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Wilee.
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Shit.
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I can't work in an office.
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I don't like wearing suits.
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I like to ride.
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Fixed gear,
steel frame, no brakes.
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The bike cannot coast.
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The pedals never stop turning.
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Can't stop.
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Don't want to either.
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There are 1.500
bike messengers
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on the street in New York City.
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You can e-mail it,
FedEx it, fax it, scan it,
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but when none of
that shit works
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and this thing has to be
at that place by this time,
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you need us.
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Some of us get killed out here.
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Pedestrians are a menace.
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Cabs are killers.
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One time or another
we all get hit.
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Sometimes we gotta hit back.
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If you're not gonna use it,
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I guess you don't need it.
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My mirror!
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And we stick together,
'cause most people
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just wish
we'd get off the street.
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"Go get a haircut. Take a shower.
Get out of the way."
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Stop!
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Pay heed!
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They have no idea why anyone
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would risk their lives
in a death maze
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for 80 bucks on a good day.
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But if you're out here
thinking about the money,
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you're not gonna
be around to spend it.
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Hey!
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Hey, it's Vanessa.
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Leave me a message
and I'll call you back.
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'Kay, I'm actually
leaving a voice mail now.
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This is demeaning.
Why won't you call me?
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Hey.
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Samantha Harris, TVM?
Yep.
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And sign here, please.
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You need a number, too?
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You got a pickup for me?
You already got it.
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Positive I did not.
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No, someone from your company.
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What'd he look like?
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He was prettier than me.
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Whoo!
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Hey, watch your back.
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Manny's office, this is Manny.
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Dude, you jumped my route?
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I had a drop-off. It was
sitting right there, man.
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Dude, but that's my tag.
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Then how come it's in my bag?
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I'm coming to get it.
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Wasting your time, man.
I'm almost there already.
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Well, I'm right behind you.
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Yo, it isn't yours, it's mine now.
Like your girlfriend.
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Oh, I'm getting worried, dude.
Real concerned.
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It's been a couple of days.
Manny's a gentleman,
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but Manny's got appetites.
Click!
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Asshole.
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No, no, no, sweetheart. Think
Gandhi, not Sitting Bull. Boom!
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Yes, I'm already on it.
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Sweetheart, I gotta go.
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Security Courier.
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Uh-huh. Get line two a 20 on Squid.
Got it.
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I'm right here.
Goddamn radio got run over.
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Raj. What the hell, man.
Manny jumped my route?
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Is it so?
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Yes, it's so. You shouldn't
try to be Zen, dude.
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You're wearing a gold chain.
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Ah, Tito, my midtown monster,
slow and steady comes in last.
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You get passed
by a hot dog cart today?
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The pedals turn, Raj. Not just the
left one, but the right one, too.
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I have no idea
what he's talking about.
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The words he says,
they don't go together
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to create meaning
in a traditional sense,
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but I believe it is profound.
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Hey, I'm light.
You got anything else today?
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I need another job.
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Ah, the pedals turn,
my friend, the pedals turn.
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That doesn't mean anything.
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Ah, well, Tito said it, not me.
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No hello?
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Hey, Vanessa,
I hope you're gonna fix
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that wheel and
get back out there.
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Yep.
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Why didn't you call me back?
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I don't have
anything else to say.
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Okay, I know you're not
about to kiss me right now.
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Why? You don't want me to?
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My hand to God, I don't.
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Then why did
your back just arch?
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It did not.
Yes, it did.
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Nope.
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Like it always does.
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See, you did it again.
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Stop!
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Really? Come on.
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No.
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Okay. Ride safe.
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Security Courier.
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Yo, Nima, what's up?
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Yeah, he's here.
Where we going?
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Okay.
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Okay. All right.
Great. Got it.
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Wilee, you're in luck.
Your alma mater summons.
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116th Street entrance, law school
main office, drop is in Chinatown.
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I need you south of Pell in 90 minutes.
Let's go.
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You're getting 50 for that run at least.
Give me 40.
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Forget it. Tito.
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Never mind.
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Marco. Polo. I got a nice
long run for you guys.
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Can't do it.
Why not?
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Gotta get hammered.
Fair enough.
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Come on, man.
I'm tired, I'm hungry,
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my day is taking a turn for
the shitty, give me the 40.
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I'll give you 30. Don't screw it up.
It's premium rush.
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Hey, Wilee.
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You and me, man!
Central Park. Just one lap.
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Straight up bicycle race.
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No whale riding, no bumper surfing,
none-a your alleycat bullshit.
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I'll kick your ass, man.
Have you seen my thighs?
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Have you seen my thighs?
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What do you want?
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So you into Spandex now?
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On your right!
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God, can you forget about Manny?
He's just helping me move.
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Move?
What, you guys are moving?
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No, I'm moving, she's staying.
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Why?
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I don't wanna talk about it. She
wants me out by the end of the day.
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What, did you get
into a fight with her, too?
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I'll call you back.
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Shit.
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Hey, walk that thing!
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Wilee? Oh, it is you.
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Hey, man.
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Hey, what you been up to, man?
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You know, running
reds, killing peds.
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I heard you never took the bar.
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It's on my list.
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Don't stress about it.
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Hey, they say if you snort
some Ritalin, it's a cakewalk.
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Sage advice, Mr. Hand.
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Oh.
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Hey, Nima. They didn't tell me
it was you who called. That it?
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It must be there by 7:00.
Deliver only to Sister Chen.
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Where am I going?
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Chinatown. 147, Doyers. Is
that going to be difficult?
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Would be for some.
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It's a tiny street,
very hard to see...
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I'll find it.
Time is now, uh, 5:33.
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Sign here and print your
name under it, please.
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You okay?
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I heard you got,
uh, roommate troubles.
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I feel bad,
I kinda hooked you guys up.
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Deliver only to Sister Chen.
It must be there by 7:00.
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It's extremely important.
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Always is.
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Gonna need the envelope.
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Thanks. Have a nice day.
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Hey!
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Oh, hey, there you are.
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Hey!
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Hey, excuse me, messenger guy.
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That envelope you picked up,
I gotta ask for it back.
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Who are you?
Forrest J. Ackerman.
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Head of campus security. The
woman who gave you the envelope,
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she's not authorized
to use the school account.
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It's an internal matter I've been investigating.
Not your problem.
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Can I have
the envelope, please?
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Yeah, the thing is, once it goes in
the bag, it's gotta stay in the bag
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unless I hear
from a dispatcher.
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Fine. Call him. I'll talk to him.
I got the receipt right here.
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Nima gave that to you?
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Who?
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Nima.
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You don't know the name of the
woman you're, um, investigating?
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Oh, yeah.
Nima, right. I'm sorry,
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I couldn't hear you.
Your mouth was full.
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Thing is, man,
company I work for,
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it's called
"Security Courier."
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The "Security" part means that
once people give us their shit,
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we don't just hand it out to random
strangers on the street, so...
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Listen, I just spent $7 on
this delicious urban food log,
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so if you'd step aside and
let me eat, that'd be great.
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What's your name?
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Wilee.
Wilee.
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Wile E? Like the coyote?
Mmm-hmm.
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That's cute.
Thanks.
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You got a real name?
A girlfriend?
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Family? People who give a
shit if they see you again?
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Who are you, man?
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I'm the guy
you don't fuck with.
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Hold my log.
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Hey!
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Have a nice day, douche bag!
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Okay.
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I just wanted
to say I was sorry.
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That thing was important to me.
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Maybe that doesn't
mean shit to you...
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No, it means something to me.
I just forgot, that's all.
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Okay, I get it.
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Look, this is three sorrys now.
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It's actually only two.
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Well, you hung up on one
of 'em, so that's on you.
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I don't get it.
Honestly? Watch it!
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Whoa!
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Excuse me.
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I just don't get it.
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I mean, you have opportunity and all
that brain and you throw it away.
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Look, why are we
having this conversation?
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You get it.
You ride like I do.
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No, I ride,
but not like you, Wilee.
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I put a brake
on my bike and I use it.
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Yeah, and that brake's gonna get you killed.
You should get rid of that.
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The worst shit that ever happened
to me happened when I had a brake.
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Brakes are death.
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You know what? That thing you
say, it's not as cute anymore.
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You could have
any job you want.
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When I see a guy in a gray
business suit, my age,
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makes my balls
shrivel up into my abdomen.
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Whatever.
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Hi, Alonzo.
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We get paid to ride. What
could be better than that?
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Do you know why I ride?
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Because I hate
waiting tables. Thank you.
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Look, I'm sorry that I didn't
come to your school thing.
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But what do you want me
to do about it right now?
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My "school thing"?
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It was graduation and you
blew it off for a race.
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Look, I know it took me
eight years to get my degree,
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but I'm gonna get a decent job
and sit behind a desk all day.
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I don't need anyone in my life
telling me that it's meaningless
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'cause it means
something to me.
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And I need to know
that I can count on you.
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Hello?
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I gotta go.
Of course you do.
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I'm gonna call you back.
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Hey, what?
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Douche bag? What the hell's
the matter with you?
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Come on, son, this is silly.
You're gonna skin your knee.
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Oh, I think I'll be all right.
Thank you, though.
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Just pull over, right up here.
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Come on.
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You're a very uncooperative
guy, you know that?
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Come on, give it to me!
No!
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You take care now!
00:14:43.571 --> 00:14:44.831 align:center
Oh, shit!
00:15:16.271 --> 00:15:17.491 align:center
Whoa! Ah!
00:15:19.607 --> 00:15:20.737 align:center
Shit.
00:15:22.944 --> 00:15:25.314 align:center
I'm chasing a bicycle.
00:15:55.343 --> 00:15:56.673 align:center
Jesus.
00:16:28.042 --> 00:16:29.332 align:center
Ah, tricky.
00:16:32.313 --> 00:16:34.073 align:center
You moron!
You're right!
00:16:34.148 --> 00:16:35.208 align:center
You maniac!
00:16:35.283 --> 00:16:36.303 align:center
Sorry! My fault!
00:16:39.654 --> 00:16:42.024 align:center
Hey! Give me the envelope!
00:16:42.457 --> 00:16:43.517 align:center
What?
00:16:43.591 --> 00:16:44.991 align:center
You can hear me,
you little shit.
00:16:45.059 --> 00:16:46.429 align:center
Sorry, I can't hear you!
00:16:46.494 --> 00:16:48.824 align:center
Ah, what's it to you?
Come on!
00:16:50.198 --> 00:16:52.968 align:center
Give me the goddamn envelope!
00:16:53.434 --> 00:16:55.234 align:center
Oh, that? No.
00:17:02.243 --> 00:17:04.003 align:center
No, no, no.
00:17:10.151 --> 00:17:12.981 align:center
I just wish they wouldn't ride
on the sidewalk, you know?
00:17:13.054 --> 00:17:15.074 align:center
I mean, look, I understand
you've got a job to do.
00:17:15.323 --> 00:17:16.953 align:center
Whoa! Oh!
00:17:17.025 --> 00:17:18.325 align:center
Excuse me!
00:17:23.598 --> 00:17:24.628 align:center
Ah!
00:17:27.035 --> 00:17:28.835 align:center
Whoa!
Hey, hey!
00:17:28.903 --> 00:17:30.893 align:center
Hey, hey, hey! Slow down!
00:17:37.845 --> 00:17:40.375 align:center
Now, see? I told you this
wouldn't end well for you.
