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Backpack, yeah. Keys, walkie-talkie.

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Do I have everything?

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<i>Mike! We're outside! Over!</i>

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<i>- Mike!</i>
- Yes! Coming! Over and out!

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<i>- We're the kids in America</i>
<i>- Whoa-oh </i>

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Hey, what about breakfast?

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No, thanks! No time! Bye!

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Hey! Watch it!

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- Nancy, straight home from school today.
- Okay.

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Mike, aren't you forgetting something?

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Um, love you?

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Oh, right! Thanks, Mom!

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- Here he comes.
- Finally!

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Let's go! We're gonna be late!

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Mike, relax. We're not gonna be late.

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Yeah, we haven't been late once
in the last five weeks.

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I know, but if we are…

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Just come on!

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Come on!

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Almost there. Almost there.

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Ugh! Move it, you bug blaster!

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<i>Dustin! Dustin, come in! Over!</i>

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<i>Come on, Dustin! We know you're there!</i>

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Not now! Not now!

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<i>Dustin!</i>

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You know you have terrible timing.

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<i>We're heading directly to Will's.</i>
<i>Meet us on Cornwallis. Over!</i>

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- Wait for me! I'm at the mart!
<i>- Dustin!</i>

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Fine. Meet you there. Over and out.

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Thanks, Dan. Gotta run!

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Wait, wait, wait.
You're a dollar short again.

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Sorry! I'll get you next time!
You know I'm good for it!

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That's what you said
about the cheese balls, and Pudding Pops,

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and whatever other abominations
you children put in your gullets.

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<i>There's a new wave coming, I warn you</i>

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<i>- We're the kids in America</i>
<i>- Whoa-oh! </i>

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Found it!

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<i>Everybody live for the music-go-round</i>

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- Hey! Slow down, bud.
- Sorry.

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Here's that mix you asked for.
Finished last night.

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Maybe now you'll listen
to more than just The Clash.

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Thanks. I gotta go. The guys are waiting.

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Mom said call if you're gonna be--

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Late!

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Jeez! Kid, are you okay?

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Yes, yes, yes! I let it get late!

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You know
you don't actually go to school, right?

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So, I know you know, but I…

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I need you to remember
the ground rules, okay?

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No attracting attention.
Be careful who you talk to.

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And we keep the cabin secret.

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The last thing we need are strangers
sticking their noses in around here.

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I know the rules.

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Yeah, I know, but we can't have
anyone finding out about your powers!

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You see, that's what I'm talking about.

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I did it inside. No one can see.

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Look, kid, I'm just worried is all.

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- We're a family now.
- I know!

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Bottom line is
I'd like to keep it that way.

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Me too.

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Mike.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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- Hey!
- Coat! I need a coat!

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Anything happens to her,

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anything…

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These woods hide a lot of mistakes.

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I… I got you something.

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Why?

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'Cause cops like doughnuts?

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Joke's on you, pal.
Everyone likes doughnuts.

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- Ready!
- Be careful out there!

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Yeah!

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Aw, sh… irt.

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Couldn't have waited five seconds.

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Crud!

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Whoa! Slow down there, Henderson.

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Where you going in such a hurry?

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School. I'm gonna be late.

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Hey!

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We just want to see what you have for us
in that book bag of yours.

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Books, brainiac.
Wanna guess what's in my pencil case?

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Hey! Get back here!

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We're gonna get you, Henderson!

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- Come here, dork!
- Let's get that scumbag!

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- We're gonna get ya!
- Yeah! Let's get that nerd!

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Give it up, geek!

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What the…?

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Ah!

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I got snow in my crack!

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So long, suckers!

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Charlie! Where'd you go, man?
I lost the nerd!

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Charlie!

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Charlie?

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What the…?

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No, no, no, no!

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Let's go!

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Yeah! Let's go!

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Yeah!

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You guys, spring break
is gonna be awesome this year!

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We'll finally get to show El
some of our other hangout spots!

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- Like the arcade.
- Yeah, and the pizza place.

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They've got deep dish now!

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Deep dish? Will I like deep dish?

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El, you're gonna love it!
It's like pizza on pizza!

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And the grease gets all over your fingers,
and you lick it off, and it's so good!

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"El, you're gonna love it!"

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I think it's cute.

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Cute? I've been having to wake up
30 minutes ahead of my alarm

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just to do this!

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All he talks about is El this,
El that! Ugh!

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Okay, we get it.

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You should be taking notes, Romeo.

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What? What did I say?

