WEBVTT 00:15.075 --> 00:16.491 - OK. - OK. Here we go. 00:16.575 --> 00:19.075 OK. 00:20.995 --> 00:23.045 Hold on. 00:24.295 --> 00:25.541 One more time. 00:28.045 --> 00:29.591 Wait! Slower, slower, slower... 00:29.675 --> 00:31.385 One more time. 00:35.265 --> 00:36.931 - Uh-huh! - And then just one time. 00:40.265 --> 00:41.305 Uh-huh. 00:41.435 --> 00:42.891 And now the hard part! 00:44.775 --> 00:46.645 No! 00:46.775 --> 00:50.405 One, two, three, four, bam-bam... 00:55.195 --> 00:56.411 - You got it? - Yes. 00:56.495 --> 00:58.115 And now's the best part. 00:59.165 --> 01:00.715 Yeah. 01:00.745 --> 01:02.661 - OK, OK, OK... Ready? - One more time, together. 01:02.745 --> 01:05.081 - Wait... Are you ready? - Two hands, 01:05.165 --> 01:07.315 - and then... - Yep. 01:10.885 --> 01:13.215 Yeah, perfect. Perfect. You can do it. 01:13.345 --> 01:14.845 You're so flexible. 01:14.965 --> 01:17.385 OK. OK. One more time. 01:19.385 --> 01:20.895 Uh... 01:21.015 --> 01:22.265 Yeah! 01:24.395 --> 01:26.475 - Yeah! - Yeah... 01:34.905 --> 01:39.325 I missed a bit. 01:39.455 --> 01:40.745 One more, one more. 01:43.785 --> 01:45.041 - Ugh. - Whoops! 01:50.255 --> 01:53.585 One more time. 02:00.425 --> 02:03.095 It's perfect! 02:29.505 --> 02:31.165 That was great. 02:31.295 --> 02:32.875 Great work. 02:33.005 --> 02:34.335 Sounding... 02:34.465 --> 02:37.545 Yeah, sounding really good. 02:37.675 --> 02:39.055 Um... 02:39.175 --> 02:42.595 Maybe, uh... play it a couple more times, 02:42.725 --> 02:45.645 just for practice, but... good job. 02:46.765 --> 02:48.395 Oh... 02:52.275 --> 02:54.405 Stupid fucking thing! 02:56.115 --> 02:58.025 OK. 03:05.615 --> 03:07.575 No. 03:10.745 --> 03:12.505 Come on... Oh! 03:13.375 --> 03:14.675 Fuck me. 05:33.685 --> 05:35.475 Shoes off, please. 05:37.605 --> 05:39.355 Oh... 05:39.485 --> 05:41.861 Will you please remind me why you got me this bike? 05:41.945 --> 05:44.065 - What? - This bike. Why? 05:44.195 --> 05:47.365 Core strength. Spine health. Remember what the doctor said. 05:47.485 --> 05:49.535 You were supposed to fold it. 05:49.655 --> 05:52.455 The whole point of a folding bike - it folds. 05:52.575 --> 05:54.625 This thing is fucking impossible to fold. 05:54.745 --> 05:56.545 Do you know how hard this is to fold? 05:56.625 --> 05:58.501 It's supposed to be more convenient than a normal bike. 05:58.585 --> 06:00.581 It's way less convenient than a normal bike. 06:00.665 --> 06:02.755 Also, the wheels, they're so little. 06:02.885 --> 06:04.755 It's like I gotta pedal four times 06:04.885 --> 06:08.055 to get one normal wheel rotation out of it. 06:08.175 --> 06:10.015 You have to practice, maybe. 06:13.395 --> 06:14.855 Where's Maggie? Yo, Maggie! 06:14.975 --> 06:16.515 No, she's not here. 06:16.645 --> 06:19.315 - Where is she? - She's, uh... at a sleepover. 06:19.435 --> 06:21.895 - Where? - At Sadie's. 06:22.025 --> 06:23.771 I didn't know she was having a sleepover with Sadie. 06:23.855 --> 06:25.231 Oh, it was sort of last minute. 06:25.315 --> 06:28.735 Oh, God. Sadie is so strange, isn't she? 06:28.865 --> 06:30.821 I don't know if it's good that she's hanging around with Sadie. 06:30.905 --> 06:32.035 I mean, she's fine. 06:32.155 --> 06:34.245 I called ahead. Sadie's mother is single. 06:34.365 --> 06:36.875 There are no men or weapons in the home. 06:36.995 --> 06:39.291 You called Sadie's mother to ask if she was single? 06:39.375 --> 06:41.665 - Yeah, of course - "Of course"? 06:43.375 --> 06:45.045 Sadie's fucking crazy. 06:45.175 --> 06:46.885 Mm... 06:47.005 --> 06:49.885 Whoa... holy shit! 06:50.015 --> 06:51.635 My God, look at all this cheese! 06:51.765 --> 06:53.471 No! No, no... Leave it, leave it, leave it...! 06:53.555 --> 06:54.811 Not yet! Not yet. Not... Not yet. 06:54.895 --> 06:56.311 What is all this? What is that... 06:56.395 --> 06:58.765 - What is that smell? - I'm making a soufflé. 06:58.895 --> 07:00.315 You're making a soufflé, 07:00.435 --> 07:01.851 and there's 200 pounds of cheese? 07:01.935 --> 07:04.151 Is there, like, an event? Are we expecting people? 07:04.235 --> 07:07.115 - Our neighbors. - Which neighbors? 07:07.235 --> 07:10.235 Our upstairs neighbors. I told you yesterday, remember? 07:10.365 --> 07:12.195 You have mentioned 07:12.325 --> 07:14.951 that for some insane reason you want to invite them over. 07:15.035 --> 07:16.831 You for sure didn't tell me they were coming over tonight. 07:16.915 --> 07:18.161 Why didn't you ask me about this? 07:18.245 --> 07:19.455 I did. 07:19.585 --> 07:21.041 Oh, did you, sweetie? When did that happen? 07:21.125 --> 07:22.625 I told you yesterday. 07:22.755 --> 07:24.255 Well, telling me and asking me 07:24.375 --> 07:26.041 are actually two very different things. 07:26.125 --> 07:28.211 And if I'm being honest, I... I don't even think you told me. 07:28.295 --> 07:30.995 It's not like you listen to anything that I say anyway. 07:31.055 --> 07:33.095 Oh, fuck, did you forget the wine? 07:33.225 --> 07:34.641 - What wine? - I... I texted you. 07:34.725 --> 07:36.311 I texted you about wine. We don't have any wine. 07:36.395 --> 07:38.935 - What are you doing? Stop! - I'm eating a pickle. 07:39.055 --> 07:41.351 I couldn't have any cheese. I'm hungry. I'm eating a pickle. 07:41.435 --> 07:43.395 Now you're not gonna eat my soufflé. 07:43.525 --> 07:45.525 And we have no wine. This is a nightmare! 07:45.645 --> 07:48.235 - It's not a fucking nightmare. - What? 07:48.365 --> 07:49.485 Nothing. 07:49.615 --> 07:51.615 Can you please just clean up your office? 07:51.735 --> 07:53.575 It's... It's just such an eyesore. 07:53.695 --> 07:55.535 Can you please call the neighbors 07:55.655 --> 07:57.665 and tell 'em to come another time? 07:58.705 --> 08:00.085 - No. - "No". 08:00.205 --> 08:02.835 It's too late. They're coming in ten minutes. 08:02.955 --> 08:04.655 They're coming in ten fucking mi... 08:04.755 --> 08:06.455 Why didn't you tell me any of this? 08:06.465 --> 08:08.381 Because we've been talking about them coming for six months, OK? 08:08.465 --> 08:10.381 And they've been so nice about all our noise 08:10.465 --> 08:12.675 - from the renovation. - "Our" noise? 08:12.805 --> 08:15.305 Did you just say they've been nice about our noise? 08:15.385 --> 08:16.635 That's nuts! 08:16.765 --> 08:18.181 You're making a soufflé for these people now? 08:18.265 --> 08:20.311 - What is happening here? - She said she wanted to see it. 08:20.395 --> 08:21.981 She just wants to see it now that it's done, 08:22.065 --> 08:24.115 and she's very nice. They're very, very... 08:24.225 --> 08:25.525 You know, they seem cool. 08:25.645 --> 08:29.405 And she just... She has, like, presence, and... 08:29.525 --> 08:32.445 She's so... She's so pretty. 08:32.575 --> 08:34.035 Yeah, she's fine. 08:34.155 --> 08:36.865 But he is a fucking weirdo, OK? 08:36.995 --> 08:38.491 Every time I'm in the elevator with him, 08:38.575 --> 08:39.951 it's, like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, nonstop. 08:40.035 --> 08:41.951 - You know what I mean? - That's just what people do. 08:42.035 --> 08:43.285 He's asking me questions, 08:43.335 --> 08:44.791 and he wants me to ask him questions. 08:44.875 --> 08:46.461 And the eye contact is off the charts. 08:46.545 --> 08:48.835 Yeah. That's called a conversation, Joe. 08:49.885 --> 08:50.965 What is this? 08:51.795 --> 08:53.635 What? That's a rug. 08:53.755 --> 08:55.595 - It's new. - Yeah. 08:57.265 --> 08:58.891 Did you buy this rug because the neighbors are coming? 08:58.975 --> 09:00.561 - Oh, my God! - How much was this rug? 09:00.645 --> 09:02.351 - You are so predictable. - I'm predictable? 09:02.435 --> 09:04.585 You bought a whole rug to impress strangers. 09:04.605 --> 09:06.231 Isn't that a little bit more predictable? 09:06.315 --> 09:08.565 I could've seen that coming a mile away. 09:08.695 --> 09:11.195 Can we please do a reset? 09:11.315 --> 09:12.565 A what? 09:12.695 --> 09:14.111 Can you leave and come back in again? 09:14.195 --> 09:16.151 - Is this from a podcast? - Yes, it is. Does it matter? 09:16.235 --> 09:18.161 You physically want me to leave the apartment and come back in? 09:18.245 --> 09:20.661 - Yes. Please do that for me. - No, it's fucking silly. 09:20.745 --> 09:22.331 Joe, I'm asking you to just do that for me. 09:22.415 --> 09:23.621 - Would that be OK? - Fine. 09:23.705 --> 09:25.665 - I will do that for you, OK? - Great. 09:25.795 --> 09:26.921 - Here we go. - Thank you. 09:27.005 --> 09:29.055 Yeah. Thank you. This will fix everything. 09:38.805 --> 09:40.935 - Hi, I'm home. - Hi. 09:41.725 --> 09:44.015 Oh, how's it going? 09:44.145 --> 09:46.525 - Great. - Cool. 09:46.645 --> 09:49.985 Any, uh... Any plans for tonight? 09:50.105 --> 09:52.525 Yeah. Uh, our neighbors are coming over. 09:52.655 --> 09:54.235 Neighbors? Oh, man. I love them. 09:54.365 --> 09:56.321 Especially how chatty and inquisitive they are. 09:56.405 --> 09:58.865 It's so cool. They're super cool. 09:58.995 --> 10:02.325 But maybe you could call 'em and ask them to come another night, 10:02.455 --> 10:05.835 'cause I'm just not feeling up for it tonight, you know? 10:07.495 --> 10:08.665 - No! - "No"? 10:08.795 --> 10:10.215 - No! - What the fuck? 10:10.335 --> 10:12.171 No. It would be rude. They're literally on their way. 10:12.255 --> 10:13.921 - What do you mean, "rude"? - That's crazy. 10:14.005 --> 10:15.921 - I thought we were gonna reset. - So did I. 10:16.005 --> 10:17.721 - You said the same shit. - So did you. 10:17.805 --> 10:19.221 Can we put curtains on this window? 10:19.305 --> 10:21.091 I don't like how they can see right into our apartment. 10:21.175 --> 10:22.845 No, I like the light. 10:26.685 --> 10:28.525 I got this special ham, you know, 10:28.645 --> 10:30.775 'cause she's from Spain, so, it's... 10:30.895 --> 10:32.311 It's not actually ham, it's jamón. 10:32.395 --> 10:33.821 I can't have any of this cheese? 10:33.905 --> 10:35.981 Please don't eat the cheese. I worked so hard on that. 10:36.065 --> 10:37.441 Can you just wait, and then they'll come, 10:37.525 --> 10:38.735 and you'll eat cheese, 10:38.865 --> 10:40.451 and then you can go upstairs and smoke weed. 10:40.535 --> 10:41.951 I'd smoke weed in here if you let me. 10:42.035 --> 10:44.955 No, I won't, because it gets stuck in the walls. 10:46.665 --> 10:47.955 You know what? 10:49.165 --> 10:50.461 I actually think it's really cool 10:50.545 --> 10:52.625 that they're coming over tonight. 10:52.755 --> 10:56.135 - Why? - Because... 10:56.255 --> 10:58.261 I can finally talk to 'em about the noise. 10:58.345 --> 11:01.175 - No, Joe, we made a deal. - What deal? 11:01.305 --> 11:03.005 That we weren't gonna say anything. 11:03.055 --> 11:05.765 Yeah. Well, you know what? I changed my mind. 11:05.895 --> 11:08.145 God! It's none of our business 11:08.265 --> 11:10.525 what they do in the privacy of their own home. 11:10.645 --> 11:13.245 None of our business that every night we get waken up 11:13.355 --> 11:15.945 by floor-shaking animal fucking? 11:16.065 --> 11:17.481 How is that none of our business? 11:17.565 --> 11:19.191 How is that none of our fucking business? 11:19.275 --> 11:22.075 She is having just spectacular orgasms up there. 11:22.195 --> 11:23.951 Are you aware of how difficult that is for a woman? 11:24.035 --> 11:25.491 Doesn't seem that hard for her! 11:25.575 --> 11:27.041 What, is she your role model now? 11:27.125 --> 11:28.501 Yeah, she's definitely my role model. 11:28.585 --> 11:29.955 She's your come role model? 11:30.085 --> 11:31.295 - That's great. - Yeah. 11:31.415 --> 11:33.795 Can we please just paint this room already? 11:33.915 --> 11:35.671 Well, we haven't picked a color, Joe, so no. 11:35.755 --> 11:38.005 It's the same color. Pick a color. Who cares? 11:38.135 --> 11:39.595 It's not the same color. 11:39.715 --> 11:41.591 Remember I almost said something to 'em in the elevator that day? 11:41.675 --> 11:42.931 I was so close to saying something. 11:43.015 --> 11:44.915 Oh, I wish I'd said something that day. 11:45.015 --> 11:47.761 I do. I remember that we decided we were not gonna say anything. 11:47.845 --> 11:49.931 Yeah, that's because I thought it couldn't get any worse. 11:50.015 --> 11:51.391 And you know what happened right after that 11:51.475 --> 11:53.061 is it got much, much, much, much worse. 11:53.145 --> 11:55.521 They were gonna crash through the ceiling the other day! 11:55.605 --> 11:57.905 Joe! We are not saying anything. 11:58.025 --> 11:59.825 Why not? They're cool, right? 11:59.945 --> 12:01.281 You keep saying how cool they are. 12:01.365 --> 12:02.865 So, maybe if I bring it up, 12:02.985 --> 12:05.741 we can finally get to the bottom of whose orgasm is whose. 12:05.825 --> 12:07.621 Is he the whimperer and she's the growler, 12:07.705 --> 12:09.371 or is she the whimperer and he's the growler? 12:09.455 --> 12:11.955 Either way, I'll bring it up, we'll laugh about it, 12:12.085 --> 12:13.831 and I'll tell them to knock it the fuck off. 12:13.915 --> 12:16.251 It's like you want everyone to feel uncomfortable. 12:16.335 --> 12:18.045 I'm the one who's uncomfortable. 12:18.175 --> 12:19.885 If our neighbors were waking us up 12:20.005 --> 12:21.881 every night at four in the morning by blasting music 12:21.965 --> 12:23.301 and I said something about it to them, 12:23.385 --> 12:24.971 wouldn't that be completely reasonable? 12:25.055 --> 12:26.385 It's the exact same thing, 12:26.515 --> 12:28.181 but it's even more justified 'cause it's fucking! 12:28.265 --> 12:31.975 Just don't say anything. Just not tonight. Please! 12:37.445 --> 12:39.485 This shirt, is this also new? 12:39.865 --> 12:41.315 Yes. 12:41.445 --> 12:43.901 Well, it's nice. It looks... looks really good on you. 12:43.985 --> 12:46.445 Well, you could tell me that once in a while. 12:46.575 --> 12:48.955 I just did tell you that. 12:49.075 --> 12:51.205 God, I can't believe you forgot the wine. 12:51.325 --> 12:52.705 I didn't forget the wine. 12:52.835 --> 12:55.291 I'm on this collapsible bike like a fucking schmuck, 12:55.375 --> 12:57.251 and I can't answer text messages while I'm on it. 12:57.335 --> 12:58.591 Oh! Do we have anything nice to drink? 12:58.675 --> 13:00.135 No, there's nothing to drink. 13:00.255 --> 13:02.171 We should probably call them and tell them not to come over. 13:02.255 --> 13:03.671 Look, we have this, this thing. Is this weird? 13:03.755 --> 13:05.221 Yes, it's weird. What is this? New Year's? 13:05.305 --> 13:06.971 We're popping champagne with these people? 13:07.055 --> 13:08.705 It's fine, look. We'll pre-pop it, 13:08.725 --> 13:10.931 so by the time they get here, it'll be, you know, fizzed out, 13:11.015 --> 13:12.641 and it'll just be like a sparkling wine. 13:12.725 --> 13:15.351 Can't you see this is obviously not a good time to have company? 13:15.435 --> 13:17.811 What the fuck do you mean? I just made this whole soufflé. 13:17.895 --> 13:19.445 - Did you see this thing? - Yes. 13:19.485 --> 13:21.531 Do you have any idea how hard I worked on this fucking thing? 13:21.615 --> 13:23.531 It's gonna be fucking beautiful if you'd just shut the fuck up! 13:23.615 --> 13:24.951 I'm gonna make this very simple. 13:25.035 --> 13:26.911 Either you tell 'em not to come, or I'm gonna bring up 13:26.995 --> 13:28.905 the screaming, groaning fucking noises. 13:29.035 --> 13:30.365 What? 13:30.495 --> 13:32.791 - Was that an ultimatum? - Yeah. The choice is yours. 13:32.875 --> 13:34.745 I'm sorry. 13:34.875 --> 13:36.371 You're gonna bring up the fucking? 13:36.455 --> 13:39.165 - Yeah. - Mm. Mm-hmm. 13:39.295 --> 13:42.135 Do you even understand how hard it is 13:42.255 --> 13:44.171 - for a woman to come that hard? - Yes, I do, 13:44.255 --> 13:46.511 'cause you've mentioned it 100 times in the last 3 minutes. 13:46.595 --> 13:48.051 'Cause I don't think you get it. 13:48.135 --> 13:51.225 I don't think you really understand how difficult it is. 13:51.345 --> 13:53.391 And if we say something, do you know what's gonna happen? 13:53.475 --> 13:55.355 Every time they fuck and she comes, 13:55.475 --> 13:57.811 they're gonna see our dumb faces. That's not fair. 13:57.895 --> 14:02.445 I could not care less about anything in the world 14:02.565 --> 14:04.365 than this woman's fucking orgasm. 14:04.485 --> 14:05.901 I just wanted to have a nice night. 14:05.985 --> 14:07.741 I just wanted to have a nice, normal fucking night, 14:07.825 --> 14:09.365 and you won't let me. 14:09.495 --> 14:10.951 These people are disrespecting us. 14:11.035 --> 14:13.331 They know we can hear them, can you not see that? 14:13.415 --> 14:15.041 What are you talking about? You sound like your father. 14:15.125 --> 14:17.041 - No. That is not what this is. - Yes, it is. 14:17.125 --> 14:18.161 They know we can hear them. 14:18.245 --> 14:19.545 - They get off on it. - No! 14:19.585 --> 14:21.171 They're fucking with us. They're perverts. 