00:17:41.382 --> 00:17:42.672 align:center
Huh?
00:17:43.618 --> 00:17:45.058 align:center
Where'd you go?
00:17:46.721 --> 00:17:47.741 align:center
Hey!
00:17:48.222 --> 00:17:49.452 align:center
Come here!
00:17:53.861 --> 00:17:55.621 align:center
Yo! Hey!
Whoa.
00:18:00.401 --> 00:18:01.991 align:center
Yo, you crazy?
00:18:02.804 --> 00:18:05.674 align:center
NYPD! I wanna talk
to you for a minute!
00:18:05.740 --> 00:18:06.970 align:center
Great.
00:18:08.810 --> 00:18:10.370 align:center
Hey! Pull over!
00:18:13.581 --> 00:18:14.671 align:center
Hey!
Ah!
00:18:17.318 --> 00:18:19.188 align:center
Delinquent scum!
00:18:21.389 --> 00:18:22.949 align:center
Red shirt on the bicycle!
00:18:23.157 --> 00:18:24.597 align:center
NYPD!
00:18:26.427 --> 00:18:29.297 align:center
You just caused an accident back there!
Pull over!
00:18:31.699 --> 00:18:32.859 align:center
Come on.
00:18:46.080 --> 00:18:47.070 align:center
Oh, shit!
00:19:01.129 --> 00:19:02.289 align:center
My baby!
00:19:30.858 --> 00:19:32.088 align:center
Shit.
00:19:33.094 --> 00:19:34.454 align:center
You little shit.
00:19:41.703 --> 00:19:43.173 align:center
Thanks for
helping me with this.
00:19:43.237 --> 00:19:44.637 align:center
You know
I'm always there for you.
00:19:44.706 --> 00:19:47.976 align:center
Well, I couldn't have done
it on my own, so thanks.
00:19:48.409 --> 00:19:50.879 align:center
Look, it's none of my business,
00:19:50.945 --> 00:19:52.875 align:center
but, um, you know you saved
yourself a lot of heartache
00:19:52.947 --> 00:19:54.477 align:center
breaking up
with the Coyote Man.
00:19:54.549 --> 00:19:56.779 align:center
I mean, seriously,
you know, he's crazy.
00:19:56.984 --> 00:19:58.884 align:center
And it's not like he's some
great cyclist or something.
00:19:58.953 --> 00:20:02.943 align:center
I mean, he's just got a death wish, that's all.
That's no skill.
00:20:08.362 --> 00:20:09.762 align:center
Only reason
he beats me in alleycats
00:20:09.831 --> 00:20:11.421 align:center
is 'cause the man
got a mental instability.
00:20:11.499 --> 00:20:12.939 align:center
I mean,
all that fixie bullshit.
00:20:13.000 --> 00:20:14.600 align:center
You know,
the no brakes, no gears.
00:20:14.869 --> 00:20:15.999 align:center
That's ridiculous.
00:20:16.070 --> 00:20:17.170 align:center
Yeah, I hear ya.
00:20:17.238 --> 00:20:20.038 align:center
Look, think about it, okay?
00:20:20.308 --> 00:20:22.468 align:center
He's broke his
left collarbone twice.
00:20:22.543 --> 00:20:24.633 align:center
Got a couple concussions,
a pin in his wrist.
00:20:24.712 --> 00:20:27.802 align:center
That's when he was doing all that trick stuff.
He's not into that anymore.
00:20:27.915 --> 00:20:32.015 align:center
Okay, sure, but the way he rides, hmm?
What does that tell you?
00:20:32.420 --> 00:20:34.220 align:center
How much he loves it, I guess.
00:20:34.722 --> 00:20:37.212 align:center
Then he's got him some
confused priorities, babe.
00:20:42.930 --> 00:20:44.270 align:center
Whoa.
00:20:44.332 --> 00:20:46.522 align:center
Yeah. No, Manny.
00:20:49.437 --> 00:20:52.967 align:center
Hey, uh, my roommate's in some kind of
trouble and she won't text me back.
00:20:53.040 --> 00:20:56.950 align:center
Can you just drop me off over on Broadway?
Please? I gotta go find her.
00:20:57.011 --> 00:20:58.101 align:center
Okay, okay. Okay.
00:20:58.179 --> 00:20:59.209 align:center
Thanks.
00:21:14.962 --> 00:21:16.192 align:center
Jesus.
00:21:16.798 --> 00:21:18.068 align:center
Shit.
00:21:22.103 --> 00:21:23.533 align:center
This douche bag tried to...
00:21:23.604 --> 00:21:24.964 align:center
I can hear you.
00:21:25.039 --> 00:21:27.009 align:center
Sorry. Uh...
00:21:27.074 --> 00:21:29.374 align:center
Guy tried to rob me
and run me over with his car.
00:21:29.443 --> 00:21:30.913 align:center
Are you injured?
No.
00:21:30.978 --> 00:21:32.178 align:center
You wanna file a complaint?
00:21:32.246 --> 00:21:33.376 align:center
No, I want him arrested.
00:21:33.447 --> 00:21:35.647 align:center
It's like attempted vehicular
manslaughter, or whatever.
00:21:35.650 --> 00:21:36.750 align:center
Is it, Your Honor?
Have a seat,
00:21:36.818 --> 00:21:38.148 align:center
someone will be right out to
take your statement.
00:21:38.219 --> 00:21:40.419 align:center
I also have a picture
of his license plate number.
00:21:40.488 --> 00:21:42.718 align:center
That's fantastic. Have a seat,
someone will be right with you.
00:21:42.790 --> 00:21:45.030 align:center
Thank you for your concern.
00:22:08.115 --> 00:22:09.605 align:center
Holy moly.
00:22:10.952 --> 00:22:12.412 align:center
Hey. What do ya know?
00:22:13.020 --> 00:22:15.390 align:center
Detective Monday graces us
with his presence.
00:22:15.456 --> 00:22:16.756 align:center
Yeah. I'm sorry I'm late.
00:22:16.858 --> 00:22:19.018 align:center
Your wife had a lot
of unusual requests.
00:22:19.093 --> 00:22:20.283 align:center
Yeah? She still
got that rash?
00:22:20.361 --> 00:22:21.521 align:center
Mmm. Yeah.
I worked around it.
00:22:23.764 --> 00:22:24.994 align:center
What's the matter
with your face, Monday?
00:22:25.099 --> 00:22:26.869 align:center
Goddamn tooth
went abscess on me,
00:22:26.934 --> 00:22:28.864 align:center
vicious little bastard.
I go to the dentist,
00:22:28.936 --> 00:22:31.596 align:center
son of a bitch got me in the
waiting room an hour and a half.
00:22:31.672 --> 00:22:33.692 align:center
Finally, he sits me in the
chair, takes one look at it...
00:22:33.774 --> 00:22:37.674 align:center
Yanks it right out of my head. Can you believe it?
Yeah, that's why I'm late.
00:22:58.900 --> 00:23:00.200 align:center
Oh, yeah.
00:23:05.339 --> 00:23:07.509 align:center
Yeah. Got you now, sucker.
00:23:09.243 --> 00:23:10.543 align:center
Monster hand, monster hand.
00:23:13.447 --> 00:23:14.507 align:center
Jesus, you're kidding me!
00:23:14.849 --> 00:23:17.909 align:center
Goddamn shit! No!
00:23:18.085 --> 00:23:21.355 align:center
Next time better luck, Bobby, huh?
Not bad hand, not bad hand.
00:23:21.455 --> 00:23:22.475 align:center
Almost, Bobby.
00:23:26.427 --> 00:23:27.897 align:center
Everything okay, Bobby?
00:23:27.995 --> 00:23:30.465 align:center
Oh, it's great. I just
gotta get to work is all.
00:23:30.531 --> 00:23:32.261 align:center
Same old, same old.
00:23:32.566 --> 00:23:35.096 align:center
Mr. Monday, Mr. Sunday.
00:23:38.205 --> 00:23:39.395 align:center
Rebuy.
00:23:42.410 --> 00:23:44.080 align:center
Hello? Rebuy.
00:23:52.019 --> 00:23:53.739 align:center
Let me get you a Coke, Bobby.
No, thank you.
00:23:53.754 --> 00:23:55.234 align:center
I need five grand.
What's the problem?
00:23:55.289 --> 00:23:56.729 align:center
It's up to 17.
00:23:56.791 --> 00:23:58.381 align:center
Which happens
to be my lucky number.
00:23:58.459 --> 00:24:01.159 align:center
This isn't your game, man. Anglos
don't have the math for Pai Gow.
00:24:01.228 --> 00:24:02.258 align:center
Mr. Lin thinks...
00:24:02.330 --> 00:24:03.730 align:center
What does Mr. Lin think?
00:24:03.798 --> 00:24:06.398 align:center
Huh? He can't get shut down 'cause
a cop owes him a few dollars?
00:24:06.467 --> 00:24:07.697 align:center
Come on, you don't
wanna talk like that.
00:24:07.768 --> 00:24:08.968 align:center
72nd Street.
Brooklyn Players.
00:24:09.036 --> 00:24:10.436 align:center
They all went down eventually.
00:24:10.504 --> 00:24:12.134 align:center
They all go down, Charlie Chan.
00:24:12.206 --> 00:24:13.296 align:center
Maybe you need to go
get some fresh air.
00:24:13.374 --> 00:24:15.304 align:center
You take a walk in the park!
00:24:15.376 --> 00:24:16.536 align:center
I want a rebuy!
00:24:21.782 --> 00:24:24.252 align:center
Sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry.
00:24:24.318 --> 00:24:25.518 align:center
Sorry.
00:24:25.586 --> 00:24:27.556 align:center
Look, if you really
need cash...
00:24:27.788 --> 00:24:28.948 align:center
I shouldn't be
telling you this.
00:24:29.023 --> 00:24:30.143 align:center
What?
00:24:30.257 --> 00:24:32.057 align:center
You know that bitch snakehead
my sister works for?
00:24:32.126 --> 00:24:33.146 align:center
Yeah.
00:24:33.227 --> 00:24:34.217 align:center
She said they got
a serious ticket
00:24:34.295 --> 00:24:36.555 align:center
coming down from a hawaladar
in Morningside, tonight.
00:24:37.365 --> 00:24:38.695 align:center
Mmm. How much is it worth?
00:24:38.766 --> 00:24:39.786 align:center
Fifty grand.
00:24:39.867 --> 00:24:41.837 align:center
And that ticket
is as good as cash.
00:24:41.902 --> 00:24:43.692 align:center
If you get a hold of that
thing and bring it here,
00:24:43.771 --> 00:24:45.701 align:center
your money problems
with us are over.
00:24:45.773 --> 00:24:49.073 align:center
Maybe I take a little finder's
fee, let's just say a third.
00:24:49.143 --> 00:24:51.803 align:center
Mr. Lin gets the rest,
and you're even.
00:24:52.713 --> 00:24:55.473 align:center
What do I look like, a
change-snatcher to you? I'm a cop.
00:24:55.549 --> 00:24:57.649 align:center
I look like a purse-pincher,
a goddamn mugger?
00:24:57.718 --> 00:24:59.778 align:center
I'm just trying
to help you out.
00:24:59.854 --> 00:25:02.284 align:center
You don't wanna do that,
then be a big boy,
00:25:02.356 --> 00:25:04.756 align:center
go to the Shy,
borrow what you gotta borrow.
