WEBVTT 01:31.697 --> 01:32.865 What's up Toronto? 01:35.326 --> 01:36.660 We're Islands from Montreal. 01:39.955 --> 01:45.210 I've put on 01:47.004 --> 01:53.552 Something you can't switch off 01:56.347 --> 01:59.850 I hope I don't cry 01:59.975 --> 02:03.646 I know I will And you know how it feels 02:03.937 --> 02:07.608 On the north side On the south side 02:07.733 --> 02:10.194 They sing along when you switch on 02:10.319 --> 02:14.114 Hey, we were wondering: what are you writing? 02:14.657 --> 02:16.241 Oh, I'm like, I'm reviewing the show. 02:16.533 --> 02:17.368 Oh cool! 02:17.493 --> 02:18.369 Yeah, I'm a music critic. 02:19.119 --> 02:19.995 Awesome. 02:24.208 --> 02:27.086 To be a fan of Islands is to be a fan of Montreal, 02:27.711 --> 02:30.839 a city in Quebec that's become the most exciting place in the world 02:30.964 --> 02:31.924 for indie rock. 02:32.716 --> 02:35.219 It's the city where Arcade Fire created "Funeral". 02:35.552 --> 02:37.137 Where up and coming artists like Grimes 02:37.262 --> 02:39.264 and Mac DeMarco spent $300 a month 02:39.390 --> 02:41.100 to record albums in their bedrooms. 02:42.101 --> 02:43.811 As the mythos of Montreal grew, 02:44.061 --> 02:46.355 journalists began calling it the new Seattle. 02:47.231 --> 02:49.525 It's dreamy to think about a French city full of musicians 02:49.650 --> 02:51.777 who exist solely on bagels and cigarettes, 02:52.444 --> 02:54.988 all living in inexpensive, glorious apartments 02:55.114 --> 02:55.989 steps away from the venues 02:56.115 --> 02:58.325 where they play epic concerts late into the night. 03:06.500 --> 03:08.252 And it's not even a contest. 03:08.377 --> 03:11.296 "Zen Arcade" is Husker Du's best album by far! 03:11.422 --> 03:13.882 - It's a post hardcore fucking masterpiece! - You're dead inside. 03:14.007 --> 03:15.884 I personally prefer "Flip Your Wig". 03:16.009 --> 03:17.261 Oh, said no one fucking 03:17.386 --> 03:18.220 - ever in the history of modern-- - Oh my God, you don't know 03:18.345 --> 03:19.471 what it means to be a sellout 03:19.596 --> 03:21.348 - because you are a fucking sellout! - Totally. 03:21.974 --> 03:24.518 Yeah, like their song, um, "Double Nickels on the Dime." 03:26.395 --> 03:27.312 That's the Minutemen. 03:27.438 --> 03:28.439 Yeah. 03:29.982 --> 03:30.899 Anyway, back to you 03:31.024 --> 03:32.192 - about being a sellout. - I am not a sellout. 03:35.195 --> 03:36.238 Amazing Grace, 03:36.572 --> 03:43.245 I, um, I fucking loved your Islands article, so good. 03:43.370 --> 03:44.580 Super, super good. 03:44.913 --> 03:48.083 Um, did you actually do coke with that guy? 03:48.751 --> 03:50.502 Everyone wants to do cocaine with me, Jeff. 03:50.627 --> 03:52.004 Oh, of course, of course. 03:52.129 --> 03:53.547 Why wouldn't they, they're only human. 03:54.214 --> 03:55.174 Yeah. 05:17.548 --> 05:19.216 You've overpacked, just take something out. 05:19.341 --> 05:20.801 Mom, I did not overpack! 05:20.926 --> 05:22.344 And now we're gonna miss your bus. 05:22.469 --> 05:24.096 - No, we're not. - It's okay. 05:24.638 --> 05:27.099 I just don't understand why you have to move to Montreal. 05:27.224 --> 05:28.141 You're not even French. 05:28.267 --> 05:29.393 I'm gonna write a book this summer. 05:29.768 --> 05:31.186 Yeah, with what money? 05:31.395 --> 05:33.647 Mom, you don't have to understand everything that I do, okay. 05:33.772 --> 05:35.440 Sometimes I am just doing things. 05:35.566 --> 05:38.402 1954 was a turning point for Miles Davis. 05:38.902 --> 05:40.988 Inspired by his hero Sugar Ray Robinson, 05:41.113 --> 05:43.699 Davis decided it was finally time to quit heroin. 05:44.157 --> 05:46.952 After a touring engagement with bebop drummer Max Roach, 05:47.077 --> 05:49.121 - Davis took-- - See you later, Dad. 05:49.663 --> 05:50.539 Oh yeah. 05:53.250 --> 05:54.126 Love you, Dad. 05:55.419 --> 05:56.295 Bye! 05:57.421 --> 05:58.380 Au revoir. 06:06.847 --> 06:07.723 Phew. 06:11.935 --> 06:13.145 Do you think I have time to just go back in? 06:13.270 --> 06:14.271 No, we do not. 06:14.396 --> 06:16.690 You can buy bras, you can buy underwear. 06:25.115 --> 06:25.991 Okay. 06:26.658 --> 06:28.619 Bag, trunk. 06:36.543 --> 06:38.170 - Thank you. - For you. Okay. 06:38.295 --> 06:40.213 - Goodbye, I love you so much. - Bye. Love you. 06:40.339 --> 06:41.381 - You have a good time in Montreal. - Okay, 06:41.506 --> 06:43.216 - I gotta go, I gotta go. - Call me. Call me. 06:43.467 --> 06:44.301 Okay. 06:48.388 --> 06:49.556 - Hello! - Hi! 07:50.575 --> 07:52.494 And, uh, what made you decide to move? 07:54.204 --> 07:55.956 To get away from certain sort of 07:56.081 --> 07:58.000 stifling negative environments that I had been in. 07:58.125 --> 07:59.835 I lived in Toronto on my own for a couple years, 07:59.960 --> 08:02.170 just to learn whatever it is you learn when you're on your own 08:02.713 --> 08:03.588 and I grew personally, 08:03.714 --> 08:06.591 which I think sort of had quite a bit to do with, 08:06.717 --> 08:08.802 with why the record is the way that it is. 08:56.266 --> 08:57.225 Thank you! 10:00.330 --> 10:03.333 Oh my God, Mom, stop giving me these stupid rocks. 10:22.310 --> 10:24.312 It's like this? Like this? Right? 10:24.437 --> 10:25.480 Right? 10:25.605 --> 10:27.607 Oh my God, I'm not sure! 10:37.701 --> 10:38.618 Oh shit! 10:39.369 --> 10:40.829 Ah, fuck. 11:11.318 --> 11:13.028 - Hi. - Hey, Madeline. 11:13.737 --> 11:14.696 How was the bus? 11:15.155 --> 11:16.323 Um, long. 11:18.116 --> 11:19.993 Yeah, this is, uh, this is my, um... 11:24.456 --> 11:26.416 - That's me. - Nice, nice, nice, eh? 11:34.799 --> 11:36.760 Well, are you hungry? 11:38.345 --> 11:39.221 Oh, yes. 11:41.139 --> 11:42.057 Ready. 11:47.479 --> 11:49.022 Madeline, this looks amazing. 11:51.358 --> 11:53.235 I had, like, half a toaster strudel this morning. 12:08.708 --> 12:11.628 No. Um, he's asking, uh, why you moved here? 12:11.795 --> 12:15.548 Oh yeah, um, I'm trying to write a book this summer. 12:15.799 --> 12:17.259 - Oh! - A 33 1/3rd, 12:17.384 --> 12:20.011 they're like, um, these books about records. 12:20.804 --> 12:23.431 I still need to pitch it, but I'm sure it's gonna happen. 12:25.141 --> 12:26.893 Mine's about "Jagged Little Pill" by Alanis Morissette. 12:33.483 --> 12:35.527 Isn't it ironic, don't you think? 12:41.491 --> 12:42.367 Oh, okay. 12:45.787 --> 12:46.955 Do you speak French, Grace? 12:47.372 --> 12:48.456 - No. - No? 12:48.665 --> 12:51.501 No, um, I pretty much stopped after the pizza unit in Grade 5. 12:52.085 --> 12:53.378 But I do know all the toppings though! 12:53.837 --> 12:54.879 Um, there's, uh... 12:59.384 --> 13:00.343 Right, um... 13:04.931 --> 13:06.599 - Yeah. - Well, you're good, you know everything. 13:20.864 --> 13:22.449 He's just saying that you're so funny. 13:22.782 --> 13:23.616 Oh, thank you. 13:24.326 --> 13:25.160 Thanks. 13:29.039 --> 13:29.914 Hi, Phoebe. 13:30.040 --> 13:31.624 Hey, how's it going Grace? 13:31.958 --> 13:33.710 - Can you see me? - I can see you. 13:33.918 --> 13:35.211 Uh, thanks for meeting on Skype. 13:35.337 --> 13:37.714 It's a bummer you couldn't come to the New York offices. 13:38.465 --> 13:41.468 I received your book proposal for "Jagged Little Pill". 13:41.593 --> 13:43.303 Uh, Jeff told me to keep an eye on it. 13:43.887 --> 13:46.348 He said you're the best rock critic in Canada. 13:47.265 --> 13:48.141 Cool. 13:48.391 --> 13:50.018 So, pitch me. 13:50.268 --> 13:54.064 Why should "Jagged Little Pill" be a 33 1/3rd by Grace Pine? 13:55.940 --> 13:58.401 Well, Alanis is a Canadian icon. 13:58.777 --> 14:00.236 Yeah, nobody cares about that. 14:04.282 --> 14:05.492 I just feel like, 14:06.785 --> 14:09.913 like society hates it when women talk about themselves. 14:10.830 --> 14:13.666 Anytime I have been honest about my own experiences, 14:14.209 --> 14:16.586 people have been like, "Shut the fuck up," 14:17.045 --> 14:19.881 like, including my own parents. 14:20.006 --> 14:23.468 But Alanis was 19, 14:23.593 --> 14:25.261 and-and she used her life story 14:25.387 --> 14:30.225 as this, like, weapon against the patriarchy. 14:30.392 --> 14:32.435 And she sold 16 million copies of her album 14:32.560 --> 14:33.603 like around the world. 14:33.728 --> 14:35.897 I do feel like that's the first time in the culture 14:36.022 --> 14:39.025 that a young woman has expressed how fucking angry she was, 14:39.150 --> 14:41.611 and it actually translated to millions of dollars. 14:42.946 --> 14:46.658 I think that's interesting... I guess. 14:49.536 --> 14:51.037 I like your take on the album. 14:51.871 --> 14:52.747 I think it's smart. 14:54.165 --> 14:56.042 - Really? - Are you a fast writer? 14:56.793 --> 14:59.170 - Yeah, yeah super fast. - Okay great, 14:59.295 --> 15:01.256 'cause we just had this title fall through 15:01.381 --> 15:03.967 and there's this whole thing with the printing 15:04.092 --> 15:05.677 and then the publishing schedule. 15:05.802 --> 15:07.762 And trust me, it is so boring. 15:07.887 --> 15:11.015 But what I need to know is, can you get me a first draught by July? 15:12.058 --> 15:13.143 Is that doable? 15:15.145 --> 15:17.397 - Yeah! - Then I am pleased to offer you 15:17.522 --> 15:19.399 a $500 advance 15:19.774 --> 15:22.235 and we can start with you sending in some chapter outlines. 15:43.631 --> 15:44.966 Hey Grace, 15:45.258 --> 15:47.802 we're just heading out to buy some MDMA for tonight, 15:47.927 --> 15:49.721 so let me know if you need anything. 15:50.096 --> 15:53.099 Oh, I'm-I'm good. I don't, like, "do drugs." 15:53.558 --> 15:56.895 Well, there's a loft party tonight at Torn Curtain. 