WEBVTT 00:01:43.661 --> 00:01:44.326 align:center (Revolver chamber spins) 00:01:57.471 --> 00:01:59.473 align:center Let's go, go.. Hurry man!! 00:02:01.644 --> 00:02:02.481 align:center (Gunshot) 00:02:03.477 --> 00:02:07.314 align:center Was that the tyre!!? - No, he's shooting at me! Hurry up!! 00:02:07.770 --> 00:02:09.762 align:center (Gunshot) - Hurry up. - Start the car! 00:02:11.235 --> 00:02:13.320 align:center Hurry up.. move, move! - (Engine sputters) 00:02:13.403 --> 00:02:15.405 align:center It's not starting. Push the car. 00:02:15.489 --> 00:02:17.164 align:center Hang on.. there we go! - (Engine starts) 00:02:17.248 --> 00:02:18.405 align:center (Tires squealing) 00:02:21.495 --> 00:02:24.414 align:center What's happening? Who's he? Who are you? 00:02:24.498 --> 00:02:26.875 align:center I'm just a simple man. Please save me! 00:02:26.959 --> 00:02:30.337 align:center Then why is he shooting at you? - I don't know. - (Jeep honking) 00:02:30.420 --> 00:02:34.309 align:center Dude, is this some mafia nonsense? - (Jeep honking) 00:02:34.392 --> 00:02:36.093 align:center I'll get screwed along with you! - (Jeep honking) - (Brakes squeal) 00:02:36.385 --> 00:02:38.846 align:center See that jeep behind us, please go in that! - (Brakes squeal) 00:02:39.680 --> 00:02:40.900 align:center Is that him? 00:02:40.983 --> 00:02:42.746 align:center (Screams) - Oh god! 00:02:43.469 --> 00:02:44.817 align:center (Tires squealing) 00:02:47.912 --> 00:02:48.814 align:center (Tires squealing) 00:02:48.897 --> 00:02:50.488 align:center We have had it! 00:02:50.572 --> 00:02:52.617 align:center Dear lord! Hey, do you know the Hanuman prayer? 00:02:52.700 --> 00:02:53.850 align:center What? 00:02:54.278 --> 00:02:56.317 align:center Gayatri mantra? - I don't. 00:02:56.401 --> 00:02:58.323 align:center Dude, sing any hymn you know! 00:02:58.574 --> 00:03:01.201 align:center "Now I lay me down to sleep.. " - (Gunshot) 00:03:01.285 --> 00:03:02.995 align:center We're dead meat! 00:03:03.078 --> 00:03:04.743 align:center "If I die before I wake, I pray the lord my soul to take.. " 00:03:04.827 --> 00:03:07.249 align:center Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! - (Brakes squeal) 00:03:07.666 --> 00:03:09.001 align:center Hey, what are you doing? 00:03:09.293 --> 00:03:14.047 align:center Go away! Don't follow me! You'll get me killed. 00:03:14.798 --> 00:03:16.425 align:center Shoo! - Stop! 00:03:16.508 --> 00:03:17.342 align:center Wait, brother, please help me! 00:03:17.426 --> 00:03:19.803 align:center Shoo! Get lost! - Please buddy! 00:03:19.887 --> 00:03:22.346 align:center I'm outta here! - Please, Sir! 00:03:25.658 --> 00:03:26.852 align:center Go away from here! 00:03:26.935 --> 00:03:28.353 align:center Please help me! 00:03:52.973 --> 00:03:54.214 align:center Stop! - (Gunshot) 00:03:57.512 --> 00:04:00.159 align:center Whoa! You again? Buzz off! 00:04:00.242 --> 00:04:02.395 align:center I said get lost, you rascal! 00:04:02.478 --> 00:04:04.949 align:center Please.. Taxi! Please.. Don't leave me, Taxi. 00:04:06.861 --> 00:04:08.037 align:center Wait! 00:04:11.464 --> 00:04:13.254 align:center Quick, call the cops! 00:04:13.338 --> 00:04:14.747 align:center Good morning, Sir. 00:04:15.233 --> 00:04:16.644 align:center Welcome. Some tea? 00:04:16.728 --> 00:04:19.661 align:center (Laughs) 00:04:19.821 --> 00:04:20.822 align:center Here.. 00:04:21.241 --> 00:04:25.410 align:center How's life, Ghanshyam? 00:04:25.494 --> 00:04:27.242 align:center You? Here? 00:04:27.326 --> 00:04:30.874 align:center Call your wife. Tell her you've been kidnapped. 00:04:30.958 --> 00:04:33.251 align:center Two million - cash. Got it? 00:04:33.504 --> 00:04:35.366 align:center But.. - What? 00:04:36.231 --> 00:04:37.940 align:center You borrowed money, you didn't return it on time. 00:04:39.874 --> 00:04:47.391 align:center Circuit, I'd said "point the gun", not "shoot all over Mumbai!!" 00:04:47.474 --> 00:04:48.767 align:center What if somebody had to get hurt? 00:04:49.101 --> 00:04:50.560 align:center Chill out bro! 00:04:50.644 --> 00:04:53.397 align:center They're fake bullets.. they just sting! 00:04:53.754 --> 00:05:00.369 align:center Hey, Flo Jo, at this range even.. 00:05:00.990 --> 00:05:03.573 align:center ..a fake bullet can do the job! What? 00:05:03.984 --> 00:05:05.283 align:center Who are you people? 00:05:05.367 --> 00:05:08.787 align:center We're social workers. 'Loan-default Prevention Specialists'. 00:05:09.037 --> 00:05:12.582 align:center You owe him 2 million. Pay up. Go home. 00:05:13.208 --> 00:05:18.255 align:center But Manilal, you know I paid your brother in time. 00:05:18.338 --> 00:05:22.300 align:center My brother swindled half the city and fled to Dubai. 00:05:22.604 --> 00:05:27.723 align:center I don't care what deal you guys had - I want my money. 00:05:27.806 --> 00:05:30.017 align:center But it was you who asked me to pay him!! 00:05:30.100 --> 00:05:33.854 align:center I don't care! I want my money back. 00:05:34.187 --> 00:05:37.190 align:center Hang on.. You paid back his brother? 00:05:37.274 --> 00:05:39.943 align:center Yes. Ask him. - What does he care.. ? 00:05:40.027 --> 00:05:41.381 align:center Quiet! 00:05:45.198 --> 00:05:48.910 align:center Dude, you made a big mistake. 00:05:49.411 --> 00:05:51.204 align:center Ghanshyam, go home. 00:05:57.772 --> 00:06:01.757 align:center And you, call your wife. - But.. why? 00:06:01.840 --> 00:06:04.926 align:center Hey, don't fuse my circuit or.. 00:06:05.010 --> 00:06:07.679 align:center ..you'll be riding home in three different bags! 00:06:07.763 --> 00:06:11.767 align:center Tell your woman to send 1 million, because you've been kidnapped. 00:06:12.267 --> 00:06:14.478 align:center Why one million?! 00:06:14.561 --> 00:06:17.728 align:center Because you were dishonest. 00:06:18.440 --> 00:06:22.527 align:center My father says, "Don't be dishonest, and don't tolerate dishonesty." 00:06:23.028 --> 00:06:25.224 align:center Now, call your wife! 00:06:25.307 --> 00:06:26.205 align:center (Door knocks) 00:06:27.605 --> 00:06:28.767 align:center (Door knocks) 00:06:29.576 --> 00:06:30.744 align:center Circuit. 00:06:31.421 --> 00:06:32.900 align:center (Door knocks) 00:06:33.163 --> 00:06:35.665 align:center Grab him. - Yes brother. 00:06:36.416 --> 00:06:37.209 align:center Quiet! 00:06:37.292 --> 00:06:38.918 align:center (Door knocks) 00:06:44.633 --> 00:06:49.179 align:center Telegram for Murli Prasad Sharma! - Open it, quick! 00:06:50.781 --> 00:06:51.856 align:center When? 00:06:52.808 --> 00:06:55.393 align:center The evening train, brother. - Damn! We're screwed! 00:06:55.953 --> 00:06:57.656 align:center Aalam, call Banwari! Move it!! 00:06:57.740 --> 00:06:58.904 align:center (Laughs) 00:06:58.988 --> 00:07:01.399 align:center The boss's old man is coming, by the 5 o'clock train.. 00:07:01.483 --> 00:07:03.401 align:center What?! - But he always comes in July.. ? 00:07:03.485 --> 00:07:06.988 align:center Fool! He's not the monsoon. He can come whenever. 00:07:07.072 --> 00:07:09.241 align:center The Boss's dad is coming! 5 o'clock! 00:07:09.324 --> 00:07:13.078 align:center The boss is coming! 00:07:13.161 --> 00:07:18.361 align:center C'mon, hurry up! Move it! We don't have time! 00:07:23.065 --> 00:07:25.215 align:center "Moon uncle has gone to bed and.. " 00:07:25.298 --> 00:07:27.676 align:center "..uncle sun has woken up." 00:07:27.759 --> 00:07:29.877 align:center "Look, hold on, friends.. " 00:07:29.960 --> 00:07:32.264 align:center "..the hands of the clock are running." 00:07:32.347 --> 00:07:36.845 align:center "One story has ended and.." 00:07:36.929 --> 00:07:39.855 align:center "..another has begun, uncle." 00:07:40.280 --> 00:07:44.776 align:center "It is morning, Uncle." 00:07:44.860 --> 00:07:49.586 align:center "It is morning, Uncle." 00:07:49.670 --> 00:07:51.795 align:center "Moon uncle has gone to bed and.. " 00:07:51.878 --> 00:07:54.204 align:center "..uncle sun has woken up." 00:07:54.288 --> 00:07:56.476 align:center "Look, hold on, friends.. " 00:07:56.560 --> 00:07:58.598 align:center ".. the hands of the clock are running." 00:08:03.442 --> 00:08:06.839 align:center "Moon uncle has gone to bed and.. " 00:08:06.922 --> 00:08:09.623 align:center "..uncle sun has woken up." 00:08:12.725 --> 00:08:17.299 align:center "How much has one saved, all are worried about that." 00:08:17.383 --> 00:08:21.418 align:center "Life is a bank, it counts every moment." 00:08:26.652 --> 00:08:31.059 align:center "How much has one saved, all are worried about that." 00:08:31.142 --> 00:08:35.411 align:center "Life is a bank, it counts every moment." 00:08:35.870 --> 00:08:42.972 align:center "Look, my love's saving has matured, uncle." 00:08:43.794 --> 00:08:48.382 align:center "It is morning, Uncle.. " 00:08:48.466 --> 00:08:53.804 align:center "It is morning, Uncle.. " 00:08:55.097 --> 00:08:56.682 align:center You're still a rookie, child. 00:08:56.766 --> 00:08:58.601 align:center Sorry.. Forgive me.. It was on the floor.. 00:08:58.684 --> 00:09:00.853 align:center I was returning it. I'm not a pickpocket. 00:09:00.937 --> 00:09:04.899 align:center Bloody thief! Pickpocket! Let's beat him! 00:09:04.982 --> 00:09:10.655 align:center Beat him! - I was returning it. 00:09:10.738 --> 00:09:12.615 align:center See how they're beating the poor thing. 00:09:12.698 --> 00:09:14.659 align:center Hit the rascal! - Don't hit me! 00:09:14.742 --> 00:09:17.245 align:center What are you doing? Make way! - Hit the rascal! 00:09:17.328 --> 00:09:20.790 align:center What are you doing? Leave him! Why are you beating him? 00:09:21.097 --> 00:09:25.378 align:center He stole from me, why are all of you getting excited? 00:09:25.616 --> 00:09:27.421 align:center I will beat this man. Come with me! 00:09:27.505 --> 00:09:30.132 align:center You don't know these ruffians, sir. - Let us at him, we'll teach him! 00:09:30.216 --> 00:09:32.923 align:center Well, should I.. ? - No. 00:09:33.006 --> 00:09:34.341 align:center Do you know who they are? 00:09:34.424 --> 00:09:38.804 align:center These are the people of our country. Look at their faces. 00:09:39.721 --> 00:09:43.266 align:center Someone's fought with his wife, another's son won't listen to him. 00:09:43.600 --> 00:09:45.727 align:center One's jealous of his neighbour's success.. 00:09:46.019 --> 00:09:48.063 align:center ..and one has had it with his landlord's demands. 00:09:48.146 --> 00:09:51.942 align:center From the government's corruption to the cricket team's defeat.. 00:09:52.025 --> 00:09:53.693 align:center ..they're upset about everything. 00:09:53.777 --> 00:09:59.783 align:center But their anger is silent, bottled up. They'll pour it out on you. 00:09:59.866 --> 00:10:02.327 align:center Should I hand you over to them? They'll definitely crack your skull! 00:10:02.411 --> 00:10:06.408 align:center No! Forgive me sir! I made a mistake! 00:10:08.166 --> 00:10:10.710 align:center Can't see them brother.. - Keep looking. 00:10:10.794 --> 00:10:13.505 align:center Alright everyone, he's learned his lesson. 00:10:13.797 --> 00:10:16.338 align:center Thank you for your help. 00:10:16.675 --> 00:10:18.343 align:center Thank you. 00:10:19.428 --> 00:10:24.865 align:center Son, it's simpler to live honestly. Understand? 00:10:24.949 --> 00:10:25.723 align:center Uncle! 00:10:26.768 --> 00:10:29.187 align:center Hello. - Bless you. 00:10:29.271 --> 00:10:31.398 align:center Hello. - Good.. God bless.. 00:10:31.773 --> 00:10:34.818 align:center What the hell are you doing here? - You know him? 00:10:34.901 --> 00:10:37.529 align:center He.. no. 00:10:38.117 --> 00:10:39.364 align:center Porter! 00:10:39.948 --> 00:10:44.369 align:center You're hurt. Come.. our son is a doctor. 00:10:44.453 --> 00:10:47.456 align:center He's here! 00:10:47.539 --> 00:10:48.665 align:center He's here! 00:10:48.748 --> 00:10:50.542 align:center Let's go! Hurry! Hurry! 00:10:50.625 --> 00:10:51.918 align:center He's here! 00:10:53.628 --> 00:10:57.883 align:center Hey.. you! Watch it! The ladder! 00:11:07.273 --> 00:11:12.966 align:center Hey.. I'm hangin' here!! Put it back! Help! 00:11:15.188 --> 00:11:16.776 align:center I am dead! 00:11:21.781 --> 00:11:24.826 align:center Wow! A new signboard? 00:11:24.910 --> 00:11:27.370 align:center Yes. Was put up right after we got the telegram.. This way, Ma'am. 00:11:27.871 --> 00:11:30.499 align:center Go ahead, read it. 00:11:31.017 --> 00:11:34.920 align:center Read it quickly, I want to meet my son. Fine! I'll read it. 00:11:35.003 --> 00:11:38.048 align:center 'Hari Prasad Sharma Charitable Hospital' 00:11:38.715 --> 00:11:41.051 align:center That's his name. Happy? 00:11:41.134 --> 00:11:43.151 align:center Read your name? Let's go in. 00:11:43.595 --> 00:11:47.248 align:center Even my son ran away from the village. 00:11:47.331 --> 00:11:54.314 align:center But, unlike you, he worked hard and became a doctor. Let's go. 00:11:55.307 --> 00:11:59.194 align:center It's what we feared - Lymphosarcoma of the intestines. 00:11:59.277 --> 00:12:01.821 align:center Doc, will I live? 00:12:01.905 --> 00:12:04.074 align:center Yes, because only.. 00:12:04.157 --> 00:12:07.619 align:center ..Dr. Murli Prasad Sharma knows the cure for this disease. 00:12:07.702 --> 00:12:08.828 align:center Really? 00:12:08.912 --> 00:12:10.664 align:center Father, you're here! 00:12:11.957 --> 00:12:13.458 align:center God bless you, son. 00:12:13.542 --> 00:12:16.628 align:center How are you Ma? - Fine. How are you? 00:12:16.711 --> 00:12:17.837 align:center Me? Great! 00:12:17.921 --> 00:12:22.259 align:center Great? He works day and night, ignoring his own health. 00:12:22.342 --> 00:12:27.514 align:center That's my son! Selflessness is the sure way to heaven. 00:12:27.597 --> 00:12:28.473 align:center Thanks, father. 00:12:28.557 --> 00:12:32.310 align:center Oh, and look at this child, he's bleeding. 00:12:32.686 --> 00:12:35.564 align:center The doctor will fix you up. 00:12:37.944 --> 00:12:41.695 align:center You.. ? A doctor?! 00:12:42.849 --> 00:12:46.658 align:center Dr. Lohanna, it's a deep cut, an emergency, fix it! 00:12:47.659 --> 00:12:48.868 align:center But.. 00:12:50.611 --> 00:12:51.413 align:center (Chuckles) 00:12:51.496 --> 00:12:54.374 align:center Don't worry. Dr. Lohanna will deal with him. 00:12:54.666 --> 00:12:57.544 align:center You must be tired. Go rest. 00:12:57.836 --> 00:13:00.212 align:center Seeing you makes us less weary. 00:13:00.296 --> 00:13:01.511 align:center (Screams) 00:13:01.595 --> 00:13:04.134 align:center Shhh.. Quiet! 00:13:04.968 --> 00:13:06.760 align:center What happened? - They're punching.. 00:13:07.012 --> 00:13:10.057 align:center Stitching.. him up. It's painful. 00:13:10.141 --> 00:13:12.642 align:center I've brought it! Here! 00:13:12.726 --> 00:13:14.978 align:center Whom should I give it to? 00:13:16.104 --> 00:13:20.333 align:center 1 million. Let my husband go, please! 00:13:20.417 --> 00:13:23.443 align:center (Woman sobbing) 00:13:24.313 --> 00:13:27.232 align:center (Screams) 00:13:27.315 --> 00:13:29.407 align:center Shut up! Remember, Brother's a doctor! 00:13:36.708 --> 00:13:43.007 align:center Sorry madam, if money could save lives then the rich would never die. 00:13:44.758 --> 00:13:49.387 align:center Circuit, help the lady. - Huh!? Yes, doctor. 00:13:49.888 --> 00:13:51.139 align:center Madam.. 00:13:51.222 --> 00:13:53.058 align:center But I.. - Please come with me. 00:13:53.141 --> 00:13:55.727 align:center Don't worry. Everything will be fine 00:13:55.810 --> 00:14:01.994 align:center Her husband was so obese the liposuction took a week! 00:14:02.225 --> 00:14:03.777 align:center Is this all of it? - Yes. 00:14:03.860 --> 00:14:06.988 align:center Chill sis! Go sit in the car. He'll be right out. 00:14:07.072 --> 00:14:08.865 align:center Soon.. ? - Don't you worry! 00:14:08.948 --> 00:14:10.867 align:center Goddamn rodent! Beat it! 00:14:11.284 --> 00:14:12.946 align:center You carry on son. 00:14:14.788 --> 00:14:18.792 align:center Hey, didn't we meet the last time too? 00:14:19.125 --> 00:14:24.606 align:center Are you okay? - No it's.. 00:14:26.174 --> 00:14:28.197 align:center I'm .. I'm.. 00:14:32.347 --> 00:14:33.556 align:center Heart attack! 00:14:33.640 --> 00:14:36.685 align:center Dr. Monty, take my parents inside, quick. 00:14:36.843 --> 00:14:38.853 align:center Nurse, get me the chloroform. 00:14:41.535 --> 00:14:42.286 align:center (Slaps) 00:14:43.238 --> 00:14:43.650 align:center What? 00:14:43.733 --> 00:14:46.139 align:center You over-acting piece of crap.. 00:14:46.222 --> 00:14:47.487 align:center And don't you know to imitate any other disease? 00:14:47.630 --> 00:14:49.823 align:center You always grab your chest and huff and puff 00:14:50.782 --> 00:14:53.243 align:center Look at him, what a natural! 00:14:53.618 --> 00:14:56.579 align:center He's been acting for three years and father's never recognised him. 00:14:56.663 --> 00:14:57.372 align:center Fool! 00:14:57.455 --> 00:15:00.792 align:center Get up, jerk! You're cured. Now, get out! 00:15:01.464 --> 00:15:03.712 align:center What the hell is going on? 00:15:03.923 --> 00:15:06.710 align:center It's a long story! Scram! 00:15:21.450 --> 00:15:26.907 align:center Brother, if it hurts you so much.. 00:15:29.779 --> 00:15:34.117 align:center ..why don't you just tell your father the truth? 00:15:36.459 --> 00:15:42.542 align:center Tell him, in this city a don gets more respect than any damn doc. 00:15:45.155 --> 00:15:46.755 align:center He'll die if he gets to know. 00:15:48.590 --> 00:15:51.801 align:center Its just seven days of drama, Circuit. Let it be. 00:16:01.770 --> 00:16:05.148 align:center Ma, remember when I saw a ghost near the cemetery? 00:16:05.690 --> 00:16:08.985 align:center And it was Chandu who was sleepwalking. 00:16:09.433 --> 00:16:11.279 align:center And father had raised his cane.. 00:16:11.362 --> 00:16:14.073 align:center "Fool! Why did you go near the cemetery?" 00:16:15.784 --> 00:16:17.344 align:center I was so scared. 00:16:17.928 --> 00:16:20.830 align:center Scared? You were shaking! 00:16:21.750 --> 00:16:26.878 align:center And you hugged me.. And I felt nothing could scare me. 00:16:28.296 --> 00:16:30.840 align:center You used to call it something.. ? - The Magic Hug! 00:16:31.257 --> 00:16:32.778 align:center The Magic Hug! 00:16:41.001 --> 00:16:42.693 align:center Get up. - What.. ? 00:16:43.228 --> 00:16:44.516 align:center Do as I say. 00:16:47.148 --> 00:16:48.440 align:center Come here. 00:16:50.721 --> 00:16:52.904 align:center Now tell me, what's bothering you? 00:16:54.030 --> 00:16:57.116 align:center Ma, if I wasn't a doctor.. 00:16:57.200 --> 00:16:59.828 align:center What are you two up to? 00:16:59.911 --> 00:17:01.955 align:center Nothing father. Just nostalgia, about the village.. 00:17:02.038 --> 00:17:05.750 align:center So come back. You are so famous in the village today. 00:17:06.042 --> 00:17:09.671 align:center "The naughtiest kid who became a big doctor in the city!" 00:17:09.754 --> 00:17:13.044 align:center He wasn't the naughtiest. - Ah, right. 00:17:13.341 --> 00:17:17.470 align:center It was I who stole fruits, set fire to people's trousers.. right? 00:17:17.654 --> 00:17:25.918 align:center (Laughter) 00:17:26.901 --> 00:17:30.718 align:center 'Morning sir! - 'Morning.. What's going on? 00:17:30.801 --> 00:17:33.574 align:center Oh, nothing. They're loony bins. How's the Doc? 00:17:33.657 --> 00:17:35.355 align:center He's fine. How much for a coconut? 00:17:35.438 --> 00:17:38.449 align:center Would I ever accept money from you? 00:17:38.533 --> 00:17:40.159 align:center Would you like one with water, or a creamy one? 00:17:40.243 --> 00:17:42.704 align:center Neither.. if it's free. 00:17:42.787 --> 00:17:44.465 align:center Please don't do this! - Okay .. I'm off! 00:17:44.548 --> 00:17:47.292 align:center Stop, sir! I was kidding. Please.. 00:17:47.625 --> 00:17:48.693 align:center A coconut please. 