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You've got them all by the balls
Causin' waterfalls

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Stonewalls, bar brawls
Climbing stalls at concert halls

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To you they crawl, body sprawled
Smoking Pall Malls

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Close calls, stand tall
Doll, you make them feel so small

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And they love it

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Ooh, ooh, ooh

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The boys wanna be her
The girls wanna be her

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The boys wanna be her

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I wanna be her

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It's clear this guy wants a war.

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He wants a war!

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Between the petition for custody,
the eval, calling CPS.

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I mean, he is… he's playing to win.

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And now, with the positive drug report…

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Jinx.

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He stands a pretty good chance.

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So, our best shot,
getting him to call off the dogs.

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You mean play nice with that prick?

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Well, we're not gonna be calling him that.

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Second mediation session is already set.

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We will try to diffuse him.

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So he holds the cards,

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and if he doesn't
choose to call this off--

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We're fucked!

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So, between now and the mediation session,

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we have the psych eval.

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It's important that you are
reasonable and responsible,

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and you check any
and all psychoses at the door.

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She needs to experience you at your best.

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And you need to apologize
to Mark's mother.

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Yeah, fat chance.

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Think of it as Bodhi's chance of
continuing to live with your daughter.

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Is there anything I can do?

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I think you've done enough.

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You need to bury your head in the sand

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and take up a hobby,

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just not knitting.

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We don't want the needles triggering you.

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Nice.

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And you need to be fully
and completely out of the household.

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Not a trace of you left behind.

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Well, it's not dispositive.

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Child Services showing up.

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It's-It's just precautionary, right?

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Yes, Kenny.

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Kind of the same as when ICE shows up.

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They just want to, you know, confirm
the hunky-dory of it all.

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Okay. I-I really don't…

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I…

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I don't like when
you say my name with contempt like that.

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It gives me a bad feeling.

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I'm sorry. I'm just a little stressed.

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I'm supposed to apologize to the mother.

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Are you gonna do it?

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If it kills me.

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Which it might.

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And Margo's psych eval?

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Some shrink shows up at her house,

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asks her some questions like she's,
you know, a mental patient.

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- Here you go.
- It's… just hideous.

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Well, we will get through this.

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How can you know that?

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All I can say…

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How did you plan to pay for the baby?

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I didn't have a plan.

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In retrospect, I was naive,

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simply thought things would work out.

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These days,
I see the world a little bit more clearly.

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And a dreamer should dream

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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How else would dreams turn reality?

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Tea?

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That sounds fantastic.

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Jinx! Jinx! Jinx!

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They say it's not about how you fall,

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but how you get back up.

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Bullshit!

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It's not just about popping back up,

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it's about beating the shit out of
whoever knocked you down!

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No, I'm not sorry

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For the way that I am

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I'm not sorry for the way that I love

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Or the heart that I have

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No, I'm not sorry

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For the dreams that I dream

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Or the life that I live

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'Cause it all belongs to me

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And that's all that I can say

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Thank you for agreeing to see me.

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Can I sit?

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My jaw is wired shut.

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Please don't construe my lack of
animation as any form of concession.

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Of course.

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I apologize.

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I…

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I lost myself. I…

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It's not an excuse,

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but I hope
that you can find it in your heart to…

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forgive me.

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I accept your apology.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Would you like to know why I accept it?

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Yes, I… would.

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As a parent, I had great
hopes and expectations for my son.

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I actually expected him
to win a Pulitzer Prize,

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if you can imagine.

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To see him end up
a freshman lit professor,

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at Fullerton, no less…

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There is an unbearable pain a parent feels

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when her child disappoints.

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I can't imagine yours.

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Who is it?

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Hey.

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Hey, little man.

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Margo's not here.

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Yeah, actually… I came to see you.

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Me?

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I owe you an apology.

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Much talk of how I've disappointed Margo.

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I realize I've also let you down.

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I don't have a lot of friends.

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But if I'm still lucky enough
to count you as one…

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You really scared me.

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Like, you really scared me.

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And Margo.

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You cannot do that again.

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Yeah.

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The lawyer said
it's not good for you to be here.

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- So…
- Right.

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I'll tell Margo that you came by.

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Okay, okay.

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And wish her…
wish her good luck for tomorrow.

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- Yeah.
- Shadow Hat.

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Shadow Heart.

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Shadow Heart.

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Shadow Heart.

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New nose

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Drop dead gorgeous

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Scream queen fun

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Beauty pageant killer

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She's the one

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Bad, bad girl
Bad, bad girl

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Bad, bad girl
Bad, bad girl

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Such a bad, bad girl

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I had to pay for the eval.

