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What's up Toronto?
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We're Islands from Montreal.
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I've put on
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Something you can't switch off
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I hope I don't cry
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I know I will
And you know how it feels
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On the north side
On the south side
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They sing along when you switch on
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Hey, we were wondering:
what are you writing?
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Oh, I'm like,
I'm reviewing the show.
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Oh cool!
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Yeah, I'm a music critic.
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Awesome.
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To be a fan of Islands is
to be a fan of Montreal,
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a city in Quebec that's become
the most exciting place in the world
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for indie rock.
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It's the city where
Arcade Fire created "Funeral".
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Where up and coming
artists like Grimes
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and Mac DeMarco
spent $300 a month
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to record albums
in their bedrooms.
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As the mythos of Montreal grew,
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journalists began calling
it the new Seattle.
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It's dreamy to think about a
French city full of musicians
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who exist solely on
bagels and cigarettes,
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all living in inexpensive,
glorious apartments
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steps away from the venues
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where they play epic
concerts late into the night.
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And it's not even a contest.
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"Zen Arcade" is Husker Du's
best album by far!
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- It's a post hardcore fucking masterpiece!
- You're dead inside.
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I personally prefer
"Flip Your Wig".
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Oh, said no one fucking
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- ever in the history of modern--
- Oh my God, you don't know
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what it means to be a sellout
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- because you are a fucking sellout!
- Totally.
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Yeah, like their song, um,
"Double Nickels on the Dime."
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That's the Minutemen.
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Yeah.
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Anyway, back to you
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- about being a sellout.
- I am not a sellout.
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Amazing Grace,
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I, um, I fucking loved your
Islands article, so good.
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Super, super good.
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Um, did you actually
do coke with that guy?
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Everyone wants to do
cocaine with me, Jeff.
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Oh, of course, of course.
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Why wouldn't they,
they're only human.
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Yeah.
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You've overpacked,
just take something out.
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Mom, I did not overpack!
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And now we're
gonna miss your bus.
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- No, we're not.
- It's okay.
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I just don't understand
why you have to move to Montreal.
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You're not even French.
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I'm gonna write a book this summer.
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Yeah, with what money?
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Mom, you don't have to understand
everything that I do, okay.
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Sometimes I am
just doing things.
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1954 was a turning
point for Miles Davis.
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Inspired by his hero
Sugar Ray Robinson,
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Davis decided it was
finally time to quit heroin.
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After a touring engagement
with bebop drummer Max Roach,
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- Davis took--
- See you later, Dad.
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Oh yeah.
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Love you, Dad.
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Bye!
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Au revoir.
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Phew.
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Do you think I have time
to just go back in?
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No, we do not.
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You can buy bras,
you can buy underwear.
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Okay.
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Bag, trunk.
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- Thank you.
- For you. Okay.
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- Goodbye, I love you so much.
- Bye. Love you.
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- You have a good time in Montreal.
- Okay,
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- I gotta go, I gotta go.
- Call me. Call me.
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Okay.
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- Hello!
- Hi!
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And, uh, what made
you decide to move?
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To get away from certain sort of
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stifling negative environments
that I had been in.
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I lived in Toronto on my
own for a couple years,
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just to learn whatever it is you learn
when you're on your own
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and I grew personally,
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which I think sort of
had quite a bit to do with,
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with why the record
is the way that it is.
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Thank you!
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Oh my God, Mom,
stop giving me these stupid rocks.
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It's like this? Like this? Right?
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Right?
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Oh my God, I'm not sure!
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Oh shit!
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Ah, fuck.
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- Hi.
- Hey, Madeline.
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How was the bus?
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Um, long.
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Yeah, this is, uh,
this is my, um...
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- That's me.
- Nice, nice, nice, eh?
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Well, are you hungry?
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Oh, yes.
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Ready.
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Madeline, this looks amazing.
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I had, like, half a toaster
strudel this morning.
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No. Um, he's asking,
uh, why you moved here?
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Oh yeah, um, I'm trying to
write a book this summer.
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- Oh!
- A 33 1/3rd,
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they're like, um, these
books about records.
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I still need to pitch it,
but I'm sure it's gonna happen.
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Mine's about "Jagged Little Pill"
by Alanis Morissette.
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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
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Oh, okay.
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Do you speak French, Grace?
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- No.
- No?
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No, um, I pretty much stopped
after the pizza unit in Grade 5.
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But I do know all
the toppings though!
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Um, there's, uh...
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Right, um...
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- Yeah.
- Well, you're good, you know everything.
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He's just saying that
you're so funny.
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Oh, thank you.
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Thanks.
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Hi, Phoebe.
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Hey, how's it going Grace?
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- Can you see me?
- I can see you.
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Uh, thanks for meeting on Skype.
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It's a bummer you couldn't
come to the New York offices.
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I received your book proposal
for "Jagged Little Pill".
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Uh, Jeff told me to
keep an eye on it.
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He said you're the best
rock critic in Canada.
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Cool.
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So, pitch me.
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Why should "Jagged Little Pill"
be a 33 1/3rd by Grace Pine?
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Well, Alanis is a Canadian icon.
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Yeah, nobody cares about that.
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I just feel like,
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like society hates it when
women talk about themselves.
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Anytime I have been honest
about my own experiences,
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people have been like,
"Shut the fuck up,"
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like, including my own parents.
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But Alanis was 19,
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and-and she used her life story
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as this, like, weapon
against the patriarchy.
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And she sold 16 million
copies of her album
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like around the world.
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I do feel like that's the
first time in the culture
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that a young woman has expressed
how fucking angry she was,
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and it actually translated
to millions of dollars.
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I think that's interesting... I guess.
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I like your take on the album.
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I think it's smart.
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- Really?
- Are you a fast writer?
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- Yeah, yeah super fast.
- Okay great,
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'cause we just had
this title fall through
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and there's this whole
thing with the printing
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and then the publishing schedule.
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And trust me, it is so boring.
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But what I need to know is,
can you get me a first draught by July?
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Is that doable?
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- Yeah!
- Then I am pleased to offer you
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a $500 advance
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and we can start with you sending
in some chapter outlines.
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Hey Grace,
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we're just heading out to
buy some MDMA for tonight,
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so let me know if
you need anything.
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Oh, I'm-I'm good.
I don't, like, "do drugs."
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Well, there's a loft party
tonight at Torn Curtain.
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You should come!
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Hugo's band is playing too.
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Yeah, we're called Bone Patrol,
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we're amazing.
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Sounds great, but, um,
I'm on a deadline.
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You should come because
I'm gonna be DJing and we can, like,
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- dance behind the booth--
- Okay, what?
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- It probably won't start going
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until 2:00 AM.
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Sorry, gonna have to
do this thing now,
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but come to Torn tonight.
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Do these drugs with us.
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- Okay.
- Cool.
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Have a, have a great drug deal!
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And Grace? Dress hot.
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That's what they
said at my residency!
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No one makes video
art in Berlin!
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They make it but it's shit.
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There you are!
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Oh!
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I just, uh, I just
wanna wash my hands.
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Oh, okay.
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Thank you.
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Hey Claire, can
I have some coke?
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It's, um, it's okay,
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you don't have to pretend
to look at your phone.
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I also have social anxiety.
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What?
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No, I don't
have social anxiety.
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Oh, I don't blame you.
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Being alive is
completely insane.
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Want some weed?
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No, thank you, I don't,
like, "do drugs."
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Actually, why not?
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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How do I, um, hit it?
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Take a hit off that nozzle.
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- Oh, okay.
- Yeah.
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Do I have to press anything?
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- Oh, no.
- Okay.
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Just let it rip.
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Oh God, I'm scared.
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I think I took too much.
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Ooh.
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Yeah, I don't have, like,
um, social anxiety.
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I just, I feel uncomfortable at a party
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where I don't know anyone and,
like, everyone is on cocaine?
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That's a legitimate feeling.
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Thanks.
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Do you, um, do know
these two French people,
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Hugo and Madeline?
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- They invited me.
- Oh yeah! Hugo plays drums in my band.
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Oh, you're a member
of "Bone Patrol".
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You've heard of us?
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Are you, are you gonna
stay for a set or?
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That depends.
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What are your influences?
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Mostly Big Shiny Tunes
1 through 5.
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I'm Grace, by the way.
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Oh nice. I'm Archie.
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Yo! Get the fuck on stage!
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Let's go.
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- I, uh, got to set up my axe.
- Oh.
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You good?
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Yeah, I'm very high right now.
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Sick.
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Oh! Frig, sorry.
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Oh my God, you came!
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I love this song!
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Are you having fun?
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Yeah, I smoked weed with this guy
that said he knows you. Archie?
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Oh yeah, yeah.
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He's the only one I like
from Hugo's shitty band.
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"Bone Patrol," it's a fucking
brutal band name.
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Yeah!
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You're hot!
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We're Bone Patrol!
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Yeah, before we start,
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I have a very big
announcement to make, uh...
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Jesse, our bassist
came out today.
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He's gay!
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Dude, what the fuck?
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Bone Patrol loves you
and we support your quest
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- for the cock, okay?
- No, when I told you--
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But I told you guys
this is like a friend thing--
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- What the fuck?
- Alright,
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this song's called "Age/Sex/Location."
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Hit it, Hugo.
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I think I should stop
00:21:57.296 --> 00:21:59.674 align:center
Connecting the dots
00:22:01.425 --> 00:22:04.512 align:center
You know I get that a lot
00:22:07.098 --> 00:22:11.644 align:center
Advancing the plotlines, not
00:22:11.894 --> 00:22:14.272 align:center
I'm caught like a moth
00:22:14.397 --> 00:22:16.232 align:center
Attracted to loss
00:22:16.357 --> 00:22:19.235 align:center
But the wax is still soft
00:22:19.360 --> 00:22:21.654 align:center
You didn't tell me your boyfriend's band
sounds like Pavement?!
00:22:22.613 --> 00:22:23.531 align:center
What's that?
00:22:23.906 --> 00:22:24.824 align:center
It's a band.
00:22:28.578 --> 00:22:29.453 align:center
Who's the lead singer?
00:22:30.413 --> 00:22:31.330 align:center
Chevy?
00:22:31.455 --> 00:22:32.874 align:center
He's the worst guy in Montreal.
00:22:33.040 --> 00:22:35.084 align:center
Awash sunset lies
00:22:35.209 --> 00:22:37.545 align:center
In an always sorry life
00:22:38.462 --> 00:22:40.840 align:center
Fucking ageless
00:22:41.382 --> 00:22:44.844 align:center
Sexless locationless nights
00:22:47.388 --> 00:22:49.390 align:center
Locationless nights
00:22:49.974 --> 00:22:50.850 align:center
You're a fucking jerk!
00:22:50.975 --> 00:22:52.101 align:center
- Jesse.
- Okay?
00:22:52.643 --> 00:22:54.145 align:center
I'm trying to be
there for you, dude.
00:22:54.770 --> 00:22:55.688 align:center
I'm an ally.
00:22:59.984 --> 00:23:01.110 align:center
That was a really great show.
00:23:01.903 --> 00:23:02.737 align:center
Can I have a cigarette?
00:23:04.447 --> 00:23:06.699 align:center
Oh, sorry. Thanks.
00:23:17.084 --> 00:23:19.170 align:center
What is this?
Are you gonna help me with the van?
00:23:23.424 --> 00:23:24.342 align:center
Fuck this.
00:23:24.467 --> 00:23:25.509 align:center
Oh, he's mad.
00:23:26.010 --> 00:23:26.886 align:center
Dick.
00:23:27.887 --> 00:23:28.804 align:center
So what's your deal?
00:23:30.014 --> 00:23:32.266 align:center
Ah, my deal is that I'm Grace
00:23:32.391 --> 00:23:33.726 align:center
and I just moved
here from Toronto.
00:23:34.977 --> 00:23:35.895 align:center
Fuck that place.
00:23:37.647 --> 00:23:38.856 align:center
You can't be an
artist in Toronto.
00:23:40.316 --> 00:23:42.109 align:center
It's like really cool that
you can just say that.
00:23:43.486 --> 00:23:44.362 align:center
Say what?
00:23:44.487 --> 00:23:46.530 align:center
- Like--
- Excuse me.
00:23:47.031 --> 00:23:48.866 align:center
Like, um, call yourself an artist.
00:23:55.164 --> 00:23:57.708 align:center
Uh, so, um, a few of your
songs remind me of Pavement.
00:23:57.833 --> 00:23:58.751 align:center
No no,
00:23:59.168 --> 00:24:00.211 align:center
we don't sound like them.
00:24:00.836 --> 00:24:02.922 align:center
Oh, I'm sorry, I did, uh...
00:24:03.673 --> 00:24:05.049 align:center
who would you
compare yourself to?
00:24:05.299 --> 00:24:06.133 align:center
Ariel Pink.
00:24:06.676 --> 00:24:07.593 align:center
R. Stevie Moore.
00:24:08.594 --> 00:24:11.639 align:center
Charles Manson's solo material
is like a really big influence on me.
00:24:12.264 --> 00:24:14.892 align:center
I like music that's
just like unlistenable.
00:24:15.977 --> 00:24:19.230 align:center
I think art should
just be hard to make.
