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[the lion roars]
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[the lion roars again]
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[funky intriguing music]
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[pulsing dance music]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[suspenseful music]
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[in Italian] Hey, gorgeous...
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- [electronic buzz]
- [notification pings]
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[suspenseful music intensifies]
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[music stops]
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[in Italian] Cheers.
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[badass music]
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Oh shit...
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[mellow dramatic music]
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[cool up-tempo music]
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[button dings]
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[beep]
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PRESIDENTIAL SUITE
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[regular electronic chirps]
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[muffled chirps]
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[funky suspenseful music]
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[pleased laugh]
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[cool suspenseful music]
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[beep]
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[scanner beeps]
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[electronic whirring]
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[man] What is this shit?
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No dip?
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[sighs] Motherfucker...
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[keypad clicking]
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[gasps]
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[male voice] Hello?
Is someone in here?
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There's someone in here.
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[male voice] Hello, security?
Someone's broken into my room.
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[loud knocking]
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[in French] Open the door
or we'll break it open!
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[text message beeps]
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[chuckles]
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[chuckling continues]
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[loud knocking]
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[swaggering rock music]
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[beeps]
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[electric car engine revs]
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[electric motorcycle engine revs]
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- [bell tolling]
- [birds chirping]
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[relaxed playful music]
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[alert dings]
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[beep]
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[music intensifies]
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[cool soaring music]
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[music fades]
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[branches crack]
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"60_sekondz_in_out"?
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[in Italian] You're late.
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"Ghost_95"?
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[phones vibrate and beep]
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- [in French] Hi.
- Ciao.
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Speak English?
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If I have to.
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OK. Let's do it then.
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You are ready?
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[flirty jazz music]
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Hmm. Lots of light.
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A party?
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No. Deterrent.
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- How can you be sure?
- The three "No's."
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No noise, no cars, nobody around.
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Maybe you just can't see them from here.
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We'll find out soon enough.
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- [man] OK, watch me.
- Wait.
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- Intrusion's my thing.
- You'll love this.
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Little boom. 60 seconds in and out.
What do you say?
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Don't you use that name on Tinder?
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On Tinder, I'm just Jay. Paris.
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- You?
- Chiara. Napoli.
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They'll have backup.
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- I doubt it.
- They will.
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They will not.
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Big property like this?
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- Hundred percent.
- Wanna bet?
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Depends on the stakes.
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Strip poker.
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You in?
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You'll be the one freezing his ass.
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[beeps]
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[beeping accelerates]
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[muffled bang]
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[fizzing and burning]
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[distant boom]
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[in French] Here you go.
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[gasps] Look!
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A backup.
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OK, then.
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[zipper unzipping]
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[wires crackling]
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[cool low-key music]
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[Jay] So... What's our plan now?
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What?
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[dramatic whoosh]
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[cool low-key music]
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[suctioning]
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Told you. No one.
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[cool low-key music continues]
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[Jay] Door jammers, suction pads, semtex?
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This is all burglar shit.
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What does this guy do for a living?
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Whatever he does,
he makes money out of it.
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[Chiara] Target.
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[Jay chuckles]
Gotlib 1920. Old school.
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- [Chiara] What's that?
- My new toy!
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- You sure it works?
- Wanna bet?
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[she laughs]
You're going to end up butt-naked.
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[chuckles] Here is my butt.
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Take a good look.
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- [laughs]
- [Jay] And showtime.
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[impressed] Hooo...
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- Uhh...
- [Chiara] What?
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- It's empty.
- [English man] Look more closely.
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You passed the test. Bravo.
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[menacing music]
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And bare-chested.
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- Interesting.
- Why do you care?
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Why is that?
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- Heat control? Avoiding static?
- He won't say a thing without a lawyer.
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Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Shall we put our shirts on and, um,
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repair to the parlor?
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As you've no doubt surmised by now,
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this is my safe.
And I'm the one who hired you.
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You hired us? To rob you.
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Fast learner. Cheers.
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- You a cop?
- What?
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- A spook?
- No!
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Just... Roger.
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Cavendish.
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If this is a scam,
you better still pay us.
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No! I apologize for the subterfuge.
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I needed to know
the two of you could work together.
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And it appears you can.
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And does it have anything to do
with the gear downstairs?
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I would like to offer you
the job of a lifetime.
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One that is more than worthy
of your talents.
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[intriguing music]
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Chiara:
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a hacking wizard.
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No qualms
about getting close to her target.
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And Jay:
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the most creative
explosives expert of his generation.
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Separately, you are formidable.
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Together...
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You're perfect.
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What do you think?
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No. Nice meeting you.
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But no.
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Yeah.
Thanks for the drink, but no.
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Your compensation
will be 100,000 euros.
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Plus one third of the proceeds.
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Each.
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[tantalizing music]
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Good champagne, actually.
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What's the job?
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To purloin
an object of immense value from...
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a secure location.
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- Great. That narrows it down.
- Should you succeed,
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your children's children
will never need to work.
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Truth. Now. Or I walk.
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Same.
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You may have noticed that recently
your toothbrushes went missing.
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If you call that a toothbrush.
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- Woah.
- You better have a good explanation.
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I do. I do.
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Here we go. Chiara,
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Jay.
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The real reason I brought you here
is that I'm a businessman.
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And a bachelor.
And a long-retired thief.
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But in both of your separate cases,
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[music swells dramatically]
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I am also your father.
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[funky cool music]
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Woah.
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PATERNITY TEST
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- [in French] Mom?
- Yes, darling.
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I have something important to ask you.
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Ah.
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What?
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Roger?
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Wait, you knew about him?
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He reached out to me last month.
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I'm sorry, I should've known.
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What do you mean? Known what?
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Listen...
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I should've told you earlier.
It's my fault.
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[Chiara] So...
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We are your children.
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And both of us are thieves.
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Just like you.
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Just like that?
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Genetics.
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I was skeptical at first.
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You can test again if you like.
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Truth is,
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we are family.
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[laughs]
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[Jay's mother] We met in 1995
while I was traveling in India.
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- India?
- Yes.
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We spent a few nights together
in Mumbai.
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Then I lost his phone number,
so I was never able to contact him again.
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[Chiara] I was abandoned at birth.
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My foster parents
couldn't be trusted with a goldfish.
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So if you truly are my father,
I'm curious to hear your excuse.
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Chiara...
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I cannot begin to express
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how sorry I am for what happened.
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But may I say...
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[tender sigh]
You look so much like your mother.
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Say what you like. I wouldn't know.
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Of course.
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[in French] What about that guy?
The Greek captain?
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One day when you were five, you asked me
why you didn't have a dad like the others.
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I panicked.
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And I came up with that story,
the Greek sailor who died at sea.
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I'm sorry you found out this way, honey.
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But Roger... is your dad.
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[Roger] We met in a hotel in Capri.
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I was on a job nearby
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and she was staying
in the room across the hall.
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As it turns out,
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she was a private detective
who was trailing me on behalf of a client
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who thought I had stolen his Picasso.
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[chortles]
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I had not!
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Sadly to say.
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Anyway,
one night I booked a table for two
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and told her the seat was hers,
since she was following me anyway,
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she might as well have dinner with me.
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One thing led to another and, um...
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Then a lawyer contacted me
and told me
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that she had passed away
and that you existed.
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I tried to find her for a while,
but then I was like,
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what the fuck would I say?
"Thanks for abandoning me?"
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I understand.
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[footsteps]
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So.
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What do I call you?
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Well,
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just Roger is fine.
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I guess.
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Nice to meet you, Roger.
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[intriguing funky music]
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Nice to meet you, young man.
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Hey, bro.
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Hey there, sis.
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[Roger chuckles]
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So, what do you want to steal?
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[dramatic music]
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[stammering] Wait...
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This is the job? Stealing her?
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Yes.
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You're insane. It's absurd.
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Peruggia did it 100 years ago.
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- A smash and grab.
- Impossible now.
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Every heist is impossible
until someone proves otherwise.
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Look, Mr. Roger,
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I don't care if you're Santa Claus
or my loser father,
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but if you're crazy enough
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to try stealing the most famous painting,
you've lost your mind.
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- It cannot be done.
- I believe it can.
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- And...
- How do you fence it?
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- Do you even have a buyer?
- Not yet. But...
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Once we hold this painting in our hands,
we won't have just one buyer.
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We'll have a bidding war!
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One where millions become billions.
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But to get there,
I need a team I can trust.
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You two. Think of it.
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A family heist.
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The most glorious of the century!
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[uncomfortable silence]
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[mumbling] Right. Um...
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Follow me.
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Synthetic aperture radar view
of Paris during the 2019 drought.
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Open source analysts.
Bless them, it's like Christmas every day!
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Now. For centuries,
a rumor has circulated of a tunnel
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built to enable escape
from the Louvre in times of peril.
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It was bricked up during the Revolution,
so the rumor went,
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its endpoint long forgotten.
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But do you see this line here?
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This.
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That is proof that the rumor is true.
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The tunnel is real.
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Now I know it.
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And you know it too.
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It runs 42 feet under street level,
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directly into the basement
of this building.
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The Académie Française?
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- It would appear so, yes.
- So...
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Break into the Académie Française
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- and steal the Mona Lisa?
- Oui.
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And then what?
We blow up the Eiffel Tower?
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Me, you, her? That's it?
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Yes. No mercenaries.
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You two are all I've ever needed.
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[sigh]
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Two towering talents.
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My own flesh and blood.
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So you were a real thief, huh?
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Back in the day.
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Anything we might have heard of?
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Um, well.
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It's very rare
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that anyone
brags about being robbed, but...
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Let's see.
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Uhh...
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Shall we say,
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the Mumbai Taj Mahal in '95, perhaps?
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[soft dramatic music]
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The Romanov necklace?
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You mean...
You are the Snow Leopard?
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Tabloids' invention.
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That always sounded
like a shitty heavy metal band to me.
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But, yes, I am he.
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I thought the Snow Leopard
died in prison in Mogadishu.
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He did. But I didn't.
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Anyway.
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Would you do me the honor
of being my guests for the night?
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I can explain the plan in the morning
and you can decide
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whether it's your cup of tea.
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[tender piano music]
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[keyboard tapping]
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...father of FERRARO CHIARA.
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[tender music swells]
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CAVENDISH ROGER
is the father of FERRARO CHIARA.
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Cup of tea...
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[soft laugh]
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[playful funky music]
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[low whirring]
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If we do this job, and I mean if,
we need some ground rules.
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- I know, I shook my ass--
- I wasn't looking.
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[dubious] OK. Sure.
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No, I really wasn't.
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It didn't feel like that.
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At the time we didn't know, bro.
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- So you were looking.
- No!
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I wasn't looking, no!
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- Nice room.
- Big brother.
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- How old are you?
- 30.
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- So am I.
