir. 00:06:37.320 --> 00:06:38.487 align:center Sir, I thought... 00:06:41.535 --> 00:06:42.695 align:center [dog barks] 00:06:49.188 --> 00:06:50.264 align:center - Sir. - Sir. 00:07:01.862 --> 00:07:02.903 align:center Glory to the Lord. 00:07:04.028 --> 00:07:05.320 align:center Is Sultan sir a doggy? 00:07:05.487 --> 00:07:06.487 align:center [dog barks] 00:07:06.905 --> 00:07:08.145 align:center Sir, dog. Sorry. 00:07:30.903 --> 00:07:31.945 align:center No, sir. 00:07:32.862 --> 00:07:37.362 align:center It's not fair to say this to it. 00:07:39.028 --> 00:07:42.899 align:center It is a very... very... 00:07:42.900 --> 00:07:46.612 align:center Speak in Hindi, uncle. My English is weak. 00:07:46.945 --> 00:07:48.237 align:center I will manage. 00:07:49.487 --> 00:07:53.278 align:center Hamza is a very good student. 00:07:53.820 --> 00:07:55.194 align:center He is brilliant in studies. 00:07:55.320 --> 00:07:58.112 align:center You shouldn't rusticate him from college. 00:07:58.445 --> 00:08:01.612 align:center He insulted a girl in front of the entire college. 00:08:02.528 --> 00:08:03.819 align:center He indulged in thrashings. 00:08:03.820 --> 00:08:05.778 align:center It might be a trivial matter for you. 00:08:06.153 --> 00:08:08.487 align:center But it's a grave matter for the college. 00:08:08.602 --> 00:08:09.608 align:center Now leave. 00:08:09.737 --> 00:08:13.737 align:center Sir, this is the age when boys fall in love and get beaten. 00:08:14.695 --> 00:08:16.362 align:center He has got injured too. Look. 00:08:16.653 --> 00:08:19.195 align:center Look. There is physical damage. Look. 00:08:19.612 --> 00:08:20.986 align:center Do you know who the girl is? 00:08:20.987 --> 00:08:22.246 align:center No. 00:08:22.778 --> 00:08:23.945 align:center Dear Kitty. 00:08:24.528 --> 00:08:25.695 align:center Please come in. 00:08:26.195 --> 00:08:27.794 align:center [dynamic music] 00:08:44.695 --> 00:08:48.736 align:center As all of you know, today superstar Sajjan Kumar 00:08:48.737 --> 00:08:52.195 align:center is going to depart for Mumbai from our station. 00:08:52.487 --> 00:08:55.983 align:center You must be aware that due to his controversial statements 00:08:55.984 --> 00:09:01.362 align:center on Twitter, he has received death threats from a gang. 00:09:01.987 --> 00:09:06.237 align:center We have to check each nook and corner of the station 00:09:06.487 --> 00:09:10.237 align:center for any suspicious object or person. 00:09:10.653 --> 00:09:16.570 align:center SI Sultan sir is here to help us in this task. 00:09:17.237 --> 00:09:21.403 align:center Sultan sir will decide who will go along with him. 00:09:21.695 --> 00:09:22.695 align:center Okay? 00:09:22.945 --> 00:09:23.945 align:center Attention. 00:09:26.237 --> 00:09:27.945 align:center Sultan sir, please come. 00:10:01.252 --> 00:10:02.644 align:center [dog whines] 00:10:16.820 --> 00:10:18.362 align:center Sugam Mishra. 00:10:22.403 --> 00:10:27.945 align:center Sultan sir's food, potty and safety. 00:10:28.305 --> 00:10:30.145 align:center It's your responsibility. 00:10:30.237 --> 00:10:31.569 align:center Yes. 00:10:31.570 --> 00:10:37.903 align:center Don't leave Sultan sir unattended even for a minute. 00:10:40.153 --> 00:10:41.513 align:center - Did you understand? - [dog barks] 00:10:42.791 --> 00:10:44.010 align:center Yes, sir. 00:10:45.445 --> 00:10:47.737 align:center Listen to me carefully. 00:10:48.112 --> 00:10:50.694 align:center No matter how fast a mule runs, 00:10:50.695 --> 00:10:52.819 align:center it cannot participate in a horse race. 00:10:52.820 --> 00:10:53.861 align:center I am not a mule. 00:10:53.862 --> 00:10:55.653 align:center Yes. You are a donkey. 