WEBVTT 00:00:15.075 --> 00:00:16.491 align:center - OK. - OK. Here we go. 00:00:16.575 --> 00:00:19.075 align:center OK. 00:00:20.995 --> 00:00:23.045 align:center Hold on. 00:00:24.295 --> 00:00:25.541 align:center One more time. 00:00:28.045 --> 00:00:29.591 align:center Wait! Slower, slower, slower... 00:00:29.675 --> 00:00:31.385 align:center One more time. 00:00:35.265 --> 00:00:36.931 align:center - Uh-huh! - And then just one time. 00:00:40.265 --> 00:00:41.305 align:center Uh-huh. 00:00:41.435 --> 00:00:42.891 align:center And now the hard part! 00:00:44.775 --> 00:00:46.645 align:center No! 00:00:46.775 --> 00:00:50.405 align:center One, two, three, four, bam-bam... 00:00:55.195 --> 00:00:56.411 align:center - You got it? - Yes. 00:00:56.495 --> 00:00:58.115 align:center And now's the best part. 00:00:59.165 --> 00:01:00.715 align:center Yeah. 00:01:00.745 --> 00:01:02.661 align:center - OK, OK, OK... Ready? - One more time, together. 00:01:02.745 --> 00:01:05.081 align:center - Wait... Are you ready? - Two hands, 00:01:05.165 --> 00:01:07.315 align:center - and then... - Yep. 00:01:10.885 --> 00:01:13.215 align:center Yeah, perfect. Perfect. You can do it. 00:01:13.345 --> 00:01:14.845 align:center You're so flexible. 00:01:14.965 --> 00:01:17.385 align:center OK. OK. One more time. 00:01:19.385 --> 00:01:20.895 align:center Uh... 00:01:21.015 --> 00:01:22.265 align:center Yeah! 00:01:24.395 --> 00:01:26.475 align:center - Yeah! - Yeah... 00:01:34.905 --> 00:01:39.325 align:center I missed a bit. 00:01:39.455 --> 00:01:40.745 align:center One more, one more. 00:01:43.785 --> 00:01:45.041 align:center - Ugh. - Whoops! 00:01:50.255 --> 00:01:53.585 align:center One more time. 00:02:00.425 --> 00:02:03.095 align:center It's perfect! 00:02:29.505 --> 00:02:31.165 align:center That was great. 00:02:31.295 --> 00:02:32.875 align:center Great work. 00:02:33.005 --> 00:02:34.335 align:center Sounding... 00:02:34.465 --> 00:02:37.545 align:center Yeah, sounding really good. 00:02:37.675 --> 00:02:39.055 align:center Um... 00:02:39.175 --> 00:02:42.595 align:center Maybe, uh... play it a couple more times, 00:02:42.725 --> 00:02:45.645 align:center just for practice, but... good job. 00:02:46.765 --> 00:02:48.395 align:center Oh... 00:02:52.275 --> 00:02:54.405 align:center Stupid fucking thing! 00:02:56.115 --> 00:02:58.025 align:center OK. 00:03:05.615 --> 00:03:07.575 align:center No. 00:03:10.745 --> 00:03:12.505 align:center Come on... Oh! 00:03:13.375 --> 00:03:14.675 align:center Fuck me. 00:05:33.685 --> 00:05:35.475 align:center Shoes off, please. 00:05:37.605 --> 00:05:39.355 align:center Oh... 00:05:39.485 --> 00:05:41.861 align:center Will you please remind me why you got me this bike? 00:05:41.945 --> 00:05:44.065 align:center - What? - This bike. Why? 00:05:44.195 --> 00:05:47.365 align:center Core strength. Spine health. Remember what the doctor said. 00:05:47.485 --> 00:05:49.535 align:center You were supposed to fold it. 00:05:49.655 --> 00:05:52.455 align:center The whole point of a folding bike - it folds. 00:05:52.575 --> 00:05:54.625 align:center This thing is fucking impossible to fold. 00:05:54.745 --> 00:05:56.545 align:center Do you know how hard this is to fold? 00:05:56.625 --> 00:05:58.501 align:center It's supposed to be more convenient than a normal bike. 00:05:58.585 --> 00:06:00.581 align:center It's way less convenient than a normal bike. 00:06:00.665 --> 00:06:02.755 align:center Also, the wheels, they're so little. 00:06:02.885 --> 00:06:04.755 align:center It's like I gotta pedal four times 00:06:04.885 --> 00:06:08.055 align:center to get one normal wheel rotation out of it. 00:06:08.175 --> 00:06:10.015 align:center You have to practice, maybe. 00:06:13.395 --> 00:06:14.855 align:center Where's Maggie? Yo, Maggie! 00:06:14.975 --> 00:06:16.515 align:center No, she's not here. 00:06:16.645 --> 00:06:19.315 align:center - Where is she? - She's, uh... at a sleepover. 00:06:19.435 --> 00:06:21.895 align:center - Where? - At Sadie's. 00:06:22.025 --> 00:06:23.771 align:center I didn't know she was having a sleepover with Sadie. 00:06:23.855 --> 00:06:25.231 align:center Oh, it was sort of last minute. 00:06:25.315 --> 00:06:28.735 align:center Oh, God. Sadie is so strange, isn't she? 00:06:28.865 --> 00:06:30.821 align:center I don't know if it's good that she's hanging around with Sadie. 00:06:30.905 --> 00:06:32.035 align:center I mean, she's fine. 00:06:32.155 --> 00:06:34.245 align:center I called ahead. Sadie's mother is single. 00:06:34.365 --> 00:06:36.875 align:center There are no men or weapons in the home. 00:06:36.995 --> 00:06:39.291 align:center You called Sadie's mother to ask if she was single? 00:06:39.375 --> 00:06:41.665 align:center - Yeah, of course - "Of course"? 00:06:43.375 --> 00:06:45.045 align:center Sadie's fucking crazy. 00:06:45.175 --> 00:06:46.885 align:center Mm... 00:06:47.005 --> 00:06:49.885 align:center Whoa... holy shit! 00:06:50.015 --> 00:06:51.635 align:center My God, look at all this cheese! 00:06:51.765 --> 00:06:53.471 align:center No! No, no... Leave it, leave it, leave it...! 00:06:53.555 --> 00:06:54.811 align:center Not yet! Not yet. Not... Not yet. 00:06:54.895 --> 00:06:56.311 align:center What is all this? What is that... 00:06:56.395 --> 00:06:58.765 align:center - What is that smell? - I'm making a soufflé. 00:06:58.895 --> 00:07:00.315 align:center You're making a soufflé, 00:07:00.435 --> 00:07:01.851 align:center and there's 200 pounds of cheese? 00:07:01.935 --> 00:07:04.151 align:center Is there, like, an event? Are we expecting people? 00:07:04.235 --> 00:07:07.115 align:center - Our neighbors. - Which neighbors? 00:07:07.235 --> 00:07:10.235 align:center Our upstairs neighbors. I told you yesterday, remember? 00:07:10.365 --> 00:07:12.195 align:center You have mentioned 00:07:12.325 --> 00:07:14.951 align:center that for some insane reason you want to invite them over. 00:07:15.035 --> 00:07:16.831 align:center You for sure didn't tell me they were coming over tonight. 00:07:16.915 --> 00:07:18.161 align:center Why didn't you ask me about this? 00:07:18.245 --> 00:07:19.455 align:center I did. 00:07:19.585 --> 00:07:21.041 align:center Oh, did you, sweetie? When did that happen? 00:07:21.125 --> 00:07:22.625 align:center I told you yesterday. 00:07:22.755 --> 00:07:24.255 align:center Well, telling me and asking me 00:07:24.375 --> 00:07:26.041 align:center are actually two very different things. 00:07:26.125 --> 00:07:28.211 align:center And if I'm being honest, I... I don't even think you told me. 00:07:28.295 --> 00:07:30.995 align:center It's not like you listen to anything that I say anyway. 00:07:31.055 --> 00:07:33.095 align:center Oh, fuck, did you forget the wine? 00:07:33.225 --> 00:07:34.641 align:center - What wine? - I... I texted you. 00:07:34.725 --> 00:07:36.311 align:center I texted you about wine. We don't have any wine. 00:07:36.395 --> 00:07:38.935 align:center - What are you doing? Stop! - I'm eating a pickle. 00:07:39.055 --> 00:07:41.351 align:center I couldn't have any cheese. I'm hungry. I'm eating a pickle. 00:07:41.435 --> 00:07:43.395 align:center Now you're not gonna eat my soufflé. 00:07:43.525 --> 00:07:45.525 align:center And we have no wine. This is a nightmare! 00:07:45.645 --> 00:07:48.235 align:center - It's not a fucking nightmare. - What? 00:07:48.365 --> 00:07:49.485 align:center Nothing. 00:07:49.615 --> 00:07:51.615 align:center Can you please just clean up your office? 00:07:51.735 --> 00:07:53.575 align:center It's... It's just such an eyesore. 00:07:53.695 --> 00:07:55.535 align:center Can you please call the neighbors 00:07:55.655 --> 00:07:57.665 align:center and tell 'em to come another time? 00:07:58.705 --> 00:08:00.085 align:center - No. - "No". 00:08:00.205 --> 00:08:02.835 align:center It's too late. They're coming in ten minutes. 00:08:02.955 --> 00:08:04.655 align:center They're coming in ten fucking mi... 00:08:04.755 --> 00:08:06.455 align:center Why didn't you tell me any of this? 00:08:06.465 --> 00:08:08.381 align:center Because we've been talking about them coming for six months, OK? 00:08:08.465 --> 00:08:10.381 align:center And they've been so nice about all our noise 00:08:10.465 --> 00:08:12.675 align:center - from the renovation. - "Our" noise? 00:08:12.805 --> 00:08:15.305 align:center Did you just say they've been nice about our noise? 00:08:15.385 --> 00:08:16.635 align:center That's nuts! 00:08:16.765 --> 00:08:18.181 align:center You're making a soufflé for these people now? 00:08:18.265 --> 00:08:20.311 align:center - What is happening here? - She said she wanted to see it. 00:08:20.395 --> 00:08:21.981 align:center She just wants to see it now that it's done, 00:08:22.065 --> 00:08:24.115 align:center and she's very nice. They're very, very... 00:08:24.225 --> 00:08:25.525 align:center You know, they seem cool. 00:08:25.645 --> 00:08:29.405 align:center And she just... She has, like, presence, and... 00:08:29.525 --> 00:08:32.445 align:center She's so... She's so pretty. 00:08:32.575 --> 00:08:34.035 align:center Yeah, she's fine. 00:08:34.155 --> 00:08:36.865 align:center But he is a fucking weirdo, OK? 00:08:36.995 --> 00:08:38.491 align:center Every time I'm in the elevator with him, 00:08:38.575 --> 00:08:39.951 align:center it's, like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, nonstop. 00:08:40.035 --> 00:08:41.951 align:center - You know what I mean? - That's just what people do. 00:08:42.035 --> 00:08:43.285 align:center He's asking me questions, 00:08:43.335 --> 00:08:44.791 align:center and he wants me to ask him questions. 00:08:44.875 --> 00:08:46.461 align:center And the eye contact is off the charts. 00:08:46.545 --> 00:08:48.835 align:center Yeah. That's called a conversation, Joe. 00:08:49.885 --> 00:08:50.965 align:center What is this? 00:08:51.795 --> 00:08:53.635 align:center What? That's a rug. 00:08:53.755 --> 00:08:55.595 align:center - It's new. - Yeah. 00:08:57.265 --> 00:08:58.891 align:center Did you buy this rug because the neighbors are coming? 00:08:58.975 --> 00:09:00.561 align:center - Oh, my God! - How much was this rug? 00:09:00.645 --> 00:09:02.351 align:center - You are so predictable. - I'm predictable? 00:09:02.435 --> 00:09:04.585 align:center You bought a whole rug to impress strangers. 00:09:04.605 --> 00:09:06.231 align:center Isn't that a little bit more predictable? 00:09:06.315 --> 00:09:08.565 align:center I could've seen that coming a mile away. 00:09:08.695 --> 00:09:11.195 align:center Can we please do a reset? 00:09:11.315 --> 00:09:12.565 align:center A what? 00:09:12.695 --> 00:09:14.111 align:center Can you leave and come back in again? 00:09:14.195 --> 00:09:16.151 align:center - Is this from a podcast? - Yes, it is. Does it matter? 00:09:16.235 --> 00:09:18.161 align:center You physically want me to leave the apartment and come back in? 00:09:18.245 --> 00:09:20.661 align:center - Yes. Please do that for me. - No, it's fucking silly. 00:09:20.745 --> 00:09:22.331 align:center Joe, I'm asking you to just do that for me. 00:09:22.415 --> 00:09:23.621 align:center - Would that be OK? - Fine. 00:09:23.705 --> 00:09:25.665 align:center - I will do that for you, OK? - Great. 00:09:25.795 --> 00:09:26.921 align:center - Here we go. - Thank you. 00:09:27.005 --> 00:09:29.055 align:center Yeah. Thank you. This will fix everything. 00:09:38.805 --> 00:09:40.935 align:center - Hi, I'm home. - Hi. 00:09:41.725 --> 00:09:44.015 align:center Oh, how's it going? 00:09:44.145 --> 00:09:46.525 align:center - Great. - Cool. 00:09:46.645 --> 00:09:49.985 align:center Any, uh... Any plans for tonight? 00:09:50.105 --> 00:09:52.525 align:center Yeah. Uh, our neighbors are coming over. 00:09:52.655 --> 00:09:54.235 align:center Neighbors? Oh, man. I love them. 00:09:54.365 --> 00:09:56.321 align:center Especially how chatty and inquisitive they are. 00:09:56.405 --> 00:09:58.865 align:center It's so cool. They're super cool. 00:09:58.995 --> 00:10:02.325 align:center But maybe you could call 'em and ask them to come another night, 00:10:02.455 --> 00:10:05.835 align:center 'cause I'm just not feeling up for it tonight, you know? 00:10:07.495 --> 00:10:08.665 align:center - No! - "No"? 00:10:08.795 --> 00:10:10.215 align:center - No! - What the fuck? 00:10:10.335 --> 00:10:12.171 align:center No. It would be rude. They're literally on their way. 00:10:12.255 --> 00:10:13.921 align:center - What do you mean, "rude"? - That's crazy. 00:10:14.005 --> 00:10:15.921 align:center - I thought we were gonna reset. - So did I. 00:10:16.005 --> 00:10:17.721 align:center - You said the same shit. - So did you. 00:10:17.805 --> 00:10:19.221 align:center Can we put curtains on this window? 00:10:19.305 --> 00:10:21.091 align:center I don't like how they can see right into our apartment. 00:10:21.175 --> 00:10:22.845 align:center No, I like the light. 00:10:26.685 --> 00:10:28.525 align:center I got this special ham, you know, 00:10:28.645 --> 00:10:30.775 align:center 'cause she's from Spain, so, it's... 00:10:30.895 --> 00:10:32.311 align:center It's not actually ham, it's jamón. 00:10:32.395 --> 00:10:33.821 align:center I can't have any of this cheese? 00:10:33.905 --> 00:10:35.981 align:center Please don't eat the cheese. I worked so hard on that. 00:10:36.065 --> 00:10:37.441 align:center Can you just wait, and then they'll come, 00:10:37.525 --> 00:10:38.735 align:center and you'll eat cheese, 00:10:38.865 --> 00:10:40.451 align:center and then you can go upstairs and smoke weed. 00:10:40.535 --> 00:10:41.951 align:center I'd smoke weed in here if you let me. 00:10:42.035 --> 00:10:44.955 align:center No, I won't, because it gets stuck in the walls. 00:10:46.665 --> 00:10:47.955 align:center You know what? 00:10:49.165 --> 00:10:50.461 align:center I actually think it's really cool 00:10:50.545 --> 00:10:52.625 align:center that they're coming over tonight. 00:10:52.755 --> 00:10:56.135 align:center - Why? - Because... 00:10:56.255 --> 00:10:58.261 align:center I can finally talk to 'em about the noise. 00:10:58.345 --> 00:11:01.175 align:center - No, Joe, we made a deal. - What deal? 00:11:01.305 --> 00:11:03.005 align:center That we weren't gonna say anything. 00:11:03.055 --> 00:11:05.765 align:center Yeah. Well, you know what? I changed my mind. 00:11:05.895 --> 00:11:08.145 align:center God! It's none of our business 00:11:08.265 --> 00:11:10.525 align:center what they do in the privacy of their own home. 00:11:10.645 --> 00:11:13.245 align:center None of our business that every night we get waken up 00:11:13.355 --> 00:11:15.945 align:center by floor-shaking animal fucking? 00:11:16.065 --> 00:11:17.481 align:center How is that none of our business? 00:11:17.565 --> 00:11:19.191 align:center How is that none of our fucking business? 00:11:19.275 --> 00:11:22.075 align:center She is having just spectacular orgasms up there. 00:11:22.195 --> 00:11:23.951 align:center Are you aware of how difficult that is for a woman? 00:11:24.035 --> 00:11:25.491 align:center Doesn't seem that hard for her! 00:11:25.575 --> 00:11:27.041 align:center What, is she your role model now? 00:11:27.125 --> 00:11:28.501 align:center Yeah, she's definitely my role model. 00:11:28.585 --> 00:11:29.955 align:center She's your come role model? 00:11:30.085 --> 00:11:31.295 align:center - That's great. - Yeah. 00:11:31.415 --> 00:11:33.795 align:center Can we please just paint this room already? 00:11:33.915 --> 00:11:35.671 align:center Well, we haven't picked a color, Joe, so no. 00:11:35.755 --> 00:11:38.005 align:center It's the same color. Pick a color. Who cares? 00:11:38.135 --> 00:11:39.595 align:center It's not the same color. 00:11:39.715 --> 00:11:41.591 align:center Remember I almost said something to 'em in the elevator that day? 00:11:41.675 --> 00:11:42.931 align:center I was so close to saying something. 00:11:43.015 --> 00:11:44.915 align:center Oh, I wish I'd said something that day. 00:11:45.015 --> 00:11:47.761 align:center I do. I remember that we decided we were not gonna say anything. 00:11:47.845 --> 00:11:49.931 align:center Yeah, that's because I thought it couldn't get any worse. 00:11:50.015 --> 00:11:51.391 align:center And you know what happened right after that 00:11:51.475 --> 00:11:53.061 align:center is it got much, much, much, much worse. 00:11:53.145 --> 00:11:55.521 align:center They were gonna crash through the ceiling the other day! 00:11:55.605 --> 00:11:57.905 align:center Joe! We are not saying anything. 00:11:58.025 --> 00:11:59.825 align:center Why not? They're cool, right? 00:11:59.945 --> 00:12:01.281 align:center You keep saying how cool they are. 00:12:01.365 --> 00:12:02.865 align:center So, maybe if I bring it up, 00:12:02.985 --> 00:12:05.741 align:center we can finally get to the bottom of whose orgasm is whose. 00:12:05.825 --> 00:12:07.621 align:center Is he the whimperer and she's the growler, 00:12:07.705 --> 00:12:09.371 align:center or is she the whimperer and he's the growler? 00:12:09.455 --> 00:12:11.955 align:center Either way, I'll bring it up, we'll laugh about it, 00:12:12.085 --> 00:12:13.831 align:center and I'll tell them to knock it the fuck off. 00:12:13.915 --> 00:12:16.251 align:center It's like you want everyone to feel uncomfortable. 00:12:16.335 --> 00:12:18.045 align:center I'm the one who's uncomfortable. 00:12:18.175 --> 00:12:19.885 align:center If our neighbors were waking us up 00:12:20.005 --> 00:12:21.881 align:center every night at four in the morning by blasting music 00:12:21.965 --> 00:12:23.301 align:center and I said something about it to them, 00:12:23.385 --> 00:12:24.971 align:center wouldn't that be completely reasonable? 00:12:25.055 --> 00:12:26.385 align:center It's the exact same thing, 00:12:26.515 --> 00:12:28.181 align:center but it's even more justified 'cause it's fucking! 00:12:28.265 --> 00:12:31.975 align:center Just don't say anything. Just not tonight. Please! 00:12:37.445 --> 00:12:39.485 align:center This shirt, is this also new? 00:12:39.865 --> 00:12:41.315 align:center Yes. 00:12:41.445 --> 00:12:43.901 align:center Well, it's nice. It looks... looks really good on you. 00:12:43.985 --> 00:12:46.445 align:center Well, you could tell me that once in a while. 00:12:46.575 --> 00:12:48.955 align:center I just did tell you that. 00:12:49.075 --> 00:12:51.205 align:center God, I can't believe you forgot the wine. 00:12:51.325 --> 00:12:52.705 align:center I didn't forget the wine. 00:12:52.835 --> 00:12:55.291 align:center I'm on this collapsible bike like a fucking schmuck, 00:12:55.375 --> 00:12:57.251 align:center and I can't answer text messages while I'm on it. 00:12:57.335 --> 00:12:58.591 align:center Oh! Do we have anything nice to drink? 00:12:58.675 --> 00:13:00.135 align:center No, there's nothing to drink. 00:13:00.255 --> 00:13:02.171 align:center We should probably call them and tell them not to come over. 00:13:02.255 --> 00:13:03.671 align:center Look, we have this, this thing. Is this weird? 00:13:03.755 --> 00:13:05.221 align:center Yes, it's weird. What is this? New Year's? 00:13:05.305 --> 00:13:06.971 align:center We're popping champagne with these people? 00:13:07.055 --> 00:13:08.705 align:center It's fine, look. We'll pre-pop it, 00:13:08.725 --> 00:13:10.931 align:center so by the time they get here, it'll be, you know, fizzed out, 00:13:11.015 --> 00:13:12.641 align:center and it'll just be like a sparkling wine. 00:13:12.725 --> 00:13:15.351 align:center Can't you see this is obviously not a good time to have company? 00:13:15.435 --> 00:13:17.811 align:center What the fuck do you mean? I just made this whole soufflé. 00:13:17.895 --> 00:13:19.445 align:center - Did you see this thing? - Yes. 00:13:19.485 --> 00:13:21.531 align:center Do you have any idea how hard I worked on this fucking thing? 00:13:21.615 --> 00:13:23.531 align:center It's gonna be fucking beautiful if you'd just shut the fuck up! 00:13:23.615 --> 00:13:24.951 align:center I'm gonna make this very simple. 00:13:25.035 --> 00:13:26.911 align:center Either you tell 'em not to come, or I'm gonna bring up 00:13:26.995 --> 00:13:28.905 align:center the screaming, groaning fucking noises. 00:13:29.035 --> 00:13:30.365 align:center What? 00:13:30.495 --> 00:13:32.791 align:center - Was that an ultimatum? - Yeah. The choice is yours. 00:13:32.875 --> 00:13:34.745 align:center I'm sorry. 00:13:34.875 --> 00:13:36.371 align:center You're gonna bring up the fucking? 00:13:36.455 --> 00:13:39.165 align:center - Yeah. - Mm. Mm-hmm. 00:13:39.295 --> 00:13:42.135 align:center Do you even understand how hard it is 00:13:42.255 --> 00:13:44.171 align:center - for a woman to come that hard? - Yes, I do, 00:13:44.255 --> 00:13:46.511 align:center 'cause you've mentioned it 100 times in the last 3 minutes. 00:13:46.595 --> 00:13:48.051 align:center 'Cause I don't think you get it. 00:13:48.135 --> 00:13:51.225 align:center I don't think you really understand how difficult it is. 00:13:51.345 --> 00:13:53.391 align:center And if we say something, do you know what's gonna happen? 00:13:53.475 --> 00:13:55.355 align:center Every time they fuck and she comes, 00:13:55.475 --> 00:13:57.811 align:center they're gonna see our dumb faces. That's not fair. 00:13:57.895 --> 00:14:02.445 align:center I could not care less about anything in the world 00:14:02.565 --> 00:14:04.365 align:center than this woman's fucking orgasm. 00:14:04.485 --> 00:14:05.901 align:center I just wanted to have a nice night. 