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Nice try
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Get out the way
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You're in our way…
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I've got a new Irish girl too.
Orla's her name.
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She's a real hedge whore, she is.
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You can tell the way
she's always shaking her back avenue.
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They're all pinchcocks, these Irish girls.
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All they think about is
getting a pearly shower
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from some fella's big old truncheon.
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Always looking to join giblets
with somebody's husband.
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They're more fertile than whites,
the Irish.
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That's why they breed like rabbits.
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Maggie, where is our luncheon?
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Right here, Madame.
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Voilà.
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Ooh!
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- What is that?
- This is called fiddlehead ferns.
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The month of May
is the only season you can get them.
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And those… those are crayfish.
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I caught them fresh this morning
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and I've simmered it
with butter and wild garlic.
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Bon appétit.
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Mmm!
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Hang on to this one, Abby.
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This Paddy can cook.
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Hmm.
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Delectable, Maggie.
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Aren't you full of surprises?
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How lovely.
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I didn't know
of your love for fresh seafood.
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I will think of a summertime menu
for yourself and Mr. Borden.
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Mm-hmm.
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Nice try
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Now get out the way
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Good job
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Just take a fucking hint
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I said I'll see ya
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Wouldn't wanna be ya
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Wouldn't wanna be ya
Ee-ya-ee-ya-ee-ya-ee-ya-ee-ya…
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Oh, Sarah!
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You're in our way
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Get lost forever
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Who's Sarah, sir?
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Your first wife?
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Don't say her name, please.
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Well…
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I have something to tell you.
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I am in a family way.
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I'm…
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heavy with your seed, sir.
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I see.
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Thought you were making use
of prophylaxis.
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Well… indeed I am, sir.
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But it is more an art than a science.
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And you do mount me
with some frequency, Mr. Borden.
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Do you not have
something to say about this?
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I suppose I don't.
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Allow me, then.
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I will have your bastard
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unless you pay me.
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And if you do so, I will get rid of it.
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I will be discreet.
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I won't miss a day of work.
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And we can go back to doing what we do.
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And if I don't allow myself
to be extorted?
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Then I will have to ask Mrs. Borden
what she will make of this dilemma.
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I'll let you think about it.
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Good day.
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When will it stop?
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The fevers have never come
two months in a row.
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May I…
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take a look?
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May I examine you… down there?
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To see if something's wrong?
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Lay on your back.
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I need you to open your legs for me.
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Just…
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It's your hymen.
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It's imperforated.
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It's covering everything.
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Your kitty's strong.
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How do I stop the pain? I have to tear it?
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You can have a doctor make an incision
in the membrane.
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Or something else…
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like it.
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I have to have a husband to do that.
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No.
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Good day, sir.
Has a parcel arrived for me?
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Nothing for Mr. Borden today.
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No, for me. Bridget Sullivan.
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Hmm.
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I don't know if I can do this.
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Let's try it.
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Doctors use it.
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And it wasn't cheap.
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It's called a Chattanooga.
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Its member goes inside you.
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I just… put it into gear.
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And then it should go like the clappers.
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No, maybe not.
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Maybe we try something different.
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Hm.
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Ooh!
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And what is this?
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It's bouillabaisse, Madame.
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It's a French soup from Marseille.
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I made it
with the leftovers of the crayfish.
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It's part of the new summer menu
I made for yourself and Mr. Borden.
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- Where have you been, Emma?
- Don't pry, Lizzie.
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Where she's been
is out of her father's hair.
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Which is more than can be said for you.
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Where she's been is out finding a husband.
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- Isn't that right, Emma?
- Mm-hmm.
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You have a suitor?
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I do.
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- Who?
- I said don't pry.
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It's a warm body.
That's all you need to know.
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It's Bard Wainright.
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Hmm. Good family.
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Mmm.
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It's delicious, Maggie.
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Oh, Mr. Borden, I almost forgot.
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We must look for a new house painter.
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I fired that swarthy, no-good Portuguese.
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Why?
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Because it's May, Mr. Borden.
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I was opening up the house,
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every window and door,
to let the vapors out.
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And then I noticed my earbobs missing.
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Where are my earbobs?
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That Portugee had to have snuck in
and pocketed them and then run off.
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And what would Tiago want
with your earbobs?
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Why, to sell them, of course.
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To pay for his… opium or whatnot.
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Oh, and Maggie…
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lazing around the house all day
is doing no good
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for Mr. Borden's youngest here.
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Tomorrow, you will take Lizzie into town.
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I know,
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to be seen alongside her is a burden,
but that is why we pay you.
