WEBVTT 01:10.960 --> 01:12.660 Wilee. 01:52.568 --> 01:53.668 Shit. 01:58.874 --> 02:01.064 I can't work in an office. 02:01.143 --> 02:03.113 I don't like wearing suits. 02:03.178 --> 02:04.338 I like to ride. 02:04.980 --> 02:07.150 Fixed gear, steel frame, no brakes. 02:07.216 --> 02:09.046 The bike cannot coast. 02:09.218 --> 02:11.488 The pedals never stop turning. 02:11.920 --> 02:13.020 Can't stop. 02:13.689 --> 02:14.819 Don't want to either. 02:16.925 --> 02:18.255 There are 1.500 bike messengers 02:18.327 --> 02:19.627 on the street in New York City. 02:20.162 --> 02:22.792 You can e-mail it, FedEx it, fax it, scan it, 02:22.865 --> 02:24.765 but when none of that shit works 02:24.833 --> 02:28.033 and this thing has to be at that place by this time, 02:28.203 --> 02:29.603 you need us. 02:32.808 --> 02:35.338 Some of us get killed out here. 02:35.411 --> 02:36.771 Pedestrians are a menace. 02:38.480 --> 02:39.580 Cabs are killers. 02:40.683 --> 02:43.113 One time or another we all get hit. 02:43.185 --> 02:45.315 Sometimes we gotta hit back. 02:45.788 --> 02:47.518 If you're not gonna use it, 02:49.758 --> 02:50.918 I guess you don't need it. 02:50.993 --> 02:51.983 My mirror! 02:55.898 --> 02:58.738 And we stick together, 'cause most people 02:58.801 --> 03:00.891 just wish we'd get off the street. 03:00.969 --> 03:04.239 "Go get a haircut. Take a shower. Get out of the way." 03:04.640 --> 03:05.810 Stop! 03:07.342 --> 03:09.032 Pay heed! 03:09.978 --> 03:11.748 They have no idea why anyone 03:11.814 --> 03:13.504 would risk their lives in a death maze 03:13.582 --> 03:15.272 for 80 bucks on a good day. 03:16.985 --> 03:19.215 But if you're out here thinking about the money, 03:19.688 --> 03:21.988 you're not gonna be around to spend it. 03:44.246 --> 03:45.506 Hey! 04:04.633 --> 04:05.793 Hey, it's Vanessa. 04:05.868 --> 04:07.508 Leave me a message and I'll call you back. 04:08.137 --> 04:10.107 'Kay, I'm actually leaving a voice mail now. 04:10.172 --> 04:12.072 This is demeaning. Why won't you call me? 04:12.875 --> 04:13.965 Hey. 04:17.312 --> 04:19.402 Samantha Harris, TVM? Yep. 04:21.583 --> 04:23.713 And sign here, please. 04:24.887 --> 04:26.517 You need a number, too? 04:27.156 --> 04:29.056 You got a pickup for me? You already got it. 04:29.258 --> 04:30.418 Positive I did not. 04:30.492 --> 04:31.822 No, someone from your company. 04:32.427 --> 04:33.517 What'd he look like? 04:33.595 --> 04:35.325 He was prettier than me. 04:46.241 --> 04:47.291 Whoo! 04:47.409 --> 04:49.209 Hey, watch your back. 05:01.790 --> 05:03.760 Manny's office, this is Manny. 05:03.859 --> 05:05.019 Dude, you jumped my route? 05:05.527 --> 05:07.297 I had a drop-off. It was sitting right there, man. 05:07.362 --> 05:08.552 Dude, but that's my tag. 05:08.630 --> 05:10.190 Then how come it's in my bag? 05:10.265 --> 05:11.525 I'm coming to get it. 05:11.600 --> 05:13.520 Wasting your time, man. I'm almost there already. 05:14.169 --> 05:15.439 Well, I'm right behind you. 05:15.604 --> 05:18.234 Yo, it isn't yours, it's mine now. Like your girlfriend. 05:18.307 --> 05:20.537 Oh, I'm getting worried, dude. Real concerned. 05:20.609 --> 05:23.609 It's been a couple of days. Manny's a gentleman, 05:23.779 --> 05:25.779 but Manny's got appetites. Click! 05:26.181 --> 05:27.401 Asshole. 05:43.699 --> 05:47.269 No, no, no, sweetheart. Think Gandhi, not Sitting Bull. Boom! 05:47.336 --> 05:48.326 Yes, I'm already on it. 05:48.403 --> 05:49.893 Sweetheart, I gotta go. 05:49.972 --> 05:51.592 Security Courier. 05:51.673 --> 05:54.263 Uh-huh. Get line two a 20 on Squid. Got it. 05:54.343 --> 05:57.473 I'm right here. Goddamn radio got run over. 05:57.546 --> 05:59.706 Raj. What the hell, man. Manny jumped my route? 05:59.781 --> 06:00.971 Is it so? 06:01.049 --> 06:03.079 Yes, it's so. You shouldn't try to be Zen, dude. 06:03.151 --> 06:04.271 You're wearing a gold chain. 06:04.286 --> 06:08.556 Ah, Tito, my midtown monster, slow and steady comes in last. 06:08.624 --> 06:10.314 You get passed by a hot dog cart today? 06:10.392 --> 06:13.652 The pedals turn, Raj. Not just the left one, but the right one, too. 06:13.729 --> 06:15.249 I have no idea what he's talking about. 06:15.297 --> 06:17.357 The words he says, they don't go together 06:17.432 --> 06:19.422 to create meaning in a traditional sense, 06:19.501 --> 06:20.991 but I believe it is profound. 06:21.069 --> 06:22.799 Hey, I'm light. You got anything else today? 06:22.871 --> 06:23.861 I need another job. 06:23.939 --> 06:24.969 Ah, the pedals turn, my friend, the pedals turn. 06:25.040 --> 06:26.030 That doesn't mean anything. 06:26.108 --> 06:27.348 Ah, well, Tito said it, not me. 06:28.644 --> 06:29.734 No hello? 06:29.811 --> 06:31.171 Hey, Vanessa, I hope you're gonna fix 06:31.246 --> 06:32.566 that wheel and get back out there. 06:32.614 --> 06:33.704 Yep. 06:39.554 --> 06:41.074 Why didn't you call me back? 06:41.156 --> 06:43.646 I don't have anything else to say. 06:46.962 --> 06:48.862 Okay, I know you're not about to kiss me right now. 06:48.931 --> 06:51.051 Why? You don't want me to? 06:51.133 --> 06:52.763 My hand to God, I don't. 06:52.834 --> 06:54.394 Then why did your back just arch? 06:54.469 --> 06:55.739 It did not. Yes, it did. 06:55.804 --> 06:56.794 Nope. 06:56.872 --> 06:57.932 Like it always does. 06:59.308 --> 07:00.438 See, you did it again. 07:00.509 --> 07:01.569 Stop! 07:03.045 --> 07:04.035 Really? Come on. 07:04.112 --> 07:05.132 No. 07:05.514 --> 07:06.744 Okay. Ride safe. 07:06.882 --> 07:08.942 Security Courier. 07:09.017 --> 07:11.177 Yo, Nima, what's up? 07:11.753 --> 07:13.743 Yeah, he's here. Where we going? 07:13.822 --> 07:15.012 Okay. 07:15.857 --> 07:19.227 Okay. All right. Great. Got it. 07:19.294 --> 07:21.764 Wilee, you're in luck. Your alma mater summons. 07:21.830 --> 07:25.740 116th Street entrance, law school main office, drop is in Chinatown. 07:25.801 --> 07:28.261 I need you south of Pell in 90 minutes. Let's go. 07:28.337 --> 07:30.537 You're getting 50 for that run at least. Give me 40. 07:30.605 --> 07:32.365 Forget it. Tito. 07:32.441 --> 07:33.531 Never mind. 07:33.608 --> 07:36.638 Marco. Polo. I got a nice long run for you guys. 07:36.712 --> 07:37.972 Can't do it. Why not? 07:38.046 --> 07:39.746 Gotta get hammered. Fair enough. 07:39.815 --> 07:41.445 Come on, man. I'm tired, I'm hungry, 07:41.516 --> 07:43.316 my day is taking a turn for the shitty, give me the 40. 07:43.385 --> 07:46.325 I'll give you 30. Don't screw it up. It's premium rush. 07:49.725 --> 07:51.055 Hey, Wilee. 07:51.126 --> 07:53.356 You and me, man! Central Park. Just one lap. 07:53.628 --> 07:54.998 Straight up bicycle race. 07:55.063 --> 07:58.123 No whale riding, no bumper surfing, none-a your alleycat bullshit. 07:58.467 --> 08:01.067 I'll kick your ass, man. Have you seen my thighs? 08:01.136 --> 08:03.226 Have you seen my thighs? 08:25.994 --> 08:26.984 What do you want? 08:27.562 --> 08:29.052 So you into Spandex now? 08:29.231 --> 08:30.751 On your right! 08:31.099 --> 08:33.829 God, can you forget about Manny? He's just helping me move. 08:34.236 --> 08:36.136 Move? What, you guys are moving? 08:36.204 --> 08:37.604 No, I'm moving, she's staying. 08:37.672 --> 08:38.832 Why? 08:38.907 --> 08:41.547 I don't wanna talk about it. She wants me out by the end of the day. 08:41.576 --> 08:43.166 What, did you get into a fight with her, too? 08:43.245 --> 08:44.675 I'll call you back. 08:44.746 --> 08:46.236 Shit. 09:05.534 --> 09:07.694 Hey, walk that thing! 09:11.039 --> 09:13.309 Wilee? Oh, it is you. 09:13.375 --> 09:14.805 Hey, man. 09:15.277 --> 09:16.747 Hey, what you been up to, man? 09:16.812 --> 09:18.802 You know, running reds, killing peds. 09:18.880 --> 09:20.850 I heard you never took the bar. 09:20.916 --> 09:22.646 It's on my list. 09:22.717 --> 09:23.977 Don't stress about it. 09:24.052 --> 09:26.542 Hey, they say if you snort some Ritalin, it's a cakewalk. 09:26.621 --> 09:28.451 Sage advice, Mr. Hand. 09:32.627 --> 09:33.657 Oh. 09:33.728 --> 09:36.198 Hey, Nima. They didn't tell me it was you who called. That it? 09:36.264 --> 09:39.464 It must be there by 7:00. Deliver only to Sister Chen. 09:39.534 --> 09:40.664 Where am I going? 