00:14:05.985 --> 00:14:07.741 align:center I just wanted to have a nice, normal fucking night, 00:14:07.825 --> 00:14:09.365 align:center and you won't let me. 00:14:09.495 --> 00:14:10.951 align:center These people are disrespecting us. 00:14:11.035 --> 00:14:13.331 align:center They know we can hear them, can you not see that? 00:14:13.415 --> 00:14:15.041 align:center What are you talking about? You sound like your father. 00:14:15.125 --> 00:14:17.041 align:center - No. That is not what this is. - Yes, it is. 00:14:17.125 --> 00:14:18.161 align:center They know we can hear them. 00:14:18.245 --> 00:14:19.545 align:center - They get off on it. - No! 00:14:19.585 --> 00:14:21.171 align:center They're fucking with us. They're perverts. 00:14:21.255 --> 00:14:22.755 align:center They're not thinking about us! 00:14:22.875 --> 00:14:25.131 align:center Well, maybe that's the problem. Maybe they should be! 00:14:25.215 --> 00:14:27.381 align:center Why? Oh... You know what? We're not fucking canceling. 00:14:27.465 --> 00:14:29.555 align:center Do you know why? We don't have friends! 00:14:29.675 --> 00:14:31.011 align:center You mean I'll be friends with them? 00:14:31.095 --> 00:14:32.601 align:center - Are you kidding me? - Why not? Maybe. 00:14:32.685 --> 00:14:34.635 align:center It's not my fault we don't have friends. 00:14:34.685 --> 00:14:36.885 align:center I would love to have friends. People like me. 00:14:36.895 --> 00:14:38.601 align:center Why do you think we don't have friends? 00:14:38.685 --> 00:14:40.851 align:center I'll tell you why: 'Cause we're fucking miserab...! 00:14:44.605 --> 00:14:45.985 align:center Hi. 00:14:46.945 --> 00:14:48.485 align:center Hi. Come in. 00:14:48.615 --> 00:14:49.825 align:center Nice to see you, Angela. 00:14:49.945 --> 00:14:53.035 align:center Yes, I'm... We are so happy you're here. 00:14:55.325 --> 00:14:56.375 align:center Hi. 00:14:57.035 --> 00:14:58.085 align:center Ah, two. 00:14:58.205 --> 00:15:00.415 align:center - Nice to meet you. - Angela. Me too. 00:15:00.545 --> 00:15:02.965 align:center Yes. Joe, you... 00:15:03.085 --> 00:15:05.175 align:center You remember Piña and Hawk? 00:15:08.505 --> 00:15:11.175 align:center This... It's still a good time? 00:15:11.305 --> 00:15:13.345 align:center Yes. Yeah. 00:15:13.475 --> 00:15:15.061 align:center Are you sure we're not interrupting? 00:15:15.145 --> 00:15:16.181 align:center No, it's great. 00:15:16.265 --> 00:15:17.521 align:center - If it's good for you... - Yeah. 00:15:17.605 --> 00:15:19.391 align:center it's great for us. Yeah, we love... Yeah. 00:15:19.475 --> 00:15:23.605 align:center It just... It took you a while to come to the door, 00:15:23.735 --> 00:15:26.315 align:center and it sounded like you were arguing. 00:15:26.445 --> 00:15:28.191 align:center - No filter. - No, I just wanna be honest. 00:15:28.275 --> 00:15:30.785 align:center We were... We were at the door before we rang, 00:15:30.905 --> 00:15:32.865 align:center and we could hear you were fighting. 00:15:32.995 --> 00:15:35.665 align:center Oh, we were talk... We were, um... 00:15:35.785 --> 00:15:37.411 align:center - We were fighting. - We were fighting, yeah. 00:15:37.495 --> 00:15:39.495 align:center Bit of a contentious environment in here, 00:15:39.625 --> 00:15:41.331 align:center so I understand if that's repellent to you. 00:15:41.415 --> 00:15:42.871 align:center No hard feelings, you know what I mean? 00:15:42.955 --> 00:15:44.795 align:center Completely understand. You know? 00:15:44.915 --> 00:15:47.295 align:center We love a contentious environment. 00:15:50.385 --> 00:15:51.965 align:center - We love it. - OK. 00:15:52.095 --> 00:15:54.135 align:center Well, really, really, it's fine. 00:15:54.265 --> 00:15:56.595 align:center You hit the jackpot, then, my friend. 00:15:57.435 --> 00:15:59.015 align:center You're in for a treat. 00:15:59.145 --> 00:16:00.391 align:center - OK? - Yeah, great. 00:16:00.475 --> 00:16:01.981 align:center Do we have to take our shoes off? 00:16:02.065 --> 00:16:04.145 align:center Oh God, no. No, no! No! No! 00:16:04.275 --> 00:16:06.075 align:center - Yeah. OK. Great. - Hey... Hey, Joe. 00:16:06.145 --> 00:16:07.901 align:center - May I look at this place? - Yeah, thank you. 00:16:07.985 --> 00:16:10.285 align:center Joe! Be honest, do you want us to take 'em off? 00:16:11.985 --> 00:16:14.661 align:center I don't give a fuck if you take your shoes off, personally. 00:16:14.745 --> 00:16:16.575 align:center God... 00:16:21.745 --> 00:16:23.875 align:center - Hawk, is it? - Hawk, yeah. Yeah. 00:16:24.005 --> 00:16:25.875 align:center - Like the bird? - Yep, like the bird. 00:16:26.625 --> 00:16:28.125 align:center Cool. 00:16:28.255 --> 00:16:30.175 align:center This guy. 00:16:31.345 --> 00:16:33.385 align:center We've been dying to see your apartment. 00:16:33.515 --> 00:16:36.805 align:center Oh! Oh, God. I'm so sorry. We wanted to invite you. 00:16:36.935 --> 00:16:38.385 align:center It wasn't quite ready before. 00:16:38.435 --> 00:16:40.141 align:center Still isn't quite ready if you ask me. 00:16:40.225 --> 00:16:42.021 align:center Yeah, 'cause you mentioned it in the elevator, 00:16:42.105 --> 00:16:43.475 align:center but then you never called. 00:16:43.605 --> 00:16:45.105 align:center - Yes. - We, uh... 00:16:45.235 --> 00:16:47.231 align:center What? No... I mean, we wondered if we did something wrong. 00:16:47.315 --> 00:16:48.441 align:center - No, God, no. - Well... 00:16:48.525 --> 00:16:50.565 align:center No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. 00:16:50.695 --> 00:16:52.155 align:center No, I'm sorry about that. No. 00:16:52.275 --> 00:16:54.615 align:center What do you... What do you think? 00:16:54.735 --> 00:16:56.405 align:center - It's huge. - So much bigger now. 00:16:56.535 --> 00:16:59.205 align:center - It has such a nice flow. - You guys have money? 00:17:09.085 --> 00:17:10.585 align:center Just saying... 00:17:10.715 --> 00:17:13.425 align:center You really... You really got some beautiful pieces. 00:17:13.555 --> 00:17:15.301 align:center - It's all Angela. - Well, I know what I like, 00:17:15.385 --> 00:17:17.471 align:center - but it's not all expensive. - Some of it is very expensive. 00:17:17.555 --> 00:17:19.761 align:center - Some of it. Most of it's not. - Some of it is, though. 00:17:19.845 --> 00:17:21.545 align:center - Not everything. - But some of it. 00:17:21.645 --> 00:17:23.061 align:center I guess what I meant to say is, 00:17:23.145 --> 00:17:25.441 align:center you can tell that it's been done with a lot of care, 00:17:25.525 --> 00:17:27.485 align:center and you have a really great eye. 00:17:28.645 --> 00:17:30.945 align:center That's true. I... I can feel it. 00:17:31.065 --> 00:17:33.195 align:center I feel you put so much love. 00:17:34.235 --> 00:17:36.615 align:center I... I did that. Thank you, yeah. 00:17:36.735 --> 00:17:38.495 align:center I... 00:17:38.615 --> 00:17:41.285 align:center I love it. I do love it. I really care. I do. 00:17:41.415 --> 00:17:43.955 align:center - Thank you for saying that. - I can see it. 00:17:44.085 --> 00:17:45.625 align:center I care. I do care a lot. I... 00:17:47.755 --> 00:17:50.465 align:center I'm so sorry. I'm getting emotional. 00:17:50.585 --> 00:17:53.465 align:center I don't know why, but I thank you. 00:17:53.595 --> 00:17:55.135 align:center Thank you for saying that. 00:17:55.255 --> 00:17:56.931 align:center - Yeah, it has... - ... great energy. 00:17:58.805 --> 00:18:01.725 align:center - Oh! I... - Wow! Look at that! 00:18:01.845 --> 00:18:04.021 align:center Energy is what I was going for. That's what I wanted. 00:18:04.105 --> 00:18:06.521 align:center Energy's great. We talked a lot about how to capture energy, 00:18:06.605 --> 00:18:08.391 align:center as though that was a real thing we could do. 00:18:08.475 --> 00:18:11.145 align:center - Well, energy is everything. - Really? 00:18:11.275 --> 00:18:15.065 align:center Kinetic, chemical, potential, nuclear, sexual. 00:18:15.195 --> 00:18:18.115 align:center You cannot really create it or destroy it, 00:18:18.235 --> 00:18:21.035 align:center but you can find ways to shape it. 00:18:21.155 --> 00:18:23.785 align:center - Mm. - Beautiful. 00:18:23.915 --> 00:18:25.451 align:center You shaped it really beautifully here. 00:18:25.535 --> 00:18:27.415 align:center - I love the shape. - Thank you. 00:18:28.545 --> 00:18:30.165 align:center Too existential for you, Joe? 00:18:30.295 --> 00:18:32.335 align:center No. Hey... Not existential enough for me. 00:18:32.465 --> 00:18:35.175 align:center Let's get deep. What is life? 00:18:39.055 --> 00:18:41.975 align:center Oh, that is my Spanish flan. 00:18:42.095 --> 00:18:45.435 align:center No! Oh, my God! Flan. Oh, how elegant. 00:18:45.555 --> 00:18:46.765 align:center Fair warning. 00:18:46.895 --> 00:18:49.525 align:center Once you try Piña's flan, there's no going back. 00:18:49.645 --> 00:18:51.395 align:center You'll be at our door late at night, 00:18:51.435 --> 00:18:52.985 align:center like a junkie under the bridge, 00:18:53.065 --> 00:18:56.655 align:center saying, "We need a score", like, uh... heroin. 00:18:58.235 --> 00:19:00.325 align:center Wow! 00:19:00.445 --> 00:19:01.745 align:center Hmm. 00:19:02.745 --> 00:19:04.411 align:center You might wanna put it in the fridge. 00:19:04.495 --> 00:19:05.995 align:center Yes. Yeah. Come... 00:19:06.125 --> 00:19:07.291 align:center Yeah, you want it refrigerated. 00:19:07.375 --> 00:19:09.085 align:center - Is it "flawn" or "flan"? - Flan. 00:19:09.205 --> 00:19:10.291 align:center - Flan? - Flan. 00:19:10.375 --> 00:19:12.255 align:center - Thought it was "flawn". - Yes. 00:19:18.425 --> 00:19:20.215 align:center Oh! 00:19:22.595 --> 00:19:24.885 align:center - Remember to... - Yes! Right! 00:19:28.605 --> 00:19:30.475 align:center I'm so sorry. I haven't... 00:19:30.605 --> 00:19:33.695 align:center I literally haven't offered you anything to drink. I'm so... 00:19:33.815 --> 00:19:39.575 align:center We have some beautiful sparkling... 00:19:39.695 --> 00:19:41.615 align:center - Hmm! - ...um, that... 00:19:41.735 --> 00:19:43.115 align:center Or maybe you'd prefer... 00:19:43.245 --> 00:19:44.745 align:center - Wine. - Wine's better. 00:19:44.865 --> 00:19:47.075 align:center - Wine. Wine. - Yeah. 00:19:47.205 --> 00:19:49.375 align:center Wine. Do we have wine? 00:19:49.495 --> 00:19:51.335 align:center - We do have wine. - We do have wine? 00:19:51.455 --> 00:19:53.041 align:center - Oh, we do. We have wine. - Oh, wine. 00:19:53.125 --> 00:19:55.575 align:center We have... We have the anniversary wine. 00:19:55.675 --> 00:19:57.135 align:center - Our anniversary wine? - Yes. 00:19:57.255 --> 00:19:59.051 align:center The wine my uncle gave us for our anniversary 00:19:59.135 --> 00:20:00.671 align:center that we've been saving for a special occasion? 00:20:00.755 --> 00:20:02.175 align:center - Château Haut-Brion? - Yes. 00:20:02.305 --> 00:20:03.675 align:center - 1980? - Yes. 00:20:03.805 --> 00:20:05.435 align:center Get the wine! 00:20:05.555 --> 00:20:06.801 align:center - We have. - We do have wine. 00:20:06.885 --> 00:20:08.975 align:center We've been waiting for the perfect moment. 00:20:09.105 --> 00:20:11.181 align:center - Are you sure this is it? - Yes! Yeah! Yeah, yeah. Yep. 00:20:11.265 --> 00:20:14.065 align:center Yeah. Totally. 00:20:14.185 --> 00:20:16.775 align:center That's great. Finally! 00:20:16.895 --> 00:20:18.775 align:center - Yep. Mm-hmm. - There it is. 1982. 00:20:18.905 --> 00:20:20.305 align:center - Yeah. - Château Haut-Brion. 00:20:20.405 --> 00:20:21.655 align:center Perfect. Great. 00:20:21.775 --> 00:20:23.031 align:center You wanna save that for another time? 00:20:23.115 --> 00:20:24.655 align:center Oh my God, no! What time? 00:20:24.785 --> 00:20:26.571 align:center - This is it! - No. Are you kidding me? Yeah. 00:20:26.655 --> 00:20:28.825 align:center No time like the present, huh? 00:20:29.745 --> 00:20:31.785 align:center Do you wanna open it? 00:20:31.915 --> 00:20:36.005 align:center - Of course. Yeah. Um... yep. - That's not where it is. 00:20:36.125 --> 00:20:37.671 align:center It's usually in there. It should be in there. 00:20:37.755 --> 00:20:40.001 align:center - No, it's never been in there. - Definitely, I... 00:20:40.085 --> 00:20:42.171 align:center - It should be in here. - No, it's never been in there. 00:20:42.255 --> 00:20:44.681 align:center - Literally never been in there! - Never been in there? 00:20:44.765 --> 00:20:46.681 align:center It's not there. No, 'cause I never would've put it in there. 00:20:46.765 --> 00:20:48.681 align:center - That's not where it goes. - Often is in there. 00:20:48.765 --> 00:20:50.431 align:center It's literally never been there. 00:20:50.515 --> 00:20:52.765 align:center - Do you want me to do it? - Got it! 00:20:54.145 --> 00:20:55.815 align:center Sorry. We don't, um... 00:20:56.935 --> 00:20:59.355 align:center have people over very often. 00:20:59.485 --> 00:21:01.365 align:center - Do you want me to do it? - I got it. 00:21:01.485 --> 00:21:02.275 align:center OK. 00:21:08.365 --> 00:21:10.205 align:center - Boom! My God... - Bravo! 00:21:10.325 --> 00:21:11.665 align:center Wow! 00:21:11.785 --> 00:21:13.331 align:center - Little bit of cork in there. - Yeah... 00:21:13.415 --> 00:21:14.585 align:center I had confidence, Joe. 00:21:14.705 --> 00:21:16.211 align:center Thank you. I knew I'd get there. 00:21:16.295 --> 00:21:17.915 align:center Ah... 00:21:18.045 --> 00:21:21.675 align:center - Mm... Yeah. - Thank you so much. 00:21:21.795 --> 00:21:23.295 align:center - Yes. Great. - Sláinte. 00:21:23.295 --> 00:21:25.595 align:center - Salud. - Joe, thank your uncle. 00:21:25.675 --> 00:21:27.805 align:center He's, uh... He's dead, so... 00:21:27.925 --> 00:21:31.225 align:center Maybe next time. Pretty weird guy. 00:21:31.345 --> 00:21:33.271 align:center - Oh, how is your daughter? - Maggie? 00:21:33.355 --> 00:21:34.565 align:center She's so cool. 00:21:34.685 --> 00:21:36.185 align:center She is cool. Yeah. She's great. 00:21:36.275 --> 00:21:38.151 align:center - I love her style. - I know, right? 00:21:38.235 --> 00:21:39.691 align:center - She's awesome. - Yeah, she's... 00:21:39.775 --> 00:21:42.445 align:center She's amazing. I'm really gonna miss her. 00:21:42.565 --> 00:21:43.985 align:center Where's she going? 00:21:45.535 --> 00:21:47.155 align:center To college. 00:21:47.285 --> 00:21:50.155 align:center In six years? She's... She's twelve years old! 00:21:50.285 --> 00:21:53.165 align:center Yeah, I know. But it's just... I'm gonna miss her, 00:21:53.285 --> 00:21:55.955 align:center and I'm just gonna be alone. 00:21:56.085 --> 00:21:58.125 align:center What about me? Where have I gone? 00:21:58.255 --> 00:21:59.671 align:center I'm just saying it's gonna be... 00:21:59.755 --> 00:22:01.961 align:center - It's gonna be different. - Do you know something I don't? 00:22:02.045 --> 00:22:04.745 align:center No, I do not. I'm just saying, it... won't be the same. 00:22:04.795 --> 00:22:07.095 align:center It's not gonna be the same. So... I'm sorry. 00:22:07.215 --> 00:22:09.805 align:center I'm just, I feel like I'm becoming emotional again. 00:22:09.925 --> 00:22:11.595 align:center Sorry for what? 00:22:11.725 --> 00:22:13.855 align:center I mean, we would be crazy if we didn't cry. 00:22:13.975 --> 00:22:15.561 align:center - Yeah. - You know, it's the best way 00:22:15.645 --> 00:22:18.355 align:center to release stress hormones, cortisol. 00:22:18.475 --> 00:22:20.651 align:center Oh, I have a lot of that, then. That's what I do. 00:22:20.735 --> 00:22:22.021 align:center - She does. - It's just... 00:22:22.105 --> 00:22:24.031 align:center There's nothing in the world better than being a mom, 00:22:24.115 --> 00:22:25.575 align:center you know? 00:22:25.695 --> 00:22:28.365 align:center For... For some. 00:22:28.485 --> 00:22:33.665 align:center But not everyone, because that... that isn't your path. 00:22:33.785 --> 00:22:36.375 align:center - You... You don't... - I mean, we talk about it. 00:22:36.495 --> 00:22:37.955 align:center - We think about it. - Right. 00:22:38.085 --> 00:22:40.255 align:center - Hasn't been a priority. - Yeah. 00:22:40.375 --> 00:22:41.825 align:center - No, no. Yeah, maybe. - Yeah. 00:22:41.915 --> 00:22:43.425 align:center - Maybe. - That's great. 00:22:43.545 --> 00:22:45.745 align:center You should probably decide sooner than later. 00:22:46.505 --> 00:22:47.675 align:center What? 00:22:49.515 --> 00:22:52.345 align:center Whether or not you're gonna have children. 00:22:53.515 --> 00:22:54.725 align:center Why? 00:22:56.185 --> 00:23:00.025 align:center You know, just due to age. 00:23:02.355 --> 00:23:03.645 align:center Whose age? 00:23:03.775 --> 00:23:05.355 align:center You know? I mean... 00:23:05.485 --> 00:23:07.635 align:center Picasso had a baby when he was ninety, so... 00:23:07.695 --> 00:23:11.155 align:center It's more... It's probably more the science stuff. 00:23:11.285 --> 00:23:12.955 align:center Mm... Science. 00:23:13.075 --> 00:23:16.825 align:center Traditionally, the woman is... I didn't want to talk about it. 00:23:16.955 --> 00:23:18.831 align:center Actually, I have something... 00:23:18.915 --> 00:23:20.335 align:center You know, time, she marches. 00:23:20.455 --> 00:23:22.671 align:center Don't know if you saw it before, but this is just something, 00:23:22.755 --> 00:23:26.085 align:center a gesture to remind you of home. 00:23:26.215 --> 00:23:28.885 align:center Uh, it's just a little, um... jamón. 00:23:29.005 --> 00:23:31.051 align:center Oh, that is so sweet, and I love how you say it. 00:23:31.135 --> 00:23:32.765 align:center - Can you say it again? - Jamón. 00:23:32.885 --> 00:23:35.095 align:center Oh, my God. It's so sweet, I will eat you! 00:23:35.225 --> 00:23:37.805 align:center - I cannot... I don't eat meat. - Hmm? 00:23:39.105 --> 00:23:40.145 align:center - No? - He does. 00:23:40.265 --> 00:23:42.145 align:center I do. Yeah. Full carnivore. 00:23:43.605 --> 00:23:45.815 align:center Cheese? Do you... We have so much cheese! 00:23:45.945 --> 00:23:48.655 align:center No. I mean... no. For me, no cheese. 00:23:48.775 --> 00:23:50.781 align:center - You don't eat cheese? No... - She's a vegan. 00:23:50.865 --> 00:23:52.615 align:center - Inflammation. - Right, yeah. 00:23:52.745 --> 00:23:54.995 align:center - Oh, the crackers. - I don't. Mm-mm. 00:23:55.115 --> 00:23:56.455 align:center For me, also no. 00:23:56.575 --> 00:23:59.335 align:center No gluten, no dairy, no meat, no sugar. 00:23:59.455 --> 00:24:01.055 align:center We got almonds. You want almonds? 00:24:01.125 --> 00:24:02.205 align:center Ah... 00:24:02.335 --> 00:24:05.335 align:center - You love almonds. - I love almonds. 00:24:05.465 --> 00:24:08.135 align:center Really failed on the meat, then, huh? 00:24:08.255 --> 00:24:10.505 align:center Meat fail. Failed on the meat. It's OK. 00:24:10.635 --> 00:24:12.425 align:center I will eat Piña's meat. 00:24:12.555 --> 00:24:15.155 align:center All your beautiful meat will get eaten. I'm starving. 00:24:15.265 --> 00:24:16.725 align:center - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 00:24:16.845 --> 00:24:18.445 align:center It's totally... Hey, it's great. 00:24:18.475 --> 00:24:19.725 align:center - Thank you. - Yeah. 00:24:19.855 --> 00:24:21.391 align:center Is there a bathroom I can use before I...? 00:24:21.475 --> 00:24:22.935 align:center It's this... that. 00:24:23.065 --> 00:24:25.815 align:center - Yeah. Thank you. It's lovely. - Great. I just... 00:24:25.945 --> 00:24:27.985 align:center Piña, what do you want to eat? 00:24:28.105 --> 00:24:29.861 align:center Whatever you want, I can get it. I can order it. 00:24:29.945 --> 00:24:31.245 align:center I can get it here so fast. 00:24:31.275 --> 00:24:32.925 align:center Five minutes. They come on a bike. 00:24:32.945 --> 00:24:34.535 align:center Anything, any cuisine you like. 00:24:34.655 --> 00:24:36.161 align:center - What do you like? - She's fine. 00:24:36.245 --> 00:24:38.201 align:center - I don't want anything. - Yeah, she's good. 00:24:38.285 --> 00:24:39.385 align:center But I don't understand 00:24:39.495 --> 00:24:42.795 align:center how you put all of this together so quickly. 00:24:42.915 --> 00:24:44.755 align:center I mean, we only planned this morning. 00:24:44.875 --> 00:24:47.585 align:center - This is like magic. - This morning? Really? 00:24:47.715 --> 00:24:51.135 align:center Was it? Or... I think yes... yesterday morning. 00:24:51.255 --> 00:24:52.421 align:center - Just this morning? - This morning. 00:24:52.505 --> 00:24:54.341 align:center - Not yesterday. - Last... Last morning. 00:24:54.425 --> 00:24:55.925 align:center - This morning? - Last morning. 00:24:56.015 --> 00:24:58.761 align:center That's not an expression. This morning. Happened today. 00:24:58.845 --> 00:25:00.971 align:center Just because the days, they... You know how they... 00:25:01.055 --> 00:25:02.561 align:center They kind of blur into one. 00:25:02.645 --> 00:25:04.435 align:center - This morning. - Yes. 00:25:04.565 --> 00:25:06.355 align:center Are you cold? 00:25:06.485 --> 00:25:08.561 align:center What are you doing? What's happening right now? 00:25:08.645 --> 00:25:11.155 align:center - What you doing right now? - Am I OK? 00:25:11.275 --> 00:25:12.725 align:center I don't know. Are you choking? 