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If we play our cards right,
maybe Hopper will let you come with us

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to the Starcourt mall
when it opens Memorial Day weekend!

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- That would be the ultimate hangout spot!
- I heard it's gonna have a gaming store!

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Big whoop.

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What this town really needs
is a Sam Goody.

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You can keep your music.

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I'll take a Hot Dog on a Stick,
Ground Round--

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You forgot Orange Julius, you jerks!

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What the hell happened to you?

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Dirtbag Charlie and Noogie Jeff happened.
That's what.

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Thanks for waiting for me, guys.

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Well, your mouth still works.
Any internal bleeding?

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No. But I escaped Mirkwood
by the skin of my teeth.

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Looks like you brought
some yellow snow with you too.

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Har, har.

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Real funny.

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Snow in your pants!

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Get out of the road!

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Stupid kids.

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What? What do you mean
you don't have your homework?

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- Later, El!
- See ya!

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- Bye, El!
- Bye!

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- I wish I could go with you.
- One day, you will.

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You'll pick me up after school? 3-1-5?

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3:15. Yes.

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Right. See ya!

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Whoa. Whoa! Whoa!

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I can't wait to start D&D next week!

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Me, too! And I figured out
what module I want to use.

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Actually, I had an idea.

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What--

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I'm so sorry. It was an accident.

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You little jerk!

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Ho ho!

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You gonna let him get away with that?

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What's it gonna be, Zombie Boy?
Fat lip or black eye?

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Hey, get off him! He said he was sorry.

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Back off! I'm busy here.

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Hi. You're in front of my locker. Oops.

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Now you're in front of my locker.

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Hey, what's your problem?
You some kind of freak?

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Freak? Wow, that is so sweet of you
to notice.

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You may also have noticed
that you've worn out your welcome, sport.

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Whatever.

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Don't let the locker hit you
on your way out.

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I'll catch you geeks later! Come on.

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- Why didn't you do anything about it?
- It's just a shirt.

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Will, you okay?

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Yeah, I'm fine.

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Huh. Misfits. Nice.

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Um, thanks.

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Yeah, thanks for the help.
There's a lot of meatheads in this school.

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Don't sweat it.
Same jerk, different letterman jacket.

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My theory is
they clone them in every school.

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I'm Mike. This is Will.

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Sup? And, wait, what did he call you?
Zombie Boy.

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Wow. That is a new one.
I'd stick with that if I were you.

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Later.

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You guys okay?

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Yeah, thanks to that new kid.

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Who's her hairdresser? Mr. T?

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She's punk. I like it.

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- Maybe you should try it, Lucas.
- Oh, shut up.

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Okay, people. Settle.

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Welcome back. New semester,
new news to share with you all.

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I will be going on a sabbatical
for the semester.

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He's gonna become a priest?

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What? No. It means
he's going on, like, a work vacation.

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Oh, why didn't he just say so?

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Ah!

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But I'm happy to report Hawkins Middle's
newest teacher, Mrs. Baxter,

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will be your scientific sage
while I'm away.

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Aw, man. What's gonna happen to AV Club?

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AV Club doesn't take a vacation,
Mr. Clarke.

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Sorry, boys. AV Club must endure
without me for a few months.

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I've already briefed Mrs. Baxter,
and I have complete confidence

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in her ability
to mold your malleable minds.

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I leave them in your hands.

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Thank you, Mr. Clarke.

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All righty, then.

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Now, are you guys ready
to learn about evolution?

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Evolution is the process

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by which an organism adapts
into an enhanced version of itself.

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Now, this process occurs
over a vast stretch of time.

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But sometimes, it can leap forward.

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Well, how about you talk amongst
yourselves while I find the roster?

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You could say
I'm a little out of my element.

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Oh my…

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No? Okay.

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Okay. The big snowstorm
is coming next week.

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We'll be on lockdown for a couple of days.
That's when we'll start the campaign.

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But first, we're gonna need extra cash
since Eleven and Max are gonna play.

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Huh?

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Slow your roll, Lucas.

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I'm only gracing you with my presence
just this once.

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Mike's right. We need money for more maps,
extra dice, and a new graph pad, and…

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Not to mention snacks and drinks, guys.
Come on.

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All right. So what are we looking at here?

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This is just sad.

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We're still gonna be short.

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Where are we supposed to get more cash?

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I still have some of my arcade stash
at home.

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I got ten bucks from Nana for Christmas.

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My piggy bank is low,

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but I haven't checked
my couch cushions yet.

