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[running footsteps]
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[quiet, tense music playing]
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[Olive] Oh, God. [groans]
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- [grunting]
- [rustling]
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- [clattering]
- [grunts]
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[sighs] Okay.
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[sighs] Deep breaths, Olive.
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You're good. You're good.
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You're-- Oh, my God.
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[gasps] My God.
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- That is not good.
- [dryer whirring]
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- Ugh. Ah, fuck. Shit.
- [dryer stops]
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Oh, God. [groans]
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- [clattering]
- Oh, shit.
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[man sighs] Not another one.
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This is my lab bathroom
to dispose of reagents and wash equipment.
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If you need to cry, there's a ladies' room
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- on the first floor.
- Oh.
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- I'm not crying.
- [bag zipping]
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- Right.
- No, I-I-I...
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I'm wearing expired contacts.
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Very expired.
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[man] Why would you do that?
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- Um, contacts are expensive.
- [water running]
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[man] So are corneas.
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The burning just lasts a couple minutes,
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and I have my grad school interview
right now.
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You plan on enrolling?
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[scoffing] Yeah.
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I mean, it's Stanford, so...
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...probably, may-maybe.
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Probably, maybe?
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I guess I...
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I worry that I'm not good enough.
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Well, why do you want it?
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What's your reason?
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Well, the research that I want to do is...
important to me.
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It's very important. It's personal.
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And the answer that I'm searching for,
no one seems to be able to find it,
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but I think-- I know that I can find it.
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Is that a good enough reason?
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- [water splashing]
- It's the best one.
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- You're exactly where you need to be.
- [glass clatters]
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But not in my lab bathroom.
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I'm...
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...Olive.
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[sighs]
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- [♪ Gracie Abrams sings "Mess It Up"]
- ♪ Opened two double doors ♪
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♪ Typical, pretty sure ♪
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♪ every time I get too close ♪
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♪ I just go mess it up ♪
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[Olive] Okay, I sweat through
that interview,
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and now I'm at Stanford.
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Because I belong here.
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I think.
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Yeah. Yes.
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♪ I could be anywhere,
I'm on your block...
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[student] Welcome to Stanford.
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[student 2] Music Club over here!
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[indistinct chatter]
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Welcome to Stanford. Hi.
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[Olive] Okay, why is everyone
smiling so much?
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Do they all know each other?
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Did I miss orientation?
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No. No.
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♪ I'm doing too much ♪
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[vocalizing]
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♪ Did I fall out of line ♪
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♪ when I called you? ♪
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[Olive] I got this.
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I will find my people.
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I will make connections.
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The entire universe,
down to a single atom,
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is built on trying to find order
through connection.
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[student] It's just a building. Grow up.
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Okay.
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♪ I keep thinking maybe ♪
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♪ if you let me back in ♪
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♪ we could make it better ♪
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♪ breaking every habit ♪
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♪ Pull myself together ♪
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♪ You could watch it happen ♪
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♪ Let it happen, let it happen ♪
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[Olive] Science tells us
that molecules will stay in motion,
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vibrating and colliding endlessly
until they find a match.
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♪ Pull myself together ♪
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♪ You could watch it happen ♪
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[Olive] And when they do,
something totally new forms.
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♪ 'Cause every time I get too close,
I just go mess it up ♪
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- [Olive] Bam. A bond.
- [gentle music playing]
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My dopamine is surging, and--
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Okay, stop staring at him. Don't be weird.
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All right, just sit back here, alone.
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Act normal. Act like I'm--
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If I hear one more conversation
about crypto, I will kill myself.
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It's like astrology for guys.
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Hi. I'm Anh.
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Hi. Olive.
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Come on. We can't see anything
all the way back here.
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I'm good here.
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We are not here to hide.
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- [clears throat] Excuse me. Hi.
- [lighthearted music playing]
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Coming through. Hi. It's women. Yes.
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You can talk over us and take credit
for all of our ideas later.
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Hey, excuse me.
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Wow, there's more guys even.
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Pick a lane. Okay.
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Excuse me.
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We could've just been allies,
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acquaintances who sometimes bitched
to each other
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and then mostly just ignored
one another, but instead...
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No way.
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[over laptop] Don't worry
about what's going on...
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[Olive] We discovered we both love
junk food and watching reality TV.
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Anh dragged me to every department mixer,
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- support group and workshop on campus.
- [Olive and Anh] Hi.
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So I know this isn't usually your thing,
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but I have a lot of really cool people
I'd love for you to meet, okay?
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[Olive] And forced me
to actually talk to people,
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which isn't exactly my strong suit.
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- Hey. What's up?
- Hey. Olive.
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- I'm Malcolm.
- N-Nice to meet you.
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- Nice to meet you.
- I like your shirt.
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- Thank you.
- [gasps] Pepperoni.
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- Malcolm, look.
- Yeah.
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[Olive] Even though
Anh made it look so easy,
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I always felt awkward around new people.
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- Except when it came to him.
- [clears throat] Pizza.
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[Olive] He made the air feel warmer.
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- Thank you.
- Oh.
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[Olive] Electric.
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You really just almost took food
from a random stranger.
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- Jeremy.
- Olive.
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Around Jeremy, I could feel every atom
in my body humming.
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Only I was too burned out to realize
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- that the heat...
- Is this seat taken?
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- ...it wasn't directed at me.
- No, it's fine.
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- [indistinct chatter]
- [snoring]
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[laughter]
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[Anh] Okay.
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[laughing] He's really, really asleep.
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[Olive] And when I pretended
to be going home for Christmas
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but was actually staying alone
in my shitty dorm for an entire week...
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- Ho ho ho.
- Hey.
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- Guess what.
- What?
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Pack your bag.
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You're coming to Michigan.
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- What?
- Yes, you are.
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You're not staying
in this sad little dorm room.
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- Come on, let's go.
- How?
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[laughing] How? On a plane. Let's go.
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[children laughing]
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[child] Come on, you guys!
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[Olive] Anh used all
her frequent-flier miles
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to bring me to her house in Michigan...
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- [excited chatter]
- Not before dinner.
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[Olive] ...to eat delicious adobo
with her family...
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[Anh's brother] All right. I'm all in.
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Oh!
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- Do I do this?
- [others exclaiming]
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...and take all her brothers' money.
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- Did I win?
- You won.
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- I did? Yay.
- You won!
- [Anh's brother] She's good.
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- How did you do that?
- Sorry.
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Because she knew that I didn't have
any family of my own.
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[plaintive music playing]
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[footfalls descending stairs]
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I have something for you.
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What are we doing?
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It's a tradition.
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[sighs] Can we do an inside tradition?
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It's freezing.
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So, we have this belief that,
when someone dies,
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their spirit might become restless.
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Releasing these lanterns
helps them find peace.
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[Olive] And so, Anh just became my person.
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I would do anything for her.
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[Dr. Aslan] Protein kinases
play an essential role
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in the regulation of cell division...
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Are you seriously taking this many notes?
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No. I'm googling how much money
emu farmers make.
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There's a start-up cost,
but we could have chickens.
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You had me at emu.
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[computer chimes]
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[gasps] Oh, my God.
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We appreciate the enthusiasm, Olive.
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The MAPK cascade is quite fascinating.
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But what it does
to drug-resistant therapies
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is really gonna knock your socks off.
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[laughter]
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- I got a response.
- [gasps] Which one?
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Shh!
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[Anh] Shut up, McConnell.
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Dr. Tom Benton at Harvard.
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- I'm gonna read it later, just in case.
- [Dr. Aslan] Thank you, everyone.
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- See you next week.
- It's gonna be a yes.
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We'll see.
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[mimics explosion]
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Dr. Aslan. Am I right?
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I mean, Anh, you probably already have it
memorized 'cause you're a genius.
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I mean, you-you, too, Olive.
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You're both geniuses.
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Smart girls in the house. Whoo-whoo!
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Women. Smart women that I...
that I deeply respect.
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Are you guys hungry?
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Um, I have to go to a thing.
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All right. I'll see you later.
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Don't forget, you promised to help me.
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Because you're
such an amazing friend and--
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'Kay. Love you. Bye. It's gonna be a yes.
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She has a thing.
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Yeah, yeah. I-I have a thing, too.
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This is the time of day I usually
lie down in the fetal position,
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cry a little bit
and reconsider all my life choices.
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Whoa.
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[upbeat music playing]
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What?
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That's a foul.
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Hey. What's up?
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Should I be in
my molecular bio sem right now?
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Yes, technically,
the answer to that is yes,
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but this morning,
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Dr. Evil said that all of my data
on chimeric antigen receptors
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- was uninspired.
- Hence "Dr. Evil."
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So he's making me start all over again
and throw everything out.
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And on top of that, Paul dumped me.
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Uh, which-which Paul? Ice-skater Paul?
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No, puffy nips Paul.
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The guy you went on two dates with
and said there was no chemistry?
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Exactly.
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I had zero chemistry with him.
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He had so much chemistry with me.
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But he ghosted me,
and now I feel like shit.
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You know, with stuff like that,
you always--
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- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
- [gasps] Oh, my God.
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Okay. [inhales sharply]
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I'm having a really rough day.
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- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
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- Malcolm.
- Hmm?
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I got an email response.
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Dr. Benton.
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Harvard.
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- What?
- Mm-hmm.
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D-Do you want me to read it?
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No, I can read it. I'm an adult.
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Oh.
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- Okay.
- You're good.
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I got you.
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Come on.
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- Get up.
- Okay.
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Because if he says no,
it's not that big of a deal.
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Like, there are plenty of other grants
and labs where I can finish my research.
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Maybe not as prestigious as Harvard, but--
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I mean, do you know how freezing
Cambridge is in the winter?
00:11:37.063 --> 00:11:38.812 align:center
It's very cold,
and I get eczema on my hands,
00:11:38.813 --> 00:11:40.145 align:center
so that's probably not even really--
00:11:40.146 --> 00:11:41.854 align:center
- He wants to meet.
- He what?
00:11:41.855 --> 00:11:43.645 align:center
He wants to meet.
00:11:43.646 --> 00:11:44.729 align:center
"Hello, Olive Smith.
00:11:44.730 --> 00:11:47.145 align:center
Thank you for recently submitting
a scientific paper to my attention.
00:11:47.146 --> 00:11:50.687 align:center
Your research on pancreatic cancer
sounds very promising.
00:11:50.688 --> 00:11:53.020 align:center
I'll be lecturing at Stanford
for the next month.
00:11:53.021 --> 00:11:55.395 align:center
Why don't we plan to chat while I'm there?
00:11:55.396 --> 00:11:58.104 align:center
- Cheers, TB!"
- [squealing excitedly]
00:11:58.105 --> 00:11:59.645 align:center
- He wants to meet.
- Okay, he wants to chat.
00:11:59.646 --> 00:12:01.645 align:center
- Yeah. He wants to chat.
- He wants to chat.
00:12:01.646 --> 00:12:03.645 align:center
Dr. Tom Benton wants to chat.
00:12:03.646 --> 00:12:06.437 align:center
Why... why does he...
why does he want to chat?
00:12:06.438 --> 00:12:07.979 align:center
I put it all there in the pdf.
00:12:07.980 --> 00:12:09.687 align:center
- No--
- There's a pdf that he read.
00:12:09.688 --> 00:12:11.770 align:center
- Why do we need to chat about it?
- No. No.
00:12:11.771 --> 00:12:12.937 align:center
Don't overthink it.
00:12:12.938 --> 00:12:14.812 align:center
Yes, no, because when I'm in my lab
with my mice,
00:12:14.813 --> 00:12:16.395 align:center
I know what I'm doing and I'm in control.
00:12:16.396 --> 00:12:18.437 align:center
It's when I have to present my ideas
to other people
00:12:18.438 --> 00:12:20.312 align:center
I stutter and I-I freeze up.
00:12:20.313 --> 00:12:22.729 align:center
I sweat. You know I have
a nervous sweating problem.
00:12:22.730 --> 00:12:24.020 align:center
You do. You should Botox it.
00:12:24.021 --> 00:12:25.104 align:center
I can't do that.
00:12:25.105 --> 00:12:26.562 align:center
Yeah, you can. I know an injector.
00:12:26.563 --> 00:12:28.395 align:center
- No, I-I can't do that.
- Oh.
00:12:28.396 --> 00:12:29.812 align:center
Yeah, you can.
00:12:29.813 --> 00:12:32.104 align:center
You just got to take
your emotions out of it.
00:12:32.105 --> 00:12:34.229 align:center
Think of it like dating, okay?
00:12:34.230 --> 00:12:36.562 align:center
You got to be aloof. Be cold.
00:12:36.563 --> 00:12:38.520 align:center
Act like you could really give a fuck.
00:12:38.521 --> 00:12:41.645 align:center
And that is when they really
start to want you.
00:12:41.646 --> 00:12:43.479 align:center
That's unbelievably unhealthy.
00:12:43.480 --> 00:12:45.270 align:center
Okay. Agree to disagree.
00:12:45.271 --> 00:12:47.437 align:center
Look, you can freak out later.
00:12:47.438 --> 00:12:50.729 align:center
Right now,
we are gonna celebrate this dub.
00:12:50.730 --> 00:12:51.895 align:center
- Okay. Okay.
- Okay?
00:12:51.896 --> 00:12:54.062 align:center
Where are we gonna go? What do you want?
00:12:54.063 --> 00:12:57.437 align:center
No, um, you're gonna...
you're gonna go to class.
00:12:57.438 --> 00:13:00.187 align:center
You can make the last hour
of your sem, okay?
00:13:00.188 --> 00:13:02.562 align:center
Don't let Dr. Evil
make you doubt yourself.
00:13:02.563 --> 00:13:04.730 align:center
Okay? You got this.
00:13:05.855 --> 00:13:08.105 align:center
Go. Go get 'em.
00:13:10.188 --> 00:13:11.520 align:center
[sighs]
00:13:11.521 --> 00:13:13.729 align:center
[gentle music playing]
00:13:13.730 --> 00:13:15.813 align:center
[birds chirping in distance]
00:13:19.313 --> 00:13:22.312 align:center
- [upbeat music playing]
- [indistinct chatter]
00:13:22.313 --> 00:13:25.145 align:center
[Anh laughing] First of all,
this condenser is totally crooked.
00:13:25.146 --> 00:13:27.687 align:center
- [Jeremy] Oh, my God. What an outrage.
- [Anh] Outrage?
00:13:27.688 --> 00:13:29.520 align:center
- Could you please help with it?
- Sure.
00:13:29.521 --> 00:13:31.312 align:center
[plaintive music playing]
00:13:31.313 --> 00:13:33.354 align:center
How is that?
00:13:33.355 --> 00:13:34.937 align:center
[clicks tongue] It's the exact same
00:13:34.938 --> 00:13:36.354 align:center
- as it was before.
- [both laughing]
00:13:36.355 --> 00:13:38.812 align:center
- You know you didn't do anything just now.
- [laughing]
00:13:38.813 --> 00:13:40.938 align:center
Hey. Okay, how's that?
00:13:41.521 --> 00:13:42.563 align:center
It's beautiful.
00:13:47.146 --> 00:13:48.520 align:center
Oh.
00:13:48.521 --> 00:13:50.021 align:center
Um...
00:13:52.355 --> 00:13:53.354 align:center
[Jeremy sighing] Shit.
00:13:53.355 --> 00:13:55.479 align:center
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- [Anh] I'm sorry. I'm--
00:13:55.480 --> 00:13:56.895 align:center
Yeah.
00:13:56.896 --> 00:13:59.479 align:center
Look, I-I-I didn't mean to, like...
00:13:59.480 --> 00:14:01.145 align:center
I just... I just thought you...
00:14:01.146 --> 00:14:02.354 align:center
[both chuckle]
00:14:02.355 --> 00:14:03.937 align:center
- I'm a moron.
- No.
00:14:03.938 --> 00:14:06.313 align:center
No, I did. I do.
00:14:07.230 --> 00:14:08.312 align:center
[Jeremy] Oh, o--
00:14:08.313 --> 00:14:11.645 align:center
Great, great, so... let's take it slow.
00:14:11.646 --> 00:14:12.979 align:center
Let's go on a date.
00:14:12.980 --> 00:14:15.770 align:center
Like, a dinner or-or-or lunch or a movie.
00:14:15.771 --> 00:14:16.855 align:center
I can't.
00:14:19.063 --> 00:14:20.520 align:center
[Jeremy] But why?
00:14:20.521 --> 00:14:22.270 align:center
I-- Now I-- Now I don't understand.
00:14:22.271 --> 00:14:23.729 align:center
Sorry, I just can't.
00:14:23.730 --> 00:14:25.729 align:center
[door opens]
00:14:25.730 --> 00:14:27.479 align:center
[kids chattering]
00:14:27.480 --> 00:14:29.395 align:center
- Hey, guys.
- Hey, how you doing?
00:14:29.396 --> 00:14:31.520 align:center
Hello.
00:14:31.521 --> 00:14:33.854 align:center
Hey. Sorry I'm late.
00:14:33.855 --> 00:14:35.479 align:center
Hey, kids.
00:14:35.480 --> 00:14:39.979 align:center
This is my best friend, Ms. Olive Smith,
who's gonna be helping us out today.
00:14:39.980 --> 00:14:44.770 align:center
Who's ready to create some
ionically cross-linked polymer networks?
00:14:44.771 --> 00:14:46.062 align:center
[confused murmuring]
00:14:46.063 --> 00:14:47.395 align:center
[chuckling] Okay.
00:14:47.396 --> 00:14:50.813 align:center
Who's ready to turn liquid into...
00:14:51.813 --> 00:14:52.812 align:center
[gasps]
00:14:52.813 --> 00:14:55.645 align:center
...slimy science worms?
00:14:55.646 --> 00:14:57.770 align:center
- [kids] Ew!
- [Anh] Aah! So gross.
00:14:57.771 --> 00:14:59.895 align:center
[Anh groans, laughs]
00:14:59.896 --> 00:15:02.146 align:center
[gentle music playing]
00:15:03.813 --> 00:15:05.312 align:center
- [Anh] Thanks for coming.
- [Olive] Of course.
00:15:05.313 --> 00:15:07.271 align:center
Malcolm never showed. Shocker.
00:15:08.396 --> 00:15:10.395 align:center
Well, it was nice of Jeremy to show up.
00:15:10.396 --> 00:15:12.520 align:center
And he got here even before I did.
00:15:12.521 --> 00:15:14.980 align:center
He, um, asked me out.
00:15:16.313 --> 00:15:17.395 align:center
Really?
00:15:17.396 --> 00:15:19.562 align:center
That's amazing. That's so great.
00:15:19.563 --> 00:15:20.855 align:center
I said no.
00:15:21.563 --> 00:15:22.855 align:center
What? Why?
00:15:23.855 --> 00:15:25.270 align:center
Jeremy's awesome. I don't get it.
00:15:25.271 --> 00:15:27.020 align:center
You know you have a crush on him.
00:15:27.021 --> 00:15:28.145 align:center
[Rosa] It's just girl code.
00:15:28.146 --> 00:15:30.270 align:center
Chicks before dicks, right, Ms. Anh?
00:15:30.271 --> 00:15:31.770 align:center
Exactly, Rosa.
00:15:31.771 --> 00:15:33.105 align:center
But also, don't say "dicks."
00:15:33.896 --> 00:15:35.812 align:center
Your cross-linked hydrogels today
were stunning.
00:15:35.813 --> 00:15:37.729 align:center
- You rocked it.
- Anh.
00:15:37.730 --> 00:15:38.979 align:center
Don't be crazy.
00:15:38.980 --> 00:15:41.062 align:center
I may have had a crush on him, like,
00:15:41.063 --> 00:15:43.604 align:center
a thousand years ago
for a month during exams.
00:15:43.605 --> 00:15:46.312 align:center
I was probably dehydrated
and hallucinating.
00:15:46.313 --> 00:15:48.437 align:center
Okay, it was longer than a month,
and you know it.
00:15:48.438 --> 00:15:49.770 align:center
Whatever. That's not even the point.
00:15:49.771 --> 00:15:51.770 align:center
I don't like him like that anymore. I--
00:15:51.771 --> 00:15:53.229 align:center
He's like a brother to me.
00:15:53.230 --> 00:15:54.604 align:center
That makes it even weirder, though.
00:15:54.605 --> 00:15:56.687 align:center
Anh, there's no weir-- It's not weird.
00:15:56.688 --> 00:15:57.979 align:center
- Ol.
- [stammers]
00:15:57.980 --> 00:16:00.145 align:center
Besides, I'm-I'm seeing someone.
00:16:00.146 --> 00:16:01.563 align:center
You mean, like, a therapist?
00:16:02.146 --> 00:16:05.104 align:center
What? No. Like, a-a human man.
00:16:05.105 --> 00:16:08.187 align:center
It's-it's, like, super new,
and we've just been on a couple dates.
00:16:08.188 --> 00:16:09.437 align:center
I really-- I like him.
00:16:09.438 --> 00:16:14.479 align:center
And I did not tell you about him,
because I just didn't want to jinx it.
00:16:14.480 --> 00:16:15.604 align:center
- Olive.
- Yes.
00:16:15.605 --> 00:16:19.604 align:center
You're a scientist researching
pancreatic ductal adenocarcinoma,
00:16:19.605 --> 00:16:21.020 align:center
but you believe in jinxes?
00:16:21.021 --> 00:16:22.437 align:center
Yes. Mm-hmm.
00:16:22.438 --> 00:16:24.062 align:center
Big on jinxes.
00:16:24.063 --> 00:16:26.437 align:center
And I'm going on a date tomorrow night.
00:16:26.438 --> 00:16:28.312 align:center
- You have a date?
- Yes.
00:16:28.313 --> 00:16:30.354 align:center
And I will tell you all about it
00:16:30.355 --> 00:16:31.563 align:center
- afterwards.
- Mm.
00:16:32.646 --> 00:16:34.062 align:center
- [pops lips]
- Okay.
00:16:34.063 --> 00:16:36.646 align:center
Go... out with him.
00:16:37.813 --> 00:16:39.687 align:center
I mean, who wants to be on a date?
00:16:39.688 --> 00:16:42.270 align:center
- [squeaking]
- I'd much rather be here anyway,
00:16:42.271 --> 00:16:44.854 align:center
hanging out on a Saturday night,
00:16:44.855 --> 00:16:47.188 align:center
talking to mice.
00:16:48.271 --> 00:16:50.104 align:center
Okay. I need sugar.
00:16:50.105 --> 00:16:52.646 align:center
No one do anything cool while I'm gone.
00:16:59.980 --> 00:17:01.770 align:center
[footsteps nearby]
00:17:01.771 --> 00:17:04.020 align:center
[intriguing music playing]
00:17:04.021 --> 00:17:05.270 align:center
Shit. Shit.
00:17:05.271 --> 00:17:08.895 align:center
Shit, shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
00:17:08.896 --> 00:17:11.605 align:center
Fuck. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
00:17:12.730 --> 00:17:13.979 align:center
Can I kiss you, please?
00:17:13.980 --> 00:17:15.188 align:center
Excuse me--
00:17:24.646 --> 00:17:25.646 align:center
[sighs]
00:17:26.313 --> 00:17:27.562 align:center
Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:17:27.563 --> 00:17:29.563 align:center
[gasps] Dr. Evil.
00:17:30.646 --> 00:17:32.520 align:center
- I'm sorry?
- Dr. Carlsen.
00:17:32.521 --> 00:17:33.937 align:center
- You kissed me.
- No.
00:17:33.938 --> 00:17:36.020 align:center
I didn't mean to do that.
That was an emergency.
00:17:36.021 --> 00:17:40.729 align:center
I was being followed by a very stubborn
Filipino woman who's gone now.
00:17:40.730 --> 00:17:42.479 align:center
Okay, what exactly is going on here?
00:17:42.480 --> 00:17:47.187 align:center
Uh, um, it's, uh, complicated,
and it doesn't actually involve you,
00:17:47.188 --> 00:17:48.812 align:center
so I'm afraid I can't talk
to you about it.
00:17:48.813 --> 00:17:49.895 align:center
I'm sorry.
00:17:49.896 --> 00:17:50.980 align:center
No, I understand.
00:17:51.813 --> 00:17:53.812 align:center
- Oh.
- I'll just go back to my office, then,
00:17:53.813 --> 00:17:55.604 align:center
prepare my Title IX complaint.
00:17:55.605 --> 00:17:57.230 align:center
- Good night.
- Uh...
00:17:58.105 --> 00:17:59.645 align:center
- Title IX?
- It's a federal law
00:17:59.646 --> 00:18:02.062 align:center
that protects against sexual misconduct
in academic settings.
00:18:02.063 --> 00:18:03.312 align:center
No, I-I know what it is.
00:18:03.313 --> 00:18:05.479 align:center
I don't see how it applies
to this situation.
00:18:05.480 --> 00:18:06.562 align:center
How so?
00:18:06.563 --> 00:18:09.145 align:center
Because I asked you first
if I could kiss you.
00:18:09.146 --> 00:18:11.729 align:center
Mm. You asked,
and then you didn't wait for my consent.
00:18:11.730 --> 00:18:13.687 align:center
- I did.
- You did not.
00:18:13.688 --> 00:18:14.687 align:center
- I did.
- Mm-mm.
00:18:14.688 --> 00:18:15.646 align:center
- I didn't?
- No.
00:18:16.980 --> 00:18:19.104 align:center
Okay. I thought I...
I thought I heard you say yes.