00:25:12.825 --> 00:25:15.825 align:center I just feel a little... Am I OK? 00:25:15.945 --> 00:25:17.201 align:center Are you choking right now? 00:25:17.285 --> 00:25:19.245 align:center No, I... 00:25:19.365 --> 00:25:22.455 align:center - I get a little... - This happens a lot? 00:25:33.295 --> 00:25:35.551 align:center It could be the beginning of perimenopause. 00:25:35.635 --> 00:25:37.095 align:center - What? - Perimenopause? 00:25:37.215 --> 00:25:39.471 align:center And it can be such a challenging, horrible time... 00:25:39.555 --> 00:25:40.555 align:center Holy shit. 00:25:40.685 --> 00:25:42.305 align:center and last more than ten years. 00:25:42.435 --> 00:25:44.271 align:center - Oh, God. - Oh, my God. Great! 00:25:44.355 --> 00:25:45.645 align:center Makes me so angry, 00:25:45.775 --> 00:25:48.025 align:center how so many people still today 00:25:48.145 --> 00:25:50.815 align:center talk about hot flashes as the only problem. 00:25:50.945 --> 00:25:52.905 align:center - I know. - This is a serious, 00:25:53.025 --> 00:25:56.695 align:center huge neuroendocrine change that affects everything - 00:25:56.825 --> 00:26:00.405 align:center memory, cardiovascular health, metabolism - 00:26:00.535 --> 00:26:02.875 align:center and we are expected just to deal with it. 00:26:02.995 --> 00:26:07.045 align:center Just deal with depression, anxiety, brain fog, insomnia. 00:26:07.165 --> 00:26:09.465 align:center Mood swings. Is that one of 'em? 00:26:09.585 --> 00:26:11.501 align:center Yeah. Yeah. Resentment towards your spouse. 00:26:11.585 --> 00:26:14.295 align:center Overspending on home goods and cheeses. 00:26:14.425 --> 00:26:16.505 align:center Abundance of charcuterie. 00:26:18.055 --> 00:26:20.011 align:center I knew you were gonna make a joke about it. 00:26:20.095 --> 00:26:21.975 align:center I am. I'm making a joke. I thought... 00:26:22.095 --> 00:26:24.605 align:center Let me explain it to you in a different way. 00:26:24.725 --> 00:26:26.355 align:center OK. 00:26:27.855 --> 00:26:33.775 align:center What if your testicles shriveled up and died, 00:26:33.905 --> 00:26:38.075 align:center and your empty ball sack flopped around in the breeze 00:26:38.195 --> 00:26:42.365 align:center for the next thirty years or so? 00:26:42.495 --> 00:26:44.535 align:center How would you like that? 00:26:45.955 --> 00:26:47.495 align:center I wouldn't like that. 00:26:47.625 --> 00:26:50.005 align:center - No. You wouldn't. - No. 00:26:50.125 --> 00:26:53.175 align:center - So, don't joke about it. - OK. Copy that. I won't. 00:26:53.295 --> 00:26:55.335 align:center I get it. I'm sorry. 00:26:55.465 --> 00:26:57.465 align:center Are you a doctor or something like that? 00:26:57.595 --> 00:27:00.265 align:center - I'm a psychotherapist. - Ah. 00:27:00.385 --> 00:27:02.175 align:center - And a sexologist. - Oh. 00:27:02.305 --> 00:27:04.845 align:center - "Sexologist"? - And I also care about women. 00:27:04.975 --> 00:27:06.891 align:center I, uh... care about women. 00:27:06.975 --> 00:27:10.895 align:center Hey, they got, uh... like, a whole music studio here. 00:27:11.275 --> 00:27:13.815 align:center That's gonna... That's gonna be bad. 00:27:13.945 --> 00:27:15.271 align:center You the... You the piano player? 00:27:15.355 --> 00:27:18.655 align:center - No one plays that anymore. - Really? It's so nice. 00:27:20.035 --> 00:27:21.575 align:center No? 00:27:22.365 --> 00:27:23.955 align:center Joe was in a band. 00:27:24.075 --> 00:27:26.331 align:center - Oh, really? In a band? - Yeah, in a band. 00:27:26.415 --> 00:27:27.751 align:center - In a band? - Mm-hmm. 00:27:27.835 --> 00:27:29.751 align:center Do we know you, and we just don't know we know you? 00:27:29.835 --> 00:27:31.435 align:center - No. No, definitely not. - Sure? 00:27:31.455 --> 00:27:33.295 align:center Yes, I'm positive. Yeah. 00:27:33.415 --> 00:27:34.715 align:center They might. 00:27:34.835 --> 00:27:36.171 align:center - Don't think so. - No? 00:27:36.255 --> 00:27:37.845 align:center Remember The Onslaught? 00:27:37.965 --> 00:27:39.881 align:center - Yeah, The Onslaught. - They had a song, uh... 00:27:39.965 --> 00:27:41.465 align:center "One Girl". It was very big. 00:27:41.595 --> 00:27:43.471 align:center - "One Girl", yeah. - It was really big in... 00:27:43.555 --> 00:27:45.225 align:center Yeah, for one week. 00:27:45.345 --> 00:27:47.605 align:center - In two thousand and... - 2008. 00:27:47.725 --> 00:27:49.725 align:center - Yeah. - Were you the girl? 00:27:49.855 --> 00:27:51.315 align:center I was, I was. 00:27:51.435 --> 00:27:53.731 align:center - Still is. Technically. - Technically, still. 00:27:53.815 --> 00:27:56.775 align:center Yes. I was the girl. 00:27:56.905 --> 00:27:58.111 align:center What kind of music? 00:27:58.195 --> 00:28:00.865 align:center Well, it's like pop, punk, indie... 00:28:00.985 --> 00:28:03.361 align:center It's, like... It's not, uh... It's... It's a dead genre. 00:28:03.445 --> 00:28:06.455 align:center - Can we listen to it? - No. 00:28:06.575 --> 00:28:08.375 align:center But, I mean... You know, can we... 00:28:08.495 --> 00:28:10.875 align:center - Can you find it on Spotify? - No. 00:28:10.995 --> 00:28:13.335 align:center Do you ever play live? We could come see you. 00:28:13.455 --> 00:28:15.255 align:center Yeah, you kind of missed that window 00:28:15.375 --> 00:28:17.675 align:center by a few decades, unfortunately. 00:28:17.795 --> 00:28:20.131 align:center Joe plays... He actually teaches music now. 00:28:20.215 --> 00:28:21.805 align:center - Yeah. - Where? 00:28:21.925 --> 00:28:24.805 align:center - East Bay. - Like, Berkeley? 00:28:24.925 --> 00:28:29.645 align:center No. East Bay Music. It's a small conservatory. 00:28:29.765 --> 00:28:32.181 align:center - It's an amazing school. - It's fine. It's a fine school. 00:28:32.265 --> 00:28:33.935 align:center You're a music professor? 00:28:34.065 --> 00:28:35.435 align:center Associate. 00:28:35.565 --> 00:28:37.695 align:center Wow. That's really cool. 00:28:37.815 --> 00:28:40.275 align:center It's fine. 00:28:40.405 --> 00:28:42.705 align:center I'm sorry. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 00:28:42.825 --> 00:28:44.675 align:center I'm sorry. 00:28:44.695 --> 00:28:46.155 align:center What is the... 00:28:46.285 --> 00:28:49.165 align:center - Oh, come on. - Ah, la alfombra. 00:28:50.995 --> 00:28:53.045 align:center What is going on here? 00:28:53.165 --> 00:28:56.215 align:center This rug. Where'd you get it? 00:28:56.335 --> 00:28:58.035 align:center He is obsessed with carpets. 00:28:58.125 --> 00:28:59.545 align:center Oh! So am I. 00:28:59.675 --> 00:29:02.505 align:center - I love rugs. Joe not so much. - Not so much. 00:29:02.635 --> 00:29:05.175 align:center More into credenza, sconces, things like that. 00:29:08.055 --> 00:29:09.895 align:center Holy shit, I think it's a Heriz. 00:29:10.015 --> 00:29:11.355 align:center No! 00:29:11.475 --> 00:29:13.101 align:center - And it's... - Where did you get this? 00:29:13.185 --> 00:29:15.771 align:center - I got it at a flea market. - A flea market? No, you didn't. 00:29:15.855 --> 00:29:17.271 align:center - I did. - No, you didn't. 00:29:17.355 --> 00:29:18.651 align:center I just liked the colors. 00:29:18.735 --> 00:29:21.615 align:center You did? Well, you found a Van Gogh in a garage sale. 00:29:21.735 --> 00:29:23.235 align:center - I did? - Wow, look at that! 00:29:23.365 --> 00:29:25.905 align:center - But it's a rug, so... - No, it's not. 00:29:26.035 --> 00:29:28.035 align:center - It's a Heriz. - It's a Heriz. 00:29:28.155 --> 00:29:29.615 align:center Rug. 00:29:30.285 --> 00:29:31.825 align:center Hmm. 00:29:31.955 --> 00:29:34.245 align:center But you didn't pay a fortune for this? 00:29:34.375 --> 00:29:35.375 align:center I did not. 00:29:35.495 --> 00:29:36.915 align:center - You swear? - It's a rug. 00:29:37.045 --> 00:29:41.425 align:center Wow. You have a gift. I mean... And that's, like... wow! 00:29:41.545 --> 00:29:44.051 align:center I wanna take off my clothes and just lie naked on it. 00:29:44.135 --> 00:29:45.471 align:center - Do it. - Can you imagine 00:29:45.555 --> 00:29:47.555 align:center the things this carpet has seen? 00:29:47.675 --> 00:29:50.095 align:center - So many stories. - It's really, like... 00:29:50.225 --> 00:29:51.435 align:center really cut it. 00:29:51.555 --> 00:29:54.055 align:center An incredible, incredible vibe. 00:29:54.185 --> 00:29:56.645 align:center - Good energy. - Wow! 00:29:56.775 --> 00:29:58.485 align:center Really good energy. Yeah. 00:29:58.605 --> 00:30:00.775 align:center He did our entire apartment. 00:30:00.905 --> 00:30:02.985 align:center It's so beautiful. You have to come over. 00:30:03.115 --> 00:30:04.861 align:center And we really mean it, unlike you, Joe. 00:30:04.945 --> 00:30:06.365 align:center Ha, ha, ha. Very funny. 00:30:06.485 --> 00:30:08.281 align:center Are you an interior designer or something? 00:30:08.365 --> 00:30:10.075 align:center What? Oh, thank you. No. 00:30:10.205 --> 00:30:11.415 align:center No. He is a fireman. 00:30:11.535 --> 00:30:13.285 align:center Firefighter, we say. Firefighter. 00:30:13.415 --> 00:30:14.665 align:center You're a firefighter? 00:30:14.785 --> 00:30:16.835 align:center You're not a... You weren't a firefighter. 00:30:16.955 --> 00:30:18.545 align:center Yeah, he was a fire captain. 00:30:18.665 --> 00:30:20.715 align:center - You were a fire captain? - Captain Hawk? 00:30:20.715 --> 00:30:22.801 align:center - Captain Hawk. No, you weren't. - Oh, my God. 00:30:22.885 --> 00:30:25.045 align:center You're not Captain Hawk. That's bullshit. 00:30:25.175 --> 00:30:26.715 align:center - Why? - "Why"? 00:30:26.845 --> 00:30:28.261 align:center You don't seem like a firefighter. 00:30:28.345 --> 00:30:29.971 align:center What does a firefighter seem like? 00:30:30.055 --> 00:30:31.641 align:center They're brawnier. They're brawnier. 00:30:31.725 --> 00:30:33.351 align:center - They have moustaches. - What do you mean? 00:30:33.435 --> 00:30:35.805 align:center - They're brawnier - ¿Qué es eso de "brawny"? 00:30:35.935 --> 00:30:37.981 align:center - Fuerte. Fuerte. - More fuerte. More fuerte. 00:30:38.065 --> 00:30:39.395 align:center He's very fuerte. 00:30:39.525 --> 00:30:41.771 align:center He's pretty fuerte, although he could be more fuerte. 00:30:41.855 --> 00:30:43.605 align:center I don't know if he's fireman fuerte. 00:30:43.695 --> 00:30:44.901 align:center I was more fuerte in the beginning, 00:30:44.985 --> 00:30:46.985 align:center but I was, you know... 00:30:47.115 --> 00:30:50.365 align:center I got to my pension. I just decided I'd had enough 00:30:50.495 --> 00:30:55.035 align:center and kind of gave up my hose for the command job, and then... 00:30:55.165 --> 00:30:56.745 align:center - Thank God. - ...I retired 00:30:56.875 --> 00:30:59.455 align:center and just started pursuing my other interests 00:30:59.585 --> 00:31:02.465 align:center - and new adventures. - Now he's studying roofing. 00:31:02.585 --> 00:31:04.631 align:center - Roofing. Beautiful. - The adventure of roofing. 00:31:04.715 --> 00:31:07.925 align:center - No, sorry. Rolfing. Rolfing. - That's what I said. 00:31:08.055 --> 00:31:09.635 align:center - Rolfing. - Rolfing. 00:31:09.765 --> 00:31:11.015 align:center - Say it again. - No. 00:31:11.135 --> 00:31:13.185 align:center Say it again. 00:31:15.975 --> 00:31:18.605 align:center You're a masseuse now. That's cool. 00:31:18.725 --> 00:31:20.021 align:center You gonna work in the Four Seasons? 00:31:20.105 --> 00:31:22.235 align:center No, no. Rolfing's a... 00:31:22.355 --> 00:31:24.735 align:center It's a much deeper modality. 00:31:24.855 --> 00:31:29.025 align:center It... It... It's challenging for both parties, really. 00:31:29.155 --> 00:31:31.325 align:center But, um... yeah, to be healing. 00:31:31.445 --> 00:31:34.415 align:center I'm almost certified. You wanna jump on my table, Joe? 00:31:34.535 --> 00:31:37.165 align:center Never in a million years. 00:31:39.165 --> 00:31:41.625 align:center Yeah... I really love you, Joe. 00:31:42.755 --> 00:31:44.355 align:center What do you love about me, Hawk? 00:31:46.255 --> 00:31:49.215 align:center I like how honest you are about what you're feeling. 00:31:50.215 --> 00:31:52.845 align:center Well, in the pursuit of honesty... 00:31:52.975 --> 00:31:54.475 align:center Who wants a house tour? 00:31:54.595 --> 00:31:56.391 align:center Would you like to see more? There's so much more. 00:31:56.475 --> 00:31:57.771 align:center - I do. - Great. 00:31:57.855 --> 00:31:59.431 align:center - Yeah. I definitely do. - Yeah. 00:31:59.515 --> 00:32:02.165 align:center I'm actually gonna smoke a joint. I've seen the place. 00:32:02.275 --> 00:32:04.485 align:center What? Now? Joe! No! 00:32:04.605 --> 00:32:06.855 align:center Can I come with you? 00:32:06.985 --> 00:32:08.865 align:center - Really? - Yeah. Can I? 00:32:09.235 --> 00:32:13.075 align:center - Sure. Totally. - You gonna go up to the roof? 00:32:13.195 --> 00:32:16.205 align:center I thought I'd just, you know, maybe go in my office. 00:32:16.325 --> 00:32:18.201 align:center That's cool, right? Unless you have a problem with that. 00:32:18.285 --> 00:32:19.915 align:center - No. Yeah. Yeah. - Cool. Right? 00:32:20.035 --> 00:32:22.501 align:center - Cool. Yeah. Cool. Yeah. - So, yeah. Yeah. Cool, right? 00:32:22.585 --> 00:32:24.835 align:center - Cool. Yeah. Let's go. - Uh... 00:32:24.965 --> 00:32:27.375 align:center Do you wanna open a window 'cause... you know. 00:32:27.505 --> 00:32:29.005 align:center - Yeah, sure. - Great. 00:32:33.265 --> 00:32:34.765 align:center A lot of stuff in here. 00:32:34.885 --> 00:32:37.515 align:center What do you got other than this? 00:32:37.635 --> 00:32:39.141 align:center - You saw this. - Copenhagen Designs. 00:32:39.225 --> 00:32:40.855 align:center Oh, if you like... Let's... Here. 00:32:40.975 --> 00:32:43.475 align:center We'll start in here. I wanna show you... 00:32:43.605 --> 00:32:47.025 align:center - You spend a lot of time here. - I do. You can tell? 00:32:47.145 --> 00:32:49.615 align:center - Yes, I can. - Yeah, it's... 00:32:49.735 --> 00:32:51.321 align:center It's a little messy. I'm usually... 00:32:51.405 --> 00:32:53.655 align:center um, you know, usually alone in here. 00:32:59.035 --> 00:33:00.915 align:center There you go. 00:33:01.915 --> 00:33:03.415 align:center There you go. 00:33:03.545 --> 00:33:05.085 align:center But chaos... 00:33:05.205 --> 00:33:06.915 align:center Biggest sign of creativity. 00:33:07.045 --> 00:33:08.675 align:center Really? Good. Great. 00:33:08.795 --> 00:33:11.255 align:center It means you're focused on more important things. 00:33:11.385 --> 00:33:13.255 align:center Oh, you know, that's... 00:33:13.385 --> 00:33:15.585 align:center That's how I like to think of it. Not sure... 00:33:15.635 --> 00:33:17.635 align:center Not sure Angela would agree with that. 00:33:17.765 --> 00:33:20.975 align:center She purges things. Disgusting in here. 00:33:21.105 --> 00:33:24.145 align:center I actually did all of this grouting myself, 00:33:24.265 --> 00:33:26.485 align:center which I love. I... I find it meditative. 00:33:26.605 --> 00:33:28.195 align:center Joe thinks I'm insane. 00:33:28.315 --> 00:33:30.691 align:center And then the floor... I mean, I'm sure this is something 00:33:30.775 --> 00:33:32.441 align:center - you might have picked up. - No. 00:33:32.525 --> 00:33:33.905 align:center No? 00:33:34.025 --> 00:33:37.195 align:center - Original ceramic penny tile. - Wow. 00:33:37.325 --> 00:33:38.525 align:center Anyway, that was 00:33:38.535 --> 00:33:40.241 align:center sort of similar to what was there before. 00:33:40.325 --> 00:33:42.411 align:center But that was kind of what I was going for with the... 00:33:42.495 --> 00:33:45.375 align:center The whole theme was, um... renovation without change, 00:33:45.495 --> 00:33:48.875 align:center which I think I succeeded in, 00:33:49.005 --> 00:33:50.705 align:center you know, just to keep it original, 00:33:50.795 --> 00:33:53.595 align:center but with a new surface. 00:33:53.715 --> 00:33:58.175 align:center I mean, admittedly, I know a lot less about tile 00:33:58.305 --> 00:34:00.095 align:center than I've learned about rugs, 00:34:00.225 --> 00:34:02.725 align:center and a lot of the bathrooms that I've seen 00:34:02.855 --> 00:34:05.185 align:center - have been on fire, so, my... - Oh, no. 00:34:05.315 --> 00:34:06.941 align:center my relationship with them was fleeting. 00:34:07.025 --> 00:34:08.645 align:center But, um, I'd have just said 00:34:08.775 --> 00:34:11.905 align:center this was an immaculately preserved vintage... 00:34:13.655 --> 00:34:14.985 align:center bathroom. 00:34:15.115 --> 00:34:18.285 align:center Wow. Um, that's what I was going for. That's... 00:34:18.405 --> 00:34:20.615 align:center - You fooled me. - Wow! 00:34:20.745 --> 00:34:23.915 align:center - Oh! Facebook marketplace. - Come on. 00:34:24.035 --> 00:34:25.875 align:center The jamón is not... is not jamón. 00:34:25.995 --> 00:34:28.291 align:center - That's not jamón? - No, it's really prosciutto. 00:34:28.375 --> 00:34:29.791 align:center - It's prosciutto? - Which is OK. 00:34:29.875 --> 00:34:31.631 align:center It doesn't look like jamón. It looks like prosciutto. 00:34:31.715 --> 00:34:33.171 align:center But I didn't wanna say anything. 00:34:33.255 --> 00:34:34.335 align:center No, yeah, don't. 00:34:34.465 --> 00:34:36.011 align:center If you told her that wasn't jamón, 00:34:36.095 --> 00:34:38.305 align:center she would commit suicide in our dining room. 00:34:38.425 --> 00:34:39.841 align:center I'm telling you that right now. 00:34:39.925 --> 00:34:42.345 align:center She can't take it. She could not take that. 00:34:42.475 --> 00:34:44.055 align:center More? 00:34:45.645 --> 00:34:47.855 align:center - You good? - No, no. 00:34:47.975 --> 00:34:51.195 align:center Like, I... I don't want more because then... 00:34:51.315 --> 00:34:53.195 align:center If I have more than one hit, 00:34:53.315 --> 00:34:55.985 align:center I start counting objects, and I can't stop, 00:34:56.115 --> 00:34:58.111 align:center and imagine what that would be like in here. 00:34:58.195 --> 00:35:00.111 align:center You start counting objects? 00:35:00.195 --> 00:35:01.785 align:center I've never heard of that. 00:35:01.905 --> 00:35:04.495 align:center We'd lose you for the rest of your life. 00:35:04.625 --> 00:35:05.785 align:center Exactly. 00:35:05.915 --> 00:35:08.545 align:center Exactly. What is this? 00:35:08.665 --> 00:35:10.545 align:center It's... It's for a xylophone. 00:35:10.665 --> 00:35:12.585 align:center Exactly. You figured it out. 00:35:12.715 --> 00:35:14.675 align:center It's intuitive, ultimately. 00:35:14.795 --> 00:35:16.925 align:center There's only one of those, so you're OK. 00:35:17.045 --> 00:35:19.305 align:center Figured it out. 00:35:19.425 --> 00:35:21.555 align:center This is actually, um... 00:35:21.675 --> 00:35:26.395 align:center This is where the two apartments were combined. 00:35:26.515 --> 00:35:29.271 align:center And you can just see the... 'cause it's a bit thicker there, 00:35:29.355 --> 00:35:31.815 align:center that that's where they, um... 00:35:31.935 --> 00:35:34.815 align:center where there used to be a separation. 00:35:34.945 --> 00:35:36.985 align:center - A wall. - Wall! 00:35:37.115 --> 00:35:39.235 align:center That was... what they call a wall. 00:35:39.365 --> 00:35:41.035 align:center The technical term is "wall". 00:35:41.155 --> 00:35:43.005 align:center We literally are just that much, so... 00:35:43.075 --> 00:35:44.281 align:center Oh, right, 'cause you guys are... 00:35:44.365 --> 00:35:46.575 align:center - Yeah, yeah. It's so lucky. - Huh! 00:35:46.705 --> 00:35:49.625 align:center Well, so, this is Maggie's room, and I actually did... 00:35:49.745 --> 00:35:51.085 align:center I did all the stenciling, 00:35:51.205 --> 00:35:52.921 align:center and she's probably a little old for it now. 00:35:53.005 --> 00:35:54.541 align:center I'm probably gonna have to change it, but I... 00:35:54.625 --> 00:35:57.835 align:center - No, it's cute. - Yeah, it's... Yeah. 00:35:57.965 --> 00:36:00.055 align:center The carpeting is... 00:36:00.175 --> 00:36:01.965 align:center - Oh! - Wow. 00:36:02.095 --> 00:36:04.265 align:center - Oh. - God. That's so good. 00:36:04.385 --> 00:36:07.305 align:center - Oh! - Is that, like, Larry Salton? 00:36:07.435 --> 00:36:09.895 align:center Oh, no. No. No, no. That... That is me. 00:36:11.565 --> 00:36:14.565 align:center - You took it? - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 00:36:14.695 --> 00:36:16.945 align:center Wow! Do you work as a photographer? 00:36:17.065 --> 00:36:18.565 align:center No. 00:36:18.695 --> 00:36:21.071 align:center No, I went to art school, like, a million years ago, 00:36:21.155 --> 00:36:23.615 align:center and I got a degree I did literally nothing with, 00:36:23.745 --> 00:36:25.455 align:center and that is from then. 00:36:25.575 --> 00:36:28.705 align:center I mean, I think... you know, you... 00:36:28.825 --> 00:36:30.835 align:center Your creativity is all over this place. 00:36:30.955 --> 00:36:32.745 align:center I think you're really talented. 00:36:34.205 --> 00:36:35.625 align:center Thank you. 00:36:35.755 --> 00:36:37.335 align:center What about this? 00:36:37.465 --> 00:36:40.515 align:center Oh, that's, no, 'cause that... That's the bedroom, which is... 00:36:40.595 --> 00:36:42.255 align:center - What's going on in here? - Yeah. 00:36:42.385 --> 00:36:44.135 align:center No, I know, I didn't... I didn't... 00:36:44.265 --> 00:36:46.975 align:center It's... not part of the tour. 00:36:47.095 --> 00:36:50.395 align:center - It's a pretty important room. - Yeah... Yeah. 00:36:50.515 --> 00:36:51.815 align:center Yes. He is a fireman. 