14:21.255 --> 14:22.755 They're not thinking about us! 14:22.875 --> 14:25.131 Well, maybe that's the problem. Maybe they should be! 14:25.215 --> 14:27.381 Why? Oh... You know what? We're not fucking canceling. 14:27.465 --> 14:29.555 Do you know why? We don't have friends! 14:29.675 --> 14:31.011 You mean I'll be friends with them? 14:31.095 --> 14:32.601 - Are you kidding me? - Why not? Maybe. 14:32.685 --> 14:34.635 It's not my fault we don't have friends. 14:34.685 --> 14:36.885 I would love to have friends. People like me. 14:36.895 --> 14:38.601 Why do you think we don't have friends? 14:38.685 --> 14:40.851 I'll tell you why: 'Cause we're fucking miserab...! 14:44.605 --> 14:45.985 Hi. 14:46.945 --> 14:48.485 Hi. Come in. 14:48.615 --> 14:49.825 Nice to see you, Angela. 14:49.945 --> 14:53.035 Yes, I'm... We are so happy you're here. 14:55.325 --> 14:56.375 Hi. 14:57.035 --> 14:58.085 Ah, two. 14:58.205 --> 15:00.415 - Nice to meet you. - Angela. Me too. 15:00.545 --> 15:02.965 Yes. Joe, you... 15:03.085 --> 15:05.175 You remember Piña and Hawk? 15:08.505 --> 15:11.175 This... It's still a good time? 15:11.305 --> 15:13.345 Yes. Yeah. 15:13.475 --> 15:15.061 Are you sure we're not interrupting? 15:15.145 --> 15:16.181 No, it's great. 15:16.265 --> 15:17.521 - If it's good for you... - Yeah. 15:17.605 --> 15:19.391 it's great for us. Yeah, we love... Yeah. 15:19.475 --> 15:23.605 It just... It took you a while to come to the door, 15:23.735 --> 15:26.315 and it sounded like you were arguing. 15:26.445 --> 15:28.191 - No filter. - No, I just wanna be honest. 15:28.275 --> 15:30.785 We were... We were at the door before we rang, 15:30.905 --> 15:32.865 and we could hear you were fighting. 15:32.995 --> 15:35.665 Oh, we were talk... We were, um... 15:35.785 --> 15:37.411 - We were fighting. - We were fighting, yeah. 15:37.495 --> 15:39.495 Bit of a contentious environment in here, 15:39.625 --> 15:41.331 so I understand if that's repellent to you. 15:41.415 --> 15:42.871 No hard feelings, you know what I mean? 15:42.955 --> 15:44.795 Completely understand. You know? 15:44.915 --> 15:47.295 We love a contentious environment. 15:50.385 --> 15:51.965 - We love it. - OK. 15:52.095 --> 15:54.135 Well, really, really, it's fine. 15:54.265 --> 15:56.595 You hit the jackpot, then, my friend. 15:57.435 --> 15:59.015 You're in for a treat. 15:59.145 --> 16:00.391 - OK? - Yeah, great. 16:00.475 --> 16:01.981 Do we have to take our shoes off? 16:02.065 --> 16:04.145 Oh God, no. No, no! No! No! 16:04.275 --> 16:06.075 - Yeah. OK. Great. - Hey... Hey, Joe. 16:06.145 --> 16:07.901 - May I look at this place? - Yeah, thank you. 16:07.985 --> 16:10.285 Joe! Be honest, do you want us to take 'em off? 16:11.985 --> 16:14.661 I don't give a fuck if you take your shoes off, personally. 16:14.745 --> 16:16.575 God... 16:21.745 --> 16:23.875 - Hawk, is it? - Hawk, yeah. Yeah. 16:24.005 --> 16:25.875 - Like the bird? - Yep, like the bird. 16:26.625 --> 16:28.125 Cool. 16:28.255 --> 16:30.175 This guy. 16:31.345 --> 16:33.385 We've been dying to see your apartment. 16:33.515 --> 16:36.805 Oh! Oh, God. I'm so sorry. We wanted to invite you. 16:36.935 --> 16:38.385 It wasn't quite ready before. 16:38.435 --> 16:40.141 Still isn't quite ready if you ask me. 16:40.225 --> 16:42.021 Yeah, 'cause you mentioned it in the elevator, 16:42.105 --> 16:43.475 but then you never called. 16:43.605 --> 16:45.105 - Yes. - We, uh... 16:45.235 --> 16:47.231 What? No... I mean, we wondered if we did something wrong. 16:47.315 --> 16:48.441 - No, God, no. - Well... 16:48.525 --> 16:50.565 No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. 16:50.695 --> 16:52.155 No, I'm sorry about that. No. 16:52.275 --> 16:54.615 What do you... What do you think? 16:54.735 --> 16:56.405 - It's huge. - So much bigger now. 16:56.535 --> 16:59.205 - It has such a nice flow. - You guys have money? 17:09.085 --> 17:10.585 Just saying... 17:10.715 --> 17:13.425 You really... You really got some beautiful pieces. 17:13.555 --> 17:15.301 - It's all Angela. - Well, I know what I like, 17:15.385 --> 17:17.471 - but it's not all expensive. - Some of it is very expensive. 17:17.555 --> 17:19.761 - Some of it. Most of it's not. - Some of it is, though. 17:19.845 --> 17:21.545 - Not everything. - But some of it. 17:21.645 --> 17:23.061 I guess what I meant to say is, 17:23.145 --> 17:25.441 you can tell that it's been done with a lot of care, 17:25.525 --> 17:27.485 and you have a really great eye. 17:28.645 --> 17:30.945 That's true. I... I can feel it. 17:31.065 --> 17:33.195 I feel you put so much love. 17:34.235 --> 17:36.615 I... I did that. Thank you, yeah. 17:36.735 --> 17:38.495 I... 17:38.615 --> 17:41.285 I love it. I do love it. I really care. I do. 17:41.415 --> 17:43.955 - Thank you for saying that. - I can see it. 17:44.085 --> 17:45.625 I care. I do care a lot. I... 17:47.755 --> 17:50.465 I'm so sorry. I'm getting emotional. 17:50.585 --> 17:53.465 I don't know why, but I thank you. 17:53.595 --> 17:55.135 Thank you for saying that. 17:55.255 --> 17:56.931 - Yeah, it has... - ... great energy. 17:58.805 --> 18:01.725 - Oh! I... - Wow! Look at that! 18:01.845 --> 18:04.021 Energy is what I was going for. That's what I wanted. 18:04.105 --> 18:06.521 Energy's great. We talked a lot about how to capture energy, 18:06.605 --> 18:08.391 as though that was a real thing we could do. 18:08.475 --> 18:11.145 - Well, energy is everything. - Really? 18:11.275 --> 18:15.065 Kinetic, chemical, potential, nuclear, sexual. 18:15.195 --> 18:18.115 You cannot really create it or destroy it, 18:18.235 --> 18:21.035 but you can find ways to shape it. 18:21.155 --> 18:23.785 - Mm. - Beautiful. 18:23.915 --> 18:25.451 You shaped it really beautifully here. 18:25.535 --> 18:27.415 - I love the shape. - Thank you. 18:28.545 --> 18:30.165 Too existential for you, Joe? 18:30.295 --> 18:32.335 No. Hey... Not existential enough for me. 18:32.465 --> 18:35.175 Let's get deep. What is life? 18:39.055 --> 18:41.975 Oh, that is my Spanish flan. 18:42.095 --> 18:45.435 No! Oh, my God! Flan. Oh, how elegant. 18:45.555 --> 18:46.765 Fair warning. 18:46.895 --> 18:49.525 Once you try Piña's flan, there's no going back. 18:49.645 --> 18:51.395 You'll be at our door late at night, 18:51.435 --> 18:52.985 like a junkie under the bridge, 18:53.065 --> 18:56.655 saying, "We need a score", like, uh... heroin. 18:58.235 --> 19:00.325 Wow! 19:00.445 --> 19:01.745 Hmm. 19:02.745 --> 19:04.411 You might wanna put it in the fridge. 19:04.495 --> 19:05.995 Yes. Yeah. Come... 19:06.125 --> 19:07.291 Yeah, you want it refrigerated. 19:07.375 --> 19:09.085 - Is it "flawn" or "flan"? - Flan. 19:09.205 --> 19:10.291 - Flan? - Flan. 19:10.375 --> 19:12.255 - Thought it was "flawn". - Yes. 19:18.425 --> 19:20.215 Oh! 19:22.595 --> 19:24.885 - Remember to... - Yes! Right! 19:28.605 --> 19:30.475 I'm so sorry. I haven't... 19:30.605 --> 19:33.695 I literally haven't offered you anything to drink. I'm so... 19:33.815 --> 19:39.575 We have some beautiful sparkling... 19:39.695 --> 19:41.615 - Hmm! - ...um, that... 19:41.735 --> 19:43.115 Or maybe you'd prefer... 19:43.245 --> 19:44.745 - Wine. - Wine's better. 19:44.865 --> 19:47.075 - Wine. Wine. - Yeah. 19:47.205 --> 19:49.375 Wine. Do we have wine? 19:49.495 --> 19:51.335 - We do have wine. - We do have wine? 19:51.455 --> 19:53.041 - Oh, we do. We have wine. - Oh, wine. 19:53.125 --> 19:55.575 We have... We have the anniversary wine. 19:55.675 --> 19:57.135 - Our anniversary wine? - Yes. 19:57.255 --> 19:59.051 The wine my uncle gave us for our anniversary 19:59.135 --> 20:00.671 that we've been saving for a special occasion? 20:00.755 --> 20:02.175 - Château Haut-Brion? - Yes. 20:02.305 --> 20:03.675 - 1980? - Yes. 20:03.805 --> 20:05.435 Get the wine! 20:05.555 --> 20:06.801 - We have. - We do have wine. 20:06.885 --> 20:08.975 We've been waiting for the perfect moment. 20:09.105 --> 20:11.181 - Are you sure this is it? - Yes! Yeah! Yeah, yeah. Yep. 20:11.265 --> 20:14.065 Yeah. Totally. 20:14.185 --> 20:16.775 That's great. Finally! 20:16.895 --> 20:18.775 - Yep. Mm-hmm. - There it is. 1982. 20:18.905 --> 20:20.305 - Yeah. - Château Haut-Brion. 20:20.405 --> 20:21.655 Perfect. Great. 20:21.775 --> 20:23.031 You wanna save that for another time? 20:23.115 --> 20:24.655 Oh my God, no! What time? 20:24.785 --> 20:26.571 - This is it! - No. Are you kidding me? Yeah. 20:26.655 --> 20:28.825 No time like the present, huh? 20:29.745 --> 20:31.785 Do you wanna open it? 20:31.915 --> 20:36.005 - Of course. Yeah. Um... yep. - That's not where it is. 20:36.125 --> 20:37.671 It's usually in there. It should be in there. 20:37.755 --> 20:40.001 - No, it's never been in there. - Definitely, I... 20:40.085 --> 20:42.171 - It should be in here. - No, it's never been in there. 20:42.255 --> 20:44.681 - Literally never been in there! - Never been in there? 20:44.765 --> 20:46.681 It's not there. No, 'cause I never would've put it in there. 20:46.765 --> 20:48.681 - That's not where it goes. - Often is in there. 20:48.765 --> 20:50.431 It's literally never been there. 20:50.515 --> 20:52.765 - Do you want me to do it? - Got it! 20:54.145 --> 20:55.815 Sorry. We don't, um... 20:56.935 --> 20:59.355 have people over very often. 20:59.485 --> 21:01.365 - Do you want me to do it? - I got it. 21:01.485 --> 21:02.275 OK. 21:08.365 --> 21:10.205 - Boom! My God... - Bravo! 21:10.325 --> 21:11.665 Wow! 21:11.785 --> 21:13.331 - Little bit of cork in there. - Yeah... 21:13.415 --> 21:14.585 I had confidence, Joe. 21:14.705 --> 21:16.211 Thank you. I knew I'd get there. 21:16.295 --> 21:17.915 Ah... 21:18.045 --> 21:21.675 - Mm... Yeah. - Thank you so much. 21:21.795 --> 21:23.295 - Yes. Great. - Sláinte. 21:23.295 --> 21:25.595 - Salud. - Joe, thank your uncle. 21:25.675 --> 21:27.805 He's, uh... He's dead, so... 21:27.925 --> 21:31.225 Maybe next time. Pretty weird guy. 21:31.345 --> 21:33.271 - Oh, how is your daughter? - Maggie? 21:33.355 --> 21:34.565 She's so cool. 21:34.685 --> 21:36.185 She is cool. Yeah. She's great. 21:36.275 --> 21:38.151 - I love her style. - I know, right? 21:38.235 --> 21:39.691 - She's awesome. - Yeah, she's... 21:39.775 --> 21:42.445 She's amazing. I'm really gonna miss her. 21:42.565 --> 21:43.985 Where's she going? 21:45.535 --> 21:47.155 To college. 21:47.285 --> 21:50.155 In six years? She's... She's twelve years old! 21:50.285 --> 21:53.165 Yeah, I know. But it's just... I'm gonna miss her, 21:53.285 --> 21:55.955 and I'm just gonna be alone. 21:56.085 --> 21:58.125 What about me? Where have I gone? 21:58.255 --> 21:59.671 I'm just saying it's gonna be... 21:59.755 --> 22:01.961 - It's gonna be different. - Do you know something I don't? 22:02.045 --> 22:04.745 No, I do not. I'm just saying, it... won't be the same. 22:04.795 --> 22:07.095 It's not gonna be the same. So... I'm sorry. 22:07.215 --> 22:09.805 I'm just, I feel like I'm becoming emotional again. 22:09.925 --> 22:11.595 Sorry for what? 22:11.725 --> 22:13.855 I mean, we would be crazy if we didn't cry. 22:13.975 --> 22:15.561 - Yeah. - You know, it's the best way 22:15.645 --> 22:18.355 to release stress hormones, cortisol. 22:18.475 --> 22:20.651 Oh, I have a lot of that, then. That's what I do. 22:20.735 --> 22:22.021 - She does. - It's just... 22:22.105 --> 22:24.031 There's nothing in the world better than being a mom, 22:24.115 --> 22:25.575 you know? 22:25.695 --> 22:28.365 For... For some. 22:28.485 --> 22:33.665 But not everyone, because that... that isn't your path. 22:33.785 --> 22:36.375 - You... You don't... - I mean, we talk about it. 22:36.495 --> 22:37.955 - We think about it. - Right. 22:38.085 --> 22:40.255 - Hasn't been a priority. - Yeah. 22:40.375 --> 22:41.825 - No, no. Yeah, maybe. - Yeah. 22:41.915 --> 22:43.425 - Maybe. - That's great. 22:43.545 --> 22:45.745 You should probably decide sooner than later. 22:46.505 --> 22:47.675 What? 22:49.515 --> 22:52.345 Whether or not you're gonna have children. 22:53.515 --> 22:54.725 Why? 22:56.185 --> 23:00.025 You know, just due to age. 23:02.355 --> 23:03.645 Whose age? 23:03.775 --> 23:05.355 You know? I mean... 23:05.485 --> 23:07.635 Picasso had a baby when he was ninety, so... 23:07.695 --> 23:11.155 It's more... It's probably more the science stuff. 23:11.285 --> 23:12.955 Mm... Science. 23:13.075 --> 23:16.825 Traditionally, the woman is... I didn't want to talk about it. 23:16.955 --> 23:18.831 Actually, I have something... 23:18.915 --> 23:20.335 You know, time, she marches. 23:20.455 --> 23:22.671 Don't know if you saw it before, but this is just something, 23:22.755 --> 23:26.085 a gesture to remind you of home. 23:26.215 --> 23:28.885 Uh, it's just a little, um... jamón. 23:29.005 --> 23:31.051 Oh, that is so sweet, and I love how you say it. 23:31.135 --> 23:32.765 - Can you say it again? - Jamón. 23:32.885 --> 23:35.095 Oh, my God. It's so sweet, I will eat you! 23:35.225 --> 23:37.805 - I cannot... I don't eat meat. - Hmm? 23:39.105 --> 23:40.145 - No? - He does. 23:40.265 --> 23:42.145 I do. Yeah. Full carnivore. 23:43.605 --> 23:45.815 Cheese? Do you... We have so much cheese! 23:45.945 --> 23:48.655 No. I mean... no. For me, no cheese. 23:48.775 --> 23:50.781 - You don't eat cheese? No... - She's a vegan. 23:50.865 --> 23:52.615 - Inflammation. - Right, yeah. 23:52.745 --> 23:54.995 - Oh, the crackers. - I don't. Mm-mm. 23:55.115 --> 23:56.455 For me, also no. 23:56.575 --> 23:59.335 No gluten, no dairy, no meat, no sugar. 23:59.455 --> 24:01.055 We got almonds. You want almonds? 24:01.125 --> 24:02.205 Ah... 24:02.335 --> 24:05.335 - You love almonds. - I love almonds. 24:05.465 --> 24:08.135 Really failed on the meat, then, huh? 24:08.255 --> 24:10.505 Meat fail. Failed on the meat. It's OK. 24:10.635 --> 24:12.425 I will eat Piña's meat. 24:12.555 --> 24:15.155 All your beautiful meat will get eaten. I'm starving. 24:15.265 --> 24:16.725 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 24:16.845 --> 24:18.445 It's totally... Hey, it's great. 24:18.475 --> 24:19.725 - Thank you. - Yeah. 24:19.855 --> 24:21.391 Is there a bathroom I can use before I...? 24:21.475 --> 24:22.935 It's this... that. 24:23.065 --> 24:25.815 - Yeah. Thank you. It's lovely. - Great. I just... 24:25.945 --> 24:27.985 Piña, what do you want to eat? 24:28.105 --> 24:29.861 Whatever you want, I can get it. I can order it. 24:29.945 --> 24:31.245 I can get it here so fast. 24:31.275 --> 24:32.925 Five minutes. They come on a bike. 24:32.945 --> 24:34.535 Anything, any cuisine you like. 24:34.655 --> 24:36.161 - What do you like? - She's fine. 24:36.245 --> 24:38.201 - I don't want anything. - Yeah, she's good. 24:38.285 --> 24:39.385 But I don't understand 24:39.495 --> 24:42.795 how you put all of this together so quickly. 24:42.915 --> 24:44.755 I mean, we only planned this morning. 24:44.875 --> 24:47.585 - This is like magic. - This morning? Really? 24:47.715 --> 24:51.135 Was it? Or... I think yes... yesterday morning. 24:51.255 --> 24:52.421 - Just this morning? - This morning. 24:52.505 --> 24:54.341 - Not yesterday. - Last... Last morning. 24:54.425 --> 24:55.925 - This morning? - Last morning. 24:56.015 --> 24:58.761 That's not an expression. This morning. Happened today. 24:58.845 --> 25:00.971 Just because the days, they... You know how they... 25:01.055 --> 25:02.561 They kind of blur into one. 25:02.645 --> 25:04.435 - This morning. - Yes. 25:04.565 --> 25:06.355 Are you cold? 25:06.485 --> 25:08.561 What are you doing? What's happening right now? 25:08.645 --> 25:11.155 - What you doing right now? - Am I OK? 25:11.275 --> 25:12.725 I don't know. Are you choking? 25:12.825 --> 25:15.825 I just feel a little... Am I OK? 25:15.945 --> 25:17.201 Are you choking right now? 25:17.285 --> 25:19.245 No, I... 25:19.365 --> 25:22.455 - I get a little... - This happens a lot? 25:33.295 --> 25:35.551 It could be the beginning of perimenopause. 25:35.635 --> 25:37.095 - What? - Perimenopause? 25:37.215 --> 25:39.471 And it can be such a challenging, horrible time... 25:39.555 --> 25:40.555 Holy shit. 25:40.685 --> 25:42.305 and last more than ten years. 25:42.435 --> 25:44.271 - Oh, God. - Oh, my God. Great! 25:44.355 --> 25:45.645 Makes me so angry, 25:45.775 --> 25:48.025 how so many people still today 25:48.145 --> 25:50.815 talk about hot flashes as the only problem. 25:50.945 --> 25:52.905 - I know. - This is a serious, 25:53.025 --> 25:56.695 huge neuroendocrine change that affects everything - 25:56.825 --> 26:00.405 memory, cardiovascular health, metabolism - 26:00.535 --> 26:02.875 and we are expected just to deal with it. 26:02.995 --> 26:07.045 Just deal with depression, anxiety, brain fog, insomnia. 26:07.165 --> 26:09.465 Mood swings. Is that one of 'em? 26:09.585 --> 26:11.501 Yeah. Yeah. Resentment towards your spouse. 