00:10:56.487 --> 00:10:57.820 align:center Scoundrel. 00:10:58.695 --> 00:10:59.820 align:center Have you seen Kitty? 00:11:01.820 --> 00:11:06.403 align:center She is an exquisite combination of Katrina and Kareena. 00:11:07.320 --> 00:11:08.737 align:center Have you seen your face? 00:11:09.112 --> 00:11:11.330 align:center Pockmarks on both sides and a big mole in the center. 00:11:12.445 --> 00:11:14.652 align:center Don't speak nonsense when you don't know anything. 00:11:14.653 --> 00:11:16.236 align:center - What is it that I don't know? - You don't know anything. 00:11:16.237 --> 00:11:17.694 align:center - So tell me. - I don't want to tell you. 00:11:17.695 --> 00:11:20.112 align:center - You will have to tell me. - She came to me. 00:11:21.903 --> 00:11:22.944 align:center She gave me her phone number. 00:11:22.945 --> 00:11:24.149 align:center She did chatting and she flirted with me. 00:11:24.150 --> 00:11:25.237 align:center Scoundrel. 00:11:28.153 --> 00:11:29.903 align:center Look at this. Come here. 00:11:30.862 --> 00:11:31.945 align:center Here is her chat. 00:11:32.278 --> 00:11:34.903 align:center Will she send heart emoji to a stranger? 00:11:35.816 --> 00:11:36.402 align:center Huh? 00:11:36.403 --> 00:11:38.819 align:center Will she ask me whether I had dinner? 00:11:38.820 --> 00:11:40.820 align:center Will she write baby and sweetie? 00:11:41.278 --> 00:11:42.653 align:center She liked me. 00:11:45.695 --> 00:11:46.733 align:center So... 00:11:47.987 --> 00:11:51.486 align:center how did all this happen? 00:11:51.487 --> 00:11:53.362 align:center She was using me. 00:11:54.195 --> 00:11:56.070 align:center I have understood that now, uncle. 00:11:56.695 --> 00:11:58.487 align:center She knew I am a computer genius. 00:11:59.862 --> 00:12:02.903 align:center She trapped me to book tickets for her entire family. 00:12:04.445 --> 00:12:05.903 align:center I am an idiot. 00:12:07.653 --> 00:12:09.069 align:center I hacked the Indian Railway website 00:12:09.070 --> 00:12:11.862 align:center and booked tickets for the entire family in a day. 00:12:12.445 --> 00:12:14.612 align:center Now that her work is done, she got rid of me. 00:12:15.862 --> 00:12:17.153 align:center She forgets me so convinently. 00:12:22.403 --> 00:12:23.433 align:center Son. 00:12:24.237 --> 00:12:25.279 align:center Son. 00:12:35.278 --> 00:12:36.362 align:center [sobs] 00:12:38.070 --> 00:12:39.070 align:center Tatkal. 00:12:40.862 --> 00:12:41.864 align:center Ticket. 00:12:43.778 --> 00:12:44.778 align:center Hacking. 00:12:46.571 --> 00:12:47.695 align:center It means... 00:12:47.945 --> 00:12:49.902 align:center I don't want to talk about that. Leave it. 00:12:49.903 --> 00:12:55.403 align:center Hamza, for the first time in life you have spoken rationally. 00:12:55.778 --> 00:12:58.862 align:center How can I leave it? 00:13:01.195 --> 00:13:02.820 align:center Mr. Hacker. 00:13:04.278 --> 00:13:05.445 align:center [dog barks] 00:13:07.278 --> 00:13:08.987 align:center Sir, slow down. 00:13:10.278 --> 00:13:11.612 align:center What is this? 00:13:18.278 --> 00:13:19.903 align:center Sir, this way. This way. 00:13:23.570 --> 00:13:24.611 align:center Please come. 00:13:24.612 --> 00:13:25.652 align:center Sir, here. 00:13:25.653 --> 00:13:27.319 align:center Where are you going? Smell it. 00:13:27.320 --> 00:13:28.403 align:center Smell it. 00:13:31.737 --> 00:13:33.028 align:center Smell it. 00:13:39.278 --> 00:13:40.878 align:center Shall I ask you something, Mr. Tripathi? 00:13:41.362 --> 00:13:43.653 align:center Is everybody's life valued differently? 