00:17:48.776 --> 00:17:50.795 align:center Fifteen bucks for a creamy one and ten for water! 00:17:54.889 --> 00:17:57.051 align:center Excuse me, do I know you? 00:17:57.135 --> 00:18:01.729 align:center I don't know about that, but I certainly know you, Dr. Asthana. 00:18:10.498 --> 00:18:12.233 align:center Mr. Sharma! - Correct! 00:18:12.317 --> 00:18:15.368 align:center How are you Mr. Sharma? - You know each other? 00:18:15.451 --> 00:18:18.197 align:center Of course. When we finally got a hospital.. 00:18:18.281 --> 00:18:20.199 align:center ..he was the first doctor to come to the village. 00:18:20.283 --> 00:18:22.994 align:center He stayed for two years! - Yes, but you, here? 00:18:23.077 --> 00:18:25.908 align:center My son Munna has a hospital here. 00:18:26.240 --> 00:18:27.832 align:center Munna's hospital? - Yes. 00:18:27.916 --> 00:18:30.554 align:center I don't understand. - You don't need to. 00:18:30.637 --> 00:18:32.503 align:center Which coconut would you like? - Hold on. 00:18:33.576 --> 00:18:35.214 align:center Munna has become a doctor? 00:18:35.373 --> 00:18:39.284 align:center Remember, I had told you my son would become a doctor someday? 00:18:39.368 --> 00:18:42.972 align:center You did sir.. now should I cut a cream coconut? 00:18:43.056 --> 00:18:44.089 align:center Hang on. 00:18:45.270 --> 00:18:48.519 align:center Surprising.. I live nearby, and I don't know of this hospital. 00:18:48.603 --> 00:18:51.388 align:center Forget about it! What's that got to do with my coconuts? You.. 00:18:51.471 --> 00:18:53.858 align:center Damn you and your coconuts. Stop it I say. 00:18:56.834 --> 00:18:59.155 align:center Sorry. Sorry. 00:18:59.930 --> 00:19:02.498 align:center Let's go to my house. - Sure. 00:19:02.581 --> 00:19:07.137 align:center So, you say your son's hospital is close by? 00:19:07.593 --> 00:19:09.958 align:center But I know all the doctors around.. - Bananas? 00:19:10.824 --> 00:19:13.670 align:center Get out! Get out now! Out! 00:19:17.909 --> 00:19:19.071 align:center (Laughs) 00:19:20.095 --> 00:19:24.964 align:center (Laughs) 00:19:25.640 --> 00:19:29.102 align:center This standing around, laughing loudly.. what is that? 00:19:29.185 --> 00:19:30.541 align:center Laughter therapy. 00:19:30.624 --> 00:19:35.858 align:center If you're tense, or angry, you laugh loudly.. 00:19:36.363 --> 00:19:37.735 align:center ..it lowers the blood pressure. 00:19:38.117 --> 00:19:41.322 align:center But how do you laugh when you're tense? - Practice! 00:19:41.810 --> 00:19:45.483 align:center Look at me. The angrier I get, the harder I laugh 00:19:45.771 --> 00:19:46.828 align:center Please sit. 00:19:49.531 --> 00:19:51.165 align:center Please get another cup. - Right away. 00:19:52.625 --> 00:19:54.502 align:center So where did Munna get his M.B.B.S. degree from? 00:19:54.885 --> 00:19:56.087 align:center I don't know. 00:19:56.530 --> 00:19:59.424 align:center He was in high school when he ran away from home. 00:19:59.507 --> 00:20:02.510 align:center It was my fault. I was too strict. 00:20:02.593 --> 00:20:04.512 align:center I wanted him to be a doctor.. 00:20:04.804 --> 00:20:07.473 align:center ..but he kept flunking. - I remember. 00:20:07.557 --> 00:20:11.519 align:center I was so scared that he would become a criminal.. 00:20:11.602 --> 00:20:14.689 align:center ..but fifteen years later he called and said.. 00:20:15.314 --> 00:20:17.900 align:center "Father I've become a doctor." 00:20:19.067 --> 00:20:22.822 align:center I can't express the joy I felt. 00:20:24.339 --> 00:20:25.385 align:center Tea. 00:20:28.618 --> 00:20:31.205 align:center Mr. Sharma, good things happen to good people. 00:20:32.016 --> 00:20:34.542 align:center And how's your daughter Chinki? - Good. 00:20:35.191 --> 00:20:37.587 align:center What does she do now? - She's a doctor. 00:20:41.625 --> 00:20:46.402 align:center Is she married? - I'm still looking for a groom. 00:20:46.485 --> 00:20:48.890 align:center She insists on getting married only to a doctor, someone she knows. 00:20:49.222 --> 00:20:50.715 align:center She's right. 00:20:51.350 --> 00:20:55.406 align:center Well, there is a doctor Chinki's known as a child. 00:20:55.702 --> 00:20:59.817 align:center Co-incidentally, I have his photo right here. 00:21:04.056 --> 00:21:05.672 align:center (Laughs) 00:21:06.292 --> 00:21:07.533 align:center What do you say? 00:21:10.571 --> 00:21:15.491 align:center Marriage! Not for me! It'll be a big problem. 00:21:15.989 --> 00:21:19.420 align:center Fine. Let's go Parvati. - Where? 00:21:19.644 --> 00:21:25.762 align:center To our village! No one there negates their parents' wishes so mercilessly. 00:21:25.845 --> 00:21:30.556 align:center What is all this? Mom.. - He's right. 00:21:31.557 --> 00:21:34.852 align:center My poor little heart had just one last wish.. 00:21:34.936 --> 00:21:36.854 align:center ..to play with my grandkids. 00:21:37.772 --> 00:21:40.233 align:center Looks like I'll die without that joy. 00:21:40.316 --> 00:21:44.612 align:center You're making a mountain out of a molehill. Circuit, explain to them! 00:21:47.441 --> 00:21:50.868 align:center Sir, you see.. 00:21:50.952 --> 00:21:56.457 align:center Brother is so busy 24/7.. 00:21:57.233 --> 00:21:59.544 align:center ..the wife wouldn't understand the pressures of running the hospital. 00:22:00.545 --> 00:22:04.498 align:center Unless, of course, she was a doctor herself. 00:22:04.581 --> 00:22:09.011 align:center That's true. Only a doctor can understand a doctor's pressures. 00:22:09.095 --> 00:22:10.427 align:center Exactly. Father.. 00:22:10.511 --> 00:22:12.265 align:center That is why I was saying that.. 00:22:14.418 --> 00:22:16.769 align:center Why are you smiling like that? 00:22:19.173 --> 00:22:21.607 align:center Mom? You too? 00:22:21.691 --> 00:22:23.693 align:center We've found a lady doctor for you. 00:22:24.110 --> 00:22:27.029 align:center And you have an appointment with her tomorrow. 00:22:27.113 --> 00:22:28.954 align:center What doctor?! 00:22:30.196 --> 00:22:31.617 align:center Chinki. 00:22:32.656 --> 00:22:35.420 align:center Chinki! What kind of name is that? 00:22:36.972 --> 00:22:39.657 align:center Hang on.. That Chinki?! 00:22:46.213 --> 00:22:48.259 align:center Brother how is Chinki to look at? 00:22:48.544 --> 00:22:51.106 align:center Like, really pretty? 00:22:52.858 --> 00:22:58.519 align:center Well, when we were kids, she was a fatso with two oiled pigtails.. 00:22:58.603 --> 00:23:00.124 align:center ..and a perennial running nose. 00:23:00.207 --> 00:23:01.221 align:center (Laughs) 00:23:02.679 --> 00:23:04.233 align:center We played together a lot. 00:23:04.503 --> 00:23:07.361 align:center I'd be the doctor, and she'd be the wife. 00:23:07.737 --> 00:23:10.781 align:center I'd go to the clinic, she'd stay home and cook. 00:23:11.690 --> 00:23:15.870 align:center Well then, marriage sounds like a good idea. 00:23:16.054 --> 00:23:17.955 align:center Use your head, Circuit! 00:23:18.630 --> 00:23:21.167 align:center In two days she'll see right through this doctor drama! 00:23:21.348 --> 00:23:24.170 align:center Just say, "Dude, I'm not a doctor. So bite me!!" 00:23:24.253 --> 00:23:29.050 align:center You talk like a doofus sometimes. Why should I ruin her life? 00:23:31.093 --> 00:23:32.928 align:center But Brother, something has to be done. 00:23:34.341 --> 00:23:37.105 align:center You're right. Something must be done. 00:23:37.386 --> 00:23:38.879 align:center (Phone rings) 00:23:39.038 --> 00:23:41.693 align:center Chinki! Munna's phone call, for you. 00:23:43.356 --> 00:23:44.607 align:center Munna? 00:23:44.758 --> 00:23:46.067 align:center Chinki. Chinki. 00:23:46.817 --> 00:23:48.054 align:center Go on, talk to him. 00:23:50.947 --> 00:23:52.448 align:center Speak. 00:23:52.613 --> 00:23:56.279 align:center Dad, do you mind? - No, I don't mind. 00:23:57.036 --> 00:23:59.655 align:center Talk nicely with him. - Okay, dad. 00:23:59.739 --> 00:24:03.292 align:center I'll speak nicely, I'll marry him nicely.. 00:24:03.376 --> 00:24:06.545 align:center ..we'll have nice little children, and they'll call you grandpa. 00:24:06.629 --> 00:24:08.214 align:center Now, some privacy please? 00:24:08.297 --> 00:24:09.090 align:center Hello. 00:24:09.173 --> 00:24:10.758 align:center Hello, Chinki? 00:24:10.841 --> 00:24:13.636 align:center Good morning, doctor. You're an early riser. 00:24:13.719 --> 00:24:17.772 align:center No. I haven't slept all night. - Why? Was there an emergency? 00:24:17.856 --> 00:24:21.258 align:center Damn straight! I'm up shit creek and sinking fast. 00:24:21.342 --> 00:24:24.995 align:center (Laughs) 00:24:25.176 --> 00:24:28.442 align:center Why are you laughing? - You're talking funny. 00:24:28.526 --> 00:24:30.111 align:center It's how I speak. 00:24:30.919 --> 00:24:35.658 align:center Fine, let's talk your talk then.. Wassup?! Gimme the dope on your life. 00:24:35.741 --> 00:24:37.997 align:center The buzz is you're a doc now, dude. 00:24:38.080 --> 00:24:41.510 align:center I'm not a doctor. - Like, I know. 00:24:41.593 --> 00:24:44.709 align:center Say what? - I've known you for ages. 00:24:44.792 --> 00:24:49.186 align:center You were a little ruffian, and you're still the same, bro. 00:24:49.269 --> 00:24:54.201 align:center I'm not a ruffian, babe! I'm a social worker. 00:24:54.285 --> 00:24:56.595 align:center I provide financial help, get it? 00:24:56.679 --> 00:24:59.286 align:center Munna! Do you talk like this to your patients as well? 00:24:59.369 --> 00:25:04.103 align:center Patients?! I'm serious, Chinki, I'm not a doctor. 00:25:04.186 --> 00:25:07.430 align:center I don't have time to explain. 00:25:07.514 --> 00:25:14.947 align:center When I come over, you reject me - say I'm ugly - anything. 00:25:15.031 --> 00:25:17.742 align:center And please, make sure my father doesn't find out. 00:25:17.825 --> 00:25:20.494 align:center If he does, he'll die. 00:25:20.578 --> 00:25:22.955 align:center Please. - Hey Munna! 00:25:23.331 --> 00:25:26.225 align:center Gotta go. Reject me, Okay? 00:25:26.910 --> 00:25:27.960 align:center Hello. 00:25:31.830 --> 00:25:34.633 align:center Your mother has bought this for you. 00:25:34.717 --> 00:25:39.073 align:center You'll looks regal in it. 00:25:39.157 --> 00:25:42.429 align:center Hurry, your mother's ready and waiting. 00:25:48.799 --> 00:25:50.566 align:center Chinky, I'm ready. You're late. 00:25:50.991 --> 00:25:54.686 align:center Lakshmi, get the sugar separately from the tea. 00:25:56.685 --> 00:25:57.977 align:center What happened? 00:25:59.282 --> 00:26:01.911 align:center Someone owes you money? - Money? 00:26:02.435 --> 00:26:04.955 align:center Wanna kidnap someone? - What?! 00:26:05.039 --> 00:26:08.959 align:center Wanna have someone roughed up? - What nonsense! 00:26:09.043 --> 00:26:10.877 align:center Then why is this photo here? 00:26:12.038 --> 00:26:13.611 align:center This is Chinki's prospective bridegroom. 00:26:13.694 --> 00:26:16.886 align:center (Gasps) She's marrying that gangster - Munna!?! 00:26:17.903 --> 00:26:21.456 align:center (Laughs) 00:26:24.387 --> 00:26:25.668 align:center (Clears throat) 00:26:26.551 --> 00:26:27.552 align:center (Grunts) 00:26:29.447 --> 00:26:31.854 align:center (Laughs) 00:26:33.109 --> 00:26:34.610 align:center Dad. - Yes. 00:26:34.693 --> 00:26:36.320 align:center What happened? 00:26:36.404 --> 00:26:38.968 align:center Chinki, go to the hospital. 00:26:39.051 --> 00:26:43.202 align:center But.. isn't Munna coming? - I forgot to tell you. 00:26:43.285 --> 00:26:45.913 align:center It's postponed till next week. - But dad.. 00:26:45.996 --> 00:26:48.332 align:center You go. You carry on. I will follow you there. 00:26:48.416 --> 00:26:50.709 align:center Hurry up, fast! I have some work here. 00:26:50.793 --> 00:26:53.963 align:center I'll catch up with you, okay? - Okay. 00:26:57.707 --> 00:27:00.177 align:center Good morning, sir. - Shut up, man! I look like a dork! 00:27:00.261 --> 00:27:04.723 align:center Now listen - call me every 5 minutes with an 'emergency'. 00:27:04.807 --> 00:27:09.562 align:center If I'm not out in 20, get me out. 00:27:09.645 --> 00:27:12.690 align:center Chill, Brother. Chinki's on it, she'll reject you. 00:27:12.902 --> 00:27:14.066 align:center Hello, sir. 00:27:14.150 --> 00:27:15.484 align:center Hello. 00:27:15.752 --> 00:27:17.153 align:center Let's go, son. 00:27:20.830 --> 00:27:23.482 align:center (Laughs) 00:27:29.707 --> 00:27:32.209 align:center See? Laughter therapy. 00:27:32.796 --> 00:27:36.130 align:center Yes, he must be nervous. 00:27:46.313 --> 00:27:49.935 align:center Munna, where did you get your M.B.B.S degree? 00:27:54.610 --> 00:27:57.359 align:center Doctors' degree.. 00:27:57.443 --> 00:28:02.364 align:center Err.. Dongri Medical College. 00:28:03.456 --> 00:28:04.950 align:center Dongri.. 00:28:06.269 --> 00:28:08.704 align:center What is your specialisation? 00:28:09.282 --> 00:28:14.126 align:center Hands? Feet? Bones? Or, just.. the throat? 00:28:15.061 --> 00:28:17.794 align:center (Phone rings) 00:28:18.136 --> 00:28:19.507 align:center Hello. - Hello. 00:28:19.886 --> 00:28:22.134 align:center Is everything, okay? No stress, no mess? 00:28:22.619 --> 00:28:26.972 align:center Right, put him on glucose, and call me if there's an emergency, okay? 00:28:27.434 --> 00:28:28.634 align:center Right. 00:28:33.180 --> 00:28:37.107 align:center Your parents are very proud of your achievements. 00:28:38.690 --> 00:28:43.489 align:center Do you feel proud too? - No. I'm just a humble man. 00:28:44.390 --> 00:28:45.658 align:center You're not proud? 00:28:46.149 --> 00:28:47.451 align:center Are you ashamed? 00:28:48.982 --> 00:28:50.731 align:center Then are you ashamed, doctor? 00:28:56.764 --> 00:29:01.831 align:center (Phone rings) 00:29:02.192 --> 00:29:04.718 align:center Talk to me. Come on, answer me. 00:29:04.802 --> 00:29:09.675 align:center When you see pride and happiness on their faces.. 00:29:10.847 --> 00:29:13.553 align:center ..do you feel ashamed, 'Brother' Munna? 00:29:18.226 --> 00:29:22.401 align:center No answer.. Looks like there is a problem. 00:29:22.896 --> 00:29:25.447 align:center Let's go, father. I'm not interested in Chinki. 00:29:25.531 --> 00:29:29.577 align:center You are not interested in her?! Who are you. What are you? 00:29:29.894 --> 00:29:31.453 align:center She's a doctor. 00:29:32.148 --> 00:29:33.113 align:center Do you know what a doctor is? 00:29:33.197 --> 00:29:35.541 align:center Do you know a doctors status! 00:29:36.017 --> 00:29:37.459 align:center Father, let's go! 00:29:38.280 --> 00:29:41.654 align:center Sir, please be forthright. What are you implying? 00:29:41.738 --> 00:29:43.070 align:center Sure, Sir. 00:29:44.405 --> 00:29:48.637 align:center Your son is a mobster. He kidnaps people for money. 00:29:48.721 --> 00:29:50.528 align:center People call him Munnabhai. 00:29:50.611 --> 00:29:55.028 align:center If you knew this, then you're a bigger fraud than him.. 00:29:55.111 --> 00:29:59.464 align:center ..and if you didn't know, then you're the biggest fool on Earth! 00:29:59.547 --> 00:30:00.799 align:center Enough! 00:30:02.512 --> 00:30:04.069 align:center That's it. 00:30:06.489 --> 00:30:09.241 align:center Munna.. is this true? 00:30:18.050 --> 00:30:19.385 align:center Munna. 00:30:20.628 --> 00:30:22.306 align:center You are a doctor, yes? 00:30:48.838 --> 00:30:53.410 align:center Sir, I beg your forgiveness. I spoke too soon. 00:30:53.494 --> 00:30:56.404 align:center Doctor! The patient in no. 4 has fainted. Hurry! 00:31:11.240 --> 00:31:12.403 align:center Out! 00:31:20.258 --> 00:31:22.883 align:center At least wear your turban. - How can I? 00:31:23.199 --> 00:31:27.087 align:center Munna has stripped us of our dignity. - But he's our son. Forgive him. 00:31:27.170 --> 00:31:30.989 align:center Enough, Parvati! It takes a lifetime to earn respect.. 00:31:31.381 --> 00:31:35.411 align:center ..and your son.. Let's go. 00:31:47.611 --> 00:31:53.929 align:center He has never stepped out without his turban. 00:32:05.674 --> 00:32:07.359 align:center Why did you do this Munna? 00:32:10.580 --> 00:32:11.832 align:center I was afraid, Ma. 00:32:13.402 --> 00:32:15.701 align:center After years, when I spoke to him.. 00:32:17.369 --> 00:32:19.913 align:center ..I thought he'd say "How are you?" 00:32:20.670 --> 00:32:24.126 align:center Instead, he asked, "What do you do in Mumbai? 00:32:25.522 --> 00:32:27.750 align:center I hope you aren't a no-good ruffian or crook." 00:32:28.761 --> 00:32:30.299 align:center I was scared, Ma. 00:32:31.132 --> 00:32:34.720 align:center Without thinking I said, "I'm a doctor." 00:32:46.112 --> 00:32:47.900 align:center Stop him, Ma. 00:32:50.693 --> 00:32:52.218 align:center He won't stop. 00:33:04.879 --> 00:33:08.919 align:center Ma.. give me a 'Magic Hug'.. 00:33:12.932 --> 00:33:15.782 align:center Parvati, let's leave! 00:33:45.507 --> 00:33:52.464 align:center What did I tell Chinki? I don't want to marry you. 00:33:52.847 --> 00:33:57.344 align:center Just let's not upset my father." Right? 00:33:58.699 --> 00:34:00.222 align:center Correct. 00:34:00.899 --> 00:34:02.975 align:center You want to do something about it. - No. 00:34:03.252 --> 00:34:06.687 align:center She's a childhood buddy, and a doctor too. 00:34:07.248 --> 00:34:11.775 align:center You know, only doctors are respected? 00:34:12.685 --> 00:34:17.015 align:center We don't deserve respect, only doctors do. 00:34:17.619 --> 00:34:21.325 align:center (Hammering) 00:34:21.535 --> 00:34:25.626 align:center Bloody.. Hey! Don't touch the signboard. 00:34:25.710 --> 00:34:28.959 align:center My father's name is on it. Hands off! 00:34:29.042 --> 00:34:30.647 align:center Calm down. 00:34:30.731 --> 00:34:33.881 align:center Sit, brother. - Bastards! Don't you dare! 00:34:40.466 --> 00:34:42.389 align:center My old man cried. 00:34:44.081 --> 00:34:48.365 align:center He'd never cried, and I made him. 00:34:49.924 --> 00:34:52.399 align:center Brother, we all cried. 00:34:53.170 --> 00:34:55.327 align:center You know why? 00:34:56.460 --> 00:34:57.946 align:center Because I'm not a doctor. 00:34:58.422 --> 00:35:00.574 align:center Because I am not a doctor everybody cried. 00:35:00.974 --> 00:35:03.377 align:center I've upset everyone. 00:35:16.263 --> 00:35:20.510 align:center Circuit, I'm gonna be a doc too. 00:35:21.660 --> 00:35:26.473 align:center Brother, let's talk about it tomorrow. 00:35:26.556 --> 00:35:30.479 align:center I knew you'd say that.. that I'm sloshed.. 00:35:30.562 --> 00:35:32.454 align:center I'll forget by tomorrow. 00:35:34.358 --> 00:35:39.196 align:center Brother, forget it. What's the point? - The point? 00:35:42.756 --> 00:35:44.743 align:center I'll become a doctor and marry Chinki. 00:35:44.826 --> 00:35:50.070 align:center And that Dr. Asthana.. you don't know what he said. 00:35:50.154 --> 00:35:53.395 align:center I was there, and I was silent. 00:35:54.391 --> 00:35:58.674 align:center I'll show him! I'll be a doctor! 00:35:59.579 --> 00:36:04.874 align:center Circuit, find out, which is the best medical college in Mumbai. 00:36:12.023 --> 00:36:13.827 align:center Out of the way! 00:36:40.209 --> 00:36:41.747 align:center I'll ask this guy. 00:36:42.173 --> 00:36:43.976 align:center Hey, 'Safari Suit' - What? 00:36:44.668 --> 00:36:48.140 align:center Whom does one see for admission? - Fill the form, over there. 00:36:48.751 --> 00:36:50.440 align:center Who's the patient? - No one. 00:36:50.750 --> 00:36:52.784 align:center Then who's to be admitted? - Brother. 00:36:52.867 --> 00:36:54.604 align:center What's wrong with him? - Nothing. 00:36:54.688 --> 00:36:56.311 align:center Then why admit him? - He wants to be a doctor. 00:36:56.395 --> 00:36:57.884 align:center Who? - Brother! 00:36:57.967 --> 00:37:00.277 align:center He's talking about me! 00:37:01.058 --> 00:37:02.004 align:center (Laughs) 00:37:02.087 --> 00:37:04.281 align:center Yeah, right. And I want to become the health minister. 