00:18:19.105 --> 00:18:20.729 align:center
I was pretty sure that you said yes.
00:18:20.730 --> 00:18:22.187 align:center
- I didn't.
- Really?
00:18:22.188 --> 00:18:23.270 align:center
Mm-hmm.
00:18:23.271 --> 00:18:25.187 align:center
It happened very fast,
so that was my mistake.
00:18:25.188 --> 00:18:27.313 align:center
Well, that is something we can agree on.
00:18:30.021 --> 00:18:31.438 align:center
Olive Smith.
00:18:32.438 --> 00:18:34.188 align:center
There's a guy...
00:18:38.188 --> 00:18:39.187 align:center
I'm listening.
00:18:39.188 --> 00:18:43.021 align:center
Oh. Uh, there's... there's a guy that I...
00:18:44.105 --> 00:18:45.270 align:center
- Love?
- No.
00:18:45.271 --> 00:18:46.354 align:center
Maybe. I don't know.
00:18:46.355 --> 00:18:48.604 align:center
It doesn't matter, because he wants
to go out with my best friend Anh,
00:18:48.605 --> 00:18:50.104 align:center
who was just here spying on me.
00:18:50.105 --> 00:18:51.812 align:center
The stubborn Filipino woman?
00:18:51.813 --> 00:18:53.270 align:center
Exactly. And she won't go out with him
00:18:53.271 --> 00:18:55.520 align:center
unless I can convince her
that I don't have feelings for him.
00:18:55.521 --> 00:18:56.770 align:center
But you do.
00:18:56.771 --> 00:18:59.520 align:center
Right. No.
You're-you're missing the point.
00:18:59.521 --> 00:19:02.729 align:center
The only way that she will date this guy,
who is perfect for her,
00:19:02.730 --> 00:19:04.729 align:center
is if I'm dating someone else.
00:19:04.730 --> 00:19:07.645 align:center
Only there is nobody else,
so I pretended to be on a date tonight.
00:19:07.646 --> 00:19:11.104 align:center
So she came here to bust me
working in the lab alone, so I had to--
00:19:11.105 --> 00:19:14.730 align:center
Kiss the first random person you saw
in the hallway to throw her off.
00:19:15.980 --> 00:19:17.646 align:center
Without their consent.
00:19:19.646 --> 00:19:22.520 align:center
Yeah. That's correct.
00:19:22.521 --> 00:19:24.229 align:center
In hindsight, not my finest moment.
00:19:24.230 --> 00:19:26.354 align:center
Mm, maybe not.
00:19:26.355 --> 00:19:28.730 align:center
Sadly, it's not my worst.
00:19:30.646 --> 00:19:34.979 align:center
Um, so, okay, this has been... [sighs]
00:19:34.980 --> 00:19:38.270 align:center
awkward and humiliating,
which is kind of the story of my life,
00:19:38.271 --> 00:19:42.562 align:center
so I'm just gonna go crawl
into a black hole and die.
00:19:42.563 --> 00:19:44.104 align:center
Good night.
00:19:44.105 --> 00:19:46.188 align:center
[jaunty music playing]
00:19:48.688 --> 00:19:50.355 align:center
Come on.
00:19:51.605 --> 00:19:53.605 align:center
[mice squeaking]
00:19:56.896 --> 00:19:58.605 align:center
I'll explain later.
00:20:03.021 --> 00:20:04.438 align:center
[sighs]
00:20:06.980 --> 00:20:08.271 align:center
[sighs]
00:20:09.355 --> 00:20:10.646 align:center
[phone vibrating]
00:20:17.938 --> 00:20:20.104 align:center
[sighs] Oh, my God.
00:20:20.105 --> 00:20:21.770 align:center
[phone vibrating]
00:20:21.771 --> 00:20:23.855 align:center
[plaintive music playing]
00:20:25.521 --> 00:20:27.105 align:center
[phone vibrating]
00:20:31.480 --> 00:20:33.480 align:center
- [lively chatter]
- [upbeat music playing]
00:20:43.313 --> 00:20:44.604 align:center
[Dr. Hargrave] We know that DNA
00:20:44.605 --> 00:20:48.770 align:center
from one strain can transform another...
00:20:48.771 --> 00:20:50.854 align:center
Oh, God, I slept through my alarm.
00:20:50.855 --> 00:20:52.230 align:center
Did I miss anything important?
00:20:53.230 --> 00:20:55.354 align:center
What? Oh, God,
do I have something on my face?
00:20:55.355 --> 00:20:56.895 align:center
Oh, yeah, you got a little bit
00:20:56.896 --> 00:20:59.187 align:center
of the Antichrist's lips
smooshed all over your face.
00:20:59.188 --> 00:21:00.437 align:center
- What the hell?
- Shh.
00:21:00.438 --> 00:21:02.645 align:center
Do you two mind? I missed the last part.
00:21:02.646 --> 00:21:03.895 align:center
Oh, shut up, McConnell.
00:21:03.896 --> 00:21:06.688 align:center
It's N of t, where t is greater
than or equal to zero. Duh.
00:21:07.271 --> 00:21:08.354 align:center
[muttering] It's N of t, where...
00:21:08.355 --> 00:21:10.895 align:center
What could you possibly see in Dr. Evil?
00:21:10.896 --> 00:21:14.688 align:center
I mean, I get it, he's superhot,
but most serial killers are.
00:21:15.480 --> 00:21:18.562 align:center
He... he's... [stammers]
00:21:18.563 --> 00:21:20.062 align:center
nice.
00:21:20.063 --> 00:21:21.270 align:center
- Nice?
- [sighs]
00:21:21.271 --> 00:21:23.229 align:center
Do you have a brain tumor?
00:21:23.230 --> 00:21:25.520 align:center
Wait. Do I have a brain tumor?
00:21:25.521 --> 00:21:26.937 align:center
Oh, my, God.
00:21:26.938 --> 00:21:28.895 align:center
Does Malcolm know you're in love
with his archnemesis?
00:21:28.896 --> 00:21:30.104 align:center
We are not in love.
00:21:30.105 --> 00:21:32.104 align:center
It was super casual.
We went on a few dates.
00:21:32.105 --> 00:21:33.729 align:center
It was fun. I've already moved on.
00:21:33.730 --> 00:21:35.645 align:center
That is not what it looked like
Saturday night,
00:21:35.646 --> 00:21:38.230 align:center
when you had your tongue
down his throat in the hallway.
00:21:39.771 --> 00:21:42.104 align:center
- She's kidding.
- [Anh mouthing]
- [McConnell] Mm-hmm.
00:21:42.105 --> 00:21:43.604 align:center
It was just a fling.
00:21:43.605 --> 00:21:45.646 align:center
It's not serious at all.
00:21:48.063 --> 00:21:49.230 align:center
Olive.
00:21:50.063 --> 00:21:53.145 align:center
Dr. Carlsen needs to see you
in his office immediately.
00:21:53.146 --> 00:21:55.354 align:center
- [student] Dr. Evil?
- [McConnell chuckling] Oh.
00:21:55.355 --> 00:21:57.895 align:center
Dr. Carlsen would love to see you
00:21:57.896 --> 00:21:59.312 align:center
- immediately.
- Stop.
00:21:59.313 --> 00:22:00.312 align:center
- [McConnell] You're so lucky.
- Interesting.
00:22:00.313 --> 00:22:01.438 align:center
[Olive] Stop.
00:22:02.605 --> 00:22:03.979 align:center
- Text me back this time.
- [elevator bell dings]
00:22:03.980 --> 00:22:06.063 align:center
[lilting music playing]
00:22:08.855 --> 00:22:11.187 align:center
[student] That's my entire body of work.
00:22:11.188 --> 00:22:13.604 align:center
- You know, this is why everyone hates you.
- [papers rustling]
00:22:13.605 --> 00:22:16.312 align:center
[sobbing] I hate you, I hate you.
I hate you, Dr. Evil. I hate you.
00:22:16.313 --> 00:22:17.437 align:center
[Dr. Carlsen] Olive.
00:22:17.438 --> 00:22:19.895 align:center
Come on in. I'll be with you in a moment.
00:22:19.896 --> 00:22:23.396 align:center
Oh, that's okay. I can come back
if now is not a good time for you.
00:22:26.855 --> 00:22:29.646 align:center
I called you into my office.
Why wouldn't it be a good time?
00:22:30.896 --> 00:22:33.270 align:center
That guy seemed upset.
00:22:33.271 --> 00:22:36.562 align:center
Perhaps he was unhappy when I suggested
his proposal was derivative,
00:22:36.563 --> 00:22:39.437 align:center
fundamentally flawed and better suited
to an eighth-grade science fair
00:22:39.438 --> 00:22:40.730 align:center
than a doctoral student.
00:22:41.980 --> 00:22:44.646 align:center
Yeah, that was probably
a contributing factor.
00:22:46.730 --> 00:22:48.604 align:center
You pulled me out of my class?
00:22:48.605 --> 00:22:52.229 align:center
Yes. Dr. Hargrave's molecular biology.
00:22:52.230 --> 00:22:54.812 align:center
I assure you there is nothing
so revolutionary in his lectures
00:22:54.813 --> 00:22:57.230 align:center
that you couldn't uncover
with a cursory Wiki search.
00:22:58.313 --> 00:23:01.187 align:center
Well, Dr. Hargrave is also on
my dissertation committee,
00:23:01.188 --> 00:23:04.605 align:center
so I can assure you
his lectures are quite important to me.
00:23:06.480 --> 00:23:07.895 align:center
Oh.
00:23:07.896 --> 00:23:09.145 align:center
Then I'll be brief.
00:23:09.146 --> 00:23:10.813 align:center
[Dr. Carlsen clears throat]
00:23:13.605 --> 00:23:15.937 align:center
I accept your proposal.
00:23:15.938 --> 00:23:17.479 align:center
What proposal?
00:23:17.480 --> 00:23:19.979 align:center
To deceive your friend into believing
that I'm your love interest.
00:23:19.980 --> 00:23:22.437 align:center
- [laughs]
- That was your hypothesis, correct?
00:23:22.438 --> 00:23:24.395 align:center
That your friend will agree
to date the man
00:23:24.396 --> 00:23:26.687 align:center
that you're in love with
if she believes that you have a boyfriend?
00:23:26.688 --> 00:23:29.229 align:center
Well, I did not say
that I was in love with him, but--
00:23:29.230 --> 00:23:30.312 align:center
Then I accept.
00:23:30.313 --> 00:23:32.520 align:center
We'll have to go over
the parameters, of course.
00:23:32.521 --> 00:23:35.145 align:center
Define the possible extraneous
and confounding variables,
00:23:35.146 --> 00:23:36.729 align:center
design the experimental treatments--
00:23:36.730 --> 00:23:38.688 align:center
Uh, just why?
00:23:39.271 --> 00:23:41.437 align:center
Well, it's proper protocol
when designing an experiment.
00:23:41.438 --> 00:23:44.270 align:center
No, why are you helping me?
Why would you agree to do--
00:23:44.271 --> 00:23:47.688 align:center
I believe that there is an opportunity
for us to help each other.
00:23:51.896 --> 00:23:54.229 align:center
Dr. Fastuca, the head of my department,
00:23:54.230 --> 00:23:58.605 align:center
recently informed me that Stanford
may not be renewing my grant.
00:24:01.396 --> 00:24:03.605 align:center
Millions of dollars that I need.
00:24:04.188 --> 00:24:05.520 align:center
Why?
00:24:05.521 --> 00:24:08.813 align:center
Your work on circulating tumor cells
is groundbreaking.
00:24:12.146 --> 00:24:14.063 align:center
I read your study in Nature.
00:24:14.646 --> 00:24:18.395 align:center
Hmm. Well, apparently,
they consider me a flight risk.
00:24:18.396 --> 00:24:22.687 align:center
A longtime friend recently received a very
large grant for his project at Harvard.
00:24:22.688 --> 00:24:26.520 align:center
He's been trying to convince me
to leave here and join him for years.
00:24:26.521 --> 00:24:30.312 align:center
He offered me a position, and...
[sighs] I suppose word got out.
00:24:30.313 --> 00:24:31.479 align:center
Are you planning to leave?
00:24:31.480 --> 00:24:32.562 align:center
Of course not.
00:24:32.563 --> 00:24:35.854 align:center
If it wasn't for Stanford,
my study on CTC isolation and detection
00:24:35.855 --> 00:24:38.520 align:center
wouldn't be on the precipice
of a huge breakthrough.
00:24:38.521 --> 00:24:41.312 align:center
But I need those funds
to continue my research.
00:24:41.313 --> 00:24:43.020 align:center
Why can't you just tell them
that you're not leaving?
00:24:43.021 --> 00:24:45.479 align:center
I have, many times.
00:24:45.480 --> 00:24:47.854 align:center
The consensus is I have no roots here.
00:24:47.855 --> 00:24:52.729 align:center
No house, no family, not even a pet.
00:24:52.730 --> 00:24:55.395 align:center
Nothing to keep me
from running off with their money.
00:24:55.396 --> 00:24:57.270 align:center
But a serious girlfriend,
00:24:57.271 --> 00:25:00.562 align:center
one who still had a year left
of her doctoral study here,
00:25:00.563 --> 00:25:02.188 align:center
might change their minds.
00:25:03.438 --> 00:25:04.520 align:center
[sighs]
00:25:04.521 --> 00:25:06.437 align:center
[chuckling] Why don't you just
get a real girlfriend?
00:25:06.438 --> 00:25:08.604 align:center
I suppose the same reason
you don't get a real boyfriend.
00:25:08.605 --> 00:25:10.312 align:center
- Relationships are time-consuming.
- Confusing.
00:25:10.313 --> 00:25:12.062 align:center
[stammering]
00:25:12.063 --> 00:25:13.979 align:center
Right. I also don't have time
for a boyfriend.
00:25:13.980 --> 00:25:15.812 align:center
That's the main reason.
00:25:15.813 --> 00:25:17.187 align:center
So I can help you deceive your friend--
00:25:17.188 --> 00:25:19.479 align:center
Sounds really bad
when you put it like that.
00:25:19.480 --> 00:25:22.895 align:center
Help your friend find...
00:25:22.896 --> 00:25:24.562 align:center
true love with this guy?
00:25:24.563 --> 00:25:26.895 align:center
That's better,
'cause now I'm, like, the hero.
00:25:26.896 --> 00:25:30.188 align:center
And you can help me convince Dr. Fastuca
to renew my grant.
00:25:31.146 --> 00:25:33.145 align:center
Are we not breaking university rules?
00:25:33.146 --> 00:25:35.645 align:center
No, I already checked
with Stanford's Code of Ethics.
00:25:35.646 --> 00:25:38.687 align:center
They allow relationships
between doctoral students and postdocs
00:25:38.688 --> 00:25:41.104 align:center
as long as they're in
completely different fields of study.
00:25:41.105 --> 00:25:43.479 align:center
I propose an end date of October 29th.
00:25:43.480 --> 00:25:45.354 align:center
That's the day the department delivers
00:25:45.355 --> 00:25:47.645 align:center
their final decision
on all grant reapplications.
00:25:47.646 --> 00:25:49.854 align:center
Which gives us one month to convince
00:25:49.855 --> 00:25:52.604 align:center
your friend and my colleagues
that we are in love.
00:25:52.605 --> 00:25:56.687 align:center
- Does that work for you?
- [laughs] Um...
00:25:56.688 --> 00:25:57.979 align:center
so we're fake-dating?
00:25:57.980 --> 00:25:58.979 align:center
Uh, yes.
00:25:58.980 --> 00:26:00.520 align:center
[exclaims]
00:26:00.521 --> 00:26:03.645 align:center
Sorry. Um, no, it's just...
I-I mean, it's just so--
00:26:03.646 --> 00:26:05.770 align:center
Unbelievable that you would date Dr. Evil?
00:26:05.771 --> 00:26:07.187 align:center
- [sighs]
- It's fine.
00:26:07.188 --> 00:26:10.021 align:center
Of all the nicknames I've heard,
I think I like that one the best.
00:26:11.896 --> 00:26:13.062 align:center
I have another meeting now.
00:26:13.063 --> 00:26:14.355 align:center
Okay.
00:26:15.355 --> 00:26:16.645 align:center
- So if you'll excuse--
- Oh.
00:26:16.646 --> 00:26:19.062 align:center
I thought you were going in for a hug.
00:26:19.063 --> 00:26:21.020 align:center
- No, I was just getting my jacket.
- Sorry.
00:26:21.021 --> 00:26:23.854 align:center
- Um, okay, so we can work on the--
- Should I-- Is it okay to call--
00:26:23.855 --> 00:26:25.020 align:center
- A-Adam, is it?
- [stammers] Yeah.
00:26:25.021 --> 00:26:27.562 align:center
- We'll work on the specifics later.
- Okay. Okay.
00:26:27.563 --> 00:26:29.063 align:center
Bye.
00:26:30.146 --> 00:26:32.355 align:center
[lighthearted music playing]
00:26:34.563 --> 00:26:36.812 align:center
Oh, great. Freaking pen ran out.
00:26:36.813 --> 00:26:38.562 align:center
- Don't have another one, so I guess--
- [students shushing]
00:26:38.563 --> 00:26:39.896 align:center
What?
00:26:40.480 --> 00:26:42.021 align:center
[sniffs] Here you go.
00:26:42.938 --> 00:26:43.938 align:center
[Anh] Thanks.
00:26:47.355 --> 00:26:49.355 align:center
[phone vibrating]
00:26:54.813 --> 00:26:56.271 align:center
[chuckles softly]
00:27:05.563 --> 00:27:07.563 align:center
[intense music playing]
00:27:16.771 --> 00:27:18.062 align:center
Hi.
00:27:18.063 --> 00:27:20.770 align:center
- [♪ Real Estate sings "It's Real"]
- ♪ It's real...
00:27:20.771 --> 00:27:22.479 align:center
I'm gonna order a coffee.
00:27:22.480 --> 00:27:23.646 align:center
Okay.
00:27:25.146 --> 00:27:27.395 align:center
- I should order you one.
- You don't have to.
00:27:27.396 --> 00:27:28.687 align:center
No, it will seem more believable
00:27:28.688 --> 00:27:30.562 align:center
that we're on a coffee date
if we both have coffee.
00:27:30.563 --> 00:27:31.688 align:center
- Okay. Good point, yes.
- Yes.
00:27:34.021 --> 00:27:35.812 align:center
- Hello, Doctor--
- [Dr. Carlsen] One coffee, black,
00:27:35.813 --> 00:27:38.395 align:center
and, um... uh, whatever she's having.
00:27:38.396 --> 00:27:39.604 align:center
Order whatever you like.
00:27:39.605 --> 00:27:43.687 align:center
Oh, thank you. Uh, can I get the
Velvet Caramel and White Chocolate Bliss?
00:27:43.688 --> 00:27:45.104 align:center
With extra whip cream.
00:27:45.105 --> 00:27:47.021 align:center
And can I get chocolate sprinkles
on there, too?
00:27:47.855 --> 00:27:48.980 align:center
You're together?
00:27:50.563 --> 00:27:52.020 align:center
I mean, you're paying together?
00:27:52.021 --> 00:27:53.230 align:center
Yes.
00:27:54.063 --> 00:27:56.313 align:center
Oh, can I... can I just...
00:27:59.188 --> 00:28:01.021 align:center
These, too. Yeah.
00:28:03.771 --> 00:28:05.437 align:center
[card reader beeps]
00:28:05.438 --> 00:28:07.437 align:center
Thank you.
00:28:07.438 --> 00:28:11.604 align:center
♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
00:28:11.605 --> 00:28:13.770 align:center
♪ It's real...
00:28:13.771 --> 00:28:15.730 align:center
[milk steamer whirring]
00:28:17.813 --> 00:28:20.479 align:center
People have very strong reactions to you.
00:28:20.480 --> 00:28:22.063 align:center
Have you noticed that?
00:28:29.813 --> 00:28:32.354 align:center
Uh, they're probably just
concerned for your health.
00:28:32.355 --> 00:28:35.312 align:center
I cannot believe as a doctor of science
that you would put that into your body.
00:28:35.313 --> 00:28:36.854 align:center
Oh, I'm not a doctor yet.
00:28:36.855 --> 00:28:38.688 align:center
[chuckling] I've put way worse
into this body.
00:28:39.771 --> 00:28:40.854 align:center
[sighs]
00:28:40.855 --> 00:28:42.687 align:center
- [candy bag drops to floor]
- I got it.
00:28:42.688 --> 00:28:44.146 align:center
[camera clicks]
00:28:46.230 --> 00:28:48.062 align:center
I think it's already working.
00:28:48.063 --> 00:28:50.687 align:center
This woman over there
just pretended to take a selfie,
00:28:50.688 --> 00:28:52.730 align:center
but she was taking a photo of us.
00:28:55.646 --> 00:28:56.854 align:center
Hmm.
00:28:56.855 --> 00:29:00.145 align:center
Um, so to be clear, uh, this is strictly
a campus-based arrangement.
00:29:00.146 --> 00:29:02.562 align:center
I will not be available for trips home
to meet your parents
00:29:02.563 --> 00:29:04.729 align:center
or to attend any weddings
as your plus-one.
00:29:04.730 --> 00:29:07.645 align:center
Well, that won't be a problem,
because I don't go home.
00:29:07.646 --> 00:29:08.812 align:center
And I hate weddings.
00:29:08.813 --> 00:29:12.145 align:center
I'd actually rather teach the patch-clamp
technique to a bunch of toddlers.
00:29:12.146 --> 00:29:13.438 align:center
I do that every week.
00:29:15.188 --> 00:29:17.354 align:center
Dr. Carlsen, was that a joke?
00:29:17.355 --> 00:29:18.812 align:center
Sadly, no.
00:29:18.813 --> 00:29:21.687 align:center
So, uh, no parents and no weddings.
00:29:21.688 --> 00:29:26.521 align:center
Uh, but we should meet at semi-regular
intervals for other... uh, activities.
00:29:27.605 --> 00:29:28.937 align:center
I'm not gonna have sex with you.
00:29:28.938 --> 00:29:30.895 align:center
- What? No, no, of course not.
- If that's what you're implying here.
00:29:30.896 --> 00:29:32.937 align:center
Obviously, there is zero
sexual component to this arrangement.
00:29:32.938 --> 00:29:34.312 align:center
- That is ridiculous.
- Good.
00:29:34.313 --> 00:29:36.062 align:center
So, what activities are you talking about?
00:29:36.063 --> 00:29:39.312 align:center
There is a faculty picnic this Friday,
which would give us a great opportunity
00:29:39.313 --> 00:29:41.729 align:center
to be seen by both your peers and my boss.
00:29:41.730 --> 00:29:44.021 align:center
I suggest that we meet up there and, um...
00:29:45.438 --> 00:29:47.562 align:center
- Talk? Hang out?
- Mm.
00:29:47.563 --> 00:29:48.645 align:center
- Eat hot dogs?
- Yes.
00:29:48.646 --> 00:29:51.312 align:center
Although I will not be eating hot dogs.
00:29:51.313 --> 00:29:53.104 align:center
Neither should you.
You know what's in those things?
00:29:53.105 --> 00:29:55.395 align:center
No, I do not,
and I'd like to keep it that way.
00:29:55.396 --> 00:29:57.020 align:center
- [Malcolm gasps loudly]
- I told you.
00:29:57.021 --> 00:29:59.395 align:center
Can you, um, act nat-natural?
00:29:59.396 --> 00:30:00.729 align:center
- Normal, not your version of--
- Yes.
00:30:00.730 --> 00:30:03.395 align:center
- Happier. Smile, smile. Smile right now.
- I can do it.
00:30:03.396 --> 00:30:04.520 align:center
- Hi, guys.
- Mm.
00:30:04.521 --> 00:30:06.604 align:center
Hi. You guys, this is-- You know him.
00:30:06.605 --> 00:30:08.395 align:center
- He's Doc-- Adam.
- Hello, Malcolm.
00:30:08.396 --> 00:30:09.895 align:center
Oh. Uh...
00:30:09.896 --> 00:30:12.729 align:center
How are those computational models
coming along?
00:30:12.730 --> 00:30:14.479 align:center
Great. Super.
00:30:14.480 --> 00:30:16.229 align:center
I'm actually on my way
to the lab right now.
00:30:16.230 --> 00:30:18.229 align:center
I was gonna doub--
I was gonna triple-check my work.
00:30:18.230 --> 00:30:19.562 align:center
Fantastic. I'm impressed.
00:30:19.563 --> 00:30:20.770 align:center
[chuckling] Thank you.
00:30:20.771 --> 00:30:22.354 align:center
Considering how subpar
your last submissions were,
00:30:22.355 --> 00:30:23.895 align:center
I think double-checking's
a really good idea.
00:30:23.896 --> 00:30:25.395 align:center
Thank you. There it is.
00:30:25.396 --> 00:30:26.855 align:center
You must be Anh.
00:30:27.771 --> 00:30:29.562 align:center
Me? Maybe. Why?
00:30:29.563 --> 00:30:32.104 align:center
Well, I've heard wonderful things
about you.
00:30:32.105 --> 00:30:33.312 align:center
Aw.
00:30:33.313 --> 00:30:36.187 align:center
I wish you were-- Huh?
00:30:36.188 --> 00:30:38.604 align:center
- Uh, well, I should get back to the lab.
- Okay.
00:30:38.605 --> 00:30:40.187 align:center
Um, it was lovely to see you both.