15:57.061 --> 15:57.896 You should come! 15:58.271 --> 15:59.439 Hugo's band is playing too. 16:00.023 --> 16:01.316 Yeah, we're called Bone Patrol, 16:01.649 --> 16:02.525 we're amazing. 16:06.488 --> 16:10.033 Sounds great, but, um, I'm on a deadline. 16:10.408 --> 16:12.785 You should come because I'm gonna be DJing and we can, like, 16:12.911 --> 16:13.745 - dance behind the booth-- - Okay, what? 16:13.870 --> 16:14.871 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - It probably won't start going 16:14.996 --> 16:15.914 until 2:00 AM. 16:34.224 --> 16:36.184 Sorry, gonna have to do this thing now, 16:36.309 --> 16:37.560 but come to Torn tonight. 16:37.685 --> 16:38.770 Do these drugs with us. 16:39.562 --> 16:40.522 - Okay. - Cool. 16:40.813 --> 16:42.607 Have a, have a great drug deal! 16:44.025 --> 16:47.237 And Grace? Dress hot. 17:06.130 --> 17:07.966 That's what they said at my residency! 17:08.258 --> 17:09.968 No one makes video art in Berlin! 17:10.134 --> 17:11.803 They make it but it's shit. 17:42.709 --> 17:43.626 There you are! 17:51.926 --> 17:52.760 Oh! 17:53.803 --> 17:56.431 I just, uh, I just wanna wash my hands. 17:56.556 --> 17:57.515 Oh, okay. 17:57.849 --> 17:58.683 Thank you. 17:58.808 --> 18:00.643 Hey Claire, can I have some coke? 18:30.048 --> 18:31.174 It's, um, it's okay, 18:31.299 --> 18:32.884 you don't have to pretend to look at your phone. 18:33.843 --> 18:35.136 I also have social anxiety. 18:36.429 --> 18:37.263 What? 18:37.513 --> 18:39.515 No, I don't have social anxiety. 18:40.141 --> 18:40.975 Oh, I don't blame you. 18:41.100 --> 18:42.852 Being alive is completely insane. 18:46.522 --> 18:47.357 Want some weed? 18:48.775 --> 18:51.694 No, thank you, I don't, like, "do drugs." 18:57.075 --> 18:57.992 Actually, why not? 18:58.326 --> 18:59.243 - Oh. - Yeah. 19:00.286 --> 19:01.120 How do I, um, hit it? 19:01.329 --> 19:02.413 Take a hit off that nozzle. 19:02.538 --> 19:03.373 - Oh, okay. - Yeah. 19:03.498 --> 19:04.499 Do I have to press anything? 19:04.666 --> 19:05.500 - Oh, no. - Okay. 19:05.625 --> 19:06.459 Just let it rip. 19:06.668 --> 19:07.752 Oh God, I'm scared. 19:14.884 --> 19:15.760 I think I took too much. 19:19.013 --> 19:19.931 Ooh. 19:21.349 --> 19:24.018 Yeah, I don't have, like, um, social anxiety. 19:24.143 --> 19:28.773 I just, I feel uncomfortable at a party 19:28.898 --> 19:33.361 where I don't know anyone and, like, everyone is on cocaine? 19:34.612 --> 19:36.072 That's a legitimate feeling. 19:36.989 --> 19:37.824 Thanks. 19:41.703 --> 19:43.788 Do you, um, do know these two French people, 19:43.913 --> 19:44.956 Hugo and Madeline? 19:45.164 --> 19:48.418 - They invited me. - Oh yeah! Hugo plays drums in my band. 19:48.960 --> 19:52.213 Oh, you're a member of "Bone Patrol". 19:53.548 --> 19:54.507 You've heard of us? 19:55.007 --> 19:57.260 Are you, are you gonna stay for a set or? 19:58.886 --> 19:59.762 That depends. 20:00.680 --> 20:01.973 What are your influences? 20:02.098 --> 20:03.808 Mostly Big Shiny Tunes 1 through 5. 20:06.352 --> 20:07.311 I'm Grace, by the way. 20:07.437 --> 20:08.771 Oh nice. I'm Archie. 20:12.900 --> 20:14.902 Yo! Get the fuck on stage! 20:15.903 --> 20:16.738 Let's go. 20:16.863 --> 20:19.657 - I, uh, got to set up my axe. - Oh. 20:19.991 --> 20:20.867 You good? 20:20.992 --> 20:22.160 Yeah, I'm very high right now. 20:22.493 --> 20:23.327 Sick. 20:23.745 --> 20:24.954 Oh! Frig, sorry. 20:33.171 --> 20:34.881 Oh my God, you came! 20:35.173 --> 20:36.340 I love this song! 20:42.388 --> 20:43.389 Are you having fun? 20:43.765 --> 20:47.185 Yeah, I smoked weed with this guy that said he knows you. Archie? 20:47.310 --> 20:48.603 Oh yeah, yeah. 20:48.895 --> 20:51.147 He's the only one I like from Hugo's shitty band. 20:52.148 --> 20:55.193 "Bone Patrol," it's a fucking brutal band name. 21:01.324 --> 21:03.159 Yeah! 21:05.620 --> 21:06.746 You're hot! 21:08.414 --> 21:09.665 We're Bone Patrol! 21:10.833 --> 21:11.959 Yeah, before we start, 21:12.084 --> 21:14.629 I have a very big announcement to make, uh... 21:17.340 --> 21:19.592 Jesse, our bassist came out today. 21:19.717 --> 21:20.635 He's gay! 21:22.595 --> 21:23.513 Dude, what the fuck? 21:24.972 --> 21:27.433 Bone Patrol loves you and we support your quest 21:27.558 --> 21:28.518 - for the cock, okay? - No, when I told you-- 21:28.643 --> 21:30.603 But I told you guys this is like a friend thing-- 21:37.151 --> 21:38.152 - What the fuck? - Alright, 21:38.277 --> 21:40.029 this song's called "Age/Sex/Location." 21:40.905 --> 21:41.823 Hit it, Hugo. 21:52.333 --> 21:54.335 I think I should stop 21:57.296 --> 21:59.674 Connecting the dots 22:01.425 --> 22:04.512 You know I get that a lot 22:07.098 --> 22:11.644 Advancing the plotlines, not 22:11.894 --> 22:14.272 I'm caught like a moth 22:14.397 --> 22:16.232 Attracted to loss 22:16.357 --> 22:19.235 But the wax is still soft 22:19.360 --> 22:21.654 You didn't tell me your boyfriend's band sounds like Pavement?! 22:22.613 --> 22:23.531 What's that? 22:23.906 --> 22:24.824 It's a band. 22:28.578 --> 22:29.453 Who's the lead singer? 22:30.413 --> 22:31.330 Chevy? 22:31.455 --> 22:32.874 He's the worst guy in Montreal. 22:33.040 --> 22:35.084 Awash sunset lies 22:35.209 --> 22:37.545 In an always sorry life 22:38.462 --> 22:40.840 Fucking ageless 22:41.382 --> 22:44.844 Sexless locationless nights 22:47.388 --> 22:49.390 Locationless nights 22:49.974 --> 22:50.850 You're a fucking jerk! 22:50.975 --> 22:52.101 - Jesse. - Okay? 22:52.643 --> 22:54.145 I'm trying to be there for you, dude. 22:54.770 --> 22:55.688 I'm an ally. 22:59.984 --> 23:01.110 That was a really great show. 23:01.903 --> 23:02.737 Can I have a cigarette? 23:04.447 --> 23:06.699 Oh, sorry. Thanks. 23:17.084 --> 23:19.170 What is this? Are you gonna help me with the van? 23:23.424 --> 23:24.342 Fuck this. 23:24.467 --> 23:25.509 Oh, he's mad. 23:26.010 --> 23:26.886 Dick. 23:27.887 --> 23:28.804 So what's your deal? 23:30.014 --> 23:32.266 Ah, my deal is that I'm Grace 23:32.391 --> 23:33.726 and I just moved here from Toronto. 23:34.977 --> 23:35.895 Fuck that place. 23:37.647 --> 23:38.856 You can't be an artist in Toronto. 23:40.316 --> 23:42.109 It's like really cool that you can just say that. 23:43.486 --> 23:44.362 Say what? 23:44.487 --> 23:46.530 - Like-- - Excuse me. 23:47.031 --> 23:48.866 Like, um, call yourself an artist. 23:55.164 --> 23:57.708 Uh, so, um, a few of your songs remind me of Pavement. 23:57.833 --> 23:58.751 No no, 23:59.168 --> 24:00.211 we don't sound like them. 24:00.836 --> 24:02.922 Oh, I'm sorry, I did, uh... 24:03.673 --> 24:05.049 who would you compare yourself to? 24:05.299 --> 24:06.133 Ariel Pink. 24:06.676 --> 24:07.593 R. Stevie Moore. 24:08.594 --> 24:11.639 Charles Manson's solo material is like a really big influence on me. 24:12.264 --> 24:14.892 I like music that's just like unlistenable. 24:15.977 --> 24:19.230 I think art should just be hard to make. 24:20.439 --> 24:23.150 And that's why I try to push myself to the brink of insanity at all times. 24:26.278 --> 24:28.072 Yeah, I'm writing a book this summer, 24:28.197 --> 24:29.949 so I'm, like, pretty much alone all the time. 24:31.033 --> 24:31.909 What's it about? 24:33.452 --> 24:35.579 "Jagged Little Pill" by Alanis Morissette. 24:37.289 --> 24:38.165 Okay. 24:39.333 --> 24:41.252 I'm gonna go help Jesse load the van 24:41.377 --> 24:42.712 before he, like, kills himself. 24:43.587 --> 24:44.463 - Yeah. - See ya. 24:51.220 --> 24:53.848 Jesse, I'll help you. 24:54.557 --> 24:55.766 Grab this amp, it's yours. 24:55.891 --> 24:58.144 Hey, uh, you guys good with the van? 24:58.769 --> 24:59.687 No. 25:00.563 --> 25:01.480 It's your turn. 25:04.400 --> 25:05.735 Oh hey. 25:06.444 --> 25:07.278 Hey! 25:07.695 --> 25:08.529 What's up? 25:09.989 --> 25:10.948 I think I'm gonna go home. 25:12.116 --> 25:14.744 So, your first lo-po. 25:14.869 --> 25:15.703 What? 25:15.953 --> 25:18.748 Loft party. Big step. Huge. 25:19.665 --> 25:22.376 Yeah, but, like, I was at a cotillion, 25:22.501 --> 25:25.588 like, like I was, uh, presented to society. 25:27.298 --> 25:28.257 Huh. 25:31.010 --> 25:33.304 Uh, where, where are we going? 25:33.471 --> 25:35.139 We're, uh, cutting across the tracks. 25:37.266 --> 25:38.601 Feels kind of "rape-y." 25:39.602 --> 25:40.519 It's not rape-y. 25:46.942 --> 25:49.987 Sorry. People usually cut a bigger hole in the fence. 25:50.821 --> 25:52.364 - Just go through that? - Yeah. 25:56.994 --> 25:58.204 I'm not looking at your underwear. 25:58.746 --> 26:01.082 Good, I stole them from my mom. 26:02.124 --> 26:03.042 Phew! 26:06.712 --> 26:07.880 - Need help? - No. 26:22.978 --> 26:23.854 Thank you. 26:30.653 --> 26:32.822 Oh my God, I love Mile End! 26:33.656 --> 26:36.575 Toronto doesn't have, like, magical bagel shops 26:36.700 --> 26:38.619 and, like, Hasidic Jews everywhere. 26:39.662 --> 26:40.496 What do they have? 26:41.413 --> 26:42.248 Mostly jerks. 26:42.832 --> 26:43.749 Oh, and condos. 26:46.919 --> 26:47.962 Can I ask you something? 26:48.671 --> 26:49.922 Why do French people hate me? 26:51.799 --> 26:53.175 It's pretty complicated. 26:54.343 --> 26:57.054 Basically, French people are okay if you exist. 26:57.429 --> 26:59.390 You just can't work here if you don't speak French. 27:00.349 --> 27:02.476 Or, like, survive at all. 27:03.394 --> 27:06.063 But luckily Montreal is cheap enough you, uh, get a grant, 27:06.272 --> 27:07.606 or enough money from your parents, you can stay, 27:07.731 --> 27:09.441 so it's like a waiting game. 27:10.192 --> 27:12.236 People who wanna be artists move here from Edmonton, 27:12.444 --> 27:14.280 drop outta Concordia, move to the Mile End, 27:14.405 --> 27:15.406 and do drugs at loft parties 27:15.531 --> 27:17.366 until they're forced to get real jobs in Toronto. 