00:37:04.607 --> 00:37:06.570 align:center Bloody jerk-off! 00:37:06.653 --> 00:37:10.495 align:center Enough of your crap. Now, whom do we meet? 00:37:10.854 --> 00:37:12.122 align:center I am telling you. 00:37:13.026 --> 00:37:16.293 align:center You want to become doctor.. meet the dean. 00:37:16.741 --> 00:37:17.758 align:center What's a 'dean'? 00:37:17.841 --> 00:37:21.715 align:center Errr.. the headmaster, like, a college principal. 00:37:21.798 --> 00:37:24.591 align:center He's in charge of admissions. - Where is he? 00:37:24.674 --> 00:37:26.408 align:center In the Operation theatre, upstairs. 00:37:37.774 --> 00:37:40.045 align:center Who's the dean here? - How did you get in? 00:37:40.128 --> 00:37:42.123 align:center Are you the dean? - Rustom get them out. 00:37:42.206 --> 00:37:44.295 align:center Okay, sir. You please carry on. - Get them out now! 00:37:44.378 --> 00:37:48.075 align:center Look, I'll help you. Let's step outside first. 00:37:48.158 --> 00:37:49.785 align:center We will go out and speak. Please come. 00:37:49.868 --> 00:37:57.704 align:center (Giggles) 00:38:01.340 --> 00:38:03.757 align:center You want admission? What were your H.S.C. scores? 00:38:04.793 --> 00:38:06.343 align:center Say what? - High school.. 00:38:06.426 --> 00:38:10.273 align:center How much did you score? - How much do you need for admission? 00:38:10.356 --> 00:38:13.989 align:center At least ninety percent! - That's what I got. 00:38:14.072 --> 00:38:16.707 align:center Right. We'll have a certificate by tonight - no tension. 00:38:16.791 --> 00:38:19.601 align:center Okay, then you must sit for a pre-medical entrance exam. 00:38:19.684 --> 00:38:23.143 align:center If you pass, you're in. 00:38:23.417 --> 00:38:26.079 align:center But, who wants admission? 00:38:26.274 --> 00:38:30.700 align:center Is this exam necessary? - Of course! It is compulsory. 00:38:30.784 --> 00:38:35.330 align:center You took it? - Obviously! And I topped! 00:38:35.413 --> 00:38:38.542 align:center Very good. Excellent. 00:38:38.847 --> 00:38:39.835 align:center Okay, bye. 00:38:39.918 --> 00:38:42.490 align:center Hey, what's your name? - Dr. Rustom Pavri! 00:38:42.574 --> 00:38:44.548 align:center Where do you live? - Dadar Parsi Colony! 00:38:44.631 --> 00:38:46.633 align:center Don't you have to get back to the operation? 00:38:46.716 --> 00:38:49.206 align:center I've to prepare for my exam now. Please go! 00:38:55.476 --> 00:39:00.105 align:center Brother, my mum used to say, eat curd and sugar before an exam.. 00:39:00.188 --> 00:39:04.276 align:center ..you'll get good marks. - This is wrong! 00:39:04.359 --> 00:39:07.445 align:center Dump the tension, dude. Dress him quickly, Rambo. 00:39:07.529 --> 00:39:10.377 align:center Hey pops, the black one. - No, I want the queen! 00:39:14.540 --> 00:39:18.989 align:center Hey Rusty, your dad's nuts about the queen. 00:39:19.184 --> 00:39:20.750 align:center And he doesn't touch anybody else. 00:39:20.834 --> 00:39:22.317 align:center This is wrong! 00:39:22.400 --> 00:39:26.381 align:center Dump the tension, dude. Your pop is with us. 00:39:26.616 --> 00:39:29.301 align:center Go and take the exam. 00:39:29.459 --> 00:39:33.362 align:center Go confidently, like Brother Munna. - What if I'm caught out? 00:39:33.445 --> 00:39:36.961 align:center You're asking for it, stooge. - Oh my! 00:39:37.258 --> 00:39:39.895 align:center Brother, he's a duffer. - I'm telling you, we'll be caught. 00:39:39.978 --> 00:39:43.419 align:center Doc, get a move on. I don't like being late for an exam. 00:39:44.047 --> 00:39:47.569 align:center You saw his certificate - ninety eight percent in high school. 00:39:47.652 --> 00:39:49.790 align:center All you have to do is the entrance exam. So quit your moaning. 00:39:49.873 --> 00:39:52.619 align:center Here's your ID card. Put him in a taxi! 00:39:52.702 --> 00:39:55.118 align:center Please, no! - Move it! 00:39:55.202 --> 00:39:56.661 align:center Remember You pass, or we kick arse. 00:39:58.153 --> 00:40:01.249 align:center "Moon uncle has gone to bed and.. " 00:40:01.558 --> 00:40:04.501 align:center "..uncle sun has woken up." 00:40:07.387 --> 00:40:11.218 align:center "Who knows what the line of fate says." 00:40:11.301 --> 00:40:12.969 align:center Your turn, Pops. 00:40:13.053 --> 00:40:18.886 align:center Play carom, drink juice - that's the good life! 00:40:18.969 --> 00:40:21.064 align:center (Laughs) 00:40:21.222 --> 00:40:25.480 align:center "Who knows what the line of fate says." 00:40:25.883 --> 00:40:29.368 align:center "Hide and seek with fate goes on." 00:40:29.451 --> 00:40:33.406 align:center Pops, why are you after the queen? 00:40:33.490 --> 00:40:35.364 align:center Because she is mine! 00:40:35.447 --> 00:40:38.055 align:center (Laughs) - Naughty papa. 00:40:38.459 --> 00:40:40.557 align:center "It is morning, Uncle." 00:40:40.874 --> 00:40:44.000 align:center Done, sir. - That was fast! 00:40:44.084 --> 00:40:47.209 align:center "It is morning, Uncle." 00:40:47.292 --> 00:40:48.382 align:center (Brakes squeal) 00:41:01.428 --> 00:41:02.338 align:center Papa. 00:41:50.812 --> 00:41:52.319 align:center Brother, the results are out! 00:41:52.402 --> 00:41:55.030 align:center Brother, the results are out! 00:41:55.280 --> 00:41:57.282 align:center Brother! Brother! 00:41:57.365 --> 00:42:01.077 align:center Brother, the results are out! You topped! 00:42:01.161 --> 00:42:02.209 align:center You are very smart, brother! 00:42:02.292 --> 00:42:04.320 align:center Have some sweets to celebrate. - Please have some. 00:42:07.116 --> 00:42:10.344 align:center Brother, what's wrong? 00:42:11.805 --> 00:42:15.682 align:center (Phone rings) 00:42:16.702 --> 00:42:18.163 align:center Hello. 00:42:18.247 --> 00:42:20.264 align:center Nanavati Hospital, I'm on my way! 00:42:20.348 --> 00:42:22.346 align:center Leelavati Hospital, I'm off today! 00:42:22.430 --> 00:42:24.492 align:center JJ Hospital, hold your horses, man! 00:42:24.576 --> 00:42:27.063 align:center What's that? Breach Candy Hospital? 00:42:27.146 --> 00:42:30.679 align:center Hold on, hold on .. I'm a busy man! 00:42:32.254 --> 00:43:06.422 align:center (Music) 00:43:06.878 --> 00:43:14.508 align:center "M is for the Master of Masters" 00:43:14.923 --> 00:43:22.367 align:center "B is for Bohemian Doctor" 00:43:22.886 --> 00:43:30.837 align:center "B is for Brilliant Actor" 00:43:30.920 --> 00:43:40.553 align:center "S is for the Slickest Character" 00:43:40.636 --> 00:43:44.746 align:center "I make the twisted straight" 00:43:44.830 --> 00:43:48.852 align:center "I make the simple great" 00:43:48.935 --> 00:43:56.841 align:center "I make you laugh if you're down Or turn your smile into a frown" 00:43:58.770 --> 00:44:02.782 align:center "My style, my smile" 00:44:02.866 --> 00:44:04.909 align:center "My style, my smile" 00:44:04.993 --> 00:44:08.732 align:center "Might make your heart crack, crack, crack!" 00:44:08.815 --> 00:44:11.207 align:center "Ooh! What's your name, dude?" 00:44:11.291 --> 00:44:13.376 align:center "Ooh! What's your name, dude?" 00:44:13.460 --> 00:44:16.135 align:center "My name.. ? Haven't you heard yet!?" 00:44:16.219 --> 00:44:24.387 align:center "Brother Munna, M.B.B.S.!" 00:44:24.471 --> 00:44:28.312 align:center "Brother Munna, M.B.B.S.!" 00:44:28.395 --> 00:44:32.965 align:center "Brother Munna, M.B.B.S.!" 00:44:33.226 --> 00:44:56.432 align:center (Music) 00:44:56.613 --> 00:44:58.995 align:center "My degree's A1" 00:44:59.078 --> 00:45:00.420 align:center "Tops!" 00:45:00.503 --> 00:45:02.467 align:center "Say what?" 00:45:04.442 --> 00:45:08.890 align:center "My bride's gonna be hot, hot, hot" 00:45:12.512 --> 00:45:16.523 align:center "Love will be all around" 00:45:16.606 --> 00:45:20.568 align:center "Our hearts will beat and pound" 00:45:20.652 --> 00:45:24.390 align:center "We will be the world's envy" 00:45:24.473 --> 00:45:28.763 align:center "But we won't care, because, you see" 00:45:30.883 --> 00:45:37.087 align:center "This dream, our dream," 00:45:37.170 --> 00:45:40.594 align:center "won't break, break, break!" 00:45:40.678 --> 00:45:42.840 align:center "Oh! What's your name, dude?" 00:45:42.924 --> 00:45:44.904 align:center "Oh! What's your name, dude?" 00:45:44.987 --> 00:45:47.801 align:center "My name? You haven't heard yet!?" 00:45:48.449 --> 00:45:56.521 align:center "Brother Munna, M.B.B.S.!" 00:45:56.604 --> 00:46:00.525 align:center "Brother Munna, M.B.B.S.!" 00:46:00.608 --> 00:46:04.840 align:center "Brother Munna, M.B.B.S.!" 00:46:05.164 --> 00:46:21.779 align:center (Music) 00:46:21.948 --> 00:46:25.194 align:center "Hey, move this stuff, man! Move it, make it quick, man!" 00:46:25.278 --> 00:46:42.843 align:center (Music) 00:46:44.737 --> 00:46:48.573 align:center "Ten or twenty bypasses a day - No tension!" 00:46:48.656 --> 00:46:51.367 align:center "Too easy, bro!" 00:46:52.702 --> 00:46:57.238 align:center "I'll forget eat and drink - No tension!" 00:47:00.683 --> 00:47:04.672 align:center "In dollars will be my pay" 00:47:04.756 --> 00:47:08.682 align:center "The wallet will sing everyday" 00:47:08.766 --> 00:47:12.722 align:center "I'll dance and make the others too" 00:47:12.805 --> 00:47:16.768 align:center "They'll do the disco in a pink tutu" 00:47:16.851 --> 00:47:21.356 align:center "We will find our Eden, and hey" 00:47:21.439 --> 00:47:24.901 align:center "A new song it'll be everyday" 00:47:24.984 --> 00:47:29.261 align:center "To cool bars, in new cars," 00:47:29.345 --> 00:47:32.995 align:center "We will make our merry way" 00:47:34.942 --> 00:47:41.291 align:center "The girls oh with their lovely curls" 00:47:41.375 --> 00:47:44.921 align:center "Will be welcome for a free heart check, check, check!!" 00:47:45.004 --> 00:47:47.018 align:center "Hey! What's your name, dude?" 00:47:47.101 --> 00:47:49.550 align:center "Hey! What's your name, dude?" 00:47:49.634 --> 00:47:52.455 align:center "My name? You haven't heard yet?!" 00:47:52.636 --> 00:48:00.853 align:center "Brother Munna MBBS!" 00:48:00.937 --> 00:48:04.732 align:center "Brother Munna MBBS!" 00:48:04.816 --> 00:48:09.184 align:center "Brother Munna MBBS!" 00:48:12.407 --> 00:48:15.576 align:center Brother, eat your meals on time. - And write to us. 00:48:16.077 --> 00:48:20.039 align:center Is this a bride's send-off?! - But.. we'll miss you. 00:48:20.123 --> 00:48:22.542 align:center Handle these loonies, Circuit. - Carry on, Brother. 00:48:22.625 --> 00:48:25.211 align:center Move it 'Drama Company'.. March! 00:48:32.955 --> 00:48:39.223 align:center (Groans) 00:48:40.413 --> 00:48:44.147 align:center Hey, what's wrong with him? - Attempted suicide - he ate poison. 00:48:44.230 --> 00:48:46.482 align:center Then why is he lying here - take him inside! 00:48:46.566 --> 00:48:48.476 align:center His mom has still to fill the form. 00:48:50.194 --> 00:48:51.738 align:center Please hurry! 00:48:55.074 --> 00:48:58.035 align:center Doc.. He's dying. Do something. 00:48:58.119 --> 00:49:00.538 align:center Sorry. Take him to Casualty. I'm off duty. 00:49:00.621 --> 00:49:05.668 align:center 'Off duty'? He's dying in front of you - what the hell is 'off duty'! 00:49:05.752 --> 00:49:09.464 align:center For an 'attempted suicide' case, a police form must be filled first. 00:49:12.049 --> 00:49:13.926 align:center What if I 'attempted murder' you 00:49:14.010 --> 00:49:17.753 align:center will the hospital save you or fill a form first, huh?! 00:49:20.391 --> 00:49:21.726 align:center Careful. 00:49:23.644 --> 00:49:25.681 align:center Over here. 00:49:26.439 --> 00:49:29.817 align:center Please wait here. 00:49:29.901 --> 00:49:32.175 align:center Is he your boy? - Yes. 00:49:32.258 --> 00:49:36.199 align:center Dump the tension. They'll get all the junk out of him in no time. 00:49:36.755 --> 00:49:38.284 align:center Who are you, dear boy? 00:49:38.367 --> 00:49:41.537 align:center Murli Prasad Sharma. First year. Entrance exam topper. 00:49:41.819 --> 00:49:45.888 align:center I gotta run to class. If the doc bugs you, call me. 00:49:46.581 --> 00:49:48.530 align:center Keep working on him Doc! 00:50:03.188 --> 00:50:04.602 align:center Hello, madam. 00:50:04.912 --> 00:50:06.110 align:center What? 00:50:06.312 --> 00:50:09.232 align:center Where is the first year classroom? - Why? 00:50:10.024 --> 00:50:11.400 align:center What 'why'? 00:50:11.734 --> 00:50:13.281 align:center Why are you looking for the classroom? 00:50:13.365 --> 00:50:16.824 align:center Because I'm late. - For what? 00:50:17.323 --> 00:50:19.909 align:center The class. Today is my first day. 00:50:19.992 --> 00:50:22.245 align:center But what will you do in the classroom? 00:50:23.403 --> 00:50:24.705 align:center I'm a student. 00:50:26.756 --> 00:50:27.881 align:center Student? 00:50:27.965 --> 00:50:31.295 align:center Entrance exam topper.. Where's the class. 00:50:35.091 --> 00:50:40.429 align:center Where's the class. - You're a student? 00:50:43.120 --> 00:50:45.434 align:center I'll tell you what.. what's your name? 00:50:47.996 --> 00:50:49.438 align:center Dr. Suman. 00:50:49.800 --> 00:50:52.398 align:center Dump the tension, I'll find the classroom myself. 00:50:55.283 --> 00:50:58.861 align:center Where's the first-year class? - Straight, then left.. 00:51:07.518 --> 00:51:09.199 align:center Good morning, sir! 00:51:24.675 --> 00:51:25.808 align:center What's up? 00:51:30.101 --> 00:51:31.458 align:center Good morning, everybody. 00:51:32.612 --> 00:51:35.985 align:center Welcome to Imperial Institute of Medical Studies. 00:51:36.068 --> 00:51:45.286 align:center And I am J. Asthana. The dean of this college. Please sit down. 00:51:48.093 --> 00:51:50.806 align:center I like to tell you.. 00:51:51.463 --> 00:51:57.357 align:center The country's best doctors have studied in this very hall. 00:51:57.441 --> 00:52:00.813 align:center They sat on these very benches. 00:52:01.333 --> 00:52:04.221 align:center Just like you are sitting. 00:52:04.305 --> 00:52:07.380 align:center Circuit, you had to select this college, didn't you! 00:52:07.463 --> 00:52:11.646 align:center You should be proud that you are to be a part of.. 00:52:11.729 --> 00:52:14.607 align:center ..the 150-year-old institution. 00:52:14.690 --> 00:52:17.276 align:center He's right here, yapping about something. 00:52:17.451 --> 00:52:21.572 align:center This institute has a history of producing good doctors. 00:52:21.656 --> 00:52:23.389 align:center No, great doctors. 00:52:23.472 --> 00:52:26.167 align:center Which one of you wants to be a good doctor? 00:52:31.391 --> 00:52:32.755 align:center Yes, you. 00:52:34.515 --> 00:52:36.504 align:center Do you think you'll be a good doctor? 00:52:36.587 --> 00:52:37.289 align:center Yes, sir. 00:52:37.372 --> 00:52:39.382 align:center Can you hear me? - Yes, sir. - Good. 00:52:40.244 --> 00:52:43.469 align:center Why, what's special about you? 00:52:43.764 --> 00:52:45.603 align:center Sir, I love people. 00:52:46.138 --> 00:52:49.290 align:center I believe I can feel the patients suffering. 00:52:49.684 --> 00:52:52.812 align:center I want to treat them as friends, not just as patients. 00:52:55.350 --> 00:52:58.114 align:center We are not here to make friends. 00:52:59.009 --> 00:53:02.947 align:center In my 25-year career I haven't befriended a single patient. 00:53:03.915 --> 00:53:08.685 align:center I have not felt their pain, just cured it. 00:53:10.546 --> 00:53:12.596 align:center And I've done well. 00:53:15.223 --> 00:53:17.177 align:center I do not love my patients. 00:53:22.458 --> 00:53:25.011 align:center Confused? 00:53:26.412 --> 00:53:27.722 align:center Let me explain. 00:53:29.427 --> 00:53:32.479 align:center See this hand.. Rock steady. 00:53:33.352 --> 00:53:38.344 align:center It's done thousands of operations, but it never shook. 00:53:38.827 --> 00:53:45.509 align:center But if I were to operate on my daughter, it will shake for sure. 00:53:46.418 --> 00:53:51.208 align:center Why? Because I love my daughter. 00:53:52.837 --> 00:53:58.255 align:center Friendship, empathy, attachment - these are weaknesses for a doctor. 00:54:00.708 --> 00:54:03.198 align:center For the next five years.. 00:54:04.056 --> 00:54:12.475 align:center ..you'll be taught that a patient is just a sick body, nothing else. 00:54:13.267 --> 00:54:15.644 align:center I'd like to wish you the best of luck. 00:54:15.728 --> 00:54:16.868 align:center Any questions? 00:54:16.951 --> 00:54:18.731 align:center Yes, sir. - Yes. 00:54:22.314 --> 00:54:25.404 align:center If someone is dying outside the Casualty Ward is it necessary.. 00:54:25.488 --> 00:54:27.249 align:center ..to fill a form? 00:54:27.479 --> 00:54:32.212 align:center (Everyone laughs) 00:54:35.843 --> 00:54:38.709 align:center Your classes start tomorrow at 8:00 AM. Thank you very much. 00:54:43.130 --> 00:54:45.466 align:center Sharma Murliprasad Hariprasad. 00:54:45.549 --> 00:54:47.718 align:center 98.33 percent? 00:54:48.072 --> 00:54:50.221 align:center How? I don't know how. 00:54:50.304 --> 00:54:51.972 align:center How would I know, sir? 00:54:52.056 --> 00:54:53.641 align:center Yes, how would you know? 00:54:54.067 --> 00:54:56.310 align:center I don't get it! How did he get so far? 00:54:57.507 --> 00:55:04.747 align:center (Giggles) 00:55:05.971 --> 00:55:09.115 align:center Dad, it's Okay! Why do you get so excited? 00:55:09.198 --> 00:55:12.743 align:center I am not excited! Do you know who he is? 00:55:13.035 --> 00:55:15.788 align:center A thug! The don of our area! 00:55:17.469 --> 00:55:18.833 align:center Hang on.. 00:55:20.292 --> 00:55:23.254 align:center ..he hasn't seen you here, has he? - Yes, he did. 00:55:24.394 --> 00:55:26.090 align:center Did he recognise you? 00:55:26.173 --> 00:55:30.136 align:center Of course not. He's never seen me before. 00:55:31.889 --> 00:55:33.107 align:center Thank God. 00:55:33.639 --> 00:55:36.725 align:center He should never know that you're my daughter. Understand? 00:55:37.049 --> 00:55:38.811 align:center Rustom. Come here. - Yes, sir? 00:55:39.393 --> 00:55:41.667 align:center Nobody should know that Suman is my daughter! Understand? 00:55:41.750 --> 00:55:44.024 align:center She is my daughter. You got to be careful. Understand? 00:55:44.108 --> 00:55:45.818 align:center Don't worry, sir. - Don't panic! 00:55:45.901 --> 00:55:47.736 align:center Okay, sir. - Calm down. 00:55:47.820 --> 00:55:49.945 align:center Take a deep breath. Calm down. 00:55:50.567 --> 00:55:53.534 align:center Brother, why do you want to live in the hostel? 00:55:53.878 --> 00:55:56.245 align:center Excuse me bro, where is no. 12? - Right here. 00:55:59.100 --> 00:56:03.252 align:center What the.. ! This room ends before it begins. 00:56:03.770 --> 00:56:08.215 align:center Do you know why God sent me to this particular college? 00:56:08.299 --> 00:56:10.217 align:center God certainly didn't tell me. 00:56:10.669 --> 00:56:16.125 align:center God said, "Go, settle the score with the man who made your father cry". 00:56:16.413 --> 00:56:17.478 align:center Right said, Brother. 00:56:17.561 --> 00:56:20.060 align:center You've discussed it with God, then it's settled. 00:56:20.144 --> 00:56:21.788 align:center Fellas, move the stuff in. 00:56:21.872 --> 00:56:26.478 align:center Brother, I say we move this wall and take over the next room.. 00:56:26.562 --> 00:56:30.154 align:center ..we'll get more space here. Keep the TV on the table. 00:56:30.237 --> 00:56:34.575 align:center Brother, let's break this wall too - we'll move the neighbour and.. 00:56:34.658 --> 00:56:37.536 align:center ..build you a nice, big bathroom, jacuzzi.. Here. 00:56:37.620 --> 00:56:39.705 align:center Keep the bags down. 00:56:39.788 --> 00:56:45.299 align:center Yo, buzzy-bee, move your bag. The air conditioner goes there.. 