- I meant 31. Loser.
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- Good night, little ghost.
- Good night, 30 seconds.
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[sweeping dramatic music]
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- OK. This had better be...
- An amazing plan.
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An amazing plan.
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Shall we begin?
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Seven days from today,
the 18th of October,
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the Louvre closes at 6 p.m.
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Maintenance works till 9,
leaving it pristine for the morning.
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2,000 guards, brigade of police,
and the French military.
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By that time, Jay, you enter the Académie
through the bricked-up passage.
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Meanwhile, Chiara, on the church terrace
overlooking the museum,
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you access the security network.
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Meanwhile, you guide Jay to cut the power.
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Backup generator,
12 seconds to kick in.
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And I believe
that more or less covers everything.
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- Seven days.
- Yes.
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- Not a lot of time to prep.
- But more than enough
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for you to find a way
into the Louvre's security network
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thanks to your VR intrusion technique
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and for Jay to find a way
to breach that tunnel.
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And 12 seconds for the lift itself.
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It's tight. But doable.
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A young man of your talents?
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[Roger] Come on.
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Still. Seven days.
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I know.
Normally we'd have to wait till Christmas.
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But it was kind enough
of the personnel to announce
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they're going on strike next week.
[chuckles]
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Vive la France!
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Zero visitors.
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Minimal guards.
The opportunity of a lifetime.
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So I ask you:
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Shall we do this together?
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As a family.
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[up-tempo rock music]
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Yeah.
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Marvelous!
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Right.
Now, here are the technical details.
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Read it. Study it. Commit it to memory.
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Then do it again.
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Actually, you can do it on the road.
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["Smile Mona Lisa" by will.i.am playing]
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♪ Let me tell you 'bout my girlfriend ♪
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♪ My girlfriend Mona Lisa... ♪
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Can we stop? I need to pee.
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- But you went at lunch.
- That was two hours ago.
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Well, all those energy drinks
may have something to do with it.
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It's right here.
What's the problem?
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- I want to hit Paris before 6.
- That's in 3 hours!
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Yes, and if we're caught in rush hour,
we won't get there until 8!
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OK, fine. Eyes on the road.
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Oh my God!
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Christ on a fucking bike!
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- The can or out the window. Your choice.
- No pissing in the Jag!
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- [Chiara] Disgusting.
- Relax.
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Ugh!
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- What's the problem?
- We have an appointment.
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Can't you just call the guy?
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It's a lady, and she doesn't have a phone!
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[camera shutters clicking]
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[Roger] Sorry, so sorry.
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Sorry, we're with the museum, darling.
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All right, here we are.
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There we are.
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Show some respect.
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♪ ...Let me tell you 'bout my baby ♪
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♪ My baby Mona Lisa ♪
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♪ She told me that I'm acting crazy ♪
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- ♪ She said I need to free her ♪
- [deep breath]
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[tour guide speaking Korean]
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[Roger] Here we are, kids.
Right across from our target.
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That didn't help me figure out
where to plug in the pineapple.
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Plug what?
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It's a hacking device.
So I can grab the signal from the outside.
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- Where would you put that?
- That's the whole point.
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Why don't we discuss this inside.
Shall we?
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[sigh of relief]
Welcome to our Parisian pied-à-terre.
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Where is my room?
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Upstairs.
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Shoes off, please.
The deposit is obscene.
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You two kids don't mind
sharing a room, do you?
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I thought it might give you
the opportunity to bond.
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Do we have to?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
The Ritz was all booked up.
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Dinner at 7?
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You know, my place isn't far.
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- Maybe I'll just crash there.
- Out of the question.
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We are family. This is Cavendish HQ.
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We stick together, just the three of us,
until the job is done.
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- Understood?
- Mm-hmm.
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Why do you get the big bed?
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- Hmm?
- Why do you get the big bed?
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Um, because I'm sitting on it.
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OK.
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- Problem?
- Yeah, you are the fucking problem.
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[beep]
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- [in Italian] What?
- What?
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Nothing you can understand.
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[upbeat funk music]
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[Jay] For the explosives,
I need to know how much to use.
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Too little, the wall stays.
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Too much, the whole building blows up.
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So my first stop is the basement
of the Académie Française.
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Stones, bricks, or concrete.
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I just need to see what I'm working with.
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How do you plan on getting in?
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Planning is for losers.
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But we are literally planning.
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- Ever heard the word "talent"?
- Not around you.
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I'll get in, hit the basement,
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straight through the tunnel wall,
in and out in 60 seconds.
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- Like a rock star.
- Ooh.
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Full English.
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And what about you, my dear?
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The infamous pineapple.
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Did you find a place to plant it?
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Yeah, I'm on it today.
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Last night, I attempted a VR intrusion
into their security system.
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It's old, but it's a proper minefield.
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[effortful grunt]
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I was looking for the perfect spot
to plug it in,
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but the only access I found
is above the VIP lounge,
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and I'm not a VIP.
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That's just one problem,
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'cause the second I'm inside the system,
I'll trigger a red flag.
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[alert beeping]
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[frustrated sigh]
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To get around that,
I'll need a permission token.
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What's a permission token?
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High-end tech security.
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A sort of physical digital key.
Impossible to duplicate.
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But don't worry.
I've got that covered.
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See? Daddy's in charge.
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[Roger chuckles]
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Reunion regression.
I've read about this.
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When orphans are reunited
with their biological parents--
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- Never mind.
- Usually, it's younger children.
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I said, never mind!
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- [shocked laugh]
- It's all right.
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[cool up-tempo music]
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[in French]
Counterintelligence Security Service.
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I need to access the basement immediately.
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- Of course.
- Which way?
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- This door?
- Yes. Wait, let me call my supervisor.
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Absolutely not. Don't play hero.
You're doing just fine.
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The key, please.
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["Paris (Ooh La La)"
by Grace Potter & the Nocturnals playing]
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[timer beeps]
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♪ You got me down on the floor ♪
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[beep]
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♪ So what'd you bring me down here for? ♪
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♪ You got me down on the floor... ♪
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OK.
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[counter beeping]
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ARCHIVES ROOM
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- [in French] Hello?
- Mourad, is that you?
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- What's going on?
- You should get down here.
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OK.
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[in French] What the hell is this?
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[dramatic music]
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[in French] What?
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[in English] Planning is for losers.
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[chime]
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Fuck! Fuck!
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[frustrated growl]
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OK.
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[men talking loudly]
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[in French] ...an explosion!
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Stay here.
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[in French] Fuck.
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♪ ...I'd break the law ♪
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♪ And if I was from Paris ♪
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♪ If I was from Paris ♪
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♪ I would say,
"Ooh la la, la, la-la, la-la" ♪
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[song fades]
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- How'd it go?
- Fantastic.
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- Dropped your phone?
- Kind of.
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- Hmm.
- Hmm.
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- You get what you needed?
- Yeah.
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The tunnel is limestone and mortar.
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I'll go with the slime gun.
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- [Roger] What's that?
- Personal creation.
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Well, I look forward
to hearing all about it.
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Lunch in five minutes.
I kept it light.
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Lay the table, please.
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[playful music]
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So, planning is for losers, huh?
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Especially when you work
with a back-stabber.
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Hmm.
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This is yours, right?
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Kind of small.
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[laughs]
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You have no idea
what you're talking about, sister.
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You want to dance, huh?
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Is that it, daddy's girl?
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If you don't plan properly,
we all get fucking caught.
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And I'm not spending my life in prison
because you're a lazy dick.
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What about the mango shit,
daddy's busy girl?
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It's pineapple, mommy's lover boy.
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Still looking for an excuse to fail?
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[Roger] Enough!
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You brainless little shits!
I cannot believe this.
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You think the men who pulled off
the great train robbery
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or the Amherst diamond heist
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wasted their time
squabbling with each other?
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No! I don't think so!
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This unseemly fighting
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is putting the job at risk
and I will not permit it.
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It took me ten years
to come up with this plan.
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And we've got six days to pull it off.
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And you have just wasted one,
you brainless little shits!
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Not wasted.
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In fact, I did well today
for a brainless little shit.
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And I'm sure my brainless sister
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is going to crack
her kiwi fruit problem.
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- [Chiara] Pineapple!
- All right.
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What about that permission token?
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I told you, that's taken care of.
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The Louvre outsources their security
to the Tyrannus Corporation.
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The Tyrannus Corporation is headed up
by one Monsieur Bartoli.
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Monsieur Bartoli keeps the token
on his person at all times.
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He is also
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a member
of the Guild of Truffle Enthusiasts,
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THE BLACK DIAMOND - INVITATION
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...and like any good foodie,
he cannot resist an invitation.
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- OK. Not bad.
- Not bad?
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Darling, I'm English.
Not bad is what I say when I orgasm.
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Nope, no thanks.
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[dramatic mysterious music]
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[old, quavering voice] So, our friend
Cavendish has been seen in town.
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Yes, sir. He has.
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That was yesterday
and I only find out now.
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Well, sir, we thought...
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Shut the fuck up.
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You are merely a status symbol.
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[rasping breath] Just go bring Cavendish.
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And if he doesn't comply,
shoot him in the face.
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[telephone rings]
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[Roger] Hello?
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This is he.
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- [man] Mr. van Klum wants to see you.
- Oh he does?
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[Roger] Same hotel? Penthouse?
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[man] The car
is waiting for you downstairs.
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Right.
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I'll be right down.
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[tense music]
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[tense music continues]
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[elevator dings]
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[beeps]
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[doors shut]
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- Have you been?
- Hmm?
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We just had a private tour!
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Of the Louvre! You know,
that big museum down by the river.
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- Oh.
- Just the two of us.
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In a world of art.
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All to yourselves? Le Louvre?
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VIP tour.
Probably walked miles in there.
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VIP lounge and everything?
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Yeah. Everyone's a VIP
as long as they're paying, am I right?
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- Hmm.
- Bye now.
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Bye.
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- [man] Could have used a golf cart.
- [woman] Best anniversary ever.
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[man] Oh yes.
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[up-tempo funky music]
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[electronic whirring]
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[beep]
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[Van Klum] Mr. Cavendish...
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Congratulations.
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[Roger] On what?
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[Van Klum] Your plan.
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- I guess you have a plan.
- [Roger] It's a family secret.
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[Van Klum laughs derisively]
Family...
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I'm surprised you even know the word.
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You made a promise to me, remember?
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- Yes, of course I remember.
- Don't disappoint me.
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This is your last chance.
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I expect you to deliver on October 20th.
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- [Roger] I will.
- OK.
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Fuck off.
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[music fades]
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[sighs]
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[soft climactic music]
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Nighttime stroll?
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Yes, I'm not sleeping well these days.
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You told us you didn't have a buyer.
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I hope you understand that
I'm doing everything I can to protect you.
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So to protect us, you lie to us?