27:18.200 --> 27:19.118 Where are you from? 27:19.410 --> 27:20.244 P.E.I. 27:20.744 --> 27:21.662 Ew. 27:23.247 --> 27:24.832 Chevy works here if you ever need Keds. 27:25.416 --> 27:28.210 Fuckin' ageless 27:28.335 --> 27:31.881 Sexless locationless nights 27:32.590 --> 27:36.886 You know, I had, like, so much anxiety at that party. 27:38.387 --> 27:41.348 Like I just felt like a huge loser all night. 27:41.473 --> 27:42.641 Until we smoked weed, I guess. 27:43.893 --> 27:46.562 Okay, I gotta teach you my two part system. 27:46.854 --> 27:48.355 Oh, what's your two part system? 27:48.689 --> 27:50.649 Number one. Act casual. 27:51.483 --> 27:53.777 Number two. Swag it out. 28:01.744 --> 28:05.831 Hey, do you wanna, um, like, like go inside 28:05.956 --> 28:08.417 and, like, have sex with me? 28:10.252 --> 28:11.170 Um... 28:12.546 --> 28:14.840 That sounds great, but I can't. 28:14.965 --> 28:17.885 Um, I'm celibate. 28:19.136 --> 28:21.180 Huh. Why? 28:23.098 --> 28:24.183 Personal reasons. 28:25.851 --> 28:26.685 Night, Grace. 28:26.810 --> 28:27.770 Night. 28:35.736 --> 28:36.737 You live next door? 28:38.072 --> 28:39.573 What is that even supposed to mean? 28:39.823 --> 28:40.991 Double peace, bro. 28:42.701 --> 28:44.870 All right, well, goodnight. 28:45.496 --> 28:48.207 - Or... morning. - Morning. 29:17.987 --> 29:18.988 Do they fit okay? 29:19.655 --> 29:21.824 You wanna take a little walk around and see what happens? 29:23.659 --> 29:25.869 Vans for the summer, classic. 29:26.704 --> 29:28.372 Let me know if you need any bigger sizes. 29:29.540 --> 29:31.500 - How do they fit, sweetie? - What's up? 29:33.002 --> 29:36.797 - Oh hey, I didn't know you worked here! - Yeah, unforch. 29:39.133 --> 29:40.592 Do you, uh, do you wanna try those on? 29:41.385 --> 29:46.682 These? Yeah. Yeah, sure, um, size nine please. 29:47.558 --> 29:48.434 Be right back. 30:02.031 --> 30:03.449 Last pair in your size. 30:03.782 --> 30:05.701 It's kind of rare. It doesn't happen a lot. 30:12.875 --> 30:13.876 Go walk. 30:19.048 --> 30:21.300 That's a quality daytime shoe. 30:22.051 --> 30:25.179 Yeah, um, they seem really, uh, comfortable. 30:27.973 --> 30:30.392 So, um, how long have you been, uh, a shoe salesman? 30:34.396 --> 30:35.314 Too long. 30:36.482 --> 30:38.275 I like to treat it like it's an art project, 30:39.109 --> 30:41.612 you know, shoes. 30:44.698 --> 30:47.910 So, um, how's that thing you were talking about? 30:48.202 --> 30:49.787 - My book? - Yeah. 30:50.371 --> 30:51.872 It's great! I got a publishing deal! 30:56.043 --> 30:58.045 Um, how's the band going, eh? 30:58.170 --> 31:01.340 Um, got any shows coming up? 31:01.465 --> 31:03.175 Yeah, it's good. 31:03.342 --> 31:05.719 We have our first EP launch in, uh, August, 31:08.514 --> 31:09.890 but nothing's really lined up. 31:10.015 --> 31:11.725 It's... it's stupid. 31:12.601 --> 31:15.646 Well, I'm a music critic. 31:16.730 --> 31:17.940 I write for SPIN sometimes. 31:18.107 --> 31:19.149 Do you write for Pitchfork? 31:19.650 --> 31:21.402 No. No, not Pitchfork. 31:21.777 --> 31:23.904 But I am a big fan of your work. 31:25.114 --> 31:28.409 I could, like, interview you sometime. 31:29.910 --> 31:30.869 Yeah, we can do that. 31:33.831 --> 31:34.665 Maybe this weekend. 31:38.877 --> 31:39.753 Hey! 31:41.088 --> 31:44.091 Could you see, um, how much room my toes have? 31:45.801 --> 31:48.220 I'm not supposed to touch the customers' feet. 32:13.287 --> 32:14.288 Does that feel good? 32:17.124 --> 32:18.083 Yes. 32:23.422 --> 32:25.674 These blackberries are so good, right? 32:26.216 --> 32:27.926 - Do I owe you any money for? - No, we can share food. 32:28.385 --> 32:29.428 Just ask me first. 32:30.012 --> 32:31.013 Okay. 32:35.934 --> 32:40.439 Hey, do you ever think that girls who date guys in bands 32:40.898 --> 32:43.108 wanna be a guy in a band? 32:44.109 --> 32:46.904 So it's like, don't try to fuck Dave Grohl, 32:47.571 --> 32:48.489 be Dave Grohl... 32:49.198 --> 32:50.616 I don't know, do you wanna be a musician? 32:51.116 --> 32:52.075 No. 32:54.161 --> 32:55.370 Oh, I'm interviewing Chevy today. 32:57.539 --> 33:00.751 What do you think of this dress? 33:03.086 --> 33:03.962 I don't know, 33:04.463 --> 33:06.340 think I'd show your giant tits instead. 33:06.924 --> 33:09.218 I... oh, um... 33:10.636 --> 33:14.598 I don't really, like, think of myself as someone with giant tits. 33:14.973 --> 33:16.767 I think of myself as more of like, um, 33:17.142 --> 33:18.727 like a brain in a jar. 33:32.783 --> 33:33.909 Oh my God, I'm sorry. 33:35.786 --> 33:37.871 Maybe you guys should break up. 33:39.081 --> 33:40.040 You think? 33:40.582 --> 33:41.416 Text Hugo, 33:42.417 --> 33:44.503 "You're a psychopath and we need to break up." 33:44.878 --> 33:45.754 But like, in French. 33:46.213 --> 33:47.297 Can you do it maybe? 33:54.263 --> 33:56.390 Congrats you are officially broken up. 34:06.066 --> 34:06.942 That's my mom. 34:32.676 --> 34:33.719 Hey, Jesse. 34:35.178 --> 34:36.888 - Hey. - Is Chevy around? 34:37.598 --> 34:39.683 Uh, no, those guys went out to smoke weed, 34:39.808 --> 34:41.893 but they'll all be back for the SPIN article. 34:42.311 --> 34:44.855 I mean, do you want to interview me? 34:49.318 --> 34:50.193 Okay. 34:54.323 --> 34:58.076 Um, so how long have you and Chevy known each other? 34:58.535 --> 35:01.330 Um, since we were like 13. 35:02.247 --> 35:04.625 Uh, we were in a ska band together back in Edmonton. 35:04.750 --> 35:07.210 A ska band? Really? What was it called? 35:07.336 --> 35:10.047 Um, it's called Free Skanking Willies. 35:10.422 --> 35:12.049 - Oh. - It's Chevy's favorite movie. 35:12.174 --> 35:14.926 But he always cries at the end like a little bitch. 35:15.385 --> 35:16.845 It's called REM, REM sleep. 35:16.970 --> 35:19.890 Oh shit! Yo. 35:20.182 --> 35:23.226 I was just telling Grace about, uh, Free Skanking Willies. 35:24.019 --> 35:25.479 FSW! 35:26.188 --> 35:27.230 FS dubs. 35:28.523 --> 35:29.983 Hey, has anyone seen my phone anywhere? 35:30.108 --> 35:31.818 - Uh, I haven't seen it. - You don't wanna be down there. 35:31.943 --> 35:32.778 Oh. 35:33.612 --> 35:34.571 Ooh, thank you. 35:35.739 --> 35:36.740 - 'Sup? - What's up? 35:37.949 --> 35:38.909 It's really cool you're doing this. 35:39.534 --> 35:40.702 I didn't know you wrote for SPIN. 35:42.245 --> 35:43.080 What the fuck, dude? 35:43.205 --> 35:44.998 Uh, Grace, how do you see this going, huh? 35:45.957 --> 35:46.833 I mean, uh, 35:46.958 --> 35:48.418 this is Bone Patrol's first interview, 35:48.543 --> 35:51.380 so we just all want to be prepared, right? 35:51.755 --> 35:53.215 - Right? - Yeah, yeah. 35:54.800 --> 35:55.926 Sure, yeah. Let me, um, 35:56.176 --> 35:57.219 let me take out my tape recorder. 35:58.553 --> 36:00.764 All right, I think we can just start really casual. 36:00.889 --> 36:03.684 Maybe, um, one second... 36:03.809 --> 36:04.685 Let me get this on. 36:05.268 --> 36:06.269 How much weed do you guys smoke? 36:06.395 --> 36:07.604 How much weed don't we smoke? 36:07.729 --> 36:09.189 "8.4! Best new interview!" 36:10.065 --> 36:12.859 I smoke weed for, uh, creative inspiration. 36:13.193 --> 36:15.862 - 'Sup, bro. - With music, I just, 36:16.071 --> 36:19.741 I really want to go deep into the abyss, yeah. 36:19.991 --> 36:22.119 And wha-and what-what's the abyss? 36:24.121 --> 36:28.041 I just wanna go deep, you know, just so deep inside 36:28.458 --> 36:31.086 that I completely disappear. 36:31.378 --> 36:32.796 Creepy sex metaphors. 36:33.255 --> 36:34.089 Great. 36:36.258 --> 36:38.009 Move your fat fucking ass 36:38.135 --> 36:39.052 and let me check. 36:39.177 --> 36:42.097 Yeah, I realize I hate pretty much every aspect of music, 36:42.222 --> 36:44.141 except recording and production. 36:44.266 --> 36:46.393 So if I could be in a band that doesn't play any shows 36:46.518 --> 36:48.395 and only exists on the internet, that'd be ideal. 36:48.770 --> 36:49.771 So you don't wanna go on tour? 36:50.188 --> 36:53.900 So I can jerk off into a toilet of a hot dog restaurant in Winnipeg? 36:54.317 --> 36:56.194 You know, I actually call masturbation "going on tour" 36:56.319 --> 36:57.487 'cause they're pretty much the same thing. 36:57.654 --> 36:58.488 Come on, dude! 36:58.613 --> 37:00.741 All right, can we go back to the interview now? 37:01.116 --> 37:03.034 None of that is going in. 37:03.618 --> 37:04.911 Hey, are you okay homie? 37:05.787 --> 37:06.663 I'm fine, I just... 37:09.750 --> 37:11.209 Can I, can I talk to you, Arch? 37:12.252 --> 37:15.547 Yeah, okay. 37:16.173 --> 37:17.966 I just, I dunno why you're talking all that shit 37:18.091 --> 37:19.009 in front of SPIN. 37:19.468 --> 37:20.844 Unless that's how you truly feel. 37:22.512 --> 37:24.765 I know you think of yourself as like this intense rockstar, 37:24.890 --> 37:28.894 but we sell Keds, bro. I'm, we're not gonna, like, "make it." 37:29.352 --> 37:30.479 This band's gonna break up in five years 37:30.604 --> 37:32.147 and we'll all have to get day jobs in Toronto, 37:32.522 --> 37:33.648 probably in cybersecurity. 37:36.526 --> 37:37.527 I found it, guys. 37:38.236 --> 37:39.988 All right, I am ready. 37:40.489 --> 37:41.448 What the fuck? 37:41.948 --> 37:42.783 What? 37:43.492 --> 37:44.576 Madeline just broke up with me. 37:44.701 --> 37:45.577 Over text? 37:45.786 --> 37:48.246 Haven't you guys been together for like five years? 