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Cadet Darem Reymi,
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personal message,
stardate 868858.7.
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Dear Mother and Father,
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in the three weeks
since the Academy began,
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I'm confident I'm maintaining
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the standard of excellence
we agreed upon.
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As I promised:
last to bed, first to rise.
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Whoa!
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Wait. You already...?
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Wh-What time do you...?
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For speed and agility days
or for power days?
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- Either.
- 4:40 a.m.
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for speed and agility,
3:30 a.m. for power.
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Anyway, I got to go
hit the track for sprints.
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See you around, sleepyhead.
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I strive to be first
in each endeavor.
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Every day brings a new
opportunity to prove myself.
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Starfleet Academy,
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report for cardio and sprints.
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War College, you have
weights and flexibility.
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Move it, War College, move it.
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Watch your posture, Cadet Sadal.
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Back straight, Cadet Djokovic.
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Keep those glutes in the air.
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Buns of steel, cadets.
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Starfleet maggots, I want to see
that you want to be here.
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Do you want to be here?
Let's go!
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Show me you're worthy
of this uniform.
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Get moving.
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What are you waiting for?
Let's go!
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You call that a lunge?
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Lower, Cadet, lower.
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Down! To the mat, Cadet.
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To the mat.
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What is this?
Is this a tea party?
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Get up! You're all weak
right now. Weak!
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War College
versus Starfleet Academy.
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Who will win?
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The counts are even.
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It's Cadet Mir in the lead.
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Cadet Mir for the win!
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That was
disappointing/underwhelming.
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Dude, what was that?
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You're the best
in the War College,
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and he smoked you.
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Embarrassing.
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Next station, Romeo.
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Every warrior knows
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that you live each day
with an eye towards death,
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as she walks free and upright
amongst the living.
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But if by chance
you survive until tomorrow,
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we'll be having tryouts
for the Calica team.
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- Sign up here.
- Ow.
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Darem Reymi.
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Captain of the Khionian
All-Planet Under-18 team.
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Four years running.
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There is no need to state it.
It scanned you.
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Genesis Lythe.
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Captain of the
Inter-Base Youth League.
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Five years and change.
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And top of her class.
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And student ambassador
to the Model Fed Council.
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Mm.
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When do you sleep?
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Admiral's daughter.
We don't need sleep.
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What happens if you do?
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You get court-martialed?
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- I'll never know.
- Not easy
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being an admiral's
daughter, hmm?
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Takes daddy issues to a whole
new level, for sure.
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Also makes losing
out of the question.
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Mm. Too bad there can only be
one captain of...
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of anything.
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- Sorry.
- Guess you'll have to learn
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- to live with disappointment.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Good luck.
- You want me
to injure her?
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- I'll cut the ponytail off.
- Do it.
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You did not grow up
playing Calica either.
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I know.
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I haven't played anything.
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Not a team guy. I'm more of a...
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"rely on myself
and don't get killed" guy.
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Hey, hey, hey. Uh, what's...?
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He says he's allergic
to organized sports.
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- To which part?
- The sports.
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And the fact
that they're organized.
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Mm. Oh, that's funny.
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Academy cadets.
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Do you find it
challenging to run
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while also debating
the ethical ramifications
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of hurting the floor?
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Do you find it challenging
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to be a War College douchebag?
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- Not your best.
- Dude. I just got smacked
in the head.
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You're gonna take up
half our space,
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get ready to be target practice.
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Oh!
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I see we don't like each other.
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Don't talk.
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I smell...
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...fear.
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You know, properly channeled,
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those feelings of inadequacy
can lead to...
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well, in your case,
just more inadequacy.
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- Better.
- Love the uniforms, guys.
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May be the only thing
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about the War College
that stays relevant.
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All right.
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This has been fun,
but I don't think
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you guys can afford to take
any more time away
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from whatever it is you're,
um, compensating for.
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Starfleet Academy is
an experiment.
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Like all experiments,
it must prove its value.
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The War College has
nothing to prove.
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Then why'd you go
out of your way
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to hit me in the head
with a ball?
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You an angry toddler?
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Yeah.
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Maybe our very large
Klingon friend
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will smack the eyebrows off
your freaking face.
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Mm-mm.
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No blood will be shed
on my court
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without my express permission.
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Back to your classes! Now!
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Ah, Darem! That scar.
It looks painful.
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How'd you get it?
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You ever fought someone
with a knife between your ribs?
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I don't have ribs.
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You know, I used to know a guy
like that War College bicep
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back on Khionia?
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Oh, please, God, no...
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My parents didn't think
we were a good match.
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Your parents tell you
who to date?
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Nah. Well, I mean,
the relationship was doomed
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after I slept with his sister.
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Both of them, actually.
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And their cousin.
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I would love
to just have one shower
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without having to hear
about Darem's multiple
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polycule underwater hookups.
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What the...?
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We indeed violate
the fundamental laws
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of temporal mechanics
to achieve...
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Oh, boy. Okay.
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Whoa. That's a lot.
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Whoa!
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Get me out of here.
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Ooh.
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Attention, Starfleet cadets.
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We did this because we could.
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And we will keep doing it
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because it is fun.
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Enjoy yourselves.
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This is war.
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Do you aspire to be the best
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and brightest in the galaxy?
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Exceed your physical,
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mental and spiritual limits?
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Be the captain
of your own destiny
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at Starfleet Academy.
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Applicants of all species are welcome.
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Is the voice-over too stupid?
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We are about to have
a prank war on our hands
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just as the
oversight committee arrives.
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This is a PR dumpster fire.
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Commander, in our line of work,
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something is on fire
all... the time
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and everything is on fire
some of the time.
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Be that as it may,
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as a War College graduate,
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I can promise you,
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they shenanned once,
they'll shenann again.
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Well done, Number One. Advise.
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I thought you would never ask,
Chancellor.
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This is your only
possible response.
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Demand a formal apology
from Kelrec,
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and he nips it in the bud.
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Or kills it in the cradle,
if you prefer.
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I'm good
with the plant metaphor.
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It's not our job to resolve
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our students' problems for them.
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We're in the "teach them
how to fish" business.
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Also... that's no fun.
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There are those that see us as
an experiment waiting to fail.
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You've said it yourself.
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Your tacit approval
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hands them ammunition
in front of the committee.
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I'm beginning to get the feeling
you don't trust me.
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Quite the opposite.
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I trust that you'll come
to the right decision.
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Before it's too late.
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So you don't trust me.
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Lura, this is kid shit!
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Forgive my language.
I'm pro kid shit.
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They grew up in the Burn.
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I'm not going to crush
the life out of them
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any more than the universe
already has.
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Captain. Chancellor.
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I choose to work for you
and not Kelrec
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for three reasons:
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I believe in Starfleet's
mission of peace,
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and despite what you may think,
I believe in you.
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What's the third thing?
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I just find him very... odd.
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And that whole tea fetish.
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Tea fetish?
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Out of all the fetishes
available?
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Want to give it one last pitch
before I disregard your counsel?
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You know that a single
transgression is like a weed:
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yank it now, or it multiplies
and strangles the entire field.
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What's with you
and the plant metaphors?
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I hear you, Commander.
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I do.
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Perhaps it would be beneficial
if our cadets did, too.
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Well, that...
that's a cool idea.
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Chancellor,
we were basically naked.
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No. Completely naked!
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Everybody was looking at us
like we were insane.
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- Like we're crazy.
- In front of the whole school.
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What about our honor?
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I took a bath
for the first time.
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You want us to get back
at them with botany?
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- Seriously?
- I don't know, guys.
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Do you think botany
can end a prank war?
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- Or did you have other ideas?
- Yeah. Hit 'em back harder.
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Bring some serious pain.
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Wait till exams
and then fritz their servers.
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Like I was saying...
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Captain.
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We are gonna plant
and grow the rare
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and highly protected
Vitus Reflux.
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Despite being known
as "the empathy flower,"
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it's not actually a flower.
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It's a fungus.
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Speak your mind, Cadet.
Don't hold back.
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- Chancellor, respectfully...
- Mm-hmm?
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...this is the single dumbest
idea I've ever heard.
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How is this strategic...?
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- How is this strategic?
- How is this strategic?
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- How is this strategic?
- Got a deeper voice
than you, Darem.
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Ever read The Art of War, Reymi?
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- Art of War, Reymi?
- Fifth century BC.
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Sun Tzu learned patience
in a garden
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and respect for the opponent.
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They got you pretty bad.
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- They got you pretty bad.
- If I may, Chancellor,
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it was not an original idea.
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The War College stole
that prank.
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Cadet Sam ran a search
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through old Starfleet
disciplinary records.
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In the 28th century,
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some cadets transported
the entire first-year class
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from the sonic showers
to the roof of Alcatraz.
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It took the faculty half a day
to get everyone down.
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No way.
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Ah, that's legendary.
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Then you've already learned
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your opponents' lack
of imagination.
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Grab a trowel.
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- Grab a trowel.
- Oh, my God.
00:14:01.318 --> 00:14:02.798 align:center
And anybody who rolls
their eyes gets expelled.
00:14:02.929 --> 00:14:04.452 align:center
Gets expelled.
00:14:05.845 --> 00:14:08.325 align:center
Spritz the spores,
00:14:08.456 --> 00:14:13.113 align:center
add the growth accelerant.
00:14:13.243 --> 00:14:16.420 align:center
Vitus only blooms at night,
00:14:16.551 --> 00:14:18.335 align:center
so be patient.
00:14:18.466 --> 00:14:20.294 align:center
Plants are like cadets.
00:14:20.424 --> 00:14:24.124 align:center
All they need is water, food
and a little encouragement.
00:14:25.473 --> 00:14:26.778 align:center
Go, go, go.
00:14:26.909 --> 00:14:28.955 align:center
Go, go, go.
00:14:30.565 --> 00:14:31.914 align:center
Specialist Krebs,
00:14:32.045 --> 00:14:33.437 align:center
your Talaxian Furfly
00:14:33.568 --> 00:14:35.265 align:center
is attempting to mate
with a beaker.
00:14:35.396 --> 00:14:37.398 align:center
Please intervene.
00:14:37.528 --> 00:14:40.183 align:center
- Doing great, buddy. I love you.
- Okay.
00:14:40.314 --> 00:14:42.011 align:center
We all ready for Calica tryouts?
00:14:42.142 --> 00:14:46.059 align:center
No, I will not pursue violence
in any form.
00:14:46.189 --> 00:14:49.758 align:center
I have chosen the Exo-Ecology
Club in that same time slot.
00:14:50.628 --> 00:14:53.457 align:center
I know. I respect that.
00:14:53.588 --> 00:14:55.329 align:center
But...
00:14:56.765 --> 00:14:58.027 align:center
I swiped your delta
while you were showering
00:14:58.158 --> 00:14:59.594 align:center
and I maybe signed you up.
00:15:01.944 --> 00:15:03.554 align:center
What the hell, Genesis?
00:15:03.685 --> 00:15:05.382 align:center
- What? It's just a...
- No, no, no.
00:15:05.513 --> 00:15:08.603 align:center
I'm not signing up for some
culty school spirit war, okay?
00:15:08.733 --> 00:15:10.605 align:center
I don't do spirit.
00:15:10.735 --> 00:15:13.303 align:center
- Or tribes. Or teams.
- I want to be captain.