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The man I met tonight
is indeed our buyer.
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He's very rich and very powerful.
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He's also profoundly cruel
and vindictive.
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Who is it?
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A man one would never hope to know.
35:50.063 --> 35:51.646
Because knowing him
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means he'd know you too.
35:54.855 --> 35:56.604
Where did the bidding war go?
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There never was one.
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You agreed on a price?
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- From the outset.
- Which is?
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Postcode.
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In the Azores.
Middle of the Atlantic.
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J-7-Q-H Cascalho.
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That code relates to a transit facility
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for the largest oceanic cable
in the world.
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Billions of financial transactions
pass through it every day.
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And for each one,
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the beneficial owners receive
a percentage of that transaction's value.
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Which comes to what?
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Five dollars.
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[both laugh]
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Per second.
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[intriguing music]
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That's 157 million dollars per year.
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Until the end of time.
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It's the fortune of the century.
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It also saves us the trouble
of handling billions in cash,
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which is about as safe as
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drying your pubic hair
over an active volcano.
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Ah.
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OK.
36:56.938 --> 36:57.771
Good.
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Get some rest. 'Cause very soon,
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it's going to be you, you, me
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and...
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Mama Lisa.
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[door opens]
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[door shuts]
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You still trust him?
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[sighs] I don't know.
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I mean, we could do it without him.
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Cut him out, you know?
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Now that we know his plan.
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We kind of need him.
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To get the permission token
from that guy, Bartoli.
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I have a guy in Napoli. He can steal
your socks without taking your shoes off.
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But how would we fence the painting?
I mean...
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We don't have the right contacts.
We can't just sell it on eBay.
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Sure there is a risk.
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But it's still better than
going back to stealing sneakers, no?
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[chuckles] Yup.
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Let's finish prep.
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Keep a close eye.
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If he does anything weird,
we make a decision.
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Together.
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Got your back, little ghost.
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Me too, 30 seconds.
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Oh, I found the solution
for the pineapple.
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[exciting funky music]
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[woman] It will be my pleasure to give you
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a VIP tour
of our world-famous art collection.
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[in French] Great. Fantastic.
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- [in French] Are you French?
- Yes, but my wife's Italian.
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My stepfather offered us this tour
as a wedding gift.
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Art, culture, and whatnot.
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- [in English] Did you ask her?
- Oh yeah, you're right.
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[in French] My wife
would like to go to the restroom.
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Do you have a VIP area
where she can avoid the crowd?
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[in French] We have a VIP room.
Would that be okay?
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It's right here.
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Wonderful.
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RESTROOM
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[in French] Please.
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[awkward filler words] Hmm.
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[in French] She's just reconnected
with her dad after a few years apart,
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and she's going through
a phase of regression.
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Ah. Sorry to hear that.
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[in French] Urinary issues.
39:33.938 --> 39:34.980
I hope it'll pass.
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[footsteps echoing]
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[in French] Is something wrong?
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That noise up there. Did you hear it?
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No, I didn't.
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[in Italian] Fuck!
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[in French] And now?
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No, still nothing.
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Have you ever had auditory hallucinations?
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No.
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- Do you ever get migraines?
- Sometimes.
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[beep]
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Have you ever heard of that syndrome...
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Cavendish syndrome?
40:30.271 --> 40:31.188
What?
40:31.855 --> 40:34.188
Not to worry you,
but you should see a neurologist.
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[in English] And here you are.
Are we done, my love?
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- I was wondering, what's your name?
- Camille.
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Camilla,
why don't we take a selfie together?
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Awesome!
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You don't mind, do you?
It's for my father.
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[Jay] Smile!
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Smile!
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- [Jay] Yes.
- [Chiara] All good.
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Pineapple and magnetic key.
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Well done, sis. We are good to go.
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I hope Papino
doesn't have another surprise for us.
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[tense sigh]
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[muffled Italian techno music]
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[shower running]
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["Bando" by Anna playing]
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[music continues]
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[music stops abruptly]
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[soft suspenseful music]
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ATTORNEY
HUBERT BOYER
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Uhh, a lawyer, it seems.
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A lawyer?
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Yeah.
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What for?
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Maybe he's getting ready
to throw us under the bus.
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You still got his feed?
42:47.271 --> 42:50.271
I got his feed,
your feed, everybody's feed.
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Uh, OK.
42:53.188 --> 42:56.020
[Roger] Thank you for seeing me
on such short notice.
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I thought I'd have more time
to put my affairs in order,
42:59.730 --> 43:02.770
but things have taken
an unexpectedly urgent turn.
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I want everything left to them.
Without fail.
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[French man] Mademoiselle Chiara Ferraro
and Monsieur Jérémie Mercier?
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[Roger] Yes.
The villa, all my assets.
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Paperwork to be completed
by tomorrow.
43:16.021 --> 43:18.479
- [French man] This leaves little time.
- I know.
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But I've done nothing for them
my entire life
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and I'll be damned
if I let that happen again.
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Should anything happen to me.
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[French man] Certainly, sir.
I'll make the necessary arrangements.
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[emotional music]
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[Jay sighs]
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- OK, so...
- We are terrible people.
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We are terrible people.
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Hm.
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[gentle sweet music]
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- [Italian oldies playing on the radio]
- [silverware clinking]
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[Roger] Hello?
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- Hi.
- Ciao.
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- Cooking, I see.
- [Chiara] Yes.
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- Dinner.
- Our turn.
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Ah.
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Let me check my schedule.
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Turns out I'm free.
[chuckles]
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What's the occasion?
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Uh, team-building.
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Trust, actually.
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[Roger] Right.
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What do children cook for their father
these days?
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Pasta alla ladra.
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- [speaking Italian]
- [speaking French]
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To the lonely ones.
44:41.771 --> 44:43.938
[Roger, with relish]
I love a good pasta.
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[all] Mmm.
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[Jay] Very, very good.
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Mmm.
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[pained gasp]
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Ooh la la.
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Oh my.
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I've been robbed of all feeling here.
[chortles]
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Anyway. Um, I'd like to
just say something, if that's all right.
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I'm old,
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and, um,
I'd rather have a dozen root canals
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than explain how I feel in my heart,
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but when I met you both,
45:20.105 --> 45:22.105
I thought that I would, um...
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I thought that you would resent
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me for my absence
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and I thought
that you would have missed my presence.
45:31.980 --> 45:34.604
[emotional music]
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And as it turns out, I am the one
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who resents me for my absence
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and who missed your presence
all those years.
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And so...
45:47.563 --> 45:48.480
[emotional sigh]
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Anyway.
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Come with me. Come.
45:57.563 --> 45:58.813
Come!
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There she is.
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She's waiting for us, my dears.
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Waiting to break free.
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Shall we run it once more?
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[both agree]
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9:30, Monsieur Bartoli
arrives at the restaurant.
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He obliges me with his token.
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9:40, enter Académie.
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Token received. Begin infiltration.
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9:50, Mona Lisa has a hot flash.
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- Enter tunnel.
- 9:55.
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- Into storeroom.
- 10:03, lights off.
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- 10:05, up the stairs.
- Power off.
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- Enter. Lift.
- Power back on.
46:33.938 --> 46:35.812
- 10:10, staff exit.
- Transport ready.
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- 10:12, rue de Rivoli.
- 10:13, en viaggio.
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- Boom!
- Boom.
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Boom.
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[Roger chuckles]
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[deep breath]
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We didn't miss anything, right?
46:48.688 --> 46:52.187
Yeah, I know.
It totally feels like we missed something.
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No.
46:53.938 --> 46:55.813
Nothing. You missed nothing.
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Trust me.
46:59.480 --> 47:01.105
They'll never see it coming.
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Monsieur Bartoli will have no idea
I've stolen the security token from him.
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Thanks to which, Chiara,
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security will have no idea
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you're virtually neutralizing
their network.
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And you, Jay, thanks to your sister,
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the police will have no idea you're coming
through the tunnel into the museum.
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By the time they realize what's happening,
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we'll have pulled off our magic trick.
47:32.271 --> 47:35.646
[up-tempo dramatic music]
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[suspenseful music]
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THE BLACK DIAMOND
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- [in French] Good evening.
- Welcome, sir.
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I believe you have a table
reserved under my name.
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[in French] I trust
this table will suit you.
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Great.
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Thank you.
48:12.355 --> 48:16.520
Allow me to present the menu our chef
has curated for this exceptional occasion.
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Great. Thank you very much.
48:19.521 --> 48:21.063
[laughing politely] Sir.
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[in French] You're about to see God.
I promise you.
48:25.855 --> 48:26.771
[Roger chuckles]
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[in English] Their opening salvo
is a textbook melanosporum
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from clay-rich, first blush Périgord.
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It almost ruins other restaurants.
48:38.063 --> 48:39.812
[both chuckle]
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[in English] I imagine
we have to take the risk.
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Ah, yes. [laughs] Very well put.
48:46.021 --> 48:47.480
Well said. Yes, yes.
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Well. Bon appétit, then.
48:50.438 --> 48:51.855
[in French] Thank you.
48:52.605 --> 48:54.145
- Oh!
- Oh?
48:54.146 --> 48:55.145
[pained groan]
48:55.146 --> 48:57.145
[in English] Something not OK?
48:57.146 --> 49:00.813
No, my old shrapnel friend
seems to want to join the party.
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- Your shrapnel...
- Yes.
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[sighs] Bosnia.
49:05.021 --> 49:06.229
- The war...
- Oh.
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My tank hit a mine.
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[deep sigh]
Damn Chetniks.
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[groans in pain]
The medics couldn't get it out.
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It's terrible
when you go through an airport.
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Should I call a doctor?
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No, no, no.
It's very simple, really.
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I just need someone to,
sort of, hold me
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[stammering]
and stretch out the spine a bit.
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- Would you?
- Oh! Well...
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No, of course.
I'm so sorry. That was rude.
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Would you be so kind?
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[intriguing music]
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- Of course.
- Thank you. It's very quick.
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Show me what to do.
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Put your arms around me.
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Gently, now. Gently but firmly.
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- OK.
- Stretch me.
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Stretch me. Firmly, gently!
[pained yelp]
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Gently but firmly!
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Jiggle, jiggle.
49:55.855 --> 49:57.312
[Roger moans]
49:57.313 --> 49:58.563
[ecstatic cry]
49:58.938 --> 50:00.563
[both gasping]
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- [Roger sighs]
- That's fine?
50:03.105 --> 50:05.145
Yes. That's it.
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- It's OK?
- Oh, thank you so much.
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I won't be in a wheelchair now,
thanks to you.
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[fake laughter]
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Thank you. I'm so sorry. So sorry.
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Lovely. Ooh, much better!
50:16.230 --> 50:18.770
I feel like an eight year old again.