09:40.735 --> 09:44.835 Chinatown. 147, Doyers. Is that going to be difficult? 09:45.507 --> 09:46.597 Would be for some. 09:46.675 --> 09:48.195 It's a tiny street, very hard to see... 09:48.210 --> 09:51.340 I'll find it. Time is now, uh, 5:33. 09:51.947 --> 09:55.007 Sign here and print your name under it, please. 09:57.152 --> 09:58.382 You okay? 09:58.820 --> 10:00.950 I heard you got, uh, roommate troubles. 10:01.022 --> 10:03.082 I feel bad, I kinda hooked you guys up. 10:03.158 --> 10:07.118 Deliver only to Sister Chen. It must be there by 7:00. 10:07.529 --> 10:08.829 It's extremely important. 10:09.664 --> 10:10.964 Always is. 10:16.938 --> 10:18.098 Gonna need the envelope. 10:22.677 --> 10:24.647 Thanks. Have a nice day. 10:29.851 --> 10:30.901 Hey! 10:31.019 --> 10:32.819 Oh, hey, there you are. 11:02.551 --> 11:03.711 Hey! 11:04.252 --> 11:05.772 Hey, excuse me, messenger guy. 11:05.854 --> 11:07.934 That envelope you picked up, I gotta ask for it back. 11:07.956 --> 11:09.386 Who are you? Forrest J. Ackerman. 11:09.457 --> 11:11.687 Head of campus security. The woman who gave you the envelope, 11:11.760 --> 11:13.610 she's not authorized to use the school account. 11:13.662 --> 11:16.522 It's an internal matter I've been investigating. Not your problem. 11:16.598 --> 11:17.998 Can I have the envelope, please? 11:18.366 --> 11:20.836 Yeah, the thing is, once it goes in the bag, it's gotta stay in the bag 11:20.902 --> 11:22.522 unless I hear from a dispatcher. 11:22.604 --> 11:25.364 Fine. Call him. I'll talk to him. I got the receipt right here. 11:25.440 --> 11:26.470 Nima gave that to you? 11:26.541 --> 11:27.561 Who? 11:28.176 --> 11:29.306 Nima. 11:29.377 --> 11:32.277 You don't know the name of the woman you're, um, investigating? 11:32.347 --> 11:33.627 Oh, yeah. Nima, right. I'm sorry, 11:33.648 --> 11:35.248 I couldn't hear you. Your mouth was full. 11:35.684 --> 11:37.584 Thing is, man, company I work for, 11:37.652 --> 11:39.512 it's called "Security Courier." 11:39.588 --> 11:42.028 The "Security" part means that once people give us their shit, 11:42.090 --> 11:44.690 we don't just hand it out to random strangers on the street, so... 11:44.793 --> 11:47.783 Listen, I just spent $7 on this delicious urban food log, 11:47.862 --> 11:50.192 so if you'd step aside and let me eat, that'd be great. 11:52.300 --> 11:53.530 What's your name? 11:53.602 --> 11:55.092 Wilee. Wilee. 11:55.904 --> 11:58.934 Wile E? Like the coyote? Mmm-hmm. 11:59.307 --> 12:00.677 That's cute. Thanks. 12:00.742 --> 12:02.802 You got a real name? A girlfriend? 12:02.877 --> 12:05.347 Family? People who give a shit if they see you again? 12:06.481 --> 12:07.741 Who are you, man? 12:07.816 --> 12:10.306 I'm the guy you don't fuck with. 12:14.289 --> 12:15.489 Hold my log. 12:20.295 --> 12:21.595 Hey! 12:24.399 --> 12:26.069 Have a nice day, douche bag! 12:26.601 --> 12:27.721 Okay. 12:48.156 --> 12:49.626 I just wanted to say I was sorry. 12:49.691 --> 12:51.621 That thing was important to me. 12:51.693 --> 12:53.593 Maybe that doesn't mean shit to you... 12:53.662 --> 12:55.632 No, it means something to me. I just forgot, that's all. 12:55.697 --> 12:57.027 Okay, I get it. 12:57.265 --> 12:58.855 Look, this is three sorrys now. 12:58.933 --> 13:00.193 It's actually only two. 13:00.268 --> 13:03.438 Well, you hung up on one of 'em, so that's on you. 13:03.538 --> 13:05.438 I don't get it. Honestly? Watch it! 13:05.507 --> 13:06.537 Whoa! 13:06.608 --> 13:07.708 Excuse me. 13:07.776 --> 13:09.306 I just don't get it. 13:09.377 --> 13:12.407 I mean, you have opportunity and all that brain and you throw it away. 13:12.480 --> 13:13.920 Look, why are we having this conversation? 13:13.982 --> 13:15.382 You get it. You ride like I do. 13:15.450 --> 13:17.150 No, I ride, but not like you, Wilee. 13:17.285 --> 13:18.985 I put a brake on my bike and I use it. 13:19.054 --> 13:21.484 Yeah, and that brake's gonna get you killed. You should get rid of that. 13:21.556 --> 13:23.756 The worst shit that ever happened to me happened when I had a brake. 13:23.825 --> 13:25.125 Brakes are death. 13:25.460 --> 13:29.490 You know what? That thing you say, it's not as cute anymore. 13:29.564 --> 13:31.294 You could have any job you want. 13:31.366 --> 13:34.496 When I see a guy in a gray business suit, my age, 13:34.569 --> 13:36.939 makes my balls shrivel up into my abdomen. 13:37.005 --> 13:38.235 Whatever. 13:38.306 --> 13:39.396 Hi, Alonzo. 13:39.474 --> 13:42.504 We get paid to ride. What could be better than that? 13:42.577 --> 13:44.377 Do you know why I ride? 13:44.446 --> 13:46.646 Because I hate waiting tables. Thank you. 13:46.715 --> 13:50.275 Look, I'm sorry that I didn't come to your school thing. 13:50.352 --> 13:51.942 But what do you want me to do about it right now? 13:52.020 --> 13:53.120 My "school thing"? 13:53.188 --> 13:56.088 It was graduation and you blew it off for a race. 13:56.157 --> 13:58.627 Look, I know it took me eight years to get my degree, 13:58.693 --> 14:02.323 but I'm gonna get a decent job and sit behind a desk all day. 14:02.397 --> 14:04.957 I don't need anyone in my life telling me that it's meaningless 14:05.033 --> 14:06.693 'cause it means something to me. 14:06.768 --> 14:09.108 And I need to know that I can count on you. 14:10.505 --> 14:11.635 Hello? 14:11.706 --> 14:13.696 I gotta go. Of course you do. 14:13.775 --> 14:15.265 I'm gonna call you back. 14:18.380 --> 14:19.510 Hey, what? 14:19.781 --> 14:22.341 Douche bag? What the hell's the matter with you? 14:22.417 --> 14:25.447 Come on, son, this is silly. You're gonna skin your knee. 14:25.520 --> 14:27.550 Oh, I think I'll be all right. Thank you, though. 14:27.622 --> 14:29.312 Just pull over, right up here. 14:29.991 --> 14:31.111 Come on. 14:32.093 --> 14:34.323 You're a very uncooperative guy, you know that? 14:34.996 --> 14:36.726 Come on, give it to me! No! 14:40.535 --> 14:41.625 You take care now! 14:43.571 --> 14:44.831 Oh, shit! 15:16.271 --> 15:17.491 Whoa! Ah! 15:19.607 --> 15:20.737 Shit. 15:22.944 --> 15:25.314 I'm chasing a bicycle. 15:55.343 --> 15:56.673 Jesus. 16:28.042 --> 16:29.332 Ah, tricky. 16:32.313 --> 16:34.073 You moron! You're right! 16:34.148 --> 16:35.208 You maniac! 16:35.283 --> 16:36.303 Sorry! My fault! 16:39.654 --> 16:42.024 Hey! Give me the envelope! 16:42.457 --> 16:43.517 What? 16:43.591 --> 16:44.991 You can hear me, you little shit. 16:45.059 --> 16:46.429 Sorry, I can't hear you! 16:46.494 --> 16:48.824 Ah, what's it to you? Come on! 16:50.198 --> 16:52.968 Give me the goddamn envelope! 16:53.434 --> 16:55.234 Oh, that? No. 17:02.243 --> 17:04.003 No, no, no. 17:10.151 --> 17:12.981 I just wish they wouldn't ride on the sidewalk, you know? 17:13.054 --> 17:15.074 I mean, look, I understand you've got a job to do. 17:15.323 --> 17:16.953 Whoa! Oh! 17:17.025 --> 17:18.325 Excuse me! 17:23.598 --> 17:24.628 Ah! 17:27.035 --> 17:28.835 Whoa! Hey, hey! 17:28.903 --> 17:30.893 Hey, hey, hey! Slow down! 17:37.845 --> 17:40.375 Now, see? I told you this wouldn't end well for you. 17:41.382 --> 17:42.672 Huh? 17:43.618 --> 17:45.058 Where'd you go? 17:46.721 --> 17:47.741 Hey! 17:48.222 --> 17:49.452 Come here! 17:53.861 --> 17:55.621 Yo! Hey! Whoa. 18:00.401 --> 18:01.991 Yo, you crazy? 18:02.804 --> 18:05.674 NYPD! I wanna talk to you for a minute! 18:05.740 --> 18:06.970 Great. 18:08.810 --> 18:10.370 Hey! Pull over! 18:13.581 --> 18:14.671 Hey! Ah! 18:17.318 --> 18:19.188 Delinquent scum! 18:21.389 --> 18:22.949 Red shirt on the bicycle! 18:23.157 --> 18:24.597 NYPD! 18:26.427 --> 18:29.297 You just caused an accident back there! Pull over! 18:31.699 --> 18:32.859 Come on. 18:46.080 --> 18:47.070 Oh, shit! 19:01.129 --> 19:02.289 My baby! 19:30.858 --> 19:32.088 Shit. 19:33.094 --> 19:34.454 You little shit. 19:41.703 --> 19:43.173 Thanks for helping me with this. 19:43.237 --> 19:44.637 You know I'm always there for you. 19:44.706 --> 19:47.976 Well, I couldn't have done it on my own, so thanks. 19:48.409 --> 19:50.879 Look, it's none of my business, 19:50.945 --> 19:52.875 but, um, you know you saved yourself a lot of heartache 19:52.947 --> 19:54.477 breaking up with the Coyote Man. 19:54.549 --> 19:56.779 I mean, seriously, you know, he's crazy. 