00:15:13.434 --> 00:15:15.610 align:center
I need to be captain.
00:15:15.740 --> 00:15:18.613 align:center
And when I am, I need
my strongest players.
00:15:18.743 --> 00:15:20.397 align:center
You fought the Venari Ral.
00:15:20.528 --> 00:15:23.139 align:center
Look around. Look at them.
00:15:25.446 --> 00:15:26.882 align:center
Sorry! It's on your shoe.
00:15:35.151 --> 00:15:37.371 align:center
We need you.
00:15:37.501 --> 00:15:38.938 align:center
Please?
00:15:42.245 --> 00:15:45.770 align:center
How's your, um,
your Betazoid princess?
00:15:45.901 --> 00:15:48.686 align:center
President's daughter.
And she's not anybody's.
00:15:48.817 --> 00:15:50.427 align:center
Well, I guess your tour
was so compelling,
00:15:50.558 --> 00:15:52.647 align:center
she went and ran away
to the War College, hmm?
00:15:55.476 --> 00:15:57.086 align:center
Shitty comment retracted.
00:15:58.522 --> 00:16:00.046 align:center
But I get the vibe
she likes sports.
00:16:00.176 --> 00:16:03.397 align:center
Okay, I'll do it
if you stop talking.
00:16:04.746 --> 00:16:05.877 align:center
Thank you.
00:16:06.008 --> 00:16:09.403 align:center
Strategy. Skill. Teamwork.
00:16:09.533 --> 00:16:13.059 align:center
Calica is more than just a game.
00:16:13.189 --> 00:16:15.931 align:center
I want you to right your minds
00:16:16.062 --> 00:16:18.847 align:center
and prepare your hearts
for battle.
00:16:18.978 --> 00:16:21.937 align:center
There are two teams,
each with a mascot.
00:16:22.068 --> 00:16:25.027 align:center
The mascot protects a target.
00:16:25.158 --> 00:16:28.161 align:center
The goal of the game is simple.
00:16:28.291 --> 00:16:32.121 align:center
Fight your way
to the other side of the field
00:16:32.252 --> 00:16:35.733 align:center
and shoot a target guarded
by the opposing team's mascot.
00:16:35.864 --> 00:16:39.694 align:center
Tryouts today will not be easy.
00:16:39.824 --> 00:16:42.784 align:center
You'll be scored
in a series of drills.
00:16:42.914 --> 00:16:45.569 align:center
Highest score makes the team.
00:16:45.700 --> 00:16:47.963 align:center
I want you to strike
00:16:48.094 --> 00:16:51.140 align:center
with the force
of a thousand tachyons!
00:16:51.271 --> 00:16:55.144 align:center
Strike until your opponents'
innards liquefy and pour...
00:16:55.275 --> 00:16:58.104 align:center
And... you'll do it all
00:16:58.234 --> 00:17:01.281 align:center
while wearing
really snazzy uniforms.
00:17:01.411 --> 00:17:02.630 align:center
Uh-huh.
00:17:02.760 --> 00:17:04.632 align:center
You all know Coach Reno.
00:17:04.762 --> 00:17:07.243 align:center
Professor, I thought you taught
Temporal Mechanics?
00:17:07.374 --> 00:17:09.332 align:center
I'm a nerd/jock hybrid.
00:17:09.463 --> 00:17:10.986 align:center
Each team is made up
00:17:11.117 --> 00:17:13.293 align:center
of eight players,
a mascot and an alternate.
00:17:13.423 --> 00:17:16.296 align:center
The mascot is
the last line of defense.
00:17:16.426 --> 00:17:19.342 align:center
- They protect the target.
- What kind of mascot?
00:17:20.300 --> 00:17:21.605 align:center
What are we working with?
00:17:21.736 --> 00:17:23.912 align:center
What we're working with is
a hundred push-ups.
00:17:24.043 --> 00:17:27.176 align:center
Now! And the next
interruption, 200.
00:17:27.307 --> 00:17:30.049 align:center
Using the mascot
in the game is a tradition.
00:17:30.179 --> 00:17:32.921 align:center
Way back, Starfleet's
was a lapling--
00:17:33.052 --> 00:17:35.924 align:center
fuzzy, mean like a koala,
00:17:36.055 --> 00:17:38.013 align:center
cute like a targ.
They called him...
00:17:38.144 --> 00:17:41.016 align:center
Lappy. They called him Lappy.
00:17:41.147 --> 00:17:44.759 align:center
So it's basically
like a fun game of laser tag?
00:17:44.889 --> 00:17:47.631 align:center
Yeah, just like laser tag.
00:17:47.762 --> 00:17:49.590 align:center
Ah!
00:17:49.720 --> 00:17:53.072 align:center
This is not like laser tag!
00:17:55.465 --> 00:17:57.206 align:center
What is happening?!
00:17:57.337 --> 00:18:01.167 align:center
I warned you,
tryouts would not be easy.
00:18:01.297 --> 00:18:04.344 align:center
Calica prepares you
for real-world combat.
00:18:04.474 --> 00:18:07.216 align:center
Which is why I will not have
a losing Calica team
00:18:07.347 --> 00:18:09.305 align:center
at this academy.
00:18:10.001 --> 00:18:13.004 align:center
Today's obstacle course
is designed to show me
00:18:13.135 --> 00:18:15.094 align:center
what each of you is made of.
00:18:15.224 --> 00:18:17.705 align:center
Every move you make
will gain or lose you
00:18:17.835 --> 00:18:19.533 align:center
one individual point.
00:18:19.663 --> 00:18:22.449 align:center
Any cadet who rings
the bell of victory
00:18:22.579 --> 00:18:23.711 align:center
at the end
of the obstacle course...
00:18:25.365 --> 00:18:27.367 align:center
...wins a bonus point.
00:18:27.497 --> 00:18:30.152 align:center
The top eight cadets
will make the team.
00:18:30.283 --> 00:18:32.850 align:center
The rest of you
will live in shame.
00:18:32.981 --> 00:18:33.982 align:center
Begin!
00:18:37.333 --> 00:18:40.945 align:center
Release the drones!
00:18:51.869 --> 00:18:54.524 align:center
There's drones, everyone,
there's drones!
00:18:54.655 --> 00:18:58.006 align:center
Hey! You forgot about us!
00:19:02.010 --> 00:19:03.707 align:center
Bonus point-- Lythe.
00:19:06.057 --> 00:19:08.234 align:center
Bonus point-- Reymi.
00:19:08.930 --> 00:19:10.758 align:center
Bonus point-- Lythe.
00:19:12.890 --> 00:19:15.328 align:center
- Bonus point-- Reymi.
- Whoo!
00:19:22.073 --> 00:19:23.118 align:center
Bonus point-- Reymi.
00:19:23.249 --> 00:19:24.946 align:center
A little feedback?
00:19:25.076 --> 00:19:27.035 align:center
You're trying too hard.
It's slowing you down.
00:19:33.607 --> 00:19:36.131 align:center
The Calica game phaser.
00:19:36.784 --> 00:19:38.699 align:center
It will not win
the game for you.
00:19:38.829 --> 00:19:40.483 align:center
Look who finally showed up.
00:19:40.614 --> 00:19:43.443 align:center
But it can keep you from losing.
00:19:43.573 --> 00:19:44.966 align:center
Better late than never.
00:19:45.096 --> 00:19:46.489 align:center
I'm showering
with my delta from now on.
00:19:46.620 --> 00:19:50.014 align:center
The phaser has only one setting.
00:19:50.667 --> 00:19:52.234 align:center
Whoa.
00:19:53.975 --> 00:19:55.237 align:center
Transport.
00:19:55.368 --> 00:19:57.108 align:center
- Son of a bitch.
- If you are hit,
00:19:57.239 --> 00:19:59.154 align:center
you will be beamed out of play
00:19:59.285 --> 00:20:02.201 align:center
and into the casualty box
for the entirety of that round.
00:20:02.331 --> 00:20:05.421 align:center
You'll be able
to rejoin your team
00:20:05.552 --> 00:20:07.641 align:center
in the next one.
00:20:07.771 --> 00:20:10.383 align:center
Do not be late again.
00:20:19.566 --> 00:20:21.698 align:center
Ooh.
00:20:21.829 --> 00:20:23.874 align:center
Lone wolf came to play.
00:20:31.273 --> 00:20:33.101 align:center
I thought you hated sports.
00:20:33.232 --> 00:20:35.582 align:center
I do. I hate them.
00:20:39.194 --> 00:20:41.065 align:center
Yes, Mir, yes!
00:20:41.544 --> 00:20:44.808 align:center
No, Mir, no!
00:20:46.723 --> 00:20:47.376 align:center
Mir-- disqualification.
00:20:52.294 --> 00:20:54.731 align:center
Genesis, where are the drones?!
00:20:54.862 --> 00:20:56.690 align:center
I can't see them
through the smoke!
00:21:07.004 --> 00:21:09.137 align:center
Come on. She's porous!
00:21:10.486 --> 00:21:12.401 align:center
Yeah, the best of us are.
00:21:12.532 --> 00:21:14.882 align:center
And it's permeable, not porous.
00:21:15.012 --> 00:21:17.188 align:center
Get your Ps straight.
00:21:17.319 --> 00:21:18.886 align:center
Five minutes left, cadets.
00:21:19.016 --> 00:21:22.803 align:center
If you want to make the team,
impress me now.
00:21:22.933 --> 00:21:23.891 align:center
Pathetic.
00:21:24.021 --> 00:21:25.762 align:center
A little feedback?
00:21:25.893 --> 00:21:28.112 align:center
You're not trying hard enough.
It's making you stupid.
00:21:37.339 --> 00:21:39.210 align:center
- I want blood.
- There's no blood.
00:21:39.341 --> 00:21:40.951 align:center
- I want blood in it.
- You need blood in food...
00:21:41.082 --> 00:21:42.823 align:center
- Absolutely.
- ...for you to consider it food?
00:21:42.953 --> 00:21:44.215 align:center
- To tear it to pieces.
- That doesn't sound healthy, dude.
00:21:44.346 --> 00:21:46.392 align:center
That's the only way
it should be.
00:21:46.522 --> 00:21:49.395 align:center
Rokeg blood pie, bregit lung
00:21:49.525 --> 00:21:51.266 align:center
with grapok blood sauce,
00:21:51.397 --> 00:21:54.095 align:center
heart of targ with blood sauce.
00:22:00.971 --> 00:22:02.233 align:center
Hey, can you distract them
for me
00:22:02.364 --> 00:22:03.844 align:center
- for a sec?
- With what?
00:22:03.974 --> 00:22:06.281 align:center
I don't know.
Use your biting humor.
00:22:06.412 --> 00:22:08.022 align:center
Nothing about me is funny.
00:22:08.152 --> 00:22:09.110 align:center
Caleb.
00:22:09.240 --> 00:22:10.633 align:center
That's funny.
00:22:10.764 --> 00:22:12.069 align:center
Caleb.
00:22:13.593 --> 00:22:15.203 align:center
Greetings, War College brethren.
00:22:15.334 --> 00:22:17.771 align:center
Hey. You.
00:22:17.901 --> 00:22:20.643 align:center
H-Hello, my name is Jay-Den.
00:22:20.774 --> 00:22:22.123 align:center
- Jay-Den.
