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<i>Dhara!</i>

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<i>Dhara!</i>

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<i>Dhara!</i>

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<i>Wake up, you'll be late for college!</i>

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<i>What are these dreams
I'm getting lately?</i>

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<i>Feels so strange!</i>

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<i>Gosh, Dhara, you're the top student.</i>

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<i>Focus.</i>

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- Pain...
- I too am in pain.

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Don't speak. It hurts.

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- Come on, let's go.
- Where?

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What are you doing? Let's go.

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Come on!

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Where are you taking me?

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Tell me.

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Everyone, move back.

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Everyone is watching.

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But all I can see is you.

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Nobody will take a picture.

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Charu! It's hurting.

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But only love can hurt like this. Look.

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Everyone, please step back a little.

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Please put your phones away.

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Did we skip the lecture for <i>this</i>?

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You shouldn't insult love
like this, Dhara.

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Look how they are wired into each other.

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Literally!

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Soon their hearts will wire in too!

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No one should record videos.

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Put your phones away.

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Nothing to see here.

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Everyone, back to your classes!

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Yes, let's go, Charu.

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Keep quiet.

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Everyone is here.

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BOY CAUGHT IN GIRLS' COLLEGE

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KIDS SEEK EXPERIENCE MORE THAN A DEGREE

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THEIR CHOICE, DICTATED BY SOCIETY.
WANTED PRIVACY, GOT PUBLICITY.

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LESS STUDY, MORE EXPERIMENT.

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GIRL'S GONE OUT OF CONTROL

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- The design is lovely.
- Show me pink.

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Have a look. Hey...

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You should keep it there.

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Sure, let's do this.

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I'll take care of this.

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You sit on my chair.

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How can I?

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Dhara is here to claim it all.
Look over there.

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Dhara!

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Yes, Dad?

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You're here?

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- Dhara!
- Hello, ma'am.

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I heard there was a scandal
at your college today.

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A boy and a girl got entangled.

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Is this what is happening
in college these days?

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Do you know them?

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No.

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No. She doesn't know such people.

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There are no other colors in this design.

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We are out of stock.

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- I wanted pink color.
- We definitely don't have it.

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How come?

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<i>You head east, I head west</i>

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<i>Neither one of us gives in</i>

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<i>Like two banks of a river</i>

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<i>We're far apart
Yet close within</i>

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Mom, I'm trying.

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But I don't want to live with him.

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I will go back to Grandma's.

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Okay, chill.

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I won't leave your old husband alone.

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Don't give me guilt from up there.

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Happy birthday, Mom.

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Happy birthday, Geeta.

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<i>Can't live with you</i>

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<i>Can't survive without you</i>

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<i>Oh, what irony is this!
I have no words!</i>

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<i>My whole world is puzzled by it</i>

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<i>Oh, life</i>

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Dhara!

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Dhara!

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Dhara!

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<i>Sometimes sour, sometimes sweet</i>

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- Good morning.
- Good morning.

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<i>And yet she remains my sweetheart</i>

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Hey--

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<i>Oh, life</i>

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<i>You and I just don't get along</i>

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<i>A few stops here, a few bumps there</i>

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<i>And somehow our journey
Keeps chugging along</i>

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Bye, Dad.

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Bye.

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So, how was
the father-daughter bonding last night?

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The usual mix of pudding
and awkward silences.

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You should come next time.

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No, thanks.

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We reminisce about Mom.

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We don't summon her.

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Why take the risk?

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What a useless scooter!

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Did you ask your dad about the sleepover?

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- I forgot.
- Come on, Dhara!

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How will we ever make new friends
if we don't go?

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I can't roam with losers in college too.

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You roam with me.

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Did I say something else?

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Haven't you lot gone yet?

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Sir!

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One of our classmates
has planned a sleepover tonight.

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And they have invited Dhara and me.

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It's not much. We'll be back by morning.

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And it's also Sunday tomorrow.

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If you think we'll cause trouble,
that is not the case at all.

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We'll be extremely responsible.

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Okay.

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- Go.
- Really?

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What's her name again?

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Garima, sir.

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She's from a very good family.

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- She was the runner-up in the midterm--
- That's okay.

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Garima.

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Text me her phone number,

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her parents' phone number,

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and her address.

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Sure, sir. Done.

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- Okay?
- Okay.

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- Go.
- Okay.

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Thank you, sir.

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What was that, man?

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She's here.

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Let's play.

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Why are we playing games like kids?

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You're at my house.

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- Look at this.
- Whoa!

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Whose is it?

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Dad's.

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Charu, get some water.

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How much water would you like?

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I'm done.

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- Why?
- Today...

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I'm tired. I'll have a stiff drink.

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Okay!

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I am tired.

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- Cheers.
- Cheers!

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Guys, chill.

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It's my mom.

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Here.

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So, what are you girls talking about?

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Nothing, Mom! Please go.

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What is it that you can't tell your mom?

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Mom, just go.

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I know everything.

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I was 18 too.

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Yes, but now you're 48.

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Okay, enjoy.

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I don't know
what to talk about with Dhara.

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She'd sit in front of me,
and I don't know what to say.

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I know that she wants
to talk to me about Geeta.

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Why don't you talk to her?

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I don't have the courage.

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I'm scared that I will break.

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I made a mistake by sending Dhara
to her grandma's house.

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What else could I do, Sunil?

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She would say she'd be by my side forever.
Then one day, she was gone.

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I was unable to look after myself.

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How could I take...

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the responsibility
of a 10-year-old girl?

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When I brought her from her grandma's

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after four years,

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the father-daughter
relationship was lost.

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Think about it.

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Our stuff is visible to boys
even without unboxing, isn't it?

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But what about their stuff?

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It's revealed only at the very end.