00:56:45.383 --> 00:56:47.254 align:center Refrigerator, here. - Excuse me. 00:56:47.338 --> 00:56:50.299 align:center Brother, watch how I jazz up this room. 00:56:50.799 --> 00:56:53.677 align:center Excuse me. Will you stay here as well? 00:56:54.074 --> 00:56:57.139 align:center Yes, I'll sleep in the fridge. Shut up! 00:56:57.223 --> 00:57:01.648 align:center Circuit. Dump the tension. 00:57:02.311 --> 00:57:04.521 align:center Yo, buzzy-bee, come here. 00:57:07.255 --> 00:57:09.985 align:center What's your name? - Nagarajan Swami. 00:57:10.069 --> 00:57:14.865 align:center Look Swami, relax! Grab a cold drink, watch TV, and enjoy. 00:57:14.949 --> 00:57:19.313 align:center What is mine is yours.. except for my underwear! (Laughs) 00:57:23.651 --> 00:57:27.233 align:center Excuse me. What's the procedure to change the room? 00:57:27.463 --> 00:57:28.921 align:center First year? - Yes. 00:57:29.004 --> 00:57:32.780 align:center Strip, then I'll tell you. - Look, ragging is not allowed! 00:57:32.863 --> 00:57:37.195 align:center Of course it's allowed. Who said it isn't? Walk this way.. - No! 00:57:37.278 --> 00:57:42.261 align:center "My eyes will tell him what's in my heart" 00:57:42.345 --> 00:57:47.009 align:center "Shake it baby!" 00:57:47.092 --> 00:57:50.401 align:center Come on, shake your hips. 00:57:52.173 --> 00:57:55.621 align:center Please leave me. 00:57:55.705 --> 00:57:57.908 align:center Doctors, introduce yourselves! 00:57:59.467 --> 00:58:02.705 align:center I'm Dr. P.P. Ashok. - Hey, black undy, come on! 00:58:05.232 --> 00:58:06.709 align:center Dr. Mahesh Kriplani. 00:58:06.792 --> 00:58:09.920 align:center No, no, please! My pants! - I am Dr. Pankaj Marolia. 00:58:10.004 --> 00:58:12.475 align:center Hey! Is this ragging? 00:58:14.453 --> 00:58:15.759 align:center I'm Dr. Anil Davda. 00:58:15.843 --> 00:58:17.553 align:center This is fun. Shall I do it too? 00:58:17.636 --> 00:58:19.179 align:center Dr. Virendra Polge. 00:58:19.263 --> 00:58:22.648 align:center Hey, I wanna do this too. 00:58:24.747 --> 00:58:26.566 align:center I'm Dr. Murli Prasad Sharma. 00:58:41.603 --> 00:58:43.787 align:center What else? - That's enough. 00:58:43.871 --> 00:58:45.000 align:center Ragging's over. 00:58:46.291 --> 00:58:48.989 align:center Hey 'dispensary'! Cut the crap. 00:58:49.286 --> 00:58:51.879 align:center Brother said to rag him, means you rag him. 00:58:51.962 --> 00:58:53.464 align:center Are you all out of your minds? Come on. 00:58:53.706 --> 00:58:57.009 align:center Hey Swami, you rag them. I wanna watch. 00:58:57.768 --> 00:59:00.554 align:center Dump the tension, dude.. I'm here. 00:59:01.470 --> 00:59:06.178 align:center "Of the throb, of the throb" 00:59:06.262 --> 00:59:12.566 align:center "My heart sways, my mind sways 00:59:12.649 --> 00:59:16.301 align:center "Of the throb, of the throb" 00:59:18.797 --> 00:59:20.443 align:center This movement is called an hyperextension.. 00:59:20.526 --> 00:59:22.557 align:center ..and this is called a flex. 00:59:23.177 --> 00:59:25.045 align:center Now a combination of these movements. 00:59:25.129 --> 00:59:27.498 align:center You can wave out to somebody like that. 00:59:27.915 --> 00:59:30.709 align:center Okay. Now the eight bones in the wrist are.. 00:59:30.793 --> 00:59:35.089 align:center Have some chickpeas - they're good for your bones. Lots of calcium. 00:59:36.106 --> 00:59:38.842 align:center Let me study. I came second in the entrance exams. 00:59:38.926 --> 00:59:41.373 align:center How do you think I got the first place.. ? 00:59:41.456 --> 00:59:42.846 align:center By eating chickpeas. Have some. 00:59:44.107 --> 00:59:46.517 align:center Am I clear so far? Any questions? 00:59:49.561 --> 00:59:51.342 align:center Yes, Mr. Sharma. 00:59:53.356 --> 00:59:57.152 align:center I asked a question yesterday, you haven't answered yet. 00:59:58.347 --> 00:59:59.132 align:center Please sit down. 00:59:59.216 --> 01:00:00.364 align:center C'mon dude! 01:00:00.447 --> 01:00:01.407 align:center Just a minute. 01:00:02.912 --> 01:00:06.389 align:center How can a dying man be expected to fill a form! 01:00:06.472 --> 01:00:09.206 align:center And if he dies while filling it, who's responsible? 01:00:09.628 --> 01:00:10.862 align:center Please get out! 01:00:11.114 --> 01:00:12.067 align:center Say what! 01:00:12.497 --> 01:00:14.211 align:center Get out! - Why 'get out'? 01:00:14.765 --> 01:00:19.341 align:center I topped, and I paid the fees - I ain't going nowhere! 01:00:19.844 --> 01:00:21.662 align:center Alright. Fine. 01:00:23.220 --> 01:00:26.014 align:center If this man doesn't leave at once.. 01:00:27.001 --> 01:00:29.685 align:center ..then there will be no more lectures on Anatomy this year. 01:00:31.740 --> 01:00:32.521 align:center Please. - Munna. 01:00:32.604 --> 01:00:34.189 align:center Munna! Go! 01:00:34.273 --> 01:00:36.537 align:center Go! Go! 01:00:39.416 --> 01:00:41.155 align:center Fine. Fine! I'll leave. 01:00:41.306 --> 01:00:44.494 align:center Why should anyone else lose out. 01:00:48.549 --> 01:00:51.276 align:center Hey Swami.. pay attention, and teach me later. 01:00:52.835 --> 01:00:54.251 align:center Gimme the chickpeas! 01:00:58.422 --> 01:01:01.049 align:center Dump the tension, dude. Have some chickpeas. 01:01:01.367 --> 01:01:03.409 align:center No? Cool, more for me. 01:01:07.731 --> 01:01:08.720 align:center Sir! 01:01:11.021 --> 01:01:12.932 align:center What is the procedure to change the room, please? 01:01:13.016 --> 01:01:14.480 align:center You please sit down! 01:01:14.563 --> 01:01:18.066 align:center Circuit, man, I really twisted the dean's knickers today. 01:01:18.400 --> 01:01:20.198 align:center He got pissed-off and asked me to get out! 01:01:20.356 --> 01:01:26.056 align:center I said, "Why get out? I've paid my fees." He was about to cry! 01:01:26.258 --> 01:01:27.534 align:center Idiotic baldy! 01:01:28.438 --> 01:01:31.872 align:center Why are you making a racket? - Why shouldn't I? 01:01:32.164 --> 01:01:35.459 align:center It's my father-in-law's college, I'll get it as dowry. 01:01:35.942 --> 01:01:38.712 align:center Why aren't you in class? - My dear father-in-law.. 01:01:38.962 --> 01:01:41.840 align:center .."J dot Asthana", threw me out. 01:01:42.160 --> 01:01:46.303 align:center He's pissed-off, because I topped. 01:01:46.386 --> 01:01:48.555 align:center You must have done something! 01:01:48.889 --> 01:01:52.434 align:center I just asked a simple question, he told me to beat it. 01:01:52.768 --> 01:01:55.812 align:center Both father and daughter are the same- you speak politely, and.. 01:01:55.896 --> 01:01:57.609 align:center What did she do? 01:01:58.034 --> 01:02:01.151 align:center I made a small request that she keep quiet. 01:02:01.235 --> 01:02:03.779 align:center But she's like her father. 01:02:04.821 --> 01:02:08.004 align:center She busted me in front of my parents. 01:02:10.882 --> 01:02:13.288 align:center Hang on, what's your name? 01:02:14.248 --> 01:02:17.918 align:center Dr. Suman. Dump the tension. 01:02:18.001 --> 01:02:21.168 align:center It's a long story - some other time. Gotta go now. 01:02:21.695 --> 01:02:22.965 align:center Yes, Circuit. 01:02:23.048 --> 01:02:25.759 align:center Like I was saying, the baldy was all flustered. 01:02:25.842 --> 01:02:29.365 align:center This is the beginning. You just wait and watch what I do. 01:02:33.023 --> 01:02:38.313 align:center First, starting from the neck, make an incision down the centre. 01:02:39.118 --> 01:02:41.525 align:center The upper layer of the skin is called epidermis. 01:02:42.010 --> 01:02:45.237 align:center And the lower layer's is called. - Hypodermis. - Very good. 01:02:45.977 --> 01:02:47.364 align:center Now you pull the skin. 01:02:47.702 --> 01:02:48.907 align:center It stinks! 01:02:48.991 --> 01:02:52.661 align:center Make an incision on the muscle and you enter the abdominal cavity. 01:02:53.400 --> 01:02:55.455 align:center Out of the way! I can't see. 01:02:56.640 --> 01:02:58.833 align:center Why don't you get a body of your own. 01:02:59.006 --> 01:03:00.852 align:center (Laughs) 01:03:01.134 --> 01:03:03.964 align:center Pay attention. Before we proceed any further.. 01:03:04.047 --> 01:03:05.716 align:center ..I want you to observe carefully.. 01:03:05.799 --> 01:03:08.510 align:center ..and make a note of all the organs in the abdominal cavity. 01:03:08.686 --> 01:03:11.341 align:center (Phone rings) 01:03:12.014 --> 01:03:13.765 align:center Who is that? - Your pop. 01:03:13.849 --> 01:03:18.751 align:center Brother! How are you? - I need a body. 01:03:19.861 --> 01:03:26.069 align:center Whose body? - Like, for dissection. 01:03:26.716 --> 01:03:29.357 align:center Brother, where do I find such a body? 01:03:29.440 --> 01:03:31.908 align:center How would I know? Just find one. 01:03:32.659 --> 01:03:34.911 align:center Dump the tension, Brother. You concentrate on your studies. 01:03:34.995 --> 01:03:38.081 align:center I'll organize the body. 01:03:40.351 --> 01:03:41.918 align:center Brother! I found a body. 01:03:42.465 --> 01:03:45.214 align:center Will an imported one do? - Yeah. Just get it quick. 01:03:45.298 --> 01:03:47.299 align:center 10 minutes, Brother. 01:03:48.008 --> 01:03:51.223 align:center Shorty, get a sack. - Right away. 01:03:51.461 --> 01:03:52.328 align:center (Camera clicks) 01:03:55.560 --> 01:03:56.383 align:center (Camera clicks) 01:03:57.436 --> 01:04:01.526 align:center Yo, chilli chicken, wanna click an ambulance. It's a 5-star model. 01:04:01.951 --> 01:04:03.727 align:center No, I want real India. 01:04:03.810 --> 01:04:05.927 align:center Poor, hungry people. 01:04:06.606 --> 01:04:07.659 align:center (Camera clicks) 01:04:08.655 --> 01:04:11.236 align:center They are inside the ambulance. 01:04:11.320 --> 01:04:14.409 align:center Great. C'mon. - Good. 01:04:14.493 --> 01:04:17.037 align:center Bloody hakka noodle, come in from abroad.. 01:04:17.120 --> 01:04:20.066 align:center ..and only see naked, hungry people. You don't see Taj Mahal, 01:04:20.149 --> 01:04:21.920 align:center No, hungry and poor men. 01:04:22.003 --> 01:04:23.479 align:center Will this bag do, brother? 01:04:24.149 --> 01:04:26.171 align:center You rascal! 01:04:26.516 --> 01:04:30.008 align:center Will I fold him and then fit him in this? How tall are you? 01:04:30.092 --> 01:04:30.837 align:center What? 01:04:30.921 --> 01:04:33.303 align:center How long? - Five six. 01:04:33.455 --> 01:04:35.639 align:center Get a 6-feet bag You, come with me. 01:04:35.847 --> 01:04:38.767 align:center You don't want to see Taj Mahal? I'll show you hungry Indian. 01:04:38.850 --> 01:04:39.851 align:center Very nice. Get in, son of a.. 01:04:43.641 --> 01:04:45.220 align:center (Screams) 01:04:47.731 --> 01:04:49.569 align:center Brother, I'm here! 01:04:49.787 --> 01:04:51.613 align:center Move! Hey move aside! 01:04:51.697 --> 01:04:53.990 align:center Straighten him! 01:04:54.074 --> 01:04:56.702 align:center Brother, check it out, we've got the body. 01:04:56.785 --> 01:04:58.458 align:center Come this way. 01:05:00.537 --> 01:05:03.583 align:center Keep it here. Remove the cover. He's very heavy. 01:05:03.917 --> 01:05:05.544 align:center Absolutely fresh. 01:05:06.878 --> 01:05:08.088 align:center Where did you find him? 01:05:08.171 --> 01:05:10.382 align:center He was standing right outside the house. 01:05:11.417 --> 01:05:13.051 align:center Hey! - What? 01:05:16.691 --> 01:05:18.423 align:center It's a ghost! - You? 01:05:21.059 --> 01:05:23.729 align:center Run! Run! 01:05:27.158 --> 01:05:28.933 align:center Put him in the sack again! 01:05:38.713 --> 01:05:40.256 align:center What was I to do? 01:05:40.507 --> 01:05:43.885 align:center There are 50 students to a body, you can't see diddly-squat! 01:05:44.260 --> 01:05:47.597 align:center All I've seen in four days is the fingers. 01:05:48.598 --> 01:05:52.477 align:center I wanna be a complete doctor, not a finger specialist.. 01:05:52.902 --> 01:05:55.647 align:center ..who doesn't know what's up with the knees. 01:05:58.358 --> 01:06:00.819 align:center And he said, "get your own body". 01:06:03.655 --> 01:06:05.740 align:center He wants a body to himself, so give it to him. 01:06:05.949 --> 01:06:07.742 align:center He wishes to learn. What's wrong with that? 01:06:08.702 --> 01:06:11.538 align:center Good. - Thank you. - Very good. Scalpel. 01:06:13.248 --> 01:06:14.749 align:center Good, come. - Please. 01:06:15.333 --> 01:06:20.964 align:center Now, please show me.. heart, kidneys, lungs, intestines. 01:06:25.301 --> 01:06:31.224 align:center It's not a dagger. Hold it like a pen. 01:06:52.964 --> 01:06:54.456 align:center Take your time. 01:07:16.394 --> 01:07:21.983 align:center Admit him, and let him know that I filled in his form. 01:07:22.541 --> 01:07:24.695 align:center (Laughs) 01:07:28.808 --> 01:07:30.200 align:center He's conscious. 01:07:34.621 --> 01:07:35.705 align:center Brother, what happened to you? 01:07:38.124 --> 01:07:42.629 align:center Nothing. I didn't eat last night.. 01:07:43.379 --> 01:07:45.507 align:center ..woke up early for the dean's lecture.. 01:07:45.924 --> 01:07:47.926 align:center ..and I forgot to have breakfast. 01:07:50.512 --> 01:07:54.599 align:center And there was water on the marble floor. 01:07:54.682 --> 01:07:58.019 align:center Nobody cleans up around here.. It's very dangerous, Ms. Suman. 01:07:58.645 --> 01:08:00.855 align:center It happens. Rest. 01:08:03.441 --> 01:08:06.903 align:center How are you now? - I'm fine, ma'am. How's our hero? 01:08:08.221 --> 01:08:13.535 align:center I don't know. This was his second attempt at suicide. 01:08:14.577 --> 01:08:16.955 align:center And he won't talk to anyone. 01:08:17.038 --> 01:08:18.164 align:center (Crying) 01:08:18.248 --> 01:08:22.085 align:center Dump the tension, ma'am. Where is he? 01:08:24.003 --> 01:08:27.757 align:center Your mom is crying in front of you, aren't you ashamed? 01:08:27.841 --> 01:08:29.866 align:center Don't scold him. - Why not! 01:08:31.845 --> 01:08:34.764 align:center You wanna die? Then do it right, finish it. 01:08:35.098 --> 01:08:37.976 align:center Sleeping pills are a half measure. 01:08:38.518 --> 01:08:41.604 align:center Take a knife to your throat and slit it. 01:08:42.021 --> 01:08:46.734 align:center Till then, don't pity yourself. - I don't pity myself! 01:08:46.818 --> 01:08:49.612 align:center Murli, lie down. - Hang on, Ms. Suman. 01:08:49.779 --> 01:08:52.657 align:center Kids today don't have an ounce of courage. 01:08:53.658 --> 01:08:58.121 align:center And you've spoilt him, ma'am, hanging on every teardrop of his. 01:08:58.538 --> 01:09:01.708 align:center He has to toughen up. - Please be quiet. 01:09:02.167 --> 01:09:04.711 align:center You don't know what I've been through! - What? 01:09:05.798 --> 01:09:09.048 align:center Failed your exams? Got dumped by a girl? 01:09:09.591 --> 01:09:10.842 align:center Strapped for cash? 01:09:13.094 --> 01:09:15.763 align:center A girl! Got dumped, right? 01:09:20.268 --> 01:09:24.606 align:center Hey, Circuit, who'd marry such a cry baby? 01:09:24.852 --> 01:09:27.650 align:center Was out to kill himself over a six-month romance. 01:09:28.443 --> 01:09:33.072 align:center Your mom's loved you for years, can't you stay alive for her? 01:09:33.156 --> 01:09:34.407 align:center Shut up! 01:09:35.184 --> 01:09:39.537 align:center What do you know about love? - True. 01:09:41.247 --> 01:09:46.419 align:center "What does a goon like me know about love," 01:09:46.502 --> 01:09:49.881 align:center "Loaf around to kill time" 01:09:50.798 --> 01:09:55.357 align:center "Eat and drink, five to nine! I'm fine!" 01:09:56.012 --> 01:10:00.391 align:center "So why fall in love? Why?" 01:10:01.726 --> 01:10:06.770 align:center "But then one day, Sophia walked my way" 01:10:06.853 --> 01:10:14.280 align:center (Music) 01:10:14.364 --> 01:10:21.228 align:center "My head was in a strange condition, my heart revved without ignition" 01:10:21.574 --> 01:10:26.639 align:center (Music) 01:10:26.935 --> 01:10:32.465 align:center "Dude, what a face!! .. and whatchamacallit .. " 01:10:32.632 --> 01:10:37.713 align:center "..yeah - tresses! What tresses!" 01:10:38.221 --> 01:10:42.237 align:center "She moved like the wind.. " 01:10:43.935 --> 01:10:48.102 align:center "..traffic stopped if her eyes just blinked" 01:10:48.185 --> 01:10:49.501 align:center (Honking) 01:10:49.899 --> 01:10:53.278 align:center "I thought I'd found my home, said" 01:10:53.361 --> 01:10:56.442 align:center "Dude, I found my love, my church in Rome!" 01:10:56.615 --> 01:11:06.494 align:center (Music) 01:11:06.708 --> 01:11:08.960 align:center "All day I'd stand underneath her window" 01:11:09.043 --> 01:11:10.795 align:center "No fights, no brawls" 01:11:10.878 --> 01:11:13.464 align:center "No squabbles with Aziz, no scraps with Usman.. " 01:11:13.548 --> 01:11:16.341 align:center "I was numb!" 01:11:18.866 --> 01:11:21.681 align:center "She was the one.. " 01:11:21.764 --> 01:11:24.546 align:center "You didn't whistle." 01:11:24.630 --> 01:11:29.548 align:center (Music) 01:11:30.064 --> 01:11:32.817 align:center "At the one, our eyes met.. " 01:11:32.900 --> 01:11:35.477 align:center "You didn't wink at" 01:11:35.560 --> 01:11:41.451 align:center (Music) 01:11:41.534 --> 01:11:43.244 align:center "My buddies looked like they'd been bombed" 01:11:43.328 --> 01:11:47.047 align:center "Said, "Dude, please don't tell us you've reformed!" 01:11:47.218 --> 01:11:57.354 align:center (Music) 01:11:58.217 --> 01:12:00.345 align:center "Then one day Kallan saw her and said" 01:12:00.553 --> 01:12:03.389 align:center "Woah! Look! She's a perfect eleven!" 01:12:03.806 --> 01:12:05.767 align:center "I lost my head.. " 01:12:08.895 --> 01:12:10.229 align:center "and said.. " 01:12:10.313 --> 01:12:12.774 align:center "Come here punk, I'll show you heaven" 01:12:12.857 --> 01:12:16.778 align:center "He got washed, rinsed and dry cleaned that day" 01:12:16.861 --> 01:12:22.260 align:center "Still runs away like I'm a bad omen, his doomsday!" 01:12:24.360 --> 01:12:26.204 align:center "Then what happened to Sophia?" 01:12:26.750 --> 01:12:32.752 align:center (Music) 01:12:32.835 --> 01:12:37.423 align:center "Then one day, she looked at me and smiled" 01:12:38.424 --> 01:12:43.245 align:center "I thought "Dude, she smiled, my case is filed" 01:12:44.055 --> 01:12:49.352 align:center "Thought she like me too" 01:12:49.727 --> 01:12:54.508 align:center "But she met someone else and said "I do" " 01:12:54.757 --> 01:13:17.505 align:center (Music) 01:13:17.839 --> 01:13:20.027 align:center "She was married, it was undisputed" 01:13:20.299 --> 01:13:25.096 align:center "While I just stood there, stricken and rooted" 01:13:26.013 --> 01:13:28.182 align:center "That night I drank till 2 am" 01:13:28.569 --> 01:13:37.048 align:center "That night I drank till 2 am" 01:13:37.697 --> 01:13:40.240 align:center "Damn, I had but one dream, one prayer" 01:13:40.483 --> 01:13:42.488 align:center "But I swear I didn't shed a single tear" 01:13:42.822 --> 01:13:46.492 align:center "Why cry? It was a stupid high!" 01:13:48.537 --> 01:13:51.456 align:center "Next day it was back to life back to reality" 01:13:51.539 --> 01:13:54.292 align:center "Loaf around to kill time, eating, smoking, drinking wine!" 01:13:54.375 --> 01:13:57.628 align:center "Clashed with Aziz again, nearly killed him too" 01:13:57.712 --> 01:14:00.756 align:center "They said forget her, but "no can do" 01:14:08.681 --> 01:14:14.353 align:center "My dreams were shattered, my heart was too" 01:14:14.437 --> 01:14:19.859 align:center "Yes it hurt.. but that's life, dude!" 01:14:19.942 --> 01:14:25.615 align:center "My dreams were shattered, my heart was too" 01:14:25.698 --> 01:14:30.901 align:center "Yes it hurt.. but that's life, dude!" 01:14:31.621 --> 01:14:33.748 align:center Then .. then what happened? 