19:56.984 --> 19:58.884 And it's not like he's some great cyclist or something. 19:58.953 --> 20:02.943 I mean, he's just got a death wish, that's all. That's no skill. 20:08.362 --> 20:09.762 Only reason he beats me in alleycats 20:09.831 --> 20:11.421 is 'cause the man got a mental instability. 20:11.499 --> 20:12.939 I mean, all that fixie bullshit. 20:13.000 --> 20:14.600 You know, the no brakes, no gears. 20:14.869 --> 20:15.999 That's ridiculous. 20:16.070 --> 20:17.170 Yeah, I hear ya. 20:17.238 --> 20:20.038 Look, think about it, okay? 20:20.308 --> 20:22.468 He's broke his left collarbone twice. 20:22.543 --> 20:24.633 Got a couple concussions, a pin in his wrist. 20:24.712 --> 20:27.802 That's when he was doing all that trick stuff. He's not into that anymore. 20:27.915 --> 20:32.015 Okay, sure, but the way he rides, hmm? What does that tell you? 20:32.420 --> 20:34.220 How much he loves it, I guess. 20:34.722 --> 20:37.212 Then he's got him some confused priorities, babe. 20:42.930 --> 20:44.270 Whoa. 20:44.332 --> 20:46.522 Yeah. No, Manny. 20:49.437 --> 20:52.967 Hey, uh, my roommate's in some kind of trouble and she won't text me back. 20:53.040 --> 20:56.950 Can you just drop me off over on Broadway? Please? I gotta go find her. 20:57.011 --> 20:58.101 Okay, okay. Okay. 20:58.179 --> 20:59.209 Thanks. 21:14.962 --> 21:16.192 Jesus. 21:16.798 --> 21:18.068 Shit. 21:22.103 --> 21:23.533 This douche bag tried to... 21:23.604 --> 21:24.964 I can hear you. 21:25.039 --> 21:27.009 Sorry. Uh... 21:27.074 --> 21:29.374 Guy tried to rob me and run me over with his car. 21:29.443 --> 21:30.913 Are you injured? No. 21:30.978 --> 21:32.178 You wanna file a complaint? 21:32.246 --> 21:33.376 No, I want him arrested. 21:33.447 --> 21:35.647 It's like attempted vehicular manslaughter, or whatever. 21:35.650 --> 21:36.750 Is it, Your Honor? Have a seat, 21:36.818 --> 21:38.148 someone will be right out to take your statement. 21:38.219 --> 21:40.419 I also have a picture of his license plate number. 21:40.488 --> 21:42.718 That's fantastic. Have a seat, someone will be right with you. 21:42.790 --> 21:45.030 Thank you for your concern. 22:08.115 --> 22:09.605 Holy moly. 22:10.952 --> 22:12.412 Hey. What do ya know? 22:13.020 --> 22:15.390 Detective Monday graces us with his presence. 22:15.456 --> 22:16.756 Yeah. I'm sorry I'm late. 22:16.858 --> 22:19.018 Your wife had a lot of unusual requests. 22:19.093 --> 22:20.283 Yeah? She still got that rash? 22:20.361 --> 22:21.521 Mmm. Yeah. I worked around it. 22:23.764 --> 22:24.994 What's the matter with your face, Monday? 22:25.099 --> 22:26.869 Goddamn tooth went abscess on me, 22:26.934 --> 22:28.864 vicious little bastard. I go to the dentist, 22:28.936 --> 22:31.596 son of a bitch got me in the waiting room an hour and a half. 22:31.672 --> 22:33.692 Finally, he sits me in the chair, takes one look at it... 22:33.774 --> 22:37.674 Yanks it right out of my head. Can you believe it? Yeah, that's why I'm late. 22:58.900 --> 23:00.200 Oh, yeah. 23:05.339 --> 23:07.509 Yeah. Got you now, sucker. 23:09.243 --> 23:10.543 Monster hand, monster hand. 23:13.447 --> 23:14.507 Jesus, you're kidding me! 23:14.849 --> 23:17.909 Goddamn shit! No! 23:18.085 --> 23:21.355 Next time better luck, Bobby, huh? Not bad hand, not bad hand. 23:21.455 --> 23:22.475 Almost, Bobby. 23:26.427 --> 23:27.897 Everything okay, Bobby? 23:27.995 --> 23:30.465 Oh, it's great. I just gotta get to work is all. 23:30.531 --> 23:32.261 Same old, same old. 23:32.566 --> 23:35.096 Mr. Monday, Mr. Sunday. 23:38.205 --> 23:39.395 Rebuy. 23:42.410 --> 23:44.080 Hello? Rebuy. 23:52.019 --> 23:53.739 Let me get you a Coke, Bobby. No, thank you. 23:53.754 --> 23:55.234 I need five grand. What's the problem? 23:55.289 --> 23:56.729 It's up to 17. 23:56.791 --> 23:58.381 Which happens to be my lucky number. 23:58.459 --> 24:01.159 This isn't your game, man. Anglos don't have the math for Pai Gow. 24:01.228 --> 24:02.258 Mr. Lin thinks... 24:02.330 --> 24:03.730 What does Mr. Lin think? 24:03.798 --> 24:06.398 Huh? He can't get shut down 'cause a cop owes him a few dollars? 24:06.467 --> 24:07.697 Come on, you don't wanna talk like that. 24:07.768 --> 24:08.968 72nd Street. Brooklyn Players. 24:09.036 --> 24:10.436 They all went down eventually. 24:10.504 --> 24:12.134 They all go down, Charlie Chan. 24:12.206 --> 24:13.296 Maybe you need to go get some fresh air. 24:13.374 --> 24:15.304 You take a walk in the park! 24:15.376 --> 24:16.536 I want a rebuy! 24:21.782 --> 24:24.252 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry. 24:24.318 --> 24:25.518 Sorry. 24:25.586 --> 24:27.556 Look, if you really need cash... 24:27.788 --> 24:28.948 I shouldn't be telling you this. 24:29.023 --> 24:30.143 What? 24:30.257 --> 24:32.057 You know that bitch snakehead my sister works for? 24:32.126 --> 24:33.146 Yeah. 24:33.227 --> 24:34.217 She said they got a serious ticket 24:34.295 --> 24:36.555 coming down from a hawaladar in Morningside, tonight. 24:37.365 --> 24:38.695 Mmm. How much is it worth? 24:38.766 --> 24:39.786 Fifty grand. 24:39.867 --> 24:41.837 And that ticket is as good as cash. 24:41.902 --> 24:43.692 If you get a hold of that thing and bring it here, 24:43.771 --> 24:45.701 your money problems with us are over. 24:45.773 --> 24:49.073 Maybe I take a little finder's fee, let's just say a third. 24:49.143 --> 24:51.803 Mr. Lin gets the rest, and you're even. 24:52.713 --> 24:55.473 What do I look like, a change-snatcher to you? I'm a cop. 24:55.549 --> 24:57.649 I look like a purse-pincher, a goddamn mugger? 24:57.718 --> 24:59.778 I'm just trying to help you out. 24:59.854 --> 25:02.284 You don't wanna do that, then be a big boy, 25:02.356 --> 25:04.756 go to the Shy, borrow what you gotta borrow. 25:04.825 --> 25:07.055 Mr. Lin gets his 17, you're right back in. 25:07.128 --> 25:08.328 Yeah. 25:13.434 --> 25:15.024 What's the vig? Twenty points. 25:15.102 --> 25:16.122 That's ridiculous. 25:16.203 --> 25:17.193 Don't take it. 25:17.271 --> 25:18.701 From our friends in Ozone Park? 25:18.773 --> 25:20.133 You wish. 25:20.207 --> 25:21.677 Brighton Beach. Ah, shit. 25:21.742 --> 25:23.762 Seriously, don't take it. 25:25.579 --> 25:26.879 Give it to me. 25:38.325 --> 25:40.155 Hey, where you going? 25:49.303 --> 25:50.533 He took it across the street. 25:50.604 --> 25:51.794 I have now seen it all. 25:51.906 --> 25:53.566 Look at that sick bastard. 26:11.492 --> 26:12.722 Come on. 26:13.828 --> 26:16.268 Yeah, come on, come on. 26:17.331 --> 26:19.391 Are you sure you want to put that all in one hand? 26:19.467 --> 26:20.957 Yeah, I'm sure. 26:22.236 --> 26:23.466 Come on. 26:23.537 --> 26:25.127 This is the one. 26:26.006 --> 26:27.496 Let's see, what do we got here? 26:27.575 --> 26:29.045 What do we got? Ah, nah, nah, nah. 26:29.110 --> 26:31.640 Keep your eyes to yourself, all right, buddy? 26:31.812 --> 26:33.372 I'm not done. 26:33.581 --> 26:35.601 Six plus seven is shit! 26:35.683 --> 26:37.013 Six plus five is shit. 26:37.084 --> 26:40.214 Eight plus five is six... Is seven... Is shit. 26:40.287 --> 26:43.087 It's all shit, no matter how you add it up. 26:46.760 --> 26:47.930 Yeah. 26:48.596 --> 26:50.536 Whatever, whatever. Thanks a lot. 26:57.338 --> 26:58.538 That a Chinese phone book? 26:58.606 --> 26:59.736 Yeah. 27:02.209 --> 27:03.739 Don't stop yet. 27:04.979 --> 27:05.969 Why, you getting tired? 27:06.046 --> 27:08.576 Hey, wait a minute. Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 27:12.620 --> 27:13.850 Tired, my ass. 27:23.464 --> 27:25.024 What... That... 27:26.333 --> 27:29.423 That's my tooth! You piece of shit! 27:29.503 --> 27:31.493 I said nothing permanent! 27:32.173 --> 27:34.263 Hey, I'm talking to you! Get over here! 27:34.808 --> 27:37.338 There are goddamn rules about this shit! 27:37.411 --> 27:39.271 Okay? You think it doesn't apply? 27:39.346 --> 27:41.286 I'll take a lump or two if I cross the line, 27:41.348 --> 27:43.268 but you think I'm gonna grow new teeth at my age? 27:43.551 --> 27:44.571 Mr. Lin... 27:44.652 --> 27:45.642 Mr. Lin! 27:45.719 --> 27:46.919 Hey! 27:47.721 --> 27:49.741 What? Is Mr. Lin in charge? 