00:24:20.439 --> 00:24:23.150 align:center
And that's why I try to push myself
to the brink of insanity at all times.
00:24:26.278 --> 00:24:28.072 align:center
Yeah, I'm writing a
book this summer,
00:24:28.197 --> 00:24:29.949 align:center
so I'm, like, pretty
much alone all the time.
00:24:31.033 --> 00:24:31.909 align:center
What's it about?
00:24:33.452 --> 00:24:35.579 align:center
"Jagged Little Pill"
by Alanis Morissette.
00:24:37.289 --> 00:24:38.165 align:center
Okay.
00:24:39.333 --> 00:24:41.252 align:center
I'm gonna go help
Jesse load the van
00:24:41.377 --> 00:24:42.712 align:center
before he, like, kills himself.
00:24:43.587 --> 00:24:44.463 align:center
- Yeah.
- See ya.
00:24:51.220 --> 00:24:53.848 align:center
Jesse, I'll help you.
00:24:54.557 --> 00:24:55.766 align:center
Grab this amp, it's yours.
00:24:55.891 --> 00:24:58.144 align:center
Hey, uh, you guys
good with the van?
00:24:58.769 --> 00:24:59.687 align:center
No.
00:25:00.563 --> 00:25:01.480 align:center
It's your turn.
00:25:04.400 --> 00:25:05.735 align:center
Oh hey.
00:25:06.444 --> 00:25:07.278 align:center
Hey!
00:25:07.695 --> 00:25:08.529 align:center
What's up?
00:25:09.989 --> 00:25:10.948 align:center
I think I'm gonna go home.
00:25:12.116 --> 00:25:14.744 align:center
So, your first lo-po.
00:25:14.869 --> 00:25:15.703 align:center
What?
00:25:15.953 --> 00:25:18.748 align:center
Loft party. Big step. Huge.
00:25:19.665 --> 00:25:22.376 align:center
Yeah, but, like,
I was at a cotillion,
00:25:22.501 --> 00:25:25.588 align:center
like, like I was, uh,
presented to society.
00:25:27.298 --> 00:25:28.257 align:center
Huh.
00:25:31.010 --> 00:25:33.304 align:center
Uh, where, where are we going?
00:25:33.471 --> 00:25:35.139 align:center
We're, uh, cutting
across the tracks.
00:25:37.266 --> 00:25:38.601 align:center
Feels kind of "rape-y."
00:25:39.602 --> 00:25:40.519 align:center
It's not rape-y.
00:25:46.942 --> 00:25:49.987 align:center
Sorry. People usually cut
a bigger hole in the fence.
00:25:50.821 --> 00:25:52.364 align:center
- Just go through that?
- Yeah.
00:25:56.994 --> 00:25:58.204 align:center
I'm not looking at your underwear.
00:25:58.746 --> 00:26:01.082 align:center
Good, I stole them from my mom.
00:26:02.124 --> 00:26:03.042 align:center
Phew!
00:26:06.712 --> 00:26:07.880 align:center
- Need help?
- No.
00:26:22.978 --> 00:26:23.854 align:center
Thank you.
00:26:30.653 --> 00:26:32.822 align:center
Oh my God, I love Mile End!
00:26:33.656 --> 00:26:36.575 align:center
Toronto doesn't have,
like, magical bagel shops
00:26:36.700 --> 00:26:38.619 align:center
and, like, Hasidic Jews everywhere.
00:26:39.662 --> 00:26:40.496 align:center
What do they have?
00:26:41.413 --> 00:26:42.248 align:center
Mostly jerks.
00:26:42.832 --> 00:26:43.749 align:center
Oh, and condos.
00:26:46.919 --> 00:26:47.962 align:center
Can I ask you something?
00:26:48.671 --> 00:26:49.922 align:center
Why do French people hate me?
00:26:51.799 --> 00:26:53.175 align:center
It's pretty complicated.
00:26:54.343 --> 00:26:57.054 align:center
Basically, French people
are okay if you exist.
00:26:57.429 --> 00:26:59.390 align:center
You just can't work here
if you don't speak French.
00:27:00.349 --> 00:27:02.476 align:center
Or, like, survive at all.
00:27:03.394 --> 00:27:06.063 align:center
But luckily Montreal is cheap
enough you, uh, get a grant,
00:27:06.272 --> 00:27:07.606 align:center
or enough money from your
parents, you can stay,
00:27:07.731 --> 00:27:09.441 align:center
so it's like a waiting game.
00:27:10.192 --> 00:27:12.236 align:center
People who wanna be artists
move here from Edmonton,
00:27:12.444 --> 00:27:14.280 align:center
drop outta Concordia,
move to the Mile End,
00:27:14.405 --> 00:27:15.406 align:center
and do drugs at loft parties
00:27:15.531 --> 00:27:17.366 align:center
until they're forced to
get real jobs in Toronto.
00:27:18.200 --> 00:27:19.118 align:center
Where are you from?
00:27:19.410 --> 00:27:20.244 align:center
P.E.I.
00:27:20.744 --> 00:27:21.662 align:center
Ew.
00:27:23.247 --> 00:27:24.832 align:center
Chevy works here if
you ever need Keds.
00:27:25.416 --> 00:27:28.210 align:center
Fuckin' ageless
00:27:28.335 --> 00:27:31.881 align:center
Sexless locationless nights
00:27:32.590 --> 00:27:36.886 align:center
You know, I had, like, so
much anxiety at that party.
00:27:38.387 --> 00:27:41.348 align:center
Like I just felt like
a huge loser all night.
00:27:41.473 --> 00:27:42.641 align:center
Until we smoked weed, I guess.
00:27:43.893 --> 00:27:46.562 align:center
Okay, I gotta teach you
my two part system.
00:27:46.854 --> 00:27:48.355 align:center
Oh, what's your two part system?
00:27:48.689 --> 00:27:50.649 align:center
Number one. Act casual.
00:27:51.483 --> 00:27:53.777 align:center
Number two. Swag it out.
00:28:01.744 --> 00:28:05.831 align:center
Hey, do you wanna, um,
like, like go inside
00:28:05.956 --> 00:28:08.417 align:center
and, like, have sex with me?
00:28:10.252 --> 00:28:11.170 align:center
Um...
00:28:12.546 --> 00:28:14.840 align:center
That sounds great, but I can't.
00:28:14.965 --> 00:28:17.885 align:center
Um, I'm celibate.
00:28:19.136 --> 00:28:21.180 align:center
Huh. Why?
00:28:23.098 --> 00:28:24.183 align:center
Personal reasons.
00:28:25.851 --> 00:28:26.685 align:center
Night, Grace.
00:28:26.810 --> 00:28:27.770 align:center
Night.
00:28:35.736 --> 00:28:36.737 align:center
You live next door?
00:28:38.072 --> 00:28:39.573 align:center
What is that even supposed to mean?
00:28:39.823 --> 00:28:40.991 align:center
Double peace, bro.
00:28:42.701 --> 00:28:44.870 align:center
All right, well, goodnight.
00:28:45.496 --> 00:28:48.207 align:center
- Or... morning.
- Morning.
00:29:17.987 --> 00:29:18.988 align:center
Do they fit okay?
00:29:19.655 --> 00:29:21.824 align:center
You wanna take a little walk around
and see what happens?
00:29:23.659 --> 00:29:25.869 align:center
Vans for the summer, classic.
00:29:26.704 --> 00:29:28.372 align:center
Let me know if you
need any bigger sizes.
00:29:29.540 --> 00:29:31.500 align:center
- How do they fit, sweetie?
- What's up?
00:29:33.002 --> 00:29:36.797 align:center
- Oh hey, I didn't know you worked here!
- Yeah, unforch.
00:29:39.133 --> 00:29:40.592 align:center
Do you, uh, do you
wanna try those on?
00:29:41.385 --> 00:29:46.682 align:center
These? Yeah. Yeah, sure,
um, size nine please.
00:29:47.558 --> 00:29:48.434 align:center
Be right back.
00:30:02.031 --> 00:30:03.449 align:center
Last pair in your size.
00:30:03.782 --> 00:30:05.701 align:center
It's kind of rare.
It doesn't happen a lot.
00:30:12.875 --> 00:30:13.876 align:center
Go walk.
00:30:19.048 --> 00:30:21.300 align:center
That's a quality daytime shoe.
00:30:22.051 --> 00:30:25.179 align:center
Yeah, um, they seem really,
uh, comfortable.
00:30:27.973 --> 00:30:30.392 align:center
So, um, how long have you
been, uh, a shoe salesman?
00:30:34.396 --> 00:30:35.314 align:center
Too long.
00:30:36.482 --> 00:30:38.275 align:center
I like to treat it like
it's an art project,
00:30:39.109 --> 00:30:41.612 align:center
you know, shoes.
00:30:44.698 --> 00:30:47.910 align:center
So, um, how's that thing
you were talking about?
00:30:48.202 --> 00:30:49.787 align:center
- My book?
- Yeah.
00:30:50.371 --> 00:30:51.872 align:center
It's great!
I got a publishing deal!
00:30:56.043 --> 00:30:58.045 align:center
Um, how's the band going, eh?
00:30:58.170 --> 00:31:01.340 align:center
Um, got any shows coming up?
00:31:01.465 --> 00:31:03.175 align:center
Yeah, it's good.
00:31:03.342 --> 00:31:05.719 align:center
We have our first EP
launch in, uh, August,
00:31:08.514 --> 00:31:09.890 align:center
but nothing's really lined up.
00:31:10.015 --> 00:31:11.725 align:center
It's... it's stupid.
00:31:12.601 --> 00:31:15.646 align:center
Well, I'm a music critic.
00:31:16.730 --> 00:31:17.940 align:center
I write for SPIN sometimes.
00:31:18.107 --> 00:31:19.149 align:center
Do you write for Pitchfork?
00:31:19.650 --> 00:31:21.402 align:center
No. No, not Pitchfork.
00:31:21.777 --> 00:31:23.904 align:center
But I am a big fan of your work.
00:31:25.114 --> 00:31:28.409 align:center
I could, like, interview you sometime.
00:31:29.910 --> 00:31:30.869 align:center
Yeah, we can do that.
00:31:33.831 --> 00:31:34.665 align:center
Maybe this weekend.
00:31:38.877 --> 00:31:39.753 align:center
Hey!
00:31:41.088 --> 00:31:44.091 align:center
Could you see, um, how
much room my toes have?
00:31:45.801 --> 00:31:48.220 align:center
I'm not supposed to touch
the customers' feet.
00:32:13.287 --> 00:32:14.288 align:center
Does that feel good?
00:32:17.124 --> 00:32:18.083 align:center
Yes.
00:32:23.422 --> 00:32:25.674 align:center
These blackberries are so good, right?
00:32:26.216 --> 00:32:27.926 align:center
- Do I owe you any money for?
- No, we can share food.
00:32:28.385 --> 00:32:29.428 align:center
Just ask me first.
00:32:30.012 --> 00:32:31.013 align:center
Okay.
00:32:35.934 --> 00:32:40.439 align:center
Hey, do you ever think that
girls who date guys in bands
00:32:40.898 --> 00:32:43.108 align:center
wanna be a guy in a band?
00:32:44.109 --> 00:32:46.904 align:center
So it's like, don't
try to fuck Dave Grohl,
00:32:47.571 --> 00:32:48.489 align:center
be Dave Grohl...
00:32:49.198 --> 00:32:50.616 align:center
I don't know, do you
wanna be a musician?
00:32:51.116 --> 00:32:52.075 align:center
No.
00:32:54.161 --> 00:32:55.370 align:center
Oh, I'm interviewing Chevy today.
00:32:57.539 --> 00:33:00.751 align:center
What do you think of this dress?
00:33:03.086 --> 00:33:03.962 align:center
I don't know,
00:33:04.463 --> 00:33:06.340 align:center
think I'd show your
giant tits instead.
00:33:06.924 --> 00:33:09.218 align:center
I... oh, um...
00:33:10.636 --> 00:33:14.598 align:center
I don't really, like, think of myself
as someone with giant tits.
00:33:14.973 --> 00:33:16.767 align:center
I think of myself as more of like, um,
00:33:17.142 --> 00:33:18.727 align:center
like a brain in a jar.
00:33:32.783 --> 00:33:33.909 align:center
Oh my God, I'm sorry.
00:33:35.786 --> 00:33:37.871 align:center
Maybe you guys should break up.
00:33:39.081 --> 00:33:40.040 align:center
You think?
00:33:40.582 --> 00:33:41.416 align:center
Text Hugo,
00:33:42.417 --> 00:33:44.503 align:center
"You're a psychopath and
we need to break up."
00:33:44.878 --> 00:33:45.754 align:center
But like, in French.
00:33:46.213 --> 00:33:47.297 align:center
Can you do it maybe?
00:33:54.263 --> 00:33:56.390 align:center
Congrats you are
officially broken up.
00:34:06.066 --> 00:34:06.942 align:center
That's my mom.
00:34:32.676 --> 00:34:33.719 align:center
Hey, Jesse.
00:34:35.178 --> 00:34:36.888 align:center
- Hey.
- Is Chevy around?
00:34:37.598 --> 00:34:39.683 align:center
Uh, no, those guys went
out to smoke weed,
00:34:39.808 --> 00:34:41.893 align:center
but they'll all be back
for the SPIN article.
