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♪ This land is your land
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♪ This land is my land
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♪ From California
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♪ Well, to the New York island
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♪ From the redwood forest
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♪ To the Gulf Stream waters
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♪ I tell you, this land
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♪ Was made for you and me ♪
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♪ As I went walking
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♪ Down that ribbon
Of a highway ♪
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♪ I saw above me
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♪ Oh, that endless skyway
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♪ Now I saw below me
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♪ That golden valley
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♪ And I said this land
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♪ Was made for you and me ♪
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♪ This land is your land
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♪ This land is my land
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♪ From Riverside, California
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♪ Oh, to Staten Island ♪
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♪ Well
Oh, down to Augusta, Georgia ♪
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♪ Or Houston, Texas or L.A. ♪
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♪ Yeah, you know
This land is your land ♪
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♪ Ah, this land is my land ♪
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♪ Whoa, this land is your land ♪
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♪ Ooh, you’ve got to believe
Oh, it’s my land ♪
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♪ Oh, hmm
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This is what I get in return
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for 30 years of service
for my company?
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And they send some yo-yo
like you in here
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to try to tell me
that I’m out of a job?
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They should be telling you
you’re out of a job.
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You have a lot of gall
coming in here
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and firing
your number one producer.
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And then you’re going
to go home tomorrow
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and make more money
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than you’ve ever made
in your life,
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and I’m going to go home
without a pay check. Fuck you.
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I-- I just-- I guess
you leave me dumbfounded.
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I don't-- I don’t know where
this is coming from.
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How am I supposed
to go back as a man
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and explain this to my wife
that I lost my job?
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On a stress level,
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I’ve heard that losing your job
is like a death in the family.
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But personally,
I feel more like...
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the people I worked with
were my family and I died.
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I can’t afford to be unemployed.
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I have a house payment.
I have children.
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Uh. Eh. I don’t know how
you can live with yourself,
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but I’m sure
that you’ll find a way
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while the rest of us
are suffering.
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Who the fuck are you, man?
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Excellent question.
Who the fuck am I?
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Poor Steve has worked here
for seven years.
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He’s never had a meeting
with me before,
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or passed me in the hall...
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...or told me a story
in the break room.
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And that’s because
I don’t work here.
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I work for another company
that lends me out
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to pussies like Steve’s boss
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who don’t have the balls
to sack their own employees,
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and in some cases,
for good reason.
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Because people do crazy shit
when they get fired.
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Uh. Did... did...
did I do something wrong?
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I mean, is there something
I can do differently here?
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This is not an assessment
of your productivity.
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You gotta try
not to take this personally.
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"Don’t take it personally."
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Steven, I want you
to review this packet.
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Take it seriously.
I think you’re gonna find
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a lot of good answers in here.
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I’m sure this is gonna be
very helpful, a packet.
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Thank you. A packet.
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Well, anybody who ever built
an empire or changed the world
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sat where you are right now.
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And it’s because they sat there,
they were able to do it.
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That’s the truth.
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I’m gonna need your keycard.
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Great. Okay.
Now, I want you to take the day,
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go get together
your personal things,
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and then tomorrow,
you get yourself some exercise.
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You go out for a jog,
you give yourself some routines,
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and pretty soon
you find your legs.
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How do I get in touch with you?
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Don’t worry, we'll be in touch
with you soon.
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This is just the beginning.
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I’ll never see Steve again.
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Thank you.
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To know me is to fly with me.
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This is where I live.
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When I run my card,
the system automatically
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prompts the desk clerk
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to greet me
with this exact statement.
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Pleasure to see you again,
Mr. Bingham.
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It’s these kinds of systemized,
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friendly touches
that keep my world in orbit.
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All the things
you probably hate
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about traveling,
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the recycled air,
the artificial lighting,
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the digital juice dispensers,
the cheap sushi,
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are warm reminders
that I’m home.
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Do you want the cancer?
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The what?
Do you want the cancer?
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The cancer?
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The can, sir?
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Oh. No.
I’m fine, thank you.
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How much does your life weigh?
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Imagine for a second
that you’re carrying a backpack.
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I want you to feel the straps
on your shoulders. Feel them?
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Now, I want you to pack it
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with all the stuff
that you have in your life.
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You start
with the little things,
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the things on shelves
and in drawers,
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the knickknacks,
the collectibles.
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Feel the weight as that adds up.
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Then you start adding
larger stuff,
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clothes, tabletop appliances,
lamps, linens, your TV.
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The backpack should be
getting pretty heavy now.
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And you go bigger.
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Your couch, bed,
your kitchen table.
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Stuff it all in there.
Your car, get it in there.
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Your home, whether
it’s a studio apartment
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or a two-bedroom house,
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I want you to stuff it
all into that backpack.
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Now, try to walk.
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It’s kind of hard, isn't it?
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This is what we do to ourselves
on a daily basis.
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We weigh ourselves down
until we can’t even move.
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And make no mistake,
moving is living.
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Now, I’m gonna set
that backpack on fire.
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What do you want
to take out of it? Photos?
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Photos are for people
who can’t remember.
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Drink some ginkgo
and let the photos burn.
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In fact, let everything burn
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and imagine waking up tomorrow
with nothing.
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It’s kind of exhilarating,
isn’t it?
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Welcome back, Mr. Bingham.
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Ryan Bingham’s office.
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You put me in a Dodge Stratus
in Kansas City.
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They were completely
out of all full-size sedans.
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- Did you try--
- Yes.
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I reminded them
of your remarkable
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No.1 Gold Club status
and years in the program.
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They are literally
moving mountains
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to see you in a Sebring.
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Fair enough.
Any other messages?
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Uh. Your sister Kara called.
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Needs to speak urgently
about your sister’s wedding.
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I told her you were mid-air
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and not even I knew
your final destination.
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Well done.
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And you got an invitation
to speak at Goalquest in Vegas.
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Goalquest 20?
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Every once in a while,
I do speaking engagements,
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motivational kind of stuff.
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But Goalquest?
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We’re talking
major Tony Robbins shit.
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It’s got a hologram on it.
They’re calling it Dos Equis.
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All right, I’ll check in.
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Hold on. I’ve got
Craig Gregory for you.
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Wait-- No. Uh. Ah, fuck.
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How is my little road warrior?
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Hey, 20 minutes from boarding
into a world of bliss.
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Real good numbers
out of Phoenix, Ry guy.
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Hey, you know that, uh,
Big Auto is about to cut
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another 10K before the end
of the month?
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No kidding.
Yeah. Christmas came early.
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I wish I could have you
in five places at once,
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but I need you back in Omaha
by the end of the week.
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I thought
you needed me everywhere.
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Well, you know, we got
something real big here,
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a real game changer.
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- What are we talking about here?
- You’ll see.
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Today I took my first crap
in two weeks, hallelujah.
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That’s me hanging up on you.
Great, love that sound.
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Are you satisfied with Maestro?
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Yeah, I am.
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A little stingy
with their miles. I like Hertz.
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No, Hertz keeps
its vehicles too long.
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If a car has over 20,000 miles,
I won’t drive it.
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Maestro doesn’t
instant checkout.
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I like to park and go.
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Hertz doesn’t guarantee
navigation.
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It's funny. You don’t seem like
a girl who needs directions.
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I hate asking for directions.
That’s why I get a nav.
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That new outfit,
Colonial, isn’t bad.
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Is that a joke?
Yes.
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Because
their kiosk placement blows.
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Yeah, they never have
available upgrades.
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Basically, it’s a fleet
of shit-boxes.
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I-- I don’t know
how they’re still in business.
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I’m Ryan.
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I’m Alex.
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All right.
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Oh. Maplewood card.
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How dare you bring that
into this palace?
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Hilton offers equal value
and better food,
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but the Maplewood gives out
warm cookies at check-in.
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Oh, they got you
with the cookies, did they?
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Yeah. I’m a sucker
for simulated hospitality.
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There’s an industry term
for that.
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It’s a mixture of, uh, "faux"
and "homey." "Faumey."
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Hmm. Oh, my God.
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I wasn’t sure
this actually existed.
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This is the, uh...
the American Airlines, uh--
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It’s a Concierge Key, yeah.
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Oh, what is that, carbon fiber?
Graphite.
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Oh, God, I love the weight.
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I was pretty excited the day
that bad boy came in.
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Yeah. I’ll say.
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I put up
pretty pedestrian numbers.
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Uh. Sixty thou a year, domestic.
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- That’s not bad.
- Don’t patronize me.
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What’s your total?
It’s a personal question.
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Oh, please.
And we hardly know each other.
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Oh, come on. Show some hubris.
Come on, impress me.
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I bet it’s huge.
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You have no idea.
Ah. How big?
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Huh? What is it, this big?
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Mm. Uh.
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This big?
I don’t want to brag.
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Oh, come on! Come on.
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Let’s just say I have a number
in mind. I haven’t hit it yet.
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This is pretty fucking sexy.
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Hope it doesn’t cheapen
our relationship.
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We’re two people
who get turned on
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by elite status.
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I think cheap
is our starting point.
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There’s nothing cheap
about loyalty.
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So, we came up
with this master plan,
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which was for me to put gauze,
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to put bandages on both
my... ...hands.
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Then we got on to the plane,
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transatlantic,
flying to, um, uh, Zurich.
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Walked up--
Waited till it was dark,
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and walked up
to the, uh, bathroom with her.
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Everybody was watching
the movie,
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and I was like...
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Opened up, went inside.
She opened the door for me,
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and came in
like she was gonna help me.
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And then, you know,
we gave it our best shot.
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It wasn’t great. But it was fun.
It was tricky. It's hard.
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Give me some details.
Well, it’s not so easy.
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Have you ever tried it?
It’s not so easy.
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Yes, I have.
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Really?
Really.
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You’ve done that?
I have done that.
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On a transatlantic flight?
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Mm. On a domestic flight.
Uh. Regional, actually.
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Hmm, like nighttime?
No, like daytime.
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- You...
- What?
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I mean, how do you do that?
Oh, I’m really flexible.
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- Look. Oh...
- Uh.
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Ah. I should throw these out.
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Uh.
Ah.
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Uh. We can always use that room
with the ice machine.
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Uh-huh. Here, look.
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Good call
on that towel rack.
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I like how you burritoed me
in the sofa cushions.
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I was improvising.
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Shame we didn’t make it
to the closet.
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Mm.
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We gotta do this again.
Oh, yeah.
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All right, I’m in Newark
on the 12th,
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Modesto on the 13th,
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Oklahoma City on the 15th.
Any Southwest?
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I’ll be swinging by Albuquerque
week of the 16th.
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No, but I’ll be in Florida
on the 20th.
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Fort Lauderdale?
Miami.
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That’s nothing.
Forty minutes.
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I should probably
go back to my room,
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so, I can wake up in my bed.
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I think that would be
the ladylike thing to do.
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Nice meeting you.
A pleasure.
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Hello?
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Hey, Ryan, how you holding up?
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Every family
has the one person
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who keeps the genealogy
in check.
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That’s my sister, Kara,
the glue.
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Fine. You and the kids?
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Uh. Missy’s outstanding,
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Matthew made varsity.
How’s the road?
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- Couldn’t be better.
- Good. So, Ryan?
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Yeah?
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Uh. I didn’t even want
to have to ask you this
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because I know how you are
about doing things for others,
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but, uh, we’re coming up
on three weeks to go
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to Julie’s wedding
and there’s something
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we could
really use your help on.
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Yeah?
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We’ve been
sending people these kits,
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so they can print out photos
of Julie and Jim on cardboard
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and then take photos of them
in interesting places,
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kind of like that gnome
in the French movie.
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Why?
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Because it’s Julie's wedding
and she thinks it would be fun.
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Does it matter why?
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- How is Julie?
- Would you call her?
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She thinks
you’ve turned to butter.
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You’re awfully isolated
the way you live.
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Isolated? I’m surrounded.
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So, your assistant said
you were gonna be in Vegas.
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Did he?
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Can you get
a photo of the cutout
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in front of the Luxor pyramid?
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The place is a shithole.
Nobody stays there.
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Jesus, Ryan, I’m not asking you
to check in.
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Can you just
take a stupid photo?
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I’ll try my best.
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Thank you
for trying your best.
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Last year,
I spent 322 days on the road,
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which means I had to spend
43 miserable days at home.
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Hey, neighbor.
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Hey. Hi!
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Hi. Hey, I signed for this
while you were gone.
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- Oh, thanks.
- Yeah.
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I hope it wasn’t
too much of a bother.
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Nah.
19:21.695 --> 19:23.475
Wow.
19:23.958 --> 19:26.308
Yeah, it’s my sister.
I haven’t met the guy yet.
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They’re getting married.
19:28.137 --> 19:30.007
- Hmm. Lots of luck.
- I know, right?
19:31.009 --> 19:32.319
What are you doing tonight?
You wanna...
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You wanna come over later?
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Um.
I’ve started seeing somebody.
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- Oh. Okay. Great.
- Yeah.
19:43.195 --> 19:44.635
Hey, it’s good to see you.
19:45.545 --> 19:46.505
You too.
19:46.807 --> 19:48.467
It seems like
it’s been a while this time.
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Okay.
20:07.088 --> 20:08.088
I am just-- I’m thrilled
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that everyone’s back
under one roof.
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Welcome home, boys.
20:11.223 --> 20:12.873
I know there’s been whispering
about why we’re here,
20:12.964 --> 20:14.264
so, let me jump right in.
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Retailers are down 20 percent.
Auto industry is in the dump.
20:20.101 --> 20:22.491
Housing market
doesn’t have a heartbeat.
20:22.582 --> 20:25.882
It is one of the worst times
on record for America.
20:26.891 --> 20:29.021
This is our moment.
20:30.895 --> 20:32.115
Now, last summer,
20:32.201 --> 20:33.981
we received
a dynamite young woman here
20:34.072 --> 20:35.552
from, uh... from Cornell,
20:35.987 --> 20:38.207
and she had
some pretty big ideas
20:38.294 --> 20:40.464
that she challenged me with.
And my first reaction was,
20:40.557 --> 20:42.037
"Who does this kid
think that she is?"
20:42.123 --> 20:44.733
But after I gave it a listen,
she really knocked me out.
20:44.865 --> 20:48.215
So, with a peek into our future,
Natalie Keener.
20:51.698 --> 20:53.748
If there’s one word
I want to leave you with today,
20:53.831 --> 20:54.701
it’s this.
20:57.574 --> 20:58.704
"Glocal"?
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Glocal.
21:02.274 --> 21:05.234
Our global must become local.
21:06.496 --> 21:09.146
This company
keeps 23 people on the road
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at least 250 days a year.
21:12.066 --> 21:14.116
It’s expensive,
and it’s inefficient.
21:14.895 --> 21:17.375
When I came to Craig
three months ago with this,
21:17.855 --> 21:19.335
he told me,
and quite astutely,
21:19.422 --> 21:21.772
it’s only a problem
if you have a solution.
21:22.599 --> 21:24.869
Well, today I stand before you
with just that.
21:27.168 --> 21:30.348
You all know Ned in reception.
Today I’m gonna fire Ned.
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Sorry, Ned.
21:33.218 --> 21:35.358
I’m sure HR will hire you back
this afternoon.
21:35.438 --> 21:36.568
We’ll see about that.
21:38.049 --> 21:40.709
Now, Ned could be any employee
in any one
21:40.834 --> 21:42.134
of our clients’ locations
worldwide.
21:42.314 --> 21:44.094
Strategy packets
will be shipped in advance.
21:44.229 --> 21:45.449
Ned would be given a seat
21:45.535 --> 21:47.105
and find one
of our transition specialists
21:47.232 --> 21:48.182
waiting for him.