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Maggie.
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Perhaps while you're at it, you might
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pick up my newest axe
from the post office.
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That's a good girl.
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Are you all right? You look tired.
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Yes, I'm tired.
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It'll be… be fine in one or two days.
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Yeah, that's quite an axe.
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More for felling trees than woodworking,
I'd have thought.
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Can I take it just like that?
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I suppose so.
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Why are we stopped?
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The matinée. I got us tickets.
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Après vous.
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…waking looks upon,
be it on lion, bear, or wolf, or bull,
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on meddling monkey, or on busy ape.
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She shall pursue it with the soul of love.
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And ere I take this charm
from off her sight.
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As I can take it with another…
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Teeth. Boy! Teeth! Now!
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…render up her page to me!
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How canst thou thus for shame, Titania,
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glance at my credit with Hippolyta,
knowing I know thy love to Theseus?
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Didst thou not lead him
through the glimmering night
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from Perigenia, whom he ravished,
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and make him
with fair Aegle break his faith,
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with Ariadne and Antiopa?
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These are the forgeries of jealousy.
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And never, since middle summer's spring,
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met we on hill, in dale, forest, or mead,
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by paved fountain or rushy brook or…
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Who is she?
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Her name is Nance O'Neil.
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They say
she's the American Sarah Bernhardt.
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…our ringlets to the whistling wind.
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Oh, she's enchanting!
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She's not very good.
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Ah, my audience! Thank you.
Thank you, beautiful souls.
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Kind souls, thank you. Thank you.
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- Here.
- Please.
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There.
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Now, don't just sock that in a drawer.
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That autograph is worth something.
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Thank you, my dears, my dear audience.
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Miss O'Neil, you were extraordinary.
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- And so were you.
- No.
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Beautiful audience.
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I see every one of you out there.
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Thank you.
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Yes. Oh, you don't have a pen, dear.
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- Oh.
- Can I borrow this?
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Thank you so much.
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- Oh.
- Yes.
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Miss O'Neil,
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you were extraordinary.
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Just marvelous.
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- Thank you.
- Look at that hair.
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Doesn't quite work, does it?
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But for the effort?
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Brava.
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This is going to sound like
a terrible opinion to some,
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but I really hate the color purple.
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Really?
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Why is that?
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It is the shade of a boil
on an Italian beggar.
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The shade of a cancer
that needs to be cut out,
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eliminated at once to save the patient.
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Anyway, I hate it, the color purple,
and I always will. Thank you.
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- Miss O'Neil…
- Lizzie.
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You're staying in Fall River
for the next few weeks, aren't you?
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Yes.
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Then off to Poughkeepsie.
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Aha.
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I wondered if you might like
to come to dinner.
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You're probably staying
at one of those dreadful boarding houses,
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And I wondered if you might like
a home-cooked meal.
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Maggie is a wonderful cook.
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We're the Borden House,
just down 2nd Street.
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Sounds splendid.
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I'll have Beef Wellington.
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Rare, but not blue.
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Pink in the center, and cool.
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Also, and this is important,
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the various side dishes.
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Peas, for instance, and carrots, say.
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These mustn't be allowed to touch.
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And if they do, I become nauseous
and lose my appetite entirely,
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and as my body is my instrument,
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the instrument becomes malnourished.
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Yes, yes.
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See you then.
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See you then.
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Nice axe.
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We should have written that down.
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Ow.
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Mm.
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Yes?
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Yes?
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Dear God. You look awful.
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I… I thought you might read to me.
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Come.
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Where were we?
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Hmm.
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"A mob pressed a local magistrate
to question the countess
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about the peasant girls who disappeared."
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But the countess
blamed her handmaidens for the murders.
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Ilona had her fingers torn off.
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Doryotta was burned alive.
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And because the mob
pitied the youngest, Katarina,
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she was simply beheaded.
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And just like that,
the countess had discovered a new hobby.
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I'm sorry, I have to…
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Mmm… It's happening.
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What's wrong?
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It's nothing. It's just…
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Oof…
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I'm… I'm passing a fetus.
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What can I do?
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Um, put two drops of the…
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You see the… the bottles?
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Can you fill this glass with two drops
of the first one into the glass?
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Yes.
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And then two…
three spoons of the second one.
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And then you fill it to the brim
with the… with the big…
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Mmm…
00:24:12.347 --> 00:24:13.932 align:center
It's all right, it's fine.
00:24:14.516 --> 00:24:15.475 align:center
Thank you.
00:24:20.397 --> 00:24:22.148 align:center
It stops the infection.