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[cool funky music]
50:27.313 --> 50:30.480
[triumphant music]
50:48.563 --> 50:49.895
[music fades]
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[beep]
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Dragonfly on its way.
50:53.230 --> 50:54.688
Onward, Cavendishes.
50:55.855 --> 50:56.980
Cavendish ready.
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Cavendish ready.
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[badass music]
51:20.855 --> 51:21.771
[beep]
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[whirring]
51:29.230 --> 51:30.688
[whirring]
51:33.271 --> 51:36.688
[French TV playing in background]
51:48.396 --> 51:49.813
[sizzling]
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[alarm wailing]
51:54.396 --> 51:56.729
[guard, in French] Shit.
51:56.730 --> 51:58.895
[multiple alarms ringing]
51:58.896 --> 52:02.521
[badass music continues]
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[dragonfly whirring]
52:20.480 --> 52:21.646
[beep]
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[digital humming and pulsing]
52:40.188 --> 52:43.020
[soaring dramatic music]
52:43.021 --> 52:44.313
[exhilarated sigh]
52:50.480 --> 52:53.438
[electronic whirring and beeping]
53:46.938 --> 53:48.063
[music fades]
53:49.396 --> 53:51.688
[Chiara] OK. I'm inside the system.
53:51.938 --> 53:53.771
I'm gonna take care of the Mona Lisa.
53:54.146 --> 53:56.104
[Jay] OK. I'm working on the wall now.
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[wet thudding]
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HUMIDITY
54:11.438 --> 54:14.313
- [in French] Yesterday's report?
- Yeah, I'm looking at the footage.
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[beep]
54:15.688 --> 54:17.687
- Can you send it to me?
- Yes, boss.
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[beeping continues]
54:20.771 --> 54:21.605
[beeping stops]
54:25.521 --> 54:26.688
[angry beeps]
54:27.771 --> 54:29.729
Uh, Mo? Come see.
54:29.730 --> 54:31.229
What's wrong?
54:31.230 --> 54:34.063
I don't know, it's the humidity sensor.
54:35.438 --> 54:36.770
What's wrong with it?
54:36.771 --> 54:37.855
It's acting up.
54:38.480 --> 54:40.813
- It's the Mona Lisa.
- Let me have a look.
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- [mouse clicks]
- [angry beeps]
54:43.563 --> 54:45.021
Nothing's working.
54:45.563 --> 54:48.105
[funky upbeat music]
54:48.563 --> 54:50.145
[rock crumbling]
54:50.146 --> 54:53.855
[rocks fissuring and crumbling]
54:58.021 --> 54:59.063
[crumbling stops]
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[panting]
55:09.355 --> 55:10.730
[Jay] I got through the wall.
55:11.105 --> 55:14.270
[Chiara] Well done.
Who said planning was for losers?
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[Jay] Yeah.
55:22.105 --> 55:24.980
[suspenseful music]
55:29.063 --> 55:30.480
[shouts]
55:31.980 --> 55:32.813
What was that?
55:33.313 --> 55:36.980
[groans] I'd like a word or two
with the maintenance guy.
55:38.438 --> 55:39.438
[grunts]
55:42.480 --> 55:43.646
All good?
55:44.105 --> 55:46.646
Yeah. I mean,
55:47.396 --> 55:48.229
I'm in.
55:48.230 --> 55:50.854
But I hope
there's really an exit on the other side.
55:50.855 --> 55:53.355
You know,
there's always a reason to seal a tunnel.
55:53.980 --> 55:56.980
- Usually zombies.
- Zombies. Can't wait.
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Thanks.
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ENVIRONMENTAL CONDITIONS ALERT
56:05.688 --> 56:06.980
[in French] Shit.
56:07.938 --> 56:08.855
Come with me.
56:10.730 --> 56:12.896
[suspenseful funky music]
56:19.021 --> 56:19.895
[in French] We're there.
56:19.896 --> 56:22.687
There should be condensation
or something like that.
56:22.688 --> 56:23.729
[sighs]
56:23.730 --> 56:24.938
It looks fine.
56:25.480 --> 56:29.145
With 99% humidity, are you just waiting
for her to drown in there?
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We need your permission to move it.
56:30.896 --> 56:33.312
- You have it. Take it to the lab.
- Very well.
56:33.313 --> 56:34.312
[alarm beeping]
56:34.313 --> 56:36.480
- Mo to Benjy. Do you copy?
- Yeah.
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Check the backbone of the security network
to make sure there's no bug.
56:40.480 --> 56:42.938
I was about to call you.
Something's wrong with the B122 relay.
56:45.730 --> 56:47.687
The environmental sensors?
56:47.688 --> 56:49.062
Exactly.
56:49.063 --> 56:50.063
Where is it?
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[hesitating]
Richelieu wing, on the second floor.
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The access is above the VIP room.
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Can you go have a look?
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Yeah.
57:05.980 --> 57:06.980
Let's move it.
57:07.771 --> 57:09.688
[grand orchestral music]
57:20.063 --> 57:23.188
[trolley beeping]
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[panting] Fuck.
57:37.188 --> 57:38.605
[music stops abruptly]
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[in French] Fuck.
57:40.271 --> 57:41.437
What's wrong?
57:41.438 --> 57:45.271
There's always this security guy who says,
"Why don't we put one more door?"
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Well, fuck that guy!
57:47.188 --> 57:48.937
- Can't you blow it up?
- No, I can't.
57:48.938 --> 57:51.230
I can hear the river
right above my head.
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- Maybe there's another way.
- There's no other way!
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I don't want to drown
in the dark in a tunnel.
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OK, you're right. Let's talk.
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It's impossible. That's it.
57:59.813 --> 58:01.854
OK, that's what I said. Go back!
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I can't, I can't, I can't!
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Can't you hear me?
The ladder broke.
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I can't go back up the fucking well.
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- I can't go back up!
- [Roger] It's OK, son.
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- Dad?
- It's OK. A young man of your talent?
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I'm sure you can control
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this blast perfectly, I know you can.
58:18.021 --> 58:19.355
I'm not so sure.
58:19.813 --> 58:22.521
Did I ever tell you about my escape
from the Mogadishu jail?
58:22.855 --> 58:25.395
The tunnel I dug came out in a sewer
58:25.396 --> 58:27.645
and some tit had blocked up
the manhole
58:27.646 --> 58:28.937
with one extra grate.
58:28.938 --> 58:32.146
I thought I was going to drown
in an ocean of Mogadishu effluent.
58:32.730 --> 58:34.230
But I refused to surrender.
58:34.646 --> 58:36.979
So I scraped
the cement away with my spoon,
58:36.980 --> 58:38.395
and when my spoon gave out,
58:38.396 --> 58:40.230
I went at it with my bare fingers.
58:40.646 --> 58:42.187
And then my teeth.
58:42.188 --> 58:44.313
And that is why I'm still here today.
58:45.146 --> 58:48.021
What I'm saying is,
believe in yourself, son.
58:49.230 --> 58:50.771
I do.
58:52.771 --> 58:53.855
OK.
58:55.896 --> 58:57.730
Kingery-Bulmash equation.
58:58.271 --> 58:59.895
Peak over pressure,
58:59.896 --> 59:01.063
impulse,
59:01.688 --> 59:02.605
shockwave duration.
59:04.188 --> 59:05.021
[deep breath]
59:14.896 --> 59:16.105
[Chiara] Jay, you there?
59:17.021 --> 59:19.021
[Roger] Jay? Are you all right?
59:19.563 --> 59:20.854
[relieved laugh]
59:20.855 --> 59:21.938
[jubilant shout]
59:22.938 --> 59:24.520
- [Jay] I'm still alive!
- [she laughs]
59:24.521 --> 59:27.563
[music continues]
59:27.896 --> 59:30.313
- [scanner beeps]
- [door hisses]
59:34.480 --> 59:36.021
[in French] Watch out on the right.
59:38.730 --> 59:42.313
PRESERVATION LABORATORY
59:42.771 --> 59:44.105
Easy.
59:52.230 --> 59:53.063
What's next?
59:53.896 --> 59:56.688
- We wait for the curator.
- OK.
59:58.313 --> 59:59.896
It's now or never, isn't it?
01:00:04.188 --> 01:00:06.813
[dramatic music]
01:00:09.855 --> 01:00:10.979
[awed gasp]
01:00:10.980 --> 01:00:12.063
Holy shit.
01:00:13.688 --> 01:00:15.563
[tense music]
01:00:16.480 --> 01:00:17.813
[rocks clattering]
01:00:22.063 --> 01:00:24.438
[rocks crumbling and shifting]
01:00:32.355 --> 01:00:34.396
[breathing heavily]
01:00:37.896 --> 01:00:40.021
[tired sigh]
01:00:41.730 --> 01:00:44.271
- I'm in the storeroom.
- Halfway there, bro.
01:00:52.980 --> 01:00:54.355
- Ready.
- [Chiara] Copy that.
01:00:54.730 --> 01:00:55.813
On my count.
01:00:57.396 --> 01:00:59.355
[electronic whoosh]
01:01:00.396 --> 01:01:02.230
Three... Two... One...
01:01:06.230 --> 01:01:07.230
Clear.
01:01:09.355 --> 01:01:11.188
[Chiara] Keep going.
They can't see you.
01:01:13.105 --> 01:01:14.896
[wet footsteps squelching]
01:01:24.313 --> 01:01:27.187
[in French] What a mess.
We lost visual in staircase D3.
01:01:27.188 --> 01:01:29.646
- We're leaking everywhere here.
- You bet.
01:01:30.813 --> 01:01:31.937
Benjy, do you copy?
01:01:31.938 --> 01:01:33.520
- Yeah.
- Where are you?
01:01:33.521 --> 01:01:35.062
Almost there.
01:01:35.063 --> 01:01:37.521
[laughing]
It's like we're the VIPs tonight.
01:01:39.188 --> 01:01:42.646
[upbeat tense music]
01:01:44.396 --> 01:01:45.230
[deep breath]
01:01:45.730 --> 01:01:47.604
In position. Your call.
01:01:47.605 --> 01:01:48.521
OK.
01:01:49.021 --> 01:01:49.979
On my way.
01:01:49.980 --> 01:01:53.313
[soaring music]
01:01:56.771 --> 01:01:57.937
Ah.
01:01:57.938 --> 01:02:00.521
[low-key suspenseful music]
01:02:10.563 --> 01:02:13.063
[Chiara] Almost there. Get ready.
01:02:13.396 --> 01:02:17.145
- [Jay] Sure there's no backup?
- Wanna bet? Strip poker?
01:02:17.146 --> 01:02:18.688
[Jay] Is that a yes or a no?
01:02:19.688 --> 01:02:21.355
Going dark, Cavendish.
01:02:21.855 --> 01:02:23.646
Three... Two... One...