26:11.585 --> 26:14.295 Overspending on home goods and cheeses. 26:14.425 --> 26:16.505 Abundance of charcuterie. 26:18.055 --> 26:20.011 I knew you were gonna make a joke about it. 26:20.095 --> 26:21.975 I am. I'm making a joke. I thought... 26:22.095 --> 26:24.605 Let me explain it to you in a different way. 26:24.725 --> 26:26.355 OK. 26:27.855 --> 26:33.775 What if your testicles shriveled up and died, 26:33.905 --> 26:38.075 and your empty ball sack flopped around in the breeze 26:38.195 --> 26:42.365 for the next thirty years or so? 26:42.495 --> 26:44.535 How would you like that? 26:45.955 --> 26:47.495 I wouldn't like that. 26:47.625 --> 26:50.005 - No. You wouldn't. - No. 26:50.125 --> 26:53.175 - So, don't joke about it. - OK. Copy that. I won't. 26:53.295 --> 26:55.335 I get it. I'm sorry. 26:55.465 --> 26:57.465 Are you a doctor or something like that? 26:57.595 --> 27:00.265 - I'm a psychotherapist. - Ah. 27:00.385 --> 27:02.175 - And a sexologist. - Oh. 27:02.305 --> 27:04.845 - "Sexologist"? - And I also care about women. 27:04.975 --> 27:06.891 I, uh... care about women. 27:06.975 --> 27:10.895 Hey, they got, uh... like, a whole music studio here. 27:11.275 --> 27:13.815 That's gonna... That's gonna be bad. 27:13.945 --> 27:15.271 You the... You the piano player? 27:15.355 --> 27:18.655 - No one plays that anymore. - Really? It's so nice. 27:20.035 --> 27:21.575 No? 27:22.365 --> 27:23.955 Joe was in a band. 27:24.075 --> 27:26.331 - Oh, really? In a band? - Yeah, in a band. 27:26.415 --> 27:27.751 - In a band? - Mm-hmm. 27:27.835 --> 27:29.751 Do we know you, and we just don't know we know you? 27:29.835 --> 27:31.435 - No. No, definitely not. - Sure? 27:31.455 --> 27:33.295 Yes, I'm positive. Yeah. 27:33.415 --> 27:34.715 They might. 27:34.835 --> 27:36.171 - Don't think so. - No? 27:36.255 --> 27:37.845 Remember The Onslaught? 27:37.965 --> 27:39.881 - Yeah, The Onslaught. - They had a song, uh... 27:39.965 --> 27:41.465 "One Girl". It was very big. 27:41.595 --> 27:43.471 - "One Girl", yeah. - It was really big in... 27:43.555 --> 27:45.225 Yeah, for one week. 27:45.345 --> 27:47.605 - In two thousand and... - 2008. 27:47.725 --> 27:49.725 - Yeah. - Were you the girl? 27:49.855 --> 27:51.315 I was, I was. 27:51.435 --> 27:53.731 - Still is. Technically. - Technically, still. 27:53.815 --> 27:56.775 Yes. I was the girl. 27:56.905 --> 27:58.111 What kind of music? 27:58.195 --> 28:00.865 Well, it's like pop, punk, indie... 28:00.985 --> 28:03.361 It's, like... It's not, uh... It's... It's a dead genre. 28:03.445 --> 28:06.455 - Can we listen to it? - No. 28:06.575 --> 28:08.375 But, I mean... You know, can we... 28:08.495 --> 28:10.875 - Can you find it on Spotify? - No. 28:10.995 --> 28:13.335 Do you ever play live? We could come see you. 28:13.455 --> 28:15.255 Yeah, you kind of missed that window 28:15.375 --> 28:17.675 by a few decades, unfortunately. 28:17.795 --> 28:20.131 Joe plays... He actually teaches music now. 28:20.215 --> 28:21.805 - Yeah. - Where? 28:21.925 --> 28:24.805 - East Bay. - Like, Berkeley? 28:24.925 --> 28:29.645 No. East Bay Music. It's a small conservatory. 28:29.765 --> 28:32.181 - It's an amazing school. - It's fine. It's a fine school. 28:32.265 --> 28:33.935 You're a music professor? 28:34.065 --> 28:35.435 Associate. 28:35.565 --> 28:37.695 Wow. That's really cool. 28:37.815 --> 28:40.275 It's fine. 28:40.405 --> 28:42.705 I'm sorry. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 28:42.825 --> 28:44.675 I'm sorry. 28:44.695 --> 28:46.155 What is the... 28:46.285 --> 28:49.165 - Oh, come on. - Ah, la alfombra. 28:50.995 --> 28:53.045 What is going on here? 28:53.165 --> 28:56.215 This rug. Where'd you get it? 28:56.335 --> 28:58.035 He is obsessed with carpets. 28:58.125 --> 28:59.545 Oh! So am I. 28:59.675 --> 29:02.505 - I love rugs. Joe not so much. - Not so much. 29:02.635 --> 29:05.175 More into credenza, sconces, things like that. 29:08.055 --> 29:09.895 Holy shit, I think it's a Heriz. 29:10.015 --> 29:11.355 No! 29:11.475 --> 29:13.101 - And it's... - Where did you get this? 29:13.185 --> 29:15.771 - I got it at a flea market. - A flea market? No, you didn't. 29:15.855 --> 29:17.271 - I did. - No, you didn't. 29:17.355 --> 29:18.651 I just liked the colors. 29:18.735 --> 29:21.615 You did? Well, you found a Van Gogh in a garage sale. 29:21.735 --> 29:23.235 - I did? - Wow, look at that! 29:23.365 --> 29:25.905 - But it's a rug, so... - No, it's not. 29:26.035 --> 29:28.035 - It's a Heriz. - It's a Heriz. 29:28.155 --> 29:29.615 Rug. 29:30.285 --> 29:31.825 Hmm. 29:31.955 --> 29:34.245 But you didn't pay a fortune for this? 29:34.375 --> 29:35.375 I did not. 29:35.495 --> 29:36.915 - You swear? - It's a rug. 29:37.045 --> 29:41.425 Wow. You have a gift. I mean... And that's, like... wow! 29:41.545 --> 29:44.051 I wanna take off my clothes and just lie naked on it. 29:44.135 --> 29:45.471 - Do it. - Can you imagine 29:45.555 --> 29:47.555 the things this carpet has seen? 29:47.675 --> 29:50.095 - So many stories. - It's really, like... 29:50.225 --> 29:51.435 really cut it. 29:51.555 --> 29:54.055 An incredible, incredible vibe. 29:54.185 --> 29:56.645 - Good energy. - Wow! 29:56.775 --> 29:58.485 Really good energy. Yeah. 29:58.605 --> 30:00.775 He did our entire apartment. 30:00.905 --> 30:02.985 It's so beautiful. You have to come over. 30:03.115 --> 30:04.861 And we really mean it, unlike you, Joe. 30:04.945 --> 30:06.365 Ha, ha, ha. Very funny. 30:06.485 --> 30:08.281 Are you an interior designer or something? 30:08.365 --> 30:10.075 What? Oh, thank you. No. 30:10.205 --> 30:11.415 No. He is a fireman. 30:11.535 --> 30:13.285 Firefighter, we say. Firefighter. 30:13.415 --> 30:14.665 You're a firefighter? 30:14.785 --> 30:16.835 You're not a... You weren't a firefighter. 30:16.955 --> 30:18.545 Yeah, he was a fire captain. 30:18.665 --> 30:20.715 - You were a fire captain? - Captain Hawk? 30:20.715 --> 30:22.801 - Captain Hawk. No, you weren't. - Oh, my God. 30:22.885 --> 30:25.045 You're not Captain Hawk. That's bullshit. 30:25.175 --> 30:26.715 - Why? - "Why"? 30:26.845 --> 30:28.261 You don't seem like a firefighter. 30:28.345 --> 30:29.971 What does a firefighter seem like? 30:30.055 --> 30:31.641 They're brawnier. They're brawnier. 30:31.725 --> 30:33.351 - They have moustaches. - What do you mean? 30:33.435 --> 30:35.805 - They're brawnier - ¿Qué es eso de "brawny"? 30:35.935 --> 30:37.981 - Fuerte. Fuerte. - More fuerte. More fuerte. 30:38.065 --> 30:39.395 He's very fuerte. 30:39.525 --> 30:41.771 He's pretty fuerte, although he could be more fuerte. 30:41.855 --> 30:43.605 I don't know if he's fireman fuerte. 30:43.695 --> 30:44.901 I was more fuerte in the beginning, 30:44.985 --> 30:46.985 but I was, you know... 30:47.115 --> 30:50.365 I got to my pension. I just decided I'd had enough 30:50.495 --> 30:55.035 and kind of gave up my hose for the command job, and then... 30:55.165 --> 30:56.745 - Thank God. - ...I retired 30:56.875 --> 30:59.455 and just started pursuing my other interests 30:59.585 --> 31:02.465 - and new adventures. - Now he's studying roofing. 31:02.585 --> 31:04.631 - Roofing. Beautiful. - The adventure of roofing. 31:04.715 --> 31:07.925 - No, sorry. Rolfing. Rolfing. - That's what I said. 31:08.055 --> 31:09.635 - Rolfing. - Rolfing. 31:09.765 --> 31:11.015 - Say it again. - No. 31:11.135 --> 31:13.185 Say it again. 31:15.975 --> 31:18.605 You're a masseuse now. That's cool. 31:18.725 --> 31:20.021 You gonna work in the Four Seasons? 31:20.105 --> 31:22.235 No, no. Rolfing's a... 31:22.355 --> 31:24.735 It's a much deeper modality. 31:24.855 --> 31:29.025 It... It... It's challenging for both parties, really. 31:29.155 --> 31:31.325 But, um... yeah, to be healing. 31:31.445 --> 31:34.415 I'm almost certified. You wanna jump on my table, Joe? 31:34.535 --> 31:37.165 Never in a million years. 31:39.165 --> 31:41.625 Yeah... I really love you, Joe. 31:42.755 --> 31:44.355 What do you love about me, Hawk? 31:46.255 --> 31:49.215 I like how honest you are about what you're feeling. 31:50.215 --> 31:52.845 Well, in the pursuit of honesty... 31:52.975 --> 31:54.475 Who wants a house tour? 31:54.595 --> 31:56.391 Would you like to see more? There's so much more. 31:56.475 --> 31:57.771 - I do. - Great. 31:57.855 --> 31:59.431 - Yeah. I definitely do. - Yeah. 31:59.515 --> 32:02.165 I'm actually gonna smoke a joint. I've seen the place. 32:02.275 --> 32:04.485 What? Now? Joe! No! 32:04.605 --> 32:06.855 Can I come with you? 32:06.985 --> 32:08.865 - Really? - Yeah. Can I? 32:09.235 --> 32:13.075 - Sure. Totally. - You gonna go up to the roof? 32:13.195 --> 32:16.205 I thought I'd just, you know, maybe go in my office. 32:16.325 --> 32:18.201 That's cool, right? Unless you have a problem with that. 32:18.285 --> 32:19.915 - No. Yeah. Yeah. - Cool. Right? 32:20.035 --> 32:22.501 - Cool. Yeah. Cool. Yeah. - So, yeah. Yeah. Cool, right? 32:22.585 --> 32:24.835 - Cool. Yeah. Let's go. - Uh... 32:24.965 --> 32:27.375 Do you wanna open a window 'cause... you know. 32:27.505 --> 32:29.005 - Yeah, sure. - Great. 32:33.265 --> 32:34.765 A lot of stuff in here. 32:34.885 --> 32:37.515 What do you got other than this? 32:37.635 --> 32:39.141 - You saw this. - Copenhagen Designs. 32:39.225 --> 32:40.855 Oh, if you like... Let's... Here. 32:40.975 --> 32:43.475 We'll start in here. I wanna show you... 32:43.605 --> 32:47.025 - You spend a lot of time here. - I do. You can tell? 32:47.145 --> 32:49.615 - Yes, I can. - Yeah, it's... 32:49.735 --> 32:51.321 It's a little messy. I'm usually... 32:51.405 --> 32:53.655 um, you know, usually alone in here. 32:59.035 --> 33:00.915 There you go. 33:01.915 --> 33:03.415 There you go. 33:03.545 --> 33:05.085 But chaos... 33:05.205 --> 33:06.915 Biggest sign of creativity. 33:07.045 --> 33:08.675 Really? Good. Great. 33:08.795 --> 33:11.255 It means you're focused on more important things. 33:11.385 --> 33:13.255 Oh, you know, that's... 33:13.385 --> 33:15.585 That's how I like to think of it. Not sure... 33:15.635 --> 33:17.635 Not sure Angela would agree with that. 33:17.765 --> 33:20.975 She purges things. Disgusting in here. 33:21.105 --> 33:24.145 I actually did all of this grouting myself, 33:24.265 --> 33:26.485 which I love. I... I find it meditative. 33:26.605 --> 33:28.195 Joe thinks I'm insane. 33:28.315 --> 33:30.691 And then the floor... I mean, I'm sure this is something 33:30.775 --> 33:32.441 - you might have picked up. - No. 33:32.525 --> 33:33.905 No? 33:34.025 --> 33:37.195 - Original ceramic penny tile. - Wow. 33:37.325 --> 33:38.525 Anyway, that was 33:38.535 --> 33:40.241 sort of similar to what was there before. 33:40.325 --> 33:42.411 But that was kind of what I was going for with the... 33:42.495 --> 33:45.375 The whole theme was, um... renovation without change, 33:45.495 --> 33:48.875 which I think I succeeded in, 33:49.005 --> 33:50.705 you know, just to keep it original, 33:50.795 --> 33:53.595 but with a new surface. 33:53.715 --> 33:58.175 I mean, admittedly, I know a lot less about tile 33:58.305 --> 34:00.095 than I've learned about rugs, 34:00.225 --> 34:02.725 and a lot of the bathrooms that I've seen 34:02.855 --> 34:05.185 - have been on fire, so, my... - Oh, no. 34:05.315 --> 34:06.941 my relationship with them was fleeting. 34:07.025 --> 34:08.645 But, um, I'd have just said 34:08.775 --> 34:11.905 this was an immaculately preserved vintage... 34:13.655 --> 34:14.985 bathroom. 34:15.115 --> 34:18.285 Wow. Um, that's what I was going for. That's... 34:18.405 --> 34:20.615 - You fooled me. - Wow! 34:20.745 --> 34:23.915 - Oh! Facebook marketplace. - Come on. 34:24.035 --> 34:25.875 The jamón is not... is not jamón. 34:25.995 --> 34:28.291 - That's not jamón? - No, it's really prosciutto. 34:28.375 --> 34:29.791 - It's prosciutto? - Which is OK. 34:29.875 --> 34:31.631 It doesn't look like jamón. It looks like prosciutto. 34:31.715 --> 34:33.171 But I didn't wanna say anything. 34:33.255 --> 34:34.335 No, yeah, don't. 34:34.465 --> 34:36.011 If you told her that wasn't jamón, 34:36.095 --> 34:38.305 she would commit suicide in our dining room. 34:38.425 --> 34:39.841 I'm telling you that right now. 34:39.925 --> 34:42.345 She can't take it. She could not take that. 34:42.475 --> 34:44.055 More? 34:45.645 --> 34:47.855 - You good? - No, no. 34:47.975 --> 34:51.195 Like, I... I don't want more because then... 34:51.315 --> 34:53.195 If I have more than one hit, 34:53.315 --> 34:55.985 I start counting objects, and I can't stop, 34:56.115 --> 34:58.111 and imagine what that would be like in here. 34:58.195 --> 35:00.111 You start counting objects? 35:00.195 --> 35:01.785 I've never heard of that. 35:01.905 --> 35:04.495 We'd lose you for the rest of your life. 35:04.625 --> 35:05.785 Exactly. 35:05.915 --> 35:08.545 Exactly. What is this? 35:08.665 --> 35:10.545 It's... It's for a xylophone. 35:10.665 --> 35:12.585 Exactly. You figured it out. 35:12.715 --> 35:14.675 It's intuitive, ultimately. 35:14.795 --> 35:16.925 There's only one of those, so you're OK. 35:17.045 --> 35:19.305 Figured it out. 35:19.425 --> 35:21.555 This is actually, um... 35:21.675 --> 35:26.395 This is where the two apartments were combined. 35:26.515 --> 35:29.271 And you can just see the... 'cause it's a bit thicker there, 35:29.355 --> 35:31.815 that that's where they, um... 35:31.935 --> 35:34.815 where there used to be a separation. 35:34.945 --> 35:36.985 - A wall. - Wall! 35:37.115 --> 35:39.235 That was... what they call a wall. 35:39.365 --> 35:41.035 The technical term is "wall". 35:41.155 --> 35:43.005 We literally are just that much, so... 35:43.075 --> 35:44.281 Oh, right, 'cause you guys are... 35:44.365 --> 35:46.575 - Yeah, yeah. It's so lucky. - Huh! 35:46.705 --> 35:49.625 Well, so, this is Maggie's room, and I actually did... 35:49.745 --> 35:51.085 I did all the stenciling, 35:51.205 --> 35:52.921 and she's probably a little old for it now. 35:53.005 --> 35:54.541 I'm probably gonna have to change it, but I... 35:54.625 --> 35:57.835 - No, it's cute. - Yeah, it's... Yeah. 35:57.965 --> 36:00.055 The carpeting is... 36:00.175 --> 36:01.965 - Oh! - Wow. 36:02.095 --> 36:04.265 - Oh. - God. That's so good. 36:04.385 --> 36:07.305 - Oh! - Is that, like, Larry Salton? 36:07.435 --> 36:09.895 Oh, no. No. No, no. That... That is me. 36:11.565 --> 36:14.565 - You took it? - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 36:14.695 --> 36:16.945 Wow! Do you work as a photographer? 36:17.065 --> 36:18.565 No. 36:18.695 --> 36:21.071 No, I went to art school, like, a million years ago, 36:21.155 --> 36:23.615 and I got a degree I did literally nothing with, 36:23.745 --> 36:25.455 and that is from then. 36:25.575 --> 36:28.705 I mean, I think... you know, you... 36:28.825 --> 36:30.835 Your creativity is all over this place. 36:30.955 --> 36:32.745 I think you're really talented. 36:34.205 --> 36:35.625 Thank you. 36:35.755 --> 36:37.335 What about this? 36:37.465 --> 36:40.515 Oh, that's, no, 'cause that... That's the bedroom, which is... 36:40.595 --> 36:42.255 - What's going on in here? - Yeah. 36:42.385 --> 36:44.135 No, I know, I didn't... I didn't... 36:44.265 --> 36:46.975 It's... not part of the tour. 36:47.095 --> 36:50.395 - It's a pretty important room. - Yeah... Yeah. 36:50.515 --> 36:51.815 Yes. He is a fireman. 36:51.935 --> 36:53.685 He's really a fireman? Yeah. 36:53.815 --> 36:56.105 How long have you been with him? 36:56.235 --> 36:59.235 Uh... one year. A little less than one year. 36:59.355 --> 37:00.901 - One year. That's it? - Mm. 37:00.985 --> 37:02.275 Oh, wow. 37:02.405 --> 37:04.075 Would've thought longer. 37:06.035 --> 37:08.115 I was married before. 37:08.245 --> 37:09.955 - Really? - Yeah. 37:10.075 --> 37:11.165 Interesting. 37:11.285 --> 37:14.125 How did you meet the fireman? 37:14.245 --> 37:16.415 He was my patient. 37:16.545 --> 37:18.085 He was your patient? 37:18.215 --> 37:20.755 And then you started dating him? 37:20.885 --> 37:22.215 Piña! 37:22.345 --> 37:25.765 This was Joe's parents' house. 37:25.885 --> 37:27.135 - Oh, wow. - Yeah. 37:27.265 --> 37:28.891 - He grew up here? - He grew up here. 37:28.975 --> 37:32.805 Yeah. He was conceived right here. 37:32.935 --> 37:34.521 - On this bed? - No. No, no, different bed. 37:34.605 --> 37:36.605 - Oh, good. Yeah. - Different mattress. 37:36.735 --> 37:38.771 - Different bed. - Parental fluids is, like, 37:38.855 --> 37:40.455 a little bit too intimate, maybe. 37:40.565 --> 37:42.985 I mean, he hates... hates people knowing this, 37:43.115 --> 37:44.695 - so don't... - Why? 37:44.825 --> 37:47.111 Because, I mean, we could never in a million years 37:47.195 --> 37:49.285 afford this place. 37:49.405 --> 37:52.455 No shame in that. Like, nobody in America can afford anything. 37:52.455 --> 37:54.705 Yeah, but he just... He really... 