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[the lion roars]
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[the lion roars again]
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[funky intriguing music]
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[pulsing dance music]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[suspenseful music]
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[in Italian] Hey, gorgeous...
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- [electronic buzz]
- [notification pings]
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[suspenseful music intensifies]
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[music stops]
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[in Italian] Cheers.
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[badass music]
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Oh shit...
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[mellow dramatic music]
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[cool up-tempo music]
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[button dings]
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[beep]
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PRESIDENTIAL SUITE
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[regular electronic chirps]
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[muffled chirps]
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[funky suspenseful music]
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[pleased laugh]
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[cool suspenseful music]
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[beep]
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[scanner beeps]
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[electronic whirring]
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[man] What is this shit?
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No dip?
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[sighs] Motherfucker...
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[keypad clicking]
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[gasps]
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[male voice] Hello?
Is someone in here?
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There's someone in here.
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[male voice] Hello, security?
Someone's broken into my room.
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[loud knocking]
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[in French] Open the door
or we'll break it open!
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[text message beeps]
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[chuckles]
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[chuckling continues]
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[loud knocking]
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[swaggering rock music]
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[beeps]
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[electric car engine revs]
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[electric motorcycle engine revs]
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- [bell tolling]
- [birds chirping]
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[relaxed playful music]
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[alert dings]
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[beep]
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[music intensifies]
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[cool soaring music]
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[music fades]
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[branches crack]
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"60_sekondz_in_out"?
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[in Italian] You're late.
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"Ghost_95"?
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[phones vibrate and beep]
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- [in French] Hi.
- Ciao.
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Speak English?
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If I have to.
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OK. Let's do it then.
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You are ready?
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[flirty jazz music]
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Hmm. Lots of light.
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A party?
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No. Deterrent.
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- How can you be sure?
- The three "No's."
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No noise, no cars, nobody around.
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Maybe you just can't see them from here.
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We'll find out soon enough.
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- [man] OK, watch me.
- Wait.
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- Intrusion's my thing.
- You'll love this.
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Little boom. 60 seconds in and out.
What do you say?
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Don't you use that name on Tinder?
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On Tinder, I'm just Jay. Paris.
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- You?
- Chiara. Napoli.
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They'll have backup.
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- I doubt it.
- They will.
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They will not.
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Big property like this?
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- Hundred percent.
- Wanna bet?
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Depends on the stakes.
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Strip poker.
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You in?
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You'll be the one freezing his ass.
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[beeps]
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[beeping accelerates]
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[muffled bang]
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[fizzing and burning]
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[distant boom]
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[in French] Here you go.
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[gasps] Look!
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A backup.
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OK, then.
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[zipper unzipping]
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[wires crackling]
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[cool low-key music]
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[Jay] So... What's our plan now?
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What?
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[dramatic whoosh]
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[cool low-key music]
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[suctioning]
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Told you. No one.
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[cool low-key music continues]
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[Jay] Door jammers, suction pads, semtex?
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This is all burglar shit.
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What does this guy do for a living?
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Whatever he does,
he makes money out of it.
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[Chiara] Target.
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[Jay chuckles]
Gotlib 1920. Old school.
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- [Chiara] What's that?
- My new toy!
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- You sure it works?
- Wanna bet?
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[she laughs]
You're going to end up butt-naked.
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[chuckles] Here is my butt.
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Take a good look.
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- [laughs]
- [Jay] And showtime.
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[impressed] Hooo...
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- Uhh...
- [Chiara] What?
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- It's empty.
- [English man] Look more closely.
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You passed the test. Bravo.
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[menacing music]
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And bare-chested.
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- Interesting.
- Why do you care?
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Why is that?
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- Heat control? Avoiding static?
- He won't say a thing without a lawyer.
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Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Shall we put our shirts on and, um,
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repair to the parlor?
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As you've no doubt surmised by now,
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this is my safe.
And I'm the one who hired you.
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You hired us? To rob you.
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Fast learner. Cheers.
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- You a cop?
- What?
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- A spook?
- No!
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Just... Roger.
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Cavendish.
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If this is a scam,
you better still pay us.
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No! I apologize for the subterfuge.
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I needed to know
the two of you could work together.
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And it appears you can.
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And does it have anything to do
with the gear downstairs?
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I would like to offer you
the job of a lifetime.
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One that is more than worthy
of your talents.
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[intriguing music]
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Chiara:
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a hacking wizard.
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No qualms
about getting close to her target.
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And Jay:
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the most creative
explosives expert of his generation.
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Separately, you are formidable.
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Together...
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You're perfect.
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What do you think?
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No. Nice meeting you.
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But no.
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Yeah.
Thanks for the drink, but no.
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Your compensation
will be 100,000 euros.
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Plus one third of the proceeds.
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Each.
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[tantalizing music]
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Good champagne, actually.
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What's the job?
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To purloin
an object of immense value from...
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a secure location.
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- Great. That narrows it down.
- Should you succeed,
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your children's children
will never need to work.
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Truth. Now. Or I walk.
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Same.
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You may have noticed that recently
your toothbrushes went missing.
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If you call that a toothbrush.
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- Woah.
- You better have a good explanation.
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I do. I do.
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Here we go. Chiara,
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Jay.
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The real reason I brought you here
is that I'm a businessman.
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And a bachelor.
And a long-retired thief.
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But in both of your separate cases,
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[music swells dramatically]
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I am also your father.
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[funky cool music]
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Woah.
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PATERNITY TEST
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- [in French] Mom?
- Yes, darling.
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I have something important to ask you.
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Ah.
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What?
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Roger?
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Wait, you knew about him?
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He reached out to me last month.
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I'm sorry, I should've known.
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What do you mean? Known what?
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Listen...
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I should've told you earlier.
It's my fault.
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[Chiara] So...
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We are your children.
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And both of us are thieves.
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Just like you.
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Just like that?
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Genetics.
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I was skeptical at first.
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You can test again if you like.
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Truth is,
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we are family.
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[laughs]
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[Jay's mother] We met in 1995
while I was traveling in India.
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- India?
- Yes.
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We spent a few nights together
in Mumbai.
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Then I lost his phone number,
so I was never able to contact him again.
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[Chiara] I was abandoned at birth.
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My foster parents
couldn't be trusted with a goldfish.
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So if you truly are my father,
I'm curious to hear your excuse.
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Chiara...
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I cannot begin to express
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how sorry I am for what happened.
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But may I say...
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[tender sigh]
You look so much like your mother.
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Say what you like. I wouldn't know.
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Of course.
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[in French] What about that guy?
The Greek captain?
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One day when you were five, you asked me
why you didn't have a dad like the others.
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I panicked.
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And I came up with that story,
the Greek sailor who died at sea.
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I'm sorry you found out this way, honey.
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But Roger... is your dad.
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[Roger] We met in a hotel in Capri.
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I was on a job nearby
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and she was staying
in the room across the hall.
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As it turns out,
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she was a private detective
who was trailing me on behalf of a client
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who thought I had stolen his Picasso.
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[chortles]
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I had not!
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Sadly to say.
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Anyway,
one night I booked a table for two
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and told her the seat was hers,
since she was following me anyway,
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she might as well have dinner with me.
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One thing led to another and, um...
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Then a lawyer contacted me
and told me
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that she had passed away
and that you existed.
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I tried to find her for a while,
but then I was like,
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what the fuck would I say?
"Thanks for abandoning me?"
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I understand.
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[footsteps]
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So.
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What do I call you?
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Well,
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just Roger is fine.
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I guess.
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Nice to meet you, Roger.
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[intriguing funky music]
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Nice to meet you, young man.
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Hey, bro.
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Hey there, sis.
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[Roger chuckles]
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So, what do you want to steal?
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[dramatic music]
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[stammering] Wait...
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This is the job? Stealing her?
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Yes.
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You're insane. It's absurd.
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Peruggia did it 100 years ago.
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- A smash and grab.
- Impossible now.
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Every heist is impossible
until someone proves otherwise.
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Look, Mr. Roger,
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I don't care if you're Santa Claus
or my loser father,
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but if you're crazy enough
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to try stealing the most famous painting,
you've lost your mind.
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- It cannot be done.
- I believe it can.
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- And...
- How do you fence it?
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- Do you even have a buyer?
- Not yet. But...
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Once we hold this painting in our hands,
we won't have just one buyer.
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We'll have a bidding war!
00:15:43.438 --> 00:15:45.605 align:center
One where millions become billions.
00:15:46.146 --> 00:15:48.146 align:center
But to get there,
I need a team I can trust.
00:15:48.521 --> 00:15:49.730 align:center
You two. Think of it.
00:15:50.646 --> 00:15:52.104 align:center
A family heist.
00:15:52.105 --> 00:15:54.605 align:center
The most glorious of the century!
00:15:55.896 --> 00:15:57.355 align:center
[uncomfortable silence]
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[mumbling] Right. Um...
00:16:01.313 --> 00:16:02.355 align:center
Follow me.
00:16:04.855 --> 00:16:08.812 align:center
Synthetic aperture radar view
of Paris during the 2019 drought.
00:16:08.813 --> 00:16:12.688 align:center
Open source analysts.
Bless them, it's like Christmas every day!
00:16:13.563 --> 00:16:17.313 align:center
Now. For centuries,
a rumor has circulated of a tunnel
00:16:17.730 --> 00:16:20.770 align:center
built to enable escape
from the Louvre in times of peril.
00:16:20.771 --> 00:16:23.521 align:center
It was bricked up during the Revolution,
so the rumor went,
00:16:23.855 --> 00:16:25.980 align:center
its endpoint long forgotten.
00:16:26.355 --> 00:16:27.896 align:center
But do you see this line here?
00:16:28.230 --> 00:16:29.230 align:center
This.
00:16:30.521 --> 00:16:33.188 align:center
That is proof that the rumor is true.
00:16:33.730 --> 00:16:35.355 align:center
The tunnel is real.
00:16:35.771 --> 00:16:37.188 align:center
Now I know it.
00:16:37.938 --> 00:16:39.521 align:center
And you know it too.
00:16:40.355 --> 00:16:42.854 align:center
It runs 42 feet under street level,
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directly into the basement
of this building.
00:16:48.313 --> 00:16:49.729 align:center
The Académie Française?
00:16:49.730 --> 00:16:51.480 align:center
- It would appear so, yes.
- So...
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Break into the Académie Française
00:16:55.230 --> 00:16:57.229 align:center
- and steal the Mona Lisa?
- Oui.
00:16:57.230 --> 00:16:59.521 align:center
And then what?
We blow up the Eiffel Tower?
00:17:00.730 --> 00:17:03.145 align:center
Me, you, her? That's it?
00:17:03.146 --> 00:17:05.312 align:center
Yes. No mercenaries.
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You two are all I've ever needed.
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[sigh]
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Two towering talents.
00:17:10.938 --> 00:17:12.480 align:center
My own flesh and blood.
00:17:14.063 --> 00:17:16.105 align:center
So you were a real thief, huh?
00:17:17.063 --> 00:17:18.146 align:center
Back in the day.
00:17:19.480 --> 00:17:21.480 align:center
Anything we might have heard of?
00:17:21.855 --> 00:17:23.271 align:center
Um, well.
00:17:24.230 --> 00:17:25.312 align:center
It's very rare
00:17:25.313 --> 00:17:28.063 align:center
that anyone
brags about being robbed, but...
00:17:28.855 --> 00:17:29.770 align:center
Let's see.
00:17:29.771 --> 00:17:31.187 align:center
Uhh...
00:17:31.188 --> 00:17:32.395 align:center
Shall we say,
00:17:32.396 --> 00:17:36.354 align:center
the Mumbai Taj Mahal in '95, perhaps?
00:17:36.355 --> 00:17:39.396 align:center
[soft dramatic music]
00:17:41.938 --> 00:17:43.771 align:center
The Romanov necklace?
00:17:46.271 --> 00:17:48.480 align:center
You mean...
You are the Snow Leopard?
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Tabloids' invention.
00:17:51.230 --> 00:17:54.437 align:center
That always sounded
like a shitty heavy metal band to me.
00:17:54.438 --> 00:17:56.104 align:center
But, yes, I am he.
00:17:56.105 --> 00:17:59.063 align:center
I thought the Snow Leopard
died in prison in Mogadishu.
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He did. But I didn't.
00:18:02.480 --> 00:18:03.313 align:center
Anyway.
00:18:04.105 --> 00:18:07.062 align:center
Would you do me the honor
of being my guests for the night?
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I can explain the plan in the morning
and you can decide
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whether it's your cup of tea.
00:18:15.480 --> 00:18:18.020 align:center
[tender piano music]
00:18:18.021 --> 00:18:20.230 align:center
[keyboard tapping]
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...father of FERRARO CHIARA.
00:18:37.980 --> 00:18:39.563 align:center
[tender music swells]
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CAVENDISH ROGER
is the father of FERRARO CHIARA.
00:18:52.521 --> 00:18:53.855 align:center
Cup of tea...
00:18:55.063 --> 00:18:56.313 align:center
[soft laugh]
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[playful funky music]
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[low whirring]
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If we do this job, and I mean if,
we need some ground rules.
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- I know, I shook my ass--
- I wasn't looking.
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[dubious] OK. Sure.
00:19:11.688 --> 00:19:12.854 align:center
No, I really wasn't.
00:19:12.855 --> 00:19:14.354 align:center
It didn't feel like that.
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At the time we didn't know, bro.
00:19:17.021 --> 00:19:18.812 align:center
- So you were looking.
- No!
00:19:18.813 --> 00:19:20.355 align:center
I wasn't looking, no!
00:19:22.105 --> 00:19:23.687 align:center
- Nice room.
- Big brother.
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- How old are you?
- 30.
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- So am I.
- I meant 31. Loser.
00:19:28.271 --> 00:19:31.771 align:center
- Good night, little ghost.
- Good night, 30 seconds.
00:19:35.313 --> 00:19:39.771 align:center
[sweeping dramatic music]
00:19:42.688 --> 00:19:46.021 align:center
- OK. This had better be...
- An amazing plan.
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An amazing plan.
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Shall we begin?
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Seven days from today,
the 18th of October,
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the Louvre closes at 6 p.m.
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Maintenance works till 9,
leaving it pristine for the morning.
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2,000 guards, brigade of police,
and the French military.
00:20:03.063 --> 00:20:07.104 align:center
By that time, Jay, you enter the Académie
through the bricked-up passage.
00:20:07.105 --> 00:20:10.604 align:center
Meanwhile, Chiara, on the church terrace
overlooking the museum,
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you access the security network.
00:20:12.980 --> 00:20:15.229 align:center
Meanwhile, you guide Jay to cut the power.
00:20:15.230 --> 00:20:17.645 align:center
Backup generator,
12 seconds to kick in.
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And I believe
that more or less covers everything.
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- Seven days.
- Yes.
00:20:23.480 --> 00:20:26.020 align:center
- Not a lot of time to prep.
- But more than enough
00:20:26.021 --> 00:20:28.895 align:center
for you to find a way
into the Louvre's security network
00:20:28.896 --> 00:20:31.395 align:center
thanks to your VR intrusion technique
00:20:31.396 --> 00:20:33.855 align:center
and for Jay to find a way
to breach that tunnel.
00:20:34.521 --> 00:20:36.396 align:center
And 12 seconds for the lift itself.
00:20:36.730 --> 00:20:39.104 align:center
It's tight. But doable.
00:20:39.105 --> 00:20:41.105 align:center
A young man of your talents?
00:20:41.563 --> 00:20:42.688 align:center
[Roger] Come on.
00:20:43.396 --> 00:20:44.854 align:center
Still. Seven days.
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I know.
Normally we'd have to wait till Christmas.
00:20:47.438 --> 00:20:50.187 align:center
But it was kind enough
of the personnel to announce
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they're going on strike next week.
[chuckles]
00:20:53.688 --> 00:20:55.229 align:center
Vive la France!
00:20:55.230 --> 00:20:56.437 align:center
Zero visitors.
00:20:56.438 --> 00:21:00.563 align:center
Minimal guards.