00:34:42.311 --> 00:34:44.855 align:center
I mean, do you want
to interview me?
00:34:49.318 --> 00:34:50.193 align:center
Okay.
00:34:54.323 --> 00:34:58.076 align:center
Um, so how long have you
and Chevy known each other?
00:34:58.535 --> 00:35:01.330 align:center
Um, since we were like 13.
00:35:02.247 --> 00:35:04.625 align:center
Uh, we were in a ska band
together back in Edmonton.
00:35:04.750 --> 00:35:07.210 align:center
A ska band? Really?
What was it called?
00:35:07.336 --> 00:35:10.047 align:center
Um, it's called Free Skanking Willies.
00:35:10.422 --> 00:35:12.049 align:center
- Oh.
- It's Chevy's favorite movie.
00:35:12.174 --> 00:35:14.926 align:center
But he always cries at the
end like a little bitch.
00:35:15.385 --> 00:35:16.845 align:center
It's called REM, REM sleep.
00:35:16.970 --> 00:35:19.890 align:center
Oh shit! Yo.
00:35:20.182 --> 00:35:23.226 align:center
I was just telling Grace about,
uh, Free Skanking Willies.
00:35:24.019 --> 00:35:25.479 align:center
FSW!
00:35:26.188 --> 00:35:27.230 align:center
FS dubs.
00:35:28.523 --> 00:35:29.983 align:center
Hey, has anyone seen
my phone anywhere?
00:35:30.108 --> 00:35:31.818 align:center
- Uh, I haven't seen it.
- You don't wanna be down there.
00:35:31.943 --> 00:35:32.778 align:center
Oh.
00:35:33.612 --> 00:35:34.571 align:center
Ooh, thank you.
00:35:35.739 --> 00:35:36.740 align:center
- 'Sup?
- What's up?
00:35:37.949 --> 00:35:38.909 align:center
It's really cool you're doing this.
00:35:39.534 --> 00:35:40.702 align:center
I didn't know you wrote for SPIN.
00:35:42.245 --> 00:35:43.080 align:center
What the fuck, dude?
00:35:43.205 --> 00:35:44.998 align:center
Uh, Grace, how do you
see this going, huh?
00:35:45.957 --> 00:35:46.833 align:center
I mean, uh,
00:35:46.958 --> 00:35:48.418 align:center
this is Bone Patrol's first interview,
00:35:48.543 --> 00:35:51.380 align:center
so we just all want to
be prepared, right?
00:35:51.755 --> 00:35:53.215 align:center
- Right?
- Yeah, yeah.
00:35:54.800 --> 00:35:55.926 align:center
Sure, yeah. Let me, um,
00:35:56.176 --> 00:35:57.219 align:center
let me take out
my tape recorder.
00:35:58.553 --> 00:36:00.764 align:center
All right, I think we can
just start really casual.
00:36:00.889 --> 00:36:03.684 align:center
Maybe, um, one second...
00:36:03.809 --> 00:36:04.685 align:center
Let me get this on.
00:36:05.268 --> 00:36:06.269 align:center
How much weed do
you guys smoke?
00:36:06.395 --> 00:36:07.604 align:center
How much weed
don't we smoke?
00:36:07.729 --> 00:36:09.189 align:center
"8.4! Best new interview!"
00:36:10.065 --> 00:36:12.859 align:center
I smoke weed for, uh,
creative inspiration.
00:36:13.193 --> 00:36:15.862 align:center
- 'Sup, bro.
- With music, I just,
00:36:16.071 --> 00:36:19.741 align:center
I really want to go deep
into the abyss, yeah.
00:36:19.991 --> 00:36:22.119 align:center
And wha-and
what-what's the abyss?
00:36:24.121 --> 00:36:28.041 align:center
I just wanna go deep, you know,
just so deep inside
00:36:28.458 --> 00:36:31.086 align:center
that I completely disappear.
00:36:31.378 --> 00:36:32.796 align:center
Creepy sex metaphors.
00:36:33.255 --> 00:36:34.089 align:center
Great.
00:36:36.258 --> 00:36:38.009 align:center
Move your fat fucking ass
00:36:38.135 --> 00:36:39.052 align:center
and let me check.
00:36:39.177 --> 00:36:42.097 align:center
Yeah, I realize I hate pretty
much every aspect of music,
00:36:42.222 --> 00:36:44.141 align:center
except recording and production.
00:36:44.266 --> 00:36:46.393 align:center
So if I could be in a band
that doesn't play any shows
00:36:46.518 --> 00:36:48.395 align:center
and only exists on the internet,
that'd be ideal.
00:36:48.770 --> 00:36:49.771 align:center
So you don't wanna go on tour?
00:36:50.188 --> 00:36:53.900 align:center
So I can jerk off into a toilet
of a hot dog restaurant in Winnipeg?
00:36:54.317 --> 00:36:56.194 align:center
You know, I actually call
masturbation "going on tour"
00:36:56.319 --> 00:36:57.487 align:center
'cause they're pretty
much the same thing.
00:36:57.654 --> 00:36:58.488 align:center
Come on, dude!
00:36:58.613 --> 00:37:00.741 align:center
All right, can we go back
to the interview now?
00:37:01.116 --> 00:37:03.034 align:center
None of that is going in.
00:37:03.618 --> 00:37:04.911 align:center
Hey, are you okay homie?
00:37:05.787 --> 00:37:06.663 align:center
I'm fine, I just...
00:37:09.750 --> 00:37:11.209 align:center
Can I, can I talk to you, Arch?
00:37:12.252 --> 00:37:15.547 align:center
Yeah, okay.
00:37:16.173 --> 00:37:17.966 align:center
I just, I dunno why you're
talking all that shit
00:37:18.091 --> 00:37:19.009 align:center
in front of SPIN.
00:37:19.468 --> 00:37:20.844 align:center
Unless that's how you truly feel.
00:37:22.512 --> 00:37:24.765 align:center
I know you think of yourself
as like this intense rockstar,
00:37:24.890 --> 00:37:28.894 align:center
but we sell Keds, bro.
I'm, we're not gonna, like, "make it."
00:37:29.352 --> 00:37:30.479 align:center
This band's gonna break
up in five years
00:37:30.604 --> 00:37:32.147 align:center
and we'll all have to
get day jobs in Toronto,
00:37:32.522 --> 00:37:33.648 align:center
probably in cybersecurity.
00:37:36.526 --> 00:37:37.527 align:center
I found it, guys.
00:37:38.236 --> 00:37:39.988 align:center
All right, I am ready.
00:37:40.489 --> 00:37:41.448 align:center
What the fuck?
00:37:41.948 --> 00:37:42.783 align:center
What?
00:37:43.492 --> 00:37:44.576 align:center
Madeline just broke up with me.
00:37:44.701 --> 00:37:45.577 align:center
Over text?
00:37:45.786 --> 00:37:48.246 align:center
Haven't you guys been
together for like five years?
00:37:48.371 --> 00:37:49.372 align:center
What the fuck is this?
00:37:49.498 --> 00:37:50.332 align:center
It's in French.
00:37:50.582 --> 00:37:52.292 align:center
No, she said "je vu breakup,"
00:37:52.542 --> 00:37:53.794 align:center
doesn't even sound like her.
00:37:54.544 --> 00:37:55.879 align:center
So sorry, dude.
00:37:59.049 --> 00:38:00.133 align:center
What the fuck, man?
00:38:01.301 --> 00:38:02.177 align:center
No I can't.
00:38:02.302 --> 00:38:04.221 align:center
- Can you turn that off, please?
- Oh yeah, sorry.
00:38:22.614 --> 00:38:23.490 align:center
Whoa!
00:38:23.615 --> 00:38:25.033 align:center
Oh my God, oh my God!
00:38:25.283 --> 00:38:26.159 align:center
I'm sorry.
00:38:26.535 --> 00:38:28.245 align:center
- Oh my God, you scared me!
- Sorry.
00:38:29.246 --> 00:38:30.163 align:center
How was your date?
00:38:30.455 --> 00:38:34.584 align:center
Uh, well, it was not a date,
the whole band was there.
00:38:35.377 --> 00:38:37.921 align:center
Ah. Okay well,
did you see Hugo?
00:38:39.214 --> 00:38:40.048 align:center
Yeah.
00:38:40.340 --> 00:38:41.383 align:center
Oh my God.
00:38:43.802 --> 00:38:44.970 align:center
I can't be alone right now.
00:38:46.388 --> 00:38:48.932 align:center
Hey, will you come with me
to this, uh, poetry reading?
00:38:50.183 --> 00:38:52.143 align:center
It's near some
abandoned malting silo.
00:38:53.186 --> 00:38:54.771 align:center
That actually sounds really cool.
00:38:54.896 --> 00:38:55.730 align:center
But I can't,
00:38:55.856 --> 00:38:57.858 align:center
I gotta work on my Alanis...
00:38:57.983 --> 00:38:59.734 align:center
Hi! Hi, everyone.
00:38:59.860 --> 00:39:01.778 align:center
Hi, I'm Chloe.
00:39:02.445 --> 00:39:04.823 align:center
And welcome to the
inaugural edition of...
00:39:04.990 --> 00:39:07.784 align:center
"There Is No Such Thing
As A Safe Space."
00:39:12.414 --> 00:39:15.834 align:center
To start off the event,
Lauda Malta.
00:39:24.134 --> 00:39:25.010 align:center
Hey.
00:39:28.513 --> 00:39:29.764 align:center
I stared at my lover,
00:39:30.724 --> 00:39:32.726 align:center
only he said he was tired.
00:39:32.851 --> 00:39:34.269 align:center
"Lauda, I'm tired."
00:39:34.394 --> 00:39:37.522 align:center
Of course I heard,
"Lauda, I'm tired of you,"
00:39:38.023 --> 00:39:39.357 align:center
to which I replied,
00:39:39.691 --> 00:39:42.903 align:center
"Okay, I'm going to see the cows."
00:39:43.945 --> 00:39:45.697 align:center
We used to kiss like flowers,
00:39:46.031 --> 00:39:47.741 align:center
we used to text for hours.
00:39:48.450 --> 00:39:50.118 align:center
You shifted my molecules,
00:39:50.994 --> 00:39:53.413 align:center
Now they're string cheese.
00:39:53.538 --> 00:39:55.999 align:center
My fingers smelled like
oranges all winter.
00:39:56.541 --> 00:39:58.126 align:center
But right before
the dream leaves
00:39:58.251 --> 00:40:00.670 align:center
I notice my skin is actually rind.
00:40:01.004 --> 00:40:03.214 align:center
And everywhere there is zest.
00:40:03.381 --> 00:40:06.760 align:center
- Bonjour. Hi, I'm Guillaume.
- Hi!
00:40:06.885 --> 00:40:09.596 align:center
Last night I dreamt I
was a Starbucks cup.
00:40:11.389 --> 00:40:12.599 align:center
Way too hot.
00:40:13.850 --> 00:40:14.809 align:center
And bitter.
00:40:16.019 --> 00:40:18.521 align:center
Then a 15-year-old barista
threw me in the trash.
00:40:20.440 --> 00:40:24.986 align:center
just want say
like were not up to par like...
00:40:25.445 --> 00:40:26.780 align:center
- Hey.
- Hey.
00:40:27.405 --> 00:40:28.281 align:center
I like what you read.
00:40:28.406 --> 00:40:31.034 align:center
Ugh, let's go look at the job.
00:40:33.495 --> 00:40:34.329 align:center
Thanks.
00:40:34.829 --> 00:40:36.748 align:center
I've never really been
to anything like this.
00:40:37.582 --> 00:40:39.334 align:center
It's so cool everyone just
reads off their phones.
00:40:41.294 --> 00:40:42.837 align:center
I'm a writer too.
00:40:43.380 --> 00:40:44.255 align:center
Do you write poetry?
00:40:44.589 --> 00:40:47.217 align:center
I'm more of, um, a music critic.
00:40:47.717 --> 00:40:50.220 align:center
- Cool! Talk to Chloe!
- Yeah.
00:40:50.345 --> 00:40:52.222 align:center
I'm sure you could get
in on the next one.
00:40:52.722 --> 00:40:55.392 align:center
Really? Like I, like I read something?
00:40:55.517 --> 00:40:56.434 align:center
- Yeah!
- Oh, I don't know.
00:40:56.559 --> 00:40:58.395 align:center
Yeah! No, it's not a big deal.
00:41:01.731 --> 00:41:03.650 align:center
What was that remix you were
working on this morning?
00:41:03.775 --> 00:41:06.736 align:center
Um, you're not supposed to hear!
It's not done.
00:41:06.861 --> 00:41:08.571 align:center
- It was so good.
- I read your text.
00:41:11.074 --> 00:41:11.908 align:center
Allo!
00:41:14.661 --> 00:41:15.537 align:center
Excuse moi...
00:41:18.123 --> 00:41:19.040 align:center
Sour Patch Kids?
00:41:44.065 --> 00:41:44.941 align:center
One sec, sorry.
00:41:56.619 --> 00:41:57.495 align:center
What's up?
00:42:01.041 --> 00:42:02.375 align:center
It's saying I don't
have any money.
