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<i>Cadet Darem Reymi,</i>

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<i>personal message,
stardate 868858.7.</i>

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<i>Dear Mother and Father,</i>

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<i>in the three weeks
since the Academy began,</i>

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<i>I'm confident I'm maintaining</i>

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<i>the standard of excellence
we agreed upon.</i>

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<i>As I promised:
last to bed, first to rise.</i>

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Whoa!

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Wait. You already...?

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Wh-What time do you...?

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For speed and agility days
or for power days?

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- Either.
- 4:40 a.m.

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for speed and agility,
3:30 a.m. for power.

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Anyway, I got to go
hit the track for sprints.

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See you around, sleepyhead.

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<i>I strive to be first
in each endeavor.</i>

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<i>Every day brings a new
opportunity to prove myself.</i>

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<i>Starfleet Academy,</i>

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<i>report for cardio and sprints.</i>

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<i>War College, you have
weights and flexibility.</i>

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<i>Move it, War College, move it.</i>

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<i>Watch your posture, Cadet Sadal.</i>

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<i>Back straight, Cadet Djokovic.</i>

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<i>Keep those glutes in the air.</i>

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<i>Buns of steel, cadets.</i>

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Starfleet maggots, I want to see
that you want to be here.

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Do you want to be here?
Let's go!

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Show me you're worthy
of this uniform.

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Get moving.

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What are you waiting for?
Let's go!

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You call that a lunge?

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Lower, Cadet, lower.

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Down! To the mat, Cadet.

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To the mat.

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What is this?
Is this a tea party?

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Get up! You're all weak
right now. Weak!

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<i>War College
versus Starfleet Academy.</i>

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<i>Who will win?</i>

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<i>The counts are even.</i>

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<i>It's Cadet Mir in the lead.</i>

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<i>Cadet Mir for the win!</i>

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<i>That was
disappointing/underwhelming.</i>

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Dude, what was that?

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You're the best
in the War College,

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and he smoked you.

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Embarrassing.

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Next station, Romeo.

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Every warrior knows

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that you live each day
with an eye towards death,

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as she walks free and upright
amongst the living.

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But if by chance
you survive until tomorrow,

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we'll be having tryouts
for the Calica team.

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- Sign up here.
<i>- Ow.</i>

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Darem Reymi.

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Captain of the Khionian
All-Planet Under-18 team.

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Four years running.

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There is no need to state it.
It scanned you.

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Genesis Lythe.

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Captain of the
Inter-Base Youth League.

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Five years and change.

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And top of her class.

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And student ambassador
to the Model Fed Council.

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Mm.

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When do you sleep?

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Admiral's daughter.
We don't need sleep.

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What happens if you do?

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You get court-martialed?

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- I'll never know.
- Not easy

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being an admiral's
daughter, hmm?

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Takes daddy issues to a whole
new level, for sure.

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Also makes losing
out of the question.

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Mm. Too bad there can only be
one captain of...

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of anything.

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- Sorry.
- Guess you'll have to learn

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- to live with disappointment.
- Mm-hmm.

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- Good luck.
- You want me
to injure her?

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- I'll cut the ponytail off.
- Do it.

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You did not grow up
playing Calica either.

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I know.

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I haven't played anything.

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Not a team guy. I'm more of a...

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"rely on myself
and don't get killed" guy.

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Hey, hey, hey. Uh, what's...?

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He says he's allergic
to organized sports.

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- To which part?
- The sports.

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And the fact
that they're organized.

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Mm. Oh, that's funny.

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Academy cadets.

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Do you find it
challenging to run

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while also debating
the ethical ramifications

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of hurting the floor?

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Do you find it challenging

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to be a War College douchebag?

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- Not your best.
- Dude. I just got smacked
in the head.

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You're gonna take up
half our space,

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get ready to be target practice.

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Oh!

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I see we don't like each other.

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Don't talk.

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I smell...

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...fear.

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You know, properly channeled,

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those feelings of inadequacy
can lead to...

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well, in your case,
just more inadequacy.

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- Better.
- Love the uniforms, guys.

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May be the only thing

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about the War College
that stays relevant.

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All right.

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This has been fun,
but I don't think

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you guys can afford to take
any more time away

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from whatever it is you're,
um, compensating for.

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Starfleet Academy is
an experiment.

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Like all experiments,
it must prove its value.

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The War College has
nothing to prove.

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Then why'd you go
out of your way

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to hit me in the head
with a ball?

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You an angry toddler?

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Yeah.

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Maybe our very large
Klingon friend

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will smack the eyebrows off
your freaking face.

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Mm-mm.

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No blood will be shed
on my court

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without my express permission.

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Back to your classes! Now!

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Ah, Darem! That scar.
It looks painful.

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How'd you get it?

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You ever fought someone
with a knife between your ribs?

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I don't have ribs.

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You know, I used to know a guy
like that War College bicep

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back on Khionia?

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Oh, please, God, no...

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My parents didn't think
we were a good match.

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Your parents tell you
who to date?

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Nah. Well, I mean,
the relationship was doomed

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after I slept with his sister.

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Both of them, actually.

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And their cousin.

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I would love
to just have one shower

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without having to hear
about Darem's multiple

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polycule underwater hookups.

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What the...?

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We indeed violate
the fundamental laws

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of temporal mechanics
to achieve...

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Oh, boy. Okay.

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Whoa. That's a lot.

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Whoa!

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Get me out of here.

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Ooh.

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<i>Attention, Starfleet cadets.</i>

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<i>We did this because we could.</i>

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<i>And we will keep doing it</i>

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<i>because it is fun.</i>

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<i>Enjoy yourselves.</i>

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This is war.

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<i>Do you aspire to be the best</i>

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<i>and brightest in the galaxy?</i>

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<i>Exceed your physical,</i>

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<i>mental and spiritual limits?</i>

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<i>Be the captain
of your own destiny</i>

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<i>at Starfleet Academy.</i>

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<i>Applicants of all species are welcome.</i>

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Is the voice-over too stupid?

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We are about to have
a prank war on our hands

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just as the
oversight committee arrives.

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This is a PR dumpster fire.

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Commander, in our line of work,

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something is on fire
all... the time

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and everything is on fire
some of the time.

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Be that as it may,

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as a War College graduate,

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I can promise you,

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they shenanned once,
they'll shenann again.

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Well done, Number One. Advise.

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I thought you would never ask,
Chancellor.

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This is your only
possible response.

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Demand a formal apology
from Kelrec,

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and he nips it in the bud.

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Or kills it in the cradle,
if you prefer.

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I'm good
with the plant metaphor.

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It's not our job to resolve

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our students' problems for them.

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We're in the "teach them
how to fish" business.

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Also... that's no fun.

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There are those that see us as
an experiment waiting to fail.

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You've said it yourself.

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Your tacit approval

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hands them ammunition
in front of the committee.

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I'm beginning to get the feeling
you don't trust me.

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Quite the opposite.

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I trust that you'll come
to the right decision.

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Before it's too late.

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So you don't trust me.

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Lura, this is kid shit!

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Forgive my language.
I'm pro kid shit.

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They grew up in the Burn.

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I'm not going to crush
the life out of them

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any more than the universe
already has.

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Captain. Chancellor.

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I choose to work for you
and not Kelrec

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for three reasons:

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I believe in Starfleet's
mission of peace,

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and despite what you may think,
I believe in <i>you.</i>

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What's the third thing?

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I just find him very... odd.

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And that whole tea fetish.

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Tea fetish?

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Out of all the fetishes
available?

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Want to give it one last pitch
before I disregard your counsel?

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You know that a single
transgression is like a weed:

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yank it now, or it multiplies
and strangles the entire field.

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What's with you
and the plant metaphors?

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I hear you, Commander.

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I do.

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Perhaps it would be beneficial
if our cadets did, too.

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Well, that...
that's a cool idea.

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Chancellor,
we were basically naked.

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No. Completely naked!

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Everybody was looking at us
like we were insane.

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- Like we're crazy.
- In front of the whole school.