37:54.835 --> 37:56.501 - It's a bit... eezzz! - That's crazy. 37:56.585 --> 37:59.125 - Yeah, it's not a... - It's such a gift. I mean... 37:59.255 --> 38:01.675 - Just... - Well, that's what I think. 38:01.795 --> 38:05.055 - Make it positive, you know? - Yeah. 38:05.175 --> 38:09.305 Be grateful and lean into it. Make it your own, you know? 38:09.425 --> 38:11.265 - Yeah. - So much pleasure in that. 38:11.395 --> 38:12.725 Yeah... 38:12.845 --> 38:14.225 Yeah. 38:18.275 --> 38:19.985 Can I ask you something? 38:20.105 --> 38:21.775 Sure. 38:21.905 --> 38:23.775 I just... I have a... 38:23.905 --> 38:25.825 I have a decision to make, and I... 38:25.945 --> 38:28.365 I feel like you might be able to help me make it. 38:28.495 --> 38:31.705 I mean, if I can, yeah. 38:31.825 --> 38:33.331 Wait, did you leave your husband for Hawk? 38:33.415 --> 38:35.955 - Is that what happened? - No, no, no. I didn't. 38:36.085 --> 38:39.625 That relationship was over when I met him. 38:44.005 --> 38:47.255 How did you know that, uh... it was over, 38:47.385 --> 38:49.265 if you don't mind me asking? 38:49.385 --> 38:52.515 'Cause we stopped having sex, then we stopped talking. 38:52.635 --> 38:55.975 Then we were strangers. 38:56.105 --> 39:00.025 People... people forget that they deserve more. 39:00.145 --> 39:03.445 You know? They start living on migajas. 39:04.445 --> 39:07.075 - Crumbs. - Crumbs. Yeah. 39:07.195 --> 39:09.905 And I cannot live like that. I'd rather die. 39:10.035 --> 39:13.415 I think you really just have to listen to 39:13.535 --> 39:15.661 what is your heart kind of pulling you toward, 39:15.745 --> 39:17.835 what vision of yourself? 39:19.085 --> 39:20.455 You know? 39:20.585 --> 39:23.425 I mean, do you see yourself walking on a cold beach 39:23.545 --> 39:26.885 alone with the wind in your face and the clarity of that? 39:27.005 --> 39:31.805 Or sitting on a southern porch in the heat, 39:31.925 --> 39:34.385 holding hands and getting old... 39:37.055 --> 39:39.765 or... 39:39.895 --> 39:43.525 sitting in a Copenhagen café with a stranger? 39:44.605 --> 39:47.155 I'd go with Copenhagen. 39:47.275 --> 39:49.025 I feel the same way. I... 39:49.155 --> 39:51.945 For some reason, I knew that you would feel that. 39:52.075 --> 39:54.155 It seems so clear 39:54.285 --> 39:56.161 now that we're here looking at it. I, uh... 39:56.245 --> 39:57.875 You're so right. It's... 39:57.995 --> 39:59.501 It was right there the whole time. 39:59.585 --> 40:01.125 God! Thank you. 40:01.245 --> 40:03.751 - You didn't need an opinion. - I did, though. I needed you. 40:03.835 --> 40:05.251 - You just needed... - No, you don't understand. 40:05.335 --> 40:07.965 It's been months of this. I've been tortured, and... 40:08.085 --> 40:10.381 You just needed someone to tell you what you already knew. 40:10.465 --> 40:11.635 Yeah. 40:11.765 --> 40:13.425 Joe just... 40:13.555 --> 40:16.305 He thinks they all look the same. He... yeah. 40:16.435 --> 40:19.515 - Is... Is he color blind? - He might be. 40:19.645 --> 40:21.605 - That man's name is Hawk. - Shh! 40:21.725 --> 40:24.525 There's worse birds. Could've been worse. 40:24.645 --> 40:26.495 Just know that at the end of the day - 40:26.525 --> 40:29.695 of all the birds, it's a pretty cool one. 40:29.815 --> 40:32.035 "What is your name?" "My name is Pigeon." 40:32.155 --> 40:34.195 "I'm Pigeon." 40:34.325 --> 40:37.955 Shh! No, I... 40:38.075 --> 40:40.875 Please, this is torture. I cannot laugh at his name. 40:40.995 --> 40:42.545 I'm sorry. How dare I? 40:42.665 --> 40:44.121 "This is my boyfriend, Pelican. 40:44.205 --> 40:45.631 "He's a sweetheart." 40:45.715 --> 40:47.591 And I grabbed a tank, and I went back in, 40:47.675 --> 40:49.251 and the dog was where they said it would be. 40:49.335 --> 40:50.711 And that's when I ran out of air 40:50.795 --> 40:52.301 because I had grabbed an empty tank. 40:52.385 --> 40:54.055 Oh, God! Oh, no. 40:54.175 --> 40:56.091 Yeah. So, I just... I sucked a lot of smoke, 40:56.175 --> 40:58.725 and I burned my lungs and my throat. 40:58.845 --> 41:00.805 Oh, wow. Wow. 41:00.935 --> 41:03.645 - And then it was time to quit. - Yeah. 41:03.775 --> 41:04.935 Yeah, yeah. 41:05.065 --> 41:07.195 But... you know what? 41:07.315 --> 41:11.655 Life's been so expansive since then 41:11.775 --> 41:14.485 that I kind of can't believe 41:14.615 --> 41:16.405 that I did it as long as I did it. 41:17.615 --> 41:20.325 And now... rugs. 41:20.455 --> 41:21.785 - Rugs. - Rugs. 41:21.915 --> 41:24.585 Yeah. 41:24.705 --> 41:27.375 - I love them so much. - I love them, too. 41:27.505 --> 41:29.175 - It's a problem. - Yeah, I know. 41:29.295 --> 41:32.465 'Cause I... I just want all of them. 41:32.595 --> 41:34.635 - I want all... the rugs. - ...the rugs. 41:36.805 --> 41:38.765 - Same. - Yeah. 41:41.935 --> 41:43.895 Have you... 41:44.015 --> 41:45.645 Have you got tequila? 41:45.775 --> 41:47.935 Do... I do have tequila! I have. 41:48.065 --> 41:49.361 - Would you like some? - Yeah. 41:49.445 --> 41:51.361 - Yes. OK. Yeah. Yeah. - Please. I mean... 41:51.445 --> 41:52.731 - They're smoking a joint. - Right? 41:52.815 --> 41:54.825 - We better catch up, right? - Yeah. 41:58.035 --> 42:00.995 I'm just gonna go to the bathroom real quick. 42:07.455 --> 42:08.545 These are beautiful! 42:08.665 --> 42:10.251 Thanks. They're silly. They're old. 42:10.335 --> 42:11.881 - They're, uh... - No, they are beautiful. 42:11.965 --> 42:13.715 - They are interesting. - Thank you. 42:13.715 --> 42:15.511 - Yeah. Appreciate it. - Look, I have this one. 42:15.595 --> 42:17.135 Oh, wow, nice! Sun. 42:17.265 --> 42:18.805 I... I have this one. 42:33.985 --> 42:36.735 - Sorry, I want you to see... - Take your time. 42:36.865 --> 42:39.995 They're two in one, or... Yeah. 42:40.865 --> 42:43.745 - Oh, wow! - OK. What is that? 42:43.875 --> 42:46.035 - It's two birds. - Piña and Hawk. 42:46.165 --> 42:49.505 Piña and Hawk. Look at the that! That's nice. 42:49.625 --> 42:51.875 I like that. 42:54.505 --> 42:56.925 So, when did you get them? 42:57.055 --> 42:59.555 - When you were in that band? - I did, yeah. 42:59.675 --> 43:01.225 Pretty old. Long time ago. 43:01.345 --> 43:03.135 Twenty... Twenty years ago, maybe. 43:16.195 --> 43:17.865 - That's, uh... - Oh! 43:17.985 --> 43:19.325 - Yeah. - Wow. 43:19.445 --> 43:21.865 You know, um... you should replace this. 43:21.995 --> 43:23.245 It's really dangerous. 43:23.365 --> 43:25.245 This old single-pane stuff. 43:25.375 --> 43:27.915 It'll shatter with even a little bit of heat. 43:28.035 --> 43:29.625 Oh, there's no risk of that. 43:29.745 --> 43:33.875 This is a very cold apartment. There's not a lot of... 43:34.005 --> 43:36.385 - Mm. - There's not a lot of heat. 43:36.505 --> 43:38.175 You never know. 43:39.675 --> 43:40.675 - Tequila. - Tequila. 43:40.805 --> 43:42.135 - Yeah. - Yes. Tequila. 43:44.345 --> 43:46.225 Can you do something for me? 43:48.185 --> 43:49.855 Probably. Yeah. 43:49.975 --> 43:51.475 Please play something. 43:51.605 --> 43:53.695 One song. Just one. 43:53.815 --> 43:56.275 I love music. Please. 43:59.575 --> 44:02.905 - Please. - I... 44:03.035 --> 44:04.535 I... I should check on Angela. 44:04.655 --> 44:06.755 Make sure she didn't forget how to breathe. 44:06.875 --> 44:08.075 You know what I mean? 44:09.535 --> 44:12.295 Joe, have you met the new neighbors? 44:12.415 --> 44:15.045 Yeah... They're really cool, actually. Yeah. 44:15.175 --> 44:17.751 They, uh... make no small talk whatsoever in the elevator. 44:17.835 --> 44:19.675 - They talk with us. - Oh, they do? 44:19.795 --> 44:21.595 I bet they do. That's shocking. 44:21.715 --> 44:23.431 They're pretty sweet when you get to know 'em. 44:23.515 --> 44:25.055 Joe, put on some music. 44:25.185 --> 44:26.385 Yeah! Putting it on. 44:26.515 --> 44:29.435 Uh, yeah, what kind of music are you into, Hawk? 44:30.145 --> 44:31.475 Like... what is Sade? 44:31.605 --> 44:33.485 - "What is Sade"? - She loves that. 44:33.605 --> 44:35.735 Sexy-world-funk. 44:35.855 --> 44:37.111 - That's not jazz? - No! 44:37.195 --> 44:38.615 No, that's not jazz. 44:38.735 --> 44:40.401 I mean, there's a lot of saxophones. 44:40.485 --> 44:42.985 No, Sade is not jazz. Are you kidding me? 44:43.115 --> 44:45.575 - It's like... - Well, listen, then... 44:45.705 --> 44:47.055 Metallica and Judas Priest. 44:47.165 --> 44:48.871 You don't know any jazz at all? 44:48.955 --> 44:51.915 - Oh, who doesn't love Sade? - I really wanna learn. 44:52.045 --> 44:53.705 Where should I start? 44:53.835 --> 44:56.041 Miles Davis. John Coltrane. Dizzy Gillespie. 44:56.125 --> 44:57.671 Miles with the cheeks that go out? 44:57.755 --> 44:59.501 Actually, I feel like at this point in your life, 44:59.585 --> 45:01.921 you have to work harder to not know who Miles Davis is 45:02.005 --> 45:03.801 - than to know who he is. - Oh! Oh! 45:03.885 --> 45:06.055 He-Hey! Literally, look what I just pulled. 45:06.175 --> 45:07.725 No, no, no. 45:07.845 --> 45:10.471 - You have to play it. - Can we play just a... 45:10.555 --> 45:12.101 - "One Girl." - Play it. Play it. 45:12.185 --> 45:13.771 Come on. This is your love story right here. 45:13.855 --> 45:15.145 No! No, no, no, no. 45:15.275 --> 45:17.481 - Yes, I want to hear it. - Don't put it on. 45:17.565 --> 45:18.821 - Come on. - Don't put it on. 45:18.905 --> 45:20.821 - Just give us a taste. - Don't put it on! 45:20.905 --> 45:22.941 We've got the artist, and we've got the girl. 45:24.325 --> 45:26.445 - No? - No. 45:27.155 --> 45:28.995 Hey, sorry. 45:30.875 --> 45:32.915 I'm sorry. 45:33.795 --> 45:35.665 You know what? Um... 45:35.795 --> 45:37.541 We actually shouldn't listen to music right now. 45:37.625 --> 45:39.211 There's something I've been wanting to talk to you about. 45:39.295 --> 45:41.215 Oh, my God. You have to try this. 45:42.925 --> 45:44.305 - Wow! - Isn't that good? 45:44.425 --> 45:45.715 Oh, my God. 45:45.845 --> 45:47.301 - It's incredible. - I can't be objective, 45:47.385 --> 45:48.935 but my flan is the best. 45:49.055 --> 45:51.561 - It's unbelievable. - Like a silky crack cocaine. 45:51.645 --> 45:53.181 It's so good. And it melts in your mouth. 45:53.265 --> 45:54.865 Yeah, it's so delicious. 45:54.935 --> 45:57.601 - Anyway, I was about to say... - No! My God! Have more! Mm! 45:57.685 --> 46:00.815 Second bite is when it really just... settles in, 46:00.945 --> 46:02.981 - just slides down. - It's great. Look, anyway... 46:03.065 --> 46:05.155 God, it's got such sauce in it! 46:05.285 --> 46:07.451 - I need to talk to you about... - Let's have shots, right? 46:07.535 --> 46:09.781 Should we do shots? I think we should have a toast. 46:09.865 --> 46:10.865 - Sure. - Yes. 46:10.995 --> 46:12.625 I think shots for everybody. 46:12.745 --> 46:14.535 - Thank you. - Yeah. 46:14.665 --> 46:18.165 Anyway, the noise has been a thing that... 46:18.295 --> 46:20.005 we want to apologize for. 46:20.125 --> 46:22.885 Because it's been loud, and it took longer... 46:23.005 --> 46:25.551 It took longer than we thought, and you guys have been so kind, 46:25.635 --> 46:29.675 and we just wanted to say thank you and sorry. 46:29.805 --> 46:32.515 - You're so nice. Look... - Yes. 46:32.645 --> 46:33.851 - We're all neighbors... - Yes. 46:33.935 --> 46:36.565 - ...and we really... - Salud. 46:36.685 --> 46:38.815 And gracias. 46:38.935 --> 46:42.565 We're just so happy that you invited us and grateful. 46:42.695 --> 46:45.775 And actually, we also have something 46:45.905 --> 46:47.455 we wanted to talk to you about. 46:47.485 --> 46:49.861 You also want to talk to us? That's a funny coincidence. 46:49.945 --> 46:51.951 We both had things we wanted to say to each other. 46:52.035 --> 46:53.741 - It's nothing bad. Nothing bad. - No? 46:53.825 --> 46:56.085 I think something's on Joe's mind. 46:56.205 --> 46:58.545 I do have something on my mind. I actually do. 46:58.665 --> 47:00.121 I feel like since we came... 47:00.205 --> 47:01.805 You guys have something. 47:01.875 --> 47:03.711 No, they have something to say. You guys should go. 47:03.795 --> 47:07.635 - Say it. We're all friends. - No, you first! 47:07.755 --> 47:11.305 You are the guests, and you should go first. 47:11.425 --> 47:13.261 You guys go, and then I'll go right after. 47:13.345 --> 47:14.851 I don't care. It doesn't matter to me. 47:14.935 --> 47:18.065 All right. Well, um... we wanted to apologize. 47:18.185 --> 47:19.065 Yes. 47:19.185 --> 47:21.525 - You wanted to apologize? - To us? 47:21.645 --> 47:22.695 For what? 47:22.815 --> 47:24.655 We feel we might have bothered you. 47:24.775 --> 47:26.401 - Bothered us? - On more than... 47:26.485 --> 47:28.525 more than one occasion, actually. 47:28.655 --> 47:30.035 What? When? 47:30.155 --> 47:33.615 Um... at night, usually, and specifically, 47:33.745 --> 47:35.995 and sometimes late in the night. 47:36.125 --> 47:37.625 What? 47:37.745 --> 47:39.875 - Hmm... - When we have sex. 47:40.705 --> 47:43.125 - You? - Yes. 47:43.255 --> 47:45.965 - We... We do have sex a lot. - A lot. 47:46.085 --> 47:47.675 Yeah. I mean... yeah. 47:47.795 --> 47:51.015 And we really try to keep it down, 47:51.135 --> 47:53.225 but sometimes... 47:53.345 --> 47:54.995 - Lately... - Lately, it's been... 47:55.055 --> 47:58.895 It's been really impossible not to lose control. 47:59.015 --> 48:00.225 Even for a fireman. 48:00.355 --> 48:02.435 - A firefighter. - Firefighter. 48:02.565 --> 48:04.065 We know we've been too loud, 48:04.195 --> 48:07.525 and we know it was intrusive, and we're sorry. 48:07.655 --> 48:09.695 And we're gonna be... 48:09.825 --> 48:11.325 - more conscientious. - Yes. 48:11.445 --> 48:13.705 - Better neighbors. - Oh, my God. No. 48:13.825 --> 48:16.331 You guys don't have... No! We have not heard anything. 48:16.415 --> 48:18.455 Honestly, we haven't heard anything. 48:18.575 --> 48:21.545 We... It hasn't even... What? Right, Joe? 48:21.665 --> 48:24.125 We haven't heard anything, right? 48:31.135 --> 48:33.975 No, we actually haven't heard anything, so... 48:34.095 --> 48:36.845 No need to apologize. I... I sleep like a log, you know? 48:36.975 --> 48:38.935 - Log... - Yeah. 48:40.055 --> 48:41.935 - Joe. - What? 48:42.645 --> 48:44.645 - Joe? - Yes? 48:45.815 --> 48:47.485 Joe... 48:47.605 --> 48:49.865 What? 48:52.365 --> 48:54.195 What, Hawk? 48:54.325 --> 48:55.655 - Joe. - What? 48:55.785 --> 48:57.531 - Don't... don't lie. - Not lying. 48:57.615 --> 48:59.491 Joe, you've been telling the truth all night. 48:59.575 --> 49:01.325 I... I love when you tell the truth. 49:01.375 --> 49:03.205 I... I love it. Tell the truth. 49:03.335 --> 49:04.751 Telling the truth. What do you want from me? 49:04.835 --> 49:06.751 - You're not telling the truth. - I am telling the truth. 49:06.835 --> 49:09.215 - Joe. - What? 49:09.335 --> 49:12.135 - We know. It bothers you. - It doesn't bother me. 49:12.255 --> 49:14.841 It doesn't. Look... Don't... I hate to burst your bubble. 49:14.925 --> 49:16.931 Maybe your sex isn't as explosive as you think it is 49:17.015 --> 49:18.515 'cause I've never heard it, OK? 49:18.595 --> 49:19.975 Joe, we know. 49:20.095 --> 49:22.815 You knocked on our door during the night. 49:22.935 --> 49:24.145 Joe! 49:24.275 --> 49:27.525 - You were pounding on our door. - No, I didn't. 49:27.645 --> 49:30.615 We saw you. We have a ring camera. 49:30.735 --> 49:32.325 No. No, you don't. 49:32.445 --> 49:33.491 - It's hidden. - Where? 49:33.575 --> 49:34.785 In our mirilla. 49:34.905 --> 49:36.615 - In our peephole. - The peephole. 49:36.745 --> 49:38.991 - They don't make that. - It's a ring peephole. 49:39.075 --> 49:41.375 - That's not a thing. - It's a new thing. 49:41.495 --> 49:43.331 - When did that come out? - A peephole ring. 49:43.415 --> 49:44.955 Show him. 49:45.085 --> 49:47.631 - Show him. Do you wanna see it? - I don't need to see it. 49:47.715 --> 49:49.671 It sends an alert through the app to our phone, 49:49.755 --> 49:53.295 and, um... you know, it flags it if it senses aggression, 49:53.425 --> 49:54.965 and so it spooked us at first. 49:55.095 --> 49:57.015 But look, um... there. 49:57.135 --> 49:58.725 There he comes. 49:58.845 --> 50:00.601 Maybe it's grainy footage and you think it's me. 50:00.685 --> 50:04.015 It's 4K. It's not misty at all. Look, look. 50:04.145 --> 50:05.891 Someone that looks like me, but... Oh, shit! 50:05.975 --> 50:07.735 Yeah. 50:07.855 --> 50:09.985 Sorry, Joe. 50:10.105 --> 50:11.555 He almost walked away, 50:11.605 --> 50:13.031 - but... - You can turn it off. 50:13.115 --> 50:15.071 I can't believe you. I cannot believe you! 50:15.155 --> 50:17.575 Well, but it's good. It was three in the morning. 50:17.695 --> 50:21.165 You were so polite that you stopped to heed and listen... 50:21.285 --> 50:23.291 - What are you doing? - ...closely. 