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We don't ignore trash
lying on the street...

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...so why would we tolerate
a speck of dust in our eye?

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Shoot him!

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No... No... NOOO!

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-[GUNSHOT BOOMS]
-[SOUL-CRUSHING SCREAM]

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[REPORTER REPORTING IN MEXICAN]

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Following the mysterious disappearance
of Ramesh, the star reporter at...

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...'Hingadre Henge' newspaper,
a case that has stunned the nation...

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[REPORTER REPORTING IN JAPANESE]

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Shocking reports claim that
the 'Big Brothers' David and D’souza...

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butchered Ramesh in their warehouse.
The rumor is spreading like a wildfire!

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[REPORTER REPORTING IN ARABIC]

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The final verdict on this
bloody, high-profile scandal,

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is due to be delivered
the day after tomorrow in high court.

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The disappearance of Ramesh the journalist
from 'Hingadre Henge' newspaper which--
-'ಹಿಂಗಾದ್ರೆ ಹೆಂಗೆ' ಪತ್ರಿಕೆಯ ಪತ್ರಕರ್ತ ರಮೇಶ ನಾಪತ್ತೆ ಅದಕ್ಕೆ..

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We need to wait and see what
destiny holds for the Big Brothers.

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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

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[LKB]

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" [VOCALIZING] "

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[IN UNISON] I’m coming too!

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I myself will come.

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That idiot gambled and lost
a fortune on cashews in Africa...

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...then had the audacity to
borrow ten million from me!

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He told me to fly to India to collect it.
That was ten years ago!

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Umbrella is not allowed.

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Why?!

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Weapons not allowed.

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Is it clear?

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Come.

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-Is this a bloody weapon?!
Move aside.

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Follow me.

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I’ve forgotten my own mother tongue and
become more Kannadiga than the locals!

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Come.

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A new brother joins our
beloved Karnataka family!

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Namaskara, big man!

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What’s the matter?

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It’s got thorns,
dangerous stuff you know!

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He can't even light a matchstick!

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Bro... he wants to meet the "Bhai."

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Wait, so he's not the Big Boss?

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Then who on earth is the Bhai?

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The Bhai isn't some flower...

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...he’s a freaking forest fire!

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" Oh, dazed and confused in Karwar... "

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" Right next door to Honnavar! "

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" Oh, dazed and confused in Karwar... "
" Right next door to Honnavar! "

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" Come see the unique breed
living in Bengaluru "

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" Gold mines of Kolar "

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" The brave soil of Dharwad "

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" Gold mines of Kolar "
" The brave soil of Dharwad "

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" Watch the local boys play
high-stakes politics in Bellary "

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" Watch the local boys play
high-stakes politics in Bellary "

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" All dazed and confused... "
" Dazed and confused in Karwar! "

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[LAUGHS] What a voice! Pure gold!

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Consider 10,000 rupees of your debt
cleared just for that performance!

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But Boss! Someone else
stole your ten million!

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Why am I the one being
tortured and kidnapped?

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You’re the guarantor, buddy.
His debt is your debt.

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At 10k a song, how am I ever
supposed to pay back ten million?

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I'm a very patient man.

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Just show up. Sing a song.
And leave.

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I'm not exactly a jukebox, Boss.

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I’ll come back and
audition next week!

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[CHUCKLES] Boss!
Salutations, Boss!

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Wait... he's not the
Boss either?

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Then who is it, for god's sake?

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Are you the real Boss?

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Or is there a Final Boss
waiting behind that door?

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It’s me... the one, the only,
the masterpiece!

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- [GIGGLES]
- 'Pint' Padmaraj!

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My respect, Boss!
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

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- Why are you here?
- [Stuttering] Well... it’s... it's a long story...

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[UGLY SOBBING]

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Because of this guy,
my life is a total wreck.

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I owe everyone in town.
I’m scared to even show my face.

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I’m so broke, I can’t even afford the
poison to end my misery!

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Boss, the stress is
killing me.

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Land in Vijayanagara.

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Bungalow in Sadashiva nagar

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...the Jaynagar complex...

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All gone! Poof!

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And he is the sole reason
for my financial suicide.

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I want him to pay...
I want him to suffer!

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Cut the drama and
get to the point.

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How much does
he owe you?

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One million. And you?

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- Twenty!
- Million?

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No, rupees. Just twenty rupees!

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For twenty rupees, you spent
hundreds of thousands on hitmen?

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I’d spend millions...

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...to recover a single rupee, even if
I have to hunt him down in America.

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It’s the principle!
And you?

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I definitely wouldn't
be that stupid!

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Spending is out the season
with your empty pockets!

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You gave us the contract.
Now, where's the advance?

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[LAUGHS] Oops, I forgot!

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You don't just "forget" the money.
Use your head!

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Sorry, Boss. I thought this
was a "buy one, get one free" deal.

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- What the heck is this?
- Not enough for you?

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[CLEARS THROAT] 101 rupees!

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Look at this army...

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...all these cars
and henchmen...

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...you maintain all this and
you're tipping me 101 rupees?

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Give me at least
half a million!

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[LAUGHS LIKE A MANIAC]

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You actually think these
are my bodyguards?

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No... they’re just waiting
for my heart to stop.

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They own my soul...

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...and they’re just waiting
for me to pay them back.

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Actually, they're the ones
who kidnapped me today!

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Once my work is done,

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they’ll drag me back and
chain me up again.

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[LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY]

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Why isn’t he out yet?

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Did he bring us here
just to show off?

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Or are we just here
as his background props?

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[WHISPERING] Bro, target in sight.
Time to make our move?

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Let’s go, boys!

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[WHISPERING] Lift him!
Geez, he’s like a bag of cement!

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Easy... easy does it...

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Close the door! Shut it!

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[SIREN BLARING IN THE DISTANCE]

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Run! Cops are here.
-Come on, let's hide!

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Boss, the cops are gone.
Let’s get out of here.

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There’s a clown coming.
Wait till he passes.

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He’s harmless. Let’s finish
the business, Boss.

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When you're doing a job,
stay sharp and keep your cool.

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Finish it clean and
leave no fingerprints.

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He’s got in the car!

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Relax... just wait
and watch.

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- Please... please! Just drive! Go!
- Whoa... is this even your car?

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Does it look like I care?
Just get us moving!

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- Where to?
- Anywhere but here!

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- Floor it, now!
- Lady!

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Why should I go
anywhere with you?

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- I don't even know you!
- I’m begging you!

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I'll explain everything later,
but we have to move!

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If anyone spots us,
we’re in a world of hurt!

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"Us"? Why am I suddenly
the co-star in your disaster?

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If those gangsters catch us,
it’s game over!

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Did you say gangsters?

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Oh no! Boss, the car took off.

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Move it, boys! Follow them!

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Because of that idiot,
we lost the car.

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Hello.

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- So, where are you going?
– Where are YOU going?

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Anywhere is fine with me.

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I’m on my way to end my life.
Want to tag along?

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[SHOCKED] Are you for real?

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It’s always been on my bucket list
to watch someone commit suicide!

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So, what's the plan?
How are you doing it?

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Hanging? Drinking poison?

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Or are we going to the
train tracks? Is it a train?

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Please, let me watch!
This is so dramatic!

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Miss, do I look like a comedian to you?

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No, but I’m dead serious too!

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Great. I’ve picked up
a total psycho.

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Are you a lawyer?

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I am! How on earth
did you know?

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Is it because of the sticker?

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Sticker? Now who’s this guy?

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How did he guess
I was a lawyer?

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- [POINTS TO THE GLASS] Hello!
- Oh! The sticker. Right.

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Hmm... a criminal lawyer, then?

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Miss, I’m not a criminal!

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Then... civil lawyer?

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Yeah. Yeah,
civil lawyer. Exactly.

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Where are you heading?

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Why do you care?
Just get out of my car!

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Why are you so grumpy
about every little thing?

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A person should always have
a motivation with a clear goal.

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Otherwise, you’re just driving in circles.

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What have I done to deserve this?
Miss, you’re a non-stop talker!

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Fine. I’m going to Bengaluru.

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Oh! Why there?

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Am I allowed to ask?

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You just did, didn't you?

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Tell me even if you don't want to.

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It’s not like it'll empty your wallet.

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I'm going to a friend's wedding.

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Wait, you're going this Friday
to a wedding that happened LAST Friday?

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Miss, I couldn't make
it to the ceremony.

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Even if I’m late, I’m going to
Karwar to give them my blessings.

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Are you from the bride's side
or the groom's side?

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Ugh! I’m with the
wedding band, okay?!

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Miss, just tell me where
you want to go.

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I’ll drop you off and
get on with my life.

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Anywhere is fine. I can’t
really decide on a spot.

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What?! You don't even know
where you're going?

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Miss! Did you lost your marbles.

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Miss, at least tell me
where you're from.

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Alas! That’s another huge headache.

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I'll tell you some other time. [GRINS]

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"SOME OTHER TIME"?

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Exactly how long are you
planning to haunt me?

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That's it! I’m pulling over,
quietly get out.

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Ah! I’m not in the mood.
I’m taking a nap.

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She destroys my peace, then
falls asleep like an angel!

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What a nightmare.

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[UPBEAT VOCALIZING]

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[GASPS IN HORROR]

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Where the hell is my car!?

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Ugh! The keys are
gone too!

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Did I leave them in the ignition?
My good lord!

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[GASPS IN PANIC]

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I left the pen drive
in the car too!

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No pen drive! No car!

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If David and D’Souza find out
that the pen drive is missing.

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[SCREAMS IN RAGE]

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[Madhu] Oh, crap! Those
guys are already here.

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This petrol station?!
-Yes.

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This place is shady.

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The fuel is definitely diluted.
Let's find another one.

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Miss, if we run out of gas,
are YOU going to push?

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Bad fuel will wreck the engine!

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- Don't you care about your car?
- How much, sir?

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Fill it up, brother.

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Not a drop! Your petrol
is mostly kerosene.

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Are you selling fuel
or cooking oil here?

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Buddy, ignore her.
Keep going...

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You come to my station
and talk smack about my fuel?

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Take your business elsewhere!

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Why would you do that?

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[Madhu] <i>As long as we get
away from here, I don't care.</i>

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I need to use the lady's room.

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- Hey... HEY!
- I’ll be right back! Two seconds!

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- Miss?
- Just wait for two minutes!

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[INTENSE DRAMATIC MUSIC]

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[A SINGLE GUNSHOT BOOMS]

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- You... RUN!
- Huh? Wait, what?

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Run! Get in the car! Move!

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- What happened back there?
-Come on.

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-Blood! Blood!
- What?!

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-[MUSIC INTENSIFIES]
-Hands up!

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Get in the driver's seat.

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I said DRIVE, man!

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I'm driving! I'm driving!

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[GASPS]

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- Why did you stop the car?

00:16:09.381 --> 00:16:10.818 align:center
Sir! Please don’t kill us.

00:16:10.869 --> 00:16:12.154 align:center
Spare us! We’re just
regular poor folks, sir.

00:16:12.240 --> 00:16:15.068 align:center
Look... don’t stop until I say so.

00:16:15.447 --> 00:16:16.480 align:center
Just keep moving.

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- Stop, and I’ll blow your head off.
- [IN FEAR] Sir!

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[GASPS]

00:16:19.202 --> 00:16:21.022 align:center
Then push the seat
back and go to sleep.

00:16:21.138 --> 00:16:22.302 align:center
We’ll park once you wake up.

00:16:22.326 --> 00:16:22.617 align:center
Nonsense

00:16:23.662 --> 00:16:25.800 align:center
I didn't mean when I wake up,

00:16:25.930 --> 00:16:27.326 align:center
I mean only when I say so!

00:16:27.565 --> 00:16:29.483 align:center
- Hit the throttle.
- But sir...

00:16:29.821 --> 00:16:31.161 align:center
We still have no clue
who you are, do we?

00:16:34.569 --> 00:16:37.654 align:center
[HIGH ENERGETIC SCORE]

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Seriously... who are you, sir?

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Bhai!

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Munna Bhai!

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Drive.

00:16:54.115 --> 00:16:54.900 align:center
What’s that clicking sound?

00:16:55.081 --> 00:16:56.524 align:center
Sir, we are out of gas.

00:16:57.552 --> 00:16:59.552 align:center
Couldn’t you have filled
it up during your joyride?

00:16:59.584 --> 00:17:02.334 align:center
I was about to, sir.
But you hitched a ride, sir!

00:17:03.405 --> 00:17:05.662 align:center
Make a pit stop at the next petrol station.
-Ok sir.

00:17:05.772 --> 00:17:06.608 align:center
- Now move it!
- Sir!

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- Or I'll shoot!
- I’m going! I’m going!

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- Names?
– Hubli.

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I said NAMES, not places!

00:17:21.460 --> 00:17:22.608 align:center
What are you called?

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- I’m Madhu, sir.
- Huh.

00:17:24.492 --> 00:17:25.558 align:center
And I'm Satya, sir.

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- Where are you guys heading?
- Bengaluru, sir.

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- Why?
- To attend a wedding feast.

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Isn't the wedding long over?
Why go now?

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We missed the wedding, so we’re
going for the 'After-party' feast.

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Are you from the bride's
side or the groom's?

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- We're actually with the wedding band, sir.
- Yeah! The band. We play the trumpets.

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- Take a left.
– Yes, sir.

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Wait... no, take a right.

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Sir, if you just tell us your drop-off
point, we’ll leave you there...

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...and get on with our business.

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From now on, you should
walk on the path I show.

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You want us to
walk leaving the car?!

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I can’t keep walking on the
pavement for this long.

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I meant to drive
on the path I show.

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Why are you talking like a philosopher?

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Starting now, every word I say to you
will have a many meaning.

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You’ll understand when the time is right.

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- Got it?
- What’s that supposed to mean?

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It means... if you understand,
then THAT is the right time.

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Am I right, sir?

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- Are you a lawyer?
- Yes, sir! Top of my class!

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How did you know?

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I know everything that matters.

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Criminal or civil law?

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I’m asking you a question! Answer me!

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Wait, I thought you knew
everything, sir?

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Listen... no one is a born criminal.

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It’s just bad timing and worse luck
that turns them into one.

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Are you quoting dialogue
from the movie ‘Om’ now?

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Just zip it and drive.

00:18:43.535 --> 00:18:44.722 align:center
Just surrender, sir!

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We’ll handle the bail papers and
get you out in a heartbeat.

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– He’ll fight your case in court...
– Totally, sir!

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"Surrender" is a word I
deleted from my vocabulary.

00:18:49.060 --> 00:18:50.199 align:center
...and he’ll get your
sentence chopped in half.

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Surrender!

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Then just get arrested, sir.

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A BHAI who popped
in like a thunder,

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and brewed a sensation
in the underworld...

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MUNNA BHAI.

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Surrender? Not in this lifetime!

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But sir, we’re only saying
this for your own safety.

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- Try to see reason, sir.
- Yes, sir. Please...

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- Just understand our point.
- Don't try to lecture me on morality.

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- Just drive the car.
- Ok, sir.

00:19:17.442 --> 00:19:19.342 align:center
Calm down. We’ll hunt
down your car.

00:19:19.599 --> 00:19:22.689 align:center
There were massive legal
documents in that car.

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How can I be calm?

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What was so important in there?

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The duo: Ramesh and Suresh.

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Ramesh was the brave reporter,

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Investigating David and D’Souza’s
illegal criminal empire.

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He worked his tail off to collect
evidence to burn them in court.

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But once the Big Brothers
got a whiff of it,

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they wiped out every piece
of evidence he had.

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No! No!

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Then the other reporter, Suresh,

00:19:51.086 --> 00:19:53.336 align:center
recorded the Big Brothers
murdering Ramesh.

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He recorded a video sir,
he did record!

00:19:57.194 --> 00:20:00.234 align:center
He blackmailed them with that video,

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grabbed 200 million rupees,

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That day he vanished,

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Now in which island that he dwells,
that no one knows, sir.

00:20:08.269 --> 00:20:10.852 align:center
The footage of the brothers
executing Ramesh,

00:20:10.877 --> 00:20:12.541 align:center
was on the pen drive that
Suresh gave me, sir!

00:20:12.598 --> 00:20:13.569 align:center
It was in the pendrive.

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If it had, does that mean now it doesn't?

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It still have it, sir.

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- Where?
- On the pen drive.

00:20:19.198 --> 00:20:21.080 align:center
- And where is this pen drive?
- In the car.

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And where is the car?

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That car is exactly
what I’m looking for!

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- What color is the car?
- Didn’t I tell you?! It’s yellow!

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BRIGHT YELLOW!
[SEETHING WITH FURY]

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[MURMURING] He’s driving me
absolutely nuts.

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That lowlife!
He stole my car!

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How are you two related?

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– Well, sir...
– We’re soulmates, sir!

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– We are?
– Yes! Deeply in love.

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Are we? No, sir!
We are... I mean, YES!

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" [MELODIC VOCALIZING] "

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Look at him trying to "rizz" her
up just by using the rearview mirror.

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If I don't speak up, they’ll be having
babies through that mirror!

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[VOCALIZING STOPS INSTANTLY]

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You might control my car
and me with that weapon.

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But my love, my emotion, my affections...

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will never bow down to you!

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Why? Because under IPC 143,

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that is a major offense!

00:21:47.140 --> 00:21:50.757 align:center
we’ll all survive if you just
keep your eyes on the asphalt.

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If you keep staring at her,
we’re all going to crash and die.

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I’ll respect that, sir.
But on one condition.

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And what’s that?

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Whenever I feel the urge to see her...

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I’m putting the mirror back!

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Do anything and go to hell!

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" [MELODIC VOCALIZING RESUMES] "

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" Softly, softly… it begins. "

00:22:33.759 --> 00:22:45.118 align:center
" A glance moves, stirring
the heart in rhythm. "

00:22:45.251 --> 00:22:49.594 align:center
" Who are you? A star? "

00:22:49.781 --> 00:22:54.236 align:center
" None can match you none your equal. "

00:22:54.421 --> 00:23:03.618 align:center
" The thrill felt like a kiss
from a magical cloud "

00:23:03.766 --> 00:23:12.212 align:center
" Amidst the ocean's waves, in every
droplet, I am the one who penned your name. "

00:23:15.160 --> 00:23:22.058 align:center
" Softly, softly… it begins. "

00:23:22.191 --> 00:23:25.677 align:center
" A glance moves "

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" [VOCALIZING] "

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" In your eyes’ ocean, I long to drown. "

00:23:52.048 --> 00:23:56.260 align:center
" Hold my hand, draw me near. "

00:23:56.678 --> 00:24:01.054 align:center
" As long as breath
remains, stay with me. "

00:24:01.307 --> 00:24:05.260 align:center
" If dreams turn real,
that is enough, my love. "

00:24:05.311 --> 00:24:13.653 align:center
" An eternal essence of love "

00:24:14.490 --> 00:24:22.653 align:center
" Come I'll serve now "

00:24:24.352 --> 00:24:28.803 align:center
" Silence itself becomes love’s gift. "

00:24:28.983 --> 00:24:33.510 align:center
" A melody of mind… worship of heart. "

00:24:33.633 --> 00:24:37.925 align:center
" Who are you? A star? "

00:24:38.216 --> 00:24:42.671 align:center
" None can match you none your equal. "

00:24:42.831 --> 00:24:51.972 align:center
" The thrill felt like a kiss
from a magical cloud "

00:24:52.089 --> 00:25:00.636 align:center
" Amidst the ocean's waves, in every
droplet, I am the one who penned your name. "

00:25:03.587 --> 00:25:10.521 align:center
" Softly, softly… it begins. "

00:25:10.649 --> 00:25:22.179 align:center
" A glance moves, stirring
the heart in rhythm. "

00:25:34.272 --> 00:25:35.899 align:center
So, tell me, how did you
two actually fall in love?

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The year was 837 BC!

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The mighty Magadh Empire!

00:25:41.242 --> 00:25:43.432 align:center
[EPIC MUSIC PLAYING]

00:25:44.486 --> 00:25:45.043 align:center
Hey!

00:25:45.407 --> 00:25:47.937 align:center
I asked for a love story, why are
you spinning some ancient saga.

00:25:47.985 --> 00:25:49.782 align:center
My brother, this love story is an epic of historical proportions.

00:25:51.975 --> 00:25:54.032 align:center
King Magadh Nayaka of Magadh empire,

00:25:54.562 --> 00:25:57.399 align:center
His one and only daughter
was the Princess Mitravindha.

00:25:57.670 --> 00:25:59.429 align:center
And that is her. The Princess.

00:26:00.446 --> 00:26:01.891 align:center
The legendary Commander-in-Chief

00:26:02.704 --> 00:26:03.509 align:center
was Bhairava.

00:26:03.719 --> 00:26:05.462 align:center
I was him... and he was me.

00:26:06.012 --> 00:26:08.692 align:center
Dazzled by my heroism, my
bravery, and my rugged style...

00:26:08.868 --> 00:26:11.032 align:center
My perfect features, even
the scent of my royal musk.

00:26:11.310 --> 00:26:13.898 align:center
Princess Mitravindha fell
hopelessly in love with me.

00:26:14.280 --> 00:26:16.423 align:center
And seeing her grace,
her spirit, the whole of her,

00:26:16.688 --> 00:26:19.104 align:center
I too fell deeply in love with her.

00:26:19.402 --> 00:26:22.298 align:center
That was the beginning of
our simple little love story.

00:26:24.764 --> 00:26:25.430 align:center
One day,

00:26:25.783 --> 00:26:27.922 align:center
a muslim warlord named Sher Khan,

00:26:28.002 --> 00:26:29.252 align:center
He launched an attack on our kingdom.

00:26:30.251 --> 00:26:31.821 align:center
The moment he saw
my love, Mitravindha,

00:26:32.122 --> 00:26:32.821 align:center
he was obsessed.

00:26:36.498 --> 00:26:37.212 align:center
Hey!

00:26:37.828 --> 00:26:39.320 align:center
If you think you are bad...

00:26:39.650 --> 00:26:40.579 align:center
I am your dad.

00:26:40.717 --> 00:26:42.717 align:center
[INTONING] Come on.

00:26:57.615 --> 00:26:58.723 align:center
Consumed by envy, Sher Khan realized,

00:26:58.875 --> 00:27:00.815 align:center
if he couldn't have the
Princess, no one should.

00:27:00.847 --> 00:27:02.087 align:center
He cast her off the
mountain to her death.

00:27:02.562 --> 00:27:03.993 align:center
With her breath gone,

00:27:04.191 --> 00:27:06.618 align:center
I finished Sher Khan, and then I
too leapt from the peak to join her.

00:27:06.993 --> 00:27:08.712 align:center
Ours is a soul-bond that
spans seven lifetimes.

00:27:09.922 --> 00:27:12.126 align:center
But in this life, while feeding stay dogs
during the lockdown,

00:27:12.251 --> 00:27:13.962 align:center
I fell for her all over again
at first sight.

00:27:14.383 --> 00:27:15.963 align:center
The memories of our past
came rushing back to her.

00:27:16.296 --> 00:27:18.566 align:center
And brother, that is how our current
little love story began.

00:27:18.743 --> 00:27:21.993 align:center
I hate lovers! I hate love stories!
And I despise romance novels!

00:27:22.136 --> 00:27:24.329 align:center
Buy bangles from a vendor,
I don't mind.

00:27:24.491 --> 00:27:26.587 align:center
Get shoes from a cobbler,
that's perfectly fine.

00:27:26.662 --> 00:27:28.532 align:center
But having a flower-seller
tuck roses in your hair...

00:27:28.626 --> 00:27:30.333 align:center
Buying rings from a jeweler...

00:27:30.399 --> 00:27:32.053 align:center
- Or petticoat from a tailor--
- Brother! Brother!

00:27:32.273 --> 00:27:33.653 align:center
I think we all get the feeling.

00:27:34.079 --> 00:27:35.477 align:center
You don't need to say another word.
Come on, let's move.

00:27:40.477 --> 00:27:43.485 align:center
He crossed an entire bridge just to
tell that garbage story.

00:27:43.938 --> 00:27:44.837 align:center
Total nonsense!

00:27:46.609 --> 00:27:49.904 align:center
In my world, love is nothing
more than fairy-tale rubbish,

00:27:49.947 --> 00:27:51.428 align:center
and I’ve known that
for a very long time.

00:27:51.525 --> 00:27:55.265 align:center
Girls change after makeup.
Boys change after a breakup.

00:27:55.373 --> 00:27:56.561 align:center
That is the absolute truth!

00:27:56.850 --> 00:27:59.787 align:center
My life is a collection of
tragic breakup novels.

00:28:00.133 --> 00:28:01.943 align:center
The Breakup love novels?!

00:28:02.238 --> 00:28:05.350 align:center
The whole world celebrates
February 14th as Valentine's Day.

00:28:05.454 --> 00:28:08.704 align:center
But me? I observe February 21st
as National Breakup Day.

00:28:08.814 --> 00:28:10.139 align:center
Will you tell us your breakup story?

00:28:10.485 --> 00:28:13.608 align:center
They're dying to hear it.
I suppose I should tell them.

00:28:14.455 --> 00:28:16.936 align:center
One fine evening, the weather was perfect.

00:28:17.173 --> 00:28:19.998 align:center
The sky looked like it might drizzle.
But it didn't.

00:28:20.145 --> 00:28:21.295 align:center
And then...

00:28:23.044 --> 00:28:26.785 align:center
She appeared through the
mist, swaying with her umbrella.

00:28:29.690 --> 00:28:31.824 align:center
I was just sitting and
playing my mouth organ.

00:28:32.828 --> 00:28:34.675 align:center
How beautifully he plays!

00:28:34.871 --> 00:28:35.980 align:center
Then, our eyes met.

00:28:36.333 --> 00:28:38.527 align:center
In that moment, I was lost.

00:28:39.105 --> 00:28:41.956 align:center
[ROMANTIC MELODY PLAYS]

00:28:43.804 --> 00:28:45.331 align:center
Mesmerized by the music,
she sat down right next to me.

00:28:45.772 --> 00:28:47.363 align:center
Isn't that romantic?

00:28:47.839 --> 00:28:49.105 align:center
He's quite handsome too.

00:28:49.184 --> 00:28:51.285 align:center
I played on. And on.

00:28:51.980 --> 00:28:54.160 align:center
Notes of passion, again and again.

00:28:54.437 --> 00:28:56.261 align:center
Over and over.

00:28:56.822 --> 00:28:59.910 align:center
Do you know how to play this? I asked.

00:29:00.334 --> 00:29:01.808 align:center
Wait! Stop right there.

00:29:02.147 --> 00:29:03.292 align:center
Why on earth did she say she knew how?

00:29:03.369 --> 00:29:04.613 align:center
She should have said she didn't!

00:29:04.742 --> 00:29:06.488 align:center
If you know then say you know, isn't it?

00:29:06.937 --> 00:29:09.329 align:center
Think about it! If she
had said she didn't know,

00:29:09.402 --> 00:29:11.182 align:center
you could have spent hours teaching her.

00:29:11.357 --> 00:29:13.160 align:center
A grand romance would
have blossomed right there.

00:29:13.453 --> 00:29:14.503 align:center
You blew it all!

00:29:14.747 --> 00:29:17.367 align:center
Even though she knew,
the sparks were still flying.

00:29:17.586 --> 00:29:21.050 align:center
What? Even after that,
it actually got romantic? How?

00:29:21.428 --> 00:29:24.519 align:center
She looked at me. Then at the harmonica.

00:29:24.958 --> 00:29:27.316 align:center
She was looking at me,
and I was looking at her.

00:29:28.636 --> 00:29:30.847 align:center
She looked at me, and I looked back.

00:29:31.061 --> 00:29:33.167 align:center
She looked at me, and I looked back.

00:29:33.316 --> 00:29:35.496 align:center
Our eyes were locked.

00:29:35.619 --> 00:29:37.219 align:center
We slowly drifted closer.

00:29:38.444 --> 00:29:40.394 align:center
I edged toward her.

00:29:40.636 --> 00:29:42.308 align:center
She leaned in toward me.

00:29:44.113 --> 00:29:45.098 align:center
And then she said...

00:29:45.980 --> 00:29:47.511 align:center
Your mouth is the real instrument.

00:29:48.170 --> 00:29:51.347 align:center
So why do I even need this harmonica?

00:29:51.668 --> 00:29:53.848 align:center
Saying that, she suddenly kissed me.

00:29:54.212 --> 00:29:57.518 align:center
Wait! Did the romance
just hit a new level?

00:29:58.206 --> 00:30:00.105 align:center
That is exactly when the breakup happened.

00:30:01.680 --> 00:30:03.782 align:center
Ugh! Gross!

00:30:04.313 --> 00:30:06.915 align:center
- It's over! Breakup!
- But honey, wait...