27:51.025 --> 27:54.465 Is Mr. Lin President of the United States? 27:55.696 --> 27:59.536 Let me tell ya something, boys. I am a cop! 28:01.268 --> 28:04.038 You do not do this! 28:11.478 --> 28:14.178 Hey. Come on, it wasn't that bad. 28:19.386 --> 28:22.376 He'll be all right. Come on. Come on, papi. 28:24.158 --> 28:26.098 Yeah, there you go. See? 28:28.629 --> 28:30.569 Get your buddy to Bellevue. 28:35.269 --> 28:37.669 Fourteen minutes. I timed it. 28:37.738 --> 28:41.508 That's how long it took you to soak yourself in gasoline and set it on fire. 28:46.180 --> 28:48.780 That ticket you were talking about? 28:49.416 --> 28:51.886 I think I'm gonna need the address. 28:54.355 --> 28:57.755 Yeah, the goddamn dentist. Is that a good enough reason for you? 28:57.825 --> 28:59.985 Two hours in the chair. Can you believe it? 29:01.295 --> 29:03.785 Well, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. 29:03.864 --> 29:07.234 I'm gonna go get my morphine. I'll be right back. 29:56.216 --> 29:57.446 You know, I've been thinking about firemen. 29:57.518 --> 29:58.678 What about 'em? 29:58.986 --> 30:02.886 They hang out together, you know, they work out. They cook pasta. 30:02.956 --> 30:04.116 Pose for calendars. 30:04.558 --> 30:06.528 What are you talking about? We should do that. 30:06.593 --> 30:07.833 I'm not posing for any calendar. 30:15.602 --> 30:16.792 No towels? 30:16.870 --> 30:18.240 Depressing. 30:47.067 --> 30:49.167 Hey, look who's here, Lance Armstrong. 30:49.236 --> 30:50.436 Hey, what's up? 30:50.504 --> 30:51.494 Hey, guys. 30:51.572 --> 30:52.972 Whoa, hold up a minute. 30:53.474 --> 30:55.104 What's up? What happened to you? 30:55.209 --> 30:58.049 I just got my ass kicked by a kid on a bicycle. 30:58.112 --> 30:59.202 Jesus, you okay? 30:59.279 --> 31:00.579 I'm all right. 31:02.816 --> 31:04.976 Monday, come on, we gotta see that guy. 31:05.052 --> 31:06.742 Yeah, all right. 31:10.624 --> 31:13.054 Monday, seriously, we gotta go. Let's go. 31:14.061 --> 31:16.551 You talk to him this time. He responds to you better. 31:16.630 --> 31:20.160 - Really? I don't know why. - I can't stand the guy. 31:20.267 --> 31:22.637 Yeah, but he doesn't know that. 31:30.811 --> 31:32.901 Monday, are you coming? 31:34.915 --> 31:36.345 Uh, yeah, I, uh... 31:37.551 --> 31:40.311 I forgot my bullets. I'll meet you guys there, okay? 31:40.754 --> 31:42.414 Who forgets their bullets? 31:42.489 --> 31:43.689 Monday. 32:14.521 --> 32:15.541 Shit. 32:25.032 --> 32:26.962 Hey, red shirt! NYPD! 32:27.034 --> 32:28.264 Come on, dude. 32:33.574 --> 32:35.504 Oh, really? I'm working on it. 32:35.576 --> 32:37.066 The guy's dead. What? 32:37.144 --> 32:40.044 The guy you beat up, Bobby. He didn't even make the ride to the hospital. 32:40.113 --> 32:41.743 You got a real knack for making it worse, you know that? 32:42.249 --> 32:43.519 Mmm. 32:44.651 --> 32:46.111 God damn it. 32:47.221 --> 32:48.511 Uh, I'll make amends. 32:48.589 --> 32:49.619 Start with the money. 32:49.723 --> 32:52.023 Get that ticket. Bring it to Mr. Lin's shop on 28th. 32:52.092 --> 32:53.822 You got one hour. 33:06.106 --> 33:09.136 Heads up. Look out, look out. Outta the way. 33:18.452 --> 33:21.012 Police! On your left, lady, look out! 33:22.990 --> 33:24.520 Jesus Christ. 33:25.959 --> 33:27.259 What do you want me to do? 33:33.700 --> 33:35.900 Hello, everybody! Stand still! 33:35.969 --> 33:37.729 Lady, stand still! You're good. There you go. 33:41.441 --> 33:44.231 Police! Coming through. Lady, please. 33:44.545 --> 33:45.775 Whoa! Heads up, man. 33:59.526 --> 34:00.996 Whoa, buddy! 34:03.897 --> 34:05.887 Oh, my God! Stop already! 34:13.874 --> 34:17.134 You're making it worse for yourself, I swear to God! 34:17.344 --> 34:20.244 Keep the kids back! Keep 'em back! NYPD! 34:28.722 --> 34:29.742 Oh, no! 34:34.227 --> 34:36.027 God damn it! 35:18.872 --> 35:19.962 Mister! 35:20.040 --> 35:21.310 That way! 35:23.110 --> 35:25.310 Get your arms inside the bus! 35:53.607 --> 35:54.637 Dispatch. 35:54.708 --> 35:56.608 What did you do to me, man? What the hell am I carrying? 35:56.677 --> 35:57.767 Wilee? Where are you? 35:57.844 --> 36:00.714 I do not carry drug shit, or whatever the hell this is! 36:00.781 --> 36:02.681 It's not drugs. It can't be drugs. 36:02.749 --> 36:04.809 It's from a highly respected East Coast college. 36:04.885 --> 36:06.405 It's probably drugs. Yep. 36:06.520 --> 36:08.250 Listen to me. I almost got my ass killed 36:08.321 --> 36:10.011 three times in the last 20 minutes! 36:10.090 --> 36:11.220 And it wasn't my fault! 36:11.458 --> 36:13.588 Is somebody messing with you? You need backup? 36:13.660 --> 36:15.900 No. I just wanna get rid of the thing. 36:15.962 --> 36:17.052 Well, I got nobody else. 36:17.130 --> 36:19.430 The only person here is Tito, and I can't send him that far north. 36:19.499 --> 36:21.099 The guy's like 98 years old. No offense. 36:23.370 --> 36:24.460 Dude, just call the college 36:24.471 --> 36:26.701 and tell them I'm bringing the package back, okay? I'm done with it. 36:26.907 --> 36:30.347 No, no, don't take it back! Come on! Wilee... 36:33.447 --> 36:34.977 Manny. 36:35.148 --> 36:36.978 Just the person I need to see. 36:37.751 --> 36:38.741 What's up? 37:05.979 --> 37:10.049 Yeah, hello. Uh, I'm calling about an order you just picked up. 37:11.585 --> 37:13.075 Order number? 37:14.554 --> 37:18.284 Um... Yep, yep, got it right here. 2231970. 37:21.128 --> 37:22.858 Yeah, that's it. 37:23.764 --> 37:27.754 Uh, I'm gonna need to change the delivery address on that envelope. 37:29.236 --> 37:32.696 Yeah. Me, I'm Forrest J. Ackerman, Dean of Students. 37:41.815 --> 37:44.075 I've got that appointment now. I'll see you in a bit. 37:44.151 --> 37:45.241 Okay. 38:15.949 --> 38:17.319 Hi. Hey. 38:17.584 --> 38:20.314 I'm almost done. My friend borrowed a truck to help me move, 38:20.387 --> 38:22.657 so I'll be outta here by 6:00. 38:22.722 --> 38:24.052 Thank you. 38:24.124 --> 38:27.284 I'm sorry it is so sudden. You will be all right? 38:27.460 --> 38:30.370 Yeah. I'm staying with my aunt until I find a place. 38:30.430 --> 38:31.660 Okay, good. 38:31.731 --> 38:33.131 I still don't get what happened. 38:33.200 --> 38:35.330 Did I do something to piss you off or something? 38:35.402 --> 38:37.372 No, I told you, it's a private matter. 38:38.438 --> 38:39.538 Okay. 38:40.307 --> 38:43.147 Excuse me, I have some things to take care of. 38:54.221 --> 38:55.651 Whoa. 38:55.755 --> 38:56.775 Where'd you get all that? 38:56.857 --> 38:57.847 This is my business. 38:57.924 --> 38:58.944 Better for you to stay out of it. 38:59.025 --> 39:00.015 Are you going out with that? 39:00.093 --> 39:02.523 'Cause this is New York City, you can't walk around with all that money. 39:02.596 --> 39:03.656 Where are you going? 39:03.730 --> 39:04.760 Down the street. 39:04.831 --> 39:06.091 Where? The nail salon. 39:06.233 --> 39:07.223 The nail salon? 39:07.367 --> 39:09.927 This is something I have to do. I don't have a choice. 39:10.003 --> 39:11.263 Okay. I'm coming with you. 39:11.404 --> 39:12.994 No, thank you. 40:03.990 --> 40:05.390 Mr. Leung? 40:22.509 --> 40:24.479 NYPD. Yeah? 40:25.011 --> 40:26.171 You got a minute? 40:38.959 --> 40:40.189 Count it. 40:44.264 --> 40:46.354 A lot of money for a young lady. 40:46.633 --> 40:49.263 Took me two years. I work three jobs. 40:50.770 --> 40:52.770 American dream, huh? 40:53.239 --> 40:54.579 Is to work three jobs? 40:54.908 --> 40:56.608 These days, yes. 40:59.179 --> 41:00.739 You speak Mandarin? 41:01.147 --> 41:02.547 Yes. 41:03.049 --> 41:08.319 If you lose the ticket I cannot give you back the money. 41:09.022 --> 41:10.782 You understand? 41:12.325 --> 41:14.555 This ticket now is money. 41:15.395 --> 41:17.865 For whoever holds it. 41:20.500 --> 41:22.530 If you have problems 41:23.203 --> 41:25.263 you don't call the police 41:25.905 --> 41:27.735 you call this number. 41:30.143 --> 41:33.803 The Hawala system settles its own problems. 41:36.716 --> 41:39.186 This money is for a snakehead? 