50:23.375 --> 50:26.835 - But then, uh... - Oh, my God. Joe! 50:26.955 --> 50:28.831 Someone left packages in the hall. 50:28.915 --> 50:30.671 - Oh, my God! - We thought you broke an arm, 50:30.755 --> 50:32.755 and you had to be full of bruises. 50:32.885 --> 50:34.421 Just turn it o... Turn it... Look! 50:34.505 --> 50:36.715 OK, you know what? Yes! Yes! 50:36.845 --> 50:38.385 I banged on your door 50:38.515 --> 50:40.601 because you people are fucking like monsters over there. 50:40.685 --> 50:43.085 What are you doing? What are you trying to prove? 50:43.095 --> 50:45.061 Are you trying to win a contest or something? 50:45.145 --> 50:46.815 It's incredibly inconsiderate! 50:46.935 --> 50:48.521 What are you doing? Don't say that. 50:48.605 --> 50:50.481 Don't speak to them that way. I'm so sorry. 50:50.565 --> 50:52.521 Our daughter can hear it. Did you know that? 50:52.605 --> 50:53.985 She can hear it. 50:54.115 --> 50:55.781 And I've been telling her you're moving furniture up there, 50:55.865 --> 50:58.285 and she knows it's not true. She's onto me. 50:58.405 --> 51:01.205 We spend so much time and energy 51:01.325 --> 51:03.575 talking about your fucking orgasms. 51:03.705 --> 51:05.035 It's ridiculous. 51:06.875 --> 51:09.955 - You talk about my orgasms? - Yes, but not as a bad thing. 51:10.085 --> 51:12.925 They're not bad. They're great. I love them. 51:13.045 --> 51:15.595 Really? You love my orgasms? 51:15.715 --> 51:17.005 I do. I love them. 51:17.135 --> 51:18.931 - She really does. - I do. I think they're great. 51:19.015 --> 51:20.431 - We talk about them constantly. - They're amazing. 51:20.515 --> 51:22.011 She especially likes the growler. 51:22.095 --> 51:24.641 Are you the growler, Piña? 'Cause she loves the growler. 51:24.725 --> 51:27.935 No, no, no, no. No, Piña's not a growler. 51:28.065 --> 51:31.395 Oh, you're... You're the growler? 51:31.525 --> 51:32.945 No. 51:33.065 --> 51:35.565 - Uh... - It's Vanessa. 51:35.695 --> 51:38.405 Vanessa is the growler. 51:38.525 --> 51:40.195 Vanessa? 51:40.325 --> 51:43.615 Vanessa... Wait, who's Vanessa? 51:43.745 --> 51:45.075 - A friend. - Oh, yeah. 51:45.205 --> 51:48.335 Kai is a pretty big guy, and he does breathe heavily. 51:48.455 --> 51:53.375 That could be what you're calling animalistic noises. 51:53.505 --> 51:55.005 - Kai. - Kai is... 51:55.125 --> 51:56.965 - Who's Kai? - Another friend. 51:57.085 --> 51:59.555 Oh, Kai's another friend. Vanessa and Kai. 51:59.675 --> 52:02.805 Vanessa lives in Nevada City with Kai. 52:02.925 --> 52:04.301 Are you fucking with us right now? 52:04.385 --> 52:06.261 Is this a joke? Are you guys fucking around with us? 52:06.345 --> 52:08.641 Is this what you're whispering to each other in Spanish? 52:08.725 --> 52:13.235 No. We know you are upset, and you have every right to be. 52:13.355 --> 52:15.735 We've had a few parties. 52:15.855 --> 52:17.755 Things have gotten a little more crazy. 52:17.865 --> 52:19.195 Out of hand. 52:19.325 --> 52:21.575 Parties... Like, cocktail parties? 52:21.695 --> 52:23.785 Soirées? What are you talking about? 52:23.905 --> 52:25.865 - What parties? - Sex parties. 52:25.995 --> 52:27.915 - Oh... - Sex parties! 52:28.035 --> 52:30.041 - Right. That's like, uh... - Parties where people... 52:30.125 --> 52:32.081 - ...have sex. - ...have sex with each other. 52:32.165 --> 52:33.965 - Sex. - I think... 52:34.085 --> 52:37.925 that's the commonly understood definition of a sex party. 52:38.045 --> 52:39.671 It's the only one I can think of. Honestly. 52:39.755 --> 52:41.385 I can't think of another one. 52:41.505 --> 52:43.385 And we really apologize. 52:43.515 --> 52:45.515 No. What? No, you don't have to. 52:45.555 --> 52:48.345 That's not... No, we're not judging. 52:48.475 --> 52:51.645 That's... You don't... Joe, where's that J? 52:51.765 --> 52:53.815 - That J? - The J you were... 52:53.935 --> 52:55.771 - Did you leave that in there? - The J? I... 52:55.855 --> 52:57.691 - It is in my office. - OK, I'll help you. 52:57.775 --> 52:59.405 Why don't you come with me to... 52:59.525 --> 53:02.445 - Yeah, no problem. - ...to get that J? Yeah. 53:02.575 --> 53:05.035 Oh, my God! 53:05.155 --> 53:07.365 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 53:07.495 --> 53:08.995 This is amazing. 53:09.125 --> 53:10.875 They're having sex parties up there. 53:10.995 --> 53:13.125 I was right. That wasn't normal sex. 53:13.245 --> 53:15.001 You knew it. You knew it. 53:15.085 --> 53:17.165 They are fucking like monsters up there. 53:17.295 --> 53:18.585 They actually are. 53:18.715 --> 53:20.085 Kai, Vanessa... 53:20.215 --> 53:22.675 This is amazing. This is actually amazing. 53:22.805 --> 53:25.015 Oh, my God. Vanessa's the growler. 53:25.135 --> 53:27.885 I take it all back. We should invite more people over. 53:30.055 --> 53:31.685 - Hello. - We good? 53:31.805 --> 53:32.975 - Yeah. - OK. 53:33.105 --> 53:35.315 - Sex parties. - Yeah. The sex parties. 53:35.435 --> 53:36.645 Just... paint a picture. 53:36.775 --> 53:38.271 Disclose what you will about this. 53:38.355 --> 53:39.571 What do you want to know? 53:39.655 --> 53:42.275 Whatever you wanna tell us. Yeah. 53:42.405 --> 53:44.155 They... They started recently. 53:44.285 --> 53:45.575 - OK. Really? - Oh! Oh... 53:45.695 --> 53:47.451 - It's a recent development. - It's new to you. Neat. 53:47.535 --> 53:49.535 The noise uptick probably came 53:49.665 --> 53:51.745 'cause once we started bringing people in, 53:51.875 --> 53:53.175 our bedroom was too small, 53:53.285 --> 53:54.751 so we moved into the living room. 53:54.835 --> 53:56.001 - Overflow. Yeah. - I got it. 53:56.085 --> 53:57.501 That's why the sound kind of reverberates 53:57.585 --> 53:58.685 through the apartment. 53:59.045 --> 54:00.711 And it's happening just right on the floor? 54:00.795 --> 54:02.135 No, uh... 54:02.255 --> 54:04.005 - Furniture, rugs... - Sofa. 54:04.135 --> 54:05.845 That's why you're so into rugs. 54:05.965 --> 54:07.055 You love a rug. 54:07.175 --> 54:09.051 I love this for different reasons. 54:09.135 --> 54:10.681 You have a close relationship with them. 54:10.765 --> 54:12.851 This really would be pretty uncomfortable. 54:12.935 --> 54:14.935 Yeah, you need a high pile, I imagine. 54:15.065 --> 54:16.645 OK. Wait! Just... more. 54:16.775 --> 54:19.445 So, how... How does it work? 54:19.565 --> 54:21.025 Like, how do you get invited? 54:21.155 --> 54:23.191 Or do you invite people, and... Maybe there's no rules. 54:23.275 --> 54:24.825 - Are there rules? - Parameters? 54:24.825 --> 54:26.281 Can anyone do anything to anyone? 54:26.365 --> 54:27.905 - Is it a free for all? - No. 54:28.035 --> 54:30.995 For starters, you've gotta have consent, obviously. 54:31.115 --> 54:32.581 - Oh, yeah. - Enthusiastic consent. 54:32.665 --> 54:36.045 And the connection has to be about joy, about expansion. 54:36.165 --> 54:40.505 It can never be about anger, never about revenge. 54:40.625 --> 54:41.925 - And patience. - Patience. 54:41.965 --> 54:43.545 Because, you know, some people, 54:43.675 --> 54:45.091 they gotta find their own entry point. 54:45.175 --> 54:46.471 - Entry point. - Well... 54:46.555 --> 54:48.345 - How did it begin? - Yeah. 54:48.465 --> 54:49.885 Yeah, like, take us back. 54:50.015 --> 54:51.845 Yeah, what's day one of this like? 54:52.685 --> 54:55.475 I've always been bi-curious. 54:55.605 --> 54:57.065 - Mm. - For me, 54:57.185 --> 55:01.695 the pleasure I get from being with a woman is different. 55:01.815 --> 55:03.105 Yeah. 55:03.235 --> 55:04.525 - Mm... Me too. - Right. 55:04.655 --> 55:06.735 - And then Kai and... - Valerie. 55:06.865 --> 55:08.655 - Va... Vanessa! - Vanessa! 55:08.785 --> 55:10.535 Were you guys friends, or did you... 55:10.615 --> 55:11.765 Did you meet on an app? 55:11.825 --> 55:13.371 We're pretty negative on the apps. 55:13.455 --> 55:14.825 Really? Interesting. 55:14.955 --> 55:17.665 Swipe right, swipe left. It just seems very impersonal. 55:17.795 --> 55:18.915 Yeah, it's impersonal. 55:19.045 --> 55:20.501 - You don't want to gamify. - Sure. 55:20.585 --> 55:23.835 We like to meet people in person, like, eye to eye, 55:23.965 --> 55:27.045 like, organic, real connection, you know? 55:27.175 --> 55:28.595 There are conventions. 55:28.715 --> 55:30.551 Oh, yes. That's good. Because you do, you need rules. 55:30.635 --> 55:32.515 You need some boundaries. 55:32.635 --> 55:35.145 No, no, I mean... there are actual conventions. 55:35.265 --> 55:37.395 - Oh, wow. - Like at a Sandals? 55:37.515 --> 55:38.515 - Yes. - Oh, wow. 55:38.645 --> 55:40.311 Conventions are very important. 55:40.395 --> 55:43.445 - They also offer you a menu. - Oh, a menu! 55:43.565 --> 55:45.695 A menu. A menu of things you're into. 55:45.815 --> 55:47.401 That's good. I like it's organized. I like a menu. 55:47.485 --> 55:48.901 - You do love a menu. - That's nice. 55:48.985 --> 55:50.951 - You do like organization. - That's great. 55:51.035 --> 55:53.451 When you engage with someone, you already know what they want. 55:53.535 --> 55:56.325 They have already sent their preferences in advance. 55:56.455 --> 55:57.625 It's like "Below Deck." 55:57.745 --> 55:59.791 It's like a preference sheet on "Below Deck." 55:59.875 --> 56:01.255 It's a reality show. 56:01.375 --> 56:02.961 - It's about yachts. - You're speaking our language. 56:03.045 --> 56:04.295 We get it. We get it now. 56:04.425 --> 56:05.545 Honestly, I think 56:05.675 --> 56:09.175 maybe the best thing about group sex is, 56:09.305 --> 56:12.635 it forces total clarity of communication. 56:12.765 --> 56:15.115 Not the best thing, I wouldn't imagine. 56:15.185 --> 56:17.935 - The sex is probably better. - The clear communication. 56:18.055 --> 56:20.855 What happens if no one picks you? 56:20.975 --> 56:22.561 It's like gym class - you get chosen last, 56:22.645 --> 56:24.521 you gotta jerk off alone in the corner or something? 56:24.605 --> 56:26.321 - I feel like that'd be me. - No! 56:26.405 --> 56:28.231 - It's not like that. - Don't worry. 56:28.315 --> 56:29.485 You would be chosen. 56:29.615 --> 56:31.985 - Yeah! - But yeah, how does that work? 56:32.115 --> 56:33.491 No, no one gets excluded. 56:33.575 --> 56:34.905 You know? I mean... 56:35.035 --> 56:37.745 Obviously, anyone's free to watch 56:37.875 --> 56:39.291 if they don't want to participate. 56:39.375 --> 56:41.495 All right, but... jealousy! 56:41.625 --> 56:43.581 No one gets...? You don't... You don't get jealous? 56:43.665 --> 56:45.005 There's no jealousy? 56:45.125 --> 56:47.501 I think jealousy is a natural animalistic instinct, 56:47.585 --> 56:49.175 but you have to replace it. 56:49.295 --> 56:50.715 We practice compersion. 56:50.845 --> 56:52.385 - Compression? - Compersion. 56:52.515 --> 56:54.925 - Compersion? - Compersion. 56:55.055 --> 56:57.385 Compression is all about finding joy 56:57.515 --> 56:59.055 in the joy of others. 56:59.185 --> 57:02.645 - Wow! That would be... great. - Hard to wrap your head around. 57:02.775 --> 57:04.565 And for me, there's nothing better 57:04.685 --> 57:07.605 than watching my partner in the hands of another. 57:07.735 --> 57:09.485 Wow! 57:09.615 --> 57:10.615 Beautiful. 57:10.735 --> 57:12.785 Oh, God. 57:12.905 --> 57:14.325 That's nice. 57:14.445 --> 57:17.115 - Super nice. - Wow. So healthy. 57:17.245 --> 57:20.285 - I feel healthy just seeing it. - That's... 57:20.415 --> 57:21.715 And, you know, I love this. 57:21.835 --> 57:23.501 I love that it's you and your friends. 57:23.585 --> 57:25.505 It's like the four of you get together. 57:25.625 --> 57:28.625 Four is such a good number. Yeah, it's round. 57:28.755 --> 57:31.135 - Sometimes... - No more than six. 57:31.255 --> 57:32.505 - Six? - Six people? 57:32.595 --> 57:34.721 Six is a lot. That's why it's so loud up there. 57:34.805 --> 57:36.725 - Yeah... six. - Yeah. 57:36.845 --> 57:39.225 We did go bigger last weekend. 57:39.345 --> 57:42.395 That doesn't count because it was a special occasion. 57:42.515 --> 57:43.641 It was Vanessa's birthday. 57:43.725 --> 57:45.895 Wow! Well, a birthday's a birthday. 57:46.025 --> 57:48.401 Gotta celebrate the good things in life, I guess, right? 57:48.485 --> 57:50.441 Yeah, and she wanted to have ten people, so... 57:50.525 --> 57:52.865 Ten people. Are you fucking kidding me? 57:52.985 --> 57:55.655 - Holy shit! Oh, my God! - Ten? 57:55.785 --> 57:57.571 - We rented a house in Bolinas. - Oh, nice! 57:57.655 --> 57:59.831 - Really nice. So foggy, and... - Really lovely, yeah. 57:59.915 --> 58:02.161 - We were so energized. - So energized. 58:02.245 --> 58:03.785 You feel superhuman. 58:03.915 --> 58:05.461 - Honestly, it was... - It was a high. 58:05.545 --> 58:07.041 It was, for me, the best in my life. 58:07.125 --> 58:09.791 It was the best experience that we've had. It really was. 58:09.875 --> 58:11.755 - God! - Wow. God bless you. 58:11.885 --> 58:14.345 - Vanessa must be great. - Yeah. 58:14.465 --> 58:16.511 Is she just, like... I'm imagining just like a... 58:16.595 --> 58:18.475 like a ball of youthful energy. 58:18.595 --> 58:21.261 - Is she just, like, young...? - No, Vanessa's very mature. 58:21.345 --> 58:22.645 She's old? 58:22.765 --> 58:24.271 - No, I wouldn't say she's... - Well, she's... 58:24.355 --> 58:26.311 That means she's really old if you don't know. 58:26.395 --> 58:27.775 - She's old. - No... 58:27.895 --> 58:29.025 Older... 58:29.145 --> 58:30.691 Next time you're in there, count the rings. 58:30.775 --> 58:32.355 A veteran in our group. 58:32.485 --> 58:34.151 She's the most experienced person in our... 58:34.235 --> 58:35.651 She's an oldie, but a goodie. 58:35.735 --> 58:38.245 I've learned so much from that woman. 58:38.365 --> 58:41.915 She knows everything about the depth of tantric sex. 58:42.035 --> 58:44.745 - Oh. - Not jizzing. Like Sting. 58:44.875 --> 58:46.425 She got me to hold onto my chi. 58:46.455 --> 58:48.545 - Wow. - She pushed us into anal. 58:48.665 --> 58:50.835 - Pushed you into anal? - Into anal. 58:50.965 --> 58:52.631 It's not for everybody, but... 58:52.715 --> 58:53.961 I hope she pushed you gently. 58:54.045 --> 58:56.255 - We did really like it. - I do love anal. 58:56.385 --> 58:58.011 Yeah. Who doesn't? Who doesn't love anal? 58:58.095 --> 59:00.221 - Holidays, weekends... - Special occasions. 59:00.305 --> 59:02.185 - Yeah. - But I love giving it. 59:02.305 --> 59:03.685 Oh! 59:03.805 --> 59:07.645 And I don't wanna speak for him, but he loves receiving it. 59:07.775 --> 59:10.025 - Oh! - I actually really do. 59:10.145 --> 59:11.695 I get a lot of value out of it. 59:11.695 --> 59:15.155 Pegging! That's... Podcast! That's what that is, right? 59:15.275 --> 59:16.571 - You wear a... - A strap-on. 59:16.655 --> 59:18.735 - A strap-on. - Oh, wow! Cool. 59:18.865 --> 59:20.615 Vanessa likes a handheld device. 59:20.745 --> 59:21.745 Wow. 59:22.115 --> 59:23.661 But it's not really about penetration. 59:23.745 --> 59:24.895 I mean, it is a little. 59:24.915 --> 59:26.251 No, it's not really about penetration. 59:26.335 --> 59:27.795 - It's about surrender. - Oh. 59:27.915 --> 59:29.671 Yeah, you just gotta surrender that body. 59:29.755 --> 59:31.255 Yeah. Surrender that bod. 59:31.295 --> 59:32.375 Just give it. 59:32.505 --> 59:33.921 'Cause sex is not a thing you do. 59:34.005 --> 59:35.675 It's a place you go. 59:35.795 --> 59:37.675 Is the place Hawk's butthole? 59:37.805 --> 59:39.511 - Sometimes - On birthdays. 59:39.595 --> 59:40.971 Wow! And the menu thing is cool 59:41.055 --> 59:43.765 because anyone who has a fantasy can just order. 59:43.885 --> 59:45.975 The menu is amazing. You've got bondage, 59:46.105 --> 59:48.435 you've got role playing, you've got... 59:48.565 --> 59:50.975 - DP. You have... - DP? 59:51.105 --> 59:54.145 DP. Uh... double penetration, right? 59:54.275 --> 59:55.821 I mean, I'm assuming... Is that not...? 59:55.905 --> 59:57.481 - It's on the menu. - I don't do that. 59:57.565 --> 01:00:00.155 - No. - We don't. We... 01:00:00.285 --> 01:00:02.111 Porn tropes don't tend to be our group's thing. 01:00:02.195 --> 01:00:04.121 - But it is on the menu. - Don't wanna be tropey. 01:00:04.205 --> 01:00:05.365 Hey, it's on the menu. 01:00:05.495 --> 01:00:07.201 - Yeah. I mean, I just... - It's on the menu. 01:00:07.285 --> 01:00:09.331 Might not... I'm just saying. We don't have to judge it. 01:00:09.415 --> 01:00:12.295 It's something that some people might have on there. 01:00:12.415 --> 01:00:13.831 - Double penetration. - Double penetration. 01:00:13.915 --> 01:00:15.365 You were listing other stuff. 01:00:15.425 --> 01:00:17.001 Hey, you're a fireman who likes to be pegged, so... 01:00:17.085 --> 01:00:18.485 - Firefighter. - Firefighter. 01:00:18.595 --> 01:00:20.965 He loves to be pegged. 