00:30:06.940 --> 00:30:08.446 align:center
it was just some
premium dry fruits!

00:30:09.878 --> 00:30:11.587 align:center
The truth was, I had a massive
pinch of tobacco in my mouth.

00:30:15.408 --> 00:30:18.126 align:center
My dream girl, my Hansika
lookalike... gone forever.

00:30:24.019 --> 00:30:25.949 align:center
Someone's standing there asking for a lift.

00:30:26.003 --> 00:30:27.477 align:center
Stop the car. Let's pick him up.

00:30:27.548 --> 00:30:29.088 align:center
- Oh!
- All right.

00:30:30.126 --> 00:30:33.180 align:center
Thank you, sir. Nobody was stopping for me.

00:30:33.259 --> 00:30:34.518 align:center
I'm glad you did.

00:30:34.667 --> 00:30:36.595 align:center
We aren't like the others,
because we're not like everyone.

00:30:36.873 --> 00:30:37.501 align:center
Tell me why?

00:30:37.765 --> 00:30:39.945 align:center
Our boss lived through that
struggle to get where he is.

00:30:40.248 --> 00:30:43.928 align:center
He spent years roaming like a
stray, begging for lifts. It's true.

00:30:44.113 --> 00:30:46.123 align:center
Hey! Did I ever ask?

00:30:46.570 --> 00:30:47.970 align:center
- I just wanted him to know who he was dealing with.
- And did he?

00:30:48.016 --> 00:30:49.157 align:center
- Just trying to build your image, Boss. My bad.
- Boss.

00:30:49.423 --> 00:30:52.126 align:center
get in. We’ll drop you
wherever you need to go.

00:30:52.384 --> 00:30:54.915 align:center
This isn't our car. It’s
yours. Hop in, Boss.

00:30:57.995 --> 00:30:59.970 align:center
By the way, my name is Ganesh.

00:31:00.259 --> 00:31:03.329 align:center
Everyone affectionately calls
me One-Gram Gold Ganesh.

00:31:04.465 --> 00:31:06.532 align:center
That's nice. Where are you headed?

00:31:06.595 --> 00:31:08.505 align:center
About ten kilometers from here,

00:31:08.634 --> 00:31:10.728 align:center
to a village called Muddenahalli.
Just drop me there.

00:31:10.810 --> 00:31:13.251 align:center
- A celebration?
- I'm going to see a prospective bride.

00:31:13.276 --> 00:31:15.610 align:center
Ah! But you're alone.
Your son isn't with you?

00:31:15.811 --> 00:31:17.204 align:center
- Is he joining you later?
- Excuse me...

00:31:17.760 --> 00:31:19.774 align:center
I am the one seeing the girl.
I am the groom.

00:31:19.923 --> 00:31:21.985 align:center
I'm a bachelor, you see.

00:31:22.251 --> 00:31:24.102 align:center
- Just like Salman Khan!
- Except a deer case then!

00:31:24.127 --> 00:31:26.345 align:center
The astrologer said
the girl I finally marry...

00:31:26.477 --> 00:31:28.157 align:center
...will be the 101st bride I've scouted.

00:31:28.352 --> 00:31:29.532 align:center
And when I marry her...

00:31:29.680 --> 00:31:33.208 align:center
...my golden time will
turn into a diamond era.

00:31:33.946 --> 00:31:35.798 align:center
What a massive headache this guy is.

00:31:36.303 --> 00:31:38.641 align:center
If you have your fiancée's photo, show us.

00:31:38.733 --> 00:31:40.712 align:center
- We'll please our eyes too.
- Here! This is her.

00:31:40.918 --> 00:31:41.798 align:center
Isn't she something?

00:31:42.561 --> 00:31:44.149 align:center
She's... one-time watchable.

00:31:46.165 --> 00:31:47.321 align:center
You take a look too.

00:31:49.743 --> 00:31:50.805 align:center
Not bad!

00:31:52.148 --> 00:31:54.259 align:center
It's like putting premium
butter next to a lump of coal.

00:31:55.076 --> 00:31:57.672 align:center
Sir! Sir! We're here. Please stop.

00:32:01.725 --> 00:32:02.759 align:center
Thank you, sir.

00:32:07.646 --> 00:32:10.657 align:center
You still haven't told us
Part 2 of your breakup chronicles.

00:32:11.423 --> 00:32:13.587 align:center
You guys seem really
invested in my tragedy.

00:32:16.051 --> 00:32:18.462 align:center
Don't sprinkle chat
masala on my open wounds.

00:32:18.907 --> 00:32:21.891 align:center
Look, if you share
the pain in your heart...

00:32:21.954 --> 00:32:23.462 align:center
you'll feel light and airy,
like a bag of chips.

00:32:23.845 --> 00:32:25.698 align:center
That's why I'm asking.

00:32:26.665 --> 00:32:29.805 align:center
They're dying to hear it.
I suppose I should tell them.

00:32:31.215 --> 00:32:33.743 align:center
Holding her umbrella,
swaying as she walked,

00:32:34.942 --> 00:32:36.907 align:center
I was sitting in the park,
just plucking on the grass.

00:32:37.563 --> 00:32:39.970 align:center
She looked at me, and I looked back.

00:32:40.231 --> 00:32:42.438 align:center
She looked at me, and I looked back.

00:32:42.578 --> 00:32:43.384 align:center
We fell in love.

00:32:43.582 --> 00:32:46.040 align:center
Bhupathi, I love you so much!

00:32:46.903 --> 00:32:48.759 align:center
- I love you too, my darling!
- Thanks!

00:32:49.102 --> 00:32:51.329 align:center
- Exactly how much do you love me?
- Honey...

00:32:51.753 --> 00:32:54.345 align:center
To measure it like this or that?
I'm no ordinary lover.

00:32:54.391 --> 00:32:55.790 align:center
I am an extraordinary lover!

00:32:56.290 --> 00:32:59.376 align:center
My love is like a lifetime data plan.

00:32:59.401 --> 00:33:00.485 align:center
Everything is unlimited!

00:33:00.619 --> 00:33:03.156 align:center
Full high-speed 5G passion!

00:33:04.028 --> 00:33:06.055 align:center
Then I'll ask for one thing.
Will you get it for me?

00:33:06.644 --> 00:33:10.063 align:center
Anything! Just name it. Tell me!

00:33:12.648 --> 00:33:13.813 align:center
Is that all?

00:33:13.948 --> 00:33:15.470 align:center
I'll go grab it and be right back.

00:33:15.749 --> 00:33:16.673 align:center
Good luck!

00:33:19.364 --> 00:33:21.759 align:center
- [MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY]
- What took you so long?

00:33:21.796 --> 00:33:24.553 align:center
Darling, I can bring
you soil from the moon.

00:33:24.639 --> 00:33:27.477 align:center
I can bring back discontinued
currency notes if you ask.

00:33:27.555 --> 00:33:29.618 align:center
I can even stop global warfare.

00:33:29.799 --> 00:33:32.384 align:center
But this? This is impossible.
Please understand, baby.

00:33:32.595 --> 00:33:33.938 align:center
My whole body aches
from the search.

00:33:34.694 --> 00:33:35.852 align:center
You're absolutely useless!

00:33:36.095 --> 00:33:39.063 align:center
You can't even fulfill a tiny
wish for the girl you love.

00:33:39.493 --> 00:33:41.900 align:center
Are you really a true lover? It's over!

00:33:43.072 --> 00:33:45.697 align:center
- I've just wasting 6 months of my life
- Wait... sweety...

00:33:45.795 --> 00:33:47.574 align:center
He didn't bought me a single thing. Useless fella!
-Take your umbrella.

00:33:47.724 --> 00:33:48.464 align:center
Damn!
-Take your umbrella.

00:33:48.808 --> 00:33:50.425 align:center
What on earth did she ask
for that's so hard to find?

00:33:50.489 --> 00:33:53.929 align:center
Harry, Ron, and Hermione
toys inside a Kinder Joy.

00:33:53.955 --> 00:33:54.876 align:center
Will you buy them for me?

00:33:56.087 --> 00:33:57.860 align:center
You're completely delusional.

00:33:57.997 --> 00:34:00.847 align:center
I'm asking you to marry me
and have real kids,

00:34:00.918 --> 00:34:03.002 align:center
...and you're obsessed with Kinder Joy.

00:34:10.061 --> 00:34:10.971 align:center
Poor soul,

00:34:11.182 --> 00:34:14.977 align:center
The old man is waiting
like a hungry bird for a lift.

00:34:15.201 --> 00:34:17.501 align:center
- Stop. We'll pick him up.
- You got it, Boss.

00:34:19.322 --> 00:34:19.844 align:center
Sir...

00:34:21.219 --> 00:34:22.789 align:center
Sir, why are you so distressed?

00:34:22.923 --> 00:34:26.071 align:center
In this life, I hope no
one faces the misery I am.

00:34:26.696 --> 00:34:29.538 align:center
I'm stuck between
wanting to end it all,

00:34:29.641 --> 00:34:31.438 align:center
and being unable to
find a moment's peace.

00:34:31.548 --> 00:34:33.111 align:center
Why? What happened?!

00:34:33.409 --> 00:34:36.055 align:center
My daughter fell for someone
and ran away with him.

00:34:36.451 --> 00:34:38.881 align:center
I heard she's nearby, in Nagunalli.

00:34:38.953 --> 00:34:40.823 align:center
Have you seen her by any chance?

00:34:41.008 --> 00:34:43.798 align:center
How would we recognize your daughter?

00:34:43.898 --> 00:34:46.587 align:center
Is she Sunita Williams or
Salumarada Timmakka?

00:34:48.557 --> 00:34:49.812 align:center
Look, this is her.

00:34:50.374 --> 00:34:53.954 align:center
I raised her on the finest
dry fruits and raised her like a caramel.

00:34:54.294 --> 00:34:55.954 align:center
Then she just eloped
in the blink of an eye.

00:34:56.259 --> 00:34:57.641 align:center
- Tamannaah!
- Isn't that Tamannaah?

00:34:57.666 --> 00:34:58.690 align:center
Yes, exactly!

00:34:58.715 --> 00:35:01.517 align:center
And a groom was coming
from Bangalore to see her, right?

00:35:01.618 --> 00:35:03.085 align:center
How on earth did you know that?

00:35:03.110 --> 00:35:05.088 align:center
We just dropped that
groom off in the last village.

00:35:05.088 --> 00:35:09.095 align:center
Oh, heavens!
Before he reaches my house on feet,

00:35:09.273 --> 00:35:11.067 align:center
I have to get my daughter back home.

00:35:11.092 --> 00:35:11.540 align:center
Hop in.

00:35:17.939 --> 00:35:18.989 align:center
Stop! Pull over, brother!

00:35:19.134 --> 00:35:21.384 align:center
Get down, sir. We’re
running late ourselves.

00:35:21.514 --> 00:35:22.449 align:center
Go on! You guys head out.

00:35:25.228 --> 00:35:28.156 align:center
You still haven’t told us
the story of your third heartbreak.

00:35:28.701 --> 00:35:30.111 align:center
Are you really that curious?

00:35:30.450 --> 00:35:33.675 align:center
We're on a long road trip, and things are getting dull. Why not?

00:35:33.961 --> 00:35:34.863 align:center
All right, I'll tell you.

00:35:36.055 --> 00:35:37.167 align:center
That day was cool and quiet.

00:35:38.058 --> 00:35:39.347 align:center
It looked like rain was coming.

00:35:41.370 --> 00:35:43.597 align:center
Holding her umbrella, swaying
as she walked, she appeared.

00:35:44.118 --> 00:35:45.298 align:center
And what were you doing?

00:35:46.751 --> 00:35:48.878 align:center
I was trying to thread a large needle.

00:35:51.986 --> 00:35:52.595 align:center
Then?

00:35:52.898 --> 00:35:55.428 align:center
Then, our eyes met.

00:35:55.459 --> 00:35:56.509 align:center
I looked at her.

00:35:56.828 --> 00:35:59.238 align:center
She looked at me, and I looked back.

00:36:00.263 --> 00:36:02.407 align:center
I couldn't take my eyes off her.

00:36:03.648 --> 00:36:05.098 align:center
Enough looking! What happened next?

00:36:05.199 --> 00:36:06.704 align:center
Love at first sight!

00:36:06.864 --> 00:36:09.915 align:center
- Wait, isn't this your third love?
- It was first sight for the third time.

00:36:12.261 --> 00:36:13.415 align:center
It became a deep, profound love.

00:36:13.551 --> 00:36:15.196 align:center
A beep love?
-No, a deep love.

00:36:15.360 --> 00:36:17.782 align:center
Our souls were linked.
We were inseparable.

00:36:18.563 --> 00:36:20.087 align:center
It was so intense that,

00:36:20.373 --> 00:36:23.173 align:center
our passion filled the air
like a thousand flowers.

00:36:23.385 --> 00:36:24.868 align:center
But three months later...

00:36:28.159 --> 00:36:29.282 align:center
Honey!

00:36:29.476 --> 00:36:31.251 align:center
- Breakup!
- What? Again?

00:36:31.438 --> 00:36:35.158 align:center
Why so soon? It hasn't
even been three months yet!

00:36:35.384 --> 00:36:37.735 align:center
At least wait until three more months.

00:36:38.049 --> 00:36:41.129 align:center
If you can't even thread
a needle after three months.

00:36:41.301 --> 00:36:43.118 align:center
How can you handle a
life together? It's over!

00:36:43.228 --> 00:36:45.220 align:center
Wait! I'll thread it! I promise!

00:36:45.369 --> 00:36:47.664 align:center
By the time I finally focused
on the needle, she was gone.

00:36:49.507 --> 00:36:52.298 align:center
Maybe she just didn't
realize what a catch you are.

00:36:52.473 --> 00:36:54.118 align:center
Her loss, definitely.

00:36:54.183 --> 00:36:56.413 align:center
You're a man for the people,
a boss for the bosses,

00:36:56.512 --> 00:36:58.961 align:center
and a complete gas for--
well, sorry.

00:37:00.141 --> 00:37:00.704 align:center
My bad!

00:37:01.978 --> 00:37:04.948 align:center
[SMOOTH MUSIC PLAYS]

00:37:33.243 --> 00:37:34.891 align:center
Thank you, sir. At least you stopped for us.

00:37:34.938 --> 00:37:36.923 align:center
- Where are you headed?
- There's a temple nearby.

00:37:37.150 --> 00:37:40.280 align:center
- Can you drop us there?
- Sure! This car is practically a public service.

00:37:40.358 --> 00:37:41.235 align:center
We appreciate it!

00:37:41.408 --> 00:37:44.188 align:center
From the looks of it, you two eloped from a wedding.

00:37:44.241 --> 00:37:47.141 align:center
No, no! We're on our way to get married. For real.

00:37:47.499 --> 00:37:49.016 align:center
- Hop in!
- One second.

00:37:58.043 --> 00:38:00.587 align:center
You're guessing everything correctly. Are you a psychic?

00:38:00.778 --> 00:38:02.518 align:center
No magic involved, trust me.

00:38:02.856 --> 00:38:03.899 align:center
It's just...

00:38:08.438 --> 00:38:10.884 align:center
he's built like a crispy ball...

00:38:11.325 --> 00:38:13.446 align:center
And you're like a fashion model.

00:38:13.659 --> 00:38:15.212 align:center
How did you two even become a thing?

00:38:15.266 --> 00:38:17.602 align:center
Hey! How did you
know I sell crispy balls?

00:38:17.944 --> 00:38:20.641 align:center
Wait! You're really a street-food vendor?
-Yes.

00:38:20.759 --> 00:38:22.618 align:center
Yeah! I have a stall on the footpath.

00:38:22.808 --> 00:38:25.079 align:center
So how did you fall for him?

00:38:25.236 --> 00:38:26.438 align:center
Let me tell you the story!

00:38:27.014 --> 00:38:28.494 align:center
It goes back to the Mahabharata!

00:38:30.993 --> 00:38:31.913 align:center
The Dvapara Yuga!

00:38:33.200 --> 00:38:36.845 align:center
Hey! I asked how you met, not for a
tour of ancient Mahabharata's history!

00:38:36.996 --> 00:38:39.470 align:center
Hush! There is a cosmic connection.

00:38:40.528 --> 00:38:42.782 align:center
My life and the Mahabharata are linked.

00:38:43.430 --> 00:38:45.728 align:center
In the epic, Kunti told Draupadi to,

00:38:45.837 --> 00:38:50.007 align:center
feed the children with
whatever was left in the kitchen.

00:38:50.536 --> 00:38:53.095 align:center
Draupadi searched the pots and pans.

00:38:53.508 --> 00:38:56.243 align:center
She found nothing but...

00:38:56.389 --> 00:38:59.999 align:center
A single onion! A bit of mashed potato!

00:39:00.151 --> 00:39:01.438 align:center
And a small box of chaat masala.

00:39:01.748 --> 00:39:03.930 align:center
In that moment of culinary
desperation, Pani Puri was born.

00:39:08.436 --> 00:39:11.134 align:center
Eating it boosts your very soul!

00:39:11.549 --> 00:39:14.891 align:center
Coriander, mint, and garlic...

00:39:15.219 --> 00:39:18.524 align:center
...mixed with fresh lemon juice.
It's a shot of Vitamin C!

00:39:18.829 --> 00:39:21.501 align:center
It builds your immunity!

00:39:21.923 --> 00:39:25.595 align:center
If you don't believe me,
look it up on Google!

00:39:29.888 --> 00:39:32.962 align:center
This very place is where it all began.

00:39:33.378 --> 00:39:35.915 align:center
[ECHO INTONING] This is the place...

00:39:40.189 --> 00:39:42.055 align:center
Bhaiya, give me a plate of Pani Puri.

00:39:42.204 --> 00:39:44.134 align:center
Bhaiya, give me a plate of Pani Puri.

00:39:44.369 --> 00:39:46.220 align:center
[ECHOING VOICES]

00:39:46.431 --> 00:39:48.290 align:center
What a beautiful sound.

00:39:48.981 --> 00:39:51.134 align:center
Thank you, Draupadi. Thank you.

00:39:51.684 --> 00:39:52.938 align:center
Once every year...

00:39:53.672 --> 00:39:56.704 align:center
Just like the famous
festivals in the city,

00:39:57.125 --> 00:39:58.524 align:center
Same way, right here...

00:39:59.292 --> 00:40:02.472 align:center
Once in a century,
the grand Pani Puri fair takes place.

00:40:06.809 --> 00:40:10.050 align:center
People from over a hundred countries
flock here by the hundreds of thousands.

00:40:10.168 --> 00:40:11.579 align:center
Just for a taste.

00:40:11.755 --> 00:40:14.375 align:center
Some call it the Golgappa Gathering.

00:40:14.985 --> 00:40:18.368 align:center
From a distance, that
mountain looks like a giant snack.

00:40:21.874 --> 00:40:23.938 align:center
Truly a sight to behold.

00:40:26.657 --> 00:40:28.548 align:center
In the monsoon,
it's Pani Puri season.

00:40:29.400 --> 00:40:31.610 align:center
In the heat of summer,
it's all about the dry puri.

00:40:32.032 --> 00:40:35.759 align:center
My ancestors lived
by the selling Pani Puri.

00:40:36.607 --> 00:40:39.204 align:center
And I have carried on that legacy.

00:40:40.057 --> 00:40:41.563 align:center
But then, one day...

00:40:44.892 --> 00:40:46.236 align:center
[HEROIC MUSIC BUILDS]

00:40:46.532 --> 00:40:47.752 align:center
- I just wanted him to know...
- Did I?

00:40:55.878 --> 00:40:57.214 align:center
Give me some of that spicy water.

00:40:57.387 --> 00:40:59.718 align:center
[Heroic vocalizations]

00:41:14.497 --> 00:41:16.384 align:center
Hey! What is he doing?

00:41:39.888 --> 00:41:42.555 align:center
I used to scrap by on nothing.

00:41:43.454 --> 00:41:45.415 align:center
Barely getting half a meal a day.

00:41:45.678 --> 00:41:49.165 align:center
Watching others enjoy their hot meals.

00:41:49.266 --> 00:41:52.157 align:center
But your passion for street
Golgappa... it tells me everything.

00:41:53.703 --> 00:41:55.407 align:center
I understand your soul.

00:41:55.669 --> 00:41:58.079 align:center
This world is driven by greed.

00:41:58.818 --> 00:42:00.227 align:center
It stops for no one.

00:42:00.657 --> 00:42:02.930 align:center
But we can make it stop
with the change in our pockets.

00:42:05.048 --> 00:42:08.298 align:center
I'll feed you snacks for a lifetime.

00:42:09.883 --> 00:42:11.483 align:center
Don't worry about the world.

00:42:12.532 --> 00:42:15.168 align:center
There's no one else
with a heart like yours.

00:42:16.731 --> 00:42:19.688 align:center
I used to count every
plate I served with precision.

00:42:20.509 --> 00:42:23.016 align:center
But for her? I always lost count.

00:42:23.437 --> 00:42:25.134 align:center
She is my rhythm.

00:42:25.564 --> 00:42:28.298 align:center
[Romantic melody]

00:43:01.163 --> 00:43:02.996 align:center
So, how was that for a love story?

00:43:03.095 --> 00:43:04.015 align:center
[Disgusted spitting]

00:43:04.935 --> 00:43:07.996 align:center
What a ridiculous story.
Irritating... beyond belief. Let's go.

00:43:08.448 --> 00:43:11.088 align:center
She seems like cold rice left
overnight; looks like Tamannah. My foot!

00:43:14.656 --> 00:43:16.308 align:center
To them, it’s just another
damn love story.

00:43:16.746 --> 00:43:19.097 align:center
To us, it's a cozy epic.

00:43:19.739 --> 00:43:22.605 align:center
Today is Ranganayaka and
Ranganayaki's anniversary.

00:43:22.965 --> 00:43:25.574 align:center
We decided long ago to
marry on this sacred day.

00:43:26.218 --> 00:43:28.378 align:center
Please, give us your blessing
and we'll be on our way.

00:43:29.753 --> 00:43:33.589 align:center
Why stop there? Should we host the baby shower too before we go?

00:43:34.050 --> 00:43:36.011 align:center
Oh, don't be angry, sir.

00:43:37.021 --> 00:43:40.411 align:center
You are like the divine trio to us. Bless our union.

00:43:41.152 --> 00:43:43.730 align:center
We don't want to marry like outcasts.

00:43:44.988 --> 00:43:45.753 align:center
Please, Sir.

00:43:46.278 --> 00:43:49.028 align:center
Stay, have a meal, and rest at our home.

00:43:49.074 --> 00:43:51.246 align:center
It's late already,
leave in the morning.

00:43:51.378 --> 00:43:52.996 align:center
Don’t say any of that.

00:43:58.876 --> 00:44:01.988 align:center
[Auspicious music plays]

00:44:08.955 --> 00:44:10.300 align:center
STOP RIGHT THERE!

00:44:14.738 --> 00:44:15.441 align:center
Father...

00:44:17.477 --> 00:44:20.535 align:center
Because you grew up without
a mother, I gave you the world.

00:44:21.030 --> 00:44:22.210 align:center
Whatever you ever wanted

00:44:22.355 --> 00:44:25.495 align:center
Every snack, chakkali, nippattu,
kodbale, chocolate hairpins,

00:44:25.558 --> 00:44:27.542 align:center
Even those Kinder Joys,
I brought them all.

00:44:27.711 --> 00:44:29.206 align:center
I wanted a golden boy for you.

00:44:29.674 --> 00:44:32.035 align:center
A man of worth to marry you.

00:44:32.248 --> 00:44:35.011 align:center
And you... you chose
this fool's gold instead?

00:44:35.742 --> 00:44:38.550 align:center
A life of luxury and happiness...

00:44:38.798 --> 00:44:40.449 align:center
...was clearly not
written in your destiny.

00:44:40.699 --> 00:44:43.886 align:center
How can I ever face my neighbors again?

00:44:44.078 --> 00:44:46.328 align:center
Who will ever marry your sister now?

00:44:46.502 --> 00:44:47.746 align:center
A common golgappa vendor...

00:44:48.077 --> 00:44:50.777 align:center
He's someone people
call brother on the street.

00:44:50.925 --> 00:44:53.175 align:center
Why did you have to call him my love?

00:44:53.705 --> 00:44:55.295 align:center
If a college doesn't
appeal to someone...

00:44:55.807 --> 00:44:58.011 align:center
You can just walk back
home in the evening. But...

00:44:58.718 --> 00:45:01.527 align:center
when you marry without
love, there is no turning back.

00:45:04.234 --> 00:45:06.847 align:center
Anyone can chose a suit for a man,

00:45:07.285 --> 00:45:10.917 align:center
But only the man can decide
if the girl fits his heart.

00:45:12.606 --> 00:45:14.714 align:center
Do you walk with a slipper on
one foot and a shoe on the other?

00:45:15.168 --> 00:45:16.160 align:center
Well, no.

00:45:16.325 --> 00:45:19.285 align:center
You'd trip and fall. If the pair doesn't match, you can't walk.

00:45:19.633 --> 00:45:22.331 align:center
So how can a couple lead
a life if they aren't a match?

00:45:24.008 --> 00:45:26.168 align:center
I was blinded by my own affection for her.

00:45:26.678 --> 00:45:29.371 align:center
But if she's happy, then I'm happy too.

00:45:29.575 --> 00:45:31.699 align:center
So what's the verdict? Are
we done with the drama?

00:45:31.840 --> 00:45:33.128 align:center
Tie the knot, buddy!

00:45:34.938 --> 00:45:36.167 align:center
STOP! WAIT!

00:45:38.608 --> 00:45:40.660 align:center
By printing my name is
on the marriage invitation!

00:45:41.088 --> 00:45:43.855 align:center
And now some stranger's
name is on the certificate?

00:45:44.167 --> 00:45:45.181 align:center
Who on earth is he?

00:45:45.571 --> 00:45:47.331 align:center
Mr. One-Gram Gold Ganesh...

00:45:47.761 --> 00:45:49.574 align:center
Your name could appear
on the wedding invitation,

00:45:49.717 --> 00:45:51.792 align:center
But his name was written on her forehead by destiny long ago.

00:45:51.824 --> 00:45:52.277 align:center
Brother...

00:45:52.414 --> 00:45:56.191 align:center
Listen, he claimed his spot by the window
five years ago. It’s already been decided.

00:45:58.831 --> 00:45:59.951 align:center
You should say something too.

00:46:00.666 --> 00:46:03.675 align:center
- Go on, Uncle. Tell them.
- Right. I’ll tell them. I’ll tell them.

00:46:04.159 --> 00:46:07.996 align:center
Look, if I enroll my daughter in
a college she doesn't like...

00:46:08.300 --> 00:46:09.480 align:center
She can always drop out.

00:46:09.746 --> 00:46:11.363 align:center
But when it comes to marriage...

00:46:11.729 --> 00:46:12.949 align:center
There’s no turning back.

00:46:13.539 --> 00:46:15.113 align:center
And the second thing is...

00:46:15.503 --> 00:46:17.449 align:center
Anyone can help a man
pick out a suit...

00:46:17.644 --> 00:46:19.369 align:center
...and tell him it looks good.

00:46:19.685 --> 00:46:23.456 align:center
But when it comes
to the girl for a man...

00:46:23.761 --> 00:46:25.363 align:center
...he’s the only one
who can choose.

00:46:25.831 --> 00:46:28.996 align:center
- Am I right?
- Yes, sir. Absolutely.

00:46:29.132 --> 00:46:31.574 align:center
Forget it, Uncle.
If she doesn’t like me...

00:46:31.999 --> 00:46:32.980 align:center
...there’s nothing to be done.

00:46:33.394 --> 00:46:35.550 align:center
My plans have never
failed me yet.

00:46:36.039 --> 00:46:37.604 align:center
I mean, the auspicious hour, brother.

00:46:37.629 --> 00:46:39.191 align:center
The moment is passing,
tie the three knots!

00:46:51.277 --> 00:46:53.579 align:center
Why did we even bother
coming here for this?

00:46:53.665 --> 00:46:56.395 align:center
You could’ve tied the knot right there
on the street where you found her.

00:46:56.457 --> 00:46:59.433 align:center
If a marriage starts on the street,
then well...

00:47:00.178 --> 00:47:02.230 align:center
Only God can save them now.
Come on, let’s move.

00:47:02.597 --> 00:47:06.337 align:center
You always claim to hate lovers, yet you’re
the one getting these soulmates married.

00:47:06.946 --> 00:47:07.906 align:center
You’ve got a massive heart, Bhai.

00:47:08.609 --> 00:47:10.672 align:center
I know exactly how to
read the audience's piles!

00:47:11.546 --> 00:47:13.626 align:center
It’s not piles, you idiot.
It’s pulse. The audience's pulse!