00:24:24.401 --> 00:24:25.569 align:center
Mmm.
00:24:26.611 --> 00:24:28.446 align:center
Thank you.
00:24:30.657 --> 00:24:32.117 align:center
There's something I…
00:24:33.743 --> 00:24:35.787 align:center
There's something I have to tell you.
00:24:35.870 --> 00:24:36.871 align:center
What? Anything.
00:24:39.916 --> 00:24:42.544 align:center
This blood is your blood.
00:24:46.131 --> 00:24:47.215 align:center
It's your father.
00:24:49.175 --> 00:24:51.553 align:center
That's why he has me working in the…
00:24:52.178 --> 00:24:53.346 align:center
in his workshop.
00:24:53.930 --> 00:24:55.599 align:center
So he can be alone with me.
00:24:56.433 --> 00:24:58.226 align:center
So he has me to himself.
00:25:01.187 --> 00:25:03.732 align:center
No, no. That can't be true.
00:25:03.815 --> 00:25:05.108 align:center
- Yes.
- No.
00:25:12.907 --> 00:25:15.076 align:center
- You don't have to stay.
- I want to stay.
00:25:15.660 --> 00:25:19.247 align:center
- No, you don't have to stay.
- I'll stay. I want to stay.
00:25:31.009 --> 00:25:34.054 align:center
Miss Borden, would you do me the honor of…
00:25:34.804 --> 00:25:36.556 align:center
of being my wife?
00:25:37.265 --> 00:25:39.184 align:center
Oh, Bard!
00:25:41.061 --> 00:25:42.270 align:center
Emma, Emma!
00:25:42.354 --> 00:25:43.813 align:center
Hey, my darling.
00:25:44.397 --> 00:25:45.690 align:center
I don't understand.
00:25:45.774 --> 00:25:48.109 align:center
Does your sister live here?
00:25:48.193 --> 00:25:51.112 align:center
I've been here a month,
and I hardly ever see her.
00:25:51.196 --> 00:25:52.155 align:center
My darling.
00:25:52.238 --> 00:25:54.282 align:center
Emma comes and goes with the wind.
00:25:54.366 --> 00:25:55.492 align:center
Emma.
00:25:55.575 --> 00:25:58.370 align:center
Everything a girl could want
just falls into her lap.
00:25:58.453 --> 00:25:59.454 align:center
My darling.
00:26:00.288 --> 00:26:01.539 align:center
- My darling.
- Mm.
00:26:01.623 --> 00:26:02.624 align:center
I'm here.
00:26:03.625 --> 00:26:04.501 align:center
Oh.
00:26:05.043 --> 00:26:06.169 align:center
Oh, Bard.
00:26:06.252 --> 00:26:07.087 align:center
Oh.
00:26:07.587 --> 00:26:09.339 align:center
Of course I'll marry you.
00:26:09.422 --> 00:26:11.007 align:center
Of course.
00:26:12.258 --> 00:26:13.968 align:center
I'm not marrying him.
00:26:15.553 --> 00:26:17.347 align:center
Sure, Bard is handsome
00:26:17.430 --> 00:26:20.141 align:center
and very well-endowed…
00:26:20.767 --> 00:26:22.394 align:center
And rich enough, I suppose.
00:26:22.477 --> 00:26:26.356 align:center
So I'll string him along
for a few months and then break it off.
00:26:26.898 --> 00:26:28.400 align:center
Just like the last two.
00:26:31.403 --> 00:26:32.362 align:center
Why?
00:26:33.071 --> 00:26:36.241 align:center
Getting hog-tied to one man
for the rest of your life, Lizzie,
00:26:36.324 --> 00:26:37.742 align:center
that sounds fun to you?
00:26:38.243 --> 00:26:42.163 align:center
That same ass breath,
that same ball bag slapping at your madge
00:26:42.247 --> 00:26:44.416 align:center
until death comes
to relieve you of the tedium.
00:26:45.875 --> 00:26:48.169 align:center
I'm telling you, that is not for me.
00:26:48.712 --> 00:26:52.590 align:center
And I'm not letting them
at Father's money anyway.
00:26:52.674 --> 00:26:54.342 align:center
That's what they're really after.
00:26:58.805 --> 00:27:00.306 align:center
How much is Father worth?
00:27:02.142 --> 00:27:03.643 align:center
Do you really not know?
00:27:05.562 --> 00:27:07.981 align:center
I suppose we're quite well off
with the servants,
00:27:08.064 --> 00:27:11.234 align:center
and cholera outbreaks
are keeping the coffin business brisk--
00:27:11.317 --> 00:27:13.570 align:center
$300,000.