The opportunity of a lifetime.
00:21:01.730 --> 00:21:03.230 align:center
So I ask you:
00:21:04.938 --> 00:21:06.438 align:center
Shall we do this together?
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As a family.
00:21:08.563 --> 00:21:11.563 align:center
[up-tempo rock music]
00:21:13.896 --> 00:21:15.396 align:center
Yeah.
00:21:20.605 --> 00:21:21.979 align:center
Marvelous!
00:21:21.980 --> 00:21:24.521 align:center
Right.
Now, here are the technical details.
00:21:25.188 --> 00:21:27.396 align:center
Read it. Study it. Commit it to memory.
00:21:27.980 --> 00:21:30.020 align:center
Then do it again.
00:21:30.021 --> 00:21:31.730 align:center
Actually, you can do it on the road.
00:21:32.938 --> 00:21:36.645 align:center
["Smile Mona Lisa" by will.i.am playing]
00:21:36.646 --> 00:21:38.770 align:center
♪ Let me tell you 'bout my girlfriend ♪
00:21:38.771 --> 00:21:41.355 align:center
♪ My girlfriend Mona Lisa... ♪
00:21:57.063 --> 00:21:58.396 align:center
Can we stop? I need to pee.
00:21:59.521 --> 00:22:02.645 align:center
- But you went at lunch.
- That was two hours ago.
00:22:02.646 --> 00:22:05.479 align:center
Well, all those energy drinks
may have something to do with it.
00:22:05.480 --> 00:22:07.020 align:center
It's right here.
What's the problem?
00:22:07.021 --> 00:22:09.605 align:center
- I want to hit Paris before 6.
- That's in 3 hours!
00:22:09.938 --> 00:22:13.104 align:center
Yes, and if we're caught in rush hour,
we won't get there until 8!
00:22:13.105 --> 00:22:15.146 align:center
OK, fine. Eyes on the road.
00:22:16.646 --> 00:22:17.562 align:center
Oh my God!
00:22:17.563 --> 00:22:19.520 align:center
Christ on a fucking bike!
00:22:19.521 --> 00:22:23.729 align:center
- The can or out the window. Your choice.
- No pissing in the Jag!
00:22:23.730 --> 00:22:25.395 align:center
- [Chiara] Disgusting.
- Relax.
00:22:25.396 --> 00:22:26.520 align:center
Ugh!
00:22:26.521 --> 00:22:28.770 align:center
- What's the problem?
- We have an appointment.
00:22:28.771 --> 00:22:30.520 align:center
Can't you just call the guy?
00:22:30.521 --> 00:22:33.645 align:center
It's a lady, and she doesn't have a phone!
00:22:33.646 --> 00:22:36.312 align:center
[camera shutters clicking]
00:22:36.313 --> 00:22:39.395 align:center
[Roger] Sorry, so sorry.
00:22:39.396 --> 00:22:41.520 align:center
Sorry, we're with the museum, darling.
00:22:41.521 --> 00:22:42.854 align:center
All right, here we are.
00:22:42.855 --> 00:22:44.480 align:center
There we are.
00:22:49.605 --> 00:22:51.146 align:center
Show some respect.
00:22:51.813 --> 00:22:54.229 align:center
♪ ...Let me tell you 'bout my baby ♪
00:22:54.230 --> 00:22:56.271 align:center
♪ My baby Mona Lisa ♪
00:22:56.480 --> 00:22:58.521 align:center
♪ She told me that I'm acting crazy ♪
00:22:58.980 --> 00:23:01.687 align:center
- ♪ She said I need to free her ♪
- [deep breath]
00:23:01.688 --> 00:23:04.605 align:center
[tour guide speaking Korean]
00:23:06.480 --> 00:23:09.396 align:center
[Roger] Here we are, kids.
Right across from our target.
00:23:13.938 --> 00:23:17.062 align:center
That didn't help me figure out
where to plug in the pineapple.
00:23:17.063 --> 00:23:18.312 align:center
Plug what?
00:23:18.313 --> 00:23:21.646 align:center
It's a hacking device.
So I can grab the signal from the outside.
00:23:22.480 --> 00:23:25.313 align:center
- Where would you put that?
- That's the whole point.
00:23:25.646 --> 00:23:28.105 align:center
Why don't we discuss this inside.
Shall we?
00:23:34.771 --> 00:23:39.271 align:center
[sigh of relief]
Welcome to our Parisian pied-à-terre.
00:23:40.105 --> 00:23:41.270 align:center
Where is my room?
00:23:41.271 --> 00:23:42.521 align:center
Upstairs.
00:23:43.688 --> 00:23:46.396 align:center
Shoes off, please.
The deposit is obscene.
00:23:46.896 --> 00:23:50.437 align:center
You two kids don't mind
sharing a room, do you?
00:23:50.438 --> 00:23:53.313 align:center
I thought it might give you
the opportunity to bond.
00:23:53.896 --> 00:23:54.937 align:center
Do we have to?
00:23:54.938 --> 00:23:58.271 align:center
Oh, I'm sorry.
The Ritz was all booked up.
00:23:59.188 --> 00:24:00.105 align:center
Dinner at 7?
00:24:00.563 --> 00:24:03.270 align:center
You know, my place isn't far.
00:24:03.271 --> 00:24:06.187 align:center
- Maybe I'll just crash there.
- Out of the question.
00:24:06.188 --> 00:24:09.187 align:center
We are family. This is Cavendish HQ.
00:24:09.188 --> 00:24:12.062 align:center
We stick together, just the three of us,
until the job is done.
00:24:12.063 --> 00:24:13.938 align:center
- Understood?
- Mm-hmm.
00:24:23.855 --> 00:24:25.396 align:center
Why do you get the big bed?
00:24:26.813 --> 00:24:28.730 align:center
- Hmm?
- Why do you get the big bed?
00:24:29.396 --> 00:24:31.855 align:center
Um, because I'm sitting on it.
00:24:33.396 --> 00:24:34.438 align:center
OK.
00:24:37.938 --> 00:24:40.563 align:center
- Problem?
- Yeah, you are the fucking problem.
00:24:42.021 --> 00:24:43.062 align:center
[beep]
00:24:43.063 --> 00:24:45.480 align:center
- [in Italian] What?
- What?
00:24:46.313 --> 00:24:47.730 align:center
Nothing you can understand.
00:24:49.146 --> 00:24:51.980 align:center
[upbeat funk music]
00:24:57.646 --> 00:25:00.604 align:center
[Jay] For the explosives,
I need to know how much to use.
00:25:00.605 --> 00:25:02.313 align:center
Too little, the wall stays.
00:25:02.646 --> 00:25:05.062 align:center
Too much, the whole building blows up.
00:25:05.063 --> 00:25:08.563 align:center
So my first stop is the basement
of the Académie Française.
00:25:09.438 --> 00:25:11.604 align:center
Stones, bricks, or concrete.
00:25:11.605 --> 00:25:14.146 align:center
I just need to see what I'm working with.
00:25:14.646 --> 00:25:16.313 align:center
How do you plan on getting in?
00:25:16.938 --> 00:25:18.396 align:center
Planning is for losers.
00:25:19.271 --> 00:25:20.688 align:center
But we are literally planning.
00:25:21.271 --> 00:25:23.520 align:center
- Ever heard the word "talent"?
- Not around you.
00:25:23.521 --> 00:25:25.020 align:center
I'll get in, hit the basement,
00:25:25.021 --> 00:25:28.062 align:center
straight through the tunnel wall,
in and out in 60 seconds.
00:25:28.063 --> 00:25:30.021 align:center
- Like a rock star.
- Ooh.
00:25:31.105 --> 00:25:32.146 align:center
Full English.
00:25:33.271 --> 00:25:35.270 align:center
And what about you, my dear?
00:25:35.271 --> 00:25:36.980 align:center
The infamous pineapple.
00:25:37.480 --> 00:25:39.605 align:center
Did you find a place to plant it?
00:25:40.105 --> 00:25:41.188 align:center
Yeah, I'm on it today.
00:25:42.063 --> 00:25:46.520 align:center
Last night, I attempted a VR intrusion
into their security system.
00:25:46.521 --> 00:25:48.729 align:center
It's old, but it's a proper minefield.
00:25:48.730 --> 00:25:50.187 align:center
[effortful grunt]
00:25:50.188 --> 00:25:52.812 align:center
I was looking for the perfect spot
to plug it in,
00:25:52.813 --> 00:25:56.187 align:center
but the only access I found
is above the VIP lounge,
00:25:56.188 --> 00:25:57.855 align:center
and I'm not a VIP.
00:25:58.563 --> 00:25:59.687 align:center
That's just one problem,
00:25:59.688 --> 00:26:03.646 align:center
'cause the second I'm inside the system,
I'll trigger a red flag.
00:26:03.938 --> 00:26:05.979 align:center
[alert beeping]
00:26:05.980 --> 00:26:07.062 align:center
[frustrated sigh]
00:26:07.063 --> 00:26:09.437 align:center
To get around that,
I'll need a permission token.
00:26:09.438 --> 00:26:10.687 align:center
What's a permission token?
00:26:10.688 --> 00:26:12.355 align:center
High-end tech security.
00:26:13.563 --> 00:26:16.855 align:center
A sort of physical digital key.
Impossible to duplicate.
00:26:17.730 --> 00:26:19.604 align:center
But don't worry.
I've got that covered.
00:26:19.605 --> 00:26:21.938 align:center
See? Daddy's in charge.
00:26:22.271 --> 00:26:23.729 align:center
[Roger chuckles]
00:26:23.730 --> 00:26:26.729 align:center
Reunion regression.
I've read about this.
00:26:26.730 --> 00:26:29.729 align:center
When orphans are reunited
with their biological parents--
00:26:29.730 --> 00:26:32.479 align:center
- Never mind.
- Usually, it's younger children.
00:26:32.480 --> 00:26:34.645 align:center
I said, never mind!
00:26:34.646 --> 00:26:37.021 align:center
- [shocked laugh]
- It's all right.
00:26:39.730 --> 00:26:42.021 align:center
[cool up-tempo music]
00:26:56.480 --> 00:26:58.479 align:center
[in French]
Counterintelligence Security Service.
00:26:58.480 --> 00:27:01.437 align:center
I need to access the basement immediately.
00:27:01.438 --> 00:27:03.104 align:center
- Of course.
- Which way?
00:27:03.105 --> 00:27:06.020 align:center
- This door?
- Yes. Wait, let me call my supervisor.
00:27:06.021 --> 00:27:09.062 align:center
Absolutely not. Don't play hero.
You're doing just fine.
00:27:09.063 --> 00:27:10.145 align:center
The key, please.
00:27:10.146 --> 00:27:13.854 align:center
["Paris (Ooh La La)"
by Grace Potter & the Nocturnals playing]
00:27:13.855 --> 00:27:15.396 align:center
[timer beeps]
00:27:22.438 --> 00:27:25.437 align:center
♪ You got me down on the floor ♪
00:27:25.438 --> 00:27:26.813 align:center
[beep]
00:27:27.730 --> 00:27:31.980 align:center
♪ So what'd you bring me down here for? ♪
00:27:33.021 --> 00:27:36.020 align:center
♪ You got me down on the floor... ♪
00:27:36.021 --> 00:27:36.980 align:center
OK.
00:27:43.396 --> 00:27:46.271 align:center
[counter beeping]
00:27:49.230 --> 00:27:50.688 align:center
ARCHIVES ROOM
00:27:51.563 --> 00:27:53.270 align:center
- [in French] Hello?
- Mourad, is that you?
00:27:53.271 --> 00:27:55.605 align:center
- What's going on?
- You should get down here.
00:28:12.605 --> 00:28:13.438 align:center
OK.
00:28:13.980 --> 00:28:15.437 align:center
[in French] What the hell is this?
00:28:15.438 --> 00:28:18.187 align:center
[dramatic music]
00:28:18.188 --> 00:28:19.104 align:center
[in French] What?
00:28:19.105 --> 00:28:20.937 align:center
[in English] Planning is for losers.
00:28:20.938 --> 00:28:22.105 align:center
[chime]
00:28:24.646 --> 00:28:26.563 align:center
Fuck! Fuck!
00:28:27.646 --> 00:28:29.146 align:center
[frustrated growl]
00:28:31.813 --> 00:28:32.771 align:center
OK.
00:28:39.730 --> 00:28:41.145 align:center
[men talking loudly]
00:28:41.146 --> 00:28:42.605 align:center
[in French] ...an explosion!
00:28:42.980 --> 00:28:43.937 align:center
Stay here.
00:28:43.938 --> 00:28:45.937 align:center
[in French] Fuck.
00:28:45.938 --> 00:28:47.896 align:center
♪ ...I'd break the law ♪
00:28:50.146 --> 00:28:52.146 align:center
♪ And if I was from Paris ♪
00:28:52.813 --> 00:28:54.437 align:center
♪ If I was from Paris ♪
00:28:54.438 --> 00:28:57.020 align:center
♪ I would say,
"Ooh la la, la, la-la, la-la" ♪
00:28:57.021 --> 00:28:59.021 align:center
[song fades]
00:28:59.980 --> 00:29:01.605 align:center
- How'd it go?
- Fantastic.
00:29:02.313 --> 00:29:04.270 align:center
- Dropped your phone?
- Kind of.
00:29:04.271 --> 00:29:05.479 align:center
- Hmm.
- Hmm.
00:29:05.480 --> 00:29:07.688 align:center
- You get what you needed?
- Yeah.
00:29:08.146 --> 00:29:10.395 align:center
The tunnel is limestone and mortar.
00:29:10.396 --> 00:29:11.896 align:center
I'll go with the slime gun.
00:29:13.021 --> 00:29:14.813 align:center
- [Roger] What's that?
- Personal creation.
00:29:15.146 --> 00:29:17.270 align:center
Well, I look forward
to hearing all about it.
00:29:17.271 --> 00:29:19.562 align:center
Lunch in five minutes.
I kept it light.
00:29:19.563 --> 00:29:21.270 align:center
Lay the table, please.
00:29:21.271 --> 00:29:23.854 align:center
[playful music]
00:29:23.855 --> 00:29:26.145 align:center
So, planning is for losers, huh?
00:29:26.146 --> 00:29:28.520 align:center
Especially when you work
with a back-stabber.
00:29:28.521 --> 00:29:29.688 align:center
Hmm.
00:29:30.563 --> 00:29:32.313 align:center
This is yours, right?
00:29:33.396 --> 00:29:34.771 align:center
Kind of small.
00:29:35.480 --> 00:29:36.687 align:center
[laughs]
00:29:36.688 --> 00:29:39.438 align:center
You have no idea
what you're talking about, sister.
00:29:40.646 --> 00:29:42.105 align:center
You want to dance, huh?
00:29:42.521 --> 00:29:44.105 align:center
Is that it, daddy's girl?
00:29:46.271 --> 00:29:49.146 align:center
If you don't plan properly,
we all get fucking caught.
00:29:49.480 --> 00:29:53.062 align:center
And I'm not spending my life in prison
because you're a lazy dick.
00:29:53.063 --> 00:29:55.355 align:center
What about the mango shit,
daddy's busy girl?
00:29:55.730 --> 00:29:57.354 align:center
It's pineapple, mommy's lover boy.
00:29:57.355 --> 00:29:59.771 align:center
Still looking for an excuse to fail?
00:30:02.313 --> 00:30:03.229 align:center
[Roger] Enough!
00:30:03.230 --> 00:30:07.230 align:center
You brainless little shits!
I cannot believe this.
00:30:07.938 --> 00:30:10.604 align:center
You think the men who pulled off
the great train robbery
00:30:10.605 --> 00:30:12.812 align:center
or the Amherst diamond heist
00:30:12.813 --> 00:30:15.770 align:center
wasted their time
squabbling with each other?
00:30:15.771 --> 00:30:17.270 align:center
No! I don't think so!
00:30:17.271 --> 00:30:18.895 align:center
This unseemly fighting
00:30:18.896 --> 00:30:21.854 align:center
is putting the job at risk
and I will not permit it.