00:47:13.867 --> 00:47:14.750 align:center
Right, right. My mistake.

00:47:17.843 --> 00:47:19.571 align:center
[gunshot rings out]
[Indistinct, fearful cries]

00:47:19.706 --> 00:47:21.886 align:center
[fearful gasps and sighs]

00:47:26.317 --> 00:47:27.344 align:center
[fearful sighs]

00:47:44.766 --> 00:47:48.136 align:center
Bhai, looks like a rival gang
is here to ambush you.

00:47:48.668 --> 00:47:51.871 align:center
Let’s give them a gang war, Bhai.
You lead the charge from the front...

00:47:52.025 --> 00:47:53.097 align:center
...and we’ll be right behind you.

00:47:54.668 --> 00:47:56.972 align:center
Today is Monday. It’s the day
of our family deity.

00:47:57.644 --> 00:47:58.910 align:center
[temple bell rings] I don't lay
a hand on anyone today.

00:47:59.430 --> 00:48:00.933 align:center
Oh! Then use your leg, Bhai!

00:48:01.285 --> 00:48:03.058 align:center
[Phone rings] Hello?
Wrong number.

00:48:03.574 --> 00:48:05.441 align:center
Not the phone call, Bhai.
I meant use your foot!

00:48:10.162 --> 00:48:12.496 align:center
Wait, Bhai, it’s Tuesday today
not Monday.

00:48:12.832 --> 00:48:14.402 align:center
On Tuesdays, I don’t
raise anything at all.

00:48:16.285 --> 00:48:17.707 align:center
Then what’s the plan, Bhai?

00:48:19.255 --> 00:48:20.793 align:center
You guys stay inside.

00:48:21.052 --> 00:48:22.660 align:center
No matter what happens,
do not get out.

00:48:22.871 --> 00:48:24.636 align:center
Bhai... let me come with you.

00:48:25.180 --> 00:48:26.426 align:center
I’ll be right back.

00:48:26.496 --> 00:48:29.199 align:center
[heroic music plays]

00:48:51.347 --> 00:48:52.619 align:center
Who the hell is this guy?

00:48:52.998 --> 00:48:55.363 align:center
He brought a whole busload of people.

00:48:56.746 --> 00:48:58.636 align:center
And here I was, giving him
such a grand buildup.

00:48:59.001 --> 00:48:59.633 align:center
[Thoughtful sigh]

00:49:03.160 --> 00:49:06.611 align:center
Hey! Do we need to drag you
out one by one? Get down!

00:49:06.666 --> 00:49:09.877 align:center
We’re staying put. Our brother made
us swear an oath not to step out.

00:49:09.944 --> 00:49:11.602 align:center
When we say we won’t, we won’t.

00:49:11.712 --> 00:49:14.783 align:center
If you don't get down right now,
my boss will end you.

00:49:17.119 --> 00:49:20.783 align:center
Whenever we tried to stop
our sister-in-law's wedding,

00:49:20.916 --> 00:49:22.814 align:center
these fools with their movie dialogues...

00:49:22.884 --> 00:49:25.103 align:center
...would jump in and get
the couple married.

00:49:25.868 --> 00:49:28.752 align:center
Listen! There’s nothing wrong
with dropping people off...

00:49:28.777 --> 00:49:30.408 align:center
...at their different destinations.

00:49:30.877 --> 00:49:34.510 align:center
And there’s nothing wrong with picking
up people from different places.

00:49:34.611 --> 00:49:38.158 align:center
But even in the world's
dumbest love story,

00:49:38.728 --> 00:49:41.221 align:center
there’s always a villain like me.

00:49:41.306 --> 00:49:44.119 align:center
Not realizing that was
your biggest mistake.

00:49:44.189 --> 00:49:45.681 align:center
Sir, we don't even
know who you are.

00:49:45.915 --> 00:49:49.111 align:center
Are you kidding? This whole
town knows exactly who I am.

00:49:49.236 --> 00:49:50.471 align:center
We aren’t from this town, Boss.

00:49:50.501 --> 00:49:53.189 align:center
- We're from somewhere else.
- Hey! You cracking jokes in front of our boss?

00:49:53.431 --> 00:49:54.555 align:center
Boss, just finish them off.

00:49:54.843 --> 00:49:58.486 align:center
You forced a man who held a pen
to pick up a gun instead.

00:49:58.563 --> 00:50:01.502 align:center
By messing with our boss's love life,
you took a very wrong turn.

00:50:01.541 --> 00:50:05.955 align:center
...you walked into this trap just to
collect your own death certificate.

00:50:06.094 --> 00:50:07.453 align:center
Your story ends right here.

00:50:07.511 --> 00:50:09.197 align:center
Bhai… I haven’t had a
bite to eat since morning.

00:50:09.424 --> 00:50:12.400 align:center
I think my blood pressure is
dropping. I can barely stand.

00:50:12.441 --> 00:50:14.236 align:center
Bhai, please... let's
reach a compromise.

00:50:15.777 --> 00:50:18.503 align:center
Compromise isn’t in my DNA.

00:50:18.687 --> 00:50:21.800 align:center
To marry my niece...

00:50:21.893 --> 00:50:24.855 align:center
For twenty years... TWENTY!

00:50:24.910 --> 00:50:26.618 align:center
For two whole decades...

00:50:26.649 --> 00:50:29.477 align:center
I stood on one leg
and prayed for this.

00:50:29.502 --> 00:50:31.571 align:center
You destroyed my
childhood dreams...

00:50:31.596 --> 00:50:33.345 align:center
...and dragged them
through the mud.

00:50:35.876 --> 00:50:39.243 align:center
I wanted to spend a
lifetime sitting by her side,

00:50:39.282 --> 00:50:42.290 align:center
watching soap operas
happily ever after.

00:50:43.438 --> 00:50:46.805 align:center
But you made me
sit alone in misery...

00:50:46.876 --> 00:50:49.001 align:center
...wallowing in her memories
and groaning in pain.

00:50:49.884 --> 00:50:53.063 align:center
The man who chased
her and won her heart...

00:50:53.173 --> 00:50:54.805 align:center
...I’ll deal with him later.

00:50:54.923 --> 00:50:57.446 align:center
Right now, the one who
forced this marriage...

00:50:57.655 --> 00:50:59.024 align:center
...needs to step forward.

00:50:59.375 --> 00:51:01.868 align:center
Front and center. Now! Come on!

00:51:03.817 --> 00:51:05.477 align:center
Sir, please, just hear me out.

00:51:08.179 --> 00:51:10.280 align:center
Unbelievable!
Such betrayal! Sir!

00:51:11.405 --> 00:51:13.762 align:center
I didn't step forward.
They all just stepped back!

00:51:14.338 --> 00:51:16.388 align:center
So even though
they abandoned you...

00:51:16.413 --> 00:51:18.491 align:center
...you still went ahead
with the wedding?

00:51:19.234 --> 00:51:21.663 align:center
How dare you!
-Sir!

00:51:21.999 --> 00:51:24.624 align:center
Forget if it's Monday or
Tuesday, Bhai. Just go to war!

00:51:24.874 --> 00:51:27.273 align:center
You pick your battles based
on the calendar, is that it?

00:51:27.960 --> 00:51:30.042 align:center
- No, sir, it’s not like that.
- War-man! Give me a break.

00:51:30.074 --> 00:51:32.160 align:center
I don't have that
kind of reputation, sir.

00:51:32.839 --> 00:51:34.148 align:center
It was just for show.

00:51:34.173 --> 00:51:36.636 align:center
You stood right there
and made it official.

00:51:37.154 --> 00:51:40.269 align:center
What about the wedding feast?
Who’s going to pay for that?

00:51:40.965 --> 00:51:43.522 align:center
I’m going to chop
you into pieces...

00:51:44.342 --> 00:51:46.332 align:center
...and feed the
whole town with you.

00:51:46.371 --> 00:51:48.506 align:center
Sir, that’s impossible. You’d barely
get a few grams of meat off me.

00:51:50.976 --> 00:51:52.562 align:center
I’ll just mix in some
crow meat then!

00:51:53.132 --> 00:51:55.733 align:center
I didn't do a thing,
sir. It was all those two.

00:51:56.288 --> 00:51:59.389 align:center
I can smell their expensive
perfume from here.

00:51:59.439 --> 00:52:01.406 align:center
It’s wafting all the way over.

00:52:01.474 --> 00:52:04.248 align:center
Doesn’t that prove
how innocent they are?

00:52:04.483 --> 00:52:07.421 align:center
But you... you’re a snake!

00:52:07.655 --> 00:52:09.241 align:center
I have to think something to save my arse!

00:52:10.514 --> 00:52:12.855 align:center
Sir, if a college
isn't to your liking...

00:52:12.887 --> 00:52:15.631 align:center
you can be back home by sunset. But
if you marry someone you don't love...

00:52:16.271 --> 00:52:17.535 align:center
What can we even do, sir?

00:52:17.577 --> 00:52:18.715 align:center
Exactly! What can we do?

00:52:19.332 --> 00:52:20.426 align:center
What’s next, genius?

00:52:20.809 --> 00:52:23.863 align:center
I was just caught in the moment back then.
Now, you just say whatever comes to mind!

00:52:24.723 --> 00:52:27.215 align:center
Sir, life is far too long
to spend it in misery.

00:52:27.301 --> 00:52:30.824 align:center
It’s a bad time to be a good man.
Do you have any idea what onions cost now?

00:52:30.994 --> 00:52:32.304 align:center
Then you’ve got mobile recharges…

00:52:32.590 --> 00:52:34.957 align:center
Do you even know, sir?
A measly half GB costs fifty rupees!

00:52:35.301 --> 00:52:37.785 align:center
Groceries, electricity bills, water bills...

00:52:37.938 --> 00:52:40.184 align:center
...house rent, school fees for the kids...

00:52:40.668 --> 00:52:43.879 align:center
If a relative drops by, you won't even
have enough for a pack of coffee powder.

00:52:44.301 --> 00:52:48.074 align:center
[Emotional music plays]

00:52:53.676 --> 00:52:57.488 align:center
With a mountain of problems like that,
can they really live in peace?

00:52:57.712 --> 00:52:59.612 align:center
Can they ever be happy? Tell me!

00:53:00.215 --> 00:53:02.551 align:center
Sir, love is like water.

00:53:03.053 --> 00:53:04.813 align:center
And a love marriage? That's a waterfall.

00:53:05.730 --> 00:53:08.645 align:center
Once you take the plunge, there is
no coming back up.

00:53:09.456 --> 00:53:11.902 align:center
In a way, you actually
owe me a thank you, sir.

00:53:12.957 --> 00:53:14.004 align:center
[Sobs] Thank you!

00:53:14.652 --> 00:53:16.659 align:center
- For saving you from all those headaches...
- Thank you, Boss! Thank you so much!

00:53:16.684 --> 00:53:17.659 align:center
Thank you, Boss!

00:53:17.744 --> 00:53:20.807 align:center
Right, sir? I spared you from
a lifetime of misery, didn't I?

00:53:21.416 --> 00:53:21.971 align:center
Sir...

00:53:22.690 --> 00:53:24.815 align:center
Think it over calmly… kill me later.

00:53:25.698 --> 00:53:27.612 align:center
Brother, he’s making sense.

00:53:27.901 --> 00:53:30.815 align:center
- We should think this through.
- Fine. I’ll think.

00:53:30.948 --> 00:53:33.065 align:center
- You keep thinking, sir. I’ll take my leave.
- You’ve truly opened my eyes, brother.

00:53:33.366 --> 00:53:35.136 align:center
[Emotional sobbing]

00:53:35.330 --> 00:53:38.309 align:center
- He’s the one who showed me the truth.
- I'll reflect on this, Boss.

00:53:39.473 --> 00:53:40.996 align:center
Brother, first we think.

00:53:41.238 --> 00:53:43.535 align:center
- Calmly.
- Then we kill. Let’s go, brother.

00:53:44.388 --> 00:53:45.676 align:center
Let the bus go.

00:53:46.251 --> 00:53:46.931 align:center
Let it.

00:53:47.792 --> 00:53:49.535 align:center
We don’t need a bus or a truck. Move!

00:53:54.706 --> 00:53:57.384 align:center
Man, if I hadn't been careful,
I’d be nothing but smoke by now.

00:53:57.908 --> 00:53:59.118 align:center
That’s exactly why...

00:53:59.543 --> 00:54:03.274 align:center
I don’t mess with lovers,
and I don't let them mess with me.

00:54:03.574 --> 00:54:05.244 align:center
During Diwali, Divya dumped me.

00:54:05.886 --> 00:54:07.646 align:center
At Christmas, things ended with Keerthi.

00:54:07.862 --> 00:54:09.432 align:center
New Year came, and Neha was gone.

00:54:09.634 --> 00:54:11.555 align:center
By Sankranthi, Shravanthi left too.

00:54:12.674 --> 00:54:14.831 align:center
That’s when I decided: no more love.

00:54:14.856 --> 00:54:17.542 align:center
and no more helping anyone else find it.

00:54:18.019 --> 00:54:21.933 align:center
I hate love stories! I hate lovers!
And I absolutely hate romantic spots!

00:54:22.213 --> 00:54:24.135 align:center
[chuckles] Bhai...

00:54:24.378 --> 00:54:27.621 align:center
Just to be safe, you should check
if there’s a hole in your heart.

00:54:29.795 --> 00:54:31.496 align:center
After all those breakups...

00:54:32.009 --> 00:54:34.227 align:center
How can you still believe
I even have a heart?

00:54:34.933 --> 00:54:39.035 align:center
" That sweet desire, now out of reach... "

00:54:39.128 --> 00:54:42.394 align:center
" My heart recalls it in a song. "

00:54:42.856 --> 00:54:47.022 align:center
" The ache that lingers in your soul... "

00:54:47.343 --> 00:54:51.063 align:center
" The dream still haunts me to this day. "

00:54:58.960 --> 00:55:03.121 align:center
" That sweet desire, now out of reach... "

00:55:03.834 --> 00:55:06.714 align:center
" My heart recalls it in a song. "

00:55:07.124 --> 00:55:11.235 align:center
" The ache that lingers in your soul... "

00:55:11.407 --> 00:55:14.962 align:center
" The dream still haunts me to this day. "

00:55:15.117 --> 00:55:19.118 align:center
" Within this bond of two hearts... "

00:55:19.388 --> 00:55:22.648 align:center
" The fleeting moments still sting. "

00:55:23.096 --> 00:55:26.990 align:center
" As love washed over me... "

00:55:27.364 --> 00:55:30.864 align:center
" A thousand new paths emerged. "

00:55:31.402 --> 00:55:34.612 align:center
" Love’s tremor... a heartbeat... "

00:55:35.028 --> 00:55:38.946 align:center
" In an instant, I finally knew. "

00:55:39.101 --> 00:55:40.899 align:center
" For the love of a stranger... "

00:55:41.102 --> 00:55:44.804 align:center
" ...one's life becomes a sacrifice. "

00:55:44.899 --> 00:55:47.032 align:center
" A sacrifice to this world. "

00:55:47.359 --> 00:55:50.769 align:center
" To this weary world... "

00:55:50.966 --> 00:55:55.241 align:center
" That sweet desire, now out of reach... "

00:55:55.664 --> 00:55:58.657 align:center
" My heart recalls it in a song. "

00:55:58.915 --> 00:56:02.610 align:center
" The ache that lingers in your soul... "

00:56:03.099 --> 00:56:06.641 align:center
" The dream still haunts me to this day. "

00:56:12.496 --> 00:56:13.399 align:center
Hey! Pull over!

00:56:13.891 --> 00:56:15.313 align:center
Right away, Boss.

00:56:17.666 --> 00:56:18.916 align:center
Go grab the jack from the back.

00:56:21.599 --> 00:56:24.599 align:center
[Suspenseful music plays]

00:56:24.673 --> 00:56:25.329 align:center
Buddy! We found them!

00:56:26.951 --> 00:56:27.649 align:center
Good!

00:56:29.129 --> 00:56:31.429 align:center
[Suspenseful music fades]

00:56:36.532 --> 00:56:39.055 align:center
Look at him. Hiding in a hole like
some gutter rat.

00:56:39.481 --> 00:56:41.298 align:center
- Hey! Get up!
- Hey! Who's grabbing me?

00:56:41.323 --> 00:56:42.118 align:center
- Let go of me! Sir!
- Come on out. Out!

00:56:42.196 --> 00:56:44.829 align:center
- Playing PUBG? You’re playing games, you punk?
- Sir... it's you!

00:56:44.907 --> 00:56:46.407 align:center
- Look who it is.
- Safety-pin Govinda...

00:56:46.432 --> 00:56:49.899 align:center
- Let's see... 5 plus 3 plus 4 is 12. And that makes 3.
- Your numbers don't add up.

00:56:49.938 --> 00:56:52.069 align:center
- You’re an unlucky number, Govinda.
- Is it that bad, sir?

00:56:52.102 --> 00:56:54.688 align:center
- How does my future look, sir?
- Right now, it’s looking at me.

00:56:54.713 --> 00:56:57.204 align:center
You slipped away last time before
we could get you to court, didn't you?

00:56:57.235 --> 00:57:00.493 align:center
I spent six months on suspension because
of you. I just got my badge back!

00:57:00.524 --> 00:57:03.071 align:center
This time, you aren't going anywhere.

00:57:03.141 --> 00:57:04.305 align:center
Once I hand you over to the judge...

00:57:04.907 --> 00:57:05.845 align:center
...that promotion is finally mine.

00:57:05.870 --> 00:57:06.891 align:center
- Come on! Move!
- Sir, please let me go!

00:57:06.923 --> 00:57:08.148 align:center
- To Poorna...
- Who?

00:57:08.185 --> 00:57:09.688 align:center
- To Chandra...
- Now who is that?

00:57:21.907 --> 00:57:24.446 align:center
I’m so sorry, sir. What a pity...
I've caused you so much trouble.

00:57:24.479 --> 00:57:26.329 align:center
- You certainly have.
- Sir, why don't you do one thing?

00:57:26.579 --> 00:57:28.134 align:center
- What?
- Why don’t you just come work for me?

00:57:28.159 --> 00:57:29.626 align:center
- You little...!
- Wait, sir!

00:57:29.925 --> 00:57:32.626 align:center
This Poornachandra didn't
bribe his way in, he's a real officer.

00:57:32.901 --> 00:57:35.501 align:center
I studied day and night,
and then night and day...

00:57:35.526 --> 00:57:36.999 align:center
- Isn't that the same thing?
- ...to become a cop!

00:57:37.024 --> 00:57:38.243 align:center
- I get it. Now shut up!
- Yes, sir.

00:57:38.321 --> 00:57:39.415 align:center
I’m not afraid of anything, sir.

00:57:39.440 --> 00:57:41.235 align:center
- And why is that?
- Because the police are always right behind me.

00:57:41.260 --> 00:57:42.712 align:center
Shut your mouth before I smack you!

00:57:42.956 --> 00:57:43.993 align:center
To Poorna...

00:57:44.018 --> 00:57:45.688 align:center
- [Angrily] Hey!
- To Chandra...

00:57:49.258 --> 00:57:50.048 align:center
What’s the hold-up?

00:57:50.561 --> 00:57:51.766 align:center
That’s exactly what I’m
trying to figure out, Bhai.

00:57:51.916 --> 00:57:55.079 align:center
Is this car some ancient damsel statue for
you to just stand and stare at? Do something!

00:57:55.343 --> 00:57:57.553 align:center
I’m on it. Check if there’s
a toolkit back there.

00:57:58.399 --> 00:58:00.008 align:center
Bhai... check the trunk.

00:58:00.149 --> 00:58:00.962 align:center
Go on, take a look.

00:58:03.727 --> 00:58:06.597 align:center
[Suspenseful music plays]

00:58:10.745 --> 00:58:12.505 align:center
[Screams in terror]

00:58:12.998 --> 00:58:15.654 align:center
What the hell is in the trunk?
Miss, get out of the car! Now!

00:58:15.718 --> 00:58:18.022 align:center
What’s this in the back, huh?
You bunch of lunatics!

00:58:18.445 --> 00:58:20.022 align:center
What have you done?

00:58:22.480 --> 00:58:23.865 align:center
- [Gasps]
- Bhai, whose body is this?

00:58:23.937 --> 00:58:25.600 align:center
How the hell should I know?

00:58:25.909 --> 00:58:27.865 align:center
- Who is this guy?
- I’ve never seen him in my life!

00:58:27.997 --> 00:58:30.240 align:center
He’s lying there like a dead rat
caught in a harvester.

00:58:30.330 --> 00:58:33.193 align:center
You’re driving to a wedding feast
with a corpse in your trunk? You’re sick!

00:58:33.218 --> 00:58:35.209 align:center
You two are far more
dangerous than you look.

00:58:35.234 --> 00:58:37.876 align:center
In all my life, I have never
encountered criminals...

00:58:37.901 --> 00:58:39.595 align:center
...as twisted as you two.
Now start talking...

00:58:39.635 --> 00:58:41.212 align:center
Which one of you killed him? Tell me!

00:58:41.257 --> 00:58:44.360 align:center
Bhai, I swear on my mother’s life,
I have no idea who this is.

00:58:44.416 --> 00:58:46.212 align:center
I don't even know how
he ended up in here!

00:58:46.423 --> 00:58:48.954 align:center
If the car belongs to you,
the body belongs to you too.

00:58:49.182 --> 00:58:50.472 align:center
- Confess!
- It's mine?

00:58:50.741 --> 00:58:52.381 align:center
- I mean, it’s your responsibility!
- Then what?

00:58:52.461 --> 00:58:53.537 align:center
That’s not the point right now!

00:58:53.691 --> 00:58:54.610 align:center
We’re standing in the middle of the road...

00:58:54.734 --> 00:58:57.117 align:center
...with a dead body! If we keep
arguing about whose it is,

00:58:57.299 --> 00:58:59.117 align:center
someone is going to see us,
and then we’re all finished, Bhai!

00:58:59.141 --> 00:59:01.141 align:center
First, we need to get out of here.

00:59:02.089 --> 00:59:05.807 align:center
By hanging around these thugs,
I’ve ended up hauling a corpse.

00:59:12.094 --> 00:59:13.345 align:center
Underneath your little love story...

00:59:13.370 --> 00:59:15.680 align:center
...I can see a dark crime
story unfolding.

00:59:15.735 --> 00:59:17.618 align:center
When her father stood in your way...

00:59:17.650 --> 00:59:20.134 align:center
...you killed him, stuffed him in the trunk,
and went on the run.

00:59:20.228 --> 00:59:23.352 align:center
I can practically smell
the blood on your hands.

00:59:23.462 --> 00:59:26.868 align:center
Oh my God! You’re making a huge mistake.
You’re turning me into a suspect!

00:59:27.028 --> 00:59:27.953 align:center
Do you even know the truth?

00:59:28.118 --> 00:59:30.930 align:center
- It was you, wasn't it?
- Bhai I’m not telling you that I am Satya!

00:59:30.999 --> 00:59:33.821 align:center
- I’m asking for the actual truth!
- Does that mean you're some kind of fake?

00:59:37.106 --> 00:59:38.496 align:center
Look, here’s my ID.

00:59:39.898 --> 00:59:41.968 align:center
Now do you believe that
I’m the real Satya?

00:59:42.093 --> 00:59:43.890 align:center
Now let me tell you
the real truth, listen.

00:59:43.915 --> 00:59:45.874 align:center
- That’s what you just said!
- Ugh! Bhai...

00:59:45.996 --> 00:59:48.265 align:center
This isn't my car,
and that isn't my body!

00:59:48.365 --> 00:59:51.194 align:center
- What!
- This isn't even your car?

00:59:51.296 --> 00:59:52.921 align:center
- No...
- Then whose is it?

00:59:53.143 --> 00:59:55.319 align:center
Ugh… I stole it.

00:59:55.421 --> 00:59:58.382 align:center
But I swear, Bhai, I have no clue whose body
is in the back or how it got there.

00:59:58.689 --> 01:00:00.409 align:center
Fine. Where exactly did you
steal this car from?

01:00:01.546 --> 01:00:04.289 align:center
Before I get to that, let me tell
you how I ended up here.

01:00:05.328 --> 01:00:07.156 align:center
It was 1954...

01:00:08.015 --> 01:00:10.062 align:center
August 10th... a historic day...

01:00:10.616 --> 01:00:12.031 align:center
...the day the Guinness World Records began.

01:00:12.125 --> 01:00:14.304 align:center
Hey! What the hell does that
have to do with your story?

01:00:14.860 --> 01:00:18.130 align:center
See, my grandfather and great-grandfather were
obsessed with the Guinness Book.

01:00:18.460 --> 01:00:21.632 align:center
My father grew the longest beard in
the world, a feat no one could match.

01:00:21.890 --> 01:00:23.671 align:center
Then one morning, while out for a walk...

01:00:24.127 --> 01:00:26.070 align:center
...he tripped over his own beard,
lost his balance...

01:00:26.326 --> 01:00:28.566 align:center
...cracked his head on a tree
branch, and died on the spot.

01:00:30.195 --> 01:00:33.609 align:center
After that, my mother struggled
to raise me, surviving on online rummy.

01:00:35.356 --> 01:00:36.406 align:center
One day, she sat me down...

01:00:36.783 --> 01:00:40.236 align:center
Son... you spend your days drinking
pints and watching movies in tents.

01:00:40.369 --> 01:00:43.034 align:center
Five years have passed, you haven't
even cleared your PUC exams...

01:00:43.073 --> 01:00:45.245 align:center
...and you're just wasting
your life away.

01:00:45.557 --> 01:00:47.352 align:center
Stop hanging out with those thieves
who loot donation boxes.

01:00:47.377 --> 01:00:49.319 align:center
Cut ties with those losers.

01:00:49.384 --> 01:00:51.905 align:center
No one in our family has ever
held a government job.

01:00:52.163 --> 01:00:53.679 align:center
None of us has ever driven
a car with a red beacon.

01:00:54.796 --> 01:00:56.648 align:center
For once, understand my pain...

01:00:56.959 --> 01:00:57.902 align:center
...and make my dream come true.

01:00:59.025 --> 01:01:01.155 align:center
Mummy, you want me to
get a government job?

01:01:02.561 --> 01:01:04.093 align:center
But I haven't even finished school!

01:01:04.398 --> 01:01:05.655 align:center
Who’s going to hire me?

01:01:05.686 --> 01:01:07.905 align:center
That’s when I met the MLA’s assistant
from Hubballi...

01:01:08.069 --> 01:01:09.624 align:center
...the Pure Purandamayya.

01:01:10.280 --> 01:01:12.640 align:center
I poured my heart out
and told him everything.

01:01:12.784 --> 01:01:15.398 align:center
He said, Show up with ten lakh rupees.

01:01:15.765 --> 01:01:18.460 align:center
- Sir, ten lakhs is a lot...
- Why do you need that much?

01:01:18.566 --> 01:01:20.359 align:center
It was for a contact of mine.

01:01:20.632 --> 01:01:23.413 align:center
Some big shot promised he’d land
me a central government post.

01:01:23.633 --> 01:01:25.187 align:center
I have a Midas touch.

01:01:25.327 --> 01:01:27.816 align:center
Folks who used to sell herbs
on the street...

01:01:27.847 --> 01:01:30.687 align:center
...took money from me
and are now minting millions.

01:01:30.734 --> 01:01:31.834 align:center
You could be just like them.

01:01:32.050 --> 01:01:33.020 align:center
Mark the date...

01:01:33.801 --> 01:01:36.124 align:center
...you better have the
money by next month.

01:01:36.543 --> 01:01:38.359 align:center
- You’ll pay.
- You have to.

01:01:56.441 --> 01:01:58.941 align:center
Then he calls and says some
thief made off with the cash!

01:02:01.378 --> 01:02:03.542 align:center
Then he tells me, Don't worry, brother...

01:02:03.683 --> 01:02:07.996 align:center
...I'll get you that job. I'm just heading
abroad for six months. Then he vanished.

01:02:08.651 --> 01:02:12.126 align:center
Only then I realized.
That I'm never going to get a government job!

01:02:12.876 --> 01:02:14.845 align:center
And if I don't pay back what I borrowed...

01:02:15.173 --> 01:02:17.548 align:center
On one side, I’ve got
Single Spirit Suri hunting me...

01:02:17.635 --> 01:02:21.134 align:center
...and on the other, Naga
will tear me limb from limb.

01:02:21.641 --> 01:02:23.579 align:center
I was terrified. I ended up
sleeping at the bus stand.

01:02:23.673 --> 01:02:26.298 align:center
But because of theft issues, the cops
kicked me out of there, too.

01:02:26.891 --> 01:02:28.774 align:center
So, while I was wandering the streets...