00:42:04.335 --> 00:42:06.379 align:center
Well, did you already
spend the advance?
00:42:06.504 --> 00:42:08.131 align:center
The $500?! Yes!
00:42:08.256 --> 00:42:09.799 align:center
Well, I'm not the one
00:42:09.924 --> 00:42:12.010 align:center
who moved to another
province with no money!
00:42:12.135 --> 00:42:14.345 align:center
You always wanna do
these big things,
00:42:14.471 --> 00:42:16.347 align:center
but you can't do everything in life--
00:42:16.473 --> 00:42:17.974 align:center
Oh my God, Mom, just
gimme the 1,000 dollars!
00:42:18.099 --> 00:42:19.726 align:center
That's all I fucking need!
00:42:21.478 --> 00:42:23.188 align:center
I'm still waiting for
the cheque from Merge.
00:42:23.354 --> 00:42:25.732 align:center
It's been four months!
They owe me $4,000!
00:42:26.357 --> 00:42:28.151 align:center
Well then you need
to get on Jeff!
00:42:28.902 --> 00:42:31.863 align:center
Mom, I sent him the invoice,
he never responded!
00:42:31.988 --> 00:42:34.491 align:center
Well, if someone owed me $4,000,
00:42:34.699 --> 00:42:38.036 align:center
I wouldn't be in
Montreal putzing around!
00:42:38.161 --> 00:42:39.496 align:center
Oh my God.
00:43:45.228 --> 00:43:46.062 align:center
There.
00:44:12.088 --> 00:44:13.047 align:center
Is that what you want?
00:44:16.384 --> 00:44:17.927 align:center
Uh, I love that you
wanna get caught.
00:44:19.721 --> 00:44:20.722 align:center
Great sex.
00:44:21.139 --> 00:44:22.807 align:center
Yeah. All right.
00:46:37.650 --> 00:46:39.610 align:center
When people talk about Alanis,
00:46:40.069 --> 00:46:42.864 align:center
they mostly talk about
how angry she seemed.
00:46:43.781 --> 00:46:46.409 align:center
But a large part of being
female is feeling angry
00:46:46.534 --> 00:46:50.038 align:center
and insignificant for
most of your waking hours.
00:46:52.498 --> 00:46:53.958 align:center
Alanis' Catholic upbringing
00:46:54.083 --> 00:46:57.503 align:center
and pre-teen sexualization
at her most vulnerable age
00:46:57.795 --> 00:47:00.757 align:center
was a Molotov cocktail,
heavy on the repression.
00:47:01.507 --> 00:47:03.968 align:center
And when Alanis wasn't cutting
ribbons at mall openings
00:47:04.093 --> 00:47:05.094 align:center
in the Ottawa Valley,
00:47:05.887 --> 00:47:07.472 align:center
competing in talent shows,
00:47:08.056 --> 00:47:10.016 align:center
or developing a serious eating disorder,
00:47:10.141 --> 00:47:11.309 align:center
due to pressure from her label
00:47:11.434 --> 00:47:13.478 align:center
who wanted her to compete
with the Tiffanys
00:47:13.603 --> 00:47:14.979 align:center
and Madonnas of her era,
00:47:15.188 --> 00:47:16.064 align:center
she felt guilty.
00:47:16.564 --> 00:47:17.398 align:center
Like a lot of women,
00:47:17.732 --> 00:47:19.359 align:center
it was for the things
she didn't even do.
00:47:50.014 --> 00:47:50.890 align:center
Hi, Phoebe.
00:47:51.224 --> 00:47:53.309 align:center
Hey Grace, on a whole,
00:47:53.434 --> 00:47:55.186 align:center
I think we're moving
in the right direction.
00:47:55.436 --> 00:47:56.562 align:center
Your first chapter is great.
00:47:57.271 --> 00:47:58.106 align:center
Okay.
00:47:58.856 --> 00:48:00.942 align:center
But I think I need
more of your voice.
00:48:01.442 --> 00:48:02.693 align:center
You know, what drew
me into your pitch
00:48:02.819 --> 00:48:04.570 align:center
was how personal
Alanis is for you.
00:48:04.695 --> 00:48:08.074 align:center
And right now, sometimes it's reading
like her Wikipedia page.
00:48:08.699 --> 00:48:09.742 align:center
You could go deeper.
00:48:10.076 --> 00:48:11.786 align:center
Anyway, I'm being
pulled into a meeting.
00:48:11.911 --> 00:48:13.996 align:center
But you got this, okay? Bye!
00:49:40.791 --> 00:49:43.294 align:center
Bone Patrol's debut EP
smacks of bro-dom,
00:49:45.463 --> 00:49:47.381 align:center
not the kind of bro who
wears Livestrong bracelets
00:49:47.507 --> 00:49:49.300 align:center
and is currently taking
women's studies classes
00:49:49.425 --> 00:49:50.510 align:center
to pick up chicks,
00:49:50.801 --> 00:49:53.304 align:center
but the true bro,
the eternal bro,
00:49:53.596 --> 00:49:55.348 align:center
the bro most loyal and kind.
00:49:56.015 --> 00:49:57.391 align:center
Maybe even your
real-life bro
00:49:57.517 --> 00:49:59.185 align:center
who taught you how to play
the baseline to Nirvana's
00:49:59.310 --> 00:50:00.311 align:center
"Come As You Are"
00:50:00.561 --> 00:50:02.271 align:center
and offered up his
couch as a landing spot
00:50:02.396 --> 00:50:03.981 align:center
well until your late twenties.
00:50:04.607 --> 00:50:07.944 align:center
With four sublime rock songs
that rarely exceed the 4:20 mark,
00:50:08.194 --> 00:50:09.529 align:center
the Montreal four piece
00:50:09.654 --> 00:50:11.781 align:center
comprised of Archie Webber,
lead guitar,
00:50:12.907 --> 00:50:14.450 align:center
Chevy Olsen, vocals,
00:50:15.117 --> 00:50:16.577 align:center
Hugo Côté, drums,
00:50:17.119 --> 00:50:18.663 align:center
and Jesse Matthews, bass,
00:50:19.247 --> 00:50:22.625 align:center
wear their 90s indie rock
influences of Pavement
00:50:22.792 --> 00:50:25.670 align:center
and Built to Spill on the sleeves
of their beer-soaked hoodies.
00:50:28.089 --> 00:50:29.298 align:center
But Bone Patrol ain't heavy.
00:50:31.425 --> 00:50:32.426 align:center
They're your bros.
00:50:34.845 --> 00:50:37.056 align:center
Fuckin' ageless
00:50:37.557 --> 00:50:40.935 align:center
Sexless, locationless nights
00:51:03.708 --> 00:51:04.584 align:center
Hey.
00:51:06.377 --> 00:51:07.253 align:center
Hey.
00:51:07.628 --> 00:51:09.755 align:center
You wanna go for a
beer or something?
00:51:11.799 --> 00:51:12.717 align:center
Get off in like 20.
00:51:14.093 --> 00:51:15.595 align:center
- Cool.
- Sick bio.
00:51:15.886 --> 00:51:16.721 align:center
You write good.
00:51:46.792 --> 00:51:47.918 align:center
Here you go.
00:51:48.336 --> 00:51:49.170 align:center
Cheers.
00:52:05.853 --> 00:52:10.858 align:center
Sounds like something's,
uh, going off or something.
00:52:12.902 --> 00:52:13.736 align:center
Oh yeah, yeah, that's the,
00:52:13.861 --> 00:52:15.154 align:center
that's the carbon monoxide
detector or whatever.
00:52:15.279 --> 00:52:16.197 align:center
It's fine.
00:52:17.365 --> 00:52:18.366 align:center
You should probably
check that out.
00:52:19.492 --> 00:52:20.409 align:center
Yeah.
00:53:02.702 --> 00:53:04.286 align:center
One second, one second.
00:53:21.470 --> 00:53:22.638 align:center
Is that R. Stevie Moore?
00:53:27.435 --> 00:53:28.436 align:center
I love this song.
00:54:07.349 --> 00:54:09.101 align:center
Do you want me to
take my top off?
00:54:13.522 --> 00:54:14.774 align:center
Maybe not?
00:54:16.859 --> 00:54:18.110 align:center
You're good to just kiss though.
00:54:33.250 --> 00:54:36.212 align:center
Do you wanna like touch
my boobs or something?
00:54:36.337 --> 00:54:37.379 align:center
It could be like really...
00:54:42.218 --> 00:54:43.177 align:center
Okay.
00:54:59.276 --> 00:55:00.277 align:center
Sick.
00:55:11.038 --> 00:55:12.039 align:center
I-I just had this...
00:55:12.790 --> 00:55:16.794 align:center
like this, this fight with this--
00:55:17.086 --> 00:55:17.962 align:center
with my friend
00:55:18.087 --> 00:55:20.756 align:center
and I think she like
kind of like wanted like,
00:55:21.090 --> 00:55:22.424 align:center
like a relationship.
00:55:24.927 --> 00:55:25.761 align:center
And I'm just like...
00:55:27.888 --> 00:55:30.724 align:center
not good with serious shit,
you know?
00:55:32.309 --> 00:55:33.185 align:center
Yeah.
00:55:34.019 --> 00:55:35.062 align:center
Yeah.
00:55:37.022 --> 00:55:41.193 align:center
I mean, it's always
an issue, you know?
00:55:41.318 --> 00:55:44.363 align:center
'Cause I make music and...
00:55:49.535 --> 00:55:50.744 align:center
I can't get distracted.
00:55:51.787 --> 00:55:52.621 align:center
Ever.
00:55:53.831 --> 00:55:54.832 align:center
Absolutely.
00:56:03.841 --> 00:56:07.136 align:center
Yeah, so I feel like
we should just sort of
00:56:08.012 --> 00:56:12.391 align:center
keep our whatever
kind of professional,
00:56:13.225 --> 00:56:14.184 align:center
you know?
00:56:15.561 --> 00:56:17.354 align:center
'Cause you're like
an important contact
00:56:19.648 --> 00:56:21.650 align:center
in the industry.
00:56:24.945 --> 00:56:26.030 align:center
I need to lie down.
00:56:32.411 --> 00:56:33.787 align:center
Do you wanna take
your jeans off?
00:56:33.913 --> 00:56:35.623 align:center
You would probably
be more comfortable.
00:56:36.040 --> 00:56:36.916 align:center
No.
00:57:06.362 --> 00:57:07.363 align:center
You feel really good.
00:57:09.323 --> 00:57:10.324 align:center
This is good.
00:57:15.496 --> 00:57:16.330 align:center
Archie!
00:57:17.957 --> 00:57:21.251 align:center
- Oh, wazzup!
- Wazzup!
00:57:24.588 --> 00:57:25.464 align:center
Hello.
00:57:28.842 --> 00:57:29.760 align:center
Thank you.
00:57:35.808 --> 00:57:38.978 align:center
Well, do you ever, uh,
feel like a fuck up?
00:57:39.728 --> 00:57:40.980 align:center
Yeah, that's why I live here.
00:57:41.939 --> 00:57:43.023 align:center
Why, you feel like a fuck up?
00:57:43.691 --> 00:57:45.651 align:center
I wrote a list of
goals for the summer
00:57:45.776 --> 00:57:47.361 align:center
and I'm blowing it bad.
00:57:48.362 --> 00:57:49.279 align:center
Can I see it?
00:57:51.031 --> 00:57:52.241 align:center
It's pretty personal.
00:57:53.951 --> 00:57:54.994 align:center
Even better.
00:57:58.372 --> 00:57:59.289 align:center
Okay.
00:58:04.128 --> 00:58:05.879 align:center
"Goals for summer in Montreal."
00:58:07.131 --> 00:58:10.300 align:center
- Okay first of all, great title.
- Fuck off.
00:58:10.968 --> 00:58:12.928 align:center
"1. Write Alanis book.
00:58:13.095 --> 00:58:15.305 align:center
"2. Learn French.
00:58:15.431 --> 00:58:17.808 align:center
"3. Climb to the top
of the mountain.
00:58:18.475 --> 00:58:20.728 align:center
"4. Have actual sex.
00:58:23.772 --> 00:58:25.315 align:center
"5. Fall in love."
00:58:26.775 --> 00:58:27.735 align:center
How's all this going?
00:58:29.194 --> 00:58:31.947 align:center
I can probably help.
Obviously, not with number four.
00:58:32.489 --> 00:58:34.199 align:center
Or number five 'cause I
don't believe in love, but.
00:58:34.324 --> 00:58:36.952 align:center
Oh, sorry, you
don't believe in love?
00:58:37.119 --> 00:58:38.120 align:center
I really, really don't.
00:58:39.163 --> 00:58:40.080 align:center
Why?
00:58:42.082 --> 00:58:43.208 align:center
Personal reasons.
00:58:45.586 --> 00:58:46.879 align:center
What's up Archie?
00:58:47.504 --> 00:58:50.132 align:center
- Wazzup.
- Wazzup!
00:58:50.549 --> 00:58:52.051 align:center
- You two know each other?
- This is Mile End,
00:58:52.176 --> 00:58:53.469 align:center
There's like 75 people here.
00:58:54.261 --> 00:58:55.512 align:center
Hey, I spoke to Chloe.