00:25:04.825 --> 00:25:07.055 align:center
Mr. Lin gets his 17,
you're right back in.
00:25:07.128 --> 00:25:08.328 align:center
Yeah.
00:25:13.434 --> 00:25:15.024 align:center
What's the vig?
Twenty points.
00:25:15.102 --> 00:25:16.122 align:center
That's ridiculous.
00:25:16.203 --> 00:25:17.193 align:center
Don't take it.
00:25:17.271 --> 00:25:18.701 align:center
From our friends in Ozone Park?
00:25:18.773 --> 00:25:20.133 align:center
You wish.
00:25:20.207 --> 00:25:21.677 align:center
Brighton Beach.
Ah, shit.
00:25:21.742 --> 00:25:23.762 align:center
Seriously, don't take it.
00:25:25.579 --> 00:25:26.879 align:center
Give it to me.
00:25:38.325 --> 00:25:40.155 align:center
Hey, where you going?
00:25:49.303 --> 00:25:50.533 align:center
He took it across the street.
00:25:50.604 --> 00:25:51.794 align:center
I have now seen it all.
00:25:51.906 --> 00:25:53.566 align:center
Look at that sick bastard.
00:26:11.492 --> 00:26:12.722 align:center
Come on.
00:26:13.828 --> 00:26:16.268 align:center
Yeah, come on, come on.
00:26:17.331 --> 00:26:19.391 align:center
Are you sure you want
to put that all in one hand?
00:26:19.467 --> 00:26:20.957 align:center
Yeah, I'm sure.
00:26:22.236 --> 00:26:23.466 align:center
Come on.
00:26:23.537 --> 00:26:25.127 align:center
This is the one.
00:26:26.006 --> 00:26:27.496 align:center
Let's see, what do we got here?
00:26:27.575 --> 00:26:29.045 align:center
What do we got?
Ah, nah, nah, nah.
00:26:29.110 --> 00:26:31.640 align:center
Keep your eyes to yourself,
all right, buddy?
00:26:31.812 --> 00:26:33.372 align:center
I'm not done.
00:26:33.581 --> 00:26:35.601 align:center
Six plus seven is shit!
00:26:35.683 --> 00:26:37.013 align:center
Six plus five is shit.
00:26:37.084 --> 00:26:40.214 align:center
Eight plus five is six...
Is seven... Is shit.
00:26:40.287 --> 00:26:43.087 align:center
It's all shit,
no matter how you add it up.
00:26:46.760 --> 00:26:47.930 align:center
Yeah.
00:26:48.596 --> 00:26:50.536 align:center
Whatever, whatever.
Thanks a lot.
00:26:57.338 --> 00:26:58.538 align:center
That a Chinese phone book?
00:26:58.606 --> 00:26:59.736 align:center
Yeah.
00:27:02.209 --> 00:27:03.739 align:center
Don't stop yet.
00:27:04.979 --> 00:27:05.969 align:center
Why, you getting tired?
00:27:06.046 --> 00:27:08.576 align:center
Hey, wait a minute.
Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:27:12.620 --> 00:27:13.850 align:center
Tired, my ass.
00:27:23.464 --> 00:27:25.024 align:center
What... That...
00:27:26.333 --> 00:27:29.423 align:center
That's my tooth!
You piece of shit!
00:27:29.503 --> 00:27:31.493 align:center
I said nothing permanent!
00:27:32.173 --> 00:27:34.263 align:center
Hey, I'm talking to you!
Get over here!
00:27:34.808 --> 00:27:37.338 align:center
There are goddamn rules
about this shit!
00:27:37.411 --> 00:27:39.271 align:center
Okay? You think
it doesn't apply?
00:27:39.346 --> 00:27:41.286 align:center
I'll take a lump
or two if I cross the line,
00:27:41.348 --> 00:27:43.268 align:center
but you think I'm gonna
grow new teeth at my age?
00:27:43.551 --> 00:27:44.571 align:center
Mr. Lin...
00:27:44.652 --> 00:27:45.642 align:center
Mr. Lin!
00:27:45.719 --> 00:27:46.919 align:center
Hey!
00:27:47.721 --> 00:27:49.741 align:center
What? Is Mr. Lin in charge?
00:27:51.025 --> 00:27:54.465 align:center
Is Mr. Lin President
of the United States?
00:27:55.696 --> 00:27:59.536 align:center
Let me tell ya something, boys.
I am a cop!
00:28:01.268 --> 00:28:04.038 align:center
You do not do this!
00:28:11.478 --> 00:28:14.178 align:center
Hey. Come on,
it wasn't that bad.
00:28:19.386 --> 00:28:22.376 align:center
He'll be all right.
Come on. Come on, papi.
00:28:24.158 --> 00:28:26.098 align:center
Yeah, there you go. See?
00:28:28.629 --> 00:28:30.569 align:center
Get your buddy to Bellevue.
00:28:35.269 --> 00:28:37.669 align:center
Fourteen minutes.
I timed it.
00:28:37.738 --> 00:28:41.508 align:center
That's how long it took you to soak
yourself in gasoline and set it on fire.
00:28:46.180 --> 00:28:48.780 align:center
That ticket
you were talking about?
00:28:49.416 --> 00:28:51.886 align:center
I think I'm gonna
need the address.
00:28:54.355 --> 00:28:57.755 align:center
Yeah, the goddamn dentist. Is that
a good enough reason for you?
00:28:57.825 --> 00:28:59.985 align:center
Two hours in the chair.
Can you believe it?
00:29:01.295 --> 00:29:03.785 align:center
Well, a man's gotta do
what a man's gotta do.
00:29:03.864 --> 00:29:07.234 align:center
I'm gonna go get my morphine.
I'll be right back.
00:29:56.216 --> 00:29:57.446 align:center
You know, I've been
thinking about firemen.
00:29:57.518 --> 00:29:58.678 align:center
What about 'em?
00:29:58.986 --> 00:30:02.886 align:center
They hang out together, you know,
they work out. They cook pasta.
00:30:02.956 --> 00:30:04.116 align:center
Pose for calendars.
00:30:04.558 --> 00:30:06.528 align:center
What are you talking about?
We should do that.
00:30:06.593 --> 00:30:07.833 align:center
I'm not posing
for any calendar.
00:30:15.602 --> 00:30:16.792 align:center
No towels?
00:30:16.870 --> 00:30:18.240 align:center
Depressing.
00:30:47.067 --> 00:30:49.167 align:center
Hey, look who's here,
Lance Armstrong.
00:30:49.236 --> 00:30:50.436 align:center
Hey, what's up?
00:30:50.504 --> 00:30:51.494 align:center
Hey, guys.
00:30:51.572 --> 00:30:52.972 align:center
Whoa, hold up a minute.
00:30:53.474 --> 00:30:55.104 align:center
What's up?
What happened to you?
00:30:55.209 --> 00:30:58.049 align:center
I just got my ass kicked
by a kid on a bicycle.
00:30:58.112 --> 00:30:59.202 align:center
Jesus, you okay?
00:30:59.279 --> 00:31:00.579 align:center
I'm all right.
00:31:02.816 --> 00:31:04.976 align:center
Monday, come on,
we gotta see that guy.
00:31:05.052 --> 00:31:06.742 align:center
Yeah, all right.
00:31:10.624 --> 00:31:13.054 align:center
Monday, seriously,
we gotta go. Let's go.
00:31:14.061 --> 00:31:16.551 align:center
You talk to him this time.
He responds to you better.
00:31:16.630 --> 00:31:20.160 align:center
- Really? I don't know why.
- I can't stand the guy.
00:31:20.267 --> 00:31:22.637 align:center
Yeah, but he doesn't know that.
00:31:30.811 --> 00:31:32.901 align:center
Monday, are you coming?
00:31:34.915 --> 00:31:36.345 align:center
Uh, yeah, I, uh...
00:31:37.551 --> 00:31:40.311 align:center
I forgot my bullets. I'll
meet you guys there, okay?
00:31:40.754 --> 00:31:42.414 align:center
Who forgets their bullets?
00:31:42.489 --> 00:31:43.689 align:center
Monday.
00:32:14.521 --> 00:32:15.541 align:center
Shit.
00:32:25.032 --> 00:32:26.962 align:center
Hey, red shirt! NYPD!
00:32:27.034 --> 00:32:28.264 align:center
Come on, dude.
00:32:33.574 --> 00:32:35.504 align:center
Oh, really?
I'm working on it.
00:32:35.576 --> 00:32:37.066 align:center
The guy's dead.
What?
00:32:37.144 --> 00:32:40.044 align:center
The guy you beat up, Bobby. He didn't
even make the ride to the hospital.
00:32:40.113 --> 00:32:41.743 align:center
You got a real knack for making
it worse, you know that?
00:32:42.249 --> 00:32:43.519 align:center
Mmm.
00:32:44.651 --> 00:32:46.111 align:center
God damn it.
00:32:47.221 --> 00:32:48.511 align:center
Uh, I'll make amends.
00:32:48.589 --> 00:32:49.619 align:center
Start with the money.
00:32:49.723 --> 00:32:52.023 align:center
Get that ticket. Bring it
to Mr. Lin's shop on 28th.
00:32:52.092 --> 00:32:53.822 align:center
You got one hour.
00:33:06.106 --> 00:33:09.136 align:center
Heads up. Look out,
look out. Outta the way.
00:33:18.452 --> 00:33:21.012 align:center
Police! On your left, lady,
look out!
00:33:22.990 --> 00:33:24.520 align:center
Jesus Christ.
00:33:25.959 --> 00:33:27.259 align:center
What do you want me to do?
00:33:33.700 --> 00:33:35.900 align:center
Hello, everybody!
Stand still!
00:33:35.969 --> 00:33:37.729 align:center
Lady, stand still!
You're good. There you go.
00:33:41.441 --> 00:33:44.231 align:center
Police! Coming through.
Lady, please.
00:33:44.545 --> 00:33:45.775 align:center
Whoa!
Heads up, man.
00:33:59.526 --> 00:34:00.996 align:center
Whoa, buddy!
00:34:03.897 --> 00:34:05.887 align:center
Oh, my God! Stop already!
00:34:13.874 --> 00:34:17.134 align:center
You're making it worse for
yourself, I swear to God!
00:34:17.344 --> 00:34:20.244 align:center
Keep the kids back!
Keep 'em back! NYPD!
00:34:28.722 --> 00:34:29.742 align:center
Oh, no!
00:34:34.227 --> 00:34:36.027 align:center
God damn it!
00:35:18.872 --> 00:35:19.962 align:center
Mister!
00:35:20.040 --> 00:35:21.310 align:center
That way!
00:35:23.110 --> 00:35:25.310 align:center
Get your arms inside the bus!
00:35:53.607 --> 00:35:54.637 align:center
Dispatch.
00:35:54.708 --> 00:35:56.608 align:center
What did you do to me, man?
What the hell am I carrying?
00:35:56.677 --> 00:35:57.767 align:center
Wilee? Where are you?
00:35:57.844 --> 00:36:00.714 align:center
I do not carry drug shit,
or whatever the hell this is!
00:36:00.781 --> 00:36:02.681 align:center
It's not drugs.
It can't be drugs.
00:36:02.749 --> 00:36:04.809 align:center
It's from a highly respected
East Coast college.