21:49.582 --> 21:50.882
Mr. Laskin...
21:51.018 --> 21:52.548
...the reason
we’re having this conversation
21:52.629 --> 21:54.499
is your position
is no longer available.
21:54.674 --> 21:56.584
I don’t understand. I'm fired?
21:56.763 --> 21:58.323
Hearing the words,
"You’ve been let go,"
21:58.417 --> 21:59.417
is never easy.
21:59.766 --> 22:01.816
Change is always scary,
but consider the following.
22:01.986 --> 22:03.596
Anybody who ever built an empire
22:03.683 --> 22:05.383
or changed the world,
sat where you are now.
22:05.555 --> 22:08.165
And it’s because they sat there
that they were able to do it.
22:08.862 --> 22:10.032
That’s my fucking line.
22:10.342 --> 22:12.122
But what happens now?
22:12.344 --> 22:13.954
This is the first step
of a process
22:14.041 --> 22:16.261
that will end with you
in a new job that fulfills you.
22:16.435 --> 22:17.655
Yeah. But how does it work?
22:17.828 --> 22:19.748
I want you to take
the packet in front of you.
22:19.830 --> 22:20.880
Review it.
22:21.135 --> 22:23.185
All the answers
you’re looking for are inside.
22:23.268 --> 22:24.708
Start filling out
the necessary information,
22:24.835 --> 22:25.705
and before you know it,
22:26.053 --> 22:27.353
you’ll be on your way
to new opportunities.
22:27.577 --> 22:30.107
Now, Ned, I need you
to go back to your desk
22:30.188 --> 22:31.538
and start putting together
your things.
22:31.711 --> 22:32.921
As a favor to me,
22:33.322 --> 22:34.802
I’d appreciate it
if you didn’t spread the news
22:34.888 --> 22:35.808
just yet.
22:35.889 --> 22:37.329
Panic doesn’t help anyone.
22:37.935 --> 22:39.155
I understand.
22:40.416 --> 22:41.596
Give it up for Ned.
22:46.552 --> 22:48.202
You can start
the morning in Boston,
22:48.728 --> 22:50.168
stop in Dallas over lunch,
22:50.251 --> 22:52.031
and finish the day
in San Francisco,
22:52.602 --> 22:54.292
all for the price of a T1 line.
22:54.778 --> 22:58.088
Our inflated travel budget
is eviscerated by 85 percent.
22:58.259 --> 23:00.919
And more importantly,
to you guys on the road,
23:01.654 --> 23:03.874
no more Christmases
in a hotel in Tulsa,
23:03.961 --> 23:05.831
no more hours lost
to weather delays.
23:06.355 --> 23:08.005
You get to come home.
23:11.534 --> 23:13.184
Tell me you’re not taking this
seriously.
23:13.927 --> 23:15.277
That’s why I brought
the entire company
23:15.364 --> 23:16.234
in from the road,
23:16.539 --> 23:17.939
because
we’re not taking this seriously.
23:18.149 --> 23:19.369
There is a methodology
to what I do.
23:19.455 --> 23:20.845
There is a reason why it works.
23:20.934 --> 23:22.674
Coke and IBM
have been doing this for years.
23:22.762 --> 23:24.022
All right?
Are you familiar with them?
23:24.460 --> 23:25.940
Now, just like anything else,
you know,
23:26.070 --> 23:27.510
it’s gonna take a few months
of sort of transition
23:27.593 --> 23:28.813
and then everybody
is gonna settle in.
23:29.682 --> 23:30.812
Who are you taking off the road?
23:30.944 --> 23:33.204
How are you not getting this?
You’re grounded.
23:33.294 --> 23:35.334
Everybody’s grounded. It's done.
23:35.471 --> 23:37.421
What we do here is brutal,
23:37.516 --> 23:39.296
and it does leave people
devastated.
23:39.388 --> 23:41.518
But there is a dignity
to the way I do it.
23:41.912 --> 23:43.392
By stabbing them in the chest
23:43.479 --> 23:44.829
instead of the back,
is that right?
23:45.394 --> 23:47.304
You wanted to see me?
Well, um...
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Yeah. You know what?
Yeah, come on in.
23:48.875 --> 23:50.525
Come on in here.
Great job out there, Natalie.
23:50.703 --> 23:53.093
Thank you.
How’s everyone taking it?
23:53.532 --> 23:55.442
Great. Listen, uh,
23:55.578 --> 23:58.018
I admire your, uh, uh...
your zeal.
23:58.102 --> 23:59.752
And I think
you have some very good ideas.
23:59.843 --> 24:01.193
But you know nothing
24:01.322 --> 24:02.752
about the realities
of my industry.
24:03.499 --> 24:05.069
You can set up an iChat,
24:05.239 --> 24:06.979
but you don’t know
how people think.
24:07.154 --> 24:08.414
Actually,
I minored in psychology.
24:08.634 --> 24:09.634
Nice.
24:10.767 --> 24:14.467
- Hmm. Okay, kiddo, fire me.
- Ryan.
24:14.597 --> 24:16.337
Well, since she’s gonna be
doing this on a regular basis,
24:16.425 --> 24:17.725
don’t you wanna know
if she can fire somebody?
24:17.904 --> 24:19.814
She’s fired Ned.
My dog can fire Ned.
24:19.950 --> 24:21.260
Fire me.
You don’t need to do this.
24:21.386 --> 24:23.436
No, it’s okay. I got this.
24:25.303 --> 24:27.733
Mr. Bingham,
I regret to inform you
24:27.827 --> 24:28.957
that your position
at this company
24:29.046 --> 24:30.086
is no longer available.
24:30.656 --> 24:33.356
Hmm. Who the hell are you?
My name is Miss Keener.
24:33.442 --> 24:34.872
I’m here today
to discuss your future.
24:34.965 --> 24:36.795
My future? The only one
who can fire me
24:36.880 --> 24:39.020
is Craig Gregory.
Mr. Gregory hired me
to handle this for him.
24:39.143 --> 24:42.183
Handle what? Handle me?
Mr. Gregory hired me,
24:42.276 --> 24:43.536
he’s the only one
who can fire me.
24:43.626 --> 24:45.716
You know what?
I’m gonna go talk to him.
24:45.932 --> 24:48.022
Mr. Bingham.
No, no, no. You can’t follow me.
24:48.108 --> 24:49.548
You’re on a computer screen, remember?
24:49.675 --> 24:51.285
Ryan.
All right. Let’s try this again.
24:51.460 --> 24:52.600
Fire me again.
I just did.
24:52.678 --> 24:54.338
Actually, you didn’t. Fire me.
24:54.550 --> 24:55.820
That’s enough.
I think we get it.
24:55.942 --> 24:57.682
Okay.
Mr. Bingham,
I’m here today to inform you
24:57.770 --> 24:59.910
that your position
is no longer available.
25:00.817 --> 25:02.647
I’m fired?
Yes, you’re fired.
25:02.775 --> 25:04.905
Never say fired.
You’ve been let go.
25:05.299 --> 25:08.699
Why?
This is a mythical situation.
How could I possibly know why?
25:08.781 --> 25:11.001
Why doesn’t matter.
You never know why.
25:11.131 --> 25:12.821
It’s important
not to focus on the why
25:12.916 --> 25:14.966
and rather to spend your energy
thinking about your future.
25:15.092 --> 25:18.392
Well, I’m gonna spend my energy
on suing you unless you give me
25:18.487 --> 25:19.707
a good reason
why you’re firing me.
25:19.792 --> 25:21.182
Mr. Bingham,
the reason’s not important.
25:21.315 --> 25:22.625
So, you’re firing me
without grounds?
25:22.708 --> 25:23.888
Now, I really have a lawsuit.
25:24.057 --> 25:25.717
I get what you’re trying
to say, Ryan.
25:25.842 --> 25:27.102
Don’t take this personally,
Mr. Bingham.
25:27.234 --> 25:28.454
Personally?
25:28.540 --> 25:30.200
This is
the most personal situation
25:30.281 --> 25:31.361
that you are ever gonna enter,
25:31.543 --> 25:34.373
so, before you try
to revolutionize my business,
25:34.590 --> 25:35.460
I’d like to know
25:35.547 --> 25:37.677
that you actually know
my business.
25:48.038 --> 25:50.308
That’s a hell of a way
to welcome her to the team.
25:51.694 --> 25:53.564
Am I the only one
that sees that by doing this
25:53.652 --> 25:55.172
we’re making
ourselves irrelevant?
25:55.654 --> 25:57.654
No, frankly,
we’re making you irrelevant.
25:58.091 --> 25:59.391
- Nice.
- Don’t blame me.
25:59.528 --> 26:00.918
Blame the high fuel costs.
26:01.007 --> 26:03.187
Blame insurance premiums.
Blame technology.
26:03.270 --> 26:04.450
You know,
you better watch yourself.
26:04.576 --> 26:06.056
You’re a little too young
to become a dinosaur.
26:06.317 --> 26:07.447
I’m not a dinosaur.
26:07.623 --> 26:09.313
I want you
to show her the ropes.
26:09.407 --> 26:10.927
What do I know
what goes on here?
26:11.017 --> 26:12.497
Get Ferguson to do it.
26:13.280 --> 26:14.630
I’m not talking about here.
26:18.634 --> 26:19.544
- No.
- Yeah.
26:20.026 --> 26:21.286
Come on.
You’re very, very confident
26:21.375 --> 26:22.635
this girl doesn’t know
what she’s doing, so--
26:22.768 --> 26:24.378
Oh, I’m sorry.
I don’t think a MySpace page
26:24.465 --> 26:26.375
qualifies you to rewire
an entire company.
26:26.598 --> 26:28.168
Well, then great.
Here’s your chance.
26:28.252 --> 26:29.332
Go out there,
show her the magic.
26:29.819 --> 26:32.039
Take her through the paces.
I’m not a fucking tour guide.
26:35.389 --> 26:38.749
Now, here we go.
Bingham, here’s the boat.
26:39.263 --> 26:41.523
And here’s you.
Do you want to be in the boat?
26:42.396 --> 26:43.486
Yeah, alone.
26:47.140 --> 26:48.840
We’re ringing the bell.
We’re rounding everybody up.
26:48.925 --> 26:50.225
You want to stay out there
a little bit longer,
26:50.404 --> 26:53.234
you’re welcome to do it,
but you will not be alone, okay?
26:53.320 --> 26:54.280
You let me know.
27:11.034 --> 27:12.034
Oh, Christ.
28:03.390 --> 28:05.050
What?
Follow me.
28:09.788 --> 28:11.098
I really like my luggage.
28:11.181 --> 28:13.001
That’s exactly what it is,
it’s luggage.
28:13.096 --> 28:15.056
You know how much time you lose
by checking in?
28:15.141 --> 28:17.361
I don’t know. Five, ten minutes?
28:17.578 --> 28:21.588
Thirty-five minutes a flight.
I travel 270 days a year.
28:21.757 --> 28:24.937
That’s 157 hours.
That makes seven days.
28:25.586 --> 28:28.116
You’re willing to throw away
an entire week on that?
28:36.075 --> 28:38.465
You don’t need this.
Sorry, you don’t need that.
28:40.036 --> 28:40.946
You’re not gonna need that.
28:41.124 --> 28:42.694
They have neck pillows
on the plane.
28:43.169 --> 28:45.789
Ah. This, you--
they have better ones there.
28:45.868 --> 28:47.178
I--
I’ll get rid of this.
28:49.219 --> 28:50.879
I can just meet you
at security.
28:52.135 --> 28:53.095
Thank you.
28:56.922 --> 28:58.402
Bingo, Asians.
28:59.229 --> 29:00.889
You can’t be serious.
29:01.013 --> 29:02.883
Never get behind people
traveling with infants.
29:03.015 --> 29:04.585
I’ve never seen
a stroller collapse
29:04.669 --> 29:07.239
in less than 20 minutes.
Old people are worse.
29:07.324 --> 29:08.714
Their bodies are littered
with hidden metal,
29:08.804 --> 29:09.974
and they never seem
to appreciate
29:10.066 --> 29:12.066
how little time
they have left on earth.
29:12.329 --> 29:13.769
Here you go. Five words.
29:13.852 --> 29:16.112
"Randomly selected
for additional screening."
29:16.899 --> 29:18.079
Asians.
29:18.814 --> 29:20.464
They pack light,
travel efficiently,
29:20.554 --> 29:22.124
and they’ve got a thing
for slip-on shoes.
29:22.252 --> 29:24.202
You’ve got to love them.
That’s racist.
29:24.297 --> 29:27.087
I’m like my mother.
I stereotype. It’s faster.
29:34.917 --> 29:37.097
Uh. Sorry.
29:56.025 --> 29:57.505
Are you mad at your computer?
29:59.115 --> 30:01.205
- I type with purpose.
- Hmm.
30:02.379 --> 30:03.599
What is it
that you’re working on
30:03.684 --> 30:04.594
so furiously?
30:06.035 --> 30:08.165
I’m building a workflow
of firing techniques.
30:08.385 --> 30:10.735
It’s, uh,
questions and responses,
30:10.822 --> 30:11.992
actions and reactions.
30:12.128 --> 30:13.608
It’s a script taking you
through the steps
30:13.694 --> 30:14.564
of firing someone.
30:15.131 --> 30:16.041
Who’s it for?
30:16.828 --> 30:18.228
Well, theoretically,
30:18.308 --> 30:19.838
you could put it
in the hands of anyone
30:19.918 --> 30:21.578
and they’d be
downsizing immediately.
30:21.920 --> 30:23.880
All you have to do
is follow the steps.
30:25.228 --> 30:27.018
Natalie, what is it
you think we do here?
30:28.622 --> 30:30.362
We prepare the newly unemployed
for the emotional
30:30.450 --> 30:31.590
and physical hurdles
of job hunting,
30:31.669 --> 30:33.069
while minimizing legal blowback.
30:33.497 --> 30:35.937
Now, that’s what we're selling.
It’s not what we’re doing.
30:36.152 --> 30:37.502
Okay. What are we doing?
30:37.718 --> 30:40.638
We are here
to make limbo tolerable,
30:41.244 --> 30:44.814
to ferry wounded souls
across the river of dread
30:44.900 --> 30:48.080
until the point
where hope is dimly visible.
30:50.601 --> 30:52.291
And then stop the boat,
shove them in the water
30:52.385 --> 30:53.385
and make them swim.
30:54.866 --> 30:56.346
That was really impressive.
30:56.433 --> 30:57.913
Are you gonna put that
in your book?
31:10.012 --> 31:11.832
I got to grab this.
I’ll meet you at the car rental.
31:11.927 --> 31:13.017
Okay.
31:13.624 --> 31:15.404
Hey, I was hoping
I’d hear from you.
31:15.626 --> 31:18.416
I’m in Hotlanta, and I need
a rib-joint recommend bad.
31:18.934 --> 31:21.064
Fat Matt’s. Bring a bib.
31:21.414 --> 31:22.374
You never called.
31:22.676 --> 31:24.986
Well, I wasn’t sure
what was appropriate.
31:25.157 --> 31:26.117
Appropriate?
31:26.593 --> 31:28.943
Ryan, I’m not some waitress
you banged in a snowstorm.
31:29.509 --> 31:32.169
That word has no place
in our vocabulary.
31:32.686 --> 31:33.596
I am the woman
31:33.862 --> 31:34.862
that you don’t have
to worry about.
31:36.734 --> 31:37.994
Sounds like a trap.
31:38.518 --> 31:40.828
Listen, the next time
that you’re worried
31:40.912 --> 31:44.342
about manners, don’t.
If you wanna call, call.
31:44.785 --> 31:47.785
Just think of me as yourself,
only with a vagina.