00:13:44.403 --> 00:13:45.403 align:center What do you mean? 00:13:45.987 --> 00:13:49.402 align:center I mean, the entire department is checking each corner of the platform 00:13:49.403 --> 00:13:51.320 align:center for Sajjan Kumar's safety. 00:13:51.695 --> 00:13:55.237 align:center But we don't do this everyday for common people's safety. 00:13:55.570 --> 00:13:57.028 align:center Is a common man's life not valuable? 00:13:59.528 --> 00:14:01.236 align:center You blabber a lot. 00:14:01.237 --> 00:14:01.861 align:center What? 00:14:01.862 --> 00:14:03.695 align:center Keep your revolutionary ideas to yourself. 00:14:04.570 --> 00:14:06.987 align:center And do the work that has been assigned to you. 00:14:07.195 --> 00:14:08.611 align:center Change the system later. 00:14:08.612 --> 00:14:09.486 align:center - Come on. - Why... 00:14:09.487 --> 00:14:11.112 align:center Why are you getting angry? 00:14:15.528 --> 00:14:20.069 align:center If what you are saying is true and if the software really works, 00:14:20.070 --> 00:14:25.945 align:center we will make so much money that will put even Arabia to shame. 00:14:26.112 --> 00:14:27.987 align:center The destination isn't far. 00:14:28.237 --> 00:14:30.028 align:center How far is the petrol pump? 00:14:30.403 --> 00:14:33.028 align:center I can smell petrol. Drag it. Drag it. 00:14:37.153 --> 00:14:38.570 align:center Uncle. 00:14:42.028 --> 00:14:43.653 align:center Uncle. 00:14:54.234 --> 00:14:55.194 align:center Refuel the tank for Rs.50. 00:14:55.195 --> 00:14:56.820 align:center You won't get it for less than Rs.100. 00:14:57.445 --> 00:14:59.320 align:center You won't get it for less than Rs.100. 00:15:00.737 --> 00:15:01.798 align:center Do you have Rs.50? 00:15:04.487 --> 00:15:05.987 align:center Uncle. 00:15:08.237 --> 00:15:09.612 align:center I have only Rs.50 left. 00:15:09.862 --> 00:15:11.195 align:center Uncle. 00:15:17.695 --> 00:15:18.695 align:center Here. 00:15:19.070 --> 00:15:20.070 align:center Refuel it. 00:15:24.737 --> 00:15:29.153 align:center Our partnership begins from today. 00:15:29.487 --> 00:15:30.737 align:center 50-50. 00:15:31.362 --> 00:15:33.445 align:center Get it refueled. I will just come. 00:15:46.112 --> 00:15:48.028 align:center Stop. It's still remaining. 00:15:48.695 --> 00:15:49.820 align:center Put it. 00:15:59.528 --> 00:16:02.778 align:center See the face in the mirror. 00:16:07.237 --> 00:16:08.820 align:center Uncle. 00:16:14.153 --> 00:16:15.862 align:center Why did you change your getup? 00:16:16.403 --> 00:16:18.653 align:center I have to go to the market to meet agents. 00:16:19.403 --> 00:16:20.945 align:center I owe money to quite a few people. 00:16:21.487 --> 00:16:23.278 align:center If they recognize me, they won't spare me. 00:16:23.487 --> 00:16:26.487 align:center If your legs are fine, why did you make me push the bike? 00:16:26.903 --> 00:16:28.403 align:center I had got into the skin of the character. 00:16:28.404 --> 00:16:31.195 align:center It's difficult for me to get out of it. 00:16:31.695 --> 00:16:33.611 align:center Next time play the role of a dead body. 00:16:33.612 --> 00:16:35.095 align:center And don't get out of the character. 00:16:36.028 --> 00:16:38.777 align:center See uncle's love. 00:16:38.778 --> 00:16:41.069 align:center Uncle had made the list of what 00:16:41.070 --> 00:16:43.862 align:center he was going to ask from the lamp's genie. 00:16:44.070 --> 00:16:48.070 align:center What was left to see was whether the genie would come out. 00:16:48.487 --> 00:16:51.987 align:center What else? The task of rubbing the lamp started. 