00:27:16.865 --> 00:27:17.741 align:center
What?
00:27:17.824 --> 00:27:19.951 align:center
What are you talking about down there?
00:27:20.034 --> 00:27:21.369 align:center
Nothing, Mrs. Borden.
00:27:23.204 --> 00:27:24.581 align:center
Listen to you.
00:27:24.664 --> 00:27:27.000 align:center
You so clearly love having a tormentor.
00:27:27.584 --> 00:27:29.502 align:center
That's why Father doesn't respect you.
00:27:30.211 --> 00:27:33.047 align:center
That's why… you won't get anything.
00:27:34.048 --> 00:27:35.091 align:center
What do you mean?
00:27:35.675 --> 00:27:37.051 align:center
When they die.
00:27:37.677 --> 00:27:40.138 align:center
Father knows how feeble-minded you are.
00:27:41.139 --> 00:27:43.183 align:center
You get 5%, I get the rest.
00:27:49.022 --> 00:27:51.316 align:center
I don't understand. It's so cruel.
00:27:51.399 --> 00:27:52.984 align:center
5%, Lizzie.
00:27:53.860 --> 00:27:56.029 align:center
That's still a shit barge of money.
00:27:56.613 --> 00:27:59.824 align:center
That's $15,000.
With that, you can buy your own house.
00:27:59.908 --> 00:28:01.826 align:center
You can… you can buy a plot of land
00:28:01.910 --> 00:28:05.205 align:center
and still have enough money to
not lift a finger the rest of your life.
00:28:05.288 --> 00:28:06.790 align:center
That isn't what I mean.
00:28:09.125 --> 00:28:10.001 align:center
I know.
00:28:11.377 --> 00:28:12.378 align:center
But money…
00:28:13.213 --> 00:28:14.255 align:center
is freedom.
00:28:15.131 --> 00:28:19.928 align:center
And you can pick cherries all you want,
and you can tend to your dovecote,
00:28:20.011 --> 00:28:21.846 align:center
and you can be free,
00:28:21.930 --> 00:28:23.223 align:center
so free that…
00:28:24.307 --> 00:28:26.893 align:center
no one can tell you anything.
00:28:42.367 --> 00:28:43.618 align:center
Anything.
00:29:11.604 --> 00:29:15.275 align:center
You know, at 11 weeks,
baby doves stop looking so strange.
00:29:17.193 --> 00:29:19.028 align:center
They can open their eyes.
00:29:19.904 --> 00:29:22.490 align:center
They stop looking like little demons.
00:29:35.086 --> 00:29:36.629 align:center
What did you do that for?
00:29:38.923 --> 00:29:40.300 align:center
Because I felt like it.
00:29:44.721 --> 00:29:48.892 align:center
I should be saving my kiss for my beau.
00:29:51.019 --> 00:29:53.021 align:center
Maybe I should be your beau.
00:30:38.107 --> 00:30:41.527 align:center
Maggie, look at all the motes.
00:30:42.403 --> 00:30:44.364 align:center
They're like little angels.
00:30:44.948 --> 00:30:49.619 align:center
They're like little fairies
watching over us, protecting us.
00:30:49.702 --> 00:30:50.995 align:center
Fairies.
00:30:51.704 --> 00:30:54.207 align:center
Your fairies are my life's chore.
00:30:55.750 --> 00:31:01.422 align:center
They land on every surface that I dust off
so that I have to dust it all over again.
00:31:19.899 --> 00:31:20.858 align:center
Hello.
00:31:22.777 --> 00:31:23.778 align:center
Hello.
00:31:28.866 --> 00:31:30.368 align:center
I can't believe it's May.
00:31:32.078 --> 00:31:33.913 align:center
Paris is so beautiful in May.
00:31:35.415 --> 00:31:36.624 align:center
One day I'll take you.
00:31:37.834 --> 00:31:40.420 align:center
And we'll have champagne and oysters.
00:31:41.587 --> 00:31:44.382 align:center
Except we couldn't have oysters in May.
00:31:46.092 --> 00:31:47.802 align:center
Why?
00:31:47.885 --> 00:31:50.888 align:center
In May, sea gets warmer, air gets hot.
00:31:51.639 --> 00:31:54.892 align:center
And 1st May,
Fall River flushes the sewers.
00:31:54.976 --> 00:31:58.980 align:center
Now sewage flows right out
over her oyster shoals.
00:31:59.063 --> 00:32:01.816 align:center
And oysters are filter feeders, you know,
00:32:01.899 --> 00:32:05.737 align:center
so summers they get a bacillus in them.