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Hey, guys. I got an idea.
But we're gonna need El.

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Are you sure this is gonna work?

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Are you kidding me?
This is one of my best ideas yet.

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Rich People Avenue,
where driveways are paved with white gold.

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With your help, El,

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we could probably clear
about a house a minute.

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I still don't know
if it's such a good idea.

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- You sure you're okay with this, El?
- Friends help friends.

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Time to work my magic.

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Hello, young lady. Is your mother home?

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Well, aren't you just adorable?

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I see that your driveway needs
some snow removal.

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Well, I could use someone to clear it
while I watch my stories.

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For the low price of only five dollars,

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this adorable face will plow
your entire driveway.

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And throw in the porch for free.

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Well, I usually wait for Mr. Plow,
but I just can't resist those dimples.

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Wonderful. You go in
and watch your stories,

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and my dimples and I will take care
of everything. Okay?

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Bye-bye.

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All clear!

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<i>Anything happens to her,</i>

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<i>anything…</i>

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<i>These woods hide a lot of mistakes.</i>

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Wait! Wait, wait, wait.
I don't think we should do this.

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It'll be fine. We're keeping a lookout.
No one will see.

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No, no, no. You don't understand.
Hopper will kill me,

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literally kill me,
if something happens to El.

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Mike, it will be okay.

00:17:43.688 --> 00:17:46.771 align:center
You just got some freedom.
If something goes wrong,

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no spring break hangouts,
no more having fun, no more anything.

00:17:52.355 --> 00:17:54.480 align:center
Party pooper!

00:17:57.105 --> 00:17:58.355 align:center
You're dead, Henderson.

00:18:00.313 --> 00:18:02.105 align:center
Snowball fight!

00:18:05.521 --> 00:18:07.438 align:center
- Whoa!
- Take this!

00:18:07.521 --> 00:18:08.605 align:center
Coming at you!

00:18:09.438 --> 00:18:10.480 align:center
Get him, El!

00:18:20.313 --> 00:18:21.646 align:center
There you go!

00:18:30.730 --> 00:18:34.605 align:center
Oh man, it's old man Plow.
He's gonna ruin everything.

00:18:35.896 --> 00:18:37.688 align:center
Oh, sorry.

00:18:39.605 --> 00:18:41.230 align:center
What do you think you're doing?

00:18:41.813 --> 00:18:46.063 align:center
Now, I got work I gotta do around here,
so you kids better get.

00:18:46.146 --> 00:18:47.688 align:center
Man, we were here first.

00:18:47.771 --> 00:18:48.771 align:center
First?

00:18:48.855 --> 00:18:49.896 align:center
This ain't no game.

00:18:49.980 --> 00:18:52.396 align:center
But we have a right to be here, too.

00:18:52.480 --> 00:18:56.230 align:center
Rights? You snot-nosed rats
ain't got no rights.

00:18:56.313 --> 00:18:59.188 align:center
Now, you listen, and you listen good.

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This here is your last warning.
Before I take this shovel and I shove--

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Mister!

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Help me!

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Ah!

00:19:14.813 --> 00:19:16.021 align:center
Help me!

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- Help!
- Whoa!

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Run!

00:19:25.438 --> 00:19:26.688 align:center
Look out, Lucas!

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Help me!

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What was that?

00:19:40.855 --> 00:19:42.146 align:center
Is it gone?

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Not gone!

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Ah!

00:19:51.688 --> 00:19:53.188 align:center
- I'm slipping!
- Hold on!

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Be right back!

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Wait, what? Where are you--

00:20:23.688 --> 00:20:24.688 align:center
Whoa!

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It's back!

00:20:31.105 --> 00:20:33.980 align:center
Oh, crud.

00:20:34.063 --> 00:20:35.771 align:center
- Dustin!
- Dustin!

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Guys!

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Dustin, catch this!

00:20:39.021 --> 00:20:40.896 align:center
Ouch! Not helping!

00:20:43.105 --> 00:20:44.521 align:center
Guys!

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Gross!

00:20:51.480 --> 00:20:52.730 align:center
Help me!

00:21:04.563 --> 00:21:05.646 align:center
Dustin!

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Dustin, are you okay?

00:21:08.480 --> 00:21:11.146 align:center
No! What the heck was that thing?

00:21:11.230 --> 00:21:12.938 align:center
It moved like some kind of shark.

00:21:13.021 --> 00:21:14.646 align:center
Snow sharks don't exist!