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What about our honor?

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I took a bath
for the first time.

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You want us to get back
at them with botany?

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- Seriously?
- I don't know, guys.

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Do you think botany
can end a prank war?

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- Or did you have other ideas?
- Yeah. Hit 'em back harder.

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Bring some serious pain.

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Wait till exams
and then fritz their servers.

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Like I was saying...

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<i>Captain.</i>

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We are gonna plant
and grow the rare

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and highly protected
Vitus Reflux.

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Despite being known
as "the empathy flower,"

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it's not actually a flower.

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It's a fungus.

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Speak your mind, Cadet.
Don't hold back.

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- Chancellor, respectfully...
- Mm-hmm?

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...this is the single dumbest
idea I've ever heard.

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How is this strategic...?

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- How is this strategic?
- How is this strategic?

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- How is this strategic?
- Got a deeper voice
than you, Darem.

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Ever read <i>The Art of War,</i> Reymi?

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<i>- Art of War,</i> Reymi?
- Fifth century BC.

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Sun Tzu learned patience
in a garden

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and respect for the opponent.

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They got you pretty bad.

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- They got you pretty bad.
- If I may, Chancellor,

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it was not an original idea.

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The War College stole
that prank.

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Cadet Sam ran a search

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through old Starfleet
disciplinary records.

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In the 28th century,

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some cadets transported
the entire first-year class

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from the sonic showers
to the roof of Alcatraz.

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It took the faculty half a day
to get everyone down.

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No way.

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Ah, that's legendary.

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Then you've already learned

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your opponents' lack
of imagination.

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Grab a trowel.

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- Grab a trowel.
- Oh, my God.

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And anybody who rolls
their eyes gets expelled.

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Gets expelled.

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Spritz the spores,

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add the growth accelerant.

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Vitus only blooms at night,

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so be patient.

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Plants are like cadets.

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All they need is water, food
and a little encouragement.

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Go, go, go.

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Go, go, go.

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<i>Specialist Krebs,</i>

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<i>your Talaxian Furfly</i>

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<i>is attempting to mate
with a beaker.</i>

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<i>Please intervene.</i>

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- Doing great, buddy. I love you.
- Okay.

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We all ready for Calica tryouts?

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No, I will not pursue violence
in any form.

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I have chosen the Exo-Ecology
Club in that same time slot.

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I know. I respect that.

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But...

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I swiped your delta
while you were showering

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and I maybe signed you up.

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What the hell, Genesis?

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- What? It's just a...
- No, no, no.

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I'm not signing up for some
culty school spirit war, okay?

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I don't do spirit.

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- Or tribes. Or teams.
- I want to be captain.

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I need to be captain.

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And when I am, I need
my strongest players.

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You fought the Venari Ral.

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Look around. Look at them.

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Sorry! It's on your shoe.

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We need you.

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Please?

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How's your, um,
your Betazoid princess?

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President's daughter.
And she's not anybody's.

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Well, I guess your tour
was so compelling,

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she went and ran away
to the War College, hmm?

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Shitty comment retracted.

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But I get the vibe
she likes sports.

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Okay, I'll do it
if you stop talking.

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Thank you.

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Strategy. Skill. Teamwork.

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Calica is more than just a game.

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I want you to right your minds

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and prepare your hearts
for battle.

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There are two teams,
each with a mascot.

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The mascot protects a target.

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The goal of the game is simple.

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Fight your way
to the other side of the field

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and shoot a target guarded
by the opposing team's mascot.

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Tryouts today will not be easy.

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You'll be scored
in a series of drills.

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Highest score makes the team.

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I want you to strike

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with the force
of a thousand tachyons!

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Strike until your opponents'
innards liquefy and pour...

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And... you'll do it all

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while wearing
really snazzy uniforms.

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Uh-huh.

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You all know Coach Reno.

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Professor, I thought you taught
Temporal Mechanics?

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I'm a nerd/jock hybrid.

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Each team is made up

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of eight players,
a mascot and an alternate.

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The mascot is
the last line of defense.

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- They protect the target.
- What kind of mascot?

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What are we working with?

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What we're working with is
a hundred push-ups.

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Now! And the next
interruption, 200.

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Using the mascot
in the game is a tradition.

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Way back, Starfleet's
was a lapling--

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fuzzy, mean like a koala,

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cute like a targ.
They called him...

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Lappy. They called him Lappy.

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So it's basically
like a fun game of laser tag?

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Yeah, just like laser tag.

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Ah!

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This is not like laser tag!

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What is happening?!

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I warned you,
tryouts would not be easy.

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Calica prepares you
for real-world combat.

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Which is why I will not have
a losing Calica team

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at this academy.

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<i>Today's obstacle course
is designed to show me</i>

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<i>what each of you is made of.</i>

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Every move you make
will gain or lose you

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one individual point.

18:19.663 --> 18:22.449
Any cadet who rings
the bell of victory

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at the end
of the obstacle course...

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...wins a bonus point.

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The top eight cadets
will make the team.

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The rest of you
will live in shame.

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Begin!

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Release the drones!

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There's drones, everyone,
there's drones!

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Hey! You forgot about us!

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<i>Bonus point-- Lythe.</i>

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<i>Bonus point-- Reymi.</i>

19:08.930 --> 19:10.758
<i>Bonus point-- Lythe.</i>

19:12.890 --> 19:15.328
<i>- Bonus point-- Reymi.</i>
- Whoo!

19:22.073 --> 19:23.118
<i>Bonus point-- Reymi.</i>

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A little feedback?

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You're trying too hard.
It's slowing you down.

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The Calica game phaser.

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It will not win
the game for you.

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Look who finally showed up.

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But it can keep you from losing.

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Better late than never.

19:45.096 --> 19:46.489
I'm showering
with my delta from now on.

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The phaser has only one setting.

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Whoa.

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Transport.

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- Son of a bitch.
- If you are hit,

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you will be beamed out of play

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and into the casualty box
for the entirety of that round.

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You'll be able
to rejoin your team

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in the next one.

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Do not be late again.

20:19.566 --> 20:21.698
Ooh.

20:21.829 --> 20:23.874
Lone wolf came to play.

20:31.273 --> 20:33.101
I thought you hated sports.

20:33.232 --> 20:35.582
I do. I hate them.

20:39.194 --> 20:41.065
Yes, Mir, yes!

20:41.544 --> 20:44.808
No, Mir, no!

20:46.723 --> 20:47.376
<i>Mir-- disqualification.</i>

20:52.294 --> 20:54.731
Genesis, where are the drones?!

20:54.862 --> 20:56.690
I can't see them
through the smoke!

21:07.004 --> 21:09.137
Come on. She's porous!

21:10.486 --> 21:12.401
Yeah, the best of us are.

21:12.532 --> 21:14.882
And it's permeable, not porous.

21:15.012 --> 21:17.188
Get your Ps straight.

21:17.319 --> 21:18.886
Five minutes left, cadets.

21:19.016 --> 21:22.803
If you want to make the team,
impress me now.

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Pathetic.

21:24.021 --> 21:25.762
A little feedback?

21:25.893 --> 21:28.112
You're not trying hard enough.
It's making you stupid.

21:37.339 --> 21:39.210
- I want blood.
- There's no blood.

21:39.341 --> 21:40.951
- I want blood in it.
- You need blood in food...

21:41.082 --> 21:42.823
- Absolutely.
- ...for you to consider it food?

21:42.953 --> 21:44.215
- To tear it to pieces.
- That doesn't sound healthy, dude.

21:44.346 --> 21:46.392
That's the only way
it should be.

21:46.522 --> 21:49.395
Rokeg blood pie, bregit lung

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with grapok blood sauce,

21:51.397 --> 21:54.095
heart of targ with blood sauce.

22:00.971 --> 22:02.233
Hey, can you distract them
for me

22:02.364 --> 22:03.844
- for a sec?
- With what?

22:03.974 --> 22:06.281
I don't know.
Use your biting humor.