00:32:05.820 --> 00:32:10.575 align:center
They sit out just a few minutes in the sun
and they start to stink.
00:32:11.159 --> 00:32:13.828 align:center
Eat one. It could kill you.
00:32:20.168 --> 00:32:21.419 align:center
Let's poison them.
00:32:23.504 --> 00:32:24.589 align:center
What?
00:32:24.672 --> 00:32:26.549 align:center
Yeah. With the oysters.
00:32:28.801 --> 00:32:30.011 align:center
Poison them?
00:32:30.636 --> 00:32:31.596 align:center
Yes.
00:32:32.430 --> 00:32:35.349 align:center
I mean, we wouldn't really.
00:32:36.267 --> 00:32:38.019 align:center
They would poison themselves.
00:32:39.062 --> 00:32:40.813 align:center
We would just give them what they want.
00:32:42.190 --> 00:32:43.191 align:center
No.
00:32:45.693 --> 00:32:47.862 align:center
You should be ashamed
for even saying that.
00:32:48.821 --> 00:32:49.864 align:center
Just think of it.
00:32:53.367 --> 00:32:54.452 align:center
No.
00:34:07.358 --> 00:34:09.026 align:center
What are you doing?
00:34:10.653 --> 00:34:13.072 align:center
I'm not killing these birds, Lizzie.
00:34:13.156 --> 00:34:14.240 align:center
You are.
00:34:14.866 --> 00:34:18.077 align:center
I told you I couldn't stand the cooing.
00:34:18.619 --> 00:34:22.331 align:center
The noise… the noise
has driven me to the brink!
00:34:23.082 --> 00:34:24.959 align:center
But you are thick!
00:34:25.042 --> 00:34:26.127 align:center
And willful!
00:34:27.420 --> 00:34:30.256 align:center
So I did what you made me do.
00:34:30.798 --> 00:34:32.383 align:center
No!
00:34:32.466 --> 00:34:34.135 align:center
No, no!
00:34:34.218 --> 00:34:35.178 align:center
No!
00:34:36.012 --> 00:34:38.848 align:center
Shut your mouth
or I'll fill it with bird shit.
00:34:40.558 --> 00:34:43.102 align:center
I have relieved you of that useless hobby
00:34:43.186 --> 00:34:46.731 align:center
that nearly condemned you
to the fate of a hideous old maid.
00:34:47.398 --> 00:34:48.774 align:center
You should thank me.
00:34:50.401 --> 00:34:52.445 align:center
I have removed that distraction.
00:34:52.945 --> 00:34:55.907 align:center
Now you can concentrate on a new hobby.
00:34:56.949 --> 00:35:00.203 align:center
Finding a man
and leaving this fucking house!
00:35:59.679 --> 00:36:00.763 align:center
Father.
00:36:00.846 --> 00:36:02.139 align:center
How can I help?
00:36:04.934 --> 00:36:06.560 align:center
Aren't you curious?
00:36:07.770 --> 00:36:10.189 align:center
I'm covered in blood and feathers.
00:36:11.190 --> 00:36:12.191 align:center
All right.
00:36:15.361 --> 00:36:16.320 align:center
What happened?
00:36:17.905 --> 00:36:20.157 align:center
Father, she murdered my doves.
00:36:21.742 --> 00:36:23.327 align:center
She murdered them.
00:36:24.328 --> 00:36:27.540 align:center
With no pretext, no provocation.
00:36:29.375 --> 00:36:31.669 align:center
I need you to do something.
00:36:32.712 --> 00:36:36.007 align:center
For once in your life,
show me that you care about me.
00:36:36.090 --> 00:36:37.300 align:center
I am your daughter.
00:36:40.303 --> 00:36:43.806 align:center
You stand by and you watch
as she treats me as she does,
00:36:43.889 --> 00:36:45.683 align:center
and you do nothing.
00:36:45.766 --> 00:36:46.684 align:center
You do nothing.
00:36:49.645 --> 00:36:50.646 align:center
Nothing.
00:36:52.732 --> 00:36:54.859 align:center
That's what I… do, is it?
00:36:57.445 --> 00:37:01.824 align:center
You have no idea
what it feels like to be me.
00:37:03.826 --> 00:37:06.162 align:center
You do nothing to help me.
00:37:06.829 --> 00:37:07.788 align:center
No one does.
00:37:09.957 --> 00:37:12.501 align:center
I have no… son.