- Mm-hmm. It means
00:22:22.253 --> 00:22:24.212 align:center
"He who crosses oceans of fire."
00:22:24.343 --> 00:22:25.866 align:center
So, yeah.
00:22:25.996 --> 00:22:27.171 align:center
I'm Kyle.
00:22:27.302 --> 00:22:28.738 align:center
Hmm.
00:22:28.869 --> 00:22:30.610 align:center
It means Kyle.
00:22:30.740 --> 00:22:32.351 align:center
Mm-hmm.
00:22:35.092 --> 00:22:38.182 align:center
- Okay, great.
- Uh, as we were discussing
00:22:38.313 --> 00:22:40.968 align:center
Klingon humor,
I discovered two Klingon jokes.
00:22:41.098 --> 00:22:46.234 align:center
Waiter, what is this gagh
doing in my aO'mat Gri?
00:22:47.714 --> 00:22:49.890 align:center
Screaming.
00:22:50.020 --> 00:22:51.587 align:center
Ah, uh,
00:22:51.718 --> 00:22:53.763 align:center
- because the gagh-- it's dying.
- Come on.
00:22:53.894 --> 00:22:55.199 align:center
Well, hold on.
00:22:55.330 --> 00:22:57.898 align:center
What, uh...
what was the second one?
00:22:58.028 --> 00:22:59.682 align:center
Please, no.
00:23:02.990 --> 00:23:04.687 align:center
Excuse me, miss,
don't I know you?
00:23:04.818 --> 00:23:05.645 align:center
Nope.
00:23:05.775 --> 00:23:08.169 align:center
Yeah, I do. Mm-hmm.
00:23:08.299 --> 00:23:09.866 align:center
Tarima, right?
00:23:09.997 --> 00:23:11.868 align:center
Caleb Mir, tour guide?
00:23:11.999 --> 00:23:14.654 align:center
Turns out, you forgot
to fill out a comment card.
00:23:14.784 --> 00:23:17.352 align:center
Shoot. I must've left it
in my other pants.
00:23:17.483 --> 00:23:19.006 align:center
I can't remember
how many stars I gave you.
00:23:19.136 --> 00:23:20.703 align:center
Five. Definitely five.
00:23:20.834 --> 00:23:23.140 align:center
Out of five?
Doesn't sound like me.
00:23:23.271 --> 00:23:25.708 align:center
I get why you enrolled
in the wrong school,
00:23:25.839 --> 00:23:27.841 align:center
but you could've just
come to the Academy
00:23:27.971 --> 00:23:29.408 align:center
- and avoided me there.
- Believe it or not,
00:23:29.538 --> 00:23:30.887 align:center
I didn't choose the War College
'cause of you.
00:23:31.018 --> 00:23:32.759 align:center
- Uh-huh?
- Mm-hmm.
00:23:35.239 --> 00:23:37.067 align:center
Okay.
00:23:41.332 --> 00:23:43.552 align:center
Blink twice
if this is a hostage situation.
00:23:45.902 --> 00:23:47.513 align:center
- Alternate theory.
- Oh, yeah?
00:23:47.643 --> 00:23:49.036 align:center
Your whole life on Betazed
was rules and walls,
00:23:49.166 --> 00:23:52.213 align:center
and now that you can go anywhere
and be anything...
00:23:54.476 --> 00:23:55.956 align:center
...you freaked out
and you chose the War College
00:23:56.086 --> 00:23:57.436 align:center
'cause it's safer.
00:23:57.566 --> 00:23:59.481 align:center
Glib, reductive and stupid.
00:23:59.612 --> 00:24:01.962 align:center
- Love to be analyzed like this.
- Hey, I get it.
00:24:02.092 --> 00:24:04.878 align:center
Too much freedom
at the Academy, right?
00:24:05.008 --> 00:24:06.836 align:center
Too many ancient
Bajoran scripture classes,
00:24:06.967 --> 00:24:09.926 align:center
interspecies ethics courses,
and yoga clubs.
00:24:13.408 --> 00:24:15.758 align:center
So you decided to join
the asshole factory instead.
00:24:15.889 --> 00:24:17.630 align:center
Oh, and we're done.
00:24:17.760 --> 00:24:19.196 align:center
Look, I didn't mean
you're an asshole.
00:24:19.327 --> 00:24:20.589 align:center
I'm the asshole, okay?
00:24:20.720 --> 00:24:23.592 align:center
Look, I'm sorry, but...
00:24:23.723 --> 00:24:25.289 align:center
Anything before the word "but"
is bullshit.
00:24:25.420 --> 00:24:27.466 align:center
No, no, no,
you didn't even tell me.
00:24:28.597 --> 00:24:30.164 align:center
After everything
that we've been through?
00:24:30.294 --> 00:24:31.600 align:center
Everything?
00:24:35.996 --> 00:24:37.432 align:center
Yeah.
00:24:37.563 --> 00:24:39.652 align:center
I don't know.
I kind of thought we had some...
00:24:40.914 --> 00:24:42.959 align:center
...energy between us.
00:24:45.222 --> 00:24:47.355 align:center
Was I completely wrong?
00:25:02.762 --> 00:25:04.851 align:center
Are you okay?
00:25:06.417 --> 00:25:08.332 align:center
Did I do that?
00:25:11.945 --> 00:25:14.208 align:center
Caleb, we're strangers.
00:25:14.338 --> 00:25:16.036 align:center
Oh, okay.
00:25:16.166 --> 00:25:18.125 align:center
- We are strangers.
- Mm-hmm.
00:25:18.255 --> 00:25:20.693 align:center
- We're strangers, yeah.
- You feel a certain way
about me,
00:25:20.823 --> 00:25:23.565 align:center
and you think
I feel that way, too,
00:25:23.696 --> 00:25:25.480 align:center
except I just haven't
realized it yet.
00:25:25.611 --> 00:25:27.177 align:center
And you think
if you keep barking at me,
00:25:27.308 --> 00:25:28.483 align:center
I'll eventually get there.
00:25:28.614 --> 00:25:31.530 align:center
You need all the school
you can get.
00:25:44.194 --> 00:25:47.850 align:center
If you are here,
then, congratulations.
00:25:47.981 --> 00:25:50.331 align:center
Your scores yesterday
were slightly less terrible
00:25:50.461 --> 00:25:52.551 align:center
than everyone else's.
00:25:52.681 --> 00:25:53.552 align:center
Hmm.
00:25:53.682 --> 00:25:55.466 align:center
Or your score
00:25:55.597 --> 00:25:57.947 align:center
was just plain terrible, but...
00:25:58.078 --> 00:25:59.906 align:center
you fit the Lapling costume.
00:26:05.215 --> 00:26:06.608 align:center
Congrats, Lappy.
00:26:06.739 --> 00:26:08.697 align:center
Welcome to the Calica team.
00:26:08.828 --> 00:26:10.307 align:center
Sweet. It's an honor.
00:26:10.438 --> 00:26:11.831 align:center
Yeah.
00:26:11.961 --> 00:26:13.441 align:center
- Oh...
- And we didn't forget
00:26:13.572 --> 00:26:14.964 align:center
team captain.
00:26:15.095 --> 00:26:17.401 align:center
Lythe, Reymi, you guys tied.
00:26:17.532 --> 00:26:19.229 align:center
Commander Thok wanted you
to settle it
00:26:19.360 --> 00:26:21.841 align:center
by digging each other's graves,
00:26:21.971 --> 00:26:24.670 align:center
uh, with the loser
getting their eyes plucked out
00:26:24.800 --> 00:26:26.019 align:center
by a baby Gorn.
00:26:26.149 --> 00:26:27.629 align:center
Unfortunately, we weren't able
00:26:27.760 --> 00:26:31.024 align:center
to get that cleared
by the Alumni Association.
00:26:31.154 --> 00:26:32.982 align:center
Side-by-side shoot-out.
00:26:33.113 --> 00:26:36.072 align:center
The winner is your captain.
00:26:36.203 --> 00:26:38.771 align:center
Computer, activate simulation.
00:26:38.901 --> 00:26:42.470 align:center
Simulation is activated.
00:26:51.566 --> 00:26:53.307 align:center
Target one-- tie.
00:26:53.437 --> 00:26:56.049 align:center
Target two-- tie.
00:26:56.179 --> 00:26:59.008 align:center
Target three-- tie.
00:26:59.139 --> 00:27:01.620 align:center
Target four-- tie.
00:27:03.447 --> 00:27:06.625 align:center
Target five-- tie.
00:27:07.234 --> 00:27:08.888 align:center
- Target six-- tie.
- Six to six.
00:27:09.018 --> 00:27:11.325 align:center
Boy, you two just love a tie.
00:27:11.455 --> 00:27:14.415 align:center
First one to eight takes it.
00:27:14.545 --> 00:27:16.722 align:center
- Target seven-- tie.
- Good focus.
00:27:16.852 --> 00:27:18.419 align:center
Making those daddy issues work
for you?
00:27:18.549 --> 00:27:20.421 align:center
What did you say,
you piece of shit?
00:27:21.378 --> 00:27:23.729 align:center
Target eight-- Reymi.
00:27:23.859 --> 00:27:25.731 align:center
Target nine-- Reymi.
00:27:25.861 --> 00:27:29.386 align:center
Darem Reymi is
your new Calica captain.
00:27:37.786 --> 00:27:39.701 align:center
- Darem! Darem!
- Not Darem.
00:27:39.832 --> 00:27:41.311 align:center
- Darem! Darem!
- Not Darem Reymi.
00:27:41.442 --> 00:27:43.226 align:center
- Darem! Darem!
- Who's the new Calica captain?
00:27:43.357 --> 00:27:44.924 align:center
- Darem!
- Let's hear it.
Come on, let's hear it,
00:27:45.054 --> 00:27:46.099 align:center
let's hear it,
let's hear it one more time.
00:27:46.229 --> 00:27:48.014 align:center
Darem! Darem!
00:27:48.144 --> 00:27:50.103 align:center
Let's hear it! Let's hear it!
00:27:50.233 --> 00:27:51.539 align:center
What's that supposed to be?
00:27:51.670 --> 00:27:53.976 align:center
I believe
it is a captain's chair.
00:27:54.107 --> 00:27:57.980 align:center
And I believe he is hoisted
by his whooping posse of dudes.
00:27:58.111 --> 00:28:00.026 align:center
This guy's insufferable.
00:28:00.156 --> 00:28:02.724 align:center
- Come on, let's hear it.
- Darem! Darem! Darem!
00:28:02.855 --> 00:28:04.334 align:center
Yeah, a little bit more,
come on.
00:28:04.465 --> 00:28:06.554 align:center
Darem! Darem!
00:28:09.905 --> 00:28:11.428 align:center
Do you aspire
00:28:11.559 --> 00:28:14.083 align:center
to be the best
and brightest in the galaxy?
00:28:18.566 --> 00:28:19.959 align:center
Good God.
00:28:25.616 --> 00:28:27.880 align:center
- Guys!
- Come on, follow us.
00:28:28.924 --> 00:28:30.578 align:center
- Where am I?
- Hey!
00:28:30.709 --> 00:28:32.580 align:center
Hey!
00:28:34.495 --> 00:28:37.150 align:center
Exceed your physical...
00:28:37.280 --> 00:28:38.978 align:center
I don't want to bleed!