41:39.252 --> 41:40.242 Yes. 41:40.320 --> 41:41.310 Which one? 41:41.388 --> 41:42.448 Sister Chen. 41:42.622 --> 41:44.412 She won't take cash. 41:44.624 --> 41:46.254 She sent me to you. 41:47.027 --> 41:51.467 Did you tell anyone you were coming here? 41:51.931 --> 41:53.691 Only my friend. 41:54.768 --> 41:57.768 This city is not your village. 41:58.671 --> 42:02.361 Many people would rob you if they know what you have. 42:02.776 --> 42:04.576 My friend wouldn't tell anyone. 42:04.844 --> 42:07.434 If she did they may be watching for you. 42:14.354 --> 42:17.054 Can someone else deliver the ticket for you? 42:17.357 --> 42:20.227 Someone they won't recognize? 42:21.227 --> 42:22.697 I don't know. 42:23.930 --> 42:24.990 Think about it. 42:25.331 --> 42:28.561 May the Buddha watch over you. 42:50.156 --> 42:51.386 Hey! 43:19.552 --> 43:20.982 Security Courier. 43:21.054 --> 43:22.574 Yo, Nima. What's up? 43:22.755 --> 43:24.455 I have a pickup from our office. 43:24.524 --> 43:27.044 It will be ready in about 10 minutes. 43:27.994 --> 43:29.084 Is Wilee available? 43:29.529 --> 43:31.629 Yeah, he's here. Where we going? 43:31.698 --> 43:32.798 Okay. 43:33.733 --> 43:36.823 Okay, all right. Great. Got it. 43:37.137 --> 43:39.037 Wilee, you're in luck. Your alma mater summons. 43:47.780 --> 43:49.010 Come on! 44:18.611 --> 44:20.401 Good to see you, too. 44:21.681 --> 44:23.041 Excuse me. 44:41.668 --> 44:42.768 Damn. 44:46.272 --> 44:47.602 Damn it. 44:49.008 --> 44:50.708 Oh, hey. Excuse me. Yeah. 44:50.777 --> 44:51.867 Uh, NYPD. 44:51.945 --> 44:54.175 I'm looking for a young Asian woman, 44:54.247 --> 44:56.407 about 22, 23, blue shirt, black pants. 44:56.482 --> 44:58.542 She just walked by a minute ago. 44:58.618 --> 45:00.558 Know where I can find her? Let me think. Yeah, I do. 45:00.620 --> 45:02.650 Hey, walk that thing! 45:02.722 --> 45:03.842 Yeah, I believe so. 45:05.959 --> 45:08.019 Thanks. Have a nice day. 45:13.233 --> 45:15.823 Hey! Oh, hey, there you are. 45:17.370 --> 45:18.870 Hey, there. 45:19.472 --> 45:21.732 Forrest J. Ackerman, Internal Revenue Service, 45:21.808 --> 45:23.178 Wire Fraud Investigation Unit. 45:23.376 --> 45:24.366 Yes? 45:24.477 --> 45:27.377 Now, young lady, you realize this system 45:27.447 --> 45:29.047 of money transfer you're participating in 45:29.115 --> 45:32.345 circumvents about 18 different United States banking regulations? 45:33.353 --> 45:35.253 I'm not sure I understand. Oh, relax. 45:35.588 --> 45:38.488 It's not you that's facing jail time. At least I don't think so. 45:38.558 --> 45:40.498 These hawaladars are known to prey on 45:40.560 --> 45:42.470 unsuspecting illegal immigrants. 45:42.695 --> 45:43.885 I'm not illegal. 45:43.963 --> 45:45.163 We don't have to get into that. 45:45.164 --> 45:46.994 I have a student visa. With you? 45:47.200 --> 45:48.330 At home. 45:48.401 --> 45:50.861 Oh, see, it's supposed to be with you at all times. 45:50.937 --> 45:53.537 Yeah, you leave it at home, that's a good way to get yourself deported. 45:53.606 --> 45:56.076 But we don't have to go down to Immigration and talk about that now. 45:56.142 --> 45:59.002 That's totally unnecessary. We need to settle it right here. 45:59.078 --> 46:00.708 I just need to see the envelope 46:00.780 --> 46:02.910 the hawaladar gave you. Please. 46:05.218 --> 46:06.658 I don't understand. 46:07.553 --> 46:08.913 What don't you understand? 46:09.022 --> 46:12.152 Why someone who says he's an IRS agent 46:12.225 --> 46:14.625 has a New York City police detective's badge. 46:18.197 --> 46:19.787 Come over here. 46:20.033 --> 46:21.393 Okay. 46:22.835 --> 46:25.205 What are you doing? Let me go! 46:25.838 --> 46:27.308 Okay, smarty-pants. 46:28.608 --> 46:30.768 You know what the HR shrink said I have? 46:31.110 --> 46:33.410 Impulse control issues. 46:35.014 --> 46:37.534 Like you need a college degree to figure that out. 46:37.617 --> 46:39.317 I'm telling you this so you know 46:39.385 --> 46:41.045 that it's in your best interest 46:41.120 --> 46:43.420 not to lie to me or waste my time, 46:43.489 --> 46:45.829 but give me the goddamn envelope. 46:45.892 --> 46:49.582 Please. Before I lose my shit and rip your throat out. 46:49.829 --> 46:51.169 Clear enough? 46:53.800 --> 46:55.100 What's that? 47:01.441 --> 47:03.101 What did you do? 47:10.316 --> 47:12.046 Damn it. Damn it. 47:13.519 --> 47:15.009 Oh! Hey! 47:15.888 --> 47:17.188 Excuse me! 47:17.256 --> 47:18.886 Messenger guy! 47:18.958 --> 47:20.288 That envelope you just picked up? 47:20.360 --> 47:22.090 I'm gonna have to ask for that back. 47:25.198 --> 47:26.898 What are you doing here? 47:26.966 --> 47:28.526 What is up with you? Nothing. 47:28.601 --> 47:30.221 Well, that doesn't look like nothing. 47:30.303 --> 47:32.393 It's my problem. It's personal. 47:32.472 --> 47:34.462 Did that cop find you? 47:35.041 --> 47:36.531 You saw him? 47:37.343 --> 47:38.703 What did you tell him? 47:38.778 --> 47:40.218 He said there were some people planning to 47:40.279 --> 47:41.719 rob you and he was trying to stop it. 47:41.748 --> 47:43.278 He wanted to help you. 47:43.349 --> 47:45.079 Oh, yes, he helped me very much. 47:45.151 --> 47:46.171 What's going on? 47:46.352 --> 47:47.872 You're no friend. We are not friends. 47:47.954 --> 47:48.944 Yes, we are. 47:49.122 --> 47:52.022 I told you one thing, and you almost ruined it all. 47:52.091 --> 47:53.421 I'll take care of myself. 47:53.593 --> 47:57.393 Nima. You gotta start trusting somebody. Please, tell me. 47:58.331 --> 47:59.921 What's going on? 48:03.870 --> 48:06.000 Wilee? What are you doing here? 48:06.072 --> 48:07.162 Oh, Nima. 48:07.240 --> 48:08.800 You can't have delivered already, it's not possible. 48:08.875 --> 48:10.635 You know what? It's really uncool to let a messenger service 48:10.710 --> 48:12.240 deliver your illegal bullshit. 48:12.311 --> 48:13.831 Where is my envelope? It's hard enough out there. 48:13.913 --> 48:14.903 Where is it? 48:14.981 --> 48:17.001 I gave it back to the front desk. 48:22.755 --> 48:25.155 Did a messenger just come by and drop off an envelope? 48:25.224 --> 48:27.284 Yeah, and another one just came and picked it up. 48:30.096 --> 48:31.496 Who told them to change the address? 48:53.019 --> 48:54.219 Hey. 48:55.321 --> 48:56.541 You get your envelope back? 48:58.257 --> 48:59.657 Someone else come and pick it up? 49:01.461 --> 49:03.421 But it's going to the wrong place. 49:03.496 --> 49:04.556 What? 49:05.198 --> 49:06.258 Why? 49:06.332 --> 49:07.492 What do you care? 49:26.252 --> 49:28.942 So, what was that thing I was carrying? 49:29.288 --> 49:33.018 It's like a receipt for a great deal of money. 49:34.594 --> 49:36.224 What's the money for? 49:36.395 --> 49:38.525 A she-tou. A snakehead. 49:38.998 --> 49:40.268 What's that? 49:40.333 --> 49:41.523 It's a kind of importer. 49:42.602 --> 49:47.162 Right. So you're, uh, involved in some kind of drug thing? 49:48.441 --> 49:49.491 No. 49:50.042 --> 49:52.032 What are you "importing"? 49:55.648 --> 49:56.808 My son. 49:58.351 --> 50:01.141 I came to this country on a student visa. 50:01.220 --> 50:02.560 He was to come right after me. 50:03.089 --> 50:05.889 It is not illegal. He can travel on my visa. 50:06.526 --> 50:08.656 But then an article I wrote about Tibet 50:08.728 --> 50:10.788 a long time ago was posted on the Internet. 50:12.532 --> 50:15.892 For the past years they have not let him leave China. 50:18.070 --> 50:20.870 So I have to get him out another way. 50:20.940 --> 50:22.670 Because I will have my son. 50:27.847 --> 50:29.837 Why'd you have to go and ask for me? 50:29.916 --> 50:30.936 Huh? 50:31.017 --> 50:34.387 Vanessa always said you was the best at what you do. 50:35.054 --> 50:36.784 She says maybe she can never count on you, 50:36.889 --> 50:40.059 but at work, there's no one better. 50:40.726 --> 50:42.356 She said that? 50:42.728 --> 50:44.098 Is it true? 50:45.498 --> 50:47.268 Can I count on you? 50:51.203 --> 50:52.773 Let me see the name on the sheet. 50:58.778 --> 51:01.248 How come you don't answer my calls? 51:01.314 --> 51:03.504 Because I got a business to run. What do you want? 51:03.583 --> 51:05.553 You picked up an envelope from Nima 51:05.618 --> 51:07.518 at the college office at 5:30. Where is it? 51:07.587 --> 51:08.917 Jesus, what is it with this envelope? 