01:02:24.521 --> 01:02:25.438
[long deep breath]
01:02:31.563 --> 01:02:33.855
[soaring dramatic music]
01:02:40.855 --> 01:02:41.896
Go!
01:02:48.230 --> 01:02:51.355
[playful tense music]
01:02:56.230 --> 01:02:58.146
[music intensifies]
01:03:00.230 --> 01:03:01.980
[music stops]
01:03:02.730 --> 01:03:04.271
[generator begins humming]
01:03:12.646 --> 01:03:13.855
[in French] What was that?
01:03:15.396 --> 01:03:16.645
What the hell?
01:03:16.646 --> 01:03:19.563
Well, looks like we're not
the only ones on strike.
01:03:21.188 --> 01:03:22.438
[intriguing music]
01:03:23.521 --> 01:03:24.396
[door opens]
01:03:39.730 --> 01:03:41.270
[in French] Who's that guy?
01:03:41.271 --> 01:03:43.230
He's from maintenance, isn't he?
01:03:43.730 --> 01:03:44.730
What is he carrying?
01:03:48.563 --> 01:03:50.146
Should we go check?
01:03:56.521 --> 01:04:00.105
[in French] Ostrich egg sabayon
with shaved melanosporum truffle.
01:04:05.646 --> 01:04:08.105
[tense funky music]
01:04:16.980 --> 01:04:18.355
[man, in French] Hey!
01:04:22.980 --> 01:04:24.771
Let me see what you're taking out.
01:04:25.188 --> 01:04:26.146
This?
01:04:26.855 --> 01:04:27.730
Yeah.
01:04:28.188 --> 01:04:29.480
Of course.
01:04:32.730 --> 01:04:33.938
I had class before my shift.
01:04:37.396 --> 01:04:38.271
What do you think?
01:04:43.230 --> 01:04:44.230
Be honest.
01:04:46.563 --> 01:04:47.480
You can go.
01:04:47.938 --> 01:04:48.938
Clear.
01:04:49.355 --> 01:04:50.355
Thanks.
01:04:51.063 --> 01:04:53.688
[dramatic music]
01:04:59.063 --> 01:05:00.563
- [beep]
- [music stops]
01:05:01.688 --> 01:05:03.313
[distorted footsteps]
01:05:09.896 --> 01:05:12.521
[music intensifies]
01:05:19.688 --> 01:05:21.105
- [music stops]
- [Chiara] Go!
01:05:21.688 --> 01:05:23.438
[cool funky music]
01:05:24.938 --> 01:05:26.229
[in French] What's going on?
01:05:26.230 --> 01:05:28.438
Don't worry. It should be back soon.
01:05:45.396 --> 01:05:47.563
[soft suspenseful music]
01:06:12.188 --> 01:06:13.938
[music fades]
01:06:18.646 --> 01:06:21.938
[peaceful orchestral music]
01:06:47.188 --> 01:06:49.688
[giddy cackling]
01:07:02.021 --> 01:07:04.271
[tracker pinging]
01:07:06.480 --> 01:07:07.895
[giddy cackling]
01:07:07.896 --> 01:07:10.479
[music fades]
01:07:10.480 --> 01:07:14.396
[cool up-tempo music]
01:07:17.855 --> 01:07:20.395
[in French] Flambéed venison roast,
truffled celeriac,
01:07:20.396 --> 01:07:22.063
and Périgourdine sauce.
01:07:27.313 --> 01:07:30.396
[cool suspenseful music]
01:07:51.563 --> 01:07:53.020
[Roger, distorted] Jiggle.
01:07:53.021 --> 01:07:55.230
[distorted] Jiggle, jiggle.
01:08:08.355 --> 01:08:10.021
[music stops]
01:08:10.605 --> 01:08:11.980
[in French] Mo?
01:08:12.563 --> 01:08:13.479
I'm listening.
01:08:13.480 --> 01:08:16.020
I just found a weird device.
It's not ours.
01:08:16.021 --> 01:08:17.020
What?
01:08:17.021 --> 01:08:18.813
[cool suspenseful music]
01:08:25.063 --> 01:08:28.021
I don't know.
It's like we're being hacked.
01:08:28.438 --> 01:08:30.354
The Mona Lisa is here. It's fine.
01:08:30.355 --> 01:08:31.520
[phone vibrating]
01:08:31.521 --> 01:08:32.438
Yes?
01:08:32.938 --> 01:08:34.355
Benamar.
Is everything okay?
01:08:34.938 --> 01:08:38.271
We had to move the Mona Lisa.
Something was off with the sensors.
01:08:38.896 --> 01:08:40.771
But is there something wrong?
01:08:41.730 --> 01:08:43.770
I... I'm not sure. Why?
01:08:43.771 --> 01:08:45.980
I think someone stole my access key.
01:08:49.771 --> 01:08:52.063
[dramatic music]
01:08:52.646 --> 01:08:56.063
[cool suspenseful music]
01:09:00.271 --> 01:09:02.437
Fuck. All units, lockdown.
01:09:02.438 --> 01:09:03.605
Lockdown now.
01:09:06.146 --> 01:09:07.646
[alarm blaring]
01:09:09.105 --> 01:09:10.813
[loud beeping]
01:09:23.063 --> 01:09:24.938
- [music stops]
- [alarms wailing]
01:09:28.396 --> 01:09:29.855
[bicycle bell rings]
01:09:31.688 --> 01:09:34.730
[police sirens wailing]
01:09:35.480 --> 01:09:36.855
Go, ragazzo.
01:09:56.605 --> 01:09:58.563
[deep sigh]
01:10:03.271 --> 01:10:07.063
["You Don't Own Me"
by Lesley Gore playing]
01:10:08.521 --> 01:10:11.646
♪ You don't own me ♪
01:10:12.063 --> 01:10:15.896
♪ I'm not just one of your many toys ♪
01:10:16.146 --> 01:10:18.188
♪ You don't own me ♪
01:10:19.646 --> 01:10:25.271
♪ Don't say I can't go with other boys ♪
01:10:26.021 --> 01:10:29.813
♪ And don't tell me what to do ♪
01:10:30.188 --> 01:10:33.562
♪ Don't tell me what to say ♪
01:10:33.563 --> 01:10:37.063
♪ And please, when I go out with you... ♪
01:10:38.188 --> 01:10:39.312
How is the wind?
01:10:39.313 --> 01:10:40.855
Steady from the west.
01:10:42.063 --> 01:10:43.605
We didn't miss anything, right?
01:10:44.521 --> 01:10:47.355
No. No, I don't think we did.
You're right.
01:10:48.521 --> 01:10:49.855
We didn't miss a fucking...
01:10:50.980 --> 01:10:52.646
[siren fades into distance]
01:10:53.313 --> 01:10:54.354
Fuck.
01:10:54.355 --> 01:10:56.480
- [more sirens wailing]
- Fuck...
01:11:01.271 --> 01:11:02.270
[sigh of relief]
01:11:02.271 --> 01:11:04.437
[both laughing]
01:11:04.438 --> 01:11:07.771
♪ ...I don't tell you what to do ♪
01:11:08.063 --> 01:11:11.813
♪ So just let me be myself ♪
01:11:12.146 --> 01:11:15.355
♪ That's all I ask of you ♪
01:11:15.605 --> 01:11:19.230
♪ I'm young and I love to be young ♪
01:11:19.646 --> 01:11:23.062
♪ I'm free and I love to be free ♪
01:11:23.063 --> 01:11:26.730
♪ To live my life the way I want ♪
01:11:26.938 --> 01:11:31.271
♪ To say and do whatever I please... ♪
01:11:33.230 --> 01:11:34.855
She's right above us.
01:11:35.688 --> 01:11:36.688
[Chiara] Come to mama.
01:11:37.605 --> 01:11:40.312
[air hissing]
01:11:40.313 --> 01:11:42.188
- There!
- Yeah.
01:11:48.813 --> 01:11:53.271
♪ ...And don't tell me what to do ♪
01:11:54.188 --> 01:11:57.020
♪ Don't tell me what to say ♪
01:11:57.021 --> 01:11:58.312
[Chiara laughs]
01:11:58.313 --> 01:12:00.938
♪ And please, when I go out with you ♪
01:12:01.271 --> 01:12:04.479
♪ Don't put me on display ♪
01:12:04.480 --> 01:12:07.520
♪ I don't tell you what to say ♪
01:12:07.521 --> 01:12:10.646
♪ I don't tell you what to do ♪
01:12:11.855 --> 01:12:15.271
♪ So just let me be myself... ♪
01:12:15.605 --> 01:12:16.855
[joyful laugh]
01:12:19.938 --> 01:12:21.270
[she laughs]
01:12:21.271 --> 01:12:22.438
[song fades]
01:12:23.855 --> 01:12:25.605
[birds chirping]
01:12:40.605 --> 01:12:41.521
[touching music]
01:12:42.063 --> 01:12:44.687
[shouts happily] I knew you could do it!
01:12:44.688 --> 01:12:46.855
I knew it, I knew it! Come here!
01:12:47.688 --> 01:12:49.855
I knew you could do it, I knew it!
01:12:50.355 --> 01:12:51.188
Show me.
01:12:58.355 --> 01:13:01.146
[awed sigh] My God.
01:13:07.646 --> 01:13:10.271
- Police?
- Chasing their tails in Paris.
01:13:10.605 --> 01:13:11.979
- In the wind.
- Yes.
01:13:11.980 --> 01:13:15.520
That doesn't mean they can't
trace your vehicle. We still do the swap.
01:13:15.521 --> 01:13:17.730
- It's too dangerous.
- They'll put you in jail!
01:13:18.188 --> 01:13:19.730
No! I won't hear of it.
01:13:20.396 --> 01:13:24.020
This is your masterpiece.
I want you to take it in the Jag.
01:13:24.021 --> 01:13:25.979
Meet me at the safehouse.
01:13:25.980 --> 01:13:28.229
If I'm not there in 48 hours,
01:13:28.230 --> 01:13:30.312
I want you to hide it away safely
01:13:30.313 --> 01:13:33.188
and then go to Zurich.
01:13:33.480 --> 01:13:34.396
This way.
01:13:39.438 --> 01:13:41.230
Understand? And live off this.
01:13:42.396 --> 01:13:44.104
And then disappear.
01:13:44.105 --> 01:13:46.395
And do not try to find me.
I will find you.
01:13:46.396 --> 01:13:48.854
- Why don't we all go in the Jag?
- Yes, come with us.
01:13:48.855 --> 01:13:51.771
No, because the terriers
need something to chase after.
01:13:52.063 --> 01:13:53.563
But I don't want to lose you now.
01:13:54.230 --> 01:13:56.479
I know. We'll see each other again soon.
01:13:56.480 --> 01:13:59.021
- I promise.
- We only just got to know each other.
01:13:59.355 --> 01:14:00.188
Now go.