22:06.412 --> 22:08.022
Nothing about me is funny.

22:08.152 --> 22:09.110
Caleb.

22:09.240 --> 22:10.633
That's funny.

22:10.764 --> 22:12.069
Caleb.

22:13.593 --> 22:15.203
Greetings, War College brethren.

22:15.334 --> 22:17.771
Hey. You.

22:17.901 --> 22:20.643
H-Hello, my name is Jay-Den.

22:20.774 --> 22:22.123
- Jay-Den.
- Mm-hmm. It means

22:22.253 --> 22:24.212
"He who crosses oceans of fire."

22:24.343 --> 22:25.866
So, yeah.

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I'm Kyle.

22:27.302 --> 22:28.738
Hmm.

22:28.869 --> 22:30.610
It means Kyle.

22:30.740 --> 22:32.351
Mm-hmm.

22:35.092 --> 22:38.182
- Okay, great.
- Uh, as we were discussing

22:38.313 --> 22:40.968
Klingon humor,
I discovered two Klingon jokes.

22:41.098 --> 22:46.234
Waiter, what is this gagh
doing in my aO'mat Gri?

22:47.714 --> 22:49.890
Screaming.

22:50.020 --> 22:51.587
Ah, uh,

22:51.718 --> 22:53.763
- because the gagh-- it's dying.
- Come on.

22:53.894 --> 22:55.199
Well, hold on.

22:55.330 --> 22:57.898
What, uh...
what was the second one?

22:58.028 --> 22:59.682
Please, no.

23:02.990 --> 23:04.687
Excuse me, miss,
don't I know you?

23:04.818 --> 23:05.645
Nope.

23:05.775 --> 23:08.169
Yeah, I do. Mm-hmm.

23:08.299 --> 23:09.866
Tarima, right?

23:09.997 --> 23:11.868
Caleb Mir, tour guide?

23:11.999 --> 23:14.654
Turns out, you forgot
to fill out a comment card.

23:14.784 --> 23:17.352
Shoot. I must've left it
in my other pants.

23:17.483 --> 23:19.006
I can't remember
how many stars I gave you.

23:19.136 --> 23:20.703
Five. Definitely five.

23:20.834 --> 23:23.140
Out of five?
Doesn't sound like me.

23:23.271 --> 23:25.708
I get why you enrolled
in the wrong school,

23:25.839 --> 23:27.841
but you could've just
come to the Academy

23:27.971 --> 23:29.408
- and avoided me there.
- Believe it or not,

23:29.538 --> 23:30.887
I didn't choose the War College
'cause of you.

23:31.018 --> 23:32.759
- Uh-huh?
- Mm-hmm.

23:35.239 --> 23:37.067
Okay.

23:41.332 --> 23:43.552
Blink twice
if this is a hostage situation.

23:45.902 --> 23:47.513
- Alternate theory.
- Oh, yeah?

23:47.643 --> 23:49.036
Your whole life on Betazed
was rules and walls,

23:49.166 --> 23:52.213
and now that you can go anywhere
and be anything...

23:54.476 --> 23:55.956
...you freaked out
and you chose the War College

23:56.086 --> 23:57.436
'cause it's safer.

23:57.566 --> 23:59.481
Glib, reductive and stupid.

23:59.612 --> 24:01.962
- Love to be analyzed like this.
- Hey, I get it.

24:02.092 --> 24:04.878
Too much freedom
at the Academy, right?

24:05.008 --> 24:06.836
Too many ancient
Bajoran scripture classes,

24:06.967 --> 24:09.926
interspecies ethics courses,
and yoga clubs.

24:13.408 --> 24:15.758
So you decided to join
the asshole factory instead.

24:15.889 --> 24:17.630
Oh, and we're done.

24:17.760 --> 24:19.196
Look, I didn't mean
you're an asshole.

24:19.327 --> 24:20.589
I'm the asshole, okay?

24:20.720 --> 24:23.592
Look, I'm sorry, but...

24:23.723 --> 24:25.289
Anything before the word "but"
is bullshit.

24:25.420 --> 24:27.466
No, no, no,
you didn't even tell me.

24:28.597 --> 24:30.164
After everything
that we've been through?

24:30.294 --> 24:31.600
Everything?

24:35.996 --> 24:37.432
Yeah.

24:37.563 --> 24:39.652
I don't know.
I kind of thought we had some...

24:40.914 --> 24:42.959
...energy between us.

24:45.222 --> 24:47.355
Was I completely wrong?

25:02.762 --> 25:04.851
Are you okay?

25:06.417 --> 25:08.332
Did I do that?

25:11.945 --> 25:14.208
Caleb, we're strangers.

25:14.338 --> 25:16.036
Oh, okay.

25:16.166 --> 25:18.125
- We are strangers.
- Mm-hmm.

25:18.255 --> 25:20.693
- We're strangers, yeah.
- You feel a certain way
about me,

25:20.823 --> 25:23.565
and you think
I feel that way, too,

25:23.696 --> 25:25.480
except I just haven't
realized it yet.

25:25.611 --> 25:27.177
And you think
if you keep barking at me,

25:27.308 --> 25:28.483
I'll eventually get there.

25:28.614 --> 25:31.530
You need all the school
you can get.

25:44.194 --> 25:47.850
If you are here,
then, congratulations.

25:47.981 --> 25:50.331
Your scores yesterday
were slightly less terrible

25:50.461 --> 25:52.551
than everyone else's.

25:52.681 --> 25:53.552
Hmm.

25:53.682 --> 25:55.466
Or your score

25:55.597 --> 25:57.947
was just plain terrible, but...

25:58.078 --> 25:59.906
you fit the Lapling costume.

26:05.215 --> 26:06.608
Congrats, Lappy.

26:06.739 --> 26:08.697
Welcome to the Calica team.

26:08.828 --> 26:10.307
Sweet. It's an honor.

26:10.438 --> 26:11.831
Yeah.

26:11.961 --> 26:13.441
- Oh...
- And we didn't forget

26:13.572 --> 26:14.964
team captain.

26:15.095 --> 26:17.401
Lythe, Reymi, you guys tied.

26:17.532 --> 26:19.229
Commander Thok wanted you
to settle it

26:19.360 --> 26:21.841
by digging each other's graves,

26:21.971 --> 26:24.670
uh, with the loser
getting their eyes plucked out

26:24.800 --> 26:26.019
by a baby Gorn.

26:26.149 --> 26:27.629
Unfortunately, we weren't able

26:27.760 --> 26:31.024
to get that cleared
by the Alumni Association.

26:31.154 --> 26:32.982
<i>Side-by-side shoot-out.</i>

26:33.113 --> 26:36.072
The winner is your captain.

26:36.203 --> 26:38.771
Computer, activate simulation.

26:38.901 --> 26:42.470
<i>Simulation is activated.</i>

26:51.566 --> 26:53.307
<i>Target one-- tie.</i>

26:53.437 --> 26:56.049
<i>Target two-- tie.</i>

26:56.179 --> 26:59.008
<i>Target three-- tie.</i>

26:59.139 --> 27:01.620
<i>Target four-- tie.</i>

27:03.447 --> 27:06.625
<i>Target five-- tie.</i>

27:07.234 --> 27:08.888
<i>- Target six-- tie.</i>
- Six to six.

27:09.018 --> 27:11.325
Boy, you two just love a tie.

27:11.455 --> 27:14.415
First one to eight takes it.

27:14.545 --> 27:16.722
<i>- Target seven-- tie.</i>
- Good focus.

27:16.852 --> 27:18.419
Making those daddy issues work
for you?

27:18.549 --> 27:20.421
What did you say,
you piece of shit?

27:21.378 --> 27:23.729
<i>Target eight-- Reymi.</i>

27:23.859 --> 27:25.731
<i>Target nine-- Reymi.</i>

27:25.861 --> 27:29.386
<i>Darem Reymi is
your new Calica captain.</i>

27:37.786 --> 27:39.701
- Darem! Darem!
- Not Darem.