51:08.988 --> 51:11.588 People love it, they hate it, they gotta have it, they gotta get rid of it. 51:11.691 --> 51:13.351 It's like cigarettes or Democrats. 51:13.459 --> 51:15.089 Where is the, uh, opener? 51:15.161 --> 51:16.321 Who's got it, Raj? 51:16.429 --> 51:18.029 Your boy Wilee pussied out. 51:18.097 --> 51:19.397 He said he was taking it back. 51:19.465 --> 51:20.835 So it's back at the school? 51:20.900 --> 51:23.870 Negativo. Somebody called to change the drop-off address. 51:23.936 --> 51:26.836 Why are there a million tools in here and nothing to open a beer? 51:26.906 --> 51:27.966 A man or a woman? 51:28.040 --> 51:29.310 That would be a dude. 51:29.375 --> 51:30.805 So who's gonna pick it up? 51:30.876 --> 51:32.366 I gave it to Manny. 51:32.445 --> 51:33.535 Shit. 52:07.446 --> 52:10.606 Which way are you going, you roided-out freak? 52:25.197 --> 52:26.427 Really? 52:30.169 --> 52:31.229 Hey, where are you? 52:31.303 --> 52:33.493 Corner of Broadway and Kiss My Ass. What do you want? 52:33.572 --> 52:35.092 Need that envelope you just got. 52:35.174 --> 52:36.304 Oh, do you really? 52:36.375 --> 52:38.205 Yeah, seriously. You don't know what it is. 52:38.277 --> 52:40.717 I know exactly what it is, 50 bucks if I get it there by 7:00. 52:40.980 --> 52:43.110 What, you're getting 50? Raj is only giving me 30! 52:43.182 --> 52:44.642 Yeah, speed costs money, pussy! 52:44.950 --> 52:47.220 Pull over and give it to me, man! I'll explain later. 52:47.286 --> 52:48.756 Okay, pussy, I'll wait right here. 52:48.821 --> 52:50.221 There, I just stopped at 112th. 52:52.124 --> 52:54.554 Bullshit, dude, I can hear the wind. You're still moving. 52:54.627 --> 52:58.067 Yeah, Manny rides fast! You should try it, it feels good! 52:59.398 --> 53:01.098 Hello? Asshole! 53:03.302 --> 53:04.922 Wilee? Oh, now you want to talk? 53:05.004 --> 53:06.494 This whole thing is my fault. 53:06.806 --> 53:09.706 You're hard to keep track of. I accept your apology. Can I call you back? 53:09.775 --> 53:12.575 That envelope Nima gave you is for her kid. She has a kid. 53:12.712 --> 53:13.872 I know. I just talked to her. 53:13.879 --> 53:14.959 Well, do you still have it? 53:15.047 --> 53:17.647 I'm chasing it down Broadway right now. I really gotta call you back. 53:17.717 --> 53:19.237 Manny is taking it to the wrong people. 53:19.285 --> 53:20.755 I tried to call him, but he won't pick up. 53:20.886 --> 53:22.416 I'm on it. I'll get him. 53:22.488 --> 53:24.788 No, it's my fault. You don't need to get involved. 53:24.924 --> 53:26.584 Well, it's on my way home anyway. 53:26.659 --> 53:28.289 Just tell me where you are. 53:28.360 --> 53:31.130 Baby, this situation sucks. I don't want you anywhere near it. 53:31.197 --> 53:34.297 Hey, Jersey, you wanna move your fat-ass SUV! 53:34.600 --> 53:36.560 You know how sexy you are when you talk like that? 53:36.602 --> 53:38.262 Wilee. I'll call you when I deliver. 53:38.504 --> 53:39.564 Wait! 53:39.638 --> 53:40.668 Count on it. 53:43.843 --> 53:44.833 Shit. 53:59.692 --> 54:02.622 Hey, Wilee, I got an idea. Why don't you race me for it? 54:02.728 --> 54:05.668 You get to 28th Street before I do, I'll give you the envelope. 54:05.731 --> 54:07.521 We'll go through the park. Enter on 106. 54:07.600 --> 54:09.330 I don't have time for this bullshit, man. 54:09.401 --> 54:10.591 You don't got the legs for it, man. 54:10.669 --> 54:11.909 And that steel pig you're riding 54:11.971 --> 54:12.991 ain't gonna help you neither. 54:13.072 --> 54:16.062 Be like me, baby. Parlee, custom-cut carbon fiber! 54:16.242 --> 54:17.472 I am begging you. 54:17.643 --> 54:19.473 My bike fits me like a Naturalamb, son. 54:19.578 --> 54:20.948 Just listen for one second. 54:21.013 --> 54:22.033 See you in the park. 54:22.114 --> 54:23.414 Manny! Peace! 54:23.482 --> 54:24.912 God damn it. 54:27.753 --> 54:30.913 Okay. You wanna race, let's race. 54:53.879 --> 54:55.179 Dispatch. 54:55.247 --> 54:57.687 Raj, I need that address you sent Manny to right now. 54:57.750 --> 55:00.190 Manny? Come on. Don't the three of you ever get tired 55:00.252 --> 55:02.042 of this Real World shit you keep playing? 55:02.121 --> 55:03.211 Raj! 55:03.289 --> 55:05.689 Manny, Wilee, Wilee, Manny. 55:06.258 --> 55:08.658 When does Raj get to climb Mount Vanessa, hmm? 55:08.794 --> 55:10.854 The address, God damn it! 55:11.297 --> 55:13.197 Hold on, let me look for it. 55:16.135 --> 55:17.865 Piece of shit. 55:31.817 --> 55:33.077 Fellas. 55:35.287 --> 55:36.447 Manny! 55:36.655 --> 55:38.385 I'll give you the 50 bucks! 55:38.457 --> 55:41.087 Manny can't hear you, Manny's moving too fast. 55:41.227 --> 55:43.757 Come on, man, you don't wanna drag your hefty ass up this hill. 55:45.898 --> 55:48.958 Not a problem for me, baby. I'll just drop into my little ring. 55:54.907 --> 55:57.897 Hey, Fixie, I bet you wish you had gears now, don't you? 56:11.657 --> 56:14.147 Gravity, you is my friend again, baby. 56:19.732 --> 56:21.592 Whoo! Yeah! 56:30.609 --> 56:33.169 Hey, Wilee, I got something for ya! 56:34.246 --> 56:36.006 You like that, huh? 56:36.181 --> 56:38.371 Yeah, I know you do, you little bitch. 57:02.408 --> 57:05.408 I got you, Spandex! I'm on your wheel! 57:08.347 --> 57:10.787 I'm in your draft, dude! It's like you're on my team! 57:10.849 --> 57:12.449 Slow down! Hey. 57:12.518 --> 57:14.048 Guys, get off of the path! 57:15.587 --> 57:18.057 21 dispatch. 21 dispatch, come in. 57:18.724 --> 57:20.314 2-1, bike post 3, you on the air? 57:20.492 --> 57:22.112 Yeah, this is Roselli. Go ahead. 57:22.294 --> 57:24.764 Your bike freak. Beat-up white bike, red shirt? 57:24.830 --> 57:25.860 Yeah? 57:25.931 --> 57:28.331 He's at it again. Park Drive, headed south towards 7th. 57:28.400 --> 57:29.700 I'm on it. 57:34.073 --> 57:36.093 Careful on the path, ma'am. 57:38.310 --> 57:39.980 Dude, when's the race starting? 58:11.010 --> 58:14.350 People, please! Stay awake! Stay alive! 58:17.750 --> 58:19.880 Look out! Look out! 58:27.126 --> 58:28.556 Whoa! 58:28.894 --> 58:29.884 God! 58:33.966 --> 58:35.026 That one hurt. 59:16.208 --> 59:17.868 You're too slow! 59:45.838 --> 59:47.168 Give it up! 59:49.908 --> 59:51.278 NYPD! 59:53.445 --> 59:55.675 Stop the bikes! Both of you! 01:00:09.261 --> 01:00:10.421 Back it up! 01:00:17.436 --> 01:00:19.466 You're such an asshole! 01:00:20.305 --> 01:00:21.635 Screw you, Wilee! 01:00:38.524 --> 01:00:40.994 Billy, pull forward! Pull forward! 01:00:41.560 --> 01:00:42.550 Hey! 01:00:56.141 --> 01:00:58.161 Who the hell are you guys? 01:01:00.546 --> 01:01:01.606 Damn! 01:01:03.415 --> 01:01:04.715 Oh, is that it? 01:01:05.751 --> 01:01:07.581 No! Gimme that! Gimme! No! 01:01:07.653 --> 01:01:09.013 Look at you. 01:01:09.087 --> 01:01:11.957 You have got to be kidding me! Come here! Come here! 01:01:12.724 --> 01:01:14.054 Whoo! 01:01:17.863 --> 01:01:19.293 Hey, what happened to you here? 01:01:19.364 --> 01:01:20.724 You use that goddamn brake again? 01:01:20.799 --> 01:01:22.139 Yeah, I took that shit off. 01:01:24.536 --> 01:01:25.796 Oh, thank you, Jesus. 01:01:25.871 --> 01:01:27.031 Hey! 01:01:27.372 --> 01:01:29.032 Them! Them! 01:01:29.141 --> 01:01:30.161 This way, this way. 01:01:41.353 --> 01:01:42.513 Shit! 01:01:49.461 --> 01:01:50.581 What are you doing? 01:01:52.297 --> 01:01:53.557 Looking for the thing. 01:01:53.632 --> 01:01:54.722 Here it is. 01:01:57.135 --> 01:01:59.165 Roll this up. Really tight, really tight. 01:01:59.238 --> 01:02:00.678 Okay. Shit. 01:02:02.307 --> 01:02:03.567 I mean, holy shit, right? 01:02:03.742 --> 01:02:04.802 I know. 01:02:04.977 --> 01:02:06.067 Is it good? 01:02:06.211 --> 01:02:07.501 Yeah. 01:02:11.116 --> 01:02:12.376 Come on, guys. 01:02:12.884 --> 01:02:14.144 Come on! 01:02:14.219 --> 01:02:15.319 Hey! 01:02:15.821 --> 01:02:16.841 No, you don't. 01:02:23.662 --> 01:02:24.822 Oh, shit. 01:02:25.497 --> 01:02:26.657 Wilee! Huh? 01:02:45.851 --> 01:02:46.941 Shit. 01:02:56.628 --> 01:02:58.788 Wilee? Aren't you afraid you're gonna get killed? 01:02:58.864 --> 01:02:59.854 You believe in luck. 01:02:59.931 --> 01:03:01.661 When your number's up, your number's up. 01:03:01.767 --> 01:03:05.037 Aren't you afraid you're gonna get killed? I mean, the way you ride. 01:03:05.103 --> 01:03:06.463 Wilee! Wilee! 