01:00:21.095 --> 01:00:22.845 - So, fair point, fair point. - Yes. 01:00:22.925 --> 01:00:24.265 I'm just, yeah... 01:00:24.385 --> 01:00:26.345 Honestly, like... 01:00:27.935 --> 01:00:30.035 This is not how I was expecting this to go. 01:00:30.145 --> 01:00:32.065 And I... 01:00:32.185 --> 01:00:34.525 I honestly feel like I have much more insight 01:00:34.645 --> 01:00:37.155 into what the fuck is going on up there, 01:00:37.275 --> 01:00:39.475 and I feel better about it 'cause it's not... 01:00:39.575 --> 01:00:41.901 you know, your run-of-the-mill married people sex. 01:00:41.985 --> 01:00:43.995 I guess it is something exceptional 01:00:44.115 --> 01:00:45.535 happening above our heads. 01:00:45.655 --> 01:00:47.955 - Yes. - Thank you for telling us. 01:00:48.075 --> 01:00:50.085 And I guess ultimately, just... 01:00:50.205 --> 01:00:51.955 you know, maybe try to keep it down. 01:00:52.045 --> 01:00:54.631 If you have another big birthday or holiday, Arbor Day, 01:00:54.715 --> 01:00:56.795 maybe go to Bolinas again. 01:00:56.925 --> 01:00:58.715 Get an Airbnb. Thank you. 01:00:58.835 --> 01:01:00.585 Thank you for being so understanding 01:01:00.675 --> 01:01:02.215 and accepting and so warm. 01:01:02.345 --> 01:01:05.805 - We accept. We are accepting. - My new friends! 01:01:06.685 --> 01:01:10.395 - Thank you. - Guys! 01:01:10.515 --> 01:01:11.931 - That's very sweet. - I love this. 01:01:12.015 --> 01:01:13.065 This is so lovely. 01:01:13.185 --> 01:01:14.651 I know we haven't hung out a lot, 01:01:14.735 --> 01:01:17.355 but you guys have seemed cool and progressive. 01:01:17.485 --> 01:01:20.565 We are, yeah. I mean, I'm an independent, technically. 01:01:20.695 --> 01:01:22.441 - But no, we're pretty, uh... - Not like the Anavias. 01:01:22.525 --> 01:01:24.361 No, we're more... They're single penetration. 01:01:24.445 --> 01:01:27.745 - They don't seem very open. - Not at all. 01:01:27.865 --> 01:01:29.495 Exactly. 01:01:29.625 --> 01:01:32.335 You guys, when you stop fighting, you're really funny. 01:01:32.455 --> 01:01:34.665 We are... pretty chill. 01:01:34.795 --> 01:01:37.755 I knew Angela was cool, but Joe, I... I didn't... 01:01:37.875 --> 01:01:39.295 - I wasn't sure. - Oh, yeah? 01:01:39.425 --> 01:01:41.425 - Getting to hang out now, I... - Thanks. 01:01:41.505 --> 01:01:42.971 I don't know, I really appreciate it. 01:01:43.055 --> 01:01:44.555 How'd you know she was so cool? 01:01:44.555 --> 01:01:46.805 - Because I'm cool. I'm cool! - Oh, yeah. 01:01:46.925 --> 01:01:48.971 - There's this thing... - Look at this face. 01:01:49.055 --> 01:01:51.305 - And the window thing. - Piña knows I'm cool. 01:01:51.355 --> 01:01:54.565 The what? The window thing? 01:01:54.685 --> 01:01:56.035 - What window thing? - No... 01:01:56.065 --> 01:01:57.185 What window thing? 01:01:57.315 --> 01:01:58.981 What window thing are you talking about? 01:01:59.065 --> 01:02:05.035 Angela likes to be looked at naked in the window sometimes. 01:02:07.155 --> 01:02:08.955 You've seen my wife naked? 01:02:09.075 --> 01:02:10.455 No, not in person. 01:02:10.575 --> 01:02:11.915 Not in person. 01:02:12.035 --> 01:02:16.205 She likes to walk around... through the window. 01:02:16.335 --> 01:02:18.295 Just through the window. 01:02:18.415 --> 01:02:22.425 It's a little cute ritual she does. 01:02:31.645 --> 01:02:32.645 What the fuck? 01:02:37.065 --> 01:02:38.481 - What is he talking about? - Nothing. 01:02:38.565 --> 01:02:40.151 - What is he talking about? - Nothing, nothing. 01:02:40.235 --> 01:02:41.571 Tell me what he is talking about. 01:02:41.655 --> 01:02:44.445 That might have happened, like, once by accident. 01:02:44.575 --> 01:02:46.361 - I don't... This is... - I mean, 01:02:46.445 --> 01:02:48.285 it happened more than once, but... 01:02:48.405 --> 01:02:50.451 Word on the street is it was more than once. 01:02:50.535 --> 01:02:51.835 Is this a big deal? 01:02:51.955 --> 01:02:53.451 Why do I feel like everyone knows something here, 01:02:53.535 --> 01:02:55.585 except for me? 01:02:55.705 --> 01:02:57.461 I want you to come here and explain to me 01:02:57.545 --> 01:03:00.665 what the fuck is going on, please. 01:03:00.795 --> 01:03:02.541 - You want me to explain? - I would love that. 01:03:02.625 --> 01:03:04.461 - I will explain myself, Joe. - Please do. 01:03:04.545 --> 01:03:06.131 The first time, I was coming outta the shower... 01:03:06.215 --> 01:03:07.595 The first time! 01:03:07.715 --> 01:03:11.175 I was nude, and I was on my way to the living room, 01:03:11.305 --> 01:03:15.305 and I looked up, and he saw me, and I saw him seeing me, 01:03:15.435 --> 01:03:16.645 and then I kept going. 01:03:16.765 --> 01:03:18.265 That is exactly what happened. 01:03:18.355 --> 01:03:19.481 Will you shut the fuck up, Hawk? 01:03:19.565 --> 01:03:21.315 And then since then, after I shower, 01:03:21.315 --> 01:03:24.195 I walk past knowing that he might be watching me. 01:03:24.315 --> 01:03:27.115 My God, it's a little sick ritual you guys have together? 01:03:27.235 --> 01:03:29.945 It is. It is like a little ritual that I actually enjoy 01:03:30.075 --> 01:03:31.615 because it makes me feel good, 01:03:31.745 --> 01:03:34.785 because I do in fact like to be looked at naked, Joe. 01:03:34.915 --> 01:03:36.495 - Is that OK? - No, it's not OK. 01:03:36.625 --> 01:03:37.875 Why would that be OK? 01:03:37.995 --> 01:03:39.621 It's not like I'm looking at him in the eyes. 01:03:39.705 --> 01:03:40.961 I've never made eye contact. 01:03:41.045 --> 01:03:42.751 - No, never once. - Who gives a fuck? 01:03:42.835 --> 01:03:44.381 What does that have to do with anything? 01:03:44.465 --> 01:03:46.385 - That is a huge deal. - No, it isn't. 01:03:46.505 --> 01:03:48.805 I don't care about that at all! 01:03:48.925 --> 01:03:51.385 Do you even care? You barely look at me. 01:03:51.515 --> 01:03:53.141 I don't even understand why you're upset. 01:03:53.225 --> 01:03:55.305 So, this is somehow my fault. 01:03:55.435 --> 01:03:56.855 That's fucking crazy! 01:03:56.975 --> 01:03:58.981 That's why you don't want curtains on the window, 01:03:59.065 --> 01:04:01.485 so the fireman can see your fucking tits. 01:04:01.605 --> 01:04:03.025 This is fucked, Angela. 01:04:03.145 --> 01:04:05.815 But Joe, it's not fucked. It's not. It's not. 01:04:05.945 --> 01:04:07.365 How is this not fucked? 01:04:07.485 --> 01:04:09.241 Please enlighten me and say how this isn't fucked. 01:04:09.325 --> 01:04:10.781 I think what she's doing is great. 01:04:10.865 --> 01:04:11.991 It's actually very helpful. 01:04:12.075 --> 01:04:13.825 - For whom? - For her! 01:04:13.955 --> 01:04:15.825 And for us. Women. 01:04:15.955 --> 01:04:17.455 You know how many women let go 01:04:17.495 --> 01:04:19.995 of their erotic aspirations for good? 01:04:20.125 --> 01:04:22.171 You know how difficult it is, what she's doing, 01:04:22.255 --> 01:04:23.711 that she's trying to connect with that part 01:04:23.795 --> 01:04:25.091 that she had lost? Good for you. 01:04:25.175 --> 01:04:26.751 - Thank you. - Bravo. Great work. 01:04:26.835 --> 01:04:28.421 - Very important work. - Fuck you! It is important. 01:04:28.505 --> 01:04:30.091 Hope you got a fucking Pulitzer for this shit. 01:04:30.175 --> 01:04:31.425 - It is important. - Yeah? 01:04:31.465 --> 01:04:33.675 Yes. What do we all want? Be honest. 01:04:33.805 --> 01:04:37.095 To desire to be desired. 01:04:37.225 --> 01:04:39.731 Maybe that's why you look at my boobs in the elevator 01:04:39.815 --> 01:04:43.315 - every time I see you. - Oh... Really? 01:04:43.435 --> 01:04:45.191 Joe looks at your boobs in the elevator. 01:04:45.275 --> 01:04:46.655 I'm so sorry, Piña. 01:04:46.775 --> 01:04:48.275 Really, Joe? Wow! 01:04:48.405 --> 01:04:50.105 He thinks I don't notice, but I do. 01:04:50.155 --> 01:04:52.055 It's like a little game we have, right? 01:04:52.075 --> 01:04:53.405 Such a fucking hypocrite. 01:04:53.535 --> 01:04:55.985 I don't... I don't... They're out there sometimes. 01:04:56.035 --> 01:04:58.041 - They're hard not to see. - Let me ask you something. 01:04:58.125 --> 01:05:00.335 When you look at my boobs, 01:05:00.455 --> 01:05:03.665 do they seem - my boobs - 01:05:03.795 --> 01:05:05.755 do they seem out of reach to you? 01:05:05.875 --> 01:05:07.335 No, it's a small elevator. 01:05:07.465 --> 01:05:09.255 I could just grab 'em if I wanted. 01:05:09.385 --> 01:05:12.675 - That's not what I'm asking. - What are you asking? 01:05:12.805 --> 01:05:16.845 Do you feel worthy of desiring them? 01:05:18.305 --> 01:05:21.685 I've never thought about that for one fucking second. 01:05:21.815 --> 01:05:24.525 Do me a favor. Please look at my boobs right now. 01:05:24.645 --> 01:05:27.111 - What is happening right now? - Look at them. Look at them. 01:05:27.195 --> 01:05:28.361 I don't want to right now. 01:05:28.445 --> 01:05:29.941 - Look! - Look at them. 01:05:30.025 --> 01:05:32.031 - Joe, look at them. - I don't wanna right now. 01:05:32.115 --> 01:05:34.321 - Don't be rude. - It's fine. You just enjoy it. 01:05:34.405 --> 01:05:36.195 Don't be rude! Look at them. 01:05:36.325 --> 01:05:37.571 I don't wanna look at them. I don't... 01:05:37.655 --> 01:05:40.205 Why are you teaming up on me, for God's sakes? 01:05:40.325 --> 01:05:42.205 Look, I'm not a sicko like you. 01:05:42.335 --> 01:05:45.125 I ain't gonna look at another man's wife's fucking tits 01:05:45.255 --> 01:05:47.295 to jerk off to, OK? I'm normal. 01:05:47.415 --> 01:05:49.091 - Who's doing that? - You're doing that. 01:05:49.175 --> 01:05:50.135 - Who? - You! 01:05:50.505 --> 01:05:51.961 - When? - Every morning, apparently. 01:05:52.045 --> 01:05:53.845 What? No. I... 01:05:53.965 --> 01:05:55.385 I make love to Piña. 01:05:55.515 --> 01:05:58.385 I tell her about Angela when I see her, 01:05:58.515 --> 01:06:00.515 and she likes it. 01:06:00.645 --> 01:06:01.725 It's our thing. 01:06:01.855 --> 01:06:07.525 Oh, you guys talk about me when you're... 01:06:07.645 --> 01:06:10.485 - Yes, my love, of course we do. - Yeah. 01:06:10.605 --> 01:06:12.315 Oh... 01:06:12.445 --> 01:06:14.025 Really? 01:06:14.155 --> 01:06:15.535 A lot. 01:06:15.655 --> 01:06:16.745 Wow! 01:06:16.865 --> 01:06:18.281 I see what's happening right now, Angela. 01:06:18.365 --> 01:06:20.665 - What? - This whole thing was a setup. 01:06:20.785 --> 01:06:22.951 You planned this whole fucking thing right now. 01:06:23.035 --> 01:06:24.451 - What are you talking about? - Holy shit! 01:06:24.535 --> 01:06:26.375 The cheese, the soufflé and the meat, 01:06:26.505 --> 01:06:28.001 and you didn't tell me they were coming. 01:06:28.085 --> 01:06:29.881 You were trying to have a threesome with these people. 01:06:29.965 --> 01:06:32.385 You knew they were fucking other people up there, 01:06:32.505 --> 01:06:34.385 and you planned this whole thing. 01:06:34.505 --> 01:06:37.015 This is fucking crazy, even for you, Angela. 01:06:37.135 --> 01:06:38.225 What the fuck, Joe! 01:06:38.345 --> 01:06:39.931 I was just trying to have a nice night 01:06:40.015 --> 01:06:41.351 with some fucking wine and cheese. 01:06:41.435 --> 01:06:42.601 What are you talking about? 01:06:42.685 --> 01:06:44.225 You wanna all fuck each other! 01:06:44.355 --> 01:06:46.955 You've been plotting this whole thing behind my back. 01:06:47.025 --> 01:06:49.235 - Stop laughing at me. - Joe. Joe. 01:06:49.355 --> 01:06:50.895 - Joe... - What? 01:06:51.025 --> 01:06:52.815 That is not what has been happening. 01:06:52.945 --> 01:06:54.821 - No? Then what? - No, of course not. 01:06:54.905 --> 01:06:56.361 Did we ever talk to Angela about this? 01:06:56.445 --> 01:06:58.365 - Never. - Never. Never. 01:06:58.495 --> 01:07:01.785 I mean, it's... It is sort of why we came down here, but... 01:07:07.915 --> 01:07:10.965 Do not speak Spanish. Stop it. 01:07:13.755 --> 01:07:15.295 Stop speaking Spanish! 01:07:16.635 --> 01:07:19.135 OK. OK. OK. 01:07:20.225 --> 01:07:21.975 Joe, Angela... 01:07:22.095 --> 01:07:24.055 Um... 01:07:24.185 --> 01:07:27.015 We did come down here tonight to invite you. 01:07:27.935 --> 01:07:30.605 - Invite us...? - To join us. 01:07:31.565 --> 01:07:33.485 Join you for... 01:07:33.605 --> 01:07:35.155 - For sex. - ...sex. 01:07:36.065 --> 01:07:38.025 - Sex. - For group sex. 01:07:38.865 --> 01:07:39.905 What else? 01:07:41.035 --> 01:07:43.115 - Us? - Yes. 01:07:43.245 --> 01:07:45.915 - Me? - Both of you. 01:07:46.035 --> 01:07:47.335 Both of who? 01:07:47.455 --> 01:07:49.795 - Both of you. - Including me? 01:07:49.915 --> 01:07:53.005 Yeah, both... Both of you means you. 01:07:53.125 --> 01:07:54.671 - Did you hear that, Joe? - I did. 01:07:54.755 --> 01:07:56.341 - Angela, did you hear that? - Sure did. 01:07:56.425 --> 01:07:57.925 You heard that, too? All right. 01:07:58.045 --> 01:08:02.425 We've been talking about this for quite a while, actually. 01:08:02.555 --> 01:08:03.805 Oh? 01:08:03.935 --> 01:08:07.475 We feel a very strong connection with you guys. 01:08:08.015 --> 01:08:09.435 OK. 01:08:09.565 --> 01:08:11.391 We were getting signals, you know, in the window. 01:08:11.475 --> 01:08:13.105 - OK. - In the elevator. 01:08:13.235 --> 01:08:16.355 They seem to be very warm signals. 01:08:16.485 --> 01:08:19.075 - Signals we liked. So... - Wow! 01:08:19.195 --> 01:08:21.285 That's what this has been about. 01:08:21.655 --> 01:08:22.865 OK? 01:08:22.995 --> 01:08:25.495 That is so nice. Thank you. 01:08:25.615 --> 01:08:27.625 - Yeah. - Oh, say thank you, Joe. 01:08:27.745 --> 01:08:30.165 - Thank you. - Thank you. Very flattering. 01:08:30.295 --> 01:08:31.995 - Feel very complimented. - Mm-hmm. 01:08:32.045 --> 01:08:35.085 We find you very, very attractive. 01:08:36.375 --> 01:08:40.135 - Thank you. - We talk about you. 01:08:40.255 --> 01:08:42.015 I know. 01:08:42.135 --> 01:08:44.135 You talk about my orgasms. 01:08:44.265 --> 01:08:46.345 - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - A lot. 01:08:47.395 --> 01:08:49.895 - We really do. Yeah. - OK. 01:08:50.015 --> 01:08:51.851 I think, um... even before we came down, 01:08:51.935 --> 01:08:55.275 we said you guys have a real quiet sex appeal. 01:08:55.395 --> 01:08:58.025 So do you two, too... as well. 01:08:58.155 --> 01:08:59.571 - I wouldn't say it was quiet. - No. 01:09:02.825 --> 01:09:05.405 So, we want to propose to you 01:09:05.535 --> 01:09:08.915 that we share a sexual experience together. OK? 01:09:09.625 --> 01:09:11.955 Just to be clear... 01:09:12.085 --> 01:09:16.165 You, you, her... and me? 01:09:16.295 --> 01:09:17.395 - Yes. - Me too? 01:09:17.425 --> 01:09:18.835 - Yes, also you. - OK. 01:09:18.965 --> 01:09:20.295 - Yes. - OK. 01:09:20.425 --> 01:09:23.595 But, but, but... it doesn't have to be tonight, OK? 01:09:23.715 --> 01:09:25.725 - Oh... Right. - No pressure. 01:09:25.845 --> 01:09:28.135 - But it could be. - Could be tonight. 01:09:28.265 --> 01:09:30.271 - I brought condoms and... - Condoms! 01:09:30.355 --> 01:09:31.515 Wow! 01:09:31.645 --> 01:09:34.145 - It's like it's pre 9/11. - Wow! 01:09:34.275 --> 01:09:35.605 How do... 01:09:35.735 --> 01:09:38.231 Hypothetically speaking, like, if this were something 01:09:38.315 --> 01:09:40.655 that we were to consider proceeding with... 01:09:40.775 --> 01:09:43.115 Yeah, how would this shake down? 01:09:43.235 --> 01:09:47.035 What would the procedural protocol be, technically? 01:09:47.155 --> 01:09:49.245 - The procedural protocol? - Yeah. 01:09:49.365 --> 01:09:51.575 - Just... to know. - Just to know. 01:09:51.705 --> 01:09:53.665 Just so we could, yeah... 01:09:53.795 --> 01:09:55.461 I mean, that's what we were talking about. 01:09:55.545 --> 01:09:57.331 Right! Just, like, to recap really quick. 01:09:57.415 --> 01:10:02.215 Just, specifically, how would this work? 01:10:03.135 --> 01:10:05.385 We can all be together. 01:10:05.515 --> 01:10:08.265 - We can watch you. - You don't wanna do that. 01:10:08.385 --> 01:10:11.305 We could, um... obviously swap. 01:10:11.435 --> 01:10:13.765 - Uh-huh. - Swap. A little swaparoo. 01:10:13.895 --> 01:10:18.735 Sometimes it helps to... to add a neutral element. 01:10:18.855 --> 01:10:20.195 Like a referee. 01:10:22.155 --> 01:10:23.575 Carolina... 01:10:25.285 --> 01:10:26.655 No Pepe, no Thomas. 01:10:26.785 --> 01:10:29.335 Think I'm with Hawk on this one. No Pepe, no Thomas. 01:10:29.455 --> 01:10:31.035 - I think... - Yeah. 01:10:31.165 --> 01:10:33.121 - It's whatever we want... - Whatever you want. 01:10:33.205 --> 01:10:35.245 - ...and whenever. - Whenever. 01:10:35.375 --> 01:10:37.755 Consider it an open invite. 01:10:37.875 --> 01:10:39.045 - All right. - Right. 01:10:39.165 --> 01:10:43.965 But tonight, again, tonight is on the table. 01:10:44.465 --> 01:10:46.095 OK. 01:10:46.215 --> 01:10:48.011 Weeknights are tough because of Maggie. 01:10:48.095 --> 01:10:49.305 Weekends... also tough. 01:10:49.425 --> 01:10:50.931 I'm actually training for a half-marathon. 01:10:51.015 --> 01:10:52.261 They're inviting us to an orgy, 01:10:52.345 --> 01:10:54.935 and you're giving them your Google calendar? 