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I have attorney fees.

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I mean, it fucking adds up.

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Well, what's going on
with the piggy bank photos?

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The vagina is nature's piggy bank.

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If money's as bad as you say it is,

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people know who you are now.

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You could name your price.

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No, the optics are not great right now.

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I gotta keep things PG.

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Also, I don't do porn. I-I make art.

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I'm gonna let you handle it
'cause she get…

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- Okay.
- You know I get spicy with her.

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- Yeah.
- 'Cause she just…

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Your internalized whorephobia is cute.

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You know,
you're-you're going on your own journey.

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We get that, but…

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all sex work is art.

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Performance, fantasy, art.

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I mean, you're literally
trying to sell somebody a fantasy.

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Look at the costumes.
Look at the effort we put into this.

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Are you really gonna
sell yourself short like that?

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You have a very big day tomorrow.

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Dude, if you just wanna go home
and rest, that's okay too.

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Thanks, guys.

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Come here, biatch.

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- Crazy girl.
- Crazy girl.

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- That's why we keep her around.
- That's why we love her though.

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Give me that. Give me that.

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Ready?

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As I'll ever be.

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Jinx and Shyanne?

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- Nowhere near.
- Good.

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Okay. You play sports?

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- Sorry?
- Game day.

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Gladiator time.

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Attagirl.

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Olive branch.

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Nice-y nice.

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Welcome back.

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Before we begin, a little bit of news.

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I have the eval results from Dr. Sharp.

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Turning to the highlighted section.

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"From everything I've seen,

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Margo Millet is psychologically fit

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to retain full legal
and physical custody of Bodhi."

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- Great.
- Okay then.

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This matter was precipitated
on the petitioner's belief

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that Margo was not psychologically fit.

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Based on the doctor's finding, do you
now choose to rescind your petition?

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I do not.

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Why not?

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I don't doubt your general fitness, Margo.

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Be it your ability to feed Bodhi,

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change his diaper, aspirate his nostrils…

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Great. Then what?

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Well, children today face moral challenges
like never before.

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They need ethical nurturing.

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You fucked a student.

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- Okay, Margo--
- Let me tell you something.

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You knew I was a married man,

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that there were children,
that there was a wife.

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Just because
you couldn't put faces onto them,

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it doesn't mean
that they weren't your victims as well.

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We were both complicit in my infidelity.
The difference was the stakes.

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I had everything to lose,
which I fucking did.

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But for you, it was a romp.

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I was stupid, but you were cruel.

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- How dare you?
- Anyway, this is not about blame.

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This is about moving forward.

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Right. And moving forward
requires a village,

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and hers is comprised of sex workers,

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parents who commit violence,
one of which is a heroin addict, mind you,

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and a roommate
who genuinely thinks that she's an elf.

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I would settle for joint custody.

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- Great.
- Yes, but for the first two years,

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I would ask that all interactions
with Bodhi and Margo be supervised.

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You can go fuck yourself.

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Let's take a step back.

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He's taken a giant leap back.

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First of all, you called
Child Protective Services on me.

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Then you had me examined by a shrink.

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- Margo.
- What are you so afraid of, Mark?

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- That Bodhi's gonna grow up to be me?
- Margo.

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What if he should grow up to be you?

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A coward.

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All right. Let's stop it now.

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- I won't have my son…
- Right now.

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- …raised by a pervert.
- Margo.

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I want it on record
that she launched at me.

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I mean, violence is in her DNA.

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She did the one thing
she was expressly told not to do.

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Inflame him.

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So what happens now?

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Superior Court.

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And according to Lace,
she drew a nasty judge,

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who was
in his own custody battle and lost.

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It's not good.

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All she had to do was play nice.

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Lace told her, "Play nice. Don't react."

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And what does she do?

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She is her mother's daughter.

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We don't suffer bullies, this family.

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What are we gonna do?

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- She might--
- When's the hearing? The Superior Court.

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Next Tuesday. Lace wants all of us
to be there, the whole ex-extended…

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- thing.
- So we'll be there.

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Whole extended thing.

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Okay, you can't be strung out or show up,
like, with a needle in your neck or…

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I'm sorry.

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If this judge takes away this baby,
she will never get him back.

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She will never see him again.

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So, originally,
this room belonged to Katie and Katherine.

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And in this story we'll call them
the wicked stepsisters.

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They weren't wicked. Just judgmental.

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They were wicked.

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Don't be teaching him
unflattering stereotypes.

00:17:19.122 --> 00:17:20.123 align:center
Fine.