00:58:56.180 --> 00:58:57.890 align:center
She put you on the list
for the next reading.
00:58:59.433 --> 00:59:00.309 align:center
Oh my God, really?!
00:59:00.434 --> 00:59:02.519 align:center
It's part of this loft
party at Torn Curtain.
00:59:03.020 --> 00:59:05.814 align:center
TOPS, Dishwasher and Chevy
are gonna be playing too.
00:59:05.939 --> 00:59:08.275 align:center
That's great! You can read
from your Alanis book.
00:59:09.443 --> 00:59:11.487 align:center
Oh yeah, yeah I gotta write that.
00:59:36.011 --> 00:59:36.929 align:center
Hey.
00:59:52.694 --> 00:59:54.279 align:center
- How's your day?
- It was good.
00:59:54.404 --> 00:59:55.906 align:center
I just went grocery shopping,
00:59:56.156 --> 00:59:56.990 align:center
How was yours?
00:59:57.407 --> 00:59:58.283 align:center
It's good.
00:59:59.368 --> 01:00:00.536 align:center
I got Bone Patrol interview.
01:00:00.702 --> 01:00:01.954 align:center
I'm their publicist now.
01:00:03.956 --> 01:00:06.166 align:center
Aren't you supposed
to write a book?
01:00:06.875 --> 01:00:07.709 align:center
I can do both.
01:00:09.711 --> 01:00:10.546 align:center
Oh!
01:00:12.756 --> 01:00:13.632 align:center
Tada!
01:00:14.675 --> 01:00:16.385 align:center
I'm gonna have my own DJ night
01:00:16.635 --> 01:00:19.179 align:center
and I'm gonna only play music
that I love made by women.
01:00:19.847 --> 01:00:20.931 align:center
And the best part is that
01:00:21.265 --> 01:00:23.392 align:center
it starts on the first
day of my period!
01:00:23.851 --> 01:00:25.644 align:center
My God Madeline, this is amazing!
01:00:26.395 --> 01:00:27.646 align:center
Beyonce with a tampon!
01:00:27.855 --> 01:00:29.022 align:center
- I know! Ha!
- That's sick.
01:00:33.110 --> 01:00:38.615 align:center
Hey, uh, when are you gonna
pay me for, uh, July's rent?
01:00:40.325 --> 01:00:41.952 align:center
It's been over a week now, so...
01:01:30.417 --> 01:01:33.795 align:center
Wow! This is beautiful!
01:01:33.921 --> 01:01:35.380 align:center
Hey, sick, man!
01:01:35.714 --> 01:01:36.673 align:center
Oh my gosh!
01:01:37.382 --> 01:01:38.217 align:center
It's whatever.
01:01:39.134 --> 01:01:40.052 align:center
Take a seat.
01:01:47.726 --> 01:01:48.602 align:center
- You recording?
- Yeah.
01:01:50.938 --> 01:01:55.442 align:center
Okay. This is off my, uh,
solo thing that been working on.
01:01:55.734 --> 01:01:57.110 align:center
I don't know, it's whatever.
It's stupid.
01:01:57.778 --> 01:01:59.029 align:center
It's called Korean Supermarket.
01:02:04.576 --> 01:02:09.581 align:center
Korean supermarket
01:02:13.085 --> 01:02:17.089 align:center
I got a nice whip
I gotta park it
01:02:20.842 --> 01:02:27.266 align:center
Gochujang is my favorite thing
At the
01:02:28.016 --> 01:02:32.062 align:center
Korean supermarket
01:02:35.732 --> 01:02:39.653 align:center
The entrance
It's got a big red carpet
01:02:43.073 --> 01:02:48.161 align:center
Cashier is kind
But sincere
01:02:48.412 --> 01:02:52.082 align:center
And I'm hopin'
01:02:52.249 --> 01:02:56.586 align:center
That I got enough in my pocket
01:02:56.712 --> 01:03:01.425 align:center
Down 'cause I'm broke up
On good coke, and I
01:03:06.388 --> 01:03:11.143 align:center
Korean supermarket
01:03:11.268 --> 01:03:14.646 align:center
Supermarket, supermarket
01:03:14.771 --> 01:03:18.150 align:center
Supermarket, supermarket
01:03:18.275 --> 01:03:20.986 align:center
Supermarket
01:03:21.820 --> 01:03:27.075 align:center
So many choices
You gotta love it
01:03:27.200 --> 01:03:32.539 align:center
At the Korean supermarket
01:03:33.999 --> 01:03:36.335 align:center
I love
01:03:36.793 --> 01:03:38.045 align:center
That was pretty shit but.
01:03:38.211 --> 01:03:39.254 align:center
That was amazing!
01:03:40.714 --> 01:03:41.673 align:center
Thanks.
01:03:48.430 --> 01:03:51.516 align:center
Um, we should totally
have sex here sometime.
01:03:51.641 --> 01:03:52.601 align:center
I love getting caught.
01:03:56.188 --> 01:03:57.189 align:center
Can you...
01:03:58.732 --> 01:03:59.691 align:center
can you just be chill?
01:04:01.777 --> 01:04:02.652 align:center
I'm chill.
01:04:03.153 --> 01:04:05.655 align:center
No, you're-you're not,
you're not chill.
01:04:10.535 --> 01:04:11.912 align:center
You need to calm down
01:04:13.872 --> 01:04:15.207 align:center
You're not very chill, Grace
01:04:16.500 --> 01:04:17.834 align:center
You gotta calm your farm
01:04:19.211 --> 01:04:20.837 align:center
Oh, take a chill pill
01:04:20.962 --> 01:04:24.800 align:center
Take a chill, chill pill
Take a chill pill, chill, chill, chill
01:04:29.888 --> 01:04:33.183 align:center
- Hey, stop eating my bread!
- I'm-I'm sorry.
01:04:35.102 --> 01:04:35.936 align:center
I didn't mean to.
01:04:36.061 --> 01:04:38.480 align:center
Also, you owe me
two months of rent.
01:04:38.605 --> 01:04:40.857 align:center
So when are you gonna pay?
01:04:42.025 --> 01:04:43.068 align:center
No, yeah, no...
01:04:44.486 --> 01:04:46.071 align:center
Honestly, I just, I have, um...
01:04:47.239 --> 01:04:50.617 align:center
I have a negative
bank balance of $700.
01:04:51.368 --> 01:04:53.870 align:center
But I have this big cheque
coming in from my old job.
01:04:54.496 --> 01:04:56.498 align:center
And I swear, as soon as I get it
I will pay you back!
01:04:57.040 --> 01:04:58.542 align:center
Just gimme the money
as soon as you can.
01:04:58.875 --> 01:04:59.709 align:center
I will!
01:04:59.835 --> 01:05:01.253 align:center
Yeah, of course I will!
01:05:03.672 --> 01:05:05.006 align:center
What are you, what are
you up to tonight?
01:05:05.298 --> 01:05:08.552 align:center
There's, um, this loft party at
Torn that you should come to.
01:05:08.677 --> 01:05:10.178 align:center
Yeah. I'm reading something.
01:05:10.637 --> 01:05:14.349 align:center
You know I can't tonight
'cause my DJ night is tonight.
01:05:14.766 --> 01:05:16.184 align:center
Fuck! It's tonight?
01:05:16.518 --> 01:05:17.477 align:center
You're not coming to my night?
01:05:17.602 --> 01:05:18.812 align:center
Madeline, of course I'm
coming to your night.
01:05:18.937 --> 01:05:19.980 align:center
It's gonna be amazing!
01:05:20.439 --> 01:05:21.773 align:center
I'll come right after I read.
01:05:25.068 --> 01:05:26.778 align:center
First new message.
01:05:27.154 --> 01:05:28.738 align:center
Hey Grace, Phoebe here.
01:05:29.030 --> 01:05:30.740 align:center
What's going on
with your draft?
01:05:31.032 --> 01:05:32.451 align:center
You stopped answering my emails.
01:05:35.495 --> 01:05:37.831 align:center
So, who was your first girlfriend?
01:05:38.582 --> 01:05:42.210 align:center
Oh, um, I was 14,
01:05:42.502 --> 01:05:44.421 align:center
but it wasn't like a
typical relationship
01:05:44.546 --> 01:05:46.423 align:center
'cause, um, she's older.
01:05:47.257 --> 01:05:49.092 align:center
Oh, how much older?
01:05:50.260 --> 01:05:51.928 align:center
I was in grade nine,
she was in grade twelve.
01:05:53.054 --> 01:05:54.389 align:center
But it's, like, cool.
01:05:54.514 --> 01:05:58.351 align:center
It was cool that, like, it happened.
01:05:59.227 --> 01:06:01.313 align:center
It's just, it got really complicated
01:06:01.438 --> 01:06:02.772 align:center
when she went to college.
01:06:05.692 --> 01:06:06.651 align:center
Shannon.
01:06:07.527 --> 01:06:08.653 align:center
Shannon.
01:06:11.490 --> 01:06:12.699 align:center
Are you excited to
read from your book?
01:06:13.992 --> 01:06:15.994 align:center
Yeah, I think that writing is hard
and that no one should do it.
01:06:17.954 --> 01:06:19.581 align:center
Yeah, how long did
you write for, um,
01:06:20.499 --> 01:06:21.791 align:center
that magazine for,
what was it called?
01:06:22.626 --> 01:06:23.460 align:center
- Merch?
- Yeah.
01:06:23.585 --> 01:06:24.419 align:center
About a year.
01:06:25.921 --> 01:06:26.838 align:center
It's weird though, I--
01:06:27.130 --> 01:06:28.673 align:center
I went on the website
last night and...
01:06:29.925 --> 01:06:31.051 align:center
all my articles are gone.
01:06:31.301 --> 01:06:32.260 align:center
What the fuck?
01:06:32.677 --> 01:06:35.597 align:center
Yeah, so there's like 400
articles that I wrote
01:06:35.722 --> 01:06:37.057 align:center
that no one can read.
01:06:37.891 --> 01:06:39.518 align:center
You wrote 400 articles in a year?
01:06:39.643 --> 01:06:42.646 align:center
Yeah, some like
investigative features,
01:06:42.896 --> 01:06:44.272 align:center
cultural criticism,
01:06:45.023 --> 01:06:46.191 align:center
political reporting,
01:06:47.943 --> 01:06:49.819 align:center
and I used to write about sex toys.
01:06:51.154 --> 01:06:52.113 align:center
For the music magazine?
01:06:52.239 --> 01:06:55.867 align:center
Yeah, the magazine decided
to fire the sex columnist
01:06:55.992 --> 01:06:57.452 align:center
and my boss asked me
to write a column
01:06:57.577 --> 01:07:00.080 align:center
where I reviewed
sex toys every week.
01:07:01.414 --> 01:07:02.290 align:center
Yeah.
01:07:03.917 --> 01:07:07.128 align:center
I, um, I also used to
have sex with my boss.
01:07:08.797 --> 01:07:09.965 align:center
- Oh.
- Yeah,
01:07:11.341 --> 01:07:14.302 align:center
but it's not like I like
loved it or anything.
01:07:14.427 --> 01:07:19.057 align:center
I just kind of felt like since
I agreed to do the column
01:07:19.182 --> 01:07:22.894 align:center
that I kind of brought
it on to myself.
01:07:26.106 --> 01:07:28.483 align:center
I'm sorry I just,
I don't know why I'm-I'm telling you this.
01:07:28.608 --> 01:07:30.610 align:center
- I just feel like maybe that's just--
- No, I'm sorry that it happened.
01:07:30.735 --> 01:07:32.445 align:center
It just sounds really shitty.
01:07:32.946 --> 01:07:33.780 align:center
I...
01:07:36.241 --> 01:07:38.910 align:center
I guess we've both been with people
who are older than us.
01:07:42.205 --> 01:07:45.000 align:center
Well, I'm totally over it now, so.
01:07:53.008 --> 01:07:56.344 align:center
Uh-oh. I'd say Torn Curtain
has a three-week loft span.
01:07:57.762 --> 01:07:58.597 align:center
How do you know?
01:07:58.722 --> 01:08:00.557 align:center
I've seen a lot of lofts
come and go in my time.
01:08:01.099 --> 01:08:02.767 align:center
When some space in a
warehouse becomes cool
01:08:02.892 --> 01:08:04.311 align:center
then McGill students find out.
01:08:04.561 --> 01:08:05.937 align:center
Next, the police come
and arrest everyone.
01:08:09.899 --> 01:08:12.611 align:center
Oh shit, I printed out my story.
01:08:12.736 --> 01:08:15.155 align:center
Do you think that I should be
reading it off my phone instead?
01:08:15.614 --> 01:08:16.448 align:center
Nobody cares.
01:08:17.282 --> 01:08:18.116 align:center
What?
01:08:18.992 --> 01:08:22.162 align:center
You just graduated to the third part
of my two-part system.
01:08:22.287 --> 01:08:25.832 align:center
Act casual, swag it out, nobody cares.
Nobody cares, Grace.
01:08:25.957 --> 01:08:27.500 align:center
Everybody here is
just like literally
01:08:28.001 --> 01:08:29.085 align:center
thinking about themselves.
01:08:30.045 --> 01:08:32.339 align:center
Wow, that is terrible advice.