00:30:40.188 --> 00:30:43.313 align:center
- And I will call you later, uh, babe.
- [Olive] Great.
00:30:44.146 --> 00:30:45.396 align:center
"Babe"?
00:30:47.980 --> 00:30:50.312 align:center
- [Malcolm gasps]
- [Anh stammers softly]
00:30:50.313 --> 00:30:51.645 align:center
I'll see you later.
00:30:51.646 --> 00:30:53.688 align:center
- Bye.
- Later.
00:30:54.855 --> 00:30:57.437 align:center
- "Babe"? Huh?
- Drugs. It's drugs.
00:30:57.438 --> 00:30:59.104 align:center
- Wait, you're dating? It's real?
- [Malcolm] Look. Look.
00:30:59.105 --> 00:31:00.145 align:center
- Look at her eyes.
- Oh, my God.
00:31:00.146 --> 00:31:01.145 align:center
He has access to chemicals.
00:31:01.146 --> 00:31:02.229 align:center
- I think-- [gasps]
- [snaps fingers]
00:31:02.230 --> 00:31:03.354 align:center
- She did-- She didn't blink.
- She didn't blink.
00:31:03.355 --> 00:31:04.604 align:center
- She did not blink.
- Tickling. She didn't laugh.
00:31:04.605 --> 00:31:06.604 align:center
How do you guys know
that we were even here?
00:31:06.605 --> 00:31:07.730 align:center
Oh. Everyone knows.
00:31:11.063 --> 00:31:12.687 align:center
Uh, that's not cool, Janine.
00:31:12.688 --> 00:31:15.895 align:center
- You're department secretary. Come on.
- [Malcolm mouthing]
00:31:15.896 --> 00:31:17.520 align:center
- It's rude.
- That's messed up.
00:31:17.521 --> 00:31:18.854 align:center
[Malcolm] I just can't believe it.
00:31:18.855 --> 00:31:20.187 align:center
We live together.
00:31:20.188 --> 00:31:21.979 align:center
- I'm your best fr--
- Hey.
00:31:21.980 --> 00:31:23.729 align:center
Very close second, male best friend.
00:31:23.730 --> 00:31:25.020 align:center
Why didn't you tell me?
00:31:25.021 --> 00:31:27.770 align:center
I'm sorry. It's because it was so new.
00:31:27.771 --> 00:31:30.020 align:center
- Very new.
- He's a monster.
00:31:30.021 --> 00:31:32.395 align:center
Why couldn't you date someone who's, like,
00:31:32.396 --> 00:31:34.479 align:center
I don't know, not trying
to fail me out of school?
00:31:34.480 --> 00:31:36.687 align:center
Okay, to be fair, you're almost failing
00:31:36.688 --> 00:31:38.604 align:center
because you're out partying
every single night.
00:31:38.605 --> 00:31:41.229 align:center
Oh, wow.
00:31:41.230 --> 00:31:44.187 align:center
Okay. I am, because I am trying to deal
00:31:44.188 --> 00:31:47.854 align:center
with the overwhelming stress
of working under Dr. Evil.
00:31:47.855 --> 00:31:49.730 align:center
It's called self-care.
00:31:50.813 --> 00:31:52.520 align:center
- It's for gay guys, too.
- Okay.
00:31:52.521 --> 00:31:54.605 align:center
[lighthearted music playing]
00:31:59.730 --> 00:32:01.438 align:center
[whirring]
00:32:02.896 --> 00:32:03.896 align:center
[door opens]
00:32:08.896 --> 00:32:10.604 align:center
- Hey, guys. Hey.
- Hey.
00:32:10.605 --> 00:32:13.770 align:center
Olive, I just saw the weirdest post.
It was you and Dr.--
00:32:13.771 --> 00:32:15.895 align:center
Carlsen. They're dating.
00:32:15.896 --> 00:32:16.812 align:center
[Malcolm gags]
00:32:16.813 --> 00:32:18.312 align:center
[Jeremy] You're seriously dating Dr. Evil?
00:32:18.313 --> 00:32:20.312 align:center
Does he even have real human emotions?
00:32:20.313 --> 00:32:22.812 align:center
- See? I told you. Makes no sense, right?
- No, no, he actually does not.
00:32:22.813 --> 00:32:24.562 align:center
- Anger, maybe. Maybe.
- Maybe.
00:32:24.563 --> 00:32:25.812 align:center
Yes, he does.
00:32:25.813 --> 00:32:27.520 align:center
And yeah, we're-we're dating.
00:32:27.521 --> 00:32:30.104 align:center
We're going to the student/faculty picnic
on Friday.
00:32:30.105 --> 00:32:31.395 align:center
You should come with us.
00:32:31.396 --> 00:32:33.104 align:center
Come on a date with you and Dr. Carlsen?
00:32:33.105 --> 00:32:34.520 align:center
- And Anh. And Malcolm.
- What?
00:32:34.521 --> 00:32:37.270 align:center
What? Why? Why do I have to go?
00:32:37.271 --> 00:32:38.729 align:center
Oh, Anh, are you going?
00:32:38.730 --> 00:32:41.187 align:center
- I can maybe stop by.
- She's going.
00:32:41.188 --> 00:32:42.895 align:center
She's going.
We're all going together on Friday
00:32:42.896 --> 00:32:44.604 align:center
- to the picnic together.
- Okay.
00:32:44.605 --> 00:32:47.146 align:center
It's settled.
Okay, I'm gonna get potassium iodide.
00:32:48.521 --> 00:32:50.938 align:center
- [insects chirping]
- [dog barking in distance]
00:32:54.105 --> 00:32:56.562 align:center
Please tell me that you have
a severe online gambling problem
00:32:56.563 --> 00:32:58.062 align:center
and you're not still working.
00:32:58.063 --> 00:33:00.854 align:center
[sighs] Yeah, no, I'm going over
my presentation one more time.
00:33:00.855 --> 00:33:02.729 align:center
I have a meeting
with Dr. Benton on Wednesday,
00:33:02.730 --> 00:33:06.229 align:center
and if he's gonna offer me a spot
on his research team, I have to be...
00:33:06.230 --> 00:33:07.562 align:center
overly prepared.
00:33:07.563 --> 00:33:10.729 align:center
Well, you will be because you're amazing.
00:33:10.730 --> 00:33:13.312 align:center
Oh. Thank you.
00:33:13.313 --> 00:33:15.229 align:center
[sighs] Listen.
00:33:15.230 --> 00:33:20.145 align:center
I came in because I just wanted to say...
[inhales deeply]
00:33:20.146 --> 00:33:21.854 align:center
I forgive you. [exhales]
00:33:21.855 --> 00:33:23.270 align:center
For what?
00:33:23.271 --> 00:33:25.312 align:center
For dating the spawn of Satan
without telling me.
00:33:25.313 --> 00:33:26.729 align:center
I don't think that I have to--
00:33:26.730 --> 00:33:28.895 align:center
Ah. [shushing]
00:33:28.896 --> 00:33:31.813 align:center
No more apologies.
I'm just happy you're getting laid.
00:33:32.646 --> 00:33:35.313 align:center
I know it is rough out there
for you demisexuals.
00:33:36.063 --> 00:33:37.230 align:center
What's a demisexual?
00:33:38.396 --> 00:33:42.687 align:center
You know, like, you have to have
an emotional bond with someone before...
00:33:42.688 --> 00:33:44.270 align:center
You have to be in love to have sex.
00:33:44.271 --> 00:33:46.687 align:center
Isn't that what everyone's looking for?
00:33:46.688 --> 00:33:49.771 align:center
[Malcolm laughing]
00:33:52.980 --> 00:33:55.104 align:center
Oh, my God. Wait, you're serious.
00:33:55.105 --> 00:33:56.479 align:center
That is adorable.
00:33:56.480 --> 00:33:58.520 align:center
- No, mm-mm.
- Okay.
00:33:58.521 --> 00:34:00.895 align:center
No. [laughs]
00:34:00.896 --> 00:34:03.395 align:center
- Sorry, it's just...
- Okay.
00:34:03.396 --> 00:34:05.062 align:center
[Malcolm continues laughing]
00:34:05.063 --> 00:34:07.520 align:center
[Malcolm] Paul,
guess what Olive just said.
00:34:07.521 --> 00:34:09.605 align:center
[upbeat music playing]
00:34:10.980 --> 00:34:13.146 align:center
[lively chatter, whooping]
00:34:15.021 --> 00:34:16.230 align:center
Yeah.
00:34:18.605 --> 00:34:19.646 align:center
Thanks.
00:34:21.355 --> 00:34:22.520 align:center
[sizzling]
00:34:22.521 --> 00:34:25.020 align:center
Here you go. Enjoy.
00:34:25.021 --> 00:34:27.520 align:center
- [Malcolm] Hey. Hi.
- [Anh laughs]
00:34:27.521 --> 00:34:31.354 align:center
Seeing my advisors in social situations
makes me so uncomfortable.
00:34:31.355 --> 00:34:32.437 align:center
It's unnatural.
00:34:32.438 --> 00:34:36.979 align:center
Like, how can I trust your judgment when
I've seen you eat potato salad in shorts?
00:34:36.980 --> 00:34:39.187 align:center
- [Olive] Hmm.
- [Anh] Dr. Aslan!
00:34:39.188 --> 00:34:41.062 align:center
- Hey, Anh.
- So good to see you.
00:34:41.063 --> 00:34:42.229 align:center
I like her.
00:34:42.230 --> 00:34:44.979 align:center
I know someone who doesn't mind
seeing their work colleagues
00:34:44.980 --> 00:34:47.395 align:center
outside of the biology building.
00:34:47.396 --> 00:34:49.395 align:center
Or do you guys do it
in the lab after hours?
00:34:49.396 --> 00:34:51.395 align:center
- Oh, my God.
- [laughs] Thank God.
00:34:51.396 --> 00:34:52.479 align:center
I was really starting to think
00:34:52.480 --> 00:34:54.229 align:center
that you were spending all that time
alone with the mice.
00:34:54.230 --> 00:34:56.729 align:center
[chuckling] That would be sad.
00:34:56.730 --> 00:34:59.145 align:center
But if those mice could talk,
they would tell you about
00:34:59.146 --> 00:35:01.229 align:center
- all the hot sex I've been hav--
- [Anh] Ooh.
00:35:01.230 --> 00:35:02.437 align:center
- [Jeremy] Hey, guys.
- Hi.
00:35:02.438 --> 00:35:04.062 align:center
- You look hot.
- [Jeremy] Thank you.
00:35:04.063 --> 00:35:06.104 align:center
Like, hot, sweaty. Hot and sweaty.
00:35:06.105 --> 00:35:09.437 align:center
- Like you've been running around.
- Yeah. It's, uh, Ultimate Frisbee.
00:35:09.438 --> 00:35:10.937 align:center
Your boyfriend's team just crushed us.
00:35:10.938 --> 00:35:13.520 align:center
My boyfr-- Oh, Dr.-- Adam.
00:35:13.521 --> 00:35:15.895 align:center
Dr. Carlsen? He plays Frisbee?
00:35:15.896 --> 00:35:18.229 align:center
[chuckling] Yeah.
He's actually really good.
00:35:18.230 --> 00:35:22.104 align:center
Huh. I just can't imagine him doing,
like, joyful activities.
00:35:22.105 --> 00:35:23.187 align:center
- Oh.
- He seems more of, like,
00:35:23.188 --> 00:35:25.770 align:center
the "lie in a coffin waiting
for the dark cover of night
00:35:25.771 --> 00:35:30.020 align:center
to rise and, like, suck the life out of
an unsuspecting student" kind of person.
00:35:30.021 --> 00:35:32.729 align:center
I am, but sometimes I play Frisbee.
00:35:32.730 --> 00:35:33.980 align:center
[sighs] Okay.
00:35:34.605 --> 00:35:36.062 align:center
- Dr. Carlsen.
- Mm.
00:35:36.063 --> 00:35:38.604 align:center
I was kidding
about the whole coffin thing.
00:35:38.605 --> 00:35:40.770 align:center
You have a very creative mind, Malcolm.
00:35:40.771 --> 00:35:43.479 align:center
It's why I accepted you
on my research team in the first place.
00:35:43.480 --> 00:35:45.645 align:center
- Thank you.
- Just think what you could do with it
00:35:45.646 --> 00:35:47.937 align:center
if you had a single ounce
of self-discipline.
00:35:47.938 --> 00:35:49.645 align:center
[Jeremy sighs, mutters]
00:35:49.646 --> 00:35:52.812 align:center
So, uh, how are the nitrates?
00:35:52.813 --> 00:35:55.937 align:center
Oh, I wasn't sure they would be
in season, but they're good.
00:35:55.938 --> 00:35:58.312 align:center
You have the diet
of a 12-year-old schoolboy.
00:35:58.313 --> 00:35:59.562 align:center
It's very alarming.
00:35:59.563 --> 00:36:00.687 align:center
[Malcolm scoffs]
00:36:00.688 --> 00:36:04.395 align:center
And also, um, very charming and endearing.
00:36:04.396 --> 00:36:06.479 align:center
- Mm. Aw.
- For--
00:36:06.480 --> 00:36:07.563 align:center
Oh.
00:36:09.313 --> 00:36:11.020 align:center
- Yes.
- [Olive] Mm.
00:36:11.021 --> 00:36:13.645 align:center
- Great. Mm-hmm.
- Ooh! Sweaty all over me.
00:36:13.646 --> 00:36:14.812 align:center
[Anh] Oh, actually, you know what?
00:36:14.813 --> 00:36:17.895 align:center
You're kind of starting to burn
a little bit, so...
00:36:17.896 --> 00:36:21.187 align:center
Ol, why don't you put this
on his back, help your boyfriend out.
00:36:21.188 --> 00:36:22.854 align:center
- Oh.
- I'm just having my hot dog...
00:36:22.855 --> 00:36:24.520 align:center
- Oh, look, hot dog's gone.
- ... right now.
00:36:24.521 --> 00:36:26.395 align:center
- Wha--
- [Anh] Here.
00:36:26.396 --> 00:36:28.687 align:center
All right, there we go.
00:36:28.688 --> 00:36:30.604 align:center
Put some lotion on his back,
for God sakes.
00:36:30.605 --> 00:36:31.562 align:center
- [Anh chuckles]
- [Jeremy] Hmm...
00:36:31.563 --> 00:36:35.854 align:center
Let's l-lube you up.
00:36:35.855 --> 00:36:37.645 align:center
- Over here.
- 'Kay.
00:36:37.646 --> 00:36:40.479 align:center
[lighthearted music playing]
00:36:40.480 --> 00:36:41.770 align:center
Okay. Sorry. I panicked.
00:36:41.771 --> 00:36:43.687 align:center
Yes, you were incredibly awkward.
00:36:43.688 --> 00:36:45.145 align:center
Okay. Me?
00:36:45.146 --> 00:36:47.312 align:center
Have you ever embraced
a human being before?
00:36:47.313 --> 00:36:50.187 align:center
No. Usually, I just let their dead bodies
fall to the ground
00:36:50.188 --> 00:36:51.895 align:center
after I've sucked the life out of them.
00:36:51.896 --> 00:36:52.979 align:center
Okay.
00:36:52.980 --> 00:36:55.229 align:center
Okay, look, uh, Dr. Fastuca
is right over there.
00:36:55.230 --> 00:36:57.687 align:center
This is actually a really good opportunity
for him to see us looking,
00:36:57.688 --> 00:36:59.271 align:center
um, you know, couple-y.
00:37:00.188 --> 00:37:01.645 align:center
[laughing loudly]
00:37:01.646 --> 00:37:02.812 align:center
Whoa. What was that?
00:37:02.813 --> 00:37:05.312 align:center
I'm pretending like you said
something funny. Laugh like--
00:37:05.313 --> 00:37:06.854 align:center
- Yeah, no. I can't-- I can't--
- Just pretend like I'm saying some--
00:37:06.855 --> 00:37:08.479 align:center
- [laughing] Yes.
- I can't just laugh on command. That's--
00:37:08.480 --> 00:37:09.687 align:center
[Olive] Yes, you can.
You can laugh on command.
00:37:09.688 --> 00:37:11.437 align:center
- No, I can't laugh on--
- [Dr. Fastuca] Adam!
00:37:11.438 --> 00:37:12.562 align:center
Glad you could come out and join us.
00:37:12.563 --> 00:37:14.687 align:center
- Me, too.
- [Olive] See?
00:37:14.688 --> 00:37:15.770 align:center
- Mm-hmm.
- It's working.
00:37:15.771 --> 00:37:19.646 align:center
Okay, fine. Can you just... just put
some lotion on, please? [clears throat]
00:37:23.730 --> 00:37:26.354 align:center
You do know you have to start
actually touching me at some point?
00:37:26.355 --> 00:37:29.104 align:center
I'm evenly distributing it
so you don't get burned.
00:37:29.105 --> 00:37:31.229 align:center
Okay, just try and make it look
like you're enjoying it.
00:37:31.230 --> 00:37:32.895 align:center
Can you smile, please?
00:37:32.896 --> 00:37:34.354 align:center
Yes, I can smile.
00:37:34.355 --> 00:37:35.937 align:center
[Olive chuckles]
00:37:35.938 --> 00:37:37.520 align:center
What are they doing?
00:37:37.521 --> 00:37:38.937 align:center
I have no idea.
00:37:38.938 --> 00:37:40.937 align:center
[Olive laughing loudly]
00:37:40.938 --> 00:37:42.562 align:center
Stop doing that. It is incredibly jarring.
00:37:42.563 --> 00:37:43.895 align:center
It's called flirting.
00:37:43.896 --> 00:37:45.770 align:center
- It's very unnatural.
- Whoa. Am I interrupting something?
00:37:45.771 --> 00:37:49.479 align:center
Oh, no, I'm, uh... [clears throat]
I'm just getting some, uh, sunscreen.
00:37:49.480 --> 00:37:51.020 align:center
Yeah. Who's this?
00:37:51.021 --> 00:37:54.770 align:center
Uh, Tom, this is Olive Smith,
uh, my girlfriend.
00:37:54.771 --> 00:37:57.729 align:center
Uh, Olive, this is Dr. Tom Benton,
good friend of mine.
00:37:57.730 --> 00:37:59.145 align:center
He's visiting from Harvard.
00:37:59.146 --> 00:38:01.854 align:center
I invited him to guest-lecture
a few of my classes this quarter.
00:38:01.855 --> 00:38:04.687 align:center
They didn't offer him
a permanent position.
00:38:04.688 --> 00:38:07.187 align:center
You know, I remember graduating
summa cum laude. What were you again?
00:38:07.188 --> 00:38:08.604 align:center
In a more challenging major.
00:38:08.605 --> 00:38:09.729 align:center
- Right.
- Mm-hmm.
00:38:09.730 --> 00:38:11.813 align:center
Forgive him, Olive. Pleasure.
00:38:13.063 --> 00:38:15.645 align:center
Wait. Olive Smith,
my Wednesday 10:00 a.m.?
00:38:15.646 --> 00:38:17.062 align:center
Yes. Yeah, Dr. Benton.
00:38:17.063 --> 00:38:19.020 align:center
It's such an honor to meet you.
I'm-- Oh, sh--
00:38:19.021 --> 00:38:21.270 align:center
[Dr. Benton and Dr. Carlsen
chuckle awkwardly]
00:38:21.271 --> 00:38:24.104 align:center
Girlfriend? Adam, bro, you didn't tell me
you were dating someone.
00:38:24.105 --> 00:38:26.562 align:center
Let alone the same woman
applying to work in my lab.
00:38:26.563 --> 00:38:28.020 align:center
- Well, no, I didn't want to...
- Well, I didn't tell him...
00:38:28.021 --> 00:38:29.562 align:center
- ...you know, influence your decision.
- ...that it was your lab.
00:38:29.563 --> 00:38:30.812 align:center
- For conflict of interest.
- Yeah.
00:38:30.813 --> 00:38:32.437 align:center
Right.
00:38:32.438 --> 00:38:33.979 align:center
So, how long you two been dating?
00:38:33.980 --> 00:38:36.520 align:center
- Six months.
- Couple weeks. Oh, my God.
00:38:36.521 --> 00:38:38.562 align:center
- Oh, my God, time's a-flying.
- Yes.
00:38:38.563 --> 00:38:40.354 align:center
- [Dr. Carlsen] It is a-flying.
- [Olive] Time is a-flying
00:38:40.355 --> 00:38:43.479 align:center
- when you're in a lab all night and day.
- Mm-hmm. Fast. Yes.
00:38:43.480 --> 00:38:45.729 align:center
- [whistle blows]
- Oh, I think we are up.
00:38:45.730 --> 00:38:46.979 align:center
- You're-you're needed over--
- Yeah, so we should go.
00:38:46.980 --> 00:38:48.270 align:center
Olive, Olive, you're coming with Adam
00:38:48.271 --> 00:38:50.063 align:center
to Dr. Fastuca's cocktail party
tomorrow night, right?
00:38:51.146 --> 00:38:52.687 align:center
- No, I'm not--
- No, yes. Yes.
00:38:52.688 --> 00:38:54.437 align:center
- We are looking forward to it. We are.
- No, I can't go to that.
00:38:54.438 --> 00:38:56.020 align:center
I have the prior... the prior commitment
that I told you about.
00:38:56.021 --> 00:38:57.187 align:center
Oh, yeah, right. Yeah.
00:38:57.188 --> 00:39:00.562 align:center
That's the special guest lecture
on epigenetic modification?
00:39:00.563 --> 00:39:01.645 align:center
- Yeah, that's it.
- Mm-hmm.
00:39:01.646 --> 00:39:02.729 align:center
That's-that's where I'll be.
00:39:02.730 --> 00:39:04.812 align:center
Perfect. Yeah, because that ends at 6:00.
00:39:04.813 --> 00:39:07.437 align:center
Dr. Fastuca's cocktail party,
that starts at 7:00. Right?
00:39:07.438 --> 00:39:10.604 align:center
[chuckling] So we've got plenty of time.
00:39:10.605 --> 00:39:12.187 align:center
- Great.
- Great.
00:39:12.188 --> 00:39:13.312 align:center
- You ready, buddy?
- Mm-hmm.
00:39:13.313 --> 00:39:14.312 align:center
You got enough sunscreen on that
00:39:14.313 --> 00:39:16.354 align:center
- baby-soft skin of yours?
- No, he needs more.
00:39:16.355 --> 00:39:18.020 align:center
- Yes. [chuckles]
- See you tomorrow night, Olive.
00:39:18.021 --> 00:39:19.729 align:center
- Yeah, looking forward to it.
- Nice to meet you.
- [Dr. Carlsen clears throat]
00:39:19.730 --> 00:39:21.604 align:center
- Okay, that's--
- I'm not going to that party.
00:39:21.605 --> 00:39:23.604 align:center
- Why not? It is the--
- I'm not going to that party.
00:39:23.605 --> 00:39:26.604 align:center
It is the perfect opportunity for us to
exhibit our relationship to Dr. Fastuca.
00:39:26.605 --> 00:39:28.770 align:center
This is the entire purpose
of our arrangement.
00:39:28.771 --> 00:39:32.645 align:center
I can't be in a room
full of distinguished scholars and mingle.
00:39:32.646 --> 00:39:34.354 align:center
What if they try to talk to me?
00:39:34.355 --> 00:39:36.270 align:center
- Then you talk to them.
- [scoffs]
00:39:36.271 --> 00:39:38.145 align:center
No. That's easy for you to say.
00:39:38.146 --> 00:39:39.895 align:center
You have no problem talking to me.
00:39:39.896 --> 00:39:41.895 align:center
You don't count.
00:39:41.896 --> 00:39:43.812 align:center
- [Dr. Carlsen clears throat]
- That's not-- You know what I mean.
00:39:43.813 --> 00:39:45.730 align:center
I don't care what you think about me.
00:39:46.605 --> 00:39:48.020 align:center
In a nice way.
00:39:48.021 --> 00:39:49.770 align:center
You are a scientist at Stanford,
00:39:49.771 --> 00:39:52.312 align:center
one of the most prestigious
research universities in the country.
00:39:52.313 --> 00:39:55.270 align:center
Yeah, I'm great at science.
I'm not great at talking about it.
00:39:55.271 --> 00:39:57.354 align:center
You can handle a cocktail party.
00:39:57.355 --> 00:40:00.813 align:center
[lively chatter, laughter]
00:40:01.771 --> 00:40:04.270 align:center
It did not blend in at all.
00:40:04.271 --> 00:40:05.854 align:center
[♪ Cole Simon sings "Sidelines"]
00:40:05.855 --> 00:40:08.312 align:center
[Jeremy] But it's all about the width,
not circumference.
00:40:08.313 --> 00:40:09.895 align:center
Layering matters.
00:40:09.896 --> 00:40:13.270 align:center
It changes the entire
thermal gradient completely.
00:40:13.271 --> 00:40:15.437 align:center
It's basic thermodynamics.
00:40:15.438 --> 00:40:17.520 align:center
You're wrong.
00:40:17.521 --> 00:40:20.229 align:center
What changes the gradient
is a thinner matrix.
00:40:20.230 --> 00:40:21.812 align:center
Why are you yelling?
00:40:21.813 --> 00:40:23.937 align:center
It's deep dish or thin crust.
It's not that serious.
00:40:23.938 --> 00:40:25.520 align:center
- [Malcolm scoffs]
- What?
00:40:25.521 --> 00:40:29.104 align:center
Pizza is the true intersection
of art and science.