00:17:20.665 --> 00:17:23.416 align:center
So then it belonged to your grandpa,

00:17:23.417 --> 00:17:29.674 align:center
and we'll call him
the enchanted bear, who can talk.

00:17:29.675 --> 00:17:31.260 align:center
And you'll see him tomorrow.

00:17:31.844 --> 00:17:34.012 align:center
You'll see Grandpa and Susie.

00:17:35.013 --> 00:17:36.014 align:center
Hey.

00:17:36.515 --> 00:17:37.558 align:center
- Mom.
- Hi.

00:17:38.100 --> 00:17:40.060 align:center
And you, quiet, I'm not gonna touch you.

00:17:41.937 --> 00:17:43.187 align:center
Will you excuse us, Susie?

00:17:43.188 --> 00:17:45.064 align:center
Yeah, yeah.

00:17:45.065 --> 00:17:48.944 align:center
We gotta write
the rest of this fairy tale, don't we?

00:17:54.575 --> 00:17:56.785 align:center
- What's up?
- Well…

00:17:58.412 --> 00:17:59.580 align:center
tomorrow's the big day.

00:18:01.415 --> 00:18:04.918 align:center
I brought you
some shoes and a little Carti

00:18:05.419 --> 00:18:07.170 align:center
for your go-to-court outfit,

00:18:07.171 --> 00:18:12.717 align:center
so you can present
both smart and responsible

00:18:12.718 --> 00:18:15.386 align:center
and I got dump lump a little ensemble too.

00:18:15.387 --> 00:18:18.056 align:center
What's… What's going on here?

00:18:19.850 --> 00:18:21.184 align:center
Well, it's a…

00:18:21.185 --> 00:18:24.604 align:center
a space alien photo shoot for my…

00:18:24.605 --> 00:18:27.690 align:center
Yeah. Your… Your OnlyFans thing.

00:18:27.691 --> 00:18:28.775 align:center
- Yes.
- Yeah.

00:18:29.359 --> 00:18:30.360 align:center
Well,

00:18:30.944 --> 00:18:36.575 align:center
a lot of people seem to love
science fiction and space aliens, so…

00:18:37.492 --> 00:18:41.955 align:center
Yes, I…
I expect it to be brilliantly written.

00:18:44.124 --> 00:18:45.125 align:center
Mom,

00:18:46.293 --> 00:18:49.212 align:center
best to just brace you for this now.

00:18:49.213 --> 00:18:51.047 align:center
It's not happening today or tomorrow

00:18:51.048 --> 00:18:54.592 align:center
or anytime before
the custody thing is settled.

00:18:54.593 --> 00:18:58.347 align:center
But at some point, in order to…

00:19:00.057 --> 00:19:06.188 align:center
fully realize my creative fulfillment
and financial security,

00:19:07.105 --> 00:19:09.233 align:center
I will be artfully…

00:19:12.569 --> 00:19:14.780 align:center
rendering my tunnel of love.

00:19:21.370 --> 00:19:22.371 align:center
Okay.

00:19:25.040 --> 00:19:26.083 align:center
Well…

00:19:31.463 --> 00:19:32.464 align:center
Noodle,

00:19:34.424 --> 00:19:38.344 align:center
I will give up my old place,
all my face creams, everything.

00:19:38.345 --> 00:19:40.430 align:center
I… I can find money.

00:19:43.016 --> 00:19:44.017 align:center
You know, we can…

00:19:45.060 --> 00:19:47.521 align:center
- we can figure this out together.
- I've done the math, Mom.

00:19:48.021 --> 00:19:50.565 align:center
This pays for health care,
childcare, rent.

00:19:50.566 --> 00:19:51.942 align:center
And I can do it from home.

00:19:55.529 --> 00:19:58.448 align:center
Honestly,
even if you did give me the money to stop,

00:20:00.117 --> 00:20:01.493 align:center
I'm not sure I'd want to.

00:20:04.496 --> 00:20:06.622 align:center
And this room is not done yet.

00:20:06.623 --> 00:20:08.417 align:center
But you have to trust me.

00:20:09.084 --> 00:20:11.795 align:center
What comes out of here is going to be art.

00:20:12.296 --> 00:20:16.383 align:center
Creative, science-fictional splendor.

00:20:20.095 --> 00:20:23.390 align:center
The splendor of your poon.

00:20:25.893 --> 00:20:28.896 align:center
Don't say it like that,
like it's something disgusting.

00:20:31.148 --> 00:20:34.943 align:center
Do you know where I heard that?
That bodies aren't disgusting?

00:20:35.986 --> 00:20:38.196 align:center
- Elmo?
- When I was three years old,

00:20:38.197 --> 00:20:39.907 align:center
I walked in on you naked.