01:14:33.998 --> 01:14:38.151 align:center "What could happen? Next day.. " 01:14:38.461 --> 01:14:40.730 align:center "Pamela walked my way" 01:14:40.901 --> 01:14:47.159 align:center (Music) 01:14:47.678 --> 01:14:53.364 align:center "My head was in a strange condition, my heart revved without ignition" 01:14:53.976 --> 01:14:56.521 align:center "Dude, what a face!!" 01:14:58.940 --> 01:15:01.400 align:center "And oh, what eyes!" 01:15:01.484 --> 01:15:05.673 align:center "Hey Munna, did the traffic in your heart just sigh?!" 01:15:13.829 --> 01:15:16.707 align:center He has smiled after so many days. I think he'll be fine. 01:15:16.791 --> 01:15:19.126 align:center I think he will be fine. Thank you. 01:15:19.210 --> 01:15:21.420 align:center It was nothing. Don't mention it. 01:15:21.629 --> 01:15:24.882 align:center Murli, why do you bug everyone? 01:15:25.299 --> 01:15:28.386 align:center It seems you're here to irritate people, and not to study. 01:15:28.928 --> 01:15:30.972 align:center Not everyone, just Asthana. 01:15:31.847 --> 01:15:34.934 align:center He and his daughter.. Never mind. 01:15:35.560 --> 01:15:37.937 align:center Chinki is innocent. She didn't even know. 01:15:40.731 --> 01:15:45.111 align:center You know Chinki? - Of course! She's a good friend. 01:15:45.945 --> 01:15:47.321 align:center It wasn't her fault. 01:15:47.405 --> 01:15:49.907 align:center The maid told her father. What could she do. 01:15:49.991 --> 01:15:55.663 align:center No wonder! I kept thinking how a childhood buddy could tell on me. 01:15:58.457 --> 01:16:04.463 align:center Ms. Suman, tell me, like.. How does she look? 01:16:05.172 --> 01:16:06.173 align:center Why? 01:16:06.257 --> 01:16:09.635 align:center As a kid she was a big fatso! Now.. ? 01:16:09.719 --> 01:16:12.972 align:center Absolutely not! I've seen her old picture. 01:16:13.055 --> 01:16:15.057 align:center She wasn't that fat. - You're kidding me! 01:16:15.349 --> 01:16:18.072 align:center She once climbed a tree. The branch broke! 01:16:18.155 --> 01:16:20.866 align:center (Laughs) 01:16:22.648 --> 01:16:26.027 align:center How is she now? I mean, how does she look? 01:16:27.028 --> 01:16:29.780 align:center Not too bad. 01:16:29.989 --> 01:16:32.533 align:center As good as you? 01:16:35.995 --> 01:16:38.289 align:center Better than me. - Woah! 01:16:38.581 --> 01:16:40.791 align:center Ms. Suman, you have to make her meet me. 01:16:40.875 --> 01:16:43.428 align:center Dr. Asthana will kill her. - That son of a.. 01:16:44.587 --> 01:16:45.630 align:center Sorry. 01:16:46.297 --> 01:16:49.842 align:center We'll meet secretly. You're her friend, please help. 01:16:50.843 --> 01:16:51.969 align:center Why? 01:16:52.178 --> 01:16:54.639 align:center Say what? - Why should I? 01:16:56.807 --> 01:17:01.520 align:center Fine. But only if you promise not to bug any of the professors. 01:17:01.604 --> 01:17:03.064 align:center Deal! 01:17:03.439 --> 01:17:05.107 align:center I'll think about it. 01:17:08.632 --> 01:17:13.831 align:center Now observe closely. Such interesting cases are rare. 01:17:14.501 --> 01:17:18.422 align:center The subject has been in this condition for 12 years. 01:17:19.298 --> 01:17:24.511 align:center He can't speak, hear, understand, or feel anything. 01:17:25.178 --> 01:17:30.726 align:center His senses are all dead. He's a vegetable. 01:17:31.685 --> 01:17:33.145 align:center Now see.. 01:17:34.605 --> 01:17:39.109 align:center if you observe closely, when I shine a light into the eyes.. 01:17:39.568 --> 01:17:43.030 align:center ..the pupils contract, but the subject doesn't blink. 01:17:43.113 --> 01:17:47.242 align:center Yo, boss! Hello! Turn off the torch! 01:17:47.784 --> 01:17:50.495 align:center Why? - That must cause him discomfort. 01:17:51.371 --> 01:17:55.959 align:center Out of the question! The subject can't feel anything. 01:17:56.043 --> 01:17:58.420 align:center Say what - 'subject'? Doesn't he have a name? 01:18:03.592 --> 01:18:05.927 align:center His name is Anand Banerjee. 01:18:06.011 --> 01:18:08.597 align:center And he's many years your senior, talk respectfully about him. 01:18:08.680 --> 01:18:14.686 align:center Why are you getting emotional? I told you he can't hear a thing. 01:18:15.326 --> 01:18:19.566 align:center Relax! Sit down. - Munna, sit down! 01:18:21.318 --> 01:18:24.863 align:center In your medical careers, you'll face this question many times. 01:18:25.405 --> 01:18:31.912 align:center Tell me, is it right to keep a vegetable alive by using medicines.. 01:18:32.329 --> 01:18:35.666 align:center ..especially in a country where there is a shortage of hospitals.. 01:18:36.347 --> 01:18:39.711 align:center ..the subject has been occupying a bed for the last 12 years. 01:18:39.878 --> 01:18:41.588 align:center Screw you! 01:18:42.339 --> 01:18:46.185 align:center You're concerned about the bed! How do you know he won't wake up? 01:18:46.699 --> 01:18:49.513 align:center I'm a doctor. - But not God. 01:18:50.222 --> 01:18:52.886 align:center Did you get inside his head? I should thwack you in the head. 01:18:53.725 --> 01:18:55.852 align:center Leave the class! 01:18:57.979 --> 01:19:00.649 align:center Say what you want. Let's go Mr. Anand. 01:19:00.732 --> 01:19:03.819 align:center What are you doing? Where are you taking him? 01:19:04.403 --> 01:19:06.446 align:center Brother Anand, don't mind him. 01:19:06.697 --> 01:19:09.741 align:center These docs read a couple of books and think they're God. 01:19:10.252 --> 01:19:12.696 align:center If anyone gives you tension, let me know. 01:19:23.714 --> 01:19:27.342 align:center 12 years you've been here - that's a lot of time. 01:19:27.926 --> 01:19:31.304 align:center You must be bored! Hey Doc, gimme the headphones. 01:19:34.421 --> 01:19:36.820 align:center 5 01:19:37.208 --> 01:19:40.188 align:center Brother Anand, listen, it's your heart! 01:19:40.272 --> 01:19:42.315 align:center What a solid beat. 01:19:43.358 --> 01:19:44.568 align:center Listen. 01:19:45.351 --> 01:19:48.047 align:center (Heart beating) 01:19:48.447 --> 01:19:51.742 align:center You are hundred percent alive. 01:19:52.075 --> 01:19:55.871 align:center If anyone disagrees make them hear your heart's voice, okay? 01:20:00.394 --> 01:20:02.360 align:center (Phone dialing) 01:20:03.170 --> 01:20:05.046 align:center Yo, Circuit.. 01:20:05.505 --> 01:20:07.716 align:center All right, right here. 01:20:08.008 --> 01:20:12.137 align:center Hey, quit imitating a bedspread and bring the bed out. 01:20:12.888 --> 01:20:15.015 align:center And sir, he just took the subject out of class! 01:20:15.098 --> 01:20:18.518 align:center And you did nothing? - Should I have wrestled with him? 01:20:19.126 --> 01:20:22.439 align:center Sir, he nearly strangled me. I could have died. 01:20:23.940 --> 01:20:25.984 align:center And that ugly street language in the classroom - yo dude, like.. 01:20:26.067 --> 01:20:29.780 align:center I just can't get this shit into my head, man - What is this? 01:20:29.863 --> 01:20:31.323 align:center Is this some bloody country bar? 01:20:31.406 --> 01:20:34.785 align:center Do you know by what name he calls us? "Doofus"! 01:20:34.868 --> 01:20:40.248 align:center Yo, doofus, out of the way! Move it! 01:20:40.665 --> 01:20:43.376 align:center Sir, we all want you to rusticate him. 01:20:43.460 --> 01:20:45.378 align:center Yes, sir. - One sec. 01:20:45.462 --> 01:20:47.756 align:center We can't do that. - Why? 01:20:48.298 --> 01:20:51.551 align:center On what pretext do we throw him out? Because he asks questions? 01:20:51.635 --> 01:20:53.804 align:center Or because he doesn't speak too politely? 01:20:54.304 --> 01:20:56.223 align:center He topped the pre-medical entrance exams. 01:20:56.306 --> 01:20:58.934 align:center We need a very strong reason to rusticate him. 01:21:02.864 --> 01:21:06.274 align:center Yo, mop-boy, scoot. Hey, 'safari-suit', make way! 01:21:06.358 --> 01:21:10.744 align:center Enjoying your stroll? Get to work! 01:21:13.243 --> 01:21:14.658 align:center Sit! Sit! Sit! 01:21:16.618 --> 01:21:19.276 align:center There's only one way out as I see it. 01:21:19.830 --> 01:21:22.040 align:center Rustom, you will set this terms question paper. 01:21:22.666 --> 01:21:25.252 align:center You'll set the toughest paper in the history of this institution. 01:21:25.585 --> 01:21:26.419 align:center Sure, sir. 01:21:26.503 --> 01:21:29.589 align:center He'll fail, and the next day we'll hand him his leaving certificate. 01:21:29.673 --> 01:21:31.007 align:center And he is out. - Very good. - Very good sir! 01:21:31.091 --> 01:21:33.969 align:center Munna's brought a bed, SIR! - What? 01:21:35.929 --> 01:21:37.430 align:center C'mon, what are you waiting for? 01:21:37.987 --> 01:21:39.474 align:center You mind your language. What do you mean by saying he has brought it? 01:21:39.558 --> 01:21:40.809 align:center He's brought it! 01:21:41.415 --> 01:21:45.939 align:center "It is morning, Uncle." 01:21:46.022 --> 01:21:50.944 align:center "It is morning, Uncle." 01:21:51.027 --> 01:21:54.739 align:center Brother Anand, dump the tension. Any problems, just tell Brother about it. 01:21:55.240 --> 01:21:56.908 align:center Brother, your father-in-law! 01:21:57.350 --> 01:22:00.147 align:center (Laughs) 01:22:02.960 --> 01:22:05.041 align:center May I ask what's going on here? - No! 01:22:05.205 --> 01:22:08.397 align:center (Laughs) 01:22:09.091 --> 01:22:10.164 align:center Okay.. Okay. Ask.. 01:22:10.714 --> 01:22:14.009 align:center What the hell are you up to now? - Doc Doofus here said that.. 01:22:14.647 --> 01:22:17.095 align:center ..brother Anand's bed could be better utilized for another patient. 01:22:17.650 --> 01:22:21.182 align:center So, we've vacated it. - We have no need for this bed. 01:22:21.266 --> 01:22:23.459 align:center It's not for you to sleep on, doofus. 01:22:23.542 --> 01:22:25.687 align:center (Laughs) 01:22:26.187 --> 01:22:28.899 align:center Brother Anand, this is your personal bed. 01:22:29.239 --> 01:22:32.819 align:center Sleep easy. Nobody will bother you. 01:22:34.919 --> 01:22:37.699 align:center Bye, brother Anand. Take it easy. 01:22:40.404 --> 01:22:42.871 align:center I want this bed removed right now! 01:22:44.256 --> 01:22:55.862 align:center (Giggles) 01:22:58.720 --> 01:23:02.116 align:center Careful! He hasn't shaved in 12 years. 01:23:02.833 --> 01:23:06.561 align:center Brother Anand, let's get you slicked and then out in the sun.. 01:23:06.811 --> 01:23:08.647 align:center ..get some, Vitamin D! 01:23:08.897 --> 01:23:14.277 align:center Tonda's going around saying that Munna's out - call me for work. 01:23:15.278 --> 01:23:17.197 align:center I can't study and work. 01:23:18.204 --> 01:23:23.203 align:center There's so much stuff in the body to know about? 01:23:23.801 --> 01:23:28.291 align:center To begin with, there are 206 types of bones! 01:23:28.740 --> 01:23:31.903 align:center Never thought of that while breaking them, did we? 01:23:31.987 --> 01:23:33.292 align:center (Laughs) 01:23:33.463 --> 01:23:35.423 align:center Why aren't you in class? 01:23:35.507 --> 01:23:37.592 align:center Because everyone keeps throwing me out. 01:23:37.759 --> 01:23:39.344 align:center All the doctors are angry with you. 01:23:39.427 --> 01:23:41.137 align:center You've got to pay a little more attention to your studies. 01:23:41.420 --> 01:23:42.973 align:center Brother, there.. 01:23:44.808 --> 01:23:46.434 align:center Hello.. I'm talking to you. 01:23:48.728 --> 01:23:51.106 align:center Murli. Murli. 01:24:08.198 --> 01:24:10.583 align:center Brother Anand you looks like a rock star! 01:24:10.667 --> 01:24:17.296 align:center The nurses are gonna fight over you now. Let's go for a spin, brother. 01:24:17.924 --> 01:24:19.926 align:center Circuit, give me a hand. - Yes. 01:24:21.720 --> 01:24:25.974 align:center Wow! Anand! 01:24:26.057 --> 01:24:29.769 align:center That face behind a beard.. Heresy! 01:24:29.853 --> 01:24:32.397 align:center You look like a hero! 01:24:35.191 --> 01:24:36.867 align:center Murli, stop! 01:24:37.110 --> 01:24:42.657 align:center Look if you don't do well, they're going to throw out. 01:24:43.466 --> 01:24:46.870 align:center Okay, look, if you study, and pass the exam, I'll arrange a meeting.. 01:24:47.078 --> 01:24:51.291 align:center ..between you and Chinki. - No problem. I'll pass! 01:24:52.403 --> 01:24:54.387 align:center (Door knocking) 01:24:56.025 --> 01:24:57.922 align:center "No one knows the meaning of life.. " 01:24:58.006 --> 01:25:04.721 align:center Pops.. How are you? - Come in. Carom? 01:25:04.804 --> 01:25:08.558 align:center Play carom, drink juice .. That's the good life, pops! 01:25:09.642 --> 01:25:13.021 align:center "Now stop it and show, uncle." 01:25:13.200 --> 01:25:15.440 align:center "It is morning, Uncle." 01:25:15.602 --> 01:25:17.734 align:center It's a really difficult paper, man! 01:25:17.817 --> 01:25:22.447 align:center "It is morning, Uncle. It is morning, Uncle." 01:25:22.530 --> 01:25:25.105 align:center "Moon uncle has gone to bed and.. " 01:25:25.188 --> 01:25:28.661 align:center Alimentary canal.. Alimentary canal.. Got that? Okay. 01:25:28.745 --> 01:25:34.042 align:center The answer to question number four is 'spinal cord atrophy induces.. 01:25:34.125 --> 01:25:36.419 align:center "The hands of the clock are running." 01:25:37.837 --> 01:25:38.838 align:center Say that again? 01:25:39.255 --> 01:25:43.093 align:center Spinal cord atrophy.. Hey, keep it down! 01:25:43.176 --> 01:25:46.888 align:center Will you please.. Silence! I can't concentrate man.. Please. 01:25:47.347 --> 01:25:52.477 align:center Spinal, s-p-i-n-a-l, cord, c-o-r-d.. 01:25:52.560 --> 01:25:54.687 align:center "One story has ended and.. " 01:25:54.843 --> 01:25:58.108 align:center "..another has begun, uncle." 01:25:58.311 --> 01:26:02.862 align:center "It is morning, Uncle." 01:26:02.946 --> 01:26:06.074 align:center "It is morning, Uncle." 01:26:06.157 --> 01:26:09.410 align:center Done. Was really tough! - Best of luck. 01:26:09.791 --> 01:26:13.504 align:center (Asthana laughs) 01:26:14.582 --> 01:26:18.795 align:center This boy is a genius. If such guys become doctors.. 01:26:18.878 --> 01:26:23.842 align:center .. then patients will only hear "Dude, lie down, you're screwed!" 01:26:25.093 --> 01:26:27.846 align:center Rustom, I want to know how he topped. 01:26:29.301 --> 01:26:31.266 align:center How would I know sir? - Yeah, how would you know? 01:26:31.349 --> 01:26:35.019 align:center Sir, you had called Murli Prasad Sharma. - Send him in. 01:26:37.052 --> 01:26:39.691 align:center So, Mr. Sharma, you've topped again. 01:26:39.774 --> 01:26:42.485 align:center Dude, your professors sure know their job. 01:26:42.812 --> 01:26:44.904 align:center May I ask what you wish to prove here? 01:26:44.988 --> 01:26:49.951 align:center Ask away, dude! - Who do you think you are? 01:26:51.208 --> 01:26:53.329 align:center Do you think I don't know that you've cheated? 01:26:53.483 --> 01:26:56.040 align:center I don't know how, but I will find out, Mister. 01:26:56.624 --> 01:27:00.253 align:center You think I've cheated? Let me declare that I have. 01:27:00.836 --> 01:27:03.548 align:center And will do it again. Do what you can! 01:27:03.631 --> 01:27:07.302 align:center Shut up! No one has ever spoken to me like this! 01:27:07.385 --> 01:27:09.179 align:center There's always a first time dude! 01:27:09.397 --> 01:27:11.264 align:center You, you, you, you.. 01:27:11.514 --> 01:27:15.268 align:center Do you know I can throw you out of this college? 01:27:15.834 --> 01:27:18.563 align:center Have you forgotten how I threw your father out? 01:27:19.567 --> 01:27:25.153 align:center How can I forget that? My father cried in front of me and left. 01:27:25.778 --> 01:27:29.532 align:center Now it's your turn. You're going to get screwed in your own college. 01:27:29.949 --> 01:27:32.327 align:center Not only will I become a doctor, I'll also marry your daughter. 01:27:32.946 --> 01:27:34.370 align:center That's my challenge. 01:27:35.872 --> 01:27:37.290 align:center Do your worst. 01:27:49.135 --> 01:27:50.786 align:center I will screw him!! 01:27:51.909 --> 01:27:53.374 align:center What am I saying?!?!?! 01:27:55.512 --> 01:27:58.236 align:center (Giggles) 01:28:06.816 --> 01:28:11.529 align:center Ms. Suman, I topped again! - Murli, I'm busy. 01:28:12.447 --> 01:28:15.116 align:center Dump the tension. I'll wait. 01:28:16.200 --> 01:28:18.536 align:center Get these tests done. - Thank you doctor. 01:28:19.579 --> 01:28:23.124 align:center Murli, you're... - But I topped Ms. Suman! 01:28:23.541 --> 01:28:25.418 align:center I know. Congratulations. 01:28:25.501 --> 01:28:28.221 align:center Please ask Chinki to meet me now. - She won't meet you. 01:28:29.714 --> 01:28:33.968 align:center Hey, you're breaking your promise. - She's scared, Munna. 01:28:34.122 --> 01:28:38.139 align:center She would meet you but Dr. Asthana is livid right now. 01:28:38.222 --> 01:28:41.142 align:center Dude, he's like the Incredible Sulk. 01:28:41.642 --> 01:28:43.394 align:center Why doesn't someone just give him a Magic Hug? 01:28:43.478 --> 01:28:46.189 align:center Hug? - An honest hug is magical. 01:28:46.272 --> 01:28:49.233 align:center My mom calls it the Magic Hug. It's an anti-tension drug. 01:28:49.317 --> 01:28:52.862 align:center Hey, can't you see its wet there? 01:28:54.489 --> 01:28:57.825 align:center I sweep this place 25 times a day. Am I a machine? 01:28:58.197 --> 01:28:59.683 align:center I keep cleaning, people keep walking. 01:29:01.746 --> 01:29:04.582 align:center I'll die sweeping. 01:29:05.082 --> 01:29:07.502 align:center Everyone wants to go this way. They can't go any other way. 01:29:07.794 --> 01:29:09.921 align:center Hey, watch it. 01:29:10.588 --> 01:29:12.215 align:center Sorry! - What sorry? 01:29:12.298 --> 01:29:15.843 align:center You'll merely walk off but I'll get yelled at. 01:29:16.168 --> 01:29:19.180 align:center Like I've been yelled at.. for 30 years. 01:29:19.847 --> 01:29:22.486 align:center What's your name? 01:29:23.059 --> 01:29:27.605 align:center You want to complain now? The name's Maqsood. 01:29:27.897 --> 01:29:31.014 align:center I don't want to complain. I want to thank you. 01:29:33.820 --> 01:29:35.071 align:center Truly. 01:29:39.867 --> 01:29:41.744 align:center You're an awesome worker Brother Maqsood. 01:29:42.189 --> 01:29:45.498 align:center Everyone thanks doctors for making them well. 01:29:46.040 --> 01:29:49.794 align:center No one thanks you for picking up their rubbish. 01:29:51.045 --> 01:29:53.162 align:center I just want to say thanks. 01:29:53.714 --> 01:29:56.025 align:center Thank you. 01:30:07.395 --> 01:30:11.207 align:center You're gonna make me cry. Enough. 01:30:13.003 --> 01:30:13.943 align:center Go. 01:30:20.039 --> 01:30:23.934 align:center Sorry! - Forget it. I'll take care of it. 01:30:30.418 --> 01:30:33.087 align:center Tell Chinki she should give her dad a Magic Hug. 01:30:33.337 --> 01:30:35.089 align:center I swear, he'll melt like butter. 01:30:35.809 --> 01:30:37.174 align:center Suman, I'm telling the truth. 01:30:41.220 --> 01:30:46.058 align:center I've decided - I'm calling Dubai! 01:30:46.267 --> 01:30:47.979 align:center Dubai! Why? 01:30:48.269 --> 01:30:52.982 align:center Brother Abbas can make Munna disappear into thin air. 01:30:53.065 --> 01:30:55.860 align:center Dad what are you saying? Who is this Abbas guy? 01:30:55.943 --> 01:30:58.738 align:center He came from Dubai to get his hernia operated from me. 01:30:58.821 --> 01:30:59.864 align:center You know what he said to me? 01:31:00.114 --> 01:31:03.075 align:center He said, "Brother Asthana, I owe you a hernia.. 01:31:03.284 --> 01:31:06.662 align:center ..if you ever need help just think of me." 01:31:06.746 --> 01:31:09.954 align:center These are men of honour. - (Laughs) 01:31:11.250 --> 01:31:17.840 align:center No dad! You're not cut out for this stuff. 01:31:17.924 --> 01:31:19.233 align:center Yeah! I know. 01:31:19.317 --> 01:31:22.136 align:center (Phone rings) 01:31:22.219 --> 01:31:25.306 align:center Hello! - Hello Chinki, Munna here. 01:31:25.389 --> 01:31:29.185 align:center Did Dr. Suman speak to you? 01:31:29.602 --> 01:31:30.853 align:center She's my buddy too. 01:31:31.062 --> 01:31:34.357 align:center I had sent a message through your friend Dr. Suman. 