00:28:39.108 --> 00:28:42.198 align:center
...mental, and spiritual limits.
00:28:43.896 --> 00:28:45.593 align:center
Be the captain
of your own destiny...
00:28:45.724 --> 00:28:47.638 align:center
...at Starfleet Academy.
00:28:47.769 --> 00:28:50.380 align:center
Where did they find
these people?
00:28:57.083 --> 00:28:58.649 align:center
Calm down.
00:29:00.913 --> 00:29:01.957 align:center
- That's funny?
- Oh, yeah.
00:29:02.088 --> 00:29:03.567 align:center
Oh, you're laughing? Yeah?
00:29:03.698 --> 00:29:04.960 align:center
- Oh, yeah, at you.
- Calm down. Calm down.
00:29:05.091 --> 00:29:05.831 align:center
Do you want something
to laugh at?
00:29:05.961 --> 00:29:07.223 align:center
Tonight, our atrium
00:29:07.354 --> 00:29:09.617 align:center
- after curfew.
- Calm down.
00:29:09.748 --> 00:29:10.705 align:center
Calica.
00:29:10.836 --> 00:29:13.142 align:center
Right. Plan for a short night.
00:29:13.273 --> 00:29:15.144 align:center
Aye aye, Captain.
00:29:15.275 --> 00:29:16.798 align:center
Bye.
00:29:22.935 --> 00:29:26.199 align:center
Retinal biometrics
and trace DNA confirmed.
00:29:26.329 --> 00:29:28.331 align:center
Welcome, Commander Kelrec.
00:29:28.462 --> 00:29:30.116 align:center
Your security's pretty serious.
00:29:30.246 --> 00:29:33.336 align:center
Well, we tried funny security,
but no one felt safe.
00:29:33.467 --> 00:29:34.642 align:center
Tea?
00:29:34.773 --> 00:29:36.513 align:center
Computer,
resume leisure protocol.
00:29:41.257 --> 00:29:44.304 align:center
It's critical
to use the proper tools.
00:29:44.434 --> 00:29:47.046 align:center
Fresh, dried leaves.
00:29:47.176 --> 00:29:49.178 align:center
Water...
00:29:49.309 --> 00:29:53.269 align:center
heated to 86.4 degrees Celsius.
00:29:53.922 --> 00:29:57.186 align:center
If one step
is handled carelessly,
00:29:57.317 --> 00:29:59.580 align:center
the result is...
00:30:03.236 --> 00:30:04.628 align:center
...a weak cup.
00:30:10.156 --> 00:30:12.245 align:center
- Cheers.
- You don't "cheers."
00:30:13.507 --> 00:30:15.509 align:center
Oh, if you must stir,
00:30:15.639 --> 00:30:17.903 align:center
uh, place the spoon
at 12 o'clock,
00:30:18.033 --> 00:30:20.122 align:center
then softly fold the liquid
back and forth
00:30:20.253 --> 00:30:22.690 align:center
12 times to six o'clock. 12...
00:30:24.474 --> 00:30:25.693 align:center
...to six.
00:30:25.824 --> 00:30:27.651 align:center
Your kids accessed our security
00:30:27.782 --> 00:30:29.828 align:center
to get that footage,
which was only possible
00:30:29.958 --> 00:30:32.134 align:center
- with an instructor's help.
- Is that an accusation?
00:30:32.265 --> 00:30:34.354 align:center
A fact.
I analyzed all the metadata.
00:30:34.484 --> 00:30:37.270 align:center
You aided and abetted
the humiliation of my cadets.
00:30:37.400 --> 00:30:39.533 align:center
We learn more from our failures
than our successes.
00:30:39.663 --> 00:30:42.623 align:center
And someone has
to teach your cadets that life
00:30:42.753 --> 00:30:44.930 align:center
and war will come at them
from all sides.
00:30:45.060 --> 00:30:47.280 align:center
Some of them came here
in cargo holds.
00:30:47.410 --> 00:30:49.586 align:center
They don't need a reminder
that life isn't fair.
00:30:49.717 --> 00:30:51.284 align:center
Apparently, they do.
00:30:53.721 --> 00:30:56.637 align:center
Put yourself
in their shoes for a sec.
00:30:56.767 --> 00:30:58.117 align:center
The "E" word.
00:30:59.596 --> 00:31:01.076 align:center
Empathy.
00:31:01.207 --> 00:31:03.252 align:center
These kids have no reason
to believe in anybody.
00:31:03.383 --> 00:31:05.211 align:center
I-I want them to believe in me,
00:31:05.341 --> 00:31:07.648 align:center
and I need them
to believe in you.
00:31:07.778 --> 00:31:10.259 align:center
Yeah, surprise.
00:31:10.390 --> 00:31:12.131 align:center
I got no problem
with kids being kids,
00:31:12.261 --> 00:31:13.741 align:center
but your putting your thumb
on the scale
00:31:13.872 --> 00:31:15.177 align:center
defeats both our purposes.
00:31:15.308 --> 00:31:16.962 align:center
Our cadets need to know
00:31:17.092 --> 00:31:20.182 align:center
that our campus is
a level playing field.
00:31:20.313 --> 00:31:22.837 align:center
I'd call you naive,
but you've got 300 years on me.
00:31:22.968 --> 00:31:25.187 align:center
352.
00:31:26.145 --> 00:31:28.277 align:center
This is only gonna get worse.
00:31:28.408 --> 00:31:29.931 align:center
Do you really want
to risk shenanigans
00:31:30.062 --> 00:31:31.759 align:center
when the oversight committee
gets here?
00:31:31.890 --> 00:31:34.675 align:center
I'm giving you a chance
to end it.
00:31:34.805 --> 00:31:36.982 align:center
Chancellor,
my cadets and I will continue
00:31:37.112 --> 00:31:39.201 align:center
to outflank, outmaneuver
and outplay yours.
00:31:39.332 --> 00:31:40.420 align:center
And then you can decide
00:31:40.550 --> 00:31:42.596 align:center
how that "E" word
is working out for you.
00:31:42.726 --> 00:31:43.771 align:center
Oh, yeah?
00:31:48.254 --> 00:31:50.125 align:center
Well...
00:31:50.778 --> 00:31:54.347 align:center
...my 12 to six
is your six to 12.
00:31:54.477 --> 00:31:56.175 align:center
So think about that.
00:31:58.612 --> 00:32:00.266 align:center
What?
00:32:00.396 --> 00:32:02.050 align:center
Based on the measurable
difference in our capabilities,
00:32:02.181 --> 00:32:04.400 align:center
- we have a 2.7% chance
of winning.
- See, see?
00:32:04.531 --> 00:32:07.099 align:center
Exactly. See? This is our chance
to prove ourselves.
00:32:07.229 --> 00:32:10.058 align:center
No, no, no, this is your chance
to prove yourselves.
00:32:10.189 --> 00:32:11.625 align:center
- Okay?
- I was about to say,
lucky we have you,
00:32:11.755 --> 00:32:12.974 align:center
my right-handed,
rule-breaking...
00:32:13.105 --> 00:32:15.194 align:center
I'm not your anything.
00:32:16.195 --> 00:32:17.544 align:center
Apparently, that's...
00:32:17.674 --> 00:32:19.502 align:center
- Premature? Mm-hmm.
- Premature.
00:32:19.633 --> 00:32:21.026 align:center
And why did you have to say
it was our atrium?
00:32:21.156 --> 00:32:22.679 align:center
I can't afford
any more service hours
00:32:22.810 --> 00:32:25.552 align:center
if I want to get out
of Starfleet this century.
00:32:25.682 --> 00:32:28.294 align:center
You were so ready to throw down
when we first met.
00:32:28.424 --> 00:32:31.775 align:center
Are you really gonna let
these idiots get away with this?
00:32:33.342 --> 00:32:34.604 align:center
Now, who's with me?
00:32:36.432 --> 00:32:37.781 align:center
Am I really the only one
that believes
00:32:37.912 --> 00:32:39.740 align:center
they need their asses handed
to them? Hmm?
00:32:39.870 --> 00:32:41.916 align:center
I'm with you!
00:32:42.786 --> 00:32:45.354 align:center
Every calculation says
that they'll keep terrorizing us
00:32:45.485 --> 00:32:46.790 align:center
if we don't rally.
00:32:48.183 --> 00:32:49.924 align:center
- Caleb?
- You're an idiot.
00:32:50.055 --> 00:32:51.230 align:center
That's a yes.
00:32:51.360 --> 00:32:53.362 align:center
Genesis?
00:32:54.059 --> 00:32:56.278 align:center
You know what kind of captain
sends his team
00:32:56.409 --> 00:32:57.627 align:center
into a slaughter?
00:32:59.107 --> 00:33:00.761 align:center
One who got there
by playing dirty.
00:33:02.981 --> 00:33:05.461 align:center
Hey, I win at all costs.
00:33:05.592 --> 00:33:07.202 align:center
I said that out loud.
00:33:07.333 --> 00:33:08.856 align:center
What'd you expect?
00:33:08.987 --> 00:33:11.163 align:center
I expected you to not use
my family shit against me.
00:33:12.729 --> 00:33:15.297 align:center
Good luck... Captain.
00:33:24.089 --> 00:33:25.568 align:center
...all-nighter
for Xenolinguistics.
00:33:25.699 --> 00:33:27.831 align:center
I'll make coffee.
We'll be fine.
00:33:27.962 --> 00:33:29.877 align:center
Attention, cadets,
please exit immediately.
00:33:30.008 --> 00:33:31.618 align:center
- Really?
- The atrium is closed
for cleaning.
00:33:31.748 --> 00:33:33.185 align:center
Ugh, this sucks.
00:33:36.362 --> 00:33:38.059 align:center
Since we don't have access
00:33:38.190 --> 00:33:40.235 align:center
to an actual Calica field,
this will have to do.
00:33:40.366 --> 00:33:41.584 align:center
We've divided the atrium
in half--
00:33:41.715 --> 00:33:43.499 align:center
your side and ours.
00:33:43.630 --> 00:33:45.110 align:center
Mascots on the risers.
00:33:45.240 --> 00:33:48.156 align:center
- Caleb, you ready?
- Yup.
00:33:48.287 --> 00:33:50.289 align:center
This'll fool the insomniac
and nocturnal cadets,
00:33:50.419 --> 00:33:53.770 align:center
but once the sun's up,
so goeth the jig.
00:33:53.901 --> 00:33:56.295 align:center
Okay, first to four points.
00:33:56.425 --> 00:33:58.688 align:center
Deal. And it's open season
on the mascots
00:33:58.819 --> 00:34:00.038 align:center
if they leave the target zone.
00:34:00.168 --> 00:34:01.865 align:center
Targets will materialize
00:34:01.996 --> 00:34:04.999 align:center
when any player gets within
five feet of the target zone.
00:34:05.130 --> 00:34:07.306 align:center
Your bleachers have been
designated the casualty box.
00:34:07.436 --> 00:34:09.395 align:center
A Calica computer
will monitor our gameplay.
00:34:09.525 --> 00:34:12.398 align:center
- Less talking, more humiliation.
- Granted.
00:34:18.273 --> 00:34:20.580 align:center
Maybe be careful
what you wish for.
00:34:23.148 --> 00:34:24.149 align:center
Okay.
00:34:25.193 --> 00:34:26.542 align:center
You all focus on defense.