01:10:55.065 --> 01:10:56.475 You overthink everything! 01:10:56.605 --> 01:10:58.205 You're overthinking this as well. 01:10:58.315 --> 01:11:00.715 At least I'm brave enough to get into scheduling. 01:11:00.735 --> 01:11:02.771 You've literally offered me no logistical help. 01:11:02.855 --> 01:11:04.655 - I'll do this. - Oh, really? 01:11:04.775 --> 01:11:06.951 I'll schedule it for right now. I'll fuck you guys right now. 01:11:07.035 --> 01:11:09.885 Incredible how unsexy you're managing to make this moment! 01:11:09.945 --> 01:11:12.995 OK, OK, OK, I'm... I'm getting worried. 01:11:13.115 --> 01:11:16.995 - Why? - Yeah, because... hmm...! 01:11:17.125 --> 01:11:21.465 As horny as I am right now, I just... 01:11:21.585 --> 01:11:24.835 We cannot do this from an angry place. 01:11:24.965 --> 01:11:27.065 - We're not angry. - I'm actually no angry. 01:11:27.095 --> 01:11:30.175 This is me happy. You just haven't seen it yet. 01:11:30.305 --> 01:11:32.595 I don't think you guys are there. 01:11:32.725 --> 01:11:34.425 We're there. I can't speak for him, 01:11:34.435 --> 01:11:35.601 but personally, I'm very there. 01:11:35.685 --> 01:11:37.101 I feel very good about this. I feel there. 01:11:37.185 --> 01:11:38.941 - I would actually do this. - I would do this. 01:11:39.025 --> 01:11:41.101 - You would actually do this? - Yeah. Do you wanna do this? 01:11:41.185 --> 01:11:42.611 - I would do this. - We're doing this. 01:11:42.695 --> 01:11:43.985 I think we would do this. 01:11:44.105 --> 01:11:46.855 If this connection is not coming from a healthy place... 01:11:46.865 --> 01:11:50.785 - Very healthy! - We are in need of expansion. 01:11:50.905 --> 01:11:53.411 I think it'd be very healthy for us on an emotional level, 01:11:53.495 --> 01:11:54.825 just in a positive way. 01:11:54.955 --> 01:11:56.751 - That's a good reason. - That is a good reason. 01:11:56.835 --> 01:11:58.411 - Everyone's a little buzzed. - Yeah. 01:11:58.495 --> 01:12:01.255 - Feeling good, feeling loose. - They're good reasons. 01:12:01.375 --> 01:12:02.791 - We haven't eaten too much. - Right. 01:12:02.875 --> 01:12:04.251 We have relatively empty stomachs. 01:12:04.335 --> 01:12:05.965 Yeah, and Maggie's not home. 01:12:06.085 --> 01:12:08.131 I'm sorry. I just mean it's, like, a good time 01:12:08.215 --> 01:12:10.471 because it's a free time. It's a good time for us. 01:12:10.555 --> 01:12:12.135 I'd say there's, uh... 01:12:12.265 --> 01:12:15.145 - no time like ahora. - Yeah. 01:12:15.265 --> 01:12:16.725 - Ahora. - Ahora. 01:12:16.855 --> 01:12:19.105 - I'm good with ahora. - Yeah! 01:12:19.225 --> 01:12:20.935 - Ahora. - Definitely ahora. 01:12:21.065 --> 01:12:22.185 Yeah. 01:12:25.065 --> 01:12:28.575 I don't think this is the night for all of us together. 01:12:29.325 --> 01:12:31.995 - Right. - Fuck! 01:12:32.115 --> 01:12:35.915 But we could try to connect separately. 01:12:36.785 --> 01:12:38.075 Oh? 01:12:38.205 --> 01:12:40.335 - Yeah. - All right. 01:12:40.455 --> 01:12:41.955 - Yeah. - OK. 01:12:42.085 --> 01:12:43.415 - Joe. - Yes? 01:12:43.545 --> 01:12:45.541 How would you feel about spending a little bit of time 01:12:45.625 --> 01:12:46.965 alone with me? 01:12:49.505 --> 01:12:51.591 - How would you feel about that? - Mm, I'm... 01:12:51.675 --> 01:12:52.721 You'd feel good about it? 01:12:52.805 --> 01:12:54.261 - You'd feel OK about it? - Mm-hmm. 01:12:54.345 --> 01:12:57.515 Then I would also feel good about that as a plan of action 01:12:57.645 --> 01:12:59.855 I would be willing to proceed with. 01:13:00.475 --> 01:13:02.355 Angela? 01:13:02.475 --> 01:13:04.735 - Uh... - Knock yourself out! 01:13:04.855 --> 01:13:08.565 Yeah. I do... Yes! That. Yes. 01:13:08.695 --> 01:13:10.985 - Look at us. - OK. 01:13:11.115 --> 01:13:12.405 - Whew! - Hey... come on. 01:13:12.535 --> 01:13:14.785 - OK. - OK. Yeah. 01:13:16.705 --> 01:13:18.161 We're gonna separate but still be together, 01:13:18.245 --> 01:13:20.835 so... feeling positive? 01:13:20.955 --> 01:13:22.245 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 01:13:22.375 --> 01:13:24.295 Joe, any reservations? 01:13:25.085 --> 01:13:26.925 I would maybe prefer 01:13:27.045 --> 01:13:29.635 not to have pegging performed on my body. 01:13:29.755 --> 01:13:31.505 - Oh, I... I respect that. - Thanks. 01:13:31.595 --> 01:13:33.305 Positive otherwise, though. OK? 01:13:33.425 --> 01:13:34.965 Yes. Yeah. 01:13:35.095 --> 01:13:37.555 So, your bedroom? 01:13:37.685 --> 01:13:38.681 - No! - Not our bedroom. 01:13:38.765 --> 01:13:40.395 - No, no, no. - Maggie? 01:13:40.515 --> 01:13:43.395 - No! Gross. Uh... - Maybe... 01:13:43.525 --> 01:13:44.601 - ...your office. - ...my office. 01:13:44.685 --> 01:13:45.941 - We could... - I like your office. 01:13:46.025 --> 01:13:47.395 - Oh! - It's nice. 01:13:47.525 --> 01:13:49.611 You guys could take the, um... arts and craft room. 01:13:49.695 --> 01:13:51.651 No, I think it's too small. I feel like the kitchen is... 01:13:51.735 --> 01:13:53.111 - Maybe the kitchen. - Is that OK? 01:13:53.195 --> 01:13:54.781 - We'll make that work. - It's just renovated. 01:13:54.865 --> 01:13:55.995 We'll make it work. 01:13:56.115 --> 01:13:58.495 - Great. - Cool. 01:13:58.615 --> 01:14:01.875 Good luck. Enjoy, everybody. 01:14:01.995 --> 01:14:03.875 - Thank you, yes. - See you soon. 01:14:03.995 --> 01:14:06.621 - Feel very good about all this. - Great, very positive. 01:14:06.705 --> 01:14:09.585 - Cool. - Angela... 01:14:09.715 --> 01:14:11.385 Oh, hello! 01:14:15.595 --> 01:14:17.135 Namaste. 01:14:18.385 --> 01:14:19.885 OK. 01:14:20.015 --> 01:14:21.555 OK. Hi. 01:14:22.355 --> 01:14:24.265 Uh, Joe. 01:14:25.935 --> 01:14:27.485 Oh. 01:14:27.605 --> 01:14:29.945 - Cheers. - Thank you. Great. 01:14:30.655 --> 01:14:31.855 OK... 01:14:44.875 --> 01:14:46.475 I meant to do the dishes 01:14:46.495 --> 01:14:48.415 before you guys arrived tonight. 01:14:48.545 --> 01:14:51.875 Just give me a second - I'm gonna wipe the countertops. 01:14:52.005 --> 01:14:54.255 I meant to do it before you guys... 01:14:54.385 --> 01:14:58.595 I mean... 01:14:58.725 --> 01:15:00.471 - I'll just do the dishwasher. - Oh, no. 01:15:00.555 --> 01:15:02.141 Really quick! I can do it... I'll be so fast! 01:15:02.225 --> 01:15:04.475 - You don't have to do that now. - No? 01:15:04.605 --> 01:15:06.975 Wait. I... One second! 01:15:10.315 --> 01:15:12.275 - Um... - Better, right? No? 01:15:40.215 --> 01:15:41.925 This is a stupid blouse. 01:15:51.145 --> 01:15:52.395 Oops. 01:15:57.115 --> 01:15:59.315 - Do you want help with that? - Nope. No, no. 01:15:59.905 --> 01:16:02.365 Just... one second! 01:16:03.155 --> 01:16:04.785 Fuck me! 01:16:22.265 --> 01:16:24.055 Oh! Uh... 01:16:30.015 --> 01:16:31.605 It is a good song. 01:16:41.905 --> 01:16:44.325 Hey! 01:16:44.455 --> 01:16:46.105 Oh! Sorry! Sorry! 01:17:12.355 --> 01:17:13.901 Do you actually look in the mirror 01:17:13.985 --> 01:17:15.525 and not know how sexy you are? 01:17:15.645 --> 01:17:18.355 Oh, blah! No! 01:17:18.485 --> 01:17:20.235 - Angela! - No. No. 01:17:20.365 --> 01:17:22.701 You can't be that out of touch with yourself, are you? 01:17:22.785 --> 01:17:25.575 Oh, God. No. I know. I'm a stupid fucking cunt. 01:17:25.705 --> 01:17:27.575 - I really... I... - Whoa, Angela. 01:17:27.705 --> 01:17:29.405 No, that's just my inner monologue. 01:17:29.415 --> 01:17:31.001 That's just the way I speak to myself. 01:17:31.085 --> 01:17:33.671 It's just the voice in my head. It's not... No... it's good. 01:17:33.755 --> 01:17:35.125 - Are you sure? - I'm good. 01:17:35.965 --> 01:17:37.425 Holy shit! 01:17:40.465 --> 01:17:42.555 Thank you so much for this. 01:17:42.675 --> 01:17:44.721 This is... This is... This is already amazing. 01:17:46.635 --> 01:17:48.765 Thank you for this. 01:17:54.435 --> 01:17:57.695 Jesus Christ, you're hot. 01:17:57.815 --> 01:18:02.195 Holy shit! 01:18:02.325 --> 01:18:04.615 - How do you wanna do it? - Oh! 01:18:04.985 --> 01:18:06.995 How do I... 01:18:07.115 --> 01:18:09.325 Um... 01:18:09.455 --> 01:18:13.205 I want the, um... thing with... 01:18:13.335 --> 01:18:16.625 Mm... Yeah, that menu would come in handy. 01:18:16.755 --> 01:18:20.835 I think the, um... thing, the one with... 01:18:20.965 --> 01:18:23.215 What you, you say... 01:18:23.345 --> 01:18:25.305 You say. 01:18:25.425 --> 01:18:28.015 You take this one. 01:18:32.225 --> 01:18:34.015 You want me to do the thing 01:18:34.145 --> 01:18:36.355 that makes Piña scream like that? 01:18:36.475 --> 01:18:40.025 Yes. Yeah. Yes. 01:19:21.695 --> 01:19:24.945 OK, take off your clothes. 01:19:25.065 --> 01:19:28.235 Slow, slow, slow! 01:19:41.915 --> 01:19:43.425 OK... 01:19:50.805 --> 01:19:52.975 Whoa, whoa, whoa... 01:19:53.095 --> 01:19:54.475 Argh! 01:19:54.595 --> 01:19:56.805 Oh, that's Joe's back. 01:19:56.935 --> 01:19:58.641 That's Joe's back. He's... He's fine. 01:19:58.725 --> 01:20:00.731 No, no, he's fine. He's fine. 01:20:00.815 --> 01:20:03.395 He's fine. He's fine. He's fine. He's OK. 01:20:03.525 --> 01:20:05.271 I think... I really think he's OK. I think he's... 01:20:05.355 --> 01:20:06.615 Yeah, he sounds fine. 01:20:09.155 --> 01:20:10.785 Help! Ayúdame! 01:20:13.455 --> 01:20:15.365 He fell. He hurt his back. 01:20:15.495 --> 01:20:18.375 - What happened? - He's hurt his back. 01:20:18.495 --> 01:20:20.835 - His back? - Yes, my back. 01:20:20.955 --> 01:20:23.085 Don't touch me. Go away. Get away from me. 01:20:23.215 --> 01:20:26.295 - Stop moving, Joe. Joe! - Let me be! Let me be! 01:20:26.425 --> 01:20:29.595 I just need my pillows. I have these pillows. 01:20:29.715 --> 01:20:32.765 - Joe, you gotta stop moving. - I gotta have my pillows. Fuck! 01:20:32.885 --> 01:20:35.471 Listen to me. Listen to me. Slow your breathing down. OK? 01:20:35.555 --> 01:20:37.601 - Slow your breathing down. - Don't touch me. Just go away. 01:20:37.685 --> 01:20:39.565 Go away. Don't do anything to me. 01:20:39.685 --> 01:20:42.275 Don't rolf me. Don't you dare rolf me! 01:20:42.395 --> 01:20:44.485 Don't do this! Don't do it, man. 01:20:44.605 --> 01:20:45.775 Please don't do this. 01:20:45.905 --> 01:20:47.191 Whatever you're gonna do, don't do it. 01:20:47.275 --> 01:20:48.691 Take a deep breath and try not to flinch. 01:20:48.775 --> 01:20:50.531 - Oh, God, don't do this. - Try not to flinch. 01:20:50.615 --> 01:20:52.821 - Please don't do it. Oh, God! - One, two, three! 01:20:52.905 --> 01:20:57.165 Argh! Fuck you! Argh! 01:20:57.285 --> 01:20:59.035 - Go away. - You're done! 01:20:59.165 --> 01:21:01.041 - It didn't help. - OK, it takes a second. 01:21:01.125 --> 01:21:02.871 - It didn't help at all. - It takes a second. 01:21:02.955 --> 01:21:04.711 - Fuck off! - I think I did it right. 01:21:04.795 --> 01:21:06.881 - Get me some ice. - I think I did it right. 01:21:06.965 --> 01:21:10.135 - Get me some ice. - This is so embarrassing. 01:21:10.255 --> 01:21:12.425 We are... We are so fucking embarrassing. 01:21:12.555 --> 01:21:14.641 I can't believe it. Of course it's your fucking back. 01:21:14.725 --> 01:21:17.765 Our entire life is about your fucking back. 01:21:17.895 --> 01:21:19.811 - Constant fucking complaining! - What are you talking about? 01:21:19.895 --> 01:21:21.935 Sorry my back is an inconvenience 01:21:22.065 --> 01:21:23.935 to you having a fucking orgy. 01:21:24.065 --> 01:21:25.441 It actually is, if you want to know, 01:21:25.525 --> 01:21:27.231 and I'm not allowed to complain about it. 01:21:27.315 --> 01:21:29.071 I'm not allowed to say a fucking thing about it ever. 01:21:29.155 --> 01:21:31.941 Well, you're talking about it right now. So, congratulations. 01:21:32.025 --> 01:21:33.115 - Oh, no! - Is it bad? 01:21:33.235 --> 01:21:35.655 Yes, it's bad! Look at me! 01:21:35.785 --> 01:21:38.745 Do you know your back pain is not about your back? 01:21:38.865 --> 01:21:41.165 I think it actually is very much about my back! 01:21:41.245 --> 01:21:42.585 That's not gonna work. 01:21:42.705 --> 01:21:44.871 No massage, no pillow - none of those things work. 01:21:44.955 --> 01:21:46.915 L4, L5, fucking classic. 01:21:47.045 --> 01:21:49.925 Your back pain is about everything that you don't say. 01:21:50.045 --> 01:21:53.505 You know? It's your rage, it's your anger speaking. 01:21:53.635 --> 01:21:55.721 Hey, what are you talking about? Why are you doing this? 01:21:55.805 --> 01:21:59.185 We were dancing to Sade thirty seconds ago. 01:21:59.305 --> 01:22:01.061 It didn't hurt you in there when we were dancing, right? 01:22:01.145 --> 01:22:03.185 We were having a nice time. I was loose. 01:22:03.315 --> 01:22:05.525 What the fuck are you smiling at, Hawk? 01:22:05.645 --> 01:22:07.355 I, I, I... I feel you, man. 01:22:07.485 --> 01:22:09.481 "You feel me"? Don't try to connect to me, Hawk. 01:22:09.565 --> 01:22:12.025 Do not try to connect with me. I don't want it. 01:22:12.155 --> 01:22:14.111 - I've been where you are, Joe. - What the fuck? 01:22:14.195 --> 01:22:16.111 So, you've been on your floor in your underpants, 01:22:16.195 --> 01:22:17.705 ice on your back? 01:22:17.825 --> 01:22:21.535 Yeah, I've been on the floor angry and in pain and all of it. 01:22:21.665 --> 01:22:23.165 - Trust me. - Oh, my God! 01:22:23.285 --> 01:22:25.245 I don't fucking want you to try 01:22:25.375 --> 01:22:27.585 to in any way emotionally relate to me, 01:22:27.715 --> 01:22:28.965 you fucking pervert. 01:22:29.085 --> 01:22:31.675 - We're nothing alike. - How do you know? 01:22:31.795 --> 01:22:34.215 Also, your name isn't Hawk! 01:22:34.345 --> 01:22:35.845 No one's name is Hawk. 01:22:35.965 --> 01:22:37.975 You go on and on about radical honesty. 01:22:38.095 --> 01:22:40.095 Your whole name's a fucking lie, man. 01:22:40.225 --> 01:22:41.435 What is your name? 01:22:41.555 --> 01:22:43.505 What's your actual name? Tell me your... 01:22:43.515 --> 01:22:45.115 What is on your driver's license? 01:22:46.065 --> 01:22:48.935 Howard Wilson Kelly. 01:22:50.645 --> 01:22:52.405 Howard. 01:22:53.275 --> 01:22:54.865 He's Howard. 01:22:55.655 --> 01:22:58.445 Your name is Howard. 01:22:58.575 --> 01:23:02.705 This whole time, it hasn't been Hawk. 01:23:02.825 --> 01:23:05.245 It's been little Howie. 01:23:05.375 --> 01:23:07.125 Oh, my God. 01:23:07.245 --> 01:23:09.835 That changes everything. 01:23:09.965 --> 01:23:12.835 I didn't know we had a Howard in our midst. 01:23:12.965 --> 01:23:15.465 I would've been so much nicer to you. 01:23:15.595 --> 01:23:17.595 Where did Hawk come from, Howie? 01:23:17.715 --> 01:23:19.225 How'd you land on Hawk? 01:23:19.345 --> 01:23:22.095 It's just... It's the name I gave myself. 01:23:22.225 --> 01:23:24.435 A nickname you gave yourself. 01:23:24.555 --> 01:23:26.475 Literally the lamest words 01:23:26.605 --> 01:23:28.351 that could have come out of your mouth. 01:23:28.435 --> 01:23:29.605 Oh, my God. 01:23:29.985 --> 01:23:31.981 What, were you biking across the ply at Burning Man? 01:23:32.065 --> 01:23:34.365 You saw a fucking bird fly by or something? 01:23:34.485 --> 01:23:39.075 No, it's something I did after my wife died. 01:23:42.955 --> 01:23:45.415 You asked. 01:23:45.535 --> 01:23:48.205 Well, you should lead with that next time, I guess. 01:23:48.835 --> 01:23:50.335 She got cancer. 01:23:50.455 --> 01:23:52.505 You don't have to answer his question. 01:23:52.625 --> 01:23:54.215 You don't have to say anything. 01:23:54.335 --> 01:23:56.715 It's a fair question, you know. 01:23:56.845 --> 01:23:58.805 How does Howard get to Hawk? 01:23:58.925 --> 01:24:00.675 So... 01:24:00.805 --> 01:24:02.765 For Joe... 01:24:02.885 --> 01:24:04.345 Um... 01:24:05.145 --> 01:24:07.185 After she died, I... 01:24:07.305 --> 01:24:08.725 I was doing some things 01:24:08.855 --> 01:24:10.955 that were pretty suicidally stupid at work, 01:24:11.025 --> 01:24:14.195 and I was gonna get someone else killed along with me. 01:24:14.315 --> 01:24:17.315 And do you know how people say 01:24:17.445 --> 01:24:19.575 your life flashes before your eyes? 01:24:19.695 --> 01:24:20.825 I... I... 01:24:20.945 --> 01:24:22.905 That happened to me, but not my life - 01:24:23.035 --> 01:24:25.705 it was our life together. 01:24:25.825 --> 01:24:31.045 It went by me in this high-speed film. 01:24:31.165 --> 01:24:36.215 And I kept seeing this woman, 01:24:36.335 --> 01:24:40.425 this, like, very gentle, very shy, sweet girl 01:24:40.555 --> 01:24:42.015 who, like... 01:24:42.135 --> 01:24:44.595 She thought I hung the moon. 01:24:46.225 --> 01:24:49.725 And in the film, she... 01:24:49.855 --> 01:24:52.475 Over and over again, she tried to... 01:24:54.195 --> 01:24:56.605 open up about her fantasy life to me, 01:24:56.735 --> 01:24:59.405 to, you know, share 01:24:59.525 --> 01:25:04.575 this kind of sensual, adventurous side of herself, 01:25:04.705 --> 01:25:08.245 so that I would enter into it with her, and... 01:25:08.375 --> 01:25:12.955 I didn't just, you know, resist it. 01:25:13.085 --> 01:25:16.835 I got really tight and judgmental and insecure. 