00:30:21.855 --> 00:30:24.855 align:center
It took me ten years
to come up with this plan.
00:30:25.313 --> 00:30:27.145 align:center
And we've got six days to pull it off.
00:30:27.146 --> 00:30:31.895 align:center
And you have just wasted one,
you brainless little shits!
00:30:31.896 --> 00:30:33.230 align:center
Not wasted.
00:30:33.563 --> 00:30:36.063 align:center
In fact, I did well today
for a brainless little shit.
00:30:36.730 --> 00:30:38.937 align:center
And I'm sure my brainless sister
00:30:38.938 --> 00:30:41.520 align:center
is going to crack
her kiwi fruit problem.
00:30:41.521 --> 00:30:43.229 align:center
- [Chiara] Pineapple!
- All right.
00:30:43.230 --> 00:30:44.771 align:center
What about that permission token?
00:30:45.355 --> 00:30:47.437 align:center
I told you, that's taken care of.
00:30:47.438 --> 00:30:50.937 align:center
The Louvre outsources their security
to the Tyrannus Corporation.
00:30:50.938 --> 00:30:53.855 align:center
The Tyrannus Corporation is headed up
by one Monsieur Bartoli.
00:30:54.646 --> 00:30:58.020 align:center
Monsieur Bartoli keeps the token
on his person at all times.
00:30:58.021 --> 00:30:59.437 align:center
He is also
00:30:59.438 --> 00:31:02.145 align:center
a member
of the Guild of Truffle Enthusiasts,
00:31:02.146 --> 00:31:04.520 align:center
THE BLACK DIAMOND - INVITATION
00:31:04.521 --> 00:31:07.063 align:center
...and like any good foodie,
he cannot resist an invitation.
00:31:07.605 --> 00:31:10.604 align:center
- OK. Not bad.
- Not bad?
00:31:10.605 --> 00:31:14.437 align:center
Darling, I'm English.
Not bad is what I say when I orgasm.
00:31:14.438 --> 00:31:15.979 align:center
Nope, no thanks.
00:31:15.980 --> 00:31:18.730 align:center
[dramatic mysterious music]
00:31:29.480 --> 00:31:34.813 align:center
[old, quavering voice] So, our friend
Cavendish has been seen in town.
00:31:35.438 --> 00:31:37.395 align:center
Yes, sir. He has.
00:31:37.396 --> 00:31:41.563 align:center
That was yesterday
and I only find out now.
00:31:42.105 --> 00:31:43.520 align:center
Well, sir, we thought...
00:31:43.521 --> 00:31:45.896 align:center
Shut the fuck up.
00:31:46.480 --> 00:31:49.896 align:center
You are merely a status symbol.
00:31:50.230 --> 00:31:53.230 align:center
[rasping breath] Just go bring Cavendish.
00:31:53.563 --> 00:31:56.271 align:center
And if he doesn't comply,
shoot him in the face.
00:31:57.230 --> 00:31:59.146 align:center
[telephone rings]
00:32:04.063 --> 00:32:05.021 align:center
[Roger] Hello?
00:32:05.521 --> 00:32:06.730 align:center
This is he.
00:32:07.605 --> 00:32:10.438 align:center
- [man] Mr. van Klum wants to see you.
- Oh he does?
00:32:11.521 --> 00:32:13.646 align:center
[Roger] Same hotel? Penthouse?
00:32:14.230 --> 00:32:16.813 align:center
[man] The car
is waiting for you downstairs.
00:32:17.646 --> 00:32:18.563 align:center
Right.
00:32:19.021 --> 00:32:20.395 align:center
I'll be right down.
00:32:20.396 --> 00:32:23.021 align:center
[tense music]
00:32:40.688 --> 00:32:42.521 align:center
[tense music continues]
00:33:13.980 --> 00:33:15.188 align:center
[elevator dings]
00:33:16.938 --> 00:33:18.563 align:center
[beeps]
00:33:22.188 --> 00:33:24.355 align:center
[doors shut]
00:33:27.313 --> 00:33:29.187 align:center
- Have you been?
- Hmm?
00:33:29.188 --> 00:33:30.980 align:center
We just had a private tour!
00:33:31.355 --> 00:33:34.354 align:center
Of the Louvre! You know,
that big museum down by the river.
00:33:34.355 --> 00:33:36.270 align:center
- Oh.
- Just the two of us.
00:33:36.271 --> 00:33:37.813 align:center
In a world of art.
00:33:38.730 --> 00:33:40.271 align:center
All to yourselves? Le Louvre?
00:33:40.730 --> 00:33:43.021 align:center
VIP tour.
Probably walked miles in there.
00:33:43.646 --> 00:33:45.937 align:center
VIP lounge and everything?
00:33:45.938 --> 00:33:49.270 align:center
Yeah. Everyone's a VIP
as long as they're paying, am I right?
00:33:49.271 --> 00:33:50.771 align:center
- Hmm.
- Bye now.
00:33:51.105 --> 00:33:51.938 align:center
Bye.
00:33:53.438 --> 00:33:56.979 align:center
- [man] Could have used a golf cart.
- [woman] Best anniversary ever.
00:33:56.980 --> 00:33:57.980 align:center
[man] Oh yes.
00:33:59.146 --> 00:34:01.813 align:center
[up-tempo funky music]
00:34:06.396 --> 00:34:08.854 align:center
[electronic whirring]
00:34:08.855 --> 00:34:10.313 align:center
[beep]
00:34:18.438 --> 00:34:19.813 align:center
[Van Klum] Mr. Cavendish...
00:34:20.771 --> 00:34:22.521 align:center
Congratulations.
00:34:23.938 --> 00:34:25.146 align:center
[Roger] On what?
00:34:26.063 --> 00:34:27.312 align:center
[Van Klum] Your plan.
00:34:27.313 --> 00:34:30.645 align:center
- I guess you have a plan.
- [Roger] It's a family secret.
00:34:30.646 --> 00:34:33.437 align:center
[Van Klum laughs derisively]
Family...
00:34:33.438 --> 00:34:36.271 align:center
I'm surprised you even know the word.
00:34:37.980 --> 00:34:40.855 align:center
You made a promise to me, remember?
00:34:41.146 --> 00:34:44.646 align:center
- Yes, of course I remember.
- Don't disappoint me.
00:34:45.021 --> 00:34:47.313 align:center
This is your last chance.
00:34:48.105 --> 00:34:51.146 align:center
I expect you to deliver on October 20th.
00:34:51.688 --> 00:34:53.062 align:center
- [Roger] I will.
- OK.
00:34:53.063 --> 00:34:54.855 align:center
Fuck off.
00:34:59.021 --> 00:35:01.271 align:center
[music fades]
00:35:02.480 --> 00:35:03.605 align:center
[sighs]
00:35:04.063 --> 00:35:07.021 align:center
[soft climactic music]
00:35:13.605 --> 00:35:14.771 align:center
Nighttime stroll?
00:35:15.855 --> 00:35:17.895 align:center
Yes, I'm not sleeping well these days.
00:35:17.896 --> 00:35:19.980 align:center
You told us you didn't have a buyer.
00:35:24.063 --> 00:35:27.605 align:center
I hope you understand that
I'm doing everything I can to protect you.
00:35:28.480 --> 00:35:30.355 align:center
So to protect us, you lie to us?
00:35:34.730 --> 00:35:38.021 align:center
The man I met tonight
is indeed our buyer.
00:35:39.646 --> 00:35:41.563 align:center
He's very rich and very powerful.
00:35:42.438 --> 00:35:45.521 align:center
He's also profoundly cruel
and vindictive.
00:35:46.063 --> 00:35:46.979 align:center
Who is it?
00:35:46.980 --> 00:35:49.730 align:center
A man one would never hope to know.
00:35:50.063 --> 00:35:51.646 align:center
Because knowing him
00:35:52.771 --> 00:35:54.480 align:center
means he'd know you too.
00:35:54.855 --> 00:35:56.604 align:center
Where did the bidding war go?
00:35:56.605 --> 00:35:58.021 align:center
There never was one.
00:35:59.146 --> 00:36:00.396 align:center
You agreed on a price?
00:36:01.396 --> 00:36:02.895 align:center
- From the outset.
- Which is?
00:36:02.896 --> 00:36:04.271 align:center
Postcode.
00:36:05.105 --> 00:36:06.855 align:center
In the Azores.
Middle of the Atlantic.
00:36:07.521 --> 00:36:10.688 align:center
J-7-Q-H Cascalho.
00:36:11.480 --> 00:36:13.312 align:center
That code relates to a transit facility
00:36:13.313 --> 00:36:16.145 align:center
for the largest oceanic cable
in the world.
00:36:16.146 --> 00:36:19.645 align:center
Billions of financial transactions
pass through it every day.
00:36:19.646 --> 00:36:21.187 align:center
And for each one,
00:36:21.188 --> 00:36:26.230 align:center
the beneficial owners receive
a percentage of that transaction's value.
00:36:26.730 --> 00:36:28.479 align:center
Which comes to what?
00:36:28.480 --> 00:36:29.687 align:center
Five dollars.
00:36:29.688 --> 00:36:31.062 align:center
[both laugh]
00:36:31.063 --> 00:36:32.188 align:center
Per second.
00:36:32.813 --> 00:36:34.813 align:center
[intriguing music]
00:36:35.980 --> 00:36:38.730 align:center
That's 157 million dollars per year.
00:36:39.480 --> 00:36:41.063 align:center
Until the end of time.
00:36:41.480 --> 00:36:43.688 align:center
It's the fortune of the century.
00:36:44.230 --> 00:36:47.313 align:center
It also saves us the trouble
of handling billions in cash,
00:36:47.855 --> 00:36:49.105 align:center
which is about as safe as
00:36:49.688 --> 00:36:53.312 align:center
drying your pubic hair
over an active volcano.
00:36:53.313 --> 00:36:54.605 align:center
Ah.
00:36:55.396 --> 00:36:56.563 align:center
OK.
00:36:56.938 --> 00:36:57.771 align:center
Good.
00:36:59.105 --> 00:37:00.937 align:center
Get some rest. 'Cause very soon,
00:37:00.938 --> 00:37:04.062 align:center
it's going to be you, you, me
00:37:04.063 --> 00:37:05.271 align:center
and...
00:37:05.938 --> 00:37:07.355 align:center
Mama Lisa.
00:37:10.063 --> 00:37:11.605 align:center
[door opens]
00:37:13.355 --> 00:37:14.271 align:center
[door shuts]
00:37:16.230 --> 00:37:17.271 align:center
You still trust him?
00:37:19.230 --> 00:37:21.188 align:center
[sighs] I don't know.
00:37:26.063 --> 00:37:28.896 align:center
I mean, we could do it without him.
00:37:29.313 --> 00:37:30.520 align:center
Cut him out, you know?
00:37:30.521 --> 00:37:32.063 align:center
Now that we know his plan.
00:37:32.438 --> 00:37:33.479 align:center
We kind of need him.
00:37:33.480 --> 00:37:36.437 align:center
To get the permission token
from that guy, Bartoli.
00:37:36.438 --> 00:37:40.271 align:center
I have a guy in Napoli. He can steal
your socks without taking your shoes off.
00:37:41.521 --> 00:37:44.605 align:center
But how would we fence the painting?
I mean...
00:37:45.813 --> 00:37:49.271 align:center
We don't have the right contacts.
We can't just sell it on eBay.
00:37:49.688 --> 00:37:51.480 align:center
Sure there is a risk.
00:37:51.855 --> 00:37:55.604 align:center
But it's still better than
going back to stealing sneakers, no?
00:37:55.605 --> 00:37:57.688 align:center
[chuckles] Yup.
00:37:58.146 --> 00:37:59.520 align:center
Let's finish prep.
00:37:59.521 --> 00:38:00.729 align:center
Keep a close eye.
00:38:00.730 --> 00:38:04.312 align:center
If he does anything weird,
we make a decision.
00:38:04.313 --> 00:38:05.396 align:center
Together.
00:38:06.146 --> 00:38:07.480 align:center
Got your back, little ghost.
00:38:08.021 --> 00:38:09.646 align:center
Me too, 30 seconds.
00:38:10.521 --> 00:38:13.230 align:center
Oh, I found the solution
for the pineapple.
00:38:14.021 --> 00:38:16.813 align:center
[exciting funky music]
00:38:19.271 --> 00:38:21.229 align:center
[woman] It will be my pleasure to give you
00:38:21.230 --> 00:38:23.854 align:center
a VIP tour
of our world-famous art collection.
00:38:23.855 --> 00:38:25.312 align:center
[in French] Great. Fantastic.
00:38:25.313 --> 00:38:28.479 align:center
- [in French] Are you French?
- Yes, but my wife's Italian.
00:38:28.480 --> 00:38:31.480 align:center
My stepfather offered us this tour
as a wedding gift.
00:38:31.855 --> 00:38:34.062 align:center
Art, culture, and whatnot.
00:38:34.063 --> 00:38:36.687 align:center
- [in English] Did you ask her?
- Oh yeah, you're right.
00:38:36.688 --> 00:38:38.895 align:center
[in French] My wife
would like to go to the restroom.
00:38:38.896 --> 00:38:42.229 align:center
Do you have a VIP area
where she can avoid the crowd?
00:38:42.230 --> 00:38:45.187 align:center
[in French] We have a VIP room.
Would that be okay?
00:38:45.188 --> 00:38:46.354 align:center
It's right here.
00:38:46.355 --> 00:38:47.438 align:center
Wonderful.
00:38:48.521 --> 00:38:50.438 align:center
RESTROOM
00:38:55.771 --> 00:38:56.980 align:center
[in French] Please.
00:38:58.730 --> 00:39:01.063 align:center
[awkward filler words] Hmm.
00:39:07.480 --> 00:39:11.479 align:center
[in French] She's just reconnected
with her dad after a few years apart,
00:39:11.480 --> 00:39:14.271 align:center
and she's going through
a phase of regression.
00:39:14.605 --> 00:39:15.896 align:center
Ah. Sorry to hear that.
00:39:30.730 --> 00:39:32.813 align:center
[in French] Urinary issues.
00:39:33.938 --> 00:39:34.980 align:center
I hope it'll pass.
00:39:41.813 --> 00:39:45.605 align:center
[footsteps echoing]
00:39:55.396 --> 00:39:56.937 align:center
[in French] Is something wrong?
00:39:56.938 --> 00:39:59.355 align:center
That noise up there. Did you hear it?
00:39:59.813 --> 00:40:01.145 align:center
No, I didn't.
00:40:01.146 --> 00:40:02.563 align:center
[in Italian] Fuck!
00:40:04.271 --> 00:40:05.313 align:center
[in French] And now?
00:40:07.105 --> 00:40:08.480 align:center
No, still nothing.
00:40:10.813 --> 00:40:13.771 align:center
Have you ever had auditory hallucinations?
00:40:14.646 --> 00:40:15.521 align:center
No.
00:40:18.271 --> 00:40:20.895 align:center
- Do you ever get migraines?
- Sometimes.
00:40:20.896 --> 00:40:21.980 align:center
[beep]
00:40:24.313 --> 00:40:27.730 align:center
Have you ever heard of that syndrome...
00:40:28.605 --> 00:40:29.563 align:center
Cavendish syndrome?
00:40:30.271 --> 00:40:31.188 align:center
What?
00:40:31.855 --> 00:40:34.188 align:center
Not to worry you,
but you should see a neurologist.
00:40:38.021 --> 00:40:40.563 align:center
[in English] And here you are.
Are we done, my love?
00:40:42.021 --> 00:40:46.021 align:center
- I was wondering, what's your name?
- Camille.
00:40:46.521 --> 00:40:48.521 align:center
Camilla,
why don't we take a selfie together?
00:40:49.230 --> 00:40:50.105 align:center
Awesome!
00:40:51.188 --> 00:40:53.646 align:center
You don't mind, do you?
It's for my father.
00:40:54.688 --> 00:40:55.729 align:center
[Jay] Smile!