37:48.371 --> 37:49.372 What the fuck is this? 37:49.498 --> 37:50.332 It's in French. 37:50.582 --> 37:52.292 No, she said "je vu breakup," 37:52.542 --> 37:53.794 doesn't even sound like her. 37:54.544 --> 37:55.879 So sorry, dude. 37:59.049 --> 38:00.133 What the fuck, man? 38:01.301 --> 38:02.177 No I can't. 38:02.302 --> 38:04.221 - Can you turn that off, please? - Oh yeah, sorry. 38:22.614 --> 38:23.490 Whoa! 38:23.615 --> 38:25.033 Oh my God, oh my God! 38:25.283 --> 38:26.159 I'm sorry. 38:26.535 --> 38:28.245 - Oh my God, you scared me! - Sorry. 38:29.246 --> 38:30.163 How was your date? 38:30.455 --> 38:34.584 Uh, well, it was not a date, the whole band was there. 38:35.377 --> 38:37.921 Ah. Okay well, did you see Hugo? 38:39.214 --> 38:40.048 Yeah. 38:40.340 --> 38:41.383 Oh my God. 38:43.802 --> 38:44.970 I can't be alone right now. 38:46.388 --> 38:48.932 Hey, will you come with me to this, uh, poetry reading? 38:50.183 --> 38:52.143 It's near some abandoned malting silo. 38:53.186 --> 38:54.771 That actually sounds really cool. 38:54.896 --> 38:55.730 But I can't, 38:55.856 --> 38:57.858 I gotta work on my Alanis... 38:57.983 --> 38:59.734 Hi! Hi, everyone. 38:59.860 --> 39:01.778 Hi, I'm Chloe. 39:02.445 --> 39:04.823 And welcome to the inaugural edition of... 39:04.990 --> 39:07.784 "There Is No Such Thing As A Safe Space." 39:12.414 --> 39:15.834 To start off the event, Lauda Malta. 39:24.134 --> 39:25.010 Hey. 39:28.513 --> 39:29.764 I stared at my lover, 39:30.724 --> 39:32.726 only he said he was tired. 39:32.851 --> 39:34.269 "Lauda, I'm tired." 39:34.394 --> 39:37.522 Of course I heard, "Lauda, I'm tired of you," 39:38.023 --> 39:39.357 to which I replied, 39:39.691 --> 39:42.903 "Okay, I'm going to see the cows." 39:43.945 --> 39:45.697 We used to kiss like flowers, 39:46.031 --> 39:47.741 we used to text for hours. 39:48.450 --> 39:50.118 You shifted my molecules, 39:50.994 --> 39:53.413 Now they're string cheese. 39:53.538 --> 39:55.999 My fingers smelled like oranges all winter. 39:56.541 --> 39:58.126 But right before the dream leaves 39:58.251 --> 40:00.670 I notice my skin is actually rind. 40:01.004 --> 40:03.214 And everywhere there is zest. 40:03.381 --> 40:06.760 - Bonjour. Hi, I'm Guillaume. - Hi! 40:06.885 --> 40:09.596 Last night I dreamt I was a Starbucks cup. 40:11.389 --> 40:12.599 Way too hot. 40:13.850 --> 40:14.809 And bitter. 40:16.019 --> 40:18.521 Then a 15-year-old barista threw me in the trash. 40:20.440 --> 40:24.986 just want say like were not up to par like... 40:25.445 --> 40:26.780 - Hey. - Hey. 40:27.405 --> 40:28.281 I like what you read. 40:28.406 --> 40:31.034 Ugh, let's go look at the job. 40:33.495 --> 40:34.329 Thanks. 40:34.829 --> 40:36.748 I've never really been to anything like this. 40:37.582 --> 40:39.334 It's so cool everyone just reads off their phones. 40:41.294 --> 40:42.837 I'm a writer too. 40:43.380 --> 40:44.255 Do you write poetry? 40:44.589 --> 40:47.217 I'm more of, um, a music critic. 40:47.717 --> 40:50.220 - Cool! Talk to Chloe! - Yeah. 40:50.345 --> 40:52.222 I'm sure you could get in on the next one. 40:52.722 --> 40:55.392 Really? Like I, like I read something? 40:55.517 --> 40:56.434 - Yeah! - Oh, I don't know. 40:56.559 --> 40:58.395 Yeah! No, it's not a big deal. 41:01.731 --> 41:03.650 What was that remix you were working on this morning? 41:03.775 --> 41:06.736 Um, you're not supposed to hear! It's not done. 41:06.861 --> 41:08.571 - It was so good. - I read your text. 41:11.074 --> 41:11.908 Allo! 41:14.661 --> 41:15.537 Excuse moi... 41:18.123 --> 41:19.040 Sour Patch Kids? 41:44.065 --> 41:44.941 One sec, sorry. 41:56.619 --> 41:57.495 What's up? 42:01.041 --> 42:02.375 It's saying I don't have any money. 42:04.335 --> 42:06.379 Well, did you already spend the advance? 42:06.504 --> 42:08.131 The $500?! Yes! 42:08.256 --> 42:09.799 Well, I'm not the one 42:09.924 --> 42:12.010 who moved to another province with no money! 42:12.135 --> 42:14.345 You always wanna do these big things, 42:14.471 --> 42:16.347 but you can't do everything in life-- 42:16.473 --> 42:17.974 Oh my God, Mom, just gimme the 1,000 dollars! 42:18.099 --> 42:19.726 That's all I fucking need! 42:21.478 --> 42:23.188 I'm still waiting for the cheque from Merge. 42:23.354 --> 42:25.732 It's been four months! They owe me $4,000! 42:26.357 --> 42:28.151 Well then you need to get on Jeff! 42:28.902 --> 42:31.863 Mom, I sent him the invoice, he never responded! 42:31.988 --> 42:34.491 Well, if someone owed me $4,000, 42:34.699 --> 42:38.036 I wouldn't be in Montreal putzing around! 42:38.161 --> 42:39.496 Oh my God. 43:45.228 --> 43:46.062 There. 44:12.088 --> 44:13.047 Is that what you want? 44:16.384 --> 44:17.927 Uh, I love that you wanna get caught. 44:19.721 --> 44:20.722 Great sex. 44:21.139 --> 44:22.807 Yeah. All right. 46:37.650 --> 46:39.610 When people talk about Alanis, 46:40.069 --> 46:42.864 they mostly talk about how angry she seemed. 46:43.781 --> 46:46.409 But a large part of being female is feeling angry 46:46.534 --> 46:50.038 and insignificant for most of your waking hours. 46:52.498 --> 46:53.958 Alanis' Catholic upbringing 46:54.083 --> 46:57.503 and pre-teen sexualization at her most vulnerable age 46:57.795 --> 47:00.757 was a Molotov cocktail, heavy on the repression. 47:01.507 --> 47:03.968 And when Alanis wasn't cutting ribbons at mall openings 47:04.093 --> 47:05.094 in the Ottawa Valley, 47:05.887 --> 47:07.472 competing in talent shows, 47:08.056 --> 47:10.016 or developing a serious eating disorder, 47:10.141 --> 47:11.309 due to pressure from her label 47:11.434 --> 47:13.478 who wanted her to compete with the Tiffanys 47:13.603 --> 47:14.979 and Madonnas of her era, 47:15.188 --> 47:16.064 she felt guilty. 47:16.564 --> 47:17.398 Like a lot of women, 47:17.732 --> 47:19.359 it was for the things she didn't even do. 47:50.014 --> 47:50.890 Hi, Phoebe. 47:51.224 --> 47:53.309 Hey Grace, on a whole, 47:53.434 --> 47:55.186 I think we're moving in the right direction. 47:55.436 --> 47:56.562 Your first chapter is great. 47:57.271 --> 47:58.106 Okay. 47:58.856 --> 48:00.942 But I think I need more of your voice. 48:01.442 --> 48:02.693 You know, what drew me into your pitch 48:02.819 --> 48:04.570 was how personal Alanis is for you. 48:04.695 --> 48:08.074 And right now, sometimes it's reading like her Wikipedia page. 48:08.699 --> 48:09.742 You could go deeper. 48:10.076 --> 48:11.786 Anyway, I'm being pulled into a meeting. 48:11.911 --> 48:13.996 But you got this, okay? Bye! 49:40.791 --> 49:43.294 Bone Patrol's debut EP smacks of bro-dom, 49:45.463 --> 49:47.381 not the kind of bro who wears Livestrong bracelets 49:47.507 --> 49:49.300 and is currently taking women's studies classes 49:49.425 --> 49:50.510 to pick up chicks, 49:50.801 --> 49:53.304 but the true bro, the eternal bro, 49:53.596 --> 49:55.348 the bro most loyal and kind. 49:56.015 --> 49:57.391 Maybe even your real-life bro 49:57.517 --> 49:59.185 who taught you how to play the baseline to Nirvana's 49:59.310 --> 50:00.311 "Come As You Are" 50:00.561 --> 50:02.271 and offered up his couch as a landing spot 50:02.396 --> 50:03.981 well until your late twenties. 50:04.607 --> 50:07.944 With four sublime rock songs that rarely exceed the 4:20 mark, 50:08.194 --> 50:09.529 the Montreal four piece 50:09.654 --> 50:11.781 comprised of Archie Webber, lead guitar, 50:12.907 --> 50:14.450 Chevy Olsen, vocals, 50:15.117 --> 50:16.577 Hugo Côté, drums, 50:17.119 --> 50:18.663 and Jesse Matthews, bass, 50:19.247 --> 50:22.625 wear their 90s indie rock influences of Pavement 50:22.792 --> 50:25.670 and Built to Spill on the sleeves of their beer-soaked hoodies. 50:28.089 --> 50:29.298 But Bone Patrol ain't heavy. 50:31.425 --> 50:32.426 They're your bros. 50:34.845 --> 50:37.056 Fuckin' ageless 50:37.557 --> 50:40.935 Sexless, locationless nights 51:03.708 --> 51:04.584 Hey. 51:06.377 --> 51:07.253 Hey. 51:07.628 --> 51:09.755 You wanna go for a beer or something? 51:11.799 --> 51:12.717 Get off in like 20. 51:14.093 --> 51:15.595 - Cool. - Sick bio. 51:15.886 --> 51:16.721 You write good. 51:46.792 --> 51:47.918 Here you go. 51:48.336 --> 51:49.170 Cheers. 52:05.853 --> 52:10.858 Sounds like something's, uh, going off or something. 52:12.902 --> 52:13.736 Oh yeah, yeah, that's the, 52:13.861 --> 52:15.154 that's the carbon monoxide detector or whatever. 52:15.279 --> 52:16.197 It's fine. 52:17.365 --> 52:18.366 You should probably check that out. 52:19.492 --> 52:20.409 Yeah. 53:02.702 --> 53:04.286 One second, one second. 53:21.470 --> 53:22.638 Is that R. Stevie Moore? 53:27.435 --> 53:28.436 I love this song. 54:07.349 --> 54:09.101 Do you want me to take my top off? 54:13.522 --> 54:14.774 Maybe not? 54:16.859 --> 54:18.110 You're good to just kiss though. 54:33.250 --> 54:36.212 Do you wanna like touch my boobs or something? 54:36.337 --> 54:37.379 It could be like really... 54:42.218 --> 54:43.177 Okay. 54:59.276 --> 55:00.277 Sick. 55:11.038 --> 55:12.039 I-I just had this... 55:12.790 --> 55:16.794 like this, this fight with this-- 55:17.086 --> 55:17.962 with my friend 55:18.087 --> 55:20.756 and I think she like kind of like wanted like, 55:21.090 --> 55:22.424 like a relationship. 55:24.927 --> 55:25.761 And I'm just like... 55:27.888 --> 55:30.724 not good with serious shit, you know? 55:32.309 --> 55:33.185 Yeah. 55:34.019 --> 55:35.062 Yeah. 55:37.022 --> 55:41.193 I mean, it's always an issue, you know? 55:41.318 --> 55:44.363 'Cause I make music and... 55:49.535 --> 55:50.744 I can't get distracted. 