01:02:30.102 --> 01:02:31.212 align:center
...I found a car key on the ground.

01:02:37.406 --> 01:02:39.501 align:center
A key in my hand.
A car in front of me.

01:02:40.712 --> 01:02:42.712 align:center
A car in front of me.
A key in my hand.

01:02:43.978 --> 01:02:45.824 align:center
A key in my hand.
A car in front of me.

01:02:46.751 --> 01:02:48.814 align:center
I thought, "If people can live by
cheating me..."

01:02:48.853 --> 01:02:51.189 align:center
"...why can’t I cheat
someone else for once?"

01:02:51.502 --> 01:02:53.236 align:center
I planned to sell the
car for scrap,

01:02:53.275 --> 01:02:56.119 align:center
pay off my debts, and disappear.
But just as I was about to drive off...

01:02:56.174 --> 01:02:58.711 align:center
...she jumped in.
That’s the whole truth, Boss.

01:03:01.220 --> 01:03:03.231 align:center
So, you two are no lovers.

01:03:03.466 --> 01:03:04.138 align:center
Aren't we?

01:03:05.001 --> 01:03:06.716 align:center
What do you mean, "Aren't we?"

01:03:06.802 --> 01:03:08.646 align:center
I mean... we weren't back then.

01:03:09.403 --> 01:03:10.630 align:center
But now...

01:03:10.708 --> 01:03:11.185 align:center
Yes.

01:03:11.567 --> 01:03:12.638 align:center
Ugh... Miss, you tell us your story.

01:03:12.711 --> 01:03:15.665 align:center
Well... Bhai, my name
isn't actually Madhu.

01:03:16.475 --> 01:03:17.155 align:center
It's Ahalya.

01:03:17.365 --> 01:03:17.923 align:center
Ahalya!

01:03:17.952 --> 01:03:18.766 align:center
Ahalya?

01:03:18.791 --> 01:03:20.259 align:center
My father is "Devil" David.

01:03:20.657 --> 01:03:22.376 align:center
And my uncle is "Devil" D'souza.

01:03:22.735 --> 01:03:25.040 align:center
They’re infamous as
the "Devil Brothers."

01:03:25.159 --> 01:03:26.188 align:center
You’ve probably heard of them.

01:03:26.961 --> 01:03:28.004 align:center
You mean... the "Devil" David
is your father?

01:03:28.290 --> 01:03:31.743 align:center
Wait, you know "Devil" David?

01:03:31.938 --> 01:03:35.313 align:center
When I visited Canada, I ran
into him near Niagara Falls.

01:03:35.438 --> 01:03:37.587 align:center
Isn't Niagara Falls in America?

01:03:37.637 --> 01:03:40.610 align:center
You idiot, the best part of the
falls is on the Canadian side!

01:03:40.635 --> 01:03:42.407 align:center
Drop it, Bhai. Let her continue.

01:03:43.173 --> 01:03:44.735 align:center
Yesterday was my
dad’s birthday party.

01:03:45.301 --> 01:03:47.751 align:center
[Loud party music playing on speakers]

01:03:59.684 --> 01:04:03.762 align:center
There were VIPs everywhere.
Ministers, business tycoons,

01:04:03.941 --> 01:04:05.816 align:center
all invited. But my father
was busy talking...

01:04:05.849 --> 01:04:07.473 align:center
...to Minister Sadashivayya...

01:04:07.498 --> 01:04:10.434 align:center
...about marrying me off
to his son.

01:04:10.746 --> 01:04:12.801 align:center
I wanted absolutely nothing
to do with that marriage.

01:04:13.153 --> 01:04:16.098 align:center
I knew if I stayed, he’d force
the wedding. I panicked.

01:04:16.449 --> 01:04:18.496 align:center
So I fled right in the
middle of the party.

01:04:22.306 --> 01:04:24.493 align:center
My dad’s bodyguards immediately
started chasing me.

01:04:26.534 --> 01:04:28.112 align:center
Right then, Satya was
starting the car.

01:04:28.464 --> 01:04:30.510 align:center
So I just dove into the passenger seat.

01:04:31.143 --> 01:04:34.540 align:center
From any angle, you don't look
like "Devil" David’s daughter.

01:04:34.962 --> 01:04:37.196 align:center
You doubt me? Doubt!
Doubt! DOUBT!

01:04:37.548 --> 01:04:40.212 align:center
One little question and she
shouts "doubt" three times.

01:04:40.626 --> 01:04:41.910 align:center
Just look! Look!

01:04:43.558 --> 01:04:46.142 align:center
- See for yourself!
- Oh... I see. You're right.

01:04:46.774 --> 01:04:49.219 align:center
You managed to slip
away from the party.

01:04:49.511 --> 01:04:51.831 align:center
But in all that chaos, did you
actually have time to change?

01:04:51.898 --> 01:04:54.894 align:center
Don’t mock me. I had to change
because I couldn’t run in those clothes.

01:04:56.355 --> 01:04:59.746 align:center
Then why aren’t you in any of
the family photos on Google?

01:05:00.547 --> 01:05:02.442 align:center
They are Christians.

01:05:02.778 --> 01:05:04.669 align:center
- [Gasps in surprise]
- But you have a Hindu name.

01:05:04.811 --> 01:05:06.708 align:center
The math isn't adding up, is it?

01:05:08.122 --> 01:05:09.294 align:center
I’m the child they kept hidden.
[Sighs] Because I'm the outcast.

01:05:10.174 --> 01:05:11.942 align:center
I’m the daughter from my
father’s second marriage.

01:05:12.849 --> 01:05:14.474 align:center
So basically, it’s a
coalition government.

01:05:14.661 --> 01:05:17.692 align:center
The secrets of these powerful people
run miles deep.

01:05:18.060 --> 01:05:19.317 align:center
The public doesn't have a
clue, that’s all.

01:05:20.216 --> 01:05:23.411 align:center
Bhai... let it go. You’re a
serial killer, right?

01:05:23.513 --> 01:05:24.911 align:center
Just find a way to
get rid of this body.

01:05:25.156 --> 01:05:27.524 align:center
- We’ll all get out of this safely.
- Exactly, Bhai. Make a plan.

01:05:28.213 --> 01:05:29.188 align:center
[Screams in anger] Hey!

01:05:29.290 --> 01:05:31.462 align:center
Just because I’m being patient,
you think you can...

01:05:31.502 --> 01:05:33.134 align:center
...spin me some
fairy tale stories?

01:05:33.231 --> 01:05:35.243 align:center
Tell me the truth!
Who are you two, really?

01:05:35.462 --> 01:05:37.126 align:center
Hey! Bhai, we’re
telling you the truth!

01:05:37.509 --> 01:05:39.688 align:center
[Sighs] Look… you clearly
don't realize...

01:05:39.751 --> 01:05:44.094 align:center
...what a terror I actually am.
My old persona was better for people like you.

01:05:44.127 --> 01:05:44.735 align:center
Where is it?

01:05:44.970 --> 01:05:48.165 align:center
[Intense music builds]

01:05:57.173 --> 01:05:59.793 align:center
- Bhai! Bhai, wait!
- Please, Bhai, don't do anything reckless!

01:05:59.818 --> 01:06:02.990 align:center
Listen, your father’s name might be
on your birth certificate...

01:06:03.015 --> 01:06:06.157 align:center
...but on your death certificate,
Munna Bhai will be the one signing off.

01:06:06.226 --> 01:06:08.068 align:center
Talk! If you don’t
start telling the truth,

01:06:08.093 --> 01:06:09.490 align:center
I’ll put a bullet
through your heart.

01:06:09.515 --> 01:06:11.373 align:center
I’ll dig the hole myself and
toss you in like a forgotten sock. Speak!

01:06:11.483 --> 01:06:13.959 align:center
Once I make up my mind,
I don't even listen to myself.

01:06:13.984 --> 01:06:15.709 align:center
- Just listen for one second, Bhai!
- I'm not listening!

01:06:17.084 --> 01:06:18.147 align:center
Who is it?

01:06:18.172 --> 01:06:20.068 align:center
Bro-Brother... please...

01:06:20.943 --> 01:06:22.748 align:center
- Satya, pull the trigger!
- Listen to me!

01:06:22.773 --> 01:06:24.850 align:center
- Stop playing with the gun!
- Shoot him!

01:06:25.131 --> 01:06:26.951 align:center
You can’t handle that weapon. Give it here.

01:06:26.998 --> 01:06:28.967 align:center
It’s not a toy! Listen to me!
Didn't I tell you...

01:06:29.061 --> 01:06:32.412 align:center
- Hey! Don’t you dare listen to her!
- [Music reaches a climax]

01:06:33.178 --> 01:06:33.881 align:center
[A single gunshot rings out]

01:06:34.860 --> 01:06:37.227 align:center
It’s not a toy!
Listen to me!

01:06:37.253 --> 01:06:40.563 align:center
- I said don't! Stop it!
- Shoot Satya...

01:06:40.917 --> 01:06:41.703 align:center
Gun shot

01:06:50.813 --> 01:06:52.983 align:center
I told you not to shoot, I told you!

01:06:53.223 --> 01:06:55.318 align:center
Now look at this. Everything is soaking wet.

01:06:56.171 --> 01:06:57.691 align:center
- Wait, is this a water gun?
- Yes, Boss.

01:06:58.209 --> 01:07:00.163 align:center
You mean to tell me that the
notorious Munna Bhai,

01:07:00.163 --> 01:07:03.413 align:center
wanted in 163 countries by the CCB,
the FBI, and everyone else with a badge.

01:07:03.833 --> 01:07:04.463 align:center
That’s not you?

01:07:04.843 --> 01:07:07.423 align:center
I’m no Munna Bhai, and I’m definitely
no criminal mastermind, Boss.

01:07:07.787 --> 01:07:09.170 align:center
I’m just a nobody,
exactly like you.

01:07:09.311 --> 01:07:10.334 align:center
What do you mean?

01:07:10.631 --> 01:07:12.173 align:center
There was this guy named Lord Labakdas,

01:07:12.318 --> 01:07:15.115 align:center
who started an interior design firm.

01:07:15.358 --> 01:07:17.183 align:center
He passed away twenty years ago. And then,

01:07:17.183 --> 01:07:19.463 align:center
his daughter, "Shortcut" Shakeel,
took over the business.

01:07:19.603 --> 01:07:21.858 align:center
The company is called "JILJILJIGAJIGA."

01:07:22.758 --> 01:07:24.639 align:center
I was just an employee there.

01:07:25.342 --> 01:07:27.643 align:center
Last night, I was heading
back from Hubli after

01:07:27.643 --> 01:07:29.858 align:center
wrapping up a big partnership
meeting with another firm...

01:07:31.003 --> 01:07:32.256 align:center
I never expected it!

01:07:32.444 --> 01:07:35.389 align:center
That our meeting would turn out
to be such a massive success.

01:07:35.699 --> 01:07:36.739 align:center
Thank you, Bhupathi!

01:07:37.061 --> 01:07:38.303 align:center
Thank you so much.

01:07:38.393 --> 01:07:40.029 align:center
Oh, no need to thank
me for that, Madam.

01:07:40.166 --> 01:07:41.881 align:center
I was just doing my job,
that’s all.

01:07:42.523 --> 01:07:44.068 align:center
This is exactly what I like about you.

01:07:44.759 --> 01:07:47.014 align:center
This simplicity. This honesty.

01:07:47.318 --> 01:07:48.973 align:center
It’s what I find most attractive.

01:07:50.592 --> 01:07:52.701 align:center
I'm going to promote
you to Manager.

01:07:56.990 --> 01:08:00.326 align:center
I’ll buy you a 2BHK
duplex flat for you to live.

01:08:02.123 --> 01:08:04.240 align:center
I’ll even get you a car to drive.

01:08:07.389 --> 01:08:08.639 align:center
Thank you so much, Madam.

01:08:09.068 --> 01:08:10.173 align:center
But, there is one condition.

01:08:10.746 --> 01:08:11.365 align:center
And what's that, Madam?

01:08:11.677 --> 01:08:13.014 align:center
You have to be with me.

01:08:13.748 --> 01:08:15.084 align:center
You have to do exactly as I say.

01:08:16.185 --> 01:08:17.365 align:center
We’ll fly off to Goa...

01:08:17.746 --> 01:08:19.576 align:center
Singapore, Malaysia, Bangkok...

01:08:19.601 --> 01:08:21.311 align:center
We’ll travel the world together.

01:08:21.709 --> 01:08:23.451 align:center
We’re going to have the time of our lives.

01:08:23.797 --> 01:08:25.615 align:center
- You mean... like dating?
- Exactly.

01:08:26.194 --> 01:08:28.295 align:center
I never looked at you
that way, Madam.

01:08:28.592 --> 01:08:31.576 align:center
I mean, look at the age gap between
us, it’s pretty significant, right?

01:08:31.983 --> 01:08:33.662 align:center
All is fair in love and war.

01:08:34.287 --> 01:08:34.967 align:center
Love?

01:08:35.072 --> 01:08:37.108 align:center
Ugh… it might be love for you,
but it’s a headache for me, Madam.

01:08:37.398 --> 01:08:39.037 align:center
Madam, I’m actually a decent guy.

01:08:39.240 --> 01:08:40.306 align:center
I'm still a virgin.

01:08:40.615 --> 01:08:42.084 align:center
That is precisely why I like you.

01:08:42.275 --> 01:08:45.115 align:center
Don’t push me. I’m really
not into any of this, Madam.

01:08:45.865 --> 01:08:49.803 align:center
Ugh… here I am, a woman, opening my heart
and baring my soul to you.

01:08:50.320 --> 01:08:51.818 align:center
Do my feelings
mean nothing to you?

01:08:51.920 --> 01:08:54.662 align:center
Whether you’re "opening your heart"
or whatever, I’m just not interested, Madam.

01:08:54.709 --> 01:08:55.764 align:center
No means no, plain and simple.

01:08:55.789 --> 01:08:56.983 align:center
You actually have the nerve to reject me?

01:08:57.082 --> 01:08:59.498 align:center
Fine. Consider yourself
fired, as of this second!

01:09:00.205 --> 01:09:01.217 align:center
Get out of my sight!

01:09:19.288 --> 01:09:20.373 align:center
Sorry sir! Sorry!

01:09:20.412 --> 01:09:22.459 align:center
You spill soup all over the place and
just keep chanting, "Sorry, sir... sorry, sir."

01:09:28.214 --> 01:09:30.334 align:center
Boss, I think this is our moment.

01:09:31.846 --> 01:09:33.136 align:center
Get ready, alright?

01:09:34.850 --> 01:09:37.404 align:center
Uncle, put this mask on.

01:09:38.148 --> 01:09:41.537 align:center
Alright, alright.
[Playful, eerie music plays]

01:09:42.386 --> 01:09:44.779 align:center
Now, take the gun and
point it at Uncle.
-Oh! The gun!

01:09:47.522 --> 01:09:49.934 align:center
Uncle, put this coat on as well.

01:09:50.227 --> 01:09:51.709 align:center
This too? Fine,
give it here.

01:09:55.611 --> 01:09:56.550 align:center
[A loud bang rings out]

01:09:58.571 --> 01:10:00.199 align:center
They didn't even see the gun before
their hands were in the air!

01:10:00.558 --> 01:10:01.300 align:center
Now, get in the driver's seat!

01:10:01.781 --> 01:10:02.902 align:center
Drive! Right now!

01:10:03.099 --> 01:10:05.113 align:center
I’m not joking, get
behind that wheel!

01:10:06.785 --> 01:10:07.777 align:center
And that, my friend, is how it went down.

01:10:08.026 --> 01:10:09.050 align:center
Good grief...

01:10:09.412 --> 01:10:12.964 align:center
So you mean you had us shaking in our boots
until the intermission with a toy water gun?

01:10:14.214 --> 01:10:15.996 align:center
Man... I’ve seen some sly characters.

01:10:16.308 --> 01:10:17.548 align:center
I’ve even seen tricksters.

01:10:18.068 --> 01:10:21.548 align:center
But a "comedy con-artist" like you?
That’s a first in my life.

01:10:21.794 --> 01:10:22.924 align:center
Sorry, Boss. My bad.

01:10:23.105 --> 01:10:25.266 align:center
Just think of me as your
clumsy little brother and forgive me?

01:10:25.354 --> 01:10:27.654 align:center
You snake... if you were my brother,
I’d have given my mother poison,

01:10:27.679 --> 01:10:31.441 align:center
while she was pregnant just to
spare the world from you.

01:10:31.503 --> 01:10:32.128 align:center
Move it!
Now, drive!

01:10:32.248 --> 01:10:33.899 align:center
-I don't know how to drive, boss.
-Huh?!

01:10:34.004 --> 01:10:34.561 align:center
What about you?

01:10:35.387 --> 01:10:36.417 align:center
Me neither.

01:10:39.825 --> 01:10:42.477 align:center
Sir, back in 1849, a man
named Walter Hunt...

01:10:42.502 --> 01:10:44.142 align:center
...invented the safety pin.
Do you know the story?

01:10:44.167 --> 01:10:44.589 align:center
Tell me.

01:10:44.614 --> 01:10:46.524 align:center
That little pin is
basically my savior.

01:10:46.524 --> 01:10:48.365 align:center
I can pick any lock with one of those.

01:10:48.443 --> 01:10:51.180 align:center
I’ve never seen anyone this gifted,
opening a whole car with a tiny pin.

01:10:51.235 --> 01:10:54.235 align:center
- Man, even an RBI vault is a joke to me!
- You’re a regular artist, aren't you?

01:10:58.531 --> 01:11:00.555 align:center
- What’s happening, Sir?
- Exactly what shouldn’t be happening!

01:11:00.593 --> 01:11:02.071 align:center
- Get off.
- You first, Sir.

01:11:02.384 --> 01:11:04.704 align:center
- I said you first!
- I can't, Sir! Your arse blocking the way!

01:11:14.993 --> 01:11:16.016 align:center
I swear on my life...

01:11:16.153 --> 01:11:17.969 align:center
Nobody is going to stop for us,
even if we wave all day.

01:11:18.235 --> 01:11:18.644 align:center
Why not?

01:11:18.644 --> 01:11:21.254 align:center
Think about it, Sir. What will people
think when they see these handcuffs?

01:11:21.287 --> 01:11:23.240 align:center
- They'll think I'm the cop and you're the perp!
- Why you...!

01:11:23.265 --> 01:11:23.818 align:center
-I'll smack you!
-Sorry sir!

01:11:24.067 --> 01:11:25.754 align:center
Won’t they just assume you're
the cop and I'm the crook?

01:11:25.779 --> 01:11:27.910 align:center
Let’s just ditch the cuffs and try
hitching a ride. Someone’s bound to stop.

01:11:28.497 --> 01:11:29.327 align:center
You think so?

01:11:39.688 --> 01:11:42.269 align:center
Hey, look... there are a couple
of guys looking for a lift.

01:11:42.894 --> 01:11:45.089 align:center
Don’t stop for just anyone.
Keep moving, Boss.

01:11:45.811 --> 01:11:48.566 align:center
Wait! I’ve definitely seen
this car somewhere before.

01:12:15.818 --> 01:12:17.503 align:center
My car! Where's my car?!

01:12:17.808 --> 01:12:19.730 align:center
[Sobs] My beautiful car! Oh no!

01:12:20.667 --> 01:12:23.007 align:center
Sir! Sir! I’m telling
you, this car is stolen.

01:12:23.195 --> 01:12:24.921 align:center
Zip it, man.
You know what they say...

01:12:25.007 --> 01:12:27.617 align:center
"A thief sees everything
as stolen goods."

01:12:28.144 --> 01:12:30.344 align:center
I wasn't even trying to stop, but the
damn thing is slowing down on its own.

01:12:36.074 --> 01:12:38.410 align:center
3412... that adds up to 9.
My lucky number!

01:12:38.449 --> 01:12:39.980 align:center
Get in, get in.
Thank you so much, Sir.

01:12:40.027 --> 01:12:42.574 align:center
We’ve been waiting forever.
At least you had the heart to stop.

01:12:42.639 --> 01:12:45.467 align:center
Actually, Sir... we didn’t
exactly stop for you.

01:12:45.566 --> 01:12:46.701 align:center
The car just died on us.

01:12:46.881 --> 01:12:48.211 align:center
How can it just "stop" on its own?

01:12:48.328 --> 01:12:49.983 align:center
Didn't you pull over because
I waved you down?

01:12:50.022 --> 01:12:51.639 align:center
No, Sir. Probably just engine trouble.

01:12:51.701 --> 01:12:54.364 align:center
Hey… quit joking around. How can
a car like this have "engine trouble"?

01:12:54.389 --> 01:12:55.522 align:center
Try starting it. We'll see.

01:12:56.436 --> 01:12:57.311 align:center
Go on, Sir. Give it a go.

01:12:59.345 --> 01:13:02.117 align:center
Ha! See? Told you!
Now, get in.

01:13:02.725 --> 01:13:04.207 align:center
[Grunts] Slide inside.

01:13:10.278 --> 01:13:11.795 align:center
So, where are you coming from?

01:13:12.006 --> 01:13:13.787 align:center
Sir, we’re actually a
film production crew.

01:13:13.904 --> 01:13:15.725 align:center
We’re on our way back from
location scouting in Hubli.

01:13:15.897 --> 01:13:18.622 align:center
A movie? Who’s the lead,
the producer, all that?

01:13:18.647 --> 01:13:21.954 align:center
Well, Sir… the lady in the back
is the lead actress and the producer.

01:13:22.245 --> 01:13:23.095 align:center
And the hero?

01:13:23.204 --> 01:13:25.058 align:center
He’s the hero and the director.

01:13:25.182 --> 01:13:25.795 align:center
And you?

01:13:25.927 --> 01:13:27.029 align:center
I'm just the assistant director, Sir.

01:13:27.054 --> 01:13:29.057 align:center
What’s the genre? I’m
asking because lately,

01:13:29.092 --> 01:13:30.927 align:center
all these new movies,

01:13:31.000 --> 01:13:33.956 align:center
are nothing but knives,
violence, and gore.

01:13:34.027 --> 01:13:37.456 align:center
What about yours? Is it a
comedy, a drama, or a romance?

01:13:37.503 --> 01:13:41.113 align:center
- Or maybe a thriller?
- [Chuckles] Ours has it all. Ask away.

01:13:41.231 --> 01:13:43.557 align:center
It’s the kind of story that keeps
the audience hooked until the end...

01:13:43.627 --> 01:13:44.980 align:center
with a really strong plot line.

01:13:45.042 --> 01:13:46.932 align:center
You’ve got a plot line
that strong, huh?

01:13:46.982 --> 01:13:49.253 align:center
[Stutters] W-Well, the story
is actually Madam’s, Sir. W

01:13:49.339 --> 01:13:49.909 align:center
hy don't you ask her?

01:13:50.214 --> 01:13:54.128 align:center
Since it’s a long drive, I’d love to hear
the story like a regular viewer and give my take.

01:13:54.316 --> 01:13:56.627 align:center
- You start. Tell the tale.
- The concept is mine, Sir.

01:13:56.683 --> 01:13:59.285 align:center
But our director here has turned
that concept into a full screenplay.

01:13:59.331 --> 01:14:01.632 align:center
- It would be better if he narrates it.
- Sir, no! No way!

01:14:04.787 --> 01:14:06.121 align:center
I mean, the director isn't the
only one with a voice, Sir!

01:14:06.185 --> 01:14:09.358 align:center
- You tell him, Sir.
- [Chuckles] No, Madam should tell it. Madam, go ahead.

01:14:09.397 --> 01:14:10.678 align:center
[Grits teeth] No, you tell it, Sir.

01:14:10.928 --> 01:14:13.028 align:center
Madam, please, you tell it.
[Gasps]

01:14:13.498 --> 01:14:14.646 align:center
Sir, I insists, you tell it.

01:14:14.808 --> 01:14:16.764 align:center
[Chuckles] No, no. Our Assistant
Director will tell you.

01:14:16.936 --> 01:14:18.006 align:center
He knows the story inside out.

01:14:18.147 --> 01:14:20.045 align:center
Director Sir, with you sitting
right there, how can I possibly tell it?

01:14:20.100 --> 01:14:22.847 align:center
An Assistant Director is just a Director in
waiting. It's fine, go ahead and tell it.

01:14:22.992 --> 01:14:24.746 align:center
[Stutters] Th-That... okay, Sir.

01:14:25.248 --> 01:14:27.888 align:center
In our story, the
hero’s name is Satya.

01:14:28.208 --> 01:14:29.675 align:center
He’s a massive crook.

01:14:30.501 --> 01:14:31.790 align:center
The scene opens, and...

01:14:49.338 --> 01:14:51.368 align:center
From there, three people
carrying a dead body...

01:14:51.458 --> 01:14:53.418 align:center
...are on their way to
dispose of it, Sir.

01:14:53.532 --> 01:14:56.157 align:center
But then they get stuck
at a police checkpoint.

01:14:56.248 --> 01:14:56.970 align:center
The police?

01:14:57.338 --> 01:14:58.938 align:center
[Whispers] Boss... Boss. Boss!

01:14:59.522 --> 01:15:01.829 align:center
- It's the police.
- I’ll pretend I’m asleep.

01:15:01.930 --> 01:15:03.165 align:center
You two figure it out.

01:15:03.391 --> 01:15:05.360 align:center
- Show me your documents.
- For the vehicle or for the body?

01:15:05.385 --> 01:15:06.204 align:center
Both, man!

01:15:06.243 --> 01:15:09.220 align:center
Oh boy! What, Sir? You’re sharp!
Are you from my hometown?

01:15:09.386 --> 01:15:12.329 align:center
- Hey! How’d you guess I’m from Mandya?
- [Chuckles]

01:15:12.423 --> 01:15:14.968 align:center
Sir, aren’t we famous for our Ragi Mudde
and the way we talk?

01:15:15.266 --> 01:15:17.509 align:center
- [Mutters] Just show me the insurance, buddy.
- Insurance?

01:15:17.673 --> 01:15:20.198 align:center
- Sir, I had it right here somewhere.
- [Mutters]

01:15:20.198 --> 01:15:21.071 align:center
Come on, man.

01:15:21.514 --> 01:15:24.415 align:center
Don’t you even know where
you keep your papers?

01:15:24.625 --> 01:15:27.298 align:center
I sent it for servicing the
guy must have put them somewhere else.

01:15:27.992 --> 01:15:30.954 align:center
- Fine, show me your Driver's License.
- DL...

01:15:31.024 --> 01:15:34.095 align:center
I asked for your DL,
why are you stuttering?

01:15:34.446 --> 01:15:35.532 align:center
Sir, I don't have a DL.

01:15:35.618 --> 01:15:37.038 align:center
- Then what about yours?
- Me neither.

01:15:37.568 --> 01:15:38.501 align:center
Why not, man?

01:15:38.634 --> 01:15:41.649 align:center
Sir, I went to get one, but they
asked for an Aadhaar card.

01:15:41.743 --> 01:15:44.313 align:center
- Yeah, standard.
- Wait, you don't even have Aadhaar cards?

01:15:44.384 --> 01:15:47.399 align:center
Ugh! We went to get an Aadhaar card,
but they demanded a Voter ID.

01:15:47.587 --> 01:15:49.123 align:center
No Voter ID either?

01:15:49.148 --> 01:15:51.516 align:center
Sir, I tried to get a Voter ID...

01:15:51.673 --> 01:15:52.989 align:center
but they said I needed a Ration Card.

01:15:53.329 --> 01:15:55.119 align:center
Don't tell me you don't
have a Ration Card?

01:15:55.243 --> 01:15:58.528 align:center
Sir, when I went for the Ration Card,
they asked for a house rental agreement.

01:15:58.553 --> 01:16:00.158 align:center
So why didn't you just show
the agreement and...

01:16:00.228 --> 01:16:03.228 align:center
- ...get the Ration Card?
- Who rents a house to bachelors like us?

01:16:03.228 --> 01:16:04.538 align:center
Everyone wants a "family" man.

01:16:05.337 --> 01:16:07.438 align:center
Poor guys, what a nightmare. Then what?

01:16:07.610 --> 01:16:09.968 align:center
So then we went to look
for a bride instead...

01:16:10.192 --> 01:16:12.032 align:center
But they said they wouldn’t
marry their daughter to a jobless man.

01:16:12.146 --> 01:16:15.412 align:center
Well, obviously! You should’ve found a
job first and then worried about marriage!

01:16:15.722 --> 01:16:17.812 align:center
Sir, I actually went for a job last week.

01:16:18.306 --> 01:16:20.014 align:center
But then they asked for
educational certificates.

01:16:20.188 --> 01:16:22.147 align:center
Oh boy! You mean you never
finished school?

01:16:22.218 --> 01:16:23.256 align:center
We did, Sir.