01:08:32.922 --> 01:08:33.840 align:center
You got my text?
01:08:34.674 --> 01:08:35.800 align:center
Yeah, congrats.
01:08:36.009 --> 01:08:37.177 align:center
Hey, that was a massive dump.
01:08:37.719 --> 01:08:38.637 align:center
Hey, Chevy.
01:08:39.012 --> 01:08:39.929 align:center
No, not that one.
01:08:42.265 --> 01:08:45.352 align:center
The one about Jesse
possibly getting a bedbug
01:08:45.852 --> 01:08:46.728 align:center
from his Grindr date.
01:08:47.145 --> 01:08:48.563 align:center
Yeah, it's great that he got on that.
01:08:49.439 --> 01:08:50.857 align:center
- Hey!
- Grace!
01:08:56.279 --> 01:08:57.739 align:center
What's up with you
and the publicist, huh?
01:08:59.240 --> 01:09:00.158 align:center
What do you mean, Grace?
01:09:00.533 --> 01:09:01.409 align:center
Yeah.
01:09:02.369 --> 01:09:03.203 align:center
We're friends.
01:09:03.495 --> 01:09:04.537 align:center
Friends who like to fuck?
01:09:04.663 --> 01:09:05.497 align:center
What?
01:09:06.790 --> 01:09:07.666 align:center
Look dude...
01:09:10.085 --> 01:09:11.211 align:center
she's a cum dumpster.
01:09:13.546 --> 01:09:14.422 align:center
I...
01:09:16.091 --> 01:09:16.966 align:center
I gotta pee.
01:09:25.392 --> 01:09:26.267 align:center
So when do you go on?
01:09:27.060 --> 01:09:27.977 align:center
Oh, thank you.
01:09:28.728 --> 01:09:30.814 align:center
Well, they said because
I'm from Toronto,
01:09:30.939 --> 01:09:32.649 align:center
that, um, I should
be the headliner.
01:09:33.191 --> 01:09:37.153 align:center
Nice! You're like the
Bono of this loft party.
01:09:37.529 --> 01:09:40.073 align:center
Yeah, and you're like, the Edge.
01:09:41.241 --> 01:09:42.826 align:center
Yeah, I'm pretty scared to read.
01:09:42.951 --> 01:09:46.413 align:center
Hello, hi, wow, welcome back.
01:09:46.788 --> 01:09:48.832 align:center
Thanks for being present.
01:09:49.082 --> 01:09:53.461 align:center
Next up is, uh, Chevy
from Bones Patrol.
01:10:01.636 --> 01:10:02.554 align:center
It's just...
01:10:03.054 --> 01:10:04.013 align:center
it's just "Chevy."
01:10:04.764 --> 01:10:07.851 align:center
Uh, this one is, uh, new.
01:10:17.527 --> 01:10:18.445 align:center
Don't look at me.
01:10:20.321 --> 01:10:21.156 align:center
Quit it!
01:10:22.115 --> 01:10:23.116 align:center
Stop!
01:10:35.879 --> 01:10:37.839 align:center
I slept in my jeans
01:10:40.633 --> 01:10:42.260 align:center
Dark hair
01:10:43.052 --> 01:10:46.181 align:center
You over there
01:10:46.681 --> 01:10:48.725 align:center
In the shadows
01:10:50.310 --> 01:10:52.020 align:center
You're my shadow
01:10:53.980 --> 01:10:59.694 align:center
Why do I wake up
Seeing you next to me
01:11:01.196 --> 01:11:07.118 align:center
By the time you open your eyes...
01:11:08.828 --> 01:11:14.125 align:center
Grab your thigh
Move your body next to me
01:11:17.378 --> 01:11:18.963 align:center
Last time you open your eyes
01:11:20.799 --> 01:11:21.633 align:center
I'm gone
01:11:32.101 --> 01:11:34.646 align:center
Why do I wake up
01:11:46.533 --> 01:11:48.034 align:center
I just wanna be loved
01:11:49.160 --> 01:11:50.662 align:center
I just wanna be heard
01:11:52.705 --> 01:11:54.415 align:center
I want it all, Montreal.
01:11:55.208 --> 01:11:56.334 align:center
I want all of you
01:12:02.549 --> 01:12:03.383 align:center
Goodnight!
01:12:08.555 --> 01:12:11.599 align:center
Like we did on that day
01:12:13.810 --> 01:12:15.270 align:center
Let's dream again
01:12:15.395 --> 01:12:16.354 align:center
You're on after this.
01:12:16.479 --> 01:12:18.147 align:center
Do you know how you
want to be introduced?
01:12:24.404 --> 01:12:25.738 align:center
Think I'm gonna go
smoke a cigarette.
01:12:39.210 --> 01:12:40.044 align:center
Do you see me?
01:12:40.753 --> 01:12:42.088 align:center
Do I even exist to you?
01:12:45.008 --> 01:12:45.925 align:center
Yeah.
01:12:48.011 --> 01:12:52.473 align:center
- Yeah, it's just, it's like, confusing.
- What is confusing?
01:12:53.766 --> 01:12:56.811 align:center
I wanna see you, I do.
01:12:58.938 --> 01:13:03.318 align:center
I just, I don't even know
if I can be in my own body right now.
01:13:10.241 --> 01:13:11.492 align:center
Are all your songs about me?
01:13:11.701 --> 01:13:12.619 align:center
No.
01:13:15.622 --> 01:13:16.497 align:center
They're about me.
01:13:30.470 --> 01:13:34.307 align:center
Hey, uh, they, uh,
they called your name.
01:13:35.934 --> 01:13:36.893 align:center
Oh, well, I don't,
01:13:37.268 --> 01:13:39.187 align:center
I don't think I'm gonna read.
01:13:45.276 --> 01:13:47.528 align:center
- Hey, Archie.
- Hi, Chevy.
01:13:48.363 --> 01:13:50.406 align:center
Look, whatever you read is gonna
be just another little part
01:13:50.531 --> 01:13:51.532 align:center
of everyone's meaningless lives.
01:13:51.658 --> 01:13:53.534 align:center
But for you, this could
be a really big part.
01:13:54.243 --> 01:13:57.664 align:center
I think, I think whether
you read at this loft party
01:13:57.789 --> 01:14:00.833 align:center
is like a defining moment.
01:14:02.877 --> 01:14:05.129 align:center
Yeah, I have like one
beer at my house.
01:14:10.301 --> 01:14:12.387 align:center
Um... Yeah.
01:14:12.845 --> 01:14:14.263 align:center
I think I'm gonna leave, okay?
01:14:15.348 --> 01:14:17.266 align:center
Thank you so much
for coming with me.
01:14:21.354 --> 01:14:22.271 align:center
Have a good night.
01:14:24.273 --> 01:14:25.108 align:center
Wait!
01:14:27.610 --> 01:14:28.486 align:center
Wassup?
01:14:35.076 --> 01:14:37.328 align:center
Ow! I mean the word
overrated is overrated.
01:14:37.453 --> 01:14:38.329 align:center
I guess.
01:14:39.998 --> 01:14:40.957 align:center
Hey, Jesse!
01:14:41.082 --> 01:14:42.208 align:center
What's up roomy?
01:14:42.333 --> 01:14:43.459 align:center
Yo, yo, yo.
01:14:44.919 --> 01:14:46.087 align:center
I didn't know you
guys were roommates.
01:14:46.713 --> 01:14:48.548 align:center
Yeah. Yeah, when Chevy
brings girls over,
01:14:48.673 --> 01:14:49.924 align:center
I sleep in the van.
01:14:50.216 --> 01:14:51.217 align:center
How's the puzzle going?
01:14:51.551 --> 01:14:53.094 align:center
- It's going good.
- It looks good.
01:14:53.678 --> 01:14:55.346 align:center
- More like the purple ones up here.
- Yeah.
01:14:55.471 --> 01:14:57.640 align:center
Hey Chevy, are we having a beer?
01:14:59.350 --> 01:15:00.309 align:center
Yeah.
01:15:00.977 --> 01:15:01.936 align:center
- Cool.
- Now?
01:15:02.353 --> 01:15:03.229 align:center
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
01:15:05.106 --> 01:15:06.024 align:center
Bye, Jesse.
01:15:07.734 --> 01:15:08.609 align:center
Bye.
01:15:12.071 --> 01:15:13.072 align:center
Whoa!
01:15:16.284 --> 01:15:17.118 align:center
What happened here?
01:15:17.243 --> 01:15:19.203 align:center
Fucking Jesse found a
bedbug when he came back
01:15:19.328 --> 01:15:20.288 align:center
from his Grindr date.
01:15:20.496 --> 01:15:21.956 align:center
Huh, it's good that he's on that.
01:15:22.331 --> 01:15:24.500 align:center
For sure, it's really good.
01:15:25.334 --> 01:15:28.046 align:center
Anyways, we're supposed to
put all our shit into bags
01:15:28.171 --> 01:15:29.547 align:center
to smother the bugs.
01:15:32.759 --> 01:15:33.718 align:center
Whoa, oh!
01:15:34.385 --> 01:15:37.346 align:center
- Do you have bedbugs?
- Trust me, I don't.
01:15:37.805 --> 01:15:41.476 align:center
"All bedbugs mate by
traumatic insemination.
01:15:41.601 --> 01:15:43.644 align:center
"Female bedbugs possess
a reproductive track
01:15:43.770 --> 01:15:45.897 align:center
"that functions
during oviposition,
01:15:46.481 --> 01:15:50.735 align:center
"but the male does not use this
tract for sperm insemination.
01:15:52.779 --> 01:15:54.989 align:center
"Instead, the male pierces
the female's abdomen
01:15:55.114 --> 01:15:56.741 align:center
"with his hypodermic penis
01:15:56.991 --> 01:15:59.410 align:center
"and ejaculates into
the body cavity."
01:17:14.527 --> 01:17:16.362 align:center
Just, just one second.
01:17:16.737 --> 01:17:17.613 align:center
Okay.
01:17:31.586 --> 01:17:32.420 align:center
And there it goes.
01:17:45.349 --> 01:17:46.350 align:center
Why are you laughing?
01:17:46.767 --> 01:17:48.394 align:center
I'm sorry.
01:17:50.229 --> 01:17:51.981 align:center
My-my dick just won't
get hard for you.
01:17:55.401 --> 01:17:56.319 align:center
Maybe next time.
01:17:59.155 --> 01:18:00.156 align:center
Maybe next time?!
01:18:08.289 --> 01:18:10.333 align:center
You should go down on
me and make me cum.
01:18:21.719 --> 01:18:22.762 align:center
Make yourself cum.
01:18:49.121 --> 01:18:51.040 align:center
Stupid fucking shoe.
01:18:52.792 --> 01:18:54.293 align:center
Fucky fuck this fuckiness!
01:18:56.337 --> 01:18:57.171 align:center
Fuck!
01:18:58.714 --> 01:19:00.007 align:center
Oh my God, Grace!
01:19:00.132 --> 01:19:01.884 align:center
Go to fucking sleep!
01:19:04.804 --> 01:19:06.430 align:center
First new message.
01:19:06.847 --> 01:19:08.683 align:center
Hey Grace, I wanted
to let you know
01:19:08.808 --> 01:19:11.560 align:center
that we will not be moving
forward with your edition
01:19:11.686 --> 01:19:13.145 align:center
of "Jagged Little Pill."
01:19:13.896 --> 01:19:16.107 align:center
Your lack of communication
made it very frustrating
01:19:16.232 --> 01:19:17.692 align:center
for me to work with
you as an editor.
01:19:18.442 --> 01:19:20.569 align:center
I'm gonna forward you an
email from our lawyers
01:19:20.695 --> 01:19:22.154 align:center
terminating your contract
01:19:22.530 --> 01:19:24.156 align:center
and you'll need to pay
back our advance.
01:19:24.782 --> 01:19:25.658 align:center
Thank you.
01:20:02.320 --> 01:20:04.864 align:center
Grace, what's wrong?
01:20:05.364 --> 01:20:06.532 align:center
It's 3:00 AM right now.
01:20:07.241 --> 01:20:10.619 align:center
I fucking wasted my summer
on a fucking idiot!
01:20:11.203 --> 01:20:13.122 align:center
I told you he was the
worst guy in Montreal.
01:20:21.255 --> 01:20:22.923 align:center
Hey, he came to my
DJ night, okay?
01:20:24.133 --> 01:20:25.217 align:center
He's the only one who came.
01:20:25.343 --> 01:20:26.427 align:center
Oh shit.
01:20:28.137 --> 01:20:29.096 align:center
How'd it go?
01:20:31.432 --> 01:20:33.225 align:center
Grace, you treat people like shit.
01:20:34.143 --> 01:20:35.353 align:center
You've eaten my groceries
01:20:35.478 --> 01:20:38.647 align:center
and borrowed my
clothes without asking.
01:20:40.024 --> 01:20:40.900 align:center
We're not friends.
01:20:41.150 --> 01:20:42.485 align:center
How can you say that?
01:20:43.819 --> 01:20:45.363 align:center
What part of Quebec
am I from, Grace?
01:20:47.073 --> 01:20:48.115 align:center
Jean de la Rivière.
01:20:49.575 --> 01:20:50.451 align:center
No.