55:51.787 --> 55:52.621 Ever. 55:53.831 --> 55:54.832 Absolutely. 56:03.841 --> 56:07.136 Yeah, so I feel like we should just sort of 56:08.012 --> 56:12.391 keep our whatever kind of professional, 56:13.225 --> 56:14.184 you know? 56:15.561 --> 56:17.354 'Cause you're like an important contact 56:19.648 --> 56:21.650 in the industry. 56:24.945 --> 56:26.030 I need to lie down. 56:32.411 --> 56:33.787 Do you wanna take your jeans off? 56:33.913 --> 56:35.623 You would probably be more comfortable. 56:36.040 --> 56:36.916 No. 57:06.362 --> 57:07.363 You feel really good. 57:09.323 --> 57:10.324 This is good. 57:15.496 --> 57:16.330 Archie! 57:17.957 --> 57:21.251 - Oh, wazzup! - Wazzup! 57:24.588 --> 57:25.464 Hello. 57:28.842 --> 57:29.760 Thank you. 57:35.808 --> 57:38.978 Well, do you ever, uh, feel like a fuck up? 57:39.728 --> 57:40.980 Yeah, that's why I live here. 57:41.939 --> 57:43.023 Why, you feel like a fuck up? 57:43.691 --> 57:45.651 I wrote a list of goals for the summer 57:45.776 --> 57:47.361 and I'm blowing it bad. 57:48.362 --> 57:49.279 Can I see it? 57:51.031 --> 57:52.241 It's pretty personal. 57:53.951 --> 57:54.994 Even better. 57:58.372 --> 57:59.289 Okay. 58:04.128 --> 58:05.879 "Goals for summer in Montreal." 58:07.131 --> 58:10.300 - Okay first of all, great title. - Fuck off. 58:10.968 --> 58:12.928 "1. Write Alanis book. 58:13.095 --> 58:15.305 "2. Learn French. 58:15.431 --> 58:17.808 "3. Climb to the top of the mountain. 58:18.475 --> 58:20.728 "4. Have actual sex. 58:23.772 --> 58:25.315 "5. Fall in love." 58:26.775 --> 58:27.735 How's all this going? 58:29.194 --> 58:31.947 I can probably help. Obviously, not with number four. 58:32.489 --> 58:34.199 Or number five 'cause I don't believe in love, but. 58:34.324 --> 58:36.952 Oh, sorry, you don't believe in love? 58:37.119 --> 58:38.120 I really, really don't. 58:39.163 --> 58:40.080 Why? 58:42.082 --> 58:43.208 Personal reasons. 58:45.586 --> 58:46.879 What's up Archie? 58:47.504 --> 58:50.132 - Wazzup. - Wazzup! 58:50.549 --> 58:52.051 - You two know each other? - This is Mile End, 58:52.176 --> 58:53.469 There's like 75 people here. 58:54.261 --> 58:55.512 Hey, I spoke to Chloe. 58:56.180 --> 58:57.890 She put you on the list for the next reading. 58:59.433 --> 59:00.309 Oh my God, really?! 59:00.434 --> 59:02.519 It's part of this loft party at Torn Curtain. 59:03.020 --> 59:05.814 TOPS, Dishwasher and Chevy are gonna be playing too. 59:05.939 --> 59:08.275 That's great! You can read from your Alanis book. 59:09.443 --> 59:11.487 Oh yeah, yeah I gotta write that. 59:36.011 --> 59:36.929 Hey. 59:52.694 --> 59:54.279 - How's your day? - It was good. 59:54.404 --> 59:55.906 I just went grocery shopping, 59:56.156 --> 59:56.990 How was yours? 59:57.407 --> 59:58.283 It's good. 59:59.368 --> 01:00:00.536 I got Bone Patrol interview. 01:00:00.702 --> 01:00:01.954 I'm their publicist now. 01:00:03.956 --> 01:00:06.166 Aren't you supposed to write a book? 01:00:06.875 --> 01:00:07.709 I can do both. 01:00:09.711 --> 01:00:10.546 Oh! 01:00:12.756 --> 01:00:13.632 Tada! 01:00:14.675 --> 01:00:16.385 I'm gonna have my own DJ night 01:00:16.635 --> 01:00:19.179 and I'm gonna only play music that I love made by women. 01:00:19.847 --> 01:00:20.931 And the best part is that 01:00:21.265 --> 01:00:23.392 it starts on the first day of my period! 01:00:23.851 --> 01:00:25.644 My God Madeline, this is amazing! 01:00:26.395 --> 01:00:27.646 Beyonce with a tampon! 01:00:27.855 --> 01:00:29.022 - I know! Ha! - That's sick. 01:00:33.110 --> 01:00:38.615 Hey, uh, when are you gonna pay me for, uh, July's rent? 01:00:40.325 --> 01:00:41.952 It's been over a week now, so... 01:01:30.417 --> 01:01:33.795 Wow! This is beautiful! 01:01:33.921 --> 01:01:35.380 Hey, sick, man! 01:01:35.714 --> 01:01:36.673 Oh my gosh! 01:01:37.382 --> 01:01:38.217 It's whatever. 01:01:39.134 --> 01:01:40.052 Take a seat. 01:01:47.726 --> 01:01:48.602 - You recording? - Yeah. 01:01:50.938 --> 01:01:55.442 Okay. This is off my, uh, solo thing that been working on. 01:01:55.734 --> 01:01:57.110 I don't know, it's whatever. It's stupid. 01:01:57.778 --> 01:01:59.029 It's called Korean Supermarket. 01:02:04.576 --> 01:02:09.581 Korean supermarket 01:02:13.085 --> 01:02:17.089 I got a nice whip I gotta park it 01:02:20.842 --> 01:02:27.266 Gochujang is my favorite thing At the 01:02:28.016 --> 01:02:32.062 Korean supermarket 01:02:35.732 --> 01:02:39.653 The entrance It's got a big red carpet 01:02:43.073 --> 01:02:48.161 Cashier is kind But sincere 01:02:48.412 --> 01:02:52.082 And I'm hopin' 01:02:52.249 --> 01:02:56.586 That I got enough in my pocket 01:02:56.712 --> 01:03:01.425 Down 'cause I'm broke up On good coke, and I 01:03:06.388 --> 01:03:11.143 Korean supermarket 01:03:11.268 --> 01:03:14.646 Supermarket, supermarket 01:03:14.771 --> 01:03:18.150 Supermarket, supermarket 01:03:18.275 --> 01:03:20.986 Supermarket 01:03:21.820 --> 01:03:27.075 So many choices You gotta love it 01:03:27.200 --> 01:03:32.539 At the Korean supermarket 01:03:33.999 --> 01:03:36.335 I love 01:03:36.793 --> 01:03:38.045 That was pretty shit but. 01:03:38.211 --> 01:03:39.254 That was amazing! 01:03:40.714 --> 01:03:41.673 Thanks. 01:03:48.430 --> 01:03:51.516 Um, we should totally have sex here sometime. 01:03:51.641 --> 01:03:52.601 I love getting caught. 01:03:56.188 --> 01:03:57.189 Can you... 01:03:58.732 --> 01:03:59.691 can you just be chill? 01:04:01.777 --> 01:04:02.652 I'm chill. 01:04:03.153 --> 01:04:05.655 No, you're-you're not, you're not chill. 01:04:10.535 --> 01:04:11.912 You need to calm down 01:04:13.872 --> 01:04:15.207 You're not very chill, Grace 01:04:16.500 --> 01:04:17.834 You gotta calm your farm 01:04:19.211 --> 01:04:20.837 Oh, take a chill pill 01:04:20.962 --> 01:04:24.800 Take a chill, chill pill Take a chill pill, chill, chill, chill 01:04:29.888 --> 01:04:33.183 - Hey, stop eating my bread! - I'm-I'm sorry. 01:04:35.102 --> 01:04:35.936 I didn't mean to. 01:04:36.061 --> 01:04:38.480 Also, you owe me two months of rent. 01:04:38.605 --> 01:04:40.857 So when are you gonna pay? 01:04:42.025 --> 01:04:43.068 No, yeah, no... 01:04:44.486 --> 01:04:46.071 Honestly, I just, I have, um... 01:04:47.239 --> 01:04:50.617 I have a negative bank balance of $700. 01:04:51.368 --> 01:04:53.870 But I have this big cheque coming in from my old job. 01:04:54.496 --> 01:04:56.498 And I swear, as soon as I get it I will pay you back! 01:04:57.040 --> 01:04:58.542 Just gimme the money as soon as you can. 01:04:58.875 --> 01:04:59.709 I will! 01:04:59.835 --> 01:05:01.253 Yeah, of course I will! 01:05:03.672 --> 01:05:05.006 What are you, what are you up to tonight? 01:05:05.298 --> 01:05:08.552 There's, um, this loft party at Torn that you should come to. 01:05:08.677 --> 01:05:10.178 Yeah. I'm reading something. 01:05:10.637 --> 01:05:14.349 You know I can't tonight 'cause my DJ night is tonight. 01:05:14.766 --> 01:05:16.184 Fuck! It's tonight? 01:05:16.518 --> 01:05:17.477 You're not coming to my night? 01:05:17.602 --> 01:05:18.812 Madeline, of course I'm coming to your night. 01:05:18.937 --> 01:05:19.980 It's gonna be amazing! 01:05:20.439 --> 01:05:21.773 I'll come right after I read. 01:05:25.068 --> 01:05:26.778 First new message. 01:05:27.154 --> 01:05:28.738 Hey Grace, Phoebe here. 01:05:29.030 --> 01:05:30.740 What's going on with your draft? 01:05:31.032 --> 01:05:32.451 You stopped answering my emails. 01:05:35.495 --> 01:05:37.831 So, who was your first girlfriend? 01:05:38.582 --> 01:05:42.210 Oh, um, I was 14, 01:05:42.502 --> 01:05:44.421 but it wasn't like a typical relationship 01:05:44.546 --> 01:05:46.423 'cause, um, she's older. 01:05:47.257 --> 01:05:49.092 Oh, how much older? 01:05:50.260 --> 01:05:51.928 I was in grade nine, she was in grade twelve. 01:05:53.054 --> 01:05:54.389 But it's, like, cool. 01:05:54.514 --> 01:05:58.351 It was cool that, like, it happened. 01:05:59.227 --> 01:06:01.313 It's just, it got really complicated 01:06:01.438 --> 01:06:02.772 when she went to college. 01:06:05.692 --> 01:06:06.651 Shannon. 01:06:07.527 --> 01:06:08.653 Shannon. 01:06:11.490 --> 01:06:12.699 Are you excited to read from your book? 01:06:13.992 --> 01:06:15.994 Yeah, I think that writing is hard and that no one should do it. 01:06:17.954 --> 01:06:19.581 Yeah, how long did you write for, um, 01:06:20.499 --> 01:06:21.791 that magazine for, what was it called? 01:06:22.626 --> 01:06:23.460 - Merch? - Yeah. 01:06:23.585 --> 01:06:24.419 About a year. 01:06:25.921 --> 01:06:26.838 It's weird though, I-- 01:06:27.130 --> 01:06:28.673 I went on the website last night and... 01:06:29.925 --> 01:06:31.051 all my articles are gone. 01:06:31.301 --> 01:06:32.260 What the fuck? 01:06:32.677 --> 01:06:35.597 Yeah, so there's like 400 articles that I wrote 01:06:35.722 --> 01:06:37.057 that no one can read. 01:06:37.891 --> 01:06:39.518 You wrote 400 articles in a year? 01:06:39.643 --> 01:06:42.646 Yeah, some like investigative features, 01:06:42.896 --> 01:06:44.272 cultural criticism, 01:06:45.023 --> 01:06:46.191 political reporting, 01:06:47.943 --> 01:06:49.819 and I used to write about sex toys. 01:06:51.154 --> 01:06:52.113 For the music magazine? 01:06:52.239 --> 01:06:55.867 Yeah, the magazine decided to fire the sex columnist 01:06:55.992 --> 01:06:57.452 and my boss asked me to write a column 01:06:57.577 --> 01:07:00.080 where I reviewed sex toys every week. 01:07:01.414 --> 01:07:02.290 Yeah. 01:07:03.917 --> 01:07:07.128 I, um, I also used to have sex with my boss. 01:07:08.797 --> 01:07:09.965 - Oh. - Yeah, 01:07:11.341 --> 01:07:14.302 but it's not like I like loved it or anything. 