01:14:01.146 --> 01:14:02.146
Go. Now!
01:14:28.396 --> 01:14:31.813
[soaring melancholy music]
01:14:58.771 --> 01:15:00.313
I think we're good.
01:15:00.688 --> 01:15:02.021
Let's get her inside.
01:15:03.730 --> 01:15:05.896
[dramatic whoosh]
01:15:12.396 --> 01:15:14.480
[mysterious Western music]
01:15:17.271 --> 01:15:18.521
We never left the car.
01:15:21.188 --> 01:15:23.063
When I went to the toilet?
01:15:23.521 --> 01:15:24.438
I stayed.
01:15:24.771 --> 01:15:26.604
No one touched the trunk.
Impossible.
01:15:26.605 --> 01:15:28.645
[gear mechanism clicking]
01:15:28.646 --> 01:15:30.146
A modified trunk?
01:15:30.480 --> 01:15:32.063
Maybe Dad knew about this.
01:15:33.813 --> 01:15:35.063
He would have told us.
01:15:36.313 --> 01:15:39.230
[music echoes dramatically]
01:15:57.146 --> 01:15:58.480
[Jay] It's motorized.
01:15:59.355 --> 01:16:01.730
Fucking painting-stealing machine.
01:16:03.688 --> 01:16:04.646
Yeah.
01:16:05.021 --> 01:16:06.854
We did miss something after all.
01:16:06.855 --> 01:16:08.188
Family heist.
01:16:09.563 --> 01:16:11.188
No problem if you're the Borgias.
01:16:13.230 --> 01:16:15.646
[tense Western music]
01:16:16.896 --> 01:16:19.063
- Unless your mother...
- No, no, no, no, no.
01:16:19.896 --> 01:16:22.855
The DNA tests could have been fakes,
but my mom confirmed it.
01:16:23.521 --> 01:16:25.312
- Did she?
- Don't-Don't say it!
01:16:25.313 --> 01:16:26.812
- Think.
- Nothing to think about.
01:16:26.813 --> 01:16:28.937
- Do you trust her?
- Of course, she's my mother!
01:16:28.938 --> 01:16:30.938
No mother would do that.
How would you know?
01:16:31.521 --> 01:16:34.020
I don't know much about mothers,
but I do know a scam.
01:16:34.021 --> 01:16:37.187
- You could have said something!
- You convinced me, mommy's boy!
01:16:37.188 --> 01:16:39.437
- You're just jealous, I get it.
- Of what?
01:16:39.438 --> 01:16:41.895
I have a mother, I have a father.
That's a fact.
01:16:41.896 --> 01:16:43.187
But then who are you? Huh?
01:16:43.188 --> 01:16:44.688
An employee?
01:16:45.396 --> 01:16:47.562
[in Italian]
You pretentious piece of shit.
01:16:47.563 --> 01:16:49.895
- You're an asshole.
- [in French] I know that word.
01:16:49.896 --> 01:16:52.229
- "Mom, Dad, look at me!"
- You know what?
01:16:52.230 --> 01:16:54.187
- You bitch.
- You're insignificant!
01:16:54.188 --> 01:16:55.562
You can type on a keyboard.
01:16:55.563 --> 01:16:57.687
When it's time to act,
you're a no-show.
01:16:57.688 --> 01:17:00.646
The robbery, the Mona Lisa, I did it!
01:17:01.146 --> 01:17:03.646
Yes, you did it, so what?
01:17:04.063 --> 01:17:05.855
What? You done?
01:17:06.146 --> 01:17:07.563
- That's it?
- Wait, please. Wait.
01:17:08.021 --> 01:17:09.563
It's too late to be sorry.
01:17:10.480 --> 01:17:12.979
No matter who that guy is,
he scammed us.
01:17:12.980 --> 01:17:15.229
- Right?
- Yes, he scammed us.
01:17:15.230 --> 01:17:16.395
It's pretty clear.
01:17:16.396 --> 01:17:18.396
So, imagine.
01:17:20.355 --> 01:17:23.105
We are him.
We just pulled off a big one.
01:17:23.980 --> 01:17:24.855
What comes next?
01:17:27.438 --> 01:17:29.688
[ominous music]
01:18:01.355 --> 01:18:05.021
C-4. Old school.
One thing in life you can count on.
01:18:06.563 --> 01:18:08.313
And... Boom.
01:18:20.438 --> 01:18:23.354
[phone beeping]
01:18:23.355 --> 01:18:26.020
- [in French] Hi, darling.
- I need to talk to you, Mom.
01:18:26.021 --> 01:18:28.563
How's your dad?
Are you two getting along?
01:18:29.105 --> 01:18:30.146
He paid you, right?
01:18:31.605 --> 01:18:33.562
- Paid me?
- Yeah, paid you.
01:18:33.563 --> 01:18:35.438
That's what I said. Did he pay you?
01:18:35.855 --> 01:18:38.354
[stammering]
Of course not. Not at all.
01:18:38.355 --> 01:18:41.312
- Cut the bullshit.
- Hey, Jérémie. Please.
01:18:41.313 --> 01:18:42.688
[woman] Room service.
01:18:44.146 --> 01:18:45.938
Where are you? Are you kidding me?
01:18:47.188 --> 01:18:48.979
Where are you? Tell me.
01:18:48.980 --> 01:18:51.437
- I'll explain.
- Go ahead. Are you in Tahiti?
01:18:51.438 --> 01:18:53.438
Come on, of course I'm not.
01:18:53.938 --> 01:18:56.729
- Where are you then?
- I can't hear you.
01:18:56.730 --> 01:18:57.854
Don't, Mom.
01:18:57.855 --> 01:18:59.687
You're cutting out. Hello?
01:18:59.688 --> 01:19:01.355
Hello? Mom?
01:19:01.938 --> 01:19:03.730
Fuck!
01:19:08.396 --> 01:19:10.229
Mona Lisa: still missing
01:19:10.230 --> 01:19:12.645
[Jay, in English]
How we did not see this coming?
01:19:12.646 --> 01:19:15.396
[Chiara] Everything was part of the plan.
01:19:15.813 --> 01:19:18.230
The DNA lab, the house...
01:19:19.563 --> 01:19:20.688
The Jag...
01:19:21.396 --> 01:19:22.563
He manipulated us.
01:19:23.271 --> 01:19:26.395
And when he felt we had doubts,
he pulled the lawyer trick.
01:19:26.396 --> 01:19:30.146
...affairs in order, but things
have taken an unexpectedly urgent turn.
01:19:30.771 --> 01:19:33.520
[recording]
Mademoiselle Chiara Ferraro
01:19:33.521 --> 01:19:35.313
and Monsieur Jérémie Mercier...
01:19:35.730 --> 01:19:37.937
[Roger] Paperwork to be completed
by tomorrow.
01:19:37.938 --> 01:19:39.896
[recording] This leaves little time.
01:19:40.271 --> 01:19:41.104
[Roger] I know.
01:19:41.105 --> 01:19:42.355
[frustrated sigh]
01:19:44.771 --> 01:19:46.230
So you're not even my sister.
01:19:54.271 --> 01:19:56.770
I was never anybody's sister or daughter.
01:19:56.771 --> 01:19:57.771
Um...
01:20:00.021 --> 01:20:01.605
I never imagined
01:20:03.396 --> 01:20:05.813
what having a sister
would feel like, and...
01:20:09.688 --> 01:20:10.730
I will miss you.
01:20:11.896 --> 01:20:12.980
A lot.
01:20:16.355 --> 01:20:18.521
I'll always be your sister.
01:20:18.896 --> 01:20:20.771
If you want to be my brother.
01:20:22.938 --> 01:20:24.855
OK! Now.
01:20:25.230 --> 01:20:27.396
- [heavy thud]
- We're gonna get him.
01:20:27.730 --> 01:20:30.063
Right now he's in Mexico or Jakarta.
01:20:30.771 --> 01:20:32.021
Not yet. First,
01:20:32.813 --> 01:20:34.312
he has to make a delivery.
01:20:34.313 --> 01:20:36.563
- He just crossed into Italy.
- What's that?
01:20:37.563 --> 01:20:39.812
He's got a pacemaker.
It works on Bluetooth.
01:20:39.813 --> 01:20:43.230
- So his doctor can monitor him remotely.
- How do you know that?
01:20:43.563 --> 01:20:46.020
Because I'm fucking good at what I do.
01:20:46.021 --> 01:20:49.354
[quiet intriguing music]
01:20:49.355 --> 01:20:52.479
[woman] It's been just over a day
since the Louvre confirmed
01:20:52.480 --> 01:20:54.729
that Leonardo Da Vinci's Mona Lisa,
01:20:54.730 --> 01:20:57.437
one of the most famous paintings
in the world,
01:20:57.438 --> 01:21:00.438
was stolen from the museum
in the middle of the night.
01:21:01.271 --> 01:21:03.604
The details remain unclear,
but the theft...
01:21:03.605 --> 01:21:05.437
- [clicks button]
- [man speaking Italian]
01:21:05.438 --> 01:21:06.688
[loud beeping]
01:21:09.771 --> 01:21:11.230
[dramatic music sting]
01:21:14.438 --> 01:21:15.354
[uneasy sigh]
01:21:15.355 --> 01:21:16.480
[loud beeping]
01:21:19.480 --> 01:21:20.730
[sighs again]
01:21:34.646 --> 01:21:36.770
And you can bugger off as well.
01:21:36.771 --> 01:21:40.271
[tense music]
01:21:50.771 --> 01:21:52.396
He hasn't been moving for hours.
01:21:52.730 --> 01:21:54.605
Maybe it's just a decoy signal.
01:21:55.730 --> 01:21:56.813
Or he's still asleep.
01:22:01.480 --> 01:22:02.563
Why wait?
01:22:03.230 --> 01:22:06.355
I say we stick him up now.
In and out, 60 seconds.
01:22:07.563 --> 01:22:09.355
Then what? We cannot fence it.
01:22:09.896 --> 01:22:11.771
He wasn't lying about that.
01:22:12.313 --> 01:22:14.021
Oh, look! He's on the move.
01:22:16.063 --> 01:22:17.729
OK. So, now he makes the sale,
01:22:17.730 --> 01:22:19.146
he gets his pay-off.
01:22:19.521 --> 01:22:23.229
Cash, Bitcoin, property title, whatever.
And we rob him.
01:22:23.230 --> 01:22:24.770
Roadside stick-up. Old school!
01:22:24.771 --> 01:22:26.270
60 seconds.
01:22:26.271 --> 01:22:27.771
[together] Yes!
01:22:32.938 --> 01:22:35.355
[dramatic music sting]
01:22:44.688 --> 01:22:46.020
[in Italian] Old bastard.
01:22:46.021 --> 01:22:47.896
[in French] Old bastard.