00:16:52.570 --> 00:16:55.236 align:center I have to book a railway ticket for Mumbai. 00:16:55.237 --> 00:16:57.153 align:center Two people. For tomorrow. 00:16:57.987 --> 00:17:00.153 align:center AC 3-tier. Confirmed. 00:17:00.612 --> 00:17:01.679 align:center Can you do it? 00:17:01.945 --> 00:17:03.987 align:center It's not the same thing like making pudding. Right? 00:17:04.653 --> 00:17:06.487 align:center Add clarified butter, sugar and flour. 00:17:06.695 --> 00:17:09.278 align:center Stir it for 10 minutes. And it's ready. 00:17:10.195 --> 00:17:11.903 align:center But I will try. 00:17:12.237 --> 00:17:14.778 align:center There is 90% chance that it will be waiting. 00:17:15.653 --> 00:17:18.528 align:center What will you give me if I confirm it 100%? 00:17:21.445 --> 00:17:22.945 align:center Uncle. 00:17:24.195 --> 00:17:25.528 align:center Please get up. 00:17:26.362 --> 00:17:28.403 align:center Don't irritate me. 00:17:29.237 --> 00:17:30.486 align:center I am not kidding. 00:17:30.487 --> 00:17:32.361 align:center I am also not kidding. 00:17:32.362 --> 00:17:33.902 align:center I swear. I am speaking the truth. 00:17:33.903 --> 00:17:37.486 align:center Vishwas, bring the rod. I will show them. 00:17:37.487 --> 00:17:38.527 align:center Show him. 00:17:38.528 --> 00:17:39.944 align:center Uncle... No. We are leaving. 00:17:39.945 --> 00:17:42.402 align:center Bring it. I will show him. 00:17:42.403 --> 00:17:44.349 align:center Yes. Do you want the ticket? 00:17:44.695 --> 00:17:45.778 align:center Uncle. 00:17:48.195 --> 00:17:52.612 align:center Sultan sir, today I will introduce you to my hero's hero. 00:17:53.737 --> 00:17:55.028 align:center [phone rings] 00:18:01.903 --> 00:18:03.487 align:center [cheering] 00:18:26.945 --> 00:18:30.695 align:center Your death isn't far from you. 00:18:30.903 --> 00:18:34.945 align:center I hate those who betray the country. 00:18:36.695 --> 00:18:39.028 align:center I have seen many patriots like you. 00:18:39.320 --> 00:18:41.236 align:center Listen. Fire the missile. 00:18:41.237 --> 00:18:46.027 align:center Your missile is useless, Shakaal. 00:18:46.028 --> 00:18:49.111 align:center Because I have removed its gunpowder 00:18:49.112 --> 00:18:51.444 align:center and filled it with our soil. 00:18:51.445 --> 00:18:53.278 align:center [laughter] 00:18:56.987 --> 00:18:59.403 align:center Hey. You... 00:19:00.237 --> 00:19:02.112 align:center [laughter] 00:19:07.702 --> 00:19:10.702 align:center [dog barks] 00:19:14.862 --> 00:19:17.362 align:center [dog barks] 00:19:22.987 --> 00:19:25.903 align:center What? What were you trying to do? 00:19:26.612 --> 00:19:27.862 align:center I was... 00:19:29.403 --> 00:19:32.611 align:center Sir, I am your fan. 00:19:32.612 --> 00:19:36.362 align:center I wanted to give you a garland. And he pushed me. 00:19:37.112 --> 00:19:39.195 align:center You insulted my fan. 00:19:39.487 --> 00:19:41.820 align:center - Sir, I thought... - What? 00:19:42.195 --> 00:19:43.444 align:center I will give you a tight slap. 00:19:43.445 --> 00:19:45.820 align:center [cheering] 00:19:49.778 --> 00:19:51.778 align:center You will wet your pants. 00:19:52.112 --> 00:19:53.820 align:center Scumbag. 00:19:54.570 --> 00:19:56.612 align:center [cheering] 00:20:05.237 --> 00:20:06.487 align:center [dog barks] 00:20:10.653 --> 00:20:12.028 align:center [phone rings] 00:20:18.695 --> 00:20:20.944 align:center Yes, mother. Why are you calling me repeatedly? 00:20:20.945 --> 00:20:21.611 align:center I am busy. 00:20:21.612 --> 00:20:24.486 align:center [sobbing] Son, come home immediately. 00:20:24.487 --> 00:20:25.777 align:center What happened? 