00:40:29.105 --> 00:40:30.229 align:center
- [knocking at door]
- I agree.
00:40:30.230 --> 00:40:31.895 align:center
Oh, you agree with that?
00:40:31.896 --> 00:40:33.437 align:center
- [knocking continues]
- Yeah, I'll get it.
00:40:33.438 --> 00:40:35.104 align:center
It's not my house, but that's fine.
00:40:35.105 --> 00:40:37.354 align:center
The top layer gets cold,
then that makes the bottom layer cold,
00:40:37.355 --> 00:40:39.229 align:center
and it's a chain reaction
all the way to the--
00:40:39.230 --> 00:40:41.020 align:center
- [Malcolm] Oh.
- [argument continues indistinctly]
00:40:41.021 --> 00:40:42.645 align:center
- Oh, hello, Anh.
- Oh.
00:40:42.646 --> 00:40:46.021 align:center
Showing up to your girlfriend's place
empty-handed. That is a choice.
00:40:46.813 --> 00:40:47.813 align:center
May I?
00:40:49.271 --> 00:40:51.188 align:center
Yes, come on in.
00:40:54.271 --> 00:40:56.020 align:center
Olive, your boyfriend's here.
00:40:56.021 --> 00:40:57.104 align:center
Malcolm.
00:40:57.105 --> 00:40:58.313 align:center
Hi.
00:40:59.938 --> 00:41:01.480 align:center
Hi.
00:41:03.521 --> 00:41:05.396 align:center
You look, um...
00:41:07.021 --> 00:41:09.229 align:center
This can really only go one of two ways.
00:41:09.230 --> 00:41:10.604 align:center
Uh, nice.
00:41:10.605 --> 00:41:12.187 align:center
You look... you look very nice.
00:41:12.188 --> 00:41:13.355 align:center
Thank you.
00:41:13.938 --> 00:41:15.479 align:center
Hey.
00:41:15.480 --> 00:41:17.187 align:center
You guys should stay and hang out.
00:41:17.188 --> 00:41:18.270 align:center
- Have a drink with us.
- Um...
00:41:18.271 --> 00:41:19.313 align:center
They should?
00:41:20.313 --> 00:41:22.562 align:center
I mean...
[unenthusiastically] yeah, they should.
00:41:22.563 --> 00:41:23.979 align:center
No, we should get going.
00:41:23.980 --> 00:41:25.854 align:center
- Yeah.
- Aw.
00:41:25.855 --> 00:41:28.146 align:center
Look, it's already open.
You can have one drink.
00:41:28.730 --> 00:41:30.354 align:center
Let's get to know your boyfriend a little.
00:41:30.355 --> 00:41:31.479 align:center
Yeah!
00:41:31.480 --> 00:41:33.145 align:center
- Cheers.
- Whoa, that's low.
00:41:33.146 --> 00:41:34.855 align:center
This is so fun.
00:41:37.355 --> 00:41:39.271 align:center
- [someone clears throat]
- [Olive] Okay.
00:41:44.146 --> 00:41:45.521 align:center
[Olive sighs]
00:41:46.813 --> 00:41:48.937 align:center
Hi. I'm Adam.
00:41:48.938 --> 00:41:51.312 align:center
Yeah, I know who you are, Dr. Carlsen.
00:41:51.313 --> 00:41:52.770 align:center
Oh.
00:41:52.771 --> 00:41:54.812 align:center
Natalie Lazotti?
00:41:54.813 --> 00:41:56.562 align:center
You were on
my dissertation committee last year.
00:41:56.563 --> 00:41:57.729 align:center
You failed my proposal.
00:41:57.730 --> 00:41:59.145 align:center
[Dr. Carlsen] Oh, right.
00:41:59.146 --> 00:42:00.562 align:center
Natalie. How are you?
00:42:00.563 --> 00:42:03.104 align:center
I had to stay on campus all summer
and completely redo it.
00:42:03.105 --> 00:42:05.020 align:center
- [Malcolm scoffs]
- All my research.
00:42:05.021 --> 00:42:06.229 align:center
Took three months.
00:42:06.230 --> 00:42:08.645 align:center
I never got to go home and see my family.
00:42:08.646 --> 00:42:10.520 align:center
But look, here you are
in the same program,
00:42:10.521 --> 00:42:14.395 align:center
so congratulations
on your fortitude and persistence.
00:42:14.396 --> 00:42:15.480 align:center
Apparently, it paid off.
00:42:16.063 --> 00:42:17.645 align:center
Our family dog died that summer.
00:42:17.646 --> 00:42:18.770 align:center
[Malcolm sighing] Oh.
00:42:18.771 --> 00:42:20.146 align:center
Pickles.
00:42:21.271 --> 00:42:22.938 align:center
We got him when I was eight.
00:42:24.313 --> 00:42:27.062 align:center
[crying] I never even got a chance to...
00:42:27.063 --> 00:42:28.396 align:center
to say goodbye.
00:42:28.980 --> 00:42:30.313 align:center
Well, that's just bad luck.
00:42:31.521 --> 00:42:32.562 align:center
[sobbing]
00:42:32.563 --> 00:42:33.645 align:center
Okay, we're gonna head out.
00:42:33.646 --> 00:42:34.730 align:center
- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
00:42:35.813 --> 00:42:37.438 align:center
- [Olive] Quickly.
- [Dr. Carlsen] Mm-hmm.
00:42:41.063 --> 00:42:42.520 align:center
[dog barks in distance]
00:42:42.521 --> 00:42:43.938 align:center
[door locks click]
00:42:46.980 --> 00:42:48.730 align:center
I think that went pretty well.
00:42:50.521 --> 00:42:51.938 align:center
A girl was sobbing.
00:42:52.938 --> 00:42:54.812 align:center
You do know you fail
more student proposals
00:42:54.813 --> 00:42:56.479 align:center
than any other committee member, right?
00:42:56.480 --> 00:42:58.395 align:center
There is an actual poll.
00:42:58.396 --> 00:42:59.729 align:center
You won.
00:42:59.730 --> 00:43:01.313 align:center
Not in the good way.
00:43:05.521 --> 00:43:07.521 align:center
[lilting music playing]
00:43:14.855 --> 00:43:18.270 align:center
You know, you are gonna have to actually
talk to me tonight if this is gonna work.
00:43:18.271 --> 00:43:20.729 align:center
I mean, maybe you could've
told Natalie that
00:43:20.730 --> 00:43:22.479 align:center
in a nicer, more supportive way.
00:43:22.480 --> 00:43:24.687 align:center
This is a PhD program, not a preschool.
00:43:24.688 --> 00:43:27.479 align:center
She's gonna get inundated with feedback
she doesn't like for the rest of her life.
00:43:27.480 --> 00:43:30.020 align:center
But do you have to crush people's souls
to motivate them?
00:43:30.021 --> 00:43:32.062 align:center
Some people don't respond to that.
00:43:32.063 --> 00:43:34.604 align:center
I mean, you have to know
how you're perceived on campus.
00:43:34.605 --> 00:43:35.895 align:center
Yes, and I couldn't care less.
00:43:35.896 --> 00:43:38.604 align:center
And maybe if your friends spent less time
worrying about how they're perceived
00:43:38.605 --> 00:43:41.812 align:center
and more about their work,
they wouldn't be such mediocre scientists.
00:43:41.813 --> 00:43:43.354 align:center
- And maybe you're a dick.
- Wha--
00:43:43.355 --> 00:43:45.145 align:center
Ah.
00:43:45.146 --> 00:43:46.437 align:center
Good evening, Olive.
00:43:46.438 --> 00:43:47.520 align:center
I'm so glad you could join us.
00:43:47.521 --> 00:43:48.729 align:center
- Hi, Dr. Fastuca.
- How are you...
00:43:48.730 --> 00:43:50.187 align:center
- [groaning] Eugene?
- [bones crunching]
00:43:50.188 --> 00:43:51.437 align:center
- Adam.
- [Dr. Carlsen] Mm-hmm.
00:43:51.438 --> 00:43:52.479 align:center
- Please come in.
- Thank you.
00:43:52.480 --> 00:43:53.562 align:center
- Come in.
- Good to see you.
00:43:53.563 --> 00:43:56.479 align:center
Dr. Keeney has been dying
to speak to you all night.
00:43:56.480 --> 00:43:57.812 align:center
- Oh, he ha-- Uh...
- Yes, he's right over there.
00:43:57.813 --> 00:44:00.729 align:center
- [Dr. Keeney] Dr. Carlsen!
- [Dr. Carlsen] Excuse me.
00:44:00.730 --> 00:44:03.395 align:center
- Um, hey. Nice to see you.
- How is the research coming?
00:44:03.396 --> 00:44:05.770 align:center
[Dr. Carlsen] Oh, slow and steady.
You know how it goes.
00:44:05.771 --> 00:44:08.105 align:center
- [indistinct conversations]
- [light, jazzy music playing over stereo]
00:44:09.938 --> 00:44:12.313 align:center
[Dr. Carlsen] Uh, excuse me.
I'll be right back. [clears throat]
00:44:13.896 --> 00:44:17.437 align:center
Okay, would you just stop eating
for one second and-and hear me out?
00:44:17.438 --> 00:44:20.229 align:center
I did not imply that you were
a mediocre scientist.
00:44:20.230 --> 00:44:21.812 align:center
Oh, so just my friends, then?
00:44:21.813 --> 00:44:23.854 align:center
Sorry not all of us can win a Nobel Prize.
00:44:23.855 --> 00:44:26.437 align:center
Okay, that is not what I meant,
and you are being completely irrational.
00:44:26.438 --> 00:44:29.020 align:center
Mm, I'm mediocre and irrational now?
00:44:29.021 --> 00:44:30.729 align:center
Am I immature, too?
00:44:30.730 --> 00:44:31.812 align:center
Is this--
00:44:31.813 --> 00:44:32.979 align:center
- Does this feel--
- Am I immature?
00:44:32.980 --> 00:44:34.937 align:center
- Does this feel mature to you, Olive?
- Yeah, it does, actually. Yeah.
00:44:34.938 --> 00:44:36.520 align:center
- I feel very mature right now.
- A room full of adults that's used for--
00:44:36.521 --> 00:44:38.104 align:center
- Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. Yeah. What's the matter?
- Hey, Dr. Aslan is on her way.
00:44:38.105 --> 00:44:40.687 align:center
You two cannot keep your hands
off each other.
00:44:40.688 --> 00:44:43.354 align:center
- First at the picnic, and now here.
- Oh. Oh.
00:44:43.355 --> 00:44:45.687 align:center
I am not used to seeing
this side of you, Adam.
00:44:45.688 --> 00:44:47.812 align:center
- [Dr. Carlsen] I know.
- Normally, you're so--
00:44:47.813 --> 00:44:48.937 align:center
Arrogant and unapproachable?
00:44:48.938 --> 00:44:50.104 align:center
- Socially awkward?
- [Dr. Carlsen] Mm-hmm.
00:44:50.105 --> 00:44:52.354 align:center
I would call him reserved.
00:44:52.355 --> 00:44:53.854 align:center
You should hear what
his grad students call him,
00:44:53.855 --> 00:44:57.354 align:center
but I guess I just can see past that
00:44:57.355 --> 00:45:01.229 align:center
through the bitter, harsh,
cold, unfeeling exterior
00:45:01.230 --> 00:45:03.395 align:center
- to the-- [laughs]
- Ha-ha. Just kidding. Just kidding.
00:45:03.396 --> 00:45:05.312 align:center
- To the soft, squishy center.
- Yes.
00:45:05.313 --> 00:45:07.687 align:center
- Yeah.
- Okay, so how did you two get together?
00:45:07.688 --> 00:45:09.687 align:center
I would love to hear this story.
00:45:09.688 --> 00:45:12.020 align:center
Oh, it was not really that interesting.
00:45:12.021 --> 00:45:13.312 align:center
I, uh... I asked her out
00:45:13.313 --> 00:45:14.937 align:center
- for a cup of coffee and--
- No.
00:45:14.938 --> 00:45:16.520 align:center
- There's more to it than that.
- No? More than coffee?
00:45:16.521 --> 00:45:18.770 align:center
Yeah. Should I tell them?
Don't be embarrassed. It's funny.
00:45:18.771 --> 00:45:19.854 align:center
- Really?
- Yeah.
00:45:19.855 --> 00:45:21.813 align:center
- I think we'd all love to hear it, right?
- Yeah.
00:45:22.563 --> 00:45:24.895 align:center
I was working late one night in the lab,
00:45:24.896 --> 00:45:28.645 align:center
and then I, um... I heard this screaming
coming from Adam's office,
00:45:28.646 --> 00:45:31.145 align:center
so I... I rush down the hallway,
I look in there,
00:45:31.146 --> 00:45:34.063 align:center
and there he is, he's shrieking.
00:45:34.938 --> 00:45:37.604 align:center
- I don't think I was shrieking, Olive.
- Oh, he was shrieking.
00:45:37.605 --> 00:45:39.354 align:center
- Was I shriek-- Really?
- [Olive] Yes.
00:45:39.355 --> 00:45:42.895 align:center
And he was, like, crouched down in
the corner, like, frightened and shaking
00:45:42.896 --> 00:45:44.687 align:center
because there was a spider on his desk.
00:45:44.688 --> 00:45:46.104 align:center
No.
00:45:46.105 --> 00:45:48.437 align:center
- Spider?
- Adam, you're afraid of spiders?
00:45:48.438 --> 00:45:50.145 align:center
- No, I'm not afraid of spiders.
- He is.
00:45:50.146 --> 00:45:51.937 align:center
No, no, um, I think it was more of a yell
00:45:51.938 --> 00:45:53.729 align:center
- of surprise than--
- No, it was pure fear.
00:45:53.730 --> 00:45:55.354 align:center
- Pure fear? Wow.
- He's absolutely terrified of them.
00:45:55.355 --> 00:45:58.312 align:center
He... he even sleeps
with a little silk cap so they don't crawl
00:45:58.313 --> 00:45:59.604 align:center
- into your hair at night.
- [Dr. Carlsen] Well, that is ridiculous.
00:45:59.605 --> 00:46:00.562 align:center
- No, it's--
- Isn't it?
00:46:00.563 --> 00:46:01.562 align:center
- Don't you think that's--
- Well, you do it.
00:46:01.563 --> 00:46:04.187 align:center
- People have phobias, babe. It's fine.
- Right.
00:46:04.188 --> 00:46:06.854 align:center
I caught it for him. I let it go outside.
00:46:06.855 --> 00:46:08.645 align:center
It was not... [whispers] very big.
00:46:08.646 --> 00:46:10.229 align:center
- [laughs]
- And then I came back in,
00:46:10.230 --> 00:46:11.687 align:center
- and he wiped his tears...
- Mm-hmm.
00:46:11.688 --> 00:46:14.562 align:center
...and then asked me out for coffee
to thank me for saving him.
00:46:14.563 --> 00:46:16.770 align:center
Wow. Brave and smart.
00:46:16.771 --> 00:46:19.270 align:center
- You really hit the jackpot, my friend.
- [Dr. Carlsen] I did. Yes.
00:46:19.271 --> 00:46:21.895 align:center
She's very... very creative.
00:46:21.896 --> 00:46:23.520 align:center
- [Olive] Mm-hmm.
- Speaking of creative,
00:46:23.521 --> 00:46:25.562 align:center
I'd love to hear more about your project.
00:46:25.563 --> 00:46:28.229 align:center
Ah, come on, Tom.
It's a party, not a chalk talk.
00:46:28.230 --> 00:46:29.812 align:center
Let her just enjoy herself.
00:46:29.813 --> 00:46:32.062 align:center
We're surrounded by the brightest
and best minds in the industry here.
00:46:32.063 --> 00:46:34.188 align:center
[chuckles] I mean,
what else are we gonna talk about?
00:46:35.396 --> 00:46:37.771 align:center
Olive, you have the floor.
00:46:39.021 --> 00:46:40.688 align:center
- Please.
- Yeah. Go for it.
00:46:41.355 --> 00:46:43.770 align:center
[Dr. Benton] Everyone...
Hey, kill that music.
00:46:43.771 --> 00:46:44.980 align:center
[music stops]
00:46:47.938 --> 00:46:49.063 align:center
Hello.
00:46:50.063 --> 00:46:52.188 align:center
Um, I...
00:46:54.646 --> 00:46:58.145 align:center
Okay. Uh, so... [inhales deeply]
00:46:58.146 --> 00:47:02.229 align:center
Pancreatic cancer is one of
the most aggressive, deadliest cancers,
00:47:02.230 --> 00:47:06.187 align:center
with very poor prognosis,
and early detection is key,
00:47:06.188 --> 00:47:09.937 align:center
but it is incredibly hard
to diagnose at curable phase.
00:47:09.938 --> 00:47:12.104 align:center
But we do have very effective
screening tools,
00:47:12.105 --> 00:47:13.937 align:center
like magnetic resonance imaging,
00:47:13.938 --> 00:47:16.479 align:center
that have proven quite successful
for diagnosis.
00:47:16.480 --> 00:47:18.687 align:center
Yes, but-but that is expensive
00:47:18.688 --> 00:47:22.395 align:center
and often not useful,
due to the position of the pancreas.
00:47:22.396 --> 00:47:25.437 align:center
But biomarkers, specifically blood--
00:47:25.438 --> 00:47:27.645 align:center
This is well-worn territory.
00:47:27.646 --> 00:47:32.312 align:center
Multiple translational research studies
have explored noninvasive biomarkers,
00:47:32.313 --> 00:47:36.521 align:center
and none, alone or in combination,
are superior to CA 19-9.
00:47:37.271 --> 00:47:41.604 align:center
True, yes, but, um,
CA 19-9 can be unreliable
00:47:41.605 --> 00:47:44.312 align:center
due to its lack of expression
in five percent of the population--
00:47:44.313 --> 00:47:45.520 align:center
Unreliable?
00:47:45.521 --> 00:47:46.729 align:center
[chuckling] Ridiculous.
00:47:46.730 --> 00:47:50.479 align:center
Nothing even comes close to it
in terms of sensitivity and specificity.
00:47:50.480 --> 00:47:52.271 align:center
Why pancreatic cancer?
00:47:53.355 --> 00:47:54.354 align:center
Sorry?
00:47:54.355 --> 00:47:57.812 align:center
Uh, look, that's actually irrelevant
and, honestly, invasive.
00:47:57.813 --> 00:47:59.812 align:center
Olive, you don't have to speak to that.
00:47:59.813 --> 00:48:01.937 align:center
Well, personal connection
is what separates
00:48:01.938 --> 00:48:04.770 align:center
the good scientists from the great,
wouldn't you say?
00:48:04.771 --> 00:48:07.145 align:center
You really think you need to have
a personal connection
00:48:07.146 --> 00:48:09.729 align:center
to want to cure cancer, Tom?
00:48:09.730 --> 00:48:12.729 align:center
No, there-there's...
there's no personal connection.
00:48:12.730 --> 00:48:15.729 align:center
I just, um, enjoy being challenged.
00:48:15.730 --> 00:48:18.729 align:center
Well, I hope you also enjoy
being disappointed.
00:48:18.730 --> 00:48:20.729 align:center
- [partygoer scoffs] Harsh.
- [others murmuring]
00:48:20.730 --> 00:48:22.813 align:center
[somber music playing]
00:48:27.563 --> 00:48:29.271 align:center
I'm gonna use the bathroom.
00:48:34.063 --> 00:48:35.854 align:center
- [Dr. Carlsen] Nice.
- [scoffs]
00:48:35.855 --> 00:48:37.688 align:center
- [Olive] Excuse me.
- Oh.
00:48:44.605 --> 00:48:46.187 align:center
[Dr. Carlsen] Olive. Olive, wait.
00:48:46.188 --> 00:48:48.354 align:center
- Where are you going?
- No, I'm going home. I'm sorry.
00:48:48.355 --> 00:48:50.229 align:center
Okay, well, let me take you.
00:48:50.230 --> 00:48:52.562 align:center
- No, stay with your friends.
- They're not my friends.
00:48:52.563 --> 00:48:55.187 align:center
They're professional colleagues
that I have to interact with.
00:48:55.188 --> 00:48:58.229 align:center
- Plea-- Can you just let me drive you?
- No, I want to walk. It's not far.
00:48:58.230 --> 00:49:00.479 align:center
Go back to your cocktail party. I'm fine.
00:49:00.480 --> 00:49:02.229 align:center
I'm not gonna let you walk home alone.
00:49:02.230 --> 00:49:04.895 align:center
- I don't want to talk, Adam.
- Great.
00:49:04.896 --> 00:49:06.520 align:center
I hardly ever want to talk.
00:49:06.521 --> 00:49:08.437 align:center
To anyone.
00:49:08.438 --> 00:49:10.729 align:center
I sounded like I didn't know
what I was talking about.
00:49:10.730 --> 00:49:12.270 align:center
- No, you didn't.
- No, yes, I did.
00:49:12.271 --> 00:49:15.979 align:center
I know what I want to say.
I can't... say it.
00:49:15.980 --> 00:49:18.855 align:center
- I get overwhelmed. I sweat.
- Well, you can't tell.
00:49:20.271 --> 00:49:22.604 align:center
Okay. Wow. That is a lot of, um...
00:49:22.605 --> 00:49:24.729 align:center
But, look, you told
the spider story really well.
00:49:24.730 --> 00:49:26.187 align:center
It was very charming.
00:49:26.188 --> 00:49:27.937 align:center
That's different.
That doesn't mean anything.
00:49:27.938 --> 00:49:29.104 align:center
I was just taunting you.
00:49:29.105 --> 00:49:31.145 align:center
Yeah, no, I got that. Thank you.
00:49:31.146 --> 00:49:34.020 align:center
Oh, Dr. Keeney,
"I hope you enjoy being disappointed."
00:49:34.021 --> 00:49:35.812 align:center
Yeah, I'm addicted to it.
00:49:35.813 --> 00:49:37.187 align:center
That's why I'm a woman in science.
00:49:37.188 --> 00:49:39.104 align:center
See, you just need to be more like Keeney.
00:49:39.105 --> 00:49:41.937 align:center
Carry yourself with the confidence
of a very mediocre white man.
00:49:41.938 --> 00:49:43.063 align:center
[Olive chuckles]
00:49:46.063 --> 00:49:48.187 align:center
- [Olive] I'm not crying, by the way.
- [Dr. Carlsen] Oh, I know.
00:49:48.188 --> 00:49:49.937 align:center
They're those expired contacts.
00:49:49.938 --> 00:49:51.938 align:center
Yeah, I really need to--
00:49:54.438 --> 00:49:56.520 align:center
That was you?
00:49:56.521 --> 00:49:58.480 align:center
In the lab bathroom two years ago?
00:49:59.605 --> 00:50:01.104 align:center
Wow, you really are blind.
00:50:01.105 --> 00:50:03.562 align:center
[chuckling] I can't believe that was you.
00:50:03.563 --> 00:50:05.062 align:center
[gentle music playing]
00:50:05.063 --> 00:50:09.229 align:center
You really calmed me down before
the most important interview of my life.
00:50:09.230 --> 00:50:11.395 align:center
You belong here. You just had to hear it.
00:50:11.396 --> 00:50:13.895 align:center
[indistinct chatter and laughter]
00:50:13.896 --> 00:50:15.271 align:center
Um...
00:50:16.980 --> 00:50:19.187 align:center
You know, for the optics.
00:50:19.188 --> 00:50:20.980 align:center
- Right?
- Right.
00:50:24.021 --> 00:50:26.020 align:center
I lied to everyone
00:50:26.021 --> 00:50:30.062 align:center
about my personal connection
to the research.
00:50:30.063 --> 00:50:31.895 align:center
I-I do.
00:50:31.896 --> 00:50:33.188 align:center
I know.
00:50:34.771 --> 00:50:37.229 align:center
You're passionate and incredibly driven.
00:50:37.230 --> 00:50:39.563 align:center
That comes from somewhere.
00:50:45.896 --> 00:50:49.730 align:center
My mom died from pancreatic cancer
when I was 15.
00:50:51.855 --> 00:50:53.521 align:center
I am so sorry.
00:50:54.938 --> 00:50:56.105 align:center
Thank you.
00:50:57.521 --> 00:50:59.229 align:center
And your father?
00:50:59.230 --> 00:51:04.104 align:center
I didn't know him,
and I had no other family, so...
00:51:04.105 --> 00:51:07.438 align:center
went into foster care
and got out of there at 16.
00:51:12.688 --> 00:51:14.730 align:center
She's my mom.
00:51:18.105 --> 00:51:20.562 align:center
I didn't get enough time with her.
00:51:20.563 --> 00:51:22.104 align:center
Olive, I can't imagine.
00:51:22.105 --> 00:51:23.937 align:center
That must have been so hard.
00:51:23.938 --> 00:51:25.729 align:center
[Olive] I was a unique kid.
00:51:25.730 --> 00:51:28.687 align:center
I mean, I memorized the periodic table
just for fun.
00:51:28.688 --> 00:51:30.437 align:center
- [chuckling] Mm, that's not--
- It is fun.
00:51:30.438 --> 00:51:31.937 align:center
No one would give it a chance.
00:51:31.938 --> 00:51:33.645 align:center
- Mm.
- When my mom died,
00:51:33.646 --> 00:51:37.271 align:center
I lost the one person in the whole world
who believed in me.
00:51:38.605 --> 00:51:42.521 align:center
When she was gone, I was just
completely alone until I met Anh.