27:39.832 --> 27:41.311
- Darem! Darem!
- Not Darem Reymi.

27:41.442 --> 27:43.226
- Darem! Darem!
- Who's the new Calica captain?

27:43.357 --> 27:44.924
- Darem!
- Let's hear it.
Come on, let's hear it,

27:45.054 --> 27:46.099
let's hear it,
let's hear it one more time.

27:46.229 --> 27:48.014
Darem! Darem!

27:48.144 --> 27:50.103
Let's hear it! Let's hear it!

27:50.233 --> 27:51.539
What's that supposed to be?

27:51.670 --> 27:53.976
I believe
it is a captain's chair.

27:54.107 --> 27:57.980
And I believe he is hoisted
by his whooping posse of dudes.

27:58.111 --> 28:00.026
This guy's insufferable.

28:00.156 --> 28:02.724
- Come on, let's hear it.
- Darem! Darem! Darem!

28:02.855 --> 28:04.334
Yeah, a little bit more,
come on.

28:04.465 --> 28:06.554
Darem! Darem!

28:09.905 --> 28:11.428
<i>Do you aspire</i>

28:11.559 --> 28:14.083
<i>to be the best
and brightest in the galaxy?</i>

28:18.566 --> 28:19.959
<i>Good God.</i>

28:25.616 --> 28:27.880
- Guys!
- Come on, follow us.

28:28.924 --> 28:30.578
- Where am I?
- Hey!

28:30.709 --> 28:32.580
Hey!

28:34.495 --> 28:37.150
<i>Exceed your physical...</i>

28:37.280 --> 28:38.978
<i>I don't want to bleed!</i>

28:39.108 --> 28:42.198
<i>...mental, and spiritual limits.</i>

28:43.896 --> 28:45.593
<i>Be the captain
of your own destiny...</i>

28:45.724 --> 28:47.638
<i>...at Starfleet Academy.</i>

28:47.769 --> 28:50.380
<i>Where did they find
these people?</i>

28:57.083 --> 28:58.649
Calm down.

29:00.913 --> 29:01.957
- That's funny?
- Oh, yeah.

29:02.088 --> 29:03.567
Oh, you're laughing? Yeah?

29:03.698 --> 29:04.960
- Oh, yeah, at you.
- Calm down. Calm down.

29:05.091 --> 29:05.831
Do you want something
to laugh at?

29:05.961 --> 29:07.223
Tonight, our atrium

29:07.354 --> 29:09.617
- after curfew.
- Calm down.

29:09.748 --> 29:10.705
Calica.

29:10.836 --> 29:13.142
Right. Plan for a short night.

29:13.273 --> 29:15.144
Aye aye, Captain.

29:15.275 --> 29:16.798
Bye.

29:22.935 --> 29:26.199
<i>Retinal biometrics
and trace DNA confirmed.</i>

29:26.329 --> 29:28.331
<i>Welcome, Commander Kelrec.</i>

29:28.462 --> 29:30.116
Your security's pretty serious.

29:30.246 --> 29:33.336
Well, we tried funny security,
but no one felt safe.

29:33.467 --> 29:34.642
Tea?

29:34.773 --> 29:36.513
Computer,
resume leisure protocol.

29:41.257 --> 29:44.304
It's critical
to use the proper tools.

29:44.434 --> 29:47.046
Fresh, dried leaves.

29:47.176 --> 29:49.178
Water...

29:49.309 --> 29:53.269
heated to 86.4 degrees Celsius.

29:53.922 --> 29:57.186
If one step
is handled carelessly,

29:57.317 --> 29:59.580
the result is...

30:03.236 --> 30:04.628
...a weak cup.

30:10.156 --> 30:12.245
- Cheers.
- You don't "cheers."

30:13.507 --> 30:15.509
Oh, if you must stir,

30:15.639 --> 30:17.903
uh, place the spoon
at 12 o'clock,

30:18.033 --> 30:20.122
then softly fold the liquid
back and forth

30:20.253 --> 30:22.690
12 times to six o'clock. 12...

30:24.474 --> 30:25.693
...to six.

30:25.824 --> 30:27.651
Your kids accessed our security

30:27.782 --> 30:29.828
to get that footage,
which was only possible

30:29.958 --> 30:32.134
- with an instructor's help.
- Is that an accusation?

30:32.265 --> 30:34.354
A fact.
I analyzed all the metadata.

30:34.484 --> 30:37.270
You aided and abetted
the humiliation of my cadets.

30:37.400 --> 30:39.533
We learn more from our failures
than our successes.

30:39.663 --> 30:42.623
And someone has
to teach your cadets that life

30:42.753 --> 30:44.930
and war will come at them
from all sides.

30:45.060 --> 30:47.280
Some of them came here
in cargo holds.

30:47.410 --> 30:49.586
They don't need a reminder
that life isn't fair.

30:49.717 --> 30:51.284
Apparently, they do.

30:53.721 --> 30:56.637
Put yourself
in their shoes for a sec.

30:56.767 --> 30:58.117
The "E" word.

30:59.596 --> 31:01.076
Empathy.

31:01.207 --> 31:03.252
These kids have no reason
to believe in anybody.

31:03.383 --> 31:05.211
I-I want them to believe in me,

31:05.341 --> 31:07.648
and I need them
to believe in you.

31:07.778 --> 31:10.259
Yeah, surprise.

31:10.390 --> 31:12.131
I got no problem
with kids being kids,

31:12.261 --> 31:13.741
but your putting your thumb
on the scale

31:13.872 --> 31:15.177
defeats both our purposes.

31:15.308 --> 31:16.962
Our cadets need to know

31:17.092 --> 31:20.182
that our campus is
a level playing field.

31:20.313 --> 31:22.837
I'd call you naive,
but you've got 300 years on me.

31:22.968 --> 31:25.187
352.

31:26.145 --> 31:28.277
This is only gonna get worse.

31:28.408 --> 31:29.931
Do you really want
to risk shenanigans

31:30.062 --> 31:31.759
when the oversight committee
gets here?

31:31.890 --> 31:34.675
I'm giving you a chance
to end it.

31:34.805 --> 31:36.982
Chancellor,
my cadets and I will continue

31:37.112 --> 31:39.201
to outflank, outmaneuver
and outplay yours.

31:39.332 --> 31:40.420
And then you can decide

31:40.550 --> 31:42.596
how that "E" word
is working out for you.

31:42.726 --> 31:43.771
Oh, yeah?

31:48.254 --> 31:50.125
Well...

31:50.778 --> 31:54.347
...my 12 to six
is your six to 12.

31:54.477 --> 31:56.175
So think about that.

31:58.612 --> 32:00.266
What?

32:00.396 --> 32:02.050
Based on the measurable
difference in our capabilities,

32:02.181 --> 32:04.400
- we have a 2.7% chance
of winning.
- See, see?

32:04.531 --> 32:07.099
Exactly. See? This is our chance
to prove ourselves.

32:07.229 --> 32:10.058
No, no, no, this is your chance
to prove yourselves.

32:10.189 --> 32:11.625
- Okay?
- I was about to say,
lucky we have you,

32:11.755 --> 32:12.974
my right-handed,
rule-breaking...

32:13.105 --> 32:15.194
I'm not your anything.

32:16.195 --> 32:17.544
Apparently, that's...

32:17.674 --> 32:19.502
- Premature? Mm-hmm.
- Premature.

32:19.633 --> 32:21.026
And why did you have to say
it was our atrium?

32:21.156 --> 32:22.679
I can't afford
any more service hours

32:22.810 --> 32:25.552
if I want to get out
of Starfleet this century.

32:25.682 --> 32:28.294
You were so ready to throw down
when we first met.

32:28.424 --> 32:31.775
Are you really gonna let
these idiots get away with this?

32:33.342 --> 32:34.604
Now, who's with me?

32:36.432 --> 32:37.781
Am I really the only one
that believes

32:37.912 --> 32:39.740
they need their asses handed
to them? Hmm?

32:39.870 --> 32:41.916
I'm with you!