01:03:08.473 --> 01:03:10.533 Aren't you afraid you're gonna get killed? 01:03:10.609 --> 01:03:13.479 Yeah, but if it comes, that's just gonna come outta nowhere. 01:03:13.545 --> 01:03:16.535 Am I afraid? Sure, but that's part of it, you know? 01:03:16.615 --> 01:03:17.915 There's no feeling like that. 01:03:18.183 --> 01:03:19.943 When your number's up, your number's up. 01:03:20.485 --> 01:03:21.615 You could say that. 01:03:21.687 --> 01:03:23.677 So you're a Buddhist, then. 01:03:25.624 --> 01:03:27.994 Yo, give it up for Sleigh Bells! 01:03:28.427 --> 01:03:30.897 That's what's up, that's what's up! Sleigh Bells, yo! 01:03:30.962 --> 01:03:32.052 You believe in luck. 01:03:32.130 --> 01:03:34.130 You know it's the Taoists that believed in luck. 01:03:34.199 --> 01:03:37.729 The Buddha rejected all that. He insisted on cause and effect. 01:03:38.103 --> 01:03:39.503 What kind of bike messenger are you? 01:03:40.539 --> 01:03:43.599 The kind with a Masters in Bullshit and Obfuscation. 01:03:45.344 --> 01:03:47.774 You still haven't answered my original question. 01:03:47.846 --> 01:03:50.716 Aren't you afraid of dying? I mean, the way you ride. 01:03:50.782 --> 01:03:51.972 You wanna know what scares me 01:03:52.050 --> 01:03:54.490 is what happened to my friends who just got out of law school. 01:03:54.586 --> 01:03:57.076 That is collective insanity. 01:03:57.356 --> 01:04:00.416 Compared to that, going down Broadway at 50 with no brakes is fine. 01:04:00.492 --> 01:04:01.512 Sounds good. 01:04:01.593 --> 01:04:03.023 It also sounds like bullshit. 01:04:03.495 --> 01:04:06.325 The bike wants to go fast. It's steadier that way. 01:04:06.398 --> 01:04:08.558 I've never been hurt going all-out. 01:04:08.633 --> 01:04:11.363 It's just the hesitation that'll kill you. 01:04:11.937 --> 01:04:14.667 So you're one of those guys. No brakes. 01:04:14.740 --> 01:04:16.080 No, I hate brakes. 01:04:16.408 --> 01:04:18.138 Brakes are death. 01:04:23.281 --> 01:04:24.711 Now it's time to announce the winner 01:04:24.783 --> 01:04:28.443 of the Fifth Annual New York Bike Messenger Association Alleycat Race. 01:04:28.520 --> 01:04:31.790 Grand prize is $100 and Felipe's bike. 01:04:33.525 --> 01:04:34.955 You like that? 01:04:35.927 --> 01:04:39.527 To the winner for the third consecutive year, 01:04:39.631 --> 01:04:41.691 the original bumper surfer, 01:04:42.100 --> 01:04:44.630 the Coyote Man, Wilee! 01:04:46.104 --> 01:04:49.234 Wilee! That's my boy, right there! All right, baby! 01:04:49.307 --> 01:04:50.897 Well, come on. Come and get it. 01:04:51.543 --> 01:04:52.603 Get up here. 01:04:55.914 --> 01:04:57.884 Give it up, give it up! 01:04:57.949 --> 01:04:58.979 Whoo! Yeah! 01:05:00.252 --> 01:05:01.512 You back? 01:05:02.621 --> 01:05:03.781 Where's my bike? 01:05:03.955 --> 01:05:05.215 Yeah, you're back. 01:05:05.657 --> 01:05:07.257 Where's my bike, seriously? Relax. Relax. 01:05:07.392 --> 01:05:08.682 I can't leave without the bike. 01:05:08.827 --> 01:05:10.387 I'm going with him. No. 01:05:10.462 --> 01:05:11.922 What the hell are you doing? You stay here. 01:05:11.997 --> 01:05:13.827 Hey, I need some help over here. This woman is unruly. 01:05:13.899 --> 01:05:14.999 What? Calm down. 01:05:15.066 --> 01:05:17.006 I didn't even do anything. You got to relax. 01:05:17.068 --> 01:05:18.168 Fine. Okay. 01:05:18.236 --> 01:05:19.826 Is this my bag? Thank you, I appreciate that. 01:05:19.905 --> 01:05:22.375 Hopefully there's nothing missing. This crazy man... 01:05:22.474 --> 01:05:25.104 I don't care what happened! Because you tackled me! 01:05:25.177 --> 01:05:26.297 I didn't mean to tackle you. 01:05:26.311 --> 01:05:28.541 Just FYI, there's a lawsuit happening. 01:05:28.613 --> 01:05:30.103 I'm not saying I'm gonna do it or whatnot, 01:05:30.182 --> 01:05:32.582 but there is one coming. Thank you. 01:05:34.553 --> 01:05:36.743 All right, come on. Get your stuff. 01:05:36.922 --> 01:05:38.412 Hey, chief, I need to talk to you. 01:05:40.959 --> 01:05:42.439 Hey, what's up? I need to talk to you. 01:05:42.461 --> 01:05:43.791 Uh, did he come to? 01:05:43.862 --> 01:05:45.152 Yeah. He's awake. A little messed up. 01:05:45.230 --> 01:05:46.900 He's got a couple of bruised ribs, but he'll be all right. 01:05:46.965 --> 01:05:49.025 Listen, I gotta ask you a favor. Yeah, shoot. 01:05:49.100 --> 01:05:50.870 I have got to talk to this guy right away. 01:05:50.936 --> 01:05:52.096 V? 01:05:53.438 --> 01:05:54.668 The bike. 01:05:57.008 --> 01:05:59.638 His partner got away. I gotta find him before he gets too far. 01:05:59.711 --> 01:06:01.901 Is there any way I could ride and ask him a couple of questions? 01:06:01.980 --> 01:06:03.110 What, right now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:06:03.181 --> 01:06:05.641 If I could just sit with him on the way to the hospital? 01:06:05.717 --> 01:06:07.207 That's very unusual. Oh, yeah. Yeah. 01:06:07.385 --> 01:06:09.875 Well, NYPD needs a favor. Okay? 01:06:10.155 --> 01:06:11.485 Okay, chum? 01:06:11.556 --> 01:06:12.686 All right, come and ride with us. 01:06:12.757 --> 01:06:13.817 All right. Thanks. 01:06:16.962 --> 01:06:18.222 Drive. 01:06:18.296 --> 01:06:20.856 Hey, buddy? Hey, buddy? Hey... 01:06:20.966 --> 01:06:23.496 Ah, they're not your buddies. You're one of these bike assholes. 01:06:23.568 --> 01:06:24.848 You know how much time they waste 01:06:24.870 --> 01:06:26.070 scraping you shitheads off the street? 01:06:26.137 --> 01:06:28.197 This whole city hates you. 01:06:33.345 --> 01:06:36.075 Hey, man. You headed to the impound? 01:06:36.147 --> 01:06:37.477 Yeah. Why? 01:06:37.549 --> 01:06:40.079 Good. Take this thing. I'll meet you there. 01:06:40.151 --> 01:06:43.241 When this asshole comes for his bike, he's mine. 01:06:51.863 --> 01:06:53.423 Time to quit dicking around, son. 01:06:53.498 --> 01:06:56.268 You got involved with some people with real problems. 01:06:56.334 --> 01:06:58.924 Real deadlines. Life and death shit. 01:06:59.004 --> 01:07:01.024 What is this to you? 01:07:01.106 --> 01:07:03.636 What, the slope that gave you the ticket, she gave you some sad story? 01:07:03.742 --> 01:07:06.142 Eighteen cousins in Fujian that wanna come to Chinatown, 01:07:06.211 --> 01:07:08.641 dish out Mongolian beef with snow peas? 01:07:08.713 --> 01:07:11.733 Well, life's hard. Turns out they can't come. 01:07:11.816 --> 01:07:13.306 It's for her kid, man. 01:07:14.653 --> 01:07:17.143 Do I bother her with my problems? 01:07:18.590 --> 01:07:19.720 Where's the ticket? 01:07:26.531 --> 01:07:30.191 Yeah, I hear you got some cracked ribs, that's gotta sting. 01:07:32.237 --> 01:07:33.437 We better be careful. 01:07:33.505 --> 01:07:36.475 Don't want you bouncing around too much in here. Might poke a lung. 01:07:38.143 --> 01:07:40.663 Oh, I'm sorry. Is that uncomfortable? 01:07:40.979 --> 01:07:42.209 Douche bag. 01:07:42.280 --> 01:07:44.250 I don't really care much for that term "douche bag." 01:07:44.316 --> 01:07:47.286 People throw it around like crazy these days, like it's suddenly okay. 01:07:47.352 --> 01:07:49.182 You know what else people say now? "Suck it." 01:07:49.454 --> 01:07:52.854 I was watching TV the other night, 8:30, middle of prime time. 01:07:52.924 --> 01:07:55.324 Kids could be watching. Guy says, "Suck it." 01:07:55.393 --> 01:07:57.453 Everybody's laughing. Ha, ha, ha! 01:07:57.529 --> 01:07:59.399 How is that appropriate? 01:08:00.398 --> 01:08:01.998 I'm gonna ask you some questions. 01:08:02.067 --> 01:08:05.007 And you're gonna give me one-word answers, 01:08:05.070 --> 01:08:06.410 yes or no. 01:08:06.471 --> 01:08:08.701 Even a bagboy should be able to handle that. 01:08:08.773 --> 01:08:11.133 First question. Do you know where the ticket is? 01:08:13.078 --> 01:08:14.348 Hello! 01:08:39.504 --> 01:08:42.434 You better give me an answer or I'm gonna snap your ribs like toothpicks. 01:08:45.276 --> 01:08:49.046 Do you know where the ticket is? 01:08:50.548 --> 01:08:52.448 Will you give it to me? 01:08:54.853 --> 01:08:55.943 Good boy. 01:08:56.488 --> 01:08:57.978 Just get me my bike. 01:08:58.056 --> 01:08:59.586 Are you negotiating? 