00:34:26.673 --> 00:34:28.240 align:center
- Protect...
- I'm late.
00:34:29.763 --> 00:34:31.330 align:center
That's what it looks like.
00:34:31.460 --> 00:34:32.853 align:center
I'm a lapling.
00:34:32.983 --> 00:34:34.202 align:center
Oh, yeah.
00:34:34.333 --> 00:34:37.031 align:center
Man, I have seen tougher
Tardigrades.
00:34:37.162 --> 00:34:39.033 align:center
- Oh, my head.
- Okay, okay, the offensive plan
00:34:39.164 --> 00:34:42.515 align:center
- is me.
- Just you?
00:34:43.211 --> 00:34:45.083 align:center
And what happens
when that plan goes to shit?
00:34:45.213 --> 00:34:47.172 align:center
Couldn't stay away, huh?
00:34:47.302 --> 00:34:50.610 align:center
Yeah, teamwork makes
the dream work. Mm.
00:34:50.740 --> 00:34:54.788 align:center
Anyway, as I was saying,
the offensive plan is just me.
00:34:54.918 --> 00:34:56.833 align:center
They'll be expecting
a full-on offensive assault.
00:34:56.964 --> 00:34:58.661 align:center
Let's surprise them.
00:34:58.792 --> 00:35:00.837 align:center
Have faith in your captain.
00:35:00.968 --> 00:35:03.013 align:center
- You ready?
- No.
00:35:03.144 --> 00:35:04.885 align:center
Bring it in. Come on.
00:35:07.366 --> 00:35:10.760 align:center
Players, take your positions.
00:35:13.720 --> 00:35:16.636 align:center
Mascots to the target zones.
00:35:16.766 --> 00:35:18.116 align:center
Bring it, Mugato.
00:35:18.246 --> 00:35:19.508 align:center
Why don't you blow my horn,
Lapling?
00:35:19.639 --> 00:35:21.771 align:center
Whip it out, bro, whip it out.
00:35:21.902 --> 00:35:24.557 align:center
Game one begins in five,
00:35:24.687 --> 00:35:26.863 align:center
four, three,
00:35:26.994 --> 00:35:29.475 align:center
two, one.
00:35:29.605 --> 00:35:32.217 align:center
Commence play.
00:35:35.655 --> 00:35:37.004 align:center
Stay back and give me cover fire
00:35:37.135 --> 00:35:38.701 align:center
and don't let them
anywhere near Ocam.
00:35:38.832 --> 00:35:40.834 align:center
Ready? Now!
00:35:40.964 --> 00:35:43.141 align:center
What? Uh...
00:35:49.234 --> 00:35:50.626 align:center
Go, cover Ocam.
00:35:50.757 --> 00:35:51.975 align:center
Okay, okay.
00:35:53.238 --> 00:35:55.327 align:center
Let's go.
00:35:55.457 --> 00:35:57.155 align:center
- Cover us.
- Yep.
00:36:01.028 --> 00:36:02.508 align:center
Guys, guys, guys,
00:36:02.638 --> 00:36:04.858 align:center
over there, really tall,
handsome dude on the move.
00:36:04.988 --> 00:36:06.773 align:center
Genesis.
00:36:06.903 --> 00:36:08.470 align:center
Genesis!
00:36:08.601 --> 00:36:09.776 align:center
Kill him. Take him out!
00:36:09.906 --> 00:36:11.778 align:center
Take-- Come on,
what is wrong with you?!
00:36:12.257 --> 00:36:14.259 align:center
Behind you,
behind you, behind you.
00:36:14.389 --> 00:36:15.521 align:center
Hey, Princess.
00:36:19.960 --> 00:36:23.093 align:center
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Somebody help! Somebody help!
00:36:24.660 --> 00:36:27.141 align:center
- First point to the War College.
- Whoo!
00:36:27.794 --> 00:36:31.276 align:center
Game two begins now.
00:36:32.886 --> 00:36:35.367 align:center
A-Again, Darem?
00:36:38.152 --> 00:36:39.327 align:center
Yeah, Caleb, shoot and move!
00:36:39.458 --> 00:36:41.286 align:center
Go, go, go, go!
Shoot them all!
00:36:41.416 --> 00:36:42.635 align:center
Hunt them all!
00:36:42.765 --> 00:36:44.550 align:center
Caleb, Caleb, Caleb, Caleb!
00:36:44.680 --> 00:36:46.291 align:center
That's what I'm talking about,
Caleb.
00:36:54.690 --> 00:36:56.344 align:center
Seriously?
00:36:56.475 --> 00:36:57.389 align:center
War College leads
00:36:57.519 --> 00:36:59.304 align:center
two games to zero.
00:36:59.434 --> 00:37:01.306 align:center
Game three begins now.
00:37:01.436 --> 00:37:03.003 align:center
Shoot them, Sam, shoot them.
00:37:06.267 --> 00:37:09.357 align:center
Caleb, over there,
on your six...
00:37:11.925 --> 00:37:14.580 align:center
Guys, are we even trying?
00:37:15.798 --> 00:37:18.105 align:center
No, guys, why?
00:37:18.236 --> 00:37:20.716 align:center
3-0, War College.
00:37:20.847 --> 00:37:22.675 align:center
- Well played.
- Match point.
00:37:22.805 --> 00:37:24.590 align:center
Time-out.
00:37:24.720 --> 00:37:25.982 align:center
One-minute time-out
called by Starfleet Academy.
00:37:26.113 --> 00:37:27.027 align:center
What's our next play?
00:37:27.157 --> 00:37:29.159 align:center
Uh, I don't know.
00:37:29.290 --> 00:37:30.596 align:center
Hey. What are you doing?
00:37:30.726 --> 00:37:32.337 align:center
What are you doing?
00:37:32.467 --> 00:37:33.512 align:center
- Huh?
- Pull a strategy out of your ass
or stand down.
00:37:33.642 --> 00:37:35.383 align:center
Sorry. Are you the captain?
00:37:35.514 --> 00:37:37.211 align:center
Are you? No, didn't think so.
00:37:37.342 --> 00:37:40.083 align:center
Come on. Come on! Come on!
00:37:40.214 --> 00:37:42.260 align:center
Resume play.
00:37:58.667 --> 00:38:00.278 align:center
I like this game.
00:38:00.408 --> 00:38:02.410 align:center
Foul. Prohibited strike.
00:38:02.541 --> 00:38:05.370 align:center
Cadet Reymi
will sit out the point.
00:38:05.500 --> 00:38:08.373 align:center
- You okay?
- Mm-hmm.
00:38:08.503 --> 00:38:09.983 align:center
If we can't outmuscle them,
00:38:10.113 --> 00:38:12.333 align:center
- we outsmart 'em.
- Offense. Hey!
00:38:12.464 --> 00:38:13.900 align:center
Get physical, get after them!
00:38:15.684 --> 00:38:17.686 align:center
Okay, we need a real plan.
00:38:17.817 --> 00:38:19.601 align:center
What are you thinking?
00:38:24.606 --> 00:38:26.521 align:center
Genesis, come on!
00:38:26.652 --> 00:38:29.089 align:center
What are you doing?
I told you what to do!
00:38:29.219 --> 00:38:32.353 align:center
- Come on!
- No. I have
a different strategy.
00:38:32.484 --> 00:38:34.007 align:center
Just wait for my signal, okay?
00:38:34.137 --> 00:38:36.096 align:center
Sam, I'm gonna need you
to do something for us.
00:38:36.226 --> 00:38:37.184 align:center
Okay.
00:38:37.315 --> 00:38:40.013 align:center
Players, resume positions.
00:38:42.320 --> 00:38:46.324 align:center
Play will continue
in three, two,
00:38:46.454 --> 00:38:49.022 align:center
one.
00:38:49.152 --> 00:38:51.329 align:center
What are you doing
at the replicators? Move back!
00:38:55.811 --> 00:38:57.857 align:center
That's not the plan!
What are you doing?!
00:38:57.987 --> 00:38:59.467 align:center
Using our training.
00:38:59.598 --> 00:39:02.078 align:center
They can't hit
what they can't see.
00:39:02.949 --> 00:39:05.560 align:center
- The smoke's too thick.
- Hold your positions.
00:39:05.691 --> 00:39:08.215 align:center
- So much smoke.
- I can't see. I can't see.
00:39:08.346 --> 00:39:09.608 align:center
Shoot the mascot!
00:39:09.738 --> 00:39:10.957 align:center
Oh, no, they're shooting at me.
00:39:11.087 --> 00:39:12.262 align:center
Guys, they're shooting.
00:39:12.393 --> 00:39:14.134 align:center
Ocam, come on.
What are you doing, mate?
00:39:14.264 --> 00:39:17.267 align:center
- Just kidding.
- I'm not a mascot. I'm photonic.
00:39:17.398 --> 00:39:19.008 align:center
Sam.
00:39:20.706 --> 00:39:23.796 align:center
I can make myself permeable,
bitches!
00:39:23.926 --> 00:39:25.275 align:center
Hey, that's cheating.
00:39:25.406 --> 00:39:26.929 align:center
Nothing in the rulebook
about it.
00:39:32.892 --> 00:39:34.284 align:center
Hi!
00:39:34.415 --> 00:39:36.243 align:center
No. No, no, no.
00:39:36.374 --> 00:39:38.245 align:center
No, guys, guys.
00:39:38.376 --> 00:39:40.334 align:center
- Boom!
- 3-1.
00:39:40.465 --> 00:39:42.249 align:center
That's how you do that!
00:39:42.380 --> 00:39:44.469 align:center
First point
for Starfleet Academy.
00:39:46.688 --> 00:39:49.212 align:center
That was for you,
my furry little friend!
00:39:49.343 --> 00:39:52.346 align:center
I'm all up in you, baby!
Whoo!
00:39:52.477 --> 00:39:54.740 align:center
He used our own shots
to locate us in the smoke.
00:39:54.870 --> 00:39:55.828 align:center
Smart.
00:39:59.571 --> 00:40:01.964 align:center
Holy shit. We got a point!
We got a point!
00:40:02.095 --> 00:40:04.053 align:center
They found a strategy
that works--
00:40:04.184 --> 00:40:07.013 align:center
replacing you.
00:40:15.543 --> 00:40:17.806 align:center
Well, we can't pull that off
a second time,
00:40:17.937 --> 00:40:20.418 align:center
but at least
it's not a shut-out.
00:40:25.466 --> 00:40:27.947 align:center
Wait. You're... you're leaving?
00:40:28.077 --> 00:40:30.428 align:center
You're a better captain
than I am.
00:40:30.558 --> 00:40:32.081 align:center
The team's yours.
00:40:32.212 --> 00:40:35.694 align:center
What in the sweet name of Qo'noS
is this?
00:40:39.480 --> 00:40:41.700 align:center
Why is this always on my watch?
00:40:41.830 --> 00:40:43.223 align:center
You will pay!
00:40:43.353 --> 00:40:47.183 align:center
You will pay
with blood, sweat and shame!
00:40:47.314 --> 00:40:49.490 align:center
Why are none of you crying?!
00:40:49.621 --> 00:40:51.100 align:center
- I'll cry.
- Quiet!
00:40:51.231 --> 00:40:53.102 align:center
To your chancellors! Now!
00:40:56.062 --> 00:40:57.411 align:center
I got a lot of paperwork
to get through.