00:36:04.885 --> 00:36:06.405 align:center
It's probably drugs.
Yep.
00:36:06.520 --> 00:36:08.250 align:center
Listen to me.
I almost got my ass killed
00:36:08.321 --> 00:36:10.011 align:center
three times in
the last 20 minutes!
00:36:10.090 --> 00:36:11.220 align:center
And it wasn't my fault!
00:36:11.458 --> 00:36:13.588 align:center
Is somebody messing with you?
You need backup?
00:36:13.660 --> 00:36:15.900 align:center
No. I just wanna
get rid of the thing.
00:36:15.962 --> 00:36:17.052 align:center
Well, I got nobody else.
00:36:17.130 --> 00:36:19.430 align:center
The only person here is Tito, and
I can't send him that far north.
00:36:19.499 --> 00:36:21.099 align:center
The guy's like 98 years old.
No offense.
00:36:23.370 --> 00:36:24.460 align:center
Dude, just call the college
00:36:24.471 --> 00:36:26.701 align:center
and tell them I'm bringing the package
back, okay? I'm done with it.
00:36:26.907 --> 00:36:30.347 align:center
No, no, don't take it back!
Come on! Wilee...
00:36:33.447 --> 00:36:34.977 align:center
Manny.
00:36:35.148 --> 00:36:36.978 align:center
Just the person I need to see.
00:36:37.751 --> 00:36:38.741 align:center
What's up?
00:37:05.979 --> 00:37:10.049 align:center
Yeah, hello. Uh, I'm calling about
an order you just picked up.
00:37:11.585 --> 00:37:13.075 align:center
Order number?
00:37:14.554 --> 00:37:18.284 align:center
Um... Yep, yep,
got it right here. 2231970.
00:37:21.128 --> 00:37:22.858 align:center
Yeah, that's it.
00:37:23.764 --> 00:37:27.754 align:center
Uh, I'm gonna need to change the
delivery address on that envelope.
00:37:29.236 --> 00:37:32.696 align:center
Yeah. Me, I'm Forrest J.
Ackerman, Dean of Students.
00:37:41.815 --> 00:37:44.075 align:center
I've got that appointment now.
I'll see you in a bit.
00:37:44.151 --> 00:37:45.241 align:center
Okay.
00:38:15.949 --> 00:38:17.319 align:center
Hi.
Hey.
00:38:17.584 --> 00:38:20.314 align:center
I'm almost done. My friend
borrowed a truck to help me move,
00:38:20.387 --> 00:38:22.657 align:center
so I'll be outta here
by 6:00.
00:38:22.722 --> 00:38:24.052 align:center
Thank you.
00:38:24.124 --> 00:38:27.284 align:center
I'm sorry it is so sudden.
You will be all right?
00:38:27.460 --> 00:38:30.370 align:center
Yeah. I'm staying with my
aunt until I find a place.
00:38:30.430 --> 00:38:31.660 align:center
Okay, good.
00:38:31.731 --> 00:38:33.131 align:center
I still don't get
what happened.
00:38:33.200 --> 00:38:35.330 align:center
Did I do something
to piss you off or something?
00:38:35.402 --> 00:38:37.372 align:center
No, I told you,
it's a private matter.
00:38:38.438 --> 00:38:39.538 align:center
Okay.
00:38:40.307 --> 00:38:43.147 align:center
Excuse me, I have some
things to take care of.
00:38:54.221 --> 00:38:55.651 align:center
Whoa.
00:38:55.755 --> 00:38:56.775 align:center
Where'd you get all that?
00:38:56.857 --> 00:38:57.847 align:center
This is my business.
00:38:57.924 --> 00:38:58.944 align:center
Better for you
to stay out of it.
00:38:59.025 --> 00:39:00.015 align:center
Are you going out with that?
00:39:00.093 --> 00:39:02.523 align:center
'Cause this is New York City, you can't
walk around with all that money.
00:39:02.596 --> 00:39:03.656 align:center
Where are you going?
00:39:03.730 --> 00:39:04.760 align:center
Down the street.
00:39:04.831 --> 00:39:06.091 align:center
Where?
The nail salon.
00:39:06.233 --> 00:39:07.223 align:center
The nail salon?
00:39:07.367 --> 00:39:09.927 align:center
This is something I have to do.
I don't have a choice.
00:39:10.003 --> 00:39:11.263 align:center
Okay. I'm coming with you.
00:39:11.404 --> 00:39:12.994 align:center
No, thank you.
00:40:03.990 --> 00:40:05.390 align:center
Mr. Leung?
00:40:22.509 --> 00:40:24.479 align:center
NYPD.
Yeah?
00:40:25.011 --> 00:40:26.171 align:center
You got a minute?
00:40:38.959 --> 00:40:40.189 align:center
Count it.
00:40:44.264 --> 00:40:46.354 align:center
A lot of money
for a young lady.
00:40:46.633 --> 00:40:49.263 align:center
Took me two years.
I work three jobs.
00:40:50.770 --> 00:40:52.770 align:center
American dream, huh?
00:40:53.239 --> 00:40:54.579 align:center
Is to work three jobs?
00:40:54.908 --> 00:40:56.608 align:center
These days, yes.
00:40:59.179 --> 00:41:00.739 align:center
You speak Mandarin?
00:41:01.147 --> 00:41:02.547 align:center
Yes.
00:41:03.049 --> 00:41:08.319 align:center
If you lose the ticket I cannot
give you back the money.
00:41:09.022 --> 00:41:10.782 align:center
You understand?
00:41:12.325 --> 00:41:14.555 align:center
This ticket now is money.
00:41:15.395 --> 00:41:17.865 align:center
For whoever holds it.
00:41:20.500 --> 00:41:22.530 align:center
If you have problems
00:41:23.203 --> 00:41:25.263 align:center
you don't call the police
00:41:25.905 --> 00:41:27.735 align:center
you call this number.
00:41:30.143 --> 00:41:33.803 align:center
The Hawala system
settles its own problems.
00:41:36.716 --> 00:41:39.186 align:center
This money is for a snakehead?
00:41:39.252 --> 00:41:40.242 align:center
Yes.
00:41:40.320 --> 00:41:41.310 align:center
Which one?
00:41:41.388 --> 00:41:42.448 align:center
Sister Chen.
00:41:42.622 --> 00:41:44.412 align:center
She won't take cash.
00:41:44.624 --> 00:41:46.254 align:center
She sent me to you.
00:41:47.027 --> 00:41:51.467 align:center
Did you tell anyone
you were coming here?
00:41:51.931 --> 00:41:53.691 align:center
Only my friend.
00:41:54.768 --> 00:41:57.768 align:center
This city is not your village.
00:41:58.671 --> 00:42:02.361 align:center
Many people would rob you
if they know what you have.
00:42:02.776 --> 00:42:04.576 align:center
My friend wouldn't tell anyone.
00:42:04.844 --> 00:42:07.434 align:center
If she did they may be
watching for you.
00:42:14.354 --> 00:42:17.054 align:center
Can someone else
deliver the ticket for you?
00:42:17.357 --> 00:42:20.227 align:center
Someone they won't recognize?
00:42:21.227 --> 00:42:22.697 align:center
I don't know.
00:42:23.930 --> 00:42:24.990 align:center
Think about it.
00:42:25.331 --> 00:42:28.561 align:center
May the Buddha watch over you.
00:42:50.156 --> 00:42:51.386 align:center
Hey!
00:43:19.552 --> 00:43:20.982 align:center
Security Courier.
00:43:21.054 --> 00:43:22.574 align:center
Yo, Nima. What's up?
00:43:22.755 --> 00:43:24.455 align:center
I have a pickup
from our office.
00:43:24.524 --> 00:43:27.044 align:center
It will be ready
in about 10 minutes.
00:43:27.994 --> 00:43:29.084 align:center
Is Wilee available?
00:43:29.529 --> 00:43:31.629 align:center
Yeah, he's here.
Where we going?
00:43:31.698 --> 00:43:32.798 align:center
Okay.
00:43:33.733 --> 00:43:36.823 align:center
Okay, all right.
Great. Got it.
00:43:37.137 --> 00:43:39.037 align:center
Wilee, you're in luck.
Your alma mater summons.
00:43:47.780 --> 00:43:49.010 align:center
Come on!
00:44:18.611 --> 00:44:20.401 align:center
Good to see you, too.
00:44:21.681 --> 00:44:23.041 align:center
Excuse me.
00:44:41.668 --> 00:44:42.768 align:center
Damn.
00:44:46.272 --> 00:44:47.602 align:center
Damn it.
00:44:49.008 --> 00:44:50.708 align:center
Oh, hey. Excuse me.
Yeah.
00:44:50.777 --> 00:44:51.867 align:center
Uh, NYPD.
00:44:51.945 --> 00:44:54.175 align:center
I'm looking for
a young Asian woman,
00:44:54.247 --> 00:44:56.407 align:center
about 22, 23,
blue shirt, black pants.
00:44:56.482 --> 00:44:58.542 align:center
She just walked by
a minute ago.
00:44:58.618 --> 00:45:00.558 align:center
Know where I can find her?
Let me think. Yeah, I do.
00:45:00.620 --> 00:45:02.650 align:center
Hey, walk that thing!
00:45:02.722 --> 00:45:03.842 align:center
Yeah, I believe so.
00:45:05.959 --> 00:45:08.019 align:center
Thanks. Have a nice day.
00:45:13.233 --> 00:45:15.823 align:center
Hey!
Oh, hey, there you are.
00:45:17.370 --> 00:45:18.870 align:center
Hey, there.
00:45:19.472 --> 00:45:21.732 align:center
Forrest J. Ackerman,
Internal Revenue Service,
00:45:21.808 --> 00:45:23.178 align:center
Wire Fraud Investigation Unit.
00:45:23.376 --> 00:45:24.366 align:center
Yes?
00:45:24.477 --> 00:45:27.377 align:center
Now, young lady,
you realize this system
00:45:27.447 --> 00:45:29.047 align:center
of money transfer
you're participating in
00:45:29.115 --> 00:45:32.345 align:center
circumvents about 18 different
United States banking regulations?
00:45:33.353 --> 00:45:35.253 align:center
I'm not sure I understand.
Oh, relax.
00:45:35.588 --> 00:45:38.488 align:center
It's not you that's facing jail time.
At least I don't think so.
00:45:38.558 --> 00:45:40.498 align:center
These hawaladars
are known to prey on
00:45:40.560 --> 00:45:42.470 align:center
unsuspecting
illegal immigrants.
00:45:42.695 --> 00:45:43.885 align:center
I'm not illegal.
00:45:43.963 --> 00:45:45.163 align:center
We don't have to get into that.
00:45:45.164 --> 00:45:46.994 align:center
I have a student visa.
With you?
00:45:47.200 --> 00:45:48.330 align:center
At home.
00:45:48.401 --> 00:45:50.861 align:center
Oh, see, it's supposed
to be with you at all times.
00:45:50.937 --> 00:45:53.537 align:center
Yeah, you leave it at home, that's a
good way to get yourself deported.
00:45:53.606 --> 00:45:56.076 align:center
But we don't have to go down to
Immigration and talk about that now.
00:45:56.142 --> 00:45:59.002 align:center
That's totally unnecessary. We
need to settle it right here.
00:45:59.078 --> 00:46:00.708 align:center
I just need to see the envelope
00:46:00.780 --> 00:46:02.910 align:center
the hawaladar gave you.