01:07:14.427 --> 01:07:19.057 I just kind of felt like since I agreed to do the column 01:07:19.182 --> 01:07:22.894 that I kind of brought it on to myself. 01:07:26.106 --> 01:07:28.483 I'm sorry I just, I don't know why I'm-I'm telling you this. 01:07:28.608 --> 01:07:30.610 - I just feel like maybe that's just-- - No, I'm sorry that it happened. 01:07:30.735 --> 01:07:32.445 It just sounds really shitty. 01:07:32.946 --> 01:07:33.780 I... 01:07:36.241 --> 01:07:38.910 I guess we've both been with people who are older than us. 01:07:42.205 --> 01:07:45.000 Well, I'm totally over it now, so. 01:07:53.008 --> 01:07:56.344 Uh-oh. I'd say Torn Curtain has a three-week loft span. 01:07:57.762 --> 01:07:58.597 How do you know? 01:07:58.722 --> 01:08:00.557 I've seen a lot of lofts come and go in my time. 01:08:01.099 --> 01:08:02.767 When some space in a warehouse becomes cool 01:08:02.892 --> 01:08:04.311 then McGill students find out. 01:08:04.561 --> 01:08:05.937 Next, the police come and arrest everyone. 01:08:09.899 --> 01:08:12.611 Oh shit, I printed out my story. 01:08:12.736 --> 01:08:15.155 Do you think that I should be reading it off my phone instead? 01:08:15.614 --> 01:08:16.448 Nobody cares. 01:08:17.282 --> 01:08:18.116 What? 01:08:18.992 --> 01:08:22.162 You just graduated to the third part of my two-part system. 01:08:22.287 --> 01:08:25.832 Act casual, swag it out, nobody cares. Nobody cares, Grace. 01:08:25.957 --> 01:08:27.500 Everybody here is just like literally 01:08:28.001 --> 01:08:29.085 thinking about themselves. 01:08:30.045 --> 01:08:32.339 Wow, that is terrible advice. 01:08:32.922 --> 01:08:33.840 You got my text? 01:08:34.674 --> 01:08:35.800 Yeah, congrats. 01:08:36.009 --> 01:08:37.177 Hey, that was a massive dump. 01:08:37.719 --> 01:08:38.637 Hey, Chevy. 01:08:39.012 --> 01:08:39.929 No, not that one. 01:08:42.265 --> 01:08:45.352 The one about Jesse possibly getting a bedbug 01:08:45.852 --> 01:08:46.728 from his Grindr date. 01:08:47.145 --> 01:08:48.563 Yeah, it's great that he got on that. 01:08:49.439 --> 01:08:50.857 - Hey! - Grace! 01:08:56.279 --> 01:08:57.739 What's up with you and the publicist, huh? 01:08:59.240 --> 01:09:00.158 What do you mean, Grace? 01:09:00.533 --> 01:09:01.409 Yeah. 01:09:02.369 --> 01:09:03.203 We're friends. 01:09:03.495 --> 01:09:04.537 Friends who like to fuck? 01:09:04.663 --> 01:09:05.497 What? 01:09:06.790 --> 01:09:07.666 Look dude... 01:09:10.085 --> 01:09:11.211 she's a cum dumpster. 01:09:13.546 --> 01:09:14.422 I... 01:09:16.091 --> 01:09:16.966 I gotta pee. 01:09:25.392 --> 01:09:26.267 So when do you go on? 01:09:27.060 --> 01:09:27.977 Oh, thank you. 01:09:28.728 --> 01:09:30.814 Well, they said because I'm from Toronto, 01:09:30.939 --> 01:09:32.649 that, um, I should be the headliner. 01:09:33.191 --> 01:09:37.153 Nice! You're like the Bono of this loft party. 01:09:37.529 --> 01:09:40.073 Yeah, and you're like, the Edge. 01:09:41.241 --> 01:09:42.826 Yeah, I'm pretty scared to read. 01:09:42.951 --> 01:09:46.413 Hello, hi, wow, welcome back. 01:09:46.788 --> 01:09:48.832 Thanks for being present. 01:09:49.082 --> 01:09:53.461 Next up is, uh, Chevy from Bones Patrol. 01:10:01.636 --> 01:10:02.554 It's just... 01:10:03.054 --> 01:10:04.013 it's just "Chevy." 01:10:04.764 --> 01:10:07.851 Uh, this one is, uh, new. 01:10:17.527 --> 01:10:18.445 Don't look at me. 01:10:20.321 --> 01:10:21.156 Quit it! 01:10:22.115 --> 01:10:23.116 Stop! 01:10:35.879 --> 01:10:37.839 I slept in my jeans 01:10:40.633 --> 01:10:42.260 Dark hair 01:10:43.052 --> 01:10:46.181 You over there 01:10:46.681 --> 01:10:48.725 In the shadows 01:10:50.310 --> 01:10:52.020 You're my shadow 01:10:53.980 --> 01:10:59.694 Why do I wake up Seeing you next to me 01:11:01.196 --> 01:11:07.118 By the time you open your eyes... 01:11:08.828 --> 01:11:14.125 Grab your thigh Move your body next to me 01:11:17.378 --> 01:11:18.963 Last time you open your eyes 01:11:20.799 --> 01:11:21.633 I'm gone 01:11:32.101 --> 01:11:34.646 Why do I wake up 01:11:46.533 --> 01:11:48.034 I just wanna be loved 01:11:49.160 --> 01:11:50.662 I just wanna be heard 01:11:52.705 --> 01:11:54.415 I want it all, Montreal. 01:11:55.208 --> 01:11:56.334 I want all of you 01:12:02.549 --> 01:12:03.383 Goodnight! 01:12:08.555 --> 01:12:11.599 Like we did on that day 01:12:13.810 --> 01:12:15.270 Let's dream again 01:12:15.395 --> 01:12:16.354 You're on after this. 01:12:16.479 --> 01:12:18.147 Do you know how you want to be introduced? 01:12:24.404 --> 01:12:25.738 Think I'm gonna go smoke a cigarette. 01:12:39.210 --> 01:12:40.044 Do you see me? 01:12:40.753 --> 01:12:42.088 Do I even exist to you? 01:12:45.008 --> 01:12:45.925 Yeah. 01:12:48.011 --> 01:12:52.473 - Yeah, it's just, it's like, confusing. - What is confusing? 01:12:53.766 --> 01:12:56.811 I wanna see you, I do. 01:12:58.938 --> 01:13:03.318 I just, I don't even know if I can be in my own body right now. 01:13:10.241 --> 01:13:11.492 Are all your songs about me? 01:13:11.701 --> 01:13:12.619 No. 01:13:15.622 --> 01:13:16.497 They're about me. 01:13:30.470 --> 01:13:34.307 Hey, uh, they, uh, they called your name. 01:13:35.934 --> 01:13:36.893 Oh, well, I don't, 01:13:37.268 --> 01:13:39.187 I don't think I'm gonna read. 01:13:45.276 --> 01:13:47.528 - Hey, Archie. - Hi, Chevy. 01:13:48.363 --> 01:13:50.406 Look, whatever you read is gonna be just another little part 01:13:50.531 --> 01:13:51.532 of everyone's meaningless lives. 01:13:51.658 --> 01:13:53.534 But for you, this could be a really big part. 01:13:54.243 --> 01:13:57.664 I think, I think whether you read at this loft party 01:13:57.789 --> 01:14:00.833 is like a defining moment. 01:14:02.877 --> 01:14:05.129 Yeah, I have like one beer at my house. 01:14:10.301 --> 01:14:12.387 Um... Yeah. 01:14:12.845 --> 01:14:14.263 I think I'm gonna leave, okay? 01:14:15.348 --> 01:14:17.266 Thank you so much for coming with me. 01:14:21.354 --> 01:14:22.271 Have a good night. 01:14:24.273 --> 01:14:25.108 Wait! 01:14:27.610 --> 01:14:28.486 Wassup? 01:14:35.076 --> 01:14:37.328 Ow! I mean the word overrated is overrated. 01:14:37.453 --> 01:14:38.329 I guess. 01:14:39.998 --> 01:14:40.957 Hey, Jesse! 01:14:41.082 --> 01:14:42.208 What's up roomy? 01:14:42.333 --> 01:14:43.459 Yo, yo, yo. 01:14:44.919 --> 01:14:46.087 I didn't know you guys were roommates. 01:14:46.713 --> 01:14:48.548 Yeah. Yeah, when Chevy brings girls over, 01:14:48.673 --> 01:14:49.924 I sleep in the van. 01:14:50.216 --> 01:14:51.217 How's the puzzle going? 01:14:51.551 --> 01:14:53.094 - It's going good. - It looks good. 01:14:53.678 --> 01:14:55.346 - More like the purple ones up here. - Yeah. 01:14:55.471 --> 01:14:57.640 Hey Chevy, are we having a beer? 01:14:59.350 --> 01:15:00.309 Yeah. 01:15:00.977 --> 01:15:01.936 - Cool. - Now? 01:15:02.353 --> 01:15:03.229 - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. 01:15:05.106 --> 01:15:06.024 Bye, Jesse. 01:15:07.734 --> 01:15:08.609 Bye. 01:15:12.071 --> 01:15:13.072 Whoa! 01:15:16.284 --> 01:15:17.118 What happened here? 01:15:17.243 --> 01:15:19.203 Fucking Jesse found a bedbug when he came back 01:15:19.328 --> 01:15:20.288 from his Grindr date. 01:15:20.496 --> 01:15:21.956 Huh, it's good that he's on that. 01:15:22.331 --> 01:15:24.500 For sure, it's really good. 01:15:25.334 --> 01:15:28.046 Anyways, we're supposed to put all our shit into bags 01:15:28.171 --> 01:15:29.547 to smother the bugs. 01:15:32.759 --> 01:15:33.718 Whoa, oh! 01:15:34.385 --> 01:15:37.346 - Do you have bedbugs? - Trust me, I don't. 01:15:37.805 --> 01:15:41.476 "All bedbugs mate by traumatic insemination. 01:15:41.601 --> 01:15:43.644 "Female bedbugs possess a reproductive track 01:15:43.770 --> 01:15:45.897 "that functions during oviposition, 01:15:46.481 --> 01:15:50.735 "but the male does not use this tract for sperm insemination. 01:15:52.779 --> 01:15:54.989 "Instead, the male pierces the female's abdomen 01:15:55.114 --> 01:15:56.741 "with his hypodermic penis 01:15:56.991 --> 01:15:59.410 "and ejaculates into the body cavity." 01:17:14.527 --> 01:17:16.362 Just, just one second. 01:17:16.737 --> 01:17:17.613 Okay. 01:17:31.586 --> 01:17:32.420 And there it goes. 01:17:45.349 --> 01:17:46.350 Why are you laughing? 01:17:46.767 --> 01:17:48.394 I'm sorry. 01:17:50.229 --> 01:17:51.981 My-my dick just won't get hard for you. 01:17:55.401 --> 01:17:56.319 Maybe next time. 01:17:59.155 --> 01:18:00.156 Maybe next time?! 01:18:08.289 --> 01:18:10.333 You should go down on me and make me cum. 01:18:21.719 --> 01:18:22.762 Make yourself cum. 01:18:49.121 --> 01:18:51.040 Stupid fucking shoe. 01:18:52.792 --> 01:18:54.293 Fucky fuck this fuckiness! 01:18:56.337 --> 01:18:57.171 Fuck! 01:18:58.714 --> 01:19:00.007 Oh my God, Grace! 01:19:00.132 --> 01:19:01.884 Go to fucking sleep! 01:19:04.804 --> 01:19:06.430 First new message. 01:19:06.847 --> 01:19:08.683 Hey Grace, I wanted to let you know 01:19:08.808 --> 01:19:11.560 that we will not be moving forward with your edition 01:19:11.686 --> 01:19:13.145 of "Jagged Little Pill." 01:19:13.896 --> 01:19:16.107 Your lack of communication made it very frustrating 01:19:16.232 --> 01:19:17.692 for me to work with you as an editor. 01:19:18.442 --> 01:19:20.569 I'm gonna forward you an email from our lawyers 01:19:20.695 --> 01:19:22.154 terminating your contract 01:19:22.530 --> 01:19:24.156 and you'll need to pay back our advance. 01:19:24.782 --> 01:19:25.658 Thank you. 01:20:02.320 --> 01:20:04.864 Grace, what's wrong? 