00:40:55.730 --> 00:40:57.063 align:center
Smile!
00:41:01.480 --> 00:41:03.271 align:center
- [Jay] Yes.
- [Chiara] All good.
00:41:03.605 --> 00:41:05.895 align:center
Pineapple and magnetic key.
00:41:05.896 --> 00:41:08.313 align:center
Well done, sis. We are good to go.
00:41:08.646 --> 00:41:11.355 align:center
I hope Papino
doesn't have another surprise for us.
00:41:16.063 --> 00:41:17.395 align:center
[tense sigh]
00:41:17.396 --> 00:41:19.938 align:center
[muffled Italian techno music]
00:41:27.438 --> 00:41:30.938 align:center
[shower running]
00:41:41.188 --> 00:41:43.146 align:center
["Bando" by Anna playing]
00:41:45.188 --> 00:41:49.188 align:center
[music continues]
00:42:16.896 --> 00:42:18.396 align:center
[music stops abruptly]
00:42:23.980 --> 00:42:25.730 align:center
[soft suspenseful music]
00:42:29.230 --> 00:42:33.355 align:center
ATTORNEY
HUBERT BOYER
00:42:34.396 --> 00:42:37.063 align:center
Uhh, a lawyer, it seems.
00:42:37.646 --> 00:42:38.687 align:center
A lawyer?
00:42:38.688 --> 00:42:39.688 align:center
Yeah.
00:42:40.980 --> 00:42:41.813 align:center
What for?
00:42:42.605 --> 00:42:45.355 align:center
Maybe he's getting ready
to throw us under the bus.
00:42:46.063 --> 00:42:47.270 align:center
You still got his feed?
00:42:47.271 --> 00:42:50.271 align:center
I got his feed,
your feed, everybody's feed.
00:42:52.230 --> 00:42:53.187 align:center
Uh, OK.
00:42:53.188 --> 00:42:56.020 align:center
[Roger] Thank you for seeing me
on such short notice.
00:42:56.021 --> 00:42:59.146 align:center
I thought I'd have more time
to put my affairs in order,
00:42:59.730 --> 00:43:02.770 align:center
but things have taken
an unexpectedly urgent turn.
00:43:02.771 --> 00:43:05.562 align:center
I want everything left to them.
Without fail.
00:43:05.563 --> 00:43:11.229 align:center
[French man] Mademoiselle Chiara Ferraro
and Monsieur Jérémie Mercier?
00:43:11.230 --> 00:43:13.520 align:center
[Roger] Yes.
The villa, all my assets.
00:43:13.521 --> 00:43:15.563 align:center
Paperwork to be completed
by tomorrow.
00:43:16.021 --> 00:43:18.479 align:center
- [French man] This leaves little time.
- I know.
00:43:18.480 --> 00:43:21.021 align:center
But I've done nothing for them
my entire life
00:43:21.271 --> 00:43:23.563 align:center
and I'll be damned
if I let that happen again.
00:43:24.063 --> 00:43:25.895 align:center
Should anything happen to me.
00:43:25.896 --> 00:43:29.020 align:center
[French man] Certainly, sir.
I'll make the necessary arrangements.
00:43:29.021 --> 00:43:30.479 align:center
[emotional music]
00:43:30.480 --> 00:43:31.687 align:center
[Jay sighs]
00:43:31.688 --> 00:43:34.021 align:center
- OK, so...
- We are terrible people.
00:43:34.730 --> 00:43:36.354 align:center
We are terrible people.
00:43:36.355 --> 00:43:37.271 align:center
Hm.
00:43:41.396 --> 00:43:43.771 align:center
[gentle sweet music]
00:43:51.230 --> 00:43:56.563 align:center
- [Italian oldies playing on the radio]
- [silverware clinking]
00:44:01.230 --> 00:44:02.230 align:center
[Roger] Hello?
00:44:03.230 --> 00:44:04.063 align:center
- Hi.
- Ciao.
00:44:05.646 --> 00:44:07.313 align:center
- Cooking, I see.
- [Chiara] Yes.
00:44:08.355 --> 00:44:10.063 align:center
- Dinner.
- Our turn.
00:44:10.521 --> 00:44:11.355 align:center
Ah.
00:44:12.521 --> 00:44:14.021 align:center
Let me check my schedule.
00:44:14.563 --> 00:44:16.605 align:center
Turns out I'm free.
[chuckles]
00:44:17.146 --> 00:44:18.145 align:center
What's the occasion?
00:44:18.146 --> 00:44:20.187 align:center
Uh, team-building.
00:44:20.188 --> 00:44:21.395 align:center
Trust, actually.
00:44:21.396 --> 00:44:22.313 align:center
[Roger] Right.
00:44:23.480 --> 00:44:25.771 align:center
What do children cook for their father
these days?
00:44:26.688 --> 00:44:28.313 align:center
Pasta alla ladra.
00:44:31.355 --> 00:44:33.646 align:center
- [speaking Italian]
- [speaking French]
00:44:34.688 --> 00:44:36.021 align:center
To the lonely ones.
00:44:41.771 --> 00:44:43.938 align:center
[Roger, with relish]
I love a good pasta.
00:44:48.188 --> 00:44:50.562 align:center
[all] Mmm.
00:44:50.563 --> 00:44:51.771 align:center
[Jay] Very, very good.
00:44:52.355 --> 00:44:53.313 align:center
Mmm.
00:44:54.813 --> 00:44:55.937 align:center
[pained gasp]
00:44:55.938 --> 00:44:57.645 align:center
Ooh la la.
00:44:57.646 --> 00:44:59.312 align:center
Oh my.
00:44:59.313 --> 00:45:02.646 align:center
I've been robbed of all feeling here.
[chortles]
00:45:03.271 --> 00:45:07.355 align:center
Anyway. Um, I'd like to
just say something, if that's all right.
00:45:08.355 --> 00:45:09.396 align:center
I'm old,
00:45:09.771 --> 00:45:13.188 align:center
and, um,
I'd rather have a dozen root canals
00:45:13.480 --> 00:45:16.188 align:center
than explain how I feel in my heart,
00:45:17.646 --> 00:45:20.104 align:center
but when I met you both,
00:45:20.105 --> 00:45:22.105 align:center
I thought that I would, um...
00:45:23.105 --> 00:45:24.855 align:center
I thought that you would resent
00:45:25.980 --> 00:45:28.021 align:center
me for my absence
00:45:29.105 --> 00:45:31.979 align:center
and I thought
that you would have missed my presence.
00:45:31.980 --> 00:45:34.604 align:center
[emotional music]
00:45:34.605 --> 00:45:37.105 align:center
And as it turns out, I am the one
00:45:38.355 --> 00:45:40.688 align:center
who resents me for my absence
00:45:41.813 --> 00:45:44.771 align:center
and who missed your presence
all those years.
00:45:46.521 --> 00:45:47.562 align:center
And so...
00:45:47.563 --> 00:45:48.480 align:center
[emotional sigh]
00:45:49.771 --> 00:45:50.688 align:center
Anyway.
00:45:55.271 --> 00:45:57.021 align:center
Come with me. Come.
00:45:57.563 --> 00:45:58.813 align:center
Come!
00:46:04.146 --> 00:46:05.521 align:center
There she is.
00:46:06.563 --> 00:46:08.730 align:center
She's waiting for us, my dears.
00:46:09.313 --> 00:46:11.146 align:center
Waiting to break free.
00:46:12.521 --> 00:46:14.312 align:center
Shall we run it once more?
00:46:14.313 --> 00:46:15.521 align:center
[both agree]
00:46:15.980 --> 00:46:18.687 align:center
9:30, Monsieur Bartoli
arrives at the restaurant.
00:46:18.688 --> 00:46:20.104 align:center
He obliges me with his token.
00:46:20.105 --> 00:46:21.687 align:center
9:40, enter Académie.
00:46:21.688 --> 00:46:23.562 align:center
Token received. Begin infiltration.
00:46:23.563 --> 00:46:25.937 align:center
9:50, Mona Lisa has a hot flash.
00:46:25.938 --> 00:46:27.687 align:center
- Enter tunnel.
- 9:55.
00:46:27.688 --> 00:46:29.687 align:center
- Into storeroom.
- 10:03, lights off.
00:46:29.688 --> 00:46:31.979 align:center
- 10:05, up the stairs.
- Power off.
00:46:31.980 --> 00:46:33.937 align:center
- Enter. Lift.
- Power back on.
00:46:33.938 --> 00:46:35.812 align:center
- 10:10, staff exit.
- Transport ready.
00:46:35.813 --> 00:46:38.145 align:center
- 10:12, rue de Rivoli.
- 10:13, en viaggio.
00:46:38.146 --> 00:46:40.313 align:center
- Boom!
- Boom.
00:46:41.730 --> 00:46:42.979 align:center
Boom.
00:46:42.980 --> 00:46:44.187 align:center
[Roger chuckles]
00:46:44.188 --> 00:46:45.396 align:center
[deep breath]
00:46:46.563 --> 00:46:48.188 align:center
We didn't miss anything, right?
00:46:48.688 --> 00:46:52.187 align:center
Yeah, I know.
It totally feels like we missed something.
00:46:52.188 --> 00:46:53.188 align:center
No.
00:46:53.938 --> 00:46:55.813 align:center
Nothing. You missed nothing.
00:46:57.438 --> 00:46:58.313 align:center
Trust me.
00:46:59.480 --> 00:47:01.105 align:center
They'll never see it coming.
00:47:03.230 --> 00:47:07.729 align:center
Monsieur Bartoli will have no idea
I've stolen the security token from him.
00:47:07.730 --> 00:47:09.520 align:center
Thanks to which, Chiara,
00:47:09.521 --> 00:47:10.979 align:center
security will have no idea
00:47:10.980 --> 00:47:13.395 align:center
you're virtually neutralizing
their network.
00:47:13.396 --> 00:47:16.020 align:center
And you, Jay, thanks to your sister,
00:47:16.021 --> 00:47:20.146 align:center
the police will have no idea you're coming
through the tunnel into the museum.
00:47:21.563 --> 00:47:24.354 align:center
By the time they realize what's happening,
00:47:24.355 --> 00:47:26.396 align:center
we'll have pulled off our magic trick.
00:47:32.271 --> 00:47:35.646 align:center
[up-tempo dramatic music]
00:47:44.271 --> 00:47:47.062 align:center
[suspenseful music]
00:47:47.063 --> 00:47:48.480 align:center
THE BLACK DIAMOND
00:47:58.896 --> 00:48:01.270 align:center
- [in French] Good evening.
- Welcome, sir.
00:48:01.271 --> 00:48:03.980 align:center
I believe you have a table
reserved under my name.
00:48:05.605 --> 00:48:08.354 align:center
[in French] I trust
this table will suit you.
00:48:08.355 --> 00:48:09.438 align:center
Great.
00:48:10.980 --> 00:48:11.980 align:center
Thank you.
00:48:12.355 --> 00:48:16.520 align:center
Allow me to present the menu our chef
has curated for this exceptional occasion.
00:48:16.521 --> 00:48:18.521 align:center
Great. Thank you very much.
00:48:19.521 --> 00:48:21.063 align:center
[laughing politely] Sir.
00:48:22.355 --> 00:48:25.854 align:center
[in French] You're about to see God.
I promise you.
00:48:25.855 --> 00:48:26.771 align:center
[Roger chuckles]
00:48:28.605 --> 00:48:31.980 align:center
[in English] Their opening salvo
is a textbook melanosporum
00:48:32.480 --> 00:48:35.105 align:center
from clay-rich, first blush Périgord.
00:48:35.813 --> 00:48:38.062 align:center
It almost ruins other restaurants.
00:48:38.063 --> 00:48:39.812 align:center
[both chuckle]
00:48:39.813 --> 00:48:42.479 align:center
[in English] I imagine
we have to take the risk.
00:48:42.480 --> 00:48:45.646 align:center
Ah, yes. [laughs] Very well put.
00:48:46.021 --> 00:48:47.480 align:center
Well said. Yes, yes.
00:48:48.271 --> 00:48:49.855 align:center
Well. Bon appétit, then.
00:48:50.438 --> 00:48:51.855 align:center
[in French] Thank you.
00:48:52.605 --> 00:48:54.145 align:center
- Oh!
- Oh?
00:48:54.146 --> 00:48:55.145 align:center
[pained groan]
00:48:55.146 --> 00:48:57.145 align:center
[in English] Something not OK?
00:48:57.146 --> 00:49:00.813 align:center
No, my old shrapnel friend
seems to want to join the party.
00:49:01.605 --> 00:49:02.771 align:center
- Your shrapnel...
- Yes.
00:49:03.563 --> 00:49:04.688 align:center
[sighs] Bosnia.
00:49:05.021 --> 00:49:06.229 align:center
- The war...
- Oh.
00:49:06.230 --> 00:49:07.770 align:center
My tank hit a mine.
00:49:07.771 --> 00:49:10.563 align:center
[deep sigh]
Damn Chetniks.
00:49:11.188 --> 00:49:14.062 align:center
[groans in pain]
The medics couldn't get it out.
00:49:14.063 --> 00:49:16.646 align:center
It's terrible
when you go through an airport.
00:49:17.313 --> 00:49:18.770 align:center
Should I call a doctor?
00:49:18.771 --> 00:49:21.354 align:center
No, no, no.
It's very simple, really.
00:49:21.355 --> 00:49:24.229 align:center
I just need someone to,
sort of, hold me
00:49:24.230 --> 00:49:27.355 align:center
[stammering]
and stretch out the spine a bit.
00:49:27.896 --> 00:49:29.812 align:center
- Would you?
- Oh! Well...
00:49:29.813 --> 00:49:33.438 align:center
No, of course.
I'm so sorry. That was rude.
00:49:34.896 --> 00:49:35.895 align:center
Would you be so kind?
00:49:35.896 --> 00:49:37.896 align:center
[intriguing music]
00:49:40.146 --> 00:49:42.437 align:center
- Of course.
- Thank you. It's very quick.
00:49:42.438 --> 00:49:43.562 align:center
Show me what to do.
00:49:43.563 --> 00:49:45.312 align:center
Put your arms around me.
00:49:45.313 --> 00:49:48.105 align:center
Gently, now. Gently but firmly.
00:49:48.480 --> 00:49:49.645 align:center
- OK.
- Stretch me.
00:49:49.646 --> 00:49:51.645 align:center
Stretch me. Firmly, gently!
[pained yelp]
00:49:51.646 --> 00:49:53.437 align:center
Gently but firmly!
00:49:53.438 --> 00:49:55.854 align:center
Jiggle, jiggle.
00:49:55.855 --> 00:49:57.312 align:center
[Roger moans]
00:49:57.313 --> 00:49:58.563 align:center
[ecstatic cry]
00:49:58.938 --> 00:50:00.563 align:center
[both gasping]
00:50:01.105 --> 00:50:02.646 align:center
- [Roger sighs]
- That's fine?
00:50:03.105 --> 00:50:05.145 align:center
Yes. That's it.
00:50:05.146 --> 00:50:07.187 align:center
- It's OK?
- Oh, thank you so much.
00:50:07.188 --> 00:50:09.479 align:center
I won't be in a wheelchair now,
thanks to you.
00:50:09.480 --> 00:50:10.562 align:center
[fake laughter]
00:50:10.563 --> 00:50:14.521 align:center
Thank you. I'm so sorry. So sorry.
00:50:14.938 --> 00:50:16.229 align:center
Lovely. Ooh, much better!
00:50:16.230 --> 00:50:18.770 align:center
I feel like an eight year old again.
00:50:18.771 --> 00:50:20.563 align:center
[cool funky music]
00:50:27.313 --> 00:50:30.480 align:center
[triumphant music]
00:50:48.563 --> 00:50:49.895 align:center
[music fades]
00:50:49.896 --> 00:50:50.979 align:center
[beep]
00:50:50.980 --> 00:50:52.980 align:center
Dragonfly on its way.
00:50:53.230 --> 00:50:54.688 align:center
Onward, Cavendishes.