01:16:23.460 --> 01:16:26.120 align:center
We STUDIED and STUDIED, finally
got our degrees,

01:16:26.145 --> 01:16:27.443 align:center
and when we went
looking for work...

01:16:27.733 --> 01:16:29.209 align:center
They demanded a
one-lakh bribe.

01:16:29.234 --> 01:16:31.279 align:center
If things stay like this, how
are poor kids supposed to get ahead?

01:16:31.549 --> 01:16:33.029 align:center
That’s exactly why we couldn’t
get a license, Sir.

01:16:34.245 --> 01:16:35.135 align:center
Oh, Good Lord!

01:16:35.539 --> 01:16:37.467 align:center
I’ve heard a lot of stories in my time.

01:16:37.626 --> 01:16:41.092 align:center
- But today is the first time I’ve heard such a tragedy.
- 402...

01:16:41.207 --> 01:16:43.139 align:center
- Sir.
- Are you finished with the questioning?

01:16:43.202 --> 01:16:45.381 align:center
Sir, these guys don’t
have a single document.

01:16:45.439 --> 01:16:46.255 align:center
Is that so?

01:16:46.594 --> 01:16:48.084 align:center
Go on, check the other cars.

01:16:48.683 --> 01:16:50.114 align:center
The kinds of people
you meet!

01:16:50.147 --> 01:16:52.928 align:center
Just slide me five hundred...
and get moving.

01:16:53.992 --> 01:16:54.717 align:center
What is this...

01:16:55.315 --> 01:16:56.537 align:center
Why is this note soaking wet?

01:16:56.562 --> 01:16:59.443 align:center
I was sweating bullets just
looking at you, Sir.

01:16:59.787 --> 01:17:01.326 align:center
Tch… disgusting fellow!

01:17:02.764 --> 01:17:04.325 align:center
What’s in the trunk?

01:17:04.350 --> 01:17:06.873 align:center
[Chuckles] There’s a dead body in the
trunk. we already told your friend.

01:17:07.022 --> 01:17:09.662 align:center
What? Is there no limit
to your joking, man?

01:17:09.736 --> 01:17:11.716 align:center
Get out of here, you
filthy characters. Go!

01:17:11.716 --> 01:17:13.443 align:center
[Laughs]

01:17:13.545 --> 01:17:15.701 align:center
We managed to fool the cops and
were just about to head off,

01:17:15.756 --> 01:17:17.834 align:center
- When two guys asked for a lift, Sir.
- And then?

01:17:18.083 --> 01:17:20.739 align:center
- Well, how would we know after that, Sir?
- You don’t know that part either?

01:17:20.764 --> 01:17:22.334 align:center
I mean, we haven’t actually
written the climax yet...

01:17:22.359 --> 01:17:23.803 align:center
- We're still brainstorming.
- Still discussing it, Sir.

01:17:23.833 --> 01:17:25.162 align:center
We don't know what happens next.

01:17:25.568 --> 01:17:27.756 align:center
By the way, those guys
who asked for a ride...

01:17:28.021 --> 01:17:29.873 align:center
...make them policemen.

01:17:30.068 --> 01:17:31.904 align:center
- Make it a cop and a thief.
- Hey!

01:17:31.943 --> 01:17:33.717 align:center
- [Fearful grunt]
- Sit still.

01:17:33.897 --> 01:17:34.818 align:center
- Yeah, make them cops.
- If you make them police...

01:17:34.971 --> 01:17:37.131 align:center
...the tension, the buildup...

01:17:37.311 --> 01:17:40.068 align:center
- It’ll look incredible on the big screen.
- W-We'll do that.

01:17:40.172 --> 01:17:41.490 align:center
- It’ll be a real thriller.
- [Nervous chuckle]

01:17:41.537 --> 01:17:43.131 align:center
- Right. You're absolutely right.
- Just a suggestion, of course.

01:17:43.168 --> 01:17:45.943 align:center
Don't take it the wrong way.
I'm only saying this because…

01:17:46.326 --> 01:17:49.154 align:center
Well, I’m a police officer myself, so…
[Grunts]

01:17:50.218 --> 01:17:53.334 align:center
- You’re a cop, Sir?
- Yeah. Take a look at these cuffs.

01:17:53.608 --> 01:17:56.725 align:center
- What a sudden twist!
- Quite a surprise for me too.

01:18:03.722 --> 01:18:06.233 align:center
Tch... My unlucky number again. So?

01:18:06.506 --> 01:18:09.834 align:center
This... if you actually
make this movie…

01:18:10.045 --> 01:18:11.154 align:center
I guarantee it,
it’ll be a blockbuster.

01:18:11.233 --> 01:18:14.209 align:center
- [Hesitates] You said it yourself, Sir.
- Said what?

01:18:14.506 --> 01:18:15.834 align:center
Superhit.

01:18:15.941 --> 01:18:18.686 align:center
"Super Hit"? That's the title?
Oh, it definitely will be.

01:18:19.947 --> 01:18:21.983 align:center
This guy has been calling
incessantly for a while now.

01:18:23.830 --> 01:18:24.733 align:center
Hey! Who is this?

01:18:24.957 --> 01:18:26.176 align:center
Why do you keep calling?

01:18:26.201 --> 01:18:27.740 align:center
After I decline, can't you get it
through your head that I’m busy!

01:18:27.937 --> 01:18:29.709 align:center
Hey! This is the Commissioner speaking.

01:18:29.787 --> 01:18:31.233 align:center
S-Sir... Sorry, Sir!

01:18:31.505 --> 01:18:33.826 align:center
I was just getting so many calls.
I thought it was some unknown number,

01:18:33.883 --> 01:18:36.553 align:center
a spam call, or some idiot
wasting my time, so I hung up, Sir.

01:18:36.699 --> 01:18:39.350 align:center
Listen... a car has
been stolen from Hubli.

01:18:39.387 --> 01:18:42.154 align:center
Oh, boy! A car was
stolen from Hubli, Sir?

01:18:42.423 --> 01:18:45.131 align:center
Hello! I know you’re the
ones who stole this car.

01:18:45.318 --> 01:18:47.225 align:center
- Now the police are going to find out.
- But, brother...

01:18:47.483 --> 01:18:48.904 align:center
How did you even know
this car was stolen?

01:18:49.037 --> 01:18:50.733 align:center
Because I’m the one
who stole it first!

01:18:50.860 --> 01:18:53.108 align:center
You just stole it after me.
I’m the senior thief here.

01:18:54.079 --> 01:18:56.436 align:center
Wait… so the dead body
in the trunk belongs to you?

01:18:56.498 --> 01:18:57.178 align:center
Dead body?

01:18:57.233 --> 01:18:59.412 align:center
Hey, what are you talking about?
I have absolutely nothing to do with that!

01:18:59.509 --> 01:19:01.809 align:center
- Come on... it's yours.
- No, Sir! I don't know a thing about it!

01:19:01.924 --> 01:19:03.384 align:center
I’m going to give you the plate
number, write it down.

01:19:03.723 --> 01:19:05.423 align:center
Quick! Someone give me
a pen and paper!

01:19:05.522 --> 01:19:07.178 align:center
Pen and paper...
Here, Sir, I’ll give it to you.

01:19:07.287 --> 01:19:09.943 align:center
[Mutters] Uh.. where is it? Here, Sir.
-Hurry.

01:19:10.850 --> 01:19:11.842 align:center
Sir, tell me the number.

01:19:12.113 --> 01:19:16.133 align:center
- KA 09 MH...
- K A 0 9 M H...

01:19:16.326 --> 01:19:18.317 align:center
- Oh! That’s our district code.
- ...2412.

01:19:18.342 --> 01:19:19.639 align:center
2 4 1 2...

01:19:19.844 --> 01:19:22.256 align:center
Got it, Sir. And the color?

01:19:22.522 --> 01:19:23.756 align:center
- It’s yellow.
- Yellow?

01:19:33.137 --> 01:19:35.051 align:center
By any means the thief won't escape.

01:19:35.076 --> 01:19:36.746 align:center
Sir! This is the car you're looking for.
-Hey! Take the pen and let's go!

01:19:36.746 --> 01:19:38.451 align:center
They're kidnapping me,
come save me, sir!

01:19:38.957 --> 01:19:40.568 align:center
2 4 1 2.

01:19:43.233 --> 01:19:45.263 align:center
Pull over!
Move it, quickly!

01:19:45.703 --> 01:19:47.365 align:center
Chase that car!
Fast! Fast!

01:19:47.529 --> 01:19:49.943 align:center
Sir, I promised my girlfriend I
wouldn't drive over 40 km/h, Sir.

01:19:50.123 --> 01:19:51.951 align:center
You won’t go over 40?
Look at this.

01:19:52.045 --> 01:19:54.928 align:center
- Sir, why the gun, Sir?!
- I’ll shoot you! Drive!

01:20:07.063 --> 01:20:10.453 align:center
Hey! Don’t stop for anyone. Don’t stick your nose
in other people’s business didn’t I say that?

01:20:10.494 --> 01:20:12.118 align:center
But no, you had to stop for the police.
Now look at the mess we're in.

01:20:12.151 --> 01:20:13.221 align:center
Hey, just sit there and be quiet!

01:20:13.313 --> 01:20:15.477 align:center
I didn’t stop the car.
It stopped all by itself!

01:20:15.540 --> 01:20:17.305 align:center
It just starts on its own now?
What, is it possessed by a ghost?

01:20:17.384 --> 01:20:18.634 align:center
Maybe! Who knows?

01:20:18.659 --> 01:20:19.829 align:center
[knocking sounds]

01:20:21.880 --> 01:20:23.321 align:center
[knocking sounds]

01:20:25.450 --> 01:20:26.810 align:center
[knocking sounds]

01:20:30.638 --> 01:20:31.998 align:center
[knocking sounds]

01:20:34.001 --> 01:20:35.361 align:center
[knocking sounds]

01:20:37.760 --> 01:20:39.120 align:center
[knocking sounds]

01:20:47.776 --> 01:20:49.136 align:center
[knocking sounds]

01:20:52.035 --> 01:20:54.800 align:center
Alright, enough with the
suspenseful music. Open it up.

01:20:54.901 --> 01:20:55.433 align:center
Open it!

01:21:00.983 --> 01:21:02.453 align:center
Must be a dinosaur in this trunk...

01:21:03.378 --> 01:21:04.067 align:center
[Grunts]

01:21:04.574 --> 01:21:06.761 align:center
Oh, Mother!
[Heavy breathing]

01:21:07.263 --> 01:21:08.324 align:center
[Gasps] Who's this?

01:21:09.152 --> 01:21:10.660 align:center
- Who is this?
- Hey!

01:21:11.199 --> 01:21:13.941 align:center
Who are you people?
Why did you kidnap me?!

01:21:14.113 --> 01:21:15.894 align:center
- No, Sir...
- Wait, aren't you dead yet?

01:21:16.135 --> 01:21:17.074 align:center
Wait, are you the guy
who killed him?

01:21:17.167 --> 01:21:19.220 align:center
No! Not me. I don’t
even know who he is.

01:21:19.935 --> 01:21:21.675 align:center
[Grunts]

01:21:23.535 --> 01:21:25.202 align:center
My car!
-Your car?

01:21:25.355 --> 01:21:27.175 align:center
My car!
My precious car!

01:21:28.190 --> 01:21:29.722 align:center
You actually kidnapped me...
in my own vehicle?

01:21:29.747 --> 01:21:31.886 align:center
Sir, if you don’t mind,
could you spare me a safety pin?

01:21:32.035 --> 01:21:33.292 align:center
- This car belongs to you?
- [Mutters]

01:21:33.996 --> 01:21:36.402 align:center
[Gasps]
This is my lucky charm.

01:21:36.464 --> 01:21:37.494 align:center
My absolute sweetheart.

01:21:37.519 --> 01:21:39.324 align:center
Hello! Listen to me, Sir.
This is my car.

01:21:39.675 --> 01:21:41.371 align:center
I’ve been the one behind
the wheel this whole time.

01:21:41.456 --> 01:21:42.925 align:center
If it’s really yours, you
should’ve been sitting there.

01:21:43.313 --> 01:21:44.430 align:center
By the way,
who even are you?

01:21:45.399 --> 01:21:48.696 align:center
- My name is L.K.B...
- LKB? What’s that stand for?

01:21:48.855 --> 01:21:50.775 align:center
The whole world knows LKB.
Don’t tell me you don’t?

01:21:51.955 --> 01:21:53.118 align:center
LKB stands for...

01:21:53.634 --> 01:21:55.255 align:center
Lucky Baskar!

01:21:55.430 --> 01:21:57.579 align:center
Alright, Mr. Lucky, why were you
sleeping in the trunk then?

01:21:58.019 --> 01:22:01.204 align:center
This "lucky" guy was in the
trunk because...

01:22:01.274 --> 01:22:02.532 align:center
...of a very complicated story.

01:22:02.764 --> 01:22:04.485 align:center
Back in 1995...

01:22:04.865 --> 01:22:08.048 align:center
I met a rich man's girl named
Dimple at a temple...

01:22:08.204 --> 01:22:09.345 align:center
I fell in love and we got married.

01:22:09.370 --> 01:22:12.079 align:center
Sir... if you're married, surely you
have a safety pin on you?

01:22:12.736 --> 01:22:14.423 align:center
Hey! Just find a way
to shut him up, man.

01:22:14.604 --> 01:22:15.985 align:center
- Stuff him back in the sack.
- You do it!

01:22:16.605 --> 01:22:18.704 align:center
Her father was Motilal Hosawal.

01:22:19.304 --> 01:22:20.485 align:center
A very wealthy man!

01:22:21.003 --> 01:22:23.780 align:center
I took all the money from
my father-in-law and…

01:22:23.805 --> 01:22:24.891 align:center
Let me guess, you invested it?

01:22:25.025 --> 01:22:27.025 align:center
I’m not exactly known for
having good intentions.

01:22:27.215 --> 01:22:30.009 align:center
Mainly because there isn’t a single
bad habit I haven't mastered.

01:22:30.119 --> 01:22:31.727 align:center
I took all that cash and…

01:22:32.086 --> 01:22:33.712 align:center
...invested it all at a casino.

01:22:34.355 --> 01:22:35.524 align:center
I lost everything.

01:22:35.673 --> 01:22:38.493 align:center
I thought I’d take one last
shot to win it all back…

01:22:38.798 --> 01:22:42.290 align:center
I borrowed money from anyone
who would listen.

01:22:44.052 --> 01:22:45.922 align:center
- [in unison] And?
- And what?

01:22:46.319 --> 01:22:47.907 align:center
I lost that money too.

01:22:48.596 --> 01:22:50.373 align:center
- Didn't the lenders
try to tear you apart?

01:22:50.407 --> 01:22:51.108 align:center
Oh, they did.

01:22:51.658 --> 01:22:54.391 align:center
They did exactly what you’d
expect them to do.

01:22:54.423 --> 01:22:59.328 align:center
Bhaskar, you may end your
life due to lender troubles,

01:22:59.474 --> 01:23:02.634 align:center
I took a suicide insurance policy in your
name with myself as the beneficiary.

01:23:03.085 --> 01:23:05.610 align:center
By God's grace if you die soon,

01:23:05.635 --> 01:23:07.945 align:center
at least the insurance
check would clear.

01:23:08.168 --> 01:23:11.251 align:center
But you just won't die, and I
haven't paid back a cent.

01:23:11.597 --> 01:23:14.737 align:center
I was handing out bad checks
like they were candy.

01:23:14.943 --> 01:23:16.321 align:center
I borrowed from everyone in town.

01:23:16.571 --> 01:23:19.618 align:center
by paying for the lawsuits
by my own pockets,

01:23:19.767 --> 01:23:22.009 align:center
I’m basically saving your skin
by fighting your legal battles.

01:23:22.181 --> 01:23:23.157 align:center
Do you even know why?

01:23:23.182 --> 01:23:25.132 align:center
Because that "commission" you
took is actually...

01:23:25.259 --> 01:23:27.626 align:center
...the same money you lent me.
Yeah, I know.

01:23:27.705 --> 01:23:30.295 align:center
And I also know it’s
unaccounted black money.

01:23:30.701 --> 01:23:31.602 align:center
What are you going to do?

01:23:31.627 --> 01:23:33.627 align:center
You can’t exactly file
a police report against me,

01:23:33.796 --> 01:23:36.555 align:center
You can't even sue me.
But hey, I’m a loyal guy.

01:23:36.701 --> 01:23:38.401 align:center
[Laughs] Sooner or later...

01:23:38.498 --> 01:23:40.938 align:center
...your money will find
its way back to you.

01:23:41.113 --> 01:23:44.704 align:center
Whether the Sabarimala temple is
open all year or not...

01:23:44.961 --> 01:23:47.704 align:center
...you’re always there wearing
your Ayyappa maale.

01:23:48.613 --> 01:23:49.399 align:center
We are devotees, man.

01:23:49.623 --> 01:23:51.868 align:center
Don’t talk trash.
Have some respect.

01:23:52.012 --> 01:23:53.704 align:center
Look... this money,

01:23:53.759 --> 01:23:56.954 align:center
is just like those free cookers
politicians hand out during elections.

01:23:57.016 --> 01:23:59.149 align:center
Here today, gone tomorrow.

01:23:59.314 --> 01:24:02.618 align:center
But friendship? That’s like underwear,
you wear it close to the skin.

01:24:02.775 --> 01:24:04.454 align:center
It sticks with you.

01:24:04.649 --> 01:24:08.609 align:center
If you don’t return that one crore
you owe me within the month…

01:24:08.918 --> 01:24:10.493 align:center
I will end you…

01:24:10.595 --> 01:24:13.415 align:center
I’ll take the murder charge, go
to prison, and be done with it.

01:24:13.908 --> 01:24:17.028 align:center
Relax, friend. I’ll pay you back
before I kick my life's bucket.

01:24:17.235 --> 01:24:20.005 align:center
- And when exactly is that?
- "When?" Nobody knows the "when."

01:24:20.211 --> 01:24:23.511 align:center
Besides, this isn’t the right
time to be asking or hearing that.

01:24:23.735 --> 01:24:26.626 align:center
To pay off everything
I already owed...

01:24:27.227 --> 01:24:29.813 align:center
I just borrowed from a new guy.
-[in unison] Damn!

01:24:30.675 --> 01:24:31.415 align:center
- Wait, what?!
- Brother...

01:24:31.561 --> 01:24:33.665 align:center
Look, I can’t give you a
full crore for this car.

01:24:34.012 --> 01:24:35.446 align:center
I’ll give you fifty lakhs...

01:24:36.185 --> 01:24:38.290 align:center
Take it or leave it.
it’s entirely up to you.

01:24:38.787 --> 01:24:40.313 align:center
<i>The guy actually thinks my
junk car,</i>

01:24:40.546 --> 01:24:43.415 align:center
<i>is a genuine Lamborghini Urus.
What a dimwit.</i>

01:24:43.712 --> 01:24:47.102 align:center
[Laughs] No problem.
Fifty lakhs is plenty.

01:24:47.591 --> 01:24:50.441 align:center
Just make sure you pay the
interest on time every month.

01:24:51.039 --> 01:24:53.266 align:center
[Chuckles] Don't you
worry about a thing.

01:24:53.563 --> 01:24:55.907 align:center
With the amount of interest
I'm paying on this car...

01:24:56.146 --> 01:24:58.571 align:center
...you’ll be able to build at
least ten more skyscrapers.

01:24:58.826 --> 01:25:02.157 align:center
So you took that money, went to
a casino, and blew it all, didn’t you?

01:25:02.563 --> 01:25:03.774 align:center
Nope. This time, I
bet it all on a horse.

01:25:04.095 --> 01:25:06.055 align:center
[Laughs]
Lost it there too.

01:25:06.423 --> 01:25:07.001 align:center
And then?

01:25:07.868 --> 01:25:11.352 align:center
Well, David eventually realizes this
isn’t some high-end German import.

01:25:11.474 --> 01:25:12.555 align:center
<i>You absolute snake!</i>

01:25:12.871 --> 01:25:15.431 align:center
You played me! You passed off this
piece of junk as a Porsche!

01:25:15.657 --> 01:25:17.688 align:center
You scammed me out of
fifty lakhs, you cheat!

01:25:17.824 --> 01:25:20.134 align:center
Scammed you? You handed
it over yourself!

01:25:20.268 --> 01:25:23.128 align:center
If you don't settle the debt
and interest within the month…

01:25:23.752 --> 01:25:26.024 align:center
I’ll douse you in petrol and burn
you right inside this car!

01:25:26.196 --> 01:25:27.938 align:center
- [Cries in terror]
<i>- I’m not letting you go!</i>

01:25:28.259 --> 01:25:30.759 align:center
[Stutters] Okay! Okay! Fine,
brother. I’ll settle up.

01:25:31.640 --> 01:25:32.221 align:center
That’s basically the gist of it.

01:25:32.246 --> 01:25:33.907 align:center
Good grief! How many different
people have you borrowed from?

01:25:33.932 --> 01:25:36.173 align:center
There’s no counting how many trees
the great Thimmakka planted.

01:25:36.293 --> 01:25:37.475 align:center
- And there's no counting his debts either.
- [Laughs]

01:25:37.559 --> 01:25:38.449 align:center
- Very sharp!
- [Chuckles]

01:25:38.527 --> 01:25:39.680 align:center
Sir, what happened
after that?

01:25:40.549 --> 01:25:41.501 align:center
Then…

01:25:42.074 --> 01:25:44.485 align:center
I went to see a Don
"Pint" Padmaraj.

01:25:46.470 --> 01:25:47.227 align:center
[Gasps]

01:25:48.852 --> 01:25:51.649 align:center
Hey… he looks exactly
like you in this photo.

01:25:51.891 --> 01:25:54.131 align:center
Not "like" me.
That is me.

01:25:54.259 --> 01:25:55.259 align:center
[Chuckles]

01:25:55.495 --> 01:25:58.009 align:center
You’re planning all this
without even telling me?

01:25:58.141 --> 01:26:01.329 align:center
You’re supposed to kidnap me,
then call up my wife...

01:26:01.536 --> 01:26:05.352 align:center
...and say, "If you want your husband
back, it’ll cost you one crore."

01:26:05.407 --> 01:26:08.055 align:center
That’s how you blackmail her
and secure the cash.

01:26:08.443 --> 01:26:10.548 align:center
She’s crazy about me.

01:26:10.806 --> 01:26:12.013 align:center
She’ll pay up for sure.

01:26:12.071 --> 01:26:13.477 align:center
Out of that, eighty lakhs for me,

01:26:13.555 --> 01:26:14.665 align:center
and twenty for you.

01:26:15.632 --> 01:26:17.992 align:center
According to the plan, they
were supposed to kidnap me.

01:26:18.454 --> 01:26:20.220 align:center
How did you guys end up kidnapping me?

01:26:25.288 --> 01:26:26.038 align:center
This is what happened.

01:26:26.081 --> 01:26:27.454 align:center
Even after this much,

01:26:27.632 --> 01:26:29.180 align:center
you’re telling it like it’s nothing?

01:26:29.450 --> 01:26:31.282 align:center
Lucky Sir, please,
the safety pin?

01:26:31.820 --> 01:26:32.618 align:center
Who is this guy?

01:26:32.879 --> 01:26:35.110 align:center
He says "Give me a pin,
give me a pin," over and over!

01:26:35.265 --> 01:26:37.665 align:center
- What’s your deal, man?
- I’m a thief, Sir.

01:26:37.759 --> 01:26:39.621 align:center
My street name is
"Safety Pin" Govinda.

01:26:39.734 --> 01:26:41.234 align:center
Well, you’re certainly built like a pin.

01:26:41.510 --> 01:26:43.840 align:center
That's a weird alias.
How did you get stuck with it?

01:26:43.951 --> 01:26:45.790 align:center
Back in 1849...

01:26:45.927 --> 01:26:47.377 align:center
There was a man
named Walter Hunt.

01:26:47.696 --> 01:26:48.118 align:center
He invent

01:26:48.282 --> 01:26:50.610 align:center
Oh boy! He showed up
just as I started my origin story.

01:26:50.641 --> 01:26:52.861 align:center
How many times are you going
to repeat the same old flashback?

01:26:53.788 --> 01:26:56.485 align:center
Excuse me, and who is
this new character?

01:26:56.712 --> 01:27:00.321 align:center
Assistant Sub-Inspector
of Police... Poornachandra!

01:27:01.470 --> 01:27:02.618 align:center
[Chuckles] The second they
twirl their mustache,

01:27:02.643 --> 01:27:04.360 align:center
everyone thinks
they're an inspector.

01:27:04.425 --> 01:27:05.592 align:center
and we’re just expected to buy it.

01:27:05.664 --> 01:27:07.211 align:center
Oh! [Trembles in fear]

01:27:09.398 --> 01:27:11.587 align:center
What, cat got your tongue now
that you’ve seen the gun?

01:27:11.800 --> 01:27:14.397 align:center
- Bloody LKB.
- [Chuckles] Sir...

01:27:14.644 --> 01:27:16.563 align:center
- How do you know my name?
- What?

01:27:17.033 --> 01:27:18.581 align:center
- Is your name actually LKB?
- [Chuckles] Yeah!

01:27:18.773 --> 01:27:21.693 align:center
[Murmurs] 7... Tch.
Another unlucky number.

01:27:21.788 --> 01:27:23.929 align:center
Sir, that LKB and this
LKB are totally different.

01:27:23.954 --> 01:27:26.626 align:center
Sir, he’s not who you think.
It stands for Lucky Baskar.

01:27:26.679 --> 01:27:29.634 align:center
Lucky Baskar... that adds up to 6!

01:27:29.811 --> 01:27:31.181 align:center
Ah, now you’re definitely caught.

01:27:32.561 --> 01:27:33.941 align:center
All of you teamed up...

01:27:34.253 --> 01:27:36.727 align:center
...stole this car,
stuffed a body in the back,

01:27:36.868 --> 01:27:38.907 align:center
cooked up some cinematic
sob story,

01:27:38.977 --> 01:27:40.970 align:center
and tried to play me for a fool,
didn't you?

01:27:41.040 --> 01:27:42.688 align:center
They didn't just try, Sir.
They succeeded.

01:27:42.743 --> 01:27:43.791 align:center
- Hey…
- It’s the truth, Sir.

01:27:44.081 --> 01:27:46.151 align:center
I’m not letting a single
one of you go. Just wait.

01:27:46.271 --> 01:27:47.493 align:center
But I didn't do anything, Sir!

01:27:51.298 --> 01:27:54.031 align:center
Sir! Good evening.
Sir, about that...

01:27:54.439 --> 01:27:55.204 align:center
I found the car,

01:27:55.303 --> 01:27:56.852 align:center
Sir matching the exact
plate number you gave me.

01:27:57.115 --> 01:27:58.610 align:center
- Ello car?
- It’s right here, Sir.

01:27:58.790 --> 01:27:59.657 align:center
Ello car?

01:27:59.867 --> 01:28:01.641 align:center
Yes, Sir. It’s right
here in front of me.

01:28:01.821 --> 01:28:03.852 align:center
I’m asking you again,
is it definitely yellow?

01:28:04.036 --> 01:28:06.266 align:center
That’s right, Sir.
I’ve secured the yellow car.

01:28:06.358 --> 01:28:08.829 align:center
There should be a black flash drive
somewhere inside. Search for it.

01:28:11.415 --> 01:28:12.602 align:center
What on earth is he looking for?

01:28:16.543 --> 01:28:17.533 align:center
Did you find it?

01:28:18.164 --> 01:28:19.795 align:center
Found it, Sir.
I have the drive right here.

01:28:20.110 --> 01:28:21.360 align:center
Now listen closely...

01:28:21.399 --> 01:28:22.165 align:center
Hold on a minute, sir.

01:28:22.196 --> 01:28:24.509 align:center
<i>Pay attention to what I’m telling you.
Bring it to me immediately.</i>

01:28:24.962 --> 01:28:26.977 align:center
- Me, Sir?
- Yes, you!

01:28:27.157 --> 01:28:30.243 align:center
[Hesitates] Well, Sir--
my wife is pregnant.

01:28:30.579 --> 01:28:33.031 align:center
If I’m not there for her,
won’t she be upset, Sir?

01:28:33.610 --> 01:28:36.368 align:center
[Sighs] What’s on this thing
that’s so important anyway, Sir?

01:28:36.591 --> 01:28:38.532 align:center
My daughter’s certificates
are on there.

01:28:38.649 --> 01:28:41.571 align:center
Her grade reports and some
identity documents, that’s all.

01:28:41.845 --> 01:28:44.055 align:center
If you can’t make it,
send it with someone else.

01:28:44.374 --> 01:28:45.658 align:center
Understood, Sir.