00:41:07.203 --> 00:41:08.988 align:center
None of you
have been paying attention.
00:41:09.118 --> 00:41:11.077 align:center
- For the record,
I've actually been paying...
- For the very last time,
00:41:11.207 --> 00:41:14.167 align:center
patience and empathy--
00:41:14.297 --> 00:41:15.603 align:center
they are not concessions.
00:41:15.734 --> 00:41:17.431 align:center
These are strat...
00:41:19.215 --> 00:41:20.173 align:center
Hello.
00:41:20.303 --> 00:41:21.435 align:center
Hi.
00:41:21.566 --> 00:41:24.090 align:center
Patience and empathy.
00:41:24.220 --> 00:41:28.268 align:center
These are strategies, tools.
00:41:29.138 --> 00:41:31.663 align:center
What... Mir?
00:41:31.793 --> 00:41:33.752 align:center
Are your pajamas covered
in little accordions?
00:41:33.882 --> 00:41:35.928 align:center
They are tiny warp cores.
You want to say something cute
00:41:36.058 --> 00:41:38.147 align:center
about it? Huh? Do ya? Do ya?
00:41:38.278 --> 00:41:42.587 align:center
You want to end this war once
and for all? Show some growth.
00:41:42.717 --> 00:41:44.502 align:center
Growth!
00:41:45.546 --> 00:41:46.765 align:center
Is anybody listening?
00:41:46.895 --> 00:41:48.157 align:center
Listening? Listening?
00:41:48.288 --> 00:41:50.508 align:center
There will be
no more after-hours
00:41:50.638 --> 00:41:52.248 align:center
shenaniganizing.
I'm putting the campus
00:41:52.379 --> 00:41:54.424 align:center
under lock and key
with biometric security.
00:41:54.555 --> 00:41:58.690 align:center
I'm sure Chancellor Kelrec
and his tea-loving eyeball...
00:42:02.128 --> 00:42:04.478 align:center
...would be flattered.
00:42:04.609 --> 00:42:07.394 align:center
Disciplinary
menial labor assignments
00:42:07.525 --> 00:42:10.092 align:center
will be posted tomorrow--
30 hours a person.
00:42:10.223 --> 00:42:12.791 align:center
- 30...
- According to Item 48.9B
in the rulebook, seven hours...
00:42:12.921 --> 00:42:14.749 align:center
Woo-hoo! 35.
00:42:14.880 --> 00:42:16.229 align:center
Any other takers?
00:42:16.359 --> 00:42:18.536 align:center
Dismissed.
00:42:19.885 --> 00:42:22.714 align:center
Out!
00:42:22.844 --> 00:42:24.672 align:center
She must be pissed
if she's breaking the rules.
00:42:24.803 --> 00:42:27.370 align:center
Yeah. Maybe we should have
just listened to what she said
00:42:27.501 --> 00:42:30.417 align:center
- and stuck to botany.
- Quietly now. Quiet.
00:42:30.548 --> 00:42:32.637 align:center
Quietly now.
00:42:32.767 --> 00:42:34.116 align:center
- Quietly now.
- Quiet.
00:42:34.247 --> 00:42:35.857 align:center
Quiet.
00:42:35.988 --> 00:42:37.424 align:center
It's okay.
00:42:37.555 --> 00:42:39.557 align:center
- It's okay.
- Almost there.
00:42:39.687 --> 00:42:41.080 align:center
- Almost there.
- Quietly now.
00:42:41.210 --> 00:42:42.951 align:center
- Quietly now.
- Quiet.
00:42:43.082 --> 00:42:45.693 align:center
- Quiet.
- It's okay. Almost there.
00:42:45.824 --> 00:42:47.347 align:center
- It's okay. Almost there.
- Almost there.
00:42:49.741 --> 00:42:52.221 align:center
I think the chancellor
was trying to tell us something.
00:42:52.352 --> 00:42:56.095 align:center
I know she just said
"patience" and "empathy."
00:42:56.225 --> 00:42:59.533 align:center
But she also said,
"End the war once and for all."
00:42:59.664 --> 00:43:01.491 align:center
We're gonna prank
the War College.
00:43:01.622 --> 00:43:02.841 align:center
Yeah.
00:43:02.971 --> 00:43:04.886 align:center
We're gonna prank
the War College so hard,
00:43:05.017 --> 00:43:07.846 align:center
- they'll write songs about it.
- What? Now?
00:43:07.976 --> 00:43:09.978 align:center
Yes, now. If I'm getting busted,
00:43:10.109 --> 00:43:11.806 align:center
it's going to be worth it.
00:43:11.937 --> 00:43:13.678 align:center
We're gonna take
what our chancellor taught us
00:43:13.808 --> 00:43:16.071 align:center
and wait for the right moment--
patience.
00:43:16.202 --> 00:43:19.684 align:center
And hit the War College
back on their level-- empathy.
00:43:19.814 --> 00:43:21.816 align:center
Chancellor wants
to see some growth?
00:43:21.947 --> 00:43:23.426 align:center
We're gonna show her
some growth.
00:43:23.557 --> 00:43:25.167 align:center
We're gonna be doing
disciplinary labor
00:43:25.298 --> 00:43:26.865 align:center
for the rest of our lives.
00:43:26.995 --> 00:43:29.476 align:center
This PADD is healthy
as a newborn.
00:43:29.607 --> 00:43:31.304 align:center
What's the problem? Teething?
00:43:31.434 --> 00:43:34.089 align:center
- It's not receiving
incoming messages.
- Weird.
00:43:38.572 --> 00:43:39.617 align:center
You know what?
00:43:39.747 --> 00:43:41.270 align:center
It's fine.
00:43:41.401 --> 00:43:42.750 align:center
- Uh, the problem must be
on the other end.
- Yeah.
00:43:42.881 --> 00:43:44.665 align:center
That happens.
00:43:44.796 --> 00:43:46.058 align:center
Look, kid,
00:43:46.188 --> 00:43:48.756 align:center
any message
that you have to chase down
00:43:48.887 --> 00:43:52.020 align:center
does not deserve to be read...
by you.
00:43:52.151 --> 00:43:54.109 align:center
It's fine.
You don't... It's not...
00:43:54.240 --> 00:43:55.545 align:center
It's fine.
00:43:55.676 --> 00:43:57.678 align:center
A teenager with parental issues.
00:43:57.809 --> 00:43:59.811 align:center
Never before in the universe.
00:43:59.941 --> 00:44:01.551 align:center
People are simple.
00:44:01.682 --> 00:44:04.163 align:center
They either show up for you
or they don't.
00:44:04.293 --> 00:44:07.122 align:center
- Oh, there you are, Commander.
- Not a good time.
00:44:07.253 --> 00:44:08.428 align:center
Dispensing wisdom.
00:44:08.558 --> 00:44:10.256 align:center
We were having turducken
for dinner,
00:44:10.386 --> 00:44:13.389 align:center
but now it can't exist
because you forgot
00:44:13.520 --> 00:44:15.043 align:center
to prep the replicator.
00:44:15.174 --> 00:44:16.915 align:center
I'm sorry, kitten. My bad.
00:44:17.045 --> 00:44:18.220 align:center
Are you not respecting dinner?
00:44:18.351 --> 00:44:20.745 align:center
Dinner is important.
00:44:20.875 --> 00:44:23.835 align:center
We'll go out. Chinese? Ni'Vari?
00:44:23.965 --> 00:44:26.011 align:center
French. I want coq au vin.
00:44:26.141 --> 00:44:29.579 align:center
But with krada leg
and grapok sauce.
00:44:29.710 --> 00:44:32.147 align:center
I'll make a res at Yvette's.
See?
00:44:32.278 --> 00:44:35.542 align:center
Everything is
gonna brie all right.
00:44:36.586 --> 00:44:38.023 align:center
- No.
- Goodbye, my love.
00:44:38.153 --> 00:44:39.241 align:center
Even more no.
00:44:41.026 --> 00:44:42.941 align:center
French-Klingon fusion--
00:44:43.071 --> 00:44:45.944 align:center
the cuisine
I never knew that I needed.
00:44:46.074 --> 00:44:50.122 align:center
I left a starship on the edge
of creation to be with her.
00:44:50.252 --> 00:44:52.646 align:center
That's what you call
showing up for someone.
00:44:52.777 --> 00:44:54.779 align:center
Has anyone ever done that
for you?
00:44:54.909 --> 00:44:58.696 align:center
I don't know. Maybe someone
who was furious with you?
00:44:58.826 --> 00:45:02.351 align:center
Or maybe someone
you repeatedly underestimated?
00:45:02.482 --> 00:45:05.746 align:center
Who is also your classmate named
00:45:05.877 --> 00:45:07.139 align:center
- Genesis?
- I got it, I got it.
00:45:07.269 --> 00:45:09.010 align:center
I didn't know.
I mean, you went far away.
00:45:09.141 --> 00:45:11.447 align:center
I was worried about you.
00:45:12.448 --> 00:45:15.495 align:center
So, technically, this doesn't
require violence, but...
00:45:15.625 --> 00:45:18.411 align:center
The honor of my friends
is bound to my own.
00:45:18.541 --> 00:45:20.892 align:center
- I will join you.
- All right.
00:45:21.022 --> 00:45:23.242 align:center
- This needs
to go like clockwork.
- Mm-hmm.
00:45:25.810 --> 00:45:28.682 align:center
Aah!
00:45:31.729 --> 00:45:33.382 align:center
Can I, uh...?
00:45:37.560 --> 00:45:41.869 align:center
Have I ever told you I used to
play the belaklavion as a kid?
00:45:42.000 --> 00:45:44.698 align:center
- It's a Bajoran instr...
- I know what it is.
00:45:44.829 --> 00:45:46.047 align:center
Do I care?
00:45:46.178 --> 00:45:50.182 align:center
Kids across the galaxy
were starving,
00:45:50.312 --> 00:45:51.879 align:center
and I was playing
fancy instruments.
00:45:52.010 --> 00:45:54.926 align:center
I played that thing
until my fingers bled.
00:45:55.056 --> 00:45:57.145 align:center
My mom and dad were sitting
right in the front row,
00:45:57.276 --> 00:45:59.713 align:center
and I...
00:45:59.844 --> 00:46:01.628 align:center
I missed a note.
00:46:03.369 --> 00:46:05.632 align:center
They left before
I could finish the piece.
00:46:05.763 --> 00:46:08.026 align:center
That's my family.
00:46:08.156 --> 00:46:11.203 align:center
You're either the center of
the universe or you're nothing.
00:46:11.333 --> 00:46:13.292 align:center
Mom and dad issues.
00:46:14.467 --> 00:46:15.773 align:center
Impressive.
00:46:15.903 --> 00:46:18.123 align:center
Yeah.
Had to beat you at something.
00:46:19.254 --> 00:46:20.778 align:center
Look, I...
00:46:20.908 --> 00:46:23.258 align:center
I took advantage of you
when you opened up.
00:46:23.389 --> 00:46:24.477 align:center
I'm sorry.
00:46:24.607 --> 00:46:26.914 align:center
It's a big universe.
00:46:27.045 --> 00:46:28.742 align:center
I can't expect
everyone to play fair.
00:46:28.873 --> 00:46:31.266 align:center
You had the right
to expect it here.
00:46:31.397 --> 00:46:32.746 align:center
He learned something?