00:20:25.778 --> 00:20:27.069 align:center - [sobbing] Sugam. - What happened? 00:20:27.070 --> 00:20:28.945 align:center [sobbing] Son, come home immediately. 00:20:29.778 --> 00:20:32.362 align:center Fine. I am coming. I am coming. 00:20:32.820 --> 00:20:34.737 align:center Sir, I will be back soon. 00:20:48.779 --> 00:20:50.862 align:center You don't even know how to wash clothes. 00:20:53.112 --> 00:20:54.487 align:center What happened? 00:20:55.320 --> 00:20:57.737 align:center It was your dad's last memento. 00:20:57.987 --> 00:20:59.903 align:center And the princess ruined it. Look. 00:20:59.904 --> 00:21:03.903 align:center I didn't know there is a red blouse in the bucket. 00:21:04.112 --> 00:21:05.987 align:center What do you know then? 00:21:06.278 --> 00:21:07.986 align:center You are a failure in each and every thing. 00:21:07.987 --> 00:21:10.153 align:center Have you gone crazy? 00:21:11.112 --> 00:21:12.403 align:center What am I asking? 00:21:13.028 --> 00:21:15.612 align:center I left my work, wondering what has happened. 00:21:15.778 --> 00:21:18.112 align:center And here, both of you are fighting over sari and blouse. 00:21:18.653 --> 00:21:20.736 align:center If it's so difficult to maintain harmony, 00:21:20.737 --> 00:21:22.612 align:center either you go to your maternal house. 00:21:22.729 --> 00:21:23.652 align:center Okay? 00:21:23.653 --> 00:21:25.237 align:center Or you go to your village. 00:21:26.612 --> 00:21:28.653 align:center Stop tormenting me. 00:21:28.834 --> 00:21:29.945 align:center Please. 00:21:37.987 --> 00:21:39.028 align:center I will stay here. 00:21:39.903 --> 00:21:42.903 align:center For the first time Sugam yelled at me because of you. 00:21:43.778 --> 00:21:45.362 align:center Driven me crazy. 00:21:51.445 --> 00:21:53.819 align:center There is a huge demand for tickets. You won't get it. 00:21:53.820 --> 00:21:55.277 align:center How come? 00:21:55.278 --> 00:21:56.527 align:center Leave. Don't irritate me. 00:21:56.528 --> 00:21:58.486 align:center Keep quiet. You are not the only agent. 00:21:58.487 --> 00:21:59.778 align:center Hey. 00:22:01.600 --> 00:22:02.486 align:center Hello. 00:22:02.487 --> 00:22:03.827 align:center Come. 00:22:07.695 --> 00:22:09.190 align:center Yes. Tell me. 00:22:09.945 --> 00:22:10.987 align:center Uncle. 00:22:11.445 --> 00:22:15.277 align:center - What you said just now... - Yes. 00:22:15.278 --> 00:22:17.361 align:center There is a huge demand for Tatkal ticket. 00:22:17.362 --> 00:22:18.152 align:center Yes. 00:22:18.153 --> 00:22:20.487 align:center I have made some software. 00:22:20.987 --> 00:22:23.820 align:center I can hack the Indian Railway's booking website 00:22:24.195 --> 00:22:25.903 align:center and book Tatkal ticket. 00:22:27.987 --> 00:22:29.987 align:center - Did you make it? - Yes. 00:22:30.195 --> 00:22:34.570 align:center He has a very sharp mind. He is a computer genius. 00:22:36.320 --> 00:22:37.820 align:center Son, do one thing. 00:22:38.320 --> 00:22:40.653 align:center Get lost from here. 00:22:41.070 --> 00:22:43.200 align:center Annoying me early morning. Get lost. 00:22:44.862 --> 00:22:46.653 align:center Shall I tell you separately? 00:22:46.987 --> 00:22:48.362 align:center Leave. Yes. 00:23:06.445 --> 00:23:07.402 align:center Listen. 00:23:07.403 --> 00:23:08.777 align:center He is looking for you. 00:23:08.778 --> 00:23:10.043 align:center - SI sir. - Yes. 00:23:11.945 --> 00:23:13.031 align:center Sir... 00:23:16.445 --> 00:23:18.362 align:center Hamza. Hamza. 00:23:18.612 --> 00:23:20.528 align:center Hamza, listen to me. 00:23:20.695 --> 00:23:22.737 align:center Uncle, I don't think we should do this. 00:23:22.987 --> 00:23:23.987 align:center Why? 00:23:24.153 --> 00:23:25.402 align:center Because it's illegal. 