01:31:34.440 --> 01:31:37.109 align:center What message? - To give your dad a Magic Hug! 01:31:37.401 --> 01:31:39.195 align:center Is the doofus feeling better? 01:31:39.278 --> 01:31:41.322 align:center Doofus!!.. He called me 'doofus'!! 01:31:41.405 --> 01:31:44.742 align:center What's going on Munna? - I topped again. 01:31:44.909 --> 01:31:49.080 align:center It's turned into a habit. - So, what do you want? 01:31:49.163 --> 01:31:54.293 align:center You told Dr. Suman that if I do well you'd meet me.. Right? 01:31:54.377 --> 01:31:56.587 align:center No, I can't meet you. 01:31:56.671 --> 01:32:00.716 align:center Hey Chinki, it's wrong to break a promise. 01:32:00.800 --> 01:32:06.448 align:center Okay, fine. Tomorrow. Club Kino. Ten 'o'clock. Okay? 01:32:06.931 --> 01:32:09.976 align:center My own daughter meets him. I'll kill him. 01:32:10.059 --> 01:32:13.972 align:center I promise you won't hear Munna's name after this. 01:32:14.438 --> 01:32:15.606 align:center Trust me dad. 01:32:15.690 --> 01:32:17.948 align:center One, two, three, four.. 01:32:32.832 --> 01:32:35.084 align:center Brother, how will you recognize her? 01:32:35.167 --> 01:32:37.499 align:center I will, I've known her as a child! 01:32:42.591 --> 01:32:45.356 align:center "What is it, baby?" 01:32:45.720 --> 01:32:46.741 align:center Munna! 01:32:48.098 --> 01:32:49.223 align:center Munna! 01:32:49.306 --> 01:32:51.517 align:center Brother.. Found her! - Where? 01:32:51.600 --> 01:32:53.269 align:center Up there. In mid-air! 01:32:54.103 --> 01:32:57.857 align:center "Watch me move, baby" 01:32:59.442 --> 01:33:01.040 align:center "Just wow.. " 01:33:07.158 --> 01:33:11.199 align:center Munna, my baby, so sweet. 01:33:11.996 --> 01:33:15.080 align:center Wow! You're lookin' so good. 01:33:15.624 --> 01:33:20.921 align:center Don't you recognise me your childhood buddy, Chinki? 01:33:21.005 --> 01:33:24.300 align:center It's she! Hello Ma'am, I'm Circuit. 01:33:24.383 --> 01:33:27.636 align:center Circuit! As in, like, 'fused circuit'? 01:33:28.846 --> 01:33:31.057 align:center Oh my God! - Hey Chinki, how are you doing? 01:33:31.140 --> 01:33:33.401 align:center Andy. Hi.. 01:33:33.893 --> 01:33:36.479 align:center Hey, that's our number. We got to hit the floor. 01:33:36.562 --> 01:33:38.553 align:center Alright! 01:33:40.941 --> 01:33:43.986 align:center "You make that so wild" 01:33:44.879 --> 01:33:46.989 align:center "You make that so wild" 01:33:47.740 --> 01:33:49.241 align:center That bastard! Should I nail that chimpanzee? 01:33:49.325 --> 01:33:50.435 align:center No, dude. 01:33:53.621 --> 01:33:57.211 align:center "You make that so wild" 01:33:58.084 --> 01:34:01.253 align:center Come on, let's go. - What, me too? 01:34:01.337 --> 01:34:06.258 align:center "We'll make that so wild" 01:34:06.342 --> 01:34:07.757 align:center Hey, dude, man. 01:34:09.178 --> 01:34:11.718 align:center Who was that guy? - Andy, my boyfriend. 01:34:12.389 --> 01:34:17.603 align:center A boyfriend.. that's freaky! - Why? Don't you have a girlfriend? 01:34:18.354 --> 01:34:22.691 align:center Oh, so sweet darling. Life is very short. 01:34:22.775 --> 01:34:28.614 align:center So we have to have fun. Are you free on Saturday? 01:34:28.697 --> 01:34:32.201 align:center Andy is going to New York, so let's meet up. 01:34:32.284 --> 01:34:34.495 align:center Meaning? - Meaning.. 01:34:34.578 --> 01:34:38.997 align:center You and me, alone! 01:34:41.043 --> 01:34:44.046 align:center Chinki, you've changed a lot, babe! 01:34:47.031 --> 01:34:51.095 align:center (Laughs) 01:34:51.178 --> 01:34:54.056 align:center Oh god! You had to see his face. It was too funny. 01:34:54.431 --> 01:34:57.518 align:center "Chinki, you've changed a lot, babe!" 01:34:57.852 --> 01:35:00.437 align:center So you rocked, huh? - Don't know about 'rocked'.. 01:35:00.521 --> 01:35:03.107 align:center but he was shocked for sure! 01:35:03.190 --> 01:35:03.899 align:center (Laughs) 01:35:03.983 --> 01:35:09.321 align:center Dad! - I'm sorry. I had to hear it. 01:35:09.530 --> 01:35:12.607 align:center What did he say? Boyfriend.. - "A boyfriend.. that's freaky!!" 01:35:12.690 --> 01:35:14.945 align:center (Laughs) 01:35:15.161 --> 01:35:18.664 align:center I was so worried. But you did a fantastic job. Well done. 01:35:18.747 --> 01:35:21.167 align:center Are you okay now Dad? - Okay? I am very happy. 01:35:21.250 --> 01:35:24.062 align:center But, "A Boyfriend.. that's freaky!!" 01:35:24.146 --> 01:35:25.087 align:center (Laughs) 01:35:25.171 --> 01:35:31.260 align:center Okay, enough. Poor guy! - It's bad to make a mockery of someone. 01:35:31.969 --> 01:35:34.346 align:center But.. - "A Boyfriend.. that's freaky!!" 01:35:35.295 --> 01:35:38.578 align:center (Laughs) 01:35:38.934 --> 01:35:42.813 align:center She was so sweet as a kid.. It's just ruined my memories. 01:35:43.522 --> 01:35:46.358 align:center Time changes everything Murli. - But how much. 01:35:46.984 --> 01:35:49.153 align:center She was morphing into the guys when she danced. 01:35:49.695 --> 01:35:54.950 align:center And her dress? It was so indecent. 01:35:56.452 --> 01:36:01.582 align:center Now look at you. You're a doctor. So decent. One respects you. 01:36:01.790 --> 01:36:06.045 align:center She is the way she is. You should just forget her. 01:36:07.838 --> 01:36:10.883 align:center And while you're at it, forget about Dr. Asthana as well. 01:36:11.342 --> 01:36:13.158 align:center This war is futile. 01:36:15.257 --> 01:36:16.847 align:center You're so sensible. 01:36:17.806 --> 01:36:21.518 align:center You know, I always thought she'd be like you. 01:36:21.901 --> 01:36:24.063 align:center Even if she weren't as pretty as you I'd dump the tension. 01:36:24.980 --> 01:36:31.073 align:center But your peaceful style, your friendly smile.. 01:36:31.737 --> 01:36:36.617 align:center But she.. ? - But Murli, I'm not Chinki. 01:36:38.535 --> 01:36:41.205 align:center Why? Why aren't you Chinki? 01:36:42.790 --> 01:36:49.638 align:center I always thought she'd be like you and now I can't get your.. 01:36:50.540 --> 01:36:53.217 align:center ..image off my mind. 01:36:55.886 --> 01:36:58.055 align:center Your smile, your eyes.. 01:36:59.431 --> 01:37:00.474 align:center What? 01:37:00.557 --> 01:37:01.725 align:center What? 01:37:01.892 --> 01:37:03.269 align:center What did you say? 01:37:04.311 --> 01:37:05.688 align:center What did you hear? 01:37:05.896 --> 01:37:10.859 align:center Murli, didn't you just say something? - No! 01:37:12.111 --> 01:37:14.280 align:center I thought I heard something. 01:37:14.363 --> 01:37:17.658 align:center I swear she heard me, brother Anand. I didn't even move my lips.. 01:37:18.200 --> 01:37:23.247 align:center ..and she knew what I was thinking. 01:37:23.914 --> 01:37:25.541 align:center Is that possible, brother? 01:37:26.250 --> 01:37:28.961 align:center You know, this happens in love. 01:37:29.378 --> 01:37:32.131 align:center Circuit also says if feelings are strong.. 01:37:32.214 --> 01:37:34.466 align:center ..you can talk long distance clearly without a phone. 01:37:35.134 --> 01:37:38.679 align:center So give me a signal brother, what do you think? 01:37:39.138 --> 01:37:41.181 align:center Do you think I'm falling for her? 01:37:44.351 --> 01:37:49.356 align:center Correct. I think so too. 01:37:52.609 --> 01:37:56.363 align:center Hey! Brother, Hey Doctor! 01:37:56.447 --> 01:38:00.409 align:center Come quick. Brother Anand spoke to me. 01:38:00.492 --> 01:38:04.079 align:center He heard me and blinked at me as well. Just now. I swear by my mother. 01:38:04.163 --> 01:38:09.043 align:center Do it again, brother, come on. 01:38:09.126 --> 01:38:12.755 align:center Mr. Sharma, he's never even twitched in twelve years. 01:38:12.838 --> 01:38:14.173 align:center Shut up! 01:38:15.174 --> 01:38:18.719 align:center Brother, I know you're listening to me. 01:38:19.261 --> 01:38:21.555 align:center Please try. Blink your eyes. 01:38:21.847 --> 01:38:23.599 align:center Brother Anand, try it once. 01:38:23.682 --> 01:38:27.186 align:center Give me a sign. 01:38:27.686 --> 01:38:29.730 align:center Show them they're wrong. 01:38:29.813 --> 01:38:30.645 align:center Anand, please. 01:38:30.729 --> 01:38:31.374 align:center (Clears throat) 01:38:31.565 --> 01:38:36.070 align:center Okay everyone, let's get back to work. You wait for your signal. 01:38:36.236 --> 01:38:37.821 align:center Come on. Come. 01:38:40.574 --> 01:38:42.910 align:center Murli, what now? 01:38:43.702 --> 01:38:46.538 align:center Ms. Suman do you think I'd joke about this? 01:38:46.830 --> 01:38:51.418 align:center I swear he blinked. 01:38:51.668 --> 01:38:55.721 align:center Murli, even though your voice reaches his ears.. 01:38:55.959 --> 01:38:57.049 align:center ..it doesn't reach his brain. 01:38:57.132 --> 01:38:59.301 align:center So what if it doesn't reach his brain. 01:39:00.928 --> 01:39:04.473 align:center It goes straight to the heart. 01:39:05.224 --> 01:39:08.435 align:center Whether you believe it or not.. 01:39:09.103 --> 01:39:13.732 align:center ..I say if there is a strong connection between two people.. 01:39:14.108 --> 01:39:15.567 align:center ..then it's the heart that listens. 01:39:15.762 --> 01:39:17.861 align:center You're too much. 01:39:23.886 --> 01:39:27.287 align:center Ms. Suman, can you hear me? 01:39:30.332 --> 01:39:34.211 align:center Mike testing - 1,2,3.. 01:39:35.212 --> 01:39:39.377 align:center Ms. Suman I think I've fallen in love with you. 01:40:02.698 --> 01:40:04.450 align:center Hello. - Good Morning Dad. 01:40:04.533 --> 01:40:06.243 align:center Oh, I met Dr. Desai's son yesterday. 01:40:06.452 --> 01:40:10.205 align:center He is also a doctor. Neurosurgeon. Very good-looking fellow. 01:40:10.747 --> 01:40:12.708 align:center I think you should meet him once. 01:40:15.085 --> 01:40:18.046 align:center "Moon uncle has gone to bed and.. " 01:40:18.130 --> 01:40:20.215 align:center "..uncle sun has woken up." 01:40:20.299 --> 01:40:21.717 align:center Brother Munna! - Munna? 01:40:21.800 --> 01:40:24.636 align:center Yes. He's got flowers for you. 01:40:24.720 --> 01:40:28.223 align:center You get up. I'll handle this. You go. Okay. 01:40:28.307 --> 01:40:30.767 align:center Go! 01:40:30.851 --> 01:40:37.733 align:center Hey, Dean. Open the door! - Yeah, yeah.. calm down.. 01:40:37.816 --> 01:40:40.677 align:center "Open the door, uncle" 01:40:42.237 --> 01:40:44.156 align:center Yes? - For you. 01:40:44.656 --> 01:40:45.949 align:center Me? 01:40:46.033 --> 01:40:49.112 align:center Look, I want to apologize to you.. genuinely. 01:40:53.582 --> 01:40:56.293 align:center Come in. - No, Chinki's inside, right? 01:40:56.376 --> 01:40:58.504 align:center Let's sit in the garden for two minutes. 01:40:58.921 --> 01:41:01.048 align:center Why not? Sure. 01:41:12.142 --> 01:41:17.356 align:center Look, dude, I've created a lot of tension for you. 01:41:17.814 --> 01:41:21.698 align:center Today I just want to say sorry. 01:41:26.406 --> 01:41:30.396 align:center No, Munna. The fault was mine. So what if you aren't a doctor. 01:41:30.479 --> 01:41:35.332 align:center You're a gem! I know you want to meet Chinki. 01:41:35.621 --> 01:41:39.628 align:center Hang on.. Chinki! - No, don't! I've met her. 01:41:40.379 --> 01:41:44.184 align:center Really? You rascal! So? 01:41:45.591 --> 01:41:48.586 align:center To tell you the truth she's too wild. 01:41:49.179 --> 01:41:53.267 align:center I know she's a motherless child, but you ought to control her a bit. 01:41:53.350 --> 01:41:54.726 align:center You are right. 01:41:54.810 --> 01:42:00.107 align:center But once you two are married she'll realise her responsibilities, right? 01:42:00.607 --> 01:42:01.733 align:center Sorry boss. 01:42:01.942 --> 01:42:05.529 align:center I can't run a bulldozer through my life just because.. 01:42:05.612 --> 01:42:07.531 align:center ..I want to bulldoze yours. 01:42:08.323 --> 01:42:10.450 align:center To marry, it's important to be in love, right? 01:42:10.534 --> 01:42:11.868 align:center That's true. 01:42:12.119 --> 01:42:15.706 align:center Dude, I have found true love with someone. 01:42:15.914 --> 01:42:17.026 align:center How sweet. 01:42:18.670 --> 01:42:21.211 align:center I hope it doesn't break poor Chinki's heart. 01:42:21.712 --> 01:42:24.089 align:center Why don't you tell her? Chinki! 01:42:24.172 --> 01:42:27.630 align:center Tell her later, please! 01:42:28.719 --> 01:42:31.417 align:center Okay. Poor Chinki! 01:42:33.599 --> 01:42:38.833 align:center But I'm really happy for you Munna. 01:42:40.564 --> 01:42:45.694 align:center Go son, find your path, the path of love. Be happy! 01:42:46.194 --> 01:42:48.989 align:center I misunderstood you. You're quite cool, dude! 01:42:49.072 --> 01:42:50.324 align:center Cool! 01:42:51.867 --> 01:42:55.662 align:center May I ask who this 'fortunate' girl is? 01:42:56.204 --> 01:42:59.082 align:center Ask, dude! - You are blushing. How sweet. 01:42:59.333 --> 01:43:01.395 align:center You're shy! Who is she? 01:43:02.294 --> 01:43:07.299 align:center Dude, you can't tell a soul. 01:43:08.216 --> 01:43:11.428 align:center It's Dr. Suman. I'm gonna marry her. 01:43:15.118 --> 01:43:28.612 align:center (Asthana giggles) - (Munna laughs) 01:43:28.695 --> 01:43:31.907 align:center So happy! - I knew you'd be happy. 01:43:33.033 --> 01:43:35.869 align:center You're cool, man. I gotta run now. 01:43:40.374 --> 01:43:45.420 align:center "It is morning, Uncle." 01:43:46.463 --> 01:43:48.799 align:center Ms. Suman, what happened? 01:43:49.049 --> 01:43:52.019 align:center Exactly what did you tell Dad? - Whose dad? 01:43:52.344 --> 01:43:54.429 align:center Chinki's dad, Dr. Asthana. 01:43:54.513 --> 01:43:57.015 align:center Damn! He just can't keep his trap shut. 01:43:57.099 --> 01:43:59.559 align:center Like you. Why did you say those things to him? 01:43:59.643 --> 01:44:03.647 align:center Correct. Instead of Chinki's old man I should've spoken to your old man.. 01:44:04.106 --> 01:44:07.275 align:center ..I mean.. your father. - No! You should've spoken to me first. 01:44:07.359 --> 01:44:09.361 align:center Correct. If I love you.. 01:44:09.945 --> 01:44:12.239 align:center I should first speak to you, right? 01:44:13.240 --> 01:44:16.326 align:center It.. just happened.. 01:44:20.789 --> 01:44:23.166 align:center So? - So what? 01:44:23.250 --> 01:44:27.421 align:center So, how do you feel about me? 01:44:28.255 --> 01:44:34.511 align:center I don't feel anything. I mean, I like you. 01:44:34.594 --> 01:44:36.054 align:center I know you can make any woman really happy! 01:44:36.138 --> 01:44:38.640 align:center You are the woman I want to make happy. 01:44:39.474 --> 01:44:42.894 align:center Ms. Suman, when you smile.. 01:44:44.229 --> 01:44:46.440 align:center ..life is beautiful. 01:44:48.275 --> 01:44:52.446 align:center I want to see you smiling forever. 01:44:54.906 --> 01:44:57.583 align:center So? - So what? 01:45:00.639 --> 01:45:04.207 align:center Please marry me. - Murli !!! 01:45:06.084 --> 01:45:08.503 align:center I just want a straight answer. 01:45:08.587 --> 01:45:11.840 align:center If you don't want to marry me, I will leave. 01:45:11.923 --> 01:45:16.219 align:center Hello Doctor. - Hello Zaheer. Murli.. please leave. 01:45:16.470 --> 01:45:19.639 align:center Ms. Suman are you certain you don't feel a thing for me? 01:45:20.015 --> 01:45:22.434 align:center I'm with a patient now. - Take your time. 01:45:22.517 --> 01:45:24.770 align:center I'm not leaving without an answer. 01:45:25.061 --> 01:45:29.941 align:center Dude, is there a problem if I wait here? It's important. 01:45:31.193 --> 01:45:33.612 align:center Did you get all the tests done? - Yes doctor. 01:45:34.613 --> 01:45:39.201 align:center Just give me two minutes. Sit. - What's up? I'm a doctor too. 01:45:40.285 --> 01:45:42.510 align:center I had a stomachache for sometime. 01:45:43.079 --> 01:45:46.082 align:center A couple of days back I vomited and there was some blood. 01:45:46.416 --> 01:45:49.878 align:center Thought I'd get some tests done. - Clear case of food poisoning! 01:45:50.086 --> 01:45:52.339 align:center Did you eat out? - I eat out everyday. 01:45:52.756 --> 01:45:55.592 align:center Why? Where's your family? - In Nagpur. 01:45:56.051 --> 01:46:00.680 align:center Married? You don't need a doc, you need a wife.. 01:46:01.139 --> 01:46:04.601 align:center ..who'll feed you, keep your clothes clean. 01:46:04.810 --> 01:46:07.145 align:center Hey, this shirt's had it! 01:46:07.354 --> 01:46:09.815 align:center Zaheer, can anyone from your family come here? 01:46:10.357 --> 01:46:13.276 align:center Why doctor? What does the report say? 01:46:13.610 --> 01:46:15.654 align:center You should've come a couple of months back. 01:46:18.824 --> 01:46:22.494 align:center Look, Zaheer.. sit. 01:46:29.292 --> 01:46:31.211 align:center Zaheer you'll need to be brave. 01:46:31.294 --> 01:46:34.756 align:center I suspect you have stomach cancer. 01:46:41.930 --> 01:46:44.182 align:center Get admitted right now. 01:46:46.434 --> 01:46:49.354 align:center But I have an important meeting at two. 01:46:49.947 --> 01:46:52.190 align:center Okay, so come tomorrow morning. 01:46:53.233 --> 01:46:58.446 align:center Why did you say I should've come a few months back? 01:46:59.698 --> 01:47:02.033 align:center Is it too late? - No .. No.. 01:47:02.242 --> 01:47:05.983 align:center We'll start the treatment tomorrow. - Then why did you say that? 01:47:09.666 --> 01:47:11.209 align:center How much time do I have? 01:47:11.920 --> 01:47:14.129 align:center Please tell me the truth. 01:47:14.963 --> 01:47:19.217 align:center I have many responsibilities. - Look Zaheer, finish your meeting. 01:47:19.418 --> 01:47:21.386 align:center And finish all your work by evening. 01:47:23.346 --> 01:47:26.057 align:center All my work? In half a day? 01:47:28.518 --> 01:47:30.645 align:center Buy a flat? Get settled? 01:47:31.966 --> 01:47:33.231 align:center In half a day? 01:47:35.859 --> 01:47:39.237 align:center My mother's pilgrimage, sister's wedding? 01:47:40.196 --> 01:47:41.406 align:center In half a day? 01:47:42.908 --> 01:47:46.161 align:center Zaheer, God willing, you'll be fine. 01:47:46.244 --> 01:47:48.455 align:center God's will is fairly obvious. 01:47:49.581 --> 01:47:51.374 align:center I've been given half a day to live. 01:47:53.376 --> 01:47:55.795 align:center Zaheer.. - Why me? 01:48:04.971 --> 01:48:06.556 align:center Tell me doctor. 01:48:07.724 --> 01:48:13.480 align:center I never drank or smoked. I've never been with a woman.. 01:48:14.356 --> 01:48:17.770 align:center ..then, why me? 01:48:19.778 --> 01:48:24.616 align:center All my friends go to strip bars, smoke, drink themselves silly. 01:48:24.699 --> 01:48:26.076 align:center Even I felt like doing it. 01:48:27.994 --> 01:48:29.537 align:center But I always buried my desires.. 01:48:32.540 --> 01:48:40.298 align:center ..to fulfil my responsibilities first. 01:48:43.218 --> 01:48:45.595 align:center Thought I'd have long life.. 01:48:48.556 --> 01:48:52.435 align:center ..there'll be time for this. 01:48:59.442 --> 01:49:01.945 align:center How much time does he have? - Very little. 01:49:02.320 --> 01:49:05.281 align:center You should have hugged him. - Murli! 01:49:05.365 --> 01:49:09.536 align:center He needed it bad, dude. - It doesn't work like this! 01:49:16.501 --> 01:49:18.626 align:center Zaheer! Zaheer! 01:49:19.671 --> 01:49:22.424 align:center Dump the tension, brother. You'll be fine. 01:49:24.009 --> 01:49:25.510 align:center Let go.. Let go of me! 01:49:25.593 --> 01:49:29.449 align:center Dump the tension! It'll be fine! - Stop harassing me! 01:49:30.015 --> 01:49:31.808 align:center Stop harassing me! (Slaps) 01:49:33.351 --> 01:49:34.651 align:center Didn't I say I'm coming tomorrow? 