32:42.786 --> 32:45.354
Every calculation says
that they'll keep terrorizing us

32:45.485 --> 32:46.790
if we don't rally.

32:48.183 --> 32:49.924
- Caleb?
- You're an idiot.

32:50.055 --> 32:51.230
That's a yes.

32:51.360 --> 32:53.362
Genesis?

32:54.059 --> 32:56.278
You know what kind of captain
sends his team

32:56.409 --> 32:57.627
into a slaughter?

32:59.107 --> 33:00.761
One who got there
by playing dirty.

33:02.981 --> 33:05.461
Hey, I win at all costs.

33:05.592 --> 33:07.202
I said that out loud.

33:07.333 --> 33:08.856
What'd you expect?

33:08.987 --> 33:11.163
I expected you to not use
my family shit against me.

33:12.729 --> 33:15.297
Good luck... Captain.

33:24.089 --> 33:25.568
...all-nighter
for Xenolinguistics.

33:25.699 --> 33:27.831
I'll make coffee.
We'll be fine.

33:27.962 --> 33:29.877
<i>Attention, cadets,
please exit immediately.</i>

33:30.008 --> 33:31.618
- Really?
<i>- The atrium is closed
for cleaning.</i>

33:31.748 --> 33:33.185
Ugh, this sucks.

33:36.362 --> 33:38.059
Since we don't have access

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to an actual Calica field,
this will have to do.

33:40.366 --> 33:41.584
We've divided the atrium
in half--

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your side and ours.

33:43.630 --> 33:45.110
Mascots on the risers.

33:45.240 --> 33:48.156
- Caleb, you ready?
- Yup.

33:48.287 --> 33:50.289
This'll fool the insomniac
and nocturnal cadets,

33:50.419 --> 33:53.770
but once the sun's up,
so goeth the jig.

33:53.901 --> 33:56.295
Okay, first to four points.

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Deal. And it's open season
on the mascots

33:58.819 --> 34:00.038
if they leave the target zone.

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Targets will materialize

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when any player gets within
five feet of the target zone.

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Your bleachers have been
designated the casualty box.

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A Calica computer
will monitor our gameplay.

34:09.525 --> 34:12.398
- Less talking, more humiliation.
- Granted.

34:18.273 --> 34:20.580
Maybe be careful
what you wish for.

34:23.148 --> 34:24.149
Okay.

34:25.193 --> 34:26.542
You all focus on defense.

34:26.673 --> 34:28.240
- Protect...
- I'm late.

34:29.763 --> 34:31.330
That's what it looks like.

34:31.460 --> 34:32.853
I'm a lapling.

34:32.983 --> 34:34.202
Oh, yeah.

34:34.333 --> 34:37.031
Man, I have seen tougher
Tardigrades.

34:37.162 --> 34:39.033
- Oh, my head.
- Okay, okay, the offensive plan

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- is me.
- Just you?

34:43.211 --> 34:45.083
And what happens
when that plan goes to shit?

34:45.213 --> 34:47.172
Couldn't stay away, huh?

34:47.302 --> 34:50.610
Yeah, teamwork makes
the dream work. Mm.

34:50.740 --> 34:54.788
Anyway, as I was saying,
the offensive plan is just me.

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They'll be expecting
a full-on offensive assault.

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Let's surprise them.

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Have faith in your captain.

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- You ready?
- No.

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Bring it in. Come on.

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<i>Players, take your positions.</i>

35:13.720 --> 35:16.636
<i>Mascots to the target zones.</i>

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Bring it, Mugato.

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Why don't you blow my horn,
Lapling?

35:19.639 --> 35:21.771
Whip it out, bro, whip it out.

35:21.902 --> 35:24.557
<i>Game one begins in five,</i>

35:24.687 --> 35:26.863
<i>four, three,</i>

35:26.994 --> 35:29.475
<i>two, one.</i>

35:29.605 --> 35:32.217
<i>Commence play.</i>

35:35.655 --> 35:37.004
Stay back and give me cover fire

35:37.135 --> 35:38.701
and don't let them
anywhere near Ocam.

35:38.832 --> 35:40.834
Ready? Now!

35:40.964 --> 35:43.141
What? Uh...

35:49.234 --> 35:50.626
Go, cover Ocam.

35:50.757 --> 35:51.975
Okay, okay.

35:53.238 --> 35:55.327
Let's go.

35:55.457 --> 35:57.155
- Cover us.
- Yep.

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Guys, guys, guys,

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over there, really tall,
handsome dude on the move.

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Genesis.

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Genesis!

36:08.601 --> 36:09.776
Kill him. Take him out!

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Take-- Come on,
what is wrong with you?!

36:12.257 --> 36:14.259
Behind you,
behind you, behind you.

36:14.389 --> 36:15.521
Hey, Princess.

36:19.960 --> 36:23.093
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Somebody help! Somebody help!

36:24.660 --> 36:27.141
<i>- First point to the War College.</i>
- Whoo!

36:27.794 --> 36:31.276
<i>Game two begins now.</i>

36:32.886 --> 36:35.367
A-Again, Darem?

36:38.152 --> 36:39.327
Yeah, Caleb, shoot and move!

36:39.458 --> 36:41.286
Go, go, go, go!
Shoot them all!

36:41.416 --> 36:42.635
Hunt them all!

36:42.765 --> 36:44.550
Caleb, Caleb, Caleb, Caleb!

36:44.680 --> 36:46.291
That's what I'm talking about,
Caleb.

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Seriously?

36:56.475 --> 36:57.389
<i>War College leads</i>

36:57.519 --> 36:59.304
<i>two games to zero.</i>

36:59.434 --> 37:01.306
<i>Game three begins now.</i>

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Shoot them, Sam, shoot them.

37:06.267 --> 37:09.357
Caleb, over there,
on your six...

37:11.925 --> 37:14.580
Guys, are we even trying?

37:15.798 --> 37:18.105
No, guys, why?

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<i>3-0, War College.</i>

37:20.847 --> 37:22.675
- Well played.
<i>- Match point.</i>

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Time-out.

37:24.720 --> 37:25.982
<i>One-minute time-out
called by Starfleet Academy.</i>

37:26.113 --> 37:27.027
What's our next play?

37:27.157 --> 37:29.159
Uh, I don't know.

37:29.290 --> 37:30.596
Hey. What are you doing?

37:30.726 --> 37:32.337
What are <i>you</i> doing?

37:32.467 --> 37:33.512
- Huh?
- Pull a strategy out of your ass
or stand down.

37:33.642 --> 37:35.383
Sorry. Are you the captain?

37:35.514 --> 37:37.211
Are you? No, didn't think so.

37:37.342 --> 37:40.083
Come on. Come on! Come on!

37:40.214 --> 37:42.260
<i>Resume play.</i>

37:58.667 --> 38:00.278
I like this game.

38:00.408 --> 38:02.410
<i>Foul. Prohibited strike.</i>

38:02.541 --> 38:05.370
<i>Cadet Reymi
will sit out the point.</i>

38:05.500 --> 38:08.373
- You okay?
- Mm-hmm.

38:08.503 --> 38:09.983
If we can't outmuscle them,

38:10.113 --> 38:12.333
- we outsmart 'em.
- Offense. Hey!

38:12.464 --> 38:13.900
Get physical, get after them!

38:15.684 --> 38:17.686
Okay, we need a real plan.

38:17.817 --> 38:19.601
What are you thinking?

38:24.606 --> 38:26.521
Genesis, come on!

38:26.652 --> 38:29.089
What are you doing?
I told you what to do!

38:29.219 --> 38:32.353
- Come on!
- No. I have
a different strategy.

38:32.484 --> 38:34.007
Just wait for my signal, okay?

38:34.137 --> 38:36.096
Sam, I'm gonna need you
to do something for us.

38:36.226 --> 38:37.184
Okay.

38:37.315 --> 38:40.013
<i>Players, resume positions.</i>

38:42.320 --> 38:46.324
<i>Play will continue
in three, two,</i>

38:46.454 --> 38:49.022
<i>one.</i>

38:49.152 --> 38:51.329
What are you doing
at the replicators? Move back!