00:21:14.730 --> 00:21:17.230 align:center
Guys, you know exactly what that was.

00:21:17.313 --> 00:21:21.605 align:center
No, it can't be! El closed the gate
to the Upside Down, right?

00:21:25.438 --> 00:21:27.188 align:center
We need to call Hopper.

00:21:28.730 --> 00:21:31.021 align:center
We don't have time to go to Hopper.

00:21:31.105 --> 00:21:33.980 align:center
We have to get that thing
before it eats someone else.

00:21:34.063 --> 00:21:37.480 align:center
Mike's right. If we don't stop it,
the government could come back.

00:21:37.563 --> 00:21:39.688 align:center
Maybe blame El and take her away.

00:21:39.771 --> 00:21:42.355 align:center
It's settled. We catch it ourselves.

00:21:42.438 --> 00:21:46.855 align:center
Not settled. No one is asking El
what she thinks we should do.

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El?

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Catch it.

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Stop it.

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Just us.

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No going back.

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I hope this works, Mike.

00:22:21.313 --> 00:22:23.188 align:center
Don't worry. This plan's gonna work.

00:22:23.271 --> 00:22:26.855 align:center
Then we'll get back to doing
all the fun things we talked about. Okay?

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Promise?

00:22:28.188 --> 00:22:29.313 align:center
Promise.

00:22:31.105 --> 00:22:33.063 align:center
Okay, guys. Confirm location.

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El and Mike. Arcade rooftop.
Lookout duty. Over.

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Lucas and Max. West side bushes.
Capture duty. Over.

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Will. East side arcade corner.
Attack duty. Over.

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Dustin. Parking lot. Bait.
Pretty cheesed about it. Over.

00:22:54.521 --> 00:22:58.896 align:center
<i>Dustin, will you please stay</i>
<i>in the kill zone? You keep moving around.</i>

00:22:58.980 --> 00:23:00.480 align:center
I'm nervous, okay?

00:23:00.563 --> 00:23:05.105 align:center
And can we please come up
with a better name than kill zone?

00:23:05.188 --> 00:23:09.521 align:center
<i>Dustin, just stay where you are.</i>
<i>Lucas, stop calling it kill zone.</i>

00:23:09.605 --> 00:23:13.771 align:center
Mike, I feel so stupid.
I look like a meat-covered wind chime.

00:23:13.855 --> 00:23:16.396 align:center
How do we even know
this thing likes Slim Jims?

00:23:16.480 --> 00:23:17.730 align:center
We can't take a chance.

00:23:17.813 --> 00:23:20.355 align:center
We need to sweeten the pot
to get it out in the open.

00:23:20.438 --> 00:23:23.105 align:center
Besides, the Slim Jims were Lucas's idea.
Over.

00:23:23.188 --> 00:23:25.146 align:center
<i>Hey, you want to catch this thing or not?</i>

00:23:25.230 --> 00:23:27.521 align:center
And who doesn't like Slim Jims?

00:23:27.605 --> 00:23:30.980 align:center
Plus, it's better than Will's idea
of covering you in fish.

00:23:31.063 --> 00:23:32.563 align:center
<i>But sharks like fish.</i>

00:23:34.855 --> 00:23:38.771 align:center
I don't think we're hidden enough.
These bushes are kind of measly.

00:23:39.605 --> 00:23:42.271 align:center
You sure that net
isn't gonna be too heavy for you?

00:23:42.355 --> 00:23:45.521 align:center
Dude, my arms are literally stronger
than yours.

00:24:16.188 --> 00:24:18.271 align:center
Oh no, the new kid.

00:24:18.855 --> 00:24:22.313 align:center
Guys, code red! It's the creature.
It's not taking our bait.

00:24:22.396 --> 00:24:24.563 align:center
It's out to get the new kid. Go!

00:24:41.063 --> 00:24:42.980 align:center
Get out of the snow! Run!

00:24:43.063 --> 00:24:44.771 align:center
- Run, new kid!
- Run!

00:24:44.855 --> 00:24:46.271 align:center
- Run!
- Get out of the snow!

00:24:56.771 --> 00:24:57.605 align:center
- Run!
- What?

00:24:57.688 --> 00:24:58.771 align:center
Get out of the snow!

00:24:58.855 --> 00:25:01.063 align:center
- Get out of the snow!
- Get out of the snow!

00:25:03.438 --> 00:25:04.980 align:center
What the heck?

00:25:05.063 --> 00:25:06.688 align:center
- Run!
- Get out of the snow!

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What is going on?