01:20:52.661 --> 01:20:54.872 align:center
- I don't understand.
- I know you didn't understand.
01:20:54.997 --> 01:20:56.957 align:center
Hey, you owe me
two months of rent!
01:20:57.166 --> 01:20:59.335 align:center
If I don't get your
half by next week,
01:21:00.127 --> 01:21:02.963 align:center
all this dirty ass shit
is going on St. Urbain.
01:21:03.089 --> 01:21:04.090 align:center
Wait, what? What?
01:21:28.072 --> 01:21:29.949 align:center
Sorry, we can go
soon I'm just,
01:21:30.116 --> 01:21:32.701 align:center
I'm looking for my
Strokes T-shirt.
01:21:32.827 --> 01:21:33.786 align:center
Oh, is this it?
01:21:33.994 --> 01:21:36.497 align:center
No, no, no don't touch that.
01:21:37.373 --> 01:21:38.249 align:center
Oh.
01:21:41.293 --> 01:21:42.211 align:center
Wow.
01:21:42.420 --> 01:21:43.337 align:center
A dolphin.
01:21:45.798 --> 01:21:47.299 align:center
Yeah, I got it at work.
01:21:47.425 --> 01:21:49.343 align:center
Right, you reviewed
it for the column.
01:21:50.094 --> 01:21:50.970 align:center
What'd you give it?
01:21:51.303 --> 01:21:53.347 align:center
Um, five stars.
01:21:54.515 --> 01:21:55.766 align:center
Yep, can I, um,
can I get it back?
01:21:55.891 --> 01:21:57.351 align:center
- Wait.
- Okay.
01:21:58.644 --> 01:21:59.895 align:center
What does the dolphin do?
01:22:02.106 --> 01:22:08.571 align:center
Well, it is, um, like a
rabbit-style vibrator,
01:22:08.696 --> 01:22:10.156 align:center
so you like, um...
01:22:10.281 --> 01:22:14.660 align:center
insert it, obviously, and, um,
the switch makes the, yeah,
01:22:14.785 --> 01:22:16.662 align:center
penis part go faster
01:22:16.787 --> 01:22:20.082 align:center
and, um, rotates the weird beads.
01:22:21.417 --> 01:22:24.128 align:center
Oh and you can also control
the dolphin for like the, um,
01:22:25.296 --> 01:22:26.380 align:center
the clitoris.
01:22:33.929 --> 01:22:37.683 align:center
I, um, have oral herpes,
01:22:37.808 --> 01:22:40.019 align:center
that's why I'm celibate.
01:22:42.396 --> 01:22:43.856 align:center
Oh, okay.
01:22:45.733 --> 01:22:48.527 align:center
Um, how did, how
did you get it?
01:22:53.574 --> 01:22:58.162 align:center
Yeah, dated this French girl at Concordia.
She cheated on me.
01:22:59.705 --> 01:23:00.873 align:center
And six months later
01:23:01.957 --> 01:23:03.626 align:center
I went on OK Cupid
and hooked up with this girl
01:23:03.751 --> 01:23:05.920 align:center
who gave me oral herpes right
before she went to Amsterdam.
01:23:06.378 --> 01:23:07.254 align:center
I was like...
01:23:07.922 --> 01:23:09.340 align:center
"Hey, thanks for
giving me herpes,
01:23:09.465 --> 01:23:10.508 align:center
"enjoy Anne Frank's house."
01:23:16.722 --> 01:23:17.723 align:center
Please don't make fun of me.
01:23:18.807 --> 01:23:19.975 align:center
I'm not gonna make fun of you.
01:23:20.643 --> 01:23:22.895 align:center
I think having oral herpes
is like very punk rock.
01:23:23.020 --> 01:23:24.939 align:center
Okay! I find it very
hard to communicate,
01:23:25.231 --> 01:23:28.526 align:center
like genuine thoughts and emotions,
01:23:28.651 --> 01:23:34.198 align:center
but, um, I think I
might have... feelings?
01:23:36.158 --> 01:23:38.327 align:center
We have fake conversations.
01:23:38.452 --> 01:23:42.081 align:center
I'll be at the grocery store
wondering what your favorite melon is.
01:23:42.748 --> 01:23:46.043 align:center
Yeah, that's a legitimate
thought I had recently.
01:23:46.460 --> 01:23:49.088 align:center
Or, or I'll, I'll picture us
at an all-inclusive resort
01:23:49.213 --> 01:23:50.548 align:center
with our kids going like,
01:23:50.673 --> 01:23:52.299 align:center
"Hey, go to the play center,
01:23:52.424 --> 01:23:53.926 align:center
"mommy and daddy need
their alone time."
01:23:54.051 --> 01:23:55.511 align:center
And then we'll drink daiquiris
01:23:55.636 --> 01:23:57.721 align:center
and-and I'll like rub suntan lotion
01:23:57.846 --> 01:23:59.640 align:center
into your beautiful freckled shoulders
01:23:59.765 --> 01:24:02.726 align:center
and I will feel just
so fucking alive.
01:24:10.276 --> 01:24:11.235 align:center
Cantaloupe.
01:24:13.070 --> 01:24:13.946 align:center
What?
01:24:14.572 --> 01:24:16.031 align:center
Favorite melon
is a cantaloupe.
01:24:21.412 --> 01:24:22.788 align:center
That's a sick melon.
01:24:27.084 --> 01:24:32.006 align:center
I-I-I don't think that I can
date two guys in the same band.
01:24:32.673 --> 01:24:34.341 align:center
Things with Chevy are just like...
01:24:43.017 --> 01:24:44.560 align:center
Chevy called you a cum dumpster.
01:24:46.145 --> 01:24:47.062 align:center
What?
01:24:48.939 --> 01:24:51.233 align:center
At the loft party you didn't read at,
he called you a cum dumpster.
01:24:54.653 --> 01:24:56.113 align:center
I'm sorry, I shouldn't
have repeated that.
01:24:56.238 --> 01:24:58.240 align:center
It's like some gross shit
people in Alberta say.
01:24:58.365 --> 01:24:59.867 align:center
Archie, just get the
fuck outta my room!
01:24:59.992 --> 01:25:00.951 align:center
Okay, sorry!
01:25:05.956 --> 01:25:06.790 align:center
Archie, wait.
01:25:17.301 --> 01:25:18.510 align:center
I need my vibrator back.
01:25:20.512 --> 01:25:21.388 align:center
Okay.
01:25:47.539 --> 01:25:49.166 align:center
Hey, pretty little French girl!
01:25:59.093 --> 01:26:00.969 align:center
So, who's the next
birthday in the family?
01:26:01.095 --> 01:26:02.721 align:center
It's me!
01:26:03.972 --> 01:26:05.057 align:center
Happy 49, Mom.
01:26:06.475 --> 01:26:07.976 align:center
I'm 42 US.
01:26:09.895 --> 01:26:10.938 align:center
Thank you.
01:26:14.358 --> 01:26:15.567 align:center
Why's the pool green?
01:26:23.033 --> 01:26:24.368 align:center
I really appreciate
the catering work,
01:26:24.493 --> 01:26:27.871 align:center
but I have like, a negative
bank balance of $1,200,
01:26:28.414 --> 01:26:29.707 align:center
and I have to pay
back my advance,
01:26:29.832 --> 01:26:33.001 align:center
and I have to pay my roommate
back for two months of rent.
01:26:33.711 --> 01:26:35.254 align:center
She said she's gonna throw
my stuff out on the street.
01:26:36.088 --> 01:26:38.590 align:center
And I feel bad for you honey,
01:26:38.716 --> 01:26:42.720 align:center
but your father and I have
to save money right now
01:26:43.262 --> 01:26:45.389 align:center
for the D-I-V-O-R-C-E.
01:26:45.514 --> 01:26:47.349 align:center
Mom, you don't have
to whisper, okay?
01:26:47.474 --> 01:26:48.392 align:center
He's in the basement.
01:26:52.396 --> 01:26:55.274 align:center
Make that pig pay you
the $4,000 he owes you.
01:26:55.399 --> 01:26:56.608 align:center
Go to the Merge office.
01:26:57.693 --> 01:26:59.528 align:center
Your father can drive
you to the Go Station.
01:27:23.677 --> 01:27:24.636 align:center
Do you want a rock?
01:27:27.055 --> 01:27:28.015 align:center
Sure.
01:27:36.023 --> 01:27:36.899 align:center
Here.
01:27:45.240 --> 01:27:46.074 align:center
Thanks.
01:27:51.038 --> 01:27:53.665 align:center
Mission of Burma, Interpol,
fucking Primus, right?
01:27:53.791 --> 01:27:54.625 align:center
- Gang of Four, Ween.
- Yeah.
01:27:54.750 --> 01:27:56.335 align:center
- Ween, fucking Ween.
- Right?
01:27:56.460 --> 01:27:58.420 align:center
- You don't get Ween without Pere Ubu.
- No.
01:27:58.545 --> 01:27:59.505 align:center
Pere Ubu sucks.
01:28:01.215 --> 01:28:04.802 align:center
Whoa, is that Grace fucking Pine?
01:28:05.803 --> 01:28:06.762 align:center
Yeah, hi Grace,
01:28:07.805 --> 01:28:09.640 align:center
to what do we owe the pleasure?
01:28:10.057 --> 01:28:11.058 align:center
I need to talk to you.
01:28:11.767 --> 01:28:13.393 align:center
Uh, yeah, well we're just,
01:28:13.519 --> 01:28:15.771 align:center
we're kind of about to do a
meeting in like less than ten--
01:28:15.896 --> 01:28:17.272 align:center
But I need to talk
to you right now.
01:28:19.441 --> 01:28:22.986 align:center
Yeah, okay, uh, okay, uh,
uh, we'll talk in my office.
01:28:27.241 --> 01:28:28.283 align:center
How's it going?
01:28:29.451 --> 01:28:32.412 align:center
I thought we already
processed your invoice.
01:28:36.375 --> 01:28:37.251 align:center
Well, you didn't.
01:28:38.418 --> 01:28:40.295 align:center
Yeah, pretty sure we did.
01:28:40.754 --> 01:28:41.755 align:center
No, you didn't.
01:28:42.089 --> 01:28:43.090 align:center
Okay.
01:28:49.054 --> 01:28:50.556 align:center
Hey, how's working with Phoebe?
01:28:53.267 --> 01:28:54.518 align:center
Well, um, I...
01:28:56.645 --> 01:28:58.230 align:center
I-I couldn't...
01:28:58.564 --> 01:28:59.815 align:center
I couldn't write the book.
01:29:00.983 --> 01:29:01.984 align:center
Yeah.
01:29:06.655 --> 01:29:08.031 align:center
I-I really hope that
you're not telling people
01:29:08.156 --> 01:29:09.825 align:center
that you, like, got me a
book deal or something
01:29:09.950 --> 01:29:13.245 align:center
'cause like, you're not
my mentor or my friend.
01:29:13.370 --> 01:29:16.582 align:center
And, um, actually you,
like, kind of exploited me
01:29:17.541 --> 01:29:20.168 align:center
and then you treated me
like a piece of shit.
01:29:20.669 --> 01:29:22.796 align:center
Well, no, I think,
01:29:23.630 --> 01:29:25.549 align:center
I'm pretty sure that you would
acknowledge a piece of shit
01:29:25.674 --> 01:29:26.842 align:center
before you flushed
it down the toilet.
01:29:26.967 --> 01:29:29.970 align:center
Oh, that's a pretty
indulgent metaphor, Grace.
01:29:31.221 --> 01:29:32.973 align:center
Can we find something
else to say there?
01:29:33.348 --> 01:29:34.725 align:center
Did you think it was hot,
01:29:34.850 --> 01:29:38.020 align:center
like you fucking me on
your desk at my job?
01:29:38.437 --> 01:29:40.606 align:center
Like, I have cum in my
hair in the meeting,
01:29:40.731 --> 01:29:43.066 align:center
like being treated
like an absolute joke?
01:29:44.526 --> 01:29:46.194 align:center
And you know what
the worst part is?
01:29:48.196 --> 01:29:50.824 align:center
Why the fuck are you still
wearing boot cut jeans?
01:29:54.786 --> 01:29:55.829 align:center
I need my cheque,
01:29:56.830 --> 01:29:59.124 align:center
and I need you to reinstate my
author page on the website.
01:30:00.042 --> 01:30:01.126 align:center
I wrote four hundred articles
01:30:01.251 --> 01:30:02.961 align:center
and some of them have got
to be worth something.
01:30:05.297 --> 01:30:06.256 align:center
I'm talented.
01:30:08.133 --> 01:30:09.676 align:center
I'm going to continue to write.
01:30:10.135 --> 01:30:12.179 align:center
And I'm gonna be very
successful without you.
01:30:15.515 --> 01:30:16.433 align:center
Okay.
01:30:19.144 --> 01:30:20.145 align:center
I thought,
01:30:21.480 --> 01:30:25.943 align:center
I thought this was the kink.
I thought it was hot for you.
01:30:28.153 --> 01:30:31.823 align:center
You're the one who
called me crying,
01:30:31.949 --> 01:30:34.242 align:center
begging me to reconsider
when I ended it.
01:30:36.036 --> 01:30:37.621 align:center
Well, I don't think
that I did like it.