00:36:51.935 --> 00:36:53.685 align:center He's really a fireman? Yeah. 00:36:53.815 --> 00:36:56.105 align:center How long have you been with him? 00:36:56.235 --> 00:36:59.235 align:center Uh... one year. A little less than one year. 00:36:59.355 --> 00:37:00.901 align:center - One year. That's it? - Mm. 00:37:00.985 --> 00:37:02.275 align:center Oh, wow. 00:37:02.405 --> 00:37:04.075 align:center Would've thought longer. 00:37:06.035 --> 00:37:08.115 align:center I was married before. 00:37:08.245 --> 00:37:09.955 align:center - Really? - Yeah. 00:37:10.075 --> 00:37:11.165 align:center Interesting. 00:37:11.285 --> 00:37:14.125 align:center How did you meet the fireman? 00:37:14.245 --> 00:37:16.415 align:center He was my patient. 00:37:16.545 --> 00:37:18.085 align:center He was your patient? 00:37:18.215 --> 00:37:20.755 align:center And then you started dating him? 00:37:20.885 --> 00:37:22.215 align:center Piña! 00:37:22.345 --> 00:37:25.765 align:center This was Joe's parents' house. 00:37:25.885 --> 00:37:27.135 align:center - Oh, wow. - Yeah. 00:37:27.265 --> 00:37:28.891 align:center - He grew up here? - He grew up here. 00:37:28.975 --> 00:37:32.805 align:center Yeah. He was conceived right here. 00:37:32.935 --> 00:37:34.521 align:center - On this bed? - No. No, no, different bed. 00:37:34.605 --> 00:37:36.605 align:center - Oh, good. Yeah. - Different mattress. 00:37:36.735 --> 00:37:38.771 align:center - Different bed. - Parental fluids is, like, 00:37:38.855 --> 00:37:40.455 align:center a little bit too intimate, maybe. 00:37:40.565 --> 00:37:42.985 align:center I mean, he hates... hates people knowing this, 00:37:43.115 --> 00:37:44.695 align:center - so don't... - Why? 00:37:44.825 --> 00:37:47.111 align:center Because, I mean, we could never in a million years 00:37:47.195 --> 00:37:49.285 align:center afford this place. 00:37:49.405 --> 00:37:52.455 align:center No shame in that. Like, nobody in America can afford anything. 00:37:52.455 --> 00:37:54.705 align:center Yeah, but he just... He really... 00:37:54.835 --> 00:37:56.501 align:center - It's a bit... eezzz! - That's crazy. 00:37:56.585 --> 00:37:59.125 align:center - Yeah, it's not a... - It's such a gift. I mean... 00:37:59.255 --> 00:38:01.675 align:center - Just... - Well, that's what I think. 00:38:01.795 --> 00:38:05.055 align:center - Make it positive, you know? - Yeah. 00:38:05.175 --> 00:38:09.305 align:center Be grateful and lean into it. Make it your own, you know? 00:38:09.425 --> 00:38:11.265 align:center - Yeah. - So much pleasure in that. 00:38:11.395 --> 00:38:12.725 align:center Yeah... 00:38:12.845 --> 00:38:14.225 align:center Yeah. 00:38:18.275 --> 00:38:19.985 align:center Can I ask you something? 00:38:20.105 --> 00:38:21.775 align:center Sure. 00:38:21.905 --> 00:38:23.775 align:center I just... I have a... 00:38:23.905 --> 00:38:25.825 align:center I have a decision to make, and I... 00:38:25.945 --> 00:38:28.365 align:center I feel like you might be able to help me make it. 00:38:28.495 --> 00:38:31.705 align:center I mean, if I can, yeah. 00:38:31.825 --> 00:38:33.331 align:center Wait, did you leave your husband for Hawk? 00:38:33.415 --> 00:38:35.955 align:center - Is that what happened? - No, no, no. I didn't. 00:38:36.085 --> 00:38:39.625 align:center That relationship was over when I met him. 00:38:44.005 --> 00:38:47.255 align:center How did you know that, uh... it was over, 00:38:47.385 --> 00:38:49.265 align:center if you don't mind me asking? 00:38:49.385 --> 00:38:52.515 align:center 'Cause we stopped having sex, then we stopped talking. 00:38:52.635 --> 00:38:55.975 align:center Then we were strangers. 00:38:56.105 --> 00:39:00.025 align:center People... people forget that they deserve more. 00:39:00.145 --> 00:39:03.445 align:center You know? They start living on migajas. 00:39:04.445 --> 00:39:07.075 align:center - Crumbs. - Crumbs. Yeah. 00:39:07.195 --> 00:39:09.905 align:center And I cannot live like that. I'd rather die. 00:39:10.035 --> 00:39:13.415 align:center I think you really just have to listen to 00:39:13.535 --> 00:39:15.661 align:center what is your heart kind of pulling you toward, 00:39:15.745 --> 00:39:17.835 align:center what vision of yourself? 00:39:19.085 --> 00:39:20.455 align:center You know? 00:39:20.585 --> 00:39:23.425 align:center I mean, do you see yourself walking on a cold beach 00:39:23.545 --> 00:39:26.885 align:center alone with the wind in your face and the clarity of that? 00:39:27.005 --> 00:39:31.805 align:center Or sitting on a southern porch in the heat, 00:39:31.925 --> 00:39:34.385 align:center holding hands and getting old... 00:39:37.055 --> 00:39:39.765 align:center or... 00:39:39.895 --> 00:39:43.525 align:center sitting in a Copenhagen café with a stranger? 00:39:44.605 --> 00:39:47.155 align:center I'd go with Copenhagen. 00:39:47.275 --> 00:39:49.025 align:center I feel the same way. I... 00:39:49.155 --> 00:39:51.945 align:center For some reason, I knew that you would feel that. 00:39:52.075 --> 00:39:54.155 align:center It seems so clear 00:39:54.285 --> 00:39:56.161 align:center now that we're here looking at it. I, uh... 00:39:56.245 --> 00:39:57.875 align:center You're so right. It's... 00:39:57.995 --> 00:39:59.501 align:center It was right there the whole time. 00:39:59.585 --> 00:40:01.125 align:center God! Thank you. 00:40:01.245 --> 00:40:03.751 align:center - You didn't need an opinion. - I did, though. I needed you. 00:40:03.835 --> 00:40:05.251 align:center - You just needed... - No, you don't understand. 00:40:05.335 --> 00:40:07.965 align:center It's been months of this. I've been tortured, and... 00:40:08.085 --> 00:40:10.381 align:center You just needed someone to tell you what you already knew. 00:40:10.465 --> 00:40:11.635 align:center Yeah. 00:40:11.765 --> 00:40:13.425 align:center Joe just... 00:40:13.555 --> 00:40:16.305 align:center He thinks they all look the same. He... yeah. 00:40:16.435 --> 00:40:19.515 align:center - Is... Is he color blind? - He might be. 00:40:19.645 --> 00:40:21.605 align:center - That man's name is Hawk. - Shh! 00:40:21.725 --> 00:40:24.525 align:center There's worse birds. Could've been worse. 00:40:24.645 --> 00:40:26.495 align:center Just know that at the end of the day - 00:40:26.525 --> 00:40:29.695 align:center of all the birds, it's a pretty cool one. 00:40:29.815 --> 00:40:32.035 align:center "What is your name?" "My name is Pigeon." 00:40:32.155 --> 00:40:34.195 align:center "I'm Pigeon." 00:40:34.325 --> 00:40:37.955 align:center Shh! No, I... 00:40:38.075 --> 00:40:40.875 align:center Please, this is torture. I cannot laugh at his name. 00:40:40.995 --> 00:40:42.545 align:center I'm sorry. How dare I? 00:40:42.665 --> 00:40:44.121 align:center "This is my boyfriend, Pelican. 00:40:44.205 --> 00:40:45.631 align:center "He's a sweetheart." 00:40:45.715 --> 00:40:47.591 align:center And I grabbed a tank, and I went back in, 00:40:47.675 --> 00:40:49.251 align:center and the dog was where they said it would be. 00:40:49.335 --> 00:40:50.711 align:center And that's when I ran out of air 00:40:50.795 --> 00:40:52.301 align:center because I had grabbed an empty tank. 00:40:52.385 --> 00:40:54.055 align:center Oh, God! Oh, no. 00:40:54.175 --> 00:40:56.091 align:center Yeah. So, I just... I sucked a lot of smoke, 00:40:56.175 --> 00:40:58.725 align:center and I burned my lungs and my throat. 00:40:58.845 --> 00:41:00.805 align:center Oh, wow. Wow. 00:41:00.935 --> 00:41:03.645 align:center - And then it was time to quit. - Yeah. 00:41:03.775 --> 00:41:04.935 align:center Yeah, yeah. 00:41:05.065 --> 00:41:07.195 align:center But... you know what? 00:41:07.315 --> 00:41:11.655 align:center Life's been so expansive since then 00:41:11.775 --> 00:41:14.485 align:center that I kind of can't believe 00:41:14.615 --> 00:41:16.405 align:center that I did it as long as I did it. 00:41:17.615 --> 00:41:20.325 align:center And now... rugs. 00:41:20.455 --> 00:41:21.785 align:center - Rugs. - Rugs. 00:41:21.915 --> 00:41:24.585 align:center Yeah. 00:41:24.705 --> 00:41:27.375 align:center - I love them so much. - I love them, too. 00:41:27.505 --> 00:41:29.175 align:center - It's a problem. - Yeah, I know. 00:41:29.295 --> 00:41:32.465 align:center 'Cause I... I just want all of them. 00:41:32.595 --> 00:41:34.635 align:center - I want all... the rugs. - ...the rugs. 00:41:36.805 --> 00:41:38.765 align:center - Same. - Yeah. 00:41:41.935 --> 00:41:43.895 align:center Have you... 00:41:44.015 --> 00:41:45.645 align:center Have you got tequila? 00:41:45.775 --> 00:41:47.935 align:center Do... I do have tequila! I have. 00:41:48.065 --> 00:41:49.361 align:center - Would you like some? - Yeah. 00:41:49.445 --> 00:41:51.361 align:center - Yes. OK. Yeah. Yeah. - Please. I mean... 00:41:51.445 --> 00:41:52.731 align:center - They're smoking a joint. - Right? 00:41:52.815 --> 00:41:54.825 align:center - We better catch up, right? - Yeah. 00:41:58.035 --> 00:42:00.995 align:center I'm just gonna go to the bathroom real quick. 00:42:07.455 --> 00:42:08.545 align:center These are beautiful! 00:42:08.665 --> 00:42:10.251 align:center Thanks. They're silly. They're old. 00:42:10.335 --> 00:42:11.881 align:center - They're, uh... - No, they are beautiful. 00:42:11.965 --> 00:42:13.715 align:center - They are interesting. - Thank you. 00:42:13.715 --> 00:42:15.511 align:center - Yeah. Appreciate it. - Look, I have this one. 00:42:15.595 --> 00:42:17.135 align:center Oh, wow, nice! Sun. 00:42:17.265 --> 00:42:18.805 align:center I... I have this one. 00:42:33.985 --> 00:42:36.735 align:center - Sorry, I want you to see... - Take your time. 00:42:36.865 --> 00:42:39.995 align:center They're two in one, or... Yeah. 00:42:40.865 --> 00:42:43.745 align:center - Oh, wow! - OK. What is that? 00:42:43.875 --> 00:42:46.035 align:center - It's two birds. - Piña and Hawk. 00:42:46.165 --> 00:42:49.505 align:center Piña and Hawk. Look at the that! That's nice. 00:42:49.625 --> 00:42:51.875 align:center I like that. 00:42:54.505 --> 00:42:56.925 align:center So, when did you get them? 00:42:57.055 --> 00:42:59.555 align:center - When you were in that band? - I did, yeah. 00:42:59.675 --> 00:43:01.225 align:center Pretty old. Long time ago. 00:43:01.345 --> 00:43:03.135 align:center Twenty... Twenty years ago, maybe. 00:43:16.195 --> 00:43:17.865 align:center - That's, uh... - Oh! 00:43:17.985 --> 00:43:19.325 align:center - Yeah. - Wow. 00:43:19.445 --> 00:43:21.865 align:center You know, um... you should replace this. 00:43:21.995 --> 00:43:23.245 align:center It's really dangerous. 00:43:23.365 --> 00:43:25.245 align:center This old single-pane stuff. 00:43:25.375 --> 00:43:27.915 align:center It'll shatter with even a little bit of heat. 00:43:28.035 --> 00:43:29.625 align:center Oh, there's no risk of that. 00:43:29.745 --> 00:43:33.875 align:center This is a very cold apartment. There's not a lot of... 00:43:34.005 --> 00:43:36.385 align:center - Mm. - There's not a lot of heat. 00:43:36.505 --> 00:43:38.175 align:center You never know. 00:43:39.675 --> 00:43:40.675 align:center - Tequila. - Tequila. 00:43:40.805 --> 00:43:42.135 align:center - Yeah. - Yes. Tequila. 00:43:44.345 --> 00:43:46.225 align:center Can you do something for me? 00:43:48.185 --> 00:43:49.855 align:center Probably. Yeah. 00:43:49.975 --> 00:43:51.475 align:center Please play something. 00:43:51.605 --> 00:43:53.695 align:center One song. Just one. 00:43:53.815 --> 00:43:56.275 align:center I love music. Please. 00:43:59.575 --> 00:44:02.905 align:center - Please. - I... 00:44:03.035 --> 00:44:04.535 align:center I... I should check on Angela. 00:44:04.655 --> 00:44:06.755 align:center Make sure she didn't forget how to breathe. 00:44:06.875 --> 00:44:08.075 align:center You know what I mean? 00:44:09.535 --> 00:44:12.295 align:center Joe, have you met the new neighbors? 00:44:12.415 --> 00:44:15.045 align:center Yeah... They're really cool, actually. Yeah. 00:44:15.175 --> 00:44:17.751 align:center They, uh... make no small talk whatsoever in the elevator. 00:44:17.835 --> 00:44:19.675 align:center - They talk with us. - Oh, they do? 00:44:19.795 --> 00:44:21.595 align:center I bet they do. That's shocking. 00:44:21.715 --> 00:44:23.431 align:center They're pretty sweet when you get to know 'em. 00:44:23.515 --> 00:44:25.055 align:center Joe, put on some music. 00:44:25.185 --> 00:44:26.385 align:center Yeah! Putting it on. 00:44:26.515 --> 00:44:29.435 align:center Uh, yeah, what kind of music are you into, Hawk? 00:44:30.145 --> 00:44:31.475 align:center Like... what is Sade? 00:44:31.605 --> 00:44:33.485 align:center - "What is Sade"? - She loves that. 00:44:33.605 --> 00:44:35.735 align:center Sexy-world-funk. 00:44:35.855 --> 00:44:37.111 align:center - That's not jazz? - No! 00:44:37.195 --> 00:44:38.615 align:center No, that's not jazz. 00:44:38.735 --> 00:44:40.401 align:center I mean, there's a lot of saxophones. 00:44:40.485 --> 00:44:42.985 align:center No, Sade is not jazz. Are you kidding me? 00:44:43.115 --> 00:44:45.575 align:center - It's like... - Well, listen, then... 00:44:45.705 --> 00:44:47.055 align:center Metallica and Judas Priest. 00:44:47.165 --> 00:44:48.871 align:center You don't know any jazz at all? 00:44:48.955 --> 00:44:51.915 align:center - Oh, who doesn't love Sade? - I really wanna learn. 00:44:52.045 --> 00:44:53.705 align:center Where should I start? 00:44:53.835 --> 00:44:56.041 align:center Miles Davis. John Coltrane. Dizzy Gillespie. 00:44:56.125 --> 00:44:57.671 align:center Miles with the cheeks that go out? 00:44:57.755 --> 00:44:59.501 align:center Actually, I feel like at this point in your life, 00:44:59.585 --> 00:45:01.921 align:center you have to work harder to not know who Miles Davis is 00:45:02.005 --> 00:45:03.801 align:center - than to know who he is. - Oh! Oh! 00:45:03.885 --> 00:45:06.055 align:center He-Hey! Literally, look what I just pulled. 00:45:06.175 --> 00:45:07.725 align:center No, no, no. 00:45:07.845 --> 00:45:10.471 align:center - You have to play it. - Can we play just a... 00:45:10.555 --> 00:45:12.101 align:center - "One Girl." - Play it. Play it. 00:45:12.185 --> 00:45:13.771 align:center Come on. This is your love story right here. 00:45:13.855 --> 00:45:15.145 align:center No! No, no, no, no. 00:45:15.275 --> 00:45:17.481 align:center - Yes, I want to hear it. - Don't put it on. 00:45:17.565 --> 00:45:18.821 align:center - Come on. - Don't put it on. 00:45:18.905 --> 00:45:20.821 align:center - Just give us a taste. - Don't put it on! 00:45:20.905 --> 00:45:22.941 align:center We've got the artist, and we've got the girl. 00:45:24.325 --> 00:45:26.445 align:center - No? - No. 00:45:27.155 --> 00:45:28.995 align:center Hey, sorry. 00:45:30.875 --> 00:45:32.915 align:center I'm sorry. 00:45:33.795 --> 00:45:35.665 align:center You know what? Um... 00:45:35.795 --> 00:45:37.541 align:center We actually shouldn't listen to music right now. 00:45:37.625 --> 00:45:39.211 align:center There's something I've been wanting to talk to you about. 00:45:39.295 --> 00:45:41.215 align:center Oh, my God. You have to try this. 00:45:42.925 --> 00:45:44.305 align:center - Wow! - Isn't that good? 00:45:44.425 --> 00:45:45.715 align:center Oh, my God. 00:45:45.845 --> 00:45:47.301 align:center - It's incredible. - I can't be objective, 00:45:47.385 --> 00:45:48.935 align:center but my flan is the best. 00:45:49.055 --> 00:45:51.561 align:center - It's unbelievable. - Like a silky crack cocaine. 00:45:51.645 --> 00:45:53.181 align:center It's so good. And it melts in your mouth. 00:45:53.265 --> 00:45:54.865 align:center Yeah, it's so delicious. 00:45:54.935 --> 00:45:57.601 align:center - Anyway, I was about to say... - No! My God! Have more! Mm! 00:45:57.685 --> 00:46:00.815 align:center Second bite is when it really just... settles in, 00:46:00.945 --> 00:46:02.981 align:center - just slides down. - It's great. Look, anyway... 00:46:03.065 --> 00:46:05.155 align:center God, it's got such sauce in it! 00:46:05.285 --> 00:46:07.451 align:center - I need to talk to you about... - Let's have shots, right? 00:46:07.535 --> 00:46:09.781 align:center Should we do shots? I think we should have a toast. 00:46:09.865 --> 00:46:10.865 align:center - Sure. - Yes. 00:46:10.995 --> 00:46:12.625 align:center I think shots for everybody. 00:46:12.745 --> 00:46:14.535 align:center - Thank you. - Yeah. 00:46:14.665 --> 00:46:18.165 align:center Anyway, the noise has been a thing that... 00:46:18.295 --> 00:46:20.005 align:center we want to apologize for. 00:46:20.125 --> 00:46:22.885 align:center Because it's been loud, and it took longer... 00:46:23.005 --> 00:46:25.551 align:center It took longer than we thought, and you guys have been so kind, 00:46:25.635 --> 00:46:29.675 align:center and we just wanted to say thank you and sorry. 00:46:29.805 --> 00:46:32.515 align:center - You're so nice. Look... - Yes. 00:46:32.645 --> 00:46:33.851 align:center - We're all neighbors... - Yes. 00:46:33.935 --> 00:46:36.565 align:center - ...and we really... - Salud. 00:46:36.685 --> 00:46:38.815 align:center And gracias. 00:46:38.935 --> 00:46:42.565 align:center We're just so happy that you invited us and grateful. 00:46:42.695 --> 00:46:45.775 align:center And actually, we also have something 00:46:45.905 --> 00:46:47.455 align:center we wanted to talk to you about. 00:46:47.485 --> 00:46:49.861 align:center You also want to talk to us? That's a funny coincidence. 00:46:49.945 --> 00:46:51.951 align:center We both had things we wanted to say to each other. 00:46:52.035 --> 00:46:53.741 align:center - It's nothing bad. Nothing bad. - No? 00:46:53.825 --> 00:46:56.085 align:center I think something's on Joe's mind. 00:46:56.205 --> 00:46:58.545 align:center I do have something on my mind. I actually do. 00:46:58.665 --> 00:47:00.121 align:center I feel like since we came... 00:47:00.205 --> 00:47:01.805 align:center You guys have something. 00:47:01.875 --> 00:47:03.711 align:center No, they have something to say. You guys should go. 00:47:03.795 --> 00:47:07.635 align:center - Say it. We're all friends. - No, you first! 00:47:07.755 --> 00:47:11.305 align:center You are the guests, and you should go first. 00:47:11.425 --> 00:47:13.261 align:center You guys go, and then I'll go right after. 00:47:13.345 --> 00:47:14.851 align:center I don't care. It doesn't matter to me. 00:47:14.935 --> 00:47:18.065 align:center All right. Well, um... we wanted to apologize. 00:47:18.185 --> 00:47:19.065 align:center Yes. 00:47:19.185 --> 00:47:21.525 align:center - You wanted to apologize? - To us? 00:47:21.645 --> 00:47:22.695 align:center For what? 00:47:22.815 --> 00:47:24.655 align:center We feel we might have bothered you. 00:47:24.775 --> 00:47:26.401 align:center - Bothered us? - On more than... 00:47:26.485 --> 00:47:28.525 align:center more than one occasion, actually. 00:47:28.655 --> 00:47:30.035 align:center What? When? 00:47:30.155 --> 00:47:33.615 align:center Um... at night, usually, and specifically, 00:47:33.745 --> 00:47:35.995 align:center and sometimes late in the night. 00:47:36.125 --> 00:47:37.625 align:center What? 00:47:37.745 --> 00:47:39.875 align:center - Hmm... - When we have sex. 00:47:40.705 --> 00:47:43.125 align:center - You? - Yes. 00:47:43.255 --> 00:47:45.965 align:center - We... We do have sex a lot. - A lot. 00:47:46.085 --> 00:47:47.675 align:center Yeah. I mean... yeah. 00:47:47.795 --> 00:47:51.015 align:center And we really try to keep it down, 00:47:51.135 --> 00:47:53.225 align:center but sometimes... 00:47:53.345 --> 00:47:54.995 align:center - Lately... - Lately, it's been... 00:47:55.055 --> 00:47:58.895 align:center It's been really impossible not to lose control. 00:47:59.015 --> 00:48:00.225 align:center Even for a fireman. 00:48:00.355 --> 00:48:02.435 align:center - A firefighter. - Firefighter. 00:48:02.565 --> 00:48:04.065 align:center We know we've been too loud, 00:48:04.195 --> 00:48:07.525 align:center and we know it was intrusive, and we're sorry. 00:48:07.655 --> 00:48:09.695 align:center And we're gonna be... 00:48:09.825 --> 00:48:11.325 align:center - more conscientious. - Yes. 00:48:11.445 --> 00:48:13.705 align:center - Better neighbors. - Oh, my God. No. 00:48:13.825 --> 00:48:16.331 align:center You guys don't have... No! We have not heard anything. 00:48:16.415 --> 00:48:18.455 align:center Honestly, we haven't heard anything. 00:48:18.575 --> 00:48:21.545 align:center We... It hasn't even... What? Right, Joe? 00:48:21.665 --> 00:48:24.125 align:center We haven't heard anything, right? 00:48:31.135 --> 00:48:33.975 align:center No, we actually haven't heard anything, so... 00:48:34.095 --> 00:48:36.845 align:center No need to apologize. I... I sleep like a log, you know? 00:48:36.975 --> 00:48:38.935 align:center - Log... - Yeah. 00:48:40.055 --> 00:48:41.935 align:center - Joe. - What? 00:48:42.645 --> 00:48:44.645 align:center - Joe? - Yes? 00:48:45.815 --> 00:48:47.485 align:center Joe... 00:48:47.605 --> 00:48:49.865 align:center What? 00:48:52.365 --> 00:48:54.195 align:center What, Hawk? 00:48:54.325 --> 00:48:55.655 align:center - Joe. - What? 00:48:55.785 --> 00:48:57.531 align:center - Don't... don't lie. - Not lying. 00:48:57.615 --> 00:48:59.491 align:center Joe, you've been telling the truth all night. 