01:20:05.364 --> 01:20:06.532 It's 3:00 AM right now. 01:20:07.241 --> 01:20:10.619 I fucking wasted my summer on a fucking idiot! 01:20:11.203 --> 01:20:13.122 I told you he was the worst guy in Montreal. 01:20:21.255 --> 01:20:22.923 Hey, he came to my DJ night, okay? 01:20:24.133 --> 01:20:25.217 He's the only one who came. 01:20:25.343 --> 01:20:26.427 Oh shit. 01:20:28.137 --> 01:20:29.096 How'd it go? 01:20:31.432 --> 01:20:33.225 Grace, you treat people like shit. 01:20:34.143 --> 01:20:35.353 You've eaten my groceries 01:20:35.478 --> 01:20:38.647 and borrowed my clothes without asking. 01:20:40.024 --> 01:20:40.900 We're not friends. 01:20:41.150 --> 01:20:42.485 How can you say that? 01:20:43.819 --> 01:20:45.363 What part of Quebec am I from, Grace? 01:20:47.073 --> 01:20:48.115 Jean de la Rivière. 01:20:49.575 --> 01:20:50.451 No. 01:20:52.661 --> 01:20:54.872 - I don't understand. - I know you didn't understand. 01:20:54.997 --> 01:20:56.957 Hey, you owe me two months of rent! 01:20:57.166 --> 01:20:59.335 If I don't get your half by next week, 01:21:00.127 --> 01:21:02.963 all this dirty ass shit is going on St. Urbain. 01:21:03.089 --> 01:21:04.090 Wait, what? What? 01:21:28.072 --> 01:21:29.949 Sorry, we can go soon I'm just, 01:21:30.116 --> 01:21:32.701 I'm looking for my Strokes T-shirt. 01:21:32.827 --> 01:21:33.786 Oh, is this it? 01:21:33.994 --> 01:21:36.497 No, no, no don't touch that. 01:21:37.373 --> 01:21:38.249 Oh. 01:21:41.293 --> 01:21:42.211 Wow. 01:21:42.420 --> 01:21:43.337 A dolphin. 01:21:45.798 --> 01:21:47.299 Yeah, I got it at work. 01:21:47.425 --> 01:21:49.343 Right, you reviewed it for the column. 01:21:50.094 --> 01:21:50.970 What'd you give it? 01:21:51.303 --> 01:21:53.347 Um, five stars. 01:21:54.515 --> 01:21:55.766 Yep, can I, um, can I get it back? 01:21:55.891 --> 01:21:57.351 - Wait. - Okay. 01:21:58.644 --> 01:21:59.895 What does the dolphin do? 01:22:02.106 --> 01:22:08.571 Well, it is, um, like a rabbit-style vibrator, 01:22:08.696 --> 01:22:10.156 so you like, um... 01:22:10.281 --> 01:22:14.660 insert it, obviously, and, um, the switch makes the, yeah, 01:22:14.785 --> 01:22:16.662 penis part go faster 01:22:16.787 --> 01:22:20.082 and, um, rotates the weird beads. 01:22:21.417 --> 01:22:24.128 Oh and you can also control the dolphin for like the, um, 01:22:25.296 --> 01:22:26.380 the clitoris. 01:22:33.929 --> 01:22:37.683 I, um, have oral herpes, 01:22:37.808 --> 01:22:40.019 that's why I'm celibate. 01:22:42.396 --> 01:22:43.856 Oh, okay. 01:22:45.733 --> 01:22:48.527 Um, how did, how did you get it? 01:22:53.574 --> 01:22:58.162 Yeah, dated this French girl at Concordia. She cheated on me. 01:22:59.705 --> 01:23:00.873 And six months later 01:23:01.957 --> 01:23:03.626 I went on OK Cupid and hooked up with this girl 01:23:03.751 --> 01:23:05.920 who gave me oral herpes right before she went to Amsterdam. 01:23:06.378 --> 01:23:07.254 I was like... 01:23:07.922 --> 01:23:09.340 "Hey, thanks for giving me herpes, 01:23:09.465 --> 01:23:10.508 "enjoy Anne Frank's house." 01:23:16.722 --> 01:23:17.723 Please don't make fun of me. 01:23:18.807 --> 01:23:19.975 I'm not gonna make fun of you. 01:23:20.643 --> 01:23:22.895 I think having oral herpes is like very punk rock. 01:23:23.020 --> 01:23:24.939 Okay! I find it very hard to communicate, 01:23:25.231 --> 01:23:28.526 like genuine thoughts and emotions, 01:23:28.651 --> 01:23:34.198 but, um, I think I might have... feelings? 01:23:36.158 --> 01:23:38.327 We have fake conversations. 01:23:38.452 --> 01:23:42.081 I'll be at the grocery store wondering what your favorite melon is. 01:23:42.748 --> 01:23:46.043 Yeah, that's a legitimate thought I had recently. 01:23:46.460 --> 01:23:49.088 Or, or I'll, I'll picture us at an all-inclusive resort 01:23:49.213 --> 01:23:50.548 with our kids going like, 01:23:50.673 --> 01:23:52.299 "Hey, go to the play center, 01:23:52.424 --> 01:23:53.926 "mommy and daddy need their alone time." 01:23:54.051 --> 01:23:55.511 And then we'll drink daiquiris 01:23:55.636 --> 01:23:57.721 and-and I'll like rub suntan lotion 01:23:57.846 --> 01:23:59.640 into your beautiful freckled shoulders 01:23:59.765 --> 01:24:02.726 and I will feel just so fucking alive. 01:24:10.276 --> 01:24:11.235 Cantaloupe. 01:24:13.070 --> 01:24:13.946 What? 01:24:14.572 --> 01:24:16.031 Favorite melon is a cantaloupe. 01:24:21.412 --> 01:24:22.788 That's a sick melon. 01:24:27.084 --> 01:24:32.006 I-I-I don't think that I can date two guys in the same band. 01:24:32.673 --> 01:24:34.341 Things with Chevy are just like... 01:24:43.017 --> 01:24:44.560 Chevy called you a cum dumpster. 01:24:46.145 --> 01:24:47.062 What? 01:24:48.939 --> 01:24:51.233 At the loft party you didn't read at, he called you a cum dumpster. 01:24:54.653 --> 01:24:56.113 I'm sorry, I shouldn't have repeated that. 01:24:56.238 --> 01:24:58.240 It's like some gross shit people in Alberta say. 01:24:58.365 --> 01:24:59.867 Archie, just get the fuck outta my room! 01:24:59.992 --> 01:25:00.951 Okay, sorry! 01:25:05.956 --> 01:25:06.790 Archie, wait. 01:25:17.301 --> 01:25:18.510 I need my vibrator back. 01:25:20.512 --> 01:25:21.388 Okay. 01:25:47.539 --> 01:25:49.166 Hey, pretty little French girl! 01:25:59.093 --> 01:26:00.969 So, who's the next birthday in the family? 01:26:01.095 --> 01:26:02.721 It's me! 01:26:03.972 --> 01:26:05.057 Happy 49, Mom. 01:26:06.475 --> 01:26:07.976 I'm 42 US. 01:26:09.895 --> 01:26:10.938 Thank you. 01:26:14.358 --> 01:26:15.567 Why's the pool green? 01:26:23.033 --> 01:26:24.368 I really appreciate the catering work, 01:26:24.493 --> 01:26:27.871 but I have like, a negative bank balance of $1,200, 01:26:28.414 --> 01:26:29.707 and I have to pay back my advance, 01:26:29.832 --> 01:26:33.001 and I have to pay my roommate back for two months of rent. 01:26:33.711 --> 01:26:35.254 She said she's gonna throw my stuff out on the street. 01:26:36.088 --> 01:26:38.590 And I feel bad for you honey, 01:26:38.716 --> 01:26:42.720 but your father and I have to save money right now 01:26:43.262 --> 01:26:45.389 for the D-I-V-O-R-C-E. 01:26:45.514 --> 01:26:47.349 Mom, you don't have to whisper, okay? 01:26:47.474 --> 01:26:48.392 He's in the basement. 01:26:52.396 --> 01:26:55.274 Make that pig pay you the $4,000 he owes you. 01:26:55.399 --> 01:26:56.608 Go to the Merge office. 01:26:57.693 --> 01:26:59.528 Your father can drive you to the Go Station. 01:27:23.677 --> 01:27:24.636 Do you want a rock? 01:27:27.055 --> 01:27:28.015 Sure. 01:27:36.023 --> 01:27:36.899 Here. 01:27:45.240 --> 01:27:46.074 Thanks. 01:27:51.038 --> 01:27:53.665 Mission of Burma, Interpol, fucking Primus, right? 01:27:53.791 --> 01:27:54.625 - Gang of Four, Ween. - Yeah. 01:27:54.750 --> 01:27:56.335 - Ween, fucking Ween. - Right? 01:27:56.460 --> 01:27:58.420 - You don't get Ween without Pere Ubu. - No. 01:27:58.545 --> 01:27:59.505 Pere Ubu sucks. 01:28:01.215 --> 01:28:04.802 Whoa, is that Grace fucking Pine? 01:28:05.803 --> 01:28:06.762 Yeah, hi Grace, 01:28:07.805 --> 01:28:09.640 to what do we owe the pleasure? 01:28:10.057 --> 01:28:11.058 I need to talk to you. 01:28:11.767 --> 01:28:13.393 Uh, yeah, well we're just, 01:28:13.519 --> 01:28:15.771 we're kind of about to do a meeting in like less than ten-- 01:28:15.896 --> 01:28:17.272 But I need to talk to you right now. 01:28:19.441 --> 01:28:22.986 Yeah, okay, uh, okay, uh, uh, we'll talk in my office. 01:28:27.241 --> 01:28:28.283 How's it going? 01:28:29.451 --> 01:28:32.412 I thought we already processed your invoice. 01:28:36.375 --> 01:28:37.251 Well, you didn't. 01:28:38.418 --> 01:28:40.295 Yeah, pretty sure we did. 01:28:40.754 --> 01:28:41.755 No, you didn't. 01:28:42.089 --> 01:28:43.090 Okay. 01:28:49.054 --> 01:28:50.556 Hey, how's working with Phoebe? 01:28:53.267 --> 01:28:54.518 Well, um, I... 01:28:56.645 --> 01:28:58.230 I-I couldn't... 01:28:58.564 --> 01:28:59.815 I couldn't write the book. 01:29:00.983 --> 01:29:01.984 Yeah. 01:29:06.655 --> 01:29:08.031 I-I really hope that you're not telling people 01:29:08.156 --> 01:29:09.825 that you, like, got me a book deal or something 01:29:09.950 --> 01:29:13.245 'cause like, you're not my mentor or my friend. 01:29:13.370 --> 01:29:16.582 And, um, actually you, like, kind of exploited me 01:29:17.541 --> 01:29:20.168 and then you treated me like a piece of shit. 01:29:20.669 --> 01:29:22.796 Well, no, I think, 01:29:23.630 --> 01:29:25.549 I'm pretty sure that you would acknowledge a piece of shit 01:29:25.674 --> 01:29:26.842 before you flushed it down the toilet. 01:29:26.967 --> 01:29:29.970 Oh, that's a pretty indulgent metaphor, Grace. 01:29:31.221 --> 01:29:32.973 Can we find something else to say there? 01:29:33.348 --> 01:29:34.725 Did you think it was hot, 01:29:34.850 --> 01:29:38.020 like you fucking me on your desk at my job? 01:29:38.437 --> 01:29:40.606 Like, I have cum in my hair in the meeting, 01:29:40.731 --> 01:29:43.066 like being treated like an absolute joke? 01:29:44.526 --> 01:29:46.194 And you know what the worst part is? 01:29:48.196 --> 01:29:50.824 Why the fuck are you still wearing boot cut jeans? 01:29:54.786 --> 01:29:55.829 I need my cheque, 01:29:56.830 --> 01:29:59.124 and I need you to reinstate my author page on the website. 01:30:00.042 --> 01:30:01.126 I wrote four hundred articles 01:30:01.251 --> 01:30:02.961 and some of them have got to be worth something. 01:30:05.297 --> 01:30:06.256 I'm talented. 01:30:08.133 --> 01:30:09.676 I'm going to continue to write. 