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Now that the topic has come up,

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tell me

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if anyone has been touched yet.

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With consent? No.

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And Dhara?

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Have you?

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Dhara is sensible.

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You worry too much about her.

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In fact, you should think more

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about yourself.

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- What do you mean?
- She is in college.

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She can think about herself.

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What are you saying?

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I don't understand.

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Why don't you try online?

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What?

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There is an organization
for single people.

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Look.

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Here goes a phone.

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Download this app.

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You will definitely find someone here.

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Hold this. I got a call.

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Hello.

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Charu has also not touched anyone.

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I've held a boy's hand.

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When?

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While crossing the road.

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I liked it!

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At least we beat
the top student at something.

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- Correct.
- All of you?

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All of you have... done everything?

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First base.

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Second base.

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And

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Swati has a boyfriend.

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- She's just waiting for her nuptial night.
- Yes.

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First, the nuptial chain.
Then, the nuptial night.

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Oh, man!

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What happened, Dhara?

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Why is your face like that?

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It's normal, baby.

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You haven't done anything yet.
That's abnormal.

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Don't you feel anything
when you look at boys?

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Yes, she does. She feels anger.

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Her system is blocked.

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She has topped in everything.

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But no one has topped her.

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Dhara is such a top student

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that she's never thought
about her lower half.

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- Girls, listen.
- Enough, girls. We're done.

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Yes, we're done.
Only Dhara hasn't done it yet.

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And she won't do it either.

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Really, Dhara!

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Despite being a top student,
you have zero curiosity.

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This was the sleepover?

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Everyone attacked me
saying I haven't done anything.

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Should I tell everyone?

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You, Miss Know-it-all...

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haven't even touched yourself.

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Hey...

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Have you gone crazy?

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Don't say that.

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They'll think I'm a loser too, like you.

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Everything is fine.

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Sleep.

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Gosh!

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They have only covered a few bases...

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and yet they act so arrogant.

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I will go all the way.

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I will have sex.

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What happened?

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Nothing.

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I felt like last night you said
you would have sex.

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Must be a dream.

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No.

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I said it.

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You're back.

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Hey!

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What did you say?

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Sex.

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Do you want to?

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As easy as making pudding?

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There's some left over from last night.

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Madam, what I'm saying is,

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is sex as simple as making pudding?

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How would I know?

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I will only know after doing it.

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You've lost it, right?

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A child without her mother...

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was bound to lose her mind someday.

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It's okay. She's gone crazy.

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Why are you getting so worked up?

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Because it's not the sex field
on a form, Dhara.

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I didn't think you'd be so judgemental.

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Is it because of last night
that you want to--

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No.

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I want to do it.

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Also I have been having
weird dreams lately.

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I used to think that girls
from good families don't do all this.

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But yesterday for the first time
I realized

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that there's nothing good or bad in it.

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Everyone is doing it.

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I'm the only one left behind.

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I'm the top student.

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So I will have to skip
a few classes to catch up.

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So...

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It's decided?

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It's decided.

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You...

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will have...

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sex.

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I will have sex.

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So where will you begin?

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I think by taking off the clothes.

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I am asking with whom?

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Just keep playing games all day.

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I'm not playing games.

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I got a match.

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Which match is there today?

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I mean I have a date.

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I need the evening off.

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I have to go to the market to buy flowers.

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Why only flowers?

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Take my car too.

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Shall I get you a muslin shirt?

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- Really?
- Get lost!

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Fool!

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Give it to me.

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So you finally listened to me?

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- No, it's nothing. Give it to me.
- Hold on, man.

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- Why are you feeling shy?
- Shut up.

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Let's update your profile.

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Wait. A picture?

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Just a minute.

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Suck your tummy in. More.

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Pull your tummy in more.

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Yeah!

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Here!

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Nope.

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Out of your league.

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She doesn't look like
she's from Lucknow.

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Too young!

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- Come on!
- What's he doing here?

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Not this...

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<i>You head east, I head West</i>

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<i>Neither one of us gives in</i>

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<i>Like two banks of a river</i>

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<i>We're far apart
Yet close within</i>

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<i>Can't live with you</i>

00:17:42.065 --> 00:17:46.545 align:center
<i>Can't survive without you</i>

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<i>Oh, what irony is this!
I have no words!</i>

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<i>My whole world is puzzled by it</i>

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<i>Oh, life</i>

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<i>You and I just don't get along</i>

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<i>Sometimes sour, sometimes sweet</i>

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<i>And yet she remains my sweetheart</i>

00:18:15.025 --> 00:18:19.665 align:center
<i>Oh, life</i>

00:18:19.745 --> 00:18:24.265 align:center
<i>You and I just don't get along</i>

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<i>A bit of halts here and bumps there</i>

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<i>And somehow our journey
Keeps chugging along</i>

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<i>Sometimes my sleep flies off</i>

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<i>Like birds at the break of dawn</i>

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<i>Sometimes the night brings dreams</i>

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<i>Lovely little souls that linger here</i>

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<i>Some days the sun scorches me</i>

00:19:07.785 --> 00:19:12.185 align:center
<i>Some days the clouds
Wrap me in their shade</i>

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<i>You are woven into every line of my fate</i>

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<i>And with you, I must
Journey through this life</i>

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<i>Oh, life</i>

00:19:26.705 --> 00:19:31.265 align:center
<i>You and I just don't seem to get along</i>

00:19:31.345 --> 00:19:35.905 align:center
<i>Sometimes sour, sometimes sweet</i>

00:19:36.145 --> 00:19:40.825 align:center
<i>And yet she remains my sweetheart</i>

00:19:40.905 --> 00:19:45.545 align:center
<i>Oh, life</i>

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<i>You and I just don't seem to get along</i>