01:08:59.658 --> 01:09:01.758 Yeah. Yeah, and you're outta time. 01:09:01.826 --> 01:09:03.026 You might have these assholes in the bag, 01:09:03.094 --> 01:09:05.464 but you can't lean on me like this when we get to the hospital. 01:09:05.530 --> 01:09:07.330 That's my offer! Get me my bike! 01:09:07.832 --> 01:09:09.492 I'll get you the ticket. 01:09:10.635 --> 01:09:11.865 How do we make that happen? 01:09:12.037 --> 01:09:14.137 Manny. Bring me Manny. 01:10:09.194 --> 01:10:11.024 How ya doing, George? 01:10:29.714 --> 01:10:31.944 Charlie, pull up to the side! 01:10:34.452 --> 01:10:36.242 Put it back there? 01:10:36.321 --> 01:10:37.811 Yeah, I'm pushing it through. 01:10:37.889 --> 01:10:39.089 Shit. 01:11:01.312 --> 01:11:03.432 Get out. Come on. 01:11:05.850 --> 01:11:07.190 Here they come. 01:11:08.186 --> 01:11:10.556 I'm gonna kick your ass till Thursday if he doesn't have it. 01:11:10.622 --> 01:11:13.212 It's in his bag. Why do you think I was chasing him? 01:11:13.291 --> 01:11:14.951 Mmm-hmm. Can I get my bike now, please? 01:11:15.026 --> 01:11:16.856 Hey. Hey, fellas. 01:11:18.763 --> 01:11:20.163 What's up? 01:11:21.432 --> 01:11:22.872 Take this kid inside to get his bike. 01:11:22.934 --> 01:11:24.024 All right. 01:11:24.102 --> 01:11:25.222 But bring him back. 01:11:25.303 --> 01:11:26.393 Will do. 01:11:29.774 --> 01:11:32.404 Hello, sir! Rough day, huh? 01:11:33.845 --> 01:11:35.105 Yeah. Yeah. 01:11:51.763 --> 01:11:53.453 Have to ask your permission to search your bag. 01:11:53.531 --> 01:11:54.621 You're not in any trouble at all. 01:11:54.699 --> 01:11:55.729 I have reason to believe somebody 01:11:55.800 --> 01:11:58.210 may have put something in there without your knowledge. 01:11:58.269 --> 01:11:59.469 Uh... Okay. 01:11:59.537 --> 01:12:00.737 Hey, did you just bring a bike in? 01:12:00.805 --> 01:12:01.935 End of the row. 01:12:02.006 --> 01:12:03.166 Okay. 01:12:03.608 --> 01:12:05.808 Hey, you see somebody hanging on the back of my truck? 01:12:05.877 --> 01:12:07.347 No, I just got here. Like who? 01:12:07.512 --> 01:12:09.842 Like some batshit crazy messenger chick. 01:12:10.014 --> 01:12:11.614 I think she was holding on the whole time 01:12:11.616 --> 01:12:13.246 I was on the West Side Highway. 01:12:14.986 --> 01:12:15.976 Damn. 01:12:21.059 --> 01:12:24.659 Something I've been looking for all damn day. 01:12:25.330 --> 01:12:26.560 I've had a bit of a rough day myself. 01:12:26.631 --> 01:12:27.821 What are you doing? 01:12:37.242 --> 01:12:38.602 Psst. 01:12:39.043 --> 01:12:40.033 Got it. 01:12:40.778 --> 01:12:41.768 Nice! 01:12:42.113 --> 01:12:43.913 Are there any more compartments? 01:12:43.982 --> 01:12:45.212 For what? 01:12:49.087 --> 01:12:50.387 Over here. 01:12:50.855 --> 01:12:52.415 I love you for more than one reason. 01:12:53.458 --> 01:12:55.228 God damn it! 01:12:55.927 --> 01:12:57.187 Have a nice day. 01:12:57.262 --> 01:12:58.882 Yeah, just leave it right there! 01:12:58.963 --> 01:13:00.523 I'll take care of it, not a problem! 01:13:01.900 --> 01:13:03.100 Shit. 01:13:10.808 --> 01:13:12.968 I'm gonna shred the living shit outta that thing. 01:13:13.044 --> 01:13:14.234 Wait. 01:13:15.380 --> 01:13:16.780 I'll see you outside. 01:13:16.881 --> 01:13:18.811 Hey! Where is the little shit? 01:13:18.883 --> 01:13:21.043 Left him back there behind the bikes. End of the row. 01:13:21.119 --> 01:13:22.219 You left him? 01:13:22.287 --> 01:13:24.017 What, you wanted me to watch him the whole time? 01:13:24.088 --> 01:13:27.548 No, I wanted you to give him the keys to your car, jackass. 01:13:27.625 --> 01:13:29.255 Where'd he go? 01:13:30.628 --> 01:13:32.098 God damn it. 01:13:43.975 --> 01:13:45.465 Bastard! 01:13:50.014 --> 01:13:51.744 Can I get some help here? 01:13:57.689 --> 01:13:59.419 Go round the other side! 01:13:59.490 --> 01:14:00.990 Outta my way! 01:14:14.839 --> 01:14:16.809 Hey! Come here! 01:14:20.311 --> 01:14:21.301 Cut him off! 01:14:22.013 --> 01:14:23.373 Jesus Christ! 01:14:24.115 --> 01:14:26.515 Hey! Close the doors! 01:14:26.951 --> 01:14:28.571 Okey-doke. 01:14:31.723 --> 01:14:33.023 Come on. 01:14:35.727 --> 01:14:38.997 Hey, somebody stop her! The girl on the bike! 01:14:39.530 --> 01:14:40.870 Come on! 01:14:47.905 --> 01:14:49.635 Close the doors! 01:14:54.679 --> 01:14:55.739 Angus, grab her! 01:15:01.686 --> 01:15:03.116 Come on! Come on! 01:15:18.369 --> 01:15:19.709 Come on! 01:15:24.909 --> 01:15:26.069 Hey! 01:15:28.312 --> 01:15:30.142 You know what? I'm done. 01:15:42.527 --> 01:15:43.587 Hello? 01:15:43.661 --> 01:15:44.681 Hey, you out? 01:15:45.363 --> 01:15:48.733 Holy shit! That was the most fun I ever had with my clothes on! 01:15:48.900 --> 01:15:50.200 You know what to tell him? 01:15:50.301 --> 01:15:51.701 I'm on it. 01:17:47.084 --> 01:17:49.054 I need a flash mob, like, five minutes ago. 01:17:52.990 --> 01:17:54.090 24/7 Delivery. 01:17:54.225 --> 01:17:55.925 Moosey, it's Raj. Hey, what's up, Raj? 01:17:55.993 --> 01:17:57.483 I need the cavalry, bro. 01:17:57.562 --> 01:17:59.722 No shit. Where we going? 01:18:01.098 --> 01:18:02.398 Roadrunner. 01:18:02.700 --> 01:18:05.140 Thought I told you not to call me, Raj. 01:18:05.203 --> 01:18:06.463 Oh, really? 01:18:06.537 --> 01:18:08.027 Hey, it's Phoebe. Who's at the bridge? 01:18:08.139 --> 01:18:09.839 Cyclehawk. 01:18:10.675 --> 01:18:11.665 This is Johnny. 01:18:27.625 --> 01:18:29.885 Yeah. I got it. I got it. 01:18:31.128 --> 01:18:32.358 Well, tell him I got it. 01:18:32.430 --> 01:18:33.490 He can send whoever he wants, 01:18:33.564 --> 01:18:36.494 the Red Army, General Chow, I don't give a hoot. 01:18:36.567 --> 01:18:38.467 Yeah, I have the money. 01:18:40.037 --> 01:18:43.637 147, Doyers Street. Cross is Pell. Five minutes. 01:18:52.550 --> 01:18:53.580 Check this out. 01:18:53.651 --> 01:18:54.891 Whoa, man! That was a faux back. 01:19:01.292 --> 01:19:03.152 Oh, shit. Come on, I gotta go. I gotta go. 01:19:10.001 --> 01:19:11.161 Time to ride! 01:19:12.003 --> 01:19:13.163 Pay heed, people! 01:19:14.939 --> 01:19:16.069 Here we go! 01:19:50.675 --> 01:19:54.135 You know how they say, "There's enough to go around for everybody"? 01:19:56.113 --> 01:19:57.773 There isn't. 01:19:59.350 --> 01:20:00.550 Give me the ticket. 01:20:09.960 --> 01:20:13.660 Yeah, you know the thing about these folks? They never testify. 01:20:16.867 --> 01:20:18.767 Who's to say you didn't lunge at me? 01:20:21.205 --> 01:20:24.335 Give me the ticket. 01:20:30.848 --> 01:20:32.648 Oh, what, is that your backup? 01:20:35.219 --> 01:20:36.249 Yup. 01:20:44.528 --> 01:20:45.728 Them, too. 01:20:48.733 --> 01:20:50.393 Suck it, douche bag. 01:20:51.102 --> 01:20:52.262 Get off me! 01:20:54.705 --> 01:20:57.405 Stay the hell off me. I said stay away! 01:21:23.768 --> 01:21:25.038 Sister Chen? 01:21:26.237 --> 01:21:27.537 Delivery. 01:21:37.148 --> 01:21:38.308 Oh, shit. 01:21:45.923 --> 01:21:48.253 Yeah, what? What, huh? 01:21:48.459 --> 01:21:51.019 I'm a cop, you zipperheads. What are you going to do? 01:21:59.970 --> 01:22:01.170 What? 01:22:02.907 --> 01:22:05.107 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a second. 01:22:07.578 --> 01:22:09.548 Wait a second. I need a... 01:22:16.987 --> 01:22:18.317 Okay. 01:22:19.156 --> 01:22:23.356 Okay, just gimme a break. I need to think for a second. 01:23:25.055 --> 01:23:26.115 Thank God. 01:23:36.400 --> 01:23:37.900 Are you okay? 01:24:04.728 --> 01:24:08.858 I'll still take 6th Avenue at rush hour over an office with a view. 01:24:09.867 --> 01:24:13.397 Might have to put on the suit someday, but not yet. 01:24:14.238 --> 01:24:17.768 Fixed gear, steel frame, no brakes. 01:24:22.146 --> 01:24:23.136 Can't stop. 01:24:26.317 --> 01:24:27.647 Don't want to, either. 01:25:37.021 --> 01:25:38.481 Let's get this. 01:25:38.656 --> 01:25:40.186 This is Joe's bike. 01:25:40.357 --> 01:25:43.457 And that's where he ended up. 01:25:43.627 --> 01:25:45.117 That's rough. This is cool. 01:25:45.195 --> 01:25:47.595 I mean, kids, don't try this at home or nothing, but, like... 01:25:47.631 --> 01:25:49.431 Seriously, let's, um, get you to the hospital.