00:50:55.855 --> 00:50:56.980 align:center
Cavendish ready.
00:50:58.105 --> 00:50:59.355 align:center
Cavendish ready.
00:51:03.188 --> 00:51:05.855 align:center
[badass music]
00:51:20.855 --> 00:51:21.771 align:center
[beep]
00:51:26.271 --> 00:51:27.605 align:center
[whirring]
00:51:29.230 --> 00:51:30.688 align:center
[whirring]
00:51:33.271 --> 00:51:36.688 align:center
[French TV playing in background]
00:51:48.396 --> 00:51:49.813 align:center
[sizzling]
00:51:51.605 --> 00:51:53.271 align:center
[alarm wailing]
00:51:54.396 --> 00:51:56.729 align:center
[guard, in French] Shit.
00:51:56.730 --> 00:51:58.895 align:center
[multiple alarms ringing]
00:51:58.896 --> 00:52:02.521 align:center
[badass music continues]
00:52:07.355 --> 00:52:09.271 align:center
[dragonfly whirring]
00:52:20.480 --> 00:52:21.646 align:center
[beep]
00:52:34.980 --> 00:52:37.021 align:center
[digital humming and pulsing]
00:52:40.188 --> 00:52:43.020 align:center
[soaring dramatic music]
00:52:43.021 --> 00:52:44.313 align:center
[exhilarated sigh]
00:52:50.480 --> 00:52:53.438 align:center
[electronic whirring and beeping]
00:53:46.938 --> 00:53:48.063 align:center
[music fades]
00:53:49.396 --> 00:53:51.688 align:center
[Chiara] OK. I'm inside the system.
00:53:51.938 --> 00:53:53.771 align:center
I'm gonna take care of the Mona Lisa.
00:53:54.146 --> 00:53:56.104 align:center
[Jay] OK. I'm working on the wall now.
00:53:56.105 --> 00:53:58.355 align:center
[wet thudding]
00:54:06.855 --> 00:54:08.230 align:center
HUMIDITY
00:54:11.438 --> 00:54:14.313 align:center
- [in French] Yesterday's report?
- Yeah, I'm looking at the footage.
00:54:14.646 --> 00:54:15.687 align:center
[beep]
00:54:15.688 --> 00:54:17.687 align:center
- Can you send it to me?
- Yes, boss.
00:54:17.688 --> 00:54:19.271 align:center
[beeping continues]
00:54:20.771 --> 00:54:21.605 align:center
[beeping stops]
00:54:25.521 --> 00:54:26.688 align:center
[angry beeps]
00:54:27.771 --> 00:54:29.729 align:center
Uh, Mo? Come see.
00:54:29.730 --> 00:54:31.229 align:center
What's wrong?
00:54:31.230 --> 00:54:34.063 align:center
I don't know, it's the humidity sensor.
00:54:35.438 --> 00:54:36.770 align:center
What's wrong with it?
00:54:36.771 --> 00:54:37.855 align:center
It's acting up.
00:54:38.480 --> 00:54:40.813 align:center
- It's the Mona Lisa.
- Let me have a look.
00:54:41.855 --> 00:54:43.562 align:center
- [mouse clicks]
- [angry beeps]
00:54:43.563 --> 00:54:45.021 align:center
Nothing's working.
00:54:45.563 --> 00:54:48.105 align:center
[funky upbeat music]
00:54:48.563 --> 00:54:50.145 align:center
[rock crumbling]
00:54:50.146 --> 00:54:53.855 align:center
[rocks fissuring and crumbling]
00:54:58.021 --> 00:54:59.063 align:center
[crumbling stops]
00:55:04.730 --> 00:55:06.605 align:center
[panting]
00:55:09.355 --> 00:55:10.730 align:center
[Jay] I got through the wall.
00:55:11.105 --> 00:55:14.270 align:center
[Chiara] Well done.
Who said planning was for losers?
00:55:14.271 --> 00:55:15.313 align:center
[Jay] Yeah.
00:55:22.105 --> 00:55:24.980 align:center
[suspenseful music]
00:55:29.063 --> 00:55:30.480 align:center
[shouts]
00:55:31.980 --> 00:55:32.813 align:center
What was that?
00:55:33.313 --> 00:55:36.980 align:center
[groans] I'd like a word or two
with the maintenance guy.
00:55:38.438 --> 00:55:39.438 align:center
[grunts]
00:55:42.480 --> 00:55:43.646 align:center
All good?
00:55:44.105 --> 00:55:46.646 align:center
Yeah. I mean,
00:55:47.396 --> 00:55:48.229 align:center
I'm in.
00:55:48.230 --> 00:55:50.854 align:center
But I hope
there's really an exit on the other side.
00:55:50.855 --> 00:55:53.355 align:center
You know,
there's always a reason to seal a tunnel.
00:55:53.980 --> 00:55:56.980 align:center
- Usually zombies.
- Zombies. Can't wait.
00:55:57.480 --> 00:55:58.355 align:center
Thanks.
00:56:03.688 --> 00:56:05.687 align:center
ENVIRONMENTAL CONDITIONS ALERT
00:56:05.688 --> 00:56:06.980 align:center
[in French] Shit.
00:56:07.938 --> 00:56:08.855 align:center
Come with me.
00:56:10.730 --> 00:56:12.896 align:center
[suspenseful funky music]
00:56:19.021 --> 00:56:19.895 align:center
[in French] We're there.
00:56:19.896 --> 00:56:22.687 align:center
There should be condensation
or something like that.
00:56:22.688 --> 00:56:23.729 align:center
[sighs]
00:56:23.730 --> 00:56:24.938 align:center
It looks fine.
00:56:25.480 --> 00:56:29.145 align:center
With 99% humidity, are you just waiting
for her to drown in there?
00:56:29.146 --> 00:56:30.895 align:center
We need your permission to move it.
00:56:30.896 --> 00:56:33.312 align:center
- You have it. Take it to the lab.
- Very well.
00:56:33.313 --> 00:56:34.312 align:center
[alarm beeping]
00:56:34.313 --> 00:56:36.480 align:center
- Mo to Benjy. Do you copy?
- Yeah.
00:56:37.438 --> 00:56:40.479 align:center
Check the backbone of the security network
to make sure there's no bug.
00:56:40.480 --> 00:56:42.938 align:center
I was about to call you.
Something's wrong with the B122 relay.
00:56:45.730 --> 00:56:47.687 align:center
The environmental sensors?
00:56:47.688 --> 00:56:49.062 align:center
Exactly.
00:56:49.063 --> 00:56:50.063 align:center
Where is it?
00:56:50.855 --> 00:56:54.229 align:center
[hesitating]
Richelieu wing, on the second floor.
00:56:54.230 --> 00:56:56.271 align:center
The access is above the VIP room.
00:56:58.480 --> 00:56:59.979 align:center
Can you go have a look?
00:56:59.980 --> 00:57:01.063 align:center
Yeah.
00:57:05.980 --> 00:57:06.980 align:center
Let's move it.
00:57:07.771 --> 00:57:09.688 align:center
[grand orchestral music]
00:57:20.063 --> 00:57:23.188 align:center
[trolley beeping]
00:57:24.813 --> 00:57:26.563 align:center
[panting] Fuck.
00:57:37.188 --> 00:57:38.605 align:center
[music stops abruptly]
00:57:39.021 --> 00:57:39.855 align:center
[in French] Fuck.
00:57:40.271 --> 00:57:41.437 align:center
What's wrong?
00:57:41.438 --> 00:57:45.271 align:center
There's always this security guy who says,
"Why don't we put one more door?"
00:57:46.063 --> 00:57:47.187 align:center
Well, fuck that guy!
00:57:47.188 --> 00:57:48.937 align:center
- Can't you blow it up?
- No, I can't.
00:57:48.938 --> 00:57:51.230 align:center
I can hear the river
right above my head.
00:57:52.063 --> 00:57:54.354 align:center
- Maybe there's another way.
- There's no other way!
00:57:54.355 --> 00:57:56.562 align:center
I don't want to drown
in the dark in a tunnel.
00:57:56.563 --> 00:57:58.645 align:center
OK, you're right. Let's talk.
00:57:58.646 --> 00:57:59.812 align:center
It's impossible. That's it.
00:57:59.813 --> 00:58:01.854 align:center
OK, that's what I said. Go back!
00:58:01.855 --> 00:58:03.145 align:center
I can't, I can't, I can't!
00:58:03.146 --> 00:58:04.812 align:center
Can't you hear me?
The ladder broke.
00:58:04.813 --> 00:58:06.895 align:center
I can't go back up the fucking well.
00:58:06.896 --> 00:58:09.063 align:center
- I can't go back up!
- [Roger] It's OK, son.
00:58:10.730 --> 00:58:13.354 align:center
- Dad?
- It's OK. A young man of your talent?
00:58:13.355 --> 00:58:14.687 align:center
I'm sure you can control
00:58:14.688 --> 00:58:16.896 align:center
this blast perfectly, I know you can.
00:58:18.021 --> 00:58:19.355 align:center
I'm not so sure.
00:58:19.813 --> 00:58:22.521 align:center
Did I ever tell you about my escape
from the Mogadishu jail?
00:58:22.855 --> 00:58:25.395 align:center
The tunnel I dug came out in a sewer
00:58:25.396 --> 00:58:27.645 align:center
and some tit had blocked up
the manhole
00:58:27.646 --> 00:58:28.937 align:center
with one extra grate.
00:58:28.938 --> 00:58:32.146 align:center
I thought I was going to drown
in an ocean of Mogadishu effluent.
00:58:32.730 --> 00:58:34.230 align:center
But I refused to surrender.
00:58:34.646 --> 00:58:36.979 align:center
So I scraped
the cement away with my spoon,
00:58:36.980 --> 00:58:38.395 align:center
and when my spoon gave out,
00:58:38.396 --> 00:58:40.230 align:center
I went at it with my bare fingers.
00:58:40.646 --> 00:58:42.187 align:center
And then my teeth.
00:58:42.188 --> 00:58:44.313 align:center
And that is why I'm still here today.
00:58:45.146 --> 00:58:48.021 align:center
What I'm saying is,
believe in yourself, son.
00:58:49.230 --> 00:58:50.771 align:center
I do.
00:58:52.771 --> 00:58:53.855 align:center
OK.
00:58:55.896 --> 00:58:57.730 align:center
Kingery-Bulmash equation.
00:58:58.271 --> 00:58:59.895 align:center
Peak over pressure,
00:58:59.896 --> 00:59:01.063 align:center
impulse,
00:59:01.688 --> 00:59:02.605 align:center
shockwave duration.
00:59:04.188 --> 00:59:05.021 align:center
[deep breath]
00:59:14.896 --> 00:59:16.105 align:center
[Chiara] Jay, you there?
00:59:17.021 --> 00:59:19.021 align:center
[Roger] Jay? Are you all right?
00:59:19.563 --> 00:59:20.854 align:center
[relieved laugh]
00:59:20.855 --> 00:59:21.938 align:center
[jubilant shout]
00:59:22.938 --> 00:59:24.520 align:center
- [Jay] I'm still alive!
- [she laughs]
00:59:24.521 --> 00:59:27.563 align:center
[music continues]
00:59:27.896 --> 00:59:30.313 align:center
- [scanner beeps]
- [door hisses]
00:59:34.480 --> 00:59:36.021 align:center
[in French] Watch out on the right.
00:59:38.730 --> 00:59:42.313 align:center
PRESERVATION LABORATORY
00:59:42.771 --> 00:59:44.105 align:center
Easy.
00:59:52.230 --> 00:59:53.063 align:center
What's next?
00:59:53.896 --> 00:59:56.688 align:center
- We wait for the curator.
- OK.
00:59:58.313 --> 00:59:59.896 align:center
It's now or never, isn't it?
01:00:04.188 --> 01:00:06.813 align:center
[dramatic music]
01:00:09.855 --> 01:00:10.979 align:center
[awed gasp]
01:00:10.980 --> 01:00:12.063 align:center
Holy shit.
01:00:13.688 --> 01:00:15.563 align:center
[tense music]
01:00:16.480 --> 01:00:17.813 align:center
[rocks clattering]
01:00:22.063 --> 01:00:24.438 align:center
[rocks crumbling and shifting]
01:00:32.355 --> 01:00:34.396 align:center
[breathing heavily]
01:00:37.896 --> 01:00:40.021 align:center
[tired sigh]
01:00:41.730 --> 01:00:44.271 align:center
- I'm in the storeroom.
- Halfway there, bro.
01:00:52.980 --> 01:00:54.355 align:center
- Ready.
- [Chiara] Copy that.
01:00:54.730 --> 01:00:55.813 align:center
On my count.
01:00:57.396 --> 01:00:59.355 align:center
[electronic whoosh]
01:01:00.396 --> 01:01:02.230 align:center
Three... Two... One...
01:01:06.230 --> 01:01:07.230 align:center
Clear.
01:01:09.355 --> 01:01:11.188 align:center
[Chiara] Keep going.
They can't see you.
01:01:13.105 --> 01:01:14.896 align:center
[wet footsteps squelching]
01:01:24.313 --> 01:01:27.187 align:center
[in French] What a mess.
We lost visual in staircase D3.
01:01:27.188 --> 01:01:29.646 align:center
- We're leaking everywhere here.
- You bet.
01:01:30.813 --> 01:01:31.937 align:center
Benjy, do you copy?
01:01:31.938 --> 01:01:33.520 align:center
- Yeah.
- Where are you?
01:01:33.521 --> 01:01:35.062 align:center
Almost there.
01:01:35.063 --> 01:01:37.521 align:center
[laughing]
It's like we're the VIPs tonight.
01:01:39.188 --> 01:01:42.646 align:center
[upbeat tense music]
01:01:44.396 --> 01:01:45.230 align:center
[deep breath]
01:01:45.730 --> 01:01:47.604 align:center
In position. Your call.
01:01:47.605 --> 01:01:48.521 align:center
OK.
01:01:49.021 --> 01:01:49.979 align:center
On my way.
01:01:49.980 --> 01:01:53.313 align:center
[soaring music]
01:01:56.771 --> 01:01:57.937 align:center
Ah.
01:01:57.938 --> 01:02:00.521 align:center
[low-key suspenseful music]
01:02:10.563 --> 01:02:13.063 align:center
[Chiara] Almost there. Get ready.
01:02:13.396 --> 01:02:17.145 align:center
- [Jay] Sure there's no backup?
- Wanna bet? Strip poker?
01:02:17.146 --> 01:02:18.688 align:center
[Jay] Is that a yes or a no?
01:02:19.688 --> 01:02:21.355 align:center
Going dark, Cavendish.
01:02:21.855 --> 01:02:23.646 align:center
Three... Two... One...
01:02:24.521 --> 01:02:25.438 align:center
[long deep breath]
01:02:31.563 --> 01:02:33.855 align:center
[soaring dramatic music]
01:02:40.855 --> 01:02:41.896 align:center
Go!
01:02:48.230 --> 01:02:51.355 align:center
[playful tense music]
01:02:56.230 --> 01:02:58.146 align:center
[music intensifies]
01:03:00.230 --> 01:03:01.980 align:center
[music stops]
01:03:02.730 --> 01:03:04.271 align:center
[generator begins humming]
01:03:12.646 --> 01:03:13.855 align:center
[in French] What was that?
01:03:15.396 --> 01:03:16.645 align:center
What the hell?
01:03:16.646 --> 01:03:19.563 align:center
Well, looks like we're not
the only ones on strike.
01:03:21.188 --> 01:03:22.438 align:center
[intriguing music]
01:03:23.521 --> 01:03:24.396 align:center
[door opens]
01:03:39.730 --> 01:03:41.270 align:center
[in French] Who's that guy?
01:03:41.271 --> 01:03:43.230 align:center
He's from maintenance, isn't he?
01:03:43.730 --> 01:03:44.730 align:center
What is he carrying?
01:03:48.563 --> 01:03:50.146 align:center
Should we go check?
01:03:56.521 --> 01:04:00.105 align:center
[in French] Ostrich egg sabayon
with shaved melanosporum truffle.