01:28:45.938 --> 01:28:47.981 align:center
Whoever is delivering
the flash drive...

01:28:48.071 --> 01:28:50.471 align:center
WhatsApp me his photo
and his phone number.

01:28:50.533 --> 01:28:51.001 align:center
<i>Will do, Sir.</i>

01:28:51.450 --> 01:28:53.173 align:center
And send them to the
area near the High Court.

01:28:53.386 --> 01:28:55.493 align:center
Our attorney, BNM,
will be waiting there.

01:28:55.856 --> 01:28:57.579 align:center
Tell the courier to hand the
drive directly to him.

01:28:57.706 --> 01:28:58.280 align:center
<i>Got it, Sir.</i>

01:28:59.423 --> 01:29:00.610 align:center
Hey... hold it right there.

01:29:01.621 --> 01:29:02.399 align:center
You too.

01:29:02.696 --> 01:29:04.595 align:center
[Chuckles] Sir, Sir...
smile for the camera!

01:29:05.101 --> 01:29:07.481 align:center
That smile of yours is
about to be on the record.

01:29:07.735 --> 01:29:08.501 align:center
Wait, mine too, Sir?

01:29:09.305 --> 01:29:11.361 align:center
Yours? Your face is already
on file at the station, buddy.

01:29:11.437 --> 01:29:13.391 align:center
That’s not fair, Sir.
The lighting was bad in that one.

01:29:13.727 --> 01:29:14.962 align:center
-[Grunts]
-Let it be, sir.

01:29:15.735 --> 01:29:19.360 align:center
Sir, I've sent the photos of
the guys delivering the drive now.

01:29:19.470 --> 01:29:21.016 align:center
Please take a look, Sir.
Thank you.

01:29:22.336 --> 01:29:23.720 align:center
- Catch!
- Sir...

01:29:24.110 --> 01:29:25.786 align:center
There’s a lawyer named
BNM near the courthouse.

01:29:25.915 --> 01:29:27.290 align:center
You must deliver this
drive straight to him.

01:29:27.611 --> 01:29:30.291 align:center
If I find out you’ve tried
any funny business…

01:29:30.376 --> 01:29:32.454 align:center
I’ll beat you senseless, throw you in
a cell, and have you breaking rocks. Clear?

01:29:32.515 --> 01:29:33.126 align:center
Understood?
-Yes sir.

01:29:33.376 --> 01:29:34.720 align:center
Yes, sir.
-Now get out of here!

01:29:34.898 --> 01:29:35.438 align:center
Yes, Sir.

01:29:35.813 --> 01:29:37.032 align:center
Sir, can I leave too?

01:29:38.235 --> 01:29:40.704 align:center
- You’re still standing here?
- What about my car?

01:29:40.743 --> 01:29:43.357 align:center
Your car has been impounded.
Come to the station to reclaim it.

01:29:44.249 --> 01:29:45.719 align:center
- Sir!
<i>- Hurry up.</i>

01:29:45.873 --> 01:29:46.298 align:center
Ok, sir.

01:29:46.365 --> 01:29:48.985 align:center
Bloody hell! Thanks to you lot,
I’ve got to go to the station now!

01:29:49.040 --> 01:29:50.399 align:center
I should have given you a
proper thrashing!

01:29:58.522 --> 01:30:01.115 align:center
Who is she? She sounds like she
missed her government welfare check,

01:30:01.264 --> 01:30:04.381 align:center
calling non-stop, whining that
her husband isn't home yet.

01:30:08.701 --> 01:30:11.100 align:center
- Hello.
- My husband still hasn't come home!

01:30:11.154 --> 01:30:14.358 align:center
<i>Did I not leave the money in the suitcase?
The snacks and the whiskey too?</i>

01:30:14.545 --> 01:30:16.725 align:center
I just want my husband back, that’s all.

01:30:16.826 --> 01:30:18.237 align:center
<i>What kind of woman
do you take me for?</i>

01:30:18.342 --> 01:30:20.983 align:center
I haven’t gone shopping or to the salon
without him, and I haven’t even touched biryani.

01:30:21.008 --> 01:30:22.951 align:center
I haven’t gone for walks
or had any ice cream.

01:30:23.058 --> 01:30:24.756 align:center
<i>I didn't even put on
any nail polish!</i>

01:30:24.858 --> 01:30:26.873 align:center
[Hindi] I want my husband back.
Do you understand?

01:30:26.959 --> 01:30:27.763 align:center
[Hindi] Where is he?

01:30:27.858 --> 01:30:29.592 align:center
If you don’t send him back,
I’m filing a police report.

01:30:29.654 --> 01:30:31.115 align:center
I’ll see you in jail!

01:30:31.193 --> 01:30:32.889 align:center
Good Lord! You’ve turned into
a total nightmare.

01:30:33.012 --> 01:30:35.192 align:center
I sent your husband
off at 5:30 this morning.

01:30:35.217 --> 01:30:36.779 align:center
If he isn’t there yet,
what am I supposed to do?

01:30:38.029 --> 01:30:41.108 align:center
Sometimes the server goes down
and delivery gets delayed.

01:30:41.147 --> 01:30:43.850 align:center
Just hold your horses.
Your husband will definitely show up.

01:30:49.170 --> 01:30:51.483 align:center
That son of a gun…
that LKB,

01:30:51.508 --> 01:30:53.186 align:center
why does he keep calling?

01:30:53.967 --> 01:30:55.842 align:center
That swine, he keeps
hanging up on me.

01:31:02.428 --> 01:31:04.342 align:center
[Grunts] Wait. I’ll deal with him.

01:31:06.209 --> 01:31:07.459 align:center
- Hello.
- Hello! Hello!

01:31:07.748 --> 01:31:09.967 align:center
Hello! You!
Where the hell are you?

01:31:10.248 --> 01:31:12.256 align:center
Boss! Boss! Take it easy.
Don't get worked up.

01:31:12.561 --> 01:31:15.303 align:center
"Easy"? Why didn’t you
idiots kidnap me?

01:31:15.553 --> 01:31:16.772 align:center
What happened that day was...

01:31:17.459 --> 01:31:20.084 align:center
We stole a car specifically
to kidnap you.

01:31:32.310 --> 01:31:34.576 align:center
Just like the plan,
we kidnapped you.

01:31:54.778 --> 01:31:57.162 align:center
But then someone else came
along and kidnapped you!

01:32:00.337 --> 01:32:02.488 align:center
Then your wife, Dimple...

01:32:02.712 --> 01:32:04.801 align:center
talking about crores,
mutton, and whiskey...

01:32:05.066 --> 01:32:06.652 align:center
...well, she tempted us.

01:32:06.847 --> 01:32:08.480 align:center
- Hello?
- Sir! Sir!

01:32:08.762 --> 01:32:10.722 align:center
I’ll do whatever you want, Sir.

01:32:10.965 --> 01:32:13.730 align:center
<i>Please don’t hurt my husband.
Just let him go, Sir.</i>

01:32:14.043 --> 01:32:16.314 align:center
Just like you asked,
I’ve packed 1 crore,

01:32:16.496 --> 01:32:18.293 align:center
with 5 quarters of whiskey,

01:32:18.392 --> 01:32:20.459 align:center
the meat inside the suitcase, Sir.

01:32:20.639 --> 01:32:22.686 align:center
[Hindi] I left it by
the gate, Sir.

01:32:22.834 --> 01:32:26.350 align:center
Please let him go.
Don’t lay a finger on my husband.

01:32:26.381 --> 01:32:27.693 align:center
[Sobs] He’s the only
husband I’ve got, Sir!

01:32:27.811 --> 01:32:29.792 align:center
- The money! What about the money?!
- We got it, Boss!

01:32:30.139 --> 01:32:31.112 align:center
[Laughs]

01:32:31.399 --> 01:32:32.958 align:center
Hey! Excellent!
Brilliant!

01:32:33.287 --> 01:32:35.334 align:center
Alright, we’ll split the
cash as we agreed.

01:32:35.459 --> 01:32:37.733 align:center
Split? What split?

01:32:39.022 --> 01:32:40.990 align:center
The whole stash belongs to me.

01:32:41.639 --> 01:32:44.076 align:center
- You can go home in one piece now.
- What?!

01:32:44.342 --> 01:32:46.342 align:center
You... You snake! [Grunts]

01:32:47.053 --> 01:32:49.912 align:center
That jerk just hung up on me.
Unbelievable! Just unbelievable...

01:32:50.709 --> 01:32:53.936 align:center
[Gasps] This turned out exactly like killing
a snake only to feed it to an eagle.

01:32:54.742 --> 01:32:56.612 align:center
[Sobs]
Hey!

01:32:57.679 --> 01:32:58.539 align:center
Get up, you!

01:32:58.564 --> 01:32:59.629 align:center
What happened, brother?

01:32:59.654 --> 01:33:00.811 align:center
Who am I even supposed to
share my troubles with?

01:33:02.639 --> 01:33:05.029 align:center
There’s a dhaba on the left
just ahead. We’ll eat first.

01:33:23.659 --> 01:33:25.319 align:center
- That’s "Pint" Padmaraj!
- Who?

01:33:25.736 --> 01:33:29.193 align:center
If you put eyeliner on a wild boar,
that’s exactly what he looks like.

01:33:29.695 --> 01:33:32.053 align:center
Look, see that curly-haired
guy on the left?

01:33:32.739 --> 01:33:35.451 align:center
That crook is the one
I hired for the hit.

01:33:35.769 --> 01:33:37.709 align:center
Every time I call him,
he just cuts the line.

01:33:37.818 --> 01:33:39.123 align:center
That suitcase he’s holding...

01:33:39.339 --> 01:33:42.069 align:center
..it’s got one crore inside.
That’s my money.

01:33:42.251 --> 01:33:44.110 align:center
One crore!
[Gasps]

01:33:44.704 --> 01:33:46.983 align:center
You do me a favor,
kill him.

01:33:47.436 --> 01:33:49.162 align:center
[Joyful grunt] Then you’ll
get your money back.

01:33:49.397 --> 01:33:49.842 align:center
Exactly!

01:33:50.193 --> 01:33:52.358 align:center
Wait, if he kills him,
won’t he end up in jail?

01:33:52.483 --> 01:33:53.762 align:center
You’ll go to jail too just for
suggesting the idea!

01:33:53.787 --> 01:33:55.873 align:center
And since we’re standing right here, they’ll
probably throw us in jail as well.

01:34:16.464 --> 01:34:18.066 align:center
Did you actually come
looking for me here?

01:34:18.160 --> 01:34:20.019 align:center
You keep hanging up on me!

01:34:20.167 --> 01:34:22.386 align:center
Listen! You’re the one
holding the cash.

01:34:22.550 --> 01:34:23.988 align:center
Just give me my share.

01:34:24.074 --> 01:34:25.425 align:center
I’ll give you twenty percent...

01:34:25.792 --> 01:34:26.699 align:center
Take it and get lost.

01:34:26.769 --> 01:34:29.214 align:center
I was about to offer him
a massive deal, but...

01:34:29.339 --> 01:34:31.814 align:center
[Chuckles] he’s obsessed
with this petty change.

01:34:32.113 --> 01:34:34.910 align:center
Just go, man. I don’t want
your deal or your money.

01:34:34.969 --> 01:34:35.988 align:center
Hey... Hey!
Wait a second.

01:34:36.910 --> 01:34:37.839 align:center
What kind of deal?

01:34:38.130 --> 01:34:39.824 align:center
I’ll tell you once you
hand over that one crore.

01:34:39.949 --> 01:34:40.503 align:center
Fine.

01:34:50.300 --> 01:34:51.886 align:center
Brother… it’s the
other way around.

01:34:52.285 --> 01:34:54.949 align:center
Hello… our dear brother
here can't actually read.

01:34:56.169 --> 01:34:58.136 align:center
He can't read?
How embarrassing!

01:34:58.785 --> 01:35:00.472 align:center
A bunch of uneducated brutes,

01:35:00.574 --> 01:35:02.863 align:center
trying to act like big-shot dons.

01:35:03.285 --> 01:35:04.081 align:center
Listen up.

01:35:04.628 --> 01:35:07.160 align:center
This pen drive contains proof of the
David brothers committing murder,

01:35:07.847 --> 01:35:08.652 align:center
and he’s the one holding it.

01:35:09.122 --> 01:35:11.738 align:center
If you give him that one crore.
Seriously, just hand it over.

01:35:12.160 --> 01:35:13.730 align:center
Then the pen drive is yours.

01:35:14.097 --> 01:35:17.488 align:center
Once the David brothers realize
you have that evidence,

01:35:17.667 --> 01:35:20.316 align:center
they’ll pay you more money
than you can even carry.

01:35:20.574 --> 01:35:23.621 align:center
Twenty percent for us, eighty
percent for you. Enjoy!

01:35:23.699 --> 01:35:26.058 align:center
BOSS! If we give up one crore...

01:35:26.574 --> 01:35:29.214 align:center
we’ll lock in a
hundred-crore deal!

01:35:29.347 --> 01:35:31.535 align:center
[Maniacal laughter]

01:35:31.636 --> 01:35:34.331 align:center
Well, there’s certainly no shortage
of that villainous laughter!

01:35:34.410 --> 01:35:36.277 align:center
Take it. The
deal is on.

01:35:38.300 --> 01:35:40.964 align:center
- A selfie to mark this joyous occasion?
- Absolutely!
[Vocals in the background]

01:35:45.633 --> 01:35:49.097 align:center
"Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga,
dagadag dagga "

01:35:49.777 --> 01:35:51.663 align:center
" With a click-clack step, in she walks... "

01:35:51.688 --> 01:35:53.558 align:center
" ...the girl from Hubballi "

01:35:53.558 --> 01:35:55.368 align:center
" Oh my! That radiant smile "

01:35:55.368 --> 01:35:57.072 align:center
" Like ghee poured on a fire "

01:35:57.205 --> 01:35:59.007 align:center
" With a click-clack step, in she walks... "

01:35:59.078 --> 01:36:00.918 align:center
" ...the girl from Hubballi "

01:36:00.943 --> 01:36:02.694 align:center
" Oh my! That radiant smile "

01:36:02.736 --> 01:36:04.610 align:center
" Like ghee poured on a fire "

01:36:04.635 --> 01:36:06.488 align:center
" She came close and sat beside me "

01:36:06.488 --> 01:36:08.308 align:center
" Asked me what my name was "

01:36:08.308 --> 01:36:10.114 align:center
" She placed her hand upon my chest "

01:36:10.161 --> 01:36:12.000 align:center
" And the rhythm
started up—just like this "

01:36:12.025 --> 01:36:15.209 align:center
" Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga,
dagadag dagga "

01:36:15.240 --> 01:36:18.886 align:center
" Oh man! Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga,
dagadag dagga "

01:36:18.930 --> 01:36:22.129 align:center
" Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga,
dagadag dagga "

01:36:22.639 --> 01:36:25.403 align:center
" Oh man! Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga "

01:36:25.427 --> 01:36:28.427 align:center
" dagadagadaga DAGADAGDAGA DAAAA! "

01:36:29.978 --> 01:36:31.744 align:center
" “Come here, Raja,” she teased "

01:36:31.869 --> 01:36:33.619 align:center
" While munching on pani puri "

01:36:33.696 --> 01:36:35.419 align:center
" “Come here, Veera,” she whispered "

01:36:35.500 --> 01:36:37.296 align:center
" While eating butter dosa "

01:36:37.388 --> 01:36:39.182 align:center
" What a look she’s got "

01:36:39.230 --> 01:36:40.940 align:center
" Like wandering into a mango grove "

01:36:41.085 --> 01:36:42.914 align:center
" Like a bat hitting a ball "

01:36:42.939 --> 01:36:44.770 align:center
" The beat started in
my heart just like this... "

01:36:44.795 --> 01:36:47.958 align:center
" Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga,
dagadag dagga "

01:36:48.462 --> 01:36:52.536 align:center
" O boy! Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga,
dagadag dagga "

01:36:52.839 --> 01:36:56.015 align:center
" Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga,
dagadag dagga "

01:36:56.040 --> 01:37:00.090 align:center
" O boy! Dagadag dagga,
dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga "

01:37:00.115 --> 01:37:03.291 align:center
" Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga,
dagadag dagga "

01:37:03.316 --> 01:37:05.956 align:center
" O boy! Dagadag dagga,
dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga "

01:37:05.981 --> 01:37:07.981 align:center
" dagadagadaga DAGADAGDAGA DAAAA! "

01:37:09.501 --> 01:37:11.016 align:center
Boss, when you said "payment",

01:37:11.041 --> 01:37:13.641 align:center
I had no idea you meant
this kind of "payment."

01:37:13.832 --> 01:37:15.470 align:center
- That pen drive is right here, Sir.
- Hey!

01:37:15.635 --> 01:37:17.634 align:center
Where on earth did you
get this pen drive?

01:37:17.688 --> 01:37:20.448 align:center
- It was... well...
- You’re a dead man if you lie to me.

01:37:20.727 --> 01:37:23.376 align:center
Tell the truth, brother.
It’s the only way we walk out alive.

01:37:23.990 --> 01:37:26.868 align:center
I swear on everything. I’ll tell
nothing but the truth, even if it kills me.

01:37:32.063 --> 01:37:34.305 align:center
It was the biggest deal of my
life, so I thought...

01:37:34.792 --> 01:37:36.842 align:center
...I’d take a selfie with him.

01:37:38.702 --> 01:37:41.063 align:center
He’s the one who gave
me the pen drive, Sir.

01:37:47.415 --> 01:37:49.399 align:center
If the pen drive
they handed over,

01:37:50.302 --> 01:37:51.774 align:center
if it's actually the original.

01:37:52.080 --> 01:37:53.141 align:center
then it’s game over for me.

01:37:53.740 --> 01:37:55.214 align:center
You’ve got to do something.
Save me, somehow.

01:37:55.239 --> 01:37:58.470 align:center
First things first: let's see
what's actually on this drive.

01:38:12.261 --> 01:38:13.488 align:center
What a total disaster
this has become.

01:38:14.879 --> 01:38:16.972 align:center
The one I gave him
was a duplicate.

01:38:17.644 --> 01:38:18.691 align:center
The real deal is...

01:38:19.366 --> 01:38:21.011 align:center
right here with me!

01:38:21.225 --> 01:38:22.480 align:center
But to see what’s on this,

01:38:22.851 --> 01:38:24.816 align:center
we're gonna need a laptop, right?

01:38:24.841 --> 01:38:26.801 align:center
[Laughs] I’ve got an
OTG adapter on me!

01:38:27.167 --> 01:38:29.035 align:center
Man… if you’d mentioned
the "OT" earlier...

01:38:29.417 --> 01:38:32.480 align:center
we could’ve had a few rounds
before dinner!

01:38:32.547 --> 01:38:34.972 align:center
[Grunts in anger]
Not the whiskey, you drunk...

01:38:35.167 --> 01:38:37.152 align:center
- An OTG connector!
- What the hell is that?

01:38:37.613 --> 01:38:39.050 align:center
This is an OTG.

01:38:39.621 --> 01:38:40.277 align:center
Give it.

01:38:41.288 --> 01:38:42.675 align:center
[Grunts]

01:38:46.839 --> 01:38:49.747 align:center
Look at this, brother! Look
how brutally he’s killing him.

01:38:51.171 --> 01:38:53.402 align:center
Those crooks played me...

01:38:53.437 --> 01:38:55.037 align:center
...and vanished with
every cent.

01:38:55.742 --> 01:38:58.527 align:center
How did they figure out
you’re all such idiots?

01:38:58.679 --> 01:39:00.370 align:center
I’ve been hanging
around you lot, haven't I?

01:39:00.612 --> 01:39:01.591 align:center
It rubbed off on me too.

01:39:02.015 --> 01:39:03.155 align:center
This is just my rotten luck.
[Grunts]

01:39:03.283 --> 01:39:04.166 align:center
[in unison] Cheers!

01:39:06.633 --> 01:39:07.863 align:center
Boss! Boss!

01:39:08.743 --> 01:39:11.158 align:center
That drive I gave you a minute
ago? It wasn't the real one.

01:39:11.183 --> 01:39:12.863 align:center
That was a decoy.
This is the original.

01:39:14.185 --> 01:39:16.269 align:center
Hey! where did this
suddenly pop up from?

01:39:16.501 --> 01:39:19.631 align:center
It didn’t "pop up."
I’ve had it the whole time.

01:39:19.868 --> 01:39:22.074 align:center
- Who gave you this one?
- The same guy, Boss.

01:39:22.207 --> 01:39:24.957 align:center
- You mean the drive from earlier?
- When did he give a drive earlier, Boss?

01:39:25.142 --> 01:39:26.082 align:center
I gave it to you, didn't I?

01:39:26.389 --> 01:39:28.800 align:center
You just gave me the same
one he gave you!

01:39:28.911 --> 01:39:30.394 align:center
That’s exactly what
I’m saying, Boss.

01:39:30.604 --> 01:39:32.699 align:center
He thought he was giving me the real
one, but he gave me a duplicate.

01:39:32.773 --> 01:39:34.941 align:center
So I thought that duplicate
was the real one.

01:39:34.966 --> 01:39:36.836 align:center
Then, instead of giving
you the real one,

01:39:36.951 --> 01:39:39.042 align:center
I gave you the duplicate,
thinking it was the real one.

01:39:39.170 --> 01:39:41.972 align:center
But then you realized the one
I gave you wasn't the real one.

01:39:42.019 --> 01:39:45.558 align:center
But after I gave you that duplicate
thinking it was the real one...

01:39:45.895 --> 01:39:48.808 align:center
I realized the one he gave me in
the first place was also just a duplicate!

01:39:49.104 --> 01:39:50.699 align:center
Argh! Somebody get me a chair!

01:39:51.269 --> 01:39:54.386 align:center
Look... first, you claimed
you had evidence,

01:39:54.411 --> 01:39:56.753 align:center
tried to blackmail us, and then
you handed over a pen drive.

01:39:56.778 --> 01:39:58.074 align:center
- Am I right?
- Yes, Sir.

01:39:58.364 --> 01:40:00.886 align:center
- Then what happened?
- The "commissioner" paid up.

01:40:00.980 --> 01:40:02.410 align:center
Tch! That wasn't a "payment."

01:40:03.200 --> 01:40:05.017 align:center
You handed over a fake while
claiming it was the original, right?

01:40:05.042 --> 01:40:07.214 align:center
- Yes, Sir.
- Then what the hell is this one?

01:40:07.450 --> 01:40:09.550 align:center
Sir, this is the real original
the one he actually gave.

01:40:09.634 --> 01:40:11.800 align:center
But that one wasn't the real one.
It was a fake, Sir.

01:40:11.836 --> 01:40:12.956 align:center
[Chuckles]

01:40:13.336 --> 01:40:16.896 align:center
Are you really telling me
again that it’s not the original?!

01:40:17.102 --> 01:40:20.449 align:center
Swear on your virginity and tell me
which one is the actual original?!

01:40:20.704 --> 01:40:22.558 align:center
The one I just handed you, Sir.
That is 100% the original.

01:40:22.692 --> 01:40:24.753 align:center
Then why couldn't you have
just given us this one before?!

01:40:24.950 --> 01:40:27.470 align:center
I’m realizing now that this "original"
is actually another duplicate.

01:40:27.727 --> 01:40:30.167 align:center
- So this isn’t the real one either?
- No, Sir.

01:40:30.355 --> 01:40:32.505 align:center
That’s what I’ve been trying to
tell you this whole time!

01:40:32.718 --> 01:40:35.050 align:center
Look at these two drives and just
tell us which one is the original.

01:40:35.074 --> 01:40:36.260 align:center
You tell us, Sir!

01:40:36.682 --> 01:40:37.430 align:center
Ugh!

01:40:38.342 --> 01:40:39.812 align:center
I don't understand any of this tech crap.

01:40:41.116 --> 01:40:42.613 align:center
Within 24 hours...

01:40:43.498 --> 01:40:44.785 align:center
...this whole mess
needs to be resolved.

01:40:55.425 --> 01:40:57.035 align:center
- Hello!
-I'm the Commissioner.

01:40:57.139 --> 01:40:57.951 align:center
Yes, Sir. Go ahead.

01:40:58.034 --> 01:41:00.660 align:center
Did ASI Poornachandra
hand you a pen drive?

01:41:00.736 --> 01:41:01.769 align:center
Yes, Sir. He did.

01:41:01.900 --> 01:41:04.542 align:center
Did he give you instructions
on who to deliver it to?

01:41:04.703 --> 01:41:06.121 align:center
Yes, Sir. He told me to.

01:41:06.146 --> 01:41:09.121 align:center
Head to the courthouse and
give it to a lawyer named BNM.

01:41:09.243 --> 01:41:12.584 align:center
Make absolutely sure that drive
gets to him without fail.

01:41:12.640 --> 01:41:13.542 align:center
- Understood, Sir.
- Good.

01:41:22.440 --> 01:41:23.193 align:center
- Hello!
- Sir?

01:41:23.676 --> 01:41:24.831 align:center
- Listen closely.
<i>- Yes, Sir.</i>

01:41:24.856 --> 01:41:25.722 align:center
- I’m sending you a number.
<i>- Ok.</i>

01:41:26.480 --> 01:41:28.425 align:center
- Put a trace on it immediately.
<i>- Will do, Sir.</i>

01:41:47.816 --> 01:41:48.347 align:center
[Whispers] Hello.

01:41:50.405 --> 01:41:51.824 align:center
[Gasps] I’ve secured
the pen drive.

01:41:52.824 --> 01:41:53.557 align:center
[Sighs]

01:41:55.027 --> 01:41:56.144 align:center
The case is as good as won.

01:42:02.503 --> 01:42:04.300 align:center
[Satya] Oh no!
Where did she go?

01:42:04.891 --> 01:42:07.081 align:center
Hey! Davangere. Hey!
Wake him up.

01:42:08.103 --> 01:42:09.839 align:center
- We're in Davangere!
- Brother...

01:42:10.054 --> 01:42:12.105 align:center
Buddy, we’re in Davangere. Weren’t
we supposed to be in Bengaluru?

01:42:12.130 --> 01:42:13.878 align:center
No, the order was cancelled,
so we never left.

01:42:13.947 --> 01:42:15.863 align:center
Brother, there was a girl with us.
Have you seen her?

01:42:16.834 --> 01:42:18.956 align:center
Actually, there were two.
Any sign of them?

01:42:20.077 --> 01:42:21.683 align:center
[Mutters] He’s a total half-wit
and here we are asking him.

01:42:21.708 --> 01:42:22.996 align:center
I should just slap myself.

01:42:23.021 --> 01:42:24.706 align:center
- Go ahead, slap yourself all you want.
- Forget it, man.

01:42:25.628 --> 01:42:27.738 align:center
Buddy, she played you.
She gave you the slip and vanished.

01:42:29.777 --> 01:42:30.324 align:center
Boys...

01:42:30.566 --> 01:42:33.652 align:center
If we want to get those "Dabba"
brothers off our backs...

01:42:33.894 --> 01:42:36.574 align:center
we need to pin it on
those "Dhaba" boys.

01:42:36.686 --> 01:42:38.300 align:center
They’re bound to
show up here.

01:42:38.685 --> 01:42:40.105 align:center
Keep your eyes peeled.

01:42:45.246 --> 01:42:47.464 align:center
Excuse me, where can
I find Lawyer BNM?

01:42:47.652 --> 01:42:49.714 align:center
- Criminal or civil?
- Civil.

01:42:50.038 --> 01:42:51.925 align:center
The guy who does both is
over there. Go on.

01:42:52.261 --> 01:42:54.574 align:center
He’s probably waiting
behind the compound.

01:42:58.281 --> 01:42:59.451 align:center
Let’s look. Come on.

01:43:01.240 --> 01:43:03.076 align:center
The enemy is here.
Stay sharp.

01:43:05.918 --> 01:43:06.703 align:center
Hello, Sir.

01:43:07.178 --> 01:43:10.037 align:center
The couriers ASI Poornachandra
sent have arrived.

01:43:12.927 --> 01:43:15.653 align:center
[Satya] Where on earth
are we going to find BNM?

01:43:16.017 --> 01:43:18.615 align:center
You took my money and handed
me a duplicate pen drive,

01:43:18.972 --> 01:43:20.076 align:center
You cheated me.

01:43:20.154 --> 01:43:21.928 align:center
I'm not letting you get
away with this, you crooks.

01:43:21.985 --> 01:43:23.561 align:center
Are you talking to me?

01:43:24.067 --> 01:43:25.537 align:center
Sorry, brother... but who are you?

01:43:25.651 --> 01:43:27.936 align:center
I paid one crore just to take
a selfie with you!