00:51:43.521 --> 00:51:45.438 align:center
That's why this is so important to you.
00:51:46.188 --> 00:51:49.395 align:center
This fake dating, it's for Anh.
00:51:49.396 --> 00:51:51.604 align:center
[upbeat music playing in house nearby]
00:51:51.605 --> 00:51:55.980 align:center
Yeah, she's the only family I have,
and I would do anything for her.
00:51:57.105 --> 00:51:58.395 align:center
I should kiss you.
00:51:58.396 --> 00:51:59.730 align:center
What?
00:52:00.313 --> 00:52:02.062 align:center
Your friends, they're watching
from the balcony.
00:52:02.063 --> 00:52:03.687 align:center
- [Olive stammers]
- Yeah, I could-- Yeah.
00:52:03.688 --> 00:52:04.813 align:center
[all gasping, exclaiming]
00:52:05.771 --> 00:52:08.063 align:center
- [Malcolm] Oh... my God.
- [Jeremy] Okay.
00:52:11.855 --> 00:52:13.563 align:center
He's starving.
00:52:17.521 --> 00:52:19.605 align:center
[gentle music playing]
00:52:25.688 --> 00:52:26.688 align:center
[softly] Okay.
00:52:32.188 --> 00:52:33.645 align:center
Good night.
00:52:33.646 --> 00:52:35.146 align:center
Uh, good night.
00:52:41.188 --> 00:52:42.562 align:center
[squeaking]
00:52:42.563 --> 00:52:44.520 align:center
- Dude, you're killing me.
- [door opens]
00:52:44.521 --> 00:52:46.687 align:center
Your "hanging from a wire" genes
are genetically modified.
00:52:46.688 --> 00:52:48.437 align:center
You're not supposed to be good at this.
00:52:48.438 --> 00:52:49.979 align:center
[Dr. Benton] I thought
I might find you here.
00:52:49.980 --> 00:52:52.105 align:center
Hi, Dr. Benton.
00:52:53.188 --> 00:52:56.270 align:center
I'm so sorry that I left
the party abruptly.
00:52:56.271 --> 00:52:59.562 align:center
I did not give a good explanation
of my work.
00:52:59.563 --> 00:53:02.645 align:center
I know our meeting is Wednesday,
but I read your research.
00:53:02.646 --> 00:53:04.604 align:center
And while it really does show
a lot of promise--
00:53:04.605 --> 00:53:07.104 align:center
You don't want to fund it.
You don't have to explain. It's fine.
00:53:07.105 --> 00:53:08.687 align:center
No.
00:53:08.688 --> 00:53:10.604 align:center
I need to hear more about the specifics.
00:53:10.605 --> 00:53:13.979 align:center
What techniques you're using,
what challenges you foresee.
00:53:13.980 --> 00:53:15.854 align:center
When you have the proper time to prepare.
00:53:15.855 --> 00:53:17.854 align:center
Okay. Well, thank you so much, Dr. Benton.
00:53:17.855 --> 00:53:20.479 align:center
I can present something to you
later this week.
00:53:20.480 --> 00:53:23.605 align:center
I was actually thinking of something
on a little larger scale.
00:53:24.230 --> 00:53:26.438 align:center
- Will you walk with me?
- Yes.
00:53:29.021 --> 00:53:31.187 align:center
So, I am on the board
of the SBD conference
00:53:31.188 --> 00:53:33.604 align:center
- scheduled in a couple weeks.
- Mm-hmm.
00:53:33.605 --> 00:53:35.979 align:center
I would love for you to present
your abstract there.
00:53:35.980 --> 00:53:38.020 align:center
Stop.
00:53:38.021 --> 00:53:40.270 align:center
The Society for Biological Development
conference?
00:53:40.271 --> 00:53:43.229 align:center
- That's the one.
- Oh, my God. That's huge.
00:53:43.230 --> 00:53:44.770 align:center
- [laughs]
- That's huge.
00:53:44.771 --> 00:53:47.395 align:center
That's for people
with extra letters behind their names.
00:53:47.396 --> 00:53:50.145 align:center
I don't have those extra letters yet.
00:53:50.146 --> 00:53:51.479 align:center
My friends and I are going.
00:53:51.480 --> 00:53:54.354 align:center
We're just going to listen
to the people speak.
00:53:54.355 --> 00:53:56.729 align:center
Well, I'll be able to hear
your entire proposal.
00:53:56.730 --> 00:53:59.187 align:center
- Okay.
- In its proper context.
00:53:59.188 --> 00:54:02.895 align:center
- Okay.
- I... consider it part of my apology
00:54:02.896 --> 00:54:05.479 align:center
- for putting you on the spot.
- Oh, no. It's okay.
00:54:05.480 --> 00:54:07.520 align:center
You're fine.
00:54:07.521 --> 00:54:09.520 align:center
- So, are you in?
- Yes. Oh, my God, yes.
00:54:09.521 --> 00:54:11.354 align:center
Thank you so much.
00:54:11.355 --> 00:54:14.645 align:center
I feel like I have to ask:
00:54:14.646 --> 00:54:17.188 align:center
Is this only happening
because I'm Adam's girlfriend?
00:54:18.063 --> 00:54:20.062 align:center
- Hardly.
- Okay. [chuckles softly]
00:54:20.063 --> 00:54:22.979 align:center
You know, back in our undergrad days
at Harvard,
00:54:22.980 --> 00:54:24.480 align:center
I was known as the mean one.
00:54:25.063 --> 00:54:29.021 align:center
Well, you can shove those tissue samples
up your ass, because I quit!
00:54:30.605 --> 00:54:31.605 align:center
Nice.
00:54:33.980 --> 00:54:35.312 align:center
Hey.
00:54:35.313 --> 00:54:38.770 align:center
Hi. Um, Tom...
00:54:38.771 --> 00:54:40.645 align:center
Let me guess. Rain check on lunch?
00:54:40.646 --> 00:54:41.729 align:center
Yeah. You mind?
00:54:41.730 --> 00:54:45.020 align:center
A spot just unexpectedly opened up
on my research team.
00:54:45.021 --> 00:54:46.854 align:center
Olive, always a pleasure.
00:54:46.855 --> 00:54:47.937 align:center
Thank you so much.
00:54:47.938 --> 00:54:50.479 align:center
I look forward to hearing you present
at the conference.
00:54:50.480 --> 00:54:51.770 align:center
[Olive] Yeah.
00:54:51.771 --> 00:54:53.520 align:center
Good luck finding a replacement, buddy.
00:54:53.521 --> 00:54:56.020 align:center
[intriguing music playing]
00:54:56.021 --> 00:54:57.479 align:center
You're speaking at the SBD conference?
00:54:57.480 --> 00:55:01.020 align:center
Yes, if I don't have a stroke first,
which is likely.
00:55:01.021 --> 00:55:02.521 align:center
[Dr. Carlsen] Wow.
00:55:04.271 --> 00:55:07.104 align:center
Hey, you know, your research students
may not quit all the time
00:55:07.105 --> 00:55:09.937 align:center
if you tried being a tiny bit nicer.
00:55:09.938 --> 00:55:12.521 align:center
You could show them a softer side of you.
00:55:13.563 --> 00:55:14.979 align:center
Adam Slightly Less Evil.
00:55:14.980 --> 00:55:16.437 align:center
Okay, smart-ass.
00:55:16.438 --> 00:55:18.896 align:center
And how exactly do you suggest
I go about doing that?
00:55:19.938 --> 00:55:21.354 align:center
You could come out with us tonight.
00:55:21.355 --> 00:55:22.562 align:center
- There's a party.
- [elevator bell dings]
00:55:22.563 --> 00:55:24.687 align:center
Okay? Anh's gonna be there.
We can look couple-y.
00:55:24.688 --> 00:55:26.021 align:center
[Dr. Carlsen] Mm.
00:55:27.521 --> 00:55:30.020 align:center
I went to Dr. Fastuca's with you.
00:55:30.021 --> 00:55:31.521 align:center
Okay.
00:55:33.396 --> 00:55:34.895 align:center
- I'll come.
- Thank you.
00:55:34.896 --> 00:55:36.854 align:center
- [♪ MANICS sing "Make Out Room"]
- ♪ Lose control...
00:55:36.855 --> 00:55:38.562 align:center
[Jonathan] Drunk or high?
00:55:38.563 --> 00:55:40.562 align:center
- We're making teams: drunk or high?
- [partygoer] High!
00:55:40.563 --> 00:55:41.854 align:center
Ava, Ava.
00:55:41.855 --> 00:55:43.229 align:center
- Drunk or high?
- Very drunk.
00:55:43.230 --> 00:55:44.604 align:center
[Emma] High, obviously.
00:55:44.605 --> 00:55:46.312 align:center
[Jonathan] Even better. Get in there.
00:55:46.313 --> 00:55:48.895 align:center
- Drunk or high?
- [Anh] No way.
00:55:48.896 --> 00:55:50.437 align:center
[Olive] Okay, lock in.
00:55:50.438 --> 00:55:52.020 align:center
[lively chatter and laughter]
00:55:52.021 --> 00:55:53.479 align:center
- Hi.
- Hi.
00:55:53.480 --> 00:55:56.062 align:center
I did not believe
you would actually show up.
00:55:56.063 --> 00:55:58.520 align:center
Well, I guess I'm just, uh,
full of surprises.
00:55:58.521 --> 00:56:00.271 align:center
Yes, you are, aren't you?
00:56:02.021 --> 00:56:04.729 align:center
- You want to play?
- Oh, no. I'm fine.
00:56:04.730 --> 00:56:06.479 align:center
Come on, it's fun.
00:56:06.480 --> 00:56:07.812 align:center
Is it fun?
00:56:07.813 --> 00:56:10.105 align:center
Yes. Let's go.
00:56:11.313 --> 00:56:12.813 align:center
[whispers] Let's go.
00:56:13.813 --> 00:56:16.187 align:center
[Olive] One team is high.
The other is drunk.
00:56:16.188 --> 00:56:19.812 align:center
They both execute the same challenge
to see who performs it better.
00:56:19.813 --> 00:56:21.979 align:center
What about the control group?
00:56:21.980 --> 00:56:23.479 align:center
No one wants to be in that group.
00:56:23.480 --> 00:56:24.895 align:center
[partygoer whispering] Look who's here.
00:56:24.896 --> 00:56:26.562 align:center
- Dr. Evil, man.
- Why is he here?
00:56:26.563 --> 00:56:28.104 align:center
But it's not a true experiment
00:56:28.105 --> 00:56:30.230 align:center
- if there's no control group.
- [Jonathan] Coming through.
00:56:31.563 --> 00:56:33.604 align:center
[whistles] Teams!
00:56:33.605 --> 00:56:35.479 align:center
Your objective is simple.
00:56:35.480 --> 00:56:38.104 align:center
Build a working Rube Goldberg machine.
00:56:38.105 --> 00:56:39.187 align:center
- A what?
- Ugh.
00:56:39.188 --> 00:56:42.937 align:center
One action sets off a series of chain
reactions that leads to a final task.
00:56:42.938 --> 00:56:44.187 align:center
Try to keep up.
00:56:44.188 --> 00:56:46.355 align:center
[Malcolm] That final task is...
00:56:47.605 --> 00:56:49.895 align:center
...blowing up these balloons.
00:56:49.896 --> 00:56:51.479 align:center
[excited chatter]
00:56:51.480 --> 00:56:53.395 align:center
You have 15 minutes to complete.
00:56:53.396 --> 00:56:55.854 align:center
You can use any item you find
in the apartment.
00:56:55.855 --> 00:57:00.645 align:center
If you leave, you will be disqualified.
00:57:00.646 --> 00:57:02.187 align:center
What about pee breaks?
00:57:02.188 --> 00:57:04.687 align:center
One time, I didn't leave the lab
for 36 hours.
00:57:04.688 --> 00:57:05.937 align:center
I peed in a bucket.
00:57:05.938 --> 00:57:07.020 align:center
- [groaning]
- Gross.
00:57:07.021 --> 00:57:09.688 align:center
- That is so hardcore.
- Yeah.
00:57:10.438 --> 00:57:12.187 align:center
[Malcolm] Teams,
you will be rewarded points
00:57:12.188 --> 00:57:14.687 align:center
for creativity and for execution.
00:57:14.688 --> 00:57:18.104 align:center
For objectivity's sake,
I am both drunk and high.
00:57:18.105 --> 00:57:19.520 align:center
- [laughter]
- [partygoer] Yeah, you are.
00:57:19.521 --> 00:57:22.021 align:center
- Your time begins...
- [partygoer 2] Super impartial.
00:57:22.896 --> 00:57:23.895 align:center
Ah-ah-ah. What?
00:57:23.896 --> 00:57:25.438 align:center
[light laughter]
00:57:26.855 --> 00:57:28.145 align:center
- Now!
- Go, go, go! Get out of the way!
00:57:28.146 --> 00:57:29.562 align:center
[♪ Freestylers feat. Alaska MC sing
"Bounce to This"]
00:57:29.563 --> 00:57:31.145 align:center
McConnell, you don't even smoke weed!
00:57:31.146 --> 00:57:33.062 align:center
I-I-I got a contact high
on the drive over.
00:57:33.063 --> 00:57:34.604 align:center
- That doesn't count.
- It counts! [yells]
00:57:34.605 --> 00:57:36.021 align:center
I hate you!
00:57:36.771 --> 00:57:38.687 align:center
- You're going down!
- Come on, come on, come on, come on!
00:57:38.688 --> 00:57:40.395 align:center
♪ Bounce to this,
hold your hands high in the air...
00:57:40.396 --> 00:57:41.563 align:center
[Jonathan] Paper towels!
00:57:42.521 --> 00:57:44.229 align:center
- Got it!
- Come on, come on, come on!
00:57:44.230 --> 00:57:45.812 align:center
[lively, overlapping chatter]
00:57:45.813 --> 00:57:47.354 align:center
♪ Now, hear this...
00:57:47.355 --> 00:57:49.438 align:center
[lively chatter continues]
00:57:52.396 --> 00:57:53.479 align:center
That could work.
00:57:53.480 --> 00:57:56.020 align:center
[partygoer] Oh, perfect! Yeah!
00:57:56.021 --> 00:57:57.896 align:center
[Emma] Skateboard.
00:57:59.730 --> 00:58:01.563 align:center
Ooh, baby.
00:58:05.563 --> 00:58:06.937 align:center
♪ Did you come to party? ♪
00:58:06.938 --> 00:58:08.479 align:center
♪ Yeah, we came to party...
00:58:08.480 --> 00:58:10.063 align:center
[gasps] Wait.
00:58:11.230 --> 00:58:12.895 align:center
She's got something.
00:58:12.896 --> 00:58:14.520 align:center
[chuckling] Hey.
00:58:14.521 --> 00:58:16.520 align:center
[laughs] Okay, okay, okay.
00:58:16.521 --> 00:58:17.980 align:center
[Emma] Tea.
00:58:19.855 --> 00:58:21.812 align:center
Coffee.
00:58:21.813 --> 00:58:25.438 align:center
Lemonade contains citric acid and...
00:58:26.521 --> 00:58:28.145 align:center
- Sodium bicarbonate.
- There it is.
00:58:28.146 --> 00:58:30.604 align:center
Yes. Of course.
00:58:30.605 --> 00:58:32.020 align:center
- Hey.
- What?
00:58:32.021 --> 00:58:33.937 align:center
- What are you doing?
- Just talking about lemonade?
00:58:33.938 --> 00:58:35.770 align:center
- No, you can't help.
- Mm.
00:58:35.771 --> 00:58:37.104 align:center
- You're helping her.
- What?
00:58:37.105 --> 00:58:38.812 align:center
- You're helping the competition.
- Oh, no.
00:58:38.813 --> 00:58:40.479 align:center
[Ava] Yeah, what'd you expect?
00:58:40.480 --> 00:58:43.270 align:center
I heard he left his own mom
at the restaurant on her birthday
00:58:43.271 --> 00:58:46.771 align:center
so he could redo a whole-cell
patch-clamp sealing that was too low.
00:58:48.521 --> 00:58:50.770 align:center
That's totally absurd.
00:58:50.771 --> 00:58:53.145 align:center
My patch-clamp technique is impeccable.
00:58:53.146 --> 00:58:55.646 align:center
[laughter]
00:58:58.396 --> 00:59:00.980 align:center
- [dramatic music playing]
- [quiet chatter]
00:59:02.146 --> 00:59:05.437 align:center
Ready, set, go!
00:59:05.438 --> 00:59:07.187 align:center
- [excited chatter and shouting]
- Go, go, go, go, go!
00:59:07.188 --> 00:59:09.605 align:center
- [whirring]
- Yes, yes.
00:59:11.605 --> 00:59:14.020 align:center
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:59:14.021 --> 00:59:17.354 align:center
[excited chatter continues]
00:59:17.355 --> 00:59:20.020 align:center
- [whooping]
- [partygoer] Go, go! Come on!
00:59:20.021 --> 00:59:22.313 align:center
[Anh] Go, go, go, go, go! Oh, oh! Yes!
00:59:23.980 --> 00:59:25.187 align:center
Oh!
00:59:25.188 --> 00:59:27.145 align:center
[cheering]
00:59:27.146 --> 00:59:28.770 align:center
Team High, baby!
00:59:28.771 --> 00:59:29.895 align:center
Wait, what?
00:59:29.896 --> 00:59:31.437 align:center
- That was awesome. Thank you.
- Really good.
00:59:31.438 --> 00:59:32.729 align:center
[Emma] Thanks.
00:59:32.730 --> 00:59:33.937 align:center
No.
00:59:33.938 --> 00:59:35.854 align:center
- Yes.
- [excited chatter]
00:59:35.855 --> 00:59:38.188 align:center
["Head Over Heels" playing]
00:59:40.021 --> 00:59:43.687 align:center
Your theories are compelling,
but just slow it all down.
00:59:43.688 --> 00:59:47.062 align:center
Remember, we're here to listen
to what you have to say.
00:59:47.063 --> 00:59:49.770 align:center
Right. I'm speaking quickly
because I'm nervous.
00:59:49.771 --> 00:59:52.145 align:center
- Yeah.
- But, okay, so after the introduction...
00:59:52.146 --> 00:59:54.687 align:center
[voices fade]
00:59:54.688 --> 00:59:57.062 align:center
♪ ♪
00:59:57.063 --> 00:59:59.979 align:center
[Anh and Jeremy] ♪ Head over heels,
where should I go? ♪
00:59:59.980 --> 01:00:03.104 align:center
- ♪ Can't stop myself, out of control ♪
- [indistinct conversation]
01:00:03.105 --> 01:00:06.020 align:center
♪ Head over heels, no time to think ♪
01:00:06.021 --> 01:00:08.229 align:center
♪ Looks like the whole world's...
01:00:08.230 --> 01:00:09.812 align:center
Yeah, this is Pickles at the beach.
01:00:09.813 --> 01:00:12.687 align:center
- Mm-hmm.
- This is Pickles on my dad's new rug.
01:00:12.688 --> 01:00:14.604 align:center
- Oh.
- [laughs] He made a mess on that one.
01:00:14.605 --> 01:00:16.520 align:center
- He did?
- Right shortly after.
01:00:16.521 --> 01:00:18.645 align:center
And, uh... oh, he's so cute.
01:00:18.646 --> 01:00:20.395 align:center
He's such a good boy.
01:00:20.396 --> 01:00:22.687 align:center
♪ I've nearly lost all track of time ♪
01:00:22.688 --> 01:00:26.062 align:center
- [♪ The Go-Go's sing "Head Over Heels"]
- ♪ In every direction ♪
01:00:26.063 --> 01:00:29.104 align:center
♪ I couldn't see the warning signs ♪
01:00:29.105 --> 01:00:32.479 align:center
♪ I must be losin' it ♪
01:00:32.480 --> 01:00:34.895 align:center
♪ 'Cause my mind plays tricks on me ♪
01:00:34.896 --> 01:00:37.395 align:center
♪ It looked so easy ♪
01:00:37.396 --> 01:00:40.979 align:center
♪ But you know looks sometimes deceive ♪
01:00:40.980 --> 01:00:42.770 align:center
- Mm-mm.
- It's not poison.
01:00:42.771 --> 01:00:44.938 align:center
No, I don't know that.
01:00:46.896 --> 01:00:49.146 align:center
Guess some of us just care more.
01:00:51.188 --> 01:00:53.355 align:center
- I've been here for eight hours.
- Quitter.
01:00:54.438 --> 01:00:56.729 align:center
[indistinct chatter and laughter nearby]
01:00:56.730 --> 01:00:59.687 align:center
♪ Been running so hard ♪
01:00:59.688 --> 01:01:02.770 align:center
♪ when what I need is to unwind ♪
01:01:02.771 --> 01:01:05.770 align:center
♪ The voice of reason ♪
01:01:05.771 --> 01:01:08.812 align:center
♪ is one I left so far behind ♪
01:01:08.813 --> 01:01:12.437 align:center
- ♪ I've waited so long ♪
- [indistinct chatter over laptop]
01:01:12.438 --> 01:01:15.104 align:center
♪ so long to play this part ♪
01:01:15.105 --> 01:01:17.687 align:center
♪ and just remembered ♪
01:01:17.688 --> 01:01:22.021 align:center
♪ that I'd forgotten about my heart ♪
01:01:23.105 --> 01:01:25.230 align:center
- He's coming.
- [Dr. Carlsen clears throat]
01:01:25.980 --> 01:01:27.229 align:center
- Hi.
- Hi.
01:01:27.230 --> 01:01:29.145 align:center
- Nice to see you. Yeah, it's good.
- Nice.
01:01:29.146 --> 01:01:30.604 align:center
- Oh, hi.
- [Dr. Fastuca] Dr. Carlsen.
01:01:30.605 --> 01:01:32.188 align:center
- Olive.
- Hi.
01:01:33.355 --> 01:01:34.479 align:center
Is he gone?
01:01:34.480 --> 01:01:35.854 align:center
He's gone.
01:01:35.855 --> 01:01:37.396 align:center
- See you later.
- See you later.
01:01:39.105 --> 01:01:41.770 align:center
Oh, right. It's Fluchella today.
01:01:41.771 --> 01:01:43.020 align:center
I'm afraid to ask.
01:01:43.021 --> 01:01:44.895 align:center
It's free flu shots
for students and faculty.
01:01:44.896 --> 01:01:49.395 align:center
They call it Fluchella, like Coachella,
minus all the fun music and body glitter.
01:01:49.396 --> 01:01:51.395 align:center
And someone stabs you
in the arm with a needle.
01:01:51.396 --> 01:01:52.937 align:center
- Mm.
- Come on.
01:01:52.938 --> 01:01:56.104 align:center
Dr. Fastuca's in line. You can look
boyfriend-y when you comfort me.
01:01:56.105 --> 01:01:58.020 align:center
Uh, no, thanks. I'm good.
01:01:58.021 --> 01:02:00.479 align:center
- Did you already get yours?
- No. I just never get sick.
01:02:00.480 --> 01:02:03.395 align:center
As a scientist, that's an objectively
ridiculous statement to make.
01:02:03.396 --> 01:02:04.521 align:center
Hmm.
01:02:05.855 --> 01:02:07.645 align:center
- Oh, Adam.
- What?
01:02:07.646 --> 01:02:09.312 align:center
Are you scared of needles?
01:02:09.313 --> 01:02:10.895 align:center
No. No.
01:02:10.896 --> 01:02:12.395 align:center
[stammers, scoffs] I don't love them.
01:02:12.396 --> 01:02:13.895 align:center
- But I'm not scared of them.
- Oh.
01:02:13.896 --> 01:02:15.395 align:center
Olive. I'm not sc-- Olive.
01:02:15.396 --> 01:02:17.354 align:center
♪ Head over heels, where should I go? ♪
01:02:17.355 --> 01:02:20.605 align:center
♪ Can't stop myself, out of control...
01:02:23.521 --> 01:02:24.979 align:center
- Are you okay?
- Hmm?
01:02:24.980 --> 01:02:26.520 align:center
I'm great. I'm fine.
01:02:26.521 --> 01:02:28.312 align:center
You know who else is terrified of needles?
01:02:28.313 --> 01:02:30.312 align:center
- Anh.
- You know who's not terrified of needles?
01:02:30.313 --> 01:02:31.937 align:center
- Me.
- First Fluchella,
01:02:31.938 --> 01:02:35.520 align:center
I held her hand, I got her to tell me
about her first science project.
01:02:35.521 --> 01:02:37.854 align:center
When the nurse was done,
she hadn't felt a thing.
01:02:37.855 --> 01:02:38.979 align:center
- Ready?
- I'm good.
01:02:38.980 --> 01:02:41.812 align:center
I'm so-- Okay, it was second grade,
01:02:41.813 --> 01:02:45.062 align:center
and it involved a lot of Popsicle sticks
and some craft glue.
01:02:45.063 --> 01:02:46.895 align:center
Mm-hmm. You're good.
01:02:46.896 --> 01:02:47.979 align:center
- Hmm?
- You're finished.
01:02:47.980 --> 01:02:49.437 align:center
You're good. I'm proud of you.
01:02:49.438 --> 01:02:51.145 align:center
[laughter]
01:02:51.146 --> 01:02:54.062 align:center
Okay, I am definitely gonna
have sex with him.
01:02:54.063 --> 01:02:57.270 align:center
Like, "crazy, hot, we should have
done this ages ago" sex.