01:49:38.148 --> 01:49:39.482 align:center Let me be! 01:49:50.535 --> 01:49:54.247 align:center Circuit.. Where do people go when they die? 01:49:55.290 --> 01:49:58.710 align:center Depends on who it was. 01:49:59.961 --> 01:50:02.464 align:center Did you ever feel you were gonna die? 01:50:03.465 --> 01:50:05.759 align:center Do you know that freak, Shakeel? - Yeah? 01:50:05.842 --> 01:50:09.137 align:center Once he ran with a sword after me, I thought I'm gonna go that day! 01:50:09.585 --> 01:50:11.173 align:center No, stupid. 01:50:12.140 --> 01:50:15.852 align:center Have you ever been in a situation where you knew you were gonna die.. 01:50:16.311 --> 01:50:17.937 align:center ..and were helpless. Waited for it. 01:50:18.897 --> 01:50:25.820 align:center Saw the calendar, the clock, like a time bomb. 01:50:27.489 --> 01:50:33.286 align:center Your life, your dreams suddenly come face to face with THE END! 01:50:34.454 --> 01:50:42.762 align:center Brother my mom used to say we become stars when we die. 01:50:45.590 --> 01:50:48.301 align:center Look. - My dad. 01:50:48.885 --> 01:50:51.096 align:center Bugger used to beat me a lot. 01:50:52.055 --> 01:50:56.898 align:center That's Uncle - he was a cool guy! 01:50:57.268 --> 01:50:58.811 align:center And that.. 01:51:01.689 --> 01:51:03.586 align:center Hey where's mom? 01:51:05.276 --> 01:51:07.153 align:center Bombay's getting too damn polluted man! 01:51:10.731 --> 01:51:15.745 align:center Circuit, get my stuff back from the hostel. 01:51:16.412 --> 01:51:19.082 align:center Why? - Enough of this drama, man! 01:51:19.165 --> 01:51:24.337 align:center I wanna get back to work. - Why are you saying this, brother? 01:51:26.131 --> 01:51:30.593 align:center You saw Chinki, right? 01:51:30.677 --> 01:51:33.930 align:center And Dr. Suman is also not interested. 01:51:34.639 --> 01:51:36.391 align:center So why become a doctor? 01:51:36.808 --> 01:51:42.147 align:center I know you too well. Something's the matter. 01:51:43.273 --> 01:51:47.569 align:center For the first time in fifteen years, someone slapped me today. 01:51:47.777 --> 01:51:51.406 align:center Son of a.. give me his name, Brother. I'll cut him up right here. 01:51:52.740 --> 01:51:53.700 align:center Zaheer. 01:52:07.672 --> 01:52:08.756 align:center Hey, aunty! - What? 01:52:08.840 --> 01:52:11.759 align:center Who's Zaheer? - He.. Hey! 01:52:11.843 --> 01:52:15.430 align:center Who are you? - Quiet! Get inside! 01:52:16.306 --> 01:52:17.650 align:center Move! 01:52:20.977 --> 01:52:24.230 align:center Are you Zaheer? - Yes.. 01:52:25.231 --> 01:52:28.860 align:center You slapped Brother? - Who are you? 01:52:28.943 --> 01:52:31.553 align:center You've got guts, dude! 01:52:31.946 --> 01:52:34.991 align:center Brother's sent these shirts for you. 01:52:35.617 --> 01:52:39.746 align:center And hey, mark my words - when you have less time.. 01:52:40.079 --> 01:52:41.706 align:center ..you gotta live twice as much! 01:52:43.458 --> 01:52:47.612 align:center Brother told me you haven't even touched a babe! 01:52:47.820 --> 01:52:49.877 align:center (Laughs) 01:52:50.048 --> 01:52:51.382 align:center Hang on.. 01:52:58.431 --> 01:53:03.144 align:center "Set the mood, and get ready, to enjoy a lifetime in one moment" 01:53:03.228 --> 01:53:08.546 align:center "What's gone is in the past, greet what's to come with a smile" 01:53:11.110 --> 01:53:15.907 align:center "Set the mood, there's but one cure" 01:53:15.990 --> 01:53:21.246 align:center "Live with your every pore, life can be short, so make it grand!" 01:53:23.993 --> 01:53:28.920 align:center "Look, see through my eyes" 01:53:29.003 --> 01:53:34.050 align:center "Learn, to live completely" 01:53:34.133 --> 01:53:39.597 align:center "Seize, for life is too short" 01:53:39.681 --> 01:53:44.727 align:center "Know this, your life will pass by" 01:53:44.811 --> 01:53:50.913 align:center "So learn to live before you die!" 01:53:52.068 --> 01:53:59.470 align:center "Look, see through my eyes" 01:53:59.758 --> 01:54:14.950 align:center (Music) 01:54:15.133 --> 01:54:22.390 align:center "Grab happiness's arm" 01:54:23.099 --> 01:54:27.052 align:center "And wrench the pain away" 01:54:27.891 --> 01:54:30.523 align:center "Hey don't grieve over sadness" 01:54:30.606 --> 01:54:33.276 align:center "Stop dying and asking why" 01:54:33.359 --> 01:54:39.110 align:center "And learn to live before you die" 01:54:40.658 --> 01:54:45.663 align:center "Look, see through my eyes" 01:54:45.747 --> 01:54:50.752 align:center "Learn, to live completely" 01:54:50.835 --> 01:54:55.882 align:center "Seize, for life is too short" 01:54:55.965 --> 01:55:01.346 align:center "Know this, your life will pass by" 01:55:01.429 --> 01:55:07.935 align:center "So learn to live before you die!" 01:55:09.270 --> 01:55:12.648 align:center "Fool, it's not about whether you live long" 01:55:12.732 --> 01:55:15.651 align:center "It's about whether you live it up" 01:55:15.826 --> 01:55:49.355 align:center (Music) 01:55:49.685 --> 01:55:56.609 align:center "Sing, to the beat of your heart" 01:55:57.610 --> 01:56:01.781 align:center "Life is an icy cold song they say" 01:56:02.448 --> 01:56:04.951 align:center "It's lilting but it's melting away" 01:56:05.034 --> 01:56:07.912 align:center "Whether you laugh, or whether you cry" 01:56:07.995 --> 01:56:13.520 align:center "So learn to live before you die!" 01:56:13.785 --> 01:56:14.478 align:center (Switch clicks) 01:56:20.967 --> 01:56:21.980 align:center Baldy's here! 01:56:22.064 --> 01:56:23.123 align:center (Laughs) 01:56:23.344 --> 01:56:24.929 align:center And he's all worked-up. 01:56:25.388 --> 01:56:28.336 align:center Brother Zaheer, he'll finish the rest of the dance for you. 01:56:28.419 --> 01:56:32.133 align:center (Laughs) 01:56:33.594 --> 01:56:34.903 align:center Let's go.. Rina.. Come on! 01:56:34.986 --> 01:56:39.685 align:center (Singing) 01:56:42.363 --> 01:56:45.283 align:center Matron! Who brought this girl here? 01:56:47.952 --> 01:56:49.287 align:center Matron? 01:56:50.913 --> 01:56:52.665 align:center You!.. Who brought her here? 01:56:57.712 --> 01:57:00.506 align:center Oh, I see. 01:57:02.772 --> 01:57:05.761 align:center You're on that goon's side. 01:57:06.012 --> 01:57:07.086 align:center Shame on you! 01:57:07.555 --> 01:57:12.411 align:center I couldn't do anything earlier. I had to tolerate everything. 01:57:12.858 --> 01:57:15.980 align:center And now that I have a chance you're on his side. 01:57:17.315 --> 01:57:20.326 align:center No one will be spared. 01:57:20.672 --> 01:57:23.529 align:center You, you, you, watch out. See what I do. 01:57:23.613 --> 01:57:24.864 align:center Now you watch it. 01:57:28.242 --> 01:57:31.037 align:center Excuse them, sir. Please. 01:57:32.163 --> 01:57:34.064 align:center It was done for me. 01:57:35.833 --> 01:57:39.712 align:center Consider it my last wish. 01:57:43.090 --> 01:57:48.346 align:center He's amazing - a cabaret! You should've seen the dean's face! 01:57:48.429 --> 01:57:50.890 align:center And what about Zaheer's face? 01:57:51.182 --> 01:57:52.975 align:center He was smiling!! 01:57:53.059 --> 01:57:57.438 align:center You're telling me? Who was the first one he hugged? 01:57:57.522 --> 01:57:58.898 align:center Who? - Me! 01:57:58.981 --> 01:58:01.025 align:center I think I've got a cold. 01:58:01.108 --> 01:58:02.950 align:center Hey buddy, give me a Magic Hug will you! 01:58:03.033 --> 01:58:04.761 align:center (Laughs) 01:58:05.112 --> 01:58:06.441 align:center Magic Hug!! 01:58:06.864 --> 01:58:08.783 align:center And me? - Shut up Swami. 01:58:08.866 --> 01:58:11.494 align:center Poor baby.. here's yours! 01:58:14.622 --> 01:58:18.543 align:center Here, take the suitcase. Keep it there. - The fridge goes last. 01:58:20.461 --> 01:58:21.837 align:center And pick up the bottles. 01:58:21.921 --> 01:58:22.935 align:center Leaving? 01:58:25.424 --> 01:58:27.134 align:center Our chat was incomplete. 01:58:27.343 --> 01:58:30.388 align:center Look, you don't have any feelings for me. 01:58:30.930 --> 01:58:34.850 align:center So what's the point. Facts aren't going to change. 01:58:35.601 --> 01:58:38.688 align:center Will you do one last thing? - What? 01:58:41.065 --> 01:58:43.025 align:center I feel strange saying this. 01:58:43.651 --> 01:58:48.364 align:center Strange is my middle name. Go on. 01:58:50.449 --> 01:58:52.994 align:center Who was the girl who came to the ward last night? 01:58:53.077 --> 01:58:54.954 align:center Sorry. Can't tell you anything. 01:58:55.204 --> 01:58:59.834 align:center She came here because of us and that baldy insulted her too. 01:59:00.626 --> 01:59:03.713 align:center Zaheer wants to meet her. He's very happy. 01:59:04.046 --> 01:59:07.174 align:center He's even worn your yellow shirt, he's looking really cute. 01:59:08.467 --> 01:59:09.510 align:center Thanks. 01:59:12.597 --> 01:59:14.562 align:center This hospital needs you. 01:59:15.266 --> 01:59:19.562 align:center If my request makes a difference then please don't go yet. 01:59:23.649 --> 01:59:26.527 align:center It's all in, Brother. - Put it back in the hostel. 01:59:27.737 --> 01:59:29.905 align:center Again? - I said get lost. Get lost! 01:59:29.989 --> 01:59:32.867 align:center Didn't Brother just say that .. Didn't he! Take it out! 01:59:32.950 --> 01:59:37.622 align:center Mr. Murli. The dean.. come quick! 01:59:37.913 --> 01:59:42.460 align:center Don't protect him, Matron, this is wrong. 01:59:42.970 --> 01:59:46.547 align:center I know who was responsible for last night. 01:59:47.321 --> 01:59:54.930 align:center You have ten minutes to either write a complaint against Murli Prasad.. 01:59:56.140 --> 01:59:58.768 align:center ..or write your resignation letters. 01:59:58.937 --> 01:59:59.766 align:center (Door opens) 01:59:59.977 --> 02:00:05.441 align:center Dude, I thought we understood each other now. 02:00:05.650 --> 02:00:06.541 align:center What's the problem? 02:00:06.859 --> 02:00:08.694 align:center You are the problem Mr. Sharma. 02:00:09.028 --> 02:00:11.822 align:center We need discipline in the college, not cabaret. 02:00:12.448 --> 02:00:15.743 align:center Why are you still weeping over discipline, dude? 02:00:16.077 --> 02:00:20.164 align:center Zaheer is dying. I just wanted to make him smile a bit. 02:00:21.123 --> 02:00:23.334 align:center Let these guys go, dude. End it! 02:00:23.417 --> 02:00:28.381 align:center Exactly! End it! And now that you've accepted it.. 02:00:28.923 --> 02:00:31.634 align:center ..congratulations, here's your rustication letter. 02:00:31.717 --> 02:00:34.195 align:center I want you out by tomorrow. 02:00:34.278 --> 02:00:35.695 align:center (Chuckles) 02:00:36.764 --> 02:00:41.143 align:center Your luck's run out buddy. I was about to split.. 02:00:42.103 --> 02:00:45.398 align:center ..when someone held my hand and asked me to stay. 02:00:45.856 --> 02:00:49.151 align:center Do your worst. Now I'm here to stay! 02:00:50.194 --> 02:00:53.406 align:center If you don't leave then the police will escort you out. 02:00:53.947 --> 02:00:59.384 align:center Police? They couldn't keep me in, how will they pull me out? 02:00:59.468 --> 02:01:00.222 align:center (Laughs) 02:01:00.413 --> 02:01:01.997 align:center You will go, Mr. Sharma. 02:01:04.834 --> 02:01:08.713 align:center See, if the cops kick me out the front door.. 02:01:08.796 --> 02:01:11.006 align:center ..I'll return through the back door. 02:01:11.257 --> 02:01:16.053 align:center Dump the tension dude. Just watch the show now! 02:01:27.648 --> 02:01:28.530 align:center What? 02:01:34.014 --> 02:01:35.218 align:center (Window shatters) 02:01:54.380 --> 02:01:55.549 align:center (Flask shatters) 02:02:31.650 --> 02:02:33.028 align:center (Door shatters) 02:02:38.511 --> 02:02:40.346 align:center It's an emergency! 02:02:41.138 --> 02:02:43.057 align:center Someone fill a form, quick. 02:02:45.976 --> 02:02:47.686 align:center I'm not leaving! 02:02:49.188 --> 02:02:50.272 align:center I am not going. 02:02:53.984 --> 02:02:56.946 align:center Murli? - Ms. Suman! 02:02:57.456 --> 02:02:58.501 align:center What happened? 02:02:59.156 --> 02:03:03.744 align:center Oh I skipped dinner last night, and even breakfast this morning.. 02:03:04.370 --> 02:03:06.539 align:center ..because the Dean's lecture is really early.. 02:03:06.622 --> 02:03:08.666 align:center ..and the marble floors are so damn slippery. 02:03:08.749 --> 02:03:10.751 align:center You're mad! - I know! 02:03:10.960 --> 02:03:12.939 align:center Completely mad! - I know that too. 02:03:13.921 --> 02:03:17.484 align:center May I ask you why this happened? - Please ask. 02:03:17.842 --> 02:03:23.718 align:center Murli! - You asked me to stay, so I did. 02:03:24.220 --> 02:03:26.302 align:center Now no one can throw me out. 02:03:27.017 --> 02:03:29.937 align:center But only till your recovery. 02:03:30.020 --> 02:03:33.107 align:center How long before he recovers, Rustom? - Sir he's sustained two fractures.. 02:03:33.190 --> 02:03:36.026 align:center ..and nineteen stitches - it's bound to take some time. 02:03:36.110 --> 02:03:39.252 align:center Get on it Rustom. I want him out of here fast. 02:03:39.336 --> 02:03:41.574 align:center (Phone rings) - You understand? - Yes, sir. 02:03:42.116 --> 02:03:43.033 align:center Hello. 02:03:46.036 --> 02:03:48.706 align:center What happened Rustom.. ? - Oh, my god! 02:03:54.336 --> 02:03:58.173 align:center I won again brother Anand. You're not using your head. 02:03:58.549 --> 02:04:01.176 align:center Try once. Don't loose this time. 02:04:02.094 --> 02:04:04.597 align:center Now.. here goes my cross.. 02:04:06.181 --> 02:04:07.558 align:center ..where do I put your zero? 02:04:08.726 --> 02:04:09.810 align:center Here.. 02:04:11.854 --> 02:04:13.939 align:center No? Here? 02:04:14.857 --> 02:04:16.859 align:center Here neither? Here? 02:04:21.530 --> 02:04:23.282 align:center Munna, look! 02:04:24.074 --> 02:04:29.038 align:center I know. But if I tell others, he never does it again. 02:04:29.830 --> 02:04:34.543 align:center He just amuses himself. Smart cookie, aren't you? 02:04:35.461 --> 02:04:37.880 align:center See, no blink! 02:04:39.006 --> 02:04:45.262 align:center Hey, are you free tonight? - Yes, why? 02:04:46.055 --> 02:04:48.641 align:center I have two tickets to this film.. 02:04:49.058 --> 02:04:51.226 align:center ..and a friend wants to go with you! - Who? 02:04:52.686 --> 02:04:58.362 align:center "Look .. Look through my eyes".. 02:04:58.621 --> 02:04:59.754 align:center (Laughs) 02:05:00.235 --> 02:05:03.030 align:center Wear the blue shirt. - it suits you! 02:05:03.197 --> 02:05:08.410 align:center Move.. please move! Carefully! 02:05:09.681 --> 02:05:11.246 align:center Behave yourself. - Please, sir. 02:05:11.956 --> 02:05:14.083 align:center Behave yourself, Rustom. - Sir, please do something. 02:05:14.166 --> 02:05:15.584 align:center We are. 02:05:15.668 --> 02:05:18.295 align:center People at this age lose the wish to live. 02:05:18.379 --> 02:05:20.923 align:center You have to accept it Rustom. - No sir. 02:05:21.006 --> 02:05:25.219 align:center I know if he eats something he'll be fine. 02:05:25.302 --> 02:05:28.555 align:center He used to drink juice but he's stopped that too. Oh God! 02:05:29.556 --> 02:05:32.256 align:center Give me a sugar test and start the glucose right now. 02:05:42.236 --> 02:05:44.535 align:center Hey, feed from the mouth. - Oh shut up! 02:05:44.780 --> 02:05:49.016 align:center Munna, it's the only way out. - Bullshit! 02:05:51.245 --> 02:05:52.168 align:center (Phone beeps) 02:05:52.788 --> 02:05:54.765 align:center Circuit, quickly.. 02:05:57.600 --> 02:05:58.949 align:center (Brakes squeal) 02:06:01.296 --> 02:06:03.132 align:center Hey Circuit! - Brother! 02:06:03.215 --> 02:06:06.343 align:center Check out my break! - Go on.. 02:06:06.677 --> 02:06:10.681 align:center Outstanding Brother! - Now watch this! 02:06:13.058 --> 02:06:15.811 align:center How could you miss such an easy one! - Why don't you try then? 02:06:15.894 --> 02:06:18.022 align:center Watch this.. an artful edge-strike.. 02:06:19.898 --> 02:06:23.235 align:center Fool, you've taken my counter! - The powder's crap, Brother! 02:06:23.318 --> 02:06:24.737 align:center Okay, the Queen's mine! - Okay! 02:06:29.408 --> 02:06:33.829 align:center That queen is one elusive babe! - She's the toughie, Brother! 02:06:33.912 --> 02:06:37.708 align:center Brother Zaheer! You're looking quite pleased. 02:06:37.791 --> 02:06:39.460 align:center She's taken! 02:06:39.543 --> 02:06:42.588 align:center Where have you been? The show gets over at twelve, right? 02:06:43.255 --> 02:06:45.007 align:center Brother, did you see my nuke-a-duke shot! 02:06:45.174 --> 02:06:47.605 align:center How's Rina, brother Zaheer? 02:06:50.095 --> 02:06:52.473 align:center Her name is Nandini. 02:06:52.556 --> 02:06:55.743 align:center Wow, she tells the whole world it's Rina! 02:06:55.826 --> 02:06:57.084 align:center (Laughs) 02:06:58.038 --> 02:06:59.938 align:center Your turn, Brother! - Which one should I whack? 02:07:00.022 --> 02:07:01.356 align:center The queen, obviously! 02:07:02.441 --> 02:07:05.778 align:center Come on. Will this go? 02:07:06.528 --> 02:07:08.530 align:center Good shot! 02:07:08.614 --> 02:07:11.325 align:center Brother, I'm a champ! 02:07:12.785 --> 02:07:15.954 align:center He's coming! - Just watch this shot! 02:07:17.805 --> 02:07:21.877 align:center Shit! Missed again! Brother, this black one here! 02:07:22.961 --> 02:07:24.379 align:center Shit! 02:08:00.165 --> 02:08:03.335 align:center Right on, Pops! - (Whistling) 02:08:03.418 --> 02:08:08.215 align:center Hey Pops, play carom, drink Juice - that's the good life! 02:08:14.388 --> 02:08:16.390 align:center Some juice for you? 02:08:19.685 --> 02:08:21.728 align:center You got the queen, drink up! 02:08:24.815 --> 02:08:26.316 align:center The cover's gonna be tough! 02:09:18.452 --> 02:09:20.662 align:center Papa! - Saw that? 02:09:20.746 --> 02:09:22.497 align:center Very nice shot, Papa! 02:09:22.581 --> 02:09:25.292 align:center It's made me hungry son. 02:09:25.459 --> 02:09:27.961 align:center Nurse, get the food. Please hurry up! - (Whistling) 02:09:29.880 --> 02:09:32.132 align:center I love you papa. 02:09:32.216 --> 02:09:33.675 align:center You want to eat. 02:09:34.215 --> 02:09:35.521 align:center (Whistling) 02:09:35.719 --> 02:09:39.473 align:center He's fine now. 02:09:39.556 --> 02:09:41.725 align:center He never spares the queen. 02:09:43.247 --> 02:09:44.482 align:center (Whistling) 02:09:44.811 --> 02:09:49.149 align:center Thank you, Brother Munna. 02:09:49.233 --> 02:09:51.818 align:center Why thank me, dude? - You can do anything. 02:09:52.194 --> 02:09:55.280 align:center You are God, Munna. - I didn't do nothin', buddy! 02:09:55.364 --> 02:09:58.200 align:center This is a miracle. We had given up! 02:09:58.283 --> 02:10:00.410 align:center Come on, son, it's your break! 02:10:03.330 --> 02:10:05.832 align:center But this time the queen's mine! 02:10:13.109 --> 02:10:54.354 align:center (Music) 02:10:54.965 --> 02:10:59.962 align:center "Why does my heart sing?" 02:11:07.269 --> 02:11:19.072 align:center "Why does the breeze swing?" 02:11:19.492 --> 02:11:30.612 align:center (Music) 02:11:31.072 --> 02:11:34.426 align:center "Why does my heart sing?" 02:11:39.509 --> 02:11:46.437 align:center "Why does the breeze swing?" 02:11:46.808 --> 02:11:52.506 align:center "Could the wind know?" 02:11:52.898 --> 02:11:59.314 align:center "Could my feelings show?" 02:12:00.030 --> 02:12:08.830 align:center "Why do my bangles jingle?" 02:12:11.968 --> 02:12:19.507 align:center "Why do my ankle bells tinkle?" 02:12:21.031 --> 02:12:27.015 align:center "Why is their music above?" 02:12:27.099 --> 02:12:33.397 align:center "Is it the melody of our love?" 02:12:38.571 --> 02:12:41.728 align:center "Why does my heart sing?" 02:12:42.071 --> 02:13:11.185 align:center (Music) 02:13:12.060 --> 02:13:18.066 align:center "What does the wind ask my embrace?" 