Please.
00:46:05.218 --> 00:46:06.658 align:center
I don't understand.
00:46:07.553 --> 00:46:08.913 align:center
What don't you understand?
00:46:09.022 --> 00:46:12.152 align:center
Why someone who says
he's an IRS agent
00:46:12.225 --> 00:46:14.625 align:center
has a New York City
police detective's badge.
00:46:18.197 --> 00:46:19.787 align:center
Come over here.
00:46:20.033 --> 00:46:21.393 align:center
Okay.
00:46:22.835 --> 00:46:25.205 align:center
What are you doing?
Let me go!
00:46:25.838 --> 00:46:27.308 align:center
Okay, smarty-pants.
00:46:28.608 --> 00:46:30.768 align:center
You know what
the HR shrink said I have?
00:46:31.110 --> 00:46:33.410 align:center
Impulse control issues.
00:46:35.014 --> 00:46:37.534 align:center
Like you need a college
degree to figure that out.
00:46:37.617 --> 00:46:39.317 align:center
I'm telling
you this so you know
00:46:39.385 --> 00:46:41.045 align:center
that it's in your best interest
00:46:41.120 --> 00:46:43.420 align:center
not to lie to me
or waste my time,
00:46:43.489 --> 00:46:45.829 align:center
but give me
the goddamn envelope.
00:46:45.892 --> 00:46:49.582 align:center
Please. Before I lose my shit
and rip your throat out.
00:46:49.829 --> 00:46:51.169 align:center
Clear enough?
00:46:53.800 --> 00:46:55.100 align:center
What's that?
00:47:01.441 --> 00:47:03.101 align:center
What did you do?
00:47:10.316 --> 00:47:12.046 align:center
Damn it. Damn it.
00:47:13.519 --> 00:47:15.009 align:center
Oh! Hey!
00:47:15.888 --> 00:47:17.188 align:center
Excuse me!
00:47:17.256 --> 00:47:18.886 align:center
Messenger guy!
00:47:18.958 --> 00:47:20.288 align:center
That envelope
you just picked up?
00:47:20.360 --> 00:47:22.090 align:center
I'm gonna have
to ask for that back.
00:47:25.198 --> 00:47:26.898 align:center
What are you doing here?
00:47:26.966 --> 00:47:28.526 align:center
What is up with you?
Nothing.
00:47:28.601 --> 00:47:30.221 align:center
Well, that doesn't
look like nothing.
00:47:30.303 --> 00:47:32.393 align:center
It's my problem.
It's personal.
00:47:32.472 --> 00:47:34.462 align:center
Did that cop find you?
00:47:35.041 --> 00:47:36.531 align:center
You saw him?
00:47:37.343 --> 00:47:38.703 align:center
What did you tell him?
00:47:38.778 --> 00:47:40.218 align:center
He said there were
some people planning to
00:47:40.279 --> 00:47:41.719 align:center
rob you and he was
trying to stop it.
00:47:41.748 --> 00:47:43.278 align:center
He wanted to help you.
00:47:43.349 --> 00:47:45.079 align:center
Oh, yes,
he helped me very much.
00:47:45.151 --> 00:47:46.171 align:center
What's going on?
00:47:46.352 --> 00:47:47.872 align:center
You're no friend.
We are not friends.
00:47:47.954 --> 00:47:48.944 align:center
Yes, we are.
00:47:49.122 --> 00:47:52.022 align:center
I told you one thing,
and you almost ruined it all.
00:47:52.091 --> 00:47:53.421 align:center
I'll take care of myself.
00:47:53.593 --> 00:47:57.393 align:center
Nima. You gotta start trusting somebody.
Please, tell me.
00:47:58.331 --> 00:47:59.921 align:center
What's going on?
00:48:03.870 --> 00:48:06.000 align:center
Wilee?
What are you doing here?
00:48:06.072 --> 00:48:07.162 align:center
Oh, Nima.
00:48:07.240 --> 00:48:08.800 align:center
You can't have delivered
already, it's not possible.
00:48:08.875 --> 00:48:10.635 align:center
You know what? It's really uncool
to let a messenger service
00:48:10.710 --> 00:48:12.240 align:center
deliver your illegal bullshit.
00:48:12.311 --> 00:48:13.831 align:center
Where is my envelope?
It's hard enough out there.
00:48:13.913 --> 00:48:14.903 align:center
Where is it?
00:48:14.981 --> 00:48:17.001 align:center
I gave it back
to the front desk.
00:48:22.755 --> 00:48:25.155 align:center
Did a messenger just come by
and drop off an envelope?
00:48:25.224 --> 00:48:27.284 align:center
Yeah, and another one
just came and picked it up.
00:48:30.096 --> 00:48:31.496 align:center
Who told them
to change the address?
00:48:53.019 --> 00:48:54.219 align:center
Hey.
00:48:55.321 --> 00:48:56.541 align:center
You get your envelope back?
00:48:58.257 --> 00:48:59.657 align:center
Someone else
come and pick it up?
00:49:01.461 --> 00:49:03.421 align:center
But it's going to
the wrong place.
00:49:03.496 --> 00:49:04.556 align:center
What?
00:49:05.198 --> 00:49:06.258 align:center
Why?
00:49:06.332 --> 00:49:07.492 align:center
What do you care?
00:49:26.252 --> 00:49:28.942 align:center
So, what was that thing
I was carrying?
00:49:29.288 --> 00:49:33.018 align:center
It's like a receipt
for a great deal of money.
00:49:34.594 --> 00:49:36.224 align:center
What's the money for?
00:49:36.395 --> 00:49:38.525 align:center
A she-tou. A snakehead.
00:49:38.998 --> 00:49:40.268 align:center
What's that?
00:49:40.333 --> 00:49:41.523 align:center
It's a kind of importer.
00:49:42.602 --> 00:49:47.162 align:center
Right. So you're, uh, involved
in some kind of drug thing?
00:49:48.441 --> 00:49:49.491 align:center
No.
00:49:50.042 --> 00:49:52.032 align:center
What are you "importing"?
00:49:55.648 --> 00:49:56.808 align:center
My son.
00:49:58.351 --> 00:50:01.141 align:center
I came to this country
on a student visa.
00:50:01.220 --> 00:50:02.560 align:center
He was to come right after me.
00:50:03.089 --> 00:50:05.889 align:center
It is not illegal.
He can travel on my visa.
00:50:06.526 --> 00:50:08.656 align:center
But then an article
I wrote about Tibet
00:50:08.728 --> 00:50:10.788 align:center
a long time ago
was posted on the Internet.
00:50:12.532 --> 00:50:15.892 align:center
For the past years they have
not let him leave China.
00:50:18.070 --> 00:50:20.870 align:center
So I have to get
him out another way.
00:50:20.940 --> 00:50:22.670 align:center
Because I will have my son.
00:50:27.847 --> 00:50:29.837 align:center
Why'd you have
to go and ask for me?
00:50:29.916 --> 00:50:30.936 align:center
Huh?
00:50:31.017 --> 00:50:34.387 align:center
Vanessa always said you was
the best at what you do.
00:50:35.054 --> 00:50:36.784 align:center
She says maybe
she can never count on you,
00:50:36.889 --> 00:50:40.059 align:center
but at work,
there's no one better.
00:50:40.726 --> 00:50:42.356 align:center
She said that?
00:50:42.728 --> 00:50:44.098 align:center
Is it true?
00:50:45.498 --> 00:50:47.268 align:center
Can I count on you?
00:50:51.203 --> 00:50:52.773 align:center
Let me see
the name on the sheet.
00:50:58.778 --> 00:51:01.248 align:center
How come you don't
answer my calls?
00:51:01.314 --> 00:51:03.504 align:center
Because I got a business to run.
What do you want?
00:51:03.583 --> 00:51:05.553 align:center
You picked up
an envelope from Nima
00:51:05.618 --> 00:51:07.518 align:center
at the college office
at 5:30. Where is it?
00:51:07.587 --> 00:51:08.917 align:center
Jesus, what is it
with this envelope?
00:51:08.988 --> 00:51:11.588 align:center
People love it, they hate it, they gotta
have it, they gotta get rid of it.
00:51:11.691 --> 00:51:13.351 align:center
It's like cigarettes
or Democrats.
00:51:13.459 --> 00:51:15.089 align:center
Where is the, uh, opener?
00:51:15.161 --> 00:51:16.321 align:center
Who's got it, Raj?
00:51:16.429 --> 00:51:18.029 align:center
Your boy Wilee pussied out.
00:51:18.097 --> 00:51:19.397 align:center
He said he was taking it back.
00:51:19.465 --> 00:51:20.835 align:center
So it's back at the school?
00:51:20.900 --> 00:51:23.870 align:center
Negativo. Somebody called to
change the drop-off address.
00:51:23.936 --> 00:51:26.836 align:center
Why are there a million tools in
here and nothing to open a beer?
00:51:26.906 --> 00:51:27.966 align:center
A man or a woman?
00:51:28.040 --> 00:51:29.310 align:center
That would be a dude.
00:51:29.375 --> 00:51:30.805 align:center
So who's gonna pick it up?
00:51:30.876 --> 00:51:32.366 align:center
I gave it to Manny.
00:51:32.445 --> 00:51:33.535 align:center
Shit.
00:52:07.446 --> 00:52:10.606 align:center
Which way are you going,
you roided-out freak?
00:52:25.197 --> 00:52:26.427 align:center
Really?
00:52:30.169 --> 00:52:31.229 align:center
Hey, where are you?
00:52:31.303 --> 00:52:33.493 align:center
Corner of Broadway and Kiss My Ass.
What do you want?
00:52:33.572 --> 00:52:35.092 align:center
Need that envelope
you just got.
00:52:35.174 --> 00:52:36.304 align:center
Oh, do you really?
00:52:36.375 --> 00:52:38.205 align:center
Yeah, seriously.
You don't know what it is.
00:52:38.277 --> 00:52:40.717 align:center
I know exactly what it is, 50
bucks if I get it there by 7:00.
00:52:40.980 --> 00:52:43.110 align:center
What, you're getting 50?
Raj is only giving me 30!
00:52:43.182 --> 00:52:44.642 align:center
Yeah, speed costs money, pussy!
00:52:44.950 --> 00:52:47.220 align:center
Pull over and give it to me, man!
I'll explain later.
00:52:47.286 --> 00:52:48.756 align:center
Okay, pussy,
I'll wait right here.
00:52:48.821 --> 00:52:50.221 align:center
There, I just stopped at 112th.
00:52:52.124 --> 00:52:54.554 align:center
Bullshit, dude, I can hear the wind.
You're still moving.
00:52:54.627 --> 00:52:58.067 align:center
Yeah, Manny rides fast! You
should try it, it feels good!
00:52:59.398 --> 00:53:01.098 align:center
Hello? Asshole!
00:53:03.302 --> 00:53:04.922 align:center
Wilee?
Oh, now you want to talk?
00:53:05.004 --> 00:53:06.494 align:center
This whole thing is my fault.
00:53:06.806 --> 00:53:09.706 align:center
You're hard to keep track of. I accept
your apology. Can I call you back?
00:53:09.775 --> 00:53:12.575 align:center
That envelope Nima gave you is for her kid.
She has a kid.
00:53:12.712 --> 00:53:13.872 align:center
I know. I just talked to her.