01:43:28.272 --> 01:43:30.576 align:center
[Laughs, chuckles]

01:43:30.822 --> 01:43:32.498 align:center
If you’d just asked, we’d have
given you the selfie for free.

01:43:32.624 --> 01:43:34.240 align:center
Anyway, who did you
actually give the one crore to?

01:43:34.405 --> 01:43:36.029 align:center
To you! Only you!

01:43:36.338 --> 01:43:37.889 align:center
To us? One crore?

01:43:38.136 --> 01:43:39.951 align:center
I swear on Trump. I gave it
to you. Look at this!

01:43:41.473 --> 01:43:42.834 align:center
Wait, that guy looks exactly like me!

01:43:46.467 --> 01:43:47.975 align:center
Oh my God! It’s my big brother!

01:43:48.108 --> 01:43:50.342 align:center
Where did you see him? When?
Is he fat or slim now?

01:43:50.367 --> 01:43:52.912 align:center
Does he still have hair, or is he
bald? Come on, tell me everything!

01:43:53.324 --> 01:43:55.053 align:center
Wait, what? Your brother?

01:43:55.252 --> 01:43:56.279 align:center
- My long-lost big brother!
- Then who’s the one standing next to him?

01:43:56.304 --> 01:43:57.068 align:center
That’s my younger brother.

01:43:57.789 --> 01:43:59.881 align:center
Yes... back in 1998.

01:44:00.164 --> 01:44:01.529 align:center
When we were kids,
my brother and I...

01:44:01.993 --> 01:44:03.513 align:center
...went to Bengaluru
to see the Karaga festival.

01:44:04.884 --> 01:44:07.115 align:center
In that massive crowd,
my brother went missing.

01:44:07.407 --> 01:44:07.858 align:center
It was a tragedy.

01:44:08.365 --> 01:44:10.022 align:center
I searched for him all night long,
but I couldn't find him anywhere.

01:44:12.881 --> 01:44:13.965 align:center
It was only the next morning I realized

01:44:14.453 --> 01:44:16.631 align:center
he wasn't the one
who got lost but I was.

01:44:16.989 --> 01:44:19.233 align:center
Hey! Don't get distracted by
the story. Come back here.

01:44:19.388 --> 01:44:20.068 align:center
Oh man!

01:44:20.305 --> 01:44:21.912 align:center
We had a real family, Sir.

01:44:22.296 --> 01:44:24.436 align:center
And that family even
had a family theme song.

01:44:24.670 --> 01:44:25.615 align:center
Which song is that?

01:44:25.741 --> 01:44:32.738 align:center
" [Song: "Jenina gudu naavella" – Habba] "

01:44:34.144 --> 01:44:35.964 align:center
Hey, boys, over here.

01:44:38.439 --> 01:44:39.550 align:center
Yes, Boss!

01:44:40.546 --> 01:44:43.839 align:center
Take this pen drive to the Commissioner
and tell him it’s from me.

01:44:44.160 --> 01:44:45.816 align:center
But Boss, couldn’t you
just give it yourself?

01:44:46.510 --> 01:44:48.871 align:center
[Chuckles] I’ve already delivered it to
him once and collected the payment.

01:44:49.515 --> 01:44:50.941 align:center
- Just go, deliver it, and get back here.
- You got it, Boss.

01:44:50.966 --> 01:44:53.331 align:center
- Make sure he knows I sent it.
- Consider it done, Boss.

01:44:54.048 --> 01:44:55.785 align:center
This plan is definitely going to work.

01:44:56.132 --> 01:44:58.136 align:center
- What's up?
- I’m here to see the Officer.

01:44:59.287 --> 01:45:00.074 align:center
Why?

01:45:00.509 --> 01:45:02.459 align:center
I have to hand over this pen drive
to him and let him know it's from me.

01:45:02.484 --> 01:45:03.839 align:center
Give it to me.
I'll take care of it.

01:45:03.864 --> 01:45:05.464 align:center
Don’t forget! You have to tell
him specifically that I gave it.

01:45:05.687 --> 01:45:06.901 align:center
Yeah, yeah. Give it here.

01:45:06.995 --> 01:45:07.738 align:center
Fine, alright.

01:45:07.996 --> 01:45:09.246 align:center
Keep me posted over the call.

01:45:10.253 --> 01:45:12.605 align:center
BNM, why are you
looking so stressed?

01:45:12.699 --> 01:45:14.339 align:center
Sir... well...

01:45:14.465 --> 01:45:17.695 align:center
The guys ASI Poornachandra
sent are already here, Sir.

01:45:18.008 --> 01:45:20.308 align:center
I've got some great
news for you. Listen.

01:45:20.374 --> 01:45:22.221 align:center
They showed up, and
I've already sent them off.

01:45:22.246 --> 01:45:23.339 align:center
They handed me the pen drive.

01:45:23.581 --> 01:45:24.566 align:center
This is the one right here.

01:45:24.591 --> 01:45:26.386 align:center
- [Laughs]
- How about that?

01:45:26.450 --> 01:45:29.027 align:center
Sir… we’ve finally
got the pen drive!

01:45:29.136 --> 01:45:31.776 align:center
Oh my! Sir, you’ve
saved my reputation.

01:45:31.870 --> 01:45:35.222 align:center
Because of this drive, I was
trapped in a life-or-death situation.

01:45:35.415 --> 01:45:38.660 align:center
You’ve rescued me, Sir.
I love you! [Kisses]

01:45:53.583 --> 01:45:55.167 align:center
- Madhu?
- Ahalya?

01:45:55.329 --> 01:45:57.910 align:center
I’m neither Madhu nor Ahalya.

01:45:58.198 --> 01:45:59.291 align:center
- Then who?
- Yeah, then who?

01:45:59.913 --> 01:46:00.594 align:center
Apsara.

01:46:01.734 --> 01:46:04.128 align:center
David isn't our father,
as you guys assumed.

01:46:04.567 --> 01:46:06.197 align:center
And D'souza isn't my uncle.

01:46:06.288 --> 01:46:08.081 align:center
Where did we get that idea?
You were the one who told us!

01:46:08.385 --> 01:46:10.597 align:center
I lost my parents
when I was just a kid.

01:46:11.036 --> 01:46:12.871 align:center
I was raised in an orphanage,

01:46:12.966 --> 01:46:14.206 align:center
and BNM brought me up.

01:46:14.655 --> 01:46:15.902 align:center
Biligiri Nanjundappa Mangala.

01:46:21.370 --> 01:46:23.589 align:center
She’s my mother. My God!

01:46:24.085 --> 01:46:25.195 align:center
A legendary High Court lawyer.

01:46:28.949 --> 01:46:31.816 align:center
I had a burning desire to follow in her
footsteps and become a famous advocate.

01:46:32.510 --> 01:46:35.660 align:center
That’s why, after I finished my studies,
I went to her and said...

01:46:35.761 --> 01:46:37.488 align:center
Mom, I want to
join you as a junior.

01:46:37.715 --> 01:46:39.378 align:center
She told me to go up against
those "Big Brothers"...

01:46:39.919 --> 01:46:41.558 align:center
and bring back solid
evidence first.

01:46:41.746 --> 01:46:43.396 align:center
Only then would she
take me on.

01:46:43.649 --> 01:46:46.399 align:center
So, I joined the Big Brothers' inner
circle as a personal secretary.

01:46:53.932 --> 01:46:56.675 align:center
For six months, I searched
everywhere, day and night.

01:46:57.149 --> 01:46:58.972 align:center
David’s private room,
his office...

01:46:59.260 --> 01:47:00.917 align:center
I just couldn't find
what I needed.

01:47:08.296 --> 01:47:10.986 align:center
Then David invited
everyone to his birthday bash.

01:47:11.509 --> 01:47:14.542 align:center
I knew his entire network
would be gathered there.

01:47:25.161 --> 01:47:28.128 align:center
I was certain I’d find some
clue about that pen drive.

01:47:28.561 --> 01:47:31.735 align:center
That’s when I discovered that the video
of the Big Brothers murdering Ramesh,

01:47:32.199 --> 01:47:35.496 align:center
was on a pen drive and that
drive was currently with BNM.

01:47:35.786 --> 01:47:36.745 align:center
Somehow...

01:47:36.962 --> 01:47:39.964 align:center
the Big Brothers found out
what I was really after.

01:47:42.100 --> 01:47:44.433 align:center
They sent a pack of
thugs to take me out.

01:47:45.383 --> 01:47:47.761 align:center
Once I realized they were
onto me, I made a run for it.

01:47:53.402 --> 01:47:54.871 align:center
But they were right
on my heels.

01:47:55.024 --> 01:47:56.824 align:center
While I was looking for an escape,

01:47:56.886 --> 01:47:59.167 align:center
you were pulling out in
your car, so I jumped in.

01:47:59.261 --> 01:48:01.878 align:center
As it turns out, at
that very party...

01:48:01.927 --> 01:48:05.699 align:center
...Bhupathi and his MD were meeting
the Minister to discuss their deals.

01:48:06.527 --> 01:48:09.722 align:center
And you had come to see the
Hubballi MLA’s personal assistant.

01:48:10.198 --> 01:48:12.058 align:center
I saw both of you there.

01:48:12.997 --> 01:48:15.464 align:center
But at the time, I didn't
actually know who you were.

01:48:16.542 --> 01:48:19.253 align:center
Okay, but what was all that talk about
the Minister, his son, and the marriage?

01:48:19.547 --> 01:48:23.199 align:center
While David was busy with the Minister,
his son was trying to hit on me.

01:48:23.499 --> 01:48:25.011 align:center
It was getting on my nerves.

01:48:25.682 --> 01:48:29.112 align:center
And that day, leaving the dhaba,
why did you vanish without a word?

01:48:29.218 --> 01:48:31.358 align:center
I only found out later, when
Lucky Baskar mentioned it in the woods.

01:48:31.643 --> 01:48:34.378 align:center
That car was with David’s
personal lawyer, BNM.

01:48:34.927 --> 01:48:36.457 align:center
Because he had
left it in the car...

01:48:36.600 --> 01:48:38.542 align:center
...ASI Poornachandra managed
to find the pen drive.

01:48:38.890 --> 01:48:40.800 align:center
I went through so much
trouble just for that.

01:48:40.987 --> 01:48:44.769 align:center
I was terrified that with all your
clumsy antics, the drive would get lost.

01:48:44.950 --> 01:48:48.650 align:center
So, I took the pen drive from you
without asking and made my escape.

01:48:49.909 --> 01:48:51.529 align:center
Now, I’m the one arguing this case.

01:48:53.259 --> 01:48:54.394 align:center
All the best, Miss Madhu.

01:48:54.767 --> 01:48:56.972 align:center
[Mutters] No... no...
Miss Ahalya.

01:48:57.314 --> 01:48:59.944 align:center
No... wait! Miss Up-sara.
Actually, Miss Apsara.

01:49:00.607 --> 01:49:01.867 align:center
Eh, whatever your name is!

01:49:02.274 --> 01:49:05.160 align:center
A daughter to your mother.
A sweetheart to Satya.

01:49:05.185 --> 01:49:08.315 align:center
A spy for David D'souza.
And now a lawyer.

01:49:08.393 --> 01:49:10.628 align:center
You played all those roles
perfectly by yourself.

01:49:10.653 --> 01:49:11.511 align:center
You're amazing.

01:49:11.735 --> 01:49:14.511 align:center
This is your first case, and with the truth
on your side, you’ll definitely win.

01:49:14.536 --> 01:49:16.216 align:center
Good luck, and I wish
you all the best for the future.

01:49:16.587 --> 01:49:19.357 align:center
When you vanished like that,
I thought you’d just dumped me,

01:49:19.581 --> 01:49:22.131 align:center
and that you were just
playing with my heart.

01:49:22.166 --> 01:49:23.027 align:center
I felt completely broken.

01:49:23.239 --> 01:49:25.667 align:center
I’m so sorry for leaving
without telling you.

01:49:26.254 --> 01:49:30.191 align:center
Honestly, rather than someone who gives
me a rose once a year on Valentine's Day...

01:49:30.808 --> 01:49:33.480 align:center
I want a man who’ll bring home
coriander and curry leaves every day.

01:49:34.128 --> 01:49:35.683 align:center
And I want that man to be you.

01:49:35.861 --> 01:49:37.191 align:center
What about me?

01:49:37.316 --> 01:49:38.589 align:center
Hey!
-Oh! You! [Chuckles]

01:49:40.157 --> 01:49:40.922 align:center
Me!

01:49:52.397 --> 01:49:55.660 align:center
Against David and D’Souza, famously
known as the ‘Big Brothers’,

01:49:55.790 --> 01:49:57.441 align:center
the murder trial of Ramesh
is currently underway.

01:49:57.747 --> 01:49:59.747 align:center
It has now reached
its final stage.

01:50:03.591 --> 01:50:06.175 align:center
The Ramesh missing person case
has taken a massive twist.

01:50:06.200 --> 01:50:08.089 align:center
A key eyewitness has been found.

01:50:12.437 --> 01:50:14.488 align:center
They will attend
the trial today,

01:50:14.912 --> 01:50:19.878 align:center
and testify in open court;
that is the word on the street.

01:50:22.600 --> 01:50:24.191 align:center
If that happens,

01:50:24.637 --> 01:50:28.816 align:center
it's certain that David and D’Souza
will spend the rest of their lives in jail.

01:50:43.214 --> 01:50:45.066 align:center
What’s up, Mango?
How are you doing?

01:50:45.118 --> 01:50:47.511 align:center
I’m doing well, David.
And you?

01:50:48.104 --> 01:50:50.066 align:center
I was fine until now...

01:50:50.403 --> 01:50:52.230 align:center
but everything is in
your hands now. [Chuckles]

01:50:53.193 --> 01:50:57.550 align:center
David, no one is above the law.

01:50:58.935 --> 01:51:01.996 align:center
It applies equally to those in
Parliament and those selling popcorn.

01:51:05.219 --> 01:51:06.699 align:center
Sir, who is he?

01:51:07.856 --> 01:51:08.640 align:center
Mango...

01:51:09.587 --> 01:51:10.707 align:center
"Malgudi" Mango.

01:51:10.835 --> 01:51:11.307 align:center
What does that mean?

01:51:12.430 --> 01:51:16.016 align:center
His real name is
Maavinkere Mallayya.

01:51:17.027 --> 01:51:17.871 align:center
Out in the field...

01:51:18.952 --> 01:51:20.966 align:center
he’s legendary as Malgudi Mango.

01:51:21.147 --> 01:51:22.677 align:center
How do you know him, sir?

01:51:23.251 --> 01:51:25.210 align:center
Back in 1995...

01:51:25.365 --> 01:51:26.904 align:center
at Hindalaga jail...

01:51:27.414 --> 01:51:30.882 align:center
we shared the same cell and
ate from the same plate.

01:51:43.021 --> 01:51:44.176 align:center
Is he really a judge, sir?

01:51:44.534 --> 01:51:45.592 align:center
Not just you,

01:51:46.057 --> 01:51:48.311 align:center
nobody would ever guess
he’s a judge, right?

01:51:48.576 --> 01:51:50.976 align:center
So the judgment will go
in our favor, won’t it?

01:51:51.254 --> 01:51:53.170 align:center
Yeah, I asked
him the same thing.

01:51:55.295 --> 01:51:58.480 align:center
Whether it's a brother,
a mother, or a daughter...

01:51:58.976 --> 01:52:00.701 align:center
justice remains
the same for all.

01:52:02.047 --> 01:52:07.397 align:center
So, BNM, regarding this case,
there are rumors of an eyewitness.

01:52:08.135 --> 01:52:09.115 align:center
What's the matter?

01:52:09.834 --> 01:52:10.616 align:center
Your Honor...

01:52:11.287 --> 01:52:13.272 align:center
first of all, this
isn’t even a case.

01:52:13.840 --> 01:52:16.287 align:center
If there are no witnesses,

01:52:16.376 --> 01:52:18.136 align:center
how can there be an
eyewitness, my Lord?

01:52:18.296 --> 01:52:21.016 align:center
They don’t even know
who Ramesh is.

01:52:21.431 --> 01:52:23.751 align:center
So how could my clients
have murdered him?

01:52:24.006 --> 01:52:25.816 align:center
This is an open-and-shut case.

01:52:26.096 --> 01:52:28.926 align:center
I request the court
to dismiss the case

01:52:29.285 --> 01:52:33.465 align:center
and declare my clients innocent.

01:52:33.574 --> 01:52:34.842 align:center
Objection, Your Honor!

01:52:37.005 --> 01:52:37.779 align:center
And who are you?

01:52:39.307 --> 01:52:41.186 align:center
I’m Apsara, daughter of BNM.

01:52:41.511 --> 01:52:43.240 align:center
Under the guidance
of my senior advocate,

01:52:43.384 --> 01:52:46.204 align:center
I will be arguing
this case, Your Honor.

01:52:46.545 --> 01:52:48.131 align:center
No one is "family"
to the law.

01:52:48.344 --> 01:52:50.494 align:center
Everyone is equal in this court.

01:52:50.722 --> 01:52:53.912 align:center
In this battle between
justice and injustice,

01:52:54.003 --> 01:52:56.133 align:center
- [Gasps] Always--
- Wow! Woah!

01:52:56.428 --> 01:52:57.959 align:center
Stick to the case, Miss.

01:52:58.406 --> 01:53:00.522 align:center
Save the drama for your kitchen.

01:53:00.868 --> 01:53:03.658 align:center
Your Honor, even if a
hundred innocents go free,

01:53:04.018 --> 01:53:06.350 align:center
not a single criminal
should escape.

01:53:06.944 --> 01:53:09.123 align:center
Is that so?
I had no idea.

01:53:09.509 --> 01:53:10.428 align:center
Step up to the bench.

01:53:12.125 --> 01:53:13.693 align:center
- Sir?
- Which college?

01:53:13.839 --> 01:53:16.623 align:center
[Mutters] College...
-Oh!

01:53:16.983 --> 01:53:18.373 align:center
I assumed you cheated
on your exams,

01:53:18.458 --> 01:53:20.755 align:center
passed, and just
showed up in a robe.

01:53:22.860 --> 01:53:25.576 align:center
[Whispers] Sir, I’ve seen
every episode of Mayamruga.

01:53:25.694 --> 01:53:27.014 align:center
- [Mutters]
- Ah...

01:53:27.203 --> 01:53:30.193 align:center
This is my last case, Miss.
I’m being transferred tomorrow.

01:53:30.218 --> 01:53:31.803 align:center
Oh my! Sir, this
is my first case.

01:53:32.159 --> 01:53:33.897 align:center
Oh! I can tell.

01:53:34.113 --> 01:53:37.131 align:center
If you want to punish
a real criminal,

01:53:37.240 --> 01:53:41.092 align:center
stop the film dialogues
and start citing sections.

01:53:41.478 --> 01:53:42.201 align:center
Otherwise, it’ll be
a problem for me.

01:53:43.079 --> 01:53:45.498 align:center
Alright, sir. Watch this.

01:53:47.192 --> 01:53:49.826 align:center
Your Honor, regarding this case,

01:53:50.168 --> 01:53:54.788 align:center
I request permission to
question David and D’Souza.

01:53:54.959 --> 01:53:57.029 align:center
- Permission granted.
- Thank you, Your Honor.

01:53:59.519 --> 01:54:00.920 align:center
- Your name?
- David.

01:54:01.201 --> 01:54:02.785 align:center
- And yours?
- D'Souza.

01:54:02.993 --> 01:54:05.243 align:center
- Your relation to him?
- I’m his elder brother.

01:54:06.083 --> 01:54:08.188 align:center
- And your relation to him?
- I’m his younger brother.

01:54:08.872 --> 01:54:11.072 align:center
So, you’re blood relatives.

01:54:11.454 --> 01:54:12.456 align:center
Yes.

01:54:12.638 --> 01:54:13.722 align:center
What’s your blood group?

01:54:14.122 --> 01:54:15.058 align:center
B negative.

01:54:15.717 --> 01:54:17.792 align:center
- And yours?
- Mine is also B negative.

01:54:19.563 --> 01:54:20.722 align:center
That’s all, Your Honor.

01:54:21.277 --> 01:54:22.363 align:center
Case closed.

01:54:23.006 --> 01:54:25.376 align:center
These are the men
who killed Ramesh.

01:54:25.697 --> 01:54:27.371 align:center
Objection, Your Honor!

01:54:28.080 --> 01:54:30.160 align:center
To decide they are

01:54:30.514 --> 01:54:32.754 align:center
murderers based solely
on blood group...

01:54:32.855 --> 01:54:35.746 align:center
She’s just cooking up
fantasies against my clients!

01:54:35.859 --> 01:54:38.382 align:center
[Stutters] Sorry... I mean
defaming them, lawyer--

01:54:38.500 --> 01:54:39.394 align:center
Your Honor.

01:54:39.499 --> 01:54:42.035 align:center
Your Honor, they
are blood relatives.

01:54:42.339 --> 01:54:45.066 align:center
And B negative at that!
Their blood group proves it,

01:54:45.203 --> 01:54:47.243 align:center
they have negative
thoughts and perform

01:54:47.567 --> 01:54:49.587 align:center
negative acts against society!

01:54:50.166 --> 01:54:50.831 align:center
So you’re saying...

01:54:51.233 --> 01:54:54.941 align:center
everyone with a negative
blood group is a criminal?

01:54:55.096 --> 01:54:56.136 align:center
Stop diverting!

01:54:56.304 --> 01:54:58.347 align:center
Don't talk about serving
chicken while eating Chiroti

01:54:58.466 --> 01:55:00.105 align:center
I don't even like chicken.

01:55:00.304 --> 01:55:01.519 align:center
I’m a pure vegetarian.

01:55:01.599 --> 01:55:03.480 align:center
Your Honor, do you like chicken?

01:55:03.641 --> 01:55:05.246 align:center
Stop annoying me!

01:55:05.681 --> 01:55:07.589 align:center
She’s making a point.
Listen to her.

01:55:09.754 --> 01:55:10.809 align:center
And for lunch later...

01:55:12.589 --> 01:55:13.527 align:center
order masala dosa
from Janardana Hotel.

01:55:13.597 --> 01:55:14.402 align:center
Understood, my Lord.

01:55:14.964 --> 01:55:18.988 align:center
My Lord, what she is saying has no
connection to Ramesh's murder case.

01:55:19.751 --> 01:55:22.045 align:center
It’s all connected,
Your Honor.

01:55:22.352 --> 01:55:25.108 align:center
Just like bell-bottoms
match a long-collar shirt!

01:55:25.373 --> 01:55:27.675 align:center
Like fish are connected
to the ocean they swim in!

01:55:27.979 --> 01:55:32.160 align:center
Ramesh’s murder is linked
to the David D’Souza gang!

01:55:32.402 --> 01:55:34.464 align:center
You two killed Ramesh!

01:55:34.589 --> 01:55:35.542 align:center
Objection, my Lord!

01:55:36.222 --> 01:55:39.972 align:center
Lawyer Apsara is
confusing my clients.

01:55:40.455 --> 01:55:43.527 align:center
I will prove their
innocence right now.

01:55:43.624 --> 01:55:45.519 align:center
I request permission
to call a witness.

01:55:45.724 --> 01:55:47.054 align:center
Who do you wish
to question?

01:55:47.165 --> 01:55:48.167 align:center
Malathi Ramesh!

01:55:48.571 --> 01:55:50.641 align:center
The wife of the murdered Ramesh.

01:55:50.793 --> 01:55:52.113 align:center
Objection, Your Honor.

01:55:52.364 --> 01:55:53.904 align:center
My colleague BNM,

01:55:54.279 --> 01:55:55.691 align:center
himself said that...

01:55:56.344 --> 01:55:58.074 align:center
Ramesh was being murdered.

01:55:58.683 --> 01:56:00.949 align:center
What better witness
do we need?

01:56:01.019 --> 01:56:04.011 align:center
Your Honor, I am referring
to him being missing.

01:56:04.058 --> 01:56:04.988 align:center
Watch your words.

01:56:05.160 --> 01:56:07.800 align:center
Don’t sacrifice the facts
for the sake of a rhyme.

01:56:07.906 --> 01:56:08.800 align:center
Sorry, Your Honor.

01:56:10.983 --> 01:56:11.558 align:center
Your name?

01:56:11.798 --> 01:56:12.933 align:center
Malathi Ramesh, sir.

01:56:13.253 --> 01:56:14.691 align:center
And who is Ramesh to you?

01:56:14.782 --> 01:56:15.356 align:center
Who is he?

01:56:15.508 --> 01:56:17.838 align:center
He is my husband
and I am his wife, sir.

01:56:18.076 --> 01:56:19.878 align:center
Where did you get married?

01:56:20.304 --> 01:56:22.699 align:center
At Annamma Temple
in Majestic, sir.

01:56:22.859 --> 01:56:23.824 align:center
Objection, Your Honor!

01:56:24.480 --> 01:56:26.175 align:center
What band played
at the wedding?

01:56:26.472 --> 01:56:28.199 align:center
Who cooked?
Who did the makeup?

01:56:28.526 --> 01:56:31.964 align:center
Did the blouse match?
Was it masala dosa or puri?

01:56:32.113 --> 01:56:33.433 align:center
Why wasn’t the gulab jamun
round?

01:56:33.639 --> 01:56:35.183 align:center
By asking such silly questions,

01:56:35.593 --> 01:56:37.730 align:center
it's a complete waste of
court's time, Your Honor!

01:56:38.380 --> 01:56:40.558 align:center
There is a point to this,
Your Honor!

01:56:40.955 --> 01:56:41.581 align:center
Continue, Madam.

01:56:41.890 --> 01:56:44.089 align:center
Where did you last
see your husband?

01:56:44.288 --> 01:56:46.167 align:center
On that day, we...

01:56:46.426 --> 01:56:47.026 align:center
[Sobs]

01:56:47.553 --> 01:56:50.353 align:center
had a small fight over
the electricity bill, sir.

01:56:51.420 --> 01:56:52.777 align:center
He left in a rage...

01:56:52.992 --> 01:56:54.532 align:center
and he never came back.

01:56:54.680 --> 01:56:57.746 align:center
Over a simple utility bill,

01:56:57.963 --> 01:56:59.813 align:center
this man left his home.

01:57:00.232 --> 01:57:01.699 align:center
due to electricity bill,

01:57:02.006 --> 01:57:03.503 align:center
due to naggine wife,

01:57:03.638 --> 01:57:05.328 align:center
a husband went to
committed suicide!

01:57:05.659 --> 01:57:10.238 align:center
The plight of tortured
husbands like me

01:57:10.363 --> 01:57:12.972 align:center
I'll argue some other time, your honor.

01:57:14.124 --> 01:57:16.011 align:center
My clients are innocent!

01:57:16.221 --> 01:57:18.503 align:center
They are guiltless, pious men.

01:57:18.660 --> 01:57:20.816 align:center
They have made many
people pregnant-- [hesitates]

01:57:21.224 --> 01:57:23.175 align:center
No! No! they've made
a name for themselves! Sorry, sir.

01:57:23.315 --> 01:57:25.019 align:center
You must let them go, Your Honor.

01:57:25.253 --> 01:57:27.191 align:center
Prosecution, do you
have anything to add?

01:57:27.354 --> 01:57:28.964 align:center
Yes! Yes, Your Honor.

01:57:29.156 --> 01:57:31.666 align:center
According to Section 501...

01:57:31.714 --> 01:57:33.269 align:center
...258 C. [Gasps]

01:57:33.294 --> 01:57:34.168 align:center
Step up to the bench.

01:57:35.572 --> 01:57:36.048 align:center
Okay, sir.

01:57:36.130 --> 01:57:38.320 align:center
Don’t give me the numbers
of the buses you take.

01:57:38.389 --> 01:57:40.571 align:center
State actual legal sections
if you’ve actually read any.

01:57:41.725 --> 01:57:42.528 align:center
Understood, sir.

01:57:46.399 --> 01:57:46.986 align:center
Your Honor...

01:57:47.276 --> 01:57:51.618 align:center
I have undeniable proof that
they murdered Ramesh.

01:57:52.384 --> 01:57:53.354 align:center
This pen drive!

01:57:57.512 --> 01:58:01.688 align:center
I request the court to
play this video, Your Honor.

01:58:01.968 --> 01:58:03.563 align:center
You couldn't have
provided this earlier?

01:58:03.799 --> 01:58:05.579 align:center
Since it was my first day...

01:58:05.726 --> 01:58:07.555 align:center
I wanted to build up to
it with some dialogue,

01:58:07.610 --> 01:58:09.099 align:center
and present it later...

01:58:09.199 --> 01:58:10.290 align:center
Fine, play it.

01:58:13.402 --> 01:58:16.902 align:center
I never thought my life
would end up like this.

01:58:17.196 --> 01:58:18.713 align:center
Everything was perfect.