00:20:41.366 --> 00:20:42.700 align:center
In your full glory.

00:20:42.701 --> 00:20:44.786 align:center
And that's what you called it, your glory.

00:20:45.454 --> 00:20:47.079 align:center
- You remember?
- No.

00:20:47.080 --> 00:20:51.168 align:center
And you went on this whole diatribe about…

00:20:54.087 --> 00:20:56.380 align:center
human anatomy

00:20:56.381 --> 00:21:00.593 align:center
and how women shouldn't feel shame.

00:21:00.594 --> 00:21:01.803 align:center
And you weren't ashamed.

00:21:03.555 --> 00:21:06.892 align:center
And in fact, you said you had
the best vagina on the planet.

00:21:08.018 --> 00:21:09.936 align:center
I did not say that.

00:21:09.937 --> 00:21:11.396 align:center
- I did not say that.
- Yep.

00:21:11.897 --> 00:21:14.273 align:center
Oh, my God.

00:21:14.274 --> 00:21:16.527 align:center
Well, I…

00:21:17.236 --> 00:21:18.362 align:center
I maybe took it too far.

00:21:19.279 --> 00:21:21.072 align:center
I was panicked.

00:21:21.073 --> 00:21:23.866 align:center
You just burst in

00:21:23.867 --> 00:21:27.454 align:center
- and-and… I ad-libbed like--
- On the planet!

00:21:29.289 --> 00:21:30.916 align:center
Okay. You will not bring that up in court.

00:21:57.484 --> 00:21:58.485 align:center
Hey.

00:21:59.820 --> 00:22:01.612 align:center
Mama, I'm scared.

00:22:01.613 --> 00:22:02.865 align:center
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

00:22:03.740 --> 00:22:05.200 align:center
Come, I know, I know.

00:22:05.742 --> 00:22:08.245 align:center
I know, I know, I know, okay, I know.

00:22:08.745 --> 00:22:10.747 align:center
I know, hon. I know, I know.

00:22:11.331 --> 00:22:13.709 align:center
- I'm so scared.
- I know, hon. I know you are, noodle.

00:22:20.257 --> 00:22:22.675 align:center
What if they take him from me?

00:22:22.676 --> 00:22:24.678 align:center
That's not gonna happen. No.

00:22:26.096 --> 00:22:27.556 align:center
We're gonna win this thing.

00:23:08.805 --> 00:23:09.848 align:center
All set?

00:23:10.432 --> 00:23:12.059 align:center
- Pretty much.
- Good.

00:23:12.559 --> 00:23:14.394 align:center
Now, just like we talked about,

00:23:14.978 --> 00:23:16.355 align:center
firm but humble.

00:23:17.105 --> 00:23:18.439 align:center
I need to pee.

00:23:18.440 --> 00:23:19.566 align:center
Sure. Over there.

00:23:20.317 --> 00:23:22.819 align:center
And a reminder about decorum.

00:23:23.612 --> 00:23:25.781 align:center
This judge can be a tyrant,
but he is fair, so…

00:23:26.365 --> 00:23:27.949 align:center
Will we be called to testify?

00:23:27.950 --> 00:23:31.203 align:center
I doubt it, but with him,
anything often goes.

00:23:43.757 --> 00:23:46.634 align:center
Okay, I'm gonna get you
to wait out here with Bodhi.

00:23:46.635 --> 00:23:49.012 align:center
If we need anything,
I'll let you know, okay?

00:24:31.597 --> 00:24:33.265 align:center
- All set?
- Set.

00:24:34.600 --> 00:24:35.808 align:center
Locked and loaded.

00:24:35.809 --> 00:24:36.977 align:center
Is that the expression?

00:24:38.187 --> 00:24:39.188 align:center
It is.

00:24:41.481 --> 00:24:43.317 align:center
You need to win this for my little girl.

00:24:43.984 --> 00:24:45.068 align:center
She needs to win it.

00:24:46.445 --> 00:24:47.821 align:center
But I'm gonna be right by her side.

00:24:50.532 --> 00:24:51.533 align:center
I'm sorry.

00:24:53.577 --> 00:24:55.037 align:center
- What for?
- I don't know.

00:24:55.621 --> 00:24:56.622 align:center
Maybe…

00:24:57.915 --> 00:24:58.998 align:center
Maybe all of it.

00:24:58.999 --> 00:25:00.792 align:center
Margo's plight. Jinx…

00:25:01.585 --> 00:25:03.419 align:center
Why would you be sorry for that?