01:02:57.271 --> 01:02:58.937 align:center
[laughter]
01:02:58.938 --> 01:03:01.145 align:center
I was gonna wait because sometimes
people have sex with you
01:03:01.146 --> 01:03:02.895 align:center
and then just immediately lose interest.
01:03:02.896 --> 01:03:05.020 align:center
Ugh. I'm a Sagittarius.
01:03:05.021 --> 01:03:07.145 align:center
It's in my nature. We can't be tamed.
01:03:07.146 --> 01:03:09.187 align:center
I'm just gonna go for it.
01:03:09.188 --> 01:03:12.520 align:center
I realize I'm not even worried,
because it's, you know, Jeremy.
01:03:12.521 --> 01:03:16.437 align:center
Just wrap it before you tap it,
'cause I am too young to be a guncle.
01:03:16.438 --> 01:03:18.687 align:center
- I'm so happy for you guys.
- [Anh] Mm.
01:03:18.688 --> 01:03:19.937 align:center
I really am.
01:03:19.938 --> 01:03:22.812 align:center
So, I am kicking you out of our hotel room
for the SBD conference.
01:03:22.813 --> 01:03:24.645 align:center
- Sorry, but beat it.
- Wait. What?
01:03:24.646 --> 01:03:28.020 align:center
You know that I love you, but I want
to invite Jeremy to stay with me
01:03:28.021 --> 01:03:30.770 align:center
so we can have hot hotel room sex.
01:03:30.771 --> 01:03:32.979 align:center
Oh! [squeals excitedly] Finally.
01:03:32.980 --> 01:03:34.520 align:center
Wait. Where am I gonna stay?
01:03:34.521 --> 01:03:37.062 align:center
All the hotels are already booked up.
I will never find a place.
01:03:37.063 --> 01:03:38.479 align:center
What are you talking about?
01:03:38.480 --> 01:03:40.395 align:center
You will stay with your boyfriend.
01:03:40.396 --> 01:03:41.813 align:center
Adam's going, right?
01:03:42.521 --> 01:03:44.354 align:center
Oh. Yeah.
01:03:44.355 --> 01:03:45.480 align:center
He's-- Yeah.
01:03:46.438 --> 01:03:48.062 align:center
Yeah, I'll stay with Adam.
01:03:48.063 --> 01:03:50.895 align:center
- [clicks tongue]
- [Anh] Okay, then you'll stay with Adam.
01:03:50.896 --> 01:03:51.979 align:center
Good idea.
01:03:51.980 --> 01:03:53.145 align:center
- [Anh] Good.
- [Malcolm] Yeah.
01:03:53.146 --> 01:03:55.229 align:center
[Anh] Okay, you have to stop stealing
the Sephora samples.
01:03:55.230 --> 01:03:56.312 align:center
It's out of control.
01:03:56.313 --> 01:03:58.020 align:center
[lighthearted music playing]
01:03:58.021 --> 01:03:59.895 align:center
[Dr. Carlsen inhales deeply,
clicks tongue]
01:03:59.896 --> 01:04:01.687 align:center
Jamie...
01:04:01.688 --> 01:04:03.979 align:center
[sobbing] Oh, God.
01:04:03.980 --> 01:04:06.187 align:center
I haven't even said anything yet.
01:04:06.188 --> 01:04:08.354 align:center
[crying] You're gonna kick me
off the team, aren't you?
01:04:08.355 --> 01:04:10.104 align:center
Just say it.
01:04:10.105 --> 01:04:14.104 align:center
I noticed your bacterial cultures had
unusually high organic diol levels,
01:04:14.105 --> 01:04:17.688 align:center
indicating to me that the samples
may have been contaminated.
01:04:18.896 --> 01:04:21.937 align:center
I spilled a little bit of Mountain Dew
onto the control sample.
01:04:21.938 --> 01:04:26.104 align:center
I thought I saved it, but maybe
a little snuck in somehow.
01:04:26.105 --> 01:04:28.270 align:center
- I don't know.
- Mm, yes, I think so.
01:04:28.271 --> 01:04:30.604 align:center
[sobbing] I'm sorry.
01:04:30.605 --> 01:04:34.646 align:center
Next time, you have to scrap
all the samples and start over.
01:04:37.605 --> 01:04:39.729 align:center
- Next time?
- Mm-hmm.
01:04:39.730 --> 01:04:41.480 align:center
You're not kicking me off the team?
01:04:42.188 --> 01:04:43.313 align:center
Apparently not, no.
01:04:44.438 --> 01:04:46.396 align:center
[sobbing] But why?
01:04:47.688 --> 01:04:49.729 align:center
Everyone makes mistakes.
01:04:49.730 --> 01:04:51.187 align:center
Oh, my God.
01:04:51.188 --> 01:04:53.812 align:center
Thank you so much, Dr. Carlsen.
01:04:53.813 --> 01:04:55.770 align:center
You have no idea what this means to me.
01:04:55.771 --> 01:04:57.479 align:center
Thank you. I will never let you down.
01:04:57.480 --> 01:05:01.687 align:center
Jamie, everyone makes mistakes,
but everyone on my team makes one mistake.
01:05:01.688 --> 01:05:02.937 align:center
One. You hear me?
01:05:02.938 --> 01:05:05.104 align:center
One. Yes, sir, I got it.
01:05:05.105 --> 01:05:07.062 align:center
Thank you so much.
01:05:07.063 --> 01:05:09.229 align:center
Oh, it's okay. It's empty.
01:05:09.230 --> 01:05:10.812 align:center
Thank you so much, Dr. Carlsen.
01:05:10.813 --> 01:05:12.145 align:center
Thank you.
01:05:12.146 --> 01:05:14.355 align:center
He didn't kick me off the team.
01:05:15.355 --> 01:05:18.605 align:center
[muffled yelling]
01:05:20.230 --> 01:05:21.438 align:center
[sighs]
01:05:22.646 --> 01:05:24.021 align:center
[Olive] Hello.
01:05:25.063 --> 01:05:26.396 align:center
- Hello.
- [chuckles]
01:05:27.521 --> 01:05:28.979 align:center
You are killing me.
01:05:28.980 --> 01:05:31.812 align:center
[laughing] Stop. You're doing so well.
01:05:31.813 --> 01:05:33.687 align:center
You've dropped
in the student polls this week.
01:05:33.688 --> 01:05:35.020 align:center
Dr. Keeney edged you out
01:05:35.021 --> 01:05:38.229 align:center
for the mentor people would like to see
spontaneously combust.
01:05:38.230 --> 01:05:39.605 align:center
Oh, well, there is that.
01:05:40.480 --> 01:05:42.230 align:center
What about you?
You ready for the conference?
01:05:42.980 --> 01:05:44.437 align:center
- No.
- You are.
01:05:44.438 --> 01:05:46.979 align:center
Just remember to double-check
the order of your slides beforehand and--
01:05:46.980 --> 01:05:50.104 align:center
No, no, no, it's-it's not that. Um,
I don't have a place to stay in Boston.
01:05:50.105 --> 01:05:51.562 align:center
I thought you were going with Anh.
01:05:51.563 --> 01:05:53.145 align:center
Yeah, that's why I stopped by.
01:05:53.146 --> 01:05:56.979 align:center
The good news is
Anh and Jeremy are getting together,
01:05:56.980 --> 01:05:58.395 align:center
- so yay.
- Hey.
01:05:58.396 --> 01:06:00.688 align:center
We're the best fake daters.
01:06:01.896 --> 01:06:03.145 align:center
What's the bad news?
01:06:03.146 --> 01:06:06.729 align:center
Uh, she kicked me out of the room
so they can have hot hotel room sex,
01:06:06.730 --> 01:06:08.270 align:center
and now I have nowhere to stay,
01:06:08.271 --> 01:06:10.854 align:center
and everywhere within a hundred miles
of the conference is fully booked,
01:06:10.855 --> 01:06:12.354 align:center
and they think I'm staying with you.
01:06:12.355 --> 01:06:14.229 align:center
- Obviously, I'm not.
- Why? You can stay with me
01:06:14.230 --> 01:06:15.854 align:center
at the conference hotel.
01:06:15.855 --> 01:06:17.104 align:center
It's a double.
01:06:17.105 --> 01:06:18.479 align:center
It's not. It's one bed.
01:06:18.480 --> 01:06:20.312 align:center
What? No, I have the confirmation booking.
It's two beds.
01:06:20.313 --> 01:06:23.104 align:center
Yeah, they say it's a double,
and then something always happens.
01:06:23.105 --> 01:06:26.520 align:center
Like a pipe burst, the hotel's overbooked,
they switch rooms.
01:06:26.521 --> 01:06:28.104 align:center
[snaps fingers]
01:06:28.105 --> 01:06:29.729 align:center
One bed.
01:06:29.730 --> 01:06:33.145 align:center
Look, smart-ass, I'm leaving
the conference a day early anyway.
01:06:33.146 --> 01:06:35.645 align:center
You can have the room all to yourself.
It's just for one night.
01:06:35.646 --> 01:06:38.187 align:center
There are definitely two beds. It's fine.
01:06:38.188 --> 01:06:39.355 align:center
We're adults.
01:06:40.146 --> 01:06:42.562 align:center
- Okay.
- [gentle music playing]
01:06:42.563 --> 01:06:43.812 align:center
Well, thank you.
01:06:43.813 --> 01:06:45.230 align:center
I appreciate it.
01:06:46.105 --> 01:06:50.480 align:center
[clears throat] And, Olive, um,
I am... I am sorry.
01:06:51.563 --> 01:06:52.645 align:center
For what?
01:06:52.646 --> 01:06:55.395 align:center
I know you want Anh to be happy,
01:06:55.396 --> 01:06:59.313 align:center
but I also know that you have
feelings for Jeremy.
01:07:00.855 --> 01:07:02.855 align:center
Those can't be easy to ignore.
01:07:04.063 --> 01:07:05.937 align:center
Right.
01:07:05.938 --> 01:07:07.312 align:center
I'll be okay.
01:07:07.313 --> 01:07:08.813 align:center
I'll see you in Boston.
01:07:09.396 --> 01:07:10.604 align:center
See you.
01:07:10.605 --> 01:07:13.605 align:center
[♪ Lucius sings "Until We Get There"]
01:07:18.313 --> 01:07:20.105 align:center
[car horns honking]
01:07:24.938 --> 01:07:27.438 align:center
♪ What do you say? ♪
01:07:28.688 --> 01:07:31.230 align:center
- [Olive] Thank you.
- ♪ Is this the time ♪
01:07:32.563 --> 01:07:35.188 align:center
♪ for one more try ♪
01:07:36.355 --> 01:07:39.312 align:center
♪ at a happy life? ♪
01:07:39.313 --> 01:07:41.312 align:center
- [sighs] Oh, it's always one bed.
- [lock beeps, clicks]
01:07:41.313 --> 01:07:44.145 align:center
♪ What do you say? ♪
01:07:44.146 --> 01:07:47.230 align:center
♪ Is this unwise ♪
01:07:48.355 --> 01:07:49.562 align:center
Hmm.
01:07:49.563 --> 01:07:52.020 align:center
♪ to think my fears ♪
01:07:52.021 --> 01:07:55.021 align:center
♪ will not reprise? ♪
01:07:56.313 --> 01:08:00.104 align:center
♪ Woo-hoo-hoo ♪
01:08:00.105 --> 01:08:05.480 align:center
♪ Ooh-hoo-hoo, ooh-hoo-hoo ♪
01:08:07.896 --> 01:08:09.688 align:center
♪ Woo-hoo-hoo ♪
01:08:11.896 --> 01:08:15.812 align:center
♪ Woo-hoo-hoo ♪
01:08:15.813 --> 01:08:21.521 align:center
♪ Ooh-hoo-hoo, ooh-hoo-hoo ♪
01:08:23.563 --> 01:08:25.687 align:center
♪ Woo-hoo-hoo ♪
01:08:25.688 --> 01:08:28.062 align:center
♪ You know I wanna get there ♪
01:08:28.063 --> 01:08:29.604 align:center
[sniffs]
01:08:29.605 --> 01:08:31.479 align:center
♪ Won't know until we get there ♪
01:08:31.480 --> 01:08:33.729 align:center
- ♪ Ooh-hoo-hoo ♪
- [lock beeps, clicks]
01:08:33.730 --> 01:08:35.855 align:center
[clattering]
01:08:37.063 --> 01:08:38.521 align:center
- [Olive sighs]
- What was that?
01:08:39.355 --> 01:08:41.270 align:center
Uh, like, someone upstairs.
01:08:41.271 --> 01:08:42.771 align:center
Huh.
01:08:44.271 --> 01:08:45.813 align:center
Hi. Um...
01:08:46.896 --> 01:08:48.188 align:center
Hi.
01:08:49.938 --> 01:08:51.895 align:center
Uh, how are you feeling about today?
01:08:51.896 --> 01:08:55.229 align:center
Good. Uh, you know, I wish I was dead,
but other than that, good.
01:08:55.230 --> 01:08:57.437 align:center
No, you're gonna be great.
01:08:57.438 --> 01:08:58.645 align:center
You got your script ready?
01:08:58.646 --> 01:09:00.062 align:center
- Your slides?
- Yeah.
01:09:00.063 --> 01:09:01.520 align:center
Got the blazer for your sweat?
01:09:01.521 --> 01:09:03.520 align:center
I taped little maxi pads under the pits.
01:09:03.521 --> 01:09:04.687 align:center
Little trick of the trade.
01:09:04.688 --> 01:09:06.479 align:center
Genius.
01:09:06.480 --> 01:09:08.729 align:center
Uh... oh, uh, what time is
your presentation?
01:09:08.730 --> 01:09:11.437 align:center
It's in an hour. Thankfully, it overlaps
with the keynote address,
01:09:11.438 --> 01:09:13.687 align:center
so probably only a handful
of people will be there.
01:09:13.688 --> 01:09:16.854 align:center
Anh and Jeremy, maybe some random tourists
who wander into the wrong room.
01:09:16.855 --> 01:09:17.895 align:center
And me.
01:09:17.896 --> 01:09:19.729 align:center
[sighs] You're coming?
01:09:19.730 --> 01:09:20.812 align:center
Yeah, of course.
01:09:20.813 --> 01:09:23.855 align:center
I have to give this little talk first,
but then I'm gonna head straight over.
01:09:25.313 --> 01:09:26.313 align:center
Okay.
01:09:27.938 --> 01:09:28.937 align:center
Uh, speaking of which,
01:09:28.938 --> 01:09:30.313 align:center
- I got to get going, so, um...
- Okay.
01:09:32.730 --> 01:09:34.645 align:center
- Break a leg.
- Well, I wish.
01:09:34.646 --> 01:09:36.354 align:center
Then I wouldn't have to give this talk.
01:09:36.355 --> 01:09:37.687 align:center
Hey.
01:09:37.688 --> 01:09:39.604 align:center
Just remember why you're doing it.
01:09:39.605 --> 01:09:42.355 align:center
[gentle music playing]
01:09:44.730 --> 01:09:46.688 align:center
[door opens and closes]
01:09:48.313 --> 01:09:50.229 align:center
[sighs]
01:09:50.230 --> 01:09:52.312 align:center
[suspenseful music playing]
01:09:52.313 --> 01:09:54.396 align:center
[quiet chatter]
01:10:20.688 --> 01:10:22.895 align:center
- Olive. Hey.
- Hi, Dr. Benton.
01:10:22.896 --> 01:10:25.229 align:center
- I'm looking forward to this.
- Me, too. Thank you.
01:10:25.230 --> 01:10:27.020 align:center
Thank you so much.
01:10:27.021 --> 01:10:28.729 align:center
[rubbing hands together]
01:10:28.730 --> 01:10:30.396 align:center
[sighs]
01:10:32.438 --> 01:10:33.687 align:center
Good afternoon, everyone.
01:10:33.688 --> 01:10:38.229 align:center
Uh, thank you for coming to my discussion
on noninvasive, affordable detection tools
01:10:38.230 --> 01:10:41.855 align:center
for pancreatic cancer
using blood biomarkers.
01:10:44.980 --> 01:10:47.021 align:center
- Um...
- [feedback squeals]
01:10:47.896 --> 01:10:49.980 align:center
[takes deep breath]
01:10:53.063 --> 01:10:56.770 align:center
I recently read a story
where a doctor diagnosed a woman
01:10:56.771 --> 01:10:58.687 align:center
with only six months to live.
01:10:58.688 --> 01:11:01.646 align:center
He told her to quickly marry
a research scientist.
01:11:03.313 --> 01:11:06.145 align:center
He said, "This won't cure you,
but it will make six months feel like
01:11:06.146 --> 01:11:07.729 align:center
a really long time."
01:11:07.730 --> 01:11:09.020 align:center
[laughter]
01:11:09.021 --> 01:11:11.104 align:center
[gentle, uplifting music playing]
01:11:11.105 --> 01:11:14.687 align:center
[exhales] Okay.
Uh, so I'll begin by discussing
01:11:14.688 --> 01:11:18.687 align:center
solid adenocarcinoma neoplasm
of the pancreas.
01:11:18.688 --> 01:11:21.562 align:center
By targeting RAF signaling,
we can identify neoplasm of the pancreas.
01:11:21.563 --> 01:11:24.020 align:center
Altering the genetic makeup
of my test mouse, I've seen
01:11:24.021 --> 01:11:26.770 align:center
that blood biomarkers can aid
in early detection.
01:11:26.771 --> 01:11:29.105 align:center
[applause]
01:11:31.605 --> 01:11:35.270 align:center
Ms. Smith, I'm Dr. Sethi, and this is
my colleague Dr. Sargis from Yale.
01:11:35.271 --> 01:11:37.354 align:center
- Excellent presentation.
- Thank you so much.
01:11:37.355 --> 01:11:40.020 align:center
You're on the brink
of some fascinating discoveries.
01:11:40.021 --> 01:11:42.020 align:center
Thank you. I appreciate it.
01:11:42.021 --> 01:11:43.105 align:center
[Dr. Benton] Wow.
01:11:43.896 --> 01:11:45.604 align:center
Fantastic work, Olive.
01:11:45.605 --> 01:11:47.604 align:center
- You've given me a lot to think about.
- Okay.
01:11:47.605 --> 01:11:50.437 align:center
- I'll be in touch very soon, okay?
- Yeah. Thank you.
01:11:50.438 --> 01:11:51.937 align:center
- [Anh] Ooh!
- [clapping]
01:11:51.938 --> 01:11:53.979 align:center
You fucking crushed that.
01:11:53.980 --> 01:11:55.895 align:center
Oh, the part about
mucinous cystic neoplasms...
01:11:55.896 --> 01:11:57.354 align:center
You did so good.
01:11:57.355 --> 01:11:59.437 align:center
Thrilling.
Seriously, I was on the edge of my seat.
01:11:59.438 --> 01:12:01.104 align:center
[sighs] Thank you guys.
01:12:01.105 --> 01:12:03.270 align:center
[gentle music playing]
01:12:03.271 --> 01:12:04.812 align:center
Will you give me a sec?
01:12:04.813 --> 01:12:06.605 align:center
- [Anh] Yeah.
- [Jeremy] Mm-hmm.
01:12:07.938 --> 01:12:09.437 align:center
You did great.
01:12:09.438 --> 01:12:10.729 align:center
How are the pits?
01:12:10.730 --> 01:12:12.937 align:center
- Um, they're a little damp.
- Mm-hmm.
01:12:12.938 --> 01:12:14.729 align:center
- How did your talk go?
- Oh, yeah, fine.
01:12:14.730 --> 01:12:16.438 align:center
It's nothing important.
01:12:17.438 --> 01:12:18.812 align:center
You were the keynote speaker?
01:12:18.813 --> 01:12:20.645 align:center
Eh. It's not a big deal.
01:12:20.646 --> 01:12:22.395 align:center
I'm pretty sure that's a very big deal.
01:12:22.396 --> 01:12:24.688 align:center
How did you make it here in time?
Our speeches overlapped.
01:12:25.646 --> 01:12:27.104 align:center
I talk fast.
01:12:27.105 --> 01:12:29.520 align:center
[Anh] Hey, we're all going
to the reception, right?
01:12:29.521 --> 01:12:30.812 align:center
I already scoped it out.
01:12:30.813 --> 01:12:32.687 align:center
Mini lobster rolls, free drinks.
01:12:32.688 --> 01:12:34.145 align:center
- Yes. Will you hold this for me?
- Yeah?
01:12:34.146 --> 01:12:35.895 align:center
I've had to pee since slide 17a.
01:12:35.896 --> 01:12:37.563 align:center
- Okay.
- Thank you.
01:12:38.563 --> 01:12:40.854 align:center
How does a student
who's not even a postdoc
01:12:40.855 --> 01:12:43.020 align:center
get picked to speak at a panel at SBD?
01:12:43.021 --> 01:12:45.145 align:center
[woman] I guess if you're dating
the keynote speaker,
01:12:45.146 --> 01:12:48.020 align:center
you can present
your mediocre abstract, too.
01:12:48.021 --> 01:12:49.895 align:center
[women laughing]
01:12:49.896 --> 01:12:52.854 align:center
[footsteps]
01:12:52.855 --> 01:12:55.479 align:center
- [door opens]
- [sighs]
01:12:55.480 --> 01:12:57.563 align:center
[plaintive music playing]
01:13:01.896 --> 01:13:02.979 align:center
Hey.
01:13:02.980 --> 01:13:06.437 align:center
Anh and Jeremy said
they were gonna get in line at the...
01:13:06.438 --> 01:13:07.770 align:center
- bar.
- Okay.
01:13:07.771 --> 01:13:10.395 align:center
What... what's wrong?
01:13:10.396 --> 01:13:11.520 align:center
What? Nothing.
01:13:11.521 --> 01:13:13.021 align:center
Olive.
01:13:15.021 --> 01:13:16.895 align:center
Um...
01:13:16.896 --> 01:13:19.979 align:center
I overheard some people saying
that the only reason I gave a talk
01:13:19.980 --> 01:13:23.646 align:center
is because I'm dating the keynote speaker.
01:13:24.813 --> 01:13:26.521 align:center
Which is probably true.
01:13:27.313 --> 01:13:29.062 align:center
Well, no, it's not.
01:13:29.063 --> 01:13:32.770 align:center
You're fake-dating the keynote speaker.
01:13:32.771 --> 01:13:33.937 align:center
[chuckles softly]
01:13:33.938 --> 01:13:36.604 align:center
Hey, you're here
because you deserve to be here.
01:13:36.605 --> 01:13:38.646 align:center
Don't let some jealous assholes
make you doubt that.
01:13:40.396 --> 01:13:41.895 align:center
Let's get out of here.
01:13:41.896 --> 01:13:44.020 align:center
What? You don't have to mingle
and schmooze
01:13:44.021 --> 01:13:45.812 align:center
and do keynote speaker things?
01:13:45.813 --> 01:13:47.937 align:center
- No, I keynote-spoke.
- [chuckles]
01:13:47.938 --> 01:13:49.354 align:center
Come on.
01:13:49.355 --> 01:13:51.438 align:center
[indistinct conversations]
01:13:52.730 --> 01:13:53.812 align:center
- [quiet chatter]
- [food sizzling]
01:13:53.813 --> 01:13:55.979 align:center
[Dr. Carlsen] Mm.
01:13:55.980 --> 01:13:58.562 align:center
[Olive] Thank you for everything.
01:13:58.563 --> 01:14:01.812 align:center
I really could not have gotten through
that presentation without your help.
01:14:01.813 --> 01:14:04.605 align:center
You did all the hard work.
I just gave you a few pointers.
01:14:07.313 --> 01:14:09.520 align:center
Well...
01:14:09.521 --> 01:14:13.062 align:center
here's to our last fake date
as a fake couple.
01:14:13.063 --> 01:14:14.355 align:center
Wait. Last date?
01:14:15.105 --> 01:14:17.146 align:center
October 29th. It's this Monday.
01:14:18.730 --> 01:14:20.229 align:center
Right. Yeah.
01:14:20.230 --> 01:14:21.563 align:center
Wow, uh...
01:14:22.980 --> 01:14:26.020 align:center
Uh, we could have gone
somewhere a little, uh, nicer.
01:14:26.021 --> 01:14:28.187 align:center
- What?
- [both laughing]
01:14:28.188 --> 01:14:30.812 align:center
You don't love food
moving around your head?
01:14:30.813 --> 01:14:32.229 align:center
[both laughing]
01:14:32.230 --> 01:14:34.270 align:center
How do you even know what anything is?
01:14:34.271 --> 01:14:36.812 align:center
You don't, and that's the fun part.
01:14:36.813 --> 01:14:38.020 align:center
[Dr. Carlsen] Oh, that's the fun part.
01:14:38.021 --> 01:14:39.104 align:center
- [Olive] Mm-hmm.
- [Dr. Carlsen] Wow.
01:14:39.105 --> 01:14:40.396 align:center
You're such a rebel.
01:14:45.188 --> 01:14:47.729 align:center
- How is it? Hmm?
- It's good.
01:14:47.730 --> 01:14:50.480 align:center
- [laughing] You are a terrible liar.
- Well...
01:14:53.563 --> 01:14:55.687 align:center
Do you think we were
convincing enough as a couple
01:14:55.688 --> 01:14:57.896 align:center
to get Dr. Fastuca to release your funds?
01:14:58.938 --> 01:15:00.479 align:center
Yeah.
01:15:00.480 --> 01:15:02.271 align:center
Yeah, I think we were. I do.