00:46:32.877 --> 00:46:34.139 align:center
Mm. He didn't mean a word
of that.
00:46:34.269 --> 00:46:36.663 align:center
Shut... up... Mir.
00:46:41.755 --> 00:46:43.931 align:center
You lead...
00:46:44.062 --> 00:46:45.933 align:center
I follow.
00:46:46.064 --> 00:46:48.414 align:center
Okay.
00:46:49.415 --> 00:46:52.244 align:center
Uh, one thing, though.
00:46:52.374 --> 00:46:55.203 align:center
The knife in the ribs.
00:46:55.334 --> 00:46:58.206 align:center
Yeah. I was six.
00:46:58.337 --> 00:47:00.034 align:center
Khionians have
multiple appendixii.
00:47:00.165 --> 00:47:02.036 align:center
- Oh, wow.
- Appendixes.
00:47:02.167 --> 00:47:04.212 align:center
- Appendixes.
- Let's begin.
00:47:10.784 --> 00:47:12.090 align:center
The War College dorms
00:47:12.220 --> 00:47:13.439 align:center
are secured during the day.
00:47:13.569 --> 00:47:15.920 align:center
While the cadets are at class,
someone will need
00:47:16.050 --> 00:47:18.052 align:center
to disable the system
so we can get in.
00:47:18.183 --> 00:47:21.360 align:center
Where are we supposed
to find someone with clearance?
00:47:21.490 --> 00:47:25.103 align:center
Well, uh, yeah,
it's not perfect.
00:47:25.233 --> 00:47:27.670 align:center
I replicated it from memory,
00:47:27.801 --> 00:47:30.064 align:center
and I had
to guesstimate Caleb's size.
00:47:30.195 --> 00:47:31.936 align:center
- My size?
- Yeah.
00:47:33.285 --> 00:47:35.156 align:center
I'm not wearing that.
00:47:35.287 --> 00:47:36.984 align:center
Mugato, hey, what's up?
00:47:37.115 --> 00:47:38.333 align:center
This part's way too techy
00:47:38.464 --> 00:47:41.206 align:center
for anyone else to pull off.
00:47:41.336 --> 00:47:42.642 align:center
Whoo!
00:47:42.772 --> 00:47:44.035 align:center
Mugato.
00:47:44.165 --> 00:47:45.819 align:center
Attention, cadets.
00:47:45.950 --> 00:47:49.562 align:center
Afternoon classes
will begin in five minutes.
00:47:49.692 --> 00:47:51.346 align:center
Kelrec teaches
battlefield resilience
00:47:51.477 --> 00:47:53.609 align:center
every day from 1500 to 1630.
00:47:53.740 --> 00:47:55.350 align:center
That is our window.
00:47:55.481 --> 00:47:57.613 align:center
To temporarily disable
the security system,
00:47:57.744 --> 00:47:59.441 align:center
you'll need
to get into his office.
00:47:59.572 --> 00:48:02.618 align:center
Problem is, we need his cornea,
00:48:02.749 --> 00:48:05.273 align:center
which is what the chancellor
was trying to tell us.
00:48:05.404 --> 00:48:08.233 align:center
Chancellor Kelrec
and his tea-loving eyeball.
00:48:08.363 --> 00:48:10.626 align:center
- That's you, Darem.
- You want me
to remove Kelrec's eye?
00:48:10.757 --> 00:48:14.413 align:center
Hi. So, yeah, like you,
I originally thought
00:48:14.543 --> 00:48:17.242 align:center
that we were removing
people's eyeballs and ganglia.
00:48:17.372 --> 00:48:20.593 align:center
But it turns out, pranks
aren't meant to draw blood.
00:48:20.723 --> 00:48:21.594 align:center
Got it.
00:48:21.724 --> 00:48:24.379 align:center
Sir? Sir?
00:48:25.990 --> 00:48:29.036 align:center
I want to apologize
for the illicit game of Calica.
00:48:29.167 --> 00:48:31.473 align:center
This is a Khionian tradition.
00:48:31.604 --> 00:48:32.605 align:center
You're not familiar
00:48:32.735 --> 00:48:34.128 align:center
because you've never met
a Khionian before,
00:48:34.259 --> 00:48:36.000 align:center
- but we do this all the time.
- Oh.
00:48:36.130 --> 00:48:39.090 align:center
I offer you my deep remorse.
00:48:39.220 --> 00:48:41.135 align:center
- That's quite enough, Cadet.
- Please don't deny this
00:48:41.266 --> 00:48:44.443 align:center
culturally sensitive moment,
Chancellor Kelrec.
00:48:53.800 --> 00:48:55.106 align:center
Thank you, sir.
00:48:59.110 --> 00:49:01.590 align:center
With that polymer DNA imprint,
00:49:01.721 --> 00:49:04.506 align:center
I can code the programmable
biometric gel
00:49:04.637 --> 00:49:08.815 align:center
to replicate any one
of Kelrec's body parts.
00:49:15.735 --> 00:49:18.042 align:center
Retinal biometrics
and trace DNA confirmed.
00:49:18.172 --> 00:49:21.393 align:center
- Yes.
- Welcome, Commander Kelrec.
00:49:21.523 --> 00:49:22.916 align:center
So, once in, I'll override
00:49:23.047 --> 00:49:24.352 align:center
the security grid
so it shuts off,
00:49:24.483 --> 00:49:27.442 align:center
but it'll only last 60 seconds.
00:49:27.573 --> 00:49:29.749 align:center
We're gonna need someone fast
to deliver the packages
00:49:29.879 --> 00:49:31.316 align:center
while the cadets are at class.
00:49:32.447 --> 00:49:36.886 align:center
It's go time.
00:49:37.017 --> 00:49:38.627 align:center
And I'll deliver the gifts
00:49:38.758 --> 00:49:42.022 align:center
and be out in under a minute,
like Santa.
00:49:42.153 --> 00:49:44.068 align:center
Oh, I almost forgot
to mention, I juiced
00:49:44.198 --> 00:49:45.417 align:center
the growth accelerant.
00:49:45.547 --> 00:49:47.071 align:center
Nahla's plants were a little
too cute for our purpose.
00:49:48.550 --> 00:49:50.161 align:center
You'll see.
00:49:52.859 --> 00:49:55.775 align:center
Once the security system
comes back on line,
00:49:55.905 --> 00:49:57.385 align:center
you'll need to haul ass
00:49:57.516 --> 00:49:58.734 align:center
and make sure
you don't get caught.
00:49:58.865 --> 00:50:00.345 align:center
Hi, Caleb.
00:50:01.955 --> 00:50:03.696 align:center
Where you running off to?
00:50:03.826 --> 00:50:05.567 align:center
Caleb? Who-Who's Caleb?
00:50:05.698 --> 00:50:07.743 align:center
And you should be in class,
young lady.
00:50:07.874 --> 00:50:09.049 align:center
- You should be ashamed
of yourself.
- Just stop.
00:50:09.180 --> 00:50:10.311 align:center
Okay? I can sense you
00:50:10.442 --> 00:50:13.401 align:center
through this ridiculous outfit.
00:50:13.532 --> 00:50:15.534 align:center
Can we talk?
00:50:16.796 --> 00:50:18.624 align:center
Do we have to?
00:50:23.324 --> 00:50:25.979 align:center
I'm sorry I didn't tell you
when I chose the War College.
00:50:26.110 --> 00:50:29.374 align:center
I should have. I owed you that.
00:50:29.504 --> 00:50:31.898 align:center
I just...
00:50:32.029 --> 00:50:33.900 align:center
I didn't know how.
00:50:34.031 --> 00:50:36.424 align:center
- You make me feel...
- Amazing?
00:50:36.555 --> 00:50:38.339 align:center
Exhilarated? Nuts?
00:50:38.470 --> 00:50:40.689 align:center
Out of control.
00:50:40.820 --> 00:50:43.649 align:center
I'm not like other Betazoids.
00:50:43.779 --> 00:50:46.608 align:center
Back home
I was able to manage it.
00:50:46.739 --> 00:50:50.308 align:center
Now that I have the freedom
to go where I want
00:50:50.438 --> 00:50:53.572 align:center
and be who I want,
that freedom...
00:50:54.573 --> 00:50:55.965 align:center
...it cost me something.
00:50:56.096 --> 00:50:58.185 align:center
I think I'm getting the picture.
00:50:58.316 --> 00:51:00.970 align:center
I didn't choose the War College
'cause of you.
00:51:01.101 --> 00:51:04.670 align:center
I chose it so I can
finally learn the discipline
00:51:04.800 --> 00:51:06.715 align:center
of being in control of myself.
00:51:06.846 --> 00:51:09.762 align:center
Okay, this place,
it's-it's who I am.
00:51:09.892 --> 00:51:12.982 align:center
- I mean, it's who I have to be.
- Oh, come on.
00:51:13.113 --> 00:51:16.116 align:center
You're no more "this place"
than I'm the Academy.
00:51:16.247 --> 00:51:19.380 align:center
Okay? Please don't fall
for this "us versus them" shit.
00:51:19.511 --> 00:51:21.774 align:center
You're the one who's angry
00:51:21.904 --> 00:51:23.776 align:center
'cause I didn't choose
your team.
00:51:23.906 --> 00:51:25.952 align:center
You're at the Academy now,
and you need
00:51:26.083 --> 00:51:28.607 align:center
everyone to pick it with you
because...
00:51:28.737 --> 00:51:30.652 align:center
you don't have the guts
to face your own choice.
00:51:30.783 --> 00:51:32.263 align:center
I didn't choose anything.
00:51:33.438 --> 00:51:35.483 align:center
It was either this or prison.
00:51:35.614 --> 00:51:36.963 align:center
Okay? And I'm-I'm not...
00:51:37.094 --> 00:51:39.270 align:center
What are you...?
00:51:48.192 --> 00:51:50.672 align:center
You're fighting yourself
so hard.
00:51:51.412 --> 00:51:55.721 align:center
Convincing yourself not to care
about this place...
00:51:55.851 --> 00:51:57.418 align:center
these people.
00:51:57.549 --> 00:52:00.769 align:center
But I could feel you
during the game, Caleb.
00:52:00.900 --> 00:52:02.858 align:center
I can feel it now.
00:52:02.989 --> 00:52:07.124 align:center
This is the first time
you've felt part of a group.
00:52:08.647 --> 00:52:09.735 align:center
And you like it.
00:52:12.694 --> 00:52:15.001 align:center
But you're afraid
they'll let you down.
00:52:16.481 --> 00:52:20.485 align:center
Control is...
00:52:23.792 --> 00:52:26.143 align:center
...overrated.
00:52:31.104 --> 00:52:33.193 align:center
I win.
00:52:36.283 --> 00:52:39.025 align:center
- This isn't over.
- Mm-hmm, that's for sure.
00:52:39.982 --> 00:52:41.462 align:center
Hey!
00:52:41.593 --> 00:52:43.247 align:center
Hey! Mr. Mugato.
00:52:43.377 --> 00:52:44.335 align:center
Over here, come on.
00:52:46.032 --> 00:52:47.860 align:center
Come on.
00:52:50.993 --> 00:52:52.517 align:center
No running in the hallways.
00:52:54.127 --> 00:52:57.130 align:center
No running in the hallways!
00:52:57.826 --> 00:53:00.177 align:center
- Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on.