00:48:59.575 --> 00:49:01.325 align:center I... I love when you tell the truth. 00:49:01.375 --> 00:49:03.205 align:center I... I love it. Tell the truth. 00:49:03.335 --> 00:49:04.751 align:center Telling the truth. What do you want from me? 00:49:04.835 --> 00:49:06.751 align:center - You're not telling the truth. - I am telling the truth. 00:49:06.835 --> 00:49:09.215 align:center - Joe. - What? 00:49:09.335 --> 00:49:12.135 align:center - We know. It bothers you. - It doesn't bother me. 00:49:12.255 --> 00:49:14.841 align:center It doesn't. Look... Don't... I hate to burst your bubble. 00:49:14.925 --> 00:49:16.931 align:center Maybe your sex isn't as explosive as you think it is 00:49:17.015 --> 00:49:18.515 align:center 'cause I've never heard it, OK? 00:49:18.595 --> 00:49:19.975 align:center Joe, we know. 00:49:20.095 --> 00:49:22.815 align:center You knocked on our door during the night. 00:49:22.935 --> 00:49:24.145 align:center Joe! 00:49:24.275 --> 00:49:27.525 align:center - You were pounding on our door. - No, I didn't. 00:49:27.645 --> 00:49:30.615 align:center We saw you. We have a ring camera. 00:49:30.735 --> 00:49:32.325 align:center No. No, you don't. 00:49:32.445 --> 00:49:33.491 align:center - It's hidden. - Where? 00:49:33.575 --> 00:49:34.785 align:center In our mirilla. 00:49:34.905 --> 00:49:36.615 align:center - In our peephole. - The peephole. 00:49:36.745 --> 00:49:38.991 align:center - They don't make that. - It's a ring peephole. 00:49:39.075 --> 00:49:41.375 align:center - That's not a thing. - It's a new thing. 00:49:41.495 --> 00:49:43.331 align:center - When did that come out? - A peephole ring. 00:49:43.415 --> 00:49:44.955 align:center Show him. 00:49:45.085 --> 00:49:47.631 align:center - Show him. Do you wanna see it? - I don't need to see it. 00:49:47.715 --> 00:49:49.671 align:center It sends an alert through the app to our phone, 00:49:49.755 --> 00:49:53.295 align:center and, um... you know, it flags it if it senses aggression, 00:49:53.425 --> 00:49:54.965 align:center and so it spooked us at first. 00:49:55.095 --> 00:49:57.015 align:center But look, um... there. 00:49:57.135 --> 00:49:58.725 align:center There he comes. 00:49:58.845 --> 00:50:00.601 align:center Maybe it's grainy footage and you think it's me. 00:50:00.685 --> 00:50:04.015 align:center It's 4K. It's not misty at all. Look, look. 00:50:04.145 --> 00:50:05.891 align:center Someone that looks like me, but... Oh, shit! 00:50:05.975 --> 00:50:07.735 align:center Yeah. 00:50:07.855 --> 00:50:09.985 align:center Sorry, Joe. 00:50:10.105 --> 00:50:11.555 align:center He almost walked away, 00:50:11.605 --> 00:50:13.031 align:center - but... - You can turn it off. 00:50:13.115 --> 00:50:15.071 align:center I can't believe you. I cannot believe you! 00:50:15.155 --> 00:50:17.575 align:center Well, but it's good. It was three in the morning. 00:50:17.695 --> 00:50:21.165 align:center You were so polite that you stopped to heed and listen... 00:50:21.285 --> 00:50:23.291 align:center - What are you doing? - ...closely. 00:50:23.375 --> 00:50:26.835 align:center - But then, uh... - Oh, my God. Joe! 00:50:26.955 --> 00:50:28.831 align:center Someone left packages in the hall. 00:50:28.915 --> 00:50:30.671 align:center - Oh, my God! - We thought you broke an arm, 00:50:30.755 --> 00:50:32.755 align:center and you had to be full of bruises. 00:50:32.885 --> 00:50:34.421 align:center Just turn it o... Turn it... Look! 00:50:34.505 --> 00:50:36.715 align:center OK, you know what? Yes! Yes! 00:50:36.845 --> 00:50:38.385 align:center I banged on your door 00:50:38.515 --> 00:50:40.601 align:center because you people are fucking like monsters over there. 00:50:40.685 --> 00:50:43.085 align:center What are you doing? What are you trying to prove? 00:50:43.095 --> 00:50:45.061 align:center Are you trying to win a contest or something? 00:50:45.145 --> 00:50:46.815 align:center It's incredibly inconsiderate! 00:50:46.935 --> 00:50:48.521 align:center What are you doing? Don't say that. 00:50:48.605 --> 00:50:50.481 align:center Don't speak to them that way. I'm so sorry. 00:50:50.565 --> 00:50:52.521 align:center Our daughter can hear it. Did you know that? 00:50:52.605 --> 00:50:53.985 align:center She can hear it. 00:50:54.115 --> 00:50:55.781 align:center And I've been telling her you're moving furniture up there, 00:50:55.865 --> 00:50:58.285 align:center and she knows it's not true. She's onto me. 00:50:58.405 --> 00:51:01.205 align:center We spend so much time and energy 00:51:01.325 --> 00:51:03.575 align:center talking about your fucking orgasms. 00:51:03.705 --> 00:51:05.035 align:center It's ridiculous. 00:51:06.875 --> 00:51:09.955 align:center - You talk about my orgasms? - Yes, but not as a bad thing. 00:51:10.085 --> 00:51:12.925 align:center They're not bad. They're great. I love them. 00:51:13.045 --> 00:51:15.595 align:center Really? You love my orgasms? 00:51:15.715 --> 00:51:17.005 align:center I do. I love them. 00:51:17.135 --> 00:51:18.931 align:center - She really does. - I do. I think they're great. 00:51:19.015 --> 00:51:20.431 align:center - We talk about them constantly. - They're amazing. 00:51:20.515 --> 00:51:22.011 align:center She especially likes the growler. 00:51:22.095 --> 00:51:24.641 align:center Are you the growler, Piña? 'Cause she loves the growler. 00:51:24.725 --> 00:51:27.935 align:center No, no, no, no. No, Piña's not a growler. 00:51:28.065 --> 00:51:31.395 align:center Oh, you're... You're the growler? 00:51:31.525 --> 00:51:32.945 align:center No. 00:51:33.065 --> 00:51:35.565 align:center - Uh... - It's Vanessa. 00:51:35.695 --> 00:51:38.405 align:center Vanessa is the growler. 00:51:38.525 --> 00:51:40.195 align:center Vanessa? 00:51:40.325 --> 00:51:43.615 align:center Vanessa... Wait, who's Vanessa? 00:51:43.745 --> 00:51:45.075 align:center - A friend. - Oh, yeah. 00:51:45.205 --> 00:51:48.335 align:center Kai is a pretty big guy, and he does breathe heavily. 00:51:48.455 --> 00:51:53.375 align:center That could be what you're calling animalistic noises. 00:51:53.505 --> 00:51:55.005 align:center - Kai. - Kai is... 00:51:55.125 --> 00:51:56.965 align:center - Who's Kai? - Another friend. 00:51:57.085 --> 00:51:59.555 align:center Oh, Kai's another friend. Vanessa and Kai. 00:51:59.675 --> 00:52:02.805 align:center Vanessa lives in Nevada City with Kai. 00:52:02.925 --> 00:52:04.301 align:center Are you fucking with us right now? 00:52:04.385 --> 00:52:06.261 align:center Is this a joke? Are you guys fucking around with us? 00:52:06.345 --> 00:52:08.641 align:center Is this what you're whispering to each other in Spanish? 00:52:08.725 --> 00:52:13.235 align:center No. We know you are upset, and you have every right to be. 00:52:13.355 --> 00:52:15.735 align:center We've had a few parties. 00:52:15.855 --> 00:52:17.755 align:center Things have gotten a little more crazy. 00:52:17.865 --> 00:52:19.195 align:center Out of hand. 00:52:19.325 --> 00:52:21.575 align:center Parties... Like, cocktail parties? 00:52:21.695 --> 00:52:23.785 align:center Soirées? What are you talking about? 00:52:23.905 --> 00:52:25.865 align:center - What parties? - Sex parties. 00:52:25.995 --> 00:52:27.915 align:center - Oh... - Sex parties! 00:52:28.035 --> 00:52:30.041 align:center - Right. That's like, uh... - Parties where people... 00:52:30.125 --> 00:52:32.081 align:center - ...have sex. - ...have sex with each other. 00:52:32.165 --> 00:52:33.965 align:center - Sex. - I think... 00:52:34.085 --> 00:52:37.925 align:center that's the commonly understood definition of a sex party. 00:52:38.045 --> 00:52:39.671 align:center It's the only one I can think of. Honestly. 00:52:39.755 --> 00:52:41.385 align:center I can't think of another one. 00:52:41.505 --> 00:52:43.385 align:center And we really apologize. 00:52:43.515 --> 00:52:45.515 align:center No. What? No, you don't have to. 00:52:45.555 --> 00:52:48.345 align:center That's not... No, we're not judging. 00:52:48.475 --> 00:52:51.645 align:center That's... You don't... Joe, where's that J? 00:52:51.765 --> 00:52:53.815 align:center - That J? - The J you were... 00:52:53.935 --> 00:52:55.771 align:center - Did you leave that in there? - The J? I... 00:52:55.855 --> 00:52:57.691 align:center - It is in my office. - OK, I'll help you. 00:52:57.775 --> 00:52:59.405 align:center Why don't you come with me to... 00:52:59.525 --> 00:53:02.445 align:center - Yeah, no problem. - ...to get that J? Yeah. 00:53:02.575 --> 00:53:05.035 align:center Oh, my God! 00:53:05.155 --> 00:53:07.365 align:center Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 00:53:07.495 --> 00:53:08.995 align:center This is amazing. 00:53:09.125 --> 00:53:10.875 align:center They're having sex parties up there. 00:53:10.995 --> 00:53:13.125 align:center I was right. That wasn't normal sex. 00:53:13.245 --> 00:53:15.001 align:center You knew it. You knew it. 00:53:15.085 --> 00:53:17.165 align:center They are fucking like monsters up there. 00:53:17.295 --> 00:53:18.585 align:center They actually are. 00:53:18.715 --> 00:53:20.085 align:center Kai, Vanessa... 00:53:20.215 --> 00:53:22.675 align:center This is amazing. This is actually amazing. 00:53:22.805 --> 00:53:25.015 align:center Oh, my God. Vanessa's the growler. 00:53:25.135 --> 00:53:27.885 align:center I take it all back. We should invite more people over. 00:53:30.055 --> 00:53:31.685 align:center - Hello. - We good? 00:53:31.805 --> 00:53:32.975 align:center - Yeah. - OK. 00:53:33.105 --> 00:53:35.315 align:center - Sex parties. - Yeah. The sex parties. 00:53:35.435 --> 00:53:36.645 align:center Just... paint a picture. 00:53:36.775 --> 00:53:38.271 align:center Disclose what you will about this. 00:53:38.355 --> 00:53:39.571 align:center What do you want to know? 00:53:39.655 --> 00:53:42.275 align:center Whatever you wanna tell us. Yeah. 00:53:42.405 --> 00:53:44.155 align:center They... They started recently. 00:53:44.285 --> 00:53:45.575 align:center - OK. Really? - Oh! Oh... 00:53:45.695 --> 00:53:47.451 align:center - It's a recent development. - It's new to you. Neat. 00:53:47.535 --> 00:53:49.535 align:center The noise uptick probably came 00:53:49.665 --> 00:53:51.745 align:center 'cause once we started bringing people in, 00:53:51.875 --> 00:53:53.175 align:center our bedroom was too small, 00:53:53.285 --> 00:53:54.751 align:center so we moved into the living room. 00:53:54.835 --> 00:53:56.001 align:center - Overflow. Yeah. - I got it. 00:53:56.085 --> 00:53:57.501 align:center That's why the sound kind of reverberates 00:53:57.585 --> 00:53:58.685 align:center through the apartment. 00:53:59.045 --> 00:54:00.711 align:center And it's happening just right on the floor? 00:54:00.795 --> 00:54:02.135 align:center No, uh... 00:54:02.255 --> 00:54:04.005 align:center - Furniture, rugs... - Sofa. 00:54:04.135 --> 00:54:05.845 align:center That's why you're so into rugs. 00:54:05.965 --> 00:54:07.055 align:center You love a rug. 00:54:07.175 --> 00:54:09.051 align:center I love this for different reasons. 00:54:09.135 --> 00:54:10.681 align:center You have a close relationship with them. 00:54:10.765 --> 00:54:12.851 align:center This really would be pretty uncomfortable. 00:54:12.935 --> 00:54:14.935 align:center Yeah, you need a high pile, I imagine. 00:54:15.065 --> 00:54:16.645 align:center OK. Wait! Just... more. 00:54:16.775 --> 00:54:19.445 align:center So, how... How does it work? 00:54:19.565 --> 00:54:21.025 align:center Like, how do you get invited? 00:54:21.155 --> 00:54:23.191 align:center Or do you invite people, and... Maybe there's no rules. 00:54:23.275 --> 00:54:24.825 align:center - Are there rules? - Parameters? 00:54:24.825 --> 00:54:26.281 align:center Can anyone do anything to anyone? 00:54:26.365 --> 00:54:27.905 align:center - Is it a free for all? - No. 00:54:28.035 --> 00:54:30.995 align:center For starters, you've gotta have consent, obviously. 00:54:31.115 --> 00:54:32.581 align:center - Oh, yeah. - Enthusiastic consent. 00:54:32.665 --> 00:54:36.045 align:center And the connection has to be about joy, about expansion. 00:54:36.165 --> 00:54:40.505 align:center It can never be about anger, never about revenge. 00:54:40.625 --> 00:54:41.925 align:center - And patience. - Patience. 00:54:41.965 --> 00:54:43.545 align:center Because, you know, some people, 00:54:43.675 --> 00:54:45.091 align:center they gotta find their own entry point. 00:54:45.175 --> 00:54:46.471 align:center - Entry point. - Well... 00:54:46.555 --> 00:54:48.345 align:center - How did it begin? - Yeah. 00:54:48.465 --> 00:54:49.885 align:center Yeah, like, take us back. 00:54:50.015 --> 00:54:51.845 align:center Yeah, what's day one of this like? 00:54:52.685 --> 00:54:55.475 align:center I've always been bi-curious. 00:54:55.605 --> 00:54:57.065 align:center - Mm. - For me, 00:54:57.185 --> 00:55:01.695 align:center the pleasure I get from being with a woman is different. 00:55:01.815 --> 00:55:03.105 align:center Yeah. 00:55:03.235 --> 00:55:04.525 align:center - Mm... Me too. - Right. 00:55:04.655 --> 00:55:06.735 align:center - And then Kai and... - Valerie. 00:55:06.865 --> 00:55:08.655 align:center - Va... Vanessa! - Vanessa! 00:55:08.785 --> 00:55:10.535 align:center Were you guys friends, or did you... 00:55:10.615 --> 00:55:11.765 align:center Did you meet on an app? 00:55:11.825 --> 00:55:13.371 align:center We're pretty negative on the apps. 00:55:13.455 --> 00:55:14.825 align:center Really? Interesting. 00:55:14.955 --> 00:55:17.665 align:center Swipe right, swipe left. It just seems very impersonal. 00:55:17.795 --> 00:55:18.915 align:center Yeah, it's impersonal. 00:55:19.045 --> 00:55:20.501 align:center - You don't want to gamify. - Sure. 00:55:20.585 --> 00:55:23.835 align:center We like to meet people in person, like, eye to eye, 00:55:23.965 --> 00:55:27.045 align:center like, organic, real connection, you know? 00:55:27.175 --> 00:55:28.595 align:center There are conventions. 00:55:28.715 --> 00:55:30.551 align:center Oh, yes. That's good. Because you do, you need rules. 00:55:30.635 --> 00:55:32.515 align:center You need some boundaries. 00:55:32.635 --> 00:55:35.145 align:center No, no, I mean... there are actual conventions. 00:55:35.265 --> 00:55:37.395 align:center - Oh, wow. - Like at a Sandals? 00:55:37.515 --> 00:55:38.515 align:center - Yes. - Oh, wow. 00:55:38.645 --> 00:55:40.311 align:center Conventions are very important. 00:55:40.395 --> 00:55:43.445 align:center - They also offer you a menu. - Oh, a menu! 00:55:43.565 --> 00:55:45.695 align:center A menu. A menu of things you're into. 00:55:45.815 --> 00:55:47.401 align:center That's good. I like it's organized. I like a menu. 00:55:47.485 --> 00:55:48.901 align:center - You do love a menu. - That's nice. 00:55:48.985 --> 00:55:50.951 align:center - You do like organization. - That's great. 00:55:51.035 --> 00:55:53.451 align:center When you engage with someone, you already know what they want. 00:55:53.535 --> 00:55:56.325 align:center They have already sent their preferences in advance. 00:55:56.455 --> 00:55:57.625 align:center It's like "Below Deck." 00:55:57.745 --> 00:55:59.791 align:center It's like a preference sheet on "Below Deck." 00:55:59.875 --> 00:56:01.255 align:center It's a reality show. 00:56:01.375 --> 00:56:02.961 align:center - It's about yachts. - You're speaking our language. 00:56:03.045 --> 00:56:04.295 align:center We get it. We get it now. 00:56:04.425 --> 00:56:05.545 align:center Honestly, I think 00:56:05.675 --> 00:56:09.175 align:center maybe the best thing about group sex is, 00:56:09.305 --> 00:56:12.635 align:center it forces total clarity of communication. 00:56:12.765 --> 00:56:15.115 align:center Not the best thing, I wouldn't imagine. 00:56:15.185 --> 00:56:17.935 align:center - The sex is probably better. - The clear communication. 00:56:18.055 --> 00:56:20.855 align:center What happens if no one picks you? 00:56:20.975 --> 00:56:22.561 align:center It's like gym class - you get chosen last, 00:56:22.645 --> 00:56:24.521 align:center you gotta jerk off alone in the corner or something? 00:56:24.605 --> 00:56:26.321 align:center - I feel like that'd be me. - No! 00:56:26.405 --> 00:56:28.231 align:center - It's not like that. - Don't worry. 00:56:28.315 --> 00:56:29.485 align:center You would be chosen. 00:56:29.615 --> 00:56:31.985 align:center - Yeah! - But yeah, how does that work? 00:56:32.115 --> 00:56:33.491 align:center No, no one gets excluded. 00:56:33.575 --> 00:56:34.905 align:center You know? I mean... 00:56:35.035 --> 00:56:37.745 align:center Obviously, anyone's free to watch 00:56:37.875 --> 00:56:39.291 align:center if they don't want to participate. 00:56:39.375 --> 00:56:41.495 align:center All right, but... jealousy! 00:56:41.625 --> 00:56:43.581 align:center No one gets...? You don't... You don't get jealous? 00:56:43.665 --> 00:56:45.005 align:center There's no jealousy? 00:56:45.125 --> 00:56:47.501 align:center I think jealousy is a natural animalistic instinct, 00:56:47.585 --> 00:56:49.175 align:center but you have to replace it. 00:56:49.295 --> 00:56:50.715 align:center We practice compersion. 00:56:50.845 --> 00:56:52.385 align:center - Compression? - Compersion. 00:56:52.515 --> 00:56:54.925 align:center - Compersion? - Compersion. 00:56:55.055 --> 00:56:57.385 align:center Compression is all about finding joy 00:56:57.515 --> 00:56:59.055 align:center in the joy of others. 00:56:59.185 --> 00:57:02.645 align:center - Wow! That would be... great. - Hard to wrap your head around. 00:57:02.775 --> 00:57:04.565 align:center And for me, there's nothing better 00:57:04.685 --> 00:57:07.605 align:center than watching my partner in the hands of another. 00:57:07.735 --> 00:57:09.485 align:center Wow! 00:57:09.615 --> 00:57:10.615 align:center Beautiful. 00:57:10.735 --> 00:57:12.785 align:center Oh, God. 00:57:12.905 --> 00:57:14.325 align:center That's nice. 00:57:14.445 --> 00:57:17.115 align:center - Super nice. - Wow. So healthy. 00:57:17.245 --> 00:57:20.285 align:center - I feel healthy just seeing it. - That's... 00:57:20.415 --> 00:57:21.715 align:center And, you know, I love this. 00:57:21.835 --> 00:57:23.501 align:center I love that it's you and your friends. 00:57:23.585 --> 00:57:25.505 align:center It's like the four of you get together. 00:57:25.625 --> 00:57:28.625 align:center Four is such a good number. Yeah, it's round. 00:57:28.755 --> 00:57:31.135 align:center - Sometimes... - No more than six. 00:57:31.255 --> 00:57:32.505 align:center - Six? - Six people? 00:57:32.595 --> 00:57:34.721 align:center Six is a lot. That's why it's so loud up there. 00:57:34.805 --> 00:57:36.725 align:center - Yeah... six. - Yeah. 00:57:36.845 --> 00:57:39.225 align:center We did go bigger last weekend. 00:57:39.345 --> 00:57:42.395 align:center That doesn't count because it was a special occasion. 00:57:42.515 --> 00:57:43.641 align:center It was Vanessa's birthday. 00:57:43.725 --> 00:57:45.895 align:center Wow! Well, a birthday's a birthday. 00:57:46.025 --> 00:57:48.401 align:center Gotta celebrate the good things in life, I guess, right? 00:57:48.485 --> 00:57:50.441 align:center Yeah, and she wanted to have ten people, so... 00:57:50.525 --> 00:57:52.865 align:center Ten people. Are you fucking kidding me? 00:57:52.985 --> 00:57:55.655 align:center - Holy shit! Oh, my God! - Ten? 00:57:55.785 --> 00:57:57.571 align:center - We rented a house in Bolinas. - Oh, nice! 00:57:57.655 --> 00:57:59.831 align:center - Really nice. So foggy, and... - Really lovely, yeah. 00:57:59.915 --> 00:58:02.161 align:center - We were so energized. - So energized. 00:58:02.245 --> 00:58:03.785 align:center You feel superhuman. 00:58:03.915 --> 00:58:05.461 align:center - Honestly, it was... - It was a high. 00:58:05.545 --> 00:58:07.041 align:center It was, for me, the best in my life. 00:58:07.125 --> 00:58:09.791 align:center It was the best experience that we've had. It really was. 00:58:09.875 --> 00:58:11.755 align:center - God! - Wow. God bless you. 00:58:11.885 --> 00:58:14.345 align:center - Vanessa must be great. - Yeah. 00:58:14.465 --> 00:58:16.511 align:center Is she just, like... I'm imagining just like a... 00:58:16.595 --> 00:58:18.475 align:center like a ball of youthful energy. 00:58:18.595 --> 00:58:21.261 align:center - Is she just, like, young...? - No, Vanessa's very mature. 00:58:21.345 --> 00:58:22.645 align:center She's old? 00:58:22.765 --> 00:58:24.271 align:center - No, I wouldn't say she's... - Well, she's... 00:58:24.355 --> 00:58:26.311 align:center That means she's really old if you don't know. 00:58:26.395 --> 00:58:27.775 align:center - She's old. - No... 00:58:27.895 --> 00:58:29.025 align:center Older... 00:58:29.145 --> 00:58:30.691 align:center Next time you're in there, count the rings. 00:58:30.775 --> 00:58:32.355 align:center A veteran in our group. 00:58:32.485 --> 00:58:34.151 align:center She's the most experienced person in our... 00:58:34.235 --> 00:58:35.651 align:center She's an oldie, but a goodie. 00:58:35.735 --> 00:58:38.245 align:center I've learned so much from that woman. 00:58:38.365 --> 00:58:41.915 align:center She knows everything about the depth of tantric sex. 00:58:42.035 --> 00:58:44.745 align:center - Oh. - Not jizzing. Like Sting. 00:58:44.875 --> 00:58:46.425 align:center She got me to hold onto my chi. 00:58:46.455 --> 00:58:48.545 align:center - Wow. - She pushed us into anal. 00:58:48.665 --> 00:58:50.835 align:center - Pushed you into anal? - Into anal. 00:58:50.965 --> 00:58:52.631 align:center It's not for everybody, but... 00:58:52.715 --> 00:58:53.961 align:center I hope she pushed you gently. 