01:22:51.480 --> 01:22:54.021
[suspenseful funk music]
01:23:12.730 --> 01:23:15.146
He's taking a left.
One kilometer ahead.
01:23:16.105 --> 01:23:16.938
OK.
01:23:26.688 --> 01:23:29.771
[nervous percussive music]
01:23:32.938 --> 01:23:34.979
[Western stand-off music]
01:23:34.980 --> 01:23:36.188
[brake squeaks]
01:24:04.730 --> 01:24:05.896
Don't.
01:24:16.521 --> 01:24:19.605
[tense music]
01:24:27.938 --> 01:24:28.771
[heavy clunk]
01:24:30.021 --> 01:24:31.063
[nervous sigh]
01:24:44.688 --> 01:24:47.730
- [suspenseful music]
- [walkie-talkies crackling]
01:25:02.063 --> 01:25:03.438
Drone.
01:25:08.646 --> 01:25:09.730
[Jay] OK.
01:25:12.771 --> 01:25:13.770
OK.
01:25:13.771 --> 01:25:16.105
[dragonfly whirrs]
01:25:23.563 --> 01:25:24.645
Watch out!
01:25:24.646 --> 01:25:28.146
Mr. Cavendish.
01:25:28.605 --> 01:25:31.438
It's so nice of you to be on time.
01:25:31.771 --> 01:25:33.605
Well, you know me.
01:25:34.313 --> 01:25:35.562
I aim to please.
01:25:35.563 --> 01:25:37.480
[mirthless chuckle]
01:25:38.813 --> 01:25:42.480
[feeble groan]
And you didn't come empty-handed.
01:25:43.230 --> 01:25:44.938
Oh, I did not.
01:25:45.188 --> 01:25:46.520
Shall we?
01:25:46.521 --> 01:25:49.395
My team set up
everything we need in there.
01:25:49.396 --> 01:25:50.396
Come on.
01:25:51.188 --> 01:25:52.188
Let's go.
01:25:56.146 --> 01:25:58.730
We're ready for you, professor.
01:26:08.896 --> 01:26:09.730
There we are.
01:26:10.438 --> 01:26:13.729
I see that you've got everything prepared.
I brought these.
01:26:13.730 --> 01:26:14.730
But, uh,
01:26:15.480 --> 01:26:17.771
I think your kit is a cut above.
01:26:18.188 --> 01:26:21.146
I'm surprised you're surprised.
01:26:21.563 --> 01:26:23.270
[whirring]
01:26:23.271 --> 01:26:25.521
- Behind the tree.
- Yeah, I know. I can see it.
01:26:29.063 --> 01:26:30.812
- [Van Klum] OK.
- Right.
01:26:30.813 --> 01:26:32.063
I'm ready.
01:26:39.063 --> 01:26:40.688
[moans]
01:26:41.563 --> 01:26:43.438
There she is.
01:26:45.980 --> 01:26:48.770
In the flesh.
01:26:48.771 --> 01:26:50.855
[quirky playful music]
01:26:53.396 --> 01:26:55.604
Dr. Ludovico says, no more--
01:26:55.605 --> 01:26:57.688
Shut the fuck up.
01:26:58.146 --> 01:26:59.730
[lighter clicks]
01:27:03.313 --> 01:27:05.063
[slow rasping inhale]
01:27:06.188 --> 01:27:08.480
[slow sinister exhale]
01:27:14.188 --> 01:27:17.063
So... [raspy cough]
01:27:18.730 --> 01:27:20.812
Da Vinci painted
01:27:20.813 --> 01:27:24.605
a draft sketch
underneath the painting, I believe.
01:27:25.105 --> 01:27:28.229
Yes. The pentimenti of the hands
and the beginnings of another portrait.
01:27:28.230 --> 01:27:32.271
I do hope you're not planning on
passing off another
01:27:33.396 --> 01:27:35.229
fake like the last time,
01:27:35.230 --> 01:27:36.313
are you?
01:27:37.563 --> 01:27:40.646
Alternative authenticity,
if you don't mind.
01:27:41.355 --> 01:27:42.687
No, no, no.
01:27:42.688 --> 01:27:43.855
Certainly not.
01:27:48.021 --> 01:27:49.188
OK.
01:27:51.813 --> 01:27:54.604
I don't just pay for the painting.
01:27:54.605 --> 01:27:56.730
The story is part of the deal.
01:27:58.105 --> 01:27:59.938
Wait, what was it,
01:28:00.438 --> 01:28:02.730
that family secret you told me about?
01:28:03.188 --> 01:28:04.979
Secrets are like mushrooms, old boy.
01:28:04.980 --> 01:28:06.063
Mushrooms?
01:28:07.521 --> 01:28:09.312
Better kept in the dark?
01:28:09.313 --> 01:28:12.021
Hmm. I don't know
what they're talking about.
01:28:12.563 --> 01:28:15.354
- How do you do that?
- Oh, my foster sister was deaf.
01:28:15.355 --> 01:28:16.812
She taught me.
01:28:16.813 --> 01:28:22.104
Well, I needed to find professionals
who were pliant and wouldn't pry.
01:28:22.105 --> 01:28:23.980
And given that there are so many
01:28:24.438 --> 01:28:27.187
fractured families
in the criminal underworld,
01:28:27.188 --> 01:28:29.729
I thought, what better role to play
01:28:29.730 --> 01:28:33.146
than that of a long-lost father?
01:28:35.230 --> 01:28:38.355
The difficult thing
was finding the perfect dummies.
01:28:38.688 --> 01:28:39.646
Dummies?
01:28:41.938 --> 01:28:43.313
[in Italian] Idiots?
01:28:46.438 --> 01:28:47.895
[Roger] Two stupid,
01:28:47.896 --> 01:28:50.146
gullible young kids.
01:28:50.563 --> 01:28:52.354
[Van Klum] Oh my God.
01:28:52.355 --> 01:28:55.480
You old bastard.
01:28:56.188 --> 01:28:57.521
Well done.
01:28:58.396 --> 01:28:59.980
Professor.
01:29:01.438 --> 01:29:03.562
- Happy?
- Well, yes.
01:29:03.563 --> 01:29:06.520
- The substratum imaging seems correct.
- [Van Klum] OK.
01:29:06.521 --> 01:29:08.020
And the craquelure is a match.
01:29:08.021 --> 01:29:10.063
Naturally,
I would need a full day to confirm--
01:29:10.896 --> 01:29:15.063
It appears
we have a winner here, Mr. Cavendish.
01:29:15.563 --> 01:29:18.395
Congratulations, then,
on your new acquisition.
01:29:18.396 --> 01:29:21.854
- Yeah.
- Which brings me to our arrangement.
01:29:21.855 --> 01:29:25.188
Yeah, absolutely.
You are absolved of your debt to me.
01:29:27.396 --> 01:29:28.980
Having said that,
01:29:29.896 --> 01:29:30.771
[gasps]
01:29:31.855 --> 01:29:35.480
how can I possibly keep anyone alive
01:29:36.063 --> 01:29:38.688
who knows what I now possess?
01:29:39.938 --> 01:29:41.605
I'm sure even you understand,
01:29:42.230 --> 01:29:43.855
Cavendish.
01:29:44.896 --> 01:29:46.938
Thank you, Bruno. Truly.
01:29:47.313 --> 01:29:48.645
Thank you?
01:29:48.646 --> 01:29:50.104
[grunts] Whatever for?
01:29:50.105 --> 01:29:51.562
[dramatic music]
01:29:51.563 --> 01:29:53.521
For playing directly into my hands.
01:29:54.896 --> 01:29:55.896
[in French] Don't move.
01:29:56.980 --> 01:29:57.896
[loud bang]
01:30:00.855 --> 01:30:01.688
What?
01:30:02.688 --> 01:30:04.105
[panting]
01:30:04.771 --> 01:30:05.770
[soft chuckle]
01:30:05.771 --> 01:30:08.020
[dramatic action music]
01:30:08.021 --> 01:30:10.521
[yelling in French]
01:30:15.188 --> 01:30:16.687
[in French]
Let me see your hands!
01:30:16.688 --> 01:30:17.605
Fuck!
01:30:22.396 --> 01:30:24.020
Ladies and gentlemen!
01:30:24.021 --> 01:30:25.355
[in French] French Republic.
01:30:29.188 --> 01:30:31.520
[in English]
On a repatriation mission,
01:30:31.521 --> 01:30:32.771
[in French] Élysée?
01:30:33.605 --> 01:30:35.688
Lise is coming back home.
01:30:38.105 --> 01:30:39.480
[gunshot]
01:30:40.688 --> 01:30:42.688
[soldier shouting in Italian]
01:30:44.230 --> 01:30:45.438
[shouting in Italian]
01:30:47.771 --> 01:30:49.855
[in Italian]
Italian armed forces, nobody moves.
01:30:50.271 --> 01:30:51.687
[in French] Shit.
01:30:51.688 --> 01:30:54.187
[dramatic music]
01:30:54.188 --> 01:30:57.230
[in Italian] Palazzo Chigi?
The Gioconda is back home.
01:30:58.605 --> 01:31:00.562
[in French] The Italians are here.
Operation compromised.
01:31:00.563 --> 01:31:02.688
Smoke screen requested
before evacuation.
01:31:09.021 --> 01:31:10.230
[helicopter whirring]
01:31:18.105 --> 01:31:19.271
[muffled blasts]
01:31:24.188 --> 01:31:25.896
[Jay] Go, go!
01:31:30.146 --> 01:31:31.521
[smoke hissing]
01:31:35.688 --> 01:31:38.605
[engine turning over]
01:31:44.605 --> 01:31:46.355
[French soldier] Let's get out of here!
01:31:48.063 --> 01:31:50.355
[French soldier] Come on,
let's not stay here!
01:31:53.813 --> 01:31:54.770
[Chiara] No?
01:31:54.771 --> 01:31:56.562
[in French] Come on.
01:31:56.563 --> 01:31:58.063
[engine turning over]
01:31:59.063 --> 01:32:00.771
- Soldiers.
- Huh?
01:32:01.896 --> 01:32:03.105
Stop!
01:32:04.271 --> 01:32:05.355
[Jay, in French] Fuck!
01:32:06.313 --> 01:32:09.396
[bullets whizz and ricochet]
01:32:22.938 --> 01:32:24.521
[maniacal cackling]
01:32:27.355 --> 01:32:29.979
[Italian police scanner] I have a car
heading for the French border.
01:32:29.980 --> 01:32:32.021
Copy that. We're on it.
01:32:41.480 --> 01:32:46.855
[haunting operatic music]
01:32:55.396 --> 01:32:56.646
[dramatic music]
01:32:57.271 --> 01:32:58.480
[music stops]
01:33:05.438 --> 01:33:06.395
[muffled shout]
01:33:06.396 --> 01:33:08.438
Oh come on, get a grip!