31:49.399 --> 31:50.399
When am I gonna see you?
31:50.879 --> 31:54.629
Well, I’m out of Hartsfield
into IAD,
31:54.708 --> 31:57.498
with a connection
at ORD into SDF.
31:57.842 --> 32:00.582
Oh, sorry.
Yeah, tell me about it.
32:01.063 --> 32:03.363
How long’s your layover?
They got multiples into SDF.
32:03.456 --> 32:04.586
Think you could push?
32:06.895 --> 32:08.675
Yeah, I can push.
32:21.997 --> 32:24.827
All you have to do today
is watch and listen.
32:24.913 --> 32:27.433
And when I talk
about a strategy packet,
32:27.524 --> 32:28.824
hand them one of those.
32:29.656 --> 32:30.706
Sounds great.
32:31.006 --> 32:33.186
So, although I wish I were here
with better news...
32:34.270 --> 32:36.890
the fact is that
you and I are sitting here today
32:36.968 --> 32:39.798
because, uh, this will be
your last week
32:39.884 --> 32:41.754
of employment at this company.
32:41.930 --> 32:43.760
Why me?
What am I supposed to do now?
32:43.844 --> 32:45.014
Am I supposed to feel better
32:45.107 --> 32:46.847
that I’m not the only one
losing my job?
32:47.022 --> 32:48.232
This is ridiculous!
32:48.893 --> 32:51.463
I have been a fine employee
for over ten years,
32:51.635 --> 32:53.595
and this is the way
you treat me.
32:54.290 --> 32:56.470
How do you sleep
at night, man? Huh?
32:57.467 --> 32:59.687
How’s your family?
They sleeping well at night?
33:00.296 --> 33:01.646
Electricity still on?
33:02.472 --> 33:03.512
Heat still on?
33:03.647 --> 33:04.997
- Refrigerator full of food?
- Um.
33:06.389 --> 33:08.179
Gas tank full of gas?
33:08.739 --> 33:10.829
Going to Chuck E. Cheese
this weekend or something?
33:10.915 --> 33:11.825
Not me.
33:13.135 --> 33:15.225
No, my kids,
we’re not gonna do anything.
33:20.359 --> 33:22.059
What do you suggest I tell them?
33:27.845 --> 33:29.845
Perhaps you’re underestimating
the positive effect
33:29.934 --> 33:32.584
that your career transition
can have on your children.
33:33.329 --> 33:34.809
The positive effect?
33:36.506 --> 33:38.426
I make about 90 grand
a year now.
33:39.639 --> 33:42.169
Unemployment is what,
250 bucks a week?
33:42.555 --> 33:44.555
Is that one
of your positive effects?
33:45.210 --> 33:46.560
Well, we’ll get to be cozier,
33:46.907 --> 33:48.777
because I’m not gonna be able
to pay my mortgage on my house.
33:48.866 --> 33:50.346
So, maybe we can move
into a nice fucking
33:50.433 --> 33:52.263
one-bedroom apartment somewhere.
33:53.914 --> 33:55.694
And I guess without benefits,
33:56.004 --> 33:58.044
I’ll be able to hold
my daughter as she,
33:58.354 --> 34:00.654
you know,
suffers from her asthma
34:00.747 --> 34:03.187
that I won’t be able to afford
the medication for.
34:04.055 --> 34:06.445
Well...
...tests have shown that
34:06.536 --> 34:08.146
children under moderate trauma
have a tendency
34:08.233 --> 34:10.583
to apply themselves
academically...
34:11.802 --> 34:13.542
as a method of coping.
34:15.284 --> 34:16.414
Go fuck yourself.
34:18.156 --> 34:19.676
That’s what my kids'll think.
34:20.506 --> 34:22.856
Your children’s admiration
is important to you?
34:23.596 --> 34:26.166
Yeah. Yeah, it was.
34:27.383 --> 34:29.383
Well, I doubt
they ever admired you, Bob.
34:30.429 --> 34:33.349
Hey, asshole, aren’t you
supposed to be consoling me?
34:34.042 --> 34:36.732
I’m not a shrink, Bob.
I’m a wake-up call.
34:36.827 --> 34:38.527
You know why kids love athletes?
34:38.655 --> 34:40.695
I don’t know. Because they screw
lingerie models?
34:40.787 --> 34:42.227
No, that’s why we love athletes.
34:42.311 --> 34:44.181
Kids love athletes
34:44.878 --> 34:46.228
because they follow
their dreams.
34:49.448 --> 34:52.278
Well, I can’t dunk.
No, but you can cook.
34:53.017 --> 34:54.587
What are you talking about?
34:54.714 --> 34:57.024
Your resume says
that you minored
34:57.108 --> 34:58.718
in French culinary arts.
34:59.458 --> 35:01.938
Most students,
they work on the fryer at KFC,
35:02.113 --> 35:03.893
but you bussed tables
at Il Picador
35:03.984 --> 35:04.894
to support yourself.
35:05.638 --> 35:08.168
And then you get out of college
and you come and you work here.
35:09.033 --> 35:12.163
How much did they first pay you
to give up on your dreams?
35:12.776 --> 35:14.256
Twenty-seven grand a year.
35:14.430 --> 35:16.040
And when were you going to stop
35:16.736 --> 35:18.696
and come back
and do what makes you happy?
35:21.567 --> 35:22.567
Good question.
35:22.699 --> 35:25.269
I see guys who work
at the same company
35:25.354 --> 35:28.134
for their entire lives,
guys exactly like you.
35:28.792 --> 35:30.402
They clock in, they clock out,
35:30.576 --> 35:33.106
and they never have a moment
of happiness.
35:35.364 --> 35:37.714
You have
an opportunity here, Bob.
35:38.497 --> 35:39.807
This is a rebirth.
35:41.500 --> 35:43.640
Now, if not for you,
do it for your children.
36:13.880 --> 36:15.630
Uh. He just waltzes in
and cuts in line?
36:16.187 --> 36:19.537
We reserve priority assistance
for our Hilton Honors members.
36:19.843 --> 36:21.843
The promotions are great.
You should check it out.
36:28.330 --> 36:29.470
Hungry much?
36:30.593 --> 36:33.853
Our business expense allots
40 dollars each for dinner.
36:34.162 --> 36:36.722
I plan on grabbing
as many miles as I can.
36:36.860 --> 36:39.080
Okay, you got to fill me in
on the miles thing.
36:39.210 --> 36:40.260
What is that about?
36:40.603 --> 36:43.643
Are you talking about,
like, frequent flyer miles?
36:44.084 --> 36:46.654
You really want to know?
I’m dying to know.
36:47.871 --> 36:49.611
I don’t spend a nickel
if I can help it
36:49.699 --> 36:52.009
unless it somehow profits
my mileage account.
36:52.615 --> 36:55.055
So, what are you saving up for,
Hawaii, South of France?
36:55.618 --> 36:58.408
It’s not like that.
The miles are the goal.
36:59.752 --> 37:02.622
That’s it?
You’re saving just to save?
37:02.842 --> 37:04.362
Let’s just say
that I have a number in mind
37:04.453 --> 37:05.453
and I haven’t hit it yet.
37:05.802 --> 37:08.022
That’s a little abstract.
What’s the target?
37:09.197 --> 37:10.287
I’d rather not.
37:11.199 --> 37:12.729
Is it a secret target?
37:14.724 --> 37:15.814
It’s ten million miles.
37:17.509 --> 37:19.649
Okay. Isn’t ten million
just a number?
37:19.859 --> 37:22.129
Pi’s just a number.
Well, we all need a hobby.
37:23.559 --> 37:26.779
No, I-- I-- I don’t mean
to belittle your collection.
37:26.866 --> 37:28.346
I get it. It sounds cool.
37:28.651 --> 37:30.431
I’d be the seventh person
to do it.
37:30.522 --> 37:32.172
More people have walked
on the moon.
37:32.394 --> 37:33.784
Do they throw you a parade?
37:33.917 --> 37:36.137
You get lifetime
executive status.
37:36.789 --> 37:38.099
You get to meet the chief pilot,
37:38.182 --> 37:39.532
Maynard Finch.
Wow.
37:39.618 --> 37:41.058
And they put your name
on the side of a plane.
37:41.141 --> 37:42.141
Men get such hard-ons
37:42.230 --> 37:43.060
from putting their name
on stuff.
37:43.143 --> 37:44.053
You guys don’t grow up.
37:44.406 --> 37:45.366
It’s like you need to pee
on everything.
37:45.668 --> 37:47.668
Oh, now who’s stereotyping?
Fear of mortality.
37:48.148 --> 37:50.888
It’s like, "Yeah,
you’re gonna die one day."
37:51.064 --> 37:53.284
And why do you suppose
that’s singular to men?
37:53.415 --> 37:55.115
Probably because
you can’t have babies.
37:55.199 --> 37:56.639
The baby argument.
38:01.466 --> 38:05.386
If I had that many miles,
I would show up at an airport,
38:05.470 --> 38:08.220
look at the destination board,
pick a place and go.
38:44.814 --> 38:46.114
Thanks for the advice.
39:04.268 --> 39:06.748
Oh, Jesus.
39:28.466 --> 39:32.296
Okay. Closer. Way closer.
39:34.907 --> 39:38.347
Still closer. Closer. Okay.
39:39.782 --> 39:42.872
Uh. A little left.
Okay, down a little.
39:44.134 --> 39:46.654
Too far. Up. Up one more inch.
39:48.965 --> 39:49.875
I don’t get it.
39:50.096 --> 39:51.186
Why does your sister want
a fake photo?
39:51.620 --> 39:54.150
My sister is kooky.
She thinks this is charming.
39:54.231 --> 39:55.841
It’s like the gnome thing.
39:55.928 --> 39:56.978
I mean,
why would your sister want
39:57.190 --> 39:58.590
a fake photo in front
of the St. Louis airport?
39:59.192 --> 40:00.802
Are you kidding, Lambert Field?
40:01.238 --> 40:02.938
The Wright brothers
flew through there.
40:03.022 --> 40:06.062
That domed main terminal,
it’s the first of its kind.
40:06.156 --> 40:07.156
It’s a precursor
from everything,
40:07.244 --> 40:08.724
from JFK to De Gaulle.
40:09.464 --> 40:11.374
It's pretty sweet.
Just take the picture.
40:15.426 --> 40:18.086
Well, that’s a keeper.
Let me see it.
40:20.692 --> 40:21.952
Why she wants
dozens of reminders
40:22.041 --> 40:23.391
of all the places
she hasn’t been
40:23.478 --> 40:24.348
is beyond me, but...
40:25.218 --> 40:27.048
Well, I’m sure she'll be crushed
for having missed this airport.
40:27.046 --> 40:29.096
Look, before Lindbergh
could cross the Atlantic,
40:29.179 --> 40:31.009
he took off
from one of those runways.
40:31.094 --> 40:33.004
You ever wonder why they call it
the Spirit of St. Louis?
40:33.226 --> 40:34.836
No.
Well--
40:42.975 --> 40:46.545
Do you know
how fucked this place is now?
40:46.675 --> 40:48.585
I am the one thing,
the one thing,
40:48.677 --> 40:51.767
preventing this place from being
totally fucked in the ass!
40:58.513 --> 41:00.253
Sometimes
they just need to vent.
41:03.822 --> 41:06.302
Please, for the love of God,
can I fire the next one?
41:07.609 --> 41:09.399
Miss Barnes,
thank you for joining us.
41:09.480 --> 41:10.660
I’m here to be fired, right?
41:12.788 --> 41:14.708
Well, we’re here
to talk about your future.
41:14.920 --> 41:17.320
You don’t have to sugarcoat it.
I get the drill.
41:18.228 --> 41:20.758
What are they offering?
Inside the packet,
41:20.839 --> 41:22.799
you’ll find a clearly worked out
severance package.
41:22.972 --> 41:24.052
Give me the bullet points.
41:25.844 --> 41:27.324
It’s actually pretty good.
41:27.411 --> 41:29.491
Three months’ pay,
six months’ medical,
41:29.587 --> 41:31.157
and a full year
of placement services
41:31.241 --> 41:32.191
through our company, CTC.
41:32.721 --> 41:35.411
Placement services.
That’s generous.
41:38.509 --> 41:40.209
Commonly, it takes one month
of searching
41:40.293 --> 41:42.333
for every 10,000 dollars
you expect to earn in salary.
41:42.513 --> 41:44.253
So, I could be
looking for a while.
41:44.907 --> 41:46.997
Not necessarily.
Don’t even sweat it.
41:47.083 --> 41:48.823
I’m pretty confident
about my plans.
41:50.086 --> 41:51.656
Really?
Yeah.
41:52.218 --> 41:54.218
There’s this beautiful bridge
by my house.
41:55.787 --> 41:57.177
I’m gonna go jump off it.
41:59.661 --> 42:03.701
Natalie. Hey. Natalie!
42:12.108 --> 42:15.328
People say
these things all the time.
42:15.415 --> 42:16.675
It’s part of the trade.
42:17.243 --> 42:18.763
They do?
Yeah.
42:18.854 --> 42:23.644
I mean, they say crazy things.
They get worked up.
42:24.816 --> 42:28.346
She was really calm.
I think that’s a good sign.
42:30.213 --> 42:31.563
So, they don’t ever
actually do it?
42:31.780 --> 42:33.790
No. No, it’s just talk.
42:34.826 --> 42:36.306
How do you know?
Do you follow up?
42:36.436 --> 42:38.656
I mean, no. Nothing good’s
gonna come of that, but...
42:40.745 --> 42:42.445
I wouldn’t worry about it.
42:44.488 --> 42:45.968
This is what we do, Natalie.
42:46.055 --> 42:48.365
We take people
at their most fragile,
42:48.448 --> 42:49.798
and we set them adrift.
42:55.020 --> 42:56.200
You ready to go back in?
42:57.849 --> 42:59.329
All right, let’s go. Come on.
43:30.012 --> 43:33.312
♪ I’ve spent too long ♪
43:33.842 --> 43:37.102
♪ Away from home
43:37.410 --> 43:41.030
♪ Did all the things ♪
43:41.414 --> 43:44.544
♪ I could have done ♪
43:44.722 --> 43:47.502
No, I’m fine.
Tell me something sweet.
43:48.857 --> 43:50.557
I’ll be back soon.
I’m not really sure
43:50.641 --> 43:52.291
how long this whole exercise
is supposed to last.
43:53.122 --> 43:55.072
No, I don’t even think of him
that way. He’s old.
43:55.820 --> 44:00.790
♪ I’m not the only one ♪
44:02.522 --> 44:05.132
♪ So long
44:06.178 --> 44:08.748
♪ I’m goin' ♪
44:16.754 --> 44:20.234
♪ I saw the streets ♪
44:20.410 --> 44:23.850
♪ All ripe with jewels ♪
44:24.022 --> 44:27.672
♪ Balconies and ♪
44:27.765 --> 44:31.635
♪ The laundry lines ♪
44:36.774 --> 44:37.904
Uh. Uh. I'm-- I'm done?
44:38.080 --> 44:40.130
I wasn’t expecting this.
Not at all.
44:40.343 --> 44:41.903
Just like that?
I’m disappointed
44:41.997 --> 44:45.177
that I’ve given
so much of my life...
44:45.304 --> 44:47.434
This is not fair.
There are people
that are gonna be
44:47.524 --> 44:49.004
way more qualified than me now.
44:49.134 --> 44:50.434
I don’t know what to do
when I wake up
44:50.570 --> 44:51.450
in the morning tomorrow.
44:59.057 --> 45:00.017
Are you okay?
45:02.626 --> 45:04.586
Are we going?
Yeah.