01:15:03.063 --> 01:15:05.687 align:center
Mm! How do we break up?
01:15:05.688 --> 01:15:07.645 align:center
Have a dramatic fight in public?
01:15:07.646 --> 01:15:10.562 align:center
[sucks teeth] I mean, whatever it is,
I'm sure everyone will assume
01:15:10.563 --> 01:15:14.063 align:center
- it's Dr. Evil's fault, right?
- They will.
01:15:20.146 --> 01:15:22.980 align:center
You know I didn't set out
to be a villain, right?
01:15:24.105 --> 01:15:26.729 align:center
No one teaches you how to be a mentor.
01:15:26.730 --> 01:15:28.355 align:center
But I'm not a tyrant.
01:15:29.480 --> 01:15:30.729 align:center
Not like my advisor.
01:15:30.730 --> 01:15:32.312 align:center
He was a sadist.
01:15:32.313 --> 01:15:35.770 align:center
He did some terrible things
just for the joy of it.
01:15:35.771 --> 01:15:37.020 align:center
Like what?
01:15:37.021 --> 01:15:38.896 align:center
[inhales deeply]
01:15:40.021 --> 01:15:42.855 align:center
Arbitrary, impossible deadlines.
01:15:44.646 --> 01:15:46.812 align:center
Stolen credit.
01:15:46.813 --> 01:15:50.188 align:center
Students pitted against each other
just for his amusement.
01:15:51.271 --> 01:15:53.271 align:center
Your basic psychological warfare.
01:15:54.438 --> 01:15:56.229 align:center
Why didn't anyone report him?
01:15:56.230 --> 01:15:59.229 align:center
He was short-listed for a Nobel Prize.
01:15:59.230 --> 01:16:00.770 align:center
Twice.
01:16:00.771 --> 01:16:02.479 align:center
He had powerful friends in high places.
01:16:02.480 --> 01:16:04.271 align:center
He could make or break your career.
01:16:05.105 --> 01:16:10.104 align:center
And I think that somewhere deep down...
01:16:10.105 --> 01:16:12.105 align:center
we felt like...
01:16:14.230 --> 01:16:16.230 align:center
...we signed up for it.
01:16:18.730 --> 01:16:20.354 align:center
We deserved it.
01:16:20.355 --> 01:16:22.813 align:center
[plaintive music playing]
01:16:30.271 --> 01:16:32.271 align:center
You did not deserve that.
01:16:35.980 --> 01:16:38.771 align:center
I'm so sorry that
that happened to you, Adam.
01:16:42.688 --> 01:16:46.230 align:center
You weren't invited to speak here
because people think you're my girlfriend.
01:16:47.563 --> 01:16:49.813 align:center
Tom saw the potential in you.
01:16:51.188 --> 01:16:54.645 align:center
The work you presented is important,
01:16:54.646 --> 01:16:58.688 align:center
it is rigorous, and it is brilliant.
01:17:01.730 --> 01:17:02.730 align:center
[Olive chuckles]
01:17:05.563 --> 01:17:07.312 align:center
Do you want some?
01:17:07.313 --> 01:17:09.520 align:center
Of course. Of course I want some.
01:17:09.521 --> 01:17:10.979 align:center
- This one?
- Yes.
01:17:10.980 --> 01:17:13.063 align:center
[uplifting music playing]
01:17:14.271 --> 01:17:15.480 align:center
[Olive hisses in pain]
01:17:16.771 --> 01:17:19.729 align:center
Why do you wear those shoes
if they're so uncomfortable?
01:17:19.730 --> 01:17:21.270 align:center
These are not walking shoes.
01:17:21.271 --> 01:17:23.687 align:center
These are "standing and presenting" shoes.
01:17:23.688 --> 01:17:26.895 align:center
So I just need to take
tiny little baby steps
01:17:26.896 --> 01:17:28.812 align:center
- all the way back to the--
- You know what?
01:17:28.813 --> 01:17:30.980 align:center
- Let me just-- [grunts]
- No, I'm fine. I can seriously--
01:17:32.438 --> 01:17:34.521 align:center
I want to make it back before sunrise.
01:17:36.063 --> 01:17:38.687 align:center
Oh, my God. I like it up here.
01:17:38.688 --> 01:17:40.937 align:center
- How tall are you?
- Tall enough.
01:17:40.938 --> 01:17:42.521 align:center
- [Olive] What does that mean?
- [lock beeps]
01:17:43.605 --> 01:17:45.229 align:center
- [Dr. Carlsen] Okay.
- [both chuckling]
01:17:45.230 --> 01:17:46.895 align:center
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
01:17:46.896 --> 01:17:48.770 align:center
Um, okay.
01:17:48.771 --> 01:17:51.270 align:center
And you are... delivered.
01:17:51.271 --> 01:17:52.520 align:center
Thank you.
01:17:52.521 --> 01:17:53.771 align:center
Yeah.
01:17:55.813 --> 01:17:57.687 align:center
Um...
01:17:57.688 --> 01:17:59.479 align:center
- I'm gonna go brush my--
- So-- Yeah, uh--
01:17:59.480 --> 01:18:02.104 align:center
- Yes, you go to the-the bathroom.
- Brush my teeth.
01:18:02.105 --> 01:18:04.104 align:center
I'll just, um...
01:18:04.105 --> 01:18:07.520 align:center
I'll just, uh... stay here.
01:18:07.521 --> 01:18:10.063 align:center
- [bathroom door closes]
- Uh...
01:18:14.771 --> 01:18:16.771 align:center
[gentle music playing]
01:18:25.688 --> 01:18:27.771 align:center
[squeaking]
01:18:40.521 --> 01:18:42.396 align:center
I couldn't find a good movie. Uh...
01:18:48.396 --> 01:18:52.229 align:center
Oh, wow, that's probably the best
anyone's ever looked in that T-shirt.
01:18:52.230 --> 01:18:54.313 align:center
I forgot pajamas.
01:18:55.396 --> 01:18:59.104 align:center
Mm... yeah, we should probably just
get some sleep anyway.
01:18:59.105 --> 01:19:01.770 align:center
I've got an early flight in the morning,
and, um...
01:19:01.771 --> 01:19:04.438 align:center
[soft, sentimental music playing]
01:19:17.521 --> 01:19:20.480 align:center
Olive, um... it's a bad idea.
01:19:21.605 --> 01:19:24.187 align:center
We got a no-sex rule, remember?
01:19:24.188 --> 01:19:26.437 align:center
That was before all this, Adam.
01:19:26.438 --> 01:19:29.229 align:center
Look, we've both had a drink.
01:19:29.230 --> 01:19:32.812 align:center
You have feelings for, uh, someone else.
This is just a rebound.
01:19:32.813 --> 01:19:35.771 align:center
I don't have feelings for anyone but you.
01:19:45.063 --> 01:19:46.563 align:center
Oh.
01:19:48.563 --> 01:19:50.354 align:center
Okay. Never mind. I'm sorry.
01:19:50.355 --> 01:19:52.021 align:center
You don't want me.
01:19:53.355 --> 01:19:56.895 align:center
You have no idea what I want.
01:19:56.896 --> 01:19:59.938 align:center
[♪ Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco
sing "Cowboy"]
01:20:02.980 --> 01:20:04.230 align:center
Are you sure?
01:20:05.646 --> 01:20:07.313 align:center
Yes, I'm sure.
01:20:09.063 --> 01:20:12.062 align:center
♪ Kiss me like ♪
01:20:12.063 --> 01:20:15.937 align:center
♪ we're meant for each other ♪
01:20:15.938 --> 01:20:22.604 align:center
♪ Say you'll never leave ♪
01:20:22.605 --> 01:20:26.604 align:center
♪ my side ♪
01:20:26.605 --> 01:20:29.770 align:center
♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ♪
01:20:29.771 --> 01:20:35.813 align:center
♪ You're mine ♪
01:20:48.605 --> 01:20:50.938 align:center
I wish you could see yourself
the way I do.
01:20:54.313 --> 01:20:56.146 align:center
You are brilliant.
01:20:57.646 --> 01:20:59.480 align:center
You are beautiful.
01:21:01.188 --> 01:21:03.979 align:center
You are very...
01:21:03.980 --> 01:21:05.645 align:center
very sexy.
01:21:05.646 --> 01:21:07.604 align:center
♪ My side ♪
01:21:07.605 --> 01:21:09.854 align:center
May I?
01:21:09.855 --> 01:21:11.021 align:center
Yes.
01:21:12.771 --> 01:21:19.020 align:center
♪ You're mine ♪
01:21:19.021 --> 01:21:20.354 align:center
You're edible, Olive.
01:21:20.355 --> 01:21:23.604 align:center
♪ Put your hands on me ♪
01:21:23.605 --> 01:21:25.437 align:center
♪ Ride it like a cowboy ♪
01:21:25.438 --> 01:21:28.104 align:center
♪ Run you out of town, boy ♪
01:21:28.105 --> 01:21:32.312 align:center
♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ♪
01:21:32.313 --> 01:21:35.020 align:center
Adam, come here.
01:21:35.021 --> 01:21:37.479 align:center
♪ Let's pretend ♪
01:21:37.480 --> 01:21:41.729 align:center
♪ we're both underwater ♪
01:21:41.730 --> 01:21:45.645 align:center
♪ Breathe me in so deep ♪
01:21:45.646 --> 01:21:46.896 align:center
You okay?
01:21:47.980 --> 01:21:49.687 align:center
Yeah, it's just been a while.
01:21:49.688 --> 01:21:50.938 align:center
You sure?
01:21:52.771 --> 01:21:54.271 align:center
I trust you.
01:21:56.396 --> 01:21:58.396 align:center
I want you. I want this.
01:22:02.855 --> 01:22:05.937 align:center
♪ Put your hands on me ♪
01:22:05.938 --> 01:22:08.020 align:center
- ♪ Ride it like a cowboy ♪
- [breathing heavily]
01:22:08.021 --> 01:22:10.062 align:center
♪ Run you out of town, boy ♪
01:22:10.063 --> 01:22:13.270 align:center
♪ Good Lord, baby, please ♪
01:22:13.271 --> 01:22:15.562 align:center
♪ Goin' all around, boy ♪
01:22:15.563 --> 01:22:17.770 align:center
♪ Ride it like a cowboy ♪
01:22:17.771 --> 01:22:20.938 align:center
♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ♪
01:22:22.605 --> 01:22:24.479 align:center
♪ Ride it like a cowboy ♪
01:22:24.480 --> 01:22:28.271 align:center
♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ♪
01:22:29.355 --> 01:22:31.645 align:center
♪ Ride it like a cowboy ♪
01:22:31.646 --> 01:22:35.563 align:center
♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ♪
01:22:56.021 --> 01:22:58.021 align:center
- [car horn honks in distance]
- [traffic rumbling softly]
01:23:01.938 --> 01:23:03.938 align:center
[song fades]
01:23:06.188 --> 01:23:07.896 align:center
[grunts, sighs]
01:23:08.938 --> 01:23:11.355 align:center
[lighthearted music playing]
01:23:13.855 --> 01:23:15.271 align:center
[snickers]
01:23:29.230 --> 01:23:30.604 align:center
[sighs]
01:23:30.605 --> 01:23:32.188 align:center
[elevator bell dings]
01:23:34.105 --> 01:23:35.937 align:center
[Dr. Benton] I'm gonna catch up
with you guys.
01:23:35.938 --> 01:23:37.104 align:center
- Hey.
- Hey.
01:23:37.105 --> 01:23:38.729 align:center
Skipping out early on all the boring shit?
01:23:38.730 --> 01:23:40.354 align:center
I know. I, uh... I have to get back.
01:23:40.355 --> 01:23:42.354 align:center
I've got my department review
with Dr. Fastuca.
01:23:42.355 --> 01:23:43.770 align:center
- Good luck.
- Yeah.
01:23:43.771 --> 01:23:45.187 align:center
Hey, I got some good news.
01:23:45.188 --> 01:23:46.771 align:center
I'm gonna offer Olive the grant.
01:23:47.355 --> 01:23:50.396 align:center
Full funding to come work in my lab,
starting next month.
01:23:51.396 --> 01:23:54.354 align:center
Oh. Dude, don't worry.
This is all on her own merit.
01:23:54.355 --> 01:23:55.812 align:center
- Yeah.
- If anything,
01:23:55.813 --> 01:23:58.729 align:center
being associated with you was a strike
against her better judgment.
01:23:58.730 --> 01:24:00.771 align:center
[chuckles] Right. No, that's, uh...
01:24:02.188 --> 01:24:03.646 align:center
She's gonna be thrilled.
01:24:05.146 --> 01:24:08.645 align:center
Adam, if I'm going to invest in Olive,
01:24:08.646 --> 01:24:12.562 align:center
I need to know
she is 100% focused on the work.
01:24:12.563 --> 01:24:15.271 align:center
She can't be preoccupied with a guy
she left behind in California.
01:24:17.021 --> 01:24:18.604 align:center
No. Yeah, I understand.
01:24:18.605 --> 01:24:20.437 align:center
[melancholy music playing]
01:24:20.438 --> 01:24:23.645 align:center
- Sorry, man.
- Mm. No. I, uh...
01:24:23.646 --> 01:24:25.729 align:center
I have to catch my flight.
01:24:25.730 --> 01:24:27.437 align:center
- [snaps fingers]
- See you back at Stanford, huh?
01:24:27.438 --> 01:24:28.855 align:center
Yeah.
01:24:30.563 --> 01:24:31.563 align:center
[knocking]
01:24:33.480 --> 01:24:34.562 align:center
Hi.
01:24:34.563 --> 01:24:36.646 align:center
Hey. I brought the breakfast of champions.
01:24:37.605 --> 01:24:39.437 align:center
- Black coffee.
- [laughs]
01:24:39.438 --> 01:24:41.479 align:center
You did not have to come
all the way up here
01:24:41.480 --> 01:24:43.895 align:center
just to bring me coffee, Dr. Benton.
01:24:43.896 --> 01:24:45.229 align:center
- That's so nice.
- Olive,
01:24:45.230 --> 01:24:48.104 align:center
I think if we are
going to be working together,
01:24:48.105 --> 01:24:50.271 align:center
you should really start calling me Tom.
01:24:52.480 --> 01:24:53.770 align:center
Working together?
01:24:53.771 --> 01:24:58.020 align:center
I would love for you to come finish
your very important research in my lab.
01:24:58.021 --> 01:24:59.812 align:center
Really?
01:24:59.813 --> 01:25:01.895 align:center
- Oh, my God. Thank you.
- [chuckling]
01:25:01.896 --> 01:25:05.938 align:center
Thank you so much for giving me
this chance, Doc-- Tom.
01:25:06.771 --> 01:25:07.979 align:center
[laughs] Tom.
01:25:07.980 --> 01:25:10.020 align:center
I mean, your, um...
01:25:10.021 --> 01:25:12.063 align:center
your relationship with Adam is so great.
01:25:14.563 --> 01:25:17.355 align:center
I am certain ours can be just as, uh...
01:25:19.188 --> 01:25:21.021 align:center
...productive, don't you think?
01:25:23.438 --> 01:25:25.980 align:center
I-I'm not sure I know what you mean.
01:25:27.063 --> 01:25:29.395 align:center
Okay. Well, I'll explain.
01:25:29.396 --> 01:25:30.771 align:center
You're gonna fuck me.
01:25:31.855 --> 01:25:33.771 align:center
And then I'll let you use my lab.
01:25:35.105 --> 01:25:36.480 align:center
Is that clear?
01:25:41.188 --> 01:25:42.855 align:center
I'm not gonna do that.
01:25:43.688 --> 01:25:44.855 align:center
I think you will.
01:25:45.771 --> 01:25:48.270 align:center
Because my lab is your only option.
01:25:48.271 --> 01:25:53.855 align:center
And you already sent me your protocols,
so I can easily replicate them.
01:25:56.730 --> 01:25:58.229 align:center
You're gonna steal my work?
01:25:58.230 --> 01:26:00.313 align:center
Happens all the time.
01:26:01.688 --> 01:26:04.021 align:center
But sure, go ahead, report me.
01:26:04.771 --> 01:26:06.312 align:center
Or, better yet,
01:26:06.313 --> 01:26:08.063 align:center
tell Adam.
01:26:09.605 --> 01:26:13.979 align:center
And this will be the thing
that follows you everywhere.
01:26:13.980 --> 01:26:17.188 align:center
Every school, every lab.
01:26:18.396 --> 01:26:21.980 align:center
This will be your reputation.
01:26:23.938 --> 01:26:26.437 align:center
You want my friendly advice?
01:26:26.438 --> 01:26:28.437 align:center
Come to Boston.
01:26:28.438 --> 01:26:31.020 align:center
You keep me happy, and I'll make sure
01:26:31.021 --> 01:26:33.938 align:center
you can save the world
from pancreatic cancer.
01:26:35.646 --> 01:26:37.562 align:center
'Cause your little sob story
about your mom
01:26:37.563 --> 01:26:41.104 align:center
or your aunt
or your kindergarten teacher or whatever,
01:26:41.105 --> 01:26:42.980 align:center
that will only get you so far.
01:26:45.355 --> 01:26:46.813 align:center
You're mediocre.
01:26:49.563 --> 01:26:51.980 align:center
But I think maybe
you already knew that, huh?
01:26:54.688 --> 01:26:56.188 align:center
See you soon, Olive.
01:27:01.146 --> 01:27:04.062 align:center
- [shuddering softly]
- [door opens]
01:27:04.063 --> 01:27:05.270 align:center
[door closes]
01:27:05.271 --> 01:27:06.979 align:center
[whimpers]
01:27:06.980 --> 01:27:09.063 align:center
[heavy, trembling breaths]
01:27:14.855 --> 01:27:16.188 align:center
[sniffles]
01:27:22.855 --> 01:27:24.854 align:center
[♪ Katie Garfield sings "I'm Still Here"]
01:27:24.855 --> 01:27:26.895 align:center
- [lively chatter]
- [indistinct announcement over P.A.]
01:27:26.896 --> 01:27:29.521 align:center
- Come on, let's go.
- Wait! Slow down!
01:27:37.105 --> 01:27:41.895 align:center
♪ River, oh, river running down my face ♪
01:27:41.896 --> 01:27:43.896 align:center
[birds chirping]
01:27:44.896 --> 01:27:49.730 align:center
♪ The deep long lines
on my skin it makes ♪
01:27:52.730 --> 01:27:57.896 align:center
♪ Heavy, so heavy holding in my arms ♪
01:28:00.980 --> 01:28:06.188 align:center
♪ Pieces of you I left in the dark ♪
01:28:10.938 --> 01:28:14.062 align:center
♪ I'm still ♪
01:28:14.063 --> 01:28:16.730 align:center
♪ I'm still here ♪
01:28:18.146 --> 01:28:23.771 align:center
♪ Tell me, where does love go
when it disappears? ♪
01:28:26.688 --> 01:28:28.855 align:center
[song fades]
01:28:29.688 --> 01:28:31.645 align:center
Another party? Seriously?
01:28:31.646 --> 01:28:33.187 align:center
[Malcolm sighs]
01:28:33.188 --> 01:28:35.187 align:center
Consider it my going-away party.
01:28:35.188 --> 01:28:36.563 align:center
What are you talking about?
01:28:40.396 --> 01:28:43.396 align:center
Your boyfriend kicked me off
the research team.
01:28:44.480 --> 01:28:46.354 align:center
That was the last straw for my parents,
01:28:46.355 --> 01:28:49.771 align:center
so now they're refusing to pay
for an extra quarter.
01:28:50.896 --> 01:28:52.895 align:center
So that's it.
01:28:52.896 --> 01:28:54.437 align:center
I'm out.
01:28:54.438 --> 01:28:56.020 align:center
Why? Why did he kick you off?
01:28:56.021 --> 01:28:58.438 align:center
I don't know, Olive! You tell me!
01:28:59.521 --> 01:29:01.062 align:center
He's your boyfriend.
01:29:01.063 --> 01:29:03.229 align:center
I... I know he told you first.
01:29:03.230 --> 01:29:06.104 align:center
[scoffs] You could've said
something to him.
01:29:06.105 --> 01:29:08.688 align:center
You could've tried
to talk him out of it, but...
01:29:10.646 --> 01:29:11.813 align:center
Why would you?
01:29:12.896 --> 01:29:15.354 align:center
You know, as long as
everything's great with you,
01:29:15.355 --> 01:29:17.896 align:center
you don't give a shit about me.
01:29:19.313 --> 01:29:20.479 align:center
Do you?
01:29:20.480 --> 01:29:22.020 align:center
Of course I do.
01:29:22.021 --> 01:29:24.020 align:center
[scoffs]
01:29:24.021 --> 01:29:26.854 align:center
[somber music playing]
01:29:26.855 --> 01:29:29.105 align:center
[door opens and slams shut]
01:29:49.021 --> 01:29:50.563 align:center
[phone vibrating]
01:29:58.855 --> 01:30:01.479 align:center
[urgent music playing]
01:30:01.480 --> 01:30:03.563 align:center
[indistinct chatter]
01:30:06.396 --> 01:30:08.021 align:center
Did you fire Malcolm?
01:30:09.896 --> 01:30:11.562 align:center
Uh, yes, I did.
01:30:11.563 --> 01:30:12.646 align:center
Why?
01:30:14.605 --> 01:30:16.980 align:center
Because his work was always late
and subpar.
01:30:18.355 --> 01:30:21.020 align:center
I was only keeping him
on the team for you. It was unethical.
01:30:21.021 --> 01:30:22.480 align:center
He's quitting the program now.
01:30:23.563 --> 01:30:25.980 align:center
He's dropping out of school entirely.
01:30:29.355 --> 01:30:32.229 align:center
I wasn't doing him any favors
keeping him on.
01:30:32.230 --> 01:30:34.687 align:center
He should try and find an area
that he can be successful in,
01:30:34.688 --> 01:30:37.230 align:center
because research
and development is not it.
01:30:41.355 --> 01:30:43.812 align:center
You didn't return my texts.
01:30:43.813 --> 01:30:46.645 align:center
Oh, yeah. I'm sorry.
I've been busy working.
01:30:46.646 --> 01:30:48.355 align:center
My grant was renewed.
01:30:49.188 --> 01:30:50.521 align:center
Oh.
01:30:51.605 --> 01:30:53.645 align:center
Twenty-ninth. Congratulations.
01:30:53.646 --> 01:30:55.146 align:center
[clears throat]
01:30:56.271 --> 01:30:58.729 align:center
So...
01:30:58.730 --> 01:31:01.812 align:center
I guess this concludes our arrangement.
01:31:01.813 --> 01:31:04.645 align:center
Your friends are together.
I have my funds.
01:31:04.646 --> 01:31:07.020 align:center
I'd say it is
a very successful experiment.
01:31:07.021 --> 01:31:08.271 align:center
Wouldn't you?
01:31:09.230 --> 01:31:10.396 align:center
Yeah.
01:31:10.980 --> 01:31:12.895 align:center
Hey. Good luck in Boston.
01:31:12.896 --> 01:31:14.188 align:center
Tom told me.
01:31:14.938 --> 01:31:16.104 align:center
He's a great scientist.
01:31:16.105 --> 01:31:18.479 align:center
You are gonna learn a lot
working with him.
01:31:18.480 --> 01:31:20.563 align:center
[melancholy music playing]
01:31:22.188 --> 01:31:23.313 align:center
Tom...
01:31:31.146 --> 01:31:32.438 align:center
Thank you.
01:31:33.396 --> 01:31:37.229 align:center
And, Olive, if you ever need anything...
01:31:37.230 --> 01:31:39.479 align:center
anything at all...
01:31:39.480 --> 01:31:41.563 align:center
[footsteps receding]
01:31:53.563 --> 01:31:55.770 align:center
[door opens]
01:31:55.771 --> 01:31:57.021 align:center
Hey. Where have--
01:32:03.980 --> 01:32:05.604 align:center
McConnell, give us a minute.
01:32:05.605 --> 01:32:08.729 align:center
What? No, I can't just leave in the middle
of recording time-sensitive--
01:32:08.730 --> 01:32:10.770 align:center
I helped you rewrite your entire
crystallography paper
01:32:10.771 --> 01:32:12.895 align:center
when your computer crashed.
Go get a snack.
01:32:12.896 --> 01:32:14.396 align:center
Ugh.
01:32:15.855 --> 01:32:16.938 align:center
Tell me.
01:32:17.605 --> 01:32:19.021 align:center
Is it Adam?
01:32:20.980 --> 01:32:22.520 align:center
[crying] No.
01:32:22.521 --> 01:32:25.938 align:center
Tom Benton said I had to fuck him
to work in his lab.
01:32:27.688 --> 01:32:29.187 align:center
That fucking piece of shit.
01:32:29.188 --> 01:32:30.354 align:center
[sniffles]
01:32:30.355 --> 01:32:31.605 align:center
What did Adam say?
01:32:34.188 --> 01:32:36.063 align:center
Anh, I lied to you.
01:32:37.521 --> 01:32:39.521 align:center
I was never dating Adam.
01:32:41.230 --> 01:32:44.979 align:center
We were pretending this whole time
so that you would go out with Jeremy.
01:32:44.980 --> 01:32:48.895 align:center
Because I knew how you felt about him,
so I got a pretend boyfriend.
01:32:48.896 --> 01:32:51.145 align:center
[chuckles, sniffles]
01:32:51.146 --> 01:32:52.937 align:center
And it was fake.