00:37:12.585 --> 00:37:18.716 align:center
I have no… respite from the droning
of shrill female voices,
00:37:18.799 --> 00:37:21.469 align:center
on and on and on and on
00:37:21.552 --> 00:37:26.807 align:center
in a house that I… toil for night and day.
00:37:26.891 --> 00:37:29.643 align:center
And all that I ask, all that I ask
00:37:29.727 --> 00:37:34.607 align:center
is that you don't… bring me your troubles!
00:37:36.025 --> 00:37:37.360 align:center
Birds!
00:37:37.985 --> 00:37:39.236 align:center
Birds?
00:37:39.945 --> 00:37:45.034 align:center
I don't give a Christ's dead cock
00:37:45.117 --> 00:37:47.453 align:center
about your birds.
00:37:47.536 --> 00:37:53.334 align:center
I don't give a single,
solitary, airborne fuck!
00:37:58.047 --> 00:37:59.256 align:center
Is that clear?
00:38:01.550 --> 00:38:02.426 align:center
Or
00:38:03.427 --> 00:38:08.057 align:center
are you… too thick to understand?
00:38:22.738 --> 00:38:23.906 align:center
I understand.
00:38:27.284 --> 00:38:28.536 align:center
Good.
00:39:12.872 --> 00:39:14.623 align:center
We're gonna kill them.
00:39:16.375 --> 00:39:17.293 align:center
Yeah.
00:39:28.971 --> 00:39:32.433 align:center
Mr. Borden, look! A new menu for summer.
00:39:34.560 --> 00:39:35.478 align:center
Hm.
00:39:35.978 --> 00:39:39.231 align:center
Getting used to saying no is cunty
Getting out of your comfort zone
00:39:39.315 --> 00:39:42.401 align:center
Learning how to let go is cunty
Having cum on my shirt is cunty
00:39:42.485 --> 00:39:45.613 align:center
Setting boundaries is cunty
Respecting others is cunty too
00:39:45.696 --> 00:39:49.116 align:center
Putting yourself first is cunty
Learning to love yourself is cunty
00:39:49.200 --> 00:39:50.701 align:center
C-U-N-T
00:39:50.784 --> 00:39:53.078 align:center
I'm gonna do what's best for me
I'm cunty
00:39:54.955 --> 00:39:57.166 align:center
That's cunty
C-U-N-T
00:39:57.249 --> 00:39:59.502 align:center
I'll prioritize my own needs
I'm cunty
00:40:00.294 --> 00:40:02.171 align:center
That's cunty, cunty, cunty
Wow
00:40:07.176 --> 00:40:08.010 align:center
Ugh.
00:40:12.973 --> 00:40:13.891 align:center
Rosemary.
00:40:15.559 --> 00:40:16.435 align:center
Ginger.
00:40:20.731 --> 00:40:23.067 align:center
And cardamom.
00:40:23.651 --> 00:40:24.985 align:center
It's hard to find, but…
00:40:27.571 --> 00:40:28.781 align:center
it'll hide the smell.
00:40:30.616 --> 00:40:31.575 align:center
Voilà.
00:40:34.828 --> 00:40:36.413 align:center
Five, six, seven, eight
00:40:36.497 --> 00:40:38.666 align:center
You can't take that away
I'm cunty
00:40:38.749 --> 00:40:39.708 align:center
Ugh!
00:40:39.792 --> 00:40:41.293 align:center
It's Cuntology 101, bitch
00:40:44.964 --> 00:40:46.549 align:center
Do you really think it'll work?
00:40:46.632 --> 00:40:47.675 align:center
Oh, yeah.
00:40:49.051 --> 00:40:50.761 align:center
Do you really think it'll kill them?
00:40:51.387 --> 00:40:53.097 align:center
Yeah.
00:40:53.180 --> 00:40:54.848 align:center
They call it vibriosis.
00:40:55.766 --> 00:40:58.811 align:center
First they vomit, and they vomit blood.
00:40:58.894 --> 00:41:01.313 align:center
Then they have blood
coming out of their ass,
00:41:01.397 --> 00:41:04.191 align:center
then out of their eyes,
out of every orifice.
00:41:05.025 --> 00:41:07.695 align:center
It's a gruesome way to die,
but they deserve it.
00:41:18.080 --> 00:41:21.000 align:center
I thought Emma might sup with us tonight.
00:41:21.667 --> 00:41:23.252 align:center
Why would you think that?
00:41:23.335 --> 00:41:24.920 align:center
She's betrothed now.
00:41:25.004 --> 00:41:28.007 align:center
She has no need to suck herself swollen
off her father's largesse
00:41:28.090 --> 00:41:29.425 align:center
like some at the table do.