01:04:05.646 --> 01:04:08.105 align:center
[tense funky music]
01:04:16.980 --> 01:04:18.355 align:center
[man, in French] Hey!
01:04:22.980 --> 01:04:24.771 align:center
Let me see what you're taking out.
01:04:25.188 --> 01:04:26.146 align:center
This?
01:04:26.855 --> 01:04:27.730 align:center
Yeah.
01:04:28.188 --> 01:04:29.480 align:center
Of course.
01:04:32.730 --> 01:04:33.938 align:center
I had class before my shift.
01:04:37.396 --> 01:04:38.271 align:center
What do you think?
01:04:43.230 --> 01:04:44.230 align:center
Be honest.
01:04:46.563 --> 01:04:47.480 align:center
You can go.
01:04:47.938 --> 01:04:48.938 align:center
Clear.
01:04:49.355 --> 01:04:50.355 align:center
Thanks.
01:04:51.063 --> 01:04:53.688 align:center
[dramatic music]
01:04:59.063 --> 01:05:00.563 align:center
- [beep]
- [music stops]
01:05:01.688 --> 01:05:03.313 align:center
[distorted footsteps]
01:05:09.896 --> 01:05:12.521 align:center
[music intensifies]
01:05:19.688 --> 01:05:21.105 align:center
- [music stops]
- [Chiara] Go!
01:05:21.688 --> 01:05:23.438 align:center
[cool funky music]
01:05:24.938 --> 01:05:26.229 align:center
[in French] What's going on?
01:05:26.230 --> 01:05:28.438 align:center
Don't worry. It should be back soon.
01:05:45.396 --> 01:05:47.563 align:center
[soft suspenseful music]
01:06:12.188 --> 01:06:13.938 align:center
[music fades]
01:06:18.646 --> 01:06:21.938 align:center
[peaceful orchestral music]
01:06:47.188 --> 01:06:49.688 align:center
[giddy cackling]
01:07:02.021 --> 01:07:04.271 align:center
[tracker pinging]
01:07:06.480 --> 01:07:07.895 align:center
[giddy cackling]
01:07:07.896 --> 01:07:10.479 align:center
[music fades]
01:07:10.480 --> 01:07:14.396 align:center
[cool up-tempo music]
01:07:17.855 --> 01:07:20.395 align:center
[in French] Flambéed venison roast,
truffled celeriac,
01:07:20.396 --> 01:07:22.063 align:center
and Périgourdine sauce.
01:07:27.313 --> 01:07:30.396 align:center
[cool suspenseful music]
01:07:51.563 --> 01:07:53.020 align:center
[Roger, distorted] Jiggle.
01:07:53.021 --> 01:07:55.230 align:center
[distorted] Jiggle, jiggle.
01:08:08.355 --> 01:08:10.021 align:center
[music stops]
01:08:10.605 --> 01:08:11.980 align:center
[in French] Mo?
01:08:12.563 --> 01:08:13.479 align:center
I'm listening.
01:08:13.480 --> 01:08:16.020 align:center
I just found a weird device.
It's not ours.
01:08:16.021 --> 01:08:17.020 align:center
What?
01:08:17.021 --> 01:08:18.813 align:center
[cool suspenseful music]
01:08:25.063 --> 01:08:28.021 align:center
I don't know.
It's like we're being hacked.
01:08:28.438 --> 01:08:30.354 align:center
The Mona Lisa is here. It's fine.
01:08:30.355 --> 01:08:31.520 align:center
[phone vibrating]
01:08:31.521 --> 01:08:32.438 align:center
Yes?
01:08:32.938 --> 01:08:34.355 align:center
Benamar.
Is everything okay?
01:08:34.938 --> 01:08:38.271 align:center
We had to move the Mona Lisa.
Something was off with the sensors.
01:08:38.896 --> 01:08:40.771 align:center
But is there something wrong?
01:08:41.730 --> 01:08:43.770 align:center
I... I'm not sure. Why?
01:08:43.771 --> 01:08:45.980 align:center
I think someone stole my access key.
01:08:49.771 --> 01:08:52.063 align:center
[dramatic music]
01:08:52.646 --> 01:08:56.063 align:center
[cool suspenseful music]
01:09:00.271 --> 01:09:02.437 align:center
Fuck. All units, lockdown.
01:09:02.438 --> 01:09:03.605 align:center
Lockdown now.
01:09:06.146 --> 01:09:07.646 align:center
[alarm blaring]
01:09:09.105 --> 01:09:10.813 align:center
[loud beeping]
01:09:23.063 --> 01:09:24.938 align:center
- [music stops]
- [alarms wailing]
01:09:28.396 --> 01:09:29.855 align:center
[bicycle bell rings]
01:09:31.688 --> 01:09:34.730 align:center
[police sirens wailing]
01:09:35.480 --> 01:09:36.855 align:center
Go, ragazzo.
01:09:56.605 --> 01:09:58.563 align:center
[deep sigh]
01:10:03.271 --> 01:10:07.063 align:center
["You Don't Own Me"
by Lesley Gore playing]
01:10:08.521 --> 01:10:11.646 align:center
♪ You don't own me ♪
01:10:12.063 --> 01:10:15.896 align:center
♪ I'm not just one of your many toys ♪
01:10:16.146 --> 01:10:18.188 align:center
♪ You don't own me ♪
01:10:19.646 --> 01:10:25.271 align:center
♪ Don't say I can't go with other boys ♪
01:10:26.021 --> 01:10:29.813 align:center
♪ And don't tell me what to do ♪
01:10:30.188 --> 01:10:33.562 align:center
♪ Don't tell me what to say ♪
01:10:33.563 --> 01:10:37.063 align:center
♪ And please, when I go out with you... ♪
01:10:38.188 --> 01:10:39.312 align:center
How is the wind?
01:10:39.313 --> 01:10:40.855 align:center
Steady from the west.
01:10:42.063 --> 01:10:43.605 align:center
We didn't miss anything, right?
01:10:44.521 --> 01:10:47.355 align:center
No. No, I don't think we did.
You're right.
01:10:48.521 --> 01:10:49.855 align:center
We didn't miss a fucking...
01:10:50.980 --> 01:10:52.646 align:center
[siren fades into distance]
01:10:53.313 --> 01:10:54.354 align:center
Fuck.
01:10:54.355 --> 01:10:56.480 align:center
- [more sirens wailing]
- Fuck...
01:11:01.271 --> 01:11:02.270 align:center
[sigh of relief]
01:11:02.271 --> 01:11:04.437 align:center
[both laughing]
01:11:04.438 --> 01:11:07.771 align:center
♪ ...I don't tell you what to do ♪
01:11:08.063 --> 01:11:11.813 align:center
♪ So just let me be myself ♪
01:11:12.146 --> 01:11:15.355 align:center
♪ That's all I ask of you ♪
01:11:15.605 --> 01:11:19.230 align:center
♪ I'm young and I love to be young ♪
01:11:19.646 --> 01:11:23.062 align:center
♪ I'm free and I love to be free ♪
01:11:23.063 --> 01:11:26.730 align:center
♪ To live my life the way I want ♪
01:11:26.938 --> 01:11:31.271 align:center
♪ To say and do whatever I please... ♪
01:11:33.230 --> 01:11:34.855 align:center
She's right above us.
01:11:35.688 --> 01:11:36.688 align:center
[Chiara] Come to mama.
01:11:37.605 --> 01:11:40.312 align:center
[air hissing]
01:11:40.313 --> 01:11:42.188 align:center
- There!
- Yeah.
01:11:48.813 --> 01:11:53.271 align:center
♪ ...And don't tell me what to do ♪
01:11:54.188 --> 01:11:57.020 align:center
♪ Don't tell me what to say ♪
01:11:57.021 --> 01:11:58.312 align:center
[Chiara laughs]
01:11:58.313 --> 01:12:00.938 align:center
♪ And please, when I go out with you ♪
01:12:01.271 --> 01:12:04.479 align:center
♪ Don't put me on display ♪
01:12:04.480 --> 01:12:07.520 align:center
♪ I don't tell you what to say ♪
01:12:07.521 --> 01:12:10.646 align:center
♪ I don't tell you what to do ♪
01:12:11.855 --> 01:12:15.271 align:center
♪ So just let me be myself... ♪
01:12:15.605 --> 01:12:16.855 align:center
[joyful laugh]
01:12:19.938 --> 01:12:21.270 align:center
[she laughs]
01:12:21.271 --> 01:12:22.438 align:center
[song fades]
01:12:23.855 --> 01:12:25.605 align:center
[birds chirping]
01:12:40.605 --> 01:12:41.521 align:center
[touching music]
01:12:42.063 --> 01:12:44.687 align:center
[shouts happily] I knew you could do it!
01:12:44.688 --> 01:12:46.855 align:center
I knew it, I knew it! Come here!
01:12:47.688 --> 01:12:49.855 align:center
I knew you could do it, I knew it!
01:12:50.355 --> 01:12:51.188 align:center
Show me.
01:12:58.355 --> 01:13:01.146 align:center
[awed sigh] My God.
01:13:07.646 --> 01:13:10.271 align:center
- Police?
- Chasing their tails in Paris.
01:13:10.605 --> 01:13:11.979 align:center
- In the wind.
- Yes.
01:13:11.980 --> 01:13:15.520 align:center
That doesn't mean they can't
trace your vehicle. We still do the swap.
01:13:15.521 --> 01:13:17.730 align:center
- It's too dangerous.
- They'll put you in jail!
01:13:18.188 --> 01:13:19.730 align:center
No! I won't hear of it.
01:13:20.396 --> 01:13:24.020 align:center
This is your masterpiece.
I want you to take it in the Jag.
01:13:24.021 --> 01:13:25.979 align:center
Meet me at the safehouse.
01:13:25.980 --> 01:13:28.229 align:center
If I'm not there in 48 hours,
01:13:28.230 --> 01:13:30.312 align:center
I want you to hide it away safely
01:13:30.313 --> 01:13:33.188 align:center
and then go to Zurich.
01:13:33.480 --> 01:13:34.396 align:center
This way.
01:13:39.438 --> 01:13:41.230 align:center
Understand? And live off this.
01:13:42.396 --> 01:13:44.104 align:center
And then disappear.
01:13:44.105 --> 01:13:46.395 align:center
And do not try to find me.
I will find you.
01:13:46.396 --> 01:13:48.854 align:center
- Why don't we all go in the Jag?
- Yes, come with us.
01:13:48.855 --> 01:13:51.771 align:center
No, because the terriers
need something to chase after.
01:13:52.063 --> 01:13:53.563 align:center
But I don't want to lose you now.
01:13:54.230 --> 01:13:56.479 align:center
I know. We'll see each other again soon.
01:13:56.480 --> 01:13:59.021 align:center
- I promise.
- We only just got to know each other.
01:13:59.355 --> 01:14:00.188 align:center
Now go.
01:14:01.146 --> 01:14:02.146 align:center
Go. Now!
01:14:28.396 --> 01:14:31.813 align:center
[soaring melancholy music]
01:14:58.771 --> 01:15:00.313 align:center
I think we're good.
01:15:00.688 --> 01:15:02.021 align:center
Let's get her inside.
01:15:03.730 --> 01:15:05.896 align:center
[dramatic whoosh]
01:15:12.396 --> 01:15:14.480 align:center
[mysterious Western music]
01:15:17.271 --> 01:15:18.521 align:center
We never left the car.
01:15:21.188 --> 01:15:23.063 align:center
When I went to the toilet?
01:15:23.521 --> 01:15:24.438 align:center
I stayed.
01:15:24.771 --> 01:15:26.604 align:center
No one touched the trunk.
Impossible.
01:15:26.605 --> 01:15:28.645 align:center
[gear mechanism clicking]
01:15:28.646 --> 01:15:30.146 align:center
A modified trunk?
01:15:30.480 --> 01:15:32.063 align:center
Maybe Dad knew about this.
01:15:33.813 --> 01:15:35.063 align:center
He would have told us.
01:15:36.313 --> 01:15:39.230 align:center
[music echoes dramatically]
01:15:57.146 --> 01:15:58.480 align:center
[Jay] It's motorized.
01:15:59.355 --> 01:16:01.730 align:center
Fucking painting-stealing machine.
01:16:03.688 --> 01:16:04.646 align:center
Yeah.
01:16:05.021 --> 01:16:06.854 align:center
We did miss something after all.
01:16:06.855 --> 01:16:08.188 align:center
Family heist.
01:16:09.563 --> 01:16:11.188 align:center
No problem if you're the Borgias.
01:16:13.230 --> 01:16:15.646 align:center
[tense Western music]
01:16:16.896 --> 01:16:19.063 align:center
- Unless your mother...
- No, no, no, no, no.
01:16:19.896 --> 01:16:22.855 align:center
The DNA tests could have been fakes,
but my mom confirmed it.
01:16:23.521 --> 01:16:25.312 align:center
- Did she?
- Don't-Don't say it!
01:16:25.313 --> 01:16:26.812 align:center
- Think.
- Nothing to think about.
01:16:26.813 --> 01:16:28.937 align:center
- Do you trust her?
- Of course, she's my mother!
01:16:28.938 --> 01:16:30.938 align:center
No mother would do that.
How would you know?
01:16:31.521 --> 01:16:34.020 align:center
I don't know much about mothers,
but I do know a scam.
01:16:34.021 --> 01:16:37.187 align:center
- You could have said something!
- You convinced me, mommy's boy!
01:16:37.188 --> 01:16:39.437 align:center
- You're just jealous, I get it.
- Of what?
01:16:39.438 --> 01:16:41.895 align:center
I have a mother, I have a father.
That's a fact.
01:16:41.896 --> 01:16:43.187 align:center
But then who are you? Huh?
01:16:43.188 --> 01:16:44.688 align:center
An employee?
01:16:45.396 --> 01:16:47.562 align:center
[in Italian]
You pretentious piece of shit.
01:16:47.563 --> 01:16:49.895 align:center
- You're an asshole.
- [in French] I know that word.
01:16:49.896 --> 01:16:52.229 align:center
- "Mom, Dad, look at me!"
- You know what?
01:16:52.230 --> 01:16:54.187 align:center
- You bitch.
- You're insignificant!
01:16:54.188 --> 01:16:55.562 align:center
You can type on a keyboard.
01:16:55.563 --> 01:16:57.687 align:center
When it's time to act,
you're a no-show.
01:16:57.688 --> 01:17:00.646 align:center
The robbery, the Mona Lisa, I did it!
01:17:01.146 --> 01:17:03.646 align:center
Yes, you did it, so what?
01:17:04.063 --> 01:17:05.855 align:center
What? You done?
01:17:06.146 --> 01:17:07.563 align:center
- That's it?
- Wait, please. Wait.
01:17:08.021 --> 01:17:09.563 align:center
It's too late to be sorry.
01:17:10.480 --> 01:17:12.979 align:center
No matter who that guy is,
he scammed us.
01:17:12.980 --> 01:17:15.229 align:center
- Right?
- Yes, he scammed us.
01:17:15.230 --> 01:17:16.395 align:center
It's pretty clear.
01:17:16.396 --> 01:17:18.396 align:center
So, imagine.
01:17:20.355 --> 01:17:23.105 align:center
We are him.
We just pulled off a big one.
01:17:23.980 --> 01:17:24.855 align:center
What comes next?
01:17:27.438 --> 01:17:29.688 align:center
[ominous music]
01:18:01.355 --> 01:18:05.021 align:center
C-4. Old school.
One thing in life you can count on.
01:18:06.563 --> 01:18:08.313 align:center
And... Boom.
01:18:20.438 --> 01:18:23.354 align:center
[phone beeping]
01:18:23.355 --> 01:18:26.020 align:center
- [in French] Hi, darling.
- I need to talk to you, Mom.
01:18:26.021 --> 01:18:28.563 align:center
How's your dad?
Are you two getting along?
01:18:29.105 --> 01:18:30.146 align:center
He paid you, right?
01:18:31.605 --> 01:18:33.562 align:center
- Paid me?