01:32:52.938 --> 01:32:54.480 align:center
Fake dating.
01:32:55.605 --> 01:32:57.270 align:center
It's not real.
01:32:57.271 --> 01:32:58.396 align:center
I know.
01:32:59.105 --> 01:33:00.604 align:center
What? What do you mean you know?
01:33:00.605 --> 01:33:02.437 align:center
- I know. I've known the whole time.
- How?
01:33:02.438 --> 01:33:04.229 align:center
I am a scientist, okay?
01:33:04.230 --> 01:33:06.687 align:center
It's literally my job to observe.
01:33:06.688 --> 01:33:08.812 align:center
And we spend all of our time together.
01:33:08.813 --> 01:33:10.729 align:center
I know every single thing about you.
01:33:10.730 --> 01:33:12.104 align:center
Our cycles are synced.
01:33:12.105 --> 01:33:15.479 align:center
You don't think I'm gonna notice you
secretly dating someone?
01:33:15.480 --> 01:33:16.645 align:center
Come on.
01:33:16.646 --> 01:33:18.730 align:center
Why didn't you say anything?
01:33:20.146 --> 01:33:23.145 align:center
Well, for one, it was freaking hilarious
01:33:23.146 --> 01:33:25.187 align:center
watching you two idiots
try to pull it off.
01:33:25.188 --> 01:33:26.395 align:center
[laughs]
01:33:26.396 --> 01:33:30.229 align:center
But also, you were really cute together.
01:33:30.230 --> 01:33:33.229 align:center
In a weird, awkward kind of way.
01:33:33.230 --> 01:33:34.812 align:center
- [laughs]
- So I just thought, hey,
01:33:34.813 --> 01:33:37.854 align:center
if I just went along with your stupid game
and forced you two to hang out,
01:33:37.855 --> 01:33:39.729 align:center
maybe you'd actually fall for each other.
01:33:39.730 --> 01:33:42.062 align:center
And guess what, uh, I was right.
01:33:42.063 --> 01:33:43.979 align:center
[sniffles] So you're not mad at me?
01:33:43.980 --> 01:33:45.687 align:center
Mad?
01:33:45.688 --> 01:33:49.062 align:center
No, you fake-dated someone for me.
01:33:49.063 --> 01:33:50.520 align:center
To try to make me happy.
01:33:50.521 --> 01:33:54.645 align:center
It's the weirdest, most insane...
01:33:54.646 --> 01:33:57.730 align:center
[laughs] and best thing
anyone's ever done for me.
01:33:58.813 --> 01:33:59.813 align:center
[sniffles]
01:34:00.855 --> 01:34:02.979 align:center
You're nuts.
01:34:02.980 --> 01:34:04.230 align:center
And I'm here for it.
01:34:05.313 --> 01:34:06.980 align:center
I would do anything for you.
01:34:08.813 --> 01:34:10.437 align:center
[sniffles]
01:34:10.438 --> 01:34:11.895 align:center
But you were wrong about one thing.
01:34:11.896 --> 01:34:13.354 align:center
I'm never wrong.
01:34:13.355 --> 01:34:14.812 align:center
Adam did not fall for me.
01:34:14.813 --> 01:34:16.729 align:center
Oh, give me a break.
01:34:16.730 --> 01:34:18.062 align:center
The dude is in love.
01:34:18.063 --> 01:34:20.145 align:center
You don't need a PhD to see that.
01:34:20.146 --> 01:34:22.229 align:center
No, well, it's all fucked up now.
01:34:22.230 --> 01:34:24.395 align:center
And Adam can barely look at me.
01:34:24.396 --> 01:34:26.187 align:center
And Malcolm hates me.
01:34:26.188 --> 01:34:28.812 align:center
And Dr. Benton is gonna
completely destroy my career.
01:34:28.813 --> 01:34:29.895 align:center
Hey, hey, hey.
01:34:29.896 --> 01:34:32.604 align:center
Okay, look at me. Screw those guys.
01:34:32.605 --> 01:34:34.521 align:center
It's not about them.
01:34:35.605 --> 01:34:36.771 align:center
It's about you and me.
01:34:38.396 --> 01:34:41.979 align:center
And getting through this god-awful,
soul-sucking, mind-crushing,
01:34:41.980 --> 01:34:45.229 align:center
hellish grind for the past two years
01:34:45.230 --> 01:34:47.562 align:center
to get to where we want to be.
01:34:47.563 --> 01:34:49.229 align:center
Where we deserve to be.
01:34:49.230 --> 01:34:51.145 align:center
[gentle music playing]
01:34:51.146 --> 01:34:53.562 align:center
So it really doesn't even matter
what Adam's gonna do
01:34:53.563 --> 01:34:57.188 align:center
or what that asshat Dr. Benton
is going to do.
01:34:58.938 --> 01:35:01.520 align:center
The only thing that matters:
01:35:01.521 --> 01:35:04.230 align:center
What's Olive Smith going to do?
01:35:07.313 --> 01:35:08.395 align:center
God, I love you.
01:35:08.396 --> 01:35:09.980 align:center
I love you, too.
01:35:15.230 --> 01:35:16.354 align:center
[McConnell] Whoo!
01:35:16.355 --> 01:35:17.645 align:center
Yeah.
01:35:17.646 --> 01:35:20.062 align:center
Girl power! You go, girls.
01:35:20.063 --> 01:35:21.562 align:center
[both] Shut up, McConnell.
01:35:21.563 --> 01:35:23.479 align:center
[♪ Haim sing "Gone"]
01:35:23.480 --> 01:35:25.270 align:center
[Dr. Aslan] Hey, great class today, guys.
01:35:25.271 --> 01:35:27.020 align:center
Good questions today. Thank you.
01:35:27.021 --> 01:35:29.521 align:center
[students chattering quietly]
01:35:32.563 --> 01:35:33.854 align:center
Dr. Aslan?
01:35:33.855 --> 01:35:36.104 align:center
- Can I have a moment?
- Hello, Olive. How can I help you?
01:35:36.105 --> 01:35:40.312 align:center
I've reached a really critical point
in my research, and I need funding.
01:35:40.313 --> 01:35:42.270 align:center
I need a bigger, better lab.
01:35:42.271 --> 01:35:43.562 align:center
I need your lab.
01:35:43.563 --> 01:35:45.770 align:center
Olive, you know the deadline
for submitting grant applications
01:35:45.771 --> 01:35:46.937 align:center
has already passed.
01:35:46.938 --> 01:35:48.062 align:center
I do know that.
01:35:48.063 --> 01:35:52.687 align:center
I had another grant secured,
but it wasn't going to be...
01:35:52.688 --> 01:35:55.730 align:center
a healthy environment for me,
so I turned it down.
01:35:57.021 --> 01:35:58.395 align:center
That was very brave.
01:35:58.396 --> 01:36:00.645 align:center
Or very, very stupid, but either way,
01:36:00.646 --> 01:36:03.646 align:center
I would really love a chance
to present my proposal to you.
01:36:04.480 --> 01:36:07.896 align:center
I know the challenges that you face,
as a woman in this field.
01:36:08.813 --> 01:36:12.979 align:center
But fair or not,
it is not enough to be good.
01:36:12.980 --> 01:36:14.812 align:center
We have to be flawless.
01:36:14.813 --> 01:36:15.895 align:center
Undeniable.
01:36:15.896 --> 01:36:17.479 align:center
Twenty minutes. That's all I need.
01:36:17.480 --> 01:36:19.187 align:center
I have 15 minutes before my next class.
01:36:19.188 --> 01:36:20.271 align:center
I'll talk fast.
01:36:21.355 --> 01:36:22.354 align:center
[chuckles] Okay.
01:36:22.355 --> 01:36:23.770 align:center
♪ Now I'm gone ♪
01:36:23.771 --> 01:36:25.937 align:center
- ♪ Freedom ♪
- ♪ Quick as a gunshot ♪
01:36:25.938 --> 01:36:27.020 align:center
♪ Freedom ♪
01:36:27.021 --> 01:36:28.437 align:center
♪ Now I'm gone ♪
01:36:28.438 --> 01:36:30.770 align:center
- ♪ Freedom ♪
- ♪ But it's nothing I needed ♪
01:36:30.771 --> 01:36:32.770 align:center
[indistinct conversation]
01:36:32.771 --> 01:36:36.812 align:center
♪ You can fool some people
some of the time ♪
01:36:36.813 --> 01:36:41.270 align:center
♪ And I was one of those fools...
01:36:41.271 --> 01:36:42.937 align:center
[Olive] Okay, I know you're tired.
01:36:42.938 --> 01:36:44.187 align:center
I'm tired, too.
01:36:44.188 --> 01:36:45.729 align:center
You can do this.
01:36:45.730 --> 01:36:47.645 align:center
- Oh, my God. Hi.
- Hi.
01:36:47.646 --> 01:36:49.145 align:center
How are you doing?
01:36:49.146 --> 01:36:50.854 align:center
- We're gonna go to bed.
- Going to...
01:36:50.855 --> 01:36:52.854 align:center
- Stay strong. Keep it up.
- Thanks, guys.
01:36:52.855 --> 01:36:54.895 align:center
[Olive] Okay, last modification.
01:36:54.896 --> 01:36:56.479 align:center
If we want a bigger, better lab,
01:36:56.480 --> 01:36:59.438 align:center
all you have to do is
not hang from the wire.
01:37:00.605 --> 01:37:02.896 align:center
♪ You can't make me disappear ♪
01:37:05.146 --> 01:37:06.813 align:center
Tiny high five.
01:37:09.271 --> 01:37:10.312 align:center
[laughs]
01:37:10.313 --> 01:37:11.646 align:center
We did it.
01:37:12.688 --> 01:37:14.271 align:center
Good job.
01:37:15.355 --> 01:37:16.979 align:center
[door creaks open]
01:37:16.980 --> 01:37:18.395 align:center
[song ends]
01:37:18.396 --> 01:37:19.645 align:center
What's going on?
01:37:19.646 --> 01:37:21.229 align:center
[door closes]
01:37:21.230 --> 01:37:23.312 align:center
Um...
01:37:23.313 --> 01:37:24.688 align:center
I was wrong.
01:37:26.271 --> 01:37:28.479 align:center
It was my fault.
01:37:28.480 --> 01:37:30.645 align:center
Adam was totally right
to kick me off the team.
01:37:30.646 --> 01:37:33.105 align:center
I'd been messing up for a long time.
01:37:35.230 --> 01:37:36.688 align:center
[sighs]
01:37:37.896 --> 01:37:39.355 align:center
Um...
01:37:40.938 --> 01:37:44.021 align:center
You know, I took a spot in this program
because my parents wanted me to.
01:37:45.438 --> 01:37:47.645 align:center
It was, like, this life
that they had envisioned for me
01:37:47.646 --> 01:37:50.188 align:center
that I had no passion for.
01:37:51.230 --> 01:37:52.645 align:center
Not like you.
01:37:52.646 --> 01:37:54.104 align:center
- Or Anh.
- Okay.
01:37:54.105 --> 01:37:56.437 align:center
So what's the life that you want?
01:37:56.438 --> 01:37:59.937 align:center
[scoffs] Honestly, I don't even know.
01:37:59.938 --> 01:38:01.229 align:center
Isn't that terrifying?
01:38:01.230 --> 01:38:03.229 align:center
No. It's exciting.
01:38:03.230 --> 01:38:06.020 align:center
'Cause now you get to figure it out
for yourself.
01:38:06.021 --> 01:38:07.770 align:center
[hopeful music playing]
01:38:07.771 --> 01:38:09.605 align:center
You got this.
01:38:13.188 --> 01:38:15.312 align:center
Uh...
01:38:15.313 --> 01:38:18.979 align:center
Ol, I just wanted to say
that I'm really sorry--
01:38:18.980 --> 01:38:21.145 align:center
Shh.
01:38:21.146 --> 01:38:22.771 align:center
No more apologies.
01:38:24.896 --> 01:38:26.480 align:center
I forgive you.
01:38:28.063 --> 01:38:29.105 align:center
I love you.
01:38:29.771 --> 01:38:31.145 align:center
I love you, too.
01:38:31.146 --> 01:38:32.438 align:center
[sighs]
01:38:34.938 --> 01:38:36.771 align:center
[laughing]
01:38:44.146 --> 01:38:45.980 align:center
Oh, it's you.
01:38:48.896 --> 01:38:50.355 align:center
Uh...
01:38:52.230 --> 01:38:53.979 align:center
How's everything?
01:38:53.980 --> 01:38:57.062 align:center
- Good.
- Yeah? How's, um...
01:38:57.063 --> 01:38:58.270 align:center
uh, Jeremy?
01:38:58.271 --> 01:38:59.354 align:center
- Good.
- Yeah?
01:38:59.355 --> 01:39:00.854 align:center
- Yeah.
- And, uh...
01:39:00.855 --> 01:39:02.313 align:center
and Malcolm?
01:39:03.355 --> 01:39:04.521 align:center
Just ask me already.
01:39:07.396 --> 01:39:08.645 align:center
How's Olive?
01:39:08.646 --> 01:39:09.729 align:center
Great.
01:39:09.730 --> 01:39:13.437 align:center
Yeah, Dr. Aslan helped her secure
a huge grant, massive,
01:39:13.438 --> 01:39:16.354 align:center
and she's allowing Olive
to use her lab, so yeah, she's killing it.
01:39:16.355 --> 01:39:18.771 align:center
Wait. Aslan? Wh-What about Harvard?
01:39:20.313 --> 01:39:22.230 align:center
- Did you know?
- Know what?
01:39:24.355 --> 01:39:27.645 align:center
Look, she didn't want me
to tell you this, but...
01:39:27.646 --> 01:39:29.229 align:center
Benton is a piece of shit.
01:39:29.230 --> 01:39:31.562 align:center
He sexually harassed her
at the conference, then--
01:39:31.563 --> 01:39:33.145 align:center
Wait, wait. What?
01:39:33.146 --> 01:39:34.354 align:center
Yeah.
01:39:34.355 --> 01:39:37.895 align:center
He told her that she'd have to fuck him
in order to work in his lab.
01:39:37.896 --> 01:39:39.312 align:center
You have great friends, dude.
01:39:39.313 --> 01:39:41.687 align:center
Wait. I-I-Is she okay? Is she--
01:39:41.688 --> 01:39:43.229 align:center
Yeah, she's fine.
01:39:43.230 --> 01:39:45.895 align:center
Because she's brave and she's strong.
01:39:45.896 --> 01:39:49.770 align:center
And she was really upset when you
completely stopped talking to her.
01:39:49.771 --> 01:39:51.854 align:center
- I wanted to do what was best for her.
- Stop.
01:39:51.855 --> 01:39:55.188 align:center
You were not doing what was best for her.
You were protecting yourself.
01:39:58.313 --> 01:40:01.729 align:center
You know, for being
a big, bad, scary scientist,
01:40:01.730 --> 01:40:04.480 align:center
you're kind of a little bitch
when it comes to love.
01:40:06.480 --> 01:40:08.604 align:center
Okay.
01:40:08.605 --> 01:40:10.438 align:center
You really hurt her.
01:40:11.646 --> 01:40:13.520 align:center
[melancholy music playing]
01:40:13.521 --> 01:40:15.730 align:center
She really cared about you, you know.
01:40:19.105 --> 01:40:22.979 align:center
I mean, she might still care about you,
like, a little bit.
01:40:22.980 --> 01:40:24.521 align:center
Like, this much.
01:40:25.813 --> 01:40:28.520 align:center
I can neither confirm nor deny.
01:40:28.521 --> 01:40:30.521 align:center
You're a good friend, Anh.
01:40:31.855 --> 01:40:33.146 align:center
Yeah, duh.
01:40:42.521 --> 01:40:44.521 align:center
[urgent music playing]
01:40:47.105 --> 01:40:50.979 align:center
Symbolic transfer entropy measure
indicates a greater driving influence
01:40:50.980 --> 01:40:53.104 align:center
on tumor-adjacent, uh...
01:40:53.105 --> 01:40:54.854 align:center
[chuckling] Well...
01:40:54.855 --> 01:40:56.354 align:center
Everyone, Dr. Adam Carlsen.
01:40:56.355 --> 01:40:58.438 align:center
To what do we owe this great honor?
01:40:59.646 --> 01:41:01.355 align:center
Whoa, buddy, what's going on?
01:41:02.230 --> 01:41:04.854 align:center
You told her she had to fuck you
to work in your lab?
01:41:04.855 --> 01:41:06.229 align:center
Who?
01:41:06.230 --> 01:41:07.313 align:center
Olive?
01:41:08.146 --> 01:41:10.020 align:center
Dude, that... that is insane.
01:41:10.021 --> 01:41:11.229 align:center
Look, I-- [sighs]
01:41:11.230 --> 01:41:13.979 align:center
I don't know what she told you
or what she thought I said,
01:41:13.980 --> 01:41:16.355 align:center
but come on, man, it's me, huh?
01:41:17.105 --> 01:41:18.687 align:center
Hey.
01:41:18.688 --> 01:41:20.854 align:center
Dude, she's obviously
one of those crazy girls,
01:41:20.855 --> 01:41:22.312 align:center
- so just--
- Shh.
01:41:22.313 --> 01:41:26.479 align:center
You go near her again,
you even think about her...
01:41:26.480 --> 01:41:28.188 align:center
I'm gonna kill you.
01:41:29.855 --> 01:41:32.063 align:center
- [quiet chatter]
- [phone chimes]
01:41:35.230 --> 01:41:38.437 align:center
You go near her again,
you even think about her...
01:41:38.438 --> 01:41:40.063 align:center
I'm gonna kill you.
01:41:42.730 --> 01:41:44.480 align:center
You just ruined your entire career.
01:41:45.980 --> 01:41:49.354 align:center
Oh, trust me, it's not my career
you want to worry about.
01:41:49.355 --> 01:41:51.604 align:center
No one's gonna touch you after this.
01:41:51.605 --> 01:41:53.730 align:center
Not Harvard, not Stanford, no one.
01:41:54.980 --> 01:41:56.563 align:center
You're finished.
01:41:59.230 --> 01:42:00.646 align:center
[scoffs]
01:42:01.980 --> 01:42:03.396 align:center
Put your fucking phone away.
01:42:05.896 --> 01:42:07.688 align:center
[sighs]
01:42:11.813 --> 01:42:13.438 align:center
What did you just do?
01:42:14.688 --> 01:42:17.312 align:center
What I would have done right away
if I'd have known what he did.
01:42:17.313 --> 01:42:18.437 align:center
I tried to tell you.
01:42:18.438 --> 01:42:19.770 align:center
I know.
01:42:19.771 --> 01:42:21.271 align:center
I know, and I'm sorry.
01:42:22.980 --> 01:42:24.937 align:center
Look, I'm an idiot.
01:42:24.938 --> 01:42:27.395 align:center
I've never been in this situation before.
01:42:27.396 --> 01:42:29.062 align:center
Neither have I, Adam.
01:42:29.063 --> 01:42:32.270 align:center
I trusted you, and then you acted
like I meant nothing to you.
01:42:32.271 --> 01:42:33.730 align:center
I know.
01:42:35.188 --> 01:42:37.270 align:center
I didn't know what to do.
01:42:37.271 --> 01:42:40.230 align:center
But I know that I never meant to hurt you.
01:42:41.063 --> 01:42:42.520 align:center
Well, it doesn't matter.
01:42:42.521 --> 01:42:43.979 align:center
I guess we're both idiots.
01:42:43.980 --> 01:42:47.562 align:center
- What do you mean?
- Because it was a classic type 1 error.
01:42:47.563 --> 01:42:49.854 align:center
It's a scientist's worst mistake.
It's a false positive.
01:42:49.855 --> 01:42:52.395 align:center
Thinking something's happening
between us when clearly it's not.
01:42:52.396 --> 01:42:53.895 align:center
No, you're wrong about that.
01:42:53.896 --> 01:42:56.063 align:center
- [sighs]
- It was a type 2 error.
01:42:57.605 --> 01:42:58.812 align:center
A false negative?
01:42:58.813 --> 01:43:02.729 align:center
Missing an effect that does exist.
01:43:02.730 --> 01:43:04.021 align:center
What effect?
01:43:08.980 --> 01:43:12.438 align:center
That I am actually in love with you.
01:43:14.396 --> 01:43:17.270 align:center
At some point, it stopped being for show,
01:43:17.271 --> 01:43:20.480 align:center
and it became real.
01:43:27.980 --> 01:43:31.146 align:center
So you contaminated the experiment.
01:43:33.313 --> 01:43:34.895 align:center
Correct. Yes.
01:43:34.896 --> 01:43:36.354 align:center
Uh, I did.
01:43:36.355 --> 01:43:38.480 align:center
Well, that's just bad protocol.
01:43:39.563 --> 01:43:41.105 align:center
Yeah.
01:43:45.355 --> 01:43:48.229 align:center
So it looks like we'll have to start over.
01:43:48.230 --> 01:43:50.313 align:center
[gentle, hopeful music playing]
01:43:53.730 --> 01:43:55.354 align:center
Right.
01:43:55.355 --> 01:43:58.062 align:center
Yeah, and we'd need to, um...
01:43:58.063 --> 01:43:59.979 align:center
collect new samples.
01:43:59.980 --> 01:44:02.105 align:center
Contain the variables this time.
01:44:03.771 --> 01:44:06.063 align:center
Then I just have
one more question for you.
01:44:08.605 --> 01:44:10.021 align:center
May I kiss you?
01:44:12.730 --> 01:44:14.355 align:center
With your consent.
01:44:15.521 --> 01:44:16.980 align:center
You may.
01:44:31.855 --> 01:44:33.520 align:center
And I love you, too.
01:44:33.521 --> 01:44:36.146 align:center
[lilting music playing]
01:44:37.563 --> 01:44:38.813 align:center
[chuckles]
01:44:47.063 --> 01:44:50.104 align:center
Oh, I heard it's one of the hardest
classes in the entire program.
01:44:50.105 --> 01:44:52.770 align:center
Only ten students pass every year,
no matter what.
01:44:52.771 --> 01:44:54.520 align:center
- Just ten.
- Same.
01:44:54.521 --> 01:44:57.395 align:center
I heard the professor kept them
in the lab so long,
01:44:57.396 --> 01:45:01.354 align:center
and he wouldn't let them have food or
water until they completed their slides.
01:45:01.355 --> 01:45:04.687 align:center
Oh, and one student passed out
from dehydration.
01:45:04.688 --> 01:45:06.646 align:center
- And then she totally died.
- Hmm?
01:45:07.688 --> 01:45:09.437 align:center
I'm just fucking with you guys.
01:45:09.438 --> 01:45:10.812 align:center
No one died.
01:45:10.813 --> 01:45:11.896 align:center
Yet.
01:45:12.730 --> 01:45:16.104 align:center
Dr. Pham, Dr. Smite-- Smith.
01:45:16.105 --> 01:45:17.187 align:center
- Smite?
- Smite!
01:45:17.188 --> 01:45:18.562 align:center
- That is a good nickname.
- Oh, my God, that's really good.
01:45:18.563 --> 01:45:19.770 align:center
- You get all the good nicknames.
- That's a good one.
01:45:19.771 --> 01:45:21.270 align:center
You've got some good ones.
01:45:21.271 --> 01:45:22.562 align:center
- Got to go.
- We don't want to be late. Sorry.
01:45:22.563 --> 01:45:23.813 align:center
Bye.
01:45:24.896 --> 01:45:25.979 align:center
Hey.
01:45:25.980 --> 01:45:27.562 align:center
Your mom would be really proud of you.
01:45:27.563 --> 01:45:30.645 align:center
[gentle music playing]
01:45:30.646 --> 01:45:34.104 align:center
Did one of your students really pass out
from dehydration?
01:45:34.105 --> 01:45:37.687 align:center
Yes, but it's because she was at
a frat party the night before.
01:45:37.688 --> 01:45:40.479 align:center
I do like the ominous tone
it sets for me, though.
01:45:40.480 --> 01:45:42.021 align:center
Mm.
01:45:44.313 --> 01:45:46.937 align:center
Go mold terrified young minds,
01:45:46.938 --> 01:45:48.645 align:center
- Dr. Smite.
- [chuckles]
01:45:48.646 --> 01:45:50.645 align:center
I'll see you later.
01:45:50.646 --> 01:45:56.354 align:center
[Olive] Bonds form only when being
together is more stable than being alone.
01:45:56.355 --> 01:45:58.604 align:center
And I'm the living proof of that.
01:45:58.605 --> 01:46:00.979 align:center
I've found my connections.
01:46:00.980 --> 01:46:02.355 align:center
My family.
01:46:03.230 --> 01:46:05.230 align:center
The chemistry of belonging.
01:46:06.521 --> 01:46:08.521 align:center
[cheerful music playing]
01:46:38.521 --> 01:46:40.521 align:center
♪ ♪
01:46:48.646 --> 01:46:50.646 align:center
[intriguing music playing]
01:47:20.646 --> 01:47:22.646 align:center
♪ ♪
01:47:52.646 --> 01:47:54.646 align:center
♪ ♪
01:48:24.646 --> 01:48:26.646 align:center
♪ ♪
01:48:56.646 --> 01:48:58.646 align:center
♪ ♪
01:49:06.938 --> 01:49:08.938 align:center
[upbeat music playing]
01:49:38.938 --> 01:49:40.938 align:center
♪ ♪
01:50:03.480 --> 01:50:05.480 align:center
[music ends]