- Ah!
00:53:00.307 --> 00:53:01.526 align:center
Thought you might
need to be rescued.
00:53:01.656 --> 00:53:03.136 align:center
The geniuses left
their transporter module
00:53:03.267 --> 00:53:04.659 align:center
in our changing room.
00:53:04.790 --> 00:53:05.965 align:center
Not bad.
00:53:06.095 --> 00:53:07.271 align:center
How'd you find it?
00:53:07.401 --> 00:53:08.533 align:center
Because I'm
an all-seeing genius.
00:53:10.099 --> 00:53:11.405 align:center
Chancellor assigned me
lavatory duty.
00:53:11.536 --> 00:53:12.754 align:center
Damn it, she's good.
00:53:12.885 --> 00:53:14.930 align:center
No running in the stairwell.
00:53:15.061 --> 00:53:18.804 align:center
Then all we have to do
is wait until sunrise and...
00:53:40.478 --> 00:53:42.349 align:center
Kyle, come on.
00:53:42.480 --> 00:53:44.656 align:center
I'm going to kill
whoever did this.
00:53:44.786 --> 00:53:47.963 align:center
I am going to literally
rip them to shreds!
00:53:48.094 --> 00:53:49.965 align:center
Kyle, come on, I'm going
to kill whoever did this.
00:53:50.096 --> 00:53:52.968 align:center
Kyle, come on, I'm going to kill
whoever did this.
00:54:00.846 --> 00:54:02.326 align:center
What the hell is going on?
00:54:02.456 --> 00:54:06.025 align:center
What the hell is going on?
00:54:06.155 --> 00:54:07.983 align:center
- What are these things?!
- Get outside!
00:54:08.114 --> 00:54:09.246 align:center
Get outside!
00:54:11.378 --> 00:54:13.032 align:center
Oh!
00:54:20.257 --> 00:54:22.520 align:center
Good morning.
00:54:23.172 --> 00:54:25.349 align:center
Is the War College doing
primal scream therapy now?
00:54:25.479 --> 00:54:28.265 align:center
We are going to rip
those weeds out and shove them
00:54:28.395 --> 00:54:30.397 align:center
so far down your throat,
you're gonna shit chlorophyll.
00:54:30.528 --> 00:54:33.313 align:center
You will not.
00:54:33.444 --> 00:54:34.445 align:center
Fall in.
00:54:37.361 --> 00:54:40.277 align:center
The Vitus Reflux
is a protected species
00:54:40.407 --> 00:54:43.236 align:center
under Starfleet regulation
286.3.
00:54:43.367 --> 00:54:47.109 align:center
286.4, actually.
00:54:47.980 --> 00:54:49.677 align:center
Unless I'm mistaken,
00:54:49.808 --> 00:54:52.419 align:center
it says disturbing the plant
before it reaches adulthood
00:54:52.550 --> 00:54:54.769 align:center
is a, a crime.
00:54:54.900 --> 00:54:56.684 align:center
Maturation takes longer
00:54:56.815 --> 00:55:00.775 align:center
if those plants
sense any stress,
00:55:00.906 --> 00:55:03.648 align:center
so keep calm if you can.
00:55:04.649 --> 00:55:05.954 align:center
Oh, and it helps
00:55:06.085 --> 00:55:08.522 align:center
to talk to them with patience.
00:55:08.653 --> 00:55:10.829 align:center
And empathy.
00:55:13.832 --> 00:55:15.224 align:center
Oh.
00:55:15.355 --> 00:55:17.401 align:center
Oversight committee
has arrived, Chancellor.
00:55:17.531 --> 00:55:19.054 align:center
Oh.
00:55:19.185 --> 00:55:20.882 align:center
They'll be inspecting
dorm rooms, too,
00:55:21.013 --> 00:55:24.669 align:center
so you might want
to try and, you know...
00:55:24.799 --> 00:55:25.844 align:center
tidy up.
00:55:25.974 --> 00:55:27.062 align:center
Shall we?
00:55:27.193 --> 00:55:28.455 align:center
I yield.
00:55:29.587 --> 00:55:32.067 align:center
The victory is yours.
00:55:32.764 --> 00:55:35.375 align:center
I commend your cadets
for their efforts.
00:55:35.506 --> 00:55:36.985 align:center
And I yours.
00:55:39.205 --> 00:55:41.468 align:center
They learned from the best.
00:55:43.035 --> 00:55:46.343 align:center
The best? The best?
00:55:51.565 --> 00:55:53.567 align:center
Later, guys.
00:55:53.698 --> 00:55:55.221 align:center
Good luck.
00:55:59.356 --> 00:56:01.053 align:center
It was you, wasn't it?
00:56:01.183 --> 00:56:03.011 align:center
You were one of the cadets
who transported the first years
00:56:03.142 --> 00:56:04.839 align:center
to the roof all those years ago.
00:56:04.970 --> 00:56:06.580 align:center
What was that word you used?
00:56:06.711 --> 00:56:09.322 align:center
Legendary?
00:56:09.453 --> 00:56:10.715 align:center
You've been dropping hints
00:56:10.845 --> 00:56:11.933 align:center
since the War College
first hit us.
00:56:12.064 --> 00:56:14.371 align:center
Empathy plants,
Kelrec's eyeball.
00:56:14.501 --> 00:56:16.590 align:center
You even said,
"Show me some growth."
00:56:16.721 --> 00:56:18.636 align:center
- I know.
- And then you made us think it was our idea.
00:56:18.766 --> 00:56:20.115 align:center
Why didn't you just tell us?
00:56:20.246 --> 00:56:22.640 align:center
And let you cheat? Like Kelrec?
00:56:22.770 --> 00:56:24.468 align:center
Half the fun was seeing
if you'd all actually do it,
00:56:24.598 --> 00:56:26.121 align:center
and you did.
00:56:26.252 --> 00:56:29.603 align:center
You executed it
with exceptional brilliance
00:56:29.734 --> 00:56:31.388 align:center
and grace.
00:56:32.258 --> 00:56:34.173 align:center
- Sort of.
- Man,
00:56:34.303 --> 00:56:36.480 align:center
why does everything have to be
a full-on lesson in this place?
00:56:36.610 --> 00:56:37.916 align:center
'Cause it's a school, Caleb.
00:56:40.266 --> 00:56:43.225 align:center
And it's how we were taught.
00:56:43.878 --> 00:56:47.055 align:center
The War College teaches
its cadets to fight battles.
00:56:47.186 --> 00:56:49.580 align:center
I'm teaching you to end wars.
00:56:49.710 --> 00:56:52.974 align:center
To learn the patience
to formulate a true strategy
00:56:53.105 --> 00:56:55.673 align:center
and the empathy
to understand your opponents
00:56:55.803 --> 00:56:58.502 align:center
so you can disarm them.
00:56:59.198 --> 00:57:02.201 align:center
That's what Starfleet
needs to be again.
00:57:02.331 --> 00:57:06.510 align:center
And leading through fear alone
makes that impossible.
00:57:12.951 --> 00:57:16.389 align:center
So, like, what would you say
to someone
00:57:16.520 --> 00:57:21.089 align:center
who just keeps choosing fear?
00:57:23.744 --> 00:57:26.268 align:center
I literally am asking
for a friend.
00:57:30.838 --> 00:57:34.842 align:center
It isn't on you
to control anyone but yourself.
00:57:34.973 --> 00:57:36.365 align:center
Wow.
00:57:36.496 --> 00:57:37.758 align:center
Hard lesson.
00:57:37.889 --> 00:57:41.501 align:center
But not all opponents
are enemies.
00:57:41.632 --> 00:57:44.112 align:center
And the more you play,
the more they help you
00:57:44.243 --> 00:57:45.853 align:center
live up to your potential.
00:57:45.984 --> 00:57:47.942 align:center
Maybe you could do that
for your friend.
00:57:48.943 --> 00:57:50.292 align:center
Maybe.
00:57:51.424 --> 00:57:52.904 align:center
We'll see.
00:58:28.592 --> 00:58:30.681 align:center
Did you have this all gamed
00:58:30.811 --> 00:58:32.900 align:center
when I first came
into your office?
00:58:33.031 --> 00:58:34.598 align:center
Not really.
00:58:34.728 --> 00:58:37.296 align:center
But when you doubled down
on the plant analogies,
00:58:37.426 --> 00:58:39.733 align:center
it all came together.
00:58:39.864 --> 00:58:41.387 align:center
I would have thanked you,
00:58:41.518 --> 00:58:45.478 align:center
but I figured you'd need
plausible deniability
00:58:45.609 --> 00:58:48.394 align:center
if the oversight committee
ever found out
00:58:48.525 --> 00:58:52.137 align:center
the new chancellor
had shenanned.
00:58:54.879 --> 00:58:59.361 align:center
I... appreciate it.
00:59:01.059 --> 00:59:02.669 align:center
I knew you were doing your job.
00:59:04.236 --> 00:59:06.847 align:center
And you were doing yours.
00:59:06.978 --> 00:59:08.936 align:center
I'll admit I couldn't see that.
00:59:09.067 --> 00:59:11.199 align:center
I should have trusted it.
00:59:11.330 --> 00:59:13.854 align:center
I'm going to meditate on trust.
00:59:13.985 --> 00:59:16.074 align:center
What do you usually meditate on?
00:59:16.204 --> 00:59:17.597 align:center
Decapitation.
00:59:22.602 --> 00:59:24.517 align:center
Dear Mother and Father...
00:59:25.170 --> 00:59:28.173 align:center
Academy training
remains rigorous, as expected.
00:59:29.870 --> 00:59:32.917 align:center
What I hadn't anticipated
and am coming to appreciate
00:59:33.047 --> 00:59:35.180 align:center
are the lessons in leadership
00:59:35.310 --> 00:59:37.399 align:center
that I could've never received
anywhere else.
00:59:37.530 --> 00:59:39.576 align:center
I think that one's mine.
00:59:42.840 --> 00:59:44.276 align:center
Aye, Captain.
00:59:45.320 --> 00:59:46.844 align:center
It's fascinating, really,
00:59:46.974 --> 00:59:49.586 align:center
to be a part of a community
where excellence
00:59:49.716 --> 00:59:51.544 align:center
is prized and rewarded
00:59:51.675 --> 00:59:55.113 align:center
but not to the detriment
of its individual members.
00:59:55.243 --> 00:59:58.116 align:center
One can lead and be led
00:59:58.246 --> 01:00:00.727 align:center
with empathy, patience.
01:00:00.858 --> 01:00:04.209 align:center
And not just for others
but for oneself as well.
01:00:04.339 --> 01:00:05.906 align:center
Aye, Captain.
01:00:06.037 --> 01:00:08.126 align:center
I never knew
such a thing was possible.
01:00:14.262 --> 01:00:19.920 align:center
Perhaps this is what friendship
and family are meant to be.
01:00:20.573 --> 01:00:23.141 align:center
Perhaps this is
who I am meant to be.
01:00:37.503 --> 01:00:38.939 align:center
Heads up.
01:00:43.857 --> 01:00:45.816 align:center
Welcome to the team.
01:01:07.185 --> 01:01:08.490 align:center
It's perfect.
01:01:11.232 --> 01:01:13.234 align:center
Check this guy out.
01:01:18.544 --> 01:01:22.156 align:center
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