45:16.988 --> 45:19.908
♪ So long
45:20.862 --> 45:22.952
♪ I’m goin' ♪
45:23.081 --> 45:25.381
This is how I start
every day of my life.
45:25.518 --> 45:27.958
♪ Goin’ home... ♪
45:28.130 --> 45:29.350
Now, this is gonna be
a little difficult,
45:29.435 --> 45:30.605
so stay with me.
45:31.437 --> 45:34.527
You have a new backpack.
Only this time,
45:34.919 --> 45:36.529
I want you
to fill it with people.
45:36.965 --> 45:40.275
Start with casual acquaintances,
friends of friends,
45:41.056 --> 45:42.796
folks around the office.
45:42.884 --> 45:44.144
And then you move
into the people
45:44.233 --> 45:46.103
that you trust
with your most intimate secrets.
45:46.191 --> 45:48.101
Your cousins,
your aunts, your uncles,
45:48.890 --> 45:51.680
your brothers,
your sisters, your parents.
45:52.937 --> 45:55.117
And finally
your husband, your wife,
45:55.548 --> 45:57.028
your boyfriend
or your girlfriend.
45:58.073 --> 46:00.943
You get them
into that backpack.
46:03.078 --> 46:04.258
Don’t worry.
I’m not gonna ask you
46:04.340 --> 46:05.690
to light it on fire.
46:08.170 --> 46:09.610
Feel the weight of that bag.
46:10.694 --> 46:11.604
Make no mistake,
46:11.956 --> 46:13.956
your relationships
are the heaviest components
46:14.045 --> 46:15.005
in your life.
46:16.961 --> 46:20.351
Do you feel the straps
cutting into your shoulders?
46:21.879 --> 46:24.489
All those negotiations
and arguments
46:24.577 --> 46:27.277
and secrets and compromises.
46:30.888 --> 46:32.938
You don’t need to carry
all that weight.
46:34.022 --> 46:35.712
Why don’t you set that bag down?
46:38.591 --> 46:40.981
Some animals were meant
to carry each other,
46:41.072 --> 46:43.462
to live symbiotically
for a lifetime.
46:44.554 --> 46:46.864
Star-crossed lovers,
monogamous swans.
46:46.948 --> 46:48.818
We are not those animals.
46:51.648 --> 46:53.868
The slower we move,
the faster we die.
46:54.346 --> 46:56.696
We are not swans.
46:58.046 --> 46:59.136
We’re sharks.
47:13.931 --> 47:15.361
- Never?
- No.
47:16.020 --> 47:17.330
- Ever?
- No.
47:18.153 --> 47:19.283
You never want to get married?
47:19.719 --> 47:21.459
Nope.
Never want kids?
47:21.678 --> 47:23.598
Not a chance.
Ever?
47:23.723 --> 47:26.423
Never. Is that so bizarre?
47:27.075 --> 47:29.595
Yes. Yes, it is.
47:30.426 --> 47:32.036
I just don’t see
the value in it.
47:33.733 --> 47:35.993
All right, sell it to me.
What?
47:36.127 --> 47:37.567
Sell me marriage.
47:39.914 --> 47:42.304
Okay, how about love?
Pfft. Okay.
47:43.700 --> 47:46.190
Stability, just somebody
you can count on.
47:46.398 --> 47:48.138
How many stable marriages
do you know?
47:48.270 --> 47:51.710
Somebody to talk to,
someone to spend your life with.
47:51.795 --> 47:52.965
I’m surrounded by people
to talk to.
47:53.144 --> 47:55.494
I doubt that’s going to change.
47:56.278 --> 47:58.108
How about just not dying alone?
47:59.150 --> 48:01.420
Starting when I was 12,
we moved each one
48:01.544 --> 48:03.374
of my grandparents
into a nursing facility.
48:03.459 --> 48:04.809
My parents went the same way.
48:05.026 --> 48:07.766
Make no mistake,
we all die alone.
48:07.898 --> 48:11.038
Now, those cult members
in San Diego
48:11.119 --> 48:12.819
with the Kool-Aid
and the sneakers,
48:13.034 --> 48:14.164
they didn’t die alone.
48:15.384 --> 48:16.514
I’m just saying
there are options.
48:19.954 --> 48:21.734
Oh, fuck.
48:23.218 --> 48:24.958
Brian left me.
48:32.531 --> 48:33.741
Hey, all right.
48:36.405 --> 48:38.145
Okay, okay. All right.
48:40.278 --> 48:42.148
All right.
48:44.021 --> 48:45.541
Yeah, um...
48:51.202 --> 48:52.422
Hey.
48:56.991 --> 48:58.811
Uh. Natalie,
this is Alex, my friend.
48:58.906 --> 48:59.946
This is Natalie.
49:01.343 --> 49:05.083
I should give you both a moment.
No. No, that’s fine.
49:05.390 --> 49:07.880
I’m fine.
It’s a pleasure to meet you.
49:09.525 --> 49:12.445
Maybe we should just all go up
to our rooms and freshen up.
49:13.355 --> 49:15.875
Or maybe a drink?
Now, you’re talking.
49:19.491 --> 49:21.751
He broke up with you
over text message?
49:21.841 --> 49:23.791
It’s kind of like firing someone
over the Internet.
49:26.759 --> 49:27.849
What a weaselly prick.
49:28.065 --> 49:29.765
Yeah.
But what does that make me?
49:30.459 --> 49:32.809
Someone who falls for a prick.
We all fall for them.
49:32.940 --> 49:34.160
Pricks are spontaneous,
49:34.245 --> 49:35.285
they’re unpredictable,
and they’re fun.
49:35.725 --> 49:37.725
And then we’re surprised
when they turn out to be pricks.
49:39.381 --> 49:42.161
I followed him to Omaha.
You did?
49:43.385 --> 49:44.905
I had a job waiting for me
in San Francisco
49:44.995 --> 49:46.955
when he got an offer
from ConAgra.
49:48.825 --> 49:50.565
He said we could
start a life together.
49:52.176 --> 49:54.616
So, I followed him.
To Nebraska?
49:58.443 --> 50:00.093
I thought I’d be engaged by now.
50:01.185 --> 50:02.095
No offense.
50:02.621 --> 50:03.971
None taken.
No. That’s all right.
50:06.538 --> 50:10.108
When I was 16,
I thought by 23, I’d be married,
50:10.368 --> 50:11.368
maybe have a kid,
50:11.630 --> 50:13.680
corner office by day,
entertaining at night.
50:14.807 --> 50:17.027
I was supposed to be driving
a Grand Cherokee by now.
50:17.201 --> 50:18.071
Yeah.
50:18.246 --> 50:19.726
Life can underwhelm you
that way.
50:19.856 --> 50:21.206
I mean, where...
where did you think you’d be
50:21.292 --> 50:22.162
by, um...
50:25.209 --> 50:27.089
Yeah, uh, it d--
It doesn’t work that way.
50:27.168 --> 50:29.518
Well, at a certain point,
you stop with the deadlines.
50:29.605 --> 50:30.955
It can be
a little counterproductive.
50:31.389 --> 50:33.439
I don’t want to say anything
that’s anti-feminist.
50:33.522 --> 50:35.912
I really appreciate everything
that your generation did for me.
50:37.091 --> 50:38.781
It was our pleasure.
Well done.
50:38.918 --> 50:40.318
But sometimes it feels like
50:40.442 --> 50:41.612
no matter
how much success I have,
50:41.878 --> 50:43.838
it’s not gonna matter
until I find the right guy.
50:44.881 --> 50:46.701
You really thought
this guy was the one?
50:48.015 --> 50:49.405
I could have made it work.
50:50.365 --> 50:53.195
He, um--
He really fit the bill.
50:53.368 --> 50:54.328
You know?
50:54.717 --> 50:55.677
The bill?
50:56.284 --> 50:59.934
White-collar, college grad,
loves dogs, likes funny movies,
51:00.027 --> 51:02.417
6’1', brown hair, kind eyes,
51:02.681 --> 51:05.031
works in finance
but is outdoorsy,
51:05.119 --> 51:06.689
you know, on the weekends.
51:08.513 --> 51:10.643
I always imagined
he’d have a single syllable name
51:10.733 --> 51:15.043
like, um, Matt or John or Dave.
51:16.434 --> 51:18.174
In a perfect world,
he drives a 4Runner.
51:18.262 --> 51:19.952
And the only thing
51:20.047 --> 51:21.837
he loves more than me
is his golden Lab.
51:23.485 --> 51:24.525
And a nice smile.
51:28.098 --> 51:30.668
What about you?
Let me think, uh...
51:33.016 --> 51:35.196
You know, honestly,
by the time you’re 34,
51:35.279 --> 51:37.889
all the physical requirements
just go out the window.
51:38.108 --> 51:40.898
I mean, like, you secretly pray
that he’ll be taller than you.
51:41.459 --> 51:44.509
Um. And not an asshole
would be nice.
51:44.593 --> 51:46.113
Just someone
who enjoys my company,
51:46.203 --> 51:47.373
comes from a good family.
51:47.465 --> 51:48.635
Because you don’t think
about that
51:48.727 --> 51:49.647
when you’re younger.
51:50.251 --> 51:53.201
I don’t know. Uh.
Someone who wants kids.
51:54.168 --> 51:56.038
Likes kids. Wants kids.
51:57.301 --> 52:00.691
Healthy enough to play
with his kids.
52:01.610 --> 52:05.440
Um. Oh, please let him earn
more money than I do.
52:06.180 --> 52:07.580
You might not
understand that now,
52:07.659 --> 52:09.319
but believe me,
you will one day.
52:09.400 --> 52:12.100
Otherwise,
that’s a recipe for disaster.
52:12.838 --> 52:15.758
Uh. And hopefully
some hair on his head...
52:16.755 --> 52:17.665
but, I mean,
52:18.061 --> 52:20.491
even that’s not a deal breaker
these days. Uh.
52:23.545 --> 52:24.505
A nice smile.
52:27.462 --> 52:30.332
Yeah, a nice smile.
Nice smile just might do it.
52:33.598 --> 52:34.818
Wow, that was depressing.
52:37.559 --> 52:39.259
I should just date women.
Tried it.
52:40.431 --> 52:42.121
We’re no picnic ourselves.
52:46.437 --> 52:48.527
I don’t mind being married
to my career...
52:50.093 --> 52:51.483
and I don’t expect it
to hold me in bed
52:51.573 --> 52:52.573
as I fall asleep.
52:57.709 --> 52:59.279
I just don’t want to settle.
53:00.364 --> 53:01.494
You’re young.
53:01.757 --> 53:04.287
Right now, you see settling
as some sort of a failure.
53:04.412 --> 53:06.972
It is, by definition.
53:07.806 --> 53:10.466
Yeah. But by the time
someone is right for you,
53:10.548 --> 53:11.808
it won’t feel like settling.
53:12.463 --> 53:13.943
And the only person
left to judge you
53:14.030 --> 53:16.560
will be the 23-year-old girl
with a target on your back.
53:21.342 --> 53:23.032
So, what’s the plan
for the evening?
53:24.214 --> 53:26.304
Well,
we were gonna hit that party
53:26.390 --> 53:28.400
for the tech conference
at the hotel.
53:28.479 --> 53:30.269
Oh, I didn’t-- I didn't know
you could just attend those.
53:30.351 --> 53:32.041
I thought
you had to be registered.
53:32.527 --> 53:34.097
Well, uh, technically,
I don’t think
53:34.224 --> 53:36.184
it’s open to the public but--
Just gonna stop by.
53:36.922 --> 53:38.002
You’re gonna crash it?
53:39.838 --> 53:41.408
Well, you know,
they throw a really nice party.
53:41.492 --> 53:42.922
they have more money
than they know what to do with.
53:43.015 --> 53:44.455
And it--
And they have a good time, usually.
53:44.539 --> 53:46.889
No, no, I... I get it. I’m in.
54:06.952 --> 54:08.952
Jennifer Chu?
54:10.042 --> 54:11.432
Shit!
Eh, it’ll be fine.
54:21.793 --> 54:23.403
♪ Army with harmony ♪
54:31.586 --> 54:33.546
♪ Dave, drop a load on ’em ♪
54:34.676 --> 54:35.586
Doing all right?
54:38.027 --> 54:40.117
Yeah. This was a great idea.
54:42.161 --> 54:43.461
You’re so pretty.
54:45.077 --> 54:47.347
You’re exactly what I wanna
look like in 15 years.
54:48.820 --> 54:50.000
Thank you, Natalie.
54:50.561 --> 54:51.901
You should dance.
54:52.737 --> 54:56.007
♪ It’s sorta like another way
To call a cat a kitten ♪
54:56.132 --> 54:57.262
Come on.
No, no, no, no, no.
54:57.351 --> 54:58.911
Come on.
Oh!
55:07.665 --> 55:08.795
♪ Good times
55:10.233 --> 55:13.623
♪ These are the good times
55:14.846 --> 55:16.156
♪ Our new state of mind...
55:16.544 --> 55:19.024
Hi. I’m Dave.
I’m Natalie.
55:20.112 --> 55:21.152
Who’s Jennifer?
55:23.420 --> 55:24.470
I don’t know.
55:26.118 --> 55:28.298
All right,
how’s everybody doing out there?
55:30.819 --> 55:32.259
All right.
Right about now, give it up
55:32.342 --> 55:35.862
for a very special
alphaTECH guest. Young MC!
55:38.696 --> 55:40.086
What’s up, alphaTECH?
55:40.916 --> 55:43.616
I got a busted computer at home.
Can somebody fix it for me?
55:45.877 --> 55:48.487
♪ This here’s
A jam for all the fellas ♪
55:48.576 --> 55:50.316
♪ Trying to do what
Those ladies tell us ♪
55:50.491 --> 55:52.531
♪ Get shot down
’Cause you're overzealous ♪
55:52.623 --> 55:54.713
♪ Play hard to get
Females will get jealous ♪
55:54.799 --> 55:56.629
♪ Okay, smarty, go to a party ♪
55:56.714 --> 55:58.754
♪ Girls are scantily clad
And showing body ♪
55:58.847 --> 56:00.457
♪ A chick walks by
You wish you could sex her ♪
56:00.544 --> 56:01.544
♪ But you’re standing
On the wall ♪
56:01.632 --> 56:02.542
♪ Like you was Poindexter ♪
56:03.112 --> 56:05.112
♪ Next day’s function
High-class luncheon ♪
56:05.201 --> 56:06.941
♪ Food they’re serving
You’re stone-cold munching ♪
56:07.029 --> 56:08.689
♪ Music comes on
People start to dance ♪
56:08.770 --> 56:10.600
♪ But then you ate so much
You nearly split your pants ♪
56:10.728 --> 56:11.778
♪ Girl starts walking ♪
56:11.860 --> 56:13.040
♪ Guys start gawking ♪
56:13.252 --> 56:14.772
♪ Sits down next to you
And starts talking ♪
56:14.906 --> 56:16.736
♪ Says she wanna dance
’Cause she likes to groove ♪
56:16.821 --> 56:18.731
- ♪ Come on, fatso, just...
- ♪ Bust a move ♪
56:18.867 --> 56:20.827
- Say, "Yeah!"
- Yeah!
56:20.956 --> 56:22.916
- Say, "Oh, yeah!"
- Oh, yeah!
56:23.088 --> 56:25.138
- Say, "Bust a move!"
- Bust a move!
56:25.352 --> 56:27.002
- Say, "Bust a move!"
- Bust a move!
56:27.266 --> 56:29.616
- Let me hear you say, "Yeah!"
- Yeah!
56:32.576 --> 56:36.056
I want you to have a key
to my place.
56:38.234 --> 56:40.584
Wow. I had no idea
56:40.671 --> 56:42.751
we were at that point
in our relationship.