38:55.811 --> 38:57.857
That's not the plan!
What are you doing?!

38:57.987 --> 38:59.467
Using our training.

38:59.598 --> 39:02.078
They can't hit
what they can't see.

39:02.949 --> 39:05.560
- The smoke's too thick.
- Hold your positions.

39:05.691 --> 39:08.215
- So much smoke.
- I can't see. I can't see.

39:08.346 --> 39:09.608
Shoot the mascot!

39:09.738 --> 39:10.957
Oh, no, they're shooting at me.

39:11.087 --> 39:12.262
Guys, they're shooting.

39:12.393 --> 39:14.134
Ocam, come on.
What are you doing, mate?

39:14.264 --> 39:17.267
- Just kidding.
- I'm not a mascot. I'm photonic.

39:17.398 --> 39:19.008
Sam.

39:20.706 --> 39:23.796
I can make myself permeable,
bitches!

39:23.926 --> 39:25.275
Hey, that's cheating.

39:25.406 --> 39:26.929
Nothing in the rulebook
about it.

39:32.892 --> 39:34.284
Hi!

39:34.415 --> 39:36.243
No. No, no, no.

39:36.374 --> 39:38.245
No, guys, guys.

39:38.376 --> 39:40.334
- Boom!
<i>- 3-1.</i>

39:40.465 --> 39:42.249
That's how you do that!

39:42.380 --> 39:44.469
<i>First point
for Starfleet Academy.</i>

39:46.688 --> 39:49.212
That was for you,
my furry little friend!

39:49.343 --> 39:52.346
I'm all up in you, baby!
Whoo!

39:52.477 --> 39:54.740
He used our own shots
to locate us in the smoke.

39:54.870 --> 39:55.828
Smart.

39:59.571 --> 40:01.964
Holy shit. We got a point!
We got a point!

40:02.095 --> 40:04.053
They found a strategy
that works--

40:04.184 --> 40:07.013
replacing you.

40:15.543 --> 40:17.806
Well, we can't pull that off
a second time,

40:17.937 --> 40:20.418
but at least
it's not a shut-out.

40:25.466 --> 40:27.947
Wait. You're... you're leaving?

40:28.077 --> 40:30.428
You're a better captain
than I am.

40:30.558 --> 40:32.081
The team's yours.

40:32.212 --> 40:35.694
What in the sweet name of Qo'noS
is this?

40:39.480 --> 40:41.700
Why is this always on my watch?

40:41.830 --> 40:43.223
You will pay!

40:43.353 --> 40:47.183
You will pay
with blood, sweat and shame!

40:47.314 --> 40:49.490
Why are none of you crying?!

40:49.621 --> 40:51.100
- I'll cry.
- Quiet!

40:51.231 --> 40:53.102
To your chancellors! Now!

40:56.062 --> 40:57.411
I got a lot of paperwork
to get through.

41:07.203 --> 41:08.988
None of you
have been paying attention.

41:09.118 --> 41:11.077
- For the record,
I've actually been paying...
- For the very last time,

41:11.207 --> 41:14.167
patience and empathy--

41:14.297 --> 41:15.603
they are not concessions.

41:15.734 --> 41:17.431
These are strat...

41:19.215 --> 41:20.173
Hello.

41:20.303 --> 41:21.435
Hi.

41:21.566 --> 41:24.090
Patience and empathy.

41:24.220 --> 41:28.268
These are strategies, tools.

41:29.138 --> 41:31.663
What... Mir?

41:31.793 --> 41:33.752
Are your pajamas covered
in little accordions?

41:33.882 --> 41:35.928
They are tiny warp cores.
You want to say something cute

41:36.058 --> 41:38.147
about it? Huh? Do ya? Do ya?

41:38.278 --> 41:42.587
You want to end this war once
and for all? Show some growth.

41:42.717 --> 41:44.502
Growth!

41:45.546 --> 41:46.765
Is anybody listening?

41:46.895 --> 41:48.157
Listening? Listening?

41:48.288 --> 41:50.508
There will be
no more after-hours

41:50.638 --> 41:52.248
shenaniganizing.
I'm putting the campus

41:52.379 --> 41:54.424
under lock and key
with biometric security.

41:54.555 --> 41:58.690
I'm sure Chancellor Kelrec
and his tea-loving eyeball...

42:02.128 --> 42:04.478
...would be flattered.

42:04.609 --> 42:07.394
Disciplinary
menial labor assignments

42:07.525 --> 42:10.092
will be posted tomorrow--
30 hours a person.

42:10.223 --> 42:12.791
- 30...
- According to Item 48.9B
in the rulebook, seven hours...

42:12.921 --> 42:14.749
Woo-hoo! 35.

42:14.880 --> 42:16.229
Any other takers?

42:16.359 --> 42:18.536
Dismissed.

42:19.885 --> 42:22.714
Out!

42:22.844 --> 42:24.672
<i>She must be pissed
if she's breaking the rules.</i>

42:24.803 --> 42:27.370
Yeah. Maybe we should have
just listened to what she said

42:27.501 --> 42:30.417
- and stuck to botany.
- Quietly now. Quiet.

42:30.548 --> 42:32.637
Quietly now.

42:32.767 --> 42:34.116
- Quietly now.
- Quiet.

42:34.247 --> 42:35.857
Quiet.

42:35.988 --> 42:37.424
It's okay.

42:37.555 --> 42:39.557
- It's okay.
- Almost there.

42:39.687 --> 42:41.080
- Almost there.
- Quietly now.

42:41.210 --> 42:42.951
- Quietly now.
- Quiet.

42:43.082 --> 42:45.693
- Quiet.
- It's okay. Almost there.

42:45.824 --> 42:47.347
- It's okay. Almost there.
- Almost there.

42:49.741 --> 42:52.221
I think the chancellor
was trying to tell us something.

42:52.352 --> 42:56.095
I know she just said
"patience" and "empathy."

42:56.225 --> 42:59.533
But she also said,
"End the war once and for all."

42:59.664 --> 43:01.491
We're gonna prank
the War College.

43:01.622 --> 43:02.841
Yeah.

43:02.971 --> 43:04.886
We're gonna prank
the War College so hard,

43:05.017 --> 43:07.846
- they'll write songs about it.
- What? Now?

43:07.976 --> 43:09.978
Yes, now. If I'm getting busted,

43:10.109 --> 43:11.806
it's going to be worth it.

43:11.937 --> 43:13.678
We're gonna take
what our chancellor taught us

43:13.808 --> 43:16.071
and wait for the right moment--
patience.

43:16.202 --> 43:19.684
And hit the War College
back on their level-- empathy.

43:19.814 --> 43:21.816
Chancellor wants
to see some growth?

43:21.947 --> 43:23.426
We're gonna show her
some growth.

43:23.557 --> 43:25.167
We're gonna be doing
disciplinary labor

43:25.298 --> 43:26.865
for the rest of our lives.

43:26.995 --> 43:29.476
This PADD is healthy
as a newborn.

43:29.607 --> 43:31.304
What's the problem? Teething?

43:31.434 --> 43:34.089
- It's not receiving
incoming messages.
- Weird.

43:38.572 --> 43:39.617
You know what?

43:39.747 --> 43:41.270
It's fine.

43:41.401 --> 43:42.750
- Uh, the problem must be
on the other end.
- Yeah.

43:42.881 --> 43:44.665
That happens.

43:44.796 --> 43:46.058
Look, kid,

43:46.188 --> 43:48.756
any message
that you have to chase down

43:48.887 --> 43:52.020
does not deserve to be read...
by you.

43:52.151 --> 43:54.109
It's fine.
You don't... It's not...

43:54.240 --> 43:55.545
It's fine.

43:55.676 --> 43:57.678
A teenager with parental issues.

43:57.809 --> 43:59.811
Never before in the universe.

43:59.941 --> 44:01.551
People are simple.