00:25:03.420 --> 00:25:05.631 align:center
Well, yeah, I probably shouldn't be.

00:25:07.299 --> 00:25:10.885 align:center
I've come across a lot of people in life
who need to apologize for themselves.

00:25:10.886 --> 00:25:12.721 align:center
You would not be one of them.

00:25:15.557 --> 00:25:16.558 align:center
Thank you.

00:25:20.938 --> 00:25:23.357 align:center
Lock and load.

00:25:25.150 --> 00:25:26.151 align:center
Okay.

00:25:31.698 --> 00:25:34.660 align:center
Lock and load.

00:25:40.499 --> 00:25:41.500 align:center
Hi.

00:25:42.209 --> 00:25:43.793 align:center
Okay. There.

00:25:43.794 --> 00:25:45.837 align:center
They subpoenaed KC and Rose.

00:25:45.838 --> 00:25:48.757 align:center
- Yes. Yes, I saw that.
- Why would he subpoena them?

00:25:50.175 --> 00:25:51.552 align:center
Let's just focus.

00:25:53.011 --> 00:25:54.012 align:center
All rise.

00:25:55.097 --> 00:25:58.600 align:center
Case number 32643, in re: Millet,

00:25:59.184 --> 00:26:01.394 align:center
the Honorable Justice
Andrew Spence presiding,

00:26:01.395 --> 00:26:03.646 align:center
this case is now in session. Be seated.

00:26:03.647 --> 00:26:06.232 align:center
I read all the papers,
and this is nonsense.

00:26:06.233 --> 00:26:08.317 align:center
When a child custody dispute
reaches this point,

00:26:08.318 --> 00:26:11.779 align:center
when it comes to a Superior Court judge,
then nonsense has had its way.

00:26:11.780 --> 00:26:12.990 align:center
You, sir, on your feet.

00:26:16.618 --> 00:26:17.995 align:center
You impregnate a student,

00:26:18.579 --> 00:26:20.580 align:center
and now you dare
to seek custody of the child?

00:26:20.581 --> 00:26:22.665 align:center
I'll tell you now, right now,
Mr. Biological Father,

00:26:22.666 --> 00:26:23.916 align:center
this case has a stink,

00:26:23.917 --> 00:26:26.461 align:center
and I've good reason
to believe the waft starts with you.

00:26:27.254 --> 00:26:28.839 align:center
I-I deserve the blame.

00:26:29.423 --> 00:26:32.467 align:center
And yet you're here today
asking Ms. Millet to pay the price.

00:26:36.054 --> 00:26:38.055 align:center
Well, I also have paid the price.

00:26:38.056 --> 00:26:40.350 align:center
- Whose fault is that?
- As I said, mine.

00:26:41.059 --> 00:26:45.147 align:center
Your Honor, it's been
very difficult for me to look at myself.

00:26:46.899 --> 00:26:50.902 align:center
But when I do,
when I stare into the mirror,

00:26:50.903 --> 00:26:52.863 align:center
the main question becomes,
"What about the child?"

00:26:53.572 --> 00:26:55.907 align:center
This isn't about who gets to win,

00:26:55.908 --> 00:26:59.703 align:center
it's-it's about preventing
an innocent child from losing.

00:27:01.705 --> 00:27:05.542 align:center
Margo's a sex worker. She's posted photos
online as recent as this week.

00:27:06.293 --> 00:27:08.253 align:center
I can provide a more stable home.

00:27:09.129 --> 00:27:10.589 align:center
And I'll do so.

00:27:12.299 --> 00:27:13.300 align:center
And you.

00:27:18.138 --> 00:27:20.057 align:center
You stand there proud of yourself,
young lady?

00:27:20.807 --> 00:27:23.684 align:center
I doubt anyone truly feels
proud of themselves, Your Honor.

00:27:23.685 --> 00:27:24.686 align:center
You think that's an answer?

00:27:25.896 --> 00:27:28.190 align:center
I've given Bodhi a good home.

00:27:29.525 --> 00:27:33.027 align:center
I've raised him with my love
and the love of his grandparents.

00:27:33.028 --> 00:27:34.821 align:center
I have provided for my son.

00:27:35.489 --> 00:27:39.033 align:center
And just because people find
what I do to be distasteful,

00:27:39.034 --> 00:27:43.622 align:center
it doesn't make it illegal or wrong
or disqualify me from being his parent.

00:27:44.456 --> 00:27:48.418 align:center
My answer? Yeah, I am proud.

00:27:49.127 --> 00:27:50.838 align:center
You disagree
the father should have custody.

00:27:52.381 --> 00:27:53.756 align:center
He's a stranger to Bodhi.