00:41:29.508 --> 00:41:32.803 align:center
Mmm. I'd like to commend you, Mother.
00:41:33.679 --> 00:41:34.763 align:center
For what?
00:41:34.847 --> 00:41:37.641 align:center
Why, for the eradication of those doves.
00:41:38.601 --> 00:41:41.895 align:center
You know how I loathe the feces of fowl.
00:41:46.984 --> 00:41:48.569 align:center
Oh! Took you long enough.
00:41:49.153 --> 00:41:51.196 align:center
Or have I forgotten how to read a clock?
00:41:52.239 --> 00:41:53.657 align:center
I'm very sorry, Madame.
00:41:57.786 --> 00:41:59.580 align:center
Wh-- What is that? Soup?
00:42:00.164 --> 00:42:01.165 align:center
Yes, Madame.
00:42:02.041 --> 00:42:04.168 align:center
Hm. Smells delightful.
00:42:04.251 --> 00:42:07.504 align:center
Although I'm almost past hunger.
You kept us waiting far too long.
00:42:08.297 --> 00:42:11.383 align:center
Shall I serve you first,
then, Madame? Or Mr. Borden?
00:42:11.467 --> 00:42:12.885 align:center
No, me. Me first.
00:42:17.848 --> 00:42:18.974 align:center
Mmm.
00:43:06.271 --> 00:43:08.816 align:center
Bless us, O Lord, in these thy gifts,
00:43:08.899 --> 00:43:12.111 align:center
which we are… about to receive
from thy bounty
00:43:12.194 --> 00:43:14.655 align:center
through… Christ our Lord. Amen.
00:43:15.155 --> 00:43:16.156 align:center
Mm.
00:43:16.240 --> 00:43:17.157 align:center
Amen.
00:43:17.241 --> 00:43:18.242 align:center
Mm!
00:43:18.325 --> 00:43:19.743 align:center
Well, that does smell good.
00:43:19.827 --> 00:43:20.994 align:center
Mm.
00:43:27.793 --> 00:43:29.461 align:center
- Mm.
- Hmm.
00:43:31.839 --> 00:43:33.674 align:center
It's… delicious.
00:43:35.718 --> 00:43:36.802 align:center
Mm!
00:43:37.302 --> 00:43:38.262 align:center
Mmm…
00:43:38.762 --> 00:43:40.222 align:center
Oh, it's tasty.
00:43:42.641 --> 00:43:43.600 align:center
Mmm!
00:43:46.019 --> 00:43:47.896 align:center
- Mm!
- Mm.
00:43:48.897 --> 00:43:50.023 align:center
I was hungry.
00:43:54.778 --> 00:43:56.572 align:center
That's cardamom.
00:43:57.656 --> 00:43:59.283 align:center
- Is it?
- Mm.
00:43:59.366 --> 00:44:00.534 align:center
Delicious.
00:44:01.076 --> 00:44:02.536 align:center
I might go back for seconds.
00:44:06.957 --> 00:44:07.791 align:center
Mm.
00:44:15.340 --> 00:44:17.050 align:center
Mmm-mm!
00:44:20.345 --> 00:44:22.347 align:center
Ooh! I've got a big one.
00:44:22.431 --> 00:44:23.557 align:center
Mm.
00:44:24.266 --> 00:44:27.519 align:center
This Maggie is a much better cook
than the last Maggie.
00:44:27.603 --> 00:44:29.563 align:center
And without that hunch in her back.
00:44:29.646 --> 00:44:32.649 align:center
She looked like a… little gnome.
00:44:38.155 --> 00:44:40.616 align:center
I do love it when you're mirthful, Mother.
00:44:48.916 --> 00:44:50.459 align:center
Mm…
00:44:52.085 --> 00:44:52.920 align:center
Hm.
00:44:53.879 --> 00:44:54.880 align:center
Mm.
00:44:57.382 --> 00:44:59.259 align:center
What?
00:44:59.343 --> 00:45:02.304 align:center
Just that… last bite.
00:45:02.387 --> 00:45:04.723 align:center
Strange taste to it.
00:45:07.142 --> 00:45:09.394 align:center
Is it… um…
00:45:10.813 --> 00:45:12.231 align:center
Mine is delicious.
00:45:12.314 --> 00:45:13.816 align:center
- Mm-hm.
- Hm.
00:45:17.152 --> 00:45:18.904 align:center
I wonder if possibly those oyst--
00:45:22.699 --> 00:45:24.701 align:center
Oh.