56:42.847 --> 56:44.677
Oh, yes.
Wow.
56:49.463 --> 56:50.463
Where is she?
56:51.595 --> 56:53.375
♪ Lying in my bed
56:53.380 --> 56:57.780
♪ I hear the clock tick
And think of you ♪
56:58.123 --> 57:01.213
♪ Caught up in circles ♪
57:01.300 --> 57:05.180
♪ Confusion is nothing new ♪
57:05.304 --> 57:09.264
♪ Flash back to warm nights ♪
57:09.352 --> 57:11.832
♪ Almost left behind ♪
57:12.703 --> 57:16.573
♪ Suitcase of memories
57:16.838 --> 57:21.458
♪ Time after
Sometimes you picture me... ♪
57:26.021 --> 57:28.841
Back home, I don’t get to act
the way I do with you.
57:28.937 --> 57:30.677
That’s why
I don’t have a back home.
57:30.765 --> 57:34.245
Oh, I-- I know. I know.
You’re so cool.
57:35.073 --> 57:36.943
Mr. Empty Backpack.
57:38.642 --> 57:40.422
You know about my backpack?
I Googled you.
57:40.514 --> 57:41.864
You did?
Hmm.
57:42.124 --> 57:44.734
It’s what us modern girls do
when we have a crush.
57:44.866 --> 57:46.786
Hm.
Did it bother you?
57:47.172 --> 57:48.472
It depends.
57:48.565 --> 57:51.045
Is the bag empty
because you hate people
57:51.133 --> 57:53.303
or because you hate the baggage
that they come along with?
57:53.483 --> 57:55.393
I don’t hate people.
I’m not exactly a hermit.
57:55.572 --> 57:57.052
You just don’t want
to be tied down
57:57.139 --> 57:59.189
with the...
the whole responsibility thing?
58:00.577 --> 58:02.887
I don’t know what originally
sparked the backpack.
58:03.841 --> 58:05.231
Probably needed to be alone.
58:07.584 --> 58:08.544
Recently, I’ve been thinking
58:08.716 --> 58:10.546
that I needed
to empty the backpack...
58:11.806 --> 58:13.456
before I knew
what to put back in it.
58:32.957 --> 58:36.307
Oh, no!
I think we’re out of gas.
58:53.151 --> 58:54.231
Whoo!
59:16.827 --> 59:18.917
Hey. You’re up?
59:19.830 --> 59:20.920
Yeah, I have to fly standby
59:21.005 --> 59:22.485
and make a meeting
in Cincinnati.
59:23.051 --> 59:25.611
Oh. Okay.
59:26.358 --> 59:29.368
Aw, I made you feel cheap.
59:30.188 --> 59:31.188
It’s all right.
59:31.276 --> 59:33.536
Just leave the money
on the dresser.
59:34.889 --> 59:37.199
I’ll text you later,
so, we can swap schedules.
59:41.069 --> 59:42.029
Hey.
59:44.246 --> 59:45.336
I really like you.
59:47.249 --> 59:48.429
I like you too.
59:49.512 --> 59:50.422
Good.
59:51.427 --> 59:53.827
Go catch your plane.
01:00:07.269 --> 01:00:08.969
Last night, uh...
01:00:09.140 --> 01:00:12.630
Um. It was kind of out of hand,
and I said things. Um.
01:00:14.058 --> 01:00:16.018
I’m not actually sure
of everything that I said,
01:00:17.235 --> 01:00:19.755
but I didn’t want you to think--
Just relax.
01:00:20.151 --> 01:00:21.411
It was nice
to see you cut loose.
01:00:22.937 --> 01:00:24.377
So, did you wake him up
or slip out?
01:00:27.071 --> 01:00:28.981
What?
This morning.
Your new friend.
01:00:29.857 --> 01:00:31.377
Did you wake him up
for an awkward goodbye
01:00:31.467 --> 01:00:34.337
or did you just slip out
and make him feel like a whore?
01:00:36.864 --> 01:00:39.344
I just left.
Protocol’s always tricky.
01:00:42.478 --> 01:00:44.878
What happened to Alex?
01:00:44.959 --> 01:00:46.969
She had to leave town early
to get to a meeting.
01:00:47.048 --> 01:00:48.968
That’s too bad.
Where does she live?
01:00:49.224 --> 01:00:50.314
Chicago.
01:00:51.487 --> 01:00:52.967
Thinking of going to see her?
01:00:53.054 --> 01:00:54.574
We don’t really have
that kind of relationship.
01:00:54.664 --> 01:00:56.624
Try right over there.
Right in that direction.
01:00:57.406 --> 01:01:00.886
What, um, kind of relationship
do you have?
01:01:01.323 --> 01:01:03.063
Well, you know, casual.
01:01:04.805 --> 01:01:07.455
Sounds pretty special.
It works for us.
01:01:09.636 --> 01:01:11.466
Don’t you think
there’s a future there?
01:01:12.247 --> 01:01:14.247
I never really thought about it.
What’s going on here?
01:01:14.597 --> 01:01:16.387
Really never thought about it?
No.
01:01:18.862 --> 01:01:20.552
How can you not
think bout that?
01:01:20.995 --> 01:01:22.605
How does it
not even cross your mind
01:01:22.736 --> 01:01:24.996
that you might want
a future with someone?
It’s simple.
01:01:25.434 --> 01:01:26.344
You know that moment
01:01:26.565 --> 01:01:27.605
when you look
into somebody’s eyes
01:01:27.741 --> 01:01:30.091
and you can feel them
staring into your soul
01:01:30.178 --> 01:01:33.138
and the whole world goes quiet
just for a second?
01:01:33.616 --> 01:01:35.486
Yes.
Right. Well, I don’t.
01:01:36.967 --> 01:01:39.017
- You’re an asshole.
- No.
01:01:39.317 --> 01:01:40.977
Look, I’m just dicking around.
Come on. Give me a hand.
01:01:41.058 --> 01:01:42.798
Don’t you think
it’s worth giving her a chance?
01:01:42.930 --> 01:01:45.110
A chance to what?
A chance at something real.
01:01:45.280 --> 01:01:46.680
Natalie, your definition of real
01:01:46.760 --> 01:01:48.460
is going to evolve
as you get older.
01:01:48.587 --> 01:01:50.247
Can you stop condescending
for one second
01:01:50.328 --> 01:01:52.418
or is that one of the principles
of your bullshit philosophy?
01:01:52.504 --> 01:01:53.854
Bullshit philosophy?
01:01:54.115 --> 01:01:56.895
The isolation, the traveling.
Is that supposed to be charming?
01:01:57.118 --> 01:01:58.118
No, it’s simply a life choice.
01:01:58.249 --> 01:01:59.949
It’s a cocoon
of self-banishment.
01:02:00.121 --> 01:02:01.461
Wow. Big words.
01:02:01.644 --> 01:02:04.084
Screw you.
Ah, screw you too.
01:02:04.952 --> 01:02:06.162
You have set up a way of life
01:02:06.257 --> 01:02:07.827
that basically
makes it impossible
01:02:07.911 --> 01:02:09.601
for you to have
any kind of human connection.
01:02:09.696 --> 01:02:11.086
And now, this woman comes along
01:02:11.262 --> 01:02:14.392
and somehow runs the gauntlet
of your ridiculous life choice,
01:02:14.526 --> 01:02:16.136
and comes out
on the other end smiling
01:02:16.224 --> 01:02:17.744
just so
you can call her "casual"?
01:02:17.878 --> 01:02:20.708
I need to grow up?
You’re a 12-year-old.
01:02:21.577 --> 01:02:22.927
I don’t have a gauntlet of--
01:02:25.799 --> 01:02:27.109
Fuck.
01:03:07.710 --> 01:03:09.150
[MUSIC CONCLUDES
01:03:09.233 --> 01:03:11.843
Now, listen,
these Detroit guys can be tough.
01:03:11.932 --> 01:03:12.842
They’ve been getting hammered.
01:03:13.542 --> 01:03:15.192
So, you don’t get distracted.
Stick with the simple stuff.
01:03:15.196 --> 01:03:16.546
You get these packets
in their hand
01:03:16.675 --> 01:03:18.325
and you get them
out the door, okay?
01:03:32.213 --> 01:03:34.643
Hey, welcome to Detroit.
01:03:35.172 --> 01:03:36.252
What’s going on here?
01:03:36.391 --> 01:03:37.651
I’ve been looking
at those great numbers
01:03:37.740 --> 01:03:38.700
over the last few days.
01:03:38.915 --> 01:03:39.955
I thought maybe
we should just nut up
01:03:40.134 --> 01:03:41.094
and give this a try.
01:03:41.178 --> 01:03:42.308
We could use a little more time.
01:03:42.397 --> 01:03:43.527
Well, you...
you gotta leave the nest
01:03:43.615 --> 01:03:44.835
at some point, huh?
01:03:45.139 --> 01:03:46.619
This is a real company, Craig.
01:03:46.705 --> 01:03:48.145
We’re here to do some damage.
01:03:48.272 --> 01:03:50.402
I know. Uh. It’s a good thing
we brought our best, okay?
01:03:50.492 --> 01:03:51.792
Let’s stop screwing around.
01:03:51.928 --> 01:03:52.888
All right. Just give me a minute
01:03:53.060 --> 01:03:54.760
to prepare
and get my things together.
01:03:54.844 --> 01:03:55.844
I was thinking that Natalie
01:03:55.932 --> 01:03:56.932
was going to take this one.
01:03:58.282 --> 01:03:59.842
She’s hardly ready for that.
01:03:59.980 --> 01:04:02.330
I’ve been watching her results
the last few days. She’s great.
01:04:02.504 --> 01:04:03.594
This is a whole other animal.
01:04:03.722 --> 01:04:05.762
You know, she created it
and everything, right?
01:04:05.899 --> 01:04:07.599
And Natalie,
are you not up for it?
01:04:10.425 --> 01:04:12.465
Yeah, I’m game.
That’s my girl.
01:04:14.298 --> 01:04:16.258
Now, just remember,
don’t apologize,
01:04:16.344 --> 01:04:18.254
don’t tell them
how hard this is for you.
01:04:18.346 --> 01:04:19.386
Today’s one of the worst days
01:04:19.521 --> 01:04:20.781
they’re ever gonna have
in their life.
01:04:20.870 --> 01:04:22.220
How we feel
doesn’t even compare.
01:04:24.439 --> 01:04:25.359
Got it.
All right.
01:04:25.701 --> 01:04:27.611
Just keep it professional.
You’ll be fine.
01:04:32.403 --> 01:04:33.663
What’s all this?
What’s going on?
01:04:33.840 --> 01:04:34.890
Hello, Mr. Samuels.
01:04:36.277 --> 01:04:38.067
I wish I were here
with better news.
01:04:39.323 --> 01:04:40.883
However, your position here
at Wertheimer’s
01:04:40.977 --> 01:04:42.197
is no longer available.
01:04:43.501 --> 01:04:44.851
What are you talking about?
01:04:47.114 --> 01:04:48.284
You’ve been let go.
01:04:49.464 --> 01:04:50.334
Just like that?
01:04:53.033 --> 01:04:54.033
Who are you?
01:04:56.079 --> 01:04:57.389
My name is Miss Keener,
01:04:58.212 --> 01:05:00.342
and I’m here today
to talk about your options.
01:05:00.910 --> 01:05:03.790
I worked for this company
for 17 years
01:05:03.870 --> 01:05:05.790
and they send a fourth-grader
to can me?
01:05:07.308 --> 01:05:08.788
What the fuck is this?
01:05:18.972 --> 01:05:20.402
It’s perfectly normal
to be upset.
01:05:21.583 --> 01:05:23.713
However, the sooner
you can tell yourself
01:05:23.802 --> 01:05:25.362
that greater opportunities
are waiting for you--
01:05:25.500 --> 01:05:28.420
Greater opportunities?
I’m 57 fucking years old.
01:05:30.635 --> 01:05:33.895
Anybody who ever built an empire
or changed the world
01:05:33.987 --> 01:05:34.987
sat where you are now.
01:05:37.512 --> 01:05:40.032
And it’s because they sat there
that they were able to do it.
01:05:45.476 --> 01:05:47.306
There’s a packet
in front of you.
01:05:47.565 --> 01:05:49.265
I want you to take some time
and review it.
01:05:51.178 --> 01:05:52.488
All the answers
you’re looking for
01:05:52.570 --> 01:05:54.050
are inside those pages.
01:05:58.359 --> 01:06:00.189
The sooner
you trust the process,
01:06:00.274 --> 01:06:02.714
the sooner the next step
of your life will unveil itself.
01:06:11.459 --> 01:06:13.029
I need you to go back
to your office now
01:06:13.113 --> 01:06:15.333
and start putting together
your personal things.
01:06:33.829 --> 01:06:35.969
Mr. Samuels,
that’s all we can discuss now.
01:06:41.097 --> 01:06:42.227
Mr. Samuels.
01:06:51.803 --> 01:06:52.843
Mr. Samuels.
01:06:56.765 --> 01:06:57.935
Mr. Samuels!
01:07:14.957 --> 01:07:16.007
You did good.
01:07:19.092 --> 01:07:20.702
You okay?
You want me to take over?
01:07:21.703 --> 01:07:22.613
No, I’m all right.
01:07:39.068 --> 01:07:41.338
No. Look, we just got here.
01:07:41.418 --> 01:07:43.508
That’s one place. I think
we need to try a few more.
01:07:45.074 --> 01:07:46.464
Uh. Eh. Maybe
it doesn’t make a difference,
01:07:46.554 --> 01:07:48.554
but it’s comforting to know
that we’re in the next room.
01:07:49.078 --> 01:07:52.168
I know you don’t give a shit
about my comfort. Sh--
01:07:52.777 --> 01:07:55.607
I think we could try a few more,
that’s all I'm saying.
01:07:59.654 --> 01:08:00.614
Fine.
01:08:03.962 --> 01:08:06.392
All right. Okay. All right.
01:08:13.363 --> 01:08:17.713
He thought you did a great job.
You did. I’m real proud of you.
01:08:18.716 --> 01:08:19.676
Thanks.
01:08:22.677 --> 01:08:24.247
They’re pulling us off the road.
01:08:26.811 --> 01:08:27.811
We’re going home.
01:08:28.813 --> 01:08:31.293
Really? For good?
01:08:32.382 --> 01:08:33.252
Yeah.
01:08:35.864 --> 01:08:36.734
Good job.
01:09:03.283 --> 01:09:05.113
I’m sorry about what I said
about Alex.
01:09:05.198 --> 01:09:06.068
That was out of line.
01:09:06.851 --> 01:09:08.461
It’s all right. I understand.
01:09:08.766 --> 01:09:09.766
I mean, who am I
01:09:09.941 --> 01:09:12.291
to be doling out
relationship advice, right?
01:09:12.509 --> 01:09:13.779
No kidding.
01:09:18.559 --> 01:09:20.089
Are you gonna be okay?
01:09:21.257 --> 01:09:23.307
What do you mean?
In Omaha?
01:09:24.608 --> 01:09:25.568
Oh.
01:09:26.697 --> 01:09:27.787
I don’t know.
01:09:30.310 --> 01:09:31.840
It’s better than you'd think.
01:09:41.973 --> 01:09:42.973
Ryan.
01:09:43.714 --> 01:09:45.804
Ryan. Where--
Where are you going?
01:09:45.934 --> 01:09:48.674
I’m grabbing another flight.
Something I gotta take care of.
01:09:48.763 --> 01:09:50.633
I’ll see you back in...
uh, home.
01:10:09.871 --> 01:10:11.391
Okay, just walk it in a little.
01:10:13.135 --> 01:10:17.395
A little more.