00:58:54.045 --> 00:58:56.255 align:center - We did really like it. - I do love anal. 00:58:56.385 --> 00:58:58.011 align:center Yeah. Who doesn't? Who doesn't love anal? 00:58:58.095 --> 00:59:00.221 align:center - Holidays, weekends... - Special occasions. 00:59:00.305 --> 00:59:02.185 align:center - Yeah. - But I love giving it. 00:59:02.305 --> 00:59:03.685 align:center Oh! 00:59:03.805 --> 00:59:07.645 align:center And I don't wanna speak for him, but he loves receiving it. 00:59:07.775 --> 00:59:10.025 align:center - Oh! - I actually really do. 00:59:10.145 --> 00:59:11.695 align:center I get a lot of value out of it. 00:59:11.695 --> 00:59:15.155 align:center Pegging! That's... Podcast! That's what that is, right? 00:59:15.275 --> 00:59:16.571 align:center - You wear a... - A strap-on. 00:59:16.655 --> 00:59:18.735 align:center - A strap-on. - Oh, wow! Cool. 00:59:18.865 --> 00:59:20.615 align:center Vanessa likes a handheld device. 00:59:20.745 --> 00:59:21.745 align:center Wow. 00:59:22.115 --> 00:59:23.661 align:center But it's not really about penetration. 00:59:23.745 --> 00:59:24.895 align:center I mean, it is a little. 00:59:24.915 --> 00:59:26.251 align:center No, it's not really about penetration. 00:59:26.335 --> 00:59:27.795 align:center - It's about surrender. - Oh. 00:59:27.915 --> 00:59:29.671 align:center Yeah, you just gotta surrender that body. 00:59:29.755 --> 00:59:31.255 align:center Yeah. Surrender that bod. 00:59:31.295 --> 00:59:32.375 align:center Just give it. 00:59:32.505 --> 00:59:33.921 align:center 'Cause sex is not a thing you do. 00:59:34.005 --> 00:59:35.675 align:center It's a place you go. 00:59:35.795 --> 00:59:37.675 align:center Is the place Hawk's butthole? 00:59:37.805 --> 00:59:39.511 align:center - Sometimes - On birthdays. 00:59:39.595 --> 00:59:40.971 align:center Wow! And the menu thing is cool 00:59:41.055 --> 00:59:43.765 align:center because anyone who has a fantasy can just order. 00:59:43.885 --> 00:59:45.975 align:center The menu is amazing. You've got bondage, 00:59:46.105 --> 00:59:48.435 align:center you've got role playing, you've got... 00:59:48.565 --> 00:59:50.975 align:center - DP. You have... - DP? 00:59:51.105 --> 00:59:54.145 align:center DP. Uh... double penetration, right? 00:59:54.275 --> 00:59:55.821 align:center I mean, I'm assuming... Is that not...? 00:59:55.905 --> 00:59:57.481 align:center - It's on the menu. - I don't do that. 00:59:57.565 --> 01:00:00.155 align:center - No. - We don't. We... 01:00:00.285 --> 01:00:02.111 align:center Porn tropes don't tend to be our group's thing. 01:00:02.195 --> 01:00:04.121 align:center - But it is on the menu. - Don't wanna be tropey. 01:00:04.205 --> 01:00:05.365 align:center Hey, it's on the menu. 01:00:05.495 --> 01:00:07.201 align:center - Yeah. I mean, I just... - It's on the menu. 01:00:07.285 --> 01:00:09.331 align:center Might not... I'm just saying. We don't have to judge it. 01:00:09.415 --> 01:00:12.295 align:center It's something that some people might have on there. 01:00:12.415 --> 01:00:13.831 align:center - Double penetration. - Double penetration. 01:00:13.915 --> 01:00:15.365 align:center You were listing other stuff. 01:00:15.425 --> 01:00:17.001 align:center Hey, you're a fireman who likes to be pegged, so... 01:00:17.085 --> 01:00:18.485 align:center - Firefighter. - Firefighter. 01:00:18.595 --> 01:00:20.965 align:center He loves to be pegged. 01:00:21.095 --> 01:00:22.845 align:center - So, fair point, fair point. - Yes. 01:00:22.925 --> 01:00:24.265 align:center I'm just, yeah... 01:00:24.385 --> 01:00:26.345 align:center Honestly, like... 01:00:27.935 --> 01:00:30.035 align:center This is not how I was expecting this to go. 01:00:30.145 --> 01:00:32.065 align:center And I... 01:00:32.185 --> 01:00:34.525 align:center I honestly feel like I have much more insight 01:00:34.645 --> 01:00:37.155 align:center into what the fuck is going on up there, 01:00:37.275 --> 01:00:39.475 align:center and I feel better about it 'cause it's not... 01:00:39.575 --> 01:00:41.901 align:center you know, your run-of-the-mill married people sex. 01:00:41.985 --> 01:00:43.995 align:center I guess it is something exceptional 01:00:44.115 --> 01:00:45.535 align:center happening above our heads. 01:00:45.655 --> 01:00:47.955 align:center - Yes. - Thank you for telling us. 01:00:48.075 --> 01:00:50.085 align:center And I guess ultimately, just... 01:00:50.205 --> 01:00:51.955 align:center you know, maybe try to keep it down. 01:00:52.045 --> 01:00:54.631 align:center If you have another big birthday or holiday, Arbor Day, 01:00:54.715 --> 01:00:56.795 align:center maybe go to Bolinas again. 01:00:56.925 --> 01:00:58.715 align:center Get an Airbnb. Thank you. 01:00:58.835 --> 01:01:00.585 align:center Thank you for being so understanding 01:01:00.675 --> 01:01:02.215 align:center and accepting and so warm. 01:01:02.345 --> 01:01:05.805 align:center - We accept. We are accepting. - My new friends! 01:01:06.685 --> 01:01:10.395 align:center - Thank you. - Guys! 01:01:10.515 --> 01:01:11.931 align:center - That's very sweet. - I love this. 01:01:12.015 --> 01:01:13.065 align:center This is so lovely. 01:01:13.185 --> 01:01:14.651 align:center I know we haven't hung out a lot, 01:01:14.735 --> 01:01:17.355 align:center but you guys have seemed cool and progressive. 01:01:17.485 --> 01:01:20.565 align:center We are, yeah. I mean, I'm an independent, technically. 01:01:20.695 --> 01:01:22.441 align:center - But no, we're pretty, uh... - Not like the Anavias. 01:01:22.525 --> 01:01:24.361 align:center No, we're more... They're single penetration. 01:01:24.445 --> 01:01:27.745 align:center - They don't seem very open. - Not at all. 01:01:27.865 --> 01:01:29.495 align:center Exactly. 01:01:29.625 --> 01:01:32.335 align:center You guys, when you stop fighting, you're really funny. 01:01:32.455 --> 01:01:34.665 align:center We are... pretty chill. 01:01:34.795 --> 01:01:37.755 align:center I knew Angela was cool, but Joe, I... I didn't... 01:01:37.875 --> 01:01:39.295 align:center - I wasn't sure. - Oh, yeah? 01:01:39.425 --> 01:01:41.425 align:center - Getting to hang out now, I... - Thanks. 01:01:41.505 --> 01:01:42.971 align:center I don't know, I really appreciate it. 01:01:43.055 --> 01:01:44.555 align:center How'd you know she was so cool? 01:01:44.555 --> 01:01:46.805 align:center - Because I'm cool. I'm cool! - Oh, yeah. 01:01:46.925 --> 01:01:48.971 align:center - There's this thing... - Look at this face. 01:01:49.055 --> 01:01:51.305 align:center - And the window thing. - Piña knows I'm cool. 01:01:51.355 --> 01:01:54.565 align:center The what? The window thing? 01:01:54.685 --> 01:01:56.035 align:center - What window thing? - No... 01:01:56.065 --> 01:01:57.185 align:center What window thing? 01:01:57.315 --> 01:01:58.981 align:center What window thing are you talking about? 01:01:59.065 --> 01:02:05.035 align:center Angela likes to be looked at naked in the window sometimes. 01:02:07.155 --> 01:02:08.955 align:center You've seen my wife naked? 01:02:09.075 --> 01:02:10.455 align:center No, not in person. 01:02:10.575 --> 01:02:11.915 align:center Not in person. 01:02:12.035 --> 01:02:16.205 align:center She likes to walk around... through the window. 01:02:16.335 --> 01:02:18.295 align:center Just through the window. 01:02:18.415 --> 01:02:22.425 align:center It's a little cute ritual she does. 01:02:31.645 --> 01:02:32.645 align:center What the fuck? 01:02:37.065 --> 01:02:38.481 align:center - What is he talking about? - Nothing. 01:02:38.565 --> 01:02:40.151 align:center - What is he talking about? - Nothing, nothing. 01:02:40.235 --> 01:02:41.571 align:center Tell me what he is talking about. 01:02:41.655 --> 01:02:44.445 align:center That might have happened, like, once by accident. 01:02:44.575 --> 01:02:46.361 align:center - I don't... This is... - I mean, 01:02:46.445 --> 01:02:48.285 align:center it happened more than once, but... 01:02:48.405 --> 01:02:50.451 align:center Word on the street is it was more than once. 01:02:50.535 --> 01:02:51.835 align:center Is this a big deal? 01:02:51.955 --> 01:02:53.451 align:center Why do I feel like everyone knows something here, 01:02:53.535 --> 01:02:55.585 align:center except for me? 01:02:55.705 --> 01:02:57.461 align:center I want you to come here and explain to me 01:02:57.545 --> 01:03:00.665 align:center what the fuck is going on, please. 01:03:00.795 --> 01:03:02.541 align:center - You want me to explain? - I would love that. 01:03:02.625 --> 01:03:04.461 align:center - I will explain myself, Joe. - Please do. 01:03:04.545 --> 01:03:06.131 align:center The first time, I was coming outta the shower... 01:03:06.215 --> 01:03:07.595 align:center The first time! 01:03:07.715 --> 01:03:11.175 align:center I was nude, and I was on my way to the living room, 01:03:11.305 --> 01:03:15.305 align:center and I looked up, and he saw me, and I saw him seeing me, 01:03:15.435 --> 01:03:16.645 align:center and then I kept going. 01:03:16.765 --> 01:03:18.265 align:center That is exactly what happened. 01:03:18.355 --> 01:03:19.481 align:center Will you shut the fuck up, Hawk? 01:03:19.565 --> 01:03:21.315 align:center And then since then, after I shower, 01:03:21.315 --> 01:03:24.195 align:center I walk past knowing that he might be watching me. 01:03:24.315 --> 01:03:27.115 align:center My God, it's a little sick ritual you guys have together? 01:03:27.235 --> 01:03:29.945 align:center It is. It is like a little ritual that I actually enjoy 01:03:30.075 --> 01:03:31.615 align:center because it makes me feel good, 01:03:31.745 --> 01:03:34.785 align:center because I do in fact like to be looked at naked, Joe. 01:03:34.915 --> 01:03:36.495 align:center - Is that OK? - No, it's not OK. 01:03:36.625 --> 01:03:37.875 align:center Why would that be OK? 01:03:37.995 --> 01:03:39.621 align:center It's not like I'm looking at him in the eyes. 01:03:39.705 --> 01:03:40.961 align:center I've never made eye contact. 01:03:41.045 --> 01:03:42.751 align:center - No, never once. - Who gives a fuck? 01:03:42.835 --> 01:03:44.381 align:center What does that have to do with anything? 01:03:44.465 --> 01:03:46.385 align:center - That is a huge deal. - No, it isn't. 01:03:46.505 --> 01:03:48.805 align:center I don't care about that at all! 01:03:48.925 --> 01:03:51.385 align:center Do you even care? You barely look at me. 01:03:51.515 --> 01:03:53.141 align:center I don't even understand why you're upset. 01:03:53.225 --> 01:03:55.305 align:center So, this is somehow my fault. 01:03:55.435 --> 01:03:56.855 align:center That's fucking crazy! 01:03:56.975 --> 01:03:58.981 align:center That's why you don't want curtains on the window, 01:03:59.065 --> 01:04:01.485 align:center so the fireman can see your fucking tits. 01:04:01.605 --> 01:04:03.025 align:center This is fucked, Angela. 01:04:03.145 --> 01:04:05.815 align:center But Joe, it's not fucked. It's not. It's not. 01:04:05.945 --> 01:04:07.365 align:center How is this not fucked? 01:04:07.485 --> 01:04:09.241 align:center Please enlighten me and say how this isn't fucked. 01:04:09.325 --> 01:04:10.781 align:center I think what she's doing is great. 01:04:10.865 --> 01:04:11.991 align:center It's actually very helpful. 01:04:12.075 --> 01:04:13.825 align:center - For whom? - For her! 01:04:13.955 --> 01:04:15.825 align:center And for us. Women. 01:04:15.955 --> 01:04:17.455 align:center You know how many women let go 01:04:17.495 --> 01:04:19.995 align:center of their erotic aspirations for good? 01:04:20.125 --> 01:04:22.171 align:center You know how difficult it is, what she's doing, 01:04:22.255 --> 01:04:23.711 align:center that she's trying to connect with that part 01:04:23.795 --> 01:04:25.091 align:center that she had lost? Good for you. 01:04:25.175 --> 01:04:26.751 align:center - Thank you. - Bravo. Great work. 01:04:26.835 --> 01:04:28.421 align:center - Very important work. - Fuck you! It is important. 01:04:28.505 --> 01:04:30.091 align:center Hope you got a fucking Pulitzer for this shit. 01:04:30.175 --> 01:04:31.425 align:center - It is important. - Yeah? 01:04:31.465 --> 01:04:33.675 align:center Yes. What do we all want? Be honest. 01:04:33.805 --> 01:04:37.095 align:center To desire to be desired. 01:04:37.225 --> 01:04:39.731 align:center Maybe that's why you look at my boobs in the elevator 01:04:39.815 --> 01:04:43.315 align:center - every time I see you. - Oh... Really? 01:04:43.435 --> 01:04:45.191 align:center Joe looks at your boobs in the elevator. 01:04:45.275 --> 01:04:46.655 align:center I'm so sorry, Piña. 01:04:46.775 --> 01:04:48.275 align:center Really, Joe? Wow! 01:04:48.405 --> 01:04:50.105 align:center He thinks I don't notice, but I do. 01:04:50.155 --> 01:04:52.055 align:center It's like a little game we have, right? 01:04:52.075 --> 01:04:53.405 align:center Such a fucking hypocrite. 01:04:53.535 --> 01:04:55.985 align:center I don't... I don't... They're out there sometimes. 01:04:56.035 --> 01:04:58.041 align:center - They're hard not to see. - Let me ask you something. 01:04:58.125 --> 01:05:00.335 align:center When you look at my boobs, 01:05:00.455 --> 01:05:03.665 align:center do they seem - my boobs - 01:05:03.795 --> 01:05:05.755 align:center do they seem out of reach to you? 01:05:05.875 --> 01:05:07.335 align:center No, it's a small elevator. 01:05:07.465 --> 01:05:09.255 align:center I could just grab 'em if I wanted. 01:05:09.385 --> 01:05:12.675 align:center - That's not what I'm asking. - What are you asking? 01:05:12.805 --> 01:05:16.845 align:center Do you feel worthy of desiring them? 01:05:18.305 --> 01:05:21.685 align:center I've never thought about that for one fucking second. 01:05:21.815 --> 01:05:24.525 align:center Do me a favor. Please look at my boobs right now. 01:05:24.645 --> 01:05:27.111 align:center - What is happening right now? - Look at them. Look at them. 01:05:27.195 --> 01:05:28.361 align:center I don't want to right now. 01:05:28.445 --> 01:05:29.941 align:center - Look! - Look at them. 01:05:30.025 --> 01:05:32.031 align:center - Joe, look at them. - I don't wanna right now. 01:05:32.115 --> 01:05:34.321 align:center - Don't be rude. - It's fine. You just enjoy it. 01:05:34.405 --> 01:05:36.195 align:center Don't be rude! Look at them. 01:05:36.325 --> 01:05:37.571 align:center I don't wanna look at them. I don't... 01:05:37.655 --> 01:05:40.205 align:center Why are you teaming up on me, for God's sakes? 01:05:40.325 --> 01:05:42.205 align:center Look, I'm not a sicko like you. 01:05:42.335 --> 01:05:45.125 align:center I ain't gonna look at another man's wife's fucking tits 01:05:45.255 --> 01:05:47.295 align:center to jerk off to, OK? I'm normal. 01:05:47.415 --> 01:05:49.091 align:center - Who's doing that? - You're doing that. 01:05:49.175 --> 01:05:50.135 align:center - Who? - You! 01:05:50.505 --> 01:05:51.961 align:center - When? - Every morning, apparently. 01:05:52.045 --> 01:05:53.845 align:center What? No. I... 01:05:53.965 --> 01:05:55.385 align:center I make love to Piña. 01:05:55.515 --> 01:05:58.385 align:center I tell her about Angela when I see her, 01:05:58.515 --> 01:06:00.515 align:center and she likes it. 01:06:00.645 --> 01:06:01.725 align:center It's our thing. 01:06:01.855 --> 01:06:07.525 align:center Oh, you guys talk about me when you're... 01:06:07.645 --> 01:06:10.485 align:center - Yes, my love, of course we do. - Yeah. 01:06:10.605 --> 01:06:12.315 align:center Oh... 01:06:12.445 --> 01:06:14.025 align:center Really? 01:06:14.155 --> 01:06:15.535 align:center A lot. 01:06:15.655 --> 01:06:16.745 align:center Wow! 01:06:16.865 --> 01:06:18.281 align:center I see what's happening right now, Angela. 01:06:18.365 --> 01:06:20.665 align:center - What? - This whole thing was a setup. 01:06:20.785 --> 01:06:22.951 align:center You planned this whole fucking thing right now. 01:06:23.035 --> 01:06:24.451 align:center - What are you talking about? - Holy shit! 01:06:24.535 --> 01:06:26.375 align:center The cheese, the soufflé and the meat, 01:06:26.505 --> 01:06:28.001 align:center and you didn't tell me they were coming. 01:06:28.085 --> 01:06:29.881 align:center You were trying to have a threesome with these people. 01:06:29.965 --> 01:06:32.385 align:center You knew they were fucking other people up there, 01:06:32.505 --> 01:06:34.385 align:center and you planned this whole thing. 01:06:34.505 --> 01:06:37.015 align:center This is fucking crazy, even for you, Angela. 01:06:37.135 --> 01:06:38.225 align:center What the fuck, Joe! 01:06:38.345 --> 01:06:39.931 align:center I was just trying to have a nice night 01:06:40.015 --> 01:06:41.351 align:center with some fucking wine and cheese. 01:06:41.435 --> 01:06:42.601 align:center What are you talking about? 01:06:42.685 --> 01:06:44.225 align:center You wanna all fuck each other! 01:06:44.355 --> 01:06:46.955 align:center You've been plotting this whole thing behind my back. 01:06:47.025 --> 01:06:49.235 align:center - Stop laughing at me. - Joe. Joe. 01:06:49.355 --> 01:06:50.895 align:center - Joe... - What? 01:06:51.025 --> 01:06:52.815 align:center That is not what has been happening. 01:06:52.945 --> 01:06:54.821 align:center - No? Then what? - No, of course not. 01:06:54.905 --> 01:06:56.361 align:center Did we ever talk to Angela about this? 01:06:56.445 --> 01:06:58.365 align:center - Never. - Never. Never. 01:06:58.495 --> 01:07:01.785 align:center I mean, it's... It is sort of why we came down here, but... 01:07:07.915 --> 01:07:10.965 align:center Do not speak Spanish. Stop it. 01:07:13.755 --> 01:07:15.295 align:center Stop speaking Spanish! 01:07:16.635 --> 01:07:19.135 align:center OK. OK. OK. 01:07:20.225 --> 01:07:21.975 align:center Joe, Angela... 01:07:22.095 --> 01:07:24.055 align:center Um... 01:07:24.185 --> 01:07:27.015 align:center We did come down here tonight to invite you. 01:07:27.935 --> 01:07:30.605 align:center - Invite us...? - To join us. 01:07:31.565 --> 01:07:33.485 align:center Join you for... 01:07:33.605 --> 01:07:35.155 align:center - For sex. - ...sex. 01:07:36.065 --> 01:07:38.025 align:center - Sex. - For group sex. 01:07:38.865 --> 01:07:39.905 align:center What else? 01:07:41.035 --> 01:07:43.115 align:center - Us? - Yes. 01:07:43.245 --> 01:07:45.915 align:center - Me? - Both of you. 01:07:46.035 --> 01:07:47.335 align:center Both of who? 01:07:47.455 --> 01:07:49.795 align:center - Both of you. - Including me? 01:07:49.915 --> 01:07:53.005 align:center Yeah, both... Both of you means you. 01:07:53.125 --> 01:07:54.671 align:center - Did you hear that, Joe? - I did. 01:07:54.755 --> 01:07:56.341 align:center - Angela, did you hear that? - Sure did. 01:07:56.425 --> 01:07:57.925 align:center You heard that, too? All right. 01:07:58.045 --> 01:08:02.425 align:center We've been talking about this for quite a while, actually. 01:08:02.555 --> 01:08:03.805 align:center Oh? 01:08:03.935 --> 01:08:07.475 align:center We feel a very strong connection with you guys. 01:08:08.015 --> 01:08:09.435 align:center OK. 01:08:09.565 --> 01:08:11.391 align:center We were getting signals, you know, in the window. 01:08:11.475 --> 01:08:13.105 align:center - OK. - In the elevator. 01:08:13.235 --> 01:08:16.355 align:center They seem to be very warm signals. 01:08:16.485 --> 01:08:19.075 align:center - Signals we liked. So... - Wow! 01:08:19.195 --> 01:08:21.285 align:center That's what this has been about. 01:08:21.655 --> 01:08:22.865 align:center OK? 01:08:22.995 --> 01:08:25.495 align:center That is so nice. Thank you. 01:08:25.615 --> 01:08:27.625 align:center - Yeah. - Oh, say thank you, Joe. 01:08:27.745 --> 01:08:30.165 align:center - Thank you. - Thank you. Very flattering. 01:08:30.295 --> 01:08:31.995 align:center - Feel very complimented. - Mm-hmm. 01:08:32.045 --> 01:08:35.085 align:center We find you very, very attractive. 01:08:36.375 --> 01:08:40.135 align:center - Thank you. - We talk about you. 01:08:40.255 --> 01:08:42.015 align:center I know. 01:08:42.135 --> 01:08:44.135 align:center You talk about my orgasms. 01:08:44.265 --> 01:08:46.345 align:center - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - A lot. 01:08:47.395 --> 01:08:49.895 align:center - We really do. Yeah. - OK. 01:08:50.015 --> 01:08:51.851 align:center I think, um... even before we came down, 01:08:51.935 --> 01:08:55.275 align:center we said you guys have a real quiet sex appeal. 01:08:55.395 --> 01:08:58.025 align:center So do you two, too... as well. 01:08:58.155 --> 01:08:59.571 align:center - I wouldn't say it was quiet. - No. 01:09:02.825 --> 01:09:05.405 align:center So, we want to propose to you 01:09:05.535 --> 01:09:08.915 align:center that we share a sexual experience together. OK? 01:09:09.625 --> 01:09:11.955 align:center Just to be clear... 01:09:12.085 --> 01:09:16.165 align:center You, you, her... and me? 01:09:16.295 --> 01:09:17.395 align:center - Yes. - Me too? 01:09:17.425 --> 01:09:18.835 align:center - Yes, also you. - OK. 01:09:18.965 --> 01:09:20.295 align:center - Yes. - OK. 01:09:20.425 --> 01:09:23.595 align:center But, but, but... it doesn't have to be tonight, OK? 01:09:23.715 --> 01:09:25.725 align:center - Oh... Right. - No pressure. 01:09:25.845 --> 01:09:28.135 align:center - But it could be. - Could be tonight. 01:09:28.265 --> 01:09:30.271 align:center - I brought condoms and... - Condoms! 