01:58:20.762 --> 01:58:21.673 align:center
A good mother.

01:58:21.813 --> 01:58:24.033 align:center
A cute puppy. We had
one then, but not now.

01:58:24.323 --> 01:58:27.001 align:center
But rummy ruined everything.

01:58:27.773 --> 01:58:28.773 align:center
Game of Rummy,

01:58:29.041 --> 01:58:31.171 align:center
it destroyed my life.

01:58:31.348 --> 01:58:32.993 align:center
Please, sir, give me a job.

01:58:33.018 --> 01:58:36.196 align:center
We’ll pray for you with
every meal, sir. Please.

01:58:37.265 --> 01:58:39.089 align:center
My father died when
I was very little.

01:58:39.349 --> 01:58:41.001 align:center
Tch! No emotion. Start over.

01:58:45.520 --> 01:58:47.260 align:center
My father died when
I was very little.

01:58:47.930 --> 01:58:50.415 align:center
I was just a very child
when he passed away.

01:58:51.357 --> 01:58:54.359 align:center
Since then, my mother
raised me by washing dishes.

01:58:55.810 --> 01:58:57.345 align:center
Look at this poverty.

01:58:57.843 --> 01:58:59.094 align:center
How much this good
man is suffering.

01:59:04.532 --> 01:59:05.251 align:center
Never mind.

01:59:05.444 --> 01:59:07.626 align:center
I can’t bear to see it.
That’s why I’m outside.

01:59:08.087 --> 01:59:08.985 align:center
You are powerful people.

01:59:09.010 --> 01:59:11.259 align:center
If you can get me
a small government job,

01:59:11.727 --> 01:59:13.680 align:center
my mother and I can
have a three proper meals a day.

01:59:13.824 --> 01:59:14.394 align:center
Please.

01:59:15.188 --> 01:59:16.031 align:center
This is our proverty

01:59:16.055 --> 01:59:17.274 align:center
It’s completely torn.

01:59:17.668 --> 01:59:19.458 align:center
Please, any job will do, sir.

01:59:19.775 --> 01:59:20.208 align:center
Please!

01:59:20.626 --> 01:59:21.063 align:center
Please!

01:59:21.082 --> 01:59:22.122 align:center
What is this, Boss?

01:59:22.217 --> 01:59:25.184 align:center
Before you even marry
and become her husband,

01:59:25.215 --> 01:59:26.567 align:center
she’s already planning
your funeral.

01:59:26.612 --> 01:59:29.355 align:center
Your love story is going
to end as a crime story.

01:59:29.387 --> 01:59:30.090 align:center
Alas!

01:59:30.373 --> 01:59:31.043 align:center
O boy!

01:59:31.114 --> 01:59:32.622 align:center
She’s going to make this
a problem for me. Come.

01:59:33.622 --> 01:59:36.106 align:center
Wait, why are you watching
my biography like this?

01:59:36.326 --> 01:59:38.200 align:center
Isn’t this the pen drive
from ASI Poornachandra?

01:59:38.225 --> 01:59:39.161 align:center
Miss Apsara...

01:59:39.293 --> 01:59:40.364 align:center
That is my pen drive.

01:59:41.034 --> 01:59:43.495 align:center
You stole the wrong one!

01:59:43.699 --> 01:59:44.551 align:center
Drat!

01:59:44.614 --> 01:59:46.059 align:center
Then where is the
actual pendrive>

01:59:47.403 --> 01:59:48.822 align:center
What did you give me?
The one that was poking you?

01:59:49.356 --> 01:59:51.606 align:center
That’s mine. And it’s
as useless as you are.

01:59:52.842 --> 01:59:55.075 align:center
Your Honor, instead of
showing a witness...

01:59:55.176 --> 01:59:57.590 align:center
...she’s playing
irrelevant videos!

01:59:57.718 --> 02:00:00.434 align:center
She’s wasting the court’s
precious time, My Lord.

02:00:00.594 --> 02:00:01.528 align:center
Miss Apsara!

02:00:01.762 --> 02:00:03.542 align:center
You promised proof, and yet...

02:00:03.957 --> 02:00:06.840 align:center
you show a boy in
front of a shack?

02:00:07.152 --> 02:00:07.753 align:center
What's this?

02:00:07.827 --> 02:00:11.364 align:center
I have the proof, Your Honor.
But the drives were swapped.

02:00:11.444 --> 02:00:12.465 align:center
Give me 2 minutes.

02:00:12.629 --> 02:00:14.418 align:center
[Whispers] Mom...
what do we do now?

02:00:14.450 --> 02:00:16.322 align:center
We can’t waste time
during an argument.

02:00:16.482 --> 02:00:17.621 align:center
Then we’ll go get the drive!

02:00:17.646 --> 02:00:18.387 align:center
No! No! No!

02:00:18.603 --> 02:00:20.036 align:center
Mom! You go and search for it.

02:00:20.122 --> 02:00:22.020 align:center
I’ll stall with these two.

02:00:22.193 --> 02:00:23.168 align:center
With us two.
-Okay.

02:00:23.902 --> 02:00:24.895 align:center
What are you whispering?

02:00:25.098 --> 02:00:27.848 align:center
Are you going to let us
in on the conversation?

02:00:27.989 --> 02:00:28.539 align:center
Your Honor...

02:00:28.723 --> 02:00:31.325 align:center
There are still
two witnesses left.

02:00:31.672 --> 02:00:34.262 align:center
I request they be questioned.

02:00:34.542 --> 02:00:35.262 align:center
Proceed.

02:00:35.778 --> 02:00:36.754 align:center
Come, let's manage.

02:00:36.882 --> 02:00:38.137 align:center
You, get up here fast.

02:00:38.955 --> 02:00:39.475 align:center
Us?

02:00:39.501 --> 02:00:40.028 align:center
[GASPS]

02:00:40.488 --> 02:00:42.731 align:center
If we tell a made-up
story to a judge...

02:00:43.684 --> 02:00:47.284 align:center
and they catch us lying
and wasting his time,

02:00:47.363 --> 02:00:48.192 align:center
will they let us off easy?

02:01:09.995 --> 02:01:11.582 align:center
Enough with the formalities
get to the point.

02:01:12.293 --> 02:01:13.082 align:center
Your Honor...

02:01:13.473 --> 02:01:16.161 align:center
Play that video from
earlier one more time.

02:01:19.137 --> 02:01:20.762 align:center
My father died when
I was very little.

02:01:23.959 --> 02:01:25.004 align:center
Fast-forward it slightly.

02:01:26.115 --> 02:01:26.911 align:center
Stop! Stop!

02:01:28.036 --> 02:01:30.239 align:center
Go back a bit.

02:01:30.898 --> 02:01:31.926 align:center
Pause! Pause!

02:01:32.649 --> 02:01:33.201 align:center
Huh!

02:01:34.772 --> 02:01:35.686 align:center
Look closely, Your Honor.

02:01:35.953 --> 02:01:37.834 align:center
There’s a hole
in that undershirt.

02:01:38.022 --> 02:01:39.952 align:center
And on the wall
visible through it...

02:01:40.132 --> 02:01:42.279 align:center
is where this David D'souza
murdered Ramesh, Your Honor!

02:01:43.225 --> 02:01:45.209 align:center
I see nothing but a
ragged piece of cloth.

02:01:45.394 --> 02:01:47.934 align:center
Truth is like an ember
hidden under ash!

02:01:48.082 --> 02:01:50.452 align:center
You have to clear the
ash to see the flame.

02:01:50.850 --> 02:01:51.850 align:center
Which means?

02:01:52.178 --> 02:01:53.831 align:center
I object, Your Honor.

02:01:54.147 --> 02:01:55.639 align:center
You seek the Truth (Satya)?

02:01:55.998 --> 02:01:57.420 align:center
History has four eras.

02:01:57.852 --> 02:02:00.467 align:center
Satya Yuga, Treta Yuga,
and Dvapara Yuga.

02:02:00.584 --> 02:02:01.936 align:center
We are in the Kali Yuga.

02:02:02.073 --> 02:02:04.647 align:center
If we try to live with
total honesty today...

02:02:04.854 --> 02:02:06.733 align:center
they say there’s
no chance of survival.

02:02:06.842 --> 02:02:10.889 align:center
But if you bootlick, lie, cheat,
and exploit others...

02:02:11.082 --> 02:02:12.873 align:center
they call that "the good life."

02:02:12.987 --> 02:02:15.717 align:center
If you get scammed
or fall down or trip...

02:02:15.857 --> 02:02:19.139 align:center
they congratulate you
on winning the lottery!

02:02:19.443 --> 02:02:21.983 align:center
If we avoid such
toxic relationships...

02:02:22.272 --> 02:02:27.076 align:center
they say there’s
nothing left between us.

02:02:27.158 --> 02:02:27.709 align:center
But...

02:02:28.131 --> 02:02:29.779 align:center
A husband works late,

02:02:29.818 --> 02:02:31.397 align:center
and say to his wife that
he'll be back by morning...

02:02:31.528 --> 02:02:34.740 align:center
That very night, either Rahul or Abdul
will claim ownership of the black pearl.

02:02:34.802 --> 02:02:38.382 align:center
In this cruel world,
we are the walking dead.

02:02:38.428 --> 02:02:40.443 align:center
If we ask for help,

02:02:40.637 --> 02:02:46.108 align:center
they give us unsolicited
advice and hang up.

02:02:46.289 --> 02:02:48.689 align:center
If we point out their wrongs,

02:02:48.762 --> 02:02:53.799 align:center
they threaten us to shoot and
kill and kick us out, your honor.

02:02:54.082 --> 02:02:57.076 align:center
Youth today forget that
life is a celebration.

02:02:57.115 --> 02:02:59.053 align:center
They get dehydrated and
fall into depression instead.

02:02:59.279 --> 02:03:01.662 align:center
They skip breakfast,
forget the rules of handbrake...

02:03:02.100 --> 02:03:06.066 align:center
and rush to weekend parties
to enjoy and get wasted.

02:03:06.154 --> 02:03:07.591 align:center
By eating garlic kebabs

02:03:07.818 --> 02:03:09.959 align:center
saying “Wow! One more, one
more!” And on the way back,

02:03:10.022 --> 02:03:12.207 align:center
they fall into trenches, digging
their own graves, Your Honor.

02:03:12.428 --> 02:03:14.811 align:center
Anyone who hears this truth
gets b**bsbumps, Your Honor.

02:03:15.240 --> 02:03:16.772 align:center
Whatever we say or ask...

02:03:16.904 --> 02:03:19.022 align:center
they mock us, It’s hard to hear
when there’s dirt in the ears,

02:03:19.139 --> 02:03:20.404 align:center
they ask us to say it again,

02:03:20.553 --> 02:03:22.716 align:center
They make fun of us, Your Honor.

02:03:23.006 --> 02:03:25.597 align:center
They let the wife roam freely,
as the bus is free,

02:03:25.717 --> 02:03:27.307 align:center
but they lock the Wi-Fi
with the password.

02:03:27.443 --> 02:03:29.756 align:center
We think we can somehow
use it by going near the compound,

02:03:29.799 --> 02:03:30.818 align:center
but we can’t, Your Honor.

02:03:31.350 --> 02:03:34.920 align:center
A brutal society that won’t share
Wi-Fi, will it ever share a wif--

02:03:34.997 --> 02:03:35.486 align:center
[GASPS]

02:03:36.920 --> 02:03:38.917 align:center
A brutal society that
won’t share Wi-Fi...

02:03:39.065 --> 02:03:42.185 align:center
will it ever share our
problems? Your Honor.

02:03:42.451 --> 02:03:44.865 align:center
Unbelievable box office collection.

02:03:44.975 --> 02:03:48.006 align:center
[sobs] Even after saying all this,
if it’s still not clear to you...

02:03:48.068 --> 02:03:50.068 align:center
We’ll start from the
beginning, Your Honor.

02:03:50.477 --> 02:03:54.868 align:center
[claps]

02:03:59.977 --> 02:04:03.938 align:center
What a statement guys.
Super! Super!

02:04:04.780 --> 02:04:05.673 align:center
Apsara...

02:04:06.548 --> 02:04:07.845 align:center
Finally, we found
the pen drive.

02:04:07.946 --> 02:04:09.555 align:center
-Thank you, mom.
- It's okay.

02:04:09.899 --> 02:04:10.757 align:center
Your Honor...

02:04:11.079 --> 02:04:14.187 align:center
What’s happening here?
What are we talking about?

02:04:14.337 --> 02:04:17.149 align:center
Which case are we talking about?
I’m not able to understand.

02:04:17.397 --> 02:04:20.157 align:center
Without knowing the case
details, how will you argue?

02:04:20.367 --> 02:04:22.774 align:center
Look how neatly
they explained it.

02:04:23.220 --> 02:04:25.259 align:center
Your Honor,
that’s all a lie.

02:04:25.792 --> 02:04:27.891 align:center
If Ramesh has been murdered,

02:04:28.118 --> 02:04:29.282 align:center
the court will need
evidence, won’t it?

02:04:29.805 --> 02:04:32.970 align:center
If David and D’Souza are the accused,
we need a witness, won’t we?

02:04:33.220 --> 02:04:35.774 align:center
If there is no witness,
how can they be convicted?

02:04:36.040 --> 02:04:37.001 align:center
Just think about it.

02:04:37.173 --> 02:04:37.876 align:center
It's there, your Honor.

02:04:38.023 --> 02:04:40.195 align:center
An important video related
to this case is available.

02:04:40.477 --> 02:04:41.680 align:center
The video is on this pen drive.

02:04:41.845 --> 02:04:42.790 align:center
That’s a lie, Your Honor.

02:04:43.009 --> 02:04:44.227 align:center
There’s nothing on
the pen drive.

02:04:44.329 --> 02:04:46.305 align:center
It’s there, Your Honor.
Everything is on this pen drive.

02:04:46.391 --> 02:04:48.790 align:center
Your Honor, it’s a lie. There
is nothing on that pen drive.

02:04:48.845 --> 02:04:50.540 align:center
It’s there. The evidence
is on this pen drive.

02:04:50.767 --> 02:04:51.899 align:center
Lie! Lies! Lies!

02:04:51.945 --> 02:04:53.649 align:center
How do you know
that I’m lying?

02:04:53.696 --> 02:04:55.563 align:center
Because the original
pen drive is with us.

02:05:05.531 --> 02:05:06.353 align:center
Miss Apsara...

02:05:07.149 --> 02:05:08.387 align:center
Which pen drive do you have?

02:05:08.526 --> 02:05:09.930 align:center
This is the original
evidence, Your Honor.

02:05:10.165 --> 02:05:11.320 align:center
The one you played earlier?

02:05:11.345 --> 02:05:13.790 align:center
That was a duplicate
evidence played by mistake

02:05:13.915 --> 02:05:16.507 align:center
Then how do you say
it’s the original evidence?

02:05:16.782 --> 02:05:19.024 align:center
Play it, Your Honor.
You’ll know.

02:05:19.196 --> 02:05:19.985 align:center
Yes, proceed.

02:05:20.327 --> 02:05:22.196 align:center
[stutters] I’ll send every
one of you to jail.

02:05:22.532 --> 02:05:24.591 align:center
You don’t know
who I am. [grunts]

02:05:25.007 --> 02:05:28.095 align:center
[stutters] I’ll show you
the power of this pen.

02:05:28.220 --> 02:05:30.063 align:center
[stutters] I’ll send every one
of you to jail.

02:05:30.179 --> 02:05:31.352 align:center
Are you a lawyer?

02:05:31.462 --> 02:05:33.204 align:center
-[gasps]
-[indistinct chatter]

02:05:33.384 --> 02:05:35.712 align:center
[indistinct chatter] How many times did
I tell you not to interfere with us?

02:05:35.837 --> 02:05:37.407 align:center
Brother, what should
we do to him?

02:05:37.641 --> 02:05:39.299 align:center
We don't ignore trash
on the street,

02:05:40.251 --> 02:05:41.930 align:center
so why would we tolerate
a speck of dust in our eye?

02:05:42.163 --> 02:05:42.816 align:center
Shoot him.

02:05:43.207 --> 02:05:45.641 align:center
No.. No.. [grunts]

02:05:50.782 --> 02:05:53.427 align:center
Your Honor, these are
all baseless allegations.

02:05:53.696 --> 02:05:57.107 align:center
This is fabricated evidence created
using AI graphics. my lord!

02:05:57.405 --> 02:05:59.649 align:center
When we have the murder video
right in front of our eyes,

02:05:59.930 --> 02:06:01.844 align:center
you’re trying to hide
it by calling it a lie.

02:06:02.001 --> 02:06:04.674 align:center
My lord, please properly
observe that video,

02:06:04.829 --> 02:06:07.345 align:center
In that video, the costume they
wore during the killing,

02:06:07.501 --> 02:06:09.157 align:center
is not with them at all.

02:06:09.339 --> 02:06:10.547 align:center
Open your eyes and see.

02:06:10.813 --> 02:06:13.016 align:center
That’s the same clothes
he’s wearing now.

02:06:14.853 --> 02:06:16.766 align:center
Your Honor,
through this video,

02:06:16.909 --> 02:06:17.863 align:center
it has been proven
that the honest...

02:06:17.888 --> 02:06:22.417 align:center
...journalist Ramesh
was murdered by David and D’Souza.

02:06:22.883 --> 02:06:23.899 align:center
According to the law,

02:06:24.005 --> 02:06:26.079 align:center
these murderers must
be severely punished.

02:06:26.172 --> 02:06:27.852 align:center
That is my request,
Your Honor.

02:06:28.139 --> 02:06:30.667 align:center
In the journalist Ramesh
murder case,

02:06:31.003 --> 02:06:34.753 align:center
after listening to
the arguments from both parties,

02:06:34.954 --> 02:06:37.691 align:center
the accused David and D’Souza,

02:06:37.775 --> 02:06:40.113 align:center
murdered Ramesh by shooting him,

02:06:40.197 --> 02:06:43.097 align:center
the video evidence
has been proven.

02:06:43.234 --> 02:06:44.691 align:center
Based on this,

02:06:44.877 --> 02:06:47.300 align:center
under Section 302,

02:06:47.604 --> 02:06:50.917 align:center
David, D’Souza, and
their accomplices,

02:06:51.179 --> 02:06:53.499 align:center
are sentenced
to life imprisonment.

02:06:53.795 --> 02:06:55.761 align:center
Hey Mango! You’re
making a mistake.

02:06:55.977 --> 02:06:57.177 align:center
A big mistake!

02:06:57.449 --> 02:06:59.800 align:center
Even after knowing who David is,
you’re making a mistake.

02:07:00.007 --> 02:07:01.019 align:center
Change your judgment.

02:07:01.307 --> 02:07:02.917 align:center
This is not your home.
This is a court.

02:07:03.031 --> 02:07:05.605 align:center
I’m not your worker
to follow your orders.

02:07:06.105 --> 02:07:07.246 align:center
I’m a judge.

02:07:07.839 --> 02:07:13.006 align:center
Just because you threaten me, I’m not some timid guy
who’ll tuck his tail and run...

02:07:13.631 --> 02:07:16.404 align:center
Those who took the law into their
own hands became prisoners.

02:07:16.531 --> 02:07:18.772 align:center
But in the entire
criminal history,

02:07:18.995 --> 02:07:21.834 align:center
by taking the law into my own
hands, studying day and night,

02:07:21.867 --> 02:07:23.108 align:center
and fighting my own case,

02:07:23.133 --> 02:07:26.709 align:center
I became a judge even
before coming out of jail.

02:07:37.401 --> 02:07:39.503 align:center
You think the law is like
your gulab jamun, right?

02:07:40.229 --> 02:07:42.644 align:center
Do you think you can do anything
just because you have money?

02:07:42.808 --> 02:07:43.368 align:center
Never!

02:07:44.538 --> 02:07:46.534 align:center
After committing a crime,
you have to face the punishment.

02:07:47.249 --> 02:07:48.239 align:center
Take them away.

02:07:48.331 --> 02:07:50.105 align:center
Hey Mango! I won't let this go.

02:07:50.371 --> 02:07:52.480 align:center
I won’t let you
off easy. Not only you.

02:07:52.785 --> 02:07:54.660 align:center
I won’t let any of you who gave
this pen drive off easy.

02:07:54.890 --> 02:07:56.347 align:center
I'll slaughter each one.

02:07:56.559 --> 02:07:58.386 align:center
You did me wrong, without even
considering that I was your friend.

02:07:58.574 --> 02:08:00.831 align:center
I won’t spare you. Mango!

02:08:01.264 --> 02:08:03.544 align:center
For their role in the
success of this case,

02:08:03.569 --> 02:08:05.394 align:center
to Sathya, Bhoopathi,
and Apsara...

02:08:05.747 --> 02:08:09.237 align:center
The Honorable Court extends its
appreciation and congratulations.

02:08:09.460 --> 02:08:13.129 align:center
In recognition of the honesty
of the unemployed Sathya,

02:08:13.170 --> 02:08:15.785 align:center
he has been recommended
for a government job.

02:08:16.954 --> 02:08:18.238 align:center
ನ್ಯಾಯಾಲಯವನ್ನು ವಿಸರ್ಜಿಸಲಾಗಿದೆ.
The court is adjourned.

02:08:23.127 --> 02:08:24.050 align:center
[in unison] Thanks!

02:08:25.563 --> 02:08:26.863 align:center
I didn’t understand why.

02:08:27.023 --> 02:08:29.045 align:center
Because I got
the government job because of you.

02:08:32.673 --> 02:08:34.496 align:center
I won the case
because of you.

02:08:42.912 --> 02:08:44.209 align:center
Hello Bhupathi

02:08:44.901 --> 02:08:46.208 align:center
I'm really sorry.

02:08:46.336 --> 02:08:47.911 align:center
I harassed you a lot.

02:08:48.063 --> 02:08:50.342 align:center
I insulted you and
hurt you deeply.

02:08:50.546 --> 02:08:53.787 align:center
Because of your insult that day,
I am receiving respect today.

02:08:53.903 --> 02:08:55.420 align:center
That’s what makes
you great, Bhupathi.

02:08:55.814 --> 02:08:58.092 align:center
Our company should have
employees like you.

02:08:58.233 --> 02:09:00.225 align:center
In the end, you gave me
good news, Madam.

02:09:00.327 --> 02:09:01.389 align:center
Thank you, madam.

02:09:07.627 --> 02:09:08.725 align:center
[sighs, grunts]

02:09:08.855 --> 02:09:09.725 align:center
Him?

02:09:09.888 --> 02:09:11.483 align:center
Drat! Say it.

02:09:11.640 --> 02:09:13.975 align:center
Hello, Mom! I got a
government job. Hurrah!

02:09:14.025 --> 02:09:14.725 align:center
What did you say?!

02:09:15.056 --> 02:09:16.912 align:center
I got the government job at last!

02:09:17.002 --> 02:09:18.795 align:center
I’ll make gulab jamun
by the time you come.

02:09:20.555 --> 02:09:21.818 align:center
Congratulations.
ಅಭಿನಂದನೆಗಳು.

02:09:22.120 --> 02:09:24.162 align:center
– You did a good job.
– We did so much. Don’t we get anything?

02:09:24.187 --> 02:09:26.021 align:center
Why not? Juice is on me. Come on.

02:09:27.271 --> 02:09:28.108 align:center
In this vehicle?

02:09:28.809 --> 02:09:30.842 align:center
Why does it matter?
Come on, let’s go.

02:09:30.879 --> 02:09:32.358 align:center
-[chuckles] Then, let's go sir.
- Let's go, sir.

02:09:44.124 --> 02:09:47.326 align:center
Why do you need sunglasses
to go to jail and break stones?

02:09:48.200 --> 02:09:48.873 align:center
give it.

02:09:49.186 --> 02:09:50.046 align:center
[chuckles]

02:10:10.601 --> 02:10:13.326 align:center
What kind of work have
you done, man?

02:10:13.404 --> 02:10:15.184 align:center
-[chuckles] Thank you, sir.
-Thank you, sir.

02:10:15.209 --> 02:10:16.084 align:center
You're saying thank you?

02:10:16.172 --> 02:10:19.834 align:center
Hey, man, do you even know
who you’re up against?

02:10:19.873 --> 02:10:20.709 align:center
Who's he, sir?

02:10:22.383 --> 02:10:24.233 align:center
David’s son, Daredevil!

02:10:26.742 --> 02:10:30.233 align:center
If he finds out that you sent
David’s brother to jail...

02:10:30.593 --> 02:10:32.756 align:center
He'll skin you alive
and hang you on to the doors.

02:10:32.832 --> 02:10:34.670 align:center
He is that brutal.

02:10:36.468 --> 02:10:37.506 align:center
We’ll deal with him when he comes.

02:10:37.531 --> 02:10:39.537 align:center
Oh! Okay, sir. Okay, sir.

02:10:39.794 --> 02:10:43.564 align:center
If I get hands on him I'll skin
him alive and will hang him on the doors

02:10:54.236 --> 02:10:56.286 align:center
" Tak-tak steps, she walks in... "

02:10:56.311 --> 02:10:57.971 align:center
" the Hubballi girl "

02:10:57.996 --> 02:10:59.796 align:center
" Oh my! The way she smiles "

02:10:59.821 --> 02:11:01.563 align:center
" like ghee poured on fire "

02:11:01.610 --> 02:11:03.260 align:center
" Tak-tak steps, she walks in... "

02:11:03.590 --> 02:11:05.490 align:center
" the Hubballi girl "

02:11:05.515 --> 02:11:07.357 align:center
" Oh my! The way she smiles "

02:11:07.382 --> 02:11:09.452 align:center
" like ghee poured on fire "

02:11:09.481 --> 02:11:11.301 align:center
" She came close and sat beside me "

02:11:11.326 --> 02:11:12.983 align:center
" asked me my name "

02:11:13.008 --> 02:11:14.778 align:center
" She placed her hand on my chest "

02:11:14.803 --> 02:11:16.775 align:center
"the sound began inside - Like this… "

02:11:18.261 --> 02:11:20.760 align:center
" Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga,
dagadag dagga "

02:11:20.785 --> 02:11:24.236 align:center
" Oh man! Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga,
dagadag dagga "

02:11:24.261 --> 02:11:28.135 align:center
" Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga,
dagadag dagga "

02:11:28.160 --> 02:11:31.710 align:center
" Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga
dagadagadagaDAGADAGDAGA DAAAA!"

02:11:40.407 --> 02:11:42.227 align:center
" “Come, Raja,” she said "

02:11:42.252 --> 02:11:43.993 align:center
" and ate pani puri "

02:11:44.060 --> 02:11:45.852 align:center
" “Come, Veera,” she said "

02:11:45.902 --> 02:11:47.734 align:center
" and ate butter dosa "

02:11:47.759 --> 02:11:49.639 align:center
" What a look she has "

02:11:49.664 --> 02:11:51.526 align:center
" like entering a mango grove "

02:11:55.458 --> 02:12:01.388 align:center
" Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga,
dagadag dagga "

02:12:01.413 --> 02:12:05.946 align:center
" Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga "

02:12:05.999 --> 02:12:10.110 align:center
" Dagadagadaga DAGADAGDAGA DAAAA! "

02:12:26.470 --> 02:12:28.330 align:center
" What a beauty she holds "

02:12:28.798 --> 02:12:30.276 align:center
" Like a lamp perfectly lit "

02:12:30.646 --> 02:12:32.235 align:center
" Honey flows i her words "

02:12:32.393 --> 02:12:33.876 align:center
" I've gone mad in love "

02:12:33.921 --> 02:12:35.635 align:center
" It must happen someday "

02:12:35.792 --> 02:12:37.405 align:center
" I will marry her "

02:12:37.634 --> 02:12:39.244 align:center
" In her dreams "

02:12:39.479 --> 02:12:41.200 align:center
" I've lost in "

02:12:41.354 --> 02:12:43.001 align:center
" girl you are my "

02:12:43.191 --> 02:12:45.007 align:center
" beautiful wife "

02:12:45.041 --> 02:12:46.901 align:center
" Come and do Madhuri's "

02:12:47.043 --> 02:12:48.657 align:center
"'Ek.. Dho.. Theen..' Dance "

02:12:48.716 --> 02:12:52.126 align:center
" Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga,
dagadag dagga "

02:12:52.410 --> 02:12:56.060 align:center
" Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga,
dagadag dagga "

02:12:56.124 --> 02:12:59.644 align:center
" Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga,
dagadag dagga "

02:12:59.825 --> 02:13:02.863 align:center
" Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga,
dagadag dagga oh My! "

02:13:02.931 --> 02:13:06.946 align:center
" Oh my! Dagadag dagga,
dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga "

02:13:06.971 --> 02:13:10.841 align:center
" Dagadagadaga DAGADAGDAGA DAAAA! "