There you go. Yeah.
01:10:21.099 --> 01:10:21.969
Got it.
01:10:26.104 --> 01:10:27.274
They’re a cute couple.
01:10:28.281 --> 01:10:30.101
You think so?
Yeah, they’ll make cute kids.
01:10:32.546 --> 01:10:35.026
How do you like
Wisconsin in February?
01:10:36.289 --> 01:10:37.729
I like it if you’re there.
01:10:38.334 --> 01:10:39.984
And I know a killer burger
in Milwaukee.
01:10:40.118 --> 01:10:41.388
Northern Wisconsin.
01:10:44.210 --> 01:10:45.690
What are you doing this weekend?
01:10:47.691 --> 01:10:49.731
No.
What, I haven’t even--
01:10:49.824 --> 01:10:51.474
No. Uh. Well, y--
you want me to be your date?
01:10:51.956 --> 01:10:53.566
Yeah. Uh, uh. Yeah.
01:10:53.741 --> 01:10:55.221
I mean,
at your sister’s wedding?
01:10:55.351 --> 01:10:56.481
It’s not like
I know her that well.
01:10:58.093 --> 01:11:00.573
Look, I’m not the wedding type, right?
01:11:01.183 --> 01:11:02.273
But for the first time
in my life,
01:11:02.445 --> 01:11:04.275
I don’t want to be
that guy alone at a bar.
01:11:04.360 --> 01:11:07.150
I want a dance partner.
I want a "plus one."
01:11:07.233 --> 01:11:09.663
And if you can stomach it,
I’d like it to be you.
01:11:35.522 --> 01:11:37.912
Excuse me. Are you available?
01:11:38.438 --> 01:11:41.268
This line’s for members
of our Matterhorn Program.
01:11:47.447 --> 01:11:48.497
Hey. Ryan.
01:11:49.753 --> 01:11:51.713
- Hey.
- Kara.
01:11:51.973 --> 01:11:54.363
Hi. Hey. Hi.
Hi. Come on.
01:11:54.454 --> 01:11:56.804
Hi.
Alex, this is my sister, Kara.
01:11:56.934 --> 01:11:58.974
- Hi.
- Well, hello.
01:12:00.068 --> 01:12:03.768
Ryan’s told me
nothing about you.
01:12:04.202 --> 01:12:05.762
So, you two are dating?
01:12:08.772 --> 01:12:09.852
No, not exactly.
01:12:09.947 --> 01:12:11.337
Well, hey,
don’t worry about it.
01:12:11.427 --> 01:12:12.817
We’re all getting a little old
01:12:12.907 --> 01:12:14.697
to be calling someone
"girlfriend."
01:12:14.778 --> 01:12:17.128
I remember when Mom
used to call Jack her boyfriend.
01:12:17.259 --> 01:12:21.089
God. Drove me up the wall.
Boyfriends are for kids, right?
01:12:21.176 --> 01:12:24.306
So, what are you
doing at the hotel?
01:12:25.006 --> 01:12:26.356
Yeah. Okay, uh,
01:12:26.616 --> 01:12:30.486
Frank and I are trying out
a... a trial separation.
01:12:30.577 --> 01:12:31.447
Oh, I’m sorry.
01:12:31.621 --> 01:12:32.571
So you’re not staying
at the house?
01:12:32.666 --> 01:12:34.846
No, there was a room
on hold here,
01:12:34.929 --> 01:12:36.939
so, I thought I’d just take it
for the weekend.
01:12:37.105 --> 01:12:38.065
Ah.
01:12:40.326 --> 01:12:41.546
So, the rehearsal dinner.
01:12:41.631 --> 01:12:43.541
Oh, yeah, tonight.
I’ll see you two there.
01:12:47.811 --> 01:12:49.591
Nice digs.
01:12:52.468 --> 01:12:53.338
There’s a packet.
01:13:00.607 --> 01:13:02.087
Hey, look who’s here.
01:13:02.609 --> 01:13:04.399
Oh, my God!
He finally made it.
01:13:04.480 --> 01:13:06.750
- Hey. Hey.
- Oh, my God! Ryan!
01:13:06.874 --> 01:13:09.484
Hi.
01:13:10.312 --> 01:13:14.272
Uh. Oh. You must be Alex.
Yes, I am. Hi. How are you?
01:13:14.360 --> 01:13:15.710
Oh, you are so beautiful.
01:13:15.796 --> 01:13:17.576
- Oh. Thank you.
- Kara was right.
01:13:19.626 --> 01:13:23.936
Gosh. You--
You look so grown-up.
01:13:24.065 --> 01:13:25.895
I do? You’re the one
that’s getting married.
01:13:25.980 --> 01:13:28.680
I know, right?
It's...
01:13:28.896 --> 01:13:31.686
Oh. Well,
you haven’t even seen my ring.
Hmm.
01:13:32.856 --> 01:13:34.466
Wow, look at that.
Oh, it’s lovely.
01:13:34.815 --> 01:13:37.125
- Jim designed it.
- That’s...
01:13:37.426 --> 01:13:39.386
Hey, Jim. D--
01:13:41.212 --> 01:13:43.432
Hey.
How’s it going?
01:13:43.519 --> 01:13:44.609
Hey. I’m Ryan.
01:13:44.694 --> 01:13:46.084
Jim. Good to meet you.
01:13:46.174 --> 01:13:47.744
- Alex. Pleasure.
- Pleasure.
01:13:48.872 --> 01:13:50.172
Well, thank you, guys,
for coming.
01:13:51.788 --> 01:13:52.838
Brother.
01:13:55.009 --> 01:13:57.229
It’s true, though.
Yeah, it’s crazy.
01:13:57.315 --> 01:13:58.315
Uh, ah.
01:13:59.056 --> 01:14:00.666
I got the pictures
you asked me to get.
Ah.
01:14:00.754 --> 01:14:02.624
Mm-hmm!
You can just put them
right there.
01:14:02.712 --> 01:14:03.712
Yep.
01:14:05.889 --> 01:14:06.889
Yeah, okay.
01:14:36.790 --> 01:14:37.800
You got so many of them
up there,
01:14:37.878 --> 01:14:38.838
I almost didn’t have room.
Hmm.
01:14:39.314 --> 01:14:42.014
I know. It’s so great.
Everyone just chipped in.
01:14:43.013 --> 01:14:45.233
What gave you the idea
to do something so...
01:14:45.886 --> 01:14:46.886
Substantial.
01:14:47.409 --> 01:14:51.159
Well, Jim has a lot
of our nest egg invested
01:14:51.239 --> 01:14:52.979
in this real estate venture.
01:14:53.067 --> 01:14:55.327
Mm-hmm. It’s a in--
A real estate investment.
01:14:55.417 --> 01:14:56.897
- Hmm.
- Yeah. It’s exciting
01:14:57.071 --> 01:14:58.811
but we went
over our finances and--
01:14:58.899 --> 01:15:01.249
A honeymoon just kind of
at this state in the game
01:15:01.336 --> 01:15:03.116
just doesn’t really
seem affordable.
01:15:03.207 --> 01:15:07.087
So, you know, we just thought,
"Just because we can’t travel
01:15:07.168 --> 01:15:08.828
"doesn’t mean
we can’t have pictures."
01:15:08.909 --> 01:15:10.649
No, I think
that’s a fabulous idea.
01:15:10.737 --> 01:15:11.607
Yeah, it’s a good one.
01:15:11.999 --> 01:15:15.089
I mean, the concept
is turnkey everything. Okay?
01:15:15.176 --> 01:15:16.956
You buy a maintenance contract
when you get the home.
01:15:17.047 --> 01:15:18.307
You know,
we’ll whack your weeds,
01:15:18.396 --> 01:15:19.446
we’ll change your light bulbs.
01:15:19.528 --> 01:15:21.138
Furniture,
you can bring your own
01:15:21.225 --> 01:15:23.225
or else you can pick one
of our beautiful packages.
01:15:23.314 --> 01:15:25.794
Seamless traditionalism,
yet all the perks.
01:15:25.926 --> 01:15:26.926
Nice.
01:15:27.580 --> 01:15:29.240
And we all need
a place to call our own.
01:15:29.320 --> 01:15:31.760
This is America.
This is what we were promised.
01:15:32.889 --> 01:15:35.199
It’s a nice touch.
What?
01:15:35.501 --> 01:15:38.371
The bit at the end about
the promise. I like that part.
01:15:38.547 --> 01:15:40.377
Oh. Thanks.
01:15:40.506 --> 01:15:42.076
Mm-hmm.
01:15:42.203 --> 01:15:43.593
- Oh.
- You, uh...
01:15:44.901 --> 01:15:46.161
You still renting
that one-bedroom?
01:15:46.990 --> 01:15:48.170
No. I gave it up.
01:15:48.514 --> 01:15:50.474
So you own now?
No.
01:15:51.342 --> 01:15:54.342
But you’re looking?
No, not really.
01:15:56.304 --> 01:15:57.524
So, you’re just good?
01:15:58.872 --> 01:16:02.042
- I’m good.
- Well, that’s good.
01:16:02.397 --> 01:16:07.007
Can you believe it’s tomorrow?
How are you gonna sleep?
I don’t know.
01:16:07.271 --> 01:16:10.051
Well, do you want some Xanax?
01:16:10.144 --> 01:16:11.364
I don’t think
that’s for sleeping.
01:16:11.493 --> 01:16:12.443
- Yeah.
- Hmm?
01:16:12.842 --> 01:16:14.972
No, I think I’ll just have
a glass of warm milk.
01:16:15.062 --> 01:16:16.582
That’ll do the trick.
01:16:16.672 --> 01:16:17.972
Okay. See you tomorrow.
01:16:18.065 --> 01:16:19.155
Okay.
Bye.
01:16:19.414 --> 01:16:20.584
Bye.
Bye.
01:16:20.676 --> 01:16:22.856
Hey. There’s another box inside.
Oh.
01:16:22.939 --> 01:16:24.599
- I’ll grab it.
- You sure?
01:16:24.680 --> 01:16:25.640
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:16:35.909 --> 01:16:38.919
Jim seems like a good guy.
Yeah, isn’t he great?
01:16:38.999 --> 01:16:40.659
He’s going to make
a great husband.
01:16:40.783 --> 01:16:41.953
Hmm.
Mm. Yeah.
01:16:43.438 --> 01:16:45.358
You know, Julie, I was...
I was thinking,
01:16:45.440 --> 01:16:48.230
you know,
with Dad not being here, um...
01:16:49.662 --> 01:16:50.792
I was wondering
if you had anybody
01:16:50.880 --> 01:16:52.060
to walk you down the aisle.
01:16:55.537 --> 01:16:56.797
Yeah. Um.
01:16:58.322 --> 01:17:00.322
No, Jim’s uncle is gonna do it.
01:17:00.498 --> 01:17:02.588
Yeah.
He’s been really supportive.
01:17:03.501 --> 01:17:04.801
He’s been great.
01:17:05.025 --> 01:17:06.325
Well, good. That’s great.
01:17:06.461 --> 01:17:09.201
I just wanted to make sure
that you... Uh.
01:17:09.290 --> 01:17:11.170
I wanted you to be covered,
that’s all.
01:17:15.339 --> 01:17:17.689
So, I should be there, what?
01:17:18.038 --> 01:17:20.478
Yeah, the guests
are arriving around 5:00...
Mm-hmm.
01:17:20.606 --> 01:17:24.266
...and things get going at 5:30,
so around then.
01:17:24.348 --> 01:17:25.828
Okay.
01:17:26.829 --> 01:17:28.749
Oh.
01:17:29.440 --> 01:17:31.010
Let me--
I’m gonna help you with those.
01:17:33.183 --> 01:17:34.093
Got it.
01:17:35.403 --> 01:17:38.183
It’s okay. It's okay. It’s okay.
01:17:45.587 --> 01:17:47.457
Hmm!
01:17:47.850 --> 01:17:49.330
None of that was here.
01:17:49.417 --> 01:17:51.247
- Uh-huh?
- This is all new.
01:18:02.082 --> 01:18:03.692
Really?
01:18:05.607 --> 01:18:07.697
- Is that all you got?
- What?
01:18:15.095 --> 01:18:16.095
Give me a boost.
01:18:19.012 --> 01:18:19.922
Watch--
01:18:21.579 --> 01:18:24.889
Hang on.
01:18:29.152 --> 01:18:31.502
Ah. I took Geography in here.
01:18:32.852 --> 01:18:35.282
You ever fool around
with one of your teachers?
01:18:35.550 --> 01:18:38.640
No. Did you?
No. Not until college.
01:18:40.990 --> 01:18:44.300
♪ All crushed out
On the way you are ♪
01:18:44.385 --> 01:18:45.825
That’s me on the right.
01:18:48.389 --> 01:18:50.219
It’s kind of hard to tell.
01:18:50.304 --> 01:18:51.694
You can tell
by the eyebrows.
01:18:52.872 --> 01:18:55.832
You played basketball?
I was a point guard.
01:18:55.918 --> 01:18:57.448
Don’t act so surprised.
01:18:57.528 --> 01:18:59.488
I didn’t know
you were such a jock.
01:19:00.923 --> 01:19:02.013
That’s me too.
01:19:03.970 --> 01:19:04.980
And that.
01:19:05.580 --> 01:19:07.720
♪ Only a cold still life ♪
01:19:07.800 --> 01:19:08.980
My first fight.
01:19:09.062 --> 01:19:11.362
How’d it go?
Got my ass kicked.
01:19:12.369 --> 01:19:15.589
This is where
we used to go to make out.
01:19:16.417 --> 01:19:19.987
Oh, yes. Yeah.
This is very romantic.
Mm-hmm.
01:19:26.035 --> 01:19:27.035
Go, Cougars!
01:19:29.473 --> 01:19:32.733
Let's see about that!
01:19:33.303 --> 01:19:36.343
I’m really happy I came here.
So am I.
01:19:42.878 --> 01:19:43.838
It’s Kara.
01:19:45.707 --> 01:19:47.627
Hey.
Ryan, where are you?
01:19:47.709 --> 01:19:48.849
We’re having a meltdown here.
01:19:48.971 --> 01:19:50.751
What’s going on? What happened?
01:19:50.886 --> 01:19:52.536
It’s Jim. Can you get back here?
We need your help.
01:19:52.845 --> 01:19:53.755
Okay.
01:19:55.761 --> 01:19:56.711
We gotta go.
01:19:58.024 --> 01:20:00.724
♪ Only a frozen
01:20:00.809 --> 01:20:02.989
I’ll grab your suit.
Thanks.
01:20:04.639 --> 01:20:08.169
♪ That fell down here
01:20:08.251 --> 01:20:13.771
♪ To lay beside you
01:20:22.700 --> 01:20:25.100
What happened?
Jim’s got cold feet.
01:20:25.616 --> 01:20:27.876
Today?
Yeah, that’s how cold feet work.
01:20:28.097 --> 01:20:30.407
- What do you want me to do?
- Talk to him.
01:20:31.144 --> 01:20:32.364
You want me to talk to him?
01:20:32.580 --> 01:20:34.280
Hey, it’s either you or me.
01:20:34.364 --> 01:20:36.934
You know my track record.
I’ve already struck out once.
01:20:37.019 --> 01:20:39.419
I haven’t been to bat.
I haven’t been in the dugout.
01:20:39.587 --> 01:20:41.987
Don’t you talk for a living?
Motivational-type stuff?
01:20:42.111 --> 01:20:43.891
I tell people
how to avoid commitment.
01:20:44.679 --> 01:20:46.379
What kind of fucked-up message
is that?
01:20:46.550 --> 01:20:47.950
It’s a philosophy.
It’s stupid.