00:23:25.403 --> 00:23:26.487 align:center Great. 00:23:26.737 --> 00:23:29.070 align:center It was legal when you were doing it to woo the girl. 00:23:29.237 --> 00:23:30.653 align:center And now, it's become illegal. 00:23:31.278 --> 00:23:34.528 align:center Tell me. Who doesn't do illegal things in this country? 00:23:35.487 --> 00:23:36.777 align:center We break the traffic signal. 00:23:36.778 --> 00:23:38.320 align:center We give bribe. 00:23:38.612 --> 00:23:40.112 align:center We evade tax. 00:23:40.362 --> 00:23:42.111 align:center Stop racking your brains needlessly. 00:23:42.112 --> 00:23:44.362 align:center Nobody is even agreeing. How will we do it? 00:23:44.570 --> 00:23:46.153 align:center - There is someone. - Who? 00:23:50.070 --> 00:23:51.265 align:center There is someone. 00:23:52.695 --> 00:23:53.862 align:center Bhoora sir. 00:23:55.028 --> 00:23:56.695 align:center If he supports us, 00:23:57.153 --> 00:24:00.595 align:center those who are refusing will start chasing us. 00:24:00.737 --> 00:24:03.028 align:center Why are you wasting your time on these people? 00:24:03.862 --> 00:24:05.653 align:center Let's go and talk to Bhoora sir. 00:24:06.028 --> 00:24:07.487 align:center You know him, don't you? 00:24:10.362 --> 00:24:13.945 align:center Yes. I know him. 00:24:15.070 --> 00:24:17.945 align:center But I am afraid that he might recognize me. 00:24:19.778 --> 00:24:22.112 align:center I have invited trouble for myself. 00:24:24.112 --> 00:24:26.778 align:center Didn't you get Sultan sir's duty? 00:24:29.403 --> 00:24:30.695 align:center Where is Sultan sir? 00:24:31.945 --> 00:24:33.945 align:center - Sultan sir is here, sir. - Where is he? 00:24:34.737 --> 00:24:38.820 align:center Sir, I had to leave for an urgent work. 00:24:39.403 --> 00:24:43.820 align:center I tied him on the platform for two minutes. 00:24:46.278 --> 00:24:48.320 align:center When I returned, I couldn't find him. 00:24:48.862 --> 00:24:50.777 align:center But there is no need to worry, sir. 00:24:50.778 --> 00:24:52.319 align:center He must have gone for a stroll, sir. 00:24:52.320 --> 00:24:54.487 align:center Scoundrel. Wasn't it your duty? 00:24:55.445 --> 00:25:00.983 align:center I told you. Don't leave Sultan sir unattended even for a moment. 00:25:00.984 --> 00:25:02.694 align:center Sir, I will look for him. 00:25:02.695 --> 00:25:04.612 align:center You don't interfere. 00:25:05.653 --> 00:25:07.237 align:center I have given you enough respect. 00:25:12.526 --> 00:25:17.653 align:center You won't go home unless you find Sultan sir. 00:25:18.112 --> 00:25:19.141 align:center Did you understand? 00:25:19.278 --> 00:25:20.778 align:center Get out. Get out. 00:25:21.153 --> 00:25:22.195 align:center Get out. 00:25:26.820 --> 00:25:28.612 align:center [dynamic music] 00:25:57.278 --> 00:25:58.695 align:center Did you eat dinner? 00:25:59.403 --> 00:26:03.153 align:center If I don't hear your voice, my day goes bad. 00:26:03.737 --> 00:26:05.653 align:center The moon and the stars twinkle. 00:26:06.278 --> 00:26:07.945 align:center And my heart thumps. 00:26:28.403 --> 00:26:31.152 align:center An announcement for 4102. 00:26:31.153 --> 00:26:34.320 align:center The train is going to depart from Raunakpura station. 00:26:34.487 --> 00:26:36.820 align:center All passengers are requested to... 00:26:45.820 --> 00:26:48.695 align:center What? Unfinished work? 00:26:49.528 --> 00:26:51.941 align:center Why don't you die? Vacate the bed. 00:26:51.942 --> 00:26:53.695 align:center You scoundrel. 