01:09:30.355 --> 01:09:31.515 align:center Wow! 01:09:31.645 --> 01:09:34.145 align:center - It's like it's pre 9/11. - Wow! 01:09:34.275 --> 01:09:35.605 align:center How do... 01:09:35.735 --> 01:09:38.231 align:center Hypothetically speaking, like, if this were something 01:09:38.315 --> 01:09:40.655 align:center that we were to consider proceeding with... 01:09:40.775 --> 01:09:43.115 align:center Yeah, how would this shake down? 01:09:43.235 --> 01:09:47.035 align:center What would the procedural protocol be, technically? 01:09:47.155 --> 01:09:49.245 align:center - The procedural protocol? - Yeah. 01:09:49.365 --> 01:09:51.575 align:center - Just... to know. - Just to know. 01:09:51.705 --> 01:09:53.665 align:center Just so we could, yeah... 01:09:53.795 --> 01:09:55.461 align:center I mean, that's what we were talking about. 01:09:55.545 --> 01:09:57.331 align:center Right! Just, like, to recap really quick. 01:09:57.415 --> 01:10:02.215 align:center Just, specifically, how would this work? 01:10:03.135 --> 01:10:05.385 align:center We can all be together. 01:10:05.515 --> 01:10:08.265 align:center - We can watch you. - You don't wanna do that. 01:10:08.385 --> 01:10:11.305 align:center We could, um... obviously swap. 01:10:11.435 --> 01:10:13.765 align:center - Uh-huh. - Swap. A little swaparoo. 01:10:13.895 --> 01:10:18.735 align:center Sometimes it helps to... to add a neutral element. 01:10:18.855 --> 01:10:20.195 align:center Like a referee. 01:10:22.155 --> 01:10:23.575 align:center Carolina... 01:10:25.285 --> 01:10:26.655 align:center No Pepe, no Thomas. 01:10:26.785 --> 01:10:29.335 align:center Think I'm with Hawk on this one. No Pepe, no Thomas. 01:10:29.455 --> 01:10:31.035 align:center - I think... - Yeah. 01:10:31.165 --> 01:10:33.121 align:center - It's whatever we want... - Whatever you want. 01:10:33.205 --> 01:10:35.245 align:center - ...and whenever. - Whenever. 01:10:35.375 --> 01:10:37.755 align:center Consider it an open invite. 01:10:37.875 --> 01:10:39.045 align:center - All right. - Right. 01:10:39.165 --> 01:10:43.965 align:center But tonight, again, tonight is on the table. 01:10:44.465 --> 01:10:46.095 align:center OK. 01:10:46.215 --> 01:10:48.011 align:center Weeknights are tough because of Maggie. 01:10:48.095 --> 01:10:49.305 align:center Weekends... also tough. 01:10:49.425 --> 01:10:50.931 align:center I'm actually training for a half-marathon. 01:10:51.015 --> 01:10:52.261 align:center They're inviting us to an orgy, 01:10:52.345 --> 01:10:54.935 align:center and you're giving them your Google calendar? 01:10:55.065 --> 01:10:56.475 align:center You overthink everything! 01:10:56.605 --> 01:10:58.205 align:center You're overthinking this as well. 01:10:58.315 --> 01:11:00.715 align:center At least I'm brave enough to get into scheduling. 01:11:00.735 --> 01:11:02.771 align:center You've literally offered me no logistical help. 01:11:02.855 --> 01:11:04.655 align:center - I'll do this. - Oh, really? 01:11:04.775 --> 01:11:06.951 align:center I'll schedule it for right now. I'll fuck you guys right now. 01:11:07.035 --> 01:11:09.885 align:center Incredible how unsexy you're managing to make this moment! 01:11:09.945 --> 01:11:12.995 align:center OK, OK, OK, I'm... I'm getting worried. 01:11:13.115 --> 01:11:16.995 align:center - Why? - Yeah, because... hmm...! 01:11:17.125 --> 01:11:21.465 align:center As horny as I am right now, I just... 01:11:21.585 --> 01:11:24.835 align:center We cannot do this from an angry place. 01:11:24.965 --> 01:11:27.065 align:center - We're not angry. - I'm actually no angry. 01:11:27.095 --> 01:11:30.175 align:center This is me happy. You just haven't seen it yet. 01:11:30.305 --> 01:11:32.595 align:center I don't think you guys are there. 01:11:32.725 --> 01:11:34.425 align:center We're there. I can't speak for him, 01:11:34.435 --> 01:11:35.601 align:center but personally, I'm very there. 01:11:35.685 --> 01:11:37.101 align:center I feel very good about this. I feel there. 01:11:37.185 --> 01:11:38.941 align:center - I would actually do this. - I would do this. 01:11:39.025 --> 01:11:41.101 align:center - You would actually do this? - Yeah. Do you wanna do this? 01:11:41.185 --> 01:11:42.611 align:center - I would do this. - We're doing this. 01:11:42.695 --> 01:11:43.985 align:center I think we would do this. 01:11:44.105 --> 01:11:46.855 align:center If this connection is not coming from a healthy place... 01:11:46.865 --> 01:11:50.785 align:center - Very healthy! - We are in need of expansion. 01:11:50.905 --> 01:11:53.411 align:center I think it'd be very healthy for us on an emotional level, 01:11:53.495 --> 01:11:54.825 align:center just in a positive way. 01:11:54.955 --> 01:11:56.751 align:center - That's a good reason. - That is a good reason. 01:11:56.835 --> 01:11:58.411 align:center - Everyone's a little buzzed. - Yeah. 01:11:58.495 --> 01:12:01.255 align:center - Feeling good, feeling loose. - They're good reasons. 01:12:01.375 --> 01:12:02.791 align:center - We haven't eaten too much. - Right. 01:12:02.875 --> 01:12:04.251 align:center We have relatively empty stomachs. 01:12:04.335 --> 01:12:05.965 align:center Yeah, and Maggie's not home. 01:12:06.085 --> 01:12:08.131 align:center I'm sorry. I just mean it's, like, a good time 01:12:08.215 --> 01:12:10.471 align:center because it's a free time. It's a good time for us. 01:12:10.555 --> 01:12:12.135 align:center I'd say there's, uh... 01:12:12.265 --> 01:12:15.145 align:center - no time like ahora. - Yeah. 01:12:15.265 --> 01:12:16.725 align:center - Ahora. - Ahora. 01:12:16.855 --> 01:12:19.105 align:center - I'm good with ahora. - Yeah! 01:12:19.225 --> 01:12:20.935 align:center - Ahora. - Definitely ahora. 01:12:21.065 --> 01:12:22.185 align:center Yeah. 01:12:25.065 --> 01:12:28.575 align:center I don't think this is the night for all of us together. 01:12:29.325 --> 01:12:31.995 align:center - Right. - Fuck! 01:12:32.115 --> 01:12:35.915 align:center But we could try to connect separately. 01:12:36.785 --> 01:12:38.075 align:center Oh? 01:12:38.205 --> 01:12:40.335 align:center - Yeah. - All right. 01:12:40.455 --> 01:12:41.955 align:center - Yeah. - OK. 01:12:42.085 --> 01:12:43.415 align:center - Joe. - Yes? 01:12:43.545 --> 01:12:45.541 align:center How would you feel about spending a little bit of time 01:12:45.625 --> 01:12:46.965 align:center alone with me? 01:12:49.505 --> 01:12:51.591 align:center - How would you feel about that? - Mm, I'm... 01:12:51.675 --> 01:12:52.721 align:center You'd feel good about it? 01:12:52.805 --> 01:12:54.261 align:center - You'd feel OK about it? - Mm-hmm. 01:12:54.345 --> 01:12:57.515 align:center Then I would also feel good about that as a plan of action 01:12:57.645 --> 01:12:59.855 align:center I would be willing to proceed with. 01:13:00.475 --> 01:13:02.355 align:center Angela? 01:13:02.475 --> 01:13:04.735 align:center - Uh... - Knock yourself out! 01:13:04.855 --> 01:13:08.565 align:center Yeah. I do... Yes! That. Yes. 01:13:08.695 --> 01:13:10.985 align:center - Look at us. - OK. 01:13:11.115 --> 01:13:12.405 align:center - Whew! - Hey... come on. 01:13:12.535 --> 01:13:14.785 align:center - OK. - OK. Yeah. 01:13:16.705 --> 01:13:18.161 align:center We're gonna separate but still be together, 01:13:18.245 --> 01:13:20.835 align:center so... feeling positive? 01:13:20.955 --> 01:13:22.245 align:center Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 01:13:22.375 --> 01:13:24.295 align:center Joe, any reservations? 01:13:25.085 --> 01:13:26.925 align:center I would maybe prefer 01:13:27.045 --> 01:13:29.635 align:center not to have pegging performed on my body. 01:13:29.755 --> 01:13:31.505 align:center - Oh, I... I respect that. - Thanks. 01:13:31.595 --> 01:13:33.305 align:center Positive otherwise, though. OK? 01:13:33.425 --> 01:13:34.965 align:center Yes. Yeah. 01:13:35.095 --> 01:13:37.555 align:center So, your bedroom? 01:13:37.685 --> 01:13:38.681 align:center - No! - Not our bedroom. 01:13:38.765 --> 01:13:40.395 align:center - No, no, no. - Maggie? 01:13:40.515 --> 01:13:43.395 align:center - No! Gross. Uh... - Maybe... 01:13:43.525 --> 01:13:44.601 align:center - ...your office. - ...my office. 01:13:44.685 --> 01:13:45.941 align:center - We could... - I like your office. 01:13:46.025 --> 01:13:47.395 align:center - Oh! - It's nice. 01:13:47.525 --> 01:13:49.611 align:center You guys could take the, um... arts and craft room. 01:13:49.695 --> 01:13:51.651 align:center No, I think it's too small. I feel like the kitchen is... 01:13:51.735 --> 01:13:53.111 align:center - Maybe the kitchen. - Is that OK? 01:13:53.195 --> 01:13:54.781 align:center - We'll make that work. - It's just renovated. 01:13:54.865 --> 01:13:55.995 align:center We'll make it work. 01:13:56.115 --> 01:13:58.495 align:center - Great. - Cool. 01:13:58.615 --> 01:14:01.875 align:center Good luck. Enjoy, everybody. 01:14:01.995 --> 01:14:03.875 align:center - Thank you, yes. - See you soon. 01:14:03.995 --> 01:14:06.621 align:center - Feel very good about all this. - Great, very positive. 01:14:06.705 --> 01:14:09.585 align:center - Cool. - Angela... 01:14:09.715 --> 01:14:11.385 align:center Oh, hello! 01:14:15.595 --> 01:14:17.135 align:center Namaste. 01:14:18.385 --> 01:14:19.885 align:center OK. 01:14:20.015 --> 01:14:21.555 align:center OK. Hi. 01:14:22.355 --> 01:14:24.265 align:center Uh, Joe. 01:14:25.935 --> 01:14:27.485 align:center Oh. 01:14:27.605 --> 01:14:29.945 align:center - Cheers. - Thank you. Great. 01:14:30.655 --> 01:14:31.855 align:center OK... 01:14:44.875 --> 01:14:46.475 align:center I meant to do the dishes 01:14:46.495 --> 01:14:48.415 align:center before you guys arrived tonight. 01:14:48.545 --> 01:14:51.875 align:center Just give me a second - I'm gonna wipe the countertops. 01:14:52.005 --> 01:14:54.255 align:center I meant to do it before you guys... 01:14:54.385 --> 01:14:58.595 align:center I mean... 01:14:58.725 --> 01:15:00.471 align:center - I'll just do the dishwasher. - Oh, no. 01:15:00.555 --> 01:15:02.141 align:center Really quick! I can do it... I'll be so fast! 01:15:02.225 --> 01:15:04.475 align:center - You don't have to do that now. - No? 01:15:04.605 --> 01:15:06.975 align:center Wait. I... One second! 01:15:10.315 --> 01:15:12.275 align:center - Um... - Better, right? No? 01:15:40.215 --> 01:15:41.925 align:center This is a stupid blouse. 01:15:51.145 --> 01:15:52.395 align:center Oops. 01:15:57.115 --> 01:15:59.315 align:center - Do you want help with that? - Nope. No, no. 01:15:59.905 --> 01:16:02.365 align:center Just... one second! 01:16:03.155 --> 01:16:04.785 align:center Fuck me! 01:16:22.265 --> 01:16:24.055 align:center Oh! Uh... 01:16:30.015 --> 01:16:31.605 align:center It is a good song. 01:16:41.905 --> 01:16:44.325 align:center Hey! 01:16:44.455 --> 01:16:46.105 align:center Oh! Sorry! Sorry! 01:17:12.355 --> 01:17:13.901 align:center Do you actually look in the mirror 01:17:13.985 --> 01:17:15.525 align:center and not know how sexy you are? 01:17:15.645 --> 01:17:18.355 align:center Oh, blah! No! 01:17:18.485 --> 01:17:20.235 align:center - Angela! - No. No. 01:17:20.365 --> 01:17:22.701 align:center You can't be that out of touch with yourself, are you? 01:17:22.785 --> 01:17:25.575 align:center Oh, God. No. I know. I'm a stupid fucking cunt. 01:17:25.705 --> 01:17:27.575 align:center - I really... I... - Whoa, Angela. 01:17:27.705 --> 01:17:29.405 align:center No, that's just my inner monologue. 01:17:29.415 --> 01:17:31.001 align:center That's just the way I speak to myself. 01:17:31.085 --> 01:17:33.671 align:center It's just the voice in my head. It's not... No... it's good. 01:17:33.755 --> 01:17:35.125 align:center - Are you sure? - I'm good. 01:17:35.965 --> 01:17:37.425 align:center Holy shit! 01:17:40.465 --> 01:17:42.555 align:center Thank you so much for this. 01:17:42.675 --> 01:17:44.721 align:center This is... This is... This is already amazing. 01:17:46.635 --> 01:17:48.765 align:center Thank you for this. 01:17:54.435 --> 01:17:57.695 align:center Jesus Christ, you're hot. 01:17:57.815 --> 01:18:02.195 align:center Holy shit! 01:18:02.325 --> 01:18:04.615 align:center - How do you wanna do it? - Oh! 01:18:04.985 --> 01:18:06.995 align:center How do I... 01:18:07.115 --> 01:18:09.325 align:center Um... 01:18:09.455 --> 01:18:13.205 align:center I want the, um... thing with... 01:18:13.335 --> 01:18:16.625 align:center Mm... Yeah, that menu would come in handy. 01:18:16.755 --> 01:18:20.835 align:center I think the, um... thing, the one with... 01:18:20.965 --> 01:18:23.215 align:center What you, you say... 01:18:23.345 --> 01:18:25.305 align:center You say. 01:18:25.425 --> 01:18:28.015 align:center You take this one. 01:18:32.225 --> 01:18:34.015 align:center You want me to do the thing 01:18:34.145 --> 01:18:36.355 align:center that makes Piña scream like that? 01:18:36.475 --> 01:18:40.025 align:center Yes. Yeah. Yes. 01:19:21.695 --> 01:19:24.945 align:center OK, take off your clothes. 01:19:25.065 --> 01:19:28.235 align:center Slow, slow, slow! 01:19:41.915 --> 01:19:43.425 align:center OK... 01:19:50.805 --> 01:19:52.975 align:center Whoa, whoa, whoa... 01:19:53.095 --> 01:19:54.475 align:center Argh! 01:19:54.595 --> 01:19:56.805 align:center Oh, that's Joe's back. 01:19:56.935 --> 01:19:58.641 align:center That's Joe's back. He's... He's fine. 01:19:58.725 --> 01:20:00.731 align:center No, no, he's fine. He's fine. 01:20:00.815 --> 01:20:03.395 align:center He's fine. He's fine. He's fine. He's OK. 01:20:03.525 --> 01:20:05.271 align:center I think... I really think he's OK. I think he's... 01:20:05.355 --> 01:20:06.615 align:center Yeah, he sounds fine. 01:20:09.155 --> 01:20:10.785 align:center Help! Ayúdame! 01:20:13.455 --> 01:20:15.365 align:center He fell. He hurt his back. 01:20:15.495 --> 01:20:18.375 align:center - What happened? - He's hurt his back. 01:20:18.495 --> 01:20:20.835 align:center - His back? - Yes, my back. 01:20:20.955 --> 01:20:23.085 align:center Don't touch me. Go away. Get away from me. 01:20:23.215 --> 01:20:26.295 align:center - Stop moving, Joe. Joe! - Let me be! Let me be! 01:20:26.425 --> 01:20:29.595 align:center I just need my pillows. I have these pillows. 01:20:29.715 --> 01:20:32.765 align:center - Joe, you gotta stop moving. - I gotta have my pillows. Fuck! 01:20:32.885 --> 01:20:35.471 align:center Listen to me. Listen to me. Slow your breathing down. OK? 01:20:35.555 --> 01:20:37.601 align:center - Slow your breathing down. - Don't touch me. Just go away. 01:20:37.685 --> 01:20:39.565 align:center Go away. Don't do anything to me. 01:20:39.685 --> 01:20:42.275 align:center Don't rolf me. Don't you dare rolf me! 01:20:42.395 --> 01:20:44.485 align:center Don't do this! Don't do it, man. 01:20:44.605 --> 01:20:45.775 align:center Please don't do this. 01:20:45.905 --> 01:20:47.191 align:center Whatever you're gonna do, don't do it. 01:20:47.275 --> 01:20:48.691 align:center Take a deep breath and try not to flinch. 01:20:48.775 --> 01:20:50.531 align:center - Oh, God, don't do this. - Try not to flinch. 01:20:50.615 --> 01:20:52.821 align:center - Please don't do it. Oh, God! - One, two, three! 01:20:52.905 --> 01:20:57.165 align:center Argh! Fuck you! Argh! 01:20:57.285 --> 01:20:59.035 align:center - Go away. - You're done! 01:20:59.165 --> 01:21:01.041 align:center - It didn't help. - OK, it takes a second. 01:21:01.125 --> 01:21:02.871 align:center - It didn't help at all. - It takes a second. 01:21:02.955 --> 01:21:04.711 align:center - Fuck off! - I think I did it right. 01:21:04.795 --> 01:21:06.881 align:center - Get me some ice. - I think I did it right. 01:21:06.965 --> 01:21:10.135 align:center - Get me some ice. - This is so embarrassing. 01:21:10.255 --> 01:21:12.425 align:center We are... We are so fucking embarrassing. 01:21:12.555 --> 01:21:14.641 align:center I can't believe it. Of course it's your fucking back. 01:21:14.725 --> 01:21:17.765 align:center Our entire life is about your fucking back. 01:21:17.895 --> 01:21:19.811 align:center - Constant fucking complaining! - What are you talking about? 01:21:19.895 --> 01:21:21.935 align:center Sorry my back is an inconvenience 01:21:22.065 --> 01:21:23.935 align:center to you having a fucking orgy. 01:21:24.065 --> 01:21:25.441 align:center It actually is, if you want to know, 01:21:25.525 --> 01:21:27.231 align:center and I'm not allowed to complain about it. 01:21:27.315 --> 01:21:29.071 align:center I'm not allowed to say a fucking thing about it ever. 01:21:29.155 --> 01:21:31.941 align:center Well, you're talking about it right now. So, congratulations. 01:21:32.025 --> 01:21:33.115 align:center - Oh, no! - Is it bad? 01:21:33.235 --> 01:21:35.655 align:center Yes, it's bad! Look at me! 01:21:35.785 --> 01:21:38.745 align:center Do you know your back pain is not about your back? 01:21:38.865 --> 01:21:41.165 align:center I think it actually is very much about my back! 01:21:41.245 --> 01:21:42.585 align:center That's not gonna work. 01:21:42.705 --> 01:21:44.871 align:center No massage, no pillow - none of those things work. 01:21:44.955 --> 01:21:46.915 align:center L4, L5, fucking classic. 01:21:47.045 --> 01:21:49.925 align:center Your back pain is about everything that you don't say. 01:21:50.045 --> 01:21:53.505 align:center You know? It's your rage, it's your anger speaking. 01:21:53.635 --> 01:21:55.721 align:center Hey, what are you talking about? Why are you doing this? 01:21:55.805 --> 01:21:59.185 align:center We were dancing to Sade thirty seconds ago. 01:21:59.305 --> 01:22:01.061 align:center It didn't hurt you in there when we were dancing, right? 01:22:01.145 --> 01:22:03.185 align:center We were having a nice time. I was loose. 01:22:03.315 --> 01:22:05.525 align:center What the fuck are you smiling at, Hawk? 01:22:05.645 --> 01:22:07.355 align:center I, I, I... I feel you, man. 01:22:07.485 --> 01:22:09.481 align:center "You feel me"? Don't try to connect to me, Hawk. 01:22:09.565 --> 01:22:12.025 align:center Do not try to connect with me. I don't want it. 01:22:12.155 --> 01:22:14.111 align:center - I've been where you are, Joe. - What the fuck? 01:22:14.195 --> 01:22:16.111 align:center So, you've been on your floor in your underpants, 01:22:16.195 --> 01:22:17.705 align:center ice on your back? 01:22:17.825 --> 01:22:21.535 align:center Yeah, I've been on the floor angry and in pain and all of it. 01:22:21.665 --> 01:22:23.165 align:center - Trust me. - Oh, my God! 01:22:23.285 --> 01:22:25.245 align:center I don't fucking want you to try 01:22:25.375 --> 01:22:27.585 align:center to in any way emotionally relate to me, 01:22:27.715 --> 01:22:28.965 align:center you fucking pervert. 01:22:29.085 --> 01:22:31.675 align:center - We're nothing alike. - How do you know? 01:22:31.795 --> 01:22:34.215 align:center Also, your name isn't Hawk! 01:22:34.345 --> 01:22:35.845 align:center No one's name is Hawk. 01:22:35.965 --> 01:22:37.975 align:center You go on and on about radical honesty. 01:22:38.095 --> 01:22:40.095 align:center Your whole name's a fucking lie, man. 01:22:40.225 --> 01:22:41.435 align:center What is your name? 01:22:41.555 --> 01:22:43.505 align:center What's your actual name? Tell me your... 01:22:43.515 --> 01:22:45.115 align:center What is on your driver's license? 01:22:46.065 --> 01:22:48.935 align:center Howard Wilson Kelly. 01:22:50.645 --> 01:22:52.405 align:center Howard. 01:22:53.275 --> 01:22:54.865 align:center He's Howard. 01:22:55.655 --> 01:22:58.445 align:center Your name is Howard. 01:22:58.575 --> 01:23:02.705 align:center This whole time, it hasn't been Hawk. 01:23:02.825 --> 01:23:05.245 align:center It's been little Howie. 01:23:05.375 --> 01:23:07.125 align:center Oh, my God. 01:23:07.245 --> 01:23:09.835 align:center That changes everything. 01:23:09.965 --> 01:23:12.835 align:center I didn't know we had a Howard in our midst. 01:23:12.965 --> 01:23:15.465 align:center I would've been so much nicer to you. 01:23:15.595 --> 01:23:17.595 align:center Where did Hawk come from, Howie? 01:23:17.715 --> 01:23:19.225 align:center How'd you land on Hawk? 01:23:19.345 --> 01:23:22.095 align:center It's just... It's the name I gave myself. 01:23:22.225 --> 01:23:24.435 align:center A nickname you gave yourself. 01:23:24.555 --> 01:23:26.475 align:center Literally the lamest words 01:23:26.605 --> 01:23:28.351 align:center that could have come out of your mouth. 01:23:28.435 --> 01:23:29.605 align:center Oh, my God. 01:23:29.985 --> 01:23:31.981 align:center What, were you biking across the ply at Burning Man? 01:23:32.065 --> 01:23:34.365 align:center You saw a fucking bird fly by or something? 01:23:34.485 --> 01:23:39.075 align:center No, it's something I did after my wife died. 01:23:42.955 --> 01:23:45.415 align:center You asked. 01:23:45.535 --> 01:23:48.205 align:center Well, you should lead with that next time, I guess. 01:23:48.835 --> 01:23:50.335 align:center She got cancer. 01:23:50.455 --> 01:23:52.505 align:center You don't have to answer his question. 01:23:52.625 --> 01:23:54.215 align:center You don't have to say anything. 01:23:54.335 --> 01:23:56.715 align:center It's a fair question, you know. 01:23:56.845 --> 01:23:58.805 align:center How does Howard get to Hawk? 01:23:58.925 --> 01:24:00.675 align:center So... 01:24:00.805 --> 01:24:02.765 align:center For Joe... 01:24:02.885 --> 01:24:04.345 align:center Um... 01:24:05.145 --> 01:24:07.185 align:center After she died, I... 01:24:07.305 --> 01:24:08.725 align:center I was doing some things 01:24:08.855 --> 01:24:10.955 align:center that were pretty suicidally stupid at work, 01:24:11.025 --> 01:24:14.195 align:center and I was gonna get someone else killed along with me. 01:24:14.315 --> 01:24:17.315 align:center And do you know how people say 01:24:17.445 --> 01:24:19.575 align:center your life flashes before your eyes? 01:24:19.695 --> 01:24:20.825 align:center I... I... 01:24:20.945 --> 01:24:22.905 align:center That happened to me, but not my life - 01:24:23.035 --> 01:24:25.705 align:center it was our life together. 