00:27:53.757 --> 00:27:55.217 align:center
You deem him unfit? Dangerous?

00:27:56.134 --> 00:27:57.803 align:center
I deem him to be a stranger.

00:28:01.431 --> 00:28:03.225 align:center
You, sir. You're the grandfather?

00:28:04.101 --> 00:28:06.143 align:center
- I am.
- Nice to meet you. Is it nice to meet me?

00:28:06.144 --> 00:28:08.604 align:center
You like meeting people? You like
shaking hands when you meet people?

00:28:08.605 --> 00:28:10.690 align:center
You wanna shake my hand
the way you shook his?

00:28:10.691 --> 00:28:12.233 align:center
I do not.

00:28:12.234 --> 00:28:13.818 align:center
You apologize to this man?

00:28:13.819 --> 00:28:15.194 align:center
- I did not.
- Because?

00:28:15.195 --> 00:28:16.321 align:center
Restraining order.

00:28:18.574 --> 00:28:20.783 align:center
- You on drugs?
- Methadone.

00:28:20.784 --> 00:28:23.286 align:center
- You're an addict?
- Hundred percent.

00:28:23.287 --> 00:28:26.289 align:center
Caretaker of the child.
You were alone with him?

00:28:26.290 --> 00:28:30.127 align:center
Once I relapsed, I ceased being a
caretaker and moved out of the household.

00:28:32.546 --> 00:28:34.965 align:center
And the grandmother.
You chose to leave Grandmother at home?

00:28:36.967 --> 00:28:38.135 align:center
I'm the grandmother.

00:28:45.225 --> 00:28:47.603 align:center
You like to hit people,
punch 'em in the mouth?

00:28:48.854 --> 00:28:52.858 align:center
Only her, and I apologized.

00:28:53.859 --> 00:28:57.196 align:center
You, ma'am. What did you say to her?

00:28:58.030 --> 00:28:59.697 align:center
I don't really recall.

00:28:59.698 --> 00:29:02.075 align:center
You got punched in the mouth over it.
You don't recall?

00:29:04.745 --> 00:29:08.581 align:center
I objected to her daughter
sexually preying on my son.

00:29:08.582 --> 00:29:12.377 align:center
"Snatty-ratty." You spoke those words?

00:29:16.840 --> 00:29:19.426 align:center
Well, we've got quite the collective here,
don't we?

00:29:22.513 --> 00:29:23.679 align:center
Who are you?

00:29:23.680 --> 00:29:25.264 align:center
I'm the step-grandfather.

00:29:25.265 --> 00:29:26.475 align:center
Did I ask you to stand?

00:29:29.895 --> 00:29:31.271 align:center
And those two back there.

00:29:32.231 --> 00:29:34.524 align:center
Those are the two sex worker colleagues
you subpoenaed?

00:29:34.525 --> 00:29:37.068 align:center
- They are, Your Honor.
- There is no law

00:29:37.069 --> 00:29:39.570 align:center
that disqualifies sex workers
from being parents.

00:29:39.571 --> 00:29:43.534 align:center
Your Honor,
our argument is more about the totality,

00:29:44.034 --> 00:29:47.954 align:center
the sex work, the drug addict grandfather,
the vicious grandmother.

00:29:47.955 --> 00:29:49.539 align:center
- May I speak?
- Please.

00:29:49.540 --> 00:29:50.998 align:center
- No, Jinx--
- This-This person has

00:29:50.999 --> 00:29:52.583 align:center
- demeaned my family.
- Jinx, I have… Jinx!

00:29:52.584 --> 00:29:53.794 align:center
Sit down.

00:29:59.675 --> 00:30:01.260 align:center
- Bring the child in here.
- Yes.

00:30:03.470 --> 00:30:05.388 align:center
Dad, you can't just jump up.

00:30:05.389 --> 00:30:07.139 align:center
He has to call on you.

00:30:07.140 --> 00:30:10.811 align:center
This isn't a ring where you get
to leap in off the turnbuckle.

00:30:18.277 --> 00:30:19.278 align:center
Step right up here.

00:30:22.906 --> 00:30:25.616 align:center
- You are the roommate?
- Yes, yeah.

00:30:25.617 --> 00:30:27.369 align:center
And this is little Bodhi.

00:30:42.968 --> 00:30:44.344 align:center
Hand the baby to his mother, please.

00:30:49.099 --> 00:30:50.559 align:center
Here's Mama.

00:30:58.734 --> 00:31:02.403 align:center
And the village, the family unit which
the petitioner disparages in his papers.

00:31:02.404 --> 00:31:05.324 align:center
- This here is the village?
- Yes, sir.