00:26:54.570 --> 00:26:55.778 align:center Move from the way. 00:26:58.112 --> 00:27:01.112 align:center - See the face in the mirror. - Flirting. 00:27:01.528 --> 00:27:06.112 align:center You have turned old. But you still want to romance. 00:27:06.612 --> 00:27:07.402 align:center Get lost. 00:27:07.403 --> 00:27:07.983 align:center [laughter] 00:27:07.984 --> 00:27:09.652 align:center Or else I will whack you. 00:27:09.653 --> 00:27:10.903 align:center Whack me? 00:27:11.987 --> 00:27:13.361 align:center Will you whack me? 00:27:13.362 --> 00:27:14.611 align:center How? How? 00:27:14.612 --> 00:27:15.943 align:center Get lost. 00:27:21.487 --> 00:27:22.945 align:center Will you ride the scooter? 00:27:23.237 --> 00:27:24.528 align:center You will ride it. Why will I ride it? 00:27:24.529 --> 00:27:25.987 align:center Hold the computer then. 00:27:28.487 --> 00:27:29.487 align:center But... 00:27:31.487 --> 00:27:33.653 align:center You should have kept the chair also on my head. 00:27:34.320 --> 00:27:40.487 align:center Mr. Hacker is going on a cycle. 00:27:41.487 --> 00:27:48.195 align:center Both have united. 00:27:49.445 --> 00:27:56.070 align:center Mr. Hacker is going on a cycle. 00:27:57.237 --> 00:28:03.653 align:center Mr. Hacker is going on a cycle. 00:28:04.945 --> 00:28:08.070 align:center Mr. Hacker is going. 00:28:19.862 --> 00:28:20.941 align:center Bhoora sir. 00:28:20.942 --> 00:28:23.528 align:center Two people have come to meet you. 00:28:36.903 --> 00:28:38.445 align:center Who called me? 00:28:39.778 --> 00:28:40.945 align:center I called you. 00:28:41.695 --> 00:28:44.987 align:center The idea of earning lakhs. Is it yours? 00:28:45.528 --> 00:28:47.195 align:center If executed properly, 00:28:48.445 --> 00:28:50.195 align:center we can earn crores too. 00:28:54.445 --> 00:28:55.778 align:center What if it's untrue? 00:28:57.445 --> 00:29:00.528 align:center You can give us any punishment you want. 00:29:01.070 --> 00:29:02.487 align:center We live in your territory. 00:29:17.278 --> 00:29:18.437 align:center Tell me. 00:29:30.830 --> 00:29:33.445 align:center Which train's confirmed ticket you never manage to get? 00:29:34.403 --> 00:29:35.612 align:center Amritsar Express. 00:29:36.028 --> 00:29:36.903 align:center Barka. 00:29:36.904 --> 00:29:38.057 align:center Bhagalpur. 00:29:38.237 --> 00:29:40.278 align:center Sir, I never get any holiday. 00:29:40.945 --> 00:29:42.369 align:center Kolkata Mail. 00:29:45.778 --> 00:29:47.326 align:center [dynamic music] 00:30:03.435 --> 00:30:05.903 align:center Wasseypur. 00:30:07.603 --> 00:30:08.891 align:center Faiza. 00:30:11.278 --> 00:30:13.362 align:center Faizan. 00:30:13.737 --> 00:30:15.445 align:center I'll avenge everyone. 00:30:16.695 --> 00:30:17.595 align:center Faizal. 00:30:17.737 --> 00:30:18.795 align:center Scoundrel. 00:30:19.038 --> 00:30:19.941 align:center Aren't you Faizal? 00:30:19.942 --> 00:30:21.112 align:center Who is Faizal? 00:30:21.737 --> 00:30:23.152 align:center Shazia's father? 00:30:23.153 --> 00:30:24.612 align:center Shut up, scumbag. 00:30:24.754 --> 00:30:25.527 align:center You took a loan of 2 lakhs. 00:30:25.528 --> 00:30:26.986 align:center And for past six months you have been evading me. 00:30:26.987 --> 00:30:28.487 align:center Catch hold of the scumbag. 00:30:28.815 --> 00:30:29.815 align:center Catch him. 00:30:29.903 --> 00:30:31.111 align:center - No. Please. - Get up. 00:30:31.112 --> 00:30:32.309 align:center No. Please. 