02:13:18.150 --> 02:13:30.036 align:center "What does my embrace hold?" 02:13:30.120 --> 02:13:32.789 align:center "It holds your dreams" 02:13:33.135 --> 02:13:36.042 align:center "It holds the sound of your name" 02:13:36.126 --> 02:13:39.880 align:center "It holds the beat of my heart which only sings your name" 02:13:42.132 --> 02:13:48.054 align:center "The beat of my heart fades away" 02:13:48.138 --> 02:13:54.060 align:center "As the wind, wearing bells, skips away!" 02:13:59.640 --> 02:14:02.878 align:center "Why does my heart sing?" 02:14:22.819 --> 02:14:25.236 align:center (Cast saw whirring) 02:14:30.347 --> 02:14:34.809 align:center Now slowly move your wrist, stretch your fingers.. 02:14:36.019 --> 02:14:37.479 align:center ..any pain? - Nope! 02:14:37.562 --> 02:14:41.066 align:center Very good. - Ah! Mr. Sharma. Everything okay? 02:14:41.149 --> 02:14:43.610 align:center How do you feel? - Like a million bucks! 02:14:43.693 --> 02:14:48.198 align:center Very good. Your stuff is packed. You have ten minutes. 02:14:49.491 --> 02:14:51.660 align:center Good-bye. Your rustication letter. 02:14:52.244 --> 02:14:53.995 align:center I'm not going anywhere! 02:14:56.122 --> 02:14:57.332 align:center I knew it. 02:14:58.166 --> 02:14:59.209 align:center Inspector Rawal. 02:15:00.544 --> 02:15:01.670 align:center That's your man. Throw him out. 02:15:03.004 --> 02:15:04.036 align:center Let's go! 02:15:05.465 --> 02:15:09.427 align:center Meenal, the cops are taking Munna away! - What! 02:15:10.096 --> 02:15:11.221 align:center Come on. 02:15:11.805 --> 02:15:14.933 align:center Brother Maqsood, the cops are taking Munna away! 02:15:16.810 --> 02:15:19.145 align:center Swami, the police have arrested Munna! 02:15:19.312 --> 02:15:20.814 align:center Hurry up! 02:15:21.273 --> 02:15:24.359 align:center Pankaj, the cops are taking Munna way! Come fast. 02:15:24.442 --> 02:15:26.878 align:center What? - Let's go. 02:15:27.404 --> 02:15:30.031 align:center They're taking him away! 02:15:30.115 --> 02:15:31.116 align:center Move. 02:15:32.117 --> 02:15:33.577 align:center They are taking Munna away. 02:15:45.714 --> 02:15:47.507 align:center You cannot take him away, sir! 02:15:48.757 --> 02:15:49.759 align:center Who are you? 02:15:49.843 --> 02:15:53.513 align:center I've been working for you for thirty years and you don't even know my name. 02:15:53.680 --> 02:15:57.684 align:center Ask Munna - he was the only man who thanked me. 02:15:58.268 --> 02:15:59.269 align:center Hugged me! 02:15:59.352 --> 02:16:01.688 align:center Great. So now he can stand outside.. 02:16:01.771 --> 02:16:06.651 align:center ..and hug whomever he wishes, but not inside the college. 02:16:06.735 --> 02:16:09.070 align:center No, he will not leave the college. 02:16:09.237 --> 02:16:13.970 align:center Or else we will go on a strike! Then try to run your hospital! 02:16:23.644 --> 02:16:25.086 align:center Matron! 02:16:26.338 --> 02:16:27.589 align:center Open the door! 02:16:29.612 --> 02:16:30.717 align:center Come on! 02:16:31.676 --> 02:16:33.720 align:center Move it. 02:16:34.012 --> 02:16:36.556 align:center I say move! Get out of my way. 02:16:36.640 --> 02:16:39.100 align:center Move it. I say. Out of my way! 02:16:39.184 --> 02:16:41.311 align:center Sir, please let him stay.. please! 02:16:41.394 --> 02:16:44.147 align:center Swami, do you know why you always come second.. 02:16:44.481 --> 02:16:46.941 align:center ..because he cheats and comes first! - This is not fair, Sir. 02:16:47.025 --> 02:16:49.861 align:center Munna would never cheat! - Ask Rustom. 02:16:49.944 --> 02:16:53.573 align:center Munna admitted to us all that he cheats! 02:16:53.657 --> 02:16:57.452 align:center Rustom tell them. - When?.. I don't remember sir. 02:17:15.887 --> 02:17:18.647 align:center Okay, all right. 02:17:21.503 --> 02:17:22.600 align:center Move! 02:17:29.192 --> 02:17:32.644 align:center You don't believe me? 02:17:33.571 --> 02:17:36.408 align:center Fine. I will prove it to you. 02:17:36.491 --> 02:17:37.926 align:center Put up a notice on the board.. 02:17:38.451 --> 02:17:44.249 align:center ..tomorrow I will personally test Munna in the assembly hall. 02:17:45.750 --> 02:17:50.004 align:center And if he answers even one question he can stay! 02:17:50.213 --> 02:17:54.300 align:center But then you will quiz him only on stuff he doesn't know, Sir! 02:17:54.384 --> 02:17:58.661 align:center Keep your mouth shut Swami! Let me finish! 02:18:01.141 --> 02:18:05.937 align:center Select a panel of three professors. 02:18:06.646 --> 02:18:13.278 align:center If they think he's worthy of becoming a doctor, then he can stay. 02:18:18.366 --> 02:18:19.159 align:center See you tomorrow. 02:18:19.242 --> 02:18:23.121 align:center Diabetes mellitus is a chronic clinical syndrome characterized by.. 02:18:23.204 --> 02:18:25.790 align:center ..hyperglycaemia due to the lack of insulin. 02:18:26.207 --> 02:18:30.628 align:center The symptoms are polyhydra unusual thirst, polyurea.. 02:18:30.712 --> 02:18:33.882 align:center ..frequent urination and unusual weight loss. 02:18:42.191 --> 02:18:48.315 align:center (Applause) Bravo! Well done, Munna! - Like my English? 02:18:48.521 --> 02:18:50.025 align:center (Door knocking) - Great, Munna, great. 02:18:50.790 --> 02:18:52.859 align:center Easy! You can be heard outside! 02:18:57.110 --> 02:19:00.158 align:center Dr. Patel - your question! 02:19:00.408 --> 02:19:05.413 align:center Mr. Murli Prasad, please tell us the treatment for pulmonary tuberculosis. 02:19:06.122 --> 02:19:10.716 align:center Okay! Cerebral malaria collectively is.. 02:19:10.800 --> 02:19:14.464 align:center No, no, no! The second question is tuberculosis. 02:19:14.641 --> 02:19:16.174 align:center Third is Malaria. 02:19:16.329 --> 02:19:20.595 align:center Hey, don't break the order, dude. 02:19:20.678 --> 02:19:22.430 align:center I've just about crammed the answers! 02:19:22.514 --> 02:19:25.225 align:center But Dr. Asthana will decide the order. 02:19:25.308 --> 02:19:28.206 align:center That bald.. 02:19:30.063 --> 02:19:31.397 align:center Okay. The answer is.. 02:19:31.606 --> 02:19:33.233 align:center There are two stages of treatment.. 02:19:33.566 --> 02:19:36.611 align:center ..intensive therapy for 2 months, which includes four drugs.. 02:19:36.840 --> 02:19:38.988 align:center ..anacin, penicillin.. - Rifampcin. 02:19:39.072 --> 02:19:45.119 align:center Hey, don't break my rhythm, man! Now I'll have to start again. 02:19:45.912 --> 02:19:47.655 align:center There are two forms of treatment.. - (Door knocks) 02:19:51.376 --> 02:19:53.545 align:center Munna, Dr. Suman is looking for you. 02:19:53.795 --> 02:19:55.122 align:center It's Zaheer! 02:19:55.630 --> 02:19:56.589 align:center Zaheer? 02:19:57.715 --> 02:20:02.136 align:center He's sinking, Munna, and he's been asking for you. 02:20:02.929 --> 02:20:05.932 align:center What are you saying? - Can you do something? 02:20:06.349 --> 02:20:09.477 align:center What can I do? - Anything.. please, quick.. 02:20:16.359 --> 02:20:20.864 align:center Dump the tension, brother Zaheer! 02:20:22.782 --> 02:20:23.908 align:center Munna! 02:20:24.409 --> 02:20:29.205 align:center Save me, Munna. I don't want to die. 02:20:29.706 --> 02:20:32.959 align:center Nothing will happen to you, I'm here with you. 02:20:35.628 --> 02:20:37.297 align:center Hey doc, do something! 02:20:37.380 --> 02:20:44.236 align:center No. Only you can save me. 02:20:46.213 --> 02:20:48.516 align:center You can save anyone, Munna. 02:20:49.142 --> 02:20:55.023 align:center I've seen it. You're God, Munna! 02:20:55.607 --> 02:21:01.237 align:center Don't say that, brother. I'm not God.. I'm just a.. 02:21:02.238 --> 02:21:04.699 align:center Just one .. Give me one night, Munna. 02:21:04.782 --> 02:21:10.163 align:center I want to see my mother. She is coming tomorrow morning. 02:21:14.792 --> 02:21:16.847 align:center Save me buddy. 02:21:18.963 --> 02:21:21.382 align:center You will meet her, brother. 02:21:21.466 --> 02:21:27.388 align:center So will I. Tell her, I'm your friend.. 02:21:30.287 --> 02:21:32.894 align:center Brother Zaheer! Brother! 02:22:02.590 --> 02:22:05.677 align:center Diabetes mellitus is a chronic clinical syndrome.. 02:22:05.843 --> 02:22:08.054 align:center ..characterized by hyperglycaemia. 02:22:08.388 --> 02:22:12.684 align:center The symptoms are polyhydra, unusual thirst.. 02:22:13.184 --> 02:22:17.730 align:center ..polyurea, frequent urination and unusual weight loss. 02:22:17.877 --> 02:22:28.728 align:center (Applause) 02:22:29.200 --> 02:22:32.120 align:center Silence please! Thank you. 02:22:34.080 --> 02:22:35.289 align:center Next question please. 02:22:35.373 --> 02:22:40.086 align:center Mr. Sharma, describe the treatment for pulmonary tuberculosis. 02:22:44.090 --> 02:22:45.842 align:center Should I repeat the question? 02:22:46.426 --> 02:22:49.220 align:center If he doesn't know the answer.. - But he does. 02:22:50.013 --> 02:22:52.598 align:center I mean.. I'm sure he's read about it. 02:22:53.558 --> 02:22:56.686 align:center Murli how will you treat pulmonary tuberculosis? 02:23:04.485 --> 02:23:06.446 align:center Murli! - Come on, Munna! 02:23:06.654 --> 02:23:07.759 align:center Speak up! 02:23:08.906 --> 02:23:10.867 align:center I don't want to die, Munna! 02:23:12.201 --> 02:23:15.038 align:center There are two stages of treatment.. - Only you can save me Munna! 02:23:15.621 --> 02:23:19.333 align:center ..intensive therapy for 2 months with the use of four drugs.. 02:23:19.417 --> 02:23:21.512 align:center Very good! Go on.. 02:23:23.254 --> 02:23:24.172 align:center Rifampacin.. 02:23:26.382 --> 02:23:30.502 align:center What the hell am I saying! How can I treat anyone? 02:23:31.220 --> 02:23:34.557 align:center If I knew how, I would have saved Zaheer. 02:23:35.892 --> 02:23:38.770 align:center I don't know anything. Excuse me. 02:23:38.853 --> 02:23:41.856 align:center But your answer is correct.. - Sit down, Rustom! 02:23:41.939 --> 02:23:45.359 align:center Forget it, Rustom. How can I cure anyone.. 02:23:46.069 --> 02:23:50.948 align:center ..with hugs, smiles? 02:23:52.867 --> 02:23:54.160 align:center The drama's over. 02:23:55.328 --> 02:23:59.624 align:center I'm just a no-good goon, who cheated his way in here! 02:24:07.090 --> 02:24:13.948 align:center Last night, Zaheer died thinking I'm a doctor a god. 02:24:14.388 --> 02:24:21.395 align:center He thought I'd help him meet his mother. 02:24:22.605 --> 02:24:28.903 align:center I couldn't do anything, Rustom. But why didn't you doctors save him? 02:24:29.237 --> 02:24:31.739 align:center Couldn't you even give him a few more hours.. 02:24:33.116 --> 02:24:34.784 align:center ..till he met his mother? 02:24:38.871 --> 02:24:43.835 align:center I just have one request - his mother arrives at 11.. 02:24:45.419 --> 02:24:50.800 align:center ..please don't bury her in forms. 02:24:52.051 --> 02:24:57.515 align:center She has just lost her young son. 02:24:59.100 --> 02:25:00.351 align:center Just help her. 02:25:05.565 --> 02:25:09.443 align:center I am leaving. I made a big mistake. 02:25:13.906 --> 02:25:15.116 align:center Sorry brother Zaheer! 02:25:28.599 --> 02:25:35.553 align:center I hope that's the end of that saga. 02:25:38.556 --> 02:25:40.343 align:center Now can we please get back to work! 02:25:53.502 --> 02:25:57.550 align:center (Wheelchair creaks) 02:26:37.198 --> 02:26:38.407 align:center Move, please. 02:26:38.658 --> 02:26:40.368 align:center Congratulations, Dad. 02:26:41.535 --> 02:26:44.664 align:center We'll never speak of Munna again. 02:26:45.501 --> 02:26:50.044 align:center Why should someone speak about a goon? Absolutely not. 02:26:50.753 --> 02:26:53.422 align:center You've won! Congratulations! 02:26:54.632 --> 02:27:00.304 align:center Once again there will be discipline, order, and silence in the hospital. 02:27:01.097 --> 02:27:05.559 align:center No one will ever joke, no one will hug anyone.. 02:27:06.435 --> 02:27:09.939 align:center ..and no patient will be heard laughing from now on! 02:27:10.731 --> 02:27:12.159 align:center Congratulations, Dad. 02:27:14.026 --> 02:27:18.781 align:center Munna was mad to think we would let him cure.. 02:27:19.365 --> 02:27:22.994 align:center ..anyone by playing carom.. 02:27:23.619 --> 02:27:32.628 align:center ..that we would let him make a dying man happy with song and dance.. 02:27:33.254 --> 02:27:39.510 align:center ..or allow him to give anyone a Magic Hug. 02:27:39.593 --> 02:27:42.972 align:center We had to stop him! A criminal like him.. 02:27:44.056 --> 02:27:45.221 align:center He is dangerous. 02:27:46.392 --> 02:27:49.603 align:center Look what he's done, dad. 02:27:50.021 --> 02:27:52.815 align:center The terrible consequence of friendship, empathy and attachment. 02:27:54.233 --> 02:27:57.194 align:center Your heart knows it's a miracle! 02:27:58.738 --> 02:27:59.989 align:center But you won, dad. 02:28:00.906 --> 02:28:04.118 align:center No more miracles from now on. 02:28:05.161 --> 02:28:06.620 align:center Congratulations, Dad! 02:28:07.079 --> 02:28:08.557 align:center Congratulations! 02:28:32.063 --> 02:28:35.149 align:center Should I kick? - But what did I do? 02:28:35.232 --> 02:28:39.402 align:center Not you, freak! This.. - Yeah, kick it .. Kick.. 02:28:39.611 --> 02:28:40.847 align:center (Tin rattles) 02:28:40.931 --> 02:28:42.823 align:center Four runs!!! 02:28:43.115 --> 02:28:44.784 align:center Hey Circuit! - Yeah! 02:28:44.867 --> 02:28:48.829 align:center I've decided, I'm going back to the village! 02:28:50.287 --> 02:28:51.332 align:center (Laughs) 02:28:51.415 --> 02:28:57.254 align:center I knew it! Look, I have two tickets. 02:28:57.588 --> 02:28:59.673 align:center Why two? 02:29:00.007 --> 02:29:02.515 align:center Won't you come with me, Brother? 02:29:02.598 --> 02:29:08.821 align:center (Laughs) 02:29:09.088 --> 02:29:13.604 align:center Hey, what will you do in the village, man? 02:29:14.063 --> 02:29:16.440 align:center You don't even know how to plough a field. 02:29:16.707 --> 02:29:20.226 align:center Brother if I do that, then what will the cows do? 02:29:20.310 --> 02:29:30.734 align:center (Laughs) 02:29:34.631 --> 02:29:36.377 align:center Hey Circuit! - Yeah! 02:29:37.294 --> 02:29:39.186 align:center I'm missing mother a lot, dude! 02:29:43.217 --> 02:29:50.203 align:center I'm missing her so much that I can see her, dude! 02:29:52.726 --> 02:29:58.665 align:center Brother, this is too intense, I can see her too! 02:30:01.327 --> 02:30:05.042 align:center Is she coming here? - We're drunk, brother! 02:30:11.495 --> 02:30:14.206 align:center Is this the time to come home? 02:30:14.415 --> 02:30:18.794 align:center Mother.. where have you been? 02:30:19.170 --> 02:30:21.030 align:center Don't ever leave me now! 02:30:24.675 --> 02:30:27.595 align:center Brother, are you missing your father too? 02:30:28.554 --> 02:30:31.482 align:center I can see him, dude! - What? 02:30:31.565 --> 02:30:32.766 align:center There! 02:30:38.647 --> 02:30:41.192 align:center Where are you going? - Spanking time! 02:30:52.286 --> 02:30:57.166 align:center You shamelessly lied for ten years.. 02:30:57.625 --> 02:31:01.837 align:center ..and today, when I'm proud of you, you're ashamed? 02:31:04.507 --> 02:31:09.036 align:center I can't believe how much everyone loves you. 02:31:10.471 --> 02:31:13.807 align:center But I couldn't become a doctor, father! 02:31:14.016 --> 02:31:20.074 align:center Dummy, doctors only save lives, you taught people how to live. 02:31:21.982 --> 02:31:24.235 align:center You've always hugged your mother.. 02:31:27.071 --> 02:31:29.240 align:center ..can I get a Magic Hug too? 02:31:33.536 --> 02:31:34.828 align:center Father! 02:32:02.106 --> 02:32:05.109 align:center Son, Chinki is waiting for you on the terrace! 02:32:05.192 --> 02:32:07.111 align:center Chinki? - Yes. 02:32:07.194 --> 02:32:10.127 align:center She is the one who called us. - But father.. 02:32:10.823 --> 02:32:12.688 align:center It's an order! 02:32:26.422 --> 02:32:29.675 align:center Hello.. How are you Chinki? - Okay! 02:32:30.759 --> 02:32:35.806 align:center Did you have some work with me? 02:32:35.889 --> 02:32:40.524 align:center No one wants to marry me. Will you marry me? 02:32:40.936 --> 02:32:46.984 align:center Look, I'm in love with someone else! 02:32:47.234 --> 02:32:48.402 align:center Who? 02:32:49.945 --> 02:32:54.325 align:center Your friend, Dr. Suman. 02:32:54.484 --> 02:32:57.268 align:center (Laughs) Okay. So marry her then! 02:32:58.829 --> 02:33:01.707 align:center Ms. Suman?! - Nope, Chinki!! 02:33:01.790 --> 02:33:05.294 align:center Chinki.. ? - Suman! Take your pick. 02:33:08.922 --> 02:33:10.848 align:center I get it now I'm the doofus! 02:33:10.932 --> 02:33:12.645 align:center (Laughs) 02:33:17.890 --> 02:33:19.850 align:center I think you need a Magic Hug! 02:33:26.914 --> 02:33:33.155 align:center Then Munna married Suman, a.k.a. Chinki! 02:33:33.906 --> 02:33:35.991 align:center A year later, Circuit got married. 02:33:36.283 --> 02:33:40.579 align:center That's his son .. Nickname - 'Short Circuit'! 02:33:41.914 --> 02:33:44.708 align:center The dean retired and now manages Munna's "hospital". 02:33:45.042 --> 02:33:51.074 align:center Patients get regular doses of medicines, carom matches and hugs! 02:33:51.423 --> 02:33:57.856 align:center Asthana greets new patients, with "Chill dude, the form comes later!" 02:33:58.722 --> 02:34:03.936 align:center Rustom is the new dean. Still unmarried. 02:34:04.478 --> 02:34:08.148 align:center But his dad is still dating the queen. 02:34:08.482 --> 02:34:12.319 align:center Munna couldn't become a doctor.. But he's still called MBBS - 02:34:12.653 --> 02:34:15.280 align:center 'Married with Bouncing Babies and Spouse' 02:34:16.824 --> 02:34:18.989 align:center And that's me.. 02:34:19.284 --> 02:34:21.537 align:center Why are you crying? 02:34:23.247 --> 02:34:25.999 align:center Tomorrow, I go home, to Kolkata. 02:34:27.418 --> 02:34:32.172 align:center I'm going to miss these people, especially him. 02:34:32.631 --> 02:34:34.258 align:center (Laughs) Dude! 02:34:34.341 --> 02:34:36.385 align:center "It is morning, Uncle." 02:34:36.468 --> 02:34:39.388 align:center Let's go in! Come on! 02:34:39.471 --> 02:34:43.488 align:center "It is morning, Uncle." 02:34:57.521 --> 02:35:01.994 align:center "How do you keep smiling when someone is crying?" 02:35:02.161 --> 02:35:06.707 align:center "How can he sleep if someone's heart is broken?" 02:35:11.420 --> 02:35:15.632 align:center "How do you keep smiling when someone is crying?" 02:35:16.008 --> 02:35:20.387 align:center "How can he sleep if someone's heart is broken?" 02:35:20.637 --> 02:35:25.058 align:center "Come, I will wipe your tears" 02:35:25.267 --> 02:35:28.437 align:center "Give me a handkerchief, uncle" 02:35:28.520 --> 02:35:33.150 align:center "It is morning, Uncle." 02:35:33.233 --> 02:35:37.905 align:center "It is morning, Uncle." 02:35:37.988 --> 02:35:40.115 align:center "Moon uncle has gone to bed and.. " 02:35:40.199 --> 02:35:42.493 align:center "..uncle sun has woken up." 02:35:46.789 --> 02:35:49.458 align:center "Look, hold on, friends.." 02:35:49.541 --> 02:35:51.752 align:center "..the hands of the clock are running." 02:35:56.465 --> 02:35:58.634 align:center "Moon uncle has gone to bed and.. " 02:35:58.717 --> 02:36:00.969 align:center ".. uncle sun has woke up." 02:36:01.053 --> 02:36:03.263 align:center "Look, hold on, friends.." 02:36:03.347 --> 02:36:05.641 align:center "..the hands of the clock are running." 02:36:05.724 --> 02:36:10.062 align:center "One story has ended and.." 02:36:10.145 --> 02:36:13.524 align:center "..another has begun, uncle." 02:36:13.607 --> 02:36:18.153 align:center "It is morning, Uncle." 02:36:18.237 --> 02:36:23.292 align:center "It is morning, Uncle."