00:53:13.879 --> 00:53:14.959 align:center
Well, do you still have it?
00:53:15.047 --> 00:53:17.647 align:center
I'm chasing it down Broadway right now.
I really gotta call you back.
00:53:17.717 --> 00:53:19.237 align:center
Manny is taking it
to the wrong people.
00:53:19.285 --> 00:53:20.755 align:center
I tried to call him,
but he won't pick up.
00:53:20.886 --> 00:53:22.416 align:center
I'm on it. I'll get him.
00:53:22.488 --> 00:53:24.788 align:center
No, it's my fault. You don't
need to get involved.
00:53:24.924 --> 00:53:26.584 align:center
Well, it's on my way
home anyway.
00:53:26.659 --> 00:53:28.289 align:center
Just tell me where you are.
00:53:28.360 --> 00:53:31.130 align:center
Baby, this situation sucks. I
don't want you anywhere near it.
00:53:31.197 --> 00:53:34.297 align:center
Hey, Jersey, you wanna
move your fat-ass SUV!
00:53:34.600 --> 00:53:36.560 align:center
You know how sexy you are
when you talk like that?
00:53:36.602 --> 00:53:38.262 align:center
Wilee.
I'll call you when I deliver.
00:53:38.504 --> 00:53:39.564 align:center
Wait!
00:53:39.638 --> 00:53:40.668 align:center
Count on it.
00:53:43.843 --> 00:53:44.833 align:center
Shit.
00:53:59.692 --> 00:54:02.622 align:center
Hey, Wilee, I got an idea.
Why don't you race me for it?
00:54:02.728 --> 00:54:05.668 align:center
You get to 28th Street before I
do, I'll give you the envelope.
00:54:05.731 --> 00:54:07.521 align:center
We'll go through the park.
Enter on 106.
00:54:07.600 --> 00:54:09.330 align:center
I don't have time
for this bullshit, man.
00:54:09.401 --> 00:54:10.591 align:center
You don't got
the legs for it, man.
00:54:10.669 --> 00:54:11.909 align:center
And that steel pig
you're riding
00:54:11.971 --> 00:54:12.991 align:center
ain't gonna help you neither.
00:54:13.072 --> 00:54:16.062 align:center
Be like me, baby. Parlee,
custom-cut carbon fiber!
00:54:16.242 --> 00:54:17.472 align:center
I am begging you.
00:54:17.643 --> 00:54:19.473 align:center
My bike fits me
like a Naturalamb, son.
00:54:19.578 --> 00:54:20.948 align:center
Just listen for one second.
00:54:21.013 --> 00:54:22.033 align:center
See you in the park.
00:54:22.114 --> 00:54:23.414 align:center
Manny!
Peace!
00:54:23.482 --> 00:54:24.912 align:center
God damn it.
00:54:27.753 --> 00:54:30.913 align:center
Okay. You wanna race,
let's race.
00:54:53.879 --> 00:54:55.179 align:center
Dispatch.
00:54:55.247 --> 00:54:57.687 align:center
Raj, I need that address
you sent Manny to right now.
00:54:57.750 --> 00:55:00.190 align:center
Manny? Come on. Don't the
three of you ever get tired
00:55:00.252 --> 00:55:02.042 align:center
of this Real World shit
you keep playing?
00:55:02.121 --> 00:55:03.211 align:center
Raj!
00:55:03.289 --> 00:55:05.689 align:center
Manny, Wilee, Wilee, Manny.
00:55:06.258 --> 00:55:08.658 align:center
When does Raj get to climb
Mount Vanessa, hmm?
00:55:08.794 --> 00:55:10.854 align:center
The address, God damn it!
00:55:11.297 --> 00:55:13.197 align:center
Hold on, let me look for it.
00:55:16.135 --> 00:55:17.865 align:center
Piece of shit.
00:55:31.817 --> 00:55:33.077 align:center
Fellas.
00:55:35.287 --> 00:55:36.447 align:center
Manny!
00:55:36.655 --> 00:55:38.385 align:center
I'll give you the 50 bucks!
00:55:38.457 --> 00:55:41.087 align:center
Manny can't hear you,
Manny's moving too fast.
00:55:41.227 --> 00:55:43.757 align:center
Come on, man, you don't wanna
drag your hefty ass up this hill.
00:55:45.898 --> 00:55:48.958 align:center
Not a problem for me, baby. I'll
just drop into my little ring.
00:55:54.907 --> 00:55:57.897 align:center
Hey, Fixie, I bet you wish you
had gears now, don't you?
00:56:11.657 --> 00:56:14.147 align:center
Gravity, you is my friend
again, baby.
00:56:19.732 --> 00:56:21.592 align:center
Whoo! Yeah!
00:56:30.609 --> 00:56:33.169 align:center
Hey, Wilee,
I got something for ya!
00:56:34.246 --> 00:56:36.006 align:center
You like that, huh?
00:56:36.181 --> 00:56:38.371 align:center
Yeah, I know you do,
you little bitch.
00:57:02.408 --> 00:57:05.408 align:center
I got you, Spandex!
I'm on your wheel!
00:57:08.347 --> 00:57:10.787 align:center
I'm in your draft, dude!
It's like you're on my team!
00:57:10.849 --> 00:57:12.449 align:center
Slow down! Hey.
00:57:12.518 --> 00:57:14.048 align:center
Guys, get off of the path!
00:57:15.587 --> 00:57:18.057 align:center
21 dispatch.
21 dispatch, come in.
00:57:18.724 --> 00:57:20.314 align:center
2-1, bike post 3,
you on the air?
00:57:20.492 --> 00:57:22.112 align:center
Yeah, this is Roselli.
Go ahead.
00:57:22.294 --> 00:57:24.764 align:center
Your bike freak. Beat-up
white bike, red shirt?
00:57:24.830 --> 00:57:25.860 align:center
Yeah?
00:57:25.931 --> 00:57:28.331 align:center
He's at it again. Park Drive,
headed south towards 7th.
00:57:28.400 --> 00:57:29.700 align:center
I'm on it.
00:57:34.073 --> 00:57:36.093 align:center
Careful on the path, ma'am.
00:57:38.310 --> 00:57:39.980 align:center
Dude, when's the race starting?
00:58:11.010 --> 00:58:14.350 align:center
People, please!
Stay awake! Stay alive!
00:58:17.750 --> 00:58:19.880 align:center
Look out! Look out!
00:58:27.126 --> 00:58:28.556 align:center
Whoa!
00:58:28.894 --> 00:58:29.884 align:center
God!
00:58:33.966 --> 00:58:35.026 align:center
That one hurt.
00:59:16.208 --> 00:59:17.868 align:center
You're too slow!
00:59:45.838 --> 00:59:47.168 align:center
Give it up!
00:59:49.908 --> 00:59:51.278 align:center
NYPD!
00:59:53.445 --> 00:59:55.675 align:center
Stop the bikes!
Both of you!
01:00:09.261 --> 01:00:10.421 align:center
Back it up!
01:00:17.436 --> 01:00:19.466 align:center
You're such an asshole!
01:00:20.305 --> 01:00:21.635 align:center
Screw you, Wilee!
01:00:38.524 --> 01:00:40.994 align:center
Billy, pull forward!
Pull forward!
01:00:41.560 --> 01:00:42.550 align:center
Hey!
01:00:56.141 --> 01:00:58.161 align:center
Who the hell are you guys?
01:01:00.546 --> 01:01:01.606 align:center
Damn!
01:01:03.415 --> 01:01:04.715 align:center
Oh, is that it?
01:01:05.751 --> 01:01:07.581 align:center
No! Gimme that! Gimme! No!
01:01:07.653 --> 01:01:09.013 align:center
Look at you.
01:01:09.087 --> 01:01:11.957 align:center
You have got to be kidding me!
Come here! Come here!
01:01:12.724 --> 01:01:14.054 align:center
Whoo!
01:01:17.863 --> 01:01:19.293 align:center
Hey, what happened to you here?
01:01:19.364 --> 01:01:20.724 align:center
You use that
goddamn brake again?
01:01:20.799 --> 01:01:22.139 align:center
Yeah, I took that shit off.
01:01:24.536 --> 01:01:25.796 align:center
Oh, thank you, Jesus.
01:01:25.871 --> 01:01:27.031 align:center
Hey!
01:01:27.372 --> 01:01:29.032 align:center
Them! Them!
01:01:29.141 --> 01:01:30.161 align:center
This way, this way.
01:01:41.353 --> 01:01:42.513 align:center
Shit!
01:01:49.461 --> 01:01:50.581 align:center
What are you doing?
01:01:52.297 --> 01:01:53.557 align:center
Looking for the thing.
01:01:53.632 --> 01:01:54.722 align:center
Here it is.
01:01:57.135 --> 01:01:59.165 align:center
Roll this up.
Really tight, really tight.
01:01:59.238 --> 01:02:00.678 align:center
Okay. Shit.
01:02:02.307 --> 01:02:03.567 align:center
I mean, holy shit, right?
01:02:03.742 --> 01:02:04.802 align:center
I know.
01:02:04.977 --> 01:02:06.067 align:center
Is it good?
01:02:06.211 --> 01:02:07.501 align:center
Yeah.
01:02:11.116 --> 01:02:12.376 align:center
Come on, guys.
01:02:12.884 --> 01:02:14.144 align:center
Come on!
01:02:14.219 --> 01:02:15.319 align:center
Hey!
01:02:15.821 --> 01:02:16.841 align:center
No, you don't.
01:02:23.662 --> 01:02:24.822 align:center
Oh, shit.
01:02:25.497 --> 01:02:26.657 align:center
Wilee!
Huh?
01:02:45.851 --> 01:02:46.941 align:center
Shit.
01:02:56.628 --> 01:02:58.788 align:center
Wilee? Aren't you afraid
you're gonna get killed?
01:02:58.864 --> 01:02:59.854 align:center
You believe in luck.
01:02:59.931 --> 01:03:01.661 align:center
When your number's up,
your number's up.
01:03:01.767 --> 01:03:05.037 align:center
Aren't you afraid you're gonna get killed?
I mean, the way you ride.
01:03:05.103 --> 01:03:06.463 align:center
Wilee! Wilee!
01:03:08.473 --> 01:03:10.533 align:center
Aren't you afraid
you're gonna get killed?
01:03:10.609 --> 01:03:13.479 align:center
Yeah, but if it comes, that's
just gonna come outta nowhere.
01:03:13.545 --> 01:03:16.535 align:center
Am I afraid? Sure, but
that's part of it, you know?
01:03:16.615 --> 01:03:17.915 align:center
There's no feeling like that.
01:03:18.183 --> 01:03:19.943 align:center
When your number's up,
your number's up.
01:03:20.485 --> 01:03:21.615 align:center
You could say that.
01:03:21.687 --> 01:03:23.677 align:center
So you're a Buddhist, then.
01:03:25.624 --> 01:03:27.994 align:center
Yo, give it up
for Sleigh Bells!
01:03:28.427 --> 01:03:30.897 align:center
That's what's up, that's what's up!
Sleigh Bells, yo!
01:03:30.962 --> 01:03:32.052 align:center
You believe in luck.
01:03:32.130 --> 01:03:34.130 align:center
You know it's the Taoists
that believed in luck.
01:03:34.199 --> 01:03:37.729 align:center
The Buddha rejected all that. He
insisted on cause and effect.