00:31:06.700 --> 00:31:07.993 align:center
Pass the baby to the grandfather.

00:31:17.336 --> 00:31:18.462 align:center
Hey, little man.

00:31:19.546 --> 00:31:20.631 align:center
What's going on?

00:31:21.882 --> 00:31:23.342 align:center
What's going on?

00:31:29.139 --> 00:31:30.307 align:center
Pass the baby to the grandmother.

00:31:42.402 --> 00:31:43.403 align:center
Hey.

00:31:57.709 --> 00:31:58.919 align:center
There you go.

00:32:01.672 --> 00:32:04.675 align:center
Hey… Hi. Hi.

00:32:10.472 --> 00:32:11.473 align:center
Hi.

00:32:12.307 --> 00:32:13.308 align:center
Hi, baby.

00:32:16.270 --> 00:32:17.729 align:center
What's with the tears?

00:32:20.566 --> 00:32:21.692 align:center
Hay fever.

00:32:24.778 --> 00:32:26.238 align:center
Take the boy to his father.

00:32:28.073 --> 00:32:29.449 align:center
Okay.

00:33:11.325 --> 00:33:12.326 align:center
And why are you crying?

00:33:14.036 --> 00:33:16.038 align:center
It's the first time I've held my son.

00:33:18.707 --> 00:33:21.376 align:center
As I look at her holding him…

00:33:23.712 --> 00:33:28.800 align:center
it could be argued that my poor judgment
has bestowed an incredible windfall.

00:33:30.969 --> 00:33:31.970 align:center
To them.

00:33:34.097 --> 00:33:35.098 align:center
To me.

00:33:39.353 --> 00:33:40.979 align:center
You see me holding him.

00:33:42.856 --> 00:33:45.234 align:center
Him being held by me.

00:33:47.236 --> 00:33:49.655 align:center
As a mother holds her child.

00:33:52.658 --> 00:33:54.034 align:center
This is my son.

00:33:56.411 --> 00:33:57.412 align:center
I am his mother.

00:33:59.414 --> 00:34:00.666 align:center
I am his mother.

00:34:23.688 --> 00:34:25.399 align:center
This child should know his father.

00:34:26.817 --> 00:34:29.609 align:center
Primary custody goes to the mother.
He gets the child two weekends a month.

00:34:29.610 --> 00:34:31.737 align:center
My clerk will draft
and issue the order. Adjourned.

00:34:33.156 --> 00:34:34.616 align:center
- What just happened?
- What ju… What… What happened?

00:34:35.367 --> 00:34:36.784 align:center
You just won.

00:34:38.328 --> 00:34:39.580 align:center
You won.

00:34:40.205 --> 00:34:41.415 align:center
My baby.

00:34:47.838 --> 00:34:48.839 align:center
Hi.

00:34:49.505 --> 00:34:52.009 align:center
Hey. Yeah.

00:34:54.219 --> 00:34:55.845 align:center
Are you serious?

00:34:55.846 --> 00:34:56.847 align:center
Good job.

00:35:01.226 --> 00:35:02.227 align:center
Yeah.

00:35:03.145 --> 00:35:04.146 align:center
Yeah.

00:35:09.109 --> 00:35:10.903 align:center
I'm actually a really good father.

00:35:13.655 --> 00:35:15.407 align:center
You'll see once you get to know me.

00:35:17.951 --> 00:35:18.952 align:center
That's good.

00:35:19.745 --> 00:35:22.539 align:center
Because I really do
want you to get to know him.

00:35:24.458 --> 00:35:26.335 align:center
Now, not later.

00:35:29.755 --> 00:35:31.048 align:center
This is your dad.

00:35:32.674 --> 00:35:33.675 align:center
Hi.

00:35:40.516 --> 00:35:43.351 align:center
All right, I'm making
my special celebratory lasagna tonight.

00:35:43.352 --> 00:35:44.644 align:center
Everybody's invited.

00:35:44.645 --> 00:35:47.188 align:center
And I will make my super margaritas.

00:35:47.189 --> 00:35:48.272 align:center
- Hi.
- There she is.

00:35:48.273 --> 00:35:49.899 align:center
- Congratulations!
- Congrats.

00:35:49.900 --> 00:35:51.025 align:center
- Thank you.
- You won.

00:35:51.026 --> 00:35:52.443 align:center
- Hi, lil cutie.
- You won.

00:35:52.444 --> 00:35:54.820 align:center
- You won, Bodhi!
- Yes, you did! You did!

00:35:54.821 --> 00:35:56.155 align:center
- We did!
- Oh, my gosh.