44:01.682 --> 44:04.163
They either show up for you
or they don't.

44:04.293 --> 44:07.122
- Oh, there you are, Commander.
- Not a good time.

44:07.253 --> 44:08.428
Dispensing wisdom.

44:08.558 --> 44:10.256
We were having turducken
for dinner,

44:10.386 --> 44:13.389
but now it can't exist
because you forgot

44:13.520 --> 44:15.043
to prep the replicator.

44:15.174 --> 44:16.915
I'm sorry, kitten. My bad.

44:17.045 --> 44:18.220
Are you not respecting dinner?

44:18.351 --> 44:20.745
Dinner is important.

44:20.875 --> 44:23.835
We'll go out. Chinese? Ni'Vari?

44:23.965 --> 44:26.011
French. I want coq au vin.

44:26.141 --> 44:29.579
But with krada leg
and grapok sauce.

44:29.710 --> 44:32.147
I'll make a res at Yvette's.
See?

44:32.278 --> 44:35.542
Everything is
gonna brie all right.

44:36.586 --> 44:38.023
- No.
- Goodbye, my love.

44:38.153 --> 44:39.241
Even more no.

44:41.026 --> 44:42.941
French-Klingon fusion--

44:43.071 --> 44:45.944
the cuisine
I never knew that I needed.

44:46.074 --> 44:50.122
I left a starship on the edge
of creation to be with her.

44:50.252 --> 44:52.646
That's what you call
showing up for someone.

44:52.777 --> 44:54.779
Has anyone ever done that
for you?

44:54.909 --> 44:58.696
I don't know. Maybe someone
who was furious with you?

44:58.826 --> 45:02.351
Or maybe someone
you repeatedly underestimated?

45:02.482 --> 45:05.746
Who is also your classmate named

45:05.877 --> 45:07.139
- Genesis?
- I got it, I got it.

45:07.269 --> 45:09.010
I didn't know.
I mean, you went far away.

45:09.141 --> 45:11.447
I was worried about you.

45:12.448 --> 45:15.495
So, technically, this doesn't
require violence, but...

45:15.625 --> 45:18.411
The honor of my friends
is bound to my own.

45:18.541 --> 45:20.892
- I will join you.
- All right.

45:21.022 --> 45:23.242
- This needs
to go like clockwork.
- Mm-hmm.

45:25.810 --> 45:28.682
Aah!

45:31.729 --> 45:33.382
Can I, uh...?

45:37.560 --> 45:41.869
Have I ever told you I used to
play the belaklavion as a kid?

45:42.000 --> 45:44.698
- It's a Bajoran instr...
- I know what it is.

45:44.829 --> 45:46.047
Do I care?

45:46.178 --> 45:50.182
Kids across the galaxy
were starving,

45:50.312 --> 45:51.879
and I was playing
fancy instruments.

45:52.010 --> 45:54.926
I played that thing
until my fingers bled.

45:55.056 --> 45:57.145
My mom and dad were sitting
right in the front row,

45:57.276 --> 45:59.713
and I...

45:59.844 --> 46:01.628
I missed a note.

46:03.369 --> 46:05.632
They left before
I could finish the piece.

46:05.763 --> 46:08.026
That's my family.

46:08.156 --> 46:11.203
You're either the center of
the universe or you're nothing.

46:11.333 --> 46:13.292
Mom and dad issues.

46:14.467 --> 46:15.773
Impressive.

46:15.903 --> 46:18.123
Yeah.
Had to beat you at something.

46:19.254 --> 46:20.778
Look, I...

46:20.908 --> 46:23.258
I took advantage of you
when you opened up.

46:23.389 --> 46:24.477
I'm sorry.

46:24.607 --> 46:26.914
It's a big universe.

46:27.045 --> 46:28.742
I can't expect
everyone to play fair.

46:28.873 --> 46:31.266
You had the right
to expect it here.

46:31.397 --> 46:32.746
He learned something?

46:32.877 --> 46:34.139
Mm. He didn't mean a word
of that.

46:34.269 --> 46:36.663
Shut... up... Mir.

46:41.755 --> 46:43.931
You lead...

46:44.062 --> 46:45.933
I follow.

46:46.064 --> 46:48.414
Okay.

46:49.415 --> 46:52.244
Uh, one thing, though.

46:52.374 --> 46:55.203
The knife in the ribs.

46:55.334 --> 46:58.206
Yeah. I was six.

46:58.337 --> 47:00.034
Khionians have
multiple appendixii.

47:00.165 --> 47:02.036
- Oh, wow.
- Appendixes.

47:02.167 --> 47:04.212
- Appendixes.
- Let's begin.

47:10.784 --> 47:12.090
<i>The War College dorms</i>

47:12.220 --> 47:13.439
are secured during the day.

47:13.569 --> 47:15.920
While the cadets are at class,
someone will need

47:16.050 --> 47:18.052
to disable the system
so we can get in.

47:18.183 --> 47:21.360
Where are we supposed
to find someone with clearance?

47:21.490 --> 47:25.103
Well, uh, yeah,
it's not perfect.

47:25.233 --> 47:27.670
I replicated it from memory,

47:27.801 --> 47:30.064
and I had
to guesstimate Caleb's size.

47:30.195 --> 47:31.936
- My size?
- Yeah.

47:33.285 --> 47:35.156
I'm not wearing that.

47:35.287 --> 47:36.984
Mugato, hey, what's up?

47:37.115 --> 47:38.333
<i>This part's way too techy</i>

47:38.464 --> 47:41.206
<i>for anyone else to pull off.</i>

47:41.336 --> 47:42.642
Whoo!

47:42.772 --> 47:44.035
Mugato.

47:44.165 --> 47:45.819
<i>Attention, cadets.</i>

47:45.950 --> 47:49.562
<i>Afternoon classes
will begin in five minutes.</i>

47:49.692 --> 47:51.346
<i>Kelrec teaches
battlefield resilience</i>

47:51.477 --> 47:53.609
<i>every day from 1500 to 1630.</i>

47:53.740 --> 47:55.350
<i>That is our window.</i>

47:55.481 --> 47:57.613
<i>To temporarily disable
the security system,</i>

47:57.744 --> 47:59.441
<i>you'll need
to get into his office.</i>

47:59.572 --> 48:02.618
<i>Problem is, we need his cornea,</i>

48:02.749 --> 48:05.273
<i>which is what the chancellor
was trying to tell us.</i>

48:05.404 --> 48:08.233
Chancellor Kelrec
and his tea-loving eyeball.

48:08.363 --> 48:10.626
- That's you, Darem.
- You want me
to remove Kelrec's eye?

48:10.757 --> 48:14.413
Hi. So, yeah, like you,
I originally thought

48:14.543 --> 48:17.242
that we were removing
people's eyeballs and ganglia.

48:17.372 --> 48:20.593
But it turns out, pranks
aren't meant to draw blood.

48:20.723 --> 48:21.594
Got it.

48:21.724 --> 48:24.379
Sir? Sir?

48:25.990 --> 48:29.036
I want to apologize
for the illicit game of Calica.

48:29.167 --> 48:31.473
This is a Khionian tradition.

48:31.604 --> 48:32.605
You're not familiar

48:32.735 --> 48:34.128
because you've never met
a Khionian before,

48:34.259 --> 48:36.000
- but we do this all the time.
- Oh.

48:36.130 --> 48:39.090
I offer you my deep remorse.

48:39.220 --> 48:41.135
- That's quite enough, Cadet.
- Please don't deny this

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culturally sensitive moment,
Chancellor Kelrec.

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Thank you, sir.

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<i>With that polymer DNA imprint,</i>

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<i>I can code the programmable
biometric gel</i>

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<i>to replicate any one
of Kelrec's body parts.</i>

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<i>Retinal biometrics
and trace DNA confirmed.</i>

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- Yes.
<i>- Welcome, Commander Kelrec.</i>

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<i>So, once in, I'll override</i>

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the security grid
so it shuts off,

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<i>but it'll only last 60 seconds.</i>

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We're gonna need someone fast
to deliver the packages

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<i>while the cadets are at class.</i>

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It's go time.