00:30:33.403 --> 00:30:34.820 align:center [dog barking] 00:30:37.945 --> 00:30:39.278 align:center Sir. 00:30:40.362 --> 00:30:42.112 align:center Where did you go? 00:30:42.778 --> 00:30:44.653 align:center I searched everywhere for you. 00:30:45.945 --> 00:30:49.320 align:center Thank you, God. 00:31:15.653 --> 00:31:17.070 align:center Where is mother? 00:31:17.320 --> 00:31:18.945 align:center She has gone to the temple. 00:31:23.403 --> 00:31:25.070 align:center Are you angry with me? 00:31:39.778 --> 00:31:42.987 align:center I spoke to you rudely in my anger yesterday. 00:31:44.653 --> 00:31:46.362 align:center I was disturbed. 00:31:47.987 --> 00:31:49.695 align:center I vented out my frustration on you. 00:31:51.820 --> 00:31:54.070 align:center Mother vents out her frustration on me. 00:31:54.570 --> 00:31:56.945 align:center You vent out your frustration on me. 00:31:58.653 --> 00:32:00.737 align:center On whom shall I vent out my frustration? 00:32:13.945 --> 00:32:15.278 align:center I am sorry. 00:32:18.987 --> 00:32:21.320 align:center Go and freshen up. 00:32:21.778 --> 00:32:23.445 align:center I will serve breakfast. 00:32:47.403 --> 00:32:48.652 align:center [screams] 00:32:48.653 --> 00:32:52.237 align:center I am not Faizal, son. 00:32:52.403 --> 00:32:54.987 align:center I am not, son. 00:32:55.195 --> 00:32:56.824 align:center [screams] 00:32:58.278 --> 00:32:59.542 align:center By taking the train. 00:33:01.485 --> 00:33:03.040 align:center Please do it, dear. 00:33:04.358 --> 00:33:06.066 align:center Uncle. 00:33:07.413 --> 00:33:08.829 align:center What will the board say? 00:33:10.570 --> 00:33:11.778 align:center [sobbing] 00:33:12.996 --> 00:33:14.153 align:center 10. 00:33:14.154 --> 00:33:15.570 align:center Kolkata Mail. 00:33:16.153 --> 00:33:17.410 align:center From Patna to Mumbai. 00:33:18.278 --> 00:33:19.862 align:center - Stop. - Tatkal ticket. 00:33:23.028 --> 00:33:24.028 align:center Confirmed. 00:33:35.320 --> 00:33:37.278 align:center Put me down. Put me down. 00:33:38.129 --> 00:33:39.129 align:center How? 00:33:39.237 --> 00:33:42.153 align:center 2.5 lakh Tatkal tickets are booked daily all over the world. 00:33:42.778 --> 00:33:45.694 align:center If we do 1% booking and charge each customer 00:33:45.695 --> 00:33:48.527 align:center Rs.500 extra for Tatkal ticket, we can earn 12,50,000 in a day. 00:33:48.528 --> 00:33:49.694 align:center And in a month? 00:33:49.695 --> 00:33:51.236 align:center 3,75,00,000. 00:33:51.237 --> 00:33:52.209 align:center In a year? 00:33:52.210 --> 00:33:54.862 align:center 45,62,50,000. 00:33:59.142 --> 00:34:00.153 align:center It means... 00:34:00.154 --> 00:34:02.028 align:center But we won't do that. 00:34:02.945 --> 00:34:04.070 align:center Why? 00:34:04.445 --> 00:34:06.070 align:center It's not one man's job. 00:34:06.653 --> 00:34:07.862 align:center It's too risky. 00:34:08.695 --> 00:34:11.487 align:center We will sell it to agents for Rs. 10000 in a month. 00:34:11.945 --> 00:34:13.694 align:center The more the agents, the more the profit. 00:34:13.695 --> 00:34:16.612 align:center And zero risk. 00:34:20.028 --> 00:34:23.319 align:center When he was a kid, I knew he would do something great. 00:34:23.320 --> 00:34:24.612 align:center Look. He has done it. 00:34:25.862 --> 00:34:27.737 align:center He is going. 00:34:27.987 --> 00:34:29.320 align:center Well done. 00:34:30.153 --> 00:34:31.653 align:center Mind-blowing. 00:34:33.403 --> 00:34:34.737 align:center "Mr. Hacker. 00:34:35.001 --> 00:34:36.487 align:center "He is going. 00:34:36.612 --> 00:34:39.444 align:center "He is going. 00:34:39.445 --> 00:34:40.778 align:center "Mr. Hacker. 00:34:41.070 --> 00:34:45.653 align:center "He is going. 00:34:47.070 --> 00:34:48.445 align:center "Mr. Hacker.