01:33:09.105 --> 01:33:10.063
[muffled] Fuck!
01:33:12.355 --> 01:33:14.646
[frustrated scream]
Fuck!
01:33:17.730 --> 01:33:19.230
[exasperated sigh] Shit...
01:33:28.146 --> 01:33:30.396
Get in. Now. Come on!
01:33:33.063 --> 01:33:35.605
[badass music]
01:33:44.938 --> 01:33:48.395
- Great to meet you, you fucking sociopath!
- Quite so. How do you do?
01:33:48.396 --> 01:33:49.395
You fucking traitor!
01:33:49.396 --> 01:33:52.063
I just saved your arses,
by the fucking way!
01:33:56.480 --> 01:33:58.354
OK. So, where is our money?
01:33:58.355 --> 01:34:00.105
Money? There's no money.
01:34:00.521 --> 01:34:01.730
[together] What?
01:34:01.980 --> 01:34:04.354
But you gave the painting
to the guy in the wheelchair.
01:34:04.355 --> 01:34:05.729
- Correct.
- For free?
01:34:05.730 --> 01:34:09.187
Did you really think
we'd get away with stealing and fencing
01:34:09.188 --> 01:34:11.229
the most valuable painting in the world?
01:34:11.230 --> 01:34:14.520
That'd be like trying to sell
a nuclear bomb in a farmer's market!
01:34:14.521 --> 01:34:16.396
So why did you give it to him?
01:34:17.355 --> 01:34:18.395
Brace yourselves!
01:34:18.396 --> 01:34:20.313
[Chiara and Jay scream]
01:34:23.521 --> 01:34:24.729
[raging in Italian]
01:34:24.730 --> 01:34:26.229
The painting was leverage.
01:34:26.230 --> 01:34:28.437
- I was in debt to van Klum.
- Van who?
01:34:28.438 --> 01:34:29.895
The guy in the wheelchair.
01:34:29.896 --> 01:34:31.562
- What kind of debt?
- Big.
01:34:31.563 --> 01:34:34.145
- What did you do to him?
- Let's not go there.
01:34:34.146 --> 01:34:35.937
- So what went wrong?
- [he sighs]
01:34:35.938 --> 01:34:37.937
Men like him, they just keep coming.
01:34:37.938 --> 01:34:41.270
The only way I could be free
was if he was in prison or dead.
01:34:41.271 --> 01:34:43.770
So you called the French and the Italians.
01:34:43.771 --> 01:34:45.812
And they catch him
holding the Mona Lisa,
01:34:45.813 --> 01:34:48.437
the one thing his money
cannot protect him from.
01:34:48.438 --> 01:34:51.729
And you knew
the French were gonna use smoke to escape!
01:34:51.730 --> 01:34:53.354
- Smarter than I thought.
- Fuck you!
01:34:53.355 --> 01:34:56.895
- You're not even the Snow Leopard.
- I know I'm not! I'm a liar!
01:34:56.896 --> 01:35:00.438
I'm an awful, horrible person,
a loathsome piece of shit.
01:35:00.771 --> 01:35:03.229
But you two
are the only family I've ever had.
01:35:03.230 --> 01:35:04.562
God, I want to puke.
01:35:04.563 --> 01:35:06.770
That happens
when you look in the mirror!
01:35:06.771 --> 01:35:09.854
- He's just lying again.
- No, I'm not. I wasn't lying back there!
01:35:09.855 --> 01:35:12.895
Well, hardly.
A little bit. Just... For...
01:35:12.896 --> 01:35:13.979
Brace yourselves.
01:35:13.980 --> 01:35:15.730
[both yelp]
01:35:18.605 --> 01:35:20.687
[all panting]
01:35:20.688 --> 01:35:22.313
[car turns off]
01:35:22.855 --> 01:35:24.687
All right, out.
Both of you, now.
01:35:24.688 --> 01:35:26.021
Out! Now. Quickly.
01:35:27.605 --> 01:35:28.813
[Roger] Dammit.
01:35:32.980 --> 01:35:34.520
Fuck.
01:35:34.521 --> 01:35:35.646
Right.
01:35:38.188 --> 01:35:41.937
The Italians are back that way,
the French on the other side, no doubt.
01:35:41.938 --> 01:35:44.770
But this is technically a no-man's-land.
01:35:44.771 --> 01:35:46.937
Neither of them can enter here.
01:35:46.938 --> 01:35:48.770
That door
01:35:48.771 --> 01:35:51.521
is an old evacuation route
for the workers who built this place.
01:35:52.146 --> 01:35:56.062
It was my intention to ditch the car
and disappear through that,
01:35:56.063 --> 01:35:57.938
but then you two showed up and...
01:35:59.855 --> 01:36:00.770
[exasperated sigh]
01:36:00.771 --> 01:36:02.021
[incredulous laugh]
01:36:04.188 --> 01:36:05.688
[resigned sigh]
01:36:07.605 --> 01:36:08.688
[steely sigh]
01:36:09.396 --> 01:36:10.271
Here.
01:36:11.271 --> 01:36:12.188
Take it.
01:36:13.605 --> 01:36:16.230
It's rusty, but I oiled the lock.
01:36:16.688 --> 01:36:17.521
Go.
01:36:19.271 --> 01:36:21.229
- Why are you doing this?
- Why don't you come?
01:36:21.230 --> 01:36:23.187
[stammering] Why am I doing it?
01:36:23.188 --> 01:36:25.645
Because they don't know
about you yet.
01:36:25.646 --> 01:36:27.020
No one's after you yet
01:36:27.021 --> 01:36:28.979
and I never thought I'd say this,
01:36:28.980 --> 01:36:31.645
but if anything bad
has to happen to anyone,
01:36:31.646 --> 01:36:34.813
I'd rather it happen to me
than to you two.
01:36:39.855 --> 01:36:41.896
We love you too, crazy prick.
01:36:44.938 --> 01:36:46.313
It's what fathers do.
01:36:46.855 --> 01:36:47.813
Isn't it?
01:36:49.396 --> 01:36:51.188
You are not our father, Roger.
01:36:52.771 --> 01:36:53.812
Right, yes. Sorry.
01:36:53.813 --> 01:36:55.063
So who are you, really?
01:36:57.646 --> 01:36:58.480
Really.
01:37:00.605 --> 01:37:04.020
[plaintive harp music]
01:37:04.021 --> 01:37:05.230
Who am I?
01:37:13.188 --> 01:37:15.730
[American accent]
My name is Marcus Dubrovnik.
01:37:18.230 --> 01:37:19.646
And I'm from New Jersey.
01:37:20.188 --> 01:37:23.687
Summit City, to be exact. I think.
01:37:23.688 --> 01:37:24.771
[playful spy music]
01:37:25.521 --> 01:37:26.771
That said...
01:37:27.313 --> 01:37:28.521
[helpless chuckle]
01:37:29.813 --> 01:37:31.021
Anyway.
01:37:33.855 --> 01:37:34.771
Yeah...
01:37:35.896 --> 01:37:36.730
Sorry.
01:37:41.480 --> 01:37:42.813
Look after yourselves.
01:37:43.980 --> 01:37:45.646
[touching music]
01:37:48.855 --> 01:37:50.105
[emotional sigh]
01:38:04.355 --> 01:38:05.688
I'm going that way.
01:38:06.563 --> 01:38:08.605
Italian prison food
is better than French.
01:38:09.063 --> 01:38:10.105
[soft chuckle]
01:38:11.355 --> 01:38:12.188
[car door slams]
01:38:13.396 --> 01:38:14.230
[engine starts]
01:38:21.855 --> 01:38:24.730
[up-tempo emotional music]
01:38:41.396 --> 01:38:42.980
[music fades]
01:38:45.646 --> 01:38:47.896
[tense music]
01:38:50.021 --> 01:38:51.896
[soldier shouting in Italian]
01:38:53.063 --> 01:38:57.145
- [Italian soldier barking orders]
- [Roger, in Italian] Sì.
01:38:57.146 --> 01:38:59.520
- [shouting in Italian]
- [Roger] OK!
01:38:59.521 --> 01:39:02.437
[tense negotiation in Italian]
01:39:02.438 --> 01:39:03.604
[in English] Please!
01:39:03.605 --> 01:39:05.979
- [guns cocking]
- Don't shoot.
01:39:05.980 --> 01:39:07.563
[soldier speaking Italian]
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[English accent] Don't shoot.
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I have a family.
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[cry of pain]
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[cell door slams]
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[distant voices echo]
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[metallic thud]
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[thudding continues]
01:39:30.188 --> 01:39:31.021
[heavy thud]
01:39:34.896 --> 01:39:36.688
[groaning with effort]
01:39:41.063 --> 01:39:42.312
[exhausted gasp]
01:39:42.313 --> 01:39:44.605
[sodden shoes squelching]
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[upbeat funk music]
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[alarms blaring]
01:39:50.771 --> 01:39:52.063
Shit!
01:39:59.063 --> 01:40:00.896
[gate beeping]
01:40:01.480 --> 01:40:02.813
Oh shit!
01:40:05.355 --> 01:40:06.438
[effortful grunt]
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[man, in French] Come on!
01:40:08.563 --> 01:40:10.896
- Get in!
- [Jay, in French] Come on, get in!
01:40:21.313 --> 01:40:22.480
[music fades]
01:40:23.480 --> 01:40:25.312
- What kept you?
- We're right on time!
01:40:25.313 --> 01:40:26.437
Man, you stink!
01:40:26.438 --> 01:40:28.645
I'm sorry!
I was gonna take a helicopter,
01:40:28.646 --> 01:40:31.104
but I'm more of a sewer person.
You know, Mogadishu.
01:40:31.105 --> 01:40:32.604
Come on. Stop with Mogadishu.
01:40:32.605 --> 01:40:34.187
All right, I meant Kathmandu.
01:40:34.188 --> 01:40:35.729
- Kathmandu?
- Whatever!
01:40:35.730 --> 01:40:38.104
- The Mona Lisa's missing.
- Course she is.
01:40:38.105 --> 01:40:40.187
Took me a long time,
let me tell ya.
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Layering in that pentimenti
and everything.
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- You gave van Klum a fake?
- Of course! Think I'm an idiot?
01:40:46.355 --> 01:40:48.312
- Another fake?
- Yeah!
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And I have to say, it's probably
the best ever made. Really.
01:40:51.438 --> 01:40:52.813
So where is she?
01:40:53.188 --> 01:40:54.521
Yeah, where is she?
01:40:55.605 --> 01:40:59.105
["Monna Lisa" by Ivan Graziani playing]
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[upbeat dramatic music]
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[low-key cool music]
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[soft badass music]
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[badass music]
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[badass music continues]
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[suspenseful music]
01:46:56.605 --> 01:46:59.938
Subtitling:
Willa Grefe for TRI TRACK