01:20:48.074 --> 01:20:49.684
Hey, it could have helped you.
01:20:49.771 --> 01:20:52.771
Ryan.
You haven’t been around much.
01:20:52.992 --> 01:20:55.642
Fuck, basically,
you don’t exist to us.
01:20:56.734 --> 01:20:58.734
I know
you wanna be there for her.
01:20:59.781 --> 01:21:02.871
Well, here it is.
This is your chance.
01:21:24.588 --> 01:21:25.808
Hey. What’s up, Ryan?
01:21:28.462 --> 01:21:30.632
Jim.
You ever read this before?
01:21:32.031 --> 01:21:33.901
Yeah,
it’s pretty powerful stuff.
01:21:34.729 --> 01:21:35.729
Yeah, I’ll say.
01:21:39.081 --> 01:21:41.161
Uh. Kara mentioned
01:21:41.257 --> 01:21:43.917
that you were, uh,
having some thoughts.
01:21:45.087 --> 01:21:47.567
I don’t think
I’m gonna be able to, uh...
01:21:47.960 --> 01:21:48.880
to do this.
01:21:50.136 --> 01:21:52.706
And why would you
say that today?
01:21:54.140 --> 01:21:55.840
Well, last night
I was just kind of like,
01:21:55.924 --> 01:21:58.494
laying in bed,
and I couldn’t get to sleep,
01:21:58.579 --> 01:22:00.759
so, I started thinking about
the wedding and the ceremony,
01:22:00.842 --> 01:22:04.542
and about our buying a house,
and moving in together,
01:22:04.933 --> 01:22:07.803
and having a kid,
and then having another kid.
01:22:07.893 --> 01:22:10.373
And then Christmas
and Thanksgiving,
01:22:10.547 --> 01:22:13.467
and spring break,
and going to football games.
01:22:13.550 --> 01:22:15.250
And then, all of a sudden,
they’re graduating,
01:22:15.335 --> 01:22:17.035
they’re getting jobs,
and they’re getting married,
01:22:17.163 --> 01:22:18.853
and, you know,
I’m a grandparent.
01:22:19.513 --> 01:22:20.813
And then I’m retired.
01:22:20.906 --> 01:22:22.686
I’m losing my hair.
I’m getting fat.
01:22:22.864 --> 01:22:24.904
And then the next thing
you know, I’m dead.
01:22:25.562 --> 01:22:26.512
I’m just, like,
01:22:26.955 --> 01:22:29.005
I can’t stop from thinking,
"What’s the point?"
01:22:32.961 --> 01:22:34.261
I mean, what is the point?
01:22:35.921 --> 01:22:36.791
The point?
01:22:36.965 --> 01:22:39.575
Yeah, I mean,
what am I starting here?
01:22:41.578 --> 01:22:44.238
Jim, it’s marriage.
01:22:44.320 --> 01:22:46.980
It’s one of the most
beautiful things on earth.
01:22:47.062 --> 01:22:49.622
It’s what, uh...
what people aspire to.
01:22:49.891 --> 01:22:52.451
Well, you never got married.
That’s true.
01:22:53.329 --> 01:22:54.599
I mean, you never even tried.
01:22:54.722 --> 01:22:56.852
Well, it’s hard to define try,
you know.
01:22:56.985 --> 01:22:58.465
I don’t know, just...
01:22:58.552 --> 01:23:00.682
You seem happier
than all my married friends.
01:23:00.815 --> 01:23:02.075
Well...
01:23:03.122 --> 01:23:04.552
Look, Jim,
I’m not gonna lie to you.
01:23:04.645 --> 01:23:06.475
Marriage can be
a pain in the ass.
01:23:07.213 --> 01:23:09.173
And you’re kind of right.
This all is just stuff
01:23:09.258 --> 01:23:11.868
that leads
to your eventual demise.
01:23:12.044 --> 01:23:12.954
Yes.
01:23:13.175 --> 01:23:14.345
And we’re all on running clocks,
01:23:14.437 --> 01:23:16.697
and they can’t be slowed down
or paused,
01:23:16.787 --> 01:23:20.057
and, you know,
we all end up in the same place.
01:23:20.182 --> 01:23:21.092
Yeah.
01:23:21.705 --> 01:23:24.495
Um. There is no point.
01:23:24.665 --> 01:23:26.845
There is no point.
That’s what I'm saying.
01:23:29.104 --> 01:23:30.714
What?
01:23:32.673 --> 01:23:33.893
You know, uh...
01:23:35.545 --> 01:23:36.675
I’m not normally the guy
01:23:36.764 --> 01:23:38.414
you would talk to
about stuff like this.
01:23:42.857 --> 01:23:44.167
If you think about it...
01:23:46.469 --> 01:23:47.519
your favorite memories,
01:23:47.688 --> 01:23:49.688
the most important moments
in your life...
01:23:51.083 --> 01:23:52.083
were you alone?
01:23:53.781 --> 01:23:55.861
Mm, no, I guess not.
01:23:57.393 --> 01:23:58.823
Hey, come to think of it,
01:23:59.439 --> 01:24:01.229
last night, the night
before your wedding,
01:24:01.310 --> 01:24:03.320
when all this shit's
swirling around in your head,
01:24:03.399 --> 01:24:05.059
weren’t you guys sleeping
in separate bedrooms?
01:24:05.749 --> 01:24:07.539
Yeah, Julie went back
to the apartment,
01:24:07.621 --> 01:24:10.231
and I was just by myself
in the honeymoon suite.
01:24:10.667 --> 01:24:13.367
Kind of lonely, huh?
Yeah, it was pretty lonely.
01:24:15.716 --> 01:24:17.156
Life’s better with company.
01:24:19.415 --> 01:24:22.545
Yeah.
Everybody needs a co-pilot.
01:24:25.291 --> 01:24:27.111
That was a nice touch.
Thanks.
01:24:28.511 --> 01:24:33.471
So, uh,
what’s the mood like out there?
01:24:33.690 --> 01:24:36.310
It’s not good.
She’s pretty pissed?
01:24:36.737 --> 01:24:37.697
She’s upset.
01:24:40.697 --> 01:24:42.047
What should I do?
01:24:44.353 --> 01:24:45.313
Go get her.
01:24:50.403 --> 01:24:52.793
I'm so sorry.
01:25:00.674 --> 01:25:03.544
I’m such a fuck-up.
I love you so much.
01:25:04.373 --> 01:25:05.633
Will you be my co-pilot?
01:25:08.334 --> 01:25:10.374
Yes. Yes.
01:25:16.255 --> 01:25:17.255
Welcome home.
01:25:25.960 --> 01:25:29.490
♪ I know you’ll help us
When you’re feeling better ♪
01:25:33.185 --> 01:25:35.445
♪ For a long, long time
01:25:35.535 --> 01:25:38.845
♪ But we’re willing
To wait on you ♪
01:25:38.929 --> 01:25:41.459
♪ We believe in everything
That you can do ♪
01:25:41.628 --> 01:25:46.158
♪ If you could only
Lay down your mind ♪
01:25:46.676 --> 01:25:51.076
♪ I
01:25:51.812 --> 01:25:57.072
♪ Want you to
Try to help yourself ♪
01:26:01.213 --> 01:26:06.783
♪ Oceans of water
Underneath our feet ♪
01:26:06.870 --> 01:26:10.400
♪ Terrible design ♪
01:26:11.962 --> 01:26:16.792
♪ Dusty rooms you cannot sweep
01:26:16.880 --> 01:26:22.060
♪ Clouding up your mind ♪
01:26:22.147 --> 01:26:25.937
♪ I know you’ll help us
When you’re feeling better ♪
01:26:26.020 --> 01:26:28.420
♪ And we realize
That it might not be ♪
01:26:28.588 --> 01:26:30.858
♪ For a long, long time ♪
01:26:30.981 --> 01:26:34.241
♪ But we’re willing
To wait on you ♪
01:26:34.420 --> 01:26:37.430
♪ We believe in everything
That you can do ♪
01:26:37.553 --> 01:26:41.773
♪ If you could only
Lay down your mind ♪
01:26:42.341 --> 01:26:46.731
♪ I
01:26:47.389 --> 01:26:52.789
♪ Want you to try
To help yourself ♪
01:27:17.332 --> 01:27:21.682
♪ I know you’ll help us
When you’re feeling better ♪
01:27:21.858 --> 01:27:24.168
♪ And we realize
That it might not be ♪
01:27:24.252 --> 01:27:26.382
♪ For a long, long time ♪
01:27:26.472 --> 01:27:29.692
♪ But we’re willing
To wait on you ♪
01:27:29.910 --> 01:27:32.530
♪ We believe in everything
That you can do ♪
01:27:32.695 --> 01:27:37.225
♪ And if you could only
Lay down your mind ♪
01:27:37.874 --> 01:27:43.004
♪ I
01:27:43.315 --> 01:27:48.365
♪ Want you to try
To help yourself... ♪
01:27:52.585 --> 01:27:55.675
Okay, this is your stop.
01:28:02.899 --> 01:28:04.429
When am I gonna see you?
01:28:05.162 --> 01:28:06.722
You’re just gonna
have to come visit.
01:28:06.860 --> 01:28:09.260
So settled.
01:28:11.343 --> 01:28:12.903
You’re not gonna
change on me, are you?
01:28:13.040 --> 01:28:16.740
No. Same guy.
Just one address.
01:28:17.349 --> 01:28:20.229
This is your final boarding call
01:28:20.308 --> 01:28:23.178
for American Airlines,
flight number 3972 to Chicago.
01:28:25.139 --> 01:28:27.279
All right.
Call me when you get lonely.
01:28:31.058 --> 01:28:32.148
I’m lonely.
01:29:06.006 --> 01:29:08.136
Some guy sits down
in a conference room somewhere
01:29:08.225 --> 01:29:09.615
and our server
routes his session
01:29:09.705 --> 01:29:11.055
to one
of our termination engineers.
01:29:11.620 --> 01:29:13.540
"Termination engineers"? Really?
01:29:13.622 --> 01:29:15.492
I preferred "terminators,"
but it bumped with Legal.
01:29:15.711 --> 01:29:17.101
Can’t imagine why.
01:29:17.713 --> 01:29:19.803
They follow a workflow
that takes them through anything
01:29:19.889 --> 01:29:21.499
from a standard dismissal
to a violent aggressor.
01:29:21.587 --> 01:29:23.547
What are they doing now?
Are they practicing?
01:29:23.719 --> 01:29:25.729
Well, beta testing,
role-playing.
01:29:25.808 --> 01:29:28.028
Um. We go live
at the end of the month.
01:29:28.158 --> 01:29:30.558
Kyle, you’re running
through the events too quickly.
01:29:30.639 --> 01:29:32.209
You need to give them time
to acknowledge each statement.
01:29:32.293 --> 01:29:33.593
Okay? It’s a legal thing.
01:29:35.122 --> 01:29:37.552
Ryan? Hmm.
Hmm? Oh. Yeah. There’s more?
01:29:40.562 --> 01:29:44.172
♪ Were you looking
For signs along the way? ♪
01:29:44.349 --> 01:29:46.269
This is ridiculous.
01:29:46.481 --> 01:29:47.481
Well, you know,
01:29:47.656 --> 01:29:48.966
Legal’s really starting
to come hard at me
01:29:49.049 --> 01:29:51.529
on this term, "terminate,"
so let's try to get...
01:29:51.617 --> 01:29:56.537
♪ Is this road
Really the only way? ♪
01:29:57.318 --> 01:30:00.668
♪ Can this road be taken
01:30:00.843 --> 01:30:03.413
♪ Taken at all? ♪
01:30:04.847 --> 01:30:09.897
♪ Can you see
By your lonely light of day ♪
01:30:10.984 --> 01:30:16.464
♪ Is this road
Really the only way? ♪
01:30:16.598 --> 01:30:20.128
♪ Can this road be taken ♪
01:30:20.776 --> 01:30:22.906
♪ Taken at all?
01:30:23.475 --> 01:30:27.125
♪ Can this road be taken ♪
01:30:27.653 --> 01:30:29.873
♪ Taken at all?
01:30:30.003 --> 01:30:31.093
Ladies and gentlemen,
01:30:31.526 --> 01:30:33.526
put your hands together
for today’s challenge speaker,
01:30:33.615 --> 01:30:34.655
Mr. Ryan Bingham.
01:30:34.964 --> 01:30:38.144
Go get them.
01:30:49.239 --> 01:30:52.599
Last year, I flew 350,000 miles.
01:30:53.940 --> 01:30:55.210
The moon is 250.
01:30:58.901 --> 01:31:00.291
I want you to imagine
for a second
01:31:00.381 --> 01:31:03.251
that you’re...
you're carrying a backpack.
01:31:03.689 --> 01:31:05.739
I want you to feel the straps
on your shoulders.
01:31:07.127 --> 01:31:08.177
You feel them?
01:31:10.260 --> 01:31:11.700
Now, I want you to pack it...
01:31:12.698 --> 01:31:15.048
with all the stuff
that you have in your life.
01:31:16.223 --> 01:31:17.263
Start with the little things,
01:31:17.354 --> 01:31:21.444
the things on shelves
and in drawers.
01:31:41.335 --> 01:31:42.335
Excuse me.
01:31:46.514 --> 01:31:49.734
What the fuck are you doing?
Okay, everyone, just relax.
01:32:15.804 --> 01:32:17.974
Hey! You... you gotta sign.
Oh. Thought I did that already.
01:32:19.547 --> 01:32:20.727
Okay, thank you.
All right.
01:32:24.117 --> 01:32:27.037
H... hey, you forgot to give me
your Hertz No.1 Gold Card!
01:33:03.199 --> 01:33:04.599
So, I was in the neighborhood.
01:33:09.423 --> 01:33:12.993
Hey! Hey, wait! Wait, wait.
01:33:20.565 --> 01:33:22.265
Hey, honey,
who’s at the door?
01:33:22.349 --> 01:33:24.089
It’s just somebody who's lost.
01:34:23.018 --> 01:34:23.938
Alex?
01:34:24.716 --> 01:34:27.236
What were you thinking,
showing up at my door like that?
01:34:27.719 --> 01:34:30.029
What do you mean?
I-- I wanted to see you.
01:34:30.112 --> 01:34:33.332
I didn’t know you had a family.
Why wouldn’t you tell me that?
01:34:33.463 --> 01:34:34.633
Look, I’m sorry
I ruined your evening but,
01:34:34.987 --> 01:34:36.777
I mean, you could've seriously
screwed things up for me.
01:34:36.858 --> 01:34:40.258
That’s-- That's my family.
That’s my real life.
01:34:43.517 --> 01:34:45.307
I thought I was a part
of your real life.
01:34:46.999 --> 01:34:49.089
I thought-- I thought
we signed up for the same thing.
01:34:51.177 --> 01:34:52.697
Try and help me understand
01:34:52.787 --> 01:34:55.007
exactly what it is
that you signed up for.
01:34:56.399 --> 01:34:59.409
I thought our relationship
was perfectly clear.
01:34:59.533 --> 01:35:03.493
I mean, you...
you are an escape.
01:35:05.974 --> 01:35:07.674
You’re a break
from our normal lives.
01:35:07.759 --> 01:35:10.419
You’re a... a parenthesis.
01:35:13.852 --> 01:35:15.112
I’m a parenthesis?
01:35:15.767 --> 01:35:19.207
I mean, it-- Wh--
Wh-- What do you want?
01:35:21.120 --> 01:35:22.560
Tell me what you want.
01:35:28.083 --> 01:35:30.473
You don’t even know
what you want.
01:35:31.043 --> 01:35:34.783
Ryan... I’m a grown-up, okay?