01:30:10.135 --> 01:30:12.179 And I'm gonna be very successful without you. 01:30:15.515 --> 01:30:16.433 Okay. 01:30:19.144 --> 01:30:20.145 I thought, 01:30:21.480 --> 01:30:25.943 I thought this was the kink. I thought it was hot for you. 01:30:28.153 --> 01:30:31.823 You're the one who called me crying, 01:30:31.949 --> 01:30:34.242 begging me to reconsider when I ended it. 01:30:36.036 --> 01:30:37.621 Well, I don't think that I did like it. 01:30:43.460 --> 01:30:46.213 Okay, okay. 01:30:50.968 --> 01:30:54.805 I'm sorry it's taken me so long to process your invoice. 01:30:58.225 --> 01:31:00.060 And I'm sorry about the other thing too. 01:31:44.521 --> 01:31:45.856 Oh yeah, Bone Patrol. 01:31:46.648 --> 01:31:49.317 I read about these guys in the Montreal Mirror. 01:31:49.526 --> 01:31:50.610 That was a neat series. 01:31:50.736 --> 01:31:51.778 Totally bipolar. 01:32:22.601 --> 01:32:23.727 Oh my God. 01:32:29.232 --> 01:32:30.275 Thank you for this. 01:32:31.318 --> 01:32:32.235 This is... 01:32:32.444 --> 01:32:34.029 this is not an excuse, um, 01:32:34.196 --> 01:32:37.741 but you are, um, very cool and beautiful. 01:32:38.116 --> 01:32:40.619 So I didn't know why you'd wanna be my friend. 01:32:41.995 --> 01:32:46.625 But you know I feel weird and awkward all the time, right? 01:32:47.793 --> 01:32:49.377 But you know about, like, deep house, 01:32:49.503 --> 01:32:51.421 and when you put your hair up in a bun, 01:32:51.546 --> 01:32:54.549 it like looks like that. 01:32:55.509 --> 01:32:57.552 Yeah, that's because I don't wash my hair. 01:32:57.761 --> 01:32:59.304 I'm fucking depressed. 01:33:00.972 --> 01:33:03.517 If it's okay, I think, um, I would like to learn 01:33:03.642 --> 01:33:06.561 how to be like, um, like actual friends. 01:33:09.022 --> 01:33:09.898 Oui. 01:33:12.484 --> 01:33:14.653 We can be actual friends. 01:33:18.824 --> 01:33:19.699 I'm sorry. 01:33:19.991 --> 01:33:23.120 Awash sunset lies 01:33:23.286 --> 01:33:25.455 In an always sorry life 01:33:26.623 --> 01:33:28.500 Fuckin' ageless 01:33:29.459 --> 01:33:30.877 Sexless 01:33:31.002 --> 01:33:32.754 Locationless nights 01:33:39.803 --> 01:33:40.971 Fucking love you guys! 01:33:51.857 --> 01:33:54.192 You ever meet someone and they scare the shit outta you? 01:33:54.317 --> 01:33:56.236 - Yeah. - Yeah. 01:33:56.361 --> 01:33:57.863 This song's called "Slept in My Jeans". 01:34:05.162 --> 01:34:06.621 I slept in my jeans 01:34:16.590 --> 01:34:20.010 I slept in I, I slept in my jeans 01:34:30.687 --> 01:34:33.440 - Excuse me. - What the fuck?! 01:34:36.818 --> 01:34:37.736 You okay? 01:34:38.028 --> 01:34:39.196 Play something! 01:34:40.113 --> 01:34:43.575 Um, Hugo, play some fucking shit. 01:34:44.618 --> 01:34:46.328 Jesse, let's play in C. 01:34:55.629 --> 01:34:56.880 Look at all these beautiful faces. 01:34:57.088 --> 01:34:58.298 Oh yeah, beautiful. 01:34:59.007 --> 01:34:59.841 Let's go. 01:35:04.221 --> 01:35:06.806 Oh! Oh, I hate shots. 01:35:06.932 --> 01:35:07.974 I wanna take one again. 01:35:08.099 --> 01:35:09.226 Wassup, publicist? 01:35:09.517 --> 01:35:10.393 Oh. 01:35:10.769 --> 01:35:11.603 Hi. 01:35:14.606 --> 01:35:16.024 That was a great show, right? 01:35:17.734 --> 01:35:18.652 Yeah. 01:35:19.486 --> 01:35:22.030 A lot of people, like, came 01:35:25.242 --> 01:35:26.284 Archie though, 01:35:26.660 --> 01:35:28.495 like, what a fucking asshole. 01:35:29.621 --> 01:35:34.542 I just wanna say you did a really good job 01:35:35.502 --> 01:35:38.421 with the whole writing thing or whatever. 01:35:43.134 --> 01:35:44.219 I don't know what I want, 01:35:46.137 --> 01:35:48.390 but I do know that I don't know. 01:35:55.730 --> 01:35:57.107 Okay, okay, um... 01:36:00.068 --> 01:36:04.239 was that, uh, supposed to be like a, like a romantic gesture? 01:36:05.448 --> 01:36:06.324 What? 01:36:06.449 --> 01:36:08.410 What are you trying to say? 01:36:08.952 --> 01:36:12.455 Because I feel exhausted 01:36:13.206 --> 01:36:15.709 and hurt and confused every time you talk to me. 01:36:17.502 --> 01:36:18.461 Okay. 01:36:21.423 --> 01:36:22.465 Sorry, what? 01:36:23.425 --> 01:36:26.594 Chevy, I'm no longer into you. 01:36:27.470 --> 01:36:28.471 Okay? 01:36:28.972 --> 01:36:30.307 And with all due respect, 01:36:30.682 --> 01:36:31.558 fuck off! 01:36:39.524 --> 01:36:41.401 When you're a 22-year-old music critic, 01:36:41.526 --> 01:36:42.944 who happens to be female, 01:36:43.445 --> 01:36:45.822 you will spend a lot of time in a semi-circle, 01:36:46.114 --> 01:36:48.033 standing on the periphery of a conversation. 01:36:48.992 --> 01:36:51.036 This formation is common for women in the arts. 01:36:54.039 --> 01:36:57.625 Standing next to you are six bearded men in plaid shirts, 01:36:58.043 --> 01:36:59.794 arguing about which album is better: 01:37:00.253 --> 01:37:01.713 Husker Du's Zen Arcade 01:37:01.838 --> 01:37:04.007 or The Minutemen's Double Nickels on The Dime. 01:37:04.883 --> 01:37:07.052 They're all pretending not to look at your boobs. 01:37:10.180 --> 01:37:13.391 You stupidly forgot your semi-circle-camouflaging hoodie at home 01:37:13.725 --> 01:37:15.477 and your deep V from American Apparel 01:37:15.602 --> 01:37:17.896 is really wrecking the vibe for everyone today. 01:37:19.689 --> 01:37:21.399 Every so often there is an opening, 01:37:21.983 --> 01:37:24.319 a rare pause where you're allowed to interject 01:37:24.444 --> 01:37:27.072 with an enthusiastic nod or a laugh. 01:37:28.656 --> 01:37:30.825 Only once has someone asked for your opinion 01:37:31.534 --> 01:37:32.786 and that moment made your heart feel 01:37:32.911 --> 01:37:35.080 like a whole football field of floodlights, 01:37:35.497 --> 01:37:37.040 slowly switching on at dusk. 01:37:39.417 --> 01:37:42.253 Validating the opinions and tastes of men you don't agree with 01:37:42.379 --> 01:37:44.923 is how you've paid your rent for the last five years. 01:37:45.799 --> 01:37:47.592 It's how you've gotten boys to like you, 01:37:48.426 --> 01:37:49.886 it's how you've gained attention from your dad 01:37:50.053 --> 01:37:51.388 who loves Steely Dan. 01:37:53.681 --> 01:37:54.599 These days, 01:37:55.016 --> 01:37:58.103 you cultivate the semi-circle's tastes like a secret garden, 01:38:00.146 --> 01:38:02.273 having made your way through Infinite Jest, 01:38:02.982 --> 01:38:04.651 Neutral Milk Hotel in concert, 01:38:05.568 --> 01:38:08.113 and all six Star Wars movies on DVD. 01:38:10.615 --> 01:38:14.786 Because to stand outside the semi-circle is to be unlikable, 01:38:15.745 --> 01:38:18.081 unfuckable, unemployed. 01:38:19.541 --> 01:38:21.543 It means forming your own opinions about what matters 01:38:21.668 --> 01:38:24.045 and who knows what those might even be, right? 01:38:25.755 --> 01:38:28.133 To be a woman who doesn't need male approval. 01:38:29.926 --> 01:38:31.219 To live for yourself. 01:38:31.886 --> 01:38:33.888 To know what kind of person you might want to become, 01:38:34.514 --> 01:38:36.641 without constantly worrying about what men might think of you 01:38:36.766 --> 01:38:38.476 seems impossible at this moment. 01:38:39.769 --> 01:38:41.062 At least that's what you believe, 01:38:41.438 --> 01:38:44.941 as a 22-year-old music critic who happens to be female, 01:38:45.733 --> 01:38:47.694 standing on the periphery of a conversation, 01:38:48.695 --> 01:38:49.863 hoping to be let in. 01:38:55.535 --> 01:38:56.494 Thank you. 01:39:49.506 --> 01:39:52.509 Hi. I missed my train. 01:39:57.597 --> 01:39:58.556 It's big. 01:39:59.974 --> 01:40:00.934 It's disgusting. 01:40:03.686 --> 01:40:06.064 Can I, can I leave my suitcase here while I wait? 01:40:07.690 --> 01:40:08.650 Chevy's not available? 01:40:09.484 --> 01:40:10.568 That cum dumpster? No. 01:40:14.322 --> 01:40:15.281 Good one. 01:40:16.407 --> 01:40:17.242 When are you leaving? 01:40:18.701 --> 01:40:21.496 Um, I think I'm gonna take the midnight Megabus. 01:40:23.540 --> 01:40:24.666 Do you wanna go on an adventure? 01:40:26.084 --> 01:40:28.294 I have the keys to the Bone Patrol van. 01:40:29.420 --> 01:40:30.588 I get to go in the van? 01:40:36.553 --> 01:40:39.347 I woke up again this morning With the sun in my eyes 01:40:39.472 --> 01:40:42.225 When Mike came over With the script surprise 01:40:42.392 --> 01:40:44.686 A mafioso story with a twist 01:40:45.228 --> 01:40:47.689 A "To Wong Foo, Julie Newmar" hitch 01:40:47.814 --> 01:40:49.732 "Get your ass out of bed" he said 01:40:49.899 --> 01:40:51.359 "I'll explain it on the way" 01:40:52.694 --> 01:40:58.074 But we did nothing Absolutely nothing that day 01:40:58.199 --> 01:40:59.242 And I said 01:40:59.409 --> 01:41:06.082 What the hell am I doing Drinking in L.A. at twenty-six? 01:41:06.749 --> 01:41:08.876 Mind on my money and My money on my mind 01:41:09.168 --> 01:41:10.378 Beer, beer 01:41:15.925 --> 01:41:17.343 All right, cross it off. 01:41:45.538 --> 01:41:48.458 You know, Toronto's gonna be exactly the same 01:41:48.583 --> 01:41:49.876 except with no French people. 01:41:51.419 --> 01:41:52.253 Yeah. 01:41:53.546 --> 01:41:57.425 So stay. Learn French. 01:42:00.178 --> 01:42:02.930 Yeah, I think I have a few things to figure out in Toronto first. 01:42:07.935 --> 01:42:08.895 Okay, new term: 01:42:09.937 --> 01:42:11.314 "Moving to Toronto." 01:42:12.273 --> 01:42:13.566 It's when you get your shit together. 01:42:14.400 --> 01:42:16.361 Like when I got my vape, 01:42:16.778 --> 01:42:18.571 I really moved my weed to Toronto. 01:42:36.381 --> 01:42:37.799 Okay, this is my favorite song. 01:43:34.814 --> 01:43:35.690 Are you sure? 01:43:39.444 --> 01:43:40.695 You might get oral herpes. 01:45:18.125 --> 01:45:19.210 Oh my God!