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<i>And I'll deliver the gifts</i>

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and be out in under a minute,
like Santa.

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<i>Oh, I almost forgot
to mention, I juiced</i>

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the growth accelerant.

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Nahla's plants were a little
too cute for our purpose.

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<i>You'll see.</i>

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<i>Once the security system
comes back on line,</i>

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<i>you'll need to haul ass</i>

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<i>and make sure
you don't get caught.</i>

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Hi, Caleb.

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Where you running off to?

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Caleb? Who-Who's Caleb?

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And you should be in class,
young lady.

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- You should be ashamed
of yourself.
- Just stop.

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Okay? I can sense you

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through this ridiculous outfit.

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Can we talk?

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Do we have to?

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I'm sorry I didn't tell you
when I chose the War College.

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I should have. I owed you that.

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I just...

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I didn't know how.

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- You make me feel...
- Amazing?

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Exhilarated? Nuts?

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Out of control.

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I'm not like other Betazoids.

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Back home
I was able to manage it.

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Now that I have the freedom
to go where I want

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and be who I want,
that freedom...

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...it cost me something.

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I think I'm getting the picture.

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I didn't choose the War College
'cause of you.

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I chose it so I can
finally learn the discipline

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of being in control of myself.

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Okay, this place,
it's-it's who I am.

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- I mean, it's who I have to be.
- Oh, come on.

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You're no more "this place"
than I'm the Academy.

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Okay? Please don't fall
for this "us versus them" shit.

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You're the one who's angry

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'cause I didn't choose
your team.

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You're at the Academy now,
and you need

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everyone to pick it with you
because...

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you don't have the guts
to face your own choice.

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I didn't choose anything.

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It was either this or prison.

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Okay? And I'm-I'm not...

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What are you...?

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You're fighting yourself
so hard.

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Convincing yourself not to care
about this place...

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these people.

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But I could feel you
during the game, Caleb.

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I can feel it now.

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This is the first time
you've felt part of a group.

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And you like it.

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But you're afraid
they'll let you down.

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Control is...

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...overrated.

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I win.

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- This isn't over.
- Mm-hmm, that's for sure.

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Hey!

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Hey! Mr. Mugato.

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Over here, come on.

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Come on.

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No running in the hallways.

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No running in the hallways!

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- Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on.
- Ah!

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Thought you might
need to be rescued.

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The geniuses left
their transporter module

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in our changing room.

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Not bad.

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How'd you find it?

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Because I'm
an all-seeing genius.

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Chancellor assigned me
lavatory duty.

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Damn it, she's good.

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No running in the stairwell.

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<i>Then all we have to do
is wait until sunrise and...</i>

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Kyle, come on.

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I'm going to kill
whoever did this.

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I am going to literally
rip them to shreds!

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Kyle, come on, I'm going
to kill whoever did this.

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Kyle, come on, I'm going to kill
whoever did this.

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What the hell is going on?

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What the hell is going on?

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- What are these things?!
- Get outside!

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Get outside!

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Oh!

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Good morning.

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Is the War College doing
primal scream therapy now?

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We are going to rip
those weeds out and shove them

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so far down your throat,
you're gonna shit chlorophyll.

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You will not.

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Fall in.

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The Vitus Reflux
is a protected species

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under Starfleet regulation
286.3.

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286.4, actually.

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Unless I'm mistaken,

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it says disturbing the plant
before it reaches adulthood

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is a, a crime.

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Maturation takes longer

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if those plants
sense any stress,

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so keep calm if you can.

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Oh, and it helps

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to talk to them with patience.

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And empathy.

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Oh.

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Oversight committee
has arrived, Chancellor.

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Oh.

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They'll be inspecting
dorm rooms, too,

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so you might want
to try and, you know...

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tidy up.

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Shall we?

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I yield.

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The victory is yours.

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I commend your cadets
for their efforts.

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And I yours.

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They learned from the best.

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The best? The best?

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Later, guys.

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Good luck.

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<i>It was you, wasn't it?</i>

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You were one of the cadets
who transported the first years

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to the roof all those years ago.

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What was that word you used?

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Legendary?

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You've been dropping hints

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since the War College
first hit us.

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Empathy plants,
Kelrec's eyeball.

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You even said,
"Show me some growth."

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- I know.
- And then you made us think it was our idea.

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Why didn't you just tell us?

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And let you cheat? Like Kelrec?

56:22.770 --> 56:24.468
Half the fun was seeing
if you'd all actually do it,

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and you did.

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You executed it
with exceptional brilliance

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and grace.

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- Sort of.
- Man,

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why does everything have to be
a full-on lesson in this place?

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'Cause it's a school, Caleb.

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And it's how we were taught.

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The War College teaches
its cadets to fight battles.

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I'm teaching you to end wars.

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To learn the patience
to formulate a true strategy

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and the empathy
to understand your opponents

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so you can disarm them.

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That's what Starfleet
needs to be again.

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And leading through fear alone
makes that impossible.

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So, like, what would you say
to someone

57:16.520 --> 57:21.089
who just keeps choosing fear?

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I literally am asking
for a friend.

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It isn't on you
to control anyone but yourself.

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Wow.

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Hard lesson.

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But not all opponents
are enemies.

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And the more you play,
the more they help you

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live up to your potential.

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Maybe you could do that
for your friend.

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Maybe.

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We'll see.

58:28.592 --> 58:30.681
Did you have this all gamed

58:30.811 --> 58:32.900
when I first came
into your office?

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Not really.

58:34.728 --> 58:37.296
But when you doubled down
on the plant analogies,

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it all came together.

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I would have thanked you,

58:41.518 --> 58:45.478
but I figured you'd need
plausible deniability

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if the oversight committee
ever found out

58:48.525 --> 58:52.137
the new chancellor
had shenanned.

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I... appreciate it.

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I knew you were doing your job.

59:04.236 --> 59:06.847
And you were doing yours.

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I'll admit I couldn't see that.

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I should have trusted it.

59:11.330 --> 59:13.854
I'm going to meditate on trust.

59:13.985 --> 59:16.074
What do you usually meditate on?

59:16.204 --> 59:17.597
Decapitation.

59:22.602 --> 59:24.517
<i>Dear Mother and Father...</i>

59:25.170 --> 59:28.173
<i>Academy training
remains rigorous, as expected.</i>

59:29.870 --> 59:32.917
<i>What I hadn't anticipated
and am coming to appreciate</i>

59:33.047 --> 59:35.180
<i>are the lessons in leadership</i>

59:35.310 --> 59:37.399
<i>that I could've never received
anywhere else.</i>

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I think that one's mine.

59:42.840 --> 59:44.276
Aye, Captain.

59:45.320 --> 59:46.844
<i>It's fascinating, really,</i>

59:46.974 --> 59:49.586
<i>to be a part of a community
where excellence</i>

59:49.716 --> 59:51.544
<i>is prized and rewarded</i>

59:51.675 --> 59:55.113
<i>but not to the detriment
of its individual members.</i>

59:55.243 --> 59:58.116
<i>One can lead and be led</i>

59:58.246 --> 01:00:00.727
<i>with empathy, patience.</i>

01:00:00.858 --> 01:00:04.209
<i>And not just for others
but for oneself as well.</i>

01:00:04.339 --> 01:00:05.906
Aye, Captain.

01:00:06.037 --> 01:00:08.126
<i>I never knew
such a thing was possible.</i>

01:00:14.262 --> 01:00:19.920
<i>Perhaps this is what friendship
and family are meant to be.</i>

01:00:20.573 --> 01:00:23.141
<i>Perhaps this is
who I am meant to be.</i>

01:00:37.503 --> 01:00:38.939
Heads up.

01:00:43.857 --> 01:00:45.816
Welcome to the team.

01:01:07.185 --> 01:01:08.490
It's perfect.

01:01:11.232 --> 01:01:13.234
Check this guy out.

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