01:30:43.460 --> 01:30:46.213 align:center
Okay, okay.
01:30:50.968 --> 01:30:54.805 align:center
I'm sorry it's taken me so
long to process your invoice.
01:30:58.225 --> 01:31:00.060 align:center
And I'm sorry about
the other thing too.
01:31:44.521 --> 01:31:45.856 align:center
Oh yeah, Bone Patrol.
01:31:46.648 --> 01:31:49.317 align:center
I read about these guys
in the Montreal Mirror.
01:31:49.526 --> 01:31:50.610 align:center
That was a neat series.
01:31:50.736 --> 01:31:51.778 align:center
Totally bipolar.
01:32:22.601 --> 01:32:23.727 align:center
Oh my God.
01:32:29.232 --> 01:32:30.275 align:center
Thank you for this.
01:32:31.318 --> 01:32:32.235 align:center
This is...
01:32:32.444 --> 01:32:34.029 align:center
this is not an excuse, um,
01:32:34.196 --> 01:32:37.741 align:center
but you are, um, very
cool and beautiful.
01:32:38.116 --> 01:32:40.619 align:center
So I didn't know why
you'd wanna be my friend.
01:32:41.995 --> 01:32:46.625 align:center
But you know I feel weird and
awkward all the time, right?
01:32:47.793 --> 01:32:49.377 align:center
But you know about,
like, deep house,
01:32:49.503 --> 01:32:51.421 align:center
and when you put your
hair up in a bun,
01:32:51.546 --> 01:32:54.549 align:center
it like looks like that.
01:32:55.509 --> 01:32:57.552 align:center
Yeah, that's because
I don't wash my hair.
01:32:57.761 --> 01:32:59.304 align:center
I'm fucking depressed.
01:33:00.972 --> 01:33:03.517 align:center
If it's okay, I think, um,
I would like to learn
01:33:03.642 --> 01:33:06.561 align:center
how to be like, um, like actual friends.
01:33:09.022 --> 01:33:09.898 align:center
Oui.
01:33:12.484 --> 01:33:14.653 align:center
We can be actual friends.
01:33:18.824 --> 01:33:19.699 align:center
I'm sorry.
01:33:19.991 --> 01:33:23.120 align:center
Awash sunset lies
01:33:23.286 --> 01:33:25.455 align:center
In an always sorry life
01:33:26.623 --> 01:33:28.500 align:center
Fuckin' ageless
01:33:29.459 --> 01:33:30.877 align:center
Sexless
01:33:31.002 --> 01:33:32.754 align:center
Locationless nights
01:33:39.803 --> 01:33:40.971 align:center
Fucking love you guys!
01:33:51.857 --> 01:33:54.192 align:center
You ever meet someone and
they scare the shit outta you?
01:33:54.317 --> 01:33:56.236 align:center
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
01:33:56.361 --> 01:33:57.863 align:center
This song's called
"Slept in My Jeans".
01:34:05.162 --> 01:34:06.621 align:center
I slept in my jeans
01:34:16.590 --> 01:34:20.010 align:center
I slept in
I, I slept in my jeans
01:34:30.687 --> 01:34:33.440 align:center
- Excuse me.
- What the fuck?!
01:34:36.818 --> 01:34:37.736 align:center
You okay?
01:34:38.028 --> 01:34:39.196 align:center
Play something!
01:34:40.113 --> 01:34:43.575 align:center
Um, Hugo, play
some fucking shit.
01:34:44.618 --> 01:34:46.328 align:center
Jesse, let's play in C.
01:34:55.629 --> 01:34:56.880 align:center
Look at all these beautiful faces.
01:34:57.088 --> 01:34:58.298 align:center
Oh yeah, beautiful.
01:34:59.007 --> 01:34:59.841 align:center
Let's go.
01:35:04.221 --> 01:35:06.806 align:center
Oh! Oh, I hate shots.
01:35:06.932 --> 01:35:07.974 align:center
I wanna take one again.
01:35:08.099 --> 01:35:09.226 align:center
Wassup, publicist?
01:35:09.517 --> 01:35:10.393 align:center
Oh.
01:35:10.769 --> 01:35:11.603 align:center
Hi.
01:35:14.606 --> 01:35:16.024 align:center
That was a great show, right?
01:35:17.734 --> 01:35:18.652 align:center
Yeah.
01:35:19.486 --> 01:35:22.030 align:center
A lot of people, like, came
01:35:25.242 --> 01:35:26.284 align:center
Archie though,
01:35:26.660 --> 01:35:28.495 align:center
like, what a fucking asshole.
01:35:29.621 --> 01:35:34.542 align:center
I just wanna say you
did a really good job
01:35:35.502 --> 01:35:38.421 align:center
with the whole writing
thing or whatever.
01:35:43.134 --> 01:35:44.219 align:center
I don't know what I want,
01:35:46.137 --> 01:35:48.390 align:center
but I do know that I don't know.
01:35:55.730 --> 01:35:57.107 align:center
Okay, okay, um...
01:36:00.068 --> 01:36:04.239 align:center
was that, uh, supposed to be
like a, like a romantic gesture?
01:36:05.448 --> 01:36:06.324 align:center
What?
01:36:06.449 --> 01:36:08.410 align:center
What are you trying to say?
01:36:08.952 --> 01:36:12.455 align:center
Because I feel exhausted
01:36:13.206 --> 01:36:15.709 align:center
and hurt and confused
every time you talk to me.
01:36:17.502 --> 01:36:18.461 align:center
Okay.
01:36:21.423 --> 01:36:22.465 align:center
Sorry, what?
01:36:23.425 --> 01:36:26.594 align:center
Chevy, I'm no longer into you.
01:36:27.470 --> 01:36:28.471 align:center
Okay?
01:36:28.972 --> 01:36:30.307 align:center
And with all due respect,
01:36:30.682 --> 01:36:31.558 align:center
fuck off!
01:36:39.524 --> 01:36:41.401 align:center
When you're a
22-year-old music critic,
01:36:41.526 --> 01:36:42.944 align:center
who happens to be female,
01:36:43.445 --> 01:36:45.822 align:center
you will spend a lot of
time in a semi-circle,
01:36:46.114 --> 01:36:48.033 align:center
standing on the periphery
of a conversation.
01:36:48.992 --> 01:36:51.036 align:center
This formation is common
for women in the arts.
01:36:54.039 --> 01:36:57.625 align:center
Standing next to you are six
bearded men in plaid shirts,
01:36:58.043 --> 01:36:59.794 align:center
arguing about which
album is better:
01:37:00.253 --> 01:37:01.713 align:center
Husker Du's Zen Arcade
01:37:01.838 --> 01:37:04.007 align:center
or The Minutemen's Double
Nickels on The Dime.
01:37:04.883 --> 01:37:07.052 align:center
They're all pretending
not to look at your boobs.
01:37:10.180 --> 01:37:13.391 align:center
You stupidly forgot your
semi-circle-camouflaging hoodie at home
01:37:13.725 --> 01:37:15.477 align:center
and your deep V from
American Apparel
01:37:15.602 --> 01:37:17.896 align:center
is really wrecking the
vibe for everyone today.
01:37:19.689 --> 01:37:21.399 align:center
Every so often there
is an opening,
01:37:21.983 --> 01:37:24.319 align:center
a rare pause where you're
allowed to interject
01:37:24.444 --> 01:37:27.072 align:center
with an enthusiastic nod or a laugh.
01:37:28.656 --> 01:37:30.825 align:center
Only once has someone
asked for your opinion
01:37:31.534 --> 01:37:32.786 align:center
and that moment made
your heart feel
01:37:32.911 --> 01:37:35.080 align:center
like a whole football
field of floodlights,
01:37:35.497 --> 01:37:37.040 align:center
slowly switching on at dusk.
01:37:39.417 --> 01:37:42.253 align:center
Validating the opinions and tastes
of men you don't agree with
01:37:42.379 --> 01:37:44.923 align:center
is how you've paid your rent
for the last five years.
01:37:45.799 --> 01:37:47.592 align:center
It's how you've gotten
boys to like you,
01:37:48.426 --> 01:37:49.886 align:center
it's how you've gained
attention from your dad
01:37:50.053 --> 01:37:51.388 align:center
who loves Steely Dan.
01:37:53.681 --> 01:37:54.599 align:center
These days,
01:37:55.016 --> 01:37:58.103 align:center
you cultivate the semi-circle's
tastes like a secret garden,
01:38:00.146 --> 01:38:02.273 align:center
having made your way
through Infinite Jest,
01:38:02.982 --> 01:38:04.651 align:center
Neutral Milk Hotel in concert,
01:38:05.568 --> 01:38:08.113 align:center
and all six Star Wars
movies on DVD.
01:38:10.615 --> 01:38:14.786 align:center
Because to stand outside the
semi-circle is to be unlikable,
01:38:15.745 --> 01:38:18.081 align:center
unfuckable, unemployed.
01:38:19.541 --> 01:38:21.543 align:center
It means forming your own
opinions about what matters
01:38:21.668 --> 01:38:24.045 align:center
and who knows what those
might even be, right?
01:38:25.755 --> 01:38:28.133 align:center
To be a woman who doesn't
need male approval.
01:38:29.926 --> 01:38:31.219 align:center
To live for yourself.
01:38:31.886 --> 01:38:33.888 align:center
To know what kind of person
you might want to become,
01:38:34.514 --> 01:38:36.641 align:center
without constantly worrying
about what men might think of you
01:38:36.766 --> 01:38:38.476 align:center
seems impossible at this moment.
01:38:39.769 --> 01:38:41.062 align:center
At least that's what you believe,
01:38:41.438 --> 01:38:44.941 align:center
as a 22-year-old music critic
who happens to be female,
01:38:45.733 --> 01:38:47.694 align:center
standing on the periphery
of a conversation,
01:38:48.695 --> 01:38:49.863 align:center
hoping to be let in.
01:38:55.535 --> 01:38:56.494 align:center
Thank you.
01:39:49.506 --> 01:39:52.509 align:center
Hi. I missed my train.
01:39:57.597 --> 01:39:58.556 align:center
It's big.
01:39:59.974 --> 01:40:00.934 align:center
It's disgusting.
01:40:03.686 --> 01:40:06.064 align:center
Can I, can I leave my
suitcase here while I wait?
01:40:07.690 --> 01:40:08.650 align:center
Chevy's not available?
01:40:09.484 --> 01:40:10.568 align:center
That cum dumpster? No.
01:40:14.322 --> 01:40:15.281 align:center
Good one.
01:40:16.407 --> 01:40:17.242 align:center
When are you leaving?
01:40:18.701 --> 01:40:21.496 align:center
Um, I think I'm gonna take
the midnight Megabus.
01:40:23.540 --> 01:40:24.666 align:center
Do you wanna go on an adventure?
01:40:26.084 --> 01:40:28.294 align:center
I have the keys to
the Bone Patrol van.
01:40:29.420 --> 01:40:30.588 align:center
I get to go in the van?
01:40:36.553 --> 01:40:39.347 align:center
I woke up again this morning
With the sun in my eyes
01:40:39.472 --> 01:40:42.225 align:center
When Mike came over
With the script surprise
01:40:42.392 --> 01:40:44.686 align:center
A mafioso story with a twist
01:40:45.228 --> 01:40:47.689 align:center
A "To Wong Foo,
Julie Newmar" hitch
01:40:47.814 --> 01:40:49.732 align:center
"Get your ass out of bed" he said
01:40:49.899 --> 01:40:51.359 align:center
"I'll explain it on the way"
01:40:52.694 --> 01:40:58.074 align:center
But we did nothing
Absolutely nothing that day
01:40:58.199 --> 01:40:59.242 align:center
And I said
01:40:59.409 --> 01:41:06.082 align:center
What the hell am I doing
Drinking in L.A. at twenty-six?
01:41:06.749 --> 01:41:08.876 align:center
Mind on my money and
My money on my mind
01:41:09.168 --> 01:41:10.378 align:center
Beer, beer
01:41:15.925 --> 01:41:17.343 align:center
All right, cross it off.
01:41:45.538 --> 01:41:48.458 align:center
You know, Toronto's
gonna be exactly the same
01:41:48.583 --> 01:41:49.876 align:center
except with no French people.
01:41:51.419 --> 01:41:52.253 align:center
Yeah.
01:41:53.546 --> 01:41:57.425 align:center
So stay. Learn French.
01:42:00.178 --> 01:42:02.930 align:center
Yeah, I think I have a few things
to figure out in Toronto first.
01:42:07.935 --> 01:42:08.895 align:center
Okay, new term:
01:42:09.937 --> 01:42:11.314 align:center
"Moving to Toronto."
01:42:12.273 --> 01:42:13.566 align:center
It's when you get your shit together.
01:42:14.400 --> 01:42:16.361 align:center
Like when I got my vape,
01:42:16.778 --> 01:42:18.571 align:center
I really moved my weed to Toronto.
01:42:36.381 --> 01:42:37.799 align:center
Okay, this is my favorite song.
01:43:34.814 --> 01:43:35.690 align:center
Are you sure?
01:43:39.444 --> 01:43:40.695 align:center
You might get oral herpes.
01:45:18.125 --> 01:45:19.210 align:center
Oh my God!