- Yeah, paid you.
01:18:33.563 --> 01:18:35.438 align:center
That's what I said. Did he pay you?
01:18:35.855 --> 01:18:38.354 align:center
[stammering]
Of course not. Not at all.
01:18:38.355 --> 01:18:41.312 align:center
- Cut the bullshit.
- Hey, Jérémie. Please.
01:18:41.313 --> 01:18:42.688 align:center
[woman] Room service.
01:18:44.146 --> 01:18:45.938 align:center
Where are you? Are you kidding me?
01:18:47.188 --> 01:18:48.979 align:center
Where are you? Tell me.
01:18:48.980 --> 01:18:51.437 align:center
- I'll explain.
- Go ahead. Are you in Tahiti?
01:18:51.438 --> 01:18:53.438 align:center
Come on, of course I'm not.
01:18:53.938 --> 01:18:56.729 align:center
- Where are you then?
- I can't hear you.
01:18:56.730 --> 01:18:57.854 align:center
Don't, Mom.
01:18:57.855 --> 01:18:59.687 align:center
You're cutting out. Hello?
01:18:59.688 --> 01:19:01.355 align:center
Hello? Mom?
01:19:01.938 --> 01:19:03.730 align:center
Fuck!
01:19:08.396 --> 01:19:10.229 align:center
Mona Lisa: still missing
01:19:10.230 --> 01:19:12.645 align:center
[Jay, in English]
How we did not see this coming?
01:19:12.646 --> 01:19:15.396 align:center
[Chiara] Everything was part of the plan.
01:19:15.813 --> 01:19:18.230 align:center
The DNA lab, the house...
01:19:19.563 --> 01:19:20.688 align:center
The Jag...
01:19:21.396 --> 01:19:22.563 align:center
He manipulated us.
01:19:23.271 --> 01:19:26.395 align:center
And when he felt we had doubts,
he pulled the lawyer trick.
01:19:26.396 --> 01:19:30.146 align:center
...affairs in order, but things
have taken an unexpectedly urgent turn.
01:19:30.771 --> 01:19:33.520 align:center
[recording]
Mademoiselle Chiara Ferraro
01:19:33.521 --> 01:19:35.313 align:center
and Monsieur Jérémie Mercier...
01:19:35.730 --> 01:19:37.937 align:center
[Roger] Paperwork to be completed
by tomorrow.
01:19:37.938 --> 01:19:39.896 align:center
[recording] This leaves little time.
01:19:40.271 --> 01:19:41.104 align:center
[Roger] I know.
01:19:41.105 --> 01:19:42.355 align:center
[frustrated sigh]
01:19:44.771 --> 01:19:46.230 align:center
So you're not even my sister.
01:19:54.271 --> 01:19:56.770 align:center
I was never anybody's sister or daughter.
01:19:56.771 --> 01:19:57.771 align:center
Um...
01:20:00.021 --> 01:20:01.605 align:center
I never imagined
01:20:03.396 --> 01:20:05.813 align:center
what having a sister
would feel like, and...
01:20:09.688 --> 01:20:10.730 align:center
I will miss you.
01:20:11.896 --> 01:20:12.980 align:center
A lot.
01:20:16.355 --> 01:20:18.521 align:center
I'll always be your sister.
01:20:18.896 --> 01:20:20.771 align:center
If you want to be my brother.
01:20:22.938 --> 01:20:24.855 align:center
OK! Now.
01:20:25.230 --> 01:20:27.396 align:center
- [heavy thud]
- We're gonna get him.
01:20:27.730 --> 01:20:30.063 align:center
Right now he's in Mexico or Jakarta.
01:20:30.771 --> 01:20:32.021 align:center
Not yet. First,
01:20:32.813 --> 01:20:34.312 align:center
he has to make a delivery.
01:20:34.313 --> 01:20:36.563 align:center
- He just crossed into Italy.
- What's that?
01:20:37.563 --> 01:20:39.812 align:center
He's got a pacemaker.
It works on Bluetooth.
01:20:39.813 --> 01:20:43.230 align:center
- So his doctor can monitor him remotely.
- How do you know that?
01:20:43.563 --> 01:20:46.020 align:center
Because I'm fucking good at what I do.
01:20:46.021 --> 01:20:49.354 align:center
[quiet intriguing music]
01:20:49.355 --> 01:20:52.479 align:center
[woman] It's been just over a day
since the Louvre confirmed
01:20:52.480 --> 01:20:54.729 align:center
that Leonardo Da Vinci's Mona Lisa,
01:20:54.730 --> 01:20:57.437 align:center
one of the most famous paintings
in the world,
01:20:57.438 --> 01:21:00.438 align:center
was stolen from the museum
in the middle of the night.
01:21:01.271 --> 01:21:03.604 align:center
The details remain unclear,
but the theft...
01:21:03.605 --> 01:21:05.437 align:center
- [clicks button]
- [man speaking Italian]
01:21:05.438 --> 01:21:06.688 align:center
[loud beeping]
01:21:09.771 --> 01:21:11.230 align:center
[dramatic music sting]
01:21:14.438 --> 01:21:15.354 align:center
[uneasy sigh]
01:21:15.355 --> 01:21:16.480 align:center
[loud beeping]
01:21:19.480 --> 01:21:20.730 align:center
[sighs again]
01:21:34.646 --> 01:21:36.770 align:center
And you can bugger off as well.
01:21:36.771 --> 01:21:40.271 align:center
[tense music]
01:21:50.771 --> 01:21:52.396 align:center
He hasn't been moving for hours.
01:21:52.730 --> 01:21:54.605 align:center
Maybe it's just a decoy signal.
01:21:55.730 --> 01:21:56.813 align:center
Or he's still asleep.
01:22:01.480 --> 01:22:02.563 align:center
Why wait?
01:22:03.230 --> 01:22:06.355 align:center
I say we stick him up now.
In and out, 60 seconds.
01:22:07.563 --> 01:22:09.355 align:center
Then what? We cannot fence it.
01:22:09.896 --> 01:22:11.771 align:center
He wasn't lying about that.
01:22:12.313 --> 01:22:14.021 align:center
Oh, look! He's on the move.
01:22:16.063 --> 01:22:17.729 align:center
OK. So, now he makes the sale,
01:22:17.730 --> 01:22:19.146 align:center
he gets his pay-off.
01:22:19.521 --> 01:22:23.229 align:center
Cash, Bitcoin, property title, whatever.
And we rob him.
01:22:23.230 --> 01:22:24.770 align:center
Roadside stick-up. Old school!
01:22:24.771 --> 01:22:26.270 align:center
60 seconds.
01:22:26.271 --> 01:22:27.771 align:center
[together] Yes!
01:22:32.938 --> 01:22:35.355 align:center
[dramatic music sting]
01:22:44.688 --> 01:22:46.020 align:center
[in Italian] Old bastard.
01:22:46.021 --> 01:22:47.896 align:center
[in French] Old bastard.
01:22:51.480 --> 01:22:54.021 align:center
[suspenseful funk music]
01:23:12.730 --> 01:23:15.146 align:center
He's taking a left.
One kilometer ahead.
01:23:16.105 --> 01:23:16.938 align:center
OK.
01:23:26.688 --> 01:23:29.771 align:center
[nervous percussive music]
01:23:32.938 --> 01:23:34.979 align:center
[Western stand-off music]
01:23:34.980 --> 01:23:36.188 align:center
[brake squeaks]
01:24:04.730 --> 01:24:05.896 align:center
Don't.
01:24:16.521 --> 01:24:19.605 align:center
[tense music]
01:24:27.938 --> 01:24:28.771 align:center
[heavy clunk]
01:24:30.021 --> 01:24:31.063 align:center
[nervous sigh]
01:24:44.688 --> 01:24:47.730 align:center
- [suspenseful music]
- [walkie-talkies crackling]
01:25:02.063 --> 01:25:03.438 align:center
Drone.
01:25:08.646 --> 01:25:09.730 align:center
[Jay] OK.
01:25:12.771 --> 01:25:13.770 align:center
OK.
01:25:13.771 --> 01:25:16.105 align:center
[dragonfly whirrs]
01:25:23.563 --> 01:25:24.645 align:center
Watch out!
01:25:24.646 --> 01:25:28.146 align:center
Mr. Cavendish.
01:25:28.605 --> 01:25:31.438 align:center
It's so nice of you to be on time.
01:25:31.771 --> 01:25:33.605 align:center
Well, you know me.
01:25:34.313 --> 01:25:35.562 align:center
I aim to please.
01:25:35.563 --> 01:25:37.480 align:center
[mirthless chuckle]
01:25:38.813 --> 01:25:42.480 align:center
[feeble groan]
And you didn't come empty-handed.
01:25:43.230 --> 01:25:44.938 align:center
Oh, I did not.
01:25:45.188 --> 01:25:46.520 align:center
Shall we?
01:25:46.521 --> 01:25:49.395 align:center
My team set up
everything we need in there.
01:25:49.396 --> 01:25:50.396 align:center
Come on.
01:25:51.188 --> 01:25:52.188 align:center
Let's go.
01:25:56.146 --> 01:25:58.730 align:center
We're ready for you, professor.
01:26:08.896 --> 01:26:09.730 align:center
There we are.
01:26:10.438 --> 01:26:13.729 align:center
I see that you've got everything prepared.
I brought these.
01:26:13.730 --> 01:26:14.730 align:center
But, uh,
01:26:15.480 --> 01:26:17.771 align:center
I think your kit is a cut above.
01:26:18.188 --> 01:26:21.146 align:center
I'm surprised you're surprised.
01:26:21.563 --> 01:26:23.270 align:center
[whirring]
01:26:23.271 --> 01:26:25.521 align:center
- Behind the tree.
- Yeah, I know. I can see it.
01:26:29.063 --> 01:26:30.812 align:center
- [Van Klum] OK.
- Right.
01:26:30.813 --> 01:26:32.063 align:center
I'm ready.
01:26:39.063 --> 01:26:40.688 align:center
[moans]
01:26:41.563 --> 01:26:43.438 align:center
There she is.
01:26:45.980 --> 01:26:48.770 align:center
In the flesh.
01:26:48.771 --> 01:26:50.855 align:center
[quirky playful music]
01:26:53.396 --> 01:26:55.604 align:center
Dr. Ludovico says, no more--
01:26:55.605 --> 01:26:57.688 align:center
Shut the fuck up.
01:26:58.146 --> 01:26:59.730 align:center
[lighter clicks]
01:27:03.313 --> 01:27:05.063 align:center
[slow rasping inhale]
01:27:06.188 --> 01:27:08.480 align:center
[slow sinister exhale]
01:27:14.188 --> 01:27:17.063 align:center
So... [raspy cough]
01:27:18.730 --> 01:27:20.812 align:center
Da Vinci painted
01:27:20.813 --> 01:27:24.605 align:center
a draft sketch
underneath the painting, I believe.
01:27:25.105 --> 01:27:28.229 align:center
Yes. The pentimenti of the hands
and the beginnings of another portrait.
01:27:28.230 --> 01:27:32.271 align:center
I do hope you're not planning on
passing off another
01:27:33.396 --> 01:27:35.229 align:center
fake like the last time,
01:27:35.230 --> 01:27:36.313 align:center
are you?
01:27:37.563 --> 01:27:40.646 align:center
Alternative authenticity,
if you don't mind.
01:27:41.355 --> 01:27:42.687 align:center
No, no, no.
01:27:42.688 --> 01:27:43.855 align:center
Certainly not.
01:27:48.021 --> 01:27:49.188 align:center
OK.
01:27:51.813 --> 01:27:54.604 align:center
I don't just pay for the painting.
01:27:54.605 --> 01:27:56.730 align:center
The story is part of the deal.
01:27:58.105 --> 01:27:59.938 align:center
Wait, what was it,
01:28:00.438 --> 01:28:02.730 align:center
that family secret you told me about?
01:28:03.188 --> 01:28:04.979 align:center
Secrets are like mushrooms, old boy.
01:28:04.980 --> 01:28:06.063 align:center
Mushrooms?
01:28:07.521 --> 01:28:09.312 align:center
Better kept in the dark?
01:28:09.313 --> 01:28:12.021 align:center
Hmm. I don't know
what they're talking about.
01:28:12.563 --> 01:28:15.354 align:center
- How do you do that?
- Oh, my foster sister was deaf.
01:28:15.355 --> 01:28:16.812 align:center
She taught me.
01:28:16.813 --> 01:28:22.104 align:center
Well, I needed to find professionals
who were pliant and wouldn't pry.
01:28:22.105 --> 01:28:23.980 align:center
And given that there are so many
01:28:24.438 --> 01:28:27.187 align:center
fractured families
in the criminal underworld,
01:28:27.188 --> 01:28:29.729 align:center
I thought, what better role to play
01:28:29.730 --> 01:28:33.146 align:center
than that of a long-lost father?
01:28:35.230 --> 01:28:38.355 align:center
The difficult thing
was finding the perfect dummies.
01:28:38.688 --> 01:28:39.646 align:center
Dummies?
01:28:41.938 --> 01:28:43.313 align:center
[in Italian] Idiots?
01:28:46.438 --> 01:28:47.895 align:center
[Roger] Two stupid,
01:28:47.896 --> 01:28:50.146 align:center
gullible young kids.
01:28:50.563 --> 01:28:52.354 align:center
[Van Klum] Oh my God.
01:28:52.355 --> 01:28:55.480 align:center
You old bastard.
01:28:56.188 --> 01:28:57.521 align:center
Well done.
01:28:58.396 --> 01:28:59.980 align:center
Professor.
01:29:01.438 --> 01:29:03.562 align:center
- Happy?
- Well, yes.
01:29:03.563 --> 01:29:06.520 align:center
- The substratum imaging seems correct.
- [Van Klum] OK.
01:29:06.521 --> 01:29:08.020 align:center
And the craquelure is a match.
01:29:08.021 --> 01:29:10.063 align:center
Naturally,
I would need a full day to confirm--
01:29:10.896 --> 01:29:15.063 align:center
It appears
we have a winner here, Mr. Cavendish.
01:29:15.563 --> 01:29:18.395 align:center
Congratulations, then,
on your new acquisition.
01:29:18.396 --> 01:29:21.854 align:center
- Yeah.
- Which brings me to our arrangement.
01:29:21.855 --> 01:29:25.188 align:center
Yeah, absolutely.
You are absolved of your debt to me.
01:29:27.396 --> 01:29:28.980 align:center
Having said that,
01:29:29.896 --> 01:29:30.771 align:center
[gasps]
01:29:31.855 --> 01:29:35.480 align:center
how can I possibly keep anyone alive
01:29:36.063 --> 01:29:38.688 align:center
who knows what I now possess?
01:29:39.938 --> 01:29:41.605 align:center
I'm sure even you understand,
01:29:42.230 --> 01:29:43.855 align:center
Cavendish.
01:29:44.896 --> 01:29:46.938 align:center
Thank you, Bruno. Truly.
01:29:47.313 --> 01:29:48.645 align:center
Thank you?
01:29:48.646 --> 01:29:50.104 align:center
[grunts] Whatever for?
01:29:50.105 --> 01:29:51.562 align:center
[dramatic music]
01:29:51.563 --> 01:29:53.521 align:center
For playing directly into my hands.
01:29:54.896 --> 01:29:55.896 align:center
[in French] Don't move.
01:29:56.980 --> 01:29:57.896 align:center
[loud bang]
01:30:00.855 --> 01:30:01.688 align:center
What?
01:30:02.688 --> 01:30:04.105 align:center
[panting]
01:30:04.771 --> 01:30:05.770 align:center
[soft chuckle]
01:30:05.771 --> 01:30:08.020 align:center
[dramatic action music]
01:30:08.021 --> 01:30:10.521 align:center
[yelling in French]
01:30:15.188 --> 01:30:16.687 align:center
[in French]
Let me see your hands!
01:30:16.688 --> 01:30:17.605 align:center
Fuck!
01:30:22.396 --> 01:30:24.020 align:center
Ladies and gentlemen!