01:25:16.965 --> 01:25:19.345 And I... 01:25:19.465 --> 01:25:23.635 And I made her feel so bad about it 01:25:23.765 --> 01:25:26.135 that somewhere in that movie, she just stops... 01:25:27.305 --> 01:25:29.605 trying to connect with me at all. 01:25:31.515 --> 01:25:34.775 I suppressed her, you know? I... 01:25:36.775 --> 01:25:43.575 I shut down her attempt to, like, live more boldly. 01:25:45.535 --> 01:25:51.665 Somehow, the universe puts me on this one's couch, and... 01:25:51.785 --> 01:25:54.955 she told me, you know, you got two choices. 01:25:55.085 --> 01:25:56.965 Go set yourself on fire for real, 01:25:57.085 --> 01:26:03.965 or change who you are and make yourself available. 01:26:05.135 --> 01:26:06.885 So, uh... 01:26:07.015 --> 01:26:10.145 I decided I really better change my name 01:26:10.265 --> 01:26:11.765 if I was gonna change my life. 01:26:11.855 --> 01:26:13.645 And so I did. 01:26:16.605 --> 01:26:19.655 Well... I'm sorry your wife passed away, 01:26:19.775 --> 01:26:22.735 and I'm glad you found a woman who would peg you 01:26:22.865 --> 01:26:26.035 after you didn't let your wife peg you. 01:26:26.155 --> 01:26:27.195 Oh, my God! 01:26:27.325 --> 01:26:28.781 What do you want from me? I'm sorry. 01:26:28.865 --> 01:26:30.621 That's the moral of that story as far as I'm concerned. 01:26:30.705 --> 01:26:31.915 Oh, my God! 01:26:32.035 --> 01:26:34.545 My boyfriend shares 01:26:34.665 --> 01:26:38.505 that very difficult and painful story with you, 01:26:38.625 --> 01:26:40.255 and you're making fun of him? 01:26:40.375 --> 01:26:43.255 I'm living a difficult and painful story right now, 01:26:43.385 --> 01:26:44.635 in real life! 01:26:44.755 --> 01:26:46.555 I really didn't expect this from you. 01:26:46.595 --> 01:26:48.175 This is fucking disappointing. 01:26:48.305 --> 01:26:50.471 - OK. I'm sorry. - No, no, no, no, no. Really! 01:26:50.555 --> 01:26:53.855 Shut up! Stop! Stop being unrespectful to my boyfriend. 01:26:53.975 --> 01:26:55.855 Disrespectful. Don't be disrespectful. 01:26:55.975 --> 01:26:57.395 She's saying... 01:26:58.185 --> 01:27:00.195 She's saying what? 01:27:00.315 --> 01:27:01.691 No, no. I... I was just clarifying. 01:27:01.775 --> 01:27:03.151 I think they caught what I was saying. 01:27:03.235 --> 01:27:04.691 Oh, are you going to interrupt? 01:27:04.775 --> 01:27:06.905 - Sorry. - Correct my English right now? 01:27:07.035 --> 01:27:08.781 No, mi amor, I was trying to clarify for him... 01:27:08.865 --> 01:27:11.165 No! You're always interrupting me, 01:27:11.285 --> 01:27:12.495 always correcting me! 01:27:13.665 --> 01:27:15.415 Do you know how bad your Spanish is? 01:27:15.535 --> 01:27:16.831 And I never tell you, right? 01:27:16.915 --> 01:27:18.375 What do I do? I help you. 01:27:18.505 --> 01:27:20.881 I've been telling you all night, this is not gonna work. 01:27:20.965 --> 01:27:22.341 It's not the night. They're not ready. 01:27:22.425 --> 01:27:23.755 Look at this fucking mess. 01:27:23.885 --> 01:27:25.295 And you keep pushing. 01:27:25.425 --> 01:27:27.301 You keep pushing because you're always pushing. 01:27:27.385 --> 01:27:29.725 And you know why? Because you don't listen. 01:27:29.845 --> 01:27:32.185 - Just fucking listen. - OK. OK. 01:27:32.305 --> 01:27:33.395 Piña... 01:27:33.515 --> 01:27:34.605 Piña! 01:27:34.725 --> 01:27:36.575 No, I don't wanna talk to you. Just... 01:27:36.645 --> 01:27:38.475 - Piña! - Shut the fuck up for once. 01:27:38.605 --> 01:27:39.855 - I... - Shut the fuck up! 01:27:39.855 --> 01:27:42.021 Really! Really! For once, just shut the fuck up. 01:27:42.105 --> 01:27:43.821 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Shut the fuck up. 01:27:43.905 --> 01:27:45.651 - Shut the fuck up. - I shouldn't have said that. 01:27:45.735 --> 01:27:47.611 - Just shut the fuck up. - It was terrible timing. 01:27:47.695 --> 01:27:50.865 And... you are right. 01:27:50.995 --> 01:27:53.535 This is the last time that will ever happen. 01:27:53.665 --> 01:27:55.615 I totally understand what you're saying. 01:27:55.625 --> 01:27:56.745 You said that before. 01:27:56.875 --> 01:27:58.411 No, I never have. I will never do it again. 01:27:58.495 --> 01:28:00.375 Fucking embarrassing. 01:28:01.625 --> 01:28:04.505 And I'm sorry for yelling at you. 01:28:04.635 --> 01:28:07.051 And I'm... I'm sorry if this was too much. I'm sorry. 01:28:07.135 --> 01:28:08.385 No, no. It... It... 01:28:08.505 --> 01:28:10.265 - Don't be sorry. - I'm sorry, Joe. 01:28:10.385 --> 01:28:12.425 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It was a joke. 01:28:12.555 --> 01:28:14.555 Don't apologize. Don't anybody apologize. 01:28:14.595 --> 01:28:15.725 We're so sorry. 01:28:15.845 --> 01:28:17.395 I'm sorry I... yelled at you. 01:28:17.515 --> 01:28:19.811 - I'm sorry I yelled at you. - You don't have to be sorry. 01:28:19.895 --> 01:28:22.151 - It was horrible what you said. - You don't have to be sorry. 01:28:22.235 --> 01:28:23.945 Guys... We are sorry. 01:28:24.065 --> 01:28:26.275 - "We"? - OK? We're a fucking disaster. 01:28:26.405 --> 01:28:28.655 We couldn't even pull off an orgy. 01:28:28.775 --> 01:28:32.445 OK? We are dead inside. So, I apologize for that. 01:28:32.575 --> 01:28:35.525 Oh, no, don't worry about that. You are definitely not dead. 01:28:35.535 --> 01:28:37.535 You wanted to fuck the two of us. 01:28:37.665 --> 01:28:39.795 It just wasn't the right night. 01:28:39.915 --> 01:28:41.415 But what I don't understand is 01:28:41.505 --> 01:28:43.755 how you can even have sex with each other, 01:28:43.875 --> 01:28:46.585 'cause you are so mean to each other. 01:28:52.465 --> 01:28:56.185 Because you... you do have sex with each other, right? 01:29:01.065 --> 01:29:03.395 When was the last time you two had sex? 01:29:05.445 --> 01:29:06.905 A year ago. 01:29:09.365 --> 01:29:11.285 Oh, sorry. I thought you said a year. 01:29:12.735 --> 01:29:14.955 You did say a year? A year? 01:29:15.075 --> 01:29:17.285 A year ago? 01:29:17.415 --> 01:29:21.625 Oh, my God! No wonder why you are so awkward... 01:29:22.545 --> 01:29:25.545 and horny and weird. 01:29:25.665 --> 01:29:28.295 Do you know why you don't have sex? 01:29:28.425 --> 01:29:30.171 - Because she won't fuck me. - Well, because of him. 01:29:30.255 --> 01:29:31.261 It's your fault. 01:29:31.345 --> 01:29:32.595 - What? - It's your fault. 01:29:32.675 --> 01:29:34.341 - It's not my fault. - Of course it's your fault! 01:29:34.425 --> 01:29:36.181 We don't have sex 'cause she won't have sex with me. 01:29:36.265 --> 01:29:37.971 - That's why! - "Won't have sex with you"? 01:29:38.055 --> 01:29:39.265 You don't try! 01:29:39.395 --> 01:29:40.971 I stopped trying because how many times can I try 01:29:41.055 --> 01:29:42.351 before I'm just torturing myself? 01:29:42.435 --> 01:29:43.771 - Oh, uh... - It's humiliating. 01:29:43.855 --> 01:29:45.235 I'm being humiliated. 01:29:45.355 --> 01:29:47.311 Am I not worth just a little bit more effort than that? 01:29:47.395 --> 01:29:49.191 Could you maybe be trying a little bit harder? 01:29:49.275 --> 01:29:51.361 How much effort do I need to put into having sex 01:29:51.445 --> 01:29:54.535 with a woman who's supposed to want to have sex with me? 01:29:54.655 --> 01:29:56.825 Why should that take so much effort? 01:29:56.955 --> 01:29:59.455 You're supposed to be attracted to me. 01:29:59.575 --> 01:30:01.371 You're my wife! What are talking about? 01:30:01.455 --> 01:30:04.245 You know what? You don't want to do anything, OK? 01:30:04.375 --> 01:30:06.215 So, that's where I'm starting. OK? 01:30:06.335 --> 01:30:07.795 It's not very attractive 01:30:07.925 --> 01:30:09.841 to be with someone who's just fucking miserable. 01:30:09.925 --> 01:30:11.511 So, because you're miserable, then I'm miserable. 01:30:11.595 --> 01:30:12.925 You're miserable, too. 01:30:13.055 --> 01:30:14.381 So, congratulations. I guess we're both miserable. 01:30:14.465 --> 01:30:15.635 We're even, OK? 01:30:15.765 --> 01:30:17.365 You've nothing to be upset about. 01:30:17.425 --> 01:30:20.435 Angela, would you fuck yourself? 01:30:20.935 --> 01:30:22.305 What? 01:30:22.435 --> 01:30:24.395 Would you have sex with yourself? 01:30:27.435 --> 01:30:30.195 Hmm! Would you... fuck yourself? 01:30:30.315 --> 01:30:32.565 All I do is fuck myself. 01:30:32.695 --> 01:30:36.495 I'm the only person who fucks me currently. So, yes. 01:30:39.615 --> 01:30:43.875 Do you even remember a time when you were not miserable? 01:30:43.995 --> 01:30:45.835 What's the difference? 01:30:46.875 --> 01:30:48.665 Yeah, I do. 01:30:52.885 --> 01:30:56.005 How did you two meet? 01:30:56.135 --> 01:30:58.135 Who cares? 01:30:58.265 --> 01:31:00.725 Who cares at this point? 01:31:00.845 --> 01:31:03.185 - I'll tell you. - Great. 01:31:03.305 --> 01:31:04.855 Um... 01:31:07.565 --> 01:31:12.695 I was on a very bad date... 01:31:12.815 --> 01:31:17.905 at this dive bar where Joe was playing with his band, 01:31:18.035 --> 01:31:23.325 and he was flirting with me the entire show from the stage, 01:31:23.455 --> 01:31:24.495 making me laugh. 01:31:25.995 --> 01:31:28.255 And so I made my date drop me off, 01:31:28.375 --> 01:31:29.965 and I sprinted back to the bar, 01:31:30.085 --> 01:31:31.671 so I could see if I could catch Joe, 01:31:31.755 --> 01:31:33.295 and I... I did. 01:31:33.425 --> 01:31:35.385 But I don't think you ever realized 01:31:35.505 --> 01:31:39.515 that I ran eleven blocks that night. 01:31:39.635 --> 01:31:41.345 Did you know that? 01:31:42.805 --> 01:31:44.725 - I didn't know that. - Yeah. 01:31:44.855 --> 01:31:48.525 I thought you were just a bizarrely sweaty person. 01:31:48.645 --> 01:31:52.645 Maybe you had eaten some bad shrimp or something. 01:31:58.115 --> 01:32:00.745 And we had sex all the time. We had... 01:32:00.865 --> 01:32:03.765 We actually had great sex. It was great. It was really fun. 01:32:04.325 --> 01:32:06.495 We were best friends. 01:32:08.625 --> 01:32:10.835 That is true. 01:32:12.415 --> 01:32:15.295 And then you just decided to be miserable. 01:32:17.925 --> 01:32:19.845 Are you kidding me right now? 01:32:20.765 --> 01:32:22.925 Are you fucking for real? 01:32:23.055 --> 01:32:25.595 I "decided to become miserable"? 01:32:27.685 --> 01:32:32.185 Do you actually not understand how I feel... at all? 01:32:32.315 --> 01:32:34.025 You don't get it? 01:32:35.855 --> 01:32:37.315 I'm a failure, Angela. 01:32:37.445 --> 01:32:41.995 I live in my parents' apartment... 01:32:42.115 --> 01:32:45.955 which is humiliating. I teach at a bad school. 01:32:46.075 --> 01:32:47.831 Teach a bunch of kids to play the oboe 01:32:47.915 --> 01:32:49.915 who don't give a fuck about it at all. 01:32:50.045 --> 01:32:53.215 And nothing is gonna change anytime soon. 01:32:53.335 --> 01:32:56.125 So, this is my life. So, I'm miserable. Yes. 01:32:56.255 --> 01:32:57.671 Why can't you just let me be miserable? 01:32:57.755 --> 01:33:01.215 Why can't you just accept that I am not happy 01:33:01.345 --> 01:33:03.345 and just let me be not happy? 01:33:04.885 --> 01:33:08.975 I'm sorry that your band didn't work out, Joe. 01:33:09.105 --> 01:33:10.225 I'm really sorry. 01:33:10.355 --> 01:33:12.975 You still teach music every single day. 01:33:13.105 --> 01:33:15.025 You get to live in a beautiful home. 01:33:15.145 --> 01:33:18.315 You have a kid who fucking worships you. 01:33:18.445 --> 01:33:22.035 You have a life that I think many people would kill for, 01:33:22.155 --> 01:33:24.205 but you've just decided to make the choice 01:33:24.245 --> 01:33:26.945 to not get over your bullshit and to just be miserable. 01:33:27.035 --> 01:33:30.285 You won't even fucking touch the piano that you used to love, 01:33:30.415 --> 01:33:32.081 and we all have to tiptoe around you. 01:33:32.165 --> 01:33:34.205 You're just like a sad, wounded puppy. 01:33:34.335 --> 01:33:37.215 - You guys want some Rooibos? - Oh, fuck off, Hawk! 01:33:37.335 --> 01:33:39.925 - Fuck off! - Sorry. Sorry. 01:33:40.045 --> 01:33:42.305 I am the one who gave everything up. 01:33:42.425 --> 01:33:43.975 You did that. There's one reason 01:33:44.055 --> 01:33:45.841 that you're not doing what you are not doing, 01:33:45.925 --> 01:33:48.645 and that is because you are not doing it. You quit. 01:33:48.765 --> 01:33:50.105 You gave up. 01:33:50.225 --> 01:33:52.065 Can I ask you a question? For real? 01:33:52.185 --> 01:33:53.645 What do you do all day? 01:33:53.775 --> 01:33:55.775 Maggie goes to school. I go to work. 01:33:55.895 --> 01:33:59.655 You go fucking insane in this apartment. 01:33:59.775 --> 01:34:01.231 I don't know what the fuck you're doing. 01:34:01.315 --> 01:34:04.405 You're buying fucking lamps and pillows and shit. 01:34:04.535 --> 01:34:06.325 And then you try 01:34:06.455 --> 01:34:09.495 to just fucking control every aspect of my life 01:34:09.615 --> 01:34:12.251 when I get home at the end of every fucking day. It's... 01:34:12.335 --> 01:34:13.875 What are you doing here? 01:34:13.995 --> 01:34:15.831 - Fuck you, Joe! - What are you fucking doing? 01:34:15.915 --> 01:34:17.835 - Fuck me? Yeah. Fuck me. - Yeah. 01:34:17.965 --> 01:34:20.165 Fuck you! And I am not trying to control you. 01:34:20.215 --> 01:34:22.671 - I am not controlling. No! - You don't let me do anything. 01:34:22.755 --> 01:34:24.301 You don't let me get a fucking cat. 01:34:24.385 --> 01:34:25.931 - I don't like cats. - There you go. 01:34:26.015 --> 01:34:28.065 - They're fucking mean! - Congratulations. 01:34:28.095 --> 01:34:29.765 I wanted one fucking thing. 01:34:29.895 --> 01:34:32.055 Do you see how you talk to each other? 01:34:32.185 --> 01:34:36.485 Do you see how you keep blaming each other for your unhappiness? 01:34:41.815 --> 01:34:43.735 You made these choices. 01:34:43.865 --> 01:34:45.905 They're your choices. 01:34:47.945 --> 01:34:49.865 So much resentment. 01:34:50.615 --> 01:34:52.875 So much. 01:34:52.995 --> 01:34:54.795 Why are you in this marriage? 01:34:54.915 --> 01:34:56.165 We have a daughter. 01:34:56.295 --> 01:34:57.915 - Maggie. - Great. 01:34:58.045 --> 01:35:03.135 That's gonna be really, really great for her, um... 01:35:03.255 --> 01:35:05.171 'Cause you think she doesn't notice, right? 01:35:05.255 --> 01:35:07.345 She doesn't feel this. 01:35:08.845 --> 01:35:10.975 You prefer that she grows up 01:35:11.095 --> 01:35:16.105 marinating in this horrible anxiety every day. 01:35:16.225 --> 01:35:18.985 What's better - to have happy parents who are separate 01:35:19.105 --> 01:35:20.855 or to have very miserable parents 01:35:20.985 --> 01:35:22.905 that stay together for their children? 01:35:30.575 --> 01:35:33.995 I think we only get a few chances 01:35:34.125 --> 01:35:36.745 for meaningful relationships in life. 01:35:38.165 --> 01:35:41.335 Usually, we move to different people. 01:35:42.675 --> 01:35:45.885 Sometimes, we can have a new relationship 01:35:46.005 --> 01:35:47.965 with the same person. 01:35:50.555 --> 01:35:52.305 It's up to you. 01:35:54.435 --> 01:35:56.265 But I think this relationship... 01:35:57.515 --> 01:35:59.025 is over. 01:36:06.615 --> 01:36:08.235 Yeah. 01:36:14.415 --> 01:36:16.245 Yeah. 01:36:18.245 --> 01:36:20.335 But I'm not your therapist, so... 01:36:20.455 --> 01:36:22.505 I think I'm talking too much. 01:36:25.215 --> 01:36:26.925 Hawk? 01:36:31.975 --> 01:36:35.055 Gosh, you guys. I... 01:36:35.185 --> 01:36:38.135 We really just wanted to see the apartment, you know, and... 01:36:38.975 --> 01:36:40.525 maybe fuck a little. 01:36:42.855 --> 01:36:44.695 Sorry to let you down. 01:36:45.735 --> 01:36:47.565 Maybe next time. 01:36:47.695 --> 01:36:49.985 Can I have my casserole back, please? 01:36:50.115 --> 01:36:51.655 Yeah. Here, I'm gonna... 01:36:51.785 --> 01:36:53.865 Let me rinse it out for you. 01:37:36.865 --> 01:37:38.705 Did they leave? 01:37:47.375 --> 01:37:49.045 Weird. 01:37:54.925 --> 01:37:57.385 I'm gonna clean up tomorrow. 01:37:57.515 --> 01:37:59.095 OK. 01:38:05.485 --> 01:38:09.105 We have that place in Tahoe in August. 01:38:09.235 --> 01:38:11.485 Maggie loves it up there. I don't know what... 01:38:12.235 --> 01:38:13.945 to do about that. 01:38:15.945 --> 01:38:17.865 I guess we'll figure it out. 01:38:18.705 --> 01:38:20.205 Yeah. 01:38:22.585 --> 01:38:23.995 How's your back? 01:38:24.835 --> 01:38:26.295 It's better, actually. 01:38:28.165 --> 01:38:29.835 I'm glad. 01:38:34.555 --> 01:38:36.425 I'm so tired. 01:38:37.475 --> 01:38:38.885 Me too. 01:38:43.605 --> 01:38:45.355 I'm gonna go to bed. 01:38:47.645 --> 01:38:49.355 Um... 01:39:03.915 --> 01:39:06.415 Should I sleep in my office, I guess? 01:39:09.255 --> 01:39:10.925 OK. 01:44:59.225 --> 01:45:00.525 Shit!