01:24:25.825 --> 01:24:31.045 align:center It went by me in this high-speed film. 01:24:31.165 --> 01:24:36.215 align:center And I kept seeing this woman, 01:24:36.335 --> 01:24:40.425 align:center this, like, very gentle, very shy, sweet girl 01:24:40.555 --> 01:24:42.015 align:center who, like... 01:24:42.135 --> 01:24:44.595 align:center She thought I hung the moon. 01:24:46.225 --> 01:24:49.725 align:center And in the film, she... 01:24:49.855 --> 01:24:52.475 align:center Over and over again, she tried to... 01:24:54.195 --> 01:24:56.605 align:center open up about her fantasy life to me, 01:24:56.735 --> 01:24:59.405 align:center to, you know, share 01:24:59.525 --> 01:25:04.575 align:center this kind of sensual, adventurous side of herself, 01:25:04.705 --> 01:25:08.245 align:center so that I would enter into it with her, and... 01:25:08.375 --> 01:25:12.955 align:center I didn't just, you know, resist it. 01:25:13.085 --> 01:25:16.835 align:center I got really tight and judgmental and insecure. 01:25:16.965 --> 01:25:19.345 align:center And I... 01:25:19.465 --> 01:25:23.635 align:center And I made her feel so bad about it 01:25:23.765 --> 01:25:26.135 align:center that somewhere in that movie, she just stops... 01:25:27.305 --> 01:25:29.605 align:center trying to connect with me at all. 01:25:31.515 --> 01:25:34.775 align:center I suppressed her, you know? I... 01:25:36.775 --> 01:25:43.575 align:center I shut down her attempt to, like, live more boldly. 01:25:45.535 --> 01:25:51.665 align:center Somehow, the universe puts me on this one's couch, and... 01:25:51.785 --> 01:25:54.955 align:center she told me, you know, you got two choices. 01:25:55.085 --> 01:25:56.965 align:center Go set yourself on fire for real, 01:25:57.085 --> 01:26:03.965 align:center or change who you are and make yourself available. 01:26:05.135 --> 01:26:06.885 align:center So, uh... 01:26:07.015 --> 01:26:10.145 align:center I decided I really better change my name 01:26:10.265 --> 01:26:11.765 align:center if I was gonna change my life. 01:26:11.855 --> 01:26:13.645 align:center And so I did. 01:26:16.605 --> 01:26:19.655 align:center Well... I'm sorry your wife passed away, 01:26:19.775 --> 01:26:22.735 align:center and I'm glad you found a woman who would peg you 01:26:22.865 --> 01:26:26.035 align:center after you didn't let your wife peg you. 01:26:26.155 --> 01:26:27.195 align:center Oh, my God! 01:26:27.325 --> 01:26:28.781 align:center What do you want from me? I'm sorry. 01:26:28.865 --> 01:26:30.621 align:center That's the moral of that story as far as I'm concerned. 01:26:30.705 --> 01:26:31.915 align:center Oh, my God! 01:26:32.035 --> 01:26:34.545 align:center My boyfriend shares 01:26:34.665 --> 01:26:38.505 align:center that very difficult and painful story with you, 01:26:38.625 --> 01:26:40.255 align:center and you're making fun of him? 01:26:40.375 --> 01:26:43.255 align:center I'm living a difficult and painful story right now, 01:26:43.385 --> 01:26:44.635 align:center in real life! 01:26:44.755 --> 01:26:46.555 align:center I really didn't expect this from you. 01:26:46.595 --> 01:26:48.175 align:center This is fucking disappointing. 01:26:48.305 --> 01:26:50.471 align:center - OK. I'm sorry. - No, no, no, no, no. Really! 01:26:50.555 --> 01:26:53.855 align:center Shut up! Stop! Stop being unrespectful to my boyfriend. 01:26:53.975 --> 01:26:55.855 align:center Disrespectful. Don't be disrespectful. 01:26:55.975 --> 01:26:57.395 align:center She's saying... 01:26:58.185 --> 01:27:00.195 align:center She's saying what? 01:27:00.315 --> 01:27:01.691 align:center No, no. I... I was just clarifying. 01:27:01.775 --> 01:27:03.151 align:center I think they caught what I was saying. 01:27:03.235 --> 01:27:04.691 align:center Oh, are you going to interrupt? 01:27:04.775 --> 01:27:06.905 align:center - Sorry. - Correct my English right now? 01:27:07.035 --> 01:27:08.781 align:center No, mi amor, I was trying to clarify for him... 01:27:08.865 --> 01:27:11.165 align:center No! You're always interrupting me, 01:27:11.285 --> 01:27:12.495 align:center always correcting me! 01:27:13.665 --> 01:27:15.415 align:center Do you know how bad your Spanish is? 01:27:15.535 --> 01:27:16.831 align:center And I never tell you, right? 01:27:16.915 --> 01:27:18.375 align:center What do I do? I help you. 01:27:18.505 --> 01:27:20.881 align:center I've been telling you all night, this is not gonna work. 01:27:20.965 --> 01:27:22.341 align:center It's not the night. They're not ready. 01:27:22.425 --> 01:27:23.755 align:center Look at this fucking mess. 01:27:23.885 --> 01:27:25.295 align:center And you keep pushing. 01:27:25.425 --> 01:27:27.301 align:center You keep pushing because you're always pushing. 01:27:27.385 --> 01:27:29.725 align:center And you know why? Because you don't listen. 01:27:29.845 --> 01:27:32.185 align:center - Just fucking listen. - OK. OK. 01:27:32.305 --> 01:27:33.395 align:center Piña... 01:27:33.515 --> 01:27:34.605 align:center Piña! 01:27:34.725 --> 01:27:36.575 align:center No, I don't wanna talk to you. Just... 01:27:36.645 --> 01:27:38.475 align:center - Piña! - Shut the fuck up for once. 01:27:38.605 --> 01:27:39.855 align:center - I... - Shut the fuck up! 01:27:39.855 --> 01:27:42.021 align:center Really! Really! For once, just shut the fuck up. 01:27:42.105 --> 01:27:43.821 align:center - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Shut the fuck up. 01:27:43.905 --> 01:27:45.651 align:center - Shut the fuck up. - I shouldn't have said that. 01:27:45.735 --> 01:27:47.611 align:center - Just shut the fuck up. - It was terrible timing. 01:27:47.695 --> 01:27:50.865 align:center And... you are right. 01:27:50.995 --> 01:27:53.535 align:center This is the last time that will ever happen. 01:27:53.665 --> 01:27:55.615 align:center I totally understand what you're saying. 01:27:55.625 --> 01:27:56.745 align:center You said that before. 01:27:56.875 --> 01:27:58.411 align:center No, I never have. I will never do it again. 01:27:58.495 --> 01:28:00.375 align:center Fucking embarrassing. 01:28:01.625 --> 01:28:04.505 align:center And I'm sorry for yelling at you. 01:28:04.635 --> 01:28:07.051 align:center And I'm... I'm sorry if this was too much. I'm sorry. 01:28:07.135 --> 01:28:08.385 align:center No, no. It... It... 01:28:08.505 --> 01:28:10.265 align:center - Don't be sorry. - I'm sorry, Joe. 01:28:10.385 --> 01:28:12.425 align:center I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It was a joke. 01:28:12.555 --> 01:28:14.555 align:center Don't apologize. Don't anybody apologize. 01:28:14.595 --> 01:28:15.725 align:center We're so sorry. 01:28:15.845 --> 01:28:17.395 align:center I'm sorry I... yelled at you. 01:28:17.515 --> 01:28:19.811 align:center - I'm sorry I yelled at you. - You don't have to be sorry. 01:28:19.895 --> 01:28:22.151 align:center - It was horrible what you said. - You don't have to be sorry. 01:28:22.235 --> 01:28:23.945 align:center Guys... We are sorry. 01:28:24.065 --> 01:28:26.275 align:center - "We"? - OK? We're a fucking disaster. 01:28:26.405 --> 01:28:28.655 align:center We couldn't even pull off an orgy. 01:28:28.775 --> 01:28:32.445 align:center OK? We are dead inside. So, I apologize for that. 01:28:32.575 --> 01:28:35.525 align:center Oh, no, don't worry about that. You are definitely not dead. 01:28:35.535 --> 01:28:37.535 align:center You wanted to fuck the two of us. 01:28:37.665 --> 01:28:39.795 align:center It just wasn't the right night. 01:28:39.915 --> 01:28:41.415 align:center But what I don't understand is 01:28:41.505 --> 01:28:43.755 align:center how you can even have sex with each other, 01:28:43.875 --> 01:28:46.585 align:center 'cause you are so mean to each other. 01:28:52.465 --> 01:28:56.185 align:center Because you... you do have sex with each other, right? 01:29:01.065 --> 01:29:03.395 align:center When was the last time you two had sex? 01:29:05.445 --> 01:29:06.905 align:center A year ago. 01:29:09.365 --> 01:29:11.285 align:center Oh, sorry. I thought you said a year. 01:29:12.735 --> 01:29:14.955 align:center You did say a year? A year? 01:29:15.075 --> 01:29:17.285 align:center A year ago? 01:29:17.415 --> 01:29:21.625 align:center Oh, my God! No wonder why you are so awkward... 01:29:22.545 --> 01:29:25.545 align:center and horny and weird. 01:29:25.665 --> 01:29:28.295 align:center Do you know why you don't have sex? 01:29:28.425 --> 01:29:30.171 align:center - Because she won't fuck me. - Well, because of him. 01:29:30.255 --> 01:29:31.261 align:center It's your fault. 01:29:31.345 --> 01:29:32.595 align:center - What? - It's your fault. 01:29:32.675 --> 01:29:34.341 align:center - It's not my fault. - Of course it's your fault! 01:29:34.425 --> 01:29:36.181 align:center We don't have sex 'cause she won't have sex with me. 01:29:36.265 --> 01:29:37.971 align:center - That's why! - "Won't have sex with you"? 01:29:38.055 --> 01:29:39.265 align:center You don't try! 01:29:39.395 --> 01:29:40.971 align:center I stopped trying because how many times can I try 01:29:41.055 --> 01:29:42.351 align:center before I'm just torturing myself? 01:29:42.435 --> 01:29:43.771 align:center - Oh, uh... - It's humiliating. 01:29:43.855 --> 01:29:45.235 align:center I'm being humiliated. 01:29:45.355 --> 01:29:47.311 align:center Am I not worth just a little bit more effort than that? 01:29:47.395 --> 01:29:49.191 align:center Could you maybe be trying a little bit harder? 01:29:49.275 --> 01:29:51.361 align:center How much effort do I need to put into having sex 01:29:51.445 --> 01:29:54.535 align:center with a woman who's supposed to want to have sex with me? 01:29:54.655 --> 01:29:56.825 align:center Why should that take so much effort? 01:29:56.955 --> 01:29:59.455 align:center You're supposed to be attracted to me. 01:29:59.575 --> 01:30:01.371 align:center You're my wife! What are talking about? 01:30:01.455 --> 01:30:04.245 align:center You know what? You don't want to do anything, OK? 01:30:04.375 --> 01:30:06.215 align:center So, that's where I'm starting. OK? 01:30:06.335 --> 01:30:07.795 align:center It's not very attractive 01:30:07.925 --> 01:30:09.841 align:center to be with someone who's just fucking miserable. 01:30:09.925 --> 01:30:11.511 align:center So, because you're miserable, then I'm miserable. 01:30:11.595 --> 01:30:12.925 align:center You're miserable, too. 01:30:13.055 --> 01:30:14.381 align:center So, congratulations. I guess we're both miserable. 01:30:14.465 --> 01:30:15.635 align:center We're even, OK? 01:30:15.765 --> 01:30:17.365 align:center You've nothing to be upset about. 01:30:17.425 --> 01:30:20.435 align:center Angela, would you fuck yourself? 01:30:20.935 --> 01:30:22.305 align:center What? 01:30:22.435 --> 01:30:24.395 align:center Would you have sex with yourself? 01:30:27.435 --> 01:30:30.195 align:center Hmm! Would you... fuck yourself? 01:30:30.315 --> 01:30:32.565 align:center All I do is fuck myself. 01:30:32.695 --> 01:30:36.495 align:center I'm the only person who fucks me currently. So, yes. 01:30:39.615 --> 01:30:43.875 align:center Do you even remember a time when you were not miserable? 01:30:43.995 --> 01:30:45.835 align:center What's the difference? 01:30:46.875 --> 01:30:48.665 align:center Yeah, I do. 01:30:52.885 --> 01:30:56.005 align:center How did you two meet? 01:30:56.135 --> 01:30:58.135 align:center Who cares? 01:30:58.265 --> 01:31:00.725 align:center Who cares at this point? 01:31:00.845 --> 01:31:03.185 align:center - I'll tell you. - Great. 01:31:03.305 --> 01:31:04.855 align:center Um... 01:31:07.565 --> 01:31:12.695 align:center I was on a very bad date... 01:31:12.815 --> 01:31:17.905 align:center at this dive bar where Joe was playing with his band, 01:31:18.035 --> 01:31:23.325 align:center and he was flirting with me the entire show from the stage, 01:31:23.455 --> 01:31:24.495 align:center making me laugh. 01:31:25.995 --> 01:31:28.255 align:center And so I made my date drop me off, 01:31:28.375 --> 01:31:29.965 align:center and I sprinted back to the bar, 01:31:30.085 --> 01:31:31.671 align:center so I could see if I could catch Joe, 01:31:31.755 --> 01:31:33.295 align:center and I... I did. 01:31:33.425 --> 01:31:35.385 align:center But I don't think you ever realized 01:31:35.505 --> 01:31:39.515 align:center that I ran eleven blocks that night. 01:31:39.635 --> 01:31:41.345 align:center Did you know that? 01:31:42.805 --> 01:31:44.725 align:center - I didn't know that. - Yeah. 01:31:44.855 --> 01:31:48.525 align:center I thought you were just a bizarrely sweaty person. 01:31:48.645 --> 01:31:52.645 align:center Maybe you had eaten some bad shrimp or something. 01:31:58.115 --> 01:32:00.745 align:center And we had sex all the time. We had... 01:32:00.865 --> 01:32:03.765 align:center We actually had great sex. It was great. It was really fun. 01:32:04.325 --> 01:32:06.495 align:center We were best friends. 01:32:08.625 --> 01:32:10.835 align:center That is true. 01:32:12.415 --> 01:32:15.295 align:center And then you just decided to be miserable. 01:32:17.925 --> 01:32:19.845 align:center Are you kidding me right now? 01:32:20.765 --> 01:32:22.925 align:center Are you fucking for real? 01:32:23.055 --> 01:32:25.595 align:center I "decided to become miserable"? 01:32:27.685 --> 01:32:32.185 align:center Do you actually not understand how I feel... at all? 01:32:32.315 --> 01:32:34.025 align:center You don't get it? 01:32:35.855 --> 01:32:37.315 align:center I'm a failure, Angela. 01:32:37.445 --> 01:32:41.995 align:center I live in my parents' apartment... 01:32:42.115 --> 01:32:45.955 align:center which is humiliating. I teach at a bad school. 01:32:46.075 --> 01:32:47.831 align:center Teach a bunch of kids to play the oboe 01:32:47.915 --> 01:32:49.915 align:center who don't give a fuck about it at all. 01:32:50.045 --> 01:32:53.215 align:center And nothing is gonna change anytime soon. 01:32:53.335 --> 01:32:56.125 align:center So, this is my life. So, I'm miserable. Yes. 01:32:56.255 --> 01:32:57.671 align:center Why can't you just let me be miserable? 01:32:57.755 --> 01:33:01.215 align:center Why can't you just accept that I am not happy 01:33:01.345 --> 01:33:03.345 align:center and just let me be not happy? 01:33:04.885 --> 01:33:08.975 align:center I'm sorry that your band didn't work out, Joe. 01:33:09.105 --> 01:33:10.225 align:center I'm really sorry. 01:33:10.355 --> 01:33:12.975 align:center You still teach music every single day. 01:33:13.105 --> 01:33:15.025 align:center You get to live in a beautiful home. 01:33:15.145 --> 01:33:18.315 align:center You have a kid who fucking worships you. 01:33:18.445 --> 01:33:22.035 align:center You have a life that I think many people would kill for, 01:33:22.155 --> 01:33:24.205 align:center but you've just decided to make the choice 01:33:24.245 --> 01:33:26.945 align:center to not get over your bullshit and to just be miserable. 01:33:27.035 --> 01:33:30.285 align:center You won't even fucking touch the piano that you used to love, 01:33:30.415 --> 01:33:32.081 align:center and we all have to tiptoe around you. 01:33:32.165 --> 01:33:34.205 align:center You're just like a sad, wounded puppy. 01:33:34.335 --> 01:33:37.215 align:center - You guys want some Rooibos? - Oh, fuck off, Hawk! 01:33:37.335 --> 01:33:39.925 align:center - Fuck off! - Sorry. Sorry. 01:33:40.045 --> 01:33:42.305 align:center I am the one who gave everything up. 01:33:42.425 --> 01:33:43.975 align:center You did that. There's one reason 01:33:44.055 --> 01:33:45.841 align:center that you're not doing what you are not doing, 01:33:45.925 --> 01:33:48.645 align:center and that is because you are not doing it. You quit. 01:33:48.765 --> 01:33:50.105 align:center You gave up. 01:33:50.225 --> 01:33:52.065 align:center Can I ask you a question? For real? 01:33:52.185 --> 01:33:53.645 align:center What do you do all day? 01:33:53.775 --> 01:33:55.775 align:center Maggie goes to school. I go to work. 01:33:55.895 --> 01:33:59.655 align:center You go fucking insane in this apartment. 01:33:59.775 --> 01:34:01.231 align:center I don't know what the fuck you're doing. 01:34:01.315 --> 01:34:04.405 align:center You're buying fucking lamps and pillows and shit. 01:34:04.535 --> 01:34:06.325 align:center And then you try 01:34:06.455 --> 01:34:09.495 align:center to just fucking control every aspect of my life 01:34:09.615 --> 01:34:12.251 align:center when I get home at the end of every fucking day. It's... 01:34:12.335 --> 01:34:13.875 align:center What are you doing here? 01:34:13.995 --> 01:34:15.831 align:center - Fuck you, Joe! - What are you fucking doing? 01:34:15.915 --> 01:34:17.835 align:center - Fuck me? Yeah. Fuck me. - Yeah. 01:34:17.965 --> 01:34:20.165 align:center Fuck you! And I am not trying to control you. 01:34:20.215 --> 01:34:22.671 align:center - I am not controlling. No! - You don't let me do anything. 01:34:22.755 --> 01:34:24.301 align:center You don't let me get a fucking cat. 01:34:24.385 --> 01:34:25.931 align:center - I don't like cats. - There you go. 01:34:26.015 --> 01:34:28.065 align:center - They're fucking mean! - Congratulations. 01:34:28.095 --> 01:34:29.765 align:center I wanted one fucking thing. 01:34:29.895 --> 01:34:32.055 align:center Do you see how you talk to each other? 01:34:32.185 --> 01:34:36.485 align:center Do you see how you keep blaming each other for your unhappiness? 01:34:41.815 --> 01:34:43.735 align:center You made these choices. 01:34:43.865 --> 01:34:45.905 align:center They're your choices. 01:34:47.945 --> 01:34:49.865 align:center So much resentment. 01:34:50.615 --> 01:34:52.875 align:center So much. 01:34:52.995 --> 01:34:54.795 align:center Why are you in this marriage? 01:34:54.915 --> 01:34:56.165 align:center We have a daughter. 01:34:56.295 --> 01:34:57.915 align:center - Maggie. - Great. 01:34:58.045 --> 01:35:03.135 align:center That's gonna be really, really great for her, um... 01:35:03.255 --> 01:35:05.171 align:center 'Cause you think she doesn't notice, right? 01:35:05.255 --> 01:35:07.345 align:center She doesn't feel this. 01:35:08.845 --> 01:35:10.975 align:center You prefer that she grows up 01:35:11.095 --> 01:35:16.105 align:center marinating in this horrible anxiety every day. 01:35:16.225 --> 01:35:18.985 align:center What's better - to have happy parents who are separate 01:35:19.105 --> 01:35:20.855 align:center or to have very miserable parents 01:35:20.985 --> 01:35:22.905 align:center that stay together for their children? 01:35:30.575 --> 01:35:33.995 align:center I think we only get a few chances 01:35:34.125 --> 01:35:36.745 align:center for meaningful relationships in life. 01:35:38.165 --> 01:35:41.335 align:center Usually, we move to different people. 01:35:42.675 --> 01:35:45.885 align:center Sometimes, we can have a new relationship 01:35:46.005 --> 01:35:47.965 align:center with the same person. 01:35:50.555 --> 01:35:52.305 align:center It's up to you. 01:35:54.435 --> 01:35:56.265 align:center But I think this relationship... 01:35:57.515 --> 01:35:59.025 align:center is over. 01:36:06.615 --> 01:36:08.235 align:center Yeah. 01:36:14.415 --> 01:36:16.245 align:center Yeah. 01:36:18.245 --> 01:36:20.335 align:center But I'm not your therapist, so... 01:36:20.455 --> 01:36:22.505 align:center I think I'm talking too much. 01:36:25.215 --> 01:36:26.925 align:center Hawk? 01:36:31.975 --> 01:36:35.055 align:center Gosh, you guys. I... 01:36:35.185 --> 01:36:38.135 align:center We really just wanted to see the apartment, you know, and... 01:36:38.975 --> 01:36:40.525 align:center maybe fuck a little. 01:36:42.855 --> 01:36:44.695 align:center Sorry to let you down. 01:36:45.735 --> 01:36:47.565 align:center Maybe next time. 01:36:47.695 --> 01:36:49.985 align:center Can I have my casserole back, please? 01:36:50.115 --> 01:36:51.655 align:center Yeah. Here, I'm gonna... 01:36:51.785 --> 01:36:53.865 align:center Let me rinse it out for you. 01:37:36.865 --> 01:37:38.705 align:center Did they leave? 01:37:47.375 --> 01:37:49.045 align:center Weird. 01:37:54.925 --> 01:37:57.385 align:center I'm gonna clean up tomorrow. 01:37:57.515 --> 01:37:59.095 align:center OK. 01:38:05.485 --> 01:38:09.105 align:center We have that place in Tahoe in August. 01:38:09.235 --> 01:38:11.485 align:center Maggie loves it up there. I don't know what... 01:38:12.235 --> 01:38:13.945 align:center to do about that. 01:38:15.945 --> 01:38:17.865 align:center I guess we'll figure it out. 01:38:18.705 --> 01:38:20.205 align:center Yeah. 01:38:22.585 --> 01:38:23.995 align:center How's your back? 01:38:24.835 --> 01:38:26.295 align:center It's better, actually. 01:38:28.165 --> 01:38:29.835 align:center I'm glad. 01:38:34.555 --> 01:38:36.425 align:center I'm so tired. 01:38:37.475 --> 01:38:38.885 align:center Me too. 01:38:43.605 --> 01:38:45.355 align:center I'm gonna go to bed. 01:38:47.645 --> 01:38:49.355 align:center Um... 01:39:03.915 --> 01:39:06.415 align:center Should I sleep in my office, I guess? 01:39:09.255 --> 01:39:10.925 align:center OK. 01:44:59.225 --> 01:45:00.525 align:center Shit!