01:03:38.103 --> 01:03:39.503 align:center
What kind of
bike messenger are you?
01:03:40.539 --> 01:03:43.599 align:center
The kind with a Masters
in Bullshit and Obfuscation.
01:03:45.344 --> 01:03:47.774 align:center
You still haven't answered
my original question.
01:03:47.846 --> 01:03:50.716 align:center
Aren't you afraid of dying?
I mean, the way you ride.
01:03:50.782 --> 01:03:51.972 align:center
You wanna know what scares me
01:03:52.050 --> 01:03:54.490 align:center
is what happened to my friends
who just got out of law school.
01:03:54.586 --> 01:03:57.076 align:center
That is collective insanity.
01:03:57.356 --> 01:04:00.416 align:center
Compared to that, going down Broadway
at 50 with no brakes is fine.
01:04:00.492 --> 01:04:01.512 align:center
Sounds good.
01:04:01.593 --> 01:04:03.023 align:center
It also sounds like bullshit.
01:04:03.495 --> 01:04:06.325 align:center
The bike wants to go fast.
It's steadier that way.
01:04:06.398 --> 01:04:08.558 align:center
I've never been hurt
going all-out.
01:04:08.633 --> 01:04:11.363 align:center
It's just the hesitation
that'll kill you.
01:04:11.937 --> 01:04:14.667 align:center
So you're one of those guys.
No brakes.
01:04:14.740 --> 01:04:16.080 align:center
No, I hate brakes.
01:04:16.408 --> 01:04:18.138 align:center
Brakes are death.
01:04:23.281 --> 01:04:24.711 align:center
Now it's time
to announce the winner
01:04:24.783 --> 01:04:28.443 align:center
of the Fifth Annual New York Bike
Messenger Association Alleycat Race.
01:04:28.520 --> 01:04:31.790 align:center
Grand prize is $100
and Felipe's bike.
01:04:33.525 --> 01:04:34.955 align:center
You like that?
01:04:35.927 --> 01:04:39.527 align:center
To the winner for
the third consecutive year,
01:04:39.631 --> 01:04:41.691 align:center
the original bumper surfer,
01:04:42.100 --> 01:04:44.630 align:center
the Coyote Man, Wilee!
01:04:46.104 --> 01:04:49.234 align:center
Wilee! That's my boy, right there!
All right, baby!
01:04:49.307 --> 01:04:50.897 align:center
Well, come on.
Come and get it.
01:04:51.543 --> 01:04:52.603 align:center
Get up here.
01:04:55.914 --> 01:04:57.884 align:center
Give it up, give it up!
01:04:57.949 --> 01:04:58.979 align:center
Whoo! Yeah!
01:05:00.252 --> 01:05:01.512 align:center
You back?
01:05:02.621 --> 01:05:03.781 align:center
Where's my bike?
01:05:03.955 --> 01:05:05.215 align:center
Yeah, you're back.
01:05:05.657 --> 01:05:07.257 align:center
Where's my bike, seriously?
Relax. Relax.
01:05:07.392 --> 01:05:08.682 align:center
I can't leave without the bike.
01:05:08.827 --> 01:05:10.387 align:center
I'm going with him.
No.
01:05:10.462 --> 01:05:11.922 align:center
What the hell are you doing?
You stay here.
01:05:11.997 --> 01:05:13.827 align:center
Hey, I need some help over here.
This woman is unruly.
01:05:13.899 --> 01:05:14.999 align:center
What?
Calm down.
01:05:15.066 --> 01:05:17.006 align:center
I didn't even do anything.
You got to relax.
01:05:17.068 --> 01:05:18.168 align:center
Fine. Okay.
01:05:18.236 --> 01:05:19.826 align:center
Is this my bag?
Thank you, I appreciate that.
01:05:19.905 --> 01:05:22.375 align:center
Hopefully there's nothing missing.
This crazy man...
01:05:22.474 --> 01:05:25.104 align:center
I don't care what happened!
Because you tackled me!
01:05:25.177 --> 01:05:26.297 align:center
I didn't mean to tackle you.
01:05:26.311 --> 01:05:28.541 align:center
Just FYI,
there's a lawsuit happening.
01:05:28.613 --> 01:05:30.103 align:center
I'm not saying
I'm gonna do it or whatnot,
01:05:30.182 --> 01:05:32.582 align:center
but there is one coming.
Thank you.
01:05:34.553 --> 01:05:36.743 align:center
All right, come on.
Get your stuff.
01:05:36.922 --> 01:05:38.412 align:center
Hey, chief,
I need to talk to you.
01:05:40.959 --> 01:05:42.439 align:center
Hey, what's up?
I need to talk to you.
01:05:42.461 --> 01:05:43.791 align:center
Uh, did he come to?
01:05:43.862 --> 01:05:45.152 align:center
Yeah. He's awake.
A little messed up.
01:05:45.230 --> 01:05:46.900 align:center
He's got a couple of bruised
ribs, but he'll be all right.
01:05:46.965 --> 01:05:49.025 align:center
Listen, I gotta ask you a favor.
Yeah, shoot.
01:05:49.100 --> 01:05:50.870 align:center
I have got to talk to
this guy right away.
01:05:50.936 --> 01:05:52.096 align:center
V?
01:05:53.438 --> 01:05:54.668 align:center
The bike.
01:05:57.008 --> 01:05:59.638 align:center
His partner got away. I gotta
find him before he gets too far.
01:05:59.711 --> 01:06:01.901 align:center
Is there any way I could ride and
ask him a couple of questions?
01:06:01.980 --> 01:06:03.110 align:center
What, right now?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:06:03.181 --> 01:06:05.641 align:center
If I could just sit with him
on the way to the hospital?
01:06:05.717 --> 01:06:07.207 align:center
That's very unusual.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
01:06:07.385 --> 01:06:09.875 align:center
Well, NYPD needs a favor.
Okay?
01:06:10.155 --> 01:06:11.485 align:center
Okay, chum?
01:06:11.556 --> 01:06:12.686 align:center
All right,
come and ride with us.
01:06:12.757 --> 01:06:13.817 align:center
All right. Thanks.
01:06:16.962 --> 01:06:18.222 align:center
Drive.
01:06:18.296 --> 01:06:20.856 align:center
Hey, buddy?
Hey, buddy? Hey...
01:06:20.966 --> 01:06:23.496 align:center
Ah, they're not your buddies.
You're one of these bike assholes.
01:06:23.568 --> 01:06:24.848 align:center
You know how
much time they waste
01:06:24.870 --> 01:06:26.070 align:center
scraping you shitheads
off the street?
01:06:26.137 --> 01:06:28.197 align:center
This whole city hates you.
01:06:33.345 --> 01:06:36.075 align:center
Hey, man.
You headed to the impound?
01:06:36.147 --> 01:06:37.477 align:center
Yeah. Why?
01:06:37.549 --> 01:06:40.079 align:center
Good. Take this thing.
I'll meet you there.
01:06:40.151 --> 01:06:43.241 align:center
When this asshole comes
for his bike, he's mine.
01:06:51.863 --> 01:06:53.423 align:center
Time to quit
dicking around, son.
01:06:53.498 --> 01:06:56.268 align:center
You got involved with some
people with real problems.
01:06:56.334 --> 01:06:58.924 align:center
Real deadlines.
Life and death shit.
01:06:59.004 --> 01:07:01.024 align:center
What is this to you?
01:07:01.106 --> 01:07:03.636 align:center
What, the slope that gave you the
ticket, she gave you some sad story?
01:07:03.742 --> 01:07:06.142 align:center
Eighteen cousins in Fujian
that wanna come to Chinatown,
01:07:06.211 --> 01:07:08.641 align:center
dish out Mongolian beef
with snow peas?
01:07:08.713 --> 01:07:11.733 align:center
Well, life's hard.
Turns out they can't come.
01:07:11.816 --> 01:07:13.306 align:center
It's for her kid, man.
01:07:14.653 --> 01:07:17.143 align:center
Do I bother her
with my problems?
01:07:18.590 --> 01:07:19.720 align:center
Where's the ticket?
01:07:26.531 --> 01:07:30.191 align:center
Yeah, I hear you got some cracked
ribs, that's gotta sting.
01:07:32.237 --> 01:07:33.437 align:center
We better be careful.
01:07:33.505 --> 01:07:36.475 align:center
Don't want you bouncing around too much in here.
Might poke a lung.
01:07:38.143 --> 01:07:40.663 align:center
Oh, I'm sorry.
Is that uncomfortable?
01:07:40.979 --> 01:07:42.209 align:center
Douche bag.
01:07:42.280 --> 01:07:44.250 align:center
I don't really care much
for that term "douche bag."
01:07:44.316 --> 01:07:47.286 align:center
People throw it around like crazy
these days, like it's suddenly okay.
01:07:47.352 --> 01:07:49.182 align:center
You know what else
people say now? "Suck it."
01:07:49.454 --> 01:07:52.854 align:center
I was watching TV the other night,
8:30, middle of prime time.
01:07:52.924 --> 01:07:55.324 align:center
Kids could be watching.
Guy says, "Suck it."
01:07:55.393 --> 01:07:57.453 align:center
Everybody's laughing.
Ha, ha, ha!
01:07:57.529 --> 01:07:59.399 align:center
How is that appropriate?
01:08:00.398 --> 01:08:01.998 align:center
I'm gonna ask you
some questions.
01:08:02.067 --> 01:08:05.007 align:center
And you're gonna give me
one-word answers,
01:08:05.070 --> 01:08:06.410 align:center
yes or no.
01:08:06.471 --> 01:08:08.701 align:center
Even a bagboy should
be able to handle that.
01:08:08.773 --> 01:08:11.133 align:center
First question. Do you
know where the ticket is?
01:08:13.078 --> 01:08:14.348 align:center
Hello!
01:08:39.504 --> 01:08:42.434 align:center
You better give me an answer or I'm
gonna snap your ribs like toothpicks.
01:08:45.276 --> 01:08:49.046 align:center
Do you know
where the ticket is?
01:08:50.548 --> 01:08:52.448 align:center
Will you give it to me?
01:08:54.853 --> 01:08:55.943 align:center
Good boy.
01:08:56.488 --> 01:08:57.978 align:center
Just get me my bike.
01:08:58.056 --> 01:08:59.586 align:center
Are you negotiating?
01:08:59.658 --> 01:09:01.758 align:center
Yeah. Yeah,
and you're outta time.
01:09:01.826 --> 01:09:03.026 align:center
You might have these
assholes in the bag,
01:09:03.094 --> 01:09:05.464 align:center
but you can't lean on me like
this when we get to the hospital.
01:09:05.530 --> 01:09:07.330 align:center
That's my offer!
Get me my bike!
01:09:07.832 --> 01:09:09.492 align:center
I'll get you the ticket.
01:09:10.635 --> 01:09:11.865 align:center
How do we make that happen?
01:09:12.037 --> 01:09:14.137 align:center
Manny. Bring me Manny.
01:10:09.194 --> 01:10:11.024 align:center
How ya doing, George?
01:10:29.714 --> 01:10:31.944 align:center
Charlie, pull up to the side!
01:10:34.452 --> 01:10:36.242 align:center
Put it back there?
01:10:36.321 --> 01:10:37.811 align:center
Yeah, I'm pushing it through.
01:10:37.889 --> 01:10:39.089 align:center
Shit.