01:35:35.700 --> 01:35:37.360
So, if you would like
to see me again,
01:35:37.440 --> 01:35:39.620
then... then give me a call.
01:35:41.575 --> 01:35:42.615
Okay?
01:35:44.012 --> 01:35:45.012
Uh.
01:35:59.114 --> 01:36:00.284
Ladies and gentlemen,
01:36:00.376 --> 01:36:02.116
we have a special announcement
to make.
01:36:02.248 --> 01:36:05.338
Our pilot has just informed me
that we are passing over
01:36:05.468 --> 01:36:06.688
the city of Dubuque,
01:36:06.774 --> 01:36:09.214
which might not mean much
to most of you,
01:36:09.298 --> 01:36:11.868
but means a lot
to one of our flyers today.
01:36:11.953 --> 01:36:12.823
Oh, no.
01:36:12.998 --> 01:36:16.828
Because he just hit
ten million miles!
01:36:20.657 --> 01:36:23.657
- Congratulations.
- Such an amazing accomplishment.
01:36:23.748 --> 01:36:25.228
You must be very, very excited.
01:36:25.358 --> 01:36:26.318
I know.
01:36:26.489 --> 01:36:27.929
Oh, hi, captain.
Captain.
01:36:28.840 --> 01:36:30.020
That seat taken?
01:36:31.756 --> 01:36:32.886
No. No.
01:36:40.286 --> 01:36:42.546
You’re the youngest yet
to hit ten mil.
01:36:43.724 --> 01:36:45.554
Don’t know where you found
the time.
01:36:46.466 --> 01:36:48.776
Yeah, I-- I don’t know.
01:36:50.339 --> 01:36:51.649
Oh, yeah.
01:36:55.170 --> 01:36:56.090
Here you go.
01:36:58.783 --> 01:37:00.393
Seventh card we’ve made.
01:37:01.786 --> 01:37:02.786
Small club.
01:37:06.181 --> 01:37:08.051
We really appreciate
your loyalty.
01:37:11.839 --> 01:37:14.369
You know how many times
I thought about this moment?
01:37:17.062 --> 01:37:18.322
Played out the conversation
01:37:18.411 --> 01:37:19.891
that you and I
would have right here?
01:37:20.456 --> 01:37:21.366
Really?
01:37:24.896 --> 01:37:26.376
What did you want to say?
01:37:32.120 --> 01:37:33.520
You know, I don’t remember.
01:37:36.168 --> 01:37:39.258
That’s all right.
It happens to all of us.
01:37:43.610 --> 01:37:44.830
So, where are you from?
01:37:51.836 --> 01:37:52.876
I’m from here.
01:38:12.204 --> 01:38:13.984
Hello, Mr. Bingham.
01:38:15.076 --> 01:38:16.516
How did you know it was me?
01:38:16.817 --> 01:38:18.257
This is your dedicated line.
01:38:18.340 --> 01:38:21.480
We reserve them for our most
loyal and appreciated flyers.
01:38:21.691 --> 01:38:23.641
I’d like to transfer
some of my miles.
01:38:23.780 --> 01:38:27.010
Can I open up an account
to Jim and Julie Miller?
01:38:27.480 --> 01:38:28.400
Certainly.
01:38:28.611 --> 01:38:29.911
How many miles
would you like to transfer?
01:38:30.004 --> 01:38:32.354
How many miles does it take
to circle the globe?
01:38:32.702 --> 01:38:34.182
We have
our round-the-world tickets.
01:38:34.269 --> 01:38:35.879
They’re 500,000 miles each.
01:38:36.881 --> 01:38:38.181
That’d be fine.
Got a second?
01:38:38.273 --> 01:38:39.573
Uh. I’ll call you back.
01:38:39.709 --> 01:38:41.149
What the hell happened
to you yesterday?
01:38:41.233 --> 01:38:42.403
I was trying
to get a hold of you.
01:38:42.495 --> 01:38:43.535
I was...
01:38:43.888 --> 01:38:46.068
Some-- Some personal stuff.
What’s going on?
01:38:46.238 --> 01:38:48.068
Do you remember Karen Barnes...
01:38:49.894 --> 01:38:53.154
part of a 30-person reduction
a few weeks back in Wichita?
01:38:53.375 --> 01:38:54.545
Natalie fired her.
01:38:54.768 --> 01:38:57.728
I fire
dozens of people a day. I--
01:38:57.902 --> 01:38:59.902
She killed herself,
jumped off a bridge.
01:39:01.818 --> 01:39:03.958
Fuck.
01:39:04.212 --> 01:39:06.912
I need to know
if you remember any woman
01:39:06.998 --> 01:39:09.788
that gave you any signals,
uh, depression...
01:39:10.044 --> 01:39:11.564
They’re all depressed.
We’re firing them.
01:39:11.654 --> 01:39:14.134
Hey, I need to ask you
this stuff, okay?
01:39:14.570 --> 01:39:16.360
No, I don’t remember anything.
01:39:17.704 --> 01:39:19.224
You never think that they’re...
01:39:21.360 --> 01:39:23.110
You don’t remember any woman
that gave you any signals?
01:39:23.275 --> 01:39:26.585
Anything at all, Ryan?
No, nothing stands out.
01:39:30.238 --> 01:39:31.368
Natalie all right?
01:39:31.587 --> 01:39:32.937
Natalie quit.
01:39:37.115 --> 01:39:38.155
She quit?
01:39:38.855 --> 01:39:40.985
Text message.
01:39:41.946 --> 01:39:43.126
Yeah, fucking nice, right?
01:39:43.208 --> 01:39:44.468
No one’s got
any manners anymore.
01:39:45.688 --> 01:39:47.038
She say where she was going?
01:39:47.299 --> 01:39:49.129
No.
She was a little upset.
01:39:51.694 --> 01:39:52.994
I should give her a call.
01:39:56.917 --> 01:39:58.617
I need you back in the air.
01:40:02.662 --> 01:40:03.962
Hey, did you hear what I said?
01:40:04.055 --> 01:40:05.445
I thought
you’d be thrilled about that.
01:40:06.231 --> 01:40:08.751
Uh. Oh, it’s fine. What about
the videoconferencing?
01:40:08.885 --> 01:40:12.415
CTC is going to pause
the new-media front.
01:40:12.498 --> 01:40:14.498
You know, they’re gonna give it
some more thought.
01:40:15.196 --> 01:40:17.156
We are gonna get
our workhorses back in the air,
01:40:17.242 --> 01:40:18.722
doing what they do best, okay?
01:40:20.941 --> 01:40:22.201
How long are you
sending me out?
01:40:22.856 --> 01:40:24.856
We’re gonna let you
sail and sail.
01:40:25.206 --> 01:40:27.386
You send us a postcard
if you ever get there.
01:40:42.267 --> 01:40:43.447
So, what happened?
01:40:45.705 --> 01:40:47.185
How exactly do you mean?
01:40:48.229 --> 01:40:49.969
You graduated top of your class.
01:40:50.405 --> 01:40:51.925
You seemed to have your pick
of employment,
01:40:52.016 --> 01:40:53.196
including right here.
01:40:53.408 --> 01:40:56.808
Instead you went to Omaha
to fire people for a living?
01:40:58.631 --> 01:41:01.241
- It’s challenging work.
- I’ll say.
01:41:02.156 --> 01:41:04.816
I can’t imagine doing that,
day in, day out.
01:41:05.246 --> 01:41:06.506
Not in this climate.
01:41:09.381 --> 01:41:10.591
I followed a boy.
01:41:12.036 --> 01:41:13.076
Hmm.
01:41:15.474 --> 01:41:16.604
Well, I guess
everybody does that
01:41:16.736 --> 01:41:17.606
at one point or another.
01:41:24.265 --> 01:41:26.355
This guy says
I’d be lucky to have you.
01:41:26.920 --> 01:41:28.670
To whom it may concern,
01:41:28.791 --> 01:41:30.481
I can’t even count
the number of people
01:41:30.576 --> 01:41:32.226
I’ve fired in my lifetime.
01:41:32.317 --> 01:41:34.017
So many
that I’ve actually forgotten
01:41:34.101 --> 01:41:35.791
what it’s like
to hire somebody.
01:41:36.016 --> 01:41:37.146
We’ve never met,
01:41:37.496 --> 01:41:40.196
but I know you’d be lucky
to have Natalie Keener.
01:41:41.239 --> 01:41:43.419
My advice?
Take her and don’t look back.
01:41:44.155 --> 01:41:46.895
She’ll be the best decision
you’ve made in a long time.
01:41:51.510 --> 01:41:52.690
I sure hope he’s right.
01:42:04.827 --> 01:42:06.827
Well, I...
I don’t have a lot of hope,
01:42:06.960 --> 01:42:09.790
and I really don’t know
when it’s gonna get better.
01:42:09.919 --> 01:42:12.009
There’s a lot
of people unemployed,
01:42:12.835 --> 01:42:14.925
and I really don’t know
01:42:15.011 --> 01:42:17.051
when there’s gonna be light
at the end of the tunnel.
01:42:17.623 --> 01:42:19.533
I can’t find much to talk about.
01:42:19.755 --> 01:42:22.105
Talk about being proud.
I’m proud of my kids.
01:42:22.280 --> 01:42:24.240
I think the anger
comes from the fact
01:42:24.369 --> 01:42:27.589
that, uh,
I just wasn’t needed anymore.
01:42:27.807 --> 01:42:30.247
I would say, you know, uh,
01:42:30.331 --> 01:42:33.151
without my friends
and my family,
01:42:33.291 --> 01:42:34.461
I wouldn’t have made it.
01:42:34.596 --> 01:42:35.686
It would have been
a lot tougher
01:42:35.815 --> 01:42:37.385
if I would have had
to make it on my own.
01:42:37.512 --> 01:42:39.122
When I wake up in the morning
01:42:39.210 --> 01:42:41.520
and I look over
and I see my wife,
01:42:42.169 --> 01:42:44.649
uh, that gives me
the sense of purpose.
01:42:44.780 --> 01:42:47.740
It’s not all about the money.
Money can keep you warm.
01:42:47.827 --> 01:42:49.527
It pays your heating bills,
you know.
01:42:49.611 --> 01:42:51.091
It can buy you a blanket.
01:42:51.613 --> 01:42:54.183
Uh, but it’s not as--
01:42:54.268 --> 01:42:56.838
Doesn’t keep you as warm
as when my husband holds me.
01:42:57.576 --> 01:43:01.446
Let me get up. Let me get out.
Let me find something.
01:43:02.711 --> 01:43:06.101
So, my kids are my purpose,
my family.
01:43:35.788 --> 01:43:37.918
Tonight, most people
will be welcomed home
01:43:38.051 --> 01:43:40.531
by jumping dogs
and squealing kids.
01:43:41.881 --> 01:43:43.831
Their spouses will ask
about their day,
01:43:43.926 --> 01:43:45.316
and tonight they’ll sleep.
01:43:46.755 --> 01:43:48.325
The stars will wheel forth
01:43:48.409 --> 01:43:50.499
from their daytime
hiding places.
01:43:52.283 --> 01:43:55.023
And one of those lights,
slightly brighter than the rest,
01:43:56.025 --> 01:43:58.335
will be my wingtip passing over.
01:44:18.657 --> 01:44:22.487
♪ How does it feel
When life doesn’t seem real ♪
01:44:22.617 --> 01:44:26.097
♪ And you’re floating about
On your own? ♪
01:44:28.101 --> 01:44:32.231
♪ Life seems uncertain
So you draw the curtain ♪
01:44:32.366 --> 01:44:35.456
♪ Pretending
There’s nobody home ♪
01:44:36.152 --> 01:44:40.542
♪ Don’t theorize
Look in your eyes ♪
01:44:40.679 --> 01:44:43.079
♪ They can’t tell lies ♪
01:44:43.159 --> 01:44:45.949
♪ Though you disguise
What you see ♪
01:44:47.468 --> 01:44:49.468
♪ Your reality
01:44:53.344 --> 01:44:57.864
♪ We needed a savior
And by our behavior ♪
01:44:58.044 --> 01:45:00.874
♪ The ones that were worth it
Are gone ♪
01:45:04.877 --> 01:45:09.757
♪ But songbirds are talking
And runners are walking ♪
01:45:09.838 --> 01:45:12.848
♪ A prodigal son’s coming home ♪
01:45:13.364 --> 01:45:17.544
♪ Don’t theorize
Look in his eyes ♪
01:45:17.716 --> 01:45:20.026
♪ And they won’t tell lies ♪
01:45:20.109 --> 01:45:23.159
♪ But if he defies
What you see ♪
01:45:24.940 --> 01:45:27.380
♪ Here is a key
01:45:30.946 --> 01:45:34.166
♪ Be yourself
01:45:34.515 --> 01:45:38.865
♪ Why don’t you be yourself? ♪
01:45:39.259 --> 01:45:43.879
♪ Come on and be yourself ♪
01:45:43.959 --> 01:45:48.319
♪ Why don’t you be yourself? ♪
01:45:48.573 --> 01:45:52.923
♪ Oh, be yourself ♪
01:45:53.317 --> 01:45:57.537
♪ Come on and be yourself ♪
01:45:57.973 --> 01:46:02.363
♪ Why don’t you be yourself? ♪
01:46:03.065 --> 01:46:05.285
♪ You can be
01:46:09.333 --> 01:46:11.463
Hi, Jason. My name is Kevin,
01:46:11.552 --> 01:46:13.902
and I recently lost my job.
01:46:14.903 --> 01:46:16.993
I wrote this song, um,
01:46:17.079 --> 01:46:19.779
as sort of a statement
about uncertainty
01:46:19.865 --> 01:46:23.255
and, uh, having a certain amount
of anxiety about the future.
01:46:23.869 --> 01:46:27.049
Um. So, maybe
you can use it in your movie.
01:46:34.445 --> 01:46:38.405
♪ I’m up in the air ♪
01:46:40.364 --> 01:46:44.064
♪ Choices drifting by me
Everywhere ♪
01:46:45.412 --> 01:46:49.852
♪ And I can’t find the one ♪
01:46:51.636 --> 01:46:55.376
♪ That would help me do
The work I’ve left undone ♪
01:46:55.466 --> 01:46:58.856
♪ ’Cause I'm up in the air ♪
01:47:03.430 --> 01:47:07.920
♪ I’m making some plans ♪
01:47:09.305 --> 01:47:13.355
♪ Finding out
There’s always new demands ♪
01:47:14.267 --> 01:47:19.057
♪ And I can’t be precise ♪
01:47:19.925 --> 01:47:24.145
♪ When people ask me
What I’m doing with my life ♪
01:47:24.233 --> 01:47:27.583
♪ I say, it’s up in the air ♪
01:47:32.416 --> 01:47:36.466
♪ I’m hearing from friends ♪
01:47:38.204 --> 01:47:41.724
♪ It’s that tired
Old advice again ♪
01:47:43.775 --> 01:47:47.825
♪ You just cannot
Keep floating all around ♪
01:47:49.520 --> 01:47:53.480
♪ Oh, you got to get your feet
Back on the ground ♪
01:47:54.829 --> 01:47:59.189
♪ But it’s hard to come down ♪
01:47:59.268 --> 01:48:02.448
♪ When you’re up in the air ♪
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♪ Da, da-da-da, da, da
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♪ Da, da-da-da, da, da
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♪ Da, da
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♪ Da, da-da-da
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♪ I’m talking with my peers ♪
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♪ Listening to them
Tell their inner fears ♪
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♪ And some have lives
That haven’t gone ♪
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♪ The way they planned ♪
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♪ And some are trapped
In situations ♪
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♪ They can’t stand ♪
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♪ Well, I don’t want
The same for me ♪
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♪ So I stay up in the air ♪