00:45:31.041 --> 00:45:33.293 align:center
Excuse… excuse me one… one second.
00:45:41.885 --> 00:45:43.887 align:center
Maggie!
00:45:45.138 --> 00:45:46.098 align:center
Maggie!
00:45:51.728 --> 00:45:53.063 align:center
Make it stop.
00:45:54.398 --> 00:45:55.649 align:center
Right away, Madame.
00:46:03.448 --> 00:46:05.117 align:center
It's nothing, it's just…
00:46:05.200 --> 00:46:07.286 align:center
just a spot of blood.
00:46:09.288 --> 00:46:11.290 align:center
I am purged.
00:46:11.373 --> 00:46:12.833 align:center
It is… …over.
00:46:17.629 --> 00:46:18.589 align:center
No.
00:46:19.339 --> 00:46:20.215 align:center
No.
00:46:23.302 --> 00:46:25.345 align:center
It's the… cardamom.
00:47:13.936 --> 00:47:15.562 align:center
I'll fetch the doctor.
00:47:27.240 --> 00:47:30.327 align:center
They are still resting.
00:47:30.410 --> 00:47:33.413 align:center
But the vomiting is continuous.
00:47:33.956 --> 00:47:37.000 align:center
I fear they may not make it
through the night.
00:47:38.043 --> 00:47:40.170 align:center
Mrs. Borden mentioned
00:47:40.963 --> 00:47:42.297 align:center
oysters?
00:47:44.174 --> 00:47:45.884 align:center
Oh. Yes.
00:47:47.594 --> 00:47:48.679 align:center
Yes, I had one.
00:47:49.429 --> 00:47:51.515 align:center
And it… I feel fine.
00:47:52.099 --> 00:47:53.433 align:center
So does Maggie.
00:47:53.517 --> 00:47:54.351 align:center
Hm.
00:47:54.851 --> 00:47:56.520 align:center
That is quite the puzzle.
00:47:57.521 --> 00:48:00.732 align:center
Quite dangerous,
you know, to eat oysters in May.
00:48:01.316 --> 00:48:03.568 align:center
A good fishmonger
would have told you that.
00:48:11.493 --> 00:48:14.287 align:center
I'll finish the cleaning.
You… you go take a bath.
00:49:19.311 --> 00:49:21.063 align:center
Did they stir in the night?
00:49:21.813 --> 00:49:22.731 align:center
No.
00:49:23.315 --> 00:49:24.399 align:center
Maggie?
00:49:31.490 --> 00:49:32.866 align:center
Maggie!
00:49:34.159 --> 00:49:35.118 align:center
What?
00:49:36.244 --> 00:49:38.747 align:center
They must have vomited it out.
00:49:38.830 --> 00:49:39.998 align:center
They purged it.
00:49:40.624 --> 00:49:41.750 align:center
Maggie!
00:49:53.303 --> 00:49:54.930 align:center
Yes, Mrs. Borden?
00:49:56.681 --> 00:49:57.933 align:center
Good morning, Lizzie.
00:49:58.558 --> 00:50:01.478 align:center
- You do know that's your name, don't you?
- Hm.
00:50:02.145 --> 00:50:03.605 align:center
I called for Maggie.
00:50:04.314 --> 00:50:05.482 align:center
Maggie?
00:50:06.483 --> 00:50:08.151 align:center
I'd like to fire you.
00:50:08.235 --> 00:50:11.530 align:center
Or at least have you strung up
in a tree outside the magistrate
00:50:11.613 --> 00:50:15.700 align:center
for that bilious concoction
that made Mr. Borden and myself so ill.
00:50:21.331 --> 00:50:24.417 align:center
I tell you,
sometimes a good purge like that
00:50:24.501 --> 00:50:26.503 align:center
is just what the doctor ordered.
00:50:26.586 --> 00:50:29.506 align:center
I feel good as new this morning.
00:50:29.589 --> 00:50:30.841 align:center
Restored.
00:50:31.508 --> 00:50:33.969 align:center
Fix us johnnycakes and coffee, Maggie.
00:50:34.052 --> 00:50:36.012 align:center
You should have
thought of as much already.
00:50:37.013 --> 00:50:38.348 align:center
Nothing for me.
00:50:38.431 --> 00:50:40.600 align:center
I think I'll just take the air.
00:51:28.190 --> 00:51:30.066 align:center
They still don't suspect anything.
00:51:33.820 --> 00:51:35.739 align:center
We could try a different poison.
00:51:37.199 --> 00:51:39.242 align:center
No, I know how we're gonna kill them.