01:30:24.021 --> 01:30:25.355 align:center
[in French] French Republic.
01:30:29.188 --> 01:30:31.520 align:center
[in English]
On a repatriation mission,
01:30:31.521 --> 01:30:32.771 align:center
[in French] Élysée?
01:30:33.605 --> 01:30:35.688 align:center
Lise is coming back home.
01:30:38.105 --> 01:30:39.480 align:center
[gunshot]
01:30:40.688 --> 01:30:42.688 align:center
[soldier shouting in Italian]
01:30:44.230 --> 01:30:45.438 align:center
[shouting in Italian]
01:30:47.771 --> 01:30:49.855 align:center
[in Italian]
Italian armed forces, nobody moves.
01:30:50.271 --> 01:30:51.687 align:center
[in French] Shit.
01:30:51.688 --> 01:30:54.187 align:center
[dramatic music]
01:30:54.188 --> 01:30:57.230 align:center
[in Italian] Palazzo Chigi?
The Gioconda is back home.
01:30:58.605 --> 01:31:00.562 align:center
[in French] The Italians are here.
Operation compromised.
01:31:00.563 --> 01:31:02.688 align:center
Smoke screen requested
before evacuation.
01:31:09.021 --> 01:31:10.230 align:center
[helicopter whirring]
01:31:18.105 --> 01:31:19.271 align:center
[muffled blasts]
01:31:24.188 --> 01:31:25.896 align:center
[Jay] Go, go!
01:31:30.146 --> 01:31:31.521 align:center
[smoke hissing]
01:31:35.688 --> 01:31:38.605 align:center
[engine turning over]
01:31:44.605 --> 01:31:46.355 align:center
[French soldier] Let's get out of here!
01:31:48.063 --> 01:31:50.355 align:center
[French soldier] Come on,
let's not stay here!
01:31:53.813 --> 01:31:54.770 align:center
[Chiara] No?
01:31:54.771 --> 01:31:56.562 align:center
[in French] Come on.
01:31:56.563 --> 01:31:58.063 align:center
[engine turning over]
01:31:59.063 --> 01:32:00.771 align:center
- Soldiers.
- Huh?
01:32:01.896 --> 01:32:03.105 align:center
Stop!
01:32:04.271 --> 01:32:05.355 align:center
[Jay, in French] Fuck!
01:32:06.313 --> 01:32:09.396 align:center
[bullets whizz and ricochet]
01:32:22.938 --> 01:32:24.521 align:center
[maniacal cackling]
01:32:27.355 --> 01:32:29.979 align:center
[Italian police scanner] I have a car
heading for the French border.
01:32:29.980 --> 01:32:32.021 align:center
Copy that. We're on it.
01:32:41.480 --> 01:32:46.855 align:center
[haunting operatic music]
01:32:55.396 --> 01:32:56.646 align:center
[dramatic music]
01:32:57.271 --> 01:32:58.480 align:center
[music stops]
01:33:05.438 --> 01:33:06.395 align:center
[muffled shout]
01:33:06.396 --> 01:33:08.438 align:center
Oh come on, get a grip!
01:33:09.105 --> 01:33:10.063 align:center
[muffled] Fuck!
01:33:12.355 --> 01:33:14.646 align:center
[frustrated scream]
Fuck!
01:33:17.730 --> 01:33:19.230 align:center
[exasperated sigh] Shit...
01:33:28.146 --> 01:33:30.396 align:center
Get in. Now. Come on!
01:33:33.063 --> 01:33:35.605 align:center
[badass music]
01:33:44.938 --> 01:33:48.395 align:center
- Great to meet you, you fucking sociopath!
- Quite so. How do you do?
01:33:48.396 --> 01:33:49.395 align:center
You fucking traitor!
01:33:49.396 --> 01:33:52.063 align:center
I just saved your arses,
by the fucking way!
01:33:56.480 --> 01:33:58.354 align:center
OK. So, where is our money?
01:33:58.355 --> 01:34:00.105 align:center
Money? There's no money.
01:34:00.521 --> 01:34:01.730 align:center
[together] What?
01:34:01.980 --> 01:34:04.354 align:center
But you gave the painting
to the guy in the wheelchair.
01:34:04.355 --> 01:34:05.729 align:center
- Correct.
- For free?
01:34:05.730 --> 01:34:09.187 align:center
Did you really think
we'd get away with stealing and fencing
01:34:09.188 --> 01:34:11.229 align:center
the most valuable painting in the world?
01:34:11.230 --> 01:34:14.520 align:center
That'd be like trying to sell
a nuclear bomb in a farmer's market!
01:34:14.521 --> 01:34:16.396 align:center
So why did you give it to him?
01:34:17.355 --> 01:34:18.395 align:center
Brace yourselves!
01:34:18.396 --> 01:34:20.313 align:center
[Chiara and Jay scream]
01:34:23.521 --> 01:34:24.729 align:center
[raging in Italian]
01:34:24.730 --> 01:34:26.229 align:center
The painting was leverage.
01:34:26.230 --> 01:34:28.437 align:center
- I was in debt to van Klum.
- Van who?
01:34:28.438 --> 01:34:29.895 align:center
The guy in the wheelchair.
01:34:29.896 --> 01:34:31.562 align:center
- What kind of debt?
- Big.
01:34:31.563 --> 01:34:34.145 align:center
- What did you do to him?
- Let's not go there.
01:34:34.146 --> 01:34:35.937 align:center
- So what went wrong?
- [he sighs]
01:34:35.938 --> 01:34:37.937 align:center
Men like him, they just keep coming.
01:34:37.938 --> 01:34:41.270 align:center
The only way I could be free
was if he was in prison or dead.
01:34:41.271 --> 01:34:43.770 align:center
So you called the French and the Italians.
01:34:43.771 --> 01:34:45.812 align:center
And they catch him
holding the Mona Lisa,
01:34:45.813 --> 01:34:48.437 align:center
the one thing his money
cannot protect him from.
01:34:48.438 --> 01:34:51.729 align:center
And you knew
the French were gonna use smoke to escape!
01:34:51.730 --> 01:34:53.354 align:center
- Smarter than I thought.
- Fuck you!
01:34:53.355 --> 01:34:56.895 align:center
- You're not even the Snow Leopard.
- I know I'm not! I'm a liar!
01:34:56.896 --> 01:35:00.438 align:center
I'm an awful, horrible person,
a loathsome piece of shit.
01:35:00.771 --> 01:35:03.229 align:center
But you two
are the only family I've ever had.
01:35:03.230 --> 01:35:04.562 align:center
God, I want to puke.
01:35:04.563 --> 01:35:06.770 align:center
That happens
when you look in the mirror!
01:35:06.771 --> 01:35:09.854 align:center
- He's just lying again.
- No, I'm not. I wasn't lying back there!
01:35:09.855 --> 01:35:12.895 align:center
Well, hardly.
A little bit. Just... For...
01:35:12.896 --> 01:35:13.979 align:center
Brace yourselves.
01:35:13.980 --> 01:35:15.730 align:center
[both yelp]
01:35:18.605 --> 01:35:20.687 align:center
[all panting]
01:35:20.688 --> 01:35:22.313 align:center
[car turns off]
01:35:22.855 --> 01:35:24.687 align:center
All right, out.
Both of you, now.
01:35:24.688 --> 01:35:26.021 align:center
Out! Now. Quickly.
01:35:27.605 --> 01:35:28.813 align:center
[Roger] Dammit.
01:35:32.980 --> 01:35:34.520 align:center
Fuck.
01:35:34.521 --> 01:35:35.646 align:center
Right.
01:35:38.188 --> 01:35:41.937 align:center
The Italians are back that way,
the French on the other side, no doubt.
01:35:41.938 --> 01:35:44.770 align:center
But this is technically a no-man's-land.
01:35:44.771 --> 01:35:46.937 align:center
Neither of them can enter here.
01:35:46.938 --> 01:35:48.770 align:center
That door
01:35:48.771 --> 01:35:51.521 align:center
is an old evacuation route
for the workers who built this place.
01:35:52.146 --> 01:35:56.062 align:center
It was my intention to ditch the car
and disappear through that,
01:35:56.063 --> 01:35:57.938 align:center
but then you two showed up and...
01:35:59.855 --> 01:36:00.770 align:center
[exasperated sigh]
01:36:00.771 --> 01:36:02.021 align:center
[incredulous laugh]
01:36:04.188 --> 01:36:05.688 align:center
[resigned sigh]
01:36:07.605 --> 01:36:08.688 align:center
[steely sigh]
01:36:09.396 --> 01:36:10.271 align:center
Here.
01:36:11.271 --> 01:36:12.188 align:center
Take it.
01:36:13.605 --> 01:36:16.230 align:center
It's rusty, but I oiled the lock.
01:36:16.688 --> 01:36:17.521 align:center
Go.
01:36:19.271 --> 01:36:21.229 align:center
- Why are you doing this?
- Why don't you come?
01:36:21.230 --> 01:36:23.187 align:center
[stammering] Why am I doing it?
01:36:23.188 --> 01:36:25.645 align:center
Because they don't know
about you yet.
01:36:25.646 --> 01:36:27.020 align:center
No one's after you yet
01:36:27.021 --> 01:36:28.979 align:center
and I never thought I'd say this,
01:36:28.980 --> 01:36:31.645 align:center
but if anything bad
has to happen to anyone,
01:36:31.646 --> 01:36:34.813 align:center
I'd rather it happen to me
than to you two.
01:36:39.855 --> 01:36:41.896 align:center
We love you too, crazy prick.
01:36:44.938 --> 01:36:46.313 align:center
It's what fathers do.
01:36:46.855 --> 01:36:47.813 align:center
Isn't it?
01:36:49.396 --> 01:36:51.188 align:center
You are not our father, Roger.
01:36:52.771 --> 01:36:53.812 align:center
Right, yes. Sorry.
01:36:53.813 --> 01:36:55.063 align:center
So who are you, really?
01:36:57.646 --> 01:36:58.480 align:center
Really.
01:37:00.605 --> 01:37:04.020 align:center
[plaintive harp music]
01:37:04.021 --> 01:37:05.230 align:center
Who am I?
01:37:13.188 --> 01:37:15.730 align:center
[American accent]
My name is Marcus Dubrovnik.
01:37:18.230 --> 01:37:19.646 align:center
And I'm from New Jersey.
01:37:20.188 --> 01:37:23.687 align:center
Summit City, to be exact. I think.
01:37:23.688 --> 01:37:24.771 align:center
[playful spy music]
01:37:25.521 --> 01:37:26.771 align:center
That said...
01:37:27.313 --> 01:37:28.521 align:center
[helpless chuckle]
01:37:29.813 --> 01:37:31.021 align:center
Anyway.
01:37:33.855 --> 01:37:34.771 align:center
Yeah...
01:37:35.896 --> 01:37:36.730 align:center
Sorry.
01:37:41.480 --> 01:37:42.813 align:center
Look after yourselves.
01:37:43.980 --> 01:37:45.646 align:center
[touching music]
01:37:48.855 --> 01:37:50.105 align:center
[emotional sigh]
01:38:04.355 --> 01:38:05.688 align:center
I'm going that way.
01:38:06.563 --> 01:38:08.605 align:center
Italian prison food
is better than French.
01:38:09.063 --> 01:38:10.105 align:center
[soft chuckle]
01:38:11.355 --> 01:38:12.188 align:center
[car door slams]
01:38:13.396 --> 01:38:14.230 align:center
[engine starts]
01:38:21.855 --> 01:38:24.730 align:center
[up-tempo emotional music]
01:38:41.396 --> 01:38:42.980 align:center
[music fades]
01:38:45.646 --> 01:38:47.896 align:center
[tense music]
01:38:50.021 --> 01:38:51.896 align:center
[soldier shouting in Italian]
01:38:53.063 --> 01:38:57.145 align:center
- [Italian soldier barking orders]
- [Roger, in Italian] Sì.
01:38:57.146 --> 01:38:59.520 align:center
- [shouting in Italian]
- [Roger] OK!
01:38:59.521 --> 01:39:02.437 align:center
[tense negotiation in Italian]
01:39:02.438 --> 01:39:03.604 align:center
[in English] Please!
01:39:03.605 --> 01:39:05.979 align:center
- [guns cocking]
- Don't shoot.
01:39:05.980 --> 01:39:07.563 align:center
[soldier speaking Italian]
01:39:08.813 --> 01:39:10.230 align:center
[English accent] Don't shoot.
01:39:10.813 --> 01:39:11.896 align:center
I have a family.
01:39:15.605 --> 01:39:16.480 align:center
[cry of pain]
01:39:19.313 --> 01:39:21.521 align:center
[cell door slams]
01:39:23.021 --> 01:39:24.895 align:center
[distant voices echo]
01:39:24.896 --> 01:39:25.896 align:center
[metallic thud]
01:39:27.146 --> 01:39:29.146 align:center
[thudding continues]
01:39:30.188 --> 01:39:31.021 align:center
[heavy thud]
01:39:34.896 --> 01:39:36.688 align:center
[groaning with effort]
01:39:41.063 --> 01:39:42.312 align:center
[exhausted gasp]
01:39:42.313 --> 01:39:44.605 align:center
[sodden shoes squelching]
01:39:46.730 --> 01:39:48.230 align:center
[upbeat funk music]
01:39:49.313 --> 01:39:50.770 align:center
[alarms blaring]
01:39:50.771 --> 01:39:52.063 align:center
Shit!
01:39:59.063 --> 01:40:00.896 align:center
[gate beeping]
01:40:01.480 --> 01:40:02.813 align:center
Oh shit!
01:40:05.355 --> 01:40:06.438 align:center
[effortful grunt]
01:40:07.480 --> 01:40:08.562 align:center
[man, in French] Come on!
01:40:08.563 --> 01:40:10.896 align:center
- Get in!
- [Jay, in French] Come on, get in!
01:40:21.313 --> 01:40:22.480 align:center
[music fades]
01:40:23.480 --> 01:40:25.312 align:center
- What kept you?
- We're right on time!
01:40:25.313 --> 01:40:26.437 align:center
Man, you stink!
01:40:26.438 --> 01:40:28.645 align:center
I'm sorry!
I was gonna take a helicopter,
01:40:28.646 --> 01:40:31.104 align:center
but I'm more of a sewer person.
You know, Mogadishu.
01:40:31.105 --> 01:40:32.604 align:center
Come on. Stop with Mogadishu.
01:40:32.605 --> 01:40:34.187 align:center
All right, I meant Kathmandu.
01:40:34.188 --> 01:40:35.729 align:center
- Kathmandu?
- Whatever!
01:40:35.730 --> 01:40:38.104 align:center
- The Mona Lisa's missing.
- Course she is.
01:40:38.105 --> 01:40:40.187 align:center
Took me a long time,
let me tell ya.
01:40:40.188 --> 01:40:42.729 align:center
Layering in that pentimenti
and everything.
01:40:42.730 --> 01:40:46.354 align:center
- You gave van Klum a fake?
- Of course! Think I'm an idiot?
01:40:46.355 --> 01:40:48.312 align:center
- Another fake?
- Yeah!
01:40:48.313 --> 01:40:51.437 align:center
And I have to say, it's probably
the best ever made. Really.
01:40:51.438 --> 01:40:52.813 align:center
So where is she?
01:40:53.188 --> 01:40:54.521 align:center
Yeah, where is she?
01:40:55.605 --> 01:40:59.105 align:center
["Monna Lisa" by Ivan Graziani playing]
01:41:33.730 --> 01:41:38.355 align:center
[upbeat dramatic music]
01:42:21.813 --> 01:42:26.105 align:center
[low-key cool music]
01:43:00.896 --> 01:43:04.813 align:center
[soft badass music]
01:43:28.771 --> 01:43:31.563 align:center
[badass music]
01:44:02.230 --> 01:44:05.771 align:center
[badass music continues]
01:45:40.396 --> 01:45:43.188 align:center
[suspenseful music]
01:46:56.605 --> 01:46:59.938 align:center
Subtitling:
Willa Grefe for TRI TRACK