00:35:56.156 --> 00:35:58.115 align:center
- That was pretty badass.
- Can I just say

00:35:58.116 --> 00:36:00.285 align:center
you guys… you guys look hot.

00:36:01.703 --> 00:36:02.787 align:center
Coming from you?

00:36:02.788 --> 00:36:04.163 align:center
Thank you.

00:36:04.164 --> 00:36:08.752 align:center
By the way,
I never called Child Protective Services.

00:36:10.045 --> 00:36:11.046 align:center
That wasn't me.

00:36:13.549 --> 00:36:14.799 align:center
Wow.

00:36:14.800 --> 00:36:16.968 align:center
They can't just respond
to anonymous complaints.

00:36:16.969 --> 00:36:18.846 align:center
I mean,
it has to come from a reliable source.

00:36:19.805 --> 00:36:23.141 align:center
If he didn't do it, then… who?

00:36:24.643 --> 00:36:25.853 align:center
Who would do that?

00:36:28.230 --> 00:36:30.691 align:center
I… just as…

00:36:32.234 --> 00:36:33.527 align:center
as a precaution.

00:36:35.445 --> 00:36:39.449 align:center
Just to make sure Bodhi was safe.

00:36:46.290 --> 00:36:50.168 align:center
When I saw Jinx
just lying there in that hospital

00:36:50.169 --> 00:36:54.380 align:center
and everyone just standing around
refusing to hold him to account,

00:36:54.381 --> 00:36:57.593 align:center
I wasn't looking to cost Margo custody,
of course not.

00:36:58.510 --> 00:37:02.346 align:center
You brought the cops
into our family business.

00:37:02.347 --> 00:37:04.558 align:center
You brought me into this family, Shyanne.

00:37:06.685 --> 00:37:08.728 align:center
Isn't it my job to try to protect them?

00:37:08.729 --> 00:37:09.897 align:center
Behind my back?

00:37:10.439 --> 00:37:12.023 align:center
What other choice did I have?

00:37:12.024 --> 00:37:15.110 align:center
You know, maybe I was
just trying to insulate you from…

00:37:16.445 --> 00:37:20.698 align:center
Give you the gift of deniability
because you weren't gonna do it.

00:37:20.699 --> 00:37:23.827 align:center
You were not gonna report Margo, Shyanne.

00:37:24.578 --> 00:37:26.079 align:center
Because you love her too much.

00:37:27.789 --> 00:37:29.416 align:center
And you sure
wouldn't have done it to Jinx.

00:37:31.919 --> 00:37:33.587 align:center
'Cause you love him too much too.

00:37:41.970 --> 00:37:45.474 align:center
Margo came from a messy, complicated clan.

00:37:46.850 --> 00:37:53.232 align:center
A group of people who loved so completely,
it at times presented as pain.

00:37:55.150 --> 00:37:57.986 align:center
And her son will
have to grow up in that tangle.

00:37:58.862 --> 00:38:03.742 align:center
But he will thrive
because what choice does he have?

00:38:04.868 --> 00:38:09.121 align:center
And he will innately know
that adversity begets love

00:38:09.122 --> 00:38:10.874 align:center
with a special kind of vigor

00:38:11.750 --> 00:38:15.044 align:center
that allows you
to trust the ground under your feet

00:38:15.045 --> 00:38:20.592 align:center
and then launch your ship into the wild,
unknowable sea to seek your fortune.

00:38:24.137 --> 00:38:25.305 align:center
And maybe…

00:38:28.600 --> 00:38:30.560 align:center
catch yourself a whale.

00:38:30.561 --> 00:38:32.145 align:center
Cha-ching.

00:38:40.779 --> 00:38:42.614 align:center
Good night, my baby.

00:39:02.885 --> 00:39:04.094 align:center
Labor of love.

00:39:04.887 --> 00:39:06.138 align:center
It's perfect, Susie.

00:39:07.890 --> 00:39:08.891 align:center
And the remote.

00:39:11.226 --> 00:39:12.227 align:center
Whenever you're ready.

00:39:14.062 --> 00:39:15.063 align:center
I'm ready.

00:39:25.032 --> 00:39:26.950 align:center
I'm the hungry ghost.

00:39:28.035 --> 00:39:30.245 align:center
You crawled into my phone.

00:39:30.996 --> 00:39:32.122 align:center
You're trapped here.

00:39:33.290 --> 00:39:34.291 align:center
Forever.

00:39:36.084 --> 00:39:37.503 align:center
I will eat you all.

00:39:38.879 --> 00:39:41.423 align:center
There will be no survivors.