01:11:01.312 --> 01:11:03.432 align:center
Get out. Come on.
01:11:05.850 --> 01:11:07.190 align:center
Here they come.
01:11:08.186 --> 01:11:10.556 align:center
I'm gonna kick your ass till
Thursday if he doesn't have it.
01:11:10.622 --> 01:11:13.212 align:center
It's in his bag. Why do you
think I was chasing him?
01:11:13.291 --> 01:11:14.951 align:center
Mmm-hmm. Can I get
my bike now, please?
01:11:15.026 --> 01:11:16.856 align:center
Hey. Hey, fellas.
01:11:18.763 --> 01:11:20.163 align:center
What's up?
01:11:21.432 --> 01:11:22.872 align:center
Take this kid inside
to get his bike.
01:11:22.934 --> 01:11:24.024 align:center
All right.
01:11:24.102 --> 01:11:25.222 align:center
But bring him back.
01:11:25.303 --> 01:11:26.393 align:center
Will do.
01:11:29.774 --> 01:11:32.404 align:center
Hello, sir! Rough day, huh?
01:11:33.845 --> 01:11:35.105 align:center
Yeah. Yeah.
01:11:51.763 --> 01:11:53.453 align:center
Have to ask your permission
to search your bag.
01:11:53.531 --> 01:11:54.621 align:center
You're not
in any trouble at all.
01:11:54.699 --> 01:11:55.729 align:center
I have reason
to believe somebody
01:11:55.800 --> 01:11:58.210 align:center
may have put something in
there without your knowledge.
01:11:58.269 --> 01:11:59.469 align:center
Uh...
Okay.
01:11:59.537 --> 01:12:00.737 align:center
Hey, did you just
bring a bike in?
01:12:00.805 --> 01:12:01.935 align:center
End of the row.
01:12:02.006 --> 01:12:03.166 align:center
Okay.
01:12:03.608 --> 01:12:05.808 align:center
Hey, you see somebody hanging
on the back of my truck?
01:12:05.877 --> 01:12:07.347 align:center
No, I just got here.
Like who?
01:12:07.512 --> 01:12:09.842 align:center
Like some batshit
crazy messenger chick.
01:12:10.014 --> 01:12:11.614 align:center
I think she was
holding on the whole time
01:12:11.616 --> 01:12:13.246 align:center
I was on the West Side Highway.
01:12:14.986 --> 01:12:15.976 align:center
Damn.
01:12:21.059 --> 01:12:24.659 align:center
Something I've been
looking for all damn day.
01:12:25.330 --> 01:12:26.560 align:center
I've had a bit of
a rough day myself.
01:12:26.631 --> 01:12:27.821 align:center
What are you doing?
01:12:37.242 --> 01:12:38.602 align:center
Psst.
01:12:39.043 --> 01:12:40.033 align:center
Got it.
01:12:40.778 --> 01:12:41.768 align:center
Nice!
01:12:42.113 --> 01:12:43.913 align:center
Are there
any more compartments?
01:12:43.982 --> 01:12:45.212 align:center
For what?
01:12:49.087 --> 01:12:50.387 align:center
Over here.
01:12:50.855 --> 01:12:52.415 align:center
I love you for more
than one reason.
01:12:53.458 --> 01:12:55.228 align:center
God damn it!
01:12:55.927 --> 01:12:57.187 align:center
Have a nice day.
01:12:57.262 --> 01:12:58.882 align:center
Yeah, just leave it
right there!
01:12:58.963 --> 01:13:00.523 align:center
I'll take care of it,
not a problem!
01:13:01.900 --> 01:13:03.100 align:center
Shit.
01:13:10.808 --> 01:13:12.968 align:center
I'm gonna shred the living
shit outta that thing.
01:13:13.044 --> 01:13:14.234 align:center
Wait.
01:13:15.380 --> 01:13:16.780 align:center
I'll see you outside.
01:13:16.881 --> 01:13:18.811 align:center
Hey! Where is
the little shit?
01:13:18.883 --> 01:13:21.043 align:center
Left him back there behind the bikes.
End of the row.
01:13:21.119 --> 01:13:22.219 align:center
You left him?
01:13:22.287 --> 01:13:24.017 align:center
What, you wanted me to
watch him the whole time?
01:13:24.088 --> 01:13:27.548 align:center
No, I wanted you to give him
the keys to your car, jackass.
01:13:27.625 --> 01:13:29.255 align:center
Where'd he go?
01:13:30.628 --> 01:13:32.098 align:center
God damn it.
01:13:43.975 --> 01:13:45.465 align:center
Bastard!
01:13:50.014 --> 01:13:51.744 align:center
Can I get some help here?
01:13:57.689 --> 01:13:59.419 align:center
Go round the other side!
01:13:59.490 --> 01:14:00.990 align:center
Outta my way!
01:14:14.839 --> 01:14:16.809 align:center
Hey! Come here!
01:14:20.311 --> 01:14:21.301 align:center
Cut him off!
01:14:22.013 --> 01:14:23.373 align:center
Jesus Christ!
01:14:24.115 --> 01:14:26.515 align:center
Hey! Close the doors!
01:14:26.951 --> 01:14:28.571 align:center
Okey-doke.
01:14:31.723 --> 01:14:33.023 align:center
Come on.
01:14:35.727 --> 01:14:38.997 align:center
Hey, somebody stop her!
The girl on the bike!
01:14:39.530 --> 01:14:40.870 align:center
Come on!
01:14:47.905 --> 01:14:49.635 align:center
Close the doors!
01:14:54.679 --> 01:14:55.739 align:center
Angus, grab her!
01:15:01.686 --> 01:15:03.116 align:center
Come on! Come on!
01:15:18.369 --> 01:15:19.709 align:center
Come on!
01:15:24.909 --> 01:15:26.069 align:center
Hey!
01:15:28.312 --> 01:15:30.142 align:center
You know what? I'm done.
01:15:42.527 --> 01:15:43.587 align:center
Hello?
01:15:43.661 --> 01:15:44.681 align:center
Hey, you out?
01:15:45.363 --> 01:15:48.733 align:center
Holy shit! That was the most fun
I ever had with my clothes on!
01:15:48.900 --> 01:15:50.200 align:center
You know what to tell him?
01:15:50.301 --> 01:15:51.701 align:center
I'm on it.
01:17:47.084 --> 01:17:49.054 align:center
I need a flash mob,
like, five minutes ago.
01:17:52.990 --> 01:17:54.090 align:center
24/7 Delivery.
01:17:54.225 --> 01:17:55.925 align:center
Moosey, it's Raj.
Hey, what's up, Raj?
01:17:55.993 --> 01:17:57.483 align:center
I need the cavalry, bro.
01:17:57.562 --> 01:17:59.722 align:center
No shit. Where we going?
01:18:01.098 --> 01:18:02.398 align:center
Roadrunner.
01:18:02.700 --> 01:18:05.140 align:center
Thought I told you
not to call me, Raj.
01:18:05.203 --> 01:18:06.463 align:center
Oh, really?
01:18:06.537 --> 01:18:08.027 align:center
Hey, it's Phoebe.
Who's at the bridge?
01:18:08.139 --> 01:18:09.839 align:center
Cyclehawk.
01:18:10.675 --> 01:18:11.665 align:center
This is Johnny.
01:18:27.625 --> 01:18:29.885 align:center
Yeah. I got it. I got it.
01:18:31.128 --> 01:18:32.358 align:center
Well, tell him I got it.
01:18:32.430 --> 01:18:33.490 align:center
He can send whoever he wants,
01:18:33.564 --> 01:18:36.494 align:center
the Red Army, General Chow,
I don't give a hoot.
01:18:36.567 --> 01:18:38.467 align:center
Yeah, I have the money.
01:18:40.037 --> 01:18:43.637 align:center
147, Doyers Street. Cross is Pell.
Five minutes.
01:18:52.550 --> 01:18:53.580 align:center
Check this out.
01:18:53.651 --> 01:18:54.891 align:center
Whoa, man!
That was a faux back.
01:19:01.292 --> 01:19:03.152 align:center
Oh, shit. Come on,
I gotta go. I gotta go.
01:19:10.001 --> 01:19:11.161 align:center
Time to ride!
01:19:12.003 --> 01:19:13.163 align:center
Pay heed, people!
01:19:14.939 --> 01:19:16.069 align:center
Here we go!
01:19:50.675 --> 01:19:54.135 align:center
You know how they say, "There's
enough to go around for everybody"?
01:19:56.113 --> 01:19:57.773 align:center
There isn't.
01:19:59.350 --> 01:20:00.550 align:center
Give me the ticket.
01:20:09.960 --> 01:20:13.660 align:center
Yeah, you know the thing about these folks?
They never testify.
01:20:16.867 --> 01:20:18.767 align:center
Who's to say
you didn't lunge at me?
01:20:21.205 --> 01:20:24.335 align:center
Give me the ticket.
01:20:30.848 --> 01:20:32.648 align:center
Oh, what, is that your backup?
01:20:35.219 --> 01:20:36.249 align:center
Yup.
01:20:44.528 --> 01:20:45.728 align:center
Them, too.
01:20:48.733 --> 01:20:50.393 align:center
Suck it, douche bag.
01:20:51.102 --> 01:20:52.262 align:center
Get off me!
01:20:54.705 --> 01:20:57.405 align:center
Stay the hell off me.
I said stay away!
01:21:23.768 --> 01:21:25.038 align:center
Sister Chen?
01:21:26.237 --> 01:21:27.537 align:center
Delivery.
01:21:37.148 --> 01:21:38.308 align:center
Oh, shit.
01:21:45.923 --> 01:21:48.253 align:center
Yeah, what? What, huh?
01:21:48.459 --> 01:21:51.019 align:center
I'm a cop, you zipperheads.
What are you going to do?
01:21:59.970 --> 01:22:01.170 align:center
What?
01:22:02.907 --> 01:22:05.107 align:center
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait a second.
01:22:07.578 --> 01:22:09.548 align:center
Wait a second. I need a...
01:22:16.987 --> 01:22:18.317 align:center
Okay.
01:22:19.156 --> 01:22:23.356 align:center
Okay, just gimme a break.
I need to think for a second.
01:23:25.055 --> 01:23:26.115 align:center
Thank God.
01:23:36.400 --> 01:23:37.900 align:center
Are you okay?
01:24:04.728 --> 01:24:08.858 align:center
I'll still take 6th Avenue at rush
hour over an office with a view.
01:24:09.867 --> 01:24:13.397 align:center
Might have to put on the
suit someday, but not yet.
01:24:14.238 --> 01:24:17.768 align:center
Fixed gear,
steel frame, no brakes.
01:24:22.146 --> 01:24:23.136 align:center
Can't stop.
01:24:26.317 --> 01:24:27.647 align:center
Don't want to, either.
01:25:37.021 --> 01:25:38.481 align:center
Let's get this.
01:25:38.656 --> 01:25:40.186 align:center
This is Joe's bike.
01:25:40.357 --> 01:25:43.457 align:center
And that's where he ended up.
01:25:43.627 --> 01:25:45.117 align:center
That's rough.
This is cool.
01:25:45.195 --> 01:25:47.595 align:center
I mean, kids, don't try this at
home